Previous: >>556565375Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moeBuild analyzer: https://sendou.inkPool code: inkgen>News• Eggstra Work 2/13-2/15• Version 11.0.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v1100• Splatoon Raiders trailer - https://x.com/SplatoonNA/status/1932422840797524219• Chill Season is on until 2/28>Media Accountshttps://x.com/SplatoonNAhttps://x.com/SplatoonJPhttps://x.com/SplatoonEU>Map Schedules and Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/>Gear, Weapons, and Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
last new eggstra work
>>557245190shit mode, i want more big runs
>>557229104>>557231413nta but modern controllers are just shit, I'm on my second Pro Controller and both sticks have some level of drift, while the Joy-Cons I rarely ever used became unusable a few years ago and the left one straight up died. The Gamecube controller is accidentally stepped on as a teenager drifts less than any of my newer controllers that I take very good care of.
>>557246612*The Gamecube controller I accidentally stepped on
anyone up for a little bit of open at rotation?
>>557250898fuck off faggot
>>557250993ok hotdogs lol
New fish on the block, anyone up for a hunt?
>>557253924i will if you don't mind the possibility of me being trash
>>557254129It's all fun and games, room up
SR 2/4>>557254129If it was you who joined, why would you ever say you're trash lol Otherwise lmk I'll open again
>>557254357it was, right now im playing handheld, actually dropped my switch there last round, sorry
>>557254623>handheldSometimes I forget you can even do that with the Switch.This W1 spawns were evil
I woke up to my nigger neighbors screaming at each other at 1am so now I’m going to play ranked until I fall asleep.
>>557254986it's not the best experience, but i guess it's better than not playing for a while
>>557255343Dock trouble? Did you try tabletop mode?
>>557256026nah im just not home, don't have a TV capable of not having incredible latency.didn't know tabletop mode even existed, but i don't think it'll be any different, i have mine propped up on a pillow in bed
>>557256643Ah, if you're not actually holding the tablet but using a procon or detached joycons, that's tabletop mode. Or pillowtop, I guess.
GGs y
>>557258103GGs SH, tough rotation but fun fishing!
I've seen things you squiskids wouldn't believe.
>>557258752Jesus christ
my ancestor...
>nobody posted the new valentines art
>>557268396ok
pa-pa-papara-ppa-pa
>>557268520>no big mankek
>>557269220yuri game
Who else will play eggstra work while listening to kpop tomorrow?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1BsYdMzhX68
Does your ceph have a valentine?
>>557272551No, my woomy is very stupid and thinks those cephs giving her candy do it out of kindness in their hearts.
>>557272551veemo will finally confess her love to her woomy friend...
good new jtveemo https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/141114836
>>557282249jtveemo should just stick to drawing veemos, she can only draw veemos, but my god she can draw veemos
>>557282249>splatoon artist starts drawing splatoon characters less and less
>>557272551Valentine's day is more of a friend day in my country so yes.
>>557282249barely looks like her.
>>557285394Losers
>>557282249draw me next
>>557291368Monkey paw curls, now anon's woomy is drawn with gigantic off-model woobies.
>>557291703oh no, how horrible?
Frye me.
Why is Callie so perfect?
Woomy with large floppers and an equally large smile
splatoon 4 will have killstreak nukes
>>557303546Yanking is required
No fatties allowed beyond this point
>>557303546>>557303624Still mad you can't do this
anyone wanna play some open at rotation?
Woomy goes apeshit
>>557311412I do
>>557312964opening a room
>>557312705i too, play like a crackhead when i hear that flow trigger sfx
Squid flow should restore health.
>>557315853flow should glow in squid mode like a holding charger and reduce ink recovery rate
>the mechanic that rewards you for playing well should debuff you actually
>>557317217yesflow should be a tradeoffyou are now the dedicated hard carry guy, so you get extra abilities to let you do more, but in return, the enemy team should know where you are, so that they can now either avoid you or gang up on youand ink recovery reduces your ability to spam, forcing you to take deliberate engagements over cheesing your splats, don't make it too big of a debuff, a couple negative subs, so to say under aura, you are enemy #1, own it, or perish like a dork
>>557312964Sorry i gotta stop, can only play not docked for so long.GGs
>>557317996actually, you know whatscrew ink recoveryincrease health recovery delay, to let weak players chip you down over time if you keep them alive
>>557318313GGs
Shooting friendly players with ink should heal them
>>557318883>aerospray paintsluts become full-on traditonal healslutsdear god no
>>557318883>hydra in the backline shooting into a fight providing both healing and damage from a safe space>tower control becomes even more of a hell with blasters
>>557318883Ink storm already does that
who else is editing together killstreak montages to Breaking Benjamin
>>557329771I'm editing killstreak vids to kpop
Name one thing cuter than a woomy (you can’t)
>>557330196two woomies
>>5573301963 woomys
>>557330196A barefeet weyyo with tinted shades
>>557328371Woomy's chamber pot full of poomies
>>557328371>>557334442Literally pic rel
>>557334939Gardy-loo-my !
>>557271090im doing this rn
3 Dark Skies with an enormous amount of eggs that can be obtained?! This Top 5 is gonna be an all time high.
anyone wanna do a short open?
Woomy freshly made chocolate >>557353961Yeah sure
>>557354645Was in a game, opening
>>557354645that's you that joined, right?
>>557353961I want to join
>>557355285opening
>>557354645GGs
GGs openers
Oh well ggs sorry for doing badly
I need my ink sacs sucked so bad...
Woomy holding floppers with her best friend on woomentines day.
Flopperwoomy grabbing her best friend's woobies with her suction cups
>last new eggstra work>not a single room opened>not even a mention since it started>even /v/ thread is barely alive compared to usualDeader than dead.I got 225 in freelance earlier (didn't open a room because I had limited time), I can't tell if it was tremendous luck to get a top notch freelance crew, or if this scenario is just piss easy. It felt piss easy desu, so from past experience relatively to previous ones this will mean that Japanese autists will push it to 500.Kind of don't feel like trying to top my current score, but I could room up if anyone wants to.It we could just down a king when new rotation rolls in in an hour.
>>557371395yeah, probably the easiest shift to date
>>557371917Cod damn, guess it's another EW bronze then. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F527iNRfyTs>that grillers cheeseHuh good to know I guess.
>>557338932I’ve wanted more art of these two specifically for the longest. Thank you Nintendo.
>>557371395nobody likes EW waste of a mode
>>557385702nipples love it
>>557386571>japs have shit tastemust be a day that ends in y
>>557386571I think the name "Eggstra Work" is a complete miss to begin with. "Part-time Workers Team Contest" gives me a very comfy feeling, like something you would do with your mates for fun and community building, and more importantly something that woomies would do while trying to get the most silly numbers of eggs for silly woomy reasons. "Eggstra Work" is just another shitty tumblr-tier pun from Treehouse shoehorned into a game that they don't understand in the world-building sense. Honestly it's one of the worst term translations in the entire game, jarringly bad and breaking the immersion because you can almost smell the obese pink haired creature behind it. No wonder that people in the West don't care to play it, even if it's the same mode just with a different label on top.
>dude tranniesholy obsessed
>>557388882noit's popular in jp because it's triple extra grindyit's hated in the west because it's triple extra grindyif i want to grind i'll just take an angle grinder and grind something irl
>>557388882You will never be Japanese.
what is the best nerf for bloblobber
>>557392120Force Joey to take HRT and make him into a cute brat girl (with a dick).
>>557392120consecutive shots increase ink consumption, to dis-inscentivise spam without nuking its ability to use subsin return, slightly lower base ink consumption, to promote more deliberate gameplay
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9Z4PjKWF9vkthis should be a new sprinkler variant
How is your ceph spending their Valentines day?
wish we had a map that takes place in a forestor on a beachor in an underground cave or minelots of cool ideas that haven't been capitalized on yet
>>557395724jerking off to veemo porn and crying himself to sleep
>>557395724sharing chocolates with her woomfriend
>>557398135camp triggerfish is in a forestarowana mall is a beachside mallpiranha pit is a mine
>>557399150a good map that takes place in a foreston a beach, not by a beachpiranha pit isn't underground
>>557388882no you retardwe don't like it because it's the same shit over and over.
>>557395724Coffee with her best friend.
>>557400730How does woomy like her coffee?
>>557401954Like her best friendBLACK
>>557401954With a bit of milk and/or hazelnut flavoring.
>>557403445Cozy.
My woomy is gonna sleep in this Valentine's day.
Happy Valentine’s Day!
>>557407267
>>557407267sex with this choco veemo
>>557407267Kino
naked veemo with heart pasties
>>557412175Now we're talking.
How Dapple Went From A Meme To Top 10https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nvmb6JKj5Y
>>557412514gimme another dollar for saying the n word
>>557412514Buffs for honest-liter the honesty weapon when?
>>557412514not news, niche isn't bottomthey've always been a on-and-off pick for rainmaker/tower (oct 2022)
>>557413148balloon/rain third kit
>uuuh no bomb therefore bad weapon XDKill Pronigger and remove all the three bombs for 4.
Give me your Splatoon theme pick-up line.
>>557414320Uhhhhhhhhhh do you woom here often
PB 0/10
>>557396338Why is she fat.
>>557414301>rangelet to end all rangelets>no tool for taking space
>>557414606sploosh is a rangelet. release day daps were kinda but not really. present day daps are not. >>557414301there is a bit of a point, daps are supposed to be a sploosh-but-dualies, and sploosh is historically ass without a subthe problem is that dapples were always closer to real 2-liners than to sploosh because they both have way more natural range and all of that range was usable even day 1 and became increasingly more usable as time went, culminating in present day when the range was buffed to near-splash range and the projectiles are so fucking huge that you have to actively try to miss with themngmi really shouldn't have considered them to be in the same ballpark as the spreadfires when balancing, but he not only did, he also gave them more buffs than any spreadfire over the course of last two games
There's no splatana with a sprinkler.
>>557414301>t. has never played something like sploosh or vtrislosher against competent peopleYou need range or a poke to be a functional weapon.
Did pictures from last PB ever get posted?
>>557416265Yeah near the end of the last thread. It wasn’t much.
>>557410987Coddamnit I love Harmony
>>557416126vtri has mist, it's baisically a shoddy suction, not ideal but you can work with it
>>557417510>not idealExactly. You can also make do with vSploosh's curling but why would I do that when other weapons do the job better?
>>557417742curling is not a grenademist is not as good of an aggressive grenade as splat or fizzy but it does the job, and it's good as a zoning grenade and cheap so you can control space pretty effectively
megalodontia is too hard
>>557419835sucks to be you then
>>557419932his weak spot doesn't make up for being off the map for half the round
>>557416396I can't find it
Can we have a community vote to permanently ban some map modes from PBs?
>>557421535Wouldn't really work because there are only like 3 half-decent RM maps.
wow that was such a close game
>>557420040sucks to be you then
>>557421487Maybe it was the previous previous thread.
>>557421487>>556887049
Watzafuak?
>3v3why
>>557423804i had to go afk for a moment
171 is pretty good for doing eggstra work with randoms :)
close game
oh my switch is out of batteries, GGs PBers
>>557424459Rip. GGs.
say close game i dare you
Very close game.
>still getting sniped through objectsI fucking hate this game so much
nearly 11 years and tower control is still the worst mode in the game by a country mile
>>557425779Both RM and TC are abysmal dogshit.
geges pebe
GGs everyone. Thanks for playing. Happy Valentines.https://litter.catbox.moe/fume6vdv402dujjx.flac
ggs pb!
GGs pb
ggs pb
the only good mode is splat zones
>>557426024GGs! Thanks for hosting.
>>557425986RM is less abysmally dogshit than TC, if only by a little
Anyone up for some EW grind?
Valentine's day is not for bad woomies.
>>557431814covering this bad woomy in smooches
>>557431814Good woomy.
does freelance eggstra work roll you one of the weapons at the very start of the event? i feel like i've been given the splattershot jr 90% of the time
>>557434195Yeah every time you start a new job you get put on a random weapon.
GGs again. I didn't check the settings before recording so everything is blurry.https://files.catbox.moe/jt1qoa.png
>>557436491Charger couple
>>557436491>y*bw*yybad pb
>>557436491WoomVeem yuri orgy while Weyyo sits in the cuck chair.
1king fish?
>>557414550Huge tits make every woomveem better.
We need a character in Raiders that we face off against constantly throughout the game, and each time they have different abilities. They also have a unique way of showing up.
we need raiders in march and splatoon 4 in july
>>557444867Yassss
Something looks off about Big Man.
>>557446090he is the cuck chair
bisgits
are we actually expecting something for Raiders on the 17th or was that a meme?
>>557450349i am because i have nothing left
>>557450349Expecting? No. Hoping? Yes.They like to reference previous trailer dates so it's possible. Not likely though.
>>557450349hoping but not expecting
ok draw my yebby sticking a fork in a outlet
>>557450349direct next week trust in the planif not wait for marchif not wait for april
>>557444617>We need a character in Raiders that we face off against constantly throughout the game, and each time they have different abilities.>They also have a unique way of showing up.He's an octo! He's an octo! An octo, look, there's an octo! Before the Great War we'd have you upside down with a harpoon up your ass!
https://x.com/sashibu2/status/2022599191382589577?s=20
>tocyiwell I'm fucked, because self improvement isn't real
>>557457916toe key
>>557457916>tocyiOnly trolls, cheaters and armchairfags say that.
>>557460480It's either flar or I'm tociy. Pick one.
shes only embarrassed dont worry
>>557466679drowning this flopshredder in smooches
>>557466679wtf why is she crying a woomy should be happy on valentines...
Need a woomy gf...
>>557466376pearl woomy or poomy as i like to call her
need to fall asleep with a woomy in my arms, her massive floppers wrapping around us both
The dreadful feeling when I'm done with work and chores for the night and can finally play Splatoon
what a fucking dogshit mode holy fucking shit
raiders never
>>557490664try being the rainmaker carrier the carrier controls the flow of the game
>>557490664Do you go for kills with main, sub, or special.
>>557493478Makes zero difference, flow of the game is controlled by tryhards and metafags, it was a dogshit mode before and it's dogshit squared now with the tryhard bait flow state gimmick.>>557493951Whatever works situationally? Maybe 60-7% main tho.
Splat Hiatus is OVERI wanna EW.
>>557494662rm is all about control, if you don't have control then you won't be able to pushand rainmaker itself is a pretty scary weapon, it's a siege engine with almost special-level power and no ink or time limit (kinda) so if your teammates won't give you that control you can forcefully rip it from the enemy team with the fish itself, just go full soviet on them and relentlessly shell them until they give up and back down
>>557495429Cool. Have a good shift
>>557495607>rainmaker itself is a pretty scary weaponThat's a great theory, but the practice is that whenever I grab it I'm a sitting duck and only question is whether an enemy will teleport behind me in 2 seconds or in more like 5, because there is no team watching my flanks or being on point to paint ahead and engage.Whatever, I just wanted to get my calcs in and never touch it again, because fuck playing that nonsense.
>>557496686what flanks, this is splatoon 3, if enemy can be anywhere but in front of you, you have fucked up your control game so hard you might as well just put the controller down and let the inevitable happen (don't)>sitting duckrm can gurantee a punish on anyone who approaches, keep some distance and all of the awareness and shoot at their feet for a kill or in front of them to zone them out and reposition
>>557497178>what flanksThis meme is very exaggerated for most maps that are not Hammerhead and Eeltail, and just plain false for Flounder and Marlin that happened to be in that rotation. >keep some distance and all of the awareness and shootI'm not gonna theorize because I'm obviously not good at RM, but I have little desire to get better because the core gameplay of this mode is the most miserable and unfun part of Splatoon for me. It's cool if someone likes it tho, de gustibus something something.
>>557439905YesIf your offer still stands after twoomy hours
Did you have a good Valentine's Day /ink/
>>557500769Yeah.
>>557500769I'm still single but I got chocolate and my woomyNone of the girls in my circle like me but they don't dislike me either so it could honestly be a lot worseBe grateful and keep inhaling the copium-hopium mix, trvst ze plan...
>>557500769No, it was just another day for me. Last time I dated was 8 years ago, I'm a borderline hikikomori now. At least woomy is there for me.
>>557500769No so I'm gonna pork it to redmoa's marina model until i stop regretting my life choices up until this pointBring back kraken meta btw
>>557503304>borderlineI haven't had irl human interaction in almost 2 years. want cute gf but everything outside my room sucks
>>557503540are all /ink/ers undiagnosed autistic KHHV hik manchildren?
>>557503620YesThat is why we are good at SplatoonWe never invested our trait points into anything else worthwhile so we hardspec'd into beating the everloving crap out of casual shitters and braindead jobbers (re: children) to make ourselves feel powerful in an otherwise vapid and incompatible existence (and it works)
>>557503620I'll have you know I'm a diagnosed schizophrenic who just so happens to be a manchild
>>557503620Normal people over 20 don't play Splatoon.
>>557503620i don't seek any romantic relationships for the last 10 years because if it escalates into a marriage i can't bring myself to bear the responsibility of bringing innocent children into the fucked up world we are heading towardsand marriage without children is cringe as fuck
>>557504273It's a good thing nobody here is normal. If they were they wouldn't be on /ink/
>>557500769No, missed my chances back in high school when females actually would actually acknowledge me. Ain't nowhere to meet people as a NEET
>>557504582i love you
>>557504373I'm a failed normalfag.
>>557506184>Born to be a star>Forced to be a brown dwarf
born to woomforced to veemthis economy is out of control
>>557506553At least you were spared from yebweyying
>>557506553She may not have the means but she has the spirit
>>557500769I am a genetic deadend and I hope I get killed in a quick and painless manner. woomy
Any fsh? Can be EW or 1 king, just wanna get my bonuses
>>557509251trying too hard
>>557509572Kys armchairnigger
>>557509632ywnbfs or however the sauce is spread on the big mac
>>557509632not your boogeyman :^)
>>557509260Kill a king
>>557500769I had fun playing in the PB with my favorite /ink/ers
>>557509793Openin
Fisk 2/4You know the drill
GGs, good kill.
Geegs G, thx for Joe massacre
Never change /v/
>>557512015orion...
Squid Jump was a great game to pass the time before a match.
>>557513415Squid Racer was more fun
>>557513550And here comes Woomy with the Carbon!
>>557513687>>557513550What a useless specialIt really is the successor to bubble blower
>>557514797Menopausal hag squidwife
>>557514113it's a nuanced special that requires forethought and awareness to get value out ofit's the clam blitz of specialshow great it is that there is, for once, a special that can fail because the user is shit, instead of brute forcing instant advantage>bubble blowerbb was a god tier special though
>>557515563>Clam Blitz of specialsFair, because the mouthbreathing retards I'm constantly paired with don't know how it even works
>>557515935i believe in natural selection, they'll either git gud or die off
>>557516085How you felt after posting that
>>557516638i miss grim so much bros... s-blast is not the same, filthy thief...
>>557503620What does the second h mean?
>>557519581hugless
>>557519692>Hugged by a girl in eighth gradeLater, virgins
draw a woomythen, draw the rest of the fucking splatoon
>>557519692Then whats the first one?
>>557521568>Kissless>Handholdless>Hugless>Virgin
>>557520524I’ll get to it eventually.
You'd think they'd have less placeholders this far into development tbdesu
>>557523725>this far into development>he thinks the game is that far to begin with
>>557523725Where'd you get this?
>>557523725ai-generated
>>557523725cool fake, dude.
>>557523725something's off about that woomy model, where did you get this
>>557524569>>557524534>>557524401>nobody has seen the raiders trailergrim, they're not even marketing it, may as well be forgotten
>doomkeks so desperate they're generating fake images and making up fake trailersgrim
fuck you for posting ai
>>557525367cute veemo
Any1 eggstra?
>>557526192What weapon do you wanna use?
>>557526516grizz charger
>>557526192>>557526784Okay, let’s go.
>>557526516I'm fine with either Jr or Stamper, you can pickRoom opening NOW
Egg 2/4Going for GOLD
>>557527773Open up
>>557527958Opening
>>557528821Got in
Eig 3/4
>>557500769I spent most of the day looking after my adorable niece and drawing when I got back home so it was a nice day. Gave my cat some extra treats too.
Ehh really bad waste of eggs w5
Should reset if we don't clear 45 Eggs w2
>>557530631so dark
>>557530579I concur
We need to ditch this random, he sucks
>>557530986Definitely not making Gold if we don't.
Do what the host says or else I'm blocking you from joining me again.
I’m out after this GGs.
>>557532949Yeah it's retards galore rn. Here's hoping 210 is enough for bronze GGs
GGs
I feel so ashamed of myself.
Raiders needs a silly dance moment.
Raiders is gonna a be a turn-based RPG with parrying and Minecraft mechanics
>>557536880Big Man is gonna be OP
who wanna fish
>>557538085Me I'll do 1king.
>>557538254open
>>557538085I'll fsh
>left a good series team thinking it was an Eggstra inviteGoddamnit
>>557538429open
>>557539120I can host an EW room after this.
>>557538085>>557538376Take off your name
>>557538085Hi, still up? I wanna fish.Regards, GT.
>>557539537Open>>557539475No
>>557539930Sorry for taking a little while! I'm not seeing you, think you could shoot an invite?
>>557540237git in, it also take a while to respond now so just do it
>>557539930One more seat?
>>557540632Nej :(
>>557540632full, sorry m89
seggs with this woomy's feet
>>557541268>>557541229Bummer, gl then fishbros
i think i'm done with pvp until splat4the netcode is such dogshitsalmon run only from here on out
>>557542083Word
ggs close king
GGs fiskazEW room goin up for the ballsy
GG's A, GT, and S! Fun rounds
>make an entirely new mode for 3>no matchmaking after 3 years>no new cardsTableturf bros....
>>557542337I'll EW
Egg Pain 3/4
>>557542337JoiningI had most luck with Reef before, but can also go with Jr if anyone feels strongly about it
EW opening
>>557542686Use Inkstrikes to help stop the Mothership stealing Eggs as we get more towards the basket W3
>>557542083>>557542194You said that last week.And the week before that.And the week before that...
That one tristrike was by mistake sorryTry 1st mothership booyah, 2nd tristrike plus wavebreaker to control trash around basket OR stamper could try this: https://x.com/i/status/2022980262158893531
Splatoon 4 will finally give us woomveem boob slider.
Nobody tries the grillers wall trick?Also don't kill first lid on the right on cohocks, keep it for slamming fish
>>557544443Buddy we’ll be lucky if 4 has gender differences.
>>557542674Let me in, I'm up
>>557544983keep dooming
>>557544834Let's just reset if we don't get 45-50 on Grillers
>>557545071Opening
>>557544834Seconding letting that first lid live on w4, we just need to improve that and w2 Griller luring
keep wooming
>>557545261Yeah fairBTW gotta be like dead center under left half of the grate and just under the edge for this to work
Is 280 safe?
>>557546231Probably
Egg 3/4, (you) know the drill>>557546231Bronze at best my guy.
>>557546231>Top 5% - 281
>random can't take a fucking hintlmao
>in b4 veemo reports and gets us all b&
>>557545849Still playing? I went for one solo queue match while waiting
>>557546845>>557546956>admitting to throwing
>>557546986Yea open, if you're A then 4/4
>>557547003There's no point to continuing past Wave 2 with a score below 40
>>557546956Has anyone ever been actually kicked out? What even happens?
splat dualies and dapples are so braindead now
>>557549097Did you watch the chara video….
>>557546090When are the best times to use Splashdowns?
GGs A, hardcore egg 3/4
Good run, thanks for help with the grind
>>557549097dapples has always been an extremely nooby weapon
>>557549438Not 100% sure desu, maybe W5 on the left (big shots) or right (2x stinger and flyfish). Or earlier as general panic button
God these randoms are so fucking retarded, why are they even playing this shitty mode if they don't care about their high score
Really need a full room for this...
>>557550231>They're playing for the vibes
>>557550231Probably hoping they get carried like in Big Run.
@kancora join pls
SEX
The highest Top 5 was 273.
>>557542083same
>>557551403Post the rest
I like how it snowballs after one mistake lol
>>557552038We’ve got from first to recent203217205218236227246233273250243
GGs G, thanks for the eggs
>>557555931I have Eggstra Fatigue, GGs bros.
One more for the road I guess. My Reef finger is cramping lol
Vac should be like 1000 health tops>but bubblerThey should rape bubbler too.
>make my special more special than other specials
>>557554354Gold is 275 btw
GGGGs everybody. Fun fsh, fun eggs, here's hoping 237 is enough for bronze.....
>>557559007>>557556004>>557546986GGs G, S and A (didn't get your pic, sorry), thanks for the high score and fun (?) grind.Never got EW gold before. Not holding my breath for one now either, even though scores over 250 seem to be outliers (highest I've seen is 375).
>>557560975Stop playing a bad weapon and change your ceph to a woomy
>>557560975>>557559007Good cephs.
>>557561141they have autism
>>557561258The scientifically accurate term is "silly."
>>557561065NO BAD WEAPONONLY BAD PLAYERS
>>557561484>t. 2300XP
>>557561065>Stop playing a bad weaponAnon? Salmon Run?>change your ceph to a woomyAlways been a woomy.
why in ink so bad in salmon run
>>557535695good thing deep cut has a dancer
>>557561638Erm I can make it to 2500 in a single rotation, and not just Tentatek
oops i spilled my eggs...
>>557563528Stupid dumb fucking woomyYou will never bear children EVER now!
*sniffle*
>>557564382"Here lies armchairfag's hopes and dreams.""What a baby."
Third kits wave 2 announcement tomorrow
>>557565387Woah!
>>557564818I'd drink her applejuice
>>557564403ogey.
>>557566270Room will be up shortly.
ok i just won a match in rainmaker in 1 min while listening to
EW results sure are slow
What’s slow are the players who are still sticking around salmon run after the ew. Why do they think they can just hop back into Salmon Run?
Only 246 when getting 300+ has never been easier?
>>557568760A well organized team of 4
Low as fuck border. Thought it was going to be around 260.
>>557568760You guys always overestimate the impact overfishers have
ggs 1kang
>>557570369Exact same thing with people who say that kids are the reason why their team lost splatfest. It's really annoying.
>>557570602ggggggggggggggggsssss
>>557570653Kids are the reason splatfest teams lose
>>557570653That's actually true though, consistently too, with the exception of whenever the team that would most appeal to kids ends up with white ink
Octoling weapon tier list
i don't speak moon.
>>557574223>suckerheard>octo>squid?>squid>woomyi localized instead of translating.
>>557574058lol racism XD
>>557574058Why is aerogay so high
>>557578537The higher it is, the more octoling it is.
>>557575515woomy guro
i hope the next patch nerfs clash blaster
>>557559007>>557560975>9 eggs short of gold second time in a rowSquilling myself right now.
>>557581380squigga how? this shit was free
>>557584463Freetards
>>557584463All it takes is 1 bad randumb when you can't get a full team desu, Freelancers CANNOT into Griller, Mothership or Cannon strats
I'm a woomy girlIn a woomy woooorldBeing spastic, it's inktasticYou can brush my flops, bankrupt all the shopsInkantation, sex is my fixation
>>557587312Callie should be drugged out back and shot!This is the message she is teaching young wooms, there is a silliness epidemic and she is the heart of it...
call-e
I am SICK of the color yellow
splatoon raiders should be like the lego games where I can unlock playable idols
Why do so many faggots cuck Frye out of Shiver by shipping Shiver with Marie? What even is the appeal?
>>557587312Utsu artist.
>>557603762the power dynamic
>>557603762Completely western phenomenon. It started because some artist forced it enough for others to take notice, and was popular for a good year before slowly dying off due to a lack of material and conflict with other ships.
Nogami should shill her more, she's still a nobody compared to other idols
>>557612871>two dlc campaigns and a pvp bandkill yourself
woomspammers = trannies
>>557614234If that's so, and yebweyy posters are all unironic confirmed homosexuals, then does that mean only veemoposters are straight?
>>557614502Yes. You don't see them spamming on /ink/ across with blogposting shit or projecting themselves on wooms, a thing narcissistic trannies do. You often see woom spammers making fun on yebweyy fags because it reminds them of their ugly ork retarded unhygienic selves and wishes they could be reincarnated as cute girls, hence the latching on wooms (and often regurgitating and misinterpreting Nogami off-hand comment on initially wooms as Word of God).
>>557611932Why is she white>inb4 pastel colors
>>557615578Nuh uh, I wanna be reincarnated as an anime shota and get Ara Ara'd by older woman. Woomy is simply the correct option when making a character.
>>557615578Erm sir this is a wendy's
>>557615578trying too hard
my brain is fryed
>>557616254Mentally eel.
Jesus tap-dancing Christ why is the netcode so fucking awful? This shit is worse than Smash on 3ds
>>557616752Kiddies have mcdonalds wifi
>>557616752>worse than SmashSmash is the absolute worst you retard, large amounts of input delay built into online/wireless play and the game literally turning into a slideshow every time the connection destabilizes even a little
>>557617898Nothing in Smash is worse than teleporting enemies and getting shot through fucking terrain. Even the game literally freezing for 10 seconds is better than the shit splatoon pulls.
t. person who has never truly experienced smash lag
>>557616156>>557616235Keep deflecting. Go on, make my point stronger.
Mario tennis has better netcoding than smash
>>557618589both have better netcode than Splat 3
>>557618517mindbroken
Raiders news tomorrow
I just like cephs.
raiders? 20274? 2030
>>557564818liar
>>557618220bait used to be believable
No one remembers my ceph :(
I like cute girls.
>>557615578Self projecting are we, noono?
>>557623742Are you a cute girl
>>557624124I'm an attack helicopter.
>>557624116Not every yebbwey is the french one
>>557621721>talking about the game's characters and posting art of them is off topicweak bait, try harder next time
I miss nono
>>557624427Ok but are you a *girl* attack helicopter
>>557624810Is he still around or did he retreat back to da 'cord with the others
>>557625730Weirdo.
>still no red-rimmed glassesmy maths teacher woomy...
>>557629308or moomy for short
>>557625848he isnt even invited to the cord.
>the switch 2 according to bloomberg is getting a price increase later this yearyou did get yours, right?
>>557632297Begrudgingly, precisely because of this scenario. They better give me first-row seats for Sam Altman's public lynching for this.
>no gaems
>>557625848The Frenchie literally made his own failed Discord server populated entirely by him and people who joined to get screenshots of how cringe he is and how many fucking NSFW channels he made for whatever reason
>>557632454just two more weeks and ai will be profitable
anyone wanna play some open at rotation?probably only for an hour
>>557632491you'll buy raiders and 4 and like it
>>557632491plenty of games
>>557632603porn is easier than ever to search for online and people still use discord for it?
>>557635418A little curation is good. The greats like asanagi or waita wouldnt be as popular if people didnt share them.
>>557638309>assanagi
i like happy girls that smile nicely
>>557638662https://files.catbox.moe/zqlid8.png
>>557639358I wish I could do cute sketches. I can only do full anatomy with perspective correction n shit, but I wanna do cute and simple stuff too, it just never comes out right.
>>557639846Have you tried practicing? Unlike flar/tociy in Splatoon, you can always be better in art.
>>557638662
Woomy in 3 Dimensions.
None of you would understand how much I love woomies.
Is Splatoon 3 worth $40? It’s that price everywhere atm
>>557645070If you have to ask....
>>557645070It used to be 60.
>>557645070yes
you couldn't pay me to play this gamenot even with a copy of ARMS
>>557635418chat apps are often used for communal gooning anonEven the spaces I'm in that allow political memes dom't have porn channels because they're always a net negative to overall server quality
>>557649268Slutoon is based though
You could pay me to play this game. 2 drawings for a 2 hour rotation. If you want me to fish, it'll be 1 draw for one king. Side order is miserable so that's 100000000 drawings per overlorder.
>>557650250Alright.>sends room inviteDraw my woomy with huge boobs.
"ouch"
>>557652565Pretty tasty.
how it feels to be a new player good enough for evp 999 but getting ranked down to profreshional because of shitty hardstuck teammates on maps you haven't gotten the badges for yeti wish you could play solo rounds so i wouldnt have to deal with these idiots
>>557650250
>>557625848His old shitcorn failed so he joined a new one from old S2 /ink/ers that opened to normalfags, this one literally disappeared the owner was mentally ill or something, he joined a new server made by the people of the previous server it's called "Salty Squid". I'll continue to spy on him to make sure he's not coming back here
>>557654787Why are you so obsessed with him? Why should you even care if he comes back on not? All the room makers have him blocked by now, you can have him blocked and with 4chanX, you can block his posts or just not watch his reefslider clips and select the "hide" option.Just ignore him
Got some Rank questions for you. Do you enjoy being on the tower?Do you enjoy having a power clam?Do you enjoy holding the rainmaker?Do enjoy camping so the enemy can’t ink the zone?
>>557655421Yes.
>>557655421>no>yes>no>yes
>>557655421>yes>yes>yes>yesSuch is the life of a backliner.
>>557655421yesmaybenoyes
>>557655421weapon dependentif I'm sure I can dunk it only context dependentholy fuck yeah
>>557655421Riding the tower and keeping the zone turfed are the only things my main weapon can do.>clamsI don't trust myself with the rainmaker, I just end up blasting people with it.
>>557655421I get on the tower when I can or should but my weapon is of the frontline and my sub is good at preventing backlines from targetting the tower. I leave the tower as soon as someone else climbs on it or if I got my special to deal with upcoming enemies. Don't all camp on it when one special can clear all of you.Everyone that can should get a powerclam, pass it around, use it as bait to fish out sharking enemies by restricting them to an area.If you got the RM next to you and a way forward, you should grab it and rush. Use it whenever it's advantageous. To clear up the way when the teammates provide adequate diversion.Zone, you paint, you wipeout and then you watch out for the enemy spawn and flank routes. You should go ahead yet sightly behind your teammates when they form a front so you can be backup. If they fail and you survive you can try to hold till they respawn and back you up.
>>557656635>t. 2200 XP
>>557655421ehno, i always throw it even if i intend to carry it, if nothing else it's a free burst bombfish is the greatest siege engine, fuckin' love iti don't camp, i advance beyond
>>557656851Kek, shitter
>>557585725I kind of regret pushing for that grillers wall strat now desu. We didn't have a full room for most of the shifts and not enough time to practice properly (since positioning and timing is critical) so it wasn't working out a lot of the time. Might have been better off just sitting on the front island the whole shift:Stamper stuns and kills grillersWellstring kills grillers (and stuns as backup if needed)Jr controls trashReef throws eggs and helps with trash if needed Everyone throws eggs during downtime, but never at the cost of primary roleLast 25 seconds whoever is targeted kites the griller away and the other 3 throw eggs like their life depends on it. Easy 75 right there if everyone is on board and does not mess up. But that's too much to ask with even one freelancer.Oh well, we'll do better when it re-runs.
I hope Joey will be gone like the fr*nch, for real this time Death to all yebweys
>only yebweyy player that isn't insufferable also plays woomyreally makes you think
>>557655421no, that’s the shitters’ responsibility no, that’s the shitters’ responsibility no, that’s the shitters’ responsibility yeah
>>557654787can mike draw me now…
>>557659036Keep teeheeing until you get lucky.
Not my problem.
>>557659291horizontal it into the 'cocks
Even if 4 does somehow get made it'll be 3-2 and not 2-2 like 3 SHOULD have been
>>557660124>it'll be 3-2 and not 2-2I'm missing some context here.
>>557660124a Splatoon 2-2 would be more defensive dogshit3 is more like a 1-2 with even more focus on aggressive solo playmaking
Virtual Boy app is on the JP eshop
We will never break the pinnacle from splat 1 so why bother making splat 4
>>557660437nah, splatoon 1-2 was golden era 23 is its own unique flavour of shit that traded skirmishes and resource game for attack attack attack
>>557660726right on queue lmao
Yep, there it goes.
>>557660485Mine got delivered half an hour ago but didn't have time to crack it open yet
>>557660726It's not like the modes Sting Ray ruined are any more playable in 3.
Splatoon 2 was actually 1Splatoon 1 went from 0.5 at launch to 0.7
Defend seasons. Try.
>>557660939The replica or cardboard? I just got the cardboard because buying Christmas presents stretched me thin, but if I like it enough I might get the big one.
>>557661034Oracle of Seasons and Ages were fun. That's all a game really needs to be.
>>557661034World building. Immersion. Comfy seasonal events and themes. Making pay2win tards with no attention span seethe.
Defend Sting Ray. Try.
>>557661296Both the user and the defender need to actively play around eachother. It's interactive.
>>557660956splatoon 2 was just as unfinished as 1 at launch3 is the only game that actually launched complete
>>557661296unsafe to use whenever, needs setuphigh commitmentlasts too longeffects are situationalpaints nothinghigh highs, low lows, unless you're in tower overtime- just another special
global range specials are not balanced and never will be
>>557661213Replica. Had the same dilemma but scraped up enough, I figured even $25 for cardboard was too much and I'd want the proper one later on anyway so why pay twice.
>>557661614>muh global rangeif you have to trade something for that global range, it's balancedwith the game's ranges, trizooka is effectively global range, if you are further back than zook's range then you are probably not contributing value (or at worst, don't have much value, e.g. in clam collection phase), and not worth zooka-ing
Defend male ceph options, try
>>557661942they're perfectly stupit
Defend the lack of veemo twintails. Try.
>>557661942You're a tranny, you can't be convinced out of your delusion and mentally ill mind.
>>557661818so trizooka is balanced?
>>557662317can't defend it, people are still waiting for amazon hair too
:3
>>557662415joey, you are a fag.
>>557662717fuck no lol>stingrayso, the special is charged, i should wait for the right opportunity and find a good place place to spend the equivalent time of a long flank (or jump to spawn and spend the equivalent time to being splatted) to take out one key player on the enemy team and maybe tickle one more to let the rest of my team push forward>zookaspecial ready? time to suddenly and unexpectedly wipeout the enemy team in 2 seconds and proceed to not just push with your 4 against their 2 at best but also immediately start charging another one to continue pounding them when they respawnone of these is a balanced and interactive special with actual downsides, another is a win button
>>557663485Not your boogeyman.
>>557663542>spend the equivalent time of being splattedwhy would you say something so confidently incorrect
>>557663639Can't deny you're a fag
Leave Joey alone you bullies
>boogeymangesundheit
>>557663708jump to spawn+use stingray+jump back is almost as long as getting splatted and jumping backnot quite, respawn is still slower, but might as well be,it's a massive uptime loss
>3 seconds is a massive uptime loss
salmon run anyone?
>>5576643983+7+3 (assuming ubiqtous 2 subs of qsj) vs 9+3... it's longer, i told you!
who else defends the splat zone while listening to kpop
>>557664720it's 6 seconds at most, the time spent using your special is not an uptime loss
>>557664398also yes, 3 seconds IS a massive time loss already.
>>557664828time using your special is an uptime loss because you are not in there actually doing shit, you are piloting a special. it's not a time loss for low-commitment specials like rain or missiles because you work together, but anything that takes your main away is effectively a time loss, and it better give enough effect to compensate.
I can't wait until the single player finale of raiders where they play the inkantation yet again.
think of it like this: you spend 12 seconds to stop a guy from acting for the same 12 seconds. is this trade worth it? now add special bars- you spend a full bar to take away half of whatever they had. is it worth it now? situationally, yes. in most cases, you want to get as close to 7 seconds to maximize the effects you get, so you use it in the field, and even then it's just a kinda shitty and much longer trizooka.
>>557665959that heavenly melody....
>>557665959Stay fresh!
>not liking inkantationpeak shit taste, must be the kpoopfag
>>557668574Threemix is painful enough bro, I don't wanna hear fourmix.
>>557668574nah, it's ass, and detracts from MY victoryfuck off idols, i completed the campaigns, i reap the glory, don't wanna hear your shitty music when the alternative is epic boss music
>>557669161It's our victory comrade.
>>557669415send me on a solo mission next time
octarians if they discovered evidence of 2011 internet culture
Going to makomart, need anything?
>>557671173A woomy, fresh.
>>557671140kino
>>557671173Golden curry.
the song will be anarchy rainbow and you're delusional if you think otherwise.
>>557673140anarchy rainbow sucks
>>557673459suck my nuts joey
>>557667049male agent 3
>>557673140it's gonna be a full version of deep cut's tricolor shout in rainbow color inkantation
I hope no one is actually expecting news tomorrow
well string should be banned in rainmaker
>no nintendo music drop todayRaiders soundtrack sampler this week, it's all coming together
I have come to the conclusion that ponytail veemos are best veemos.
[Sad News] Paruko is not ok.
I have come to the con cusdioon that I asm too drunk but I love woomies
Give it up for 5 years of seeing Splatoon 3’s teaser trailer.
>>557683265that's tomorrow
>>557661034Would be a lot better if there was additional content within seasons every other week or monthly.
>>557661034seasons are objectively better than random updates every week or monththey were handled poorly, but that doesn't make the model bad
anyone wanna play some open for a little?
every season was a "that's it?"and then "oh well maybe they're saving the big stuff for next time/side order"ok @grok generate agent 8 flinging herself off a roof
>>557681414Anon it's Monday night.
>>557661942All yebs are autist plebsAll weyys are homo gays
>>557688303Not true, I mostly love women.
>abyssdia in 9 days
>>557500769No :(
>>557523725>Slop generated from the pics on the DiscordNigger. Why would you even go to such lengths to fake this when they're literally everywhere? Can we rangeban the entire Indian subcontinent and their slop farms already? Bring back the IP counter too plsI hate Varanasi. Okay goodnight /ink/ mwah <3
dear wommy,I love your funny floppers and good smilebooyahstaaay fresh,your sea-cret admirer
i think i deserve to be allowed to trace my fingers around the rims of marinas suction cups now
>he bought
>he poor
Side Order was okay. I replayed it more than OE.
>>557691028>discordlink doko
>>557704839sent ;)
>>557691028>Splatoon Raiders: Return of the Tofu BlocksKino
can't wait for the tofu octotroopers
>>557691028Sex with Shiver on the beta placeholder causeway
>>557699904I like it, it's just not for everybody. The whole thing of grizzco-ifying yourself has to be something that clicks with you
>>557691028Ok finallyIf this is the real one then i'm curious as to which discord is leaking this because if /vp/'s leak cycle has taught me anything it's that if there's one leak there's always more (and also centro is a nigger)
>>557717661Lao Gan MaThe one with the Chinese hackers and also Nono(You) know the place
>>557715343The concept isn't the issue, it's the poor execution. I like roguelikes but it's hard to enjoy one that lacks ANY challenge and is lacking hard in variety. also no endless mode and runs end too goddamn quickly
>>557717661it's ai it's so clearly aihow are you this retarded
>>557720350>No watermarkNice try doomkeks
>>557720701if you look at it for more than 15 seconds you can see tons of things that don't add up
>>557720350The other one was blatant because of the suspicious cropping and the inconsistent windows
>>557720963>says that>doesnt even elaboratelike what? naysayers should be KARATE CHOPPED in half
>>557721351>window panes are uneven>woomy is clearly photoshopped in from a frame of the actual trailerthis is my last sincere reply to you>layering closed beta text all over the image to make it harder to spot the fuckups
>>557720701a doomposter would think this is real and use it to shitpost about how unfinished the game is and that it isn't coming out until 2028stop being intentionally dense
>>557715343roguelike where you get stupidly overpowered works if at least some of these conditions are met:1) you have control over how overpowered you get, both the power level and the nuance of it. this requires a power system that offers abilities that might be weak on their own but combo into each other. side order doesn't really have that aside from a couple obvious things like "i got big bombs and also more bombs so now we bomb". 2) enemies scale accordingly to your power. they don't.3) power can backfire on you. if you can become too powerful for the enemies, you have to become a danger to yourself. side order not only doesn't have anything like that, it doesn't even have any detrimental or even tradeoff effects, aside from maybe putting piercing on blaster. 4) getting overpowered lets you go beyond the normal game's boundaries. side order has unbreakable boundaries. side order fails at every single point. it can not support the concept, on a fundamental level.
>>557721689>>557721573AI barely even knows what Splatoon is thoughbeit
>>557721898side order does have builds that hurt more than help for some objectives if your shots are too powerful it becomes harder to push an 8 ball preciselyif you have too many homing shot chips it becomes more difficult to paint the zone when enemies are aroundif you spec too much into bomb spam your main weapon becomes a liability
>>557722006>Getting railed in bed and he says WOOMY-CHABOING! before he blows ropes
>>557722115fair enough, though you can still just skip the levels that you know you'll struggle with.
>>557721689>>557721573what no content and ai saturation does to a fanbasethat you cant even tell lowres screenshots from ai is grim
>>557722219but eventually you'll run into an unavoidable modifier floor or one of the few "expert floors" like the sisyphean one and then you'll really be screwed
ngmi should've made woomy escapewoomies are silly, cute and customizable, good substitute for the apes
>>557722006@grok is this real
>>557691028I'll bite and give it the benefit of the doubt for now. Post moar though or fake.
Be honest.Are you staying fresh?
>>557726035No, but I do usually catch ya later.
>>557726035No, my woomy doesn't wear deodorant
>>557614502Who are the gay yebweyys?
>>557726207Power word: BallinPower word: Brostar
>>557726207All of them.
i still like side order, but one of my biggest gripes is it never goes 100% on something it really, really should have.the music.you see it in the hub, objects appear/pulse to the beat of the music. in the lobby, you have a little light show, entirely timed to the beat of the music. in game, lucky bombs blow up to the beat of the music. the palette acts as a little soundboard, with each chip making a different sound.music is so ingrained into the games dna and yet it never pushes it far enough.
>>557722006My brain is going to remember WOOMY CHABOING every time I dunk the rainmaker.
Ceph Protective Services took my woom away after I chaboinged her :(
>>557727175my biggest gripe with music in side order is every single time idolshits crash into the ost and shit it up with inferior sounds
lol
>>557728553what does it mean
>>557728553>posts image that fully disproves itlol
It's not coming out until 2031 who cares.
>>557728553the hair is completely differentit looks cleaner, not as messy as in the trailer
>>557729163no its definitely real, its just beta screenshots bro, trust
>>557728553Only the top looks fake, what kind of """run""" is that?
>>557728553woomy's face is squished in on the bottom pichow is no one seeing that
>>557730128hard to see anything with how crusty them jaypegs are
>>557730128eh, woomies have very prominent squash n stretchgo jump, record and watch frame by frame
>>557728553>>557691028>pics>plural
>>557728495the post-overlorder fight where the bgm seamlessly transitions into ebb&flow once you clear the 3rd portal is pretty fresh though
>>557728495>big final battle song is 90% a remix of the worst oth track>refights get a fully original track that sounds way better
>>557729656This but unironically
how do i draw woomy?
Would you wear your ceph's outfit?
>>557733923Yes
>>557733923>I have some of the shirts my woom wears>I wear themYes
>>557733923need
>>557734290Scandalous, she doesn't even know...
What kind of sick fucking world allows a game like Ninjala to get an anime with over 100 episodes while Splatoon gets fuck all?
>>557645070Its 100% worth the base price. Side order is a harder sell though. Id only get it if you fall in love with the game and are desperate for a little more.
>>557734826If the anime was anything like the CoroCoro manga, we're not missing much.
>>557734826splatoon has a "can't please everyone" problem, too many people want different splatoon animethe best way would be to pull an animatrix/star wars visions trick, give a dozen different anime studios some budget and give them creative freedom to do whatever they want with the ip, within the guidelinesone of the guidelines- all gibberish with subtitles
funny yeeby pee pee hehe
I had a dumb idea that after the events of splatoon 3 grizzco has to continue. So squid sisters decide to start researching the ruins in alterna more and need a steady supply of power eggs to keep the lights on. The obvious move is to take over grizzco and keep it running. Rebranding the whole company is going to be impossible so they keep the fuzzy bear aesthetic. All this is just an elaborate set up to have callie or marie wear a teddy bear costume.
>>557735294>one of the guidelines- all gibberish with subtitlesyou just know they'd pull "weirdo cast gets transported to splatlands and they meet an archeologist that speaks english" instead
>>557738495one gold scale
>>557735294just give me soft yuri slice of life about Woomy and friends being silly
splatoon will never get an anime because nintendo has tight ties with illumination, including its own 3d animation studio trained by themwe are getting west-oriented kids cartoon like the mario movievery best case scenario, they pull a miraculous ladybug and make it safe horny
>>557738723no you retardwe are getting gag anime.
>>557726996Power bottom: BallinPower top: Brostar
>>557739671>projection
>>557726207probably easier to list the ones that are not
>>557739671obsessed
>>557738723just like that illumination zelda movie, right?
>>557738723Think we can get a Splatoon movie by mid-2030?
>>557740396maybe next year your janny application will be accepted
was it really that annoying in zones that they had to nerf the distance it traveledof distance, paint radius, and damage radiusI think that distance was the most important for this specialnow it's gay and lame
>>557740543yes
>>557740543it should've been a nerf with no counterbuff, slider is a failure of a special with 0 hopes of ever being balancedjust bring back baller
they should've just given every reef kit triple splashdown.
>>557740746Baller was also retarded until it got nerfed to near uselessness, don't be disingenuous.
baller was retarded but now we have ultrastamp
>>557740543Yes you dumbass, have you played Splat Zones since they buffed the painting radius to be retardedly large? There was no actual counterplay beyond "just kill them before they can cheese the zone durrr" which could easily be prevented by having teammates acting as meatshields or popping Bubbler/Ink Vac to protect the Reefslider user.>>557740746Also mostly this, Baller was fucking retarded too beford they made it useless.
>>557741751sounds like a skill issue there buddy
>>557741069>>557741751>near uselessnessendgame 2 baller is perfectly balanced. it's strong enough to be worth it, it's not strong enough to be a win button. and it being too strong before being toned down just shows that it had good core design that permitted it to become balanced with simple nerfs, unlike reefslider that's perpetually balancing between fucking retarded or suicide button with no inbetween.
>>557742958Being forced to delay a win in Zones is not a skill issue, relying on a special to stall a match is and it's great seeing those shitters whine
anyone wanna play some open for a little?probably will be an hour tops
>>557733923No.
>>557743832that level of commitment shouldn't result in a zone flip. a short contested status to buy time at most. it should take more than that to get a flip, so that you have a choice between half-pushing now to stall or collecting more resources to go all out and take the zone outright. zones are shit when both teams can just send sharks into the zone. >but muh bomb rush/inkstrike/booyah/chumpmultiple/slow explosions can be outpainted, one big enough to gurantee cap can't
>oh no, my broken special that I can send from halfway across the map can't cap zone right away
>>557744975>broken>specialDuh, specials are supposed to be broken, otherwise they aren't special.
>>557744168Yes
Grandpa who plays Splatoon, 68 years old
>>557745458this will be me if i live that long
>>557726207i don't think there's a single non gay one here, i've talked to nearly all of them.
>>557745458I hope I can still play in 25 years
>>557745458lmao
>>557746994>grandpa is 78 nowgodspeed
when I grow up I want to be a squid
>>557746994Based gramps
ah that was going to be my last one, guess it's better to just stopGGs p, thanks for still playing while im playing so bad
>>557750445GGs
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