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>Global Game News
Link your account to Cygames iD
Current Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"
Current Rate Up Trainee: New Year's Scout (3*), New Year T.M. Opera O (3*), New Year Haru Urara (3*)
Current Rate Up Support Cards: New Year's Scout (SSR), SSR Sasami Anshinzawa (Pal), SSR Admire Vega (Power), SSR Matikanefukukitaru (Speed), SR Tamamo Cross (Guts)
Current CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200m
Main Story Chapter 5 is out
01/27 - New Beginnings Part 1
01/29 - NY Opera & Haru 3*+Fuku SSR+Ayabe SSR
02/05 - 02/12 Racing Carnival
Mid February - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200m
https://umamusume.com/news/100040/
https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/

>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Valentine Taiki Shuttle (3*), Valentine Sounds of Earth (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru, SSR Neo Universe
New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" released

Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline
Cygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/

>Thread Clubs
https://rentry.co/umaglobalclublist
You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.

>All Guides & Resources
https://rentry.org/uma26
Game database
https://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)
A basic guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top/93
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
Uma Text
https://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
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>>556861167
>We missed out on more live footage/posting
Tragic... Got a refund I assume, or how did that work out, out of curiosity?
>Horses are so fucking cool, and cute.
This silly franchise sure taught me to appreciate them a whole lot more
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Does Moving Past, and Beyond not work for the next CM?
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>>556860524
Fuck you I lost that CM because all of sudden I'm matched up with a fag that had new skills I didn't even know existed and because his ace had a statline that was impossible to hit on URA
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shocked OP didn't link us to the jp thread again
you're alright, OP
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Gaia Force of High Quality Threads
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>>556861557
The corner is in an awful position so nope
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>Bakushin is class rep
>Top Road is also class rep
Please explain, im playing global, I know nothing
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>>556861735
wait so pump doesnt work either?
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Bancho cute
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>>556861749
You know schools have more than one class, right?
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>>556861749
bakushin is worker class and ntr is bourgeoisie
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>>556861853
pump works, similar to cancer cup
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Uma fighting game when? Or Tekken crossover when?
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>>556861681
Silver Sonic of Absolute Dogshit Threads
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>>556861862
My kinda girlfriend!
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>>556861991
nyooo....
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>>556861853
Pump works better for some reason lol
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Sex with Verxina
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Thoughts?
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>>556861853
Pump and A&S works but they have a very small activation window since Late Race happens right before the final corner ends
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>>556861681
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>>556861967
Never, because cygames and horse mafia are fags who hate fun
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is it worth torpedoing affinity for a maruzensky unique
how good/bad is matikane or grass wonder's uniques
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I desperately want to _hug Gentildonna
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>>556862114
she can do whatever she wants to me
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>>556861967
That bear dead. Panda bear dead too.
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>>556861020
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>>556862114
Need
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>>556862114
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>>556861303
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after she wins the Arima Kinen
sniffing Bourbon's perky, leotard-covered rear after she wins the Triple Crown
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt while she's using my face as a chair
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Is my acc bricked? I only started recently.
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>>556862114
put it in her butt that's why she's called pooper freak
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Digitan LOVE
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>>556862423
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>>556862262
Yes.
They're pretty mediocre as inherits
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>-500 carrats
>-1 Rainbow Crystal Shard
DANCHOU WAS RIGHT I AM A LAZY RETARD
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>>556862493
youre not going to have fun next scenario, I can tell you that much
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umanko, as in, umamusume cunt
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>>556862276
Gentlewife
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>>556861967
>Tekken crossover when?
Umas don't deserve to be in such a horrid dogshit game
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>>556862493
>2 Teios
Unfortunately bricked.
You're very lacking speed cards to carry you off scenarios but hopefully next scenario can be doable with your race bonuses cards
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>>556861749
Toresen has more than one inchou because it's a big school with many classrooms
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>ayabe guts is HUMAN RIGHTS for MANT
>10 race bonus
I’m nyooooticing
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>>556862423
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>>556862493
you've got 40 minutes to reroll for MLB fuku
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>>556862114
I will let her pamper me
I will let her spoil me
I will let her feed me
I will let her clean my ears
I will embrace being chained and collared by her
I will suck on the pacifier
I will wear the onesie
I will drink from the baby bottle
I will play with the rattle
I will let her cradle me in her arms
I will call her mommy
I will be happy
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>>556862717
it's 15 anonchama
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>1h left of karuta
>finish last career
>2 spots on bingo left to go, and 40 coins
>roll 1, it instantly lands on 1
>could it be?
>30 coins, 1 to go
>spin the wheel baby
>see all coins disappear
>
>it's a hit
>last bingo card cleared, last coins cleared

my ocd is satisfied
thanks for reading my blog
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>>556862717
look at the unique passive, retard
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>>556862717
One day the shills, doomers and hypefags will get what they fucking deserve
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>>556862638
umanko, as in, mare pussy
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>>556862483
>>556862273
powerful artist
powerful toreina duo
>>556862276
gentle wife gentle life
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>>556862723
Me when I risk it all for that triple rainbow on level 5 speed training (failure rate 35%)
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>>556862423
>sniffing Bourbon's perky, leotard-covered rear after she wins the Triple Crown
My beautiful undefeated triple crown trainee...
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>>556862795
>>556862810
Fucking gameTorah needs to be replaced. It said 10%
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sweepy, does the training double click (to skip animation), which you changed to lower the delay the last time, work on rainbow training? does it skip the animation still
im testing my own clicks and on rainbow training, clicking straight after (when the rainbow is popping up) does not skip the animation. the click delay is 0.01 I think
and that you can click the window (during rainbow, and after (during skip)) a few times as well as a heads up from my manual testing ingame
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Patting my oishi
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>none of the event chain finish
nigger game
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>>556863001
Shut up umaguide shill
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>>556862723
me when I click a 4% failure chance guts training with 4 unity training on turn 5
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>>556863001
Retardbro...
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>>556863001
are you retarded?
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>>556862723
Everyone talks about what happens to the Umas who fuck up but never about the Torenas. Have you ever thought about who WORKS in the glue factories? Who has to see it all happen with their own two eyes? The horses die for their sins, the torenas have to live with them, they are not the same.
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https://github.com/SweepTosher/umamusume-sweepy/blob/main/module/umamusume/constants/timing_constants.py#L1
in a think it used to be 1.5(?)
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>>556863069
Haru Urara wouldn't say this
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So it is possible to get +5 with enough RB
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>>556863184
>>556863186
Fine, compare tool shows but it should display it correctly on the actual card’s page.
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>>556862717
Turn it in your nooooticing badge NOW
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>>556863001
buy an ad
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>>556863069
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P77Jfm3iB6M
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>>556863310
did you think there was some sort of hard cap
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>>556863285
she would, and if king halo hears it seiun gets crucified
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>moving nowhere, and bricked doesn't work AGAIN
oh no no no??? dobrebros? latechads????? our matriach (parent)? wtf my win condition uma inherit?????
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>meekschizo is a botter
nyo...
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>>556863283
Let him cook.
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Good night friends!!!
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Is shrewd step worth buying? I somehow keep getting it from spirit bombs
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How many rainbow shards are we at right now if you haven't missed a single event? is it 19?
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>>556863574
ohnononononono he missed it hahahahahahahahahaha
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>>556863000
She's so cool
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>>556863315
>one of those comes straight from the card page
I said retardbro ironically
Now I'm serious, you're a retard
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>>556863574
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>>556863574
Anon...
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>>556863574
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>>556863574
here
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>>556863478
no I am learning how to kode
botting is cool and I can finally see how they are made - by real professionals! (Chinese insiders)
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>>556862493
no such thing as a bricked ie ruined account, but yours will have some tough challenges for the next few months.
>no good speed cards
>very low SR deck
You have a bunch of umas though, that should tide you over for awhile.
My recommendation: Start saving carats immediately, then blow everything you've got on the NTR banner next month. With any luck you'll MLB her or at least get close, and that card will serve you well in the upcoming scenario. The other reason to go all-in is that there's a very good SR card, also for the new scenario. The final reason to go all-in on NTR banner is that you desperately need a stronger SR deck.
Post-NTR banner, save like a fiend until Light Hello/Agnes Tachyon. This will be your first major upgrade, which goes especially hard for you because most of your 3* umas are pacers. I would skip the SMaru card, then save until November for Ramonu and Sounds of Earth, excellent Wit and Stamina SSR's, respectively. Then save again until Speed Pasa, at which point the difference between your deck and the rest of /uma/'s won't be significantly different unless they're Day One whales.

tl;dr no you're not bricked but your umas will be substantially weaker compared to most because your support card deck is very weak. Strengthening it should be your first priority.
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Would Curren let me cum inside?
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>>556863504
Good night fren!!
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>>556863574
Yes, it's 19.
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>>556863706
wow you've been saving that free rainbow crystal for a while huh
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>>556863737
vibing isnt coding
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>>556863793
She lets you cum ONLY if it's inside
Doesn't matter what hole first, but it has to be all of them, in whatever order you wish
But you have to kiss her later, so choose wisely
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Tanuki posters will be prostituted
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newfag here should I reroll fuku or fine motion?
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>>556863832
He can use it in any card even if he's saving it for almond eye.
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>>556863947
the rainbow hodler
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>>556862423
uma butts are a gift from god
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>>556863832
The semen retention must continue, torena-san
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>>556863834
asking AI is really useful and you can mine it really hard to find out cool things
its especially helpful for me because I can ask it to:
>list a bunch of different functions (different ways to do things)
>go through lists (like the registry) and find cool things
>write out (that 10 years ago I wouldve had to type manually) a list of numbers to make charts, like a dec - binary - hex chart
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>>556863457
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>>556863393
got a hard cap for you right here
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>>556863793
She won't let you, but she'd prefer if you did anyway.
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>>556863916
fine motion. you can borrow fuku
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>>556863574
Yes, it's 19. No, anons are not telling the truth, they're just being contrarian wannabe comedian FAGGOTS
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>>556863749
ty anon-kun I will do my best, mostly having fun just reading about my umas for now
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>>556863457
i'll save my tachyonpost for later in the thread, I hope that's fine with you anon-kun
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>>556863832
nta but those should be saved for cards with longevity imo, so nothing really to use it on currently (especially with 2 selectors coming next month with mant)
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>>556864212
Umapyoi with all of them
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I cant code so it is useful for me because I can ask it to
>list umafunctions
>list reserved umavariables
>list umacommands
>give me the /? result of a cmd command to avoid using their bad display
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>run kikuka sho with 350 stam frontrunner
>1st
>i accidentaly selected tenno sho
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>>556864235
sex sex sex sex sex
>>556864309
based
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>>556864349
happy for you and sorry for your loss
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based
however if you get any ideas about using it, my experience of it from this month is that ~6 hours of asking AI = 10 minutes of logically thinking about a problem (if you actually want to get things done). it is good for getting words on the page
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>>556864235
>sexier than that other literal nsfw pasa image
How do gyarus do it...
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wtf Maru I just wanted to farm points
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>>556864539
sex appeal goes beyond "haha nipples and pussays"
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Can you recognize your oshi just by looking at their seiyuu?
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It's ironic because in order to use Artificial intelligence, you need actual Natural Intelligence, otherwise you'll end up fucking up
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>>556864597
WHAT THE FUCK MARUZENSKY STOP
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>>556864630
and that place beyond is the ass
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What decks do people use to make guts Umas?
3 Guts/2 Speed/Riko? 4 Guts? Only 1 Speed?
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this applies to every umamusume, they are like dogs
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>>556864630
Scantily clad > naked > decently clothed > totally covered
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Just in time.
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asscheeks from the front thru thigh gap sex (appeal)
>>556864698
agree. I have seen it be a mess
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Can someone explain to me why Spe-chan is considered a chud?
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>>556864760

>>556864845
Bit of a case by case thing for me, but generally I'd agree.
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>>556864927
irl horse
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>>556864927
Yes.
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>>556864917
all umas should have this bust size
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>>556864917
awooga! needs BIG swimsuit!
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>>556864864
The legendary butt fangs...
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>>556864927
Racist horse. Hates Chestnutters.
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>>556864917
books are stored in the boobs
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>>556864948
Obviously
In the case of Ryan it's completely reversed
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>>556864927
got prematurely ripped apart from his human mom who he loved very much
foster chestnut horse mom abused him
became a chud towards chestnuts
forever mind broken by el and grass (chestnuts) and would have a melty any time he saw them which was very often
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>>556865121
In Biwa's case she stored them in her head
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Hmm today I will do some runs using the new Fukukitaru card
>wit +4
>card doesn't show up the entire run
>wit +4
>finally get the first event to trigger and lose the first round of unity cup
What a fun game
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nta but he did the same thing I did
>go to gametora
>go to supoka, sort by descending race bonus
>pic related results
because I'm a dumdum and didn't select upcoming supoka as well.
I can hit 60RB before borrow, so if I borrow NN I hit 75. Whales can hit 90. If I get retardedly lucky I'll MLB Ayabe on free pulls, gets me to 80. But I'm not counting on that, counting on getting zilch like Riko banner
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>>556864845
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Everyone wants Special Week's shoes.
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>>556863706
>holding the rainbow crystal since November
>hasn't bothered to do any events, missing half the rainbow shards
why? Isn't that at cross purposes?
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>>556865212
didn't grass have a boner when he saw spe
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>"dude MANT is so awful it's the worst scenario the japanese hated it!"
>turns out all the hate is coming from autists who run 300+ careers for each CM and being upset that MANT allows actual planning and calculating instead of just spamming the slot machine
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>A&S doesn't work for capricorn
So what do you even inherit on fronts? Nothing? Generic bullshit like Shooting Star?
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>>556865530
Are you really only working on Capricorn right now?
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>>556865530
>capricorn
>fronts
That's your mistake bwo
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>pre debut
>already 3 +30 energy events, no slow metabolism
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Stop making me horny
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>>556865706
This is a bad sign btw
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>>556865603
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>>556865835
Taishin seems like the kind of girl who hates you in public but loves to sext you
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Mambo!
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call me crazy but i think i might skip ramonu and go for bobo wit instead (because i'll have also just blown my load on CB wit)

NB: ramonu's TE is contingent on buying 5 velocity skills
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>>556864948
Fuji has huge sex appeal and not just because of her racing outfit
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>>556865530
Creek and Pasa
Also, it works but won't be the 100% best choice
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I still have my ticket and crystal because I have choice paralysis.
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>>556865998
You will buy over 30 skills when Ramonu drops anon.
I hope Taishin is your oshi if you are spending carats on propaganda and balls.
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>>556865998
...are you not buying 5 velocity skills?
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>>556829649
does she run good
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Start making me horny
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boy sex
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>>556866326
uoooh sexy umamusumes
uoooh junior fillies
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>>556866326
Sure
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>>556865835
It was a total gamble, either she kills him for asking for something that bold or she finally caves, glad he actually won
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>>556864689
Yeah.
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If you're going to roll for the doggy please be respectful to her. i don't want to see any lewd stuff regarding her, I will not allow it >:(
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You know what I need?

King Halo licking Kawakami Princess armpits.
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>>556866437
unironically one of the most stinky duos to date
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Don't umas smell really bad?
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>>556866169
well, i just dropped 200 pulls on all uma for her, and i'm also pulling shakur, so yeah, kinda

>>556866201
in the middle of a career? i mean, i guess if you need to before ramonu is any good, then you'll do it
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>>556866370
remember that they are weak to kabedons
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>>556866513
You need to stop being brown
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>>556866608
horses smell like hay and sexy pheromones
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>>556866608
insanely and unbelievably stinky
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>>556866510
No
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>>556866370
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>>556866608
Spetard and oguri do.
Too much eating and farting.
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sorry danchoe.... I'm too deep into the urara mines...not my fault there are like 3 dirt G1s and 1 is in summer
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>>556865465
>end career 30s too late
>missed another rainbow
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>>556863504
gn
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Finally got my first 9*
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>>556866861
congrats anon
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>>556866861
9* late?
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>>556866861
Congrats! The first one opens the floodgates to even more!
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>>556866861
Fugg
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Caprihorny is here!
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>>556866861
Congratulations
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>>556864689
>fat
OBUHI
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>>556866861
>9* power
>9* dirt
>9* unique
WTF CONGRATS
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They'll give us a selector for the anniversary, right?
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>>556866437
Why's there a few blurry pixels down by Cafe's ass?
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>can easily run my wife for this sprint CM
>can run her for dirt CM without too much trouble
>could already run her perfectly in medium/long
It doesn't matter when or where, she's always ready to go one on one
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Am I bricked? Started 2 months ago.
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>>556867126
1 free and 1 paid, yes
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GO AWAY
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>>556867183
But CMs are three on three on three..
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>>556867183
>she's always ready to go one on one
With the Undertaker?
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Luna is a dumb name
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>>556867182
You don't wanna know
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>>556867187
no. I addressed this in an earlier post, most of it applies to you, but less so because you have kitasan
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Fine Motion refused to give me Speed Star.
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>>556867187
ur fine
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>>556867187
no, but you need more SR copies to build a race bonus deck
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>>556866796
This Urara face makes me feel some things...
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>>556867264
Baku, this isn’t the pit I was looking for
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>CM time
FINALLY
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>>556867342
So is Anonymous, yet here you are.
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>>556867187
>lb2 yeppers
Yes
Just like me with lb3 yeppers REE
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>>556867463
lol
lmao
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Why aren’t we using our IGN’s here?
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>>556867516
You can use and uncap crystal on it
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>>556866232
We won't really know until she runs in a debut, there are indicators (the double circles in the bottom right corner are one of them) that can signal a foal being good but they do not guarantee that for sure
Also noticed that I was retarded and somehow imagined Curren and Falco already having two foals. In reality, the second one is on the way
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>>556867650
But I am?
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>>556865998
The deciding factor might end up being how important Race Bonuses are in Grand Live. 5 isn’t a lot but it is something. Gold Groundwork is really tempting, though…
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Explain to me how to play with Wit as if I were 5 years old
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My umas have so much trust in me that they allow me to be in the locker room when they change before and after a race.
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>>556867489
Kris S deserves this costume more
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I like Tachyon's voice but with the 2 oranges this song is so much better
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>>556867843
think about how each training = +1 to your training count (on speed). AKA training speed = -1 from MAX 25 (or 20) to get to level 5 (or 4) to get big gains
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>>556867843
drop dictus and dober
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Image training for MANT
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>>556867886
kek
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>>556868064
What's stopping an uma from straight up crippling their trainer for life for making them do this?
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>>556867843
Don't play 2 speed on 0% uma, unless you hate yourself
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>>556866868
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>>556867843
WHY ARE YOU IN URA
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>>556867773
i guess the question is: is it worth investing in the card and swapping out taking the lead for gold groundwork and better stats, assuming you still have access to regular groundwork via smaru
you can get taking the lead from palmer stamina, but there's not a chance in hell i can afford her on top of everyone else, so she'd have to be my borrow slot
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>Club member mentions that twitter gif
If he wasn't contributing like 400k fans a day I would've taken him out the back and euthanized him
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>>556868189
She rebelled by jobbing at URA
but check out these phat whites (pls don't ask for the blue)
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>>556868060
and?
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>>556868392
why?
t. not him
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>>556868064
what the fuck, did you never raise any stats just pure race?
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>>556868439
get a third speed card, get a wit with 50 specialty priority (DaiSca/Tachyon/Sunday)
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>>556868395
not him but please post a video of a run where you do a lot of races. I have never gone above 4. I only do 3 races twice a run. I want to get 1M fan runs
I want to see how you guys are doing it
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>>556868269
newfag btw
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>>556867973
No it isn't
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>>556868480
Rotten apple spoils the bunch
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I love Rice
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>>556866796
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>>556868538
I don't have them on MLB yet
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>>556868392
>getting upset by the absolute lowest level of degeneracy
That's not evens scratching the surface of shit
go back to where you came
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>>556868847
DELETE THIS
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>>556868269
It's faster for parents
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>>556868847
I would do this to Ulala
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>my Fine Motion does nothing this CM and just dies
Damn, do I really need to make a different Ace?
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>>556868704
>parental mode
couldn't be me
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>>556868602
Unity is better if you have bad cards, and it’s good to get experience in the format
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>>556868860
>getting upset over me getting upset at someone else
lmao, faggot
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>>556868392
>I would've taken him out the back
kinky
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BWO IS THAT BIG?
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>>556868392
that image has corrupted the entire uma community. if you filtered your club for people unaffected by it you would be alone.
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>>556869169
always has been
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I’ve liked Bakushin/Kita pits since day 1 though?
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>CM already
I wanted to make a better King Halo but 3spd 3wit without mlb wit cards and no proper 3rd speed card is AIDS
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>>556868498
>>556868547
Yeah, you can clear career with Oguri on just races, although it's not consistent. Take speed+stam sparks and a deck that maximizes your RB, train mainly speed junior year, and you can just start racing nonstop as soon as the game allows you. Not recommending this btw, it's not very efficient.
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parent farming with El is such a clock waster. She constantly jobs career goals I don't know how and why
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Believing this place wasn't a degenerate cespool before Bakupits you're a tourist that should go away because that's the most normal thing us fuckers like
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>First Dirt S Mile S run with Shichi
>Good skills and rolled high until senior year summer so speed and power never reached above 1100
>Second Dirt S Mile S run with Shichi
>Barely any skills, loses almost every race and low rolls
Damn
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>>556867843
I don't think Rudolf is the best for this. You spam wit for easier energy management, take speed rainbows whenever you can, and hit stamina/power if the TE/bonus cards land on it. Takes a bit of time to recognize how low you can go in terms of energy.
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>posting the four eyes
eeew
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>>556866796
wat club so i can snitch
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>>556869482
Can't be worse than Ryan.
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>>556869169
awooga!
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>>556867843
when no rainbow on speed, click wit
do not use ikuno shittus card
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>>556869487
As a genuine /uma/ citizen I prefer more wholesome topics like Tachyon rapist and irl mare fucker
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>>556863014
I deadass didn't even know u can skip the anim
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Prostitute umas
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>>556869487
y-yes us 4channers t-the internet hate machine
we're anomalous
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>>556869676
Hi Curren Chan desu!
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>>556869656
yeah I realized it and then ran straight to sweepybot to try and snag a push
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>>556869487
Armpits by themselves are great but I find licking and sniffing them gross, even more so when they're sweaty
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>>556869656
yo fr bruh legit no cap??
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Post'em
I slacked halfway through
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Its Urara's first day on her new job say something nice to her!
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>>556869645
bad support?
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>>556869810
wrong tit size, please kill yourself
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>>556869810
Awooga, big tits are good
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>>556869931
I dunno, like 2mil I think? I'm on the jp client so I can't check right now
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>>556869957
no energy rec
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>>556869931
You brought me happiness Doto I will be sparking for you on the all uma
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>>556861539
the races are tonight/tomorrow actually
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>>556869931
2.6m
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>>556869931
Decent
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>>556869941
Look at her go!
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>>556870008
nyoooo
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Retention secured
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>>556863014
>>556869818
Wait what the fuck are u talking about I'm playing manually and tapping again does nothing
Is this gaslight
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>>556870360
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>>556869028
She's my wife
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>>556870360
bwo, it ended at 593k last week
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>>556869931
I was slacking off but had 120% event bonus so still got points
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>>556869931

>>556870183
Well shit, never mind.
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>>556869941
>>556870269
Surely nothing wrong will happen.
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>>556870529
proof?
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>>556869810
awooga
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Luna means moon
Moon means to show one's ass
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>>556870760
it means a round ass
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>>556870625
our proposal
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Your oshi is a slut.
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>>556862423
I say this
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Anyone spent their hint books yet?
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Maya has potential for this CM but she keeps jobbing at haruten
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>>556870994
On Oguri's 777 only
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>>556871052
Bwo your Tachyon Triple 7 parent?
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>>556871027
god i hate being enslaved by stinky uma feet...
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>>556863793
For the right price
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>Capri sign ups
Aaaaaaaaaaaaa i don't have anyone to field noooooooooooo
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>>556871236
>slopping my dear boy wife
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>>556871163
I made one of course. Parent gives 2 hints and discount is 3 hints so it's at max discount if I get it on inspo.
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>>556870994
I've been thinking about maybe spending them on Taiki since I've been using her every mile cm, but with Bobo and Dia-chan around the corner I think I'll save for a bit longer....
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>>556870994
You are supposed to spend everything on your favorite uma you soulless metafag
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>>556870961
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>>556871236
wtf now I hate Kitasan Black too
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>>556871261
Who do you want to field?
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600 pieces + rotation + voronoi

https://jiggie.fun/vguma
https://jiggie.fun/vguma
https://jiggie.fun/vguma
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>>556871236
I'm gay for boys with tits now
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>>556871236
Cheval means big boobs
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>Zero effort slop
why are you niggers replying
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>>556871519
>voronoi
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>>556869931
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>>556871261
I hope there isn't any anon rushing a last minute sprint pasa here
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Are FKKTR + Tachyon still the best spark farming combo for compatibility?
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>>556871037
Too big
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>>556871261
I didn't have a good sprint parent until literally yesterday, many of us are in the same boat
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>>556871027
What deck are you running?
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>>556871889
4 wit 2 speed and 4* stamina sparks
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>>556871236
Too small
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>>556871841
You literally don't need a sprint parent. Just use whoever has the most power sparks and borrow someone with turf.
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I want to go fishing with seiun sky
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>>556871983
Try switching to 3 Speed and 3 Power with the same spark set up
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>>556872207
yeah, "fishing"
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>>556872232
But she's a pace chaser she needs wit
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I want to go peeping with Digitan
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>>556872321
You’ll be fine with FineMo borrow
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>>556872321
Don't get wit from sparks use cards
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I want to have sex with Mayano Top Gun
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there is ONE (1) G1 race which gives wit spark, so DO IT!
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>>556872537
Pidar scum
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>>556872386
Shouldn't I use Riko instead? 2 speed 3 wit and Riko?
>>556872386
>>556872456
You are literally telling me to use 3 power cards lmao
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>>556872635
3 speed 2 wit riko, change to late on tenno sho spring
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>>556872635
OH WIT NOT POWER
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>>556872758
>Don't get power from sparks use cards
Huh???
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>>556872635
>>556872758
>>556872853
I meant 3 Speed, 3 Wit. Not 3 Speed 3 Power. Sorry, Long day.
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>>556872731
>>556872758
>>556872935
Thanks I will try again
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>>556872935
>Sorry, Long day.
Anon, Long was last cm. This one's a sprint.
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>>556861303
What does the red exclamation mark mean before transferring some of my umas?
It's been ages since I've played and I don't see anything explaining it in game.
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If I have to borrow one and I only have 0LB to use of the other, should I borrow Bakushin or FM?
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Is this the armpit game?
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>>556873205
it says it in the image
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>>556873205
It's literally written in your screenshot. You've used it as a parent before.
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>>556873194
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>he thinks uma is degenerate when other gacha shit have literal porn in it
lol
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>>556873278
if 2 speed 4 wit borrow bakushin
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cute
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Ahhhhhh that hot spring trip felt nice
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>>556873405
this isnt porn theres no actual butthole. still have to use your imagination (this is softcore porn)
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>>556873282
uma is a sniffer's game. pits, feet, butts, take your pick.
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>>556873315
>>556873321
I JUST noticed that and feel stupid as fuck. Thank you.
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getting confused by this cm
the more mid race i put the further back they end up
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>>556873629
>getting confused by this cm
stop overpreparing for the rng cm
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>>556873629
Power check?
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>the creek FAGGOT HOMO woke up
thread dead
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glue. nail polish remover. paint. paint thinner
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does anyone have an image or gif of maya pointing her fingertips together in game
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>>556873725
sprint SUCKS
I can't wait for the return of mile kino
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>>556874106
>dirt
no kino there
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>>556874106
Can't wait for the kino with 9 playable characters
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>>556874139
Curren Chan...
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>>556873612
I'll take some musky pussies
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>>556871683
cute flustered wei
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>>556874439
Danchou...
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Have you guys thought about how genuinely horrifying it would be to live in Uma world? These people that are otherwise normal but have enough strength to kill you with their bare hands. No matter how hard you train you'll realistically never stand a chance if they decide to get serious, Nishino Flower would curl your highest bench PR. Rape is the least of your worries; violence is much more common, and mentally you'd be afraid to talk back if they tried pushing your boundaries even in mundane circumstances.

Is this how women feel around men? Jesus christ.
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Yada yada I don't wanna ii ya da
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>>556869931
I failed to unlock the 3 million point threesome scene
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Can horses enjoy cunnilingus?
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>>556874672
God created men and uma, Colt made them equal.
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>>556874672
Uma is based on Japanese values not american ones so it would be okay.
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>>556874860
What if the uma also gets a gun
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>>556874672
How did I know what the last sentence of this would be from the first? Oh right, you type like a pseud. Fuck off.
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>Overprepare for the most RNG CM to date
>Lose to a 900-1000/400-500/600-700/300/500-700 uma with sprint/turf A anyway
Are you ready for sprint CM?
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>>556874859
Only if you're good at it, and since that requires practice I doubt your umas will
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>>556874672
horrifying?
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>>556874859
they are not that different from women
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>>556874860
there is no colt only filly
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>>556874957
There's no way anyone's overpreparing for sprint. I'm sure /uma/'s been done since 2 weeks ago.
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>>556874957
>underprepared
>if i lose, i expect the outcome
>if i win, it's double the win considering i did subpar umas this time around
All results lead to my victory
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>>556874957
I consistently win against /uma/ so I'll easily get platinum
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>>556874672
Everyone can point a gun at you and kill you in the real world you dumb fucking nigger.
>>
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>>556875147
I consistently win against /uma/ and lose against public rooms so I'll get matched with a gigapig and get gold.
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>>556874948
Maybe it's because you agree with me and you know deep down that I'm right.

>Type like a pseud
what the fuck is a pseud?
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>>556874957
I'm never ready for any CM.
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>>556874957
>he spent a month farming groundwork parents and aces
>my retard paces will steal the lead back via turbo sprint
i can't wait for the kino
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>>556875225
ok she is actually unintelligible here
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STOP FUCKING POSTING PORN
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>>556875269
Google it.
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>Still I Rise in today's Tokyo 3R
third time's a charm eh
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Does double circle affinity provide a significant boost for inspirations or is there virtually no difference if you're just a few points away from hitting the double circle?
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>>556869931
And this was with me being busy for 2 days during the discounted TP period and letting danchou down by not being able to fully deplete the bar on those days. Being able to break 2 million is still fun to see.
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no actually the little anime girl could not curl my PR if not because youre retarded then because she doesnt run on all fours
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>>556875216
Man whenever Taishin does that I feel the impossibly wild urge to hug her
>>556875225
They really nailed the GFE here
>>
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>>556874672
>imagine walking through the park back home after a long day at work
>get chased by a pack of gyarumas who were just smoking and drinking
running is useless, fighting is useless, all you can do is beg and hope it ends quickly
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>>556875547
yjk
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>>556875453
no, it's just a threshold and it's not a maximum either
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>>556869931
MLB Fuku really balooned my points, even while grinding out sprint aces.
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>>556874957
i thought i was figuring it out
have to be top 2 to get the accelerations so i put heaps of midrace in some careers today
but they activated too early and got pushed even further back than normal
so now i'm done, i don't have any bright ideas left
maybe will try to make el cp
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can I win B finals with her?
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I need this horse in my life so bad
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>>556875453
Just makes it so instead of running 1000 careers to get what you want, to maaaybe run just 998
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>>556875648
your lucky groundwork pace to avoid pace down?
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>>556875650
it's all rng who cares
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>>556874957
I stopped trying when I lost a lobby to some little timmy's A rank taiki with 1000 speed and no accels
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Ardan's BIG boobies, holy fuck! She has two of them, TWO fucking FAT tits! Goddamn. One big fat titty, and then one FUCKING more!! I LOVE HER AND HER FAT TITS RAAAAAAAAAARGH
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>>556861303
Looking for 1
Anyone else wants to join? Rules are the following
>5 days of inactive login or 5 days flatline
>6 million monthly quota
>Just do your best whenever you are available
>No discord
>No drama
>Dont forget to trade shoes or else
>Lets avoid burnout and enjoy the game
Put your ID here and put /uma/ in your profile when applying ingame
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>>556875792
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Mambo!
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I won
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>>556876017
This is true
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>>556876017
WINRAR!! WOO!
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>>556875792
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Day 2 of my descent into horse madness. I fear that the smug opera horse and the pink goofball have ensnared the lump of coal that used to be my heart. It burns us. Send help.
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>>556875706
>lucky groundwork pace to avoid pace down?
are you talking about making groundwork pace to try to become pacemaker when there's no fronts?
it's a pretty separate consideration from pace down because pace down is continuously on for the first half of the race and so can't be "avoided" by any one thing
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>>556874672
>>556874672
>Is this how women feel around men? Jesus christ.
Hot, I know.
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>>556874957
Preparing and chasing the "perfect" run is part of the fun for me, regardless of the result.
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>3* groundwork appears on the Seiun that jobs some races instead of the one with 700k fans
Fuckity fuck fuck fucking fuck
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>>556874672
No, cause even 10 women can beat a man but 10 men can't beat an uma
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>>556874672
Don't look up the target audience/majority consumer of rape literature
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women its women the demographic
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Three sleep depriveds in a row
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>>556876379
It's male trainers followed by regular women
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B+ freshly boiled post dox to join
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>>556876379
85% ojiisan, 15% cucks
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>>556876704
Mambro...
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>>556876379
wtf it's all epsato
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>>556876540
yeah cause im fucking her (shes so based and cute)
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>>556874957
I'm oshi gaming with C Biwa and Kawakami, I did have to throw in a meta pick with Bakushin, but I'm happy getting a chance to have some sovl where anything can actually win. Best chance to have fun before the dirt CM which seems like that's going to have some definitive winners no matter what.
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>>556875894
THAT'S MY WIFE DELETE THIS.
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>>556874672
I think you're massively overanalyzing a fictional universe that exists solely to exhibit "horse racing but cuter"
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oh no i'm going to be killed by an umamusume
please no anything but that
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hi umas
if an odd numner - 1 = an even number then why isnt 1 - 1 = 0 = an even number tell me that
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If an uma suddenly fights another one, do their trainers have to fight too?
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>>556876765
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>>556877441
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Man, coming here was a mistake. I got a severe uma asshole licking fetish from the "sniffing tazuna butt" ritual posy. What would uma asses taste like? Would their anuses be self cleaning like real horse? Would they kick you while you lick?
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Bakushin is hot and her racewear design is one of the best and few acknowledge it because she leans towards joke character. Acknowledge it now
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>>556871519
Done
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>>556877441
because an even number is not an odd number - 1
an even number is a number that can be divided by 2 with no remainder in the result
0/2 = 0, no remainder
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>>556877567
of course, the contract said: for better or for worse
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>>556869931
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CM10 gaslight guide when?
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>>556876654
Grassu would not rape me..
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>>556878061
just pull up the cancer cup guide and ignore turf horses
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>>556878159
I still remember that novel...
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it's impossible for me to rape an umamusume and also impossible for me to be raped by an umamusume
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>>556878273
please post it
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>>556878293
Orfevre would rape you in a heartbeat. Literally NOTHING you could do about it.
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>>556878293
Yeah cuz umamusume aren't real
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>>556862717
Reminder
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>>556878159
>when torena refuses to roleplay and just consents right away
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>>556878403
https://www.pixiv.net/novel/show.php?id=16530352#2
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i hope i get matched against retards who are chasing >55 rb in MANT
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>>556878486
if you don't have at least 2 of these cards MLB, you're NGMI
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>>556878234
Can you post that one
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>>556878413
Don't worry Shion's got this
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Why did witfraud say that Taiki is bad for this CM?
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>>556861303
Urara raped me
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>>556878770
Gentil wouldn't rape me
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>>556878413
>Orfevre
(You) would be luck if some random faceless Umamusume A look at you
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The only cards you NEED as in HUMAN RIGHTS for MANT are Urara and Yeppers.
If you failed to MLB any of them your umas will DIE.
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>>556878486
I think this is bullshit
>39 SR cards
>18% chance for SR
>1 SR guaranteed per tenner
>Ayabe rate up is 1%
how is this not better odds -by a lot than SSR rates?
>3% SSR rate
>0.75% NTR
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>>556877851
post one even number that is still even when you - 1, please
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>first eishin career
DEUTSCHLAND
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>>556878535
Does getting erect mean I consent?
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>>556878703
nta
I have two of these at 3LB and one of these at MLB
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>>556878726
Shion misses and accidentally hurts her foot because she'll always be second rate
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>>556873405
umas for this feel?
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>>556876379
>world where women exist who can overpower men
>thread is constantly full of people fantasizing about being raped by umas

wtf we literally ARE women
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>>556878841
Truly the most shocking one
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>>556878892
marked
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>>556878687
kansha!
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>>556878892
AUSLANDER AUS!
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you fuckers told me it was only 1 hour per career
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>>556878912
No but cumming does
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MY FIRST WIN
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>>556878061
>CM10 gaslight guide when?
>accels
front uses A&S and plancha
pace uses plancha + creek I guess
late uses pump + redshift
ends lmao
>statline
1200 speed, 601 stamina, 800 power
>meta
SMaru/Falco/OG Pasa/XOguri for fronts
taiki/OG pasa for pace
digitan/OG Oguri for late
ends lmao
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>>556878887
You can spark SSR, you can't spark SR
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>>556878486
reminder that with every new release the odds of getting the NEW card you want are worse than in the last release
however this also means that the odds for THIS card you want are better every time because you can get it in the future pulls too.. a natural log? e? perhaps...
sooo yeah idk if he put into his calculation here all of the future banners that we all know will happen (so we dont need infinity) because of JP
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>>556875648
please do not post these mean bully pictures
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WHEN THE HECK IS MANT COMING
I'M NOT TRAINING FOR THE DIRT SHIT CM IF ARRIVES DURING IT
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>>556879134
i can't tell if you're giga retarded or trying to be funny
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>>556878841
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>>556879258
round 2 day 2 of aquarius
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>>556879168
holeh based! GJ, keep going. I look forward to seeing more wins in the future with your trainee!
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>>556879163
Wallahi I'm finished
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>>556878892
BASED
>>556879125
ULTRA BASED
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DICK CUM VAGINA SEX IN PUSSY. INTERCOURSE send post .
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>>556879314
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>>556879168
Congrats anon
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>>556878912
yes. If you really and truly do not want to have sex and you are a man, you will not get erect. If you have enough mental control and are simply disinterested in sex, you cannot get forced to get erect. You have to have carnal desire or you won't get hard.
you can be forced to ingest erection-causing drugs, but a) I'm not considering that, b) the cleverer umas would already slipped those into your drink, and c) just fuck your trainee, what are you, gay?
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>>556879110
Chaika sex.
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>>556879518
>>556879314
>>556878841
These ones are hot as fuck
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>>556878815
Because SFV is an accel skill so you won't get the full 4 seconds of accel as late race position starts halfway through its duration (remember you only accel when late race starts, which is why Pump and A&S has barely a window here since the late race position starts when the final corner almost ends)
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>>556879168
gz beast
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>>556879175
I'm aware of that, but that has nothing to do with probabilities. Please address the compared probabilities
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>>556879568
>If it's a legitimate rape, the toreina body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.
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>>556879662
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yes you can get an erection when you dont want one without drugs
case 1: being touch-starved (anime website)
case 2: prostate stimulation
case 3: taboo; fear-response; olfactory
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i blame dark bays
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>>556879763
Which uma would stimulate your prostate in order to put p0n0s in vag00?
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Why are you arguing with women? They’ll never admit to being wrong.
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sister stuck in washing machine
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>>556879902
>women
>on 4chan
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Did Victoria Frontier post a guide yet?
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>>556879901
gold ship
rudolfi
maruzensky
the german one
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>>556879974
Curren posters are 50% women. Brian posters too (different sets of women).
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>>556879970
>
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>>556879901
Grass, Dia and Cafe's Friend while Cafe holds you
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>>556880160
I'm not a woman, I'm just gay
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>>556877851
0/0 = 0
0 is an even number!
mwahaha!! https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1770681990265798s.jpg
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>>556880160
I'm a woman and I post none of those
>Post tits
You don't want to see 30+ year old tits.
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>>556880202
ROLLING ROLLING ROLLING ROLLING ROLLING
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Imagine being in Tracen while umas are in heat
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>>556880303
0/0 = 1
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>>556879763
Can confirm
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>>556879568
>If you have enough mental control and are simply disinterested in sex, you cannot get forced to get erect.
idk about you and i don't want to get weird about this but i can say from experience that this isn't 100% true
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>>556880160
What >>556880356 said, especially saggy black woman tits
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>homos arguing about fake genders again
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>>556880356
>X posters are Y
>But I'm Y and I don't X
Your complete inability to comprehend basic logic makes me believe you might actually be a female.
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>>556880378
wrong!
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>>556880202
Is she inside? or I'm inside?
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>>556880446
why are you black
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>>556880356
>>556880446
things said by our christmas cake office lady coworkers as we chug beers together at the bar after work

all-gender ojii-san general
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>>556878486
>>556878887
>>556879704
>>556879198
>100 free pulls Riko+Rice
>50 free pulls Fuku
>Still at 0 R Riko
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>>556880605
Doto would say this
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>>556878687
Whore trainer, seducing his innocent umamusume with his exposed collarbone. He needs correction.
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got a hard on just from a girl talking to me once like a little freak I am
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Human women aren't real, post umas instead.
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>>556880665
>Didn't get a single copy of R Riko from the 100 free pulls
Grim, did you at least pull a SSR Riko from there?
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I'm a torena not a slut
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Why has /uma/ attracted a crank I already have to deal with them at work
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why the HECK didn't they just give oguri or pasa A dirt they FORCED me to get more sparks
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>>556880902
Got her at 0LB at Fuku banner
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>>556880910
t. 0 = odd crowd
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>>556881002
because they're frauds that barely ran dirt unlike digiGOAT
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>>556878687
I wish I could read
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>>556880910
wtf is a crank? you interact with them at work? are you literally a cog in a machine attached to a spinning device?
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>>556880905
Real trainers don't seduce their trainees wearing tight pants>>556880910
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>>556880758
I did nothing wrong..
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There's no women in /uma/ until they post proofs of their fat or flat titties.
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>>556881002
It's a gameplay feature to make you breed Urara's dirt sparks.
Game design and all that. Urara having dogshit affinities, being useless and a starter uma makes the gameloop all the more necessary.
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>>556880565
correct!
0/0 = 67 because 67 * 0 = 0
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>>556881192
With the power of clankers you can read any language
I need to do my reps too
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thaf...that, dont ean to be- dont wanna be!
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>>556881218
Why did you reply to me I don't wear tight pants
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>>556881253
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>>556881272
>make you breed Urara
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>>556881303
once again you are taking what I say and using it wrong...
but ogey
its just let 0 = 2
I dont know what this whole world has a such a big problem with letting 0 = things. or 1 = things
if I ever build a computer I will probably do it so that you can make let 0 = i, or 0 = string. then you will see
uma
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>>556881118
0 is a prime number
2 is the only even prime
therefore 0 is not even
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I got 174 skill points left. Double Wet Conditions, Intimidate, Ramp Up, or Double Sprint Straightaway? Or can do single wet and straightaway?
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>>556881695
thankyou
going to mental gymnastics this for 5 mins
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>>556881731
Oops, wrong pic.
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Grabbing Kita off the very first 10 pull, mutating her in mant then running her for the dirt CM
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>MANT will give us much more skill points
>Nothing to spend it on because im forced to run Fuku, Nishino, Yeppers and other stat sticks
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>>556881731
Ramp up obviously, how is this a question
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>>556881623
>relentlessly pedantic and unskilled
now this is true autism, none of that weak baby food "savant syndrome"
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if mummy is so le good why didn't anyone gaslight me into pulling for her?
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>>556880160
that is the dumbest shit I've heard in weeks. I don't think you know anything about women, or Curren/Brianposters
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>>556882029
Member of the 50% spotted
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>>556881253
damn, trainers look like this?
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>>556881731
>single wet and straightaway?
this is best, always go for more skills than stronger skills unless you're talking about gold accels
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>>556882020
>Nobody said to pull Falco
>Nobody said to pull Taishin
>Nobody said to pull Mummy
Im nooticing
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>>556881695
no, a prime number is
! < 1
* = 2 (if 3 then it is not, I mean)
in uma game skills code
if it was shifted, so that a prime number didnt have to be greater than 1, and had to be greater than -1, then 0 would be even
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>>556881253
>anon is posting juicy ojii-san ass again
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>>556880430
it is true, even attested to in history
Romans during some periods of persecution would chain Christian men and have prostitutes try and get them erect so they could fuck and violate Christian sexual ethics. They thought that was funny. Sometimes it worked, but sometimes it didn't, and when it didn't, they got mad
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Unsure of what to do so I will do a Initial stats run. Which turns out to be a F2P deck
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ogurisaurus rex
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>>556882261
Giwtwm
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>>556882116
I can also do Plan X from Countermeasure?
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>>556879134
Everytime I see witgod I can only think of the sweepy image
>>
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>>556880665
>>556880902
me too! well, almost:
>100 free Riko/Rice pulls
>200 Kitasan pulls
>50 Fuku pulls
0 SSR Riko, 0lb R Riko
VERY DISCOURAGING
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I get that that's where our first meeting was, but why was I hanging around the dorm pools without a trainee?
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>>556882369
it is pretty inefficient, so no
like marginally useful 10% of the time, really useful 10% of the time, and completely useless the rest of the time
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>>556881917
You will get skills from winning races based on distance and strategy as well, that's why people will try to get to 50% Race Bonus while balancing Gold Skills.

>Another Disorient (or other useless debuff skill) hint from Unity Burst
I honestly hope we will get less of that in MANT
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>>556882359
SHE'S REAL
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>>556882114
Nyes.
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in primes => -1 woorld, 0 is the smallest prime numebr
that wrld? umamusume
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>>556882324
Behold my initial stats with speed and power sparks
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>>556882359
the meme is full circle...
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>>556882359
Ogurin Rex...
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>>556882669
Uhh
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>>556879680
It was even worse during Virgo, 2 seconds of 0.4 accel is already great
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>>556882669
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>>556882359
this is like people talking about gilgamesh and they use the fate version
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>>556882669
>>556882324
forgot pic of course
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>>556882481
The Three Goddsses told you to go there.
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>>556882898
>Teio
Bricked run
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>>556882110
that's all it takes for you to think anon is a woman? If they Currenpost (most of which slutshame memeing) or Brianpost?
god that's depressing.
you can usually tell if a woman talks on 4chan if they talk enough, but they're so few and far between, get harassed when they speak up as women (good, tits or gtfo), that unless they use obvious tells like instagram grammar/punctuation (which anons can easily imitate), you won't be able to tell.
>inb4 foid spotted
I am a short, balding, ugly oji-san, the nicest thing I could say about my appearance is that I weigh 130lbs
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Imagine being some random boy thinking you have a shot at scoring an Uma GF during their school festival but then you get there and it's super obvious that they're all definitely fucking their trainers
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>>556881695
>0 is a prime number
It's not. There's also a misconception that 1 is a prime number but this is also false. A prime number is defined outside of the requirement that it is not the product for two smaller natural numbers only for n > 1. The reason for this draws back to the Fundamental Theorem of Arithmetic (also known as the prime factorisation/unique factorisation theory) which states that every number (n > 1) is represented as the unique product of a set of primes (e.g. 20 is factored down to 2 x 2 x 5 [via breaking down 10 x 2, or 5 x 4]); as a result, 1 cannot be a prime number because if it were then there would not exist a unique factorisation for any number, since you could endlessly string 1's (e.g. for 20 you could have 2 x 2 x 5 x 1 to 2 x 2 x 5 x 1 ^ n). This same logic applies to 0, and any negative (since you could just string together something like -2 * 0.5 * 2 * -0.5 which acts as 1 and then string those endlessly)
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>>556882853
I see nothing wrong with that
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>>556883157
that's when i knew i wanted to be a trainer
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0bwos we so back
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>>556882898
holy early stats batman
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>>556883160
The integers are an integral domain therefore 0 is a prime
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>>556883091
aelred...
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mare pussy
filly pussy
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>>556882359
>no source link, no results on ResearchGate
Sad!
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>>556883091
Aelred...
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>>556883091
please be a teiobro.... ovr repvtation...
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>>556883310
who?
oh, the pic. Some anon posted it a few threads back, and I just pulled Curren so I saved it. it was in a thread with mambodrama iirc, don't pay much attention to that retarded shit
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prime numbers start at n > 1
0 < 1
0 isnt a prime shrimple as that so 0 = even is still on the table
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>>556883473
Uh huh
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>>556883157
Sure there are some umas that don't go to Tracen...
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>>556883448
wasn't Teiobro confirmed fat and gay, or was that several teioposters? don't know. I am neither of those, sorry to disappoint.
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I'm a male.
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>>556883592
The ones that don't are 7/10 at best and are probably out of shape
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Stop with the psyops
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bwos i ran a 10minute mile today
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I want to be the little fillie
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>>556883604
I'm a Teio and I'm not fat (182 cm tall and weigh 65kg) and I'm not gay either.
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>>556883513
ARMPIT SPOTTED
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>>556881695
so you are saying 0 is an odd number...
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I miss when these threads were worth keeping up with
>>556883797
good job, you're doing more than my lazy fat ass
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Allllllrightly things are going very well!
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can someone give me the QRD for the dirt CM?
inherits and such
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kingu love
that is all
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>>556883604
Teiobuhi is fat and lives in a crackhouse with slugs crawling around
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Is /uma/ normally this shitty right now? It's past my bedtime.
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>>556883972
Do the same you did for cancer.
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>>556883815
sorry I meant to say 165kg here haha
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>>556883696
Then just forget it, I’ve heard they spend the night with their trainers at a hot spring inn every now and then, not to mention they also spend New Year's and Christmas together
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Is there a new set to grind tomorrow or do we get few days of rest?
Im tired...
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>>556884048
i can't remember what i did for cancer
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bwos i don't think this much clicking and menuing for 2 hours every day looks fun bot chads won.....
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>>556884014
>fat
>ogre feet
>slugs
Is Teiobro just Shrek
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>>556883018
>>556883240
Hopeless will decide our fate
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>>556884048
I honestly don't remember what I did other that my Grass wonder won
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>>556884048
My aunt died of cancer
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>>556884036
yes
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>>556884014
>crackhouse
Cease your slander. I have been keeping with the lore and her lives in a farm house in rural europe.
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>>556884116
that looks like my average danchud run
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>>556883513
>like Hayahide's body
>loathe her dogshit growth %
>she keeps spooking me on uma banners
>just spooked on all-uma banner AGAIN
GODDAMNIT
ok fine, game. Have Narita Taishin spook me, and the next CM, no matter what it is, I'll run BNW. Someone get a Fukuposter in here to witness this solemn oath in the presence of Shiaoki-sama
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>>556884116
>3 consecutive runs
My biggest issue is getting those skin issues and if not recovered will lead to worst mood
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If your first MANT run isn't an ace borrow run in the middle of CM10 you are a third rate trainer
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>>556884228
My danchud doesn't even do runs
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>currenchan falling 3 14% trainings in a row
*smack*
You fucking horse bitch
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>>556884116
yeah wtf this is the average fan run no?
this also has reminded me that sometimes (with "skip race") I can click that white button before it even pops up in the menus if I do something, but I havent figured that one out yet in testing
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>>556884314
With items you can cure all bad conditions and get great mood + energy before a super training that you also duplicated and rerolled for 7 rainbows in guts.
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Uuuhh oooh TM Opera O trainers, your response?
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Not looking forward to the menuing. I normally play uma while watching something else.
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((n * -1) * 0.5) * -1 = even number
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>>556884530
buy an ad
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This is going to sound crazy, but I feel like a high guts growth rate benefits more from you clicking on stamina, than it does using guts cards and clicking on guts.

I'm totally getting Mecha Hayahide though.
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>>556884116
YEP YEPPERS SWEEPY GODS WINAGAIN
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>>556884116
Can we skip race aka show results from the training menu like we do with Team Trial and Daily races instead of heading inside the race?
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>>556884626
Neurotypical spotted
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>>556884626
you are trans
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>>556884530
It is a very zoomer thing to call someone neurodivergent instead of an autist
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>>556884146
We live
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>>556884116
Bots can't even handle MANT yet so we're all in the same boat
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>>556884696
haha.....
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>oguri and el get a free win in CM10 because they're the only dirters that can run 20 medium and long races in MANT
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>>556884635
if you click reporter before debut race and shes on wit, and you recover energy, you gain guts, either by gaining all stats or by training guts with a higher chance of success (Psuccess) from higher energy
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>>556884820
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i gave up on doing any more for sprint cm so I'm bored
umamusume
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>>556884553
if you want to be retarded, this is how you do it
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>>556884752
Nah just a tranny thing
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>>556884635
I keep telling you niggas that gutsmaxxing is for umas with power/speed growth not guts
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I'm experiencing Brian deficiency and I think the only cure is by doing a career run with her so I can stare at her face for 30 minutes
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>>556884959
I dont know what lim means
and 0.5 (binary) is 0.1 which means it is negative, actually
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>>556884843
Bro your Maruzensky who can run all distance
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>>556884843
just turf up your falco long is irrelevant mile is where its at
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>>556884843
Your mutant ace? I will be running Dirt Nice Nature ace
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>>556885095
brian is having sex with me
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>>556885095
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>marked
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>>556884862
Is this a fucking AI post?
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>>556879509
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>>556885247
Suki....
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>>556885316
no. it has something (havent figured it out yet) to do with entropy
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>>556885293
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Mummy's unique for lates/end (along with pump)for the dirt CM?
Or do I go for a speed one like Rudolf or Brian
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>>556885316
You're very close to the truth.
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>>556885491
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If you think about it energy is never truly recovered
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if -0.5 in binary is 1.1 then what is 1.5 (positive)
1.1
0.5 is 0.1
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>>556885247
Brian... y-your tape...
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>>556881253
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thingken bout mejiro ardan
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>>556885884
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>>556884228
whoa you have the MANT shop available in your danchud runs?
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>>556885817
it's 110 111 (in base10)
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>>556886041
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>>556886197
what is it in binary, and twos company? in umamusume
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Late starts are a hell of a drug.
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>>556861303
so which uma(s) is getting the #2200 thread
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>>556886231
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>>556886358
Ryan
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>>556886358
Whoever decides to be the next oshibaker
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>>556886276
it's 110 111 in binary
it's threes company too
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>>556886421
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>>556886358
happy (me)ek
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>>556886358
ryan, naturally. sadly 2200 falls under brown hours, not white
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>>556886358
I've messed with the number while making threads a couple of times, sometimes it got noticed and fixed and sometimes I got away with it. The number may be lower or higher by around 10 threads.
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Day 4327 of trying to farm a Digitan who has a sprint spark of any level as pink. Still no progress. Starting to wonder if it's even possible. Have gotten a medium 3 star spark and at least eight 2 star sparks for style.

I refuse to give up.
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>>556886314
Her ¿Smile? And optimism: Restored.
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>>556886645
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>>556886767
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjDF62wuIrM
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>>556886358
*rapes you*
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>>556886624
3 * 1.5 = 1.5... makes u think
wait that makes sense
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>>556884935
Just you wait, I'll beat you and become the new prez
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>>556886767
you have to win at least 1 sprint G1 i reckon
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>>556886876
Pokke hanging out with the runaway besties is a cute image
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>>556887028
every run I win like 15 optional G1s. They're pure parent runs. Every G1 I can run, I do.
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fokke the pokke
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>>556887052
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>>556886018
Me? Never.
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>>556887008
You ain't touching shit, deer daughter.
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what is cafe's personality besides... le coffee?
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>>556886358
Cafe
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i roughly planned out my pulls until eru speed
so...what comes after that?
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>>556887404
What’s your personality besides le shitposting?
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>>556886358
>#2200
a takarazuka kinen winner
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very cool anon this talk helped me find something interesting to try out and the thing being related to a common question/problem (all me though btw)
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>>556887636
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post your f2p mant deck
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>>556886358
Nobody who deserves it.
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>>556887615
Agreed
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>>556887940
If Im running Christmas Oguri, El Condor Pasa and Maruzensky this should be good right?
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>>556887385
bleh bleh bleh not even 2nd
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>>556887940
Stinko Windy, Power Marvie, Nishino Power, Guts Yeppers, Guts Groove (hope to swap with Guts Ayabe), borrow FineMo or speed Fuku,
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>>556888567
Nnnnnnnnnnnnot canon!
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>>556888557
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fun 5 seconds
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>>556888725
she has a big mouth
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Semen Stakes
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>>556888742
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more like cum stakes
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>>556882670
why is Brian an eggplant
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((n * -1) * 0.5) * -1) = even number
n = 0
((n * -1) * 0.5) * -1) = 0

(0 * -0.5) = 0
so it would seem...
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we're dead this will be cute art poster and schizo meek until the end of time
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I've been procrastinating on this carnival event, what's the quickest way to get points?
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Cafe love
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Is there a modified APK for Uma Musume? I want to try something
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>>556886750
my paizuri slave
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>>556889182
There's nothing stopping you from abusing the jellies
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>>556889104
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What other parents are worth making for CM10 aside from Seiun, El, and high affinity umas
There are no good mile/dirt Mummy Creeks to borrow
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>>556887940
I'm gonna be fucked...
ksb, urara guts, sunday power, tachyon wit, dober guts or another speed card, and Fuku borrow
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>>556889182
It's purely spamming your jellies and using your TT aces or even parent umas if they have a bunch of abilities that can proc. The carnival spark doesn't matter if you're already winning, it only boosts your stats, not points.
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semen retained again
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I'm still hunting for that one witgod to retain my semen...
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>>556889446
is it 600 yet
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>>556889320
I've been watching streamer rooms and late Oguri forma original seems like she can do some stuff, so red Maru/Ryan is something to consider if you're into that playstyle.
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>>556889757
>>556889757
>>556889757
move
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It's frustrating how easy it is to whiff Sasami's first event chain
It whiffs like every other run I feel
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>>556889721
no, its at 570k at the moment, and itll probably get to 600k at sunday for the first time in game
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>>556886358
To make a new thread do I just copy (OP)'s text and change the number?
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>>556887404
Play her career
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>>556889756
Ok that sounds better for my sanity than making 2 or 3 fronts



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