Previous: >>557207260>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Sakura Chiyono O (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Sasami Anshinzawa (Pal), SR Tamamo Cross (Guts), SSR Riko Kashimoto (Pal), SSR Tazuna Hayakawa (Pal)Current CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mMain Story Chapter 5 is out01/27 - New Beginnings Part 102/11 - 02/19 - Sakura Chiyono O+Tazuna SSR+Riko SSR Rerun02/13 - 02/19 - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Valentine Taiki Shuttle (3*), Valentine Sounds of Earth (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru, SSR Neo UniverseNew Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
self inserting is inherently fascist
Rickey!
this bread will be butter
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>>557228724she's a big uma
We dont like flats and flatliners ITT
>>557226941Anyone who's voting for option: No, wait for cutoff is one piece of shit for a human being. Game is tiring as is and several clubs are already struggling to get 30/30. Doing it for funsies or (((((troll)))))) is just pathetic.
>>557228796>>557228796>>557228796>>557228796
Anything but a Ryan thread
>>557228513Two previous threads added an unnecessary link to the OP which makes >>557114158 the last proper previous thread
you forgot to add uma.guidedon't worry, I'll fix that next thread
uma.guide
seems like the only way for kingu to win a lobby is for the entire lobby to be extremely closeotherwise being in 4th or later at 200m means whoever's in first is two steps away from winning alreadyshe can't do the thing other paces do and win by being the best pacer out the corner because her unique wont trigger, and she will lose without itfeel like i wasted so much time trying to build a kingu only to come to this conclusion
>>557228803hot
>>557228820Dont the flatliner still get his carats, he just needs to be in the club for like 15 days
>>557228820...but no one voted for that though?
>>557228549I don't know what those are but I want them, when would be a good time to pull to maybe get them, the NTR banner? What is that..
Ok what are the actual odds for the fuku card event chain? It's failed 5 times in a row for me now
>>557228770
50/50
>>557228820flatliners have NO human rights
Why are you retards posting here, kys
>>557229123
>>557229131Damn that's hot, and canon
>>557228936it's this cm where the first 3ish separate off and 4th+ is further behind than usual. usually when late wins is from getting near the front pretty quickly too.
>>557228820it never ceases to amaze me how many people lurk this thread that simply don't give a shit about polls. If you posted this on uma xitter, it'd get thousands of votes - here, despite hundreds if not thousands of anons itt, responses are in the single digits. Fascinating stuff.
think to yourself, who would be mad about excluding the VF guide from the OP? now look at this thread... we have enemies among us...
Le fishe (formerly Bricked) (formerly Unbricked) is not full and recruiting two(2) people.If you're interested, feel free to reply to this with your Trainer ID so I can send you an invite!
>>557229123flash is highly dangerous beyond believe
With Capricorn (as in Peakricorn) starting soon, predict what the most damaging gaslight was.
Reminder that there's an /uma/ discord server
*seduces you*
>>557229304
>>557229347>he thinks there are hundreds of people here, thousands evenlole
>>557229432dirt S is just like turf S for this cm, more important than mile S
>>557229057For Uma, you could pull on the upcoming Valentine Bourbon in a few days, shes going to be the least effort frontrunner to build.CardsJust use up free pulls on NTR bannergo check https://uma.moe/timelineMaruzensky is still around June 1st appearance August is the better value
>>557229491what happened to the ip count
>>557229432Turbo Sprint + Rushing Gale, which turned into an actual good thing because it counters groundworkfags
>>557229347There are not hundreds of posters. Unless you mean spread out in the course of a month. At any given moment there are maybe a dozen posters at best and like ~30 lurkers.
>>557229476>>557228849Should I pull for her?
>>557229481I want luna to slap my face with her winter coat ears
>>557229481
>>557229628You must continue the Mejiro bloodline, torena-san
>>557229131is that supposed to be Happy Meek? Don't recognize her..
>>557229535it got removed to satisfy advertisers
>>557229432You niggers almost gaslit me into not training taiki I'd say that was pretty successful
>>557229672
>>557229643
>>557229761Taiki is bad, witgod said so
People finally noticed the difference between anime Teio and game Teio.Imagine being one of those people who tried the game due to how cool-yet-funny Teio in S2, only to see her get turned into bratty lolibait... it's amazing nips didn't sue cygames for false advertising back then.
>>557229364SUSAMONG US
>>557229761Same, this is why from now on before the current CM finishes, I'm looking at the next CM track in the umalator and seeing which unique accels work on it. Pasa and Taiki have put in work for Capricorn and Aquarius so far.
>>557229741it's mirako
>>557229741That's not Meek but she would also do this
>>557229183>one fan run gives me more than 4 ace runs for sprint cm2 fan runs a day and that's my max quota
>>557229867
>>557229628
>>557229892>marked
>>557230080>>557229727I really like her design
>OP has been purifiedWE'RE SAVED
>>557230064
>>557230020flatlining is 0 runs thougheverbeit
https://x.com/keiba_info_club/status/2022095876173484379?s=20
>>557230250what is the point of reposting this shit constantly its not even good art its just pathetic masturbationp
>>557230259Yeah and cms make me want to kill myself so i'll stop flatlining by the end of cm
>>557230294>another fatfuckWill FY ever get his donut...
>>557230250
>>557229867ayabe is extremely sexy
>>557230423>donutnyo
>>557230429
>>557229892Finemo trying to eat her trainer's neck is really cute
ChiyonoGOD...
>>557230551This better be FY's quirk
>>557230702For sure
>>557229514Alright, thank you, I like Bourbon and don't have her, so this is really great, hopefully I can pull her with minimal expenses! Could you please tell me what NTR is in uma context, I am very small and dumb
>>557230658
I took a break after the last CM and now i don't want to train a sprint uma...
>>557230891You can lazily and hastily train for a sprint as long as she has rushing gale/sprint turbo/plan X and she'll have a chance of winning
>>557230551Why is torena-san so mean?
>>557230862
>>557230819NTR is this uma, her support card is only useful for the scenario. We get free pulls from it. You can just borrow it since its easy to rack up fans.
>>557230672based based based based based based based based is that the chiyoCHAD from twitter?
>>557231038No donuts until the weekly dick marking
in what worlld does shooting for victory trigger too early, when all of your corner velocity's are triggering during the second half of the last cornerwas that the biggest gaslight i fell for super early and never questioned
>supposedly ardan has the most romantic career with trainer>is chiyo's groomis this ntr?
>>557231042
HOLY SHIThttps://x.com/kuma_chanshigeo/status/2021897670110118105?s=20
>>557231145Speed carryover gambling on the corner is a viable strat but the straight 50/50 is more """reliable"""
Brian LOVE
>>557231002How much STA is needed for sprint?
>>557231091O-oh GEEZ... yeah I'll definitely remember her now, thank you!
>>557228849Ardan wife yandere mode
>>557231249Jelly
>>557231294800+1 gold.
>>557231239gn
>>557229867More global folks need to see the charm of Admire Vega Wait, actually it's fine this way, so I can have Ayabe for myself
>>557231294200 or as low as your career would permit you as long you have high WIT
>>557229131Anon... the numbers...
>>557231249Horses/umas are so needy, literally big dogs
>>557231294901 + 5 whitesNo more, no less
>>557231249>right up the ass>gets closer, asking for more>turns out, asking for morehorses are just like dogs
Just give me power man... I'll even take 1* at this point
>>557231239touching ayabe in the cunt
>>557231443In the anime she basically wanted to die on the track and I remember asking myself, do umas still need a trainer to enter races? What was her trainer doing?
>>557231294350/350 stam/guts gives you 99% survival, 99% full spurt. But with 1000 wit, so does 250/250 stam/guts, because most of the track is a downhill, so high wit conserves stamina.
>>557232045Anime trainers are pretty useless
>>557228917buy an ad
Mambo!
Why is Chiyo's last race goal being stomped to dust by her mom?
I have a throbbing mamboner rn
>>557232575She's into that
>>557232575If you go and do the Arima Kinen on senior year there's also another stomper waiting for her, though it's optional but it does trigger a secret event on win
>>557232575Mom sees daughter get a big WThinks "she is ready, to get crushed"Mother goes on to stomp daughter into dust
>>557232575it's all so that later, during Christmas, you can comfort her like a good trainer
What do you think we'll see in the inevitable American scenario?>Closeup of a coin or dollar that says E Pluribus Uma on it>Pal card with giant American titties
>>557232575she's gon learn today
>>557231289Love
>>557232767What the fuck? What kind of skills does Cock and Balls have?
>>557232853Secretariat (Pal card)
>>557232951Don't remember the rest but she has encroaching shadow and 2 other golds
>>557232767>Long Ashe's glueez
>>557232853American Pharaoh Pal Card
>>557232767>1.1k speed 1k witAt least she doesn't have the bonus stats from her race wear
>>557232767>Chiyo is the secret first hard mode character>All the chars before are pissy baby bitch mode
>>557232853Belno scenario card
>>557232853what is the point of having non-jp umas? secretariat would rape and powercreep every other uma.
>>557232853forever young support card
>>557232853Uma version of Sierra Leone for Ebayan’s career story
Heh, I've already written your name in my Chiyo Note.
>>557233136Belno pazuri
>done 10-20 parent runs>not a single even remotely usable oneThis has been a massive waste of time. I would've already had a full CM roster than by now
Umas for this feel?
>>557233190Secretariat Sama you look just like someone I know...
>>557233136Can't be Belno unless you're also going out with Kitahara and third wheeling it
>>557232853Just wait till the 24th and watch the anni live
>>557232853atleast one mention of america being the home of dirt racing
>>557232575>>557232767>Thought Difficulty 5 Little Coccon was the final boss of NPC Umas>Chiyono gets 2 fucking monsters in her campaignI-I can't beat them bwos. I always space out my trainings so that I get my last 200 Speed to 1200 during the URA finale trainings. I roll into Japan Cup with like 900-950 speed on average and get absolutely gapped by Maruzensky every time
>>557232767Why do yet-to-available umas appearing in careers all wear this outfit? It's disgusting
>>557233338But Kitahara is a Japanese trainer, Belno went to america where the scenario is going to be focused on.
>>557233463Why cygames made this canon?
>>557232853The American Scenario will be the mutation scenario, and they’ll frame it as it being the land of potential. We’ll finally see a way to Umas to get their Aptitude from G to A without needing additional inspirations.
it bothers me to bring cards with hints that i'm also trying to spark fori have a 2* marvelous who isn't that much worse than the next best wit cards and i think it's probably worth it for more consistent thh
>>557232853Grass Wonder being the only Scenario Link character
>>557233230Isn't forever young a jobber though...
>>557233401For me, it's story mode umas.>b mile handicap
>>557231164>ardan has the most romantic career with trainerIs it Flash levels of romantic? If so, then you've convinced me halfway to pull for Ardan
https://youtu.be/vqBFjh-fyHY
>make practice matches with S+ ranks to simulate A Finals >almost every winner is a Taiki>get my shit kicked inIt's so fucking grim for me.
>>557232776I don't have weak daughters
>>557233671She always has B mile, doesn’t she?
>>557233721but /uma/ told me Taiki was garbage for the sprint track??
>>557233668Forever Young just won JRA Horse of the Year bwo...
>>557233668>Forever young>a jobberNigga that horse was the first ever dirt horse to get japans HoTY, won the BCC, and got the american eclipse award for older dirt male horse
Do we have the Chiiiiiyo Chiyo Chiyo Chiyono OOOO song in the game now?
>>557233831>>557233931Oh I'm confusing him with that one horse who came in last so many times he quit
>>557233831Kind of a winner
>>557233754Yes. she's B by default.>this is what a peak MANT uma looks like
the original glugger
>>557232853My girl Bayakoa and her dumb tongue will be a power card
>>557233819it's only her unique that doesn't work there, through events she gets 2 usefull skills and you can get a lot of SP for skill spamming, she probably only loses to maruzenski and king on the SP department
>>557233819I forgot to add it was for CM10
>>557234107Jesus Christ is this another symboli rudolph tier legend in the making??
>>557233831>>557233931i do wonder if FY would've gotten the american eclipse HoTY award too if Sovereignty never dropped out of the BCC and FY still came in first
NOOOOO MY CARNIVAL POINTS!
>>557233931Nice "Japanese" horse. Makes sense why he won the Breeders' Cup
>>557232957This would be kino actually
Chiyono would cum before you.
>Gained 4 hint levels for Groundwork.FINALLY!!!!!!
>>557234465thats a good thing
>>557233819/uma/ did not. The /uma/ certified Gaslight Guide for capricorn puts Taiki at A tier.
>>557234441Bred, raised, and trained in japanTherefore a japanese horseYou should look at mayas lineage
are clubs good? since the game came out I haven't been in one. If I make one for myself can I still get benefits aside from the shoes?
>>557228849>>557229476
>>557234529You see those speed rainbows?Now they are gone, you rike the magic trick?
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
TAIKI WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE YOU LOSING EVERY FUCKING RACE?????????
>There are anons that didn't watch last year's BCC with the rest of the thread...>>557234441You do realize that, looking at it this way, all race horses are actually British? Arabian lol
>>557234629>since the game came out I haven't been in oneYou're missing out about $20-$50 worth in carats every month plus all the crowns from shoe trading.No biggie if you don't care about carats. If you play regularly, drop your friend ID code some clubs are getting desperate as there are only 2 days left to get people before nobody joins until next month.
boy tummy>>557234717literally me
>>557232517
>>557234318>in the makingHe’s made history so many times he’s definitely already a legend desu
>>557234318who the FUCK is rudolph!?
>>557234643Breeding your trainee is also part of a trainer's job
>>557234738The year is 2026. If you still have only 2 JPN horses in your pedigree, and on the same side, it's not Japanese no matter how you look at it.You failed to breed your own horses and had to rely almost completely on foreign ones
I'm never doing daily rolls ever again
>>557234107>only 3 g1pretty overhyped
>>557234649speed was fine but i low rolled wit and lost final unity so fuck you very much
>>557235140The only healthy way to interact with daily rolls
>>557235140You really wanted that Grass huh
>>557234578What surprised me was Suzuka'sFor being the Commander of Japan, the majority of Spechud's friends are literally American lmao
>raising my opera o parent>triple crown and spring triple crown undefeated>soon to win the autumn one with the arima left>arima just gives her the 1 postdamn even irl rigging isn't this bad
>>557234042still i rise? poor horse...
>>557235140Die.
>>557235184Most race horses never win a G1G1 winners generally only ever get 2-3 G1 wins in their careers with very few beasts getting crazy numbers above thatHell spedchud only had 4 G1 wins their entire career
>27cmDamn her feet are HUGE
>>557235184Retard
>>557235676infertile
This card fucking sucks.
>>557235676The Demon Lord’s Gaze
>>557234318>2025 JRA HOTY (First ever dirt horse to get this), Best Dirt Horse and Best Older Horse>in the makinganon...>>557235134Ah, you are one of those, good night then
>>557235690>so there's no spot she can't reachaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa>>557235749>heavily luck based mechanics in a heavily luck based game fucking sucks
>>557235749good thing you're just borrowing it, right? right?
>>557234835oh okay, thanksfriend id- 577 265 820 010
holy fuck
Can't get enough of Hayahide's gigantic Biwas
>>557235676mommy
ebayan is getting the uma curse after being addedhe's going to start jobbing now
Why are you so slutty? Why do you ask for it? What is wrong with you don't you respect yourself?
>>557235786I love these goofy lookin horse doodles
>>557235634>>557235691other horses won the same amount/more g1s and they aren't glazed like FY
>>557235828DANCHOUTHIS GUYTHIS GUY DOESN'T HAVE A CLUBGET HIM BEFORE MAMBO STEALS HIM AWAY
>>557234643
WHO
>>557236038royce and royce EOPcutie
>>557236038The girl who speaks once in s3.
>>557236038
>>557236096I know but still, who
>>557236038why are there so little 1 and 2 star umas to this day
>>557236038now THAT is random as hell and out of nowhere
>>557236038HOLY SHIT IS HER!!!!!!!!!!LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>557235634Still blows me away that the comic relief character of the anime and also the game story has 6 G1 wins and it's literally never addressed or shown anywhere
so this is the power of being high ranked in team trials...
>>557235983We do have a flattie we can boil, but lots of other clubs are without anything at the moment. It would probably be rude to snag them.
Oh, yeah, it's a fan made image btw.
>>557236162The Canopus trainer only scouted girls he wanted to fuck for his team didn't he
>>557235828>playing since launch>61 careers doneOh no no danchou watch out
>>557236329no lolhttps://x.com/uma_musu/status/2022144012678050083?s=20
>>557235969The G1's that FY won are like top tier G1's though AND FY won against absolutely stacked competition (the BCC win being straight outta a storybook with it being the same 3 horses from the prior years BCC in the top 3)The Saudi cup is the largest horse racing purse in the worldAnd the BCC is generally recognized as the pinnacle global dirt horse race
>>557236038Real?
>>557235879It is not me that is at fault, but the Umas for sexualizing me!
>>5572362011* and 2* probably feel reserved to umas that didn't do as insane but still left fans hyped, and i know release umas break that rule, but then again for 1* after release is only twin turbo and 2* are mambo, biko, ikuno dictus and tsuyoshilike if gold ship vodka and scarlet were post-release umas they'll be 3* each
>>557235259I have a love-hate relationship with Grass. Out of all the umas I have, she jobbed races the most. I feel hatred every time I see her. I've done her career so many times I developed some sort of stockholm syndrome, though.
>>557236038why are there so many cards is it a mega banner
>>557236381Damn.
>>557236584selector
>>557236038Finally out of jail 3 years later
>>557236162More like Who and Who
>>557236584"select pick up" meaning you choose a couple of cards from that line up as your rate up
>>557236242Yeah i dunno what the story writers were thinking on that one...
I just had KFC after a long time and it fucking sucked. I'm done playing uma until they start shilling better food.
>>557236653>Almond STILL has no playable uma>HER MOTHER is in the game>This literal who from S3 gets to be an umaThis is really funny in a way, it's like the whole "Battlefield got Robbing banks before GTA did" bit
>>557236584nah, iirc you select which cards get the rate up
>>557236334savior complex
>>557236475sounds of ass is only a 3 star because of yoshida favoritism
>>557236740Japanese KFC is different bro
>>557236740KFCs in Japan have “food standards”, whatever that means, please understand
>>557236814no it doesnt. it tastes exactly the same. its the one fast food franchise i found to taste exactly the same as its american counterpart
>>557236748Ai-chan is coming out literally next week on anni don’t worry. Then it’ll be Ebayan’s turn to be unplayable for a year till next anni like Ai after the design reveal (he also has the same bday as uma anni btw)
>>557236735It tracks with how keiba fans thought of IRL Gold Ship
>>557236584eventually they stop doing reruns of 2 random cards and instead rerun a whole set and let you pick which 2 to rate up
Junior Bacon Cheeseburger Ladies' ClassicJunior Bacon Cheeseburger ClassicJunior Bacon Cheeseburger Sprint
>>557236748Roycex2 was bound to be added to the game.Everyone else from Canopus (except Turbo) already has an alt (Neicha has 2).
>>557236334>sex with mambo or twin turboi cannot imagine
>>557236740I'm not an american or black but love KFC. There are local brands that I prefer though, but I need to drive to eat there. KFC is tasty enough.
huh...>>557237023jbc stands for Japan Breeding Farms' Cup btw
How bad is this Taiki?
>>557235749That's been the same for all my runs as well. It is just a crash out kinda day for Fuku. She gets like that so- a lot... of the time
>>557236740Jamaican KFC is the bomb but KFC in the US fucking BLOWS
>>557236941>>557237037>Ai-chan will come don't worryBitch where is she, and where is my bloody girlfriend!?>She isn't licensed, her manga/anime version might as well be fan fictionI DON'T CARE, ADD HER NOW!
>>557237139Her racewear is Sex
the creature
>>557236038Where's her signature racewear?
>>557237303look up anon
>>557237303>>557237260
>>557236740Raisin Canes or Popeye's is the default chicken chain you go to nowadays anon.
>>557237179She’ll probably do something? Her wit is bad, along with her skills.!Post deck.
>>557237334Where's her signature underwear?
holy shit christmas oguri from a fucking free ticket and i didn't even hit pity this is what happens when you accept rngesus as your lord and savior
>>557236906American KFC doesn't have garlic butter chicken with REAL butter. And American KFC "chicken" is only 51% chicken.
>>557236381Is this the last uma of the current scenario, or the first uma of the next scenario?
>>557237396
>>557237539>And American KFC "chicken" is only 51% chickenwhat does that mean
When does Chiyo's song get added to the juke box????
just jerked off to this
>>557237550I don't even know what you mean by this but the new scenario will be released in like two weeks, so I guess the answer is that she is the last uma of the current scenario?
>>557237656power cards are baaad, mmkay?
>>557237260Another Mile/Medium/Long Pace Chaser, but she has an interesting unique and cool growths. It’s not fair that we have to wait 4 years to get any of the new content.
>>557237217Anni VERY soon. Trust the plan.
>>557237828Your plans fucking SUCK!
>>557237179>1 (one) midgame skillI mean, that may make Blinding Flash do something, but you put that Taiki through the wringer with those results.
>>557237678This is just every uma after retirement, I don't see the problem.
>>557237656Replace King with another Wit card. Run Power in your Sparks.
>>557237724I guess that answers it.I'm asking if her banner is before the next scenario, or if it's simultaneous with the release of the next scenario.2/14 is her banner date?Next scenario is probably the 23rd or so?
>>557237904Don't say that...
>>557237981Ya know I'm right...
>>557237260what an awful color scheme
>>557237981HEY BITCH TRICKALFAG MAKE MEMES OF YOUR OWN GAME I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU
Today has been the slowest thread fucking ever holy shit we are truly dead bwos... /umajp/ bwos saves us...
I was absolutely certain Lilac would be the girl before Almond for Anni.
>>557238464CM in 19 hours, it's the calm before the storm.
anyone manage to steal a win yet from cracked maru?
>El just does nothing if there are 3 fronts in the dirt CM >Every front is also running plancha so the 2nd front can delay her plancha long enough to cuck itGuess I'm doing triple front for the next CM
>>557238464Just watch this, the game will be saved
>>557238834I'd have won by now if I had Chiyo Chiyo Chiyo Chiyono O.
I ordered a large pizza and ate it alone
It took me a long time to realize that Almond Love is a pun because Eye is pronounced the same as 愛 / Ai, one of Japans many words for love.I don't think it's clever, it only makes me dislike it even more.
Watching my trainee practice in the snow>>557238464It's comfy
holy shit new art from sincos
>>557238591They're preparing to bankrupt people with the Japan Cup 2020 gauntlet (Almond Eye -> Bouquet -> Tact) especially with Kiseki finally out and maybe Contrail being revealed in anni which would finally free Tact from jail
>>557238991same vibe
>>557238950You don't know how bs cracked maru is in her career - shes worst than cracked mac in brians career. Her stats and skills are ridiculous.
mayano top hebe
Having sexual thoughts about Dicta Striker's trainer
>Try Sasami card>first training with her>+20 STA>fail one training>"just a poke" give me statsi love her
>>557239115Don't compare my trainee to sovlless debuff nature
>>557238464literally /uma/ before globalit's good to be back on a comfy pace, tired of brownoid tourists
>>557239015she WOULD do this
>>557238970Good job
>>557238464Enjoy yourself when MANT comes around.
>>557239248nta but /uma/ is an ACE NATURE THREAD
don't bring nature to the dirt cm
>finished 1 fan runJob's done.See you tomorrow, danchud.
>>557239245Thanks for reminding me to try borrowing her
>>557239525
>>557239525She WAS my ace until I remade my weak link grass into a monster
>>557239525I've been here for every CM to see that it isn't.Congrats though.
MANT will save us..
>>557239508>he thinks the thread will be dead once a new scenario hits>wait no he doesn’t>doomposting falseflagging troons at it again
6 months till uma becomes a good game
>>557237260>America chapter coming up>Release "Hey Louis (& Louis)" Yes, I know its Royce, but that's not what comes to mind when reading Roisu
Wait a minute...if I roll for Kitasan my MLB Kitasan is useless!
>>557239887but Royce and Louis are pronounced completely differently
>>557239898Kitasan Negra is not for the F2Poor
>>557239641>2 dominators and a halfdie late surger n***ers die
>>557239898Please skip your free rolls, these ones don’t carry over
>>557239898Sorry, Kitasan is for whales only. You need to MLB Top Road to even consider playing her. Luckily they release the same day!
>>557239898your ntr card?
How many LBs of Sasami is needed to make her effective
>>557239525I remember there was an anon asking Natie was viable during saggy and I suggested to make her end closer, was that you? Either way based
>>557239898You're in luck, KSB the card is not MANT core and Maruzensky will be out by the time MANT is over.
>>557239887Lewis is Ruisu thoughever
>>557240005And it'll be T H R E E dominators in the next medium CM.
>>557240087It is a mystery
>>557239898>rolled on Biko>rolled on FukuNothing personnel....
>>557235690oguri's big futa cock
When does the based CM release?
can they hurry up and let me buy advance tickets for the movie already
>>557240327in 18 hours
>>557232767Mr-CB is in global and therefore on-topic
>>557240112Nyo
>>557236804He's just like me...
>global is already dead even before MANTlol globalbabs aren't surviving this
Story mode Kitasan gave me a bad impression, like she's deliberately written to be a typical shounen protagonist. Does her career redeem her though?
Are valentines lines coming tomorrow or the day after?
>>557240625I agree with this logic.
Oguri just fucking refuses to stay in great mood, I’m just past first summer and I’ve had six mood down events already WHY IS SHE LIKE THIS?
>>557240625I won't fall for CB propaganda
>JP release 2021-08-17What is this SSR and why don't I have it yet?
>>557240625She's been in global since Flash came out iirc
>>557240625Like that stopped faggots posting JP umas before
>jpkeks are already returning here to ask about jpkek spoilersI guess global is truly unironically dead now. Doomchads won.
>>557240625I think as long as they've shown up in the anime/movies/career/support cards they're super on topic but being a stickler about it is lame and gay
>>557240883these are promo cards for the anime BDs
>>557240820You didn't feed her enough
uhhhhhhhh posting JP content unga bunga im so angry uhhhh
>Fucking around in Urara's Career mode trying to fish for the crane game>Eh, these end-of-career stats aren't fantastic, nothing higher than a C+>Leave the URA Finale running while making a sandwich>Come back to see Urara doing a victory concertFucking how? Any time I try to play "seriously" with Rudolf, Opera, Doto, etc., they get smoked in the semifinals.
>JP>JP>日本Nice general globaltards
This is the /uma/ - Umamusume general thread. Posting Umamusume in the Umamusume thread is allowed, regardless of if they’re in the global version or not. You’re the problem, not the /jp/ posters.
JP is on the globe
>>557241168You're actually posting ENG content as that is not what the song was for the Japanese version.
>>557240785not really, because she had no rivals to bounce off of at the time
JP-only umas are a lot more on topic than winning post spam
>global will totally survive MANT t. shills>99% of posts here are already about the JP version insteadIt's not looking good bwos
>>557240807Need to see this girl do real Hayahide dances
>>557241236keibafags BTFO
Is Beginning of a New Era JP or EN content?
Umamusume content creators are on-topic. Which one is your favorite? For me it's Victoria Frontier, smart, humble, teaches players how to be better at uma and reach 90% WR just like him!
>>557240980sweepgod will save us from mant
>>557241236Kill all keibafags
>>557241432EN, Cafe's story is the movie script but without that boy uma pokke.
>>557241008So they're neglecting us.I'm going to need some apologems
the mods agree that keibaposting is on-topicsorry not sorry, schizos
>>557241428The JRA is a sponsor of umamusume. Umamusume are based on racehorses. Keiba is intrinsically and inseparably an Umamusume topic, and understanding it is necessary to understanding the lore, mechanics, and themes of the game. Again, you are the problem.
Keibaposting is allowed as long as it's mares. It's uma MUSUME after all.
this race is seriously fucking retarded. I'm betting the game is debuffing me to insta loss because my stam is so low. I should have easily won with those stats and skills.
>one guy has a melty and spams the same post 100 timesWhy does this happen in every general?
>>557241616I like Keibaposter but dislike JP spammers.Specially the ones always posting lewd pictures of Gentildonna, those tits annoy me so much I hate every time they get posted, I'd even have a melty if I were to see her milkers right now.
>>557241236>This is the /uma/ - Umamusume generalGood point, JPSchizo should have thought about making the global thread's name /umalter/ instead
>GBF outlives another global cygames ゲームWhy does this keep happening?
>>557241732
>>557241779you were not there when the split happened
>>557241657Sorry Chiyo, mommy needs to show you the reality of racing
>>557241657This is child abuse wtf maruzen
So what will happen to the thread in the middle of mant? It's already bad
>>557241732I don't have any pictures of her tits, sorry
Gentildonna is namedropped in season 3, therefore, she is on-topic.
>>557241657bwo your stamina and guts? that's why you're losingbut the way npc's work I bet that if you put her front, she could win, if she had the stamina and guts to survive spot struggle even with b affinity
post something cute
>>557242019on-topic for an /a/ thread maybe.
>>557241657>0.2 accel vs 0.4 perfect accel
3 (THREE) more banners to Kitasan...
>>557242005Would Gentil let me lick her abs
>>557242069
>>557241657>stamlet meme inherits vs escape artist redshift on JChmmmmm
Post horseshit
>>557241836>>557242005>>557242041>ask for tits>get no titsCurse you JP spammers.
I have taken several deep breaths. I am in a relaxed state of mind. Whatever happens happens. MANT will not be awful for me now.
>>557241657I think your skills SUCK
>>557242127Umamusume is a multimedia franchise. Please grow some brain cells before posting. You can’t be both autistic and stupid, pick a fucking struggle.
>>557242220horseshit
>>557241348>He outwitted (1200) me with smart argumentation and facts
>>557242232Balding is a skill issue
We are getting free carats to celebrate the movie's overseas screening, right?
>>557242232This isn't a fortune, It's already happened.
>>557242265>I have taken several deep breathsThat's good anon, sometimes you need to Cooldown.
>>557240883That’s a tasty Taishin
>>557242301To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand my humour.
>>557242057are you a witlet? Obviously its a sprint uma. The problem is head-on is locked behind beating maru, so its pretty f'n lame. And you can easily win jap cup against non-cracked umas with that stam. This same stam+guts wins Medium URA unity finale no problem. It's just because Maru is literally the most cracked npc to date. >>557242132>>557242189>>557242285you can tell how slow the thread is that anons are being faggots just for the sake of it
>>557242404We are getting Pokke early
I actually have MANT nostalgia and I am looking forward to play it again dacchis
>>557242487They should actually do this, didn't FGO do this?
AAAAAAAA FUCKING TRAININGS WHY NO ONE GO TO SPEED/GUTS ALSO SASAMI WTF WHY U DIDN'T GIVE ME THE SKIILLLLI WANT TO MAKE MY LAISU A SPRINTERAND WTF WHY U GET A 3*WIT SPARK
>>557242265That's the way the carrot crunches
>>557242232
>>557242487Can we get Dantsu Flame instead?
Chrono sending out her Chronolings to doxx every single torena-san in global
>>557242491wow she is so big and jiggly like jello... inchou is erotic
>already finished my SMaru ace>just waiting for VBourbon nowMaybe I should also mutate El to a front to cuck pace Els
>>557242765Bwo what about Smart Falcon?
Diamambo Dogs...
>>557242839Why are we still here... just to suffer!?
>>557242539I’ve never actually looked at in-game Pokke’s info before. What a goofy unique
Fillies...FILLIES!
>>557242837Falco is outclassed by Front Pasa.
>>557241657>those stats for Chiyo>7L lossI refuse to believe that's not outright cheating. There's no way a fucking front runner can have that kind of dominance, even if Chiyo's ult sucks, and I don't know if it does.
>>557243062You're just not used to seeing how strong redshift is on the actual redshift user.
>>557242232oh wait I have this one, will it do?>t.globalfren, not jpfag
>>557241657Maru showed you what happens when you face a well build front runner
spring corners double circle, pace corners double circle, nimble nav, ignited spirit spdno stopping me / turbo sprint (taking one makes getting nimble/sprint gear no go)Any recs? I'm leaning toward nimble/sprint gear for that bit of extra gamble luck. I have plancha/1kpwr+turfS+mummy. I know nimble doesnt work too well on this track though
>under 1k clocksI'm not ready for MANT bros...
>tfw no lanky big boy toreina of a super mega ultra cute angry boy uma
>>557243218that's not gentildonna, retard
>>557240883stupid sexy Tickezo
>Get a blue burst pre-debut>Game crashes next turnTo be denied...>>557243062>0.4s accel on corner spurtyou instalose unless she late starts and never makes it to the front
>>557243062chiyos ult is pretty solid, but its not gonna trigger when marus blasting off that far ahead. Weird thing is i only lost to her by 2L yesterday with quite a bit worst stats and no skills.. but then i come in with pretty great stats and skills and she thrashed me even harder. Hence, my salt. Unfortunately head-on is locked behind the event, not merely hints
>>557242470What the fuck do you want people to say?Sorry, anon, but your trainee knows fewer skills than the competition.
>>557243406
Attention all umadacchis. Please do NOT (you) me with jp umas. I will get mad, i swear!!
>>557236038Is this the legendary F2P friendly card banner
>>557243492Shame we don't have 1600m Nakayama CM to see red Maru fully utilize her kit
>>557243406>super mega ultra cute angry boy umayou know....that's an ideal way to describe Dicta Striker.
>>557243595
Speaking of F2P friendly, if your Pasa doesn't look like this don't bother coming to the dirt CM.
>>557243392You only need 500 bro.Anything more is gaslight.
Do you like this image? Is it pleasant? Does it make you feel warm and fuzzy inside? Well that's nice, because the run was FUCKED!...I can't do this anymore. I've failed my wife. She's better off without me.
>there are gutsmaxxers roaming the lobbies with aces like this>we're not even in MANT yetGod save us all
>>557243406He looks like he loves Joan of Arc too much and he kills babies
>>557243529She also has unrestrained so you have a ~20% chance to get giga fucked if unrestrained proc at a good timing
>>557243809Your wife is a child...
Yeaaaa
>>557243843but he's with dicta striker, not oguri
>>557243767>that's an ideal way to describe Dicta Striker.WHAT? NOOO WAY! I would never...
>>557243938Sasami is a really nice support if you get to know her, it's just a shame that her event chain is so short
>>557243814>822 wit with Nice Nature aloneBwo what the fuck
>>557243652Maru is such a hag...
>>557243881probably what happened that race. I'm just extra salty because of losing head-on, its a crazy unfair career race. I mean, they know its unfair, thats why they let you continue just by placing 2nd. That bitch CB is in sakuras head.
>>557243767That's Espoir City
>>557244162when does the race take place? Any way to cheese it?
this game really has a sick sense of humor
>>557236381>>557236038>>557237260Im confused is she 2 stars or 3 stars?
>>5572443762 stars.
For as hot as Seeking the Pearl is, her lack of fanart is seriously disturbing.
Finally.What was the TT cut-off last week?
>>557244459Thanks its nice a qt made for f2p
>>557244309its the final japan cup right at the end of the career. No way to cheese - youll easily take 2nd, but getting first is clearly real tough. I'd guess I'm also probably getting debuffed from having low stam - I certainly didnt run out, plancha even fired. Idk, maybe if you're running front that might help block her some but i doubt it. Like front chiyo w/ A&S or something
>>557244459Cute jammies
So does anyone know what this message means?For those that havent seen this conversation event, the context is that Maruzen replied to Chiyo's text about a race with just "6000*6" and Chiyo is trying to figure out what it means.IDK for sure, but I assume the joke is that Maruzenski is texting on her touch screen smart phone as if it were a push button flip phone. The message is most likely supposed to be a kaomoji of some sort, can anyone here figure out what it is?
>>557244485623k
>>557244485It was only 612k, don’t worry
Finally highrolled a hot spring for once. Possibly my first time since those runs seem to always tank. Shame I even jobbed a few races, probably shouldve snuck in more races though
>>557244604g*oog
>>557244485622,136 pts
>>557243915SHE WAS ONLY 29 YOU SICK FUCK
>>557244610>>557244690Uh oh
They're adding who to the game?
>>557244847Team Sex
>>557244764We need more Mature Ulala art
sigh
>>557244289>>557244735Wish I had half your luck, would really like a chiyo half this good for my med team or something.
>>557244831hmmm nyo
>>557244590Rough. Are you to go full autist and statmaxx into victory or just give up for now?
so is taiki worth building or not?pretty sad that i failed to finish aces but im still gonna keep trying
>>557245173Imagine being so obsessed with Uma Musume you take voice acting lessons even though you've never done it in your life and apply to be an Uma and actually make it in.
big orange
Surely we won't reach 600k retention before mant, right....?
>>557245559borange, for short
>>557245387Yesn't.
>>557245362honestly i think with a few hundred more stam would probably win. But shes on sprint TT now so prol not gonna try for a while. Probably won't mutate her for dirt cm since im guessing ill go metafag. Mayhaps will try a medium tier chiyo post-cm next week for the hell of it
Can you still do fan runs with Maru in Unity? I mean like does it suck ass or can you still beat career pretty easily?
Dude seriously there's gotta be something wrong with SSR event chains lately, ever since the update where they fixed Riko's appearance (which I never had a problem with it honestly), they simply refuse to finish or even fucking start. What the hell. I started taking only 2 for runs and it still doesn't work. What the fuck?
>>557245478Wait, what now?
>>557244604pager code
>>557245798Fan runs feel easier to do in URA, but then again, I did like 6 fan runs during half TP for fun so I'm probably not the right person to ask
>>557245832Her voice actress is primarily a singer. If you 've watched Yurucamp she did the OP for it. She got into Uma Musume and horse racing BADLY and was desperate to become an Uma, so she took voice acting lessons and then applied.
>>557245387My Taiki's won a handful of lobbies. More consistent winners are Bakushit and the harlot, though.
>Roll for Chiyo>Gain Cafe and 2 front runner>The front runner are nothing but aids (Falco/Gundam)Figured I have a preference towards Pace/Late, but holy shit Gundam had nothing but "2nd 2nd 2nd" so far, except for the first race.
>>557245746Yes!
Nice "spark" bro
>>557245960>Espo's VA is this cute singerIM SORRY!?>so she took voice acting lessons and then applied.In fucking credible, goddamn what a gal.
>>557243915She has potential
cyconvenihttps://www.cygames.co.jp/news/id-24760/They should sell carat pack cards but they're also collectibles
>>557243915out of 10 and deserves plenty of children of her own
>>557244289gyarus are not boys
>>557243915That makes it more likely to be the first one to shape her coochie with my parental cock
Fucking how, I don't care that I have B in sprint just come the fuck on with this bullshit
I’M TAKING YOU DOWN THIS TIME MARUZENSKY
>Race starts>My runners are fighting for 1st - 3rd place>Initial spurt dies>They fucking plummet back to 6-8 and just mostly stay there because 1-2nd place are so far ahead my Pacers look like late surgers. . I don't fucking understand this CM.
>>557246751BASEDGET THE HAGGET HER GET HER
>>557246751the raped
>>557246751Based
>>557246678Just clock it
It's been almost 8 months since release, and the bloat etc. is going to get worse. Have you started to feel nostalgic yet?
>>557246751
>>557246926I don't fucking miss URA, only whales had a real chance at that scenario.
>>557245559no one wants to fuck this orange
>>557246926no i actually like playing games instead of thinking about playing games and then posting in threads as a substitute for playing games instead
>>557246983I do, she's my wife after all.
Is it just me or Suzuka looks fantaastic for fan runs?Not like getting 10 long sparks is hard at this point
>>557246983>no onebro at this point in my life I'm fucking even Shakur
>>557246028>Gudam is B A B>As expected has a bunch of medium races>Has a lot more Long races than I expectedFuck me this is a bitch to set up, might as well just run her as a fucking Long UMA I goddamn guess...
>>557246731is this guy getting lazier or somethingthe clips used to be varied around but now half of them are all from the same continuous voice line
>>557247073problem is most of her goal races are g2s
>>557247087Nothing wrong with shakurShe is cute
>>557246983I would, but only if she's wearing her racewear.
>>557246802>>557246823>>557246850>>557246963MARUZENSKY WHAT THE FUCK. YOU CAN’T JUST DO THIS TO YOUR KID
>>557242004It will be people complaining about MANT, people asking questions about MANT, people who are enjoying the mode, and veterans smugly saying how they knew global would hate it and quit the game because they're pussies or saying how they knew global would like it because they're soulless grinders
>>557247220You just wanna see her lucky panties or spats
>>557247253THE RAPED
>>557247254all me
when i talk to maya and she *doesnt* pull out her phone aaaaaaaahhhwhy is she the only card source of head on
>>557247156Look at the channel directly, pretty sure none of it comes from the channel owner directly, it's stitched together shit from multiple sources of varying degree of quality, may it be video or sound. Some stuff is outright unusable because of how bad the overall quality is, some straight form fucking tiktok.
Really love StegoAlso wish there was a UIless version of the League of Heroes menu.
>>557247253The raped indeed.
>>557247321As expected of "me"
>>557247380Why is your bro like this?
>>557247073If you can get her to Long A or even B, it's pretty good. Most of her career races are G2 or G3, so you'll need to be a bit judicious and make sure you're getting 600/600/600 (or 900/600/900 if you want to beat Bitter Nigger/Little Cracker), but it's really satisfying to clear the Arima Kinen with her.
>>557247253Maybe your Chiyono was just too dumb.
>>557247380My bro...
>>557247381wtf nigga
people are gonna be sooooo fucking mad when they realize Mile C is not copeable in MANT its going to killso many characters
>>557247254I actually liked MANT when it dropped, but I was a returning player only doing 1 run a day so I didn't burn out like the people spending their entire TP bar every day
>>557247253>can't clock because you cleared victory conditions even though you lostCYGAMES THIS IS BULLSHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUARE ONLY WHALES ALLOWED TO GET THIS EVENT?! OHHHH YESS BUHIIIII NOW IT'S EASY I'LL JUST WHIP OUT MY PIGGY OINKERS NO BIG DEAL GOSH WHAT A GREAT GAME I LOVE PAYING AND ROOTING IN MY SHIT LIKE A BUHIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>557247436 >>557247491My bro's old, please understand.
>>557247604>an't clock because you cleared victory conditions even though you lostI'm surprised they haven't given you the QOL yet but that's a feature in the future.
I fucking fell for the Sprint Fine Motion psy-op
>>557247609Its cool, my bro can take it easy now in retirement with his friends.
>>557247682no such thing. Is winning with her an uphill battle? Yes, she might not win a single race. Is she so cute that it's worth it anyway? Yes, she is. GOD I WANT FINE MOTION SO BAD PLEASE LET HER SPOOK ME NEXT WEEK WHEN I BRING HOME CHOCOLATE GUNDAM
it's brover
>>557247073Yeah she's my go-to for fan runs
>>557247782The way it should be, I want my bro to be happy and have a chill life.
Why the long face hahahaha
why maruzensky instead of gold ship for fan runs? anchors aweigh is auto win on literally every track unlike red shift
>>557245960>Music artist wants to be an Uma so badly she fucking picks up voice actingDamn, that's pretty based.
>>557247891I love how she refers to trainer. The tore-chan just hits different.
>>557247682take arima for the head-on hints, she wins it with 350 stamina and long C somehow.
>>557247253
>>557248064It's great, I love that bit very much.
>>557248072What are the chances of getting a racecourse hint on first place?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGJ-mmkDVSUmy bro is a great singer...
Post em
I wanna bang my bro...
https://jiggie.fun/ZToEdUhttps://jiggie.fun/ZToEdUhttps://jiggie.fun/ZToEdU
>>557248228BUHIIIIII
>>557247526Will Chiyono survive?
>>557248339She will only grow stronger
>>557233641Only Grass Wonder? What about El Condor Pasa? Taiki Shuttle? Maruzensky?
I'll never escape from this bitch
>>5572475269 distance sparks with like 200 affinity is enough
>>557247604teio rageposts aren't the same anymore. the flame has died out.
>>557248408Strong inu...
>>557248494That's because it's not the OG teioposter
newbie retard question: does EX URA races count for affinity?
>>557248601yeah
On one side I'm happy about the three uma I got besides Chiyo, having to pity her was annoying but I've had a lot of luck with my last 2 banners, so whatever. What a pain in the ass all of those uma are to train tho, that's a different matter. At least Falcon is alright to run with a bit of Stam, the others are all med/long slop however, one of them being Front.
>>557248601Yes, it's classified as a graded race therefore it gives affinity.
>>557248687Should've had anons bless you with 7s like I did yesterday
>>557248628>>557248705thanks bros
>>557248761That wouldn't have changed jack and shit, except for the fact that I used less carats for the whole thing.
>>557248662WrongThe correct way is if Tamamo is in a stroller and you're crouching in front of it
>>557248880Shut up Creek! Thats creepy!
7 and you quit till Grand Live
>>557248842Worked on my machine. You need to believe harder.>>557115247
>sweep was so BRATTY she was one of the few CHEAP impact era horses to survive the transition to uma musume
>>557248494>>557248574>the first instance of Obuhi Cap was in NovemberThey don't make Teioposts like they used to
>>557247526my poor tamtam..
So if am Uma wanted to....you know, force herself on you. She totally could right?
>>557249107Please get off the internet Daiwa Scarlet.
>>557249000Weeeeeeeeeell ain't you a lucky son of a bitch?
>>557248976nice try, chump
7 and you become main front runner
>>557249145
7 and I will be happy
7 and you run PACE pasa in dirt cm
7 and you uninstall
>>557249107Humans are significantly weaker than umas so yes, if your trainee has shown interest in you and you keep rejecting her advances for no good reason there will always be a non zero chance that she'll forcibly take things further. That includes the docile ones.
7 and nothing happens
>>557249196
7 and you all die.
Fuck man Suzuka just can't win. Maybe I should just turn her into a blocker against falcofags
777 and i win da umay moosoomay
>>5572491467s never lie. Have faith in Shiraoki-sama and you too can be blessed next time!
7 and
7 and you stop searching for 7
>>557249281
7 and you run triple front runners
>first runbrehs
>>557249318your greens bro?
>>557249332I don't trust your silly 7s. I once rolled a silly 10er for xOgu, got her instantly. Managed to get 3 copies of KitaBLACK on her last banner as well. Considering my questionable luck on Chiyo, I'm hoping for at least 2 lucky gets on FineMo. YOUR SEVENS AIN'T SHIT FUCK YOU AAAAAAA
GOD IS DEEEEEEEAD
>>557249447Don't worry you won't feel nothing
satan 666
7 and we have to be all nice to each other!
7 and you give me a (you)
>>557249271I'd agree with you but horses are prey animals and absolute pussy's who don't know they're own strength, and Uma's are horses. I'm not saying that it can't happen but just unlikely
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