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Biwa wife
>>557145667Le fishe (formerly Bricked) (formerly Unbricked) is not full and recruiting 2 people. If you're interested, feel free to reply to this with your Trainer ID so I can send you an invite!
Super Creek looks like she'd have really gross nipples
gamewhat are you doing gamei can't use this
>>557145667Previous: >>557114158
>>557145873Why not?
>>557145667>Didn't link the previous thread>>557114158
wholesome thread
Chiyono will perform a double Ki-Blast if you tap her in Potential page
>>557145909the other parent is medium and there isn't another medium CM for like 3 months, and i most likely will not be using fronts for it anyway
>>557145760Does this unbricked drawfag has a pixiv or something? The draws are cute
>>557145887FUCKI knew I'd forgotten something, gomenesai
>>557146016
>Uma movie is actually going to be shown in theaters nearbyWho wants to go together?
I consider myself a High-IQ individual and enjoy making brainlets seethe. Which running style is for me?
>>557146081fronts
>>557146081late surger
chowayo
>>557146073only if it's helios asking
>>557145760Give me tldr of what happened
>>557146081late
>>557146081End
A
>>557146081lates or fronts
how many toreinas are making Capricorn BNW teams? I saw one in a lobby that had Santa Biwa in it, and I'm pretty sure that was anon's from a few days ago.
>>557146105>>557146179>Suzuka>Turbo>HeliosBros frontrunning has some pretty retarded representatives...
If I'm building Taiki for the Dirt CM should I be getting Medium sparks so I can do the secret event at the cost of getting S Mile?Does MANT turn off all secret events or only those tied to clearing goals?
Why are they so mean, bros…
>>557146198Yeah but that's why intellectuals are drawn to them
>>557146198It's fine you just need to max wit and hope for the best.
>>557146198I don't think Suzuka is retarded. Getting caught up in your own worries and fears is pretty normal, desu
Me when I job at finals
>>557146138repeat flatliners got kicked
>>557146150hmmmmI kinda want to train up some Vodkas
>>557146228i want to make a soccer team with shichi
So Suzuka has a pretty kino main story as wellWhy was Brian's story so bad? Who thought that "I'm too le strong I'm le suffering from success" was a good story idea?
>>557146321gudlukim struggling to get another S rank unit for anything that isn't sprint
>mile / medium>pace chaserWhy should i pull this honse if it's just standard package?
>>557146579shes a cute retard
>>557146579she is retardely cute
>>557146579She won the Derby. The DERBY. If that doesn't make her a must pull, nothing will.
>>557145667I will marry Super Creek.
>>557146081Brainlets = frontsSo therefore run lates to defeat brainlets
>>557146476Because he's BORING and ugly
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>>557146579doggy style retardsex chiyo chiyo chiyo chiyo no orgasm
>>557146661Okay Tickezo
>>557146073Only if you give me a handy bwo...
>>557146228I love my gorgeous and hard-working wife Gold City.
>>557145860they're big, pink, and perfect for sucking on
>>557146664i made this post btw
Le Fishe (formerly Bricked) has TWO (2) spots open!>comfy, active A+ club>20mil monthly quota but most go above and beyond>don't flatlineReply with your trainer ID!
>>557145760>>557146821you guys aren't that desperate...
>Vodka>Spe>Ticket>Pocket>ChiyoWhy are all derby winners retarded...
>>557146861My danchou could learn a thing or two from Le Fishe (formerly Bricked)
DigiGOAT
>>557146861time window for getting monthly rewards closes...
>Sprint CMs are for oshisWrong. Long CMs are for oshis. Just grab NSM, rest is irrelevant
>>557146228Jodan is just a gyaru so she's just being playful when being mean. Gold City on the other hand means it and hates you
>>557146950Holy shit you guys have a real club name now
>>557146894Ines is a hard working girl
>>557146986>Just grab NSM>in MANT
>>557146228>Jordan is head over heels for her trainer for saving her retarded ass>that's how she is with anyone not her trainerHot...?
>>557146821Oh shoot I didn't saw that there was an earlier post already. And its from our drawfag too.
>>557147069wit bijin stock is rising
I love Rice
>>557147069>he didn't roll for yeppers witngmi
>>557147069Yeppers
Le Fishe (formerly Bricked) has TWO (2) spots open!>comfy, active A+ club>10mil monthly quota but most go above and beyond>you can flatline up to 3 days
Do I take It's on and nimble or NSP and ramp up? Does it's on even matter there on sprint?Oguri, just in case. Pace.
>>557147137Proof?
>>557147165I don't get it
>>557147175NSM almost never procs, get its on. Don't even grab nimble, get anything else
>>557147069>NSMBwo?
Less than one month till mambo
>>557147165Just advertise your club in /v/ma bro
Le Fishe (formerly Bricked) has TWO (2) spots open!>comfy, lgbt friendly, active A+ club>20 mil is the actual quota>you can flatline all days as long as you make said quota
>>557147184You should wake up early.
>>557147271Mambo!
>>557147175There are still people building for Cap?
>>557147115
>>557146994yeah.......something tells me you haven't gotten her hot springs ticket, or read chapters 5-7 of her story. Shichi's amazing, love me tsun gyarus. Simple as.
>>557147268>F long
>>557147315Why wouldn't I build for Oguri?
>>557147179
>>557147384F long isn't a problem. You'll get 10* minimum anyway..
>>557147446nice rice
>>557147115what the fuck is she doing
>>557147446Why aren't they 5*
>>557147459Mayano is better anyway
>>557147446Villain
>>557147506Only a matter of time.
>>557147263Alright. I have YUMMY SPEED, corner accel, straight adept, prep to pass, sprinting gear, ignited spirit SPD and pace chaser saavy to choose from. Which one?The skills I chose are: Plancha, Curvature, It's On, Sprint Straight, Pace Corners, Plan X. I will be glad for the advice.>>557147315She's my hero.
If your monthly gain is still below 7m, you are leecher and you should sweepy yourself
>>557147558Get rid of straights. Take prepared to pass and ignited spd
>>557147446RICE
Reminder for all Trainers:Umamusume can be in heat, in those cases you, as her TRAINER, have to be extremely cautious depending on your intentions with your horse. For race performances purpose is advised to satisfy your horse's urges. Even if this implies to use your body, but watchout, she is NOT human. She is far stronger and have more stamina, you may not survive, ESPECIALLY if she has ROMANTIC interest in you.Take extremely care of the horse you are training, they need affection and attention too, do not give them too much or they may fall in love with you, and if that's not what you want, it may damage your horse mood and so her perfomance in races.
Please guys we are recruiting for real.This ain't a shitpost.Please reply with your Trainer ID if you're interested, thanks.
Danchud has done four careers all monthI'm thinking it's over
>>557146894Teio is smart.
>>557147702>26/30That's 4 slots not 2 though?
>>5571477422 have already been sent
>>557147775Well... you think they're going to join? I'm just saying, it's getting awfully close to the gibs cutoff.
>>557147702I'm not backstabbing my club
>>557147829of course
>Need to start grinding spurt AND nimble spark for tenno sho spring otherwise its an instant lose
>>557146198You just don't understand their genius.
>>557147165Morning sex with Chiyono...
>>557147874just play mayacchi
>>557147829We were rank 349 last month and has stayed A+ consistently before. Surely some anons her still do not have a club.
>>557147702I cant leave my clubbros behind after we sorted our shit out for once
>>557147907No longrer has her secret event
If you backstab your club I'll send nudes
>>557147742Make that 5 slots
gn
>>557147874Bro... your Yeppers SSR?
something tells me a lot of /uma/dacchis are going to pull for Yeppers.
Can I join a new club right away if I get invited? It says 24h when I look to leave.
I wanted to join Bricked last month, but I got trolled by a fake recruiter. Another A+ /uma/ club poached me, then a few threads later someone posted another Bricked recruitment ad whether that's the actual danchou or not, it was still amusing.
>>557147990Good nightNarita Top Road really is one of the most aesthetically pleasing umas to look at
>>557148063Horse?
>>557148078there's a 25h cd if you leave, but no cd if you get kicked
>>557148078You still are affected by the cooldown
>>557145989He has a twitter , but I won't tell you.
>>557148087Where you at now?
>>557148063
>>557148087>last monthWait. Actually, it's more like 2 to 3 months ago or something.>>557148154Not snitching my bros.
>>557147950oh fuck
>>557147702>Sovl name>changes Sovl name to cringe Reddit humour name>club diesmany such cases
>>557148056>pull fo Yeppers>you don't understand anything she's saying>you love her anyway
>>557148087oh my god......DID YOU STEAL HIM FROM BRICKED, DANCHOU?
>>557148132Why not?
Actually there's a scenario event in MANT that gives nimble navigator, uma stan and other good skills. You can only choose one through
>>557148203
>>557147628This good? Turf S, but no sprint S...
>>557148323I choose freedom
>>557147998I only got event yeppers...
>>557148203It's not funny but I have come to like it due to brickedbro's fanarts.
>>557148105uncommon english word for uma
>>557148087I have a feeling I know what club you're at right now
>>557146305TheDweller hasn't been kicked though
>>557148229My cooldown was over when I received the poaching invite so I just said fuck it and hit yes.
Suzuka tsuyosugiru...
>>557148445Chrono still hasn't updated
>>557148301that thing as my penis
>>557148445
>>557148087The same thing happened to me but with ___Mambo few months ago. Was promised a slot but never came and almost missed the monthly gibs waiting for it.
>>557148401The bricked fanart is great, which is why I have no idea why they changed their name to le fishe. The club didn't need a rebrand at all
>bricked danchou be like
>>557148504doing this to your penis
>>557148548Our schtick is renaming our club name, that's why.
>>557148510I'm still sorry about that... Danchou being absent in JP made recruitment more reliable
>>557148510I hate danchud so fucking much
>>557148590Is she a horsegirl or a vampire? Or a horse girl vampire?
Please be nice to formerly bricked and its members.They, too, are doing their best.
>>557148703she doesn't display other vampiristic traits so horse girl
NO FUCK YOU
>>557148646>>557148685No hard feelings since I was the one asking for a spot. I was just sad since Mambo was the club I was aiming for even during when it was still a B club.
>>557148715We have a SVOLful surprise the moment we're back at A+. Hopefully the new members will come soon so we can unravel it already.
>>557148601and still recruiting halfway into the month
>>557148703she's an emo goth girl that wears a vampire dress
The sticker generator doesn't have El Condor Pasa. It's probably missing various others. WE NEED THESE
>>557148805Now I feel even more distraught
how do you build decks for non-sprint aces in MANT
>>557148601rename it into something more 4 chan next time
>>557148864auto-select
Hope this works, though I have some other Oguris for sprint just in case.
>>557148846Noooooooo
>>557148960>pace oguribro missed the memo
>>557148960What does CS mean
>>557148986counter strike
>>557148970I hope it doesnt happen again
>>557148960its hard to activate triumphant as a pace chaser when everyone else is a pace chaser too
>>557149018W-what does Oguri have to do with that?
Oranges never cry.
>>557148986Cinderella Sprint>>557149050Isnt that the opposite, especially if you can accelerate?
>>557149031It won't since he's already in another club
>>557148986Champions Seating is where the winners of a previous Champions Meeting get to be when they're watching the current Champions Meeting
>>557148986computer science
Orange
post something sleepy
>>557149094Didn't he join Autis/uma/? I can see them disbanding in a couple months.
>>557148986Colt semen.
>>557149105But what if I'm a previous winner of Champions Meeting but I want to join the current Champions Meeting?
Orange good
>>557148760bro? in her unique she flaps her wings and transforms into a bat. Full on Vampire.
>>557149137
>>557149148not them but I doubt it their danchou seemed to be functioning properly and even probably talk with his members since they have officers now
>>557149067>ogurismug.png
>>557148590God I want Rice to bite me
Vampire Ogurin when?
>>557149180Then you get in there and you give those other girls a Champions Beating(and your seating is used by somebody else)
I use Oguri for every CM
Champion's Breeding...
>>557149224unique animations take place in another plane of existence where anything is possible
>>557149354That looked a lot scarier in the thumbnail
>>557149373>another plane of existence where anything is possiblethe umagination....
>>557149347Same, she can do it all
>>557149148Why? Their graph looks good.
O-face, desuwa
*slaps your trainee's butt*
Ermmmmm Taiki where did the GW spark go???
the best horse
>>557149597>1 stamit was never meant to be in the first place
>>557149605please let me ride her
>>557149626It's mile, if you can't hit 600 stam you need to reevaluate yourself. Pinks and whites are good, I'd have used it as GP if I hit the GW spark.
>>557149605The merchant of Tokyo.
>>557149590
>>557149590Cock goes here
>>557146692GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
feel bad for le fishe they will have to recruit from discord soon
I'm looking for an A+ club
>>557149792there was a guy in the last thread looking for a club, did he get poached already?
>>557149901...that's not Le Fishe because they seem desperate, and that's giving me the ick
>>557149901Join Le Fish, they're solid and comfy
>>557149976Danchoo was procrastinating
>>557150035Plapping milf'd Tachy when our daughter is at school
>>557149976I've got just the club for you! It's called Kill Yourself
>>557150127Falco wouldn't say this
>>557150042Dancho got COVID and infected some members too, a few of us subsequently got sick as well.
>>557150127Why are Falcokeks like this?
Going to quit the sinking ship that is Mambo and join Le Fishe.
>>557150127Falco is a bitch
>>557149773
>>557149347Proof?
>>557150285dont say that...
>>557150285Danchou...
>4 double circles on the first Unity race>2 loses 2 drawsGet me out of this fucking scenario already
>>557150285DANCHOU PLEASE!
Going to quit the sinking ship that is Le Fishe and join Mambo.
>>557150365>>557150374>>557150419Don't fucking call me danchou going forward from today ever again
the less a club is mentioned in the thread the better it is
>>557150557Ex-danchou of Mambo...
I know this guy gives this response, but giving him a SpeChud makes it funnier.
7 and he stays in Mambo
is le fish the new meme club?)
Going to quit the sinking ship that is /uma/ and join /v/ma.
>>557150652nah we're just really fucking bored right now. i can tell from these posts
>>557150652That's still mambo until they get their act together
Please stop shitposting about the club I'm in desuwa
>>557150730What more do you want?
Aruji-dono Mambo!
>>557150810First rate of what?
>>557150798How does her hair stay so silky. I want to enter her in dirt races, just to ruin it.
How can i start poaching members? What would entice /uma/ to ditch their club?
>>55715081010th is just first place with an extra zero.
>>557150810i feel bad whenever she (or any of the other umas) makes this face when i beat her in the carnival
>>557150730but mambo is higher ranked than fish
>>557150810
>>557150954promise them A+ with a low requirement but also kill flatliners
>>557151002Mayachi deserves rape
>>557151231That's basically Autis/uma/
>>557150954onlyfans
Mambros, Ojiisamas, I bid you Oyasumi.
>>557151289well they're thriving aren't they
>>557151339Goodnight!
>>557151339gn
next club will be better
>>557151339
>>557151456THEY TURNED RICE SHOWER INTO A RICE ROLL!
>dirt cm lobby>whale pigger joins>dirt suzuka, front xGuri, front taiki>MLB kitasan, fuku, biko, finemo, riko, borrows falco>still loses to my end NY Ulalathe suzuka made such a gap lead that caused my Ulala unique to give her a x25 multiplier velocity kek he is malding right now
>Urarafag was behind all of the shitty porn webms the entire time
>>557151456Cute girl rolls are my elixir of life.
Any A+ rank clubs? I do 1 ace run a day and on weekends I do a failed run because I'm not a loser.
well well well.. it appears our club's superiority has led to some controversy
>>557151640meant for >>557151551
>>557151339*Umasumi
>>557151761can I join?
>>557151684no, none are recruiting right now
which uma has a comfy romance+career to run while i fall asleep
>>557151551>Ulala is a counter to oonigekino
is 300-400k fans a day considered flatlining?
>>5571518641 fan a day can't legally be considered flatlining.
>>557151864If your club top earner is an autist or botting it'll look like you're flatlining yes
>>557151860our bro
>Torena look, I'm pregnant>Uma...It's a thermometerWhich uma would be like this?
>>557151803no!
>>557152151fuck off indian
>>557151551Is there a full version?
>>557152110who
>>557152220
Oh look, it's raining...
>>557152151Mayano Top Cunny for sure
>>557151551>dirt suzuka, front xGuri, front taikiHuh, someone had a stupid idea like me
>>557150816Bwo danchud has done like five runs in a month it's fucking owari
>>557152151
Holy, 500? It was 50s before
>>557150810Should've listened to her mother.
>>557152260but anonIm not playing on jp
>>557151551Isn't the duration the only part of the skill that scales?
game needs to stop being cringe and let my urara have a god run already
>>557152558He's working on it. He'll get back in it. I beleeb!
Did the real reason why Mambo Danchou is AFK get leaked?
>>557152883nyulala specifically works based on how far back she is compared to the 1st place I think
>>557152957Wow, four careers in 11 days. You and I both know he's lost interest.
>double front (Maru, Falco) with speed eater>late/end with keen eyeWill this team work for Aquarius?
I'm trying to remember shitis current Mambo the same Mambo that started from nothing because Danchou, an average Joe, got randomly promoted to leader by 14 days rule?
>>557152990He was in Japan for a few weeks
>>557152990I blew his back too hard during the jp vacation
>>557153010I know, but only the duration scales in relation to that. The velocity boost is flat at 0.25
>>557153010>run Suzuka>get raped by Urara>don't run Suzuka>get raped by Falco/SMarunice game retards
>>557153028Nyo
>>557153107ha.so there was another Mambo
>>557153028nyes
>he must be sooo madhave you ever actually been mad about losing a room match lol
>>557151375I actually didn't believe him and doubting his actions early times. Clearly I wasn't familiar with his game.
so does Ulala just zoom at the speed of light to first place if you also have a Big nige rabbit? Nice game, cyjews
When's VBourbon again?
>>557153183You sound mad.
>>557153102So you're saying you need to run suzuka and urara
>>557153183not full-blown mad, but I was def annoyed losing to a turf b sprint NY urara in a room match for the upcoming cm
>>557153107>>557153150WELL?
>>557150954Femboy erp
>>557153183i lost to a retard who thought wasting skill points on 3 recoveries was a good idea for sprint
>>557153183i was kinda mad when i lost to a A rank taiki with no accels and 1000 speed
>>557153284Yes
Autis/uma/ is 30 ranks behind mambo right now btw
>>557153183I lost to an anon with 1000 speed and everyone was making fun of me. Thank god the names weren't doxxed or else I would never join any /uma/ rooms ever again
>>557153028Please don't use profanities when Dotoposting...
>>557153249>>557153269>>557153334>>557153338yikesit's literally a crapshoot CM, why should the exact circumstances of my loss matter
>>557153284Nyo
>End debuffer Seiun SkyDon't do this
>>557153284No
>>55715323919th
>>557153284When have I ever lied to you?
>>557153430
>>557153284The other anon was lying.
>>557153484Would it really kill them to change their schedule a measly five FUCKING days so that valentines outfits actually come out on valentines?
>>557153625why would they do it specifically for valentines when everything else has been off too due to the accelerationIf they change the schedule for that then they'll change it for banners like throne too, and that's not fun for anyone
>>557153284It's true, that's why the current Mambo Danchud is so incompetent and an embarrassment to Danchous everywhere. He was never Danchou material, he just got lucky.
>>557153710Rice wouldn't say this
>>557153710rice villain would say this
>>557153742
>wake up>1546 carrotsWhat the fuck happened to my stash last night? All I did was take some nyquil
now that the dust has settled what is the /uma/rdict on chiyono
>>557154016It was only funny the first time, you posted it.
>>557154043meme character
>>557154016>anon spent all of his carats for a pit licker
>>557154043She is a cute retard. Sadly, Urara is already my cute retard so I'm not gonna be pulling for her.
>>557154043I like the goof, but that's not enough power for me to pull a standalone banner. I expect her to spook her within the next 3 banners.
>>557154084This is the first time I'm psting about it though, I have no recollection of rolling and I was just doing fan runs.
>>557154278>IYou let Sweepy burn through your carat stash, didn't you
>>557154043Broke after the all uma shan't be pulling again till cheerleader nature
I actually dreamt about rolling on nice nature wit and getting completely shafted, but thankfully that was just a dream.
>>557154276 (me)expect her to spook me* I should reunite these two but eh, Shiraoki-sama will be the one who decides that.
>>557153710he's /uma/ Liu Bei then
>>557154419Shiraoki-sama helps those who help themselves
>>557153710Which club has the cutest danchou?
>>557154669AlmondLove
>>557154669me in the middle
>>557154709Is that the club for all ERPing?
>>557154921I wish
Should I keep trying for mile S or settle?
>>557154669
woot
>>557155048Lates need Mile S to win, even my monster digitans have trouble catching up to good Falcos
>>557155048mile s makes about 1 length of difference, so it is kinda importantchances are though that if she does hit pump (which is a huge gamble this track), then she might just win anyway.
>>557155162my sexy flirtatious daughter nice nature
my body cried out to the universe for some change in the script, and the universe let it change. 5 more minutes until I start the fan runs though [ese all of that was sort of for nothing!]
>>557145935That's Vegeta's technique!
>Your CM10 meta, sir
>>557155421cuteall they go need is to be skinny like this ryan is super high T and epic
>>557155490digitan is sovlful
>PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BE FRIENDS WITH ME FELLOW AVATARFAG NOBODY ELSE LIKES ME
>ulala is completely unusable in mant so aquarius is the one and only chance to make her compete in CM for the next six months
>557155687random seething post dnt know what all that is about
2 run a day newbie looking to get abducted
>>557153432Ok but do you get mad when you fail a 2% training on a double or higher rainbow and it gives you practice poor
either my hate of everything and my outbursts have finally snapped on someone or the faggot that doesnt play the game, shits up the thread and is seething and pissing himself because insecure is here desu this time I am just going to degrade your soul i its you and im just gonna ruin you a bit if its you thats all :3
>late decemberSHE LOVES ME
>>557155865Sorry all the clubs are full. There's no A+ club desperately looking for members so dont bother checking this thread again
IM DAWINNA
>>557155979UUOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH T0T
>>557156045>matikane poster a newbienot sure if he doesnt actually play the game or you
>>557154510Soon
>>557155965Semi-related to that post but is there a bug/stealth change with Riko? I got her dating event after spending 1 turn with her
Good morning /uma/
>>557156146>2.7kThe fuck? Parent/fan run?
>>557156189yeah, you can unlock her date before green bond now.
>>557145667Cute Lesbian!
>>557156169She's so innocent and peaceful when she's asleep and not trying to rape me.
>>557156225
>>557156189Yes, all pal cards can trigger their dating event at any bond level now. You just need to train with them once (or luckshit the training event if they aren't in your deck)
Did BoaNE kill Cafe for anyone else? Before watching it, I had her on my pull list but after watching it I lost all interest. I don't even have pics of her on my phone.
>>557156159Started 2 weeks ago roughly, just enjoying my Umas.
>>557156368sexo
>>557156308Damn. Always wondered how these 24-race umas worked, are you getting double/triple rainbows on every non-racing turn or something?
>>557156368Got Cafe rolling on the all uma. Played through her career yesterday....I didn't get it.
>>557156189Just hit their training once and you can date them
>>557156467its energy management and highrollingstaying above 50% energy and only going under that if the button is good enough or if the turn is a G1 you can runpasa secret event is also +30 wit +30 speed so that helps too
>>557156498cyuuute
>>557156302That's what she wants you to think
>>557156464
umas with acne so i can feel relatable?
>>557156562>>557156339>>557156257do you still need green to get the first year event
>>557156565How can you tell when the button is good enough? Is a single rainbow + 1 other card on Speed worth the press?
>>557156705no
>>557156686You can give any of them a skin outbreak by making her run too much.
>>557154669This scene confirms that it is canon for umas to take their trainers clothes and no one will question it
I watched "how to conduct a psyOp" by "FLESH SIMULATOR" in the background whilst doing my fan runs, so, now I understand all the tricks
I have finished converting my Mini Jellies into Monies.was not worth it desu desu
>>557156686
>>557156913thanks for reminding me to finish up this event and not brick my account
>>557156535Right?I mean, she's cute and all as a side character when she appears in a run, but spending an entire run with her... man.
>>557156927My mommy mummy...
>>557156587
>>557156834i get acne even without running too much...
>>557157136mayo would say this
>>557156686None, japs are based and made sure that umas are as perfect as possible. Making them incapable of getting acnes, periods, growing pubic hair, and farting. They also don't shit or piss, hence they are clean in every part of the body, very safe for licking.
>>557156728it depends on where your speed is and if you *need* to click it. after enough runs you get a feel for where your speed is *supposed* to be during pre inspo, pre summer, post summer etc. it also depends on your umas growths, for example 450 speed 400 wit on pasa pre classic summer might be enough for you to focus on races and other stats, but maybe not so much on creek, you'd want a bit more on her.in essence if you reach your thresholds and feel like you can get away with greed, go for it. playing safe and overclicking will always make a bad uma.speed and wit are the only stats you need to worry about highrolling, other stats are free as fuck outside of long with sparks and the occasional TE heavy click.
>>557156761CUTE
>>557157025You spend half the run with Tachyon anyway.
>>557157254That makes sense and it's kind of how I've been playing anyway. >Train if double rainbow or fat TE stack>Otherwise race if >50% energy>If 50% energy or under, rest/date/wit dependingCheers, guess I'll continue grinding for fat highrolls.
>>557157450She gives (you) this look after her first g1 win
new cryer
>>557145873I always go for turf sparks on my own umas, and then borrow a 9 star distance spark so I get benefit of both
>>557157709>I always go for turf sparks on my own umasHow's that working out for cm10
>>557157709the other parent is medium, and i'm fishing for a front runner spark for grandparent use
>>557157465this is kinda schizo on my part and more a result of constant MANT runs, but if I can get past pre debut without resting and past junior year with maybe 1 rest, 2 at worst, I'll find that the stats are high enough to carry into the rest of the run, where Ideally I have a couple wit cards bonded to never hit rest. the highest roll runs have every card bonded before classic year but its rare. Fuku speed also makes it a lot comfier to reach thresholds early and race more, which is her real value, she's a well designed utility card.
>>557157859This is adorable. I hope she's in my future.
Is it just me or are tissues WAY more common now?I swear I've been getting over two tissues per day lately
>>557157998Ines is so sexy... in a plain way
ryan love
>>557157859Agree on Fuku. I run her with Riko now and the trainings where she stacks with Riko cost next to nothing which is insane for energy management. Sometimes the wit cards just don't line up for good recoveries though. Always the worst feeling when you get to 20% or lower energy but have 1 or less wit rainbows on the next turn.
>>557158169one cute meeksmile pls
>>557158103Yuck
soon
>>557158169I will have you as my bride to go.
>>557158095I keep getting them too, starting to think it's because of the hot spring ticket buff which may have brought back the previous rates before the career balance changes
>>557158217
b+ please join my club
>>557158252
>>557158324Sent ;)
>>557158309
>>557158345
>>557158134Ryan, you anorexic stickYou need a sandwich, or protein injection
>>557158382Ababinili is so cute.
>>557156913Next carnival event is in a few months bro
>>557158567Err... Tact, Stego, or someone else?
>>557158693My cool bro...
>>557158538I'm sure I'll get more jellies from somewhere. And if I don't, I'll just have to manage. My energy.
Little Cocon just gave me 67 skill points lol
>>557158891Thats a good way at looking at it
>>557158970She 100% knows what she's doing
Doto the uma and horse are very cute
>>557159058
Leave no Dotoposter unmolested.
>>557159207
I just spent 30k carats to get Doto
Dober nee-san a cute
I hate you fuckers for making me roll on this shitshow of a card
>>557159430It's worth it for the story. Well, you could've borrowed for that. But it did make me cry.
>>557159508awooga!
>>557159430I told you not to roll it. That being said, its the best card story and made me teary. Luv me orange wife.
>>557159430Fuku is a stat stick, her event chain is just a nice bonus. I always take the option that ends the chain unless all the event chains I actually want are already close to completion.
>>557159430i told you it was a scam THO
>>557159705You'll regret that when you land in bracket seven during finals and lose by a neck.
GOOOOOD GIVE ME MILE SPARK EVEN JUST 1 MILE IS ENOUGHIM RUNNING OUT OF MAMBO HACHIMI REMIXES TO LISTEN TO
>>557159780>L7/SL7 has a wit checkInto the trash it goes.
>>557159932>he's unlucky
>>557159932No it doesn't.
Doto is NOT evil. She simply goofs, has goofed and will continue to goof up.
>>557159862
>>557160027Doto looks so cute and soft...
>>557159932>witchecklol lmaoIT'S FULL 50/50
>>557160108and EVIL
>>557160108My sister said I'm not supposed to call girls soft looking...
>>557160204No!>>557160278Thats why you think it to yourself or tell your bros about it.
>>557160204That’s Meisho Doto!!!!!!!
>>557160204This is true
>gold inspi doesn't guarantee pink procWHATWHAT IS THIS DOGSHIT ASS SYSTEM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGqyA5WWpbk
>>557160482no suzuka in here
>>557160508Gold inspiration exists solely to salt you
>>557160559The strawberry daifuku is suzuka
>>557160204Why does she have permanent swirly eyes? Who hypnotized her to be evil?
>>557160508Don't you just love gambling
>>557160027>swaps out Opera's coffee for no reason despite knowning Opera was dehydrated after training>sneaks into class after school hours to destroy Opera's table >abuses anyone she could get away with like her trainer/Opera/Shakur and pretends it's because she "goofed up" when in reality it was calculated with malicious intent
>>557160465What the FUCK is her problem? Such accusations could see het trainer fired, or arrested.
>>557160559Look again
>>557160754sexo suzuka
I can't wait for Rickey
Mating press Doto after goofed up and stripped us both naked by accident
>>557160742She's EVIL
>>557160729NYOOOOOOOO those were legitimate ACCIDENTS she simply GOOFED UP and would NEVER act with MALICIOUS INTENT
Bwos I have a spark on the all uma and can't decide between Digi-tan or Dober...
>>557160508The current gaslight is gold inspo could make your single pink proc raises your aptitude by 2 levels
>>557160991Fuku Armor!
>>557160991jerk off and the decision will come soon after you
>>557160027>doto bought the coffee>then accidentally opened the lid>then accidentally went back to the kitchen for no reason>then accidentally opened the pantry and accidentally took out the sòy sauce>then accidentally spilled sòy sauce in it>then accidentally closed the lid>then accidentally gave it to opera and accidentally didn't mention ANY of this until AFTER she drank itor>doto is evil
vodka has a nice butt
>>557160912>doto bought the coffee>then accidentally opened the lid>then accidentally went back to the kitchen for no reason>then accidentally opened the pantry and accidentally took out the sòy sauce>then accidentally spilled sòy sauce in it>then accidentally closed the lid>then accidentally gave it to opera and accidentally didn't mention ANY of this until AFTER she drank itor>doto is evil
doto is E V I L
I'm in my senior year and my trainer still hasn't made any attempts to rape me. What am I doing wrong?
Evil Umas?
>>557161167>>557161208STOP THE SLANDER
>>557161248sneed png
>>557161248the uma is supposed to do the raping
>>557160991has dober's ult even been useful in a single CM so far?
>>557161123That was on the list too but I decided that even though I really really love Fuku I would ultimately get more joy out of a new character...>>557161159I've been agonizing over this for days and have jerked off many times during this period but it hasn't helped.
>>557160991Digitan is cuter, and more versatile for cm's
>>557161271Evil paizuri
>>557160991Dober is cuter, and more specific for some cms
>>557161332i used it in the previous long cm and got plat but that was probably not because of the dober ult
>>557161332Yeah, last CM (Arima Kinen)
doto = evilhttps://x.com/tarutaru_mage/status/1985225994656260101
>TurfFug
Don't fall for the Chiyocord slander bwos
>>557161707he’s old and goofed up…
Speaking of uniques when was the last time that Red Shift was optimal
>>557161743Falcos need that for early race bwo
>>557161874Taurus and Leo
wow actually ive already got 31M vodka fans so im starting the expert grind at 1/3 of the way
>>557161929>
Bwos I'm in so much fucking pain right now
i wiped my chest a little too hard with a towel after stepping out of the shower and my nipple started bleeding a little for some reason
>>557162095teiobro...
>>557161998(will be borrowed by enough people unironically)
>>557162095ive had one of those keyboards in the promo image, they suck
>>557162278Well it's 9* power 3* Dirt 2* Mile so yeah
>>557159058>>557159207>>557159338>Taiki suddenly appears>wants to know more about you>you think she's flirting with you and you go along>you cannot stop thinking about snuggling in those BIG FAT AMERICAN tits when you finally get together>your door rings>you expect Taiki and prepare for some possible umapyoi>it's actually Merjiro Dober and she brought your favorite sweet
>>557162418Toreina wouldn't say this
>>557162389thats pretty good...
Which parents are for late surgers next CM?
>>557162647Ryan Mummy Creek
>>557162647isn't dober THE late surger parent?
>>557162798not for 90% of CMs lmfaoooooooooooooooooo
https://gametora.com/umamusume/gacha/history?server=ja&year=2022&type=sup#30085Saving for this banner
Mambo!
Another 700k fans down the drain
>>557163062mambo!
>>557163103Danchou disagrees
I want to pindown Maruzensky and ravage her
/uma/hjong has a spot open. A rank club with no quota. Don't flatline, yes we play jong sometimes. Apply today
i want Maruzensky to pindown me and ravage me
Why isn't there an /uma/jiggie clubI would join
Speed rainbows? What are those?
>>557163321I just followed someone in your club that I found by coincidence on Chronogenesis. Keep up the good work.
>>557162798Dober ult is track-basedit has 2 trigger requirements>Late-Race Corner BEFORE Final Corner (most Med/Long races are like this)>Mid-Race Final Corner (to make it hard to use in shorter races)it isn't always good
>>557155865WAKE UP >>557163321
How does Tamamo's unique work when in pace position? Is it just Plancha but with SfV's positioning requirement?
>>557160729Coffee is a diuretic, it won't hydrate you long term
>roll for one more urara dupe>mummy creek>hishi ama>bride groove again>swimsuit maruzen againWhat the fuck are you all doing here
>>557164013SHOT THROUGH THE HEART
*gets on knees and cryes*don't say that...
>>557164123capricorny?
>>557163758Plancha is 1 - 2, White Lightning is 2 - 3 and it can trigger on any straight in the second half of the race, as opposed to the final straight.When inherited it's values look more like Shooting Star (0.15spe/0.05accel) as opposed to Plancha etc. (0.05spe/0.1 accel)
EXTREMELY early good night friends!!
>>557164123and you're so rapeable
>>557148229
>>557148229more like Le Cuckè LMAO
>>557164123why is Tosen Jordan so mean to her trainer?
>agemasen'd by FM with 1k witThis game is fucking retarded
>>557164586She's not mean, it's just that the boomer energy her trainer gives off is sometimes too much for her, but she still tries to understand him. Like when she rents and sits through movies her trainer likes even though she finds them super boring
>>557164651fine motion hits me with the agemasen more than every other card in the game combined, I don't understand why
>>557164651No, it seems like your Uma was.
>Every time i want to reread a career story it takes 4 hourswhat the hell
>>557164651she's the Kitasan Black of WIT>bro she's super meta you need it or you're bricked>card disappears when you most need it
I thought I highrolled but this Ogurin hasn't won a single practice match. I don't think she's ever even broken top 3.
>>557164292
>>557164894No mummy = brick
>>557163321I'm already in a comfy club, but I'd be down for some mahjong whenever you fags play.
>>557164894>pace Oguri
I had a few shitty runs ith vodka but all the pieces were thereI learned from the experience and drank some tuna brine for salt, had a wank and the run right after it paid off
>>557165026No, I'm 80% sure the problem is the lack of midrace since she spends the majority of the race in or near last place.
shut the fuck up fuku sunny runners is a stupid name
>front runners will now have to grind for dodging danger, prudent positioning and ignited spirit wit to take the lead
>>557165152Meek would say this
mayo top brat gif
>>557165152i hope you washed your hands
>tfw to tard for jongnever gonna be one of the kool kids...
>my S+ fast learner SMaru w/o groundwork keeps jobbing to my S SMarus w/ groundwork I fucking hate sparks RNG, I'll start bringing Smart Falcon's card at this point
>>557165353
>>557165196>Lack of midraceshe's got 3 gold and 2 white midrace skills??
>>557165304me(ek) would drink tuna brine, its electrolytes. salt is important
>know how to play jong>doesn't know how to read enemy tiles>always get ron'd Being a witlet is suffering
>>557165432It's nyot enough
>>557163062>>557163120>>557147306mambo!
>my vodka gets gold inspo 7+ skills every time with oguri parent>the oguri (fan runner) I use this parent on wont at least now typing it out I realize that the oguri this parent parents will have the same affinity for the next vodka
bwoguri brap
>>557165123>using a late>in the pace chaser CM
>>557165507Your fault
vodka misses at least 2 races on her oguri cap parent and yet she gets great affinity on parent... maybe nt all G1s are needed (maybe this is the case so that you can lose some races idk)
>>557165824nta but my kingu does pretty well
>>557165824it says capricorn not pace chaser though?
>>557165915That's cap
>>557165986as in peak
sexo mayo tpo gun senior yr carrot reward...
>>557166064Is this like Tickezo where she pulls it out of her pocket on a hot summer day
bwos can you show me your sprint falcoI need to see her skill list
>>557166064You may fascinate a trainer by giving him a piece of cheese
The racing carnival is a one time thing right? We never have to do this dog shit event again?
>>557166276anon...
>>557165824My Late Cap wins matches just fine
>>557166064I hope it's gruyere
>>557166361>MPB
>>557166182This neigha seeing colors
this pic goes hard oguri cap
>>557166469It works sometimes
>>557166361>Dober uniqueHuh?
>Racing carnival ends just before Carnival>Valentine's event starts just after Valentine's DayWhy is Cyjews like this
>>557166472stop trying to make people racist. youre brown and Chinese, wheelchair cripple faggot nobody in the thread cares. one and only reply to you - I will not go to living my life and its great because I know that now you have 0 power 0 enjoyment and cant help your situation (your brown, Chinese and in a wheelchair)
>have a run looking really good by end of classic>fail multi rainbow speed training at 7% three turns in a rowI do this shit once a day and I feel tired
You WILL continue the Satono bloodline
>>557166672
MOMMY
this thread + shit like the Twitter acc locations is what breaks you saar thats why you hang out on 4chan. its not just so you can do what you do (lie) youre fucking brown and failed artist
>>557166730I dont feel like playing anymoreWere burning out even before MANT
>>557166578retard, it proccing and it actually doing something are 2 different things
>>557166797Danchou...
>>557166627Nice Abs, Nature
Lebron doesn't wear a Crown
>>557166878rare falco W
>>557166757>hes brown he really is brown and Chinese he doesnt play the game either btw so it helps you (not just so the thing from before doesnt happen again) if you get rid of him. just something to keep in mind! just do more of whatever youre doing if he repeats it. that means it annoys him kbye (he is not worth more than 5 minutes of effort, hes pisslow and retarded)
Is it realistic to speedcap on 3spd/3wit on +0% training growth umas?
>>557166846>Trusting the gaslightulator
>>557166846>gaslightator
>>557166963easilytry 2 speed + 4 wit
>>557166846
>>557166846That’s the earliest possible moment to proc it. Just delay it.
5 borrows and STILL not a single mile spark
>Suzuka is in love with this man and his yee-yee ass haircutexplain
>>557167103He can sing Umapyoi pretty good
>>5571669634 wit 2 speed is unironically better assuming you're good on power and stamina. They have to be good speed cards though, like ksb and Bakushin.
0TP 0 borrows 10 minutes until reset (3 houts until I can play the game) fun is OVER. time to skript
>>557167048it seems counterintuitive to me to speedcap with even less speed cards than what im struggling withalso even though i do have like 4 or 5 MLB wit SRs the 4th wit card would be either Tachyon or Dober
what is even the point of the umalator when it's wrong about everything?
Grey umas...
Why is Cyjews so stingy with tp refills anyway>>557167226If you haven't tried it...
>>557167230It's pretty accurate when it comes to stamina calcs.
>>557167284Why did they make Big Mac light purple?
>>557167348Contrast to Goldshi
>>557165278always have been
>the joke is that orf and brian are just secretly bratty little sisters all along
>>557167230It’s a calculator. People assume the calculator will think for them, but if you put the wrong numbers in, you’ll get the wrong numbers out.
>>557167230I just use it for Stam and HP calculations
>>557167453Curren Chan isn't a bratty little sister type though...
wife nature
>>557167226if you're struggling with 3 speed cards then you're doing something wrong
>>557167453Brian should eat her veggies, call her mum more often and play with Maya more as well
>>557165894Vodka has a high base affinity with Oguri. affinity is linear and infinite. double circle is just 151+
>>557167226Always go for highroll. Fuku + 1 (kita/biko) should be more than enough to cap spd AND wit. It'll just take a few runs to get lucky with your spirit bursts and inspirations
>>557167571noo way I just chose her at random and did oguri parent runs with her and did them again just now out of sheer luck with no extra thinking behind it
>>557167571but why
>>557167348I'll put forward two guesses>light purple enhances the ojou-sama aspect of her personality>light purple makes her look a little more distinct when standing next to Gold Shipif she had the same hair color as Gold Ship people would probably assume they were sisters since they look so similar
Ho**e!
>>557167571>and infinitesurely not?
>>557167518I fucking love hags
>>557167754this fucker probably doesnt play the game and is just trying to blag being a part of the community
OHAYOUUUUUU
>>557167518I thought this was super creek? this sloppa?>>557167767It has no upper limit you can easily hit 300-500+ in jpn for example
>>557166745do I even have another choice?
HURRY UPI AIN'T GOT ALL DAY
>there are still shoes after resetMY CLUB IS DYING
BORROW MY DIGITAN MORE
I FINALLY GOT THE DIRECTOR
So uh... is this card any good at 0lb?
>top earner leaves club>ranking drops from 2k to 4k
What's the consensus on Chiyo?
>>557168253She's good at 2LBPull on her banner while it's up
>>557168253I'm sure you're baiting but this is a meme card, cleat it
>>557168290post full and i'll let you know
>>557168290inoffensiveuninteresting
>>557168403You can't cleat your first copy bwo
>>557168290I like her mom
done
redditra redditno o
>>557168423Best I can do is grab the sourcehttps://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/134830604
>>557168283Why are you in a C club bwo...
Finish the images NOW
>>557168703Yada
>>557168403>cleatsovlless
>>557168703post more kris sex
>>557168685>I have decided to suspend my activities.they got him...
>>557168807Maybe next thread
Images Owari
>>557168693fuck this club desurip off /uma/ clubliterally called /uma/danchou doesn't do shityou do you my assyea sure that includes flatlining!fuckass club
IMA DABAKER SAN
>1 (ein) shoeI WAS WORKING AIIIIIEEEEE
>missed a borrow run because I woke 20 minutes late and couldn't set my morning runI HATE SLEEPING
>>557168403>cleating a 60 ME, skill bonus, 25 initial friendship card>a card that gives several stat and sp boosts>a card who has uma stan hints>a card that shits energy like it's nothingYou fags glaze all over Fuku spd but not this
>>557168871Leave and join a real /uma/ club
im baking just kidding unless...?
baking rn
>>557169002>>557169002>>557169002move
>>557168946I tried dating her and she stabbed my uma straight to awful mood
>>557169061That Uma was trying to rape you, she did you a service
>>557168946Not at 0lb
>>557146579Has her own unique annoying songhttps://youtu.be/e3YcYLE90po?si=eTzzuFd0zAVL-gcE
New thread really sucks
>>557164848I have the same problem. Game is too long without skips.
