Previous: >>557207260>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Sakura Chiyono O (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Sasami Anshinzawa (Pal), SR Tamamo Cross (Guts), SSR Riko Kashimoto (Pal), SSR Tazuna Hayakawa (Pal)Current CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mMain Story Chapter 5 is out01/27 - New Beginnings Part 102/11 - 02/19 - Sakura Chiyono O+Tazuna SSR+Riko SSR Rerun02/13 - 02/19 - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Valentine Taiki Shuttle (3*), Valentine Sounds of Earth (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru, SSR Neo UniverseNew Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
self inserting is inherently fascist
Rickey!
this bread will be butter
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>>557228724she's a big uma
We dont like flats and flatliners ITT
>>557226941Anyone who's voting for option: No, wait for cutoff is one piece of shit for a human being. Game is tiring as is and several clubs are already struggling to get 30/30. Doing it for funsies or (((((troll)))))) is just pathetic.
>>557228796>>557228796>>557228796>>557228796
Anything but a Ryan thread
>>557228513Two previous threads added an unnecessary link to the OP which makes >>557114158 the last proper previous thread
you forgot to add uma.guidedon't worry, I'll fix that next thread
uma.guide
seems like the only way for kingu to win a lobby is for the entire lobby to be extremely closeotherwise being in 4th or later at 200m means whoever's in first is two steps away from winning alreadyshe can't do the thing other paces do and win by being the best pacer out the corner because her unique wont trigger, and she will lose without itfeel like i wasted so much time trying to build a kingu only to come to this conclusion
>>557228803hot
>>557228820Dont the flatliner still get his carats, he just needs to be in the club for like 15 days
>>557228820...but no one voted for that though?
>>557228549I don't know what those are but I want them, when would be a good time to pull to maybe get them, the NTR banner? What is that..
Ok what are the actual odds for the fuku card event chain? It's failed 5 times in a row for me now
>>557228770
50/50
>>557228820flatliners have NO human rights
Why are you retards posting here, kys
>>557229123
>>557229131Damn that's hot, and canon
>>557228936it's this cm where the first 3ish separate off and 4th+ is further behind than usual. usually when late wins is from getting near the front pretty quickly too.
>>557228820it never ceases to amaze me how many people lurk this thread that simply don't give a shit about polls. If you posted this on uma xitter, it'd get thousands of votes - here, despite hundreds if not thousands of anons itt, responses are in the single digits. Fascinating stuff.
think to yourself, who would be mad about excluding the VF guide from the OP? now look at this thread... we have enemies among us...
Le fishe (formerly Bricked) (formerly Unbricked) is not full and recruiting two(2) people.If you're interested, feel free to reply to this with your Trainer ID so I can send you an invite!
>>557229123flash is highly dangerous beyond believe
With Capricorn (as in Peakricorn) starting soon, predict what the most damaging gaslight was.
Reminder that there's an /uma/ discord server
*seduces you*
>>557229304
>>557229347>he thinks there are hundreds of people here, thousands evenlole
>>557229432dirt S is just like turf S for this cm, more important than mile S
>>557229057For Uma, you could pull on the upcoming Valentine Bourbon in a few days, shes going to be the least effort frontrunner to build.CardsJust use up free pulls on NTR bannergo check https://uma.moe/timelineMaruzensky is still around June 1st appearance August is the better value
>>557229491what happened to the ip count
>>557229432Turbo Sprint + Rushing Gale, which turned into an actual good thing because it counters groundworkfags
>>557229347There are not hundreds of posters. Unless you mean spread out in the course of a month. At any given moment there are maybe a dozen posters at best and like ~30 lurkers.
>>557229476>>557228849Should I pull for her?
>>557229481I want luna to slap my face with her winter coat ears
>>557229481
>>557229628You must continue the Mejiro bloodline, torena-san
>>557229131is that supposed to be Happy Meek? Don't recognize her..
>>557229535it got removed to satisfy advertisers
>>557229432You niggers almost gaslit me into not training taiki I'd say that was pretty successful
>>557229672
>>557229643
>>557229761Taiki is bad, witgod said so
People finally noticed the difference between anime Teio and game Teio.Imagine being one of those people who tried the game due to how cool-yet-funny Teio in S2, only to see her get turned into bratty lolibait... it's amazing nips didn't sue cygames for false advertising back then.
>>557229364SUSAMONG US
>>557229761Same, this is why from now on before the current CM finishes, I'm looking at the next CM track in the umalator and seeing which unique accels work on it. Pasa and Taiki have put in work for Capricorn and Aquarius so far.
>>557229741it's mirako
>>557229741That's not Meek but she would also do this
>>557229183>one fan run gives me more than 4 ace runs for sprint cm2 fan runs a day and that's my max quota
>>557229867
>>557229628
>>557229892>marked
>>557230080>>557229727I really like her design
>OP has been purifiedWE'RE SAVED
>>557230064
>>557230020flatlining is 0 runs thougheverbeit
https://x.com/keiba_info_club/status/2022095876173484379?s=20
>>557230250what is the point of reposting this shit constantly its not even good art its just pathetic masturbationp
>>557230259Yeah and cms make me want to kill myself so i'll stop flatlining by the end of cm
>>557230294>another fatfuckWill FY ever get his donut...
>>557230250
>>557229867ayabe is extremely sexy
>>557230423>donutnyo
>>557230429
>>557229892Finemo trying to eat her trainer's neck is really cute
ChiyonoGOD...
>>557230551This better be FY's quirk
>>557230702For sure
>>557229514Alright, thank you, I like Bourbon and don't have her, so this is really great, hopefully I can pull her with minimal expenses! Could you please tell me what NTR is in uma context, I am very small and dumb
>>557230658
I took a break after the last CM and now i don't want to train a sprint uma...
>>557230891You can lazily and hastily train for a sprint as long as she has rushing gale/sprint turbo/plan X and she'll have a chance of winning
>>557230551Why is torena-san so mean?
>>557230862
>>557230819NTR is this uma, her support card is only useful for the scenario. We get free pulls from it. You can just borrow it since its easy to rack up fans.
>>557230672based based based based based based based based is that the chiyoCHAD from twitter?
>>557231038No donuts until the weekly dick marking
in what worlld does shooting for victory trigger too early, when all of your corner velocity's are triggering during the second half of the last cornerwas that the biggest gaslight i fell for super early and never questioned
>supposedly ardan has the most romantic career with trainer>is chiyo's groomis this ntr?
>>557231042
HOLY SHIThttps://x.com/kuma_chanshigeo/status/2021897670110118105?s=20
>>557231145Speed carryover gambling on the corner is a viable strat but the straight 50/50 is more """reliable"""
Brian LOVE
>>557231002How much STA is needed for sprint?
>>557231091O-oh GEEZ... yeah I'll definitely remember her now, thank you!
>>557228849Ardan wife yandere mode
>>557231249Jelly
>>557231294800+1 gold.
>>557231239gn
>>557229867More global folks need to see the charm of Admire Vega Wait, actually it's fine this way, so I can have Ayabe for myself
>>557231294200 or as low as your career would permit you as long you have high WIT
>>557229131Anon... the numbers...
>>557231249Horses/umas are so needy, literally big dogs
>>557231294901 + 5 whitesNo more, no less
>>557231249>right up the ass>gets closer, asking for more>turns out, asking for morehorses are just like dogs
Just give me power man... I'll even take 1* at this point
>>557231239touching ayabe in the cunt
>>557231443In the anime she basically wanted to die on the track and I remember asking myself, do umas still need a trainer to enter races? What was her trainer doing?
>>557231294350/350 stam/guts gives you 99% survival, 99% full spurt. But with 1000 wit, so does 250/250 stam/guts, because most of the track is a downhill, so high wit conserves stamina.
>>557232045Anime trainers are pretty useless
>>557228917buy an ad
Mambo!
Why is Chiyo's last race goal being stomped to dust by her mom?
I have a throbbing mamboner rn
>>557232575She's into that
>>557232575If you go and do the Arima Kinen on senior year there's also another stomper waiting for her, though it's optional but it does trigger a secret event on win
>>557232575Mom sees daughter get a big WThinks "she is ready, to get crushed"Mother goes on to stomp daughter into dust
>>557232575it's all so that later, during Christmas, you can comfort her like a good trainer
What do you think we'll see in the inevitable American scenario?>Closeup of a coin or dollar that says E Pluribus Uma on it>Pal card with giant American titties
>>557232575she's gon learn today
>>557231289Love
>>557232767What the fuck? What kind of skills does Cock and Balls have?
>>557232853Secretariat (Pal card)
>>557232951Don't remember the rest but she has encroaching shadow and 2 other golds
>>557232767>Long Ashe's glueez
>>557232853American Pharaoh Pal Card
>>557232767>1.1k speed 1k witAt least she doesn't have the bonus stats from her race wear
>>557232767>Chiyo is the secret first hard mode character>All the chars before are pissy baby bitch mode
>>557232853Belno scenario card
>>557232853what is the point of having non-jp umas? secretariat would rape and powercreep every other uma.
>>557232853forever young support card
>>557232853Uma version of Sierra Leone for Ebayan’s career story
Heh, I've already written your name in my Chiyo Note.
>>557233136Belno pazuri
>done 10-20 parent runs>not a single even remotely usable oneThis has been a massive waste of time. I would've already had a full CM roster than by now
Umas for this feel?
>>557233190Secretariat Sama you look just like someone I know...
>>557233136Can't be Belno unless you're also going out with Kitahara and third wheeling it
>>557232853Just wait till the 24th and watch the anni live
>>557232853atleast one mention of america being the home of dirt racing
>>557232575>>557232767>Thought Difficulty 5 Little Coccon was the final boss of NPC Umas>Chiyono gets 2 fucking monsters in her campaignI-I can't beat them bwos. I always space out my trainings so that I get my last 200 Speed to 1200 during the URA finale trainings. I roll into Japan Cup with like 900-950 speed on average and get absolutely gapped by Maruzensky every time
>>557232767Why do yet-to-available umas appearing in careers all wear this outfit? It's disgusting
>>557233338But Kitahara is a Japanese trainer, Belno went to america where the scenario is going to be focused on.
>>557233463Why cygames made this canon?
>>557232853The American Scenario will be the mutation scenario, and they’ll frame it as it being the land of potential. We’ll finally see a way to Umas to get their Aptitude from G to A without needing additional inspirations.
it bothers me to bring cards with hints that i'm also trying to spark fori have a 2* marvelous who isn't that much worse than the next best wit cards and i think it's probably worth it for more consistent thh
>>557232853Grass Wonder being the only Scenario Link character
>>557233230Isn't forever young a jobber though...
>>557233401For me, it's story mode umas.>b mile handicap
>>557231164>ardan has the most romantic career with trainerIs it Flash levels of romantic? If so, then you've convinced me halfway to pull for Ardan
https://youtu.be/vqBFjh-fyHY
>make practice matches with S+ ranks to simulate A Finals >almost every winner is a Taiki>get my shit kicked inIt's so fucking grim for me.
>>557232776I don't have weak daughters
>>557233671She always has B mile, doesn’t she?
>>557233721but /uma/ told me Taiki was garbage for the sprint track??
>>557233668Forever Young just won JRA Horse of the Year bwo...
>>557233668>Forever young>a jobberNigga that horse was the first ever dirt horse to get japans HoTY, won the BCC, and got the american eclipse award for older dirt male horse
Do we have the Chiiiiiyo Chiyo Chiyo Chiyono OOOO song in the game now?
>>557233831>>557233931Oh I'm confusing him with that one horse who came in last so many times he quit
>>557233831Kind of a winner
>>557233754Yes. she's B by default.>this is what a peak MANT uma looks like
the original glugger
>>557232853My girl Bayakoa and her dumb tongue will be a power card
>>557233819it's only her unique that doesn't work there, through events she gets 2 usefull skills and you can get a lot of SP for skill spamming, she probably only loses to maruzenski and king on the SP department
>>557233819I forgot to add it was for CM10
>>557234107Jesus Christ is this another symboli rudolph tier legend in the making??
>>557233831>>557233931i do wonder if FY would've gotten the american eclipse HoTY award too if Sovereignty never dropped out of the BCC and FY still came in first
NOOOOO MY CARNIVAL POINTS!
>>557233931Nice "Japanese" horse. Makes sense why he won the Breeders' Cup
>>557232957This would be kino actually
Chiyono would cum before you.
>Gained 4 hint levels for Groundwork.FINALLY!!!!!!
>>557234465thats a good thing
>>557233819/uma/ did not. The /uma/ certified Gaslight Guide for capricorn puts Taiki at A tier.
>>557234441Bred, raised, and trained in japanTherefore a japanese horseYou should look at mayas lineage
are clubs good? since the game came out I haven't been in one. If I make one for myself can I still get benefits aside from the shoes?
>>557228849>>557229476
>>557234529You see those speed rainbows?Now they are gone, you rike the magic trick?
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
TAIKI WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE YOU LOSING EVERY FUCKING RACE?????????
>There are anons that didn't watch last year's BCC with the rest of the thread...>>557234441You do realize that, looking at it this way, all race horses are actually British? Arabian lol
>>557234629>since the game came out I haven't been in oneYou're missing out about $20-$50 worth in carats every month plus all the crowns from shoe trading.No biggie if you don't care about carats. If you play regularly, drop your friend ID code some clubs are getting desperate as there are only 2 days left to get people before nobody joins until next month.
boy tummy>>557234717literally me
>>557232517
>>557234318>in the makingHe’s made history so many times he’s definitely already a legend desu
>>557234318who the FUCK is rudolph!?
>>557234643Breeding your trainee is also part of a trainer's job
>>557234738The year is 2026. If you still have only 2 JPN horses in your pedigree, and on the same side, it's not Japanese no matter how you look at it.You failed to breed your own horses and had to rely almost completely on foreign ones
I'm never doing daily rolls ever again
>>557234107>only 3 g1pretty overhyped
>>557234649speed was fine but i low rolled wit and lost final unity so fuck you very much
>>557235140The only healthy way to interact with daily rolls
>>557235140You really wanted that Grass huh
>>557234578What surprised me was Suzuka'sFor being the Commander of Japan, the majority of Spechud's friends are literally American lmao
>raising my opera o parent>triple crown and spring triple crown undefeated>soon to win the autumn one with the arima left>arima just gives her the 1 postdamn even irl rigging isn't this bad
>>557234042still i rise? poor horse...
>>557235140Die.
>>557235184Most race horses never win a G1G1 winners generally only ever get 2-3 G1 wins in their careers with very few beasts getting crazy numbers above thatHell spedchud only had 4 G1 wins their entire career
>27cmDamn her feet are HUGE
>>557235184Retard
>>557235676infertile
This card fucking sucks.
>>557235676The Demon Lord’s Gaze
>>557234318>2025 JRA HOTY (First ever dirt horse to get this), Best Dirt Horse and Best Older Horse>in the makinganon...>>557235134Ah, you are one of those, good night then
>>557235690>so there's no spot she can't reachaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa>>557235749>heavily luck based mechanics in a heavily luck based game fucking sucks
>>557235749good thing you're just borrowing it, right? right?
>>557234835oh okay, thanksfriend id- 577 265 820 010
holy fuck
Can't get enough of Hayahide's gigantic Biwas
>>557235676mommy
ebayan is getting the uma curse after being addedhe's going to start jobbing now
Why are you so slutty? Why do you ask for it? What is wrong with you don't you respect yourself?
>>557235786I love these goofy lookin horse doodles
>>557235634>>557235691other horses won the same amount/more g1s and they aren't glazed like FY
>>557235828DANCHOUTHIS GUYTHIS GUY DOESN'T HAVE A CLUBGET HIM BEFORE MAMBO STEALS HIM AWAY
>>557234643
WHO
>>557236038royce and royce EOPcutie
>>557236038The girl who speaks once in s3.
>>557236038
>>557236096I know but still, who
>>557236038why are there so little 1 and 2 star umas to this day
>>557236038now THAT is random as hell and out of nowhere
>>557236038HOLY SHIT IS HER!!!!!!!!!!LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>557235634Still blows me away that the comic relief character of the anime and also the game story has 6 G1 wins and it's literally never addressed or shown anywhere
so this is the power of being high ranked in team trials...
>>557235983We do have a flattie we can boil, but lots of other clubs are without anything at the moment. It would probably be rude to snag them.
Oh, yeah, it's a fan made image btw.
>>557236162The Canopus trainer only scouted girls he wanted to fuck for his team didn't he
>>557235828>playing since launch>61 careers doneOh no no danchou watch out
>>557236329no lolhttps://x.com/uma_musu/status/2022144012678050083?s=20
>>557235969The G1's that FY won are like top tier G1's though AND FY won against absolutely stacked competition (the BCC win being straight outta a storybook with it being the same 3 horses from the prior years BCC in the top 3)The Saudi cup is the largest horse racing purse in the worldAnd the BCC is generally recognized as the pinnacle global dirt horse race
>>557236038Real?
>>557235879It is not me that is at fault, but the Umas for sexualizing me!
>>5572362011* and 2* probably feel reserved to umas that didn't do as insane but still left fans hyped, and i know release umas break that rule, but then again for 1* after release is only twin turbo and 2* are mambo, biko, ikuno dictus and tsuyoshilike if gold ship vodka and scarlet were post-release umas they'll be 3* each
>>557235259I have a love-hate relationship with Grass. Out of all the umas I have, she jobbed races the most. I feel hatred every time I see her. I've done her career so many times I developed some sort of stockholm syndrome, though.
>>557236038why are there so many cards is it a mega banner
>>557236381Damn.
>>557236584selector
>>557236038Finally out of jail 3 years later
>>557236162More like Who and Who
>>557236584"select pick up" meaning you choose a couple of cards from that line up as your rate up
>>557236242Yeah i dunno what the story writers were thinking on that one...
I just had KFC after a long time and it fucking sucked. I'm done playing uma until they start shilling better food.
>>557236653>Almond STILL has no playable uma>HER MOTHER is in the game>This literal who from S3 gets to be an umaThis is really funny in a way, it's like the whole "Battlefield got Robbing banks before GTA did" bit
>>557236584nah, iirc you select which cards get the rate up
>>557236334savior complex
>>557236475sounds of ass is only a 3 star because of yoshida favoritism
>>557236740Japanese KFC is different bro
>>557236740KFCs in Japan have “food standards”, whatever that means, please understand
>>557236814no it doesnt. it tastes exactly the same. its the one fast food franchise i found to taste exactly the same as its american counterpart
>>557236748Ai-chan is coming out literally next week on anni don’t worry. Then it’ll be Ebayan’s turn to be unplayable for a year till next anni like Ai after the design reveal (he also has the same bday as uma anni btw)
>>557236735It tracks with how keiba fans thought of IRL Gold Ship
>>557236584eventually they stop doing reruns of 2 random cards and instead rerun a whole set and let you pick which 2 to rate up
Junior Bacon Cheeseburger Ladies' ClassicJunior Bacon Cheeseburger ClassicJunior Bacon Cheeseburger Sprint
>>557236748Roycex2 was bound to be added to the game.Everyone else from Canopus (except Turbo) already has an alt (Neicha has 2).
>>557236334>sex with mambo or twin turboi cannot imagine
>>557236740I'm not an american or black but love KFC. There are local brands that I prefer though, but I need to drive to eat there. KFC is tasty enough.
huh...>>557237023jbc stands for Japan Breeding Farms' Cup btw
How bad is this Taiki?
>>557235749That's been the same for all my runs as well. It is just a crash out kinda day for Fuku. She gets like that so- a lot... of the time
>>557236740Jamaican KFC is the bomb but KFC in the US fucking BLOWS
>>557236941>>557237037>Ai-chan will come don't worryBitch where is she, and where is my bloody girlfriend!?>She isn't licensed, her manga/anime version might as well be fan fictionI DON'T CARE, ADD HER NOW!
>>557237139Her racewear is Sex
the creature
>>557236038Where's her signature racewear?
>>557237303look up anon
>>557237303>>557237260
>>557236740Raisin Canes or Popeye's is the default chicken chain you go to nowadays anon.
>>557237179She’ll probably do something? Her wit is bad, along with her skills.!Post deck.
>>557237334Where's her signature underwear?
holy shit christmas oguri from a fucking free ticket and i didn't even hit pity this is what happens when you accept rngesus as your lord and savior
>>557236906American KFC doesn't have garlic butter chicken with REAL butter. And American KFC "chicken" is only 51% chicken.
>>557236381Is this the last uma of the current scenario, or the first uma of the next scenario?
>>557237396
>>557237539>And American KFC "chicken" is only 51% chickenwhat does that mean
When does Chiyo's song get added to the juke box????
just jerked off to this
>>557237550I don't even know what you mean by this but the new scenario will be released in like two weeks, so I guess the answer is that she is the last uma of the current scenario?
>>557237656power cards are baaad, mmkay?
>>557237260Another Mile/Medium/Long Pace Chaser, but she has an interesting unique and cool growths. It’s not fair that we have to wait 4 years to get any of the new content.
>>557237217Anni VERY soon. Trust the plan.
>>557237828Your plans fucking SUCK!
>>557237179>1 (one) midgame skillI mean, that may make Blinding Flash do something, but you put that Taiki through the wringer with those results.
>>557237678This is just every uma after retirement, I don't see the problem.
>>557237656Replace King with another Wit card. Run Power in your Sparks.
>>557237724I guess that answers it.I'm asking if her banner is before the next scenario, or if it's simultaneous with the release of the next scenario.2/14 is her banner date?Next scenario is probably the 23rd or so?
>>557237904Don't say that...
>>557237981Ya know I'm right...
>>557237260what an awful color scheme
>>557237981HEY BITCH TRICKALFAG MAKE MEMES OF YOUR OWN GAME I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU
Today has been the slowest thread fucking ever holy shit we are truly dead bwos... /umajp/ bwos saves us...
I was absolutely certain Lilac would be the girl before Almond for Anni.
>>557238464CM in 19 hours, it's the calm before the storm.
anyone manage to steal a win yet from cracked maru?
>El just does nothing if there are 3 fronts in the dirt CM >Every front is also running plancha so the 2nd front can delay her plancha long enough to cuck itGuess I'm doing triple front for the next CM
>>557238464Just watch this, the game will be saved
>>557238834I'd have won by now if I had Chiyo Chiyo Chiyo Chiyono O.
I ordered a large pizza and ate it alone
It took me a long time to realize that Almond Love is a pun because Eye is pronounced the same as 愛 / Ai, one of Japans many words for love.I don't think it's clever, it only makes me dislike it even more.
Watching my trainee practice in the snow>>557238464It's comfy
holy shit new art from sincos
>>557238591They're preparing to bankrupt people with the Japan Cup 2020 gauntlet (Almond Eye -> Bouquet -> Tact) especially with Kiseki finally out and maybe Contrail being revealed in anni which would finally free Tact from jail
>>557238991same vibe
>>557238950You don't know how bs cracked maru is in her career - shes worst than cracked mac in brians career. Her stats and skills are ridiculous.
mayano top hebe
Having sexual thoughts about Dicta Striker's trainer
>Try Sasami card>first training with her>+20 STA>fail one training>"just a poke" give me statsi love her
>>557239115Don't compare my trainee to sovlless debuff nature
>>557238464literally /uma/ before globalit's good to be back on a comfy pace, tired of brownoid tourists
>>557239015she WOULD do this
>>557238970Good job
>>557238464Enjoy yourself when MANT comes around.
>>557239248nta but /uma/ is an ACE NATURE THREAD
don't bring nature to the dirt cm
>finished 1 fan runJob's done.See you tomorrow, danchud.
>>557239245Thanks for reminding me to try borrowing her
>>557239525
>>557239525She WAS my ace until I remade my weak link grass into a monster
>>557239525I've been here for every CM to see that it isn't.Congrats though.
MANT will save us..
>>557239508>he thinks the thread will be dead once a new scenario hits>wait no he doesn’t>doomposting falseflagging troons at it again
6 months till uma becomes a good game
>>557237260>America chapter coming up>Release "Hey Louis (& Louis)" Yes, I know its Royce, but that's not what comes to mind when reading Roisu
Wait a minute...if I roll for Kitasan my MLB Kitasan is useless!
>>557239887but Royce and Louis are pronounced completely differently
>>557239898Kitasan Negra is not for the F2Poor
>>557239641>2 dominators and a halfdie late surger n***ers die
>>557239898Please skip your free rolls, these ones don’t carry over
>>557239898Sorry, Kitasan is for whales only. You need to MLB Top Road to even consider playing her. Luckily they release the same day!
>>557239898your ntr card?
How many LBs of Sasami is needed to make her effective
>>557239525I remember there was an anon asking Natie was viable during saggy and I suggested to make her end closer, was that you? Either way based
>>557239898You're in luck, KSB the card is not MANT core and Maruzensky will be out by the time MANT is over.
>>557239887Lewis is Ruisu thoughever
>>557240005And it'll be T H R E E dominators in the next medium CM.
>>557240087It is a mystery
>>557239898>rolled on Biko>rolled on FukuNothing personnel....
>>557235690oguri's big futa cock
When does the based CM release?
can they hurry up and let me buy advance tickets for the movie already
>>557240327in 18 hours
>>557232767Mr-CB is in global and therefore on-topic
>>557240112Nyo
>>557236804He's just like me...
>global is already dead even before MANTlol globalbabs aren't surviving this
Story mode Kitasan gave me a bad impression, like she's deliberately written to be a typical shounen protagonist. Does her career redeem her though?
Are valentines lines coming tomorrow or the day after?
>>557240625I agree with this logic.
Oguri just fucking refuses to stay in great mood, I’m just past first summer and I’ve had six mood down events already WHY IS SHE LIKE THIS?
>>557240625I won't fall for CB propaganda
>JP release 2021-08-17What is this SSR and why don't I have it yet?
>>557240625She's been in global since Flash came out iirc
>>557240625Like that stopped faggots posting JP umas before
>jpkeks are already returning here to ask about jpkek spoilersI guess global is truly unironically dead now. Doomchads won.
>>557240625I think as long as they've shown up in the anime/movies/career/support cards they're super on topic but being a stickler about it is lame and gay
>>557240883these are promo cards for the anime BDs
>>557240820You didn't feed her enough
uhhhhhhhh posting JP content unga bunga im so angry uhhhh
>Fucking around in Urara's Career mode trying to fish for the crane game>Eh, these end-of-career stats aren't fantastic, nothing higher than a C+>Leave the URA Finale running while making a sandwich>Come back to see Urara doing a victory concertFucking how? Any time I try to play "seriously" with Rudolf, Opera, Doto, etc., they get smoked in the semifinals.
>JP>JP>日本Nice general globaltards
This is the /uma/ - Umamusume general thread. Posting Umamusume in the Umamusume thread is allowed, regardless of if they’re in the global version or not. You’re the problem, not the /jp/ posters.
JP is on the globe
>>557241168You're actually posting ENG content as that is not what the song was for the Japanese version.
>>557240785not really, because she had no rivals to bounce off of at the time
JP-only umas are a lot more on topic than winning post spam
>global will totally survive MANT t. shills>99% of posts here are already about the JP version insteadIt's not looking good bwos
>>557240807Need to see this girl do real Hayahide dances
>>557241236keibafags BTFO
Is Beginning of a New Era JP or EN content?
Umamusume content creators are on-topic. Which one is your favorite? For me it's Victoria Frontier, smart, humble, teaches players how to be better at uma and reach 90% WR just like him!
>>557240980sweepgod will save us from mant
>>557241236Kill all keibafags
>>557241432EN, Cafe's story is the movie script but without that boy uma pokke.
>>557241008So they're neglecting us.I'm going to need some apologems
the mods agree that keibaposting is on-topicsorry not sorry, schizos
>>557241428The JRA is a sponsor of umamusume. Umamusume are based on racehorses. Keiba is intrinsically and inseparably an Umamusume topic, and understanding it is necessary to understanding the lore, mechanics, and themes of the game. Again, you are the problem.
Keibaposting is allowed as long as it's mares. It's uma MUSUME after all.
this race is seriously fucking retarded. I'm betting the game is debuffing me to insta loss because my stam is so low. I should have easily won with those stats and skills.
>one guy has a melty and spams the same post 100 timesWhy does this happen in every general?
>>557241616I like Keibaposter but dislike JP spammers.Specially the ones always posting lewd pictures of Gentildonna, those tits annoy me so much I hate every time they get posted, I'd even have a melty if I were to see her milkers right now.
>>557241236>This is the /uma/ - Umamusume generalGood point, JPSchizo should have thought about making the global thread's name /umalter/ instead
>GBF outlives another global cygames ゲームWhy does this keep happening?
>>557241732
>>557241779you were not there when the split happened
>>557241657Sorry Chiyo, mommy needs to show you the reality of racing
>>557241657This is child abuse wtf maruzen
So what will happen to the thread in the middle of mant? It's already bad
>>557241732I don't have any pictures of her tits, sorry
Gentildonna is namedropped in season 3, therefore, she is on-topic.
>>557241657bwo your stamina and guts? that's why you're losingbut the way npc's work I bet that if you put her front, she could win, if she had the stamina and guts to survive spot struggle even with b affinity
post something cute
>>557242019on-topic for an /a/ thread maybe.
>>557241657>0.2 accel vs 0.4 perfect accel
3 (THREE) more banners to Kitasan...
>>557242005Would Gentil let me lick her abs
>>557242069
>>557241657>stamlet meme inherits vs escape artist redshift on JChmmmmm
Post horseshit
>>557241836>>557242005>>557242041>ask for tits>get no titsCurse you JP spammers.
I have taken several deep breaths. I am in a relaxed state of mind. Whatever happens happens. MANT will not be awful for me now.
>>557241657I think your skills SUCK
>>557242127Umamusume is a multimedia franchise. Please grow some brain cells before posting. You can’t be both autistic and stupid, pick a fucking struggle.
>>557242220horseshit
>>557241348>He outwitted (1200) me with smart argumentation and facts
>>557242232Balding is a skill issue
We are getting free carats to celebrate the movie's overseas screening, right?
>>557242232This isn't a fortune, It's already happened.
>>557242265>I have taken several deep breathsThat's good anon, sometimes you need to Cooldown.
>>557240883That’s a tasty Taishin
>>557242301To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand my humour.
>>557242057are you a witlet? Obviously its a sprint uma. The problem is head-on is locked behind beating maru, so its pretty f'n lame. And you can easily win jap cup against non-cracked umas with that stam. This same stam+guts wins Medium URA unity finale no problem. It's just because Maru is literally the most cracked npc to date. >>557242132>>557242189>>557242285you can tell how slow the thread is that anons are being faggots just for the sake of it
>>557242404We are getting Pokke early
I actually have MANT nostalgia and I am looking forward to play it again dacchis
>>557242487They should actually do this, didn't FGO do this?
AAAAAAAA FUCKING TRAININGS WHY NO ONE GO TO SPEED/GUTS ALSO SASAMI WTF WHY U DIDN'T GIVE ME THE SKIILLLLI WANT TO MAKE MY LAISU A SPRINTERAND WTF WHY U GET A 3*WIT SPARK
>>557242265That's the way the carrot crunches
>>557242232
>>557242487Can we get Dantsu Flame instead?
Chrono sending out her Chronolings to doxx every single torena-san in global
>>557242491wow she is so big and jiggly like jello... inchou is erotic
>already finished my SMaru ace>just waiting for VBourbon nowMaybe I should also mutate El to a front to cuck pace Els
>>557242765Bwo what about Smart Falcon?
Diamambo Dogs...
>>557242839Why are we still here... just to suffer!?
>>557242539I’ve never actually looked at in-game Pokke’s info before. What a goofy unique
Fillies...FILLIES!
>>557242837Falco is outclassed by Front Pasa.
>>557241657>those stats for Chiyo>7L lossI refuse to believe that's not outright cheating. There's no way a fucking front runner can have that kind of dominance, even if Chiyo's ult sucks, and I don't know if it does.
