# Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3545926625>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245# News:>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223>[DECEMBER] Next major episode update is still many months ahead, and development information will continue to be sparse due to spoilers. A few new images and a new cutscene have been shared.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/496087542571991439# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>557051703
Happy Valentine's Day!
>>557354313Sisters. Are. So. CUTE!
What if episode 4 drops during Valentine's?
>>557355018It would demonstrate how well Nemlei knows her audience and our plans for Valentine's Day
Not Þiu's day...
Fingering Julia AND touching her boobs
>>557355651We'll get 'em next time
>>557355651Correct, it's Friday
Andrew planning to take Julia out on a romantic valentines date while Ashleycels fester at home angrily baking and cleaning.
>>557355651When will the Diuphobia end?
They say absence makes the heart grow fonder, yet I'm starting to think my sister is more and more of a fucking bitch. Maybe I should intervene soon in case she's beginning to feel the same way.
Apparently Valentine's Day in Finland is called Friendship Day, and there are no major displays of affection between couples, just small gifts to friends. So Ashley and Andrew will be giving each other NOTHING but a "I harbor positive emotions towards you, my family member" card and an awkward pat on the back.
>>557356392It's Saturday here.
Andrew Graves. Or, as I like to call him, Julia's used goods
>>557357298Sure enough, wherever you are on this bitch of an earth, it won't be Thiusday again until next week
>>557355651What day is Þiu's day?
>>557357816The day Thiu impregnates Vivian
Thiu is the type of guy to start crying during sex, but Viv lets him finish out of pity
femcoffin fans seem very divided on the Ashley matter, either they relate with her or they despise her
>>557358553What if I'm a male fan and I relate to Ashley?
>>557358553I'm a guy but Ashley is one of my literally me characters and is one of the only females to make the list
>>557358653>>557358729CWCville general
>>557357973He'll be waiting a long time then. His whole life, in fact.
>>557359298I just noticed Viv has striped knuckle-length sleeves. This minx needs to receive the cock RIGHT NOW.
Vivian could fix Thiu...
>>557358553she's a horrid person but I still cherish her, like valarie solanas
>>557358553I don't get that impression at all, but I don't interact with fans outside of /calg/. It seems to me like the majority of female fans love and/or relate to Ashley, with only a small minority who despise her because they're in love with Andrew. It would be almost impossible to enjoy this game if you despised the main character.
>>557359704I hate Andrew and want to shove him into a locker
>>557359704>with only a small minority who despise her because they're in love with Andrew.That might explain my perception.What do the Andrew lovers think of Julia?
>>557360102I hate Julia because she's "the other".
>>557359974I'd like to kick him in the teeth and push him off a cliff, but that would make Ashley sad.
>>557360741This is a compelling argument. Their relationship isn't healthy, but it's healthy for them.
>>557361027I think both of them, and their relationship, CAN be improved if they recognize what they need to fix. I believe they can have a happy (for them) ending if Nemlei wills it, and God, I hope she does.
>>557358881Should flip 3 and 4. Last one looks more like Jesus Chris Chan Sonichu Chandler
EDMUND WHAT THE FUCK!>>>/v/732974586
>>557362626go away
>>557362010True happy ending with kids unlocked after getting all stars
It's VALentine's Day! Valerie is so sweet, she gets both candy-related holidays to herself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5R5X_M_7zZk
>>557358553From what I've seen they fall into 1 of 3 categories.1. Relate to Ashley. "Literally me"2. Hate Ashley because she represents incest or other herd-unapproved wrongthink3. View Ashley as an obstacle to their hussyona
>>557369398This song is groovy. I like it.
>>557366874Very cute
Ashley takes it up the ass
>>557378284Full? I like buttholes.
>>557379004https://files.catbox.moe/i0sa0p.jpg
>>557379801Thanks anon, that's a good butthole.
Fear and loathing in Coffinland
https://x.com/i/status/2022499368880734589
>>557380553Cute
Wouldn't it be cool if a beloved big-name Hollywood celebrity came out as a sister lover? That would be really big for our movement and get people talking. Our plight would be brought into the public consciousness. After that, others will follow. I'm sure there are many important people in this world that love their sisters more than they're supposed to. Pretty soon banging your sister will be about as unusual as being left handed.
>>557383284 >many important people in this world that love their sisters more than they're supposed tohere's how that ends
>>557380553holy shit, that desk is fucking huge
>>557383485>anti-incest psyopThey're afraid
>>557383284It will happen this decade.
>>557383485Altman is a piece of shit. The story about his sister is genuinely sad. These claims that he raped his sister are kind of vague, but I wouldn't be surprised if they were true. When their father died, his last wish was to give money to his daughter (Altman's sister), but their mother, Connie, blocked it using some legal trick or whatever, her own fucking mother robbed her of 400k dollars. A few years ago, she had financial troubles and became a prostitute. Imagine having millions and not helping your struggling sister, instead watching her resort to prostitution. No words can describe this...
>>557387139Holy shit. Sam Altman is a god damn hussy supreme. Sick twisted fuck. Violating her and abandoning her to rot? You don't hate this fucker enough.
>>557358553>either they relate with her or they despise her
>>557387321He's Jewish. This should explain everything.
Every morning, I kiss my pillow and give it a hug while pretending it's Julia before dragging myself out of bed to go to my shitty miserable job
>>557387139Why would anyone believe a prostitute?If your sister is such a filthy hussy that she's willing to be a prostitute then she deserves nothing but an honor killing.I know this won't be a popular thing to say in this thread, but if a mother is willing to turn against her daughter it's almost always because she's a filthy piece of shit who brings disgrace to the family. Her being a prostie is a good indication and her claims are most likely fake. Hussy sisters make up fake shit about their brothers all the time.
>>557389934>ashley deserves a honour killing
>>557389934So you are telling me all mothers perfect human being who can do nothing wrong, is that it you haggot?
>>557354157
>>557354157I gave my sister a chocolate (as a casual gift, no weird shit) and she liked it
>>557391368
>>557391792Kek
>>557389934Fuck you, cockbrain idiot. If your own mother is willing to turn against her children, it shows she’s narcissist. If she’s willing to steal money from her own children, it’s proof on its own. Altman refused to help her, even though she likely had mental issues. I would sell my own kidney to help my sister, no sane person would allow their sibling to be forced into prostitution. He knew what she was going through and did nothing. She filed her official lawsuit accusations BEFORE he created jewGPT, so her claims weren’t purely about money. You’re defending a Jewish pedophile you are one of the most worthless humans alive.
>>557391792
>>557391368"Sex mean lot porn leyley" Uh huh...
>>557391368>Incest brother sister need kind>tell andrew coffin real far dick>thiu man girls lack
>>557393332>>thiu man girls lackAll the girls love Thiu
>>557391962What kind of 'shley is this? Kinda looks like a blobfish. Someone please classify.
It's valentines day, in an alternate dimension Jane is molesting her little brother again.This time because he's a good boy and gave her some flowers.
>>557393872>Jane is molesting her little brother again.>this causes her brother, Julian, to think he's a girl>fast forward to Andrew's first time having sex with "Julia">Andrew realizes he's been dating a man, but doesn't want to dump him because that'll cause problemsCinema
H-He's just like me...
>>557394341Would Jane make Julian wear cute dresses?
>>557393496It's a tinyley of the disproportionately large head variety
cal/g/ deceived me! Linux is not user-friendly! Okay, it is if you have only one drive and you wipe it clean during the install, but if you have two and you want to keep the files you have on the second, it won't mount automatically unlike literally any external device, and the hoops you have to jump through to make it easily accessible on boot are so convoluted you can easily fuck it up so hard you get locked out of your own system! What the fuck do you mean "root account is locked", go fuck yourself Ultroonmarine! And, yeah, okay, I can deal with this, I have the time and I went into all this willingly, but imagine springing this bullshit on your unsuspecting cute sister!I'm being overdramatic, I've actually had it all sorted out already. But total CoffinOS victory got delayed a bit.
>>557391846>forced into prostitutionNo adult is forced into prostitution, idiot.
>>557395339>open your preferred disk management app>click drive>click mountNow it's permanently mounted.
>>557394869ALL older sisters make their little brothers wear dresses. A guy I knew in HS had a sister 15 years older than him and he showed us the photos of him at ~10 in a dress. Granted, we bullied the shit out of him for it, but it happens
>>557391846Trying to use "she's a mentally ill prostitute" as an argument in her favour is just insane work. Absolute bonkers.
>>557395606>is just insane work
>>557395543Nah. My older sister only made me wear our dad's suit jacket and pretend to be her husband when we where young.Then spent the rest of her sisterhood baking me treats. Overall a nice experience.Although she did also frequently torture me by pinning me to the floor and dangling her hair in my face until I got strong enough to push her off.
>>557395936Ok yeah, it's not all of them. I have a cousin with two older sisters and they've both said that they wanted to dress him up but he never let them. But I do think all of them would if they could
>>557391368>zucest mad artZuko and Azula are on opposite sides of the page lol
>>557395461I don't want to go too deep into off-topic here but it didn't work like that.
>>557355651Depends on the ending.Marriage end Thius are having the time of their lives today.Merge end Thiu contemplates suicide after being rejected by Viv.
>>557366874Incredible, it's very sweet to see Candy Scabs get some love
>>557395415>>557395606Both of you are detached from reality and have no idea how an abusive family can be. You can be forced into prostitution when you have no money to buy food and pay rent. The culture that says prostitution is “sex work” or other bullshit doesn’t help. Mental illness is a symptom, not the result of a certain action.
>>557398010
>>557398284That's not Anon's wife Noelle...
>>557383284I don't think it can happen, at least in the next decade. But maybe some celebrities might be hinting at it.
>>557383284Best case is a bunch of rich guys face legal action for fucking their sister and push it to the highest level and get the law changed
>>557395339If using GNOME Disks:>Click on the partition >Click additional partition options>Click edit mount options>Click mount at system startup If using KDE Partition Manager>Click on partition>Click edit mount point>Uncheck no automatic mount I don't know anything about Gparted if that's your preferred tool, sorry.
>>557398010It's particularly funny because Ashley herself was about to get a job as a prostitute. Maybe Andrew should've honor killed her instead of helping her out according to some anons.
>>557398764>according to some anons."Some anons" only pretend to love sisters and are just thinking with their cocks. I'm none of the guys in the convo so far because I let it go at first, but if you wouldn't love your sister when she does something wrong, you don't love her.
>>557399142What if your sister betrayed you
>>557399142So to be clear: The guy repeating sordid sex stories from a schizo sex worker is the one NOT thinking with his dick? lmaoHe also seems to be motivated by antisemitism which is bizarre because the woman is also jewish and jewish people have higher rates of schizophrenic delusions like hers.
Ashley (not Leyley) will love her inbred kids.
>>557399217Sure, in the abstract. But that's not very specific>>557399485>So to be clear: The guy repeating sordid sex stories from a schizo sex worker is the one NOT thinking with his dick? lmao
/calg/ is a middle child genny
>>557399485Yeah, I’m an antisemite, so what? That doesn’t change a damn thing about the discussion of family relations. Altman (probably) raped his younger sister, her mother stole her inheritance from her, and her brother didn’t do a damn thing while she was struggling financially. No fucking wonder she might have some mental issues, Mr. Obvious.
>>557400251I'm an oldest child THOUGH
(to the music of Feliz Navidad)My sister is a whoreMy sister is a whoreMy sister is a whoreShe's sucked more dicks than a chick in pornMy sister is a whoreMy sister is a whoreMy sister is a whoreShe doesn't text me every morning no moreShe's gonna cheat again this Christmas She's gonna fuck dudes again this ChristmasShe'll try to suck my dick again this Christmas Cause my sister is a whooooreShe's gonna sweet-talk me this Christmas Shes gonna lie to her man this ChristmasShe's gonna pull away again this Christmas Cause my sister is a whoooore
>>557400738>(to the music of Feliz Navidad)>the first line has 1 syllable too many
What's wrong with prostitution? It's providing a service for money. Juts like cleaning or babysitting or electrical work: you are not forced to use the service, and if you can find someone (e.g. a spouse) who would do it for you for free then more power to you.
>>557400831"Sis"?
>>557400831My sister's a whore
>>557400878So you'd be fine with your wife, sister or mother being a prostitute?
>>557400738Thiu is a whore(You) decide the correct pronunciation to make it work
>>557401237My wife or mother no, but my sister yes because I would blackmail her
>>557401237NTA but being a prostitute is the woman form of being a coal miner or construction worker. The reason I don't want my sister to be a prostitute is because it's shitty work that runs you into shitty people, not because the work itself is inherently lesser
>>557401334Conclude your life right this instant>>557401445>being a prostitute is the woman form of being a coal miner or construction workerNot even close
>>557293076ANON JUST CALL HER ALREADY
>>557401334>>557401445
>>557401646I would either sound unconvincingly deadpan or just start crying. Plus, does she want to hear me call her on Valentine's Day/the day after?
>>557401237A prostitute wife would probably be weird. But someone you are not romantically involved with? Why should anyone care? A job is a job. As long it pays well and the person was not coerced into doing it (which is actually often a real problem with prostitution, but that's a separate issue)
>>557401646And what will happen once he calls him? You guys are forgetting that sisters are still women. If she's left you on read it means she doesn't want to talk. Move on with your life and stop dwelling on it. And never ever think about killing yourself
>>557402139>sisters are still womenMore commonly known as whores, yes.
>>557401601>Not even closeSo what is it?>>557401646>left me on read for nearly a weekDo people really care about this? I "leave people on read" all the time because I just forget to respond. My brother double texts me all the time but I never actually think about it that way because I've forgotten about the first text and just reply to the second
>>557402326>Do people really care about this?If you are meant to be best friends who otherwise talk daily, yes.
>>557402139You talk like she is some random hussy who broke up with him. She is still his close family member. Family members fall out and make up all the time.
>>557402479Holy shit dude, stop being a faggot. Just send her another text. If you REALLY talk daily like you claim, that should be easy. My brother JUST double texted me to ask something and I just responded.
>>557402542>>557401646>>557402028It just feels surreal. A week, really? This has never happened before. I'm not even sure what to do about it. I could call her, yes, but there's also a feeling of paralysis because maybe I should just defer to her judgment. Maybe she'll eventually miss me, maybe she won't. I'm starting to feel resentful of her and maybe she too is beginning to feel similar things.
>>557403201Yeah man, you should just never reach out again and let the two of you fall out of contact.
>>557403201You sound like an adolescent with a crush. Get a grip, man.>Maybe she'll eventually miss me, maybe she won't.She most likely won't. If she has a boyfriend you've effectively been replaced. My sister only ever acknowledged my existence while she was single. I've found out this experience is common among a lot of siblings.
>>557403576Is that really gonna happen if I don't break the ice? Fucking hell, I'll call her tomorrow.
>>557403631>If she has a boyfriend you've effectively been replacedWe need to OUTLAW boyfriends. Hussy crap like this is destroying the traditional nuclear family!
>>557403201You should call her, unless you want to end up like the Facebook anon who hasn’t talked to his sister for a year and has even ghosted her friend request.
>>557403848>even ghosted her friend requestI thought he said he was going to explain himself by hanging out with her IRL and being extra sweet and cute
Jeez and I thought I was fumbling things with my sister
>>557403815We should outlaw boyfriends and mandate sister marriages
>>557403631Yep. My sister only acknowledges my existence when she needs something. Otherwise I don't exist. Kinda sad to think we used to hang out and go on sibling dates even. Although it was still mostly just about what she wanted to do when we hanged out. Why are sisters such whores?
>>557404249Reminder that Kit9's official hierarchy places yuritards a caste beneath haggots.
>>557404017He said it, but he disappeared, so who knows.
>>557404368And still, I flooz
>>557404625Maybe he got extra extra cute with his sister and is busy eloping with her? Or maybe he got extra extra cute, but came on too strong and has now been excommunicated ;_;
>>557404335>Yep. My sister only acknowledges my existence when she needs something. Otherwise I don't existMy exact experience. I ended up cutting contact completely after I noticed she couldn't hide her smug satisfaction when she learned I was possibly about to lose my job and end up homeless during covid lockdowns.She had no reason to take pleasure in my low point, I had always been there for her and tried to help her whenever she needed it despite her throwing tantrums all the time.
>>557395543>>557396157My older sister used to always try and convince me to crossdress. And by used to, I mean this was a few years ago. I'm honestly such a retard for repeatedly turning down this bonding experience, especially with how much she seemed to look forward to how cute I'd be.
>>557405295You made the right move. You passed the shit test. You never want your sister seeing you as a sissy faggot. Ever.
>>557403631Funny how it occurs with both brothers and sisters. It's almost like you use each other as a pseudo boyfriend/girlfriend.And yet it is taboo to talk about, and your fiancé might even get jealous if you're still very close to your brother/sister.
Someone edit this to say sisters
>>557404856Or maybe he chickened out and is still ghosting her. Sadly, this is most likely.
>>557405229That's fucked. I'm so sorry anon.
>>557405429She made her boyfriend crossdress too, so it wasn't a shit test; she just likes cute things.
Sistitties large enough to feed a dozen inbred kids!https://x.com/i/status/2022638228776305005
>>557405295>>557405695
>>557405523>It's almost like you use each other as a pseudo boyfriend/girlfriendI remember after my sister broke up with her first boyfriend she suddenly wanted to hang out, go places and wrestle me all the time. Even a dumbass like me could tell I was being used as a surrogate for male attention. Then she got a new bf and I went back to non-existence.
>>557405528Ok
>>557405769Lovely art, but goddamn, I could get the best sleep of my life lying my head on those pillows.
>>557405690Thanks. It sucks but I just had to accept that she takes pleasure in getting other people down and will most likely never change, so I had to break contact for my own good.
>>557405295Ok real talk, how would I bring this up again? I know she wasn't kidding/giving me a shit test btw because she's shown me pictures of her boyfriend girlmaxing. I think I refused it at the time either to annoy her or to put up a front of masculinity, or both, but I seriously wouldn't even feel ashamed if she made me all pretty and shit. I could totally pull it off, and I'd be making her happy too.
>>557406337Absolute hero
>>557406627>Ok real talk, how would I bring this up again?Just show interest in her clothes/makeup. I tried to get my sister to use them on me by asking her about them while she was putting them on. After a few questions, I'd just go "can I try?" Ofc, my sister always said no because she's younger than me, but if your sister still wants to dress you up, she might be receptive to you asking
>>557406515>>557405229Have you tried spanking your sister?
>>557406785jk, here's a proper version
>>557406932>Just show interest in her clothes/makeupShe's always got top tier drip. Next time I see her, I'll complement a part of her outfit and say "I almost wanna wear one myself"
>>557403201I'm thinking you try an experiment and could be doing the opposite of what anons are saying. Message her something like "this is pointless" and then block her on everything you have, even your phone number.If you let your relationship dwindle gradually, she will get used to it. But if you just suddenly stop everything, she will think about what she did wrong.
>>557407634>just transparently attempt to manipulate your sister in a way that is guaranteed to backfire because it will be seen as a temper tantrum at best and insidious at worst
>>557407541Hmmmmmm, might be a bit too forwards. But that depends on your relationship with your sister. Ideally, you'd meet up with her while she's still getting ready and just ask about her various products then (even women with little make up on have a ton)But don't take my word as gospel, you know her better than I do.
>>557405769I'm reminded of how much I DESPISE the Anon who turned down drinking his sister's breast milk when she offered. There's been serious sister-fumbling in /calg/, but stuff like that warrants a subpoena.
>>557407743Why would your sister suspect manipulation? It's purely platonic.
>>557408076Word on the street is that you can manipulate people non-sexually
Sisters are to blame, sisters are the problemThey were only ever good for picking hussies' cotton
>>557408031God gives his most generous sisters to his most cowardly brothers.
>>557408168True, but like, he's her brother, c'mon. The trust of a nuclear family hasn't gotten this bad, has it?Ah, fuck it, it has.
>>557409096>The trust of a nuclear familyYou don't get to play this card when your strategy was "make her think you're about to kill yourself"
>>557409440Fine, you're right. Anon, call her sometimes.
We could build an entire catalog of brother anons and their identifying behaviors and sister stories.>Wait, how do you know it's me?!Anon, anon, anon...
>>557410145Please don't actually do this
>>557410450I'm not, I'm kidding.
If you were going to sneak an incestuous sibling theme into media how would you go about it?I think I'd present it as "self-cest" via an Alternate Universe love interest that is supposedly a gender swapped version of a protagonist. IIRC a Marvel superhero show toyed with something similar a couple of years ago.But the twist would be that the protag finds out they don't have the same date of birth, which casts doubt on them being gender swapped versions of each other. Then the protag either finds out or it's implied that they were supposed to have a sibling but they died young or miscarried etc.I wonder if AU blood related siblings would freak people out as much.
>>557410916side characters don't have the same restrictions as the main cast they can disappear and come back years later with 5 kids and people won't bat an eye
>>557410916I'll just depict siblings to be overly intimate with just enough implication that normies can't prove it
>>557404017Yeah, right. He hesitates to engage in the most trivial form of online communication with her, but he is totally going to have the courage to go visit her in person. As soon as he gets that new job, honest. Just trust him bro.
Can we hear some stories from anons whose sisters aren't actual sluts, cold indifferent bitches or manipulative assholes next time? Thanks.
https://x.com/i/status/2022729273845649901
>>557414968Tragically sisters are still - may Allah forgive me for uttering this word - women.
>>557414968I just ate the last of my sister's snacks again
>>557414968Adding on to what the other anon said, the anons here are predominantly millenials and zoomers. If you know anything about millenial and zoomer women, the stories here shouldn't surprise you.
My sister and I took turns making tea for both of us, which is a daily ritual in this household. Yesterday I made her laugh out loud with a funny video I showed her.See the problem? Good siblinghood is boring and mundane 95% of the time (for reading, not experiencing) without the delphic component. Useless for blogposts.
>>557414968My sister made some scrambled eggs and we ate them together
https://x.com/i/status/2022750376215351791
https://x.com/i/status/2022735381536358512
>>557422632>Family photo of ???, his pet human, and her pet human [Wholesome!]
>>557414968My sister cried when I bought her a cat because she was so happy. Like full-on sobbing gasps crying. It was cute.
My sister didn't get mad at me for eating her snacks, she was just a little annoyed
>>557417893I'm the opposite. when I get snacks for birthday/Christmas I give them to my sister because I'd rather spend my health on more enjoyable things like alcohol/nicotine pouches
>>557418728>>557424812Extremel cute. Thank you for sharing some positive stories.
>>557424812I hate cats
>>557427543You are incorrect.
>>557427543
We love sisters. Because we love sisters, we also love cats, because sisters ARE cats. Nemlei is also a cat, in addition to having made Coffin, which means we SUPER-LOVE Nemlei.
>>557427803>>557427836Wow Nemlei! You're so cool!
>>557427803>>557427836Oh, she's 2D? Nemlei, spin around.
>>557405523We should gather all our sibling knowledge and make it into a book or something.
>>557429387The Book of Genesister
>>557429439That's a very good name, however we should strive for a more gender neutral name as the book will be about both brothers and sisters
>>557429641The Book of Genesib
>>557430008>On the first day, He created them: brother and sister. And it was good.
On what day did He create hussies?
>>557432163The devil did that
>>557432778Why did God allow the Devil to create hussies?
>>557433210To test mankind.
>>557432163Hussies are the offspring of fallen angels and raped sisters, according to Sigmund Freud these dysgenic hybrid creatures subconsciously seek to fix themselves by stealing a sister's brother.
>>557433307>Hussies are the offspring of fallen angels and raped sistersBut who raped the sisters?
>>557433874Anon, you are not going to fucking make it.
>>557433874heathens who ignored their sisters to ruin others
>>557433874Andrew
>>557432778>>557433307There's nothing inherently wrong with hussies, God created them at the same time so those born without siblings could experience similar joys. The devil only tricks people into pursuing them when they shouldn't, just like he tempts married couples into infidelity.
>>557433971But what is he not going to make?
>>557434404Sisterlessness exists as a remnant of the original sin born from the first outbreeder.>>557434542The fallen angels did the raping, but now I'm even more dejected because two other "people" also just completely missed that extremely obvious detail.
>>557434542A baby with his sister? Heh heh.
>>557434772>The fallen angels did the rapingBut that's not how fallen angels work. Fallen angels don't just become people because people are the work of God. Fallen angels still exist in the immaterial plane, just as influencers of evil and not good
This is really weird. You guys should read the Bible and go to a real church. Maybe you can meet a nice girl there and forget all of this.
hussycaust
My mom and sibling bought me a bunch of stuff for valentines day. Warms my sad NEEt incel heart
>>557435012I wouldn't be so sure... check the condom.
>>557435587Hussies be like:>Anon, wake up. You promised me you'd come to church with me today
>>557435969>Julia waking me up to make me go to churchHoly hell what a nightmare... thank god that's never happening.
>>557436367I don't know why the Church doesn't provide a cute girl wake up service for attendees. That's the only way I'd even consider going. Church is so boring
>>557436635Anon, they used to call them wives before the great whorification.
>>557437058The church did not provide wives to unbelievers. Lack of belief was a crime back then
>>557437295Rightfully so.
>>557436635Not sure if you're joking but match making would greatly improve their numbers and possibly save Christianity from extinction.
https://x.com/i/status/2022782936735486410
>>557439368I'm joking in the sense that it's unrealistic, but I'm serious in the sense that if I was dating a cute girl who really wanted me to go to church, I'd goAt least for a bit until I convinced her to stay home instead
>>557440754You're my present this year. You, and the delicious taste of Folger's Coffee.
>>557435674Just so we're clear, I've had some Incestuous relations previously, but this isn't that kind of thing. And I got no in pursuing either of them.
>>557441068*interest
I wish coffinfags a very pleasant Valentine's Day.
I asked my sister if she did anything different with her hair, and she responded "No" like I was disgustingWhy do I even try?
>>557446120⁕Daughter⁕
>>557446120*Wife*
>>557446212I can hear the sad music box tune
>>557446120Sister
>>557446120Sextoy
https://x.com/i/status/2022784736511291864
>>557435674Absolutely gouging myself with the candies they bought me.I'm such a fat fucking chud
>>557447821Which phenotype has this fat distribution?
>>557446120Burger!
>>557441068They also got me a couple DVDs and a plushie :)
>>557354558Bratty sisters are made for hard anal correction!
>>557447821This post fucking slew meYou should thank your mom and sister for doing somethign nice for you anon
>>557447374Kek
>Abused in his childhood>Doesn't love his kidsMany such case
Happy Valentine's day, /calg/. I'm sinlge, but dedicate my Valentine's days to my favorite fictional couple: Andrew and Ashley.
>>557458976Happy Valentine's Day!
>>557460768Snuggley AND Cuddledrew. This art is too powerful.
I'm lonely, bitch.
>>557433260Siblingkind*
>>557435674>mom and siblingYou have a they/them sibling, don't you?
>>557462963Why are they so startled by them playing cowboy and horse? Siblings do it all the time. You're never too old for fun.
>>557463125They changed pronouns a couple times. I honestly don't remember what they settled on.
>>557463457Does it have a peenus weenus or a vagoo between its legs?
>>557463623I haven't seen for myself.
>>557463623The rule is:>Bio says "she/her"Has a penis >Bio says "they/them"Tightest pussy on Earth and/or massive fat tits
>>557463827Kek
They/Themley
>>557463623Most "nonbinaries" are women.
>>557463770Anon-dono, what gender were they before 2014?
>>557462995Cute, especially the scene on the left.
I had a nightmare where for some reason, /calg/ #524 was baked on /pol/ instead of /vg/ and the constant bump duty was stressful as fuck. You couldn't be away from your computer for half an hour or else the thread would die.
>>557464735LMAO>Why are you posting incest on my politics board?!>Why are YOU posting politics in my incest thread?!
>>557463827TIGHT PUSSY!?
>>557465478Incest IS political! The small hat tribe won't let people find true love with their siblings because that would preserve generational wealth and decouple the goyim from debt slavery!
Julia's soul is so pure, she gets pregnant from kissing
>>557422840>bro
>>557467327That didn't happen in Persia or Egypt.Also the trap is things like "the property ladder" and "financing new cars" and "reverse mortgages" which are impulsive goyim living beyond their means problems, not outcest problems.
>>557467745Shut up Anjew! I can smell the babies you're sacrificing!
>>557467913SACRIFICING BABIES WAS YOUR IDEA
>>557468551Please don't kill babies.
>>557468551YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TOOK THE INITIATIVE AND MURDERED THE CAMP KID
>>557468715I agree. Let them live, but neglect them and leave them to raise themselves. It just works.
>>557468715>>557469034This got too real.
>>557469635All I can do is shitpost about that scene. It makes me too sad otherwise.
Take a look at my sisterShe's the only one I gotNot much of a sisterWe never seem to get along
>>557470010I love that song (nananana)
Just replayed Burial for Valentine's Day. They're so romantic and cute. Hopefully we get an update soon.
>>557470794Whose dick did you have to suck to play Burial early? I'll do anything!
if this was released pre-2016..you know damn well that Ashley gonna be 16 while Andy is 18
>>557474773idgi
Lucky Thiu got a date on Valentine's Day after all.
Since someone else mentioned the camp kid, what did you do calg, you let him live or nah
>>557475804I let him go the first time, then reloaded when I finished Cliffhanger to see what happens if I kill him and get the achievement.That was also literally day 1 after release, before the bug that made the vision quest show you'd done it if you hadn't and vice versa got fixed, so I'm kinda worried my main save is tainted now.
>>557475804I got the gay yaoi pedophile rape route, Nemlei really clawed back at her old habits with that one. No wonder the game got banned in Australia
>>557475804I presume leaving him alive will have consequences for Cliffhanger.
>>557476279Oh boy, how'd I miss that route?
>>557474773>implying game devs at that time were very okay at making age gap couples to a young audience
>>557478179Pic related
>>557391368>Sex mean lot of porn, Leyley!
>>557478954I love Tardrew. He tells it like it is.
>>557391368Julia ill womanIll with what?
I'm sure i have a bastard sister somewhere and that i will never meet her even though we are soulmates
>>557479693Ill with mental. That, or down with the sickness.
>>557479693Ill with cocklust. She's ruined and destined to be a porn actress.
>>557391368>cute Ashleytrue.
Lets be real here. Renee and Douglas are the villains here for not raising their children, but you have to blame the system too for beating the life out of them. Maybe they could have been better parents if they weren't working all the time for crumbs while the ToxiSoda CEO is off on the Coffinland equivalent of Epstein island diddling kids and pissing into golden urinals.I think that was a point the game was trying to make, too. Let's stop voting for billionaires that will suck the life out of us and prevent us from giving our children the childhoods they deserve.
>>557482841No, Renee and Douglas being shitty parents is entirely their problem. The issue isn't that they weren't around because they had to work, Douglas *maybe* has an excuse, but Renee engaged in deliberate and targeted neglect.
>>557483074Personally I blame teenage pregnancy and mommy issues.
>>557482841The point of the game is to not trust anyone but your family, and even then only if they prove they deserve it. Nobody cares about Our Heroes™ unless they want to screw them somehow.
>>557482841For the last time, I am NOT in the ToxiSoda list!
Andrew is a bitch and Ashley is a sweetie
>>557485106>Ashley is a sweetieYou'd strangle her if you were stuck with her for a week. I don't know how Andrew managed not to.
>I wonder if he has the pics of Five Eyes blowing Sodaman?
>>557485717Strangle her during bedbreaking sex when she asks for it*
>>557485717Andrew sabotaged everything because of his ego. Ashley is actually super calm whenever Andrew isn't being a stupid faggot.
God she's so cute. I just wanna squish her cheeks.
>>557485717>I don't know how Andrew managed not to.blowjobs?
>>557479693She's down with the sickness
>>557487010Nemlei knocked it out of the park with her high school design. She looks so sweet.
>>557487010Their smiles are worth protecting.
>>557487498I never noticed before, but he has a bit of a cat mouth in this sprite. Ashley was rubbing off on him.
>>557487680Andrew always had that :3 in him, he just suppresses it like his love for Ashley
>>557488046Why does he have to repress the best parts of himself? Goddamn him.
which piece of /calg/ fanart best encapsulates their sexual tension?
>>557488610
>>557488849Accurate.
>>557475804I killed him because slaughtering people to leave no witnesses is exactly the kind of thing Andrew would do.
>>557488849What kind of a faggot drinks from a wine glass via a straw?
>>557491226The same kind of faggot that ignores a slim, busty cutie pie to do so.
>>557491226An English major
>>557486193Andrew not making an attempt at normalcy and embracing a base desire for his sister would've been downright pathetic, unfortunately that attempt also strained their relationship. If anything Andrew's guilty of half-ass trying with a single girl that was "perfect for it" apparently. Why was Julia perfect for it anyway when she bored him to death? He would've probably had a lot of fun with some party floozy.
>>557493465Julia is wife material and attached to him. In theory she's perfect. In practice it would never work because he loves his sister and killed Julia's best friend.
>>557493465Also chasing hussies doesn't give Andrew what he wants from his relationship with Julia, which is to lose his guilt by being nice to her (not achieved) and have a surrogate Ashley to plap into a stupor (achieved.)
>>557494004I wish Andrew would plap me into a stupor.Yes homo.
>>557494343>be sister>don't give your brother your eggs on Valentine's DayThat should be illegal, right?
>>557494343>>557494529Did not mean to reply
Does anyone have a screenshot where Nemlei says she hates niggers? I need it.
>>557496851I don't have it, but I have this one.
>>557496851
>>557475838This is really cute
>>557492768I bet you think you're funny, picking on faggy english majors like that.
>>557499531Yes
What would Andrew do with his useless degree if the quarantine had never happened? He really should have become a lawyer.
>>557488046
>>557499531I want to FUCK Nerdrew
Goodnight /calg/
>>557502052It's 14:04
>>557502229It's 11:34
>>557503909Why the fuck do you live on Greenland
>>557504143He's building an igloo with his sister
>>557507568Wasn't there a Greenlandic mythic story about a guy accidentalley fucking his sister in the dark or something? I think anon can try to reenact that
>>557507568Greenland belongs to the Nords. Anon will build his house out of wood and dirt, like a normal person.
>>557508018Including the part where the sister becomes so terrified that she tries to run away, and her brother chases after her for all eternity.And that's why the Sun and the Moon are always going in circles. (Sun is the sister)
>>557508660>Sun is the sisterAnd God made the greater light before the lesser, so, big sister supremacy?>>557401646>>557403848Alright, I called her after like a week of silence.
>>557509162Fuck I didn't mean to hit post, I was gonna explain what happened!
>>557475804I killed him my first time through solely because I didn't think to just leave. My monkey brain saw the game present a puzzle and I've been pavlovian-ly conditioned to mindlessly solve puzzle. Car door locked, rock smash window, kill child, puzzle complete
>>557509537>the light puzzle elements were meant ro convey the monotony with which Andrew commits atrocitiesHow... Nemleian
>>557509162>>557509254Ok, so I called her like you guys suggested. I just straight up asked her if we're still friends. Thankfully she said yes, but she also told me she'd written a huge manifesto in response to my text, but withheld sending it as she thought I might read it the wrong way. But basically the issue wasn't me nagging about Linux but everything as of late: there's always something she doesn't want to do, yet I keep pushing and pushing. I admitted that I've been very anal in the past year. Then she said that while she knows it's not what I mean, when I told her that she complains about shit and I come in with my "tick for solving problems", it comes across like I'm calling her an irrational idiot who needs to be managed. She said "I don't want to terminate our friendship or anything, but you've been a shit friend in the past year", and at this point she was crying and started saying sorry and telling me she isn't mad. I didn't tell her this as I'd much rather say this shit while drinking, but separation anxiety is probably why I've been trying to regain influence over her. That if I could just be useful we'd go back to how we used to be. Honestly this argument/lover's spat/whatever is hardly any different from the last time it felt like we were drifting, only last time I was the one calling her a shit friend and I wasn't paternalistic yet
>>557511358Good thing you talked with her. She still trusts you.
>the linux sperg is driving people in his personal life mad with his spergeryZero surprise. With how you keep trying to turn this into a Linux thread I can imagine how annoying you must be irl.
>>557515896Just fuck off, you overestimate how often people here (or myself since you're pointing a finger) talk about operating systems in /calg/
>>557516707You're such an annoying sperg your sister wrote a manifesto about it and ghosted you lmao.
What would Ashley Graves be like if she became a magical girl?
>>557517071She'd conjure up cute little lemon muffins
>>557517071A powerful one.
You know how people dream about Tetris? I've been dreaming about Minesweeper.
>>557515896It appears Finnish software has a habit of destroying sibling bonds
>>557511358>she also told me she'd written a huge manifesto in response to my textSo you are both autistic. Nice.For real tho, she loves you. This is more than most anons here can say. Be a good brother or I'll kill you
>>557511358I'm so glad you finally did it! It seems you have a lot to reflect on, but now that you're on talking terms again at least hopefully you will be able to improve things.
>>557356360Why is Diu sad? The Dodgers are doing great
>>557514927>>557519067>>557519337Thank you, you've all got a 7 at the end of your post #, so these have gotta be the lucky 7's (total sister forgiveness imminent)
>>557511358Sounds to me like your sister wants to keep being a woman. Let her.
Did someone mention Finnish software?cal/g/ won. I have completed the switch, and now I'm actually making a custom icons theme so that they'll no longer be merely image files in a vacuum that you have to manually apply. CoffinOS WILL be real.
>>557521386Thank you for your cervix.
>>557517290Cute
>>557521386I really should look up how to roll my own distro or base one an existing one. I have a CS degree lying around, should use it for something I suppose.>>557520829I hope it brings us all luck with our sisters
>>557521386Why are Finns so superior? I was reading the legend of the White Death AND playing Stellaris and Coffin. Everything they do is amazing and autistic
>>557410916>I think I'd present it as "self-cest" via an Alternate Universe love interest that is supposedly a gender swapped version of a protagonist. IIRC a Marvel superhero show toyed with something similar a couple of years ago.It was glorious, shame they buried it.>If you were going to sneak an incestuous sibling theme into media how would you go about it?This was mentioned a few threads ago but I would do the reverse of >>557412464: a romantic couple that act like siblings. Nothing would explicitly show that they are related: you wouldn't hear their last names, and obviously they wouldn't be calling each other "bro"/"sis" etc., but you would be able to infer it from them being written like siblings, occasionally teasing each other and acting competitive, etc.
>>557418728Mundane or not, I would honestly love to see more simple but wholesome stories like this here. Doubly so if they help offset the "we argued over dishes for the billionth time" ones.What was the video about?
/calg/ - Blogpost general
How fucked up would it be if it turned out his mom committed suicide?
>>557501096Become a teacher? I'm not sure what else it's useful for.
>>557524557I don't think that's even a possibility. Both he and his mom, and Andrew to an extent when he was putting up the facade, are massive pushovers and just go with whatever's happening.But even if it did, I'd imagine he'd get over it fairly quickly after spending some time with his wife, like how Andrew gets over the situation with Nina.
>>557501096He gonna become a breadtuber
>>557501096He'd sell that bussy
>>557524557Why would she? Boomer women are built different.
Sex with Nina (aged up of course)
>>557525596I'd buy that bussy no homo
Of course Nina had to be killed off early because she is by far the prettiest girl in the game with the biggest sex appeal and we wouldn't have an incest game. Why would Andrew go for his above average sister when he could go for the prettiest girl that has a big crush on him? That's why the beauty had to die lmfao
https://x.com/kanpodesu/status/2023056230353428534
>>557524870>like how Andrew gets over the situation with Nina.Uhh...
>>557526238Exactly. Nina was born to be a Queen Bee so they had to take her down early, or she would have made Ashley's life pure hell.
Pondering the orb
>>557527363Ashley would have no chance with Nina around lmfao
>>557527363PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAPPLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAPPLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAPPLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
>>557528003Lets admit it, she truly wouldn't. Nina got the supermodel looks and it seems she already had won at life when Andrew met her.Most fans forget Ashley looks cute in art but in truth she is about average looks wise (hence why the guards didn't dick her, and only got attention from the pedo one) and her breasts are smaller than advertised. In short, Ashley is white trailer trash!>>557528141I mean who wouldn't want a piece of that?
>>557524915This is the correct answer. He is so pretentious and pedantic that he would write poetry too. He would definitely love to larp as pseud on /lit/.
A second Thiulia image has hit the better half sub
>>557527363I wonder what adult Nina would have been like. Would she also grow to be an asshole? And would she have a good life or also be stuck in a self destructive cycle in their dystopian world? Would Nina be somehow entangled with the growing Coffin cults?
>>557528590He did write poetry in Cliffhanger. When you’re about to leave the Demon Realm for the Realm Between, you can check his notes, he wrote a poem about Ashley.
>>557526238She would've been too much of a Stacy for Andrew. He needs to be looksmatched with his Becky sister.
>>557528895>better half subreddit>check pinned post>discord server
>>557528003Ashley did sense how much of a threat she was. That's why unlike with Julia, Ashley wanted to get rid of Nina as quickly as possible.
>>557529095Something is wrong with my memory. It’s the wrong scene, but the point is the same.https://youtu.be/BjUk6rFdibk?t=146
>>557529081She would've become Grandmaster of the cult and shadow CEO of ToxiSoda.
>>557517290I audibly said "awww" when I saw this.
>>557530896And my wife
>>557529136Is there something wrong with a sub having a discord server linked?
>>557531186I don't remember making this post.
>>557531320Yes.
>>557528895>second Thiulia imageGet with the times
>>557529891His poetry SUX. No meter or rhyme. No wonder Ashley didn't like it.
>>557532284Meter is real but rhyme is a midwit trap
>>557532529I understandThat is your decreeBut as for myselfI disagree
>>557532529They're oft contrived, I do agreeTo force and slant a rhyme or threeBut they're too fun to just ignoreAs I learned on the 64Trekking up through Grunty's TowerCollecting Jiggies and Notes for hoursWould be leagues more moroseWithout Gruntilda's wacky proseThough they may sound fueled by a thesaurusAs those who listen groan in chorusI'll never forgive those limey looniesFor ditching the gimmick in Banjo-Tooie!
Asshleyhttps://x.com/i/status/2022484276831514645https://files.catbox.moe/zvnwgk.jpg
>>557535926This poetry made me laugh with gleeIt gave my sides a painful stitchBut then a thought occurred to me:She's ancestor of Jiggie Witch?!
>>557539538Her thigh is absorbing his hand. SOON they will be inseparable, all according to imoutokaku (TL: imoutokaku means sister plan)
>>557539671I think it perfectly captures andrew's violence & hypocracy, as well as ashley's craziness & vulnerability; the background is a good interpretation of the game's 'pinterest board' aesthetic. The subtle hints of their passion in the ruffled hair, bite marks, and on the nightstand really bring the piece together, and the perspective is dynamic in very creative way. 666/10
>>557540085Not to mention the delicious sistersquish
>>557540143yes, not to mention that either
>>557540429very important detail
>>557540085Excellent analysis. You've received an A for this thread's assignment. The rest of you sorry lot better get your work done before bump limit!
analyze your sister
>>557542115I did and found out that she is, unfortunately, the average zoomer woman. What am I supposed to do o wise anons?
>>557542115Done. I've come to the conclusion that it's over.
>>557542568
>>557542115I'd rather analyze Nina, if you're picking up what I'm putting down.
>>557542115anal your sister
How is it physical possible to resist the cuteness of your own kids?
>>557543025Especially when they're extremely cute drawings. She has no excuse. I'm ugly as fuck and my parents still raised me.
>>557542568>What am I supposed to do o wise anons?You need to level up and become her ideal man
>>557543013Canon Nina or the aged up version?
>>557543880She already keeps pointing out similarities between her boyfriend and me personality and behaviour wise. I guess the only thing left for me is to get fitter and hopefully employed.
>>557544483sisters naturally crave their brother's dicks
>>557544645I just don't think that's true.
Brothers naturally crave hussies
Who here ACTUALLY craves for sister sex?
>>557544645People crave familiarity and genetically (or at least phenotypically) close (enough) individuals. This doesn't mean people want to have hot steamy sex with their family however. Growing up as family also puts a mental block on that idea for most people.
>>557546915I crave any form of human contact
>>557544483We are attracted to people who are like us but not too like us, the sweet spot is like 3rd or 4th cousin
>>557543024Today my dream was that i was doing anal with my sister when we both were underage lol
>>557546915Independent of the fact that my sister is a really good person whom I enjoy spending time with, her body is fucking insane and it drives me absolutely bug fuck crazy, clawing at the walls howling at the moon chewing furniture crazy.
>>557527363>>557528365If Nina didn't die she'd probably try to fuck her dad.
>>557547937Hot
https://x.com/DiddlyDooter/status/2023148312363258133
>>557527363>>557528365what is with these gooner headcanons? We know two things about nina1) friends with Julia, and their families were freinds too2) she liked andrewConsidering how Julia is "unpopular" because of the issues which were caused by Nina's death, we can assume that if andrew put his foot down and refused to lock her in the box, Julia and nina would both probably grow up to be normal girls, and ashley would probably have a more "normal" relationship with them after getting a hard 'no' from andrewie. if Nina lives, then the result is a stronger friendgroup between the three girls, but there would probably still be tension between them around andrew, since there's no reason to think any of them would stop being interested (in him) in this scenario
>>557549401Andrew Graves will be voiced by Michael Kovach
>>557550220>implying Ashley could ever be normal in any universe
>>557547110Same
>>557550742I said "more normal" maybe learn to read faggot
>>557550220>what is with these gooner headcanons?A large portion of posts about the side characters outside of Julia are purely shit some dumbass made up and ran with as if it's canon, and I'm certain your post will upset somebody deeply.
>>557549401SMG4 funneling the money from his main channel into a indie animation studio was a really cool thing to do
>>557551459If the saying "judge someone by their enemies" holds any water, then Coffin is the enemy of gay communist retards.
>>557551674SMG4 is certainly gay (Igloo incident) and retarded (even tho they changed to just R64), but I don't think it's in any way communist
Ashley killed Nina because Nina was a threat. It's canon that Neener would've become a bombshell babe
>>557551674Also the normies who just got started on the whole Jewish Question and spam "im from israel this is my game/story/art/whatever" undrr anything they son't like
>>557551932I don't mean whatever that is specifically, but rather the entire gestalt of coffin's enemies.>>557552015Bro what are you talking about?
>>557551968Pretty much this. Ashley could never compete against Nina who is by far the prettiest girl in the game.
>>557552121> Bro what are you talking aboutNTA but I think he's talking about this:https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/555483765/#555509917
>>557553407That just looks like standard leftist politislop to me, rather than a burgeoning sentiment within the Nemleiverse about snow sprites operating the levers of society to serve their own interests at the expense of humans. The key distinction between the anti-snow-sprite faction and people who are angry about a specific village is that the former recognizes (even if in a way that is unwieldy and dumb) this is broadly a problem with snow sprite culture and their refusal to assimilate with humanity while living within human society, and the latter believes that a specific village is a colonial power oppressing the poor widdwe defensewess imps, and refuses to acknowledge the snow sprite factor in favor of treating them as though they are just a slightly different flavor of human, and that that particular village contains humans belonging to a hated faction of oppressors.
surprised nobody has made a RoA Tcoaal character yet. Atleast I couldn't find any in the workshop
Has anyone here heard about Genetic Sexual Attraction (GSA)? It’s basically a sexual attraction toward a family member after being separated in childhood and then meeting them again.I found this UK gov report about this, Of course they warn about it, but some of the information here is interesting.https://www.cumbria.gov.uk/eLibrary/Content/Internet/327/857/6802/42109163456.pdf>This phenomenon is believed to be caused by several factors, mainly the fact that there is a basic human attraction towards those who have similar physical attributes to us. This attribute is overridden within families due to the Westermarck effect which turns off the sexual attraction part of a person’s brain to relatives when they are raised together as a family and label their affections differently. >The power of attraction can however be so strong that “normal convention and taboos” become difficult to adhere to even for hitherto conventional and law-abiding adults. This level of intensity and desperate need for contact can wreak havoc with existing relationships. I wonder if a similar effect can occur between siblings who haven’t seen each other for a long time? I’m not talking about childhood separation, but about 1–2 years apart or more.
>>557503909>>557504143don't worry, we'll fix his stupid timezone once we take over
>>557558276>I wonder if a similar effect can occur between siblings who haven’t seen each other for a long time?It can.
>>557556767MUGEN's Fighter Factory software was way too obtuse for me (seriously it's beyond me how the game has been around for so long and no one has made a more user-friendly tool yet) so it's possible I might give Rivals of Aether a try someday if its tools are any easier. I'd have to buy the game first though lol
>>557561803Soft sister, warm sister, little ball of fur. Happy sister, sleepy sister, purr purr purr.
More Ashley. Surely I won't notice a massive glaring issue as soon as I post it.
>>557563223EXTREMELY cute. It's a nice change of pace to see her looking sheepish.
>>557563045Bazinga>>557563223Very cute Ashley anon, very well done
>>557536826Miserable bush
You mad yet?
>>557566619Nemlei son or Vivziepop daughter?
>>557566619I've actually wanted to see this drawn for a long time, because Vivziepop hails from the same era of the internet as Nemlei. I think the hair is a little too close to Nemlei's style and the proportions need to be even more insane, but it's well done.
>>557566791Nemlei son correcting the Viziepop daughter
>>557553407sometimes i tend to forget that the fujo pippin post from deltarune was the first post to have such perfect digits ever
>>557568952Would.
>>557567483Match made in hell. Very romantic.
>>557568952Kit9 is SO lucky
>>557568952Nigga will jack off to furry porn then say they don't like bush. In this case we have a literal hairy pussy
How much longer, anons? Maybe I should replay episode 3 again. Just replayed burial. My coffin itch needs to be scratced again. Also, will Burial be one or two episodes you think?
>>557572167I feel like you're confusing people bullying you for posting "durr where's the pubes?" in response to every image of a vagina with them disliking pubic hair.
>>557573114There are in fact niggas who do not like bush
>>557573162I think a lot of people don't like pubic hair to the point where you can honestly call it a bush, trimmed pubic hair is a perfectly reasonable middle ground between high-maintenance baldness and a complete jungle.
I LOVE incest and watching siblings FUCK
>>557576445HELL YEAH BROTHER
>>557576445Get your own sister you PERVERT
>>557576445
Julia repenting and becoming a monastic nun!
I still want Andrew to serve Julia's head to a horrified Ashley in a silver plate in at least one end!
>>557578874If it happens she'll be horrified by what it implies about Andrew's mental state, and nothing else.
>>557568680We love to see it
>>557579935What does Shots & Such mean, anyway? Taking shots at each other, metaphorically, to tear each other down?
>>557580164IIRC to get S&S you need to have bullets left over so u can shoot Andrew in the dream. Also I think it's supposed to shots like whisky
>>557580316>shots like whisky>implying Andrew could drink something even remotely masculine>meanwhile he drinks convenience store wine
>>557579935
>>557580535The manliest thing Andrew drinks is semen
>>557580316Thank you, referring the bullets makes sense.
>>557581118*referencingMajor spelling mistake. Kill me now!
>>557580737He drinks his coworker's jizz when he SHOULD be drinking his sister's clam jam.
>>557580737The text implies that Andrew is one of the few people NOT drinking jizz because he's seen what happens behind the counter at food establishments and knows better.
>>557584025How did Andrew get traumatised by it if he hadn't drunk semen? He's not the type to empathise with other people drinking semen.
>>557587620Some of you people say shit so genuinely retarded that I can't be certain you're being serious when you say it. The mere knowledge that somebody is jizzing or spitting in the milk is disturbing in and of itself, you don't need to actually drink the stuff to know that you don't want to. Nothing about those lines necessarily imply he drank it, but somebody autistic enough to keep reposting that image as supposed proof of Andrew's homosexuality probably isn't smart enough to figure that out.
>>557587620Seeing another man masturbate and jizz into a food item that people are going to unwillingly consume is disgusting for any heterosexual. A cumbrained faggot like you who is aroused by it to the point of obsession can't understand.
>>557588102>>557588107Andrew doesn't care about the suffering of people other than Ashley. Andrew isn't gay for accidentally drinking semen, but it probably dawned on him that he has drunk semen before.
>>557588243Your gay obsession with this piece of headcanon is pathetic.
>>557588681I'm not gay + fujo dev
>homosexual doesn't understand disgust responseI guess I shouldn't be surprised
>>557588814Here's Andrew's disgust response:
>>557588743You have BH and JiaC for your homosexuality needs, stop using the fact that Nemlei is a fujo as a blanket justification to invent homosexual headcanon about a heterosexual game.>>557588814It's shit like this that makes people hate fags.
>get distracted by valheim for a while>come back>anon(s) are calling someone gay for unknown reasons
I had an interesting encounter with my sister last night. It was Valentines Day and I had nothing going on, just doing the same old, same old, but my sister had plans. She didn't have a date or anything, but she and a few of her girlfriends were dressing up and going out.She comes out of her room wearing this amazing dress and her hair and make up are all done and I'm kinda taken aback by how beautiful she looked. I audibly say something like "holy moly", completely involuntary, that's how good she looked. She actually turned and looked behind her thinking that I was surprised by something else.When it's clear that she is the thing I'm flabbergast over, she asks me what's wrong. I tell her it's nothing, but she pushes me and I admit that she looks incredible. Now she's the surprised one. This might have been the first time I complimented her appearance. She puts her hand over her mouth and giggles behind it, her face turning a little red.Her phone buzzes, her friends are here. A little flustered, she starts walking backwards towards the door, eyes still on me, begins to turn, but hesitates. She comes over to me and gives me a long hug, pulls back and we lock eyes for a moment while her arms are still on my shoulders. Phone buzzes again, she breaks eye contact, looks down to her phone, but then looks back up, smiles, leans in and plants a kiss on my cheek. She tells me she'll "be back soon", in an almost whisper and leaves. We haven't talked about it yet, but there was clearly something going on there. Let's see what the future brings.
>>557590689>for unknown reasons
>>557590815Yes, unknown.
>>557590864>unknownPosting the same image dozens of times and alluding to Andrew drinking semen despite the screenshot not actually implying that would seem to indicate a homosexual streak.
>>557590974The screenshot does imply that and this is some weird new fan-retcon that's just been invented right here and now. Probably as discussion bait.
>>557591047>The screenshot does imply thatYou only think this because you're dumb and/or gay. It does not imply he drank it, it implies he avoids putting milk in his coffee due to the knowledge that people were jizzing/spitting in it. That's it, all other implications are made in your head.
>>557591153Why would Andrew of all people be traumatised if he didn't find out the hard way?
>>557591153>random "ur gay!"Yep, there's that projection. Not reading the rest. Please formulate a response that isn't bait.
>>557591192Anon, most heterosexual men would be disgusted by seeing their coworker blow their load in a carton of milk, or even the knowledge that they did so from somebody telling them.
>>557591256Andrew has SCARS, specifically. There's a difference between disgust and trauma.
>>557591323Anon, holy fuck you cannot be this stupid.
>>557591358So your saying that Andrew, who broadly does not care about other people and is broadly unfazed by their stupidities, suffering, and such, has what are described as "scars" from finding out that drinks may contain semen, without him having at all a selfish reaction to the these being his drinks specifically?
>>557591358He's not just stupid, he's gay and autistic.You're basically arguing with Chris chan.
>>557590774Anon made up this story to make himself feel better about his sister going out to get railed by strangers
>>557591358Look I get what you're doing but Andrew isn't going to be "scarred" because he knows something might be tainted. He would have fallen victim to it or because someone credibly told him afterwords.
>>557591498>>557591751>>557588814
>>557591928>ur gaynope
>please bro you've gotta believe me! I'm not gay I just need to tell everyone dozens of times that this hetero character drank cum based on a one-off joke line about immature teens working summer jobs doing gross shit to food. I'm obsessed with drinking cum but I'm not gay I swear!
>>557591498Jesus, it really is just incredible stupidity. You grab onto an idea and you literally build an entire fucking universe around it. I'm going to break this down super simple for you:>I am Andrew>I am aware that my coworkers, either through somebody telling me or bearing witness, are tainting the milk by ejaculating and or spitting in it as revenge toward customers that piss them off>Because of this knowledge, the coffee I get for free through my job is taken black, because I'm not running the risk of putting tainted milk in my coffee>This habit, formed as a sort of survival instinct, has carried over to the present day when Ashley brews me up a cup of joeYou drink black coffee at your job because the milk is potentially tainted and it's not worth the risk. This eventually just became a force of habit that remained even after he departed the job, hence it being called a "scar" which colloquially means something that stays with you after the fact. (You) are the one acting like it's actual trauma, that of course could ONLY be gotten from chugging semen, because somehow an ESL Finn understands the language better than you.
>>557591928Circular logic using an unfalsifiable hypothesis. Would you mind relating this back to Andrew's actual character and the themes of the story (such as Andrew's ego and indifference to humanity)?
>>557592167>such as Andrew's ego and indifference to humanityAnon, that's literally irrelevant to the conversation.
>>557592114That's not what a scar is, dude. We are win agreement that Andrew has a tendency to drink black coffee due to a fear of semen, but you are using mental gymnastics to twist "scar" into not meaning what it actually means, and then attempting to cite Nemlei as somebody who automatically agrees with you.Andrew got traumatised: how would this happen to Andrew?
>>557592231No you don't get it, Andrew is okay with murder therefore he can only be grossed out by drinking cum! He's a femboy who drinks cum and I can't stop thinking and posting about it!I'm straight btw.
>>557592231>The mechanisms by which Andrew would experience trauma are literally irrelevant to the conversation
>>557592384Your tard-wrangler needs to keep a better handle on you.>Milk might have cum and/or spit in it>Don't drink the milk (because of aforementioned potential of cum and/or spit)It's literally that fucking simple.
This conversation is itself irrelevant.
>>557592494>We are in agreement that Andrew has a tendency to drink black coffee due to a fear of semen, but you are using mental gymnastics to twist "scar" into not meaning what it actually means.Do you think Andrew is the sort of person to experience a trauma response due to witnessing someone ejaculate into somebody else's drink?
>homosexual still failing to comprehend heterosexual disgust
>>557592642What is the definition of trauma?
>>557592592>Do you think Andrew is the sort of person to avoid drinking milk with cum and/or spit in itYes, I do in fact think that. I don't jump in bonfires, not because I fell into one and suffered third degree burns on my entire body, but because I can surmise that fire is not good for me. You are so stupid that I literally cannot even think of a good enough insult to hit you with that won't glance off due to the sheer density of your skull.
>>557592114This puts them off doing it for fear of it happening to them. It does not "scar" them.
oh my god you're both fags at this point for continuing to bicker about this retarded topicshut the fuck up, both of you
>>557592742I'm done with this conversation, you are interpreting "scar" in such an extremely narrow way that you're either ESL, too stupid to have a reasoned discussion with, or trolling.
>>557592713>>557592742Are you ESL? Using "scar" the way it is used in-game does not necessarily imply trauma in the English language. Colloquially it usually means "you've seen some shit"
>>557592721Again, we are in agreement that Andrew has an aversion response. But the narration has made it clear that it is also a TRAUMA response because they are described as scars. You are repeatedly agreeing with me that Andrew has an aversion response while refusing to address the trauma response, and calling me gay on account of your own refusal.
>>557590774These short stories are even worse than the projecting cum-drinking faggot, and I'm begging you to stop doing this until you can figure out how to write.
>>557592861To have "seen some shit" implies trauma you god damn fucking monkey, stop deflecting with "ESL ESL ESL ESL" to justify your mental gymnastics/unfamiliarity with English parlance.
A lot of weird homosexual projection today. At least when /calg/ is being gay they are actually being gay and not just calling people gay because they got nothing.
>>557592986Yeah you are an absolute cumbrained retard.A heterosexual teen seeing people jerk off into food that people consume is exactly "seeing some shit". Now please die of AIDS you diseased faggot.
I was set to buy my sister a really expensive bottle of wine, but her favorite one ended up being a $30 bottle. Don't get me wrong, I'm glad, but it makes me feel like I'm skimping even though she didn't know the price tag and chose it purely based on taste.
guess i'll check back here tomorrow
>>557593089You're really a fucking pussy if that traumatises you, lmao>Yeah I've killed people and and a sociopath in general, but somebody jacking off into food (which isn't even a homosexual act despite your insistence) is a step too far and gives me panic attacks
Now that he's demonstrated he's trolling, can we stop feeding him? Pretty please?
>>557593213and am a sociopath in general*
>>557593213Again>homosexual fails to comprehend heterosexual disgust>panic attacksNotice you keep having to flat out lie about the "trauma" to push your gay fantasy.
>>557593310Anon, he overplayed his hand and made it obvious he's just trolling, if you keep responding to him that makes (You) the stupid one.
>>557354157Every time I exchange text with my sister I keep hearing paranoid whisper that she does not give a shit about me and only interacting with me out of some obligation. I have no illusions about the relationship between me and her like some poor anons here but it's sometimes quite disconcerting since I do care a lot about her yet I keep feeling she's shutting me out
>>557593446It sounds to me like you're projecting your low self-esteem onto your sister. Has she given any indication she only tolerates you at best?
>>557593310>lie about traumaYOU are lying about trauma by pretending that "scars" doesn't mean exactly what it means. What fucking pilpul are you trying? Let's look at your goalposts:>First I am wrong because I am simply a homosexual >Then, Andrew was traumatised by an event that didn't comcern him (unlikely)>Then, Andrew was merely disgusted by an event that didn't comcern him (unlikely) and moreover, "scars" don't mean trauma even though the metaphor works in the first place because scars are literal physical trauma and this has been accepted by all Anglophones for generations >Then I am gay again
>>557593389A troll doesn't keep reposting the same bait for months on end with barely anyone taking the bait. He usually posts into the void but still keeps going. At this point it's a mental illness.
>>557593573Anon, someone can be mentally unwell and a troll at the same time. In fact the two usually go hand-in-hand nowadays. Far gone are the days of shit like the GNAA, now 90% of trolling is people just acting like they're mentally disabled to get responses from people trying in vain to educate them because it's the easiest form of trolling on the planet.
And still no evidence that Andrew is interested in third party matters that don't affect him.
>lines from game actually causing a spergout and random faggot insults>but literal gay shit goes unimpeded for many monthsI think it's the death-knell of /calg/.
>>557593820
>>557593551I know that's probably the case. We're regularly in touch and are our interaction is genial. But I'm always the one who contacts her first. I actually miss her a lot yet I feel like I'm the only one who feels that way and this gnawing feeling is maddeningOh shit I started venting and blogposting here again. Sigh but there's nowhere else to talk this about
>>557593982Being the one who always initiates interactions doesn't necessarily mean you're the only one who cares, or that you care more. Some people are just naturally less outgoing, hell I love my friends but if they don't hit me up sometimes I can go literal weeks without talking to them. I don't mean anything by it, I'm just generally wrapped up in my own world.
>thread slow>but peaceful >leave>come back>shitshow
>>557593126Think of it this way: you can save that money to buy her other nice things in the future. A great gift doesn't need to be expensive. I'm glad she enjoyed the wine you got her.
>>557594119I'm this way with my brother and I feel really bad about it. What usually happens is he'll ask me to do something for him like watch his cats, I'll do it, we'll hang out for a while, then he'll try texting me later and I won't answer. I don't even know what stops me, I like him and I'm lonely as fuck.
Topic switch, I'm in the mood for some age swap fanfiction, anyone have recs?
>>557594425There's that one comic by Lustcoffin on Twitter. Though it's basically shotacon, if that's your thing.
>>557594315No, don't get me wrong, logically I understand that it was what she wanted the most, she tasted a bunch and said she liked that one the best. As a matter of fact she didn't even know I was buying a bottle for her, so there is literally no bias there. I know this, I understand it, and I'm even happy about it for the most part; but at the same time I feel very slightly deflated because I set out hyping myself up saying I was going to get her an insanely nice gajillion dollar bottle and it turned out to be $30 in hamburger coins. I don't even feel bad, if I had to describe it another way it's like rolling up your sleeves and psyching yourself out to get a really nasty job done and it turns out it was super easy and painless; that sort of feeling.
>>557594119I know. I just wish she'd show me just a glimpse that she missed me. Even just an inkling. She just means so much to me, not so intimate like Andrew/Ashley ofc, but quite much that every time I think of her my heart throbs
>>557594425"Age swap just doesn't work" - Nemlei Howard
>>557594747There's a reason most sibling romance is older brother and younger sister, it's something understood within the common consciousness of all sapient humans.
>>557573162That's actually the vast majority of non-homosexuals.>>557576445Based>>557591047No, it doesn't.
>>557594834There's legit no single notable work with Older Sister/Younger brother pair. Or are there? Asking for Delphism experts here
>>557594589I completely understand what you mean. You wanted to do something extra nice for her, so it's a bit disappointing you couldn't. It's bittersweet, even if mostly sweet.
>>557592881You're gay and retarded
>>557595005>There's legit no single notable work with Older Sister/Younger brother pairMost female-produced incest doujins fall under this category
>>557595067>Most female-produced incest doujinsHuh? Female authors I know like Mikami Mika, Sekiya Asami, even Hank sama all went for Imouto/Onii-chan pair
>>557594834I was talking more in the sense that yes their dynamic is very gender coded and doesn't work if it's altered in most any way. But I do agree the older-brother/younger-sister dynamic does feed into this sort of romantic idea for some of the same reasons but less extreme. In most cases otherwise it seems to actually be siblingless behavior and/or women fantasizing about things that would give them trauma irl.
>>557595005There's Aki Sora, which is infamous today for its possible influence in getting incestuous depictions banned in Tokyo under a new metropolitan ordinance.
>>557595205From the top of my head that nakano, bifidus, yuzuki n dash, and whoever made that one about the chick who got a law degree to make incest legal
>>557595321groomer-core
>>557595210>But I do agree the older-brother/younger-sister dynamic does feed into this sort of romantic idea for some of the same reasons but less extremeOlder-brother-younger-sister is a literary ideal because it fits into the preferences of men and women as well as just being good literary shorthand in general.
>>557595005It's never resolved but Danchigai went in pretty hard on the older sister/younger brother teasing.
Content drought is making /calg/ lose it's goddamn mind.
>>557595812Someone "pretending" to be stupid and starting a flamewar is as old as the internet, anon.
>>557595812its*
>>557558790Damn nice sprites anon
What is sex with your sister like?
>>557598441salty coins and bags of milk
>>557598441Sex, but it's your sister. At least I assume so, I don't have a sister and wouldn't do such a thing even if I did.
>>557598441Illegal, for the most part. Hypothetically I'm sure someone would say it's like sex with a normal woman, but I'm going to be honest and say that it's not (in my dreams, of course). Imagine you have a woman that is attracted to you, and she lets you know this by throwing fuck-me eyes from the kitchen on a near-daily basis or via more "explicit" means. That's usually enough to get the engine warmed up. Now imagine you have the entire civilized world telling you how wrong it is, and while they're doing this said woman who is very attractive lets you know that she wants your dick in no uncertain terms and doesn't give a fuck what they have to say about it. It doesn't get old, it's like being 14 and finding one of your dad's nudie mags. The novelty is omnipresent and the fact that it's apparently so wrong only makes it much hotter, and you'd think you'd get sick of it after doing it on a near-daily basis for the better part of a year until it's the umpteenth time you've done it and you're still blowing like a teen boy that just discovered masturbation for the first time. In theory, of course, because I'm not a law breaker.
>>557595454The concept of a "literary ideal" is anti-art, moreover the opposing side could come up with equally arbitrary criteria whilst declaring them objective standards.
>>557595454Correct.
>>557599852It's not anti-art because at no point does it preclude somebody breaking the mold and creating a compelling older-sister-younger-brother work. The problem is that said genre is incredibly scant compared to the reverse because men generally prefer younger women because of the idea that they're more fertile and less used (or less likely to be used) and women generally prefer qualities that are either age-independent or that generally increase in proportion to age.
>>557595534Is pic related Danichigai?
>>557599248>>557599657Hmm...
>>557600228Purely hypothetical, officer, and you can't prove otherwise.
wife
>>557600316I'm contacting the Federal Bureau of Incestigation. Their Delphic Team will sort out the truth.
>>557600157>my 1 year older sister is 0.000000000001% less fertile than my 1 year younger sister, who share such a minor age gap that they look and act the same age anywayYou won't care once your hot oneechan is in heat
shamefur disprayit's over for older sisters
>>557600695Imoutos run the incest genre.
>>557600695The otouto has fallen...billions must ara ara
>>557600224Yep. Those two can't escape the marriage accusations.
>>557600386Your wife doesn't look very happy
>>557599657Anon... it sounds like you've had sex with your sister... just saying.
Just saying, I've never seen imouto femdom pulled off sexily.
>>557601049That's because it's femdom. Not even sisters can salvage such shit taste.
>>557600936I didn't. That's illegal and wrong and bad and all that other stuff. If I did, I would question why that's wrong considering it's consensual (super consensual, as a matter of fact)? A woman wants to get bred like a bakery and you've got the cojones to do it, and the only thing saying it's bad is a piece of paper saying two consenting adults can't do what they want because of arbitrary shit another piece of paper says.
>>557601182A girl being your sister isn't "arbitrary shit on a piece of paper."
>>557601270A woman in a committed relationship with me wants me to plow her like a snowed-in road. All other distinctions are just words.
>>557595350>whoever made that one about the chick who got a law degree to make incest legalAoki Kanji?>>557600157>The problem is that said genre is incredibly scant compared to the reverseIn hentai there's nothing scant about it. If you exclude lolicon then it's even more popular than imouto stuff.
>>557600228Well, officer. Incest is legal here so let me answer >>557598441 instead.I'm assuming it would be like a normal relationship but with a much deeper conncection. For one, you've probably known each other since you were little, and two, you already love eacht other so much that you are willing to go against one of humanities biggest taboos. There is also the fact that it would feel better because it's a taboo. All in all, pretty good experience if it's consensual.
>>557601148Would you really hurt your sister's feelings by telling her you don't want her to sit on your face?
>>557599248I don't have a sister but from what I've read, it feels nice in a physical sense but it's also weird and you feel guilty, unless you didn't grow up together. For example doing backshots so you can pretend it's not her.>>557601270Anon, his sister and him just cuddled naked under covers. It's not illegal.
>>557601960>For example doing backshotsYou never turn your back on family.
>>557601536>There is also the fact that it would feel better because it's a tabooThis is cattle reasoning. Scat is also a taboo you know; are you going to find it sexy because of that?
>>557602283Nah, sometimes that's the mood.
>>557602425Fucking your sister's sopping wet sister hole is not comparable to poop.
>>557602497That sounds needlessly cruel! Don't you want to look your beautiful sister in the eyes as you're holding hands (with interlocking fingers)?
>>557602583>holding hands (with interlocking fingers)This is why cowgirl is superior: handholding is kind of impractical if the guy is on top
>>557602583Hand-holding? Eye contact? My, how lewd!
>>557602583Sometimes. At other times the right thing to do is hug her from behind, especially when you want to make it a very energetic hug since it's easier to get leverage that way.
>>557602779Why does Ashley have literally zero rizz? Literally all she needs to do is flash her tits at Andrew instead of constantly uttering retarded porn dialog
>>557602923Because she needs to pretend the flirting is purely teasing and doesn't have real desire behind it. And because her lack of subtlety and finesse is cute.
>>557602923She tried coming on strong and it didn't work. She has to stick to very subtle things like flirting, climbing on top of him, and biting his cheek to avoid the Hysteria Area.
>>557602779>It's over, Andy. I have the high ground!
>>557602425I was thinking of how it is a forbidden relationship so you have to do things secretly/behind peoole's back and how one could find this exciting or thrilling but go on anon, hear the word taboo and immediately think of scat.
>>557594834True, older brothers have more natural influence and control over their sister. Older sisters, on the contrary, are natural whores. You have little to no control over them. You're at their whim. When I was in primary school, my older sister was already railed by other guys, and there was nothing I could do about it. I wish I were never born.
>>557604089Older sisters aren't whores! Okay, yes, older sisters are massive whores, but that makes it all the more romantic when she can be compelled by her little brother to not pursue whoredom! Older brothers get a cute sister served to them on a silver platter, while younger brothers have to fight for a cute sister. It truly speaks to the indomitable Aryan spirit.
>>557605389She's piercing the veil, shut it down
>>557604089>>557604472In my experience it's the little sisters who are whores while older sisters tend to be a bit more responsible.
I work as a bartender. My sister came in one night and ordered a Double Entendre. So I gave it to her.
>>557602823Well, it kind of is when it's with your sister.
>>557606636I tend to prefer older sisters too. I wish mine would jerk me off while calling me a good boy
How long will the, "Andrew and Ashley kissing compilation" be once the full game is released? I'm going to guess about 15 minutes.
>>557606736Kek
My sister is texting me again. In an instant I felt all the misogyny exit my soul, thank you /calg/
Is Ashley really that annoying or Andrew perceives her that way? In a non stressful situation such as barely surviving and being hunted down, do you think she'd still be a bitch?
>>557613359Ashley is sweet and loving and caring and thoughtful and polite. Andrew is just a chimp.
>>557613359Truth is, she never really is as an adult. Andrew is just a whiny bitch.
>>557611504>fumble relationship with sister>she still loves you a lotimagine that.
>>557614014Some drown while some die of thirst...
>>557613359>how come you're out past 9 PM, young man?? come home this instant or I'll kill myself!!
>>557578874Julia will survive EVERY timelineAshley? Not so much
>>557592114>>This habit, formed as a sort of survival instinctEvolutionary psychology is still not real
>>557615576Explain why men that are on good terms aka "bros" immediately attack each other's vulnerabilities and put each other down the nanosecond an 8/10 woman joins their conversation.
>not a single time does Andrew kill Jewlia on the lips >only time is a fakeout and it's revealed to be Ashley>kisses Ashley on the lips 5 timesWhat did Nemlei mean by this?
>>557615761Because these gentlemen are not in fact friends and moreover seem give more than a modicum of a fuck about whores
>>557616113Isn't it obvious? Nemlei wants to kiss Julia and doesn't want Andrew in the way.
>>557615761Anon, do your friends put you down when girls show up? They shouldn't, those are shitty friends
>>557616239Thiumo
>>557563223Cute!
>>557588915I dug out a bunch of disgusting goo much like that out of the bathroom sink today
https://x.com/i/status/2007694096765481157
>>557611504Nice! Do you plan to meet up soon? Maybe you should take her somewhere nice.
>>557621182Cute japshley
>>557621182>>557621515
>>557611504All my misogyny enters my soul every time I see my sister do the dishes
>>557621916Your sister is a SLUT, I don't want to hear about her any more
>>557590774I love the idea, if this really happened, anon you may have found gold. I wish I could have a cute sister like that
>>557590774There has not been a single instance in the history of humanity where A) This happened. And B) A group of girls has gone out and not hooked up with some chad
>>557622302>I don't want to hear about her any moreOk, sorry.
>>557623228You what - I apologize, that was kinda harsh. You should talk about your sister if you want to. But your stories are now forever going to be intrinsically less cute.
>>557623436*You know what
https://x.com/i/status/2023079297507094841
>>557621401Yes, she already set aside some time for me before the spergout, so we'll hang out later this month. Haven't made any actual plans about what to do tho
>>557621182Ani-ue...
>>557517290Next OP image please
>>557625204Should take her to a romantic date on some fancy restaurant and arrange to walk by the love hotel on the way home
>>557625204Do something fun! You people never do anything fun! Amusement park! Water park! Arcade! The zoo!
>>557517290Wifeley an cute
>>557623436>But your stories are now forever going to be intrinsically less cute.Wait, what? What makes you think my sister is a slut?
https://x.com/i/status/2023036250954031607
>>557626724The fact you haven't bent her over the kitchen sink yet and fucked her brains out
>>557626724If >>557155286 wasn't you then I apologize.
>>557628659
Bake-san, remind us: what will be the next OP image?
What's the hottest take about the game you've seen on /calg/?
>>557630756"Ashley is asexual"
>>557630630for a split second i forgot that this was not the desktop threadeither way, nta in question, but who knows?
>>557630861It's definitely not an insane take
>>557601404based aneki spitting truthAoki Kanji writes great sisters
>>557630756tcoaal universe is set on a fictional uk citysince the surname Graves is from english originand the lack of food, health, and hygiene is based from poor conditions around most uk citiesand the fact that Ashley around the game she said "wanker" once is a clear signal that both her and Andrew are in fact british
>>557594834Akao's she/he's not my type is an incredible older sister younger brother series.
>>557632362i mean nemlei did say it is set in a fictional country
>>557632793It's a utopic vision of britain
>>557632963as if britain existed in the first place
>>557632362They use dollars and drive on the right
https://x.com/i/status/2023253792435696012
>>557633952ok but my point still stands
>>557632362>and the fact that Ashley around the game she said "wanker" once is a clear signal that both her and Andrew are in fact britishAndrew says "I bet you bloody love it" in Ch1>>557633952>they use dollarsDo they? I thought they used bucks?
https://x.com/i/status/2023280732702212409
Sex. With sisters.
>>557632362We've settled this already, Coffinland is culturally Finnish and linguistically English
>>557637559Oddly specific Andrew and Ashley
Ashley freaking out at her TV as Andrew takes another hit behind that shit O-line
>>557638790Ashley would hate the fact that many people would be giving Andrew attention
>>557638790He'd stop getting sacked if he'd actually do something with the ball. He literally saw Tight End B was wide open but still wouldn't pass, what the fuck is his problem?
>>557637782>Coffinland is culturally Finnishit isn't, and if it was, then it shouldn't have english names in the first place>b-but some finnish people have also-IT FUCKING DOESN'T AND QUIT LYING ALL THE TIME, YOU BLOODY FAGGET
>>557639295What if the names are just glosses?
>>557637782It's culturally American if anything
Sex. With hussies.
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>>557630756>on /calg/Pseudo science to justify incest.
>>557616239I want Þiu as my eromenos no homo
>>557641643Can you elaborate?
>>557641643Elaborate? Does >>557558276 qualify?
>>557641643>Pseudo science to justify incest.He says, when it's mostly just pointing out the anti-incest stuff is pseudo-science.
So if Nina was alive Andrew could pick between a beautiful and cute girl that is in love with him, is devoted, is not fucked up in the head (probably), smells nice, is cute and they would have perfect babies or he could pick is annoying above average sister and have deformed babies with her.....tough choice....
So if Nina was alive Andrew could pick between a beautiful and cute girl that is in love with him, is devoted, is not fucked up in the head (DEFINITELY), smells nice, is cute and they would have perfect babies or he could pick his annoying dysgenic classmate and have asthmatic babies with her.....tough choice....
>>557649324Imagine breeding with someone who got one-shotted by dust... could NOT be me.
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