Previous: >>557093432>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: New Year's Scout (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: New Year's Scout (SSR), SSR Sasami Anshinzawa (Pal), SR Tamamo Cross (Guts)Current CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mMain Story Chapter 5 is out01/27 - New Beginnings Part 101/29 - NY Opera & Haru 3*+Fuku SSR+Ayabe SSR02/05 - 02/12 Racing CarnivalMid February - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Valentine Taiki Shuttle (3*), Valentine Sounds of Earth (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru, SSR Neo UniverseNew Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
>>557114158sniff
>>557114158Iinchou is cute!
>>557114158i'm sending my dog to lick her pits
>>557114158That's a good slopa gen, don't do it again tho
>>557114158I bet top road gives top tier paizuris
WATASHI WIENER DES
Should I burn off my carrot jelly on one of the two events going on now or do I need to save them for something? I know there are JPfags ITT that have the answer.
Aquarius is my sign and I don't like all the bullshit that is going on around this CM. It sucks.
New player here looking for an oshi. I'm really into the type of girl who would throw me off during final spurt, trample me, and have sex with other men while I'm in the hospital. Is there an umamusume who would do that?
Digitan LOVE
why is a dog only interested in pussy?
Mambo!
>>557114396pixeldrain DOT com SLASH u SLASH fTmCav7e>>557114536Wait till the last 1-2 hours of the Racing Carnival, if you still don't have everything from the shop (shards, tickets, stars, clocks, parfait), then burn some jelly, otherwise save them until the next Carnival event. it is a recurring event
I'm realizing my favs are basically all different running styles. Do you really have to "main" a strategy to stay somewhat competitive?
>Try unity parent run>have a fucking horrible experienceyep back to URA it is
>>557113440>>557113697>>557113868>>557114106Wyell here's 30 rolls as promised... manhttps://litter.catbox.moe/1rydnbdhdy3gjz2p.mp4
>>557114821gold shitty
Would you still love your Uma if you found out there are infertile and are unable to make children?
jeez, cracked ardan - these are some hella high npc stats for derby
>>557115025Gracias
>>557115186H-HAIYAI!
Forever Young's morning workouthttps://x.com/yahagistable/status/2021515389235351635?s=20
>>557115329Why the fuck would I ever want to reproduce?
>>557115091most meta cards are pacegawds core anyway so maybe you can afford doing pace+another style
>>557115025now that's top tier
At this exact moment Suzuka is probably glad she's born as Uma Musume (trainers won't survive this american uma hug)
>>557115186i never noticed bakushin had that tiny cape
Uma Musume is aBurnout game
>>557115025Doto WOULD do this
>>557115247Always trust the plan.
>>557114821all umas are all strictly lesbian so no
>>557115512thanks for the gems and WHAT
>>557115417
>>557115512please dont be my club....
>>557115582club points
>>557115091Similar boat here. My oshi is Maruzensky, and the rest of my top 5 are pace or l*te. I can only win in CM with end closers though, so i feel like I NEED at least two styles to enjoy the game.
>>557115512>>557115582this club needs to be investigated
>>557115512But I have the need for speed
lost some big races but oh welldaily done
>>557115512Thankfully it wasn't my club
>>557115431I guess I only really care about pace and late for the most part, but cafe's alt is pretty much 100% end closer from what I can tell and it's throwing me off.
>>557115460>(trainers won't survive this american uma hug)despite that Taiki forces her trainer to get one every day
ace on my face
>>557115512satono island...
club ranking should be based on cm rounds won rather than fan count
unlocked a star for my dyke bro while rolling for the doggy
>>557115247Always believe on Shiraoki-sama
>he is 30+>he is losing hair>he has white strans>he has a bit of a belly>he is skimny fat>he is used goods>his joins are in pain>he has back issues>he is currently in of is soon to be in a midlife crisis
guys I'm really sad can you post umas with huge titties
>>557115897FUKUBWOS EATING GOOD
>>557114254you forgot to mention the part where she says she doesn't wanna be in your office because you're in there
>>557115934Stop Maya, I don't care about your wish list
Post flatties instead.
i've never seen these outfits before
600 pieces + rotationhttps://jiggie.fun/vgumahttps://jiggie.fun/vgumahttps://jiggie.fun/vguma
>>557116061I'll miss this animation once we get to MANT
>>557116042Well the event is called "It's Not Easy Being a Lone Wolf", she didn't want to be with anyone. Like when women have their period
Why are the autistic umas so popular?
>>557116116falco looks so fat compared to suzuka, holy shit
Le Fishe (formerly Bricked) has TWO (2) spots open!>comfy, active A+ club>20mil monthly quota but most go above and beyond>don't flatlineReply with your trainer ID!
>>557116240Because they're all autistic.
>>557116240same one non autistic uma
>>557116061
>>557115512I don't think we have a Taikifag on our club. Hopefully... Pls don't be my club
>>557115996They need to give Air Groove a villainess alt. Wouldn't it be funny if in her winning animation she stomped on you? Haha, as a joke of course. You'd die if you got stomped on by an uma.
>>557116301Kitasan
>>557115934>he is losing hair>he has white strans
>>557116395that would be extremely painful
>>557116458>gymrat uma>non autistic
>>557116301Taiki.
>>557115934I'm 38 and bench press 225. However my hairline is pretty fucked... There's no way to escape the reaper...
Changed my trainers gender to female for Dober lines and forgot to change it back.Playing Curren's career and the moment she called me onee-chan shook me for a moment. Somehow it sounds far cuter than the usual since it sounded less flirty(?) than "onii-chan" so she's 10 times more adorable now. Guess I should try Rice's career too.
>>557116301hishiama
>>557115512We need more burnouts so clubs will merge and can aim together for S ranks. Weed out the flatliners and let the ones that actually play the game stay.
>>557114856
>>557116395I would prefer an office lady alt
>>557116240We are autistic
>>557116395Haha yeah haha imagine if the last thing you saw before you died was an uma 's stinky foot haha
>>557115512>its my club I'm probably next honestly if mant doesn't make me super interested again
>>557115934>I'm 33>I have full hair>It is dark as night, genes from my late father. Plus, I think grey hair is a non issue, arguably cool even.>I'm a fat FUCK, just like my father was.>See above>I'm unused goods.>My joins are mostly fine, nothing you can't just push through like a big boy.>Can't say I have any back issues.>Sounds like a bunch of faggotry gay shit
>>557116806Yaeno a Yamato Nadeshiko? Really?Also Grass will never be japanese.
>>557115934No (Just 30)NoNoYesYesNoNoProbably not
>>557116906>niggeroid>still a virgini don't believe you. you probably have a snowbunny collection
>>557116929
>>557116814But why would they wear office lady clothes to a race?
>>557115934If I say yes will you FINALLY let me summon a tulpa of you?
>>557115934>he is currently in of is soon to be in a midlife I thought that happened at 50, are there people who already have it at 30?
Ignited SPDCountermeasurePace Straights @ (have O)Sprint Straights @ (have O)Winter Runner @ (have O)I can pick one of these, OR drop NSM for more. What's the play here? I couldn't get Prof. Curvature, only the white version. Sprint A, SPD 1194, PWR 934
What's your Oshi's gimmick?
>>557115934>23>not yet>a lot of it actually>not a bit>ugly bastard kind of fat>kek. i wish>nope>nope>in 7 years
>>557117079It's anywhere between 30 and 50>>557117110The deal was I'd make you a winner if I could make you my daughter and get blowies from you. Your choice
>>557115486It's called a mantle, you swine
>>557117208I'd take nimble instead of NSM, get ignited speed and countermeasure
>>557117004>niggeroidDo you always assume that fat 33yo with black hair are of dark decent?
>>557117004Blacks are still brown at the end of the day
>>557116240it's the autism>>557117234shes fat and autistic
>>557117208is this for condor pasta? if so her only purpose in life is getting 1st-2nd so nsm unlikely activate
>>557117234rape
>>557117208Take countermeasure and ignited spd, get rid of straights. Straight skils are useless
Uhhhhh....
>>557117079It can technically happen at any age, although the name may change to match percentage e.g. 25-30 is quarter life crisis.
>>557116628>bench press 225How long did it take you to reach that level?
>>557117004>niggeroid>still a virginWhy did you describe me?
>>557117321Can't get Ignited speed that way (4 points short)
>>557115512>it's my club
>>557117387Tripped, please understand
>>557117387Another one bites the dust desu wa
while rolling for Chiyo I got Mcqueen altis she good?
>>557117293I thought mantles were the long hooded cloak thingies that wizards wear?
>>557117293mantles aren't that short
>>557117387
chiyono is such a dork
>>557117234Well considering how often she forced me to sniff them I guess her stinky shoes are suzuka's gimmick...
>>557117498unironically one of the worst umas
>>557117563
>>557114821Sounds like Curren Chan.
>>557117498Yes. Don't let anyone else tell you otherwise.>about to get passed>KIMI TO YUME WO KAKERU YO>sometimes lose anywayit's the best
>>557117234Ecelebness
>>557117498She has decent affinity with a lot of characters if you don’t have original McQueen, so she’s a decent general grandparentOtherwise, not really
JESUS CHRIST WHAT IS THIS?
>>557117234Huge tits and makes everything MARVELOUS
>>557117234Pervert.
>>557117493>>557117494>>557117549It's ok I can simply go again...
>>557117693look at what they did to my girl
>>557117719Nakadashi Festa... please tell me you had enough fans...
>>557117693Nips asked "Can Ryan get any uglier?"Someone thought it was a challenge
>>557117693why? at least give her an alt with long hair...
>>557117693Ryan's haircut really is the worst in the entire game.
those of you who rolled her today, welcome to the ranks of the select few, the chiyonites. our influence may be small now but soon we will pull the strings of this general the same way the kikes are manipulating america.
>>557115512>check my club>it's chiyo pfpswho knew the cure to burn out was whaling
How did I do? Left is my latest attempt, right is my current CM candidate.
I need to redo my entire TT team, what should I go for in terms of skills? does team comp matter?
>>557117234>
>>557117958Very good. Run both.
>>557117958Left is much better
>>557117513>>557117548Nou. Mantles go over your shoulders. Capes, cloaks and robes go all the way down. I have decided this just now.
>>557115512Mambros...
>>557117234She is PUNNY
>>557117962You should wait until MANT, but to answer your question>what should I go for in terms of skills?Reliable gold skills (curvature, maestro, concentration, etc), and easy to trigger unique skills >does team comp matter?One of each style
>>557115512Man a whole wave of trainers I know are burning out around the same timeit's like we're all feeling the death knell of this game, and it's sad, you wait long enough for something you're passionate about to be better, and eventually love/hate turns to apathy. There's no recovering from apathy, that's donevillewe can bicker all we want about CM teams and gaslights and whale decks and whatever but ultimately it's meaningless if no one cares anymore because the game never updated
>>557117958>>557118007>>557118029Bakushin...
>>557117962Team comp matter in the sense that you get more points if every uma in each team has a different running style.Buy skills that are easy to activate, shit like "activates in a corner/straight/mid race/etc" and avoid skills with conditions like "activates only at spring" or "firm conditions"
>>557117929Was that gif the first step of ze plan?
>>557118098Hey, that’s my coat
I just lost to Sakura chiyono O in a Capricorn test room...
>>557116876>>557117469Mambo...
>>557117929The only thing she'll ever be known for is armpit licking.At least it's an improvement over before where nobody cared about her.
>>557118215chiyowned
>>557118209Oh yeah? What are you going to do about it?
>>557118149trvke...
>>557117962>>557118138>and easy to trigger unique skillsTo add to this, you want high level uniques for more scores. Make sure to do extra races for umas with low fancount like Taiki and Bakushin
Crazy to think that this general will never talk about Chiyo again after today.
>>557117929Glad to be a part of the club, been a fan since the early hours!
>>557118038Bakushin’s decorative shoulder ornaments are called epaulettes.
>>557118260no, I was just saying...
>>557118149>The game never updated Please anon it's already accelerated too much
>>557118150Like i said, left is better.
>>557117929why do you keep trying to force her being racist when we have specud fulfill that role already
>>557117234She has an inflated egohow many umas does this apply to?
>>557118383Is this a rival gacha fan trying to gaslight the general into doomerism? What's his plan?
>>557118278>tfw banner releases in global are basically just their funerals
>>557118383>anon burnout is realI can't believe /uma/ is reclining
>>557118464It's because retards keep replying to him so he does it again and again
>>557118383Tbf we've been consistently losing players for months so...
>>557118383I blame the troons for this
>>557118565I wonder if the burnout posted is burning out from posting his burnout post?
>>557118149>>557118263>healthy game>top 15 estimated revenue on android>probably much more if you take into account steam/dmm>alive thread>has two fucking threads>doompostingYou guys are crybabies
Post umas in sleeveless turtlenecks
At this point ill burn out and quit before my oshi releases...
>>557118597This. Goddamn troons distracting me from playing my horse game by forcing me to jerk off multiple times a day until I have no energy for gacha grinding anymore.
>>557118149That's a /nikg/ pasta if anyone didn't realize.
>>557118708That's too specific, I don't have any
>>557118743If you don’t want to be bullied, you should try making good posts
stupid rice shower, shes seducing her trainer(me) on purpose
>>557118708
>>557118620Anon we had 7 threads per day. The hype is dead it's over. If the game was good it would be totally reasonable to sustain that level of posting energy indefinitely. At this point if you haven't burned out then you're going to be stuck in a dead game with nobody else playing but you've spent thousands of dollars to compete. Quit now and get it over with quit now quit now QUIT NOW NOWWWWWWWW wow I'm getting so sleepy haha is anyone else feeling sleepy?
So WE're all pulling her right?
Uma Global is in recline
>>557117234She’s too pure for the world and acts without stopping to think.
>>557118616With how vocal he is about it, I bet not. He should probably write a strongly worded petition before he becomes apathetic to the game.
Is it true that Air Groove likes liking her trainer?
>>557118931So I should continue to make bad posts? I'm sorry I've adapted to the bullying now by getting horny about it.
>>557118616>>557119030I'm sure he gets kicks from baiting a couple of autists and doesn't even play
>>557118967
>>557118967hell yeah, how long?
>global CHUDS already gassing out before MANT>meanwhile JP STALLIONS TANKED MANT without any of the QOL baby updates global gotCURIOUS
>>557118963oh baby new pasta
>>557119167A week from now
>>557118967Mackie is the only Mejiro you need.
>>557119167
>>557119191>Tanked MANT>Lost 70% of the initial playerbase by the time Grandlive ended
>>557115934yes no yes yes no yes sorta no no
>>557119191jp did tank during mant + grand livealmost killed the game
>>557119212FalseI need Palmer and Ramonu, but Ramonu is a nigger and Ramonu is used goods
>>557118791NOOOOO I FELL FOR A COPYPASTA NOOOOO IM HUMILIATED IN FRONT OF MY UMADACCHIS TOTAL UMAILIATION IN THE UMA THREAD NOOOOOO
>>557119240
GIVE US ANNI ALREADY I WANT MAMBo
>>557119126
>>557118941She considers you her surrogate sibling.You're not insinuating that she's, you know, right?
>>557119301>>557119313Why is Grand Live bad? Doesn't seem too hard.
>>557119130Well, jack off all you want, you won’t be welcome either way
>>557119423Oh... ;_;
>>557119338Bro she's a 2* you'll be drowning in Mambo soon enough.
>>557114158good lord inchou is so erotic I think I have busted at least 8 top loads to her this week alone, thanks for shilling this uma
>>557115247the worst chiyo poster had to go 130 rolls to get her
>>557118150left looks better
>>557119370Cute
>ballroom event in two monthsI guess the shitposter will get new material
BEHOLD the REAL UMA KILLER
never savealways impulse roll
AvatarfagsAIsloppersDoompostersJPniggersWhich shitposter is the worst?
Someone gimme a build to make a decent Cafe, by which I mean deck and parents.
>>557119646Our fucking heroes.
>>557115512full auto when?
>>557119690(You)farmers and surveyfags.
>>557119690The baiting troons
>>557119550I'll have you know I make the occasional good posts too
>>557115025
>>557119690Jiggers
>>557119691for what cm
Good day! this is for Club leaders! Please stop throwing away your manpower, i understand you need the fans to hit club ranks, but the average player is not able to hit 15-20 million fans per week with unity cup, it's already a pain, since the scenario punishes you for losing unity races, the average person can do 3-5 careers per day. dedicated people can do 8-10.Sure, go ahead and make your elite gamer crew, 30 million fans per week, have competitive fun as you like! but don't set a club to "laid back" tell nobody about the fan requirements, than kick 17 people the next month because "they didn't hit their 15m fans per week" it is insanely difficult to gather members who don't stop playing after 2 weeks. MANT is coming, all we do is race through that entire season, so that average player you kick will be printing 14 million fans per week once they learn how to play the scenario. GL & HF! let's be good to fellow uma players.
>elite gamer crew>30 million fans per weekholy turbo casual
>557119690Retards like yourself with zero self awareness
now I can shitpost with Chiyo
>>557119691KitasanCreekNeichaRikoEishin SRFuku spdRyan and Dober, at least 12* power sparks
>>557119646So what's the deal with this card? What makes it so good and why did it fall off immediately?
>>557118967Nyes
next bread will be butter
>>557119870Just something general, maybe Long TT focused. All I'm asking for is a basic guideline, no hardcore CM faggotry. Went with 3s2p1pal and 2 pow parents, clearly too much power as it turned out.
>>557119879Around 60% of my club are logging in like 4-5x a week alreadyFan growth on most days if they're even active is like 200-300k fans
>>557120127threesome with these two
>>557119879
>>557120098rudolf gives me a shoes on footjob
>>557120221How the FUCK did you even find this
>>557120127Regular or clarified?
bakushinarmpit.gif
KitasanSundayNishinoNice NatureFinemo/Creek/WindyBorrow Fuku/NTR/Throne/important skill cardAm i missing anything or am i set for MANT?
>>557120274copy the text from the postpaste it into googlefirst result is usually it
>>557119321
>>557120221I thought a flatliner was grudgeposting about autisdancho for a sec
If Chiyo is unpopular, why are there so many shitposters who use Chiyo images?
>Aquarius Cup is Cancer Cup (my worst CM by a mile) but even more cancerous thanks to being a dirt race>One of the best accels for pace is locked to a G dirt G mile uma, making the already good dirt umas better while oshi picks can't fit it at all unless they own Mummy Creek and make it themselves (I don't)>S mile is 100% required and I can only run 4* mile so I have to hail mary it on top of also needing a Dirt spark to proc>Stat benchmarks just don't want to cooperate, Kita/Mayano is too weak of a combo for 0% 2spd to work but without a premium Wit card it's super easy for it to lowroll and needing 601 stamina takes up time I desperately need for extra racesThis might be the CM that breaks me, I don't think I can do this
>>557120325next bread will be marginerinely butter
>>557120221>Using FacebookThat's worse than reddit posting
>>557120192>>557120127>>557120476rough sex with oguri while tama watches
>>557120116Is she really that affectionate and forward during her story? This is very important.
>>557120427she's funny
>>557120427jealously
should I use the selector on mejiro dober.
>>557120449You do not have to win every CM.
>>557119509As if this thread wasn't always drowning in Mambo already...
>>557120098it's the mandatory pal card for grand masters and that's it
>>557120476As in pure margerine, I can't believe it's not butter, or What, it's NOT butter?
>>557120449There there don't cry, they won't find out if you end up in B finals.
HOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>557118967Sell me on her
>>557117829Well...
just HOLD the line bros the golden age of uma musume starts when Larc arrives....
holy fuck cracked maru is RIDICULOUS in sakuras career. Absolutely nuts
>>557120571I want to drown in Mambo
>>557120719Such a whoresome race!
>>557120794L'arc fucking sucks, Mei is a stupid cunt, and the only good thing are the new training animations when you're overseas
>>557120221I cannot imagine posting in an Umamusume Facebook group in 2026 what the fuck. This gives me a chilling feeling, like there's been another aspect of the world entirely unknown to me until this moment. Is there a mirror /uma/ Facebook version?
>>557120794Grand Masters is already a great change for the game in the good direction, but I doubt global will survie MANT and Grand Live
>>557120152for long CM I use KSB/fuku speed + borrow zenno rob roy speed, then if I have good stam inherits, take dober SR wit for the high TE and marvelous sunday for the ramp up hints, or if power inherit, take my own LB1 super creek, borrow NN witksb/fuku speed/ZRR speed (for the gold recovery, borrowed)/dober SR wit/marvelous sunday wit/riko when I have lots of stam sparks to inheritdrop marvelous sunday for my own 1LB super creek when I don't inherit a lot of stam, and borrow biko instead.
dabyyy umas are so cringe...
>>557120963I’m in an international club and I friended Thailand-danchou on FB. Most SEAkeks use Facebook for some reason
>>557120964>I doubt global will survive Why? What makes you think autistic Japanese salarymen are more powerful than us?
>>557120794Bros wat if japan wins the larc before global ports it??
Why are Sunday's rainbow trainings so ASS compared to ssr wit cards...
>>557120748Prettiest uma even now in JP
>>557121162Exclusive scenario rewrite
>>557120719o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o
card event chains are bugged right now to the point where it is more than likely if you have 2 SSRs their chains wont finishthis happened after riko change so I suspect its all been completely unintentional
i need topro boobies on my face...
>>557121162don't they only have this year before we get L'Arc?
>>557121092>Add dancho on Facebook >He messages my mom to tell her I missed quota this month Jesus Christ how horrifying
>>557121253but i have 4 SSRs in my deck and they all finished
Why are you guy so worried with global dyingfucking granpoo is still alive
>>557120818Which goal race is that for?
>>55712121920 Friendship Bonus and 0 TE. Nearly all of her training bonuses are frontloaded and dependent on mood.
>>557120523Nmaybe
>>55712145855 mood is 11 TE though
>>557121385haha yea fuck you my FOUR debuffer runs with a SINGLE SSR GOLD CITY hasnt given me keen eye FUCK
>>557121280but what if croix doesn't choke this time?
>>557120638Cheap margerine.
>>557121451Senior year Japan Cup.Notably you don't have to win, 2nd place to Maru doesn't end the career.
>>557121410PTSD from the other times global gachas have died while the JP version lives on (and not just because of the Priconne incident)
>>557121451japan cup, it has a stupid good reward for winning too.. not sure how you can beat that race w/o skills tho
>>557121410granblue fantasy has the benefit of an audience that already drank the kool-aid and is willing to actively hurt themselves for minimal rewardsgo check out /gbfg/, does that game look like a product that produces mentally sane individuals?
>>557120748You two exchange pseudo wedding vows at the end of her career.
>>557121789>drank the kool-aid and is willing to actively hurt themselves for minimal rewardsdanchodes........
>>557121789Years of having to watch your game fall into yuri/yaoi pandering will mindbreak straightanons
>>557121509Regardless of how you want to think about Mood effect, she still ends up falling short with her rainbows, with the primary reason being that most of her training bonuses are shoved into mood effect.
>>557121685HEY THIS FAGGOTS USING LINUX
>>557121792>>557121506I'm rolling
>>557121062Umas that haven't won the derby are legally recognized as inferior beings compared to derby winners.
>>557121410Granblue has shared servers. JP is keeping global alive
>>557121948granblue doesnt even have 1% of the gay sex that every new uma brings to the table, and yet you dont see uma players making AI generated porn of the games directorIt's because grubble players are weak
Wat about the DIRT dirby?
>>557121661What games did this happen to?
>>557121062Eishin is based however
>>557122007based!?
>>557121948it didn't break the jp fandom thou
>>557121562anon...I don't think they will send him there again...
>>557117962Buy cheap skills that help you win the race. That's it, that's all there is to it.
>>557120567That ship sailed all the way back in Cancer Cup, I just want to build my oshi for every CM and race her against other people and maybe make it to A finals but it's going to be so hard to do that I'm going to burn myself out before it happens. If she had aptitudes where it was clearly impossible (like Ticket or Taishin) I'd just give up and run an all meta team but F dirt and C mile is just on the edge of possibility enough I feel like I have to do it. It's "only two procs" and I built Sprint Ticket so it shouldn't be that bad but it just really is>>557120708You'll never guess what happened in Cancer Cup! Lost to a half-assed Summer Maruzensky in B finals of all places
>>557122604Only because JP is known for being battered wives that don't bite the hand that feeds them
>>557120449S mile is not required bwo...
>>557116268Danchud you septuple nigger you could have at least pinged me on the trooncord before you kicked me
>>557122407STAMINA! STAMINA! STAMINA!
Proverb of the day: You can high roll the shit out of your stats but you will still randomly lose one of those goal races and not get enough fans to level up your ult because this game fucking sucks.
>>557122918anon in Sprint/Mile/Medium CMs you are running 20+ races with your highrollstep it up
>>557122918isn't that skill issue
So at some point the pal cards kind of become mandatory for future scenarios, is that right? Basically, unless you're a whale, you "lose" your borrow slot permanently?What the fuck do you do if you don't have the designated meta speed/stam/wit cards from that point on?
>>557122657>B finalsIf you can't even get to A finals every CM, you should stop caring
>>557122918My Chiyonotes say that you either get the aptitude sparks you need or the stats you need, never both
>>557122918>level up your ultaside from TT who the fuck cares. I intentionally only do extra races on senior year because I don't want to level my shit.
Can't watch a single video on yotube because uBlock gets detected now, and I am not disabling it, suck my dick jewish kikes
>>557123068>unless youre a whaleif you are free to play you are dropping 600 rolls on the scenario banner and powerful general cards every timeunless its Goddessesyou borrow Goddesses because Ramonu is better to have in the deck
>>557123068You use a borrow deck and pray
>>557123068each pal card is on a banner with another meta cardyou roll and see what you get
>>557123068You don't borrow the scenario cards, you roll on them. It's mandatory.
>>557123049You'd fucking know about that wouldn't you miss "I don't have a fucking ult on ace runs so I job every career goal race"
>>557123175ublock lite works fr me
>>557123175use origin
>>557123175Holy sauce?
chiyo posters are dumbthey should stick to following order like the dog their oshi is
Why do you guys keep trolling saying "I'm going to B finals hehe". There's no way an /uma/ toreina actually fails Round 2, right?
How do you get skill hints in mant? Is it from races? Do i have to run as late to get late hints, or can i run as pace and still get late hints if i have late A?
>>557123264>oguri>losing raceswhat did he mean by this, chiyono posters should be eaten
>>557123403>There's no way an /uma/ toreina actually fails Round 2, right?I only got to Group A finals once and I've been playing since Day 1
trying doing a sample smaru dirt mutate for the cup and it felt pretty ass to play desuoguri el taiki it is i guess, not looking forward to this one
Chiyoposting
>>557120990Plenty I've yet to learn, going by what you recommend and what I'd expect. That, or my cards are shite as usual. Either way, thank you for the advice, need to take a closer look at things.
>>557123184>>557123217>>557123226>>557123256That sucks
>>557123493But you don't even try, right? You use your TT umas?
>>557123414I was just wondering the same.
>>557123497What's the issue anon? Maru shouldn't have any issues during career, even her swimsuit version. "mutating" is a joke to her, as she only needs 7 sparks. She can even skip a bit on stamina as you buy a recovery with her (777 btw)
new triangle just dropped
>>557123609Depends on what you mean by try.I don't do parent runs or anything like that, I just use what legacies I have + borrows to make aces.
>>557123518I think Chiyo should stop acting like a dog
>Fucked up and bought Kyoto instead of TokyoAnyway I dont know how to read this, I have a degree in humanities.I "finish" one second earlier than the other Uma, does that mean I win?
Are the valentine cards any good?
>>557116130yatta
>>557123840>i think this character should loose it's gimmick
>>557123414You have to run the race as the style you want hints for.
SURELY cyGAYMES will do something to MANT for global right? they KNOW it's destructive power....
>>557123091I've actually gotten to A finals in every other CM except Cancer. That one just went super horribly for me since it was a frontrunner circlejerk (desu moreso than Scorpio was) and I had no idea how to build a good one back then. I ran Scarlet/Vodka/Late!Biwa but Lates back then got blocked constantly and I never was able to piece together 3 wins in a set in Round 2.
>>557124012It will filter the tourists so it's ok
>>557123857Run it a few more times with different sneeds. That kind of variance doesn't usually mean anything significant.
>>557123986It's not even the only one
>>557124012a very easy fix would be to change every aptitude to 100% effectiveness while in MANT its simple, effective, it shakes up the meta more than evo skills ever would, and it eases up spark requirements.which is why Gaygames will never do it
We started 4 years and 4 months behind JP. We progress at 1.45x JP. 21 day content drops instead of 30-31 days.In April when Cheery Nature drops we will break the 3y barrierWe will break the 2y barrier in July 2028, the 1y barrier October 2030, the 0y barrier New Years 2033, and finally catch up with JP in March 2035.
>>557124012They'll just bump spark reroll forward, evo skills, 2nd anniversary skill buffs and maaaaybe targeted sparks but those lost few are a long shot. But that's all you'll get.
>>557124090I randomized seed and hit compare. Is this the info I should be running? Im always one second earlier even if sometimes "RUSHED" shows up on the chart
>>557120491*Umabook*Umaddit
>>557124021Hang in there Biwabro. Don't let something like probability get in your way! You *will* get the mile/dirt procs.
NO NO NO WHITE WOMAN STAY AWAY DON'T YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY HONSE
>>557124418For me it's Umablr and Umabaumsworld
>>557121112the browns will just find a new fad to hop on
>People will get free meta front runner from free pulls while I'll end up with another copy of Teio
>>557124381yes that looks fine, as long as you're over 80-85% when the 'rushed' and skill wit check checkboxes are enabled. Higher is better obviously but it just means that as long as you don't get rushed or the rushed period isn't too long you will survive
>>557124550This woman showed up on one of my failed trainings and gave my uma double circle practice perfect, I trust her
>>557124550she gave me a human woman fetish she's so hot
>>557124596SEAnigs don't leave fandoms easily if other gacha threads are to be observed
>>557120963imagine if you're a weeb or hobbyist and want to socialize, but discord and twitter are too gay and you want to avoid americans or their politics, you can only go to 2 places, 4chan, where you still have to deal with retarded politics and retards in general or umabook, where there are retards but no politics
How many statues do i need to save to instantly 5* a banner uma?
Okay but I really want Chiyo to jerk me off with her legs
>>557124893
>>557124381Yeah. Key things to watch for are any spurt delays, which indicate you're understammed. As long as it says you win for many sneeds then you're fed.
>>557124890huge uma tats
>>557123912Bakushin's Guts card is goodish in MANT and basically becomes the Falco card 2.0: Groundwork Bot.
>>557122517shame about those val and swim outfits..
>>557124596God I hope but even if they leave they are poors, nothing of value is lost
>>5571248721300
>>557124872Around 3k, not worth it.
>>557124683>>557124945Thanks broskis. Im studying for exams and dont have many Dirt horses so I just gotta half ass this one
I want to hug Inari One
>>557125106you just want to squeeze those tits against your crotch
>>557124893The socks stay
>>557118383pasta old enough for tamamo to consider it not just edible, but downright fresh
Yen is in the absolute shitter, Cygames will keep global afloat solely to obtain foreign currency
>>557125081>>557125054Which one is oguri?
>>557123490uh, yeah, xog does lose races, she doesn't have an ult. Unless youre dumb enough to waste all that SP early. Ofc, her careers not very difficult so if you are on point with your stat gains, she'll be fine. Does she even have a cracked rival? kinda dumb but it was a launch career so
>>557124792the thing about discord is there's always one guy who is an extremely stupid asshole and he's somehow a deeply entrenched member of the community who the mods support
>>557125221Me, you caught me.
>>557125227sometimes creek will randomly rape her in arima
>>557117234Defeatist
>>557125227Creek likes to rape her in long races
>>557124790some remnants always remain but once it tones down it will be hopefully comfy again like pre global /uma/
>>557123786no way to really sugar coat this... you suck somethin fierce. I've only lost 2 A finals and never make parents, only borrow+failed aces.
>>557125187I want to sniff her twintails too
>>557125227Creek is her rival in career.
>>557125268Actually it's both of you. Grok told me it's 1800 statues
>>557123728I don't see it. Triple front worked in CM7 because Maru and Taiki had lax conditions for accel. If you run Suzuka for CM10, you're completely neutering Falco and leaving El with barely a chance.
>>557124790Ananta release when? Most of SEA will be gone when that game launches
Why there isn't a gif with Ryan licking Dober's armpit?
>>557125669Because ryan is the one with sweaty armpits
>>557124021was that the one before the balance patch that was my only B finals too
>>557125421Yeah, it really does feel like I'm behind like 99% of the playerbase. Wasn't able to make A ranks until Unity, can't make any S-ranks sprinters in Unity, probably won't make any U-ranked Umas in MANT either.I did win a single CM (Virgo, Group A finals) though so it's proof that if a shitter like me can do it, anyone can.
>>557125640SEA doesn't actually play uma, they only come to shit up the general. There were barely any SEA using the sticker generator, like, at all.
>>557124792>>557125243.You dont need this place at all, there's like 2 or so working altchans that dont get swarmed with /v/shitposts,Guys faking youtuber discourse(AKA posting them then hating/sucking them off) or /pol/ trash because there's actual mods doing the job their applied. >Why are you here thenThe only reason someone would ever visit 4chan after 2016: To steal reaction pics and to get banned for telling mods to actually grow some balls and actually do shit instead of just banning people who shit on SEA and who break hard rules. Do your fucking job, stupid niggers
>>557125371Dairy Dia please feed me
>>557124872200 to 4star, 300 to 5star90 from the rateup pull25+50+75+100 for the first 100 = 250 statues +50 more for the missing 10 to 4star=300 statues for 200 star pieces to 4star300 more pieces costs another 1500 statues.grand total is 1800 statue pieces.
>>557125740Ryan probably has the cleanest pits at Tracen. She doesn't need Dober's foul tongue.
>>557125808do you not absorb /uma/ discussion at all? Do you listen to sloptubers or something? A finals is really achievable even with mediocre umas. Great umas don't even guarantee a win - I was flexing but most of those wins came down to luck almost - all it takes rngesus hating you for one round to screw you outta plat.
The uphill looks brutal. Is it worth getting Furious Feat over OYL?
>>557125931>Biwa dressed as Tamamovitch YaskayaI respect the play but Vitch would never wear that facial expression.
>>557125831arent most altchats borderline dead? /uma/ gets pretty slow at times, but overall is a pretty comfy general. The raiders always get bored or go away after calling them brown a few times.
>>557125421nta but deck?
>>557125669Imagine someone’s daughter licking up their blood dad’s armpits.
not even shitposting but why do dirt races give so little fans? they have to work harder compared to turf
I won 2 CMs because i got lucky with pace promotion
>>557126112get both.and highlander.
>LoH is actually in two days.Son of a bitch. I have a Stego ready, but it's not great and could be better and my Buena Vista runs have been so ass I don't even want to think about it. I might just autofill like I did the last two LoH at this rate and hope for the best.
>>557126273rerolled for kb
>>557126191Does it matter? 'Tis a extremely hot outfit, especially on Tama
After playing through the entire lifespan of Aoharu, there's still just one thing I don't understand.What determines whether you get the gold Burning Spirit hint or the white Ignited Spirit hints?Please adhere to the following guidelines while replying to my post:If you are lying on purpose, please attach a picture of Oguri Cap.If you don't know the answer, but still want to make a wild guess while presenting it as fact, please attach a picture of Sakura Chiyono O.If you know the answer and are telling the truth, please attach a picture of Smart Falcon.If you are a young Umamusume with nice legs and thighs, and you're looking for a trainer that you can easily take advantage of, please attach a picture of Grass Wonder.Thank you for your consideration.
>>557126354wrong thread ojisan
>>557126429How many spirit bursts you've popped
>>557126273in gem i was running 5 speed/creek, most miles I was running 3lb kita (still am), king, biwa, marvelous. I am f2p card wise, anything I've spent only goes to uma rolling, never cards.
>>557126053It takes her a long time to choose because she's extra nasty.
>>557126429>gold ignited10 bursts>+3 it's onsneed link uma
>>557126535>f2p card wiselol
>>557126429The number of cherries you've popped.Under 5? 1 white skill hint5 - 10? 3 white skill hints10 - 15? 1 gold skill hint15+? No idea, I don't think it is possible
>>557126359I didn't. I actually didn't even reroll for creek or FM (shoulda..) - but i was already 10h deep and had pulled teio/mac/oguri and selected Suzu - I had all the umas I wanted at the time, so I refused to go rerollin. I suffered with 1LB kita until uh.. november?
>>557126343so many dogs...https://youtu.be/zkQywNhea4M?t=100&si=jBGLcdJK_uT502ip
Goodnight /uma/I'm off to read Brian's manga in bed.
>>557126535>I am f2p card wise
>>557126429Why does your message sound like an AI prompt
>>557126673of course the whore Falco would use a sex analogy to explain a simple game mechanic
>>557125808I've had the same thoughts. Deck is pic related, and I've been playing since July of last year. I wasn't making A+ umas consistently until Aoharu, and the only S-rank umas I've made in Aoharu have been sprinters running a 2spd/4wit deck. Maybe it's a deck weakness problem, or maybe I just suck as trainer, but Capricorn is the first CM where it feels like I might have a shot at winning Group A. Hell, I failed out of Libra cup because my 1150/1050/1000 Golshi immediately got me into Group A and then proceeded to job 40 races in a row, not a single win. It can feel like a despairing pressure cooker, so it's more fun to just experiment and run consistent experiments. I like seeing gyarus get muddy, so I'm running Gold City in Aquarius, and we'll see if she, Taiki and Pasa or Suzuka (if I mutate her, mutation sucks) can get me some wins next month.
>>557126429>>557126563i so rarely get enough bursts. To me, the amount of luck you would need to get a good stat line, enough SP, AND pop 10 bubbles by Senior November is absurd, saying nothing of getting 13 for the lv 3 hint.
>>557126736based boyloverenjoy sleep!
>>557126736Goodnight
>>557126631>>557126743?This look like a deck for someone thats spent on cards?
>>557126526>>557126563>>557126673There's no way I've been consistently failing to pop even just 10 bursts in almost all of my runs...
>>557126863Getting 3 hints for the white version is better anyways
>>557126316japs must really not like dirt tracks. Most western races are dirt, iirc (or is that just burger races?). It's depicted hilariously (and sadly) in Cingray where there's zero energy in the audience (if you can call it an audience) for dirt races. Falco deserves better.
theyre nonsense, but i love chiyos sleeves, its excellent that her celebration uses them
>>557126995Those were races in the boonies
>>557127184defenceless armpits
>>557127184Pitslut exhibitionist
>>557127184holy cute
>>557126995America is the only major racing nation that prefers dirt over turf.Dirt has been rising in popularity in Japan for decades now, though, to the point that today, the image of dirt as a last resort for horses who couldn't make it on turf is outdated.
>>557126084I have a notepad of advice from /uma/ and my own experiences that I use when training, but stuff just doesn't work out in the actual CM. It's either>Get 3/5 wins multiple times in Round 1, get to Group A and get pummeled (1/5) or barely miss out (2/5) and go down to Group B finals>Get smashed Day 1 and just enjoy a merry stroll to Group B finals>>557126803Your deck's pretty similar to mine, only my Creek's just LB0. I think our issue is probably not clicking the right trainings at the right times having cards, having cards straight up vanish on you, or summer trainings where you only have a single rainbow.I have no idea what to expect with Capricorn. Haven't won any rooms but I've never placed below 5th with any of my umas, so I'm hoping I get lucky and that my Curren carries me.
>>557126860can you be f2p reply wise and stop replying to my posts since it costs you calories
>>557126429It's based on how well you play the scenario.
>>557127184slutty armpits
>>557126863most of the runs you get 10, you pop the last 2-3 in the finalsthey're very expensive golds though. like the other anon says, a 3 hint on the white, 140 for a 1.8 speed / 2.4 accel skill, is pretty good, but 380 for the gold is not nearly as good of a deal, so unless you sparked the white or got 13 bursts for 3 hint on the gold, generally not worth it to buy the golds.
>>557126968>>557127430It was only really a concern when I was trying to get Ignited Spirit PWR sparks. I only ever buy SPD when I really need skills that will always activate in the midrace as a trigger for tail.
>>557125190The socks are the best part
It's really remarkable how the game is able to keep releasing umas whose personality just wins you over and makes you want to pull for them anyway, even though you had no intention of doing that. Holy FUCK those 4 chapters of Chiyono were cute. She's an adorable earnest cinnamon roll and I'm tempted to dump 30k on her just because she's so winsome. Staying the course is a lot harder than it sounds when you have 43k carats and they're burning a hole in your pocket. Kitasan banner cannot come soon enough.don't even MENTION the Ardan banner or I'm going to scream, it does not exist she cannot tempt me
>>557127331post the deck you use for cap, and maybe an uma or two
>>557127679>Staying the course https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybQ_ObZ9BaA
>>557127679I skip through the preview chapters of every character's story and only go back to read them once the banner is over. They had me pulling on fucking Jordan for fuck's sake.
You are trying to hard nigga, nobody likes that whore chiyo but redditors
From what I've seen, we can continue playing previous scenarios, right? What would be the best scenario for a f2p in the future?
Umapyoi later
>>557127849The latest scenario
>>557127849>What would be the best scenario for a f2p in the future?the latest scenario
>>557127331>Get 3/5 wins multiple times in Round 1, get to Group A and get pummeled (1/5) or barely miss out (2/5) and go down to Group B finalshahahahahahaha this is EXACTLY what happens to me, never won plat, long CM's murder me. The closest I've gotten was the Tenno Sho CM after Oonige Suzuka dropped, she curbstomped her way to A finals but failed her witchecks and got 3rd place. Very disappointed, she's my #1 oshi, but it is what it is.
>>557127849You always want to play the newest one because they always get power crept.
>>557127840
>>557127679I basically use CMs as an excuse to keep me playing since the story content is relatively sparse (obv it stops for each uma after a career+7 stories+maybe an event someday) - but yeah, there's a very strange magic to Umamusumes where since the writers have RL inspiration to pull on, it creates just tons of great characters. I'm pretty confident I've never encountered a game with so many characters that not only do I love a ton, I actively don't hate any of them. Closest would be like indifference toward Ryan, which could just be the hair debuff.
I got a promotion this month and I am now very tempted to paypig for umas that are just barely not must rolls. I know it is a bad idea but I don't have much else to spend money on.
>>557127827anons talking about why they liked Tosen, Helios, Palmer, and Shichi had me almost pulling on Jordan's banner, I get you.
>>557121530Cute
Friendly reminder that open league is the true pvp. Graded is just p2w whale fest, there's no skill there
>>557128178But will this happen for Air Shakur
>>557127827But Jordan's character is great, even if she wasn't below room temperature IQ.
>>557127840Chiyo has been one of the most posted umas since launch, yer either a newfag or pathetic hater. Pic was saved 8/24
>>557128225So if I save up 100k carats and get the best support am I a whale in your eyes?>f2p btw
>>557128134Same. There's very, very few I don't like. Fuku's voice is annoying to me, but she and Doto are adorable retards together. Opera O's original outfit grates on me and I find her loud, theatrical brash irritatingly off-putting, and Agnes is just /uma/ turned INTO an uma, no thanks. But 3, borderline two umas that don't resonate with me (and each of them I'm sure has a dedicated fanbase here) out of what, 47 so far? Not counting the 1 and 2*? Is very, very impressive.
>>557128308do not seriously reply to bait, brother
I love Rice
>>557128453fuku has a tragic backstory and deserves to be loved and to succeed for that alone
>>557128225I watch footages of open league and it's just non-stop domination for people who know what they're doing. People are achieving 90%+ winrate even when they can bring Air Groove for Groundwork. Pick your poison.
>>557128304anon.......that's his POINTyou've spent too much time around Jordan, I'm afraid.....
>>557128225beating whales is pretty entertaining with f2p deck.
>>557127772
>>557128590I have no idea how I'd even start prepping for Open League CMs. The minmaxxing autism has got to be off the charts.
She's def her mothers daughter, funny event. Shame we don't get to see GC in the dress
I have lice
>>557128670nta but HAH that's almost exactly what I used for my little minx. She's my most consistent lobby winner.
>>557128670expected a worst deck with you saying you're a B leaguer. Personally I stopped running king/fuku because I like getting +4s from race wins, whether it adds up enough to offset, idk. That curren should be able to get to A finals, but would have to see those skills - skill choice is tight in sprint it seems, a dead skill can be a huge waste
>>557119313Surely they won't make the same mistake again.
>>557128857Lucky.
>>557129046They did the same mistake 3 times with Chinks and Gooks
>>557128896itd require some awful luck to not get A finals with an uma like this. Like, nonstop falcos and strong Els. Otherwise should be np
>>557127890i don't get it
>>557128732Not really. You'll meet a lot of clueless opponents. Just consult other people's ideas and decide the stat distribution and skills that you want. Usually stats are king, with 1 or 2 vital skills for acceleration. I say this as someone who's never done it, but watching people who did.
Why are umas so fucking gay?
I'm pretty sure theyve ninja hotfixed acu. I've gotten it like 4? times in the last week. When I had gotten it ZERO since unity came out
>>5571291354th time is the charm
>>557129304yurigameget with the times, cuck
>>557129135Surely they care about global....
I will buy Inari One expensive shampoos and conditioners under the pretense of rewarding her for her strong performance but in reality it will all be to make her pigtails even softer and even fluffier and even nicer smelling
>>557129417>MALE yuritard>calling others the c wordhmmmmmmmmmmm
>>557129125cute
>he's not ready for front meta domination
>>557129325She got busted out of jail with the release of her support card.
>>557129497seriously whats with /pol/ack tier newfags not understanding yuri? STRAIGHT males created and/or popularized yuri you dumb neigha.
>>557129710Dober X Digi is peak
>Playing the game feels awful>Stop doing autistic shit like making the perfect parent pre-spark locking>Have funhmmmmmmmuch to be learned
Danchou... I abandoned 3 runs today
>>557127890
>>557117234Likes to compete with her friend and is generally nice to other people
>only pull for your oshi>pull support only for your oshianything else is being a metafag
>>557129616>things that will never happenI'm a frontfag (pull schedule is pic related), but they have distinct, numerous disadvantages in late-race acceleration that have not really been overcome yet. They require much greater highrolling than other styles, because they need a shitton of mid-race skills or their lead evaporates, a particular problem with Big Nig Suzu. So you need godtier stat rolls and G1's to come around at the precise moments when you have lots of energy and no good trainings and this needs to happen the entire career. Whereas you can just stick Ryan, Dober, and Oguri as parents for Vodka and watch her catapuls towards the finish line in mile/medium races, or stack accels on Taiki/Pasa until the cows come home.
>>557130160So true!
>>557129325I feel they upped her rates for the card. I've gotten it more than I recall when I was grinding in URA and only saw her like 5 times in 100s of runs of unity
>>557130165>Hokko TarumaeWho the fuck is that? I've never seen anyone talk about this uma
>>557130253>hanukka umamy condolences
I'm part metafag, I guess. Love my Suzuka, love me Maruzensky, love me Tamamo Cross, love me Brian (don't have her yet, SOON).
>>557130346She is pure sex
>>557130346idolfag uma like shart flaco
>have a diverse cast of characters I like>draw supports that make them all stronger>enjoy playing a diverse cast of characters>struggle for success, making me more attached to the moments when my team does succeedoshifags don't actually play the game. they're just mentally ill.
>>557130346someone posted lewd fanart of her five months ago and I can't get her out of my head ever since. Anons post webms of her quite often, you'll see. She is 100% pure sexo, and cute too.
>>557130432>said diverse cast of characters twiceits over. my reputation is ruined and my argument is in shambles.
>>557130596what does a torena have to say to get his uma in her underwear like that?
Why are the best UMAS autistic?For example, Suzuka runs better without thinking about strategies
>>557130432Who's your team? (arbitrary rule: 9 umas in a team)>Suzuka>Rice Shower>Tamamo Cross>Narita Brian>Maruzensky>Mejiro McQueen>Curren Chan>Gold Ship>Vodka
>>557128134Umamusume is the kind of lightning in a bottle IP that is impossible to replicate>combine idols and horse racing>characters use inspiration of classic anime tropes based on the real horses achievements or actual personalities>it balances slice of life and pure sports kino and concerts and none feel out of place>setting so strong it makes a shitty glorified roguelike gacha game bearable and even enjoyable at times
man.. im already capped on wit in sep, but it wont give me fuckin speed rainbows.. bittersweet problem
>>557130715"Please"
>>557128225>be f2p>get into graded A anywaySkill issue lmao
>>557130881This, it's all it takes.
>>557130765RiceBourbonDaiwaCafeNatureTurboJordanMarvHelios
Its too bad this has been a botched run since classic year
sweepy? why is there a C+ uma in my veteran list?you will be punished for this
man this race is so unfair in chiyos career wtf
>>557131228git gud
>>557130765FalcoMaruSuzukaTurboPalmerHeliosKitasan ScarletBakushin O
>>557131228She looks kinda mischievous thereI kinda like that
>>557131362>helios on 6>no fuku on 7>no scarlet number 1Almost perfect
Why can Umas like Nishino and Sweep Tosho run, but Taishin isn't allowed to?
>>557130718They're dumb like me and it can't get anymore (You) than that.
Today I learned horses have an AEI aka average earning index. Kita is dangerously employed.
Is this good?
>>557131560what a majestic creature, he's one of the most magnificently beautiful horses I've seen. Uma Musume and by extension have really made me appreciate the Thoroughbred's beauty.
>>557131764>MedGo back to the mines
God why is she so hot
Are you having fun, /uma/?also failed the acupuncturist event in the same run, some seeds are just diabolical
>>557131539Nishino is a prodigy, and she mainly runs sprints which are barely above dirt races in terms of popularity so she doesn't have to worry about being trampled.No clue about Sweepy, I guess she's just a beast.
>>557131556reminder that Twin Turbo releases for global on my imouto's birthday, 3 November. How many statues will we need to instantly 3* her?
>>557131228lol
>>557131539everybody hates taishin
>>557132126Wow they really want Maru to rape Chiyo
>>557131764Fuji hogged all the whites, jeez. But that medium really goes against the pink combo, even if 9* power makes a great stat boost.
>>557131764looks good for mant
>>557132063also, is she the only uma who looks FORWARD to being poked? only makes the fail funnier
>>557132118The first 100 are 250 all after that cost 5 each or 125 per batch of 25Let her savor the 1 star turbo gameplay so that the 3 star feels better
Sasami support is a lot more reliable than I thoughtHitting that final chain before summer and healing 90+ energy is so satisfying
>>557132315I'm convinced her appearance rate was bugged before the patch and they never bothered to fix it because no one gave a fuck.
heard you wanted secret event are you ready to earn it?
I wonder what Cygames actually expected from global's release? Uma obviously overperformed but are current player-counts still above or below their target, whatever that target was.
>>557132651the raped secret event
I wish they'd do other games with the IP, bros... I'd kill for some kind of 3D game, anything.
Do I return to UMA MUSUME?
>>557132751you'll never know because cygames prefers to host shitty epstein island game shows instead of communicating with their playerbase
Mambros...
does sweepy work for this piece of shit carnival event?
>>557132819You just missed the CM where Hanukkah Oguri circumcised everyone, but sure
>>557132989That's literally just spamming jellies why would it work
>>557132989>absolute state of botters
>>557132815Getting something like Relink would be asking a little much, but I'd never be against them doing something more than a 4 (four) minigame collection.
>does sweepy work for this piece of shit carnival event?Cygames PLEASE
This is a quick reminder that you will roll for Mejiro Wife.
>>557133409hey intern-kun here, what am I supposed to do
>>557133295>can't click buttons for 20 minuteshow do they even make it out of bed in the morning?
Wait I forgot they let you slot in your team already. I actually hit autofill and the fact that my Stego got put in rather than Buena Vista means that I really should probably get a good run for her anyway because she's on my Team Race team and yet...
>>557130346Another local idol but specifically from Tomakomai and also best friends/rivals with Rickey and Acute
>>557133418I already have the best mejiro
>>557127312>is outdatedstill seems the same to me
>>557130346The gif with her bouncy udders gets posted occasionally.
>>557125190this
>>557130346the idol of Sandgem Town
is sweepy broswhy cant she find the borrow card that i put on the setting
>>557133663wrong thread, retardwhy do JP uma players get mixed up so often? Are they really that stupid?
>>557134184it's not fun being in a dead thread
>>557133957I only look at the github page from time to time and doesnt use it but apparently some cards' names are on chinese. probably that?
>>557133663Is Still also super tiny? She's barely taller than Stego?
Something will go horrendously wrong in this run, I just know it
>>557134252153 cm vs 142cm
>>557134268It's going to be losing unity cup
>>557133834>SauceNao actually returned a fucking resultholy shit, stop the pressesthat show was kind of shit but also kind of awesome, I liked it.
>>557134380bullshit saucenao never works I don't believe you
German milk.
>>557134324Damn
>>557134268your shichi is a bit retarded
>>557134223Not too different from us then
>>557134223why is the JP general dead?
>>557134512calm down it's for Aquarius
>>557134252153 cm, B72 W50 H76. She's very petite in general
>>557133418Soon....Actually not soon. These two weeks are gonna be hell..
>>557134512Trust the plan
>>557134380i remember the show vividly exactly because of that scene
>>557132751Dude this shit is printing money, as its branching up to the point people reserve entire horse racing tracks for cosplay meme events.
Can El Condor Paizuri work as an end closer?
>>557134429try it. I had to try iqdb first, then it suggested saucenao so I said what the hell and it worked.
>>557134626Gold City Bukkake
What was the TT cut off point on last week?
>>557134550Cute smol hors
>turf S sprint S and spurt and ignited spirit PWR>rainbows dry up after summer>back to back sleep deprived>100 off cap at the endWhy does the game have to be like this?
>>557134748590~
Shichi's expensive racewear got all muddy...
>>557134748599K is enough
>>557134694SHE WOULD NEVER MY WIFE IS INNOCENTTHIS IS FUCKING SLANDER
watching twin turbo IRL races fills me with so much joy seeing such a tiny horse run with all its energy its so inspiring its almost insane that it could have won the arima kinen
>>557130509>>557133818>86-56-85how the fuck does she hide those fat tits of hers?
>>557134846Suzuka is a delinquent, she's a criminal in the making.
>>557134812gold city (prostitute)
>>557134846Are you implying your wife WOULDN'T go fast?
>>557133185nyoooo not the propagandaaaaaaaa
>>557134812I like her festival racewear, her original is ok but it makes her look a bit too much like a prostitute, I like her card art better
Say the line, Rudolf.
>>557134184wrong thread, divegrass tranny schizowhy do dive faggots get mixed up so often, seething away in there? are YOU really that mentally ill?
>>557134895I love the race where she oonige's for Teio >"THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU NEVER GIVE UP!!!!">gasses out just after crossing the finish linebased little savage gremlin, nearly brought a tear to my eye, it did.
>>557134550>153 cm, B72 W50 H76My my my, My Kind of Woman...
3 days of borrowed parent runs I got fuck all dirt sparks to show for on my Pasa/Taikis
>>557135175divegrass? the fuck's that? eat shit, this here's a thread for uma musume global. Why are you in it if not to discuss uma musume global?
>>557114991Why did she do that
>>557133957>>557134230There's a custom tab
>Senior classic summer >Still haven't popped a single cherryWow, the game's never screwed me that hard before.
>>557134694
>>557135339marking her male
>>557135339MARKED
Valentine is in 2 days. Which Uma are you planning confessing to?I... I have some plans with certain orange haired girl...
I keep jobbing Mile G1s for some reason and missed my 1m fans because of it
>>557135235>this came up after postingniggor
>>557135678Haha...
...
>>557135743...
>>557135678>>557135724I dont feel like using my TP today...
oguri sisters i thought WE were the most loved idol horse....
If you are playing on the Japanese server you do not belong here. Even retards playing on KR have more of a right to post here than JP posters when there is literally a fucking thread for JP Uma. Go there. Stop shitting up this thread with stolen screenshots because we know you don't play the game anyway and just want to shitpost.
>>557131228>she has the fist raised 2nd placeso she has the one hand on hip bad loss pose too? i thought they would've given her the the more cutesy set of poses
>>557126259Yeah I have no clue what altchan he meant. Every one I've heard of is dead as fuck now.
>>557135743She knows something we don't
I miss comfy gaslights...
ping pong
where do you guys get your Uma hentai? danbooru? twitter? pixiv is kinda discartedis there a booru I don't know?
why you hate front runner style?
>>557136361same place you always got it https://exhentai.org/g/3681226/39324a0c55/
>>557136361From Ai-chan
If you are divegrass on the witshart server you do belong here. Even VF playing on the witshart have more of a divegrass to post here than tranny posters when there is literally a fucking divegrass for JP witshart. Go divegrass. Stop divegrass up in this divegrass thread with stolen rye grass because we know you don't play the divegrass anyway and just want to sloptubers.the last 3 screenshots in the thread are literally from global
>>557136361kemono if you know the artists
>>557136409needs way too much effort to be good
>>557136409Too boring for me. There's no excitement at seeing them win
>>557136409too demanding to build, they only compete with each others, unlike other positionsi also hate falcon
I have done so many ace runs for capricorn and not gotten speed star in a single one. 50% of the runs finemo doesn't even finish her event chain (I only have two SSRs in my deck so it shouldn't do this) and in the other 50% she doesn't give me the skill. whoever designed these garbage ass mechanics for getting skills needs to be fucking flayed alive.
>>557136361reddit
>>557135896Narita Bryan..
>>557136409I don't hate fronts, but building the other styles is just infinitely easier
>>557136409I don't, front running is the only truly honest way of running.
>>557136470give a list of uma artists.
>>557136409I didn't want to grind for parents and grandparents every single CM for the relevant 3 greens for groundwork activation + groundwork itself
>>557136409I didn't bother grinding Groundwork sparks
Whoops almost forgot to use 1.7k doto coins
>>557136595sometimes you have to just say fuck it and take a break. I did 10 borrow in a row, and she either did the third event in spring Classic year when I had 400 wit, or fucked off and never finished, or agemasen'd me when I HAD 885 FUCKING WIT WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME YOU IRISH FUCKING WHOREand that is when I took a breather. I eventually got it, but>whoever designed these garbage ass mechanics for getting skills needs to be fucking flayed aliveyou're goddamn right.
>>557136417AIEEEE UMA HORSE PORN
>>557135356thanks
>>557136756Now that TTL is widely available, while groundwork is still good, taking the lead is better. Obviously it's best to have both, but I'm not sure if it's worth the effort, now that TTL is so good.
>Fail a 4% during turn 4 of senior summer after successfully gambling double percentages too many times
hahahaha Maruzensky's trainer didn't hit fancount requirement
Is the Chiyo song on the jukebox?
>>557136361ehen or sadpanda.
You hate front runners now, but when Summer Maru support arrives, suddenly everyone will be building fronts
>>557136595I don't even try to get gold of RNG skills. If I absolutely need to run the RNG card then I'll go with whatever the card gives me and not redo my ace run if I got good stats and good run from the said run.I had like 8 borrowed run trying to get Head-On from Mayachi and she never gave it to me not even once
>>557136904Yeah, since she makes building fronts easier
>>557136904True... my poor Maru will still be suffering since she can't use her card and almost every groundwork parent has Maru in the lineage
>>557136595im ok with just prepare to pass if i have double circle mile corner or pace chaser corner. if i dont have any of those, i kill myself
>>557124792Why would you want to avoid Americans? We're based
>>557136361sadpanda but you have to go back to the pastcurrent year uma uploads are like 90% [AI Generated]
>>557136884why are you asking bakushin
>>557137164Stop asking questions
Holy FUARK a 3* dirt for FREE?
>first ever falcon run>200 151 250 130 220>2nd place debut raceI haven't lost a debut race in a surprisingly long time, so this feels... vexing.
>>557137340>2power 3dirtexplooddee
>>557136884No.
>>557137340Fuck you
>>557137340LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>renting an uma>person changes it to a worse uma with worse inheritancesfuckingwhy
>>557137381>last 2 days have zero dirt racesholy fuck me thats what I get for not scouting
uma for this feel?
>>557137340Grats bwo. I'm sitting on this Macky until I attempt to cycle her into something stronger, would have liked that wit to at least being 2* but can't pass up the 3* dirt either.
no one cares, didn't ask shut the fuck up
I care!! Keep sharing your achievements guis!
>>557138176based normal anon
>Trying to make last minute aces for Capricorn>14 turf sparks on parents>only get turf aptitude 10% of the timeI'm gonna fucking end it
>>557138176Who keeps making these? They're funny.
>>557120794how do I put in the least amount of effort into this game while still getting the most carats I can until then
>>557137658anon did that during Seiun era to cuck out competitorswho was that again?
UUUUUUUUUUUU UMADACHIUUUUUUUUUUUU UMAPYOI UMAPYOI
>>557138525>based artist>based uma>based hons
>>557138176based wholesome daughterino
>>557138595
>>557137898Just win the G1 Turf races bro
>>557139005mucho funni
did I hit the jackpot?
>>557139041She wins the Satsuki Sho with turf D a lot of the time. Surface aptitudes don't seem to matter much for career.
>>557139137The G2 I did says otherwise.
Aaaaaah, I need to gambleThe valentines banner is too far away
>>557138595>>557138820We HATE Cheval Grand
>>557139130Close
>>557138613
>>557139586I think its a really good GGP for MANTthough I'd be lying if I said I'd like a mile spark but thats just greed
>>557138329
Hugging Maru for getting first place in a race
>kitasan's 100 specialty priority being an absolute lie>Lost to Riko with 2 circle 3 double circle This is so sad. This could have been the god Taiki too. Second run I had today where I had amazing inspirations and skills but the cards just didn't want to cooperate and statline suffered
>>557133737
i had a dream about something and softly punched the wall in real life and now I'm hereumamusume
>single circle affinity parents to bring Suzuka dirt to ADo I do this...? Do I hate myself that much...? Are they any anons with dirty Suzuka yet? Do you go for double or single?
>>557139130good grandparent. but you gotta have pink spark 3 to be usable as a direct parent. non negotiable unfortunately.
>>557134549yes and...? you still need wit for it
>all those umas that didnt make it into tracen from cinderella gray>all those uma students that quit or got dropped from tracen>taishin nearly got dropped>urara is still in tracenTracen needs to be reevaluated for it academic system and then investigated for cases of arranged marriages without the consent of the human partyThis shit doesn't make sense
i wish an umamusume would sit on my face
>>557139994FineMo sex
>>557140579like... an ace?
Reminder that people only like King Halo because her mom was mean to her and they want her to get comeuppance. King on her own is annoying as fuck.
>>557140638I like Halo because I want to fuck her in the ass.
>>557140638wtf is this true
>>557140689>>557140638Shut up,
I'll spend the next week or so seeing if I can make a decent dirt/mile parent for Aquarius, but I want to start making tracks towards good Long parent for Pisces. I failed Libra (got into Group A and lost every race in Round 2. Every one) and want to redeem myself. Team:>Kitasan Black/Super Creek (haven't decided which) >Tamamo Cross>Gold ShipPisces starts on March 25, little over a month from now, should be enough to time a good 8* power, Long/Spurt/ McQueen I can use on Tamamo and Golshi, and an 8* stam Long....probably McQueen (Angling doesn't seem to have any effect in Pisces) for Kitasan. >inb4 parents have to be remade in MANTgetting more 8* parents isn't going to be any faster in the new scenario
>>557140698No. She's great. The mom thing helps her have a good career story but is not required.
>>557140638I think is is cute and a good mother figure of Haru.
>My left hand is tinglingIs over for me, bros?
>>557140179Finemo hasn't shown up at all in my last three Taiki runs, I'm taking a break from this shit.
>saved 30k for Chiyono>got her on the first 10-pull...Huh.Guess I'll be dropping 30k on Satono Diamond after all.
>>557140765You want to make parents in MANT because right now you can abuse the affinity mechanic where ALL graded races count towards affinity, in the future this will be nerfed.So if your parents have 40 WON graded races the affinity is going to be insane. You won't be gambling sparks anymore. That's why you need to make parents in MANT, otherwise URA would still be king.
>>557140618i love ace so much
Cute Rice Shower picture #1923983084972
>My right hand is tinglingIs over for me, bros?
>>557140373I'm tempted to try it. I'm borrowing a 9* dirty Oguri but I'll see if I can find an uma with better Suzu affinity. But that G hurdle.....that's a toughie. And on top of that you a shitton of midrace skills and maybe groundwork, plus a solid 700ish stamina if you're big nigging. It's a tough bar. How much do we love her?
CAN YOU FUCKING NOT???
>>557140963GET YOUR FAT ASS OUT OF HERE I ALREADY HAVE YOU AT 5*
>>557140373 >>557140954I was using single circle for Fuku sprint and only got 1 sprint inspo every 5-7 runs. This was after I mutated a suzuka (best affinity with Fuku) to be her sprint parent. If you need 2 then you really gotta make a specific lineage to make that happen.
Two Onsen tickets in a row2 Mile CI hate it here.
>>557140826probably just fell asleep
>urara's trainer never gets mentioned in others' careers but trainers of other umas get mentioned all the time in other careers>urara's classmate-parents(aka king, opera etc etc) never appear in her career>if urara has a trainer, urara never gets classmate-parents>if urara has classmate-parents, urara never gets a trainerWhat the fuck is this bullshit
>>557140638kings pretty sexy desu
Samson Big
>>557141225Branching timeline, The best urara route is her winning L'arc and Arima kinen.
>>557141225because no one picked her irlno one would her as a traineepicking her is an active defiance against keiba/the three goddess that's why she will always lose and if she wins, everyone acts like it never happenedtldr fuck urara
>>557141421Uh, what's the story behind this horse? I heard something about doping or something like that
>>557141446>active defiance against keibaNYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM
>>557141225she will always do her best on any timeline
umangos
>>557140765realistically you should be focusing on grandparents more than anything else because of what >>557140896 said. Because of the racing focus in MANT, your 'parent' runs will run basically the same number of races as your aces but just with different cards to try to pick up the relevant skills. Unless you're a grinder, that isn't worth it, just run ace runs with your best unity grandparents early in MANT to learn the ropes, run lots of races, and pick the best sparks from those to run as your parent/s for pisces. You even have the benefit of your team all having high affinity with each other, so you can use those test ace runs early in MANT as parents as long as they've got the right pinks and decent whites (blues are less relevant as long as you're still hitting 5-6* worth because of the stat creep in MANT). Rudolf or special week would both be good choices for GPs because of their high affinity and ability to run a ton of G1s even in unity but you'll be playing the pink spark roulette. Main consideration is to make sure you pick up daring strike and straightaway spurt because those will be high value whites
>>557140896>in the future this will be nerfed.why tho
>>557141594>daring strikereally for the white version?
>>557141643You don't race every other turn after the suffering that is MANT
>>557140896uh, anon, they make it so g1s literally count as 3 instead of 1 point. So, yeah.. if they remove g2/g3 affinity, that means your old parents would become useless if that was a large component
>>557141594That's a pretty convincing argument, it's at least worth trying, and I can always fall back on my reserve plan if it's ineffective. I can't imagine MANT will make the parent grind much faster though. I doubt the importance of 9* blues ever fully goes away.
bros???
>>557141695yes, if you're running end closers you WILL be using mr cb wit to get the gold and the spark is just for discounting it. Daring strike is as strong (or maybe as strong as) straightaway spurt because of how long it lasts on long CMs. Pushes you right up into the back of the late surgers, then you hit spurt, nimble navigator (no easy way to get NSM in MANT without tanking your stats) and maybe pump iron. It's important to get the early start white spark just because you'll always be buying the gold version
man i love parent farming16 different g1 wins with no race sparks is a little insulting
>>557142108
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvoWpVmJHgI
>Chiyonote>note = noto>Chiyono(t)Otruly umazing
>>557142130>>557142289why is inchou so dominant?
We must maintain the big uma agenda
>>557141920something else I forgot to mention - umas that can't easily hit at least B mile are at a big disadvantage in general for MANT because of how many of the early races are miles. You can tank it and accept that you're losing out on a few hundred total stats and SP, or build your grandparents to have as many mile sparks as possible to try to hit at least C mile which is generally enough to win the early miles about half the time.
can someone tell me how I'm fucking up reading these umalator results? Every applicable accel skill I could find for fronts loaded up, and the front runner STILL loses to a no-skill pacer by almost 2 lengths most of the time. What the hell is this? Spurt rate with this statline is 100%.
>>557142612It is good and right
>>557142718umalator doesn't simulate positioning
>my gambling addiction is sated by running urara because of multiple gamblings + the biggest gamble of turf or distance sparkHoly shit, this is awesomeI found THE horse
>>557142718>umalatorthere's your problem
>>557142718runaways have much lower late race top speed and acceleration, frontrunners too but to a lesser extent. I think the umalator is kind of fucky with positioning but in my test rooms I don't often see a front runner win
>>557142954Falco sprint status?
Why is she like this
Which training should I do last?
>>557142718Oonige needs the unrestrained + groundwork + TTL like fucking infinity stones she still isn't winning much even if she's perfec thought
>>557143102kek, it's always the canopus trainer or at least a variation when nature is drawn yearning, everything is the same except the bangs
https://jiggie.fun/O__O_O__Ohttps://jiggie.fun/O__O_O__Ohttps://jiggie.fun/O__O_O__O
I farted
>>557142718what is this diddy blud doing on the umalator
>>557142941literally me...
>>557143169curren...
>>557143069Unrestrained doesn't work, Angling doesn't work, Red Shift doesn't work. Fronts don't have any viable accels as far as I can tell, other than the ones available to pacers and lates too, and they have access to others on top of it. I loaded up a Taiki/Pasa with same statline and got a 7 length win, so sadly I don't think this is going to be a Suzuka race.
Does Urara add those bandaids for fun?
>>557143123My Suzuka won Scorpio
Nakayama Festa, maybe?
>>557143169teioposter...
>>557143162>canopus trainer>picks an entire team of jobbersWhat was his end goal
>>557143278training Team Canopus
>>557142718Ooniges win by creating big gap in Early Race and keep the lead by escaping 2nd FrontYou have give them ALL the Groundwork tool for them to work
>>557143278He's just like me fr fr
>>557143278He's there for Natie and picked other jobbers for her
>>557143234Fast carrot
>>557143278he and his team should've been the protags and Spica being the rival team, fuck that Hana whore and her ragtag Tobias-tier team
>>557143278i look like this and i do this
Kingu...
>>557143102translators onegai
>>557142718>Gaslightator
>>557143278>this is the trainer nature wants to bang so badNaturebros???
>>557143278i would do the same not gonna lie as long an uma had something to prove my retarded ass would keep supporting her
>>557143449porn scenarios being toned down to respect Cygames' guidelines will never not be funny
>>557115934noyes (haha…)yesyesyesyesnonomore like “is having one”
>>557143503literallty me
>>557143339that's what I was missing, thanks. Uphill battle, though, median victory against an unskilled pacer was less than 3 lengths. Not sure if making big nig suzie is going to be worth it.
>>557143234The longer track + Unrestrained working on medium CM Scorpio might have given her the advantage to create a big gap and winning. This will be the first time we see Unrestrained works on a mile CM so we'll see if that still holds true or not
>>557143503 >this is the trainer nature wants to bang so badWrong. It's me.
>>557143503That's literally me
>>557143624Unrestrained works in Aquarius?
Frontfags, do I still need groundwork for my ace if I'm using Suzuka as another front?
>>557117234she’s seething all the time
>>557115934>Curren Chan when she sees an anon respond with yes to all of the above
>>557143680Not 100% of the time, it can proc early and whiff the late race
>>557143680If it procs on the correct spot, you have 3 out of 4 chance to proc it correctly
>>557117693she’s so roundcute
>>557143680about 15-20% of the time, yes.
>>557143278He's not my type appearance wise but I think he's handsome enough that most umas and ningen women would like him.
>>557143608I'm still bringing oonige Suzu to swat the annoying Falcos
>>557115934I'm only the first and the last one ngl
>>557143743Why this brat run so weird?
Who is the dumbest uma Like negative IQ
>>557143431>fuck that Hana whore and her ragtag Tobias-tier teamNever thought about it, but Hana's team being a bunch of legendary Umas is a pretty apt comparison.
>>557143943Femmaxxing
>>557117234shes an old car
They are almost all stupid but I don't think I've seen one stupider than Urara yet
>>557143680it is A LITTLE less gamba than sprint CM but still a gamba
>>557115934I have to get a haircut every month or 2 my families hair genes are too strong
>>557144010>>557144091
>>557143943it's peak Mare running form
>>557143807let's check that. >final corner is 225m>late-race begins in the last 33m of those 225m>33 chances out of 225 is 14.6% chance>85% chance of doing absolute dogshit nothingNo, Unrestrained does not work on Aquarius.
>>557144091Jordan is exacly 1 IQ above Urara so there's her if you discount Urara because she's special
>>557144335Is she the dumbest of the gyaru bunch? I thought Helios would be dumber than Jordan.
>>557144368Yep thats my wife.
>>557144202You have to take into account skill duration as well. It certainly isn't 75%, but it's definitely more than 15% seeing as Taiki's unique works and that triggers at the halfway mark of the final corner.
>>557144335I was thinking almost exactly the same thing, and next time I play Bakushin's career and get the For Love event with Urara, I'm screencapping it for evidence, that cute pinkshit is dumber than a box of rocks, and no mistake.
Helios has three master's degrees
>>557115934YesYesNoMaybe slightly? I'm fitNah I'm fucking jackedYesNoYesYesdoes this mean I can date cute fillies now
>>557144438In what?
now what do I do
>>557144485Memes, Sparkly Thing Studies, and Daitaku
>>557144430yes, but the skill only activates on a random point in the last corner. If it activates in the last 10% of the corner, for example, it will carry over into late-race etc and that's great. But the odds for it to activate at all are less than 15%. 85% of the time it will do absolutely nothing.
>>557144501redo them after MANTduh
>>557115934yesyesjust a fewyesyesyesnononowhere the hell is the new butter bread?
>>557144448>yes>yes>yes>no>no>no>no>no>no
chowayo chiyo o supiki debaseo
>>557144501Redo your El and Digital, those are atrocious
>>557144554but thats 2 weeks away
>There's a secret Akebono tech that makes you use Sasami card for corner recovery X to drain your stamina and proc the unique
>>557144501deck/sparks for Oguri and Pasa? Goddamn, anon
The only good Chiyoposter is a dead Chiyoposter.
next butter will be bread
>>557144675whats wrong with the digitan?
I didn't know I desperately needed this until just now. It's 0230 and I'm being lulled to contentment by the dulcet sweet tones of Super Creek. God bless that VAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZXyyFJPkjw
What's the better way to reach 600 stam, stam sparks or power sparks + riko?
>>557144823>"It's not flawless therefore it's shit"
>>557144703this is pasa's11* power 2* speed 1* wit 4* unity 2* urafor oguri I luckshitted highlander and 1.5cc from unity trainingssame deck but with borrowed natie instead of motion
>>557144823Uncapped speed mainly. No Pump as well but based on public lobby testing it's really hard to be 6th because of the sheer number of Fronts and Pace so maybe you're right to skip it.
>>557144432
>>557144868Riko can take you to 600 with just 3* stam sparks and bursting on power.
>>557145146It's times like this I wish I had even 1lb SSR RikoI have a 0lb R Riko, that's enough, r-right?
>>557144868just bring riko and finish her eventpower is important because the final straight is uphill again so you want as many power sparks as possible
>>557144989that's very encouraging, getting almost 600stam with those sparks/deck, I've got those cards minus Riko, will have to either get some stam sparks, use my shitty 0lb R Riko, or borrow SSR Riko. I'll experiment tomorrow.
baker san?
>>557144923Lates have always needed 1200 Mile S to have a good chance of winning though? My Vodkas only started winning in CM3 and CM5 after I got Mile S on them.
>>557145262I saw that.
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>>557145410I guess chocolate that melts at lower temperatures is fine too
screw it, I'll bake. Next image can be the OP if it's not gay.
dumb falcon
>>557145334there's a 6* stam 1* wit 8* mile mummy creek out there, add in maybe 3-6* of stam from your own parent and take wit cards with high TE (dober SR), and you can hit 601 stam pretty easily
>>557126736I hope you enjoy it as much as I do.I started reading it for Brian but with every new read through I start like more and more characters
>>557145226Only one way to find out anon.
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Next thread will be chiller
>>557145575THIS VILLIAN
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>>557145667>>557145667Mommy thread!
>>557145262Something seems off about that uma, Torena-dono
>>557144731Doto would probably say this
>>557143449Kawakami Princess saves the day once again!
>>557144485Music, Kinesiology, and PARTYING
>>557144731the doto and that one chiyo poster bicker with each other
