Previous: >>557277730>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Sakura Chiyono O (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Sasami Anshinzawa (Pal), SR Tamamo Cross (Guts), SSR Riko Kashimoto (Pal), SSR Tazuna Hayakawa (Pal)Current CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mMain Story Chapter 5 is out01/27 - New Beginnings Part 102/11 - 02/19 - Sakura Chiyono O+Tazuna SSR+Riko SSR Rerun02/13 - 02/19 - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Valentine Taiki Shuttle (3*), Valentine Sounds of Earth (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru, SSR Neo UniverseNew Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/Curren Chan Edition!
Trainer and Trainee relationships are not allowed
>>557301846>you living with hernot exactly it, but Furioso has basically been married to you from before she even joined tracen
How do I configure Sweepy to do more Power training? I set the target stat to 10000 but still only hitting 800-900
>>557301927
>>557302029But we already umapyoi'd and the baby is on its way?
>Two 3* power in a row>Both with pace pinkfml
Uncertain about whether to run Taiki for CM10. Had many problems in CM5 where she would push past 3rd and lose her ult.
>>557301785If those records actually went public, the school's reputation would be nuked faster than a 1-star gacha pull. The lack of leaks is that the student council is way better at cover-ups than they are at actual governing
>>557301846At this rate Almond Love's story will start with you living with her or waking up to a sex scenarioI am....profoundly alright with that
>humblebragging >immense faggotfyl
>>557302093Show deck so we can laugh at you
>>557302225I was going to run her but I think I'm going for Digitan now.
Digitan LOVE
>>557302093>I set the target stat to 10000O-over 9000?!
>>557302210>complaining about 3* pwr 2* GW 2* UmaStankill yourself, livestream it, and make it painful
actually the guest is 2* speed (my grass wonder is 3* but im not using her for it) so im going to do grass wonder with this 2* guest and put that 3* on vodka next for oguri parent
>>557302264do i need better power cards
>>557302029The most ignored rule in the history of Tracen, it’s essentially the "Don't press this button" of the uma universe. The more the official lore insists it's strictly professional, the more the writers drop Christmas events and Valentine's lines that feel like a full-blown honeymoon
>older umas' story >trainer properly guiding them and earning their trust>newer umas>right off the bat "fuck me trainer I love you"Maybe it was meant to be that global's playercount is dying and will die even more during MANT. The gameplay will probably become better but the umas' story quality will plummet by a lot. Not even Curren who's a literal whore whores out like the newer umas.
sexo suzuka
Ok the events from the acupuncturist card are actually so fun. I wish I could have gotten this card but I'll settle for perma borrowing it I guess.>She starts training you for the acupuncturist cup>It's a race between humans who are roided from needle magic>She starts training you like an uma in your date cutscenes However I failed the gamba on the first event and now have a purple version of corner recovery. God I love this card.
>>557302572good bait
>>557302419But... pace pink... I'll never actually use this...
>>557302474No your deck is fine, actually. Sweepy, being a machine, might be capping speed too fast on a 20% Growth Uma to get decent power scaling. Try swapping Sweep for another Wit card and seeing if that helps.
>>557302572Almost fell for it
>>557302572why do you think the for (You) chart by the chinks are filled with the latest honses. cygames' rules about the no romance became less and less since it rakes in cash and the owners became less stricter about it
>>557302572it's like vtubersthe old ones actually want to do their job while the new ones want to get dicked
What's the skills needed by late surgers for the next CM? Like parents and mandatory(probably NSM?)Pls help
>>557302636>I wish I could have gotten this cardThe only thing stopping you is yourself.
>>557302510It's like the rule of trainers not being able to enter the dorms but umas make gyaru night parties with trainers.>BET! WOOO!
>>557302563stego pretending she doesn't care about valentine's hype, literally suggests a date to go get chocolate together in the next breath
sexo suzuka !
>>557302619what an uma...
>>557302225things are apt to be very different in Aquarius. Everyone who's got Falco will run her, she's going to be retarded strong on this track, since Angling works, and the Bourbon Card grants TTL, and groundwork parents are easy to have now. Hell Falco can probably reach 600 stam with just Riko, inherit 18* power, run 2spd/3wit/Riko and rape rape rape. Dirt SMaru will also be there, and probably a few dirty Suzus. So I wouldn't worry about Taiki moving up too far. I'm running her at least.
>>557302636seems like an interesting card to borrow
only one of these girls (suzuka) exists in the entire world and shes sexo more than any other girl
i dont have falco am i bricked for aquarius
ohayo
>>557302743wit not power card?
>>557301927sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after she wins the Arima Kinensniffing Mihono Bourbon's perky, leotard-covered rear after she wins the Triple Crown sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt while she's using my face as a chair
>>557303154
>>557303191Yeppers
>>557302636after putting you through that she better put out
>>557302856It’s the classic evolution of any mobile game that survives past its first year. The "strictly professional" facade is great for getting the licenses and keeping the initial PR clean, but the for (You) meta is what keeps the lights on at cygames
Why am I borrowing this dogshit card
>>557302856>why do you think the for (You) chart by the chinks are filled with the latest honsesbecause the chinks are insects incapable of understanding feelings? Yeah, probably that. Only a bug could read Suzuka's story, read the intensely close emotional bond and mutual trust they share, and conclude, "they're just being professional". Such cases could be multiplied.
Smores
>557302572Smart Falcon could release today and the end of her hot springs event would still be be>Uhm let's be tog- friends forever :)With her trainer going>YEAH!! I never want to stop being friends with you.
>>557302572This is probably a bait but, even as not a bait, you can clearly compare the on release ones like Teio's, Spe's, Oguri's, and others' stories with the latest one from JP. The difference with the love aspect of their careers and stories are very noticeable and some even makes it a focus.I'm not saying it's bad but they should at least rework the stories of the on release ones since they're very lackluster in terms of romance.
>fuku speed rated lower than Nishino 0 Priority what the fuku
I will be depositing a 2nd 1M Rudolf danchou, don't mind me...
>>557303329deserved for trying to do that to ogurin
>>557302529does she actually feel bad about not getting the sakura eyes?
>>557303441To do what
Falcobros we won't even be able win on our home turf... the mutated Els and Marus are too powerfvl...
>>557303329>selects the risky choice>"wtf why is this bad??"
>>557303187*smooch*
>>557303551>risky choiceAs opposed to the safety and reliability of getting Head On from a blue ball or spark?
>Stego pits got nukedlmao
I never sorted my shit out and marked important/parent Uma outside of a singular one and I'm tempted to go scorched earth and destroy every legacy Uma that isn't marked/part of my team race teams and start from the beginning.
To anyone still without a club and looking to find oneLe fishe (formerly Bricked) is not full and recruiting two(2) people.>comfy A+ club>20mil monthly quotaIf you're interested, feel free to reply to this with your Trainer ID so I can send you an invite!
>>557303329because you don't want to do parent farming
>>557303802This is a parent run...
>>557303427My clubmates are too powerful… I’ll have to match you later.
I just got my first 1 million fan run
>>557303397I wish they’d adjust their personalities more to how the horses actually were in real life, like Spe or Scarlet, they were nothing like that
YO LOOK AT THIShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQcbMs9UR_M
>>557303881Maybe danchou will come back this way...
>>557303897greatnow do it 3 times per day
>>557302914after the opera banner and the fuku banner and amoguri i literally have 5000 carets left anon... last time i used THAT to spark a support when my reserves were dry my wife spent a month guilt tripping me about having an impulse control disorder, it's not worth it. i still catch her looking at my uma home screen to examine how many paid carets i have sometimes.
>>557303423mant isn't out yet
>>557302636I keep saying this and anons think it's a gaslight: this card is better than fuku speed but wasn't chilled by sloptubers.
>>557303897Huge!
>>557303397Early writing suffers from trying not to go too far but also not be boring. The latest ones can basically ignore that and make up any kind of scenarios even if they go overboard, same with their designs. Ai being the extreme case with the design so I doubt they'll pull any punches once they come up with her story, and they absolutely will make her a for (You) uma.
>>557303897Congratulations but there's no time to rest.Do 60 more runs in the next 23 hours to match the lowest and humblest of bot niggers
>>557303992Mambros are strong. Persevere. Things will get better. I’m certain of it.
>>557304072fuku speed is literally only good for initial stats during MANTMANT isn't out yet so of course she is bad
>>557304124Early writing also fucking suffers from a good chunk of the stories lacking their main rivals because they didn't have perms for them at the time. I actually wish they'd go back and re-do them.
>>557304298also this
You will do pasa runs everyday and you will come to love her
>>557303973scarlet is slowly getting dumber and dumber, at leastspe and grass would require a complete and total rewrite, so it'll never happen
>>557304445I literally haven't done a single Pasa run ever.
half of the release umas have being a fatass as their only defining character trait
>>557304445she's annoyingi believe in grass supremacy
>>557304298Same. Rudolf's story isn't bad but it also isn't that great. Teio didn't even get her duel with Biwa. Oguri too.
>>557304282I'm not in Mambo, but aren't you guys doing fine? A low earner left and immediately got replaced, there's nothing bad going on. Aside from danchou not following his own rules, I guess.
>>557303704There is a safe choice so you cannot fuck up.Also the "risky choice" still doesn't really fuck you up, it just gives you less stuff and -10 of energyIt's still good for mood ups
>>557304543SHE'S JUST LIKE ME!!
NGL guys getting a little tired of doing this with nothing to show for it
>>557304613I was promised a mambo uprising....
fuck you CBfags. Fuck you. Because of you and your CB shilling, I'm shortchanging my Ramonu pulls. Because now I have to pull CB in November. goddamnit. Goddamnit all to hell
>>557304543Obesity is such a foreign concept to Japan that they think it's the funniest shit ever
>>557304445but i already love her
>>557304783There's free pulls in CB's banner since she's an anni uma at least
>>557304739I lied
Ding dong, check the date on your calendar. A mysterious uma is going around to stab any homeless toreinas for funJoin HonseFun today, there's one slot open to save yourself from the menace...You will also get stabbed to death if you ignore your umas for several days on any day of the month. Please do not, but other than that, have fun, trade shoes, chat about whatever if you wantApply directly in-game, or reply with your ID here
>>557304613They're not doing "great" they're mostly being carried by their top earner by a lot, and mostly are flatlining with very few exceptions.>>557304698You can only cope with the fans going to your club other than that you'll burnout. You don't do that manually unless you're sure you wont burnout.
>>557303361Anon, most of this thread has no human empathy
>>557304698let's do some fun math! >chance for dirt spark on Pasa if she's B in Long: 17%>chance 2* pink: 70%>chance for stam/pwr spark: 40%>chance for 2* if 600+: 45%>total chance for good spark: 2%HAVE FUN!
>>557305075Spark rerolls when…?
>>557304698Still doing parent runs?
>>557305075Your chances and math is still very generous. I wouldn't give those percentages that high.
>>557304902absolute cinema
>>557304783enjoy the propaganda
Mambros, the time for revolution is now
CM in 3 hours.Bring your aces to an 18 gates CM practice room so they warm up.52068143520681435206814352068143
>>557305075Actually if you have 600 on every stat then your chances for a 2 star or BETTER are 50%
>>557305074that may be true, especially judging by the ugly pr0n that gets routinely posted, but the ways anons have talked about Ardan, CB, Brian, and their has been nothing short of wonderful, and convinced me to pull on two of them and bring 'em home. So it's not just indogs/ insects, and hateloving trolls here, even though it is frequently a shitthole.
>>557303508my bad i got it confused with falco card and thought you were trying to give her groundwork
>>557305398Nu, dun wanna
>>557305236you might not, but the game does
what the fuckI thought Chiyo career was about getting baton pass from Maru but this old dog is having peaked crisis
>>557305337>major tomboy aura>often wears masculine-style clothing>extremely femininethe propaganda WORKS
>>557305398This motherfucvker
>>557305405but then they'll be too tired
>>557305398sorry my fault I went too hard with the backshots. In my defense, Almondlove dancho insisted...
>>557305631it's partly your fault
>>557305418>50% chance of getting 2* or 3*>50% chance of getting 1*acceptableWhat I find intolerable is:>1100+>70% chance 2*>10% 3*>20% 1*FUCK YOU CYGAMES
>>5573054059/18>>557305910Get some water from Fuku she has lots of bottles on the floor.
5 borrows isn't enough. It needs to be 20. I need to mutate umas! AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!
>>557306126NOOOO AAAIIIEEEEEEE
>>557306328Kita lost her job as pitslut...how will she get donations for the shrine now...
>>557306484>implying
>>557306484just 3 weeks until she reclaims the throne
>>557306724She's peak...
>>557306724ogurin has some nice wide hips...
oh this is going to suuuuuuuuuuck
>ardan supposedly loves trainer>is chiyo's groomis this netorare? is she a butch lesbian?
>>557305405I am logging in to join
>road to the top is free on youtubehuh, that's neat
>>557305405>everyone got rushed except for kinguIt's joever
>>557307048you won't lose, right anon?
cm is already today? uh oh...
>>557305405Mambro game
when will they start releasing heterosexual umas instead of just lesbians? how many scenarios deep?
Silenced..............
>>557307265I CAN'TTHEY HAVE THE SAME TOP SPEEDI CAN'T REACH HERCHIKUSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>557305405Results. 11 pace chasers. Getting late start is like your uma directly dying at the gate.Taikibros...
>>557302656Mate is gonna need another shelf when that Figure/Nendo/Super Bean gets released.
soon
>>557307048WILL NO ONE DEFEAT THE HAG?!!!
>>557307438Chiyo is flying!
Save me last second curren with no S turf no S sprint
This is flandre scarlet, a distant cousin of tge famous Umamusume Daiwa Scarlet, She is also a Vampire. Say something nice about her.
>>557307048>>557307438It's just tough love, Chiyo-chan!
your oshi>was a stallion in past life>is strictly a lesbian in umaverseit's over
>>557307485do another, I'll join
>>557307649>cousinswhat about the other rori?
>>557307697I didn't know mambros were latinx
>>557307665Brian is at least a 7
>>557307048>Red Shift on Tokyo 2400mThe devs are cruel
>>557307793We are whatever the threads needs us to be
>>557307827Her casual outfit has high heels thoThat's gotta count for something
>>557307793I prefer the term Latine.
>>557307665All I'm getting from this chart is that even the most tomboys of umamusume can and should get longer hair. Everyone within 7-10 should get hair a bit longer than Agnes Tachyon's.>b-but the IRL horse has a skin conditionDon't care.
my pov tomorrow
>>557307665scarlet does not have the slightest bit of masculinity in hershe is pure woman
>>557307789T-There is no other Scarlet Sister!
Chiyono... forgotten...
trolls are funny. the faggot baiting all umas are yuri shits to get a rise out of (You) really cracks me up
>>557307665how the fuck is grass in the middle
>>557307752Okay, here is another one for a rematch since sprints are gambley.18 gates again, mood may be bad. High chance of skin outbreak.132268901322689013226890
>>557307485That Bakushin has never won an actual CM practice room, of course she wins the meme one
>>557308153She's hot-headed and highly competitive
>>557308434both feminine traits
>>557308237>filled instantlyWhat kind of rematch doesn't let me back in?
>>557307945It counts for not being a 9
/Uma/ Club: the club: the movie has a spot open for one toreina! Just barely in time for the Valentines club event race with extra carats for participants too! Reply to apply!>I'm already in a /vg/ club can I join?You can reserve a spot for next month at the usual Club-Hop Dance but we don't want to potentially hurt any club's Ferburary rank progress so please finish strong with your current club.>I'm in some random non-/here/ club but I'm not sure I can make S-rank numbers.That's okay! "temporary" members have always turned out to be super nice and many have stayed. HOWEVER it looks like "Le Fishe", "Honse Fun" , and maybe "Autis/uma/" (?) could make for a more permanent home so consider them first if you're uncertain!
No one running pasa in these rooms actually like her
>>557308648-1 long hair-1 high heels-1 pink and purple-1 imoutoShe's a 6
>>557308714Dacchis also requires 1 more member
UMADash is recruiting one (1) oji-san. Rules are simple:>trade shoes>30M fans/monthDrop your ID and we'll send an invite. BAKUSHINNNNN!!!
>>557308178Can't believe she was kicked out of he Maru extended family too...
>2 fell off at the endI'm never getting this fucking title am I
>>557308434And cares too much about appearance to others. Very women characteristic
>>557309021My tardwife spotted!
>>557308237Results.>14 paces>no frontsIf only witgod were alive to see pasa pace promotions are real in 2026, good luck in your CM matches!
>>557308745Bourbon is so cool
>>557309212nigga you doxxed me
>>557258669the hell>>557259450my bro... beaten by a TINY DUDE with shit stats
>>557309196
>>557309459
>>557309402dang, my bad>>557309212Redacted results.
>>557309435
What's the worst /uma/ club?
>>557309745Eden
>>557309745The one (You)'re in
>>557309675>He currently resides in Yogibo Versailles Farm, staying in the stall adjacent to his umamusume counterpart's roomate, Wonder Acute. >This descision was partly influenced by one of the staff who is an umamusume fan.>Singer becomes voice actor cuz she REALLY REALLY REALLY likes umamusume>Becomes the VA for a bratty super cute gyaru>IRL honses get put together due to staff member being umamusume fansstrongest brand
What's the worst /uma/ poster?
>>557309804
I'm getting demoted to class 5
>>557305748SEX SEX SEX SEX
>>557309956you
>>557309956Tachy,GoldShit,Vivlos
>>557309956These guys >>557309745 >>557309956
do I need a white/tokyo racehouse?
>>557310104It really is.
>>557310174You're not front running so no, guts will carry you.
Can we hold an election or something? I'm pretty sure Rudolf is getting senile.
>>557308091cute, she's adorableThis is my pov instead, i asked her no chocolate because i'm on strict diet, but she couldn't leave me without something special to eat...
>>557307665This is made by someone who only consumes uma fanart
I got a new High Score today
>>557310419Rudolf isn't getting replaced as long as she can say "Eclipse first, the rest nowhere".
>>557310558I only consume good fanart
>>557310680So... can we hold an election or something?
you're going down, momthis time for sure
>>557309745Its always Mambo
>>557310834we believe in you, chiyo-chan!
>>557310834LET'S GO MARU
>>557309745All of them are equally shit.
Which uma gives you the most gender dysphoria? For me it's Gentildonna
>>557310296>another front runner card I can't use on BourbonSuffering from success
>>557309286
>>557310907>>557310923MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMGET BACK HERE
>>557311127That one is good, too.Cygames is evil.
>>557311243>>557311127Surely they've released another great FR card that Bobo can use, right?
>>557311243>>557311358>golden groundwork tooEPIC
>>557311195
>>557311358They must have done that because V.Bourbon is too powerful. If she had access to all of those strong cards she'd be even more gamebreaking.
I listened to most if not all available uma music on yt and personally I still think Make Debut is the best and most soulful uma song
>>557311195Chiyo...nyooo....
>Maruzensky and Chiyo are literally related>Shit affinity???????????
>>557311195Zannen, Chiyo-chan~
>>557311127>roll on smaru bwo!>have to use maru speed>roll on bourbon gwo!>have to use bourbon withmmmmmmmmmmm.... nyoticing...
>>557311569they are all cousins and half-siblings bro
>>557311436Wait... my bro is a front runner? Maybe I need to roll on Maru speed after all...
>>557311686>>557307661I want to feel Maru's tough love
>>557311707Nigekiribros, I think we should refrain from rolling for Chocobo...
>>557312074>suzuka is the only one that is suspiciously safe and can use all the good cardsnoooooticing
>>557311232is windy an evil version of biko?
>>557312167meds
>>557312167Suzuka can't use her own card for lv3 nige hints though
>>557312167she can't use the *looks inside* uhh guts SSR in 2029
>>557311195>playing with her kid in a fighting game>goes all out and beats her into the groundwas she right to do thist
>>557311707just use seiun
>>557312167STOP NOTICING
>>557312454
Rolling up to a 2nd spark on the all uma banner, wish me luck
>>557312576...
>>557311195>9* powerOHnice.
>>557310710holy shit....this is the uma, "Tomboys are the ultimate straight man's choice" postvery nice
>>557312576>Rolling up to a 2nd spark on the all uma bannerNobody asked you to do this.
Are the 3 Paid Gem Banners worth it if this is what you're SQ supply looks like: 22k Crystals combined
>>557312576hory fuck xplode
>>557312793Her casual outfit is so cute.
>>557312813the support one is never worth it, the uma one depends on how big your current roster is
>>557312979i want to rape shichi
>>557312813>Is the guaranteed rainbow gamble worth it$21 per 3 star rather than the $63 you'd spend from ten pullingI could comfortably afford them when I was working so I was fine with the concept of earning 10 rainbow cleats or 60 stars for Rice Shower and it paid off after I got stuff I wanted.That said, you won't get what you want.
Dogs fear me, women love me.
>McQueen FINALLY wins Hopeful Stakes after having to give up on 2 careers>5 double circles unity races>Draw Lose Lose Lose Lose??????? What the fuck is this game?
What's the minimum stam for Bourbon career?
>>557313237sirit is a gambling game sir
Dacchis has one free slot open for any ojisans looking for a club.A+ club, quota is at 25 mil. Chill and friendly anons in chat.Just drop your id here for an invite or apply ingame. Have /uma/ in your profile.The one with that whore Curren is the correct one.
>>557312167>run big nig suzie>use SMaru>use Bourbon witSuzuchads still have an uphill fight, but that's damn comfy
>>557312576>anime teio AND anime mcqueen>No NEW symbolAnon I am so sorry
holy fuck what a dog shit run i hate medium/long i hate medium/long aaaaaaaaaa
>>557313123>That said, you won't get what you want.I got the kimono opera o. I've never been into her, but luckily this is the only costume(yet) without that gay little crown.
>>557312167>taishin, CB, sweepy, hishi amazon all can't use at least 1 good end closer card>gold ship only has shit cards and welfares
>>557313330but red teio is the better one
>>557313391gayest post so far
>>557313206why is she sad? :(
>>557313382>under 800 stam when going for med/long on a 30% stamina umaJust how even, did you only use Riko and no Stamina cards in the deck?
>Chiyono is a dorky daughter type with absolutely no (You)sexual qualitiesDo we still like her here?
>>557312956the ones I want LEAST would be Dober, Tosen, Eishin, Gold City and any alts because of autism.I really want Tim Opera the most.>>557313123I'm poorfag but I already redeemed the Google Play card so it's gotta go somewhere. I am out of the 7500 Carats packs now.
>>557313272I'd say around 450 is the bare minimum if you want to win Kikuka Sho and survive haruten(top3) and Arima Kinen(top1).If you actually want to go undefeated then 600 stamina and corner recovery by haruten.
>>557313391dont say that...
>>557313515I'm doing a lot of dumb shit, in an attempt to get S S S uma, please understand, I'm not very good at this
>>557313527she's cute then an armpitfag on tw*tter ruined her image
>>557313545>I'm poorfag but ... I am out of the 7500 Carats packsbwo your bills???
>>557313527I found more than enough (You) pandering during the Christmas date we had
I know CB-posting always gets countered with "Propaganda" but for the life of me i have no fucking idea what this means
>>557313527I don't know why but Chiyono's expressions are so fucking funny, I understand why /uma/ has a lot of Chiyonoposters even though she isn't a meta or popular uma.
>>557313579It can't be, I've failed with 500 multiple times
>>557313545WHY DID YOU REDEEM
>>557313750It means she's being shilled and you're falling for it
>>557313750>always gets countered with "Propaganda"That is not meant to be a counter, it's a running joke if anything. Source? I'm one of the "oh nyoo cb propaganda" poster. There is no counter, people simple like her manga strips, they cute, so is she.>>557313850She cute, simple as.
>failed health chakra junior year, wasted 2 turns healing>lowrolled speed, didn't even cap>had to skip races just to take single rainbows>finemo agemasen'd speed star>was frustrated, then>Taiki shits out 3* speed 2* dirt>she's a 5* pwr 3*spd 5* dirt 2* turf parentOHHHHH SAYYYY CANN YOUU SEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
I can't do this anymore take me back to the comfy days where I can just shit out a Golshi in 2 runs that can take me to A finals.
>>557305398literally what the fuck is he doing
>>557313925>Source? I'm one of the "oh nyoo cb propaganda" poster.I posted CB yesterday and you made me feel bad for doing so. Why can't we all just be nice to each other?
>>557313615took me quite a while to get 3 S stats on cafe. Umas with 0% speed growth are quite volatile imo
>>557313925I for one kneel anytime the holy propaganda is promulgated, if you don't like it I'm pretty sure that's an absolute sign of homosex. glory to the cute tomboy queen
Danchou when are you going to kick the gaslighting nigger in our club, I know he is our top earner too but he is annoying as fuck constantly being chatty and "friendly", we all fucking hate him
Why do you guys dislike Chiyono so much? Surely it's not because of that stupid gif.
>>557314102I count 5 stat S's though?
>>557313272 *600's the safest bet, may be overstammed but that's how I went 16 wins out of 17 in her career*does not guarantee you'll win against Umas with 500or less stam and recoveries
>>557313895>>557313925>>557314086Oh i thought i was just too stupid to understand a joke. She is quite cool in cingray manga so i dont mind ppl posting her
>>557312576It is doneNew:>Jordan>Kawakami>Flash>xBiwaDupes:>Fine>aTeio>aMcQueen>Curren>xOguri>McQueen>SeiSparked:>Digitan>SuzukaI don't remember the first 200 but it was pretty bad. Going by my uma list sorting by obtained, I only got Fine and hRice as new and something like 3 dupes.Flash was one of my would've been nice to haves. Anniversary selector is either going to be City or NYOpe.
what are the upcoming uma or cards we are all saving for to avoid brick status?
are you happy with your current 3* uma roster?
>>557314316oops meant to upload this image, oh well
>>557314086I only said that I'm ONE of them, not all. quote post so I can be sure, otherwise just stop being a gay lil propaganda hating baby.Here, have a super mega ultra cute boy that I'd like to marry.>>557314102>Umas with 0% speed growth are quite volatile imoQuite frankly I heavily dislike them, and my oshi is literally one of them, medium/long while at it. I've grown to like 20% sprint/mile uma way too much cuz they're so darn easy and fun to train.>That deckHoly fuck I can actually copy that 1:1, yet it will probably still result in absolute garbage.What are those parents for context? The stat spark is all I care for, I'm too retarded for the rest.>>557314130Based and tomboy propaganda pilled.
>>557313857I just checked my bobo graveyard and you're right, there's a dead bobo with 470 stam
>>557314354Kitasan uma for Front Longs if you dont already have seiunTachyon Speed on Grand Live releaseMaruzensky Speed
>>557314189Who says I don't like her? her story might not be the absolute best, but the wholesome interactions with her family more than make up for it. I've still got her date events and the hot springs trip to look forward to
>>557314354FineMo wit banner is probably your best bet for mant, but by no means a brick if you dont have her. Otherwisefor fronts: smaru speedfor ends: cb witfor all other styles it's big save until tachyon/light hello
>>557314316explode
Will you queue instantly? Sprints are RNG fests anyways
>>557314189I like her and she's cute daughter material. I just hate that gif being associated with her.
>>557314480Frontrunners, if spot struggling, take more stamina than pace
>>557314531it's day 1 everyone should be fine
>>557314531No, I'm sleepy and will go to bed now.
>>557314354Saving for Satono Diamond so I am not dickbricked
>>557314354>umasN/A, no umas are so dominant they're an auto-win condition, this isn't JP server>supokaSMaru is very good if you're a frontfagAgnes Tachyon is very good and lasts awhileCB Wit is very good but only get it if you're a serious endfagThe biggest one you'll want is Ramonu, but she doesn't drop until November. Recommend saving 90k for her. Condor Speed SSR drops in April 2027, save another 90k for her, too.
>>557314553She died as a late surger. I remember her hitting 3rd or 2nd and then gassing out
New translated chapters for Star Blossom are out.Brian in despair
>>557314446>Holy fuck I can actually copy that 1:1, yet it will probably still result in absolute garbage.Probably, that run was quite the highroll. Blue sparks were 18* stamina. Also keep the amount of long races you win in mind for the Senior year end event for Cafe
>>557314726>eat your vegetables
>>557314420I'm pretty satisfiedWish I had Falco, Taishin, and Bourbon, but Bourbon I'll roll on soon and Falco I'll use the selector on. Taishin, I'll just have to wait for her steampunk alt or get spooped.
>went deep into Chiyo>special animation plays>assume it's guaranteed rate up>it's this dope
>>557314420Nyo
>go through spark calculator to plan out rolls>few days later realized i completely skipped over machan bannerwtf her curse of being forgotten is real...
https://jiggie.fun/zZChSShttps://jiggie.fun/zZChSShttps://jiggie.fun/zZChSS
AM I NEVER FREE OF THIS GREEN WOMAN'S GASLIGHTING
>>557309435They really are just oversized horses
>>557314726I've only just started reading it. I really like how the artist does faces in particular.
>>557314420Pretty happy: >McQueen, aTeio, Raisu, Biwa, Opera O, Suzuka, Cleric Grass, fPasa, Akebono, Shichi, Curren Chan, Tamamo CrossI'm really after Narita Brian, Seiun Sky, Dober, Falco, Finemo, and Oguri. Here's hoping some of them spook me on Wednesday when I spark Chocolate Gundam......
>>557315069If I made Akikawa pregnant, would I become the new director?
>>557315034>horsesWhy did I say that, of course they're horses. I meant dogs
>>557314446>Quite frankly I heavily dislike themthey get exponentially worse if they're distance umas, too. trying to cap Golshi and Tamamo's speed is a nightmare, and they're ideal stat growths for distance umas, what with their 20/10 stam/power growths. But I can count the times I've maxed their speed on one hand.
>>557314809isn't Falco getting fucked in MANT?think carefully with selector choice
>>557315215MANT doesn't make me not want Falco, you fucking whore
>>557315128you also have to get Riko pregnant so she doesn't end up as Yayoi's substitute
>>557314948>deep into Chiyo>6 pullsanon...........?
>>557315323I'd go 6" deep into Chiyo if you catch my drift.
>>557311436>It's on a bourbon card>No bourbon runner gets it>Therefore bourbon is the only character who cannot get it.
>>557315323don't make fun of anon's size
>>557315285based and falcopilled wish I had that cute little umadol, hope she pooks me soon
>>557315323Isn't 6 above average...?
Dumb Falcon is the only uma where mutating doesn't feel like pulling teeth, she's super easy to Turf A and barely needs much luck to reach S
i always find the anons playing out the Falco/Curren routine of calling each other whores very funny no matter how many times it happens
>>5573153236 centimeters or 6 pulls is very deep if you ask me and Super Creek came for the 10th if you know what I meansorry for spamming these none of my friends play Uma so I have nbody to show off my luck haha...
>>557315416I bet you're exaggerating by at LEAST 2x
>>557314420Nobecause some of them have reached 4 stars
>>557315683Bwo...
>>557315683What if Bakushin took a succubus lesson from Laurel?
>>557315698is that tohno shiki
Teiobwo posted his weight with proof, only a matter of time till someone posts their length with proof.
>>557314769>was quite the highrollMy demands are VERY low, I'd already be more than happy with a 800 800 800 run, at least then I would be able to see some proper progress. I get that S(spe)S(pow)S(wit) runs are a FUCK TON easier to do than spe stam pow, so even a 800 800 800 run would be super neato and satisfying.>18* staminaThankfully I can easily copy that as well. Suppose I'll try your deck next then, see where that leads me. Thanks for the advice, it's more than needed and appreciated!>>557315185>trying to cap Golshi and Tamamo's speed is a nightmareI unironically already struggle sometimes to cap speed on sprint/miler, mostly cuz my desire for SSS stats is fucking my priorities, and lack of skill/exp I suppose. Would love if I could make a decent Golshi and now Cafe for TT, but man I'm shit at it.
im still making sprint umas
>>557315612i get mildly tired of it because one side (curren) tends to be edgy and overdo it instead of keeping it simple banter
temptation_count==0 has to be the meanest condition
>160 pulls>no 3* except for xmas biwaGood thing I didn't wait for the paid selector. I absolutely will never give cyjews any money ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoWfzyOz8Pswtf I love Opera now
>>557316285just have 1000 wit bwo
>>557316285>10% chance to instantly lose the race because your unique will never fire>The PAID ALT doesn't have that check so it's better
>>557316245mayacchi...
>>557316247>one side (curren) tends to be edgy and overdo itWhat planet are you living on? Or do you mean side as in posts about Curren?
>>557316427don't worry the powercreep/pay to win will only become even worse as time goes on
>>557316285i will be running vbobo with her original outfit
>>557316427You rike?
>>557316697I don't know, maybe I just don't like curren poster, they seem stinky compared to falcon. Mind I don't very much care for either, so eh.
>>557316818
>>557316837
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>>557316976>currenposters are stinkygolly gee whiz I WONDER WHY
>>557316976Literally the post that prompted the present discussion was someone calling Curren a, and I quote, "fucking whore".
>>557317142Fucking me?
>>557303329I borrowed her once for the 80 specialty priority but fucking Biko gives me more and more juicy rainbows. She’s a scamcard designed to deprive pitfags of their jims.
Curren is not nice like other umas. She keeps trying to take Rice's oniisama away.
>>557315612so do I, it makes me want to participate every time. I have Curren too (adore that little minx), which for me makes it funnier, love good bantzWish I had Falco. FUCK I wish I had Falco.
has anyone in global beaten maruzen and CB in chiyono's career yet
I can't wait till someone breeds me like my favourite horses
Everyone already has their snow and dirt umas right? Then let’s talk about the 3200m long on rain CM. Are we gonna need to cap stamina? Or we’ll cope with gold recoveries like in previous long CMs?
>>557317246that's also why Daisca hates herdoes ANYONE like Curren?
>>557317619me
>>557314726reminds of the cinderella gray chapter with inari one's and super creek's injuries
>>557317527The stamina requirement is lower than you might expect because vast majority of late race is downhill. Downhill mode stamina reduction has a huge effect when you'd normally consume the most stamina in late race. Though this means wit matters a lot.Of course it's still 3200m long so high stamina and recoveries needed.
Curren isn't even a whore... the whole plot of her SSR is that she's too cute and simply not that kind of girl... please stop being mean to her...
>>557315215MANT is better for falco than aoharu. she has mile and medium, so all she has to do is raise her turf, and she doesn't have to suffer from her awful career goals.
Someone please post CBT's statline
>>557317218
>>557315568It helps that Turf sparks will be abundant even if you aren't farming for them because almost everyone is running on TurfMeanwhile there's such a small number of sprinters that you'll be lucky if you even have one after ten dozen Bakushin careers.
>If you are on a Tokyo track above 2000m and you are on a final corner that has a downhill, your speed will increaseWhy are future uniques so limited for the same effect?
>>557316427what do you mean paid altboth bobos are 3*
>>557318384meek rape
I hate this fucking CM. I have a perfect Uma 1200/1200/1200 speed pow wit and yet late start utterly kills any chance of winning.
>>557318645yes but late start also kills your opponents
Of course both blue and pink had to be godawful after rolling these whites
average /uma/ thread
>>557317527with 1200/xxxx/800/400/600 front runner:>1000 stam + 2 golds, 86.4% survival, 39.6% spurt>1100 stam + 2 golds, 92.6% survival, 46.4% spurt>1100 stam + 3 golds, 99% survival, 68.2% spurt>1200 stam + 3 golds, 99.6% survival, 83.6% spurtWith 1200/xxxx/900/500/800 Golshi:>1000stam + 2 golds, 100% survival, 55% spurt>1100stam + 2 golds, 100% survival, 83% spurt>1100 stam + 3 golds, 100% survival, 90% spurt>1200 stam + 2 golds, 100% survival, 93% spurt>1200 stam + 3 golds, 100% survival, 97% spurtI have no idea what statlines are going to be during MANT, but this seemed a reasonable powercreep up from Aoharu.
>>557318905we will never get her in the game...
>>557319072no reason to remind me....
>>557318852cute
please tell me the 20 bucks selector drops before aquarius finalsi need falco
when are we going to get King's main story?
>>557318542cygames moment
So this is the power of sprint cm
>>557319661>galadriel voicever>"but the power of the whore..... could not be undone"I LOVE HER SO MUCH
does the time you queue for CM actually truly matter
>>557319661https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75YuwF6hBfY
>>557319885At reset you will have a harder time than 4 minutes than after reset.
>>557319885Noppers. Be sure to queue up as soon as possible so I can get my easy wins.
>>557319885there's the same type of superstition as there is for everything RNG-related. It's reasonable to assume that the most confident toreinas will queue immediately, but they're spread all over the world. So predicting where they live is interesting, as far as drunken whims go, but I doubt it's particularly effective.
>>557319885If it didn't matter, why would 90% wr man queue at SEA times?
>>557319885For everything other than the finals, yeah. The difficulty of opponents varies depending on when you queue.
Does anyone want to name the second babu between Falco and Curren? She is going into training and needs a name for the registrationJust like her older sister Hoeh Curren, she seems to be a medium-distance dirt horse
>>557319885it doesn't matter at all but people pretend that it does
>>557319898>stegoSAY THE LINE BART
>>557319661I think this is a really bad track to be our first sprint CM. The massive mid race downhill makes a huge difference and the late race being only straight kills off vast majority of accels. This makes it basically pace exclusive track where the most lucky gambler wins.
>>557320181Stego cute.
>>557318542Unique skill moment.
>>557320093doesn't he live in SEA? anta baka?
>>557319885Wait 4h, that's when I'll queue. YOROSHIKU!
>>557319885Players who queue populate a list of elligible teams other people may face. Ever wonder why nobody obnoxiously uses emotes after winning? It's not live, you're not actually facing other people in the moment unless you're immediately queuing. Initially if you queue immediately it will match you with others who have queued immediately since the list of potential opponents for matchmaking hasn't been populated yet. Once it's populated you'll be matched with close opponents. Don't believe me? Make a new account on your phone and see the teams a low ranked account faces. I've seen my wife with A rank umas lose to high roll B rank umas in graded. She won virgo platinum with an A rank(not A+) uma.
>>557308839How does being an imouto subtract points?Also you have to include tomboyish behavior
I'm so bored, please deploy the cm... I'm falling asleep
Hishi Amazon
Can we please PLEASE just skip to the next long CM already?
>>557320142Arigatou-Chan seems the perfect name for Hoeh Curren's sister
>>557320450>my wife
oh n very slow thread
>2 joke CMs back to back
30 minutes until YOU LOSE.LOSER TRAINER!BAD AT SPRINT!B-RANKOPEN LEAGUER
Say something nice about Happy Meek.
If sprint is completely decided by late starts, then why did I not borrow MLB tazzy? Am I stupid
>>557320537>next long CM
>>557320638>joke CMsThey're not longslop though?
>>557320639Open league is more competitive than graded, you buhi
>>557320638>>557320731now beam clash
>>557320638
>>557320216Cygames' choice of CM tracks is literally fucking retarded
pretty sure i shouldve been getting ignited spirit pwr on every parent run
>>557320684Yes.
>>557320559Done
>>557320216so what you're saying is if i do bad it isnt my fault
>>557320676this horse is gonna save the game
>>557320639>30 minutes until YOU LOSE.vro I am making my aces this friday don't jinx my career like that...
>>557320869You mean burning guts, right?
>>557320216>where the most lucky gambler wins.and a CM when that wasn't true was.......?
I forgot that the CM was today.Whipped this ace up real quick. Maybe she can get me to B group.
>>557321058Mile CMs.
me and my umabros doing our umadailies on the umatrain
more like turdo sprint
>>557321145wtf this uma is dogshit?
>>557321194I umawish
>>557302656>not a single merch of the real hors
>>557321058the suzuka cm scorpio, when the biggest nige suzuka won every time
>>557321224It's sprint. Who cares?
>>219222359 ?
saw a pace bakushin who both had and triggered huge lead (and won)
DO NOT queue anons... unless you want to face my Smart Falcon
>>557321058The first CM when everybody was just learning the ropes
>>557314102>>557314446Still a shit run, but far more acceptable than the last few. Thanks again for the tip!
>>219222637 * ?
>he believed in the 1200 speed meme
>>557321495I will be facing your Smart Falcon in her dorm room.So I can ask her where Eishin is.
>>557321627this uma is dogshit wtf
>>557321627>that unironic dog shit wonfucking lmao
>>557314186I didn't know Ralphie Ciffaretto was playing this horse game
>>557321627YUP YUP YUPThat's a great CM.
>>219222637
>>557321627I NEED a tally of the shittiest looking umas you've seen win a CM.
>>557304902...To the anon that applied in-game, please update your profile to have /vg/ or /uma/ somewhere
>another ssr not giving me the gold skillIt's happening every single now
>>557321549and the smart ones running Golshi + spurt + Red Shift and/or Maruzensky just autowon, it was a slaughterhouse.
>amazing run>none of my event chains endFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK THIS SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>>557304902not gonna apply since I'm already farming for another club but that's a very cute tegaki, danchou
>>557322125this post isnt me o.o im looking at 4chan source code to see how the CAPTCHA works
>>557314354Rickey because she's the best uma and also the cutest uma and also the best dirt uma
>>557322315So what I can't use Meek reaction pics? tranny avatarfag
>>557322393NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOI'm already pulling for Hokko Tarumae, stop tempting me with more dirty umas!
i am happy meek
>>557322308sexiest horse>>557322440you can but meekposters wouldnt act like this (if posters posted me)
God Matifuku is so adorable when she does this pose
>>557321602>>557321364>>557321929schizos
>>557322005That's a good idea. I will screenshot the winner of every CM run I do and put them into a collage
>>557322523wise words
>>557322393I heard she's the shotacon uma
>>557314354
>>557322131Yeah...But it wasn't won by the luckiest gambler!
>>557320676Happy Meek is very pretty but I am also very biased in favor of gray horses
look at this fucking horseshit>no professor>no turbo sprint>no taking the lead
>>557322509You can’t separate the dirt friends. You get one you gotta get the rest of the bunch
Bros, my trainee who already graduated from Tracen Academy just made me mystery food XXX and I can't run away. Tell danchou that it was an honor being in his club.
>>557322783
>>557322738i too am a fan of gay horses
>>557322880
We love mares here.
>>557322695
>>557322880this ne is cute too
>>557322783Hmmm nyoI will make Hokko Tarumae my breeding slave and not roll for the rest.
>>557322880>:55-1:05it sounds like she's straining to shit............
Am I the only one who finds this very lewd?
>>557322880how much do i have to wait for this tsun adorable honse?
>>557322880>read her story>pretty wholesome ending>being a gyaru is a plusI will pull for her
>>557323068holy mare tits batman>>557323201professional singer turned voice actor be like
>>557323227Very sexy indeed
3 minutes until the mass exodus
>>557323332
>>557323360finally, FREEDOM!
the tranny who doesnt play the game is oddly aggressive
>>557323068is belno really that big
>they forgot to set their league to graded
>>557323520ask kitahara
Here's the squad. I want all of them to win at least once
>>557323291>singer from Yuru Camp>loves uma>loves keiba>takes VA lessons because dying to be uma>applies to be uma>gets to voice Espoirextremely based
>>557323520
please be gentle desu wa
I AM queueing at reset.
HERE WE GO
This CM wont matter even if I queue with whales or not. IT'S ALL RNG
first match of the night and already an elnigger
>>557323613she is beyond us, great singer as well
>>557323234you don't want to know..........
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
>>557323807arere?
it's fucking bleak
>>557322296Thanks anon :)Hope we cross paths someday
My first win goes to Tama
Longslop was 200 times better than this
Ardan WHAT?
>>557323884>S Curren lost That went way better than expected
Dober won a room so I've basically won the CM as far as I'm concerned
>Bakushin keeps winning
DON'T QUEUE UP!
>Slow metabolism>Infirmary doesn't heal>Finally heal>Slacker two turns later>Infirmary doesn't healAt what point do I give up
>>557323915First blood, kashira
Let's go kingu!
HOEHHHH
>>557324109why not? ive won 2 so far
>>557323915>>557324126
>>557324108BAKUSHIIIN
Pasa is pretty strong
whose gaslight was this
queue, pussyit's Day1
poggu ! got the images on the external (decoding) site now I have to do grass wonder career (very scared)
DOGAI SDEBBU DA :D
Is this better than longendslop?
Yeah I'm thinking this thing is a piece of shit.
you ARE going to see boane with your friends, RIGHT?
>>557324350HOEEEH?!
Oh fuck CM starts today?!?! Shieeeeeeeeeeet
Catastrophic results, do not queue.
the PDM rape...
>this CM
why did they make her fat wtf
>>557323994Chiyo knows what she wants.
it's not looking good bros
Swaying accels
pouggu ioaaeuoeauooioooougrass wonder>>557324393I dont have friends *karate move*
>few CMposting>very slow while CM is happening I guess that settles it. We're fucking dead.
finally bakinoshin interviews
pit SLUT
>>557324492that looks so creepy what the hell
>>557324393No thanks, I don't want to see these ugly umas
>>557316285
>>557324553Gold City bukkake
podium finishair groove has literally been all of my wins so far
>>557322393 Don't forget winningest
3 for 3
nice.Dober won anyway
>>557324598wedding groove or normal?
I won a race!
>neck>neck>neck>neckjesus christ
there are 2+ fronts in every lobby...is what I said in the last mile CM that I lost to a frontless finals
She won one!
>>557324649normal
kingu love
>>557324340ANODER DOGAI SDEBBY :DAnd I'm in Round A
Mayacchi won!
>>557324598Post your groove
>>557324681shit's crazy man
>awful mood>bad mood>late start>all defeats are nose or headI LOVE CHAMPION MEETINGS
>4 rooms so far>4 oonigeswhat? I thought witgod said it was bad...
>>557324759>awful moodLying is wrong anon. Awful mood is disabled on CM.
my pasa ace was made with sweepy and the other 2 myselfi'll just let the bot take over
>>557324714how did you survive harutencongrats, very based
Good start.
A Fine win.
>Bakushii appears at the front>Falo wins????
finally got a jobber lobby
so this...is the power...of Sprintslop......whoa
um sloptuber bros? where are all the pasas? I thought you said it was le best....
>>557324752
Groundwork Pace Bakushin works
>>557324907I'm coming for your anus
>1st, 2nd and 3rd favorite>lose
>>557324912>PaceAhh, that explains it...
Got 2 podiums and 5 wins. Just hoping Dober gets a win
fujitits on the back
>>557324949i would've kirked myself if I had to grind Chukyo Racecourse green
every other suzuka is a bigniglol retards
HOLYFUCKING KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
JIKAN DA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>first match>two of my umas are in Bad MoodDirector Akikawa I don't feel so good..
>>557324907I've seen more new years urara than pasa so it's easy wins for my pasa
>>557324598nevermind, curren got a win too
>>557313515>rdlf3.jpg>>557315612>rdlf6.jpgpost the others
>>557324792Did they win?
>>557324912>sub 1000 witsprint isn't witgame...
>>557324980Good luck Doberbro
Even on sprintsGO! RUDO! SHIP!
I'M SCARED OF WHAT'S NEXT
Holy shit everyone is SI' m fucked
>>557324836Fine, indeed.
>First lose is to onige rabbit+S.Maru
>>557325119no, but once a guy with oonige and smaru won with the smaru
>>557325003Competitive Spirit is basically a free pick though
yippeethis is the first sweep ive ever gotten
It's happening againI will get raped again
>triple carryover into podiumkino
>>557324907>where are all the pasas? I thought you said it was le best....She's pretty good
It's not looking good. Not only I'm seeing way more S ranks, I'm also losing in jobber lobbies.
>Trainer gomen I used all my acceleration and took 1st but I remembered there are fronts >so I must go back all the way to 8th now heheI FUARKING LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE PACE DOWN MECHANICS
fucking hell every race is so closeevery race the results list is neck nose nose neck neck
Podium getto!!!
4 wins on my first entry EZ game
Managed to qualify but this shit is so ass and random
this shit makes no sense yo whoever played against me probably just killed himself after this match
>>557324714>>557324813Stats? I tried grinding a winning Bobo and it was too much so I gave up...
>>557325342all the jobbers burnt out
>>557325349Dumbest mechanic
> Losing a ton in round 1Ah shit
>>557303397>Special week's story is not romantic>After you scout her she takes you to Hokkaido to meet her momCome on, at least put some effort in your bait
STFU and LookAtCurren
remember, if there are no platinum titles in the lobby, you instantly win
Is there a point to this humiliation ritual for a noob? Will I get more reasonable opponents tomorrow?
>>557325418Wrong. I'm here.
>>557325523You get free shit.
>>557325523If you're a noob you don't queue at this time. Queue 10 hours from now, only the biggest sweats queue on reset.
God it's so fucking kino when she just launches to the front I love her I love her I love her I love her
>>557325453(You)'ve become the mob...
>>557325402bad stats, not worth considering
Managed to qualify MAN Curren just jobbed all day with 0 win1/5, 0/5, 3/5
>>557325582
>bakushin used head-onhaha
Matches going so bad my Umas just gave up and went home.
RNG has been beaten
>>557325443I got in but I'm expecting a lot of salts from pace down mechanic from round 2 or from now onwards
>>557325580Does your dober proc unique well or always too early?
taiki tits
Group B finals here we come!
>>557325349she's sticking to her strategyif you want her to front run, you should set her strategy to front run btw
>>557324427NEVERMIND HOT QUEUE GOGOGOGO
>>557325418No, I'm hereI'm the strongest jobber of em all
>>557325712She often procs early but her stats and other skills are good enough to just win on merit.
>last minute taiki stealing some winsyay
>Sprint Digital won 4/5DIGITAN LOVE
very pleased to report that none of my losses have been to a c*rr*n
I forgot to set my curren chan as a pace
This CM is so fucking shit. I'm losing in round 1 because of the accel gambles.
>5-2-1-3kekwhat an abysmal performance
anons we only have 10 more images...
>>557325871what the fuck is this text in jp uma
Why's everyone running Taiki
>>557325389>9
>>557325953I will take one for Oguri Cap.
>>557325953Now we have 7
>gate opens>O MY TURBO GALE>*handbrakes*
this CM is just team trials
I love the faces on the photo finishes.
Holy shit turbo sprint/rushing gale is the worst gaslight I ever fell for
>>557325940I wish higher wit meant your umas use their skills in better spots.
14/20If this is supposed to be the RNG cup then I'm pretty happy
cute voice line
>>557326058cute pout
>>557326108As a groundworkfag I hate you.
BAKER SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
BAKER
That was a good bread but image limit wills we go back to being dead
>>557325164She got it, I'm happy>max image limit
>>557326148need one where she makes lots of sex noises
>Other guy's Curren wins>My kinda slop Bakushin wins>Slopushin wins again>Other guy's Curren wins>My Kawakami procs Turbo Sprint and surprisingly NSM to get a 5L lead on everyone elseInteresting first ticket to get A, but man, I feel bad for Bonobwos and this gamba is just gonna be so stupid for Round 2, I love and hate it.
Jesus christ this Pasa is going to kill someone.https://litter.catbox.moe/u27xiq.jpg
Okay I'm training an emergency bakushinPasa is HORRIBLE
>horsepussy.jpghey anons LOOK AT THIS
>>557325342There’s only S ranks because of Wit inflation And even then you can still win because your Uma activated her accels and the others didn’t
well that first day was a load of steaming dogshit
Reject GroundworkReturn to NSM
>>55732617610 races and not once it has procced at the right time... yeah I'm thinking of remaking all my aces with it's on instead of meme sprint
>from a 4 win ticket to a 0 win ticketthis is just a slot machine
>we're reaching over 1m/s2 accelsthis is just longslop again
I’m happy to report that Plan X was NOT a gaslight. Umalator keks BTFO’d.
>>557326278My retarded umas are firing their accels right out of the gate. I thought it wouldn't be THAT bad since they're all witlets.
>>557326313I willFuck front runningI'd rather become a golshi fag than farming gw again
some poor guy built his FRs with A&S....
Groundwork does nothing when everyone gets Rushing Gale/Turbo Sprint out of gate
the final /uma/ thread..
>>557326108My gambler late used to have normal straightaway accel but after a few public lobbies I took that shit off, it always procs on the first straight
OKTO PREVENT 4 THREADS AT ONCEWHOS GONNA BAKE
>>557326275contemplating.png
>>557326521sprintslop finally killed /uma/...
>>557326565mambo will bake
>>557326565>oguri_smile.pngI will
>>557326271your Pasa is probably witless
>>557326565belno will bake
>>557326565EVERYONE
>>557326565Me
just post random shit until we hit 750
>>557326647no
>have vastly superior S umas with 1200 speed, wit, and power with every good sprint skill imaginable>getting no higher than 4th to umas with less than 600 powerYeah Sprints being luck clusterfucks is definitely true, the game always fucks me. My 15700 Bakushin with an extra amount of stamina and guts from a high roll and a total of 10 skills can't break 4th versus team trial shitters.
When's the next big horse race we all watch together? I miss those.
>>557326565I already have one baked. I also fixed the OP and added back something
>>557326731>>557326731>>557326731
Where's all the Suzukas?
>All 3 get into a good position>All 3 pace down just before position keep endsI hate it
>>557322695I was the shota she molested
