Previous: >>557254136>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Sakura Chiyono O (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Sasami Anshinzawa (Pal), SR Tamamo Cross (Guts), SSR Riko Kashimoto (Pal), SSR Tazuna Hayakawa (Pal)Current CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mMain Story Chapter 5 is out01/27 - New Beginnings Part 102/11 - 02/19 - Sakura Chiyono O+Tazuna SSR+Riko SSR Rerun02/13 - 02/19 - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Valentine Taiki Shuttle (3*), Valentine Sounds of Earth (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru, SSR Neo UniverseNew Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
heh
front chads won
>>557277781
guys look we're in mewgenics!!!
A modest, contemplative jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/y6Msdrhttps://jiggie.fun/y6Msdrhttps://jiggie.fun/y6Msdr
Digitan LOVE
>spot struggle>rushed>duelingI HATE FRONT RUNNINGI HATE FRONT RUNNINGI HATE FRONT RUNNING
>>557278082Just get more guts, bro.
How does one even make a parent for Halu Ulala?
>>557277730Royce and Royce is... cute?
>>557277924teiobro made it in :)
>>557277917Why isn't anyone asking for this horse to be added? Is it because umamusume fans hate dirt too?
>>557278174Teiobros... Ovr repvtation...
someone give me a f2p pull plan for 2026, for pace chasers
>>557278218They might show/mention him with FY
I hope this thread is better
Good morningI'm having donuts for breakfastMight become a Teiofag
Tasty legs and crispy thighsOn my mind!I'm so hungry now I'm gonnaChase ‘em, grab ‘em, fry ‘em!So tasty, tasty legs.So tasty, tasty legs.So tasty, tasty legs.
>>557278289Nishino Flower parent, Tachyon speed and MLB Fine Motion thats good enough for 2026
To anyone still without a club and looking to find one Le fishe (formerly Bricked) is not full and recruiting two(2) people.If you're interested, feel free to reply to this with your Trainer ID so I can send you an invite!
>>557278289roll Nishishe has accel ult for Pace
>>5572782891) Scout horses you like, and later train them as pace chasers whether they are good at it or not2) Don't bother getting any cards unless the game provides them for free3) Whenever doubts arise, request Bakushin Bakushin Bakushin at the jukebox and stop thinking
>>557278464that's surprisingly simple plani originally planned to go for late surgers, but i got cold feet and didnt pull for nice nature since i didnt have enough carats for 2 sparks. this will do then
>>557278784NOOOO SWEEPY IS DEAD
*sluuuuuuurp*
Mambo!
im giving up on my projectbyedim esc : esc = Chr(27)dim q : q = Chr(34)dim blackBG : blackBG = esc & "[40m" ' Sets background to Blue probablydim blackBox : blackBox = esc & "[44m" ' Sets background to Blackdim whiteText : whiteText = esc & "[37m" ' Sets text to Whitedim boxPadding : boxPadding = blackBG & whiteText & esc & "[1C" ' include blackBox outside var so this can pad margin' for loop practise (CMD) I have created a loop for this (fillSpace - fills the CincoPrompt space).dim fillSpace : fillSpace = Array( _"for /f %a in ('mode con ^| find " & q & "Columns" & q & "') do set /a Column=%a", _"for /f ""tokens=2"" %a in ('mode con ^| find ""Lines""') do set /a Line=%a") ' this is supposed to be followed up with the next var, to do math, or the next part of the loopdim renderSpace : renderSpace = _"for /l %i in (1,1,!Line!) do " & "<nul set /p=" & qdim CincoCOM : CincoCOM = "& color 90 & cls " & fillSpace(0) & _" && echo|set /p="' CincoTimer_Generator(0)CincoConsole = Mid(paulsCOMPUTER, 2, 3) & " /c start " & q & "CincoTerminal" & q & " /max " & _q & CincoDir & q & PaulsCOMPUTER & " /V:ON" & " /k "& _q & "TITLE Pauls COMPUTER && set" & RTrim(Cinco) & "&"& _" prompt Cinco $G " & _CincoCOM & "Hello world. Hello & echo." & _" World" & "&&" & _" ping !self! -n 2 >nul " & _CincoCOM & "Good " & _"morning paul" ___CreateObject("WScript.Shell").Run CincoConsole, , 0can suck my dick, syntax error for /f loop
>>557278964NOOOO HAPPY MEEK IS DEAD
>>557278218Because every dirt uma comes in sets and he ain't getting in by himself. With FY and Marche Lorraine coming soon, he may have a shot of being part of the new dirt trio.
>>557278964>>557278784>>557278872Whats this botting is dead?
>>557278459
This fucking faggot holy shit. Take it to /g/ you attention seeking whore.
>>557278964No more meek schizo posts and his time traveling meekcoding...
>>557279183complaining is not a personality trait + you dont play this game and so you should fuck off youre brown and chinese
>>557278937
>>557279110Dia is way too pretty
>>557279110mogged
Finally I found some footage of Spe, along with others. This is probably the first time I saw Tachyon on a video, she's at the end.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-Pe1pxVT4Y
>>557279110These overalls may fool you into thinking Kitasan is flat.Also holy shit Falco looks like a stupid dork.
this thread WILL be better
>>557279320Birds for KFC ahh duo.
>>557279303this statement is true
>>557278356RAPE MERAPE MERAPE MEYES YES YES YES
>>557279303
how is friction calculated in relation to speed and velocityAI ModeAllImagesVideosShoppingShort videosBooksMoreToolsAI OverviewFriction – University Physics Volume 1How to calculate friction force – x-engineer.orgHow to calculate friction force – x-engineer.orgCentripetal Force | PhysicsView allFriction is generally calculated as (coefficient of friction normal force), where dry kinetic friction is largely independent of speed. However, for viscous fluids/air resistance, friction depends on speed: low-speed drag is proportional to velocity (), while high-speed drag is proportional to speed squared (). Physics Stack ExchangePhysics Stack Exchange +3Key Aspects of Friction Calculation:https://www.google.com/search?q=probability+entropy&oq=probabilityentropy
>>557279320what the FUCK is a MANBO?
>>557279476>Manbo is a character from The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening. The self-proclaimed son of the Sun Fish, he is an overgrown, talking mola residing in an underwater cavern to the west of Angler's Tunnel. If Link has obtained the Ocarina, Manbo and his smaller fish back-up singers grace the hero with a performance of a song known as "Manbo's Mambo".
>>557279391>>557279421
https://www.floodgap.com/biomed/tb/?wt=90&u=2#values
Next thread will be better
>>557279372No it won't, and I could tell you why.
>>557279597
>>557279743
>>557279428>>557279642get a trip so i can filter you
>>557279110licking Pasa's toes clean and stealing her sandals for later use!
>mostly japs and hk >also australia aka new chinawest bros we lost......
>>557279735
cry abt it interloper
>>557279365cute
Thank you game
>>557279110>falco is a wrap eater
Dacchis has one free slot open for any ojisans looking for a club.A+ club, quota is at 25 mil. Chill and friendly anons in chat.Just drop your id here for an invite or apply ingame. Have /uma/ in your profile.The one with that whore Curren is the correct one.
>>557279834You can just filter him in other ways.
>>557279934Stop stalking me...
>>557280027
>>557279815
umamusume sex
>>557280184sexo
>>557279894>Golden Sixtyhm.how do you pronounce Sixty in japanese if City is already "Shichi"?
>>557280017A wrap is basically just a meat crepe, and crepes are cute. And cute things are for Falco.
Mamboooo
>>557280251They write his name this way ゴールデンシックスティゴールデン = Gōruden シックスティ = Shikkusutī
>>557280038>>557278464I think were nearing the age of club merging with MANT looming. We all should have a serious discussion and decide which clubs to dissolve before April starts.
>>557280017fucks wrong with wraps
>>557280154Pouty Dia is cute too
>Didn’t bring Riko>Random rolled recreation eventRumao
>>557280552Mambros should be used to fill up other clubs
>>557277730one of the most hilarious things about S3. She never speaks, then when she does it's this epic rambling statement about Kitasan Black and everybody is like... "wut". that being said megane girls are hot so 10/10 will pull in 72 years
>>557280525>Shikkusu for Sixwell ain't that a mouthful
Autis/uma/: rank 404Mambo: rank 338
>>557280773to be fair they probably pronounce that as Shiksu
>>557279110>changed el's casual wear so that she wouldnt look like a kfc employee
>>557279110Pasa always surprises me with how much meat she's packing
>>557280708How come I got Aoi and Acupuncture girl events without being in my deck but didnt have dating, I was disappointed.
>>557279110Kitatoes in my mouth
What a fatty
>>557280951hmmmm this trainee looks weird
>>557280884yeah I went back and listen to Rockman X6 title and that u is silent
When is global getting fast food collabs
>>557281206TAISHIIIN TESTOOOO
>>557280884kicka shou is useless
>>557281067>be hors>am hungry>jockey taunts you by eating donut while you're on diet
>>557281510
>>557281510FY: Sakai-san can I get a bite of your donut?Sakai: No *munch munch* fatty
>>557281664now post his cock
>>557281649I love Rice
This bitch is so seductive FUCK
>>557281664>If only you knew how bad things really are
YOU'RE NOT HERWHERE IS SHE
>>557281067>>557281510Will be interesting to see what kind of antics the uma will do. Apparently Forever Young is a trickster that once dug a 1 meter hole in his pit and even covered up so that that the caretaker fell in.
It's been fun but it's time to let it go /uma/. Game is way too grindy to take it slow. iIt isn't a bit fun anymore.
>>557281925I think you should eat your vegetables.
>>557281476me on the right
>>557281925oh yeah?I started Chiyono career like an hour ago and I'm still in classic year
Hoeh Curren (Falco x Curren) is starting in JBC Two-Year-Old Championship as the number one favorite!
>>557281925umm dont you bot
>>557281067>he asked "is there a race?"He didn't say that. Horses can't talk.
Wtf is this concert mode??
>>557282197>he can't speak honse
>>557282212long live the real cute idol uma
>>557281925DANCHOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>557282212do it Curren
>>557282197>He doesn't understand horse speaklmao, how did you even become a trainer?
Is this yuri
>>557282197man, tracen's standards have fallen if this guy can become a trainer
>>557282349LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>557282197I was there. He did say that
>>557282349
>>557282172And she wins by 1.75 lengths!
>>557282441LETS GOOOOO->>557282525NOOOOOOOOO WTFF
>>557282525NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>557281510Just barf everything out to exert dominance
These are my current trainee umas, and below are my current 3 blue spark (some 9 blue) veterans. Who'd be good for some parent runs?
>>557282376#WeClonedCurren#PlayingGodWithScience#CurrenSelfcest
>>557282204It's kino, it only needs a bit more content
>>557282707NYOpera?
>Parent run>Take all middle races in order to intentionally lose the last unity race>Win anyway>Get raped by little coon at finals>Waste my clocks for no reason out of stubbornness Uma for this feel?
>>557282707Spe Ryan Regular Oguri are good choices
>>557282897Don't have regular oguri, why Spe?>>557282845Her Green's good for pretty much any distance/strat right?
>>557282707How do you people have so many uma? I've pulled on the uma gacha about 1000 times and my roster isn't nearly this full... It's not fair...
>>557282870>He wanted to lose>Didn't fumble the team setupretard you're supposed to take top teams if possible so that your stat growth is better
>>557282976cheese!!!!!!!!!
>>557283040Great affinity with alot of umas
>>557283179Thanks, I'll give one of em a shot.
>>557282197>he doesn't know horseFucking tourist get out.
Doing parent runs borrowing another /uma/non's card. Enjoy the fp~
if umas age like elves does that mean they'll see their trainers die of old age
Which 3 Umas should I pick for next CM? Digitan's a no brainer, Condor Pasa's one of my favorites but I would only run her on Pace or swap her for Falco. Who do I pick for third?
>>557283096Some get really low SSR hits or roll a lot of dupes.
>>557283334wtf this isnt oguri cap
>>557283376The trainers will die from ball dehydration first, but they'll mask that as ""old age""
>B rank double circle all>lost against C rank team>overall ruined my runI just want to quit this game already. I can't even blame those who are doomposting and burning out anymore it's like you have no actual control with the game why the fuck did I even bother popping spirit bursts early on if I'll still lose because of the stupid fucking RNG. NOT TO MENTION MY LAST SSR EVENTS DIDNT EVEN PROC
Forever Young just facetimed me and said you're all bitch ass niggas. idk if he's allowed to say that word
brb trainers gave up on my project so im going outside >>557283532you should try again!
>>557283435I scouted five new uma in 400 scouts on the all uma. Didn't even pull any dupes.
>>557283532I know this feel I got 1 circle 2 traingle 2x and won them allGet 4 double circle and 1 circle and lose 4 of those race
>>557283610I should kill myself instead fuck this stupid game it's not helping at all bring back any enjoyment I once had for it
>>557283532There's a C rank team
>>557283413Use Late XOguri with Urara's unique as her trigger for Festive Miracle
>>557283532Brother this is fundamentally a gambling game, you can't get this mad over a bad round.
>>557283532It's timehttps://github.com/Magody/Umaplay
>>557283765Do you go around telling people at the tracks not to be upset their horse lost too wtf is wrong with you
Chiyo killed the game and this thread can we fast forward to march please
>599noooo my perfect npc parent uma...
>>557283884>He didn't 5 star his Ellmao
>>557282593Nice
kingu love
Another 700k fan run without a 3*
>>557283830How much did you bet?
She's come home
>>557283765>you can't get this mad over a bad roundEXCEPT I DIDNT LOSE BECAUSE OF A "GAMBLE" I HAD THE DOUBLE CIRCLES ON ALL THE TRACKS I WAS A RANK HIGHER THAN MY OPPONENTS KILL YOURSELF OR KILL ME >>557283820I'll rather straight up quit than use bot it's the same thing. Botting is just a copium at this point so you could say you're still having fun with the game and that you're still playing the gameOR I WILL USE IT HOPING TO GET BANNED ONE SIMPLE UNITY CUP RACE THAT I SHOULD BE WINNING RUINED MY MILE S DIRT S
>>557284076it was a bad round son, go walk it off
>>557280552There’ll be a ton of homeless when the new scenario hits, and competition for spots will be fierce. Doomposters, of course, need not apply.
>>557284076>I HAD THE DOUBLE CIRCLES ON ALL THE TRACKS I WAS A RANK HIGHER THAN MY OPPONENTS KILL YOURSELF OR KILL MESo, you lost a gamble with good odds.
>>557284076>ONE SIMPLE UNITY CUP RACE THAT I SHOULD BE WINNING RUINED MY MILE S DIRT Syou'll hate MANT
>>557284052Everything.
>>557284076>>557283532
>>557284234May I offer you some pokemon cards in these trying times.
>>557284057enjoy the kino
>>557284437I NEED to breed Dober
i like my umas with some muscle tone
>>557284325My beautiful wife Tachyon’s umazing abs.
>>557278383this chart is missing lemon pop's 6th G1 win and hario's 4th
Stop. Posting. Slop. NYOW.
My club is my family, if it dies then so will I
five minutes
>>557284517wtf is her problem?
>>557284654My club is a family with an absentee father...
accidentally uninstalled the game why the hell is this shit 9gb
dang that Ryan bag is so fetch
Are you ready for sprint CM slotmachine tomorrow?
>>557283532>>557284076Better to quit now while you can still say you like the franchise and that you're quitting because of a burnout rather than continue and slowly hate it.There's no shame on taking a break or quitting as a lot have already done the same. The game's mechanics really is just badly unoptimized and cannot be enjoyable all the time.
>>557284706Cyute Journey
>>557284783what a fatty
>>557284603It doesn't have Sakitama Hai and Kawasaki Kinen at all
>>557284819uppy in that honey
>>557284141>>557283536>>557283479>>557283184>>557282976>>557282308>>557281853>>557281367You have a thread. Go the fuck back
>>557283532I quit alot of gachas in like a week, 1 months, 3 months. If you're not enjoying anymore just cut it off. Theres alot of games to play.
Chiyo...notes?
>>557284515>>557284819Good Lord
>>557285169Kingu.... you can't lust after her... she thinks of you as her mother!!
>>557281018It's her jacket, it hides her tetas
>>557285175Can't wait for Palmer.Front runner love.
>>557281018
I finally got all the shoes
>one (uno) pair of shoes
>open game for new day>I left it unmuted last time I played>doto welcomes me with her overlord lineDesire to rape has increased.
>>557285169
i think chiyo is a DORK
HOW DARE YOU TOOK MY SHOESI NEVER LOSE A SHOES RUSHNEVERTHIS IS NOT THE END, [MY CLUB]I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE
>>557285508my harem
>>557285487
Man I really want Daitaku Helios. I think the /uma/ propaganda got to me.
To the anon that told me to do 3 daily races at once, thanks it worked shop appeared both sets
>>557283532If I were you I'll just quit the game completely. You're not having fun anymore and that's a clear indicator why it should be fine to quit. For me I'm just waiting for the next big game or big thing so I can quit the game for good. Maybe if I buy and install mewgenics that'll be me for me but I haven't bought it yet so I don't know.
thanks teio
I've been training Front Oguri for a week and still don't have a useable one
>>557285980I don't understand these creatures
>>557286123DANCHOUDON'T LOOK
>Valentines homescreen lines are out on JPWe should get them tomorrow, right?
I think parent/spark farming is the most burnout-inducing aspect of the game. playing for hours and not getting a single usable parent absolutely murders your motivation to keep playing. they need to introduce spark rerolling and autocareer ASAP.
>>557286123>how can i make your birthday about ME?
Valentine gibs?
>>557286398ermm students having special voice lines for valentines aimed towards their adult trainers would be problematic.
>>557286123Happy birthday. You’re emptying that TP bar to celebrate, right?
>>557286405MANT will save us
>two new 3* in a row from daily pullsi'll explode now
>>557285623SiriusT...
>>557286176Can the slopper not read or write?
>>557286172>One starting green>Need Front inspiration>Need Moxie+1 recovery inspirationYeah I can see that.
i fapped to haru and i feel only a small amount of shame
>>557286185Me neither, but they are funny
>>557286673I've masturbated to Haru Urara several times.
>>557286398We're still waiting for Chr*stmas lines
>>557286405>>557286530I keep doing these Maruzensky for like 5 days already and Im still not getting that fucking 3* stamina and power. Its not even funny anymore. I heard spark reroll will be introduced around MANT, is it legit?
vb today would have saved us
>>557286667Moxie is easy, you get it from Bourbon. But yeah you need Corner Recovery, Front+Groundwork inspo and 1 random Green assuming your events finish
>>557286804It is a mystery, but we can hope. MANT release for spark rerolls would be peak
>lost shoe PvP>lost the Mambo cupIt has never been overer
>>557286804It should come later than MANT iirc
Reminder to log in on your umas birthday to see her lines too
>>557286804We're just finger crossing. But iirc MANT is where you get the basic spark reroll where you spend TP to get another set of spark, then carats for a 3rd set. The spark reroll pass (where you can reroll 5 times per career) comes way later
>>557286804I've been trying to get a mile pink on a ryan parent for a week and still haven't gotten a single one. hours and hours of grinding and I have nothing to show for it.
>>557286804>5 daysAmateur numbers
EARLY GOOD NIGHT FRIENDS!!
>>557286519>>557286269im clubless so danchou will not kill me
>>557287261
>>557287294>im clublessDANCHOU HIRE THIS MAN
>Bwo I've been parent grinding for FIVE DAYS and haven't gotten a 3*>Yeah bwo I've been trying ALL WEEKPeople say /uma/ is dying but that can't be true with how many newcuties are posting.
>>557286804Why are you running 3 speed 1 wit when you want stamina/power? You should be running 1 speed, 2 stamina (or Riko), 3 power. That way you consistently hit 1100 power and 1100 stamina. Then you barely go speed except to hit thresholds to win races.
>>557287294Join Mambo or something
>>5572874065 days of sweepy is like 4 human weeks
>>557287406we are pretty slow compared to how it was before (outside of the launch rush)
>>557287439Im not even hitting 1k on my speed cause Im doing G1 affinity farming cause Maruzensky is so poop with low affinity isnt she like the grandma of some of these umasOooh so close, any event to increase that to +1 star
>4 wit cards and I can't get a single wit rainbow for 10 turns
>>557287635Tachyon’s Lab
>>557287769Whens the earliest? Thanks in advance
>>557286436:D
>>557287683heh the front page says teio is a tranny
>>557286436She sure is cute
>>557287708The wit cards? Bourbon, Fine Motion, Nice Nature SSR and Ikuno Dictus. (dictus was the rainbow)
>>557287838Should be around April, unless they do an early run
>>557287406the game is objectively wasting your time when there's no reroll or pity system for when you get fucked by the spark RNG. if you "just get get used to it" that means you're becoming a battered housewife. I used to have your mentality back when I played war thunder but then I realized that games don't actually have to be this grindy. even cygames knows that it's way too unfair and grindy which is why JP has spark rerolling and autocareers.
>>557287406I don't know how many runs should be to be considered an oldfag but they're all exhausting and tiring, and I don't think it be a flex since that's just sad.
name on good reason why>spark reroll>spark locking>career autoare not available yet, do they hate us? yes
>>557287693Fucking Ayabe while Curren watches
>>557288021put her ears back NOW
>>557288021I will blame jap spaghetti coding
>>557288021they're a Japanese company
>>557288021Spaghetti coding.Giving features early could damage the game in its current state, the front runner update bricked many runs with bugs.
>>557288021Japs
>>557288021The jews
>>557288021this but superskip
>>557287693I HATE CURREN
>>557288149My succubus and our dog
>>557288021They are letting us experience the authentic experience the same as how the JP server went to maximize the sovl
>ardan supposedly loves trainer>is chiyo's groomis this netorare? is she a butch lesbian?
>>557287959Nono, Nature has too high of priority, it was Seiun Sky Wit.
Air Messiah...
>Forgot to swap to power sparksAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
How do I inform danchou I'll stop playing throughout MANT
>>557286176>love is you Winocltten youwakaranai
>>557288021We had a whole 6 months where trainings could still fail at 0% and max energy events from cards didn't actually do anything
>>557287967The only reason to really desire a good grandparent/parent uma is because it makes your account stronger. If they made 3* blue sparks really easy to get, then you complain because you need to have 3* pink sparks. If they make 3* pink sparks easy to get, then it becomes I can't get enough X white skills.Then when it becomes insanely easy to get a god tier parent, you stop playing the game because parent grinding is like 90% of the game. Ace's are insanely easy to build if your parent's are god tier.
>>557288314how come we have Air Groove and Air Messiah but not Air Jihad or Air Eminem
>>557288213BASED LAISU
>>557288314The only thing about this una is that she wants to walk besides me
....thanks i guess?
>>557288213
Thoughts?
>>557288021Dumb JP codingThey could have given us spark rerollThey could have earned alot with the spark reroll monthly passThey could have given us purple balls in UnityThey could have given us early throne instead of Tazuna and Riko bannerThey would rather have people leave of Arknight Endfield instead of giving the game QoL
>>557288416Parent grinding made me actively play the game less. It is that demoralizing.
>>557288421Air Eminem is having a fight with Slim Shady
I wonder if danchou is going to confess to me tomorrow.
>>557280552every club that i'm not in should dissolve
>>557288416the problem now is it's the opposite. farming both blue/pink sparks with enough white skills is a huge PITA, it's too RNG. I could deal with it if I could just have it auto my careers honestly, I dont want to babysit a run for 20 minutes x 4-5 times a day for weeks
Curren Chan > LAME Shower
>>557288601Curren sex
>>557288521Very Big Creeks
These skills are going to be my downfall, aren't they?
>>557288748what the fuck
i wish laisu would shank that e-whore
when will they start releasing heterosexual umas instead of just lesbians? how many scenarios deep?
>>557288661That RNG makes it feel good when you finally do pull out that top tier parent. If everyone has a god parent, no one does. All of the satisfaction from getting that amazing uma becomes pointless.
>>557288748>double circle stamina
I am seeing stubs, which shitposter woke up?
why is it written as curren but pronounced karen
>>557288748Show up to my CMs if you want to see what a REAL Akebono looks like
>>557289024do you mean me or
your oshi>was a stallion in past life>is strictly a lesbian in umaverseit's over
I THINK MY CLUB IS PRETTY COOL AND LOVE 90% OF MY CLUB MEMBERS
>>557289057>overstammed
>>557288823This is what happens when you choose to be a female trainer with Curren and to be honest with every uma, their instincts tell them to mate
>>557288416bro I'm not even asking for 3*all I need is a single 2* mile pinkI've wasted way too much of my time that I can't get back and still don't have one. the game needs a safety net to cushion against extreme bad luck because extreme runs of bad luck are what make people quit the game. honestly if they kept the RNG the same but let me auto the careers I wouldn't have a problem at all. having to actively do 25+ minute minute careers in order to be able to pull the arm on the slot machine a single time is the problem.
>>557289037Japs don't have all the same sounds as english>>557289067idk, I made some filters for the usual suspects and those seem to be working
>>557289024The yuriepstein one
Meltdown incoming...
Okay but I really love Stego.
>>557288978I only read what exactly the skill does afterwards. Would be umazing if they actually told you ingame instead of just a generic "increases performance". Well, I guess the icon should've been enough for me to know.
>>557286398You'll only get a censored, sterilized line
>>557289209Mind sharing those filters?
Sorry bros I think I'm no longer having fun with the game. It's so painfully bothersome and frustrating to do parent careers with how much RNG the game has with sparks. Danchou I'll message in the club chat and feel free to kick me or if you don't mind botting I can run my sweepy nonstop until I get banned.
>>557289298Yeah, don't let the shitposts distract you from the fact Teiobros get attacked by an army of slugs at midnight.
>>557289089how is tikezo butch?
>>557289037because the way we say "karen" would be written "keren" in japanese
>>557289381Mambwo...
>>557289037the owner wanted Karen (his daughter's name, he started buying horses as a present for his daughter when she was born) as his crown name but wasn't allowed so he put curren (still pronounced the same way)
>>557289332sorry but that would make it easy for shitposters to avoid the filters
>>557289057I will crush you
Are you guys ready for Capricorn?
>>557289332>replying to the meta shitposting schizoNot gonna make it.
>28/30
>>557289561Oh no
>>557289089My oishi isn't in the image because she's for (me).
>>557289592if by ready you mean I cant be assed to make better aces then yeah sure I'm ready
>>557289592I'm already ready for Aquarius
milky...
>>557289561It would be very bad to be crushed by Akebono hahaha
>>557289592I still haven't made my aces
>>557289089>is strictly a lesbian in umaverseYeah, for me.
>>557289561gutking tell me your secretwhich supports did you use?
What kind of content does Curren do on her umonlyfans?
>>557289089why haven't you been banned yet
>>557289592yes i'm gonna lose it all
>>557289487Fair enough.
>>557279110FUCKING
>groundwork>S turf>no taking the lead
Half TP even should've been permanent desuI wanna do runs but I already used up my TPs before reset
>They don't have 100+ 3* blues
>>557289781NSFT (Not Safe For Trainers)
>>557289381Please bot. Cygames will not bother banning anyone. Its an empty threat
>>557289781NTR (Narita Top Road)
>>557289592i haven't been ready since leo
>>557289954You can restore your TP with the orange juice bwo
>>557289768I do not actually have high hopes for this CM
>>557279110Censored Jordan toes...
>global is already dead even before MANTlol globalbabs aren't surviving this
>>557289781ASMR umanko sounds
>>557289781>>557290040Don't watch her, it's misleadingShe put "NTR" on the tags but TopRo says it's the first she's heard of it.Pure clickbait, I say!
Anyone else automatically assume complaints about clubmates in the thread are about them? I don't know why I have this mindset, I've not done anything to piss off my clubmates
>>557289592I only made 1 attempt of Oguri sprint with low wit. I dont give a fuck. Whatever happens happens.
>>557290123we have sweepy
>>557290115>golshi as the colonel>the logo censored the toesChecks out
>(30-2)/30
cm practice rooms doko
>>557289781Stuff like>Getting FUCKED in the club room LOCKER by the UGLY CAFETERIA OJI-SAN while my TRAINER is right outside [Almost BUSTED] [18+]I guess
that damn clubmember...always with the OHAYOalways with the Tazuna emote
>>557290281Cygays should just make it legal The game becomes boring after reading the stories 4 times
>>557290370>unprompted cuckold fantasy
yall better start dying because i shorted umastocks nyahahaha im gonna be rich
>>557290185nah, even if i read 'fuck mike from mambo' i'd assume it's about somebody else
>game has been frozen like this for a whole minuteit's umaover
would you buy the transparent tracen umbrella?
>>557286804>>557287406I don't even care how long it should be for parent grinding but I've been trying to get a SINGLE MILE spark ever since the start of the month to prepare for dirt mile CM, and I still have yet to get one. I'm actually starting to question my sanity and know fully well that I'm coping that the fans go to my club and can help my club stay our rank. I'm actually praying to either get a mile spark or a divine interference to happen that my game or account completely stop working. I hate it.
>>557290390>always with the OHAYOHey, there's a daily ohayou.
>>557290513hate that guy
>>557290467I'm sorry your Oishi is a whore and you had to find this way
>>557290145Sounds kinda gross.
>>557290157My sides
Is Suzuka... you know, a bit retarded?
>>557290513Would have sex with that guy
>>557289592lol, lmao
>>557290390>Oguri eating carrot.jpgkekw
>>557290514yeah it does that sometimes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06GocgFYPN4
anyone wanna host some cm rooms? cm soon cm room
>>557289089You should fix this retarded listVodka is a soft butch at bestShakur is a stone butchGolshi is a futchKawaPri is a futchMaru is a butchy femmeEl is a butchy femmeGlass is a femme or butchy femmeRyan is a fake butch so a soft butch at bestTicket is a futchSeiun is a soft butchBrian is a butchBiwa is between a futch and soft butchHeel Shower is femmeDigitan is femmeMakween is high femmeSuzuka is high femmeUrara is femmeTeio and Ogurin are true neutrals, they would fit anywhere except high femme and stone butch
>>557290931I don't even know what any of these words mean. I only know seme and uke.
>>557290972Underboob is the best boob
(3!*2^4+√196)/2 - sum{k=1}^3(k^2+2k)-1 /30
Just depositing my 1M fans, don't mind meToo bad for the important sparks being ass
undefined/30
>>557290515Mares are really in love with their trainers huh?
>>557288748bwo your accel...
>>557291373sexo mayo
Listen up, homeless toreinas.Still playing the game but homeless, and want to join a warm home to trade shoes and shit?...Did you check what day it is? Of course you didn't.Join HonseFun today, there's one slot open. If you don't, you might be stabbed to death by a masked individual.Don't tell me I didn't warn you.Oh, you will also get stabbed to death if you ignore your umas for several days on any day of the month. Please don'tApply directly in-game, or reply with your ID, but replies may be delayed because I will check in about an hour. I need to step out
>>557291275Keep going. I want to exercise my brain today.
30/30Just be better
Speaking of CM. Since sprint CM is an RNG gamble clusterfuck I most likely wouldn't even be able to enter group A at all, and that's a good thing so I can finally get a good reason to quit. This'll be the first and last CM where I'm looking forward to lose, seems like a win-win considering how next month will be combination of the two worst things to come. MANT and dirt mile CM. Thanks for reading my blogpost featuring Mayachi.
>>557289592I've mentally clocked out of making aces a week ago
>Genesis 1:28 (ESV) And God blessed them. And God said to them, “Be fruitful and multiply and fill the earth and subdue it and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the birds of the heavens and over every living thing that moves on the earth.”/30
>>557291373mayo when she says my age (during sexo )or our ages (during sex) and tries to divide them
>>557291593Next time make it naked Maya and we'll care
>>557291578The number is even higher if you count the waitlist.
>>557289592I've got Sprint BNW ready to go!
>>557291578dancho please cum back...
>>557291578I MISS MY DANCCHOUUUUUUUUUUU
>>557291063It's a more crass, westernized version of seme and uke with a bunch of subspecies in-betweenThat being said, I wouldn't say that it's a direct counterpart, since a high femme could also be an uke for example
>>557291357Impressively done.
>>557291593>sprint "RNG" CM>a whole month of no CM and draught>another "event" where you just spam runs>next CM will be no mutationNot even blaming you for wanting to quit. It really do feel like a good time to quit if you're planning to, and you can safely come back during Tachyon's banner and still feel like you missed nothing, IF you have carats saved up at the moment.
>>557291915>next CM will be no mutationwhat did he mean by this
>>557291763>>557291831Why didn't you accept the companion travel package he offered...
You guys say this cm is bad when you survived 2 longslops?
>>557291915Not to mention>uncertainty if the new scenario will be released before, in the middle of, or after cm, so why bother training until the announcementI'm just doing a fan run a day and call it quits until MANT
>>557291832I thought the butch-femme spectrum was orthogonal to the seme-uke spectrum
>>557291357>1M fans and 37 won races>yeppers looks like a 1* speed 2* style worthy sparks!
I want helioshow far away is she?
>>557291956succubus
>>557291593there's the door
>>557292025Because I didnt wanna go to JP for a month...
>>557292035They're whales who won longslop and are finally feeling the dread of uncertainty because even their wallets can't save them
josdh!!! iqqueeoooo!!!*actually pulls off an above-average career*
>>557292102Why do niggers that voice their desire for umas NEVER want them hard enough as to look them up AND why are they always posting during indo hours???
>>557292210*gets rewarded with my dick*
>>557292025I accepted and all he replied was "not you"...
guys watch my Tanuki Umamusume MV with Beatles song! https://youtu.be/rfYeeGkyJUc?si=XD8Vd2bjc5IqPqSJ
>>557292292*gets rewarded with std*
>>557292232shut up, slavestop wasting my time and give me the answer
>>557292316me on the left
>race>stats go brrrr>2k+ SP (minus 777 tax I bought after debut)wtf I love race bonus now
>>557292331This is really cool
>>557289592I am as I have dirt parents set and I'm still prepping the mile side before I figure out what I'm doing for Aquarius. I'm also looking forward to screencapping 1 of the 2 or 3 times I get podium which I could never do in a test room or lobby I was in, best chance of that in Round 1.
>>557292485Deck?
>>557292114I would actually visit Japan if one of my clubros was there too I've always wanted to visit and have the money but have no friends and severe anxiety so even if I went alone I wouldn't be brave enough to do anything...
>>557292485How do you even get 2k SPWhere the fuck are you getting so much SP
>>557292102>>557292451
>>557292485Race bonus is OP as fuck even before MANT, I regularly get 2.1k to 2.3k skill points on mile/sprint recently
>>557292451You get Palmer Alt instead.
>finally finished farming for 16* power parents ready to mutate Front Pasa>forgot that 1 (one) dirt spark to make her dirt AFUCK back to the drawing board
>>557292690stopshe can't breathe like this
>>557292569MLB Riko is 10 btw.>>557292657Just race bro, that's 20 races with 20 wins.
which one is more miserable Ryan or Pasa mines?
>>557292607Tokyo is pretty cool for introverts since they have tablets/ticket machines and shit where you can order stuff without talking to anybody since they have the highest rate of autistics. Anywhere else though you're gonna have to be social.
>>557292886I can't be social if I don't speaka the language it is literally impossible
>helios isn't gay!!!>Her supoka event chain literally gives you hints for "Straight Descent"It's pretty blatant...
>>557292845You can’t make us do your geometry homework by putting Oguri in it.
>>557292690Giwtwm
schizo fighting his own imaginary enemies lol
I do not care anymore about CMsI do not care anymore about parent grindingI do not give a fuck if I get the event cards or not I do not care about fan runsI will fail a career for my dailies or finish it depending on my moodI will stay for my comfy clubI will stay in the threads to keep updated about the habbeningsI will make fun of (You) for burning out you only have yourself to blame No the game isn't even one bit fun but the threads are.
>>557292829That's about how much races I do on parent runs... How do you even juggle training and racing?
4 stars for the oomf Digitan
>>557292509thx bro
>>557293176I do like the game a lot actually but the thread is also what keeps me hooked. We are social creatures in the end...
>>557292829Nice, but my Tachyon is still stuck at 1LB
>>557291357Mambo LOVE
>>557293219NTA but if you have over half HP, great mood, bad rainbows and bad unity trainings = Race.A bad rainbow is like a lone kitasan rainbow with no unity trainings.
5 PASA RUNS TODAY5 PASA RUNS YESTERDAY 5 PASA RUNS TOMORROW
>>557293219NTA but my parent runs are usually 26+, you should be able to do 20 runs in an ace run on most umas (at least ones with speed %)
>>557292845Text does not match the image.Not doing your problem.
>>557293469None of my waifus have speed bonus.
>>557292845Huh? Area of Triangle is 14√3, so rectangle should be 28√3/5Also the words aren't matching the diagram.
>>557293176I'm serious, if my club dies then I am going with them. I refuse to be a refugee in another club, it's the same as being a divorced housewife at a PTA but you're all alone
Greetings again /uma/, it's the green anon from the other day. I took what you guys suggested and tried it out with Sakura bakshin. Best run I've had with her! Even got a 3* blue spark speed. The pal/wit training advice helped out a lot.
YES MY SWEEEEEEEEEET YES MY SWEETEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESTT I WANNA GET BACK WHERE YOU WERE HITOSHI HITO YO MOU ICHIDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
If my club dies I hope AlmondLove accepts refugees...
I give up
Safe for the week
>>557289684dantsu's breast milk
IIFUCKINGLOVE THIS GAME
>>557293635You can still race them more, like >>557293367 said - you just have to learn when to race. It's pretty obvious though, hell I even sometimes race to get mood ups since you can get the reporter event on winning on top of the stats/skill points
>>557293946>負け debut
>wins the derby>never wins again
>>557293875Officially Licensed by Cygames
>>557293946>>557294046IM LOVIN' IT
>>557294049But enough about Sirius.
>>557294049PEAKED
>>557294049Injuries do be like that
>>557293996Not the anon you're replying to but it also depends on the uma. The other anon is running Maruzensky who can beat NPCs and Chiyono players like it's nothing but if you're playing someone like Dober (or any other late surger/end closer as they are usually the ones with no speed bonus) then racing sometimes is bricking your career...
>>557294049At least the anime gave her a main character moment instead of just glossing over her win to hype up Obuhi Fraud like in the manga
KIBO YORI RISO YORI AKOGARE YORIKIMI DAKE GA SHINJITSU TSUKANDE ITAAAAHAKANKUTE HAGESHIKUTE ITSURINAIMANAZASHI WO TOJINAI DEEEEEEYOU CAN CHANGE YOUR DESTINY TOKI NO MUKOOOOOUUUYOU CAN CHANGE YOUR FUTURE YAMI NO MUKOOOOOUUUUUUUWE CAN SHARE THE HAPPINESS SAGASHITE YUKUUUUUAISHI ATTAAAA ANO HI WOOOOOYOU CAN CHANGE YOUR DESTINY TOKI NO MUKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU*TENENE NE NE NEN TENENENEEEEEN NEEEEEEEEEN*
>>557294386>Race because there's no good training>Get brocked, finish 11th>Etsuko publishes a hit piece on your uma>Mood down energy downI love Ryan
>>557293673Grats anon, well done
Darby a cute
>>557294496I liked SennaRin's new take on it, it fits the soundtrack of the Hathaway movies very well.
Derby a Pretty
>>557294641
>>557291561>this club always has the most soulful recruitmentsHOW DO THEY DO IT
Darby a sexy
Oguri Fat
I think I actually got gaslit by this thread for once. I read a bunch of posts saying you can't get negative racing debuffs if you do them at the end of the year... And yet now my pasa has this flesh eating virus...
Has anyone beat Mr. Cock and Balls with Chiyo yet?
>>557294049add it to the long list of dahbyfrauds
He was cute!
oguri crap
>>557294883Opoopy crap (as in shit)
>>557294802I'm pretty sure the only expectation to running more then 2 races is if the third + race is a goal race. Rando races will inflict a penalty.
It's time...For Mutant Nig
>>557294694I heard the song before watching the movie I was fully expecting for it to play but it didn't but I agree. It really fit the hathaway movies and can't wait for the 3rd part
mayo obviously doesnt have an STD
>>557294802There's definitely certain turns where you skip mood down/skin outbreak, but I don't know what they are. For example, if you attempt Scarlet/Taiki's secret event, where you're forced to do a 3rd optional race, the negative event never happens.
>>557293946I do, too. I did a parent run last night with NY Opera, felt my stats were competent, got to Junior Debut, paddock was 2 end, 4 late, 1 pace, 1 front. Defaulted to my "go front for Junior Year" plan, she got 9th by TEN LENGTHS. I should have replayed it but I was on mobile and rushing a playthrough before I went to bed last night, but I just laughed seeing how the run decided to be so shit I had to win a maiden race and do some other race just so I could attempt Hopeless Stakes. Which she won but didn't matter, she lost 7 or 8 other races anyway.But I have a weird sense of humor, I like to see how much of a trainwreck a run becomes if it decides to go that way.
>>557294386Do you guys not know to front run those types of horses in the early races? You just need 300ish speed by Hopeful stakes to front run anyone
I was trying to search for some good math stuff but no result for now.
>>557295085>if you attempt Scarlet secret event, where you're forced to do a 3rd optional race, the negative event never happens.I'm a pro Scarlet player and this is absolutely not true
>>557294942>>557295085Yeah I knew that required races can't do it, but people here specifically said you can't get it at the end of the year so it was safe to pile them on in December... They said it was mandatory for MANT...
>>557294869and to think she's just a girl who cries over everything now
MAMBOGODS I KNEEL FOR RUINING MY RUN
>>557295191Wait really? I'd attempted the "Number One and the Coolest" event about 5ish times. After racing Japan Cup (Classic), I'd never been penalized.
>>557295085Definitely no true, you can get mood downs from Taiki's secret event with Suzuka where it requires 3 races in a row at the very end
>>557295174For what?
What the fuck are the Suzuka Awakening secret events listed for Taiki’s career
>>557295312
>>557295452stupid and sexy mambo
>Doto is a villain!>Rice is a villain!Aren't you guys forgetting the real antagonist of umamusume?
>>557295312ONE MORE GOD REJECTED
>>557295312Mambo has stolen so many crowns from me lately. The satsuki sho but also the kikuka sho and even the tenno sho spring. She's a menace.
>>557295312Aruji-dono I scored 1st and dominated the dominator!
>>557295345For 28/30
>>557295289I'm still too green to know how to take advantage of the little things like that, but could it be a mix of nov-dec and then the ura finals? Back to back that's six races with only three turns in between.
hmmmmmmI wonder who put that on the jukebox
Whichever uma greets me when I login, I will give her free Torena pass
>>557295427They're on turns where you could run a race to get Taiki 's secret event. I don't know why her career is the only one that has weird little breadcrumbs like that. It could be just because taiki is a mega suzuka simp and if she's not running in the race with her she's going out of her way to watch it and cheer.
>>557295628BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZE
There are people who grinded aces for this joke CM.
>>557295676That's not a good signI need a redo
i stopped logging in
>>557294496shoehorning that song into gquuuuuuux was such a cheap and blatant undeserved appeal at nostalgiait still worked
>>557295875I grinded to get a S+ rank for that Unity cup title
>>557295970that describes the entire fucking seriesand yes, somehow it still worked and tricked a lot of people into thinking it was goodumamusume
>>557295735Naruhodo, thank you
>>557295581Are you the autis/uma/ danchou? I have some cool math stuff and ideas I could share that I use for the club
Next Uma anime/movie with a different protag when?
>>557295970That entire thing was a nostalgia bait and it baited me until I slowly realized nothing fucking make sense. Showed dozens of characters that only lasted a single episode, and even showed a fucking Psycho Gundam that didn't make sense with their current technology.I hated every bit of that anime and want to beat up my friend who said it was great (Gquux is the only gundam he watched)
Should I borrow MLB Suzuka and use 1LB Falco (groundwork) or vice versa?Is Unrestained is that good in dirt CM?
Anyone up for an early Aquarius room? My umas are fairly strong though, it's my star sign after all.12591125
>>557296338You could wait for Guts Bakushin and use that, it's better than Falcuck
>>557296338Unrestrained is bad on anyone but Suzuka.
>>557296252No, we will remake season but it's solo instead of a team, and Spe closer the game Spe But the catch is that the remake ends with a whole episode hot steamy umapyoi between Spe and her trainer
>>557296338I was debating this, but I don't think Unrestrained is worth it.
>>557296252they'll go even further back in time after the movie flopped while cinderella succeeded. the new protagonist will eithe be Rudolf or Ace
>>557296502Where does Suzuka fit into this?
>>557296327i'm surprised anyone who doesn't know gundam at all would like itit seems to appeal mostly to the casual fans who can recognize the memberberries but can't analyze themes or characters
>>557296338Forgot comparing pic.>>557296439How long until her release? I already done the late digitan and doing double dirt roll for Suzuka is quite depressing so I gonna try doing S.Maru first.
For Champions Meeting should I stick with this Open League Team (they are NOT built or optimized for ANY kind of racing and are some of my first ever career runs and only B Ranks left) or upgrade to Graded League where most of my Uma are just at A Rank and again, not optimized with Sparks or even a Parent or proper skills with tons of dud choices?I assume the skill ceiling is lower in Open League due to newbies so my E- Tier Team has a slim chance like usual whereas the optimization and huge stats for Graded means the playing field is dominated with powerful whales, tryhards and smart people who can build an Uma or deck so the competition will be ruthless.
>>557296252I want a golshi movie that shows her being a stupid dork and then locking the fuck in and absolutely dominating. There NEEDS to be a cinematic adaptation of the 7 gorillion yen incident.
>Did you check... your desk? I mean, come on, today is that day, right? Va-Va-Valentine's. ...It's just a thank-you for everything you do. That's all it is, okay? So don't go reading too much into it!Vodka...
>>557296410Room for one more
>>557296675do graded and make sure you don't get to group A in round 2 by retiring if you get to 2 wins
>>557296581She's still her idol, but now she's also a rival or someshitBut Suzuka keeps the spica trainer with that yeeyee ass haircut as her own trainer
>>557296675In graded league you can go through the B group route and still get better rewards.But if your best umas are A rank at best, you should stick with open league. But make umas for every CM you can't just reuse the same team, for track affinities and all that.
>>557296683who is that cutie in gate 14
So hard to not think about my dick. I can't believe people can go through life fapping once a month
>>557296589There are actually a lot who don't know anything about gundam that liked it, and mostly because of the vtumor ED song, which is sadly the same case for said friend.
aiieeee 4chan won't let me upload images
>>557296675A Rank isn't enough to compete in Graded. Either way, you better learn how to optimize sooner than later, else you'll be extremely confused why you're losing to umas with similar stats.
YOU LOSERS ARE GOING TO GET SMOKED!
>>557296768Now post Scarlet's
>>557296768She's a pure maiden, treat her well torena
sonna......oguri...
umarape umarape
>>557296675How does one purposely create Bs? Just maxing out your stats at B rank and never training above that? Using subpar supports? I've recently hit A rank and barely have any Bs. I also never really do the pvp cup but I feel like I could do better then when I first looked at it.
>>557296338>15 or 5 RBBorrow falco's suzuka's scaling seems dogshit
>>557297162me
>>557296683Ah yes the legendsAnd mambo???
>>557297159Unironically resting whole career after reaching the minmax B stats
I hope they finally announce Contrail in the upcoming anni stream...
>>557297279Okay, so I was on the right track. Would you mix in some races to skill point farm?
>>557297095Why is that npc in the foreground making an ahegao face
>>557297279Won't random event fuck your rating?
>>557296852I didn't check but she jobbed badly
>>557297318contrail cunt railed
>>557294049no wonder she's sakura conbini o now
>>557297467>that ring
>>557297467Married with me
>>557297351Stats are usually more important than skills, since they're more value for your budget. People even purposefully get fewer fans so their unique skill doesn't level up. Another advantage that Open League has is that you can bring bad supports to get essential skills, like Groundwork.
My wife Maruzensky and our retard daughter Sakura Chiyono O
>>557297575>Stats are usually more important than skillskek no
all i can think of is umankoumanko umanko umyankooo
>>557297318>triple crown uma during the covid empty seats eraThat's gonna be a heavy story beat if it follows the trend of her fellow North Hill umas
>>557296410Results
>>557296410Nice Digitan.
>Speed stat and some gay attribute based % checks matters more than "0.2 accel at the right time"lmao
>>557297575I see, does the cup cover both B and B+? I have the same concern with >>557297403About events pushing your stats up. However if it does cover both B and B+ I think it's safe to assume the events won't meddle too much. To recap, get to B, stay in B and keep an eye out for some decent skills that'll help?
>>557297819If B+ was Open League material, Open League would actually be fun
>>557297793woke:good accelsbespoke: late game velocity carry over
feed me some ardan propaganda. I'm considering rolling for her
>>557297890Oh so it's strictly B only?
>>557297957Yeppers
i want free carats
>>557297819Open League is only B. I'm not familiar with finessing below the threshold. Maybe get comfortably below B, let the random events happen, and then get your last stats during URA Finale.
>>557297930she is a sexy umamusume
Wait Machan isn't related to Maruzensky?
>I learned how to make chocolate from a pâtissier. Won't you please taste the results of my hard work?Should I?
>>557297930
>>557297740>digitan dominationI'm nyoooticing
>>557297930>Convince me to roll for someoneGay and low energy!
>>557298136good thing i spooked digital chan
>>557296410>>557297740Were fronts overhyped?I'm assuming El hit Plancha and still came in 4th?
>>557298116those treats are SPIKED
>>557298116Do not do it. I am warning you bro, you will wake up and have umaussy smell stuck in your nose and no memory of what happened in the last 7 days.
>I tried making 8 varieties of chocolate based on the bracket colors... I wonder, was there a flavor that suited your taste?Keiba choco
>>557298035Don't you think you've had enough, toreena?
>>557298136Even my 12 100 rating Digitan can win lobbies
I'm spending... I can't resist anymore...
>>557298250Yes
>>557298310>spending books on a skill with a 160 base cost instead of a 180 one
>>557298037I think that's how I'll try it out, keep my stats around C till late senior year and then push them into b, avoiding rainbows and what not.
>>557298310Why are you upgrading the gold? Upgrade the grey cheaper but still does the same job
>>557298378I DIDNT NOTICE OH FUCK MY ACCOUNT NOOOOOOO CYGAMES PLEASE ROLLBACK NOW
The 2YO season for Hoeh Curren just endedShe won 3 times in 4 races, including a JPN3 and JPN1 raceWhile we still don't know the exact distances she is good at, we did learn that she is a pace chaser
>Even though I should be used to making sweets, for some reason, my hands felt so hot... ...perhaps it is because... this chocolate is for you?Nice
>>557298381Just want to make sure you understand that Rank=B is different from Stats=B. You need a calculator beside you at all times.
>>557298475Remember that Kurenai-chan is innocent. Still is the one whose horny
>>557295329I just tried a couple of times and didn't get mood downs in Classic Year Japan Cup. I might be thinking of the senior year Japan Cup where you can definitely get mood downs.Classic year, I just get the Empty Room event. I'll keep trying to prove you wrong lol.
>>557298449It should have been front
>>557298519Oh I'm glad you mentioned that, I was under the impression that they were directly linked. What's the rating system? Straight Bs don't guarantee a B rank?
>>557298560kek
>>557298279Cute keiba autist
>>557296775>>557296850>>557296987>>557297159These are my highest graded Uma (luckily they are Sprint or Mile capable). If these are terrible and have 0% chance of getting me to the Finals I might just bet on my B Team which got me an Open League 3rd place victory last time.
>>557298381Rank is calculated depending on your stats+skills.Google a rank calculator, I'm sure someone has made one. You will be able to see what stats/skills you need to not go over B rank.I don't play open league but from anons here who do, what you need to win is just to meet stamina requirements for the race.
>>557298587Straight Bs with okay skills would probably push you into A+ rank, if not S
>miles>need 600 staminaWhat the fuck did I miss
>>557298560Speak your truth, Kurenai-chan
>>557296768I love Vodka's special lines
>open a white monster >Load up the parent deckAhhh... That first run of the day. Nothing beats it.
>I left the chocolate meant for you on your desk. Eat it, throw it away... do whatever you want with it>You don't need to give me anything in return for the chocolate. I was simply fulfilling my obligation to you, that's allso cold...
>>557298753What the fuck is this all about
>>557298713That's for Pace
>>557296501Why?
>>557298713the uphill of doom
>>557298713Big ass hill
>>557298876Other fronts may see that skill as gamble, Suzuka is guaranteed to be 1st on that last corner.
does dober have funny valentine's lines or is it just more woke misandry
>Today, I am giving you an extra-large dose of my "love". And then, on White Day, I'll be getting some from you... hehe, I'll be waiting for my return gift, okay?sasuga
so are we getting mant before or after aquarius finals?
For Global's valentines, my trainee will be gifting me CM loses
>>557298713You need more stamina to run on dirt.>>557299102Before finals.
>>557298713Any typical mile CM apparently
>>557298896>>557298925>hillwhich has no effect on hp consumption
>>557299004Being first is not the gamble you should be worrying about. The real gamble is triggering unrestrained late enough into the final corner that it actually carries over into the late race.
>LANEoh for fuck's sake
>Mile Uma>Sucks at Sprint>Has Long career race
>>557298475Cute maiden in love
>>557299271>no uma prefixShe has human friends? what a slut.
>>557299398>Mile Uma>Sucks at Mile>Has Long career race
sprint kino status tomorrow?
>>557299271The only umafied app that sounds good and clever
>same sire
>I have sent a life-sized chocolate statue of myself to your room! Fufu, make sure you take your time admiring its beauty before you eat it!>I shall have some sweets delivered to you later. Understand this, I will not tolerate your absenceI wonder what she bought?
>>557299448it's still a horse pun
>>557299594eating out a chocolate Orfevre...
>>557299271It must be beyond easy to work at a Global version of a game. You barely have to do shit, and the translations can be shitty as well.
>>557299271>LANEwait is LINE an acronym?
>>557298560
I didn't think this El would win that often but she's doing pretty well in CM10 rooms and has won even with late starts
>>557299594Bitch I'm not eating all that chcolate, I'm feeding what I can't finish to your grandma
>>557256596How's your SR deck? Are most of them mlb? Do you have Kitasan? do you have Creek and Finemo? Those three cards are the most important, but a lot of f2p's won't have Creek and/or Finemo at 3lb, which is when they start becoming very useful. If you have good SR's and 3lb/mlb Kita, hold carats until Agnes Tachyon, and dump 90k carats on it. Then hold again for supoka unless you decide to dump carats on SMaru/Finemo. Finemo is very good, but by mid-August, her wit dominance has sunset, because 12 weeks later Ramonu wit releases, a substantial upgrade and a card f2p's are going to want to have. Save 90k for that one, too. Note: this advice presumes you want to approach being competitive in PvP. If you don't, then any plan for pulling (Creek/CB banner, the first Finemo banner, first SMaru banner) is going to be fine, but the important thing is to look at upcoming banners, look at your stable, and decide how you want to play. Here's my pull plan for this year, for example.
sex with umas
>>557298713non risky mile has always been 600 median
>>557299789>Bitch I'm not eating all that chcolateDoubt
>her normal post training event heals youUhhh bwos? Why was I told this card was bad?
>>557299885you have any other option?
>>557299710no
>>557299937>Why was I told this card was bad?Oguri'd
>>557299594>>I have sent a life-sized chocolate statue of myself to your room!>I wonder what she bought?A chocolate Orfevre how is that even a question? she already told you
>>557299937Uhhhh it's a gambling card and uhhhh you should have pulled on Fuku instead
>>557299937it is pretty awful to not get any energy recovery from dates before 3LB
>>557298874In that pic Still is basically having an inner argument with herself with Kurenai (her instinct) shaming her for having feelings for her trainer since Still thinks it's indecent but can't help herself anyway
>>557299976so then whats the joke... i thought it implied it was an acronym and the A stood for uma...wait uma doesnt start with A... nevermind...
>>557299937Bwo you do know that's also a gamble right
Post the Dumb Falcon stretching imagethe edited one
>>557299810Why is the Seiun has bait in her name?
>>557300139>its a gamblewait what? what happens if i lose the gamble on that event?
umafuck umafuck
>>557300136Lanes... You know, when you are driving, or racing?
>>557300185>Why is the Seiun has bait in her name?She goes fishing.
>>557257187The thing that pisses me off about JP players is that even when they're giving you accurate information, they rarely give the proper context, so it's apt to be misleading to an Aoharu context. >Ramonu, by herself, caps wit consistentlyand this turns out might really be true, but it's true because of the scenario power, not because Ramonu wit is the second coming of Shiraoki-sama, and other wit cards used in Grandmaster scenario would also do very well. It's a statement so contextually misleading it's worthless. Global is a completely different environment, exponentially more competitive than JP was at this stage (remember the "Falcon blocker" advice from JPfags for Cancer?) and has the benefit of hindsight. Take advice from JPfags with copious amounts of salt and do your own research.
>>557300148Stretching?
>>557300132Is this like Manhattan and Sunday Silence or is it schizophrenia?
>>557299754Because of the way the corner works on this track I've noticed that whichever front takes the lead is heavily influenced by start time.
>>557300334-5 energy
>>557300389The yoga pose stretching, it's official art outside of the edit
fucking finally, dirt sparks
>>557300334All her events are 50/50
>>557289293
>>557299754Post the buhi deck.
>>557300482some of the cards are quite lewd i like itfalco summerdiwa beachgroove beachuzensky
>>557300402Unironic split personality. "Kurenai" used to be just a natural aspect of Still when she was young. However as more people got scared of her the more she shunned her more aggressive tendencies, accumulating into an individual personality. This continues until midway through her career. Where once she finds someone who loves all sides of her(you), she makes peace with Kurenai.
>>557300603what the fuck is wrong with future umas
>>557300501
NOOOOOOOO DON'T FEED ME THE UMA HORSEMONES
>>557300684They're not all mentally ill. It's fine.
>>557300684people want "new" and "interesting" gimmicks so as time goes on the career writing gets more retarded and convoluted.
>>557300684yes
>>557300759>tazuna: that trainer is also an uma musume>>>>>>also an uma musume>>>>>>>>>>>>also
>>557300736>50RBNahone
>>557300402No, it's more like multiple personality disorder or something since she can't suppress Kurenai while racing and especially during the full moon. She's treated like a completely split personality from Still>>557300684To be fair, the real horse was also actually mentally ill due to inbreeding
>>557300684They're trying way too hard to make all future umas for (You)
>>557300897didnt nigga say he wanna fuck the horse
>>557300861You aat that when current umas give us shit like >lol Oguri Fat eats a lot and is a dumb hickFor a big chunk of her story
>>557300861>>557300905It's accurate to the real horse though, the trainer/jockey love and mental illness included
>>557300482I know what you're talking about but I can't find it since my folder is a mess
>>557300861I just want a brown uma bwo......gwo.....
>>557300897>>557300603That's just called being crazy. Actusl split personalities aren't cognitively aware of each other's existence, like Jekyll and Hyde
Oh look it's spoiling jp faggots AGAIN who can't just fuck off to their thread and discuss this shit
>>557300416Not sure what you're trying to say. Cancer and Virgo had an early no-zone, which made overtaking nearly impossible. Aquarius is the same, but less pronounced.
>>557301012>implying he hasn't yet>>557301040And Buena Vista means "I crave for your dick"
>>557301208Call it what you wish.
>>557301262Your fault for not having read the Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde yet
>>557301012He has "joked" that he'd elope with Still in Love if he ever got removed as her jockey (he was her only jockey in her entire career)
>>557301294Buena Vista was known to be your childhood friend for fucking years my guy what are you doing
It's lore accurate that all the newer umas are always in heat and ovulating from the very start of their career. It's very important to their stories.
>>557300075ah, I messed up, I mixed up the translation for Opera's chocolate with Orfevre's. The correct one is like this>I shall have some sweets delivered to you later. Understand this, I will not tolerate your absence>I bestow this reward upon you. As for what you will have to say to me tomorrow... heh... it shall be quite a spectacle
>>557300358thats actually so witty it completely went over my head, i expect every uma joke to just be like umastagram or umatter or the umited states of umarica
>>557301029>lol Oguri Fat eats a lot and is a dumb hickfunniest shit ever
>>557301547Mare moment
>>557301429>Still In Love is because of her name>Buena Vista's name isn't related to it my guyGoalpost moved
>>557301547Ohimba moment
>>557301547Prepare to be raped non stop by ohimbas in a few years anon
>>557301576>uMareicaeurobros... is it time to move?
>>557287635She's such a grandma that she's from another geological era than most of the other umas. Nobody knows her.
baking right now
That's not trueIf that's true, then were are the stories of umas banging their trainers from the Tracen Files?
>>557301547umas have to reproduce somehow after all. Nature is wise and gave them a mating season just like animals
At this rate Almond Love's story will start with you living with her or waking up to a sex scenario
>>557301927>>557301927move
>>557301846
>>557301547How do they manage to go through three years without mounting their trainer??
>>557294869he was sprightly and lively all the way up to his deathand he lived long enough to witness his great-granddaughter Lei Papale kick Contrail's ass
