Previous: >>557341093>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Sakura Chiyono O (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Sasami Anshinzawa (Pal), SR Tamamo Cross (Guts), SSR Riko Kashimoto (Pal), SSR Tazuna Hayakawa (Pal)Current CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mMain Story Chapter 5 is out01/27 - New Beginnings Part 102/11 - 02/19 - Sakura Chiyono O+Tazuna SSR+Riko SSR Rerun02/13 - 02/19 - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Valentine Taiki Shuttle (3*), Valentine Sounds of Earth (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru, SSR Neo UniverseNew Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
next bread will be butter
I trust this choco.
poor kingu, so close...
Godammit.
CITY LOVE
HOLY SUCCUBUS
>>557360026>Not only did he fix the white line, but fixed the resolutionWell done, stego-kun!
erm what dis dood doin
>>557360112TALK TO DOTO
>2>3>4Fuck you bakushin
>go check out /v/ma>first 10 replies already has currenfags and falcofags fighting and shitflingingbrings a tear to my goddamn eye, we're not so different........
Cafe-chan.
Uhh Bue? The chocolate is kinda salty...
>>557360112this will end with umapyoi
>>557360062Even worse... Oh well, it's nice hearing they're doing (kinda) well at least.
>>557360296I have both of them on my Cap team
>>557360026why did you cut the choco image? I wanted to see it
Digibros, any inherit I should look for? Is Dober/Ryan's actually working for the dirt CM?
To anyone still without a club and looking to find oneLe fishe (formerly Bricked) is not full and recruiting two(2) people.>comfy A+ club>20mil monthly quotaIf you're interested, feel free to reply to this with your Trainer ID so I can send you an invite!
>>557360284Me on the left
Guess who is carrying the team
>>557360434
>>557360485The hag?
but I wanted chocos...
>trainees actually giving you chocolates (with animation)wow this game is so based, not lazy at allthe only thing that's left is a short story for each that's fully voiced
>>557360205this made me laugh really hard
>>557360382fucking based, if I had Falco (PLEASE SPOOK ME NEXT WEEK pls pls pls plssss Falco) I'd do the same
>>557360441According to the umalator only Ryan's
>>557360485I'M WINNEEEEEEEEEEER
>>557360485>Capricorn CM>Winter snowy conditions>SUMMER MaruzenskyThis is hag abuse!!!
>>557360528What an evil uma, giving you vegetable cookies instead of chocolate on V-day.
VODKA CUTECUTE
>>557360497This is more american than Taiki's
awooooooga
WTF Ryan is cute
Still somewhat new, does Uma do anything for White Day?
>>557360673post ""that"" alt
Jordan. Cute, dumb face.
>>557358456Please work on your reading comprehension
>>557360715GENTLE WIFE GENTLE CHOCOLATE
>>557360673>Vodka not absolutely gushing blood from her nose after telling you about her chocolatesI bet her chocos have a slight iron taste to them...
Last call of the day for anyone who wants to join HonseFun, one slot is still open. The anon that applied directly went MIA for the rest of the day, so I'm going to assume he's not from here unless he defends himself otherwise in this threadCome on in, trade shoes, chat in-game, have fun, but please don't leave your umas alone for several days. Reply with your ID to save yourself a spot if you happen to be on cooldown or want an invite from me, or apply directly in-game
>>557360521>>557360610>>557360643The correct answer is THE HUGE BITCH
>>557360810>>557360451Can the two of you just kissYou've been doing this for days now
>>557360726You know, I was going to say something really mean about Ryan but, because of the date, I decided not to. She's okay I guess.
By the way, for oshigamers, make sure to get your favorite's alts because they give you a different variation of chocolate depending on which outfit they have
Onii-sama loves you Rice
>>557360889
Ofevre's gift actually has to simply be the worst
>>557360865NyoThe seat is very warm, it opened up just this morning
>>557360757all gyarus are tsunderes
thank you Gold Ship very cool
>I feel tired, I'm just doing to do an incomplete run and finish my dailies>What could possibly go wrong
>>557361057Helios? Palmer?
Why is she like this?
HOLY FUCK the worst run in a hot minute>Multiple runs were 2nd or 3rd place for no reason>Zero good rainbow hits, even tho I have a 4s2p deck>The most rainbows I ever had was 2spe, 2pow, not 3 or 4spe>Literally lost the final 4th place twice in a row
Did anyone face Mummy Creek in the CM?She's just that hard to build, eh?
There’s a pun about wanting chocolate from Hishiama here, but I’ll refrain.
SHE IS SO EVILI'LL TAKE THEM ALL
TICKEZOOOO
>>557360026why is she in the middle of nowhere
>>557360837what strat are you using? Sasami's purple skill into Hishi's ult? I've seen that in some people's matches and it's been remarkably effective, very clever.
>needs to waste many grandparent slots for dirt sparks to get dirt A>the mile spark has even less of a chance to trigger nowI'm not even gonna bother with Mile S at this point.
>>557360742jp onry
>>557360769Please, don't let the joke go over your he- ah that's just impossible huh
hah, got her
>check /v/ma>apparently Teio and Teiobros image in there have already tanked as wellWhat the fuck
>>557361248When you first meet her, it's on some random trip you end up taking. You meet her playing Harmonica and end up walking together until you get to this place. It also starts raining and trainer just goes fuck it and starts full sprinting, and then she also starts running after you and then picks you up and you essentially ride a horse. It's a very sentimental gesture.
>>557361342You'd better hope this goes over your head!
>>557361108usually her gifts have hidden meaning behind them like the seabream she keeps giving usno idea on tuna though... tastes like fish...
>>557361424being fat & retarded will do that
>>557361454ok but did she need to go all the way out there just to give you chocolatei read her story already
>>557361256strat? she just runs
>>557361565It's important.
>>557361531I'll take being fat and retarded to whatever their image is on the other board
>>557361424Teiobros are the most oppressed minority.
>>557360012>various other ingredienteshmm
>>557361236cutie
>>557361634Umanko juice and asbestos
posting JP propaganda and you CAN'T STOP ME!
>>557361424you could be a ryanbro. we have our own personal janny with a hateboner against us
Worst day 1 i've had possibly even worst than taurus. So many losses to absolute nonsense rng and terribly built umas. Sprint is officially the worst CM type by a large margin IMOTried 3 LS but none even came close to winning.
love you too gold city...
are you ready for the sexiest concert yet with MANT?
>>557361757post chiyo plus deck and stat parent sparks>>557361817>JP subtitlesmooooooooooods
>>557360927onii-sama loves her very much.
Have you ever considered /v/ma may be a subset of /uma/ postersWhere else does /v/ma go when their hobo tent gets swept away in a high tide or by a jannie
Oh, huh, current JP banner is actually an all Uma banner (except for the Premium horses). Sucks that I have to save but would've been nice to go for more Uma.
>>557361886El Condor Passes Away...
>>557360382It's a kino rivalry that happen only on sprintkino.
>>557360026do those animations trigger on their own or do I have to go somewhere specific in the menu?
>>557361424The term teiobro comes from /v/ma, idk why but something about teio just brings the worst posters ever.
>>557361849chiyo started the day great with 4 wins in a row, and lost several more with baffling rng. spark is like 2 wit, 15 power, they're not great parents.
>>557361932are they calling it a bait banner too?
>>557361932>an all Uma banner BUT THEY SAID THEY WOULD NEVER DO THAT AGAIN!>premiums horseshuh?
>planning my future rollsMan, this shit is easy.All it takes is spending real life money once every month, and twice more every 6 months.
>>557361932just wait for the anniversary, you are gonna get spooked anyway
>>557361135don't bother responding to retards, Jordan, Palmer, and Helios are definitely not tsuns. Shichi is, but she's an exception.
>>557361424Glad my favorite uma and her fanbase will never have a rep that bad
>>557362012Click this then pick whoever you want. Has to be rank 9 or above.>>557362074"Premium horses" are the semi-limited ones. The ones that can't be ticketed. Gentildonna, Ofevre, Jungle Pocket etc
>>557362134wait a moment, that's not Flower
>>557362056>2spe4wit with confusing parent sparks>yet this motherfucker makes my dream happenI hate youuuuuuuuuuuuuu I get fucked whenever I try to run her sprint/mile mode like this>>557362195>Gentle wife is a PREMIUM HORSENot sure how to feel about this...
>>557361141Now poke her until you get the second line... You've been tricked by the trickster!
>>557361589I thought her ult didn't proc or didn't grant accel if her hp were too high, which it allegedly is on CapricornI'm not running Akebono (I did luckshit her during all-uma banner but didn't have time to learn her), so I don't know, myself.
>>557362301I'd rather have the fish though.
STINKO WINDY!
>>557362418My favorite
>>557362262hm? shes not hard to do sprint. 10 goes right to A. Thing that sucks is basically zero chance of beating maru. Head on sure would be nice, fucking cyjew
>>557362418sexoi wanna touch itwanna make her blushmake the boy red faces
>>557361424>teiobros are pissdrinking in /v/ma
Where does Opera O keep getting the money for shit like this?
It's really hard to not be like the rest
Do they reset the limited carat offers at 1st anniversary?
>>557362482Me = Bad at game, unga bunga, pls unstanSome races fuck me all the time for some reason, something about this one is oddly difficult for me.>>557362601Brian-kun nyooo...
>>557361007she's expecting (You) to fill the cup with chocolate
Marry.
>>557362710Kek
>>557362750
>>557362789>(GT]96318665_p0.png>(GT]whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>557362789Where are her ears?
>>557361775tsun levels critical
>>557360927>>557361861*onee-sama
>>557361007You simply have to cum in the chalice
>>557362789>human earsI hate non-canonical artworks
>>557362865I can see them
>>557362789
First Teio run finished. I gotta accept that the Kita + Fuku highrolls I got in the first week of obtaining her aren't a regular thing. Shame about the 2* pace but 3* stam is 3*stam.
I want to settle with Rice and Bourbon in a happily polyamorous marriage
>>557361007accept someone else's chocolate and then she'll put more effort into her gift
>>557361007is it just a fancy goblet, or is it sugar glass shaped into a fancy goblet
>>557362789akikawa is not an umamusumeshe is an ushimusume
TORENA-SAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING FOR VALENTINES DAY
>>557362953>Anon gives advice on how to make Orfe kill her trainer for committing infidelity
>>557362837hmmmm...buttchocolate...
>>557362893I'm not a tranny
kingu waifu
>>557363045holy SEX
cafe...
>>557362418
>>557363081
>>557362893show tits or gtfo
>>557363045I'm fine with this
>>557362893heathen.
>>557362789The cat stays
>>557362851I didn't feel like retyping the text in english with photoshop...
>>557363136gween tea
>>557363142funny VAcute boy dog>>557363159VERY based reply
DOG
>>557363051Sleeping in.
>>557363142i will now roll for her
>>557363159New kingu altWithout the mask of course
>>557363159>exposing kingu's titsNOOOOO YOU'LL GET BANNED BRO
>>557363142Shinko Weaky.
>>557362893The only Laisu yumejoshi I've encountered commissions her female trainer OC with her every now and then
>>557363136She put something or at least her friend did
>>557363267>>557363303CUTE! ARTHUR CHOCO!>>557363263Not the problem I'm trying to point out here...
>>557363136Do you have her regular version? I don't have her at 9 so I can't see it myself.
I can't fucking read french, what did she mean by jesus
>>557363470Why they lie?
>>557363159i prefer this one
>>557363470>Cute dog gets caught confession to mother>Cygames openly supporting incestHOLY FUCKING BAAAAAAAAAAAAASED>>557363508>Cute lil swordCuuuuuuuuuuute
>>557363508"I am yours forever"
Tannhauser my beloved
>>557362601Banchos too beast
We literally play a fucking sports anime game about rivals making each other work harder to succeed, and we have a fucking CLONED VERSION OF OURSELVES SITTING RIGHT THERE ON /v/, and we aren't constantly trying to challenge them to races? That's my issue with the thread splits. It's the setup for greatness, but nobody can see it... Can't you feel it, /uma/? The hot blooded rivalry in your veins?
Did they add new general lines to the home screen? I'm getting a bunch that I don't remember ever seeing before.
>>557363508Small sword or BIG choco?
>>557363567Based
>>557363508>>557363576>it's realholy shit
>>557363508I am...something something for.... I don't remember french class
have you ever noticed that willd horses, specially those who roam the southeast coast islands, look more healthy and stronger than the ones you see on ranches? probably because of natural selection ensures the strongest survives. if we were to train these umas, do you think they can win G1 races pretty easily?
>>557363610giga-beast
>>557363613/v/ is half terrible casuals that belong in open league half great trainers that already join our rooms.
Post winrates
>>557363448Young people don't use google translator anymore?
I NEED TO HAVE SEX WITH MAYACCHI
>>557363613See>>557362601
>>557363613I can feel too much 'tism in your post
>>557363613What's stopping you from dropping a lobby in their thread right now?
>>557363508"I am yours forever"fuck it hurts to read that>tfw a cute uma will never say that to you
Wife Wifelo
>>557363452
>>557363794Why haven't you talked to Fuku yet?!??!!!!
>>557363687The japanese right under it says "from your sword"The PS is also the dork asking you to give it a worthy name so she can call a new technique that name.
>>557363576>>557363687I kneel dogo
>>557363159>>557363567For me, It's Armor King TWO>>557363508>>557363576>>557363687Note, I'll cut this out of global when I have to translate it.>>557363791My issue is the fact that the filename has been fucked with, meaning I can't press teh funny "pixiv button" on your post, like I can with the image you just posted.
>>557363741I don't care, they have a whole list of clubs. We could LITERALLY HAVE A TOURNAMENT, WE COULD HAVE 4CHANMI RIGHT FUCKING NOW. There could be brackets and everything, we would rile up the thread drawfags enough to generate OC about it... You feel it too, don't you?
>>557363794>curren whore teases you>mayawife kisses youBest girl confirmed
>>557363613It could be fun. We should do a versus between Platinum players from this CM
>>557362601I love Brian and Hayahide and I think their story goes pretty heavy. I'm going to have some feels when I get to these parts of the manga.
>>557363867>She has multiple of the same cat cup with different accentsCute. Thanks.
>>557363045marvey bros whats our response???
>>557363972Fat
>>557363929Ask em then.
Can some JPgod post fuku's Valentine's present? Please...
>>557363950>FUCKING SACHERTORTEHOLY SHIT PLEASE AAAAAAAAAAAAAHonestly expected some simple shit like baumkuchen, or maybe some niche shit like kalter hund, not a fucking SACHERTORTE
>>557363929Sounds fun, I don't have the willpower or planning capacity to do something like that
>>557364059Marvey would be happy and so am I
>>557363913>I can't press teh funnyohh, sorry sorry. I will conserve the name file next time, despite using the translator. tenkyuu!
>>557363904She's talking with Shiraoki-sama I don't want to interrupt
>>557363972cute fatty with tender thighs
>>557363913You will be dead by that moment
>>557363929>>557363837
>>557364043is that the Cingray manga or another one? As a new fan of Banchou's I'm interested
>>557363929Sounds dumb. I barely join rooms here because I’m always prepping for the next CM when I’m playing.
>>557363972SPECHUD HATE
>>557364126threesome it is then
>>557364093Sorry...
>>557360927awwwww laisu is so precious
>>557364093gomen... she's not at bond 9 unfortunately
>>557363950I would eat it
>>557364093I saw it in another thread, don't ask me where
>>557363929If you organize it, I'll join you
>>557364108Looks delicious.
>>557363929I do, but how would it be organized? who would do it? would you? why haven't you? constant uma discussion is b& on /v/, how would we maintain accurate communications?
>>557363972>super cute lil animation>those eyes>the ears>the wear wiggling>NO SOUND>>557364143Just a minor bit of autism is all.>>557364313>I'd eat one of the best cakes there is
>Activate every single accel skill out the gate>Immediately pace down to 6thWhen's the next long?
this is too adorable
>>557364184You have so soul. Go back then, go train your next CM winner. Who is it this time, Oguri? Taiki? Daring today, are we?>>557364162>>557364110>>557364074>>557364039YES. I CAN'T DO IT THOUGH SORRY. I'm reading on my couch and I can't be bothered to get up and go to my PC. The heater is too comfy here... Surely someone else will carry the torch. I'm really more of an idea guy anyway.
>>557364356that guy never has sound with his animations
>>557364427holy fuck this is so perfect and on point lmao
>>557364427holy fuck that drawing
>>557364427S O V L
Best Valentine's Day ever.I love Creek.
>>557364427>DAAAAAAAISUKICute
>>557364427Be honest, would you be mad if your girlfriend did this instead of just buying some high end storebought chocolate?
why is she at my room
Ahhh my precious oshi. DIGITAN LOVE
>>557364569Umapyoi
>>557364479Eh?... Nande kore?>>557364567>Would you be mad if your GF gifted you something HAND MADE over some storebought slop?
>>557364569esl-chama...
>>557364445Just do it, otherwise no one will. The boys over there are very friendly and the good trainers are elite (when you ignore the shitters). See if you get a few bites.
>>557364093>>557364218>>557364257bros...
>>557364569You know why.
>>557364570I'VE BEEN SPAMMING HER FOR A GOOD WHILE NOW AND I CANT LISTEEN THER OTHER VALENTINES VOICELINE
>>557364427My wholesome daughterino.
>>557362951polygamy is bad, anon
>>557364627the guy who made that animation never adds sounds to his animations
>>557364108>simple shit like baumkuchen,
I'm queuing
>>557364784its ok to have a harem in anime, nothing ever goes wrong
>>557364816Alright, fine, fuck you too! I didn't expected some uma to gift (You) PREMIUM baumkuchen, okay!?
>lost to a perfect rushing gale proc from 9th placefuck this CM
this valentine stuff is heartwarming but also pathetic at the same time
>>557364816
>>557363716they'd probably win the longer G1s more often
>>557364931That's what romance is
If I somehow win this whole thing my ranking is going to be in the 20 thousands... or the 20s, I forgot if the bigger or smaller numbers indicate your jobber level.
>>557364816>a premium dessert like baumkuchenKitasan Black could NEVER
>>557364931I doubt a bunch of single anons have anything better to do.
>>557364093Why not ask in the jp thread?
>>557363791>check that artists page>full of super cute ulalasomething inside me can't take a cute lil girl like her cry, much less struggle, it's painful and I wanna skip/ignore it.
No wonder she gets cucked...
>>557364816Is she rich?
why the fuck is air groove so strong in sprintslop no one told me this
>>557365062lmao. cuck falco cant help herself.
>>557365134Kinda. Her parents are famous. Her entire family is. It's why she puts a lot of pressure on herself.
LET ME IN DIGITAN
>>557363716>unique animation I don't know>oddly fresh feeling voice actorpost the sound of her dying while coughing/puking
lmfao it's straight as fuck
>>557365062rounder
>>557364784>the child of the person you probably are still in love, from an active mariage Auch auch auch
>>557364445Both, actually. CMs are really the only exciting part about this game for me. I don’t really care for the inter-thread rivalry. As far as I know, it doesn’t even really exist.
>>557365062>daisukiKek why is she so autistic, her retarded trainer would never get it if it's that subtle
>>557365236>>557365262duality of umas
>>557364567>girlfriendnow you're just being MEAN
>>557365139she might be strong but I don't like her so even if she was ultra meta I still wouldn't train her.
>>557365236Ugh, that reminds me of that entire cookie bar cake I ate from Costco by myself a few weeks ago. It was so good but I felt sick for a long while.
>>557365273>daisukiHow the fuck would they even translate this in global
>>557364956Duramente looks like THAT?!
>>557365395Vertically, L-O-V-E-U, usually. But I doubt they’ll go that route. Probably just L-O-V-E.
>>557365395They won't even translate "date" when it's already written clearly. This just gives them an excuse to completely ignore it
>>557365395L-o-v-e-u?
>Constant poor moodepic
>>557365395>How will they censor this?Like they did Cafe(?) going "date date date" before they removed it outright
This isn't chocolate...?
>>557365517We still fucked Cafe and trannylators can't do nothing about it
>Tazuna has the same birthday as Tok*no Min*ruWhat could this mean...
>>557365395ILoveYou
>>557365592erm...
>Manage to beat thisSo... when are the SEA children waking up?
trannylators need to die
Good news: S3 megane Uma no one give a damn about turns out to be very cute. Her winning pose is so Canopus, a proper Team Canopus member.https://x.com/i/status/2022514455486365933
>>557365592>Tickets to some kind of event/showLiterally the type of gift a dude would make to his wife. VERY on point for her character.>Those giant wiggling titsGodDAMN
>4/5oh nice maybe this time i'll won't suffer too mcuh>1/5>1/5
>>557365592No it's a ticket for a Restaraunt date. Which is arguably better. At least it's not>A FUCKING CUP
>>557365665>gamblemaxxerI respect the man
>>557365134He is one Sunday Racing club horses, I think it's safe to assume that every Uma with connection to them is either extremely loaded or at worst, comes from a middle class.
>>557364183Star Blossom. Tankoban volume 5 features Brian and sis pretty heavily and it seems that's what's getting English translations right now. I'm still slowly working through volume 1 in Japanese myself.
>>557365683They also revealed that she's Windy's unknown roommate
El? what the fuck? Chili????
>>557365683>3-5sec>literally cums???>>557365738Roll cuz I want the baumkuchenRoll cuz GENTLE WIFEROLL ROLL ROLL CFdont caredont caredont caredont caredont careRoll cuz CUTE
>>557365783she gives you spicy chocolate during career too
Don't post the Taiki Valentine gift
>>557365683It's the screentime man
I haven't see the chocoram posted yet.
>>557365839
Belnobros...
>>557365783>>557365831forgot image
>>557365886>chocoram
>>557365592she's fucking stacked holy shit
>>557365946holy FUCK that is funny as hell lmao
>>557365946>this is worth 62k dollars on the market
>>557365592pointy ears
>>557365946this is amazing
>>557365946Damn Torena-san is filthy rich now
>>557365946RICHEST toreina on the campus!
>>557365697At least you went 4/5.
>>557365839Any problems with it?
You will roll for your canon wife.
>>557365946I cannot wait for this event to be in global holy moly
DID YOU KNOW that Oguri cap (as in peak) had THREE retirement ceremonies so despite her first ceremony at tokyo claiming she will now perform her last run she does it 2 more times anyway
>>557365517>Cafe censoredwhat? did I miss something?
>>557366172
>>557365592I was expecting a collar and leash...
>it's Valentine's Day >Jpanons are bringing chocolates to our thread to share with usI-its not like we like you or anything!!
Almost thought I got redirected to /umaJP/ again because of all these JP posts and failed the witcheck but turns out this is /uma/
Which time is more dangerous? The western time that is full of whales, or SEA time, that is full of tryhards?Also have anyone figured out the middle between the two times to have the best matchmaking possible
https://x.com/karihuraumamune/status/2022516160693198993More proof that Tazuna is, in fact, [redacted]
Never go head to head with Biwa. You will lose
>>557366286 >>557366269https://youtu.be/d-LtMpDw9B0?t=13>>557366273>giant tats>tail grabbingBASED
>>557366156>still over a week away.Please make her banner come sooner, I'm ready to spark..
>>557365236Perfection..
>>557366273Who is this even supposed to be? Adult Director?
>>557366172It was her last run on that racetrack, witGODTokyo, Kyoto and Nakayama... i'm not sure if it was those 3 though
>>557366413what the FUCK is even happening in this one lmao
Some monster Uraras out there, lads. Watch yourself.
ehehehe
>>557365210The second line is locked behind bond level. Stop neglecting your smelly otaku rapist wife.
i hecking hate getting agemasen'd out of speed star reeeeee
>>557366413>ring light reflection
Orange wife...
https://x.com/TheSaudiCup/status/2022476132428489096DENSETSU NO UMAMUSUME
>>557365264ook eek la
>>557366413>reddit light reflection
>comes directly to your roomaiiiieeee
>>557366498>lateno scare
what the fuck
>>557365697>1/5>0/5>1/5I don't even want to make Group A anymore, I would just get eliminated round 2 because cyjews are faggots who thought that was a good idea for the game.
>>557365005higher is usually bigger total WR%. Problem is, you can get matched with absolute dogshit A umas on cap and rng timing lets them win. I lost to a 11k taiki. Im not sure i ever even lost to something that low in the first CM
Whats my bro's and Kris S's chocolate like?
>>557366664>A FULL FUCKING DINNER with MEATExpected this from Brian, not her
>mass of flesh and nippleshot
it's curren chan and her cheerleaders
Are JPanons really desperate for (You)s that they post here? Even though they have a Grass Wonder image that specifically mocks global for the times we accidentally post there.
>the dive schizo is backoh boy
>>557366735it's actually just a snack
>>557366735>dinner wih veggiesNo way in hell would Brian cook that
>>557366735Brian would make it so the dinner is ONLY meat. Catch up anon
>>557366836why are you triggered by valentines content
>>557366664I really hope that sauce isn't chocolate
i prefer the chocolate posting to more posts seething about sprintslop
>>557366892>>557366887VERY good point, my mistake.>>557366885>meat>bread>SAUCE>a SNACKsuuuuuuuuuuuuure
>>557366720
>>557366836>Grass Wonder image???
>>557366735Brian's is actually cute. It's funny though, she leaves a simple message "gift for you", and Biwa adds onto it and apologizes for how simple Brian's message is just her way of saying thank you.
Would you eat Laurel's laced macarons?
So what does Brian actually give you...?
>>557367035sex
>>557366981Yeah thats my bro!
>>557367035Brownies with banana chips
>>557366998and tells you it's just her way of saying thank you*
>>557366981MY BRO!>>557366998CUTE! I WANT IT!
>>557367020I still have no clue what a macaron is
>>557366998lmaooo look at this washed up clumsy BITCH
>>557366324They both have their upsides/downsides.Whale hours>Expect S Umas minimum>deck of MLB cards>probably decent skills>But likely to have crammed so many SSR cards in their deck that some chains won't finish>High chance they're just relying on inflated stats (maxed speed, power, wit) to win which means you can steal a win if you're luckySEA>decks are less powerful but they'll likely have the right skills for the CM>comparatively easier but if the dice rolls the wrong way you can get dumpstered by perfect skill activation>expect them to have great white sparks and green skills too.Pick your poison.I think people have said queueing up like ten hours after reset is the safest, but your mileage may vary
I like chocomint
Brian LOVE
>>557364183That manga stars another Uma who is an even more traditional Bancho
YES I WANT MORE MOOD DOWN EVENTS BEFORE RACES PLEASE
>>557366974it's gamer fuel
>>557366634Now you have to cum directly into her womb
>>557366634>Still My Wife is this strongnaruhodo..........
>>557367105>>557366998Oh and to add on to this, she's tells you if you have a problem with the Banana chips go blame Biwa since it was her idea.
its the hecking 4chan logo!!!!
>>557367131french oreo, but with soft biscuit
>>557367158I would eat this
>>557366997
>>557367286Haha, that's my heckin' Fine Motion!
>>557366324 I get my most wins around 9-10 PM pacific time. No idea what that correlates to in terms of SEA time.
>>557366324isn't it in around 2 or 3 hours from now? America goes to sleep and is morning/noon for SEA
>>557367354delete this
>>557367354Fucking kek
She's too powerful
actual sprint ace btw
>No longer have to worry about my one recovery whiffingThank you, Aryan woman
>>557366974a snack for umas, oguri would consider a 3 course meal a snack
i am lactose intolerant
>>557367020>sending you a preview of her pussy on valentines
>>557367551lategroove stocks rising up
Windy...https://x.com/i/status/2022503753606402322
>>557367583kek
What did she mean by this choco
>>557367551the rank ug guy is like top 3 in team trials rankings pretty surebeat a giga whale
>>557367354Why did Seiun steal her trainer's pipe?
>>557367664She made it from the heart.FIguratively.
>>557367583Just tolerate it, are you an idiot?
Does getting marked by an uma actually happen or is at all hearsay
>>557367513cute cute cute cute cute cute
>>557367664That choco makes it look like she wants you to cum buckets inside her that it spills outOr just my porn brain
>>557367746It is real and canon
uhh im sure this brian can cook
>>557367746Uhhhh Still in Love literally marks you with a bite
>>557367401this was my last ticket from Saggy Tetris R2 Day 2 Group A so you might be onto something here
>>557367774>troon cupsoh no no no
>>557367664(you) are devouring her heart
>>557367834where wit?????
>>557367583
>>557367664it's colored that specific red so you will feel like actually eating SiL's heart
Still in Love bakes you a fucking pie
noodles?
>>557367186This girl is such a menace
>>557367834>corner accel
sorry what?
>>557367934It looks good and I'd give her a pie in return if you catch my drift ;)
>>557367945I don't know who's the better ragebaiter, her or Ofevre.
Cookies from grandma
>>557368051No I don't, actually.
Gingerbread house...Also the way she wrote "ARIGATOU" to make it obvious to her trainer makes me feel so bad for Falco's
>>557366941sorry anon, but...
>>557367789pretty sure she means the first. a smart move from Sutiru
https://youtu.be/Z4czYN3SgrsMANT guide outpeep it
JPfags should stop their spam and go back to their own thread.
>>557368167kill yourself
>>557368051Ahhh I get it, that makes sense. She bakes you a pie and in return you bake her one as well.
>>557368167/v/f again?
>>557367354just stealing /v/ma OC, are we? naughty naughty
>>557367945i miss soba set meals
JPfags should continue their posting and stay back in their rightful thread.
>>557368167buy an ad
Now this is a pleasant surprise
>>557368251This. Go back already. This is the en thread not your moonrune bullshit
>>557368135GIMME!
>>557368152holy shit this rules
>>557367583so are most nips, but they still consume dairy products
Post more jp valentines
>>557368167>he killed the dacchi MANT tournament just so he could post his own video guide...
premium ass pudding
>>557368135>I hope we can continue running together for a long time to come9 years is a pretty long time so she’ll be getting her wish
>>557368249>Reposting stuff is stealing.It's happened twice itt and no one is complaining.
>looks like a prim and proper lady>sounds like a gigastacy whorewhat did cygays mean by this?
>>557368143>>557368242Wrong, it's unprotected sexual intercourse
just took +1 left handed when I already had it maxed
>>557367020What do you mean? I ate her macarons and I don't feel any different.Now if you'll excuse me I'm gonna take a little nap and then get back to training Laurel...
I'm truly amazed at how far Sweepy has advanced. It can do a parent run in Unity faster than me at this point.
>>557368365thats a big fucking pudding holy buono
>>557368152I fuckin love this idiot...
>>557368249This isn't twitter ,get over it tard
>MANT guide using the nip version with QOL enabled and modern balance patcheslol, lmaoThis dude's only video on his channel is an 8min MANT guide from 3 years ago with no mean spirited gaslighting with the MANT we will get soonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUpJqL3qItU
>>557368375>it happened twicelying is a SIN!
Happy VDay umadacchis
>>557368314keep seething
A fucking croquette pita sandwich
Just realized that popular uma twitter accounts are mostly based in Hong Kong, which horse racing is popular already. The rest are pre-global neckbeards that barely talk about the game.
>this is considered a f2p friendly deckif you have more than 1 SSR in your deck its no longer F2P
>>557368428>OG dev made basic translations and maybe other adjustments>Has to stop working on it so some angry tranny continues working on it, makes good changes, including making unity work (probably copied code from the chinese original)>shimps out hardcore, so a /uma/ anon takes over>makes a ton of really good changes, additions and other improvements>goes so far that chinese tell the original dev to copy his code additions, same for some sloptuber faggots that have botswithout a doubt the best dev so far
I already miss sloptime and SEAtime
>>557368493CB's a free spirit. At least she didn't tie it to a balloon or something
>>557368550but that is f2pin jpbuy an ad
>>557361952You ruined it>El Condor Pasa way
>>557368428
do macarons actually taste good? i don't think i've ever tried one irl
>>557368404Aiiiieeeeeeee....
>>557368465>mirror bullshit left and right>arm cut offEVEN THE STEGO-BRO DID BETTER THAN YOU, NTR-ANON!>>557368493Don't care for the pita whatever the shit, but It's CB, so I'll eat it!>>557368613>Larp gundam talking to a real oneWhoa
>>557368465Inchou is so luxurious...
>>557368652They are umazing. No cap, you really should try them.
>>557368554NTA, I'm like 99% sure I know Sweepydev irl based on prose in his devnotes and if that's actually him, we both work in OpenAI
every time you see vivlos just remember that Charles moans in her voice if you pay him 20 dollars
>>557368464>>557362710Not like it matters. Oh wow something got reposted in an imageboard! The horror!
>>557368550I have all of those cards (except Fuku) and I'm F2P.I only have Kita, Marvy, and Tachyon at MLB thoughNow buy an ad
>>557368652They are super good but pretty expensive. I kinda get it though cuz they're really annoying and difficult to make
>>557368152I bet that gingerbread is left over from Christmas
oh yes the choco burger
>>557368652Yes, I eat them all the time since my mom works at a bakery.
>>557368657Yeah, told you umapyoi.
>>557368652Tastes like wafers and jam
>>557368703Ask him.
My Fine...
>>557368652I wish they tasted like burgers considering they're shaped like one
??????????fukukitaru what is this
>TP full all day>Career I started last night is still pre-debut>Just want to go to bed or maybe play a bit of HitmanIs it over for me?
>>557368670
Could those of you with successful Suzuka's (either winning or blocking) please post their builds? thnx
>>557368778>choco burger>strawberry pizzaSomeone need to remove Taiki license to cook and promote her to head chef
very japanese
>>557368657Both loves are dangerous...
>>557368652they're greatthey're one of the few things the french deserve to be praised for
>>557368703How does it feel to know you are contributing to the downfall of western civilization.
STOP SHARING JP SHIT
>>557368847Tasty
>>557368851
maybe this needs to be compiled for the greater good. All the valentines, I mean
>>557368830She's there for a fun time, not a winning time
Post Nice Nature valentine
>>557368926Learn to ignore it, if you cut the (You) supply they will go back to twitter.
>>557368703Nani!? Like the other anon said, ask him, I'm legit a bit curious now. Doesn't matter much since his work says enough, but might as well.>>557368856You've got to do better, NTR-kun!
>>557368652they taste great, but you should probably avoid picrel. who knows what's laced in there
cygames started doing these digitally because for granblue they shit the bed after 7 years of physical valentines day cards and people got really fucking mad that it took a whole year to deliver a single card
>>557368926nyoooo
i bet curren whore gives you store bought chocolate
Sam Alt/uma/n
>Sprint S on a lowroll runNo....
>>557368476just give ebayan the donut already...
>>557369065>Sweepy is potentially being made by underlings of this giant jew HACKFRAUD FAGGOTHonestly funny if true.
>>557369126Nah, fatty needs to lose weight
>>557368926>>557368993this is uma generalwe share uma things heregrow up
>>557368984
>>557369062NTA, I'm like 99% sure I know who you are irl based on prose in his devnotes and if that's actually him, we both work in Wendys
please don't be suspicious of any gifts from french umas. the notion that the french like to rape torenas and laced food with rape drugs is nothing but a myth>t.
>>557368851Drop a rice shower sticker in chat and danchou might help you get motivated
>Talk about HIM>He pulls THIS>>557369180>No colors except for the condomBased.
>>557368847rigged choco fortune cookies
>>557368984wow actually looks great
>>557369195wrong reply?
>>557368550I spent 350 bucks on Kitasan run 1 and only got LB2. Can I still call myself a F2P?
>>557369258just added cards from JPiggie, nothing major
>>557369062She makes you an eclair, actually.
>>557369287CUTE!>no condomsSLUUUUUUT
>>557369136Just 2 billion more carats bwoFull MLB deck soon bwo
I can't read
>>557368926>shop discussing the exact thing this thread is for
>>557369373Except it's not you retarded stegonigger. There is literally a fucking JP thread where this shit is actually on topic
>>557369361I was obsessed with this movie back in my fascist days
>>557367583Just eat onions products
70 % winrate on single ace taishin. I was expecting b finals, so I have hope now.
>>557369126His fat ass was 580 kg last they checked. He needs to go on a diet
>>557369357You VILL give him more carats so he kan buy more RAM sticks>>557369413OISU! *breaks ribs*
>>557369136ai people are so funny theyre currently spamming death threats because some old model got shut downa truly pathetic group of people for a disgusting csam enabling technology
How the fuck does everyone have Curren this cm?
obsessing over parent building was a mistake I should've made actual aces and I should've not played other video games
>>557369550all-uma banner
Dictus...
>>557369413Oh? It's different for every alt, that's a nice touch
>>557369506>Screaming about OpenAI, a company bleeding BILLIONS, is shutting down one of their DOG SHIT modelsFucking lmao
>>557367961But I like her shark teeth
>>557369550she's a slut who wants to suck every torena's cock in a single cm
>>557369413This is why I love Nature
>>557369550We all fell for her cuteness.
>>557369554Hi ESLbwo, your eigo is already pretty good but a better way to say that last part is "I shouldn't have played other video games"
>>557369550same reason everyone had Taishin CM8 and Suzuka CM7CM filters for people that are interested in the game enough to have the characters and build them but we win regardless
>>557368957Nah just continue more. Just keep posting and maybe post the same thing over and over again
ohamile
>>557368996
>>557369506>>557369598Femcels used it as an imitation husband. They're so mad because OpenAI just killed the only "man" that will ever love them.
I guess it's time for bed.
>>557369550>Curren when she sees a sweaty balding ojisan who doesn't have her in his roster
Mr sweepy if you're reading this wouldn't the chinese card name thing be easy to fix if internally sweepy used the actual card ids instead of grouping them by stat and then you just get the names out of the text_data table in master.mdb? category 150 in text_data has all the card names.
I like Curren as a character but I can't get over her outfit, those exposed shoulders are so slutty
>>557369667Give me a break nigger, I've been up for a day and reply to this post or your aces will late start
>>557369747Nobody runs like that.
>>557369443>jp thread was made by a splitter who wanted to make his own soccer team>threads last for weeks because no one caresno thanks tachyon bro i rather have an active thread than 2 dead threads
post suzuka vallentine
>>557369725gn bwo. You'll soon wake up to a glorious day where the great admire japan is coming
>>557369709she's so fucking cute
>>557369710>Called stego out on his slightly busted video>He fixed it>Call out NTR-kun on his very stinky video>He fixed it>JP bros and Globalbabs getting alongTonight is a good night. Good job, NTR-kun.
>>557369845she's like a cuter falcon
>>557369757saying the super n word won't remove your ESL status
>>557369443>>557369798its probably the same guy falseflagging so his thread gets any people at allbrother JP is having its anni and valentines, we can talk about it here and not in a weird little clique
Whats thecsite to look up the valentines chocos? I wanna check out Kris
>>557369879Unlike falcon, she doesn't beat around the bush
>>557369941TWO??
>>557369941my worst nightmare
>>557369821
>>557368428I had it make my pasa ace for this cm and it has a 50% win rate somehow better than what I can make apparently
>>557369901this guy was replying to hundreds of pics of jp umas with the same "fuck off to the jp thread" reply for the past week, bro must be tweaking out or real dedicated to this act
>>557369941
>>557369862My girl would never settle for mediocrity, she carries the hopes of all her fans. So why I shouldn't do the same?
>>557368441this video completely ignores the fact that Kitasan Black is an auto include because you dont want to run a CM without professor of curvature
>>557370057Ain't that thing supposed to be on a wheelchair
STOP CLIMBING THE STAIRS RIKO YOU'LL DIE
>>557370083can you export the settings you used?
>>557370027The right is the one from the wedding event IIRC.
>>557370057>walking cripple
Anyone got the Ted Cruz edit of this card?
wtf
>>557369941Their heads are awfully round.
>>557368441I cannot explain why, but this guy really sounds like he browses 4chan.
>>557370105>>557370147i fucked her so hard her legs spontaneously work again
>>557369550I pulled her on her banner and got herI was hexed by her ult animation
>>557370096>My girl would never settle for mediocrity>He says while posting black barsIt's better than mirror faggotry, but the same amount of wasted space.
>>557370105>>557370147SHE JUST CANT WALK MUCH, OKAY!?!
40 off from capped speed, overstammed (bad luck forced me to go for a gold stam skill), 692 witlet and very unimpressive skills but at least my Brian hit sprint S so I will throw her in my team tomorrow so I can have a full oshi team. Sorry Fuji!>>557370118She's walking as slowly as possible so her lungs don't give out on her
>>557369862this is how /uma/ was always meant to be
>>557362947>Drop a wit card>End up with the same amount of wit>Still roided a NPC statlineNo idea how I got so bad at this. I think sprint training rotted my brain.
>>557368441There have been no changes to mant on jp apart from stat caps and some qol like making sure using muffin+bitter juice applies the mood down before the mood up, recording guides on current patch is mostly fine.
ok this is a little ridiculous you still NEED to trainSOMEWHERE in here its not just a racing sim
I'm usually welcoming of our JPbros and JP content but there should be a clear line when to stop. I'm pretty sure I've seen some of these valentines gifts already multiple times previous thread and this thread. It's fine if there are discussions or replies to them but half of these are random posts.
>>557369550I pulled on her banner because it was up when I made my account and I didn't realize how beneficial it would have been to reroll for MLB on the Super Creek banner.
hag.... this fucking hag...
>>557370317>Those statsI WANT THAT SO BAD HOLY SHIT>>557370340YOU VILL ENJOY RACING AND SCROLLING MENUS
Hag sex...
...So who's gonna organize the /uma/ vs. /v/ma faceoff
>>557370373>uma trainerwhy would you ever go for a normal ningen again?
>>557370317Dude. Weed. LMAO.
post Raisu choco
>>557370431>Will never fuck the onsen hag>Will never fuck these two
nyooo....we're being invaded by /umaJP/
>>557370431hag threesome
>>557367945Of course she gets you some noodles, like a third of her events are about making and selling noodles for some reason
Scarlet fags be like>daum I want to fuck that thing!And that thing be looking like this
>>557370273You are being way too uppity nonny, correction might be needed
>>557370439Do it now if youre gonna do it their thread is on page 9.
sexNOW
>>557370446because there's an imbalance between umas vs male ningens. and apparently "waiting for my future uma" is not an acceptable answer around kindergarten
Now this is soul
>>557370361nah this is handwringing bitching people are posting their oshis chocolates of course theres gonna be overlap
>>557370340Isn't Summer the mandated training time>>557370373>>557370431Light Hello SEX
>>557370545I'm the local encoder-autist, and WE let (You) post here, because (We) like JPanons, so you better be ready to take my shit!
Mare hag sex even...
>>557369941it's like the matikanes
>They're avatarfaggingI summon the meek autist
Has everyone been doing their studying?https://realkana.com/study
>>557370613if its a good summer, yesbut if the turns are bad you racehell you might race if the turns are just okthe value that items gives you is overtuned to hell and back so if your uma (just oguri really) can run 45 racesyou probably should
>>557370707Meekschizo is simultaneously the greatest and worst poster.
>>557370124I don't have it saved but that's the thing, I barely did anything I set the stam and guts limit to 400 and then -1 priority on stam,guts,power training on year 3/summer no skills learned during the run, I pick them myself at the end kita speed, fuku for spdfine motion, sr ardan/tachyon/daiwa for witonly reason I really botted her instead of doing it myself was because fishing for sprint A and turf S was annoying
>>557370580retard midget would've won if she didn't sniff Bakushin's ass
>>557370710YADA!
>>557370707please no
>>557365683HOEH
>>557370776Give us the funny export key anyway, just cuz it's a fun new feature we can use now.
this felt good
What does Gold City give you for Valentine's?
>>557370961>Choco on valentine? So old school, lol!>I'll FUCK the shit out of you all night long instead!
>>557370710I already know Kana. Kanji is my problem, I never study them
Mambo...
>>557370961syphilis
>>557369716Bitch I'm right here, what more do you want?
>>557370614Okay but surely you can cut me some slack, since you like Soccer Boy so much and all
will the movie re-release have a global exclusive ending like picrel
>>557370707Anything but that
you bwos are watching?
>>557371164I hope so
>>557371186Machan is not a whore this is fake
>>557370710I stopped doing my reps once global released. Ironically the kana hors names from the races is the only thing keeping my kana memory in tact.
Finally got a win bwos
>>557371071>surely you can cut me some slackDid I stutter when I wrote "autist"? You need to do better, as well, NTR-kun!
>>557371240a lot of shy girls are like that
JP niggers are so desperate for (yous) that they are spamming their posts here instead of their dead general lol
>>557371240it's the only way to get remembered
14 races, but I got to do the thing I could never do in test lobbies, happy it happened but man, I know Round 2 is going to be tricky to get through lmao.
this is what my trainee got me for valentines
there was no point in splitting in the first place tbdesu
>>557371396Majestic head
>>557371164>Pokke as the topCringe
>>557371308
>>557371397Ehhhh?
>>557371164>Pokke as the topBased
>>557371419This is a thread for EN Not JPThe split exists because they're basically two different games. No point in spamming this thread when the people who are spamming don't even play JP and keep stealing shit off twitter anyway
>divegrass schizo still at it
>>557371581He still types the same way
>schizo dive melt downdont caredidnt read[-]going on with my day, enjoying talking to my global and jp bros
>>557371442Really wish I got a stronger run with Biwa where she had Head-On, which Kawakami and Bakushin have, but I'm coping with Biwa having a decent THH combo as carryover instead. Would have been a great theme.
We love jpGODS here
>>557371628Personally I strongly dislike them
>>557367793kek
>200/200 late clears the derbyalright guess everyone else rushed and didn't proc anything
>>557371685This, especially the stegonigger and buenafaggot
>>557368705>Charles moans in her voice if you pay him 20 dollarswho the fuck is charles and why should I care if some homosexual harlot does whatever the fuck that is?
>>557371605>talking Not even the divegrass schizo but a some of these posts are just screenshot without any post/text included in them
If you have time to bitch and moan you have time to post about doing career runs with your oshi
I should be able to schedule an optional race the week it's held so that you don't forget about it while I'm buying skills and miss it because I trained or rested.
I've stared into the void that was /xivg/ when I played the game. If there was ever a validation for players to escape /vg/ and go to /v/, it was for that.By comparison, players in /uma/, /umaJP/, and /v/ma are barely any different from one another. You guys need to stop seething and being schizos over it.
Next CM will be better
>>557371765strange to act like you dont know what you do knowits very performative
>>557371869>I should be able to schedule an optional race the week it's heldDo you not have that in EN?
>>557369341oh my god that is cute. Curren Chan is such a cutie pie
fugnot having a condor parent is really fucking me over i think in this CM
>>557371882I don't think the people are drastically different. I just don't wanna constantly have spoilers from the future thrown at me
>Goon post (without text): Global UmaBASED!>Goon post (without text): JP UmaCRINGE!...EXCEPT, when it's one I LIKE!
>>557371951Nobody says this.
>>557371869>>557371934we got it months ago raisu is just retarded
>>557371869>never clicked the agenda buttonbwo...
guys i heard stay gold was trying to groom urarais it true? and did the director do anything about it?
>>557371993shut up falco
mambo!
>>557372042It's not true because Stay Gold doesn't exist yet.
>>557371934That actually did work. I always tried to do it with the Race List.
umas for this feel?
>>557371972spoiler-- spoilers???????theyre talking about valentines not fucking rhein kraft
Does Dicta count as a JP, or Global uma? She doesn't exist in either game, and is a manga/anime exclusive.
>>557371959>condor parentat most it takes like 3 days to get a 2* blue 2* turf pasa
>>557372140Does two lines mean yes or no?
>>557371972>FUCKING VALINTINES DAY ANIMATIONS>S P O I L E RHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH holy fuck this must be the most retarded seethe post about JP posters yet
>>557372172Anime only umas are fine to post in both generals
Oh woooooow I'm sure the all these Curren/Bakushin/Pasa users are diehard fans of said characters and toootally not soulless metabutas who use soulless metashit umas because their favorite youtuber told them to.
would you a cripple?
>>557367583Just eat it and then spend a little bit more time on the toilet, it's not that deep bro
so when are WE getting the chocolate animations?
>>557372309you complain about meta in cm9 because you care about CM9and thats your mistake
curren just said 'onichan ohio' to me which means we're basically marriedso long losers
>>557372172damn sexy leg lift
>>557372337I want a dating vn with her.
>>557372289Finally, some GOOD fucking news!>>557372337I don't care for her design, so no.
I just bricked a mile S run by fat fingering the bottom option on Riko
>>557372337she is the hottest and cutest npcma so yes
Does anyone have a problem with sweepy CONSTANTLY FUCKING CHOOSING NORMAL WIT TRAINING OVER A DOUBLE FUCKING RAINBOW?
>>557372309my team is 2/3 characters I like. Curren and Digitan. I'm using Pasa for meta though, I don't like her at all.
>>557372337>>557372397THIScygay is fuckign gay for not doing uma asmr (sfw like the nikke and azurlane ones) and vns like the three hololive vtuber vns
>>557372172Global. All umas from the anime and Party Dash are global because they have an official English release. Only secondaries would complain about this
>>557372337I saw this cripple walking the other day
>>557372254he got that as the kids say "aura"
>>557372469That's not so bad. You only need Sympathy in TT.
>>557372337>voiced by Ishikawa Yuiyeah
>>557372165They talk about all kinds of things. Mechanics spoilers; we're constantly hearing about MANT here. Story spoilers; I know a bunch of things about a bunch of future characters and scenarios because dudes won't shut up about them here. And yeah, the Valentine's gifts or whatever they are would have been a cute little surprise, but now it won't be a surprise. Nothing is allowed to be a surprise, because random nerds cannot stop themselves from going into a place where they get to be the ones who know more than the average person does and then spout out their special information as if they invented it. Surprise has value in creative media. You should not have to be told this.
>>557372495Sounds like set up issueeeeeeeeeees.Not the fault of SweepyTosher, our OpenAI insider!
>>557372504https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEGwrO9rYyI
mmm perhaps I should've done some Curren runs for this CM>>557372495I have a problem with Sweepy grabbing my IP and data and selling them to SEA jews
>>557372337Im still upset she never got a pal cardI wanted to take her on dates...
>>557369798but why is JP uma general so dead? That makes no sense to me, except that a lot less anons play JP>realization.exeoh.
Will sweepy be able to handle mant? I really don't want to play that dogshit
>>557372548aiiiiiiieeeeee help
>>557372337but she can clearly walk
>>557372504https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEGwrO9rYyI>he missed the daring tact ASMR
>>557372495The problem will be all ogre when cygays put a bullet in botters head when MANT arrive
>>557372504Friendly reminder that some of the seiyuu do ASMR and they sound like the Umas, I remember there was a Creek last year
>>557372546You're a faggot and a big on at that.
>>557372546>muh MANT spoilersmy fucking sides
>>557372636You are nothing at all.
>>557372537I can't date for the free stam/guts bro...
>>557372546 biiiig faggot
>>557372546faggot lole
>>557372546>NOOOOOOOOO STOP TALKING ABOUT THINGS THAT EVERYONE KNOWS WILL HAPPENThis isn't Harry Potter, Games of Thrones or Knights of the Seven Kingdoms you autist, it's a video game and people talk about GAME MECHANICS that you CAN'T AVOID because global people will talk about them NO MATTER WHAT if they're interesting enough! Now go and be an autistic freak in JP
>>557372546People who get this autistic about the most minuscule spoilers are so embarrassing
>6,8,9 in first race
>>557372621Only a few steps
>>557372560How does she not get fat sitting in that chair all day?
>>557372546Genuinely cringe, goddamn
>>557372615>minus zero point TWO all yearAnd YOU wonder why it's ignoring double rainbows?? Bruh. The scale goes from 1.0 to 0 to -1.0, and you told it to go 0.2 points lower in it's calculation. BAKA NANO!?
Check out this sick spoiler for the onsen scenario. We'll dig an onsen and it'll be a huge success.
guys sorry to post mechanics spoilers but copano rickey will only ever be good one CM every 8 months so you should really not roll for her she's kinda horrendous dogshit and bait
rollin'
uma jp posters are terrible in general all they do is seeth about global every thread and then spam here
>>557372686Why is it my problem that you don't like video games?
>>557372790>doesn't understand what a MULTIPLIER isbottards everyone
>>557372546Do you really expect to play a 4 year old game and never get spoiled? They are everywhere. You really sound like a faggot
>>557371396>Santa Biwa claims victoryvery based, may fortune favor you and you go 5/5 in Round 2!
>>557372824wow they're just like me except i seeth here
>>557372818they hating
I'm gonna... I'm gonna... spooooiiiiilllllll
>>557372765Dunno
>>557372546Speak the truth. Notice the people responding to this seem barely literate. The unensouled masses don't understand things like the joy of surprise and discovery; zoomers especially can't imagine playing a game without knowing everything about it beforehand. It's a sad state of affairs. Even if cygames made global exclusive content, zoomer data miners would spam it here before anyone had a chance to be surprised by it...
INSANELY HUGE SPOILER AHEAD!GYARU ARE CUTEESPO IS CUTEHER VA IS A SINGER TURNED VA CUZ SHE REALLY LOVES UMA!
>>557372808Aiiieee i can’t believe you’d spoil me like this
>>557372818Tracen better have some accessibility ramps and escalators.
JP uma
Oh and Kris S special mission is revealed in her final bond story. It's umaypoi with trainer-san.
>>557371924I assume 'he' is some sort of twitter personality or youtuber. Don't really know, don't really give a shit either. Why do you? Aside from Seriru, whose main selling point is generally accurate brevity, what youtubers are genuinely even helpful?
twins born on 11/11...
>>557372879I'm gonna... OYAKODON AAAAAAAAAAAHot take, but the retard screaming about spoiler MIGHT be a 11/9 reverse psychology mindtrick! His post is so disgustingly retarded, that it causes the entire thread to man the fuck up and fight his retardation together as one solid as rock TEAM!Just joking of course he is mentally ill, except for real, no way that fucker is meming, people like him are sadly very real lmao.
>>557372546Surprisingly, this game has lot of translated content on youtube.
>>557372892>blatant samefaggingEmbarrassing
>>557372840I expect people with sense and taste to refrain from going out of their way to spoil things in ways that pointlessly make them worse, and I expect retards to go ahead and do that anyway, which is exactly what I am seeing. I know that video game fans are generally trash, and I know that gacha players are generally even worse. I'm talking about what's happening, not demanding any change.
>>557372546absolute faggot
Massive JP spoilers don't click
>>557373042Kill yourself stegonigger
>>557372546Jaanii, take a look at this faggot
benched
Reminder that she is just 4 years older than Maruzensky
I was so fucking mad when the cinderella gray spoiled tamamo was going to be released in global
>>557373060Yeah those are two big spoilers alright
Akikawa is getting bullied by Tazuna again...
>>557372309I like Taiki, and I like Curren (cute whore!) and I like Bakushin (but mine never won so I benched her) and I don't like Pasa much because she's annoying, but she's kicked ass this CM so I like that.
Big spoiler! NTR is CUTE!
>>557373060I looked at her legend stats and was disappointed to see she has G in nige. She's another pace chaser medium-runner uma in a game oversaturated with pace chaser medium umas, literal yawn. No hate for the uma herself though, just boring gameplay-wise.
>>557373112no shit bwo look at that wit
>>557373118her grandkid is an OL...
>>557373118>VA: Sakura TangeAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE NPCs get the big wigs
zzzzzzzz gnite /uma/
>>557373125It didn't though.
>>557373201gn
speaking of JP i think Aoharu wouldve been a lot more fun if we got the JP rework at launchin fact if Cygames wanted to update Aoharu and URA when they drop MANT as a sort of meta shift where 2 scenarios are viable at the same timei would not be opposed
>>557373036You are clearly a casual if you don't care about learn more about the game you are playing outside of it. You don't belong here
>>557372892Another thing that isn't surprising: I triggered a horde of extremely oversensitive kids who are far, far too eager to find slightly nonconforming things to cringe at.
>>557373201slep tit
bwos... why is Valentine's day not censored like Christmas? Isn't it a christian holiday too?
>>557373193I mean, yeah. Look at Tucker's Seiyuu
So I just got spoiled that true hagumas exist in this game but we can't roll for them
>>557372172>artist has ONLY drawn Dicta x Torenabased
JP SPOILERS DON'T CLICKFenomeno LOVE
JPniggers really colonized this thread huh>checks thread>1 post per 10 minutesImagine how active that thread could be if they actually make use of it
>>557373193you'll be surprised how many big VAs get reduced to NPC here. Can't blame them, voicing playable characters is a long-term dedication which some might be unable to because of their schedule
We wouldn't be having this issue if JP niggers keep their shit in their own threadThey were the one that decided to split and now they come crawling back when their thread die
>>557373201gnite
>>557373193How they'd get Sakura Tange when BA lost her recently
>>557373286No one gives a fuck for Dicta, EXCEPT For this singular super based artist, and I love him for it!
>>557373234Thats one smart orange. Maybe they do release the buffed versions or maybe they'll let us suffer, knowing many will drop it because of that
>>557373295tomorrow is Tazuna Kinen, you'll see activities there
Global Uma: not much to talk aboutJP Uma: a little bit to talk abouthaving a split in the first place was stupid and im glad the transition is happening
>>557370961nothing. shitty thinks nothing of torena aside from a convenient simp who gives her the greenlight to race while she sluts herself out to photographers and producers whenever she gets a modelling gig
>>557373295I'm going to start asking all my resource management questions over there, since they apparently don't care about separation anymore.
Are velocity straight skills ever more valuable than velocity corner skills at any point in this game's lifespan?
>>557373295I thought it was because only 20 anons actually play JP server so their threads are slow and boring. Our threads are lots of things, and most of them are bad, but they're not slow
>>557373402>and im glad the transition is happeningJP is merging back into us? About fucking time
>>557372495try lowering the score values for energy change
>>557373245No. ONLY casuals belong here, because the game is deliberately, specifically, and very successfully designed to parasitize excessive amounts of time and money from its hardcore players. I am hardcore about games that reward serious attention, and casual with games that don't but that are somehow good enough to be worth playing anyway. The best thing about this game by far is its artful presentation, and that is the thing that's most badly hurt by spoilers. If you think otherwise then you have things to learn about the game, not me.
>>557373276St. Lite is the haggest of them all, like she even has a race in-game named after her.
>>557373419Big depends. Straight skills are more valuable if you're betting on late-race. Corners are good for midrace because, well, most of the time corners are in the midgame.
>>557373360yeah it's wild, I really didn't care about Dicta either, then I found that bastard's art, and fuck now I like Dicta too. What an effective goddamn evangelist.
>>557373402>>557373438based
>unwanted in global for 'spoiling'>unwanted in JP thread for being an EOP retard Being a JP globalbab is rough...
>>557373446huh weird, that did it
>>557373493she's the only pre-1945 uma in existence (goddesses were AI). of course she's a hag
>>557373331Not all JP players wanted to split. That's why the half that wanted to split leave instead of making a global general, but you would know that if you were here since the first week of global
What the fuckYoooooo
since we're merging, should we start posting real hors?
>>557371396 (me)End results of day 1 is all four tickets being 3-2, pretty funny to see how it ended up to be perfectly average so far>>557372858Thank you! I'd be impressed if I get a 5/5 for day 2 of Round 1 with how RNG things can go, but Shiraoki-sama can decide to give a great ticket in Round 2, you never know. Wish Bakushin gave one of those wins to my Biwa so they could have the same amount of wins, but they've all been putting in good work so far, can't be against that.
>>557371027>real Machitan is Northern Taste's son>they give her a home area interaction with the directorMakes you think.
>>557373339Who's hand is the right one?
if this f2poor friendly casino CM is like this, how bad are actual pige CMs going to be from now on?
>>557373601sure. here's something lewd to close off a thread
>>557373512Glad he managed to convert you as well, brother!Not to sound like a hipster fag, but I liked the tiny we saw of her in S1 already, just my type. S2 killed me, tho obviously I wish it was more.Artist are also VERY effective to sway my opinion, thankfully it wasn't needed with her, but man is the guy effective at what he does!>>557373601real hons were ALWAYS welcome here, they cute big dogs!
>>557373601i don't think that's a good idea
The people who are autistic about JP content/threads and whatnot on this board are some of the weirdest fucking postersThere's no way the "spoilers" complaints aren't satire
>>557373537Nobody has to be an EOP. There is plenty of choice in that matter. /umaJP/ is just dregs who couldn't make the right choice and learn Japanese so they could talk to actual Japanese people about the Japanese game that they insist on playing.
>I'm going to spoil you!Jokes on you I already watched the Special Week and Rhein Kraft champter
>>557373601maybe
did you know Oguri Cap is a jobber hack fraud?
should the next thread be merged?
>>557373780HELLO!? SPOILER FOR THE MANGA!?!?!?
>>557373640mine
>>557373649people didnt wanna hear that CM7 was the peak of CMs and everything after is middling to good until Xoguri gets her legs chopped off
>>557363613We should challenge our big bro /umajp/
>>557373780uh spoilers dood
>>557373838I made this post btw
>>557373798Nyo
>>557373780That's common knowledge.
>>557373780 NO! OGURI CAP IS A REAL HEROINE TO ALL!
>>557373838>not wearing black glovesBwo you got ntr'd...
and that's a wrap
>>557373879NYOOOOOOOOOO THE SPOILER IVE SEEN WEEKS AGO AAAAAA>>557373873BASED BASED BASED BASED
>>557373681>"HaaaAHHH?!!~"VA had a field day with that line, laughed my ass off
>>557373923chicken wrap?with a soda?
>>557373914It was for some kinky play we did last night
>>557363613Put a 18/18 room for every CM like how we did here
is this le spoilers?
>>557373923>>557373957mmmm costco chicken bake combo
Tactics are actually a factor huhSMaru will slow other fronts and paceUrara and Groove have the same stats but Urara has higher guts, causing them to duel all the time and slingshot Urara into the front during the final 300m when Mummy and Pulse triggers for more slingshotThat's cruel
>>557374001>>557374001>>557374001>>557374001
>>557373420/umaJP/ poster who came over to see why there's a "global" poster shitting up our thread here. There's like 60 of us at most. Our thread's dead as fuck because it's not spring keiba season yet, and, unlike you guys, we've already went through five annis already and the only new thing this time is the NPCs coming to the home screen. Part one of the anni is never anything interesting.Do you guys get a lot of jp version posts here or us this thread just "special"?
>>557373972They have their own.
>>557373714I just think it's bait...
>>557373879>see that image>squeal like a fangirl and go find a copy of Cingray>find that panel in last chapter>it's SHOPPEDYOU FUCKING ASSHOLES WHY DID I THINK IT WAS REAL NYOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo
>>557373003#NEVERFORGET
>>557374020It's not. You can reread it if you want to understand better what was said. It's pretty simple.
>>557374020Even in other generals for example the Hoyo generals there are some retards that have melties over any mention of HI3. And of course there's also /alter/ and /fgog/.Any franchise with multiple generals will have these autists but they're overshadowed by the annoying prolific schizos on this site.It's 2026, pretend retardation and bait are pretty scarce.
>>557373714>>557374020I think some of it is genuine because I can sort of understand where they are coming from.Unfortunately it just added more fuel to the fire so the next few threads are going to be miserable again.
Is this /uma/ or /umaJP/? I'm getting confused
>>557374939it's /umaSEA/
This valentine event is a good example of what makes this game so good, and the most SOVL gacha I've ever played. Every gift has its own little touch, has something about the uma's personality and even alts have some little nice touch to differentiate them from the og. Even the messages written have some little thing to make it special. It's very cute, thoughtful and heartwarming.Cyjews wants my money, but it is very competent at convincing me to do so.
