Previous: >>557374001>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Sakura Chiyono O (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Sasami Anshinzawa (Pal), SR Tamamo Cross (Guts), SSR Riko Kashimoto (Pal), SSR Tazuna Hayakawa (Pal)Current CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mMain Story Chapter 5 is out01/27 - New Beginnings Part 102/11 - 02/19 - Sakura Chiyono O+Tazuna SSR+Riko SSR Rerun02/13 - 02/19 - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Valentine Taiki Shuttle (3*), Valentine Sounds of Earth (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru, SSR Neo UniverseNew Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/Happy Valentines /uma/
>>557390001hoe arigato
>>557390001I HATE CURREN
>>557390001IS TEIOPOSTER REALLY DEAD?!
>>557390001CURREN LOVE
umazing thread
>>557390001I blew another load to Curren...
>>557390001sex pussy
Digitan LOVE
ryan LOVE
Torenas are having sex with other torenas at night because umas are not allowed in the dorms
>>557390147lmao
did anyone actually pull on the armpit licker banner?
>>557390165
More like Whorren
>>557390224A good trainer would have a sex with her trainee and a back up female trainer
why is the mayor of kasamatsu musaka...
Teio needs to be permabanned and a new face of umamusume is needed.
>>557390103anon said threads ago that he may be on his club but just not mentioning the threads at all
>>557390224>umas are not allowed in the dormsoh no no no he doesn't know
>>557390224WRONG
Yes sweet Doto, the high calorie milkshakes and assorted cookie boxes are an integral part of your training, we want you to "grow" as a racer after all
>>557390448AAIIIIIEEEEEEEE
>whore thread>on valentine'swhy the fuck is /uma/ filled witb cucks?so many for you umas out there and we're using the slut who canonically got dicked down by a thousand fans in a single day while her torena watched?absolutely disgusting
Sad bait schizo
>>557390536falco...
i love all the valentines day art
>>557390536t. Falco
>>557390536why the long face?
>>557390536>...Hoeh! Posted!
To anyone still without a club and looking to find oneLe fishe (formerly Bricked) is not full and recruiting two(2) people.>comfy A+ club>20mil monthly quotaIf you're interested, feel free to reply to this with your Trainer ID so I can send you an invite!
>>557390536But torena is the biggest slut in Tracen.
>>557390536
curren but
>>557390536falcon claws typed this
>>557390695Nobody likes 20M monthly quotaWhats like during MANT 40M monthly quota
>>55739069520m half of the month sounds harsh
>>557390695best of luck bwos...from your autis/uma/ friends
>20m a month is a lot hehe
>>557390701This, he sleeps with all the students and female trainers, even with Tazuna and the Director, he's a whore
>>557390695>A+ club>still recruiting after multiple days of club promosWallahi it's umaover
Isn't 20M quota way too high for A+?
>>557390876>>557390841For a sprint CM and dead weeks before a new scenario. Yes
>>557390876It isn't but it is if you're setting 20m when recruiting this late of the month
20,000,000 = e thats rational
>>557390695>still not full right before the deadlinebwo...
>>557390960that counts
>My Pull Plan for End Closers>huh let's see what->"so I'm getting Maruzensky SSR..."
>>557390960me on the elft!
Cum dumpster Curren VS spinster Falco is my favorite rivelry.
>>557390836Is Tamamo Cross (pow card) still worth pulling or is this the beginning of a new card mechanics?
>>557391024Bro your Mr Cock and Balls?
>>557391036Carrot Ranger...
>>557390707Curren Chan on her way to be EXTREMELY cute somewhere!
>>557390960are you supposed to eat carrots like that?
boy sex
Dacchis has one free slot open for any ojisans looking for a club.A+ club, quota is at 25 mil. Chill and friendly anons in chat.Just drop your id here for an invite or apply ingame. Have /uma/ in your profile.The one with that whore Curren is the correct one.
>>557391050it's the first good power card in the game
sweepy bot should use this
Brats
>>557390960All umas do this for their trainers on Valentine
>>557390793Since they're joining half way, then their quota for this month is also halved. Oh well.
>20M quota>25M quotaMeanwhile Mambo and Autis/uma/ are chilling comfortably in A+ with no quota at all
>>557391104It only works on a special kind of carrot
>>557391218suck off other torenas while they watch?
>Valentine's?>Yeah and?Bros....
>>557391260You should specify that. I feel like no one was joining because of 20m this late of the month
i want kawakami princess so bad but 200 rolls is a lot but the banner is going away but i also want v. bourbon kitasan and dia and right now i only have 75k carats oh what a dilemma
>>557391054yea from what I'm seeing the only end closer cards worth getting are CB and then Taishin later on. Maybe Hishiama power but that's way too close to the pasa banner to be worth considering
optimal uma running setup would be an AI getting prompts with TTS, reading it back to you with TTS, and you can just say "now talk about ..." to your personal tutor. but I will settle for YouTube videos for in the background when I uma run
>>557391285You are into that?
>>557391357Kindly go to /umaJP/ for JP posting. The threads had enough of them for now.
>>557391041porn animators love jiggle so much even pupils get jiggle physics
>>557391357>says this in a wedding gown
>>557391481currenchan is my favorite, so yes
>>557391503Think of the SPOILERS
>3 (three) clubs recruiting for two whole weeks>not one person joineduma.... is.... ded.....
>>557391357>>557391514>he doesn't get itShe's clearly saying it doesn't matter if it's Valentine or not, she will rape you, like every single night.
>>557391578I don't even care about the spoilers. It's tiring dealing with this timeloop and a JP Keiba poster's posts 2 threads ago were all deleted so it was safe to assume he was posting in bad faith and got banned by the meido.
I am in to getting my dick sucked!
>aelGOD ceases playing on his alts>multiple clubs crumbleONE MAN ARMY
>>557391559Post your Curren then
>>557391794Aethelred I kneel...
>>557391794botter more like
>>557391794literally who
>first time hitting good combo of white sparks in weeks of non-stop parent runs>finally ended Groundwork dry spell>...>those fucking pink and green sparksheres ur grandparent, enjoy
when will this uma be added to the game?
WHERE'S MY VBOURBON ON VALENTINES
>>557392020>URA farming >mile CM
>>557392029She's really Chillin huh
>>557392020>grandparent seiunwhat are you doing
TICKEZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>557392210
>>557392020front S is literally +10% wit tho
>>557392029i'm going to lick her up like bing CHIlLINg
>>557392181She wasn't supposed to be a grandparent...Wit and Front spark disqualify her from direct parent duties.
>>557391218Even Double Jet
>>557392272she would do this
>>557392029could you imagine opening the game and your uma started speaking chinese and saying happy chinese new year
ei ei mun
>>557392282she's disqualified from gp duties too because an op inherit like that needs to be a parent to guarantee it
>>557392210DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBBBBBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>Star of wonder ruled out by JCSA from Saudi Cup after found to have been administered a topical substance to all four limbslollmaoI think this horse is owned by the saudi royals tooThe stream is up btwhttps://kick.com/b01doghos
>>557391424you have the paid selector coming up to get kawakami with
>>557392386when?
>>557392372You can cope with her if you're looping. But that's too many steps to prevent inbreeding.
the collab of Uma and hsr, what does it mean
Thunder thighs got me into A round 2
Mambo!
>>557392470Saudi Cup? 4 hoursThere are races before that tho
the great club merger is coming...
>>557392360if we ever get any of ardan's chink kids yeah
>>557392617
>>557392548Mambo LOVE>>557390184Ryan LOVE
>>557392470nta but the race is in 4 hours and 10 mins ish
I'm mad why HSR got a collab with Uma. Why Cygames didn't pay attention to other games, even jp IPs. I can only imagine they got paid big by big chinese corpo.
winning post collab soon
>>557392369>ei ei thanks for reminding me to screenshot it >>557392548mambo! because e^i,pi = -1 (woaw!), and e^i,2pi = 1 (!!) another way to make a number its negative w/o *-1 is (with trig): r [dot] e^i,pi = -r this is useful in uma game when calculating odds and floors using a graph where the plane rotates (such as with e^i, and pi for degrees, and also radians) when the odds are a spiral going towards entropy
>>557392727Discord is dying bwo...
>>557392386I hate my country
What's umanko?
Where's our collab rival bros....
Kingu claims my S virginity with the power of fast learner
which uma would be the best valentine
>the trannylation is toning down any romantic subtext because dating muh uma schoolgirls is le badlol globalcucks lmao
>>557392913>please gamble where we can racketare SEAshitholes really
Should I make the dirt aces already or should I wait for MANT?
>>557392913change your dns
>>557393218Make them
>>557393145>Maya literally kisses you in the mouth
>>557393145prooves because i bet you are just malding over literal nothing
>>557393219Thanks now it works
>>557393218make aces, test them in rooms and see what umas and skills work best then try your luck with one ace in mant
>>557393145>>557390275Uh huh
8yo son of Deep Impact just won
sexo suzuka
>>557393218MANT will drop in the middle of CM as usual. You have to make them now then remake them later like a globalkek
>>557393349kek what a grandpa
>>557392913>please use government-sanctioned gambling websitesliterally 1984? or is this black mirror? pretty sure the UK is like this but with a veil on it
Just how impactful is Dirt C for next CM as a late surger? I just can't hit that Dirt B above
Falco....
>>557393463Late Surgers and Ends need Power more than other styles. You’ll have a substantially more difficult time winning with 30% less power.
>>557393018Grats! She was my first S also, she also grabbed my first win this CM. I love her.
man this dubai announcer sounds like he's having the time of his life calling these horses
>>557393145Maya will get some umapyoi later
me when i start schizoposting about things that have not even happened
>>557393585Back to the mines I go...
>>557393640Shiraoki Sama isn't real
friendship chocolate
>>557393263>>557393294They did tone down Cafe's event right before Senior Arima Kinen. See >>557216527what the fuck is a festive meal>let me acknowledge it's Christmas season without naming Christmas, otherwise we'll combust spontaneously >not a date
>>557393696Rice would say this
>>557393697>he never got a serious chocolateI feel sorry for you bro...
>>557393659What parents are you using? You really need to affinitymaxx for mutation, especially a G mutation.
Good morning saarsLook at how Bono towers over Tazuna
>>557393730If you know the impications of going out as a couple during christmas eve you don't need a text to tell you what's happening
She's getting too smart
>>557393772Mile 5* and Dirt 12* which bumps my aptitudes to Mile A and Dirt C. I'm saving my hardest mutations for the last
>>557393730Stupid Jap are slow to change.>Adopted Type A Type B bullshit when the western backlash has gained traction>"Holiday" vs "Christmas" 5 years too late.
vodka said the chocolate is ono my desk but I cant find it - VIPER
>>557393696this 7 that guarantees you'll never get good pull luck again says otherwise
7 and I'll classify to group A today!
>>557393881Is this guy genuinely arguing in favor of lolcowlizations or am I just being baited?Cygames-kun?
>>5573939627 and it actually applies to you
>>557392913>use government approved gambling sitesLmao, you're getting cooked.
>>557393962>>5573940237 and you two have to kiss
7 and
>>557394004killing myself
orange
i wonder why do they DON'T have official kick streams for horse racing and we have to use the chink stream
7 and kill yourself
>>557393915You should look at their race counts and the characters, not just the sparks and if you’re making it to double circle. You can get some crazy Pink spark proc rates if you max out your affinity, in excess of 50%.https://gametora.com/umamusume/compatibility
>>557394205money
>>5573942347 and you should live
>>5573942347 and you do a flip
>my king is not winning at all>I actually forgot to take on your left certificated retard moment
One of the races that can get a foreign horse into the Kentucky Derby, the Saudi Derby, will start in 10 minuteshttps://kick.com/b01doghos
7 and we are all nice to each other!
>not a single 7
7 and Fuku denounces that false god Shiraoki
SPEED IS IN SUPERB FORM
>no one got a 7 yet
7 and nice to each other 7 and fizz
7 and Curren gets 10 minutes with everyone in this thread
>>557394015Don't get me wrong, trannylators deserve the rope but dude if you've been consuming anime and manga for a few years now, you should already know that spending Christmas Eve alone with just two people only means one thing. Interpreting it any other way is like trying to cover the sun with one hand
>>557394316TWO DAHBIES!?
>>5573943297 and we fight to death
>these losers fishing for digits
ts lowkey retarded senpai
7 and— wait who are you?
>>557393730grimno wonder global is dying
SUPERLUCKY7
>>557392062We won't get either the line or the chocoram at this point...
this nigga just used an em dash
new cryer
>still no 7'sShiraoki Sama has abandoned us
SEVENS ARE GONE
>>5573943827 and she wears a chastity belt for the rest of her life
The key to getting a 7 is by posting and letting it flow naturally
>>557394507
>>557394394like holidays and christmas?
>>557394507Nice
>>557394525entropy! high uncertainty!
>>557394507>7 so she really must havebwos?.. are we... le doomed?
NOW THAT I'M DOING PARENT RUNS YOU DO THIS FOR ME YOU WHOOOOOOOOOOORE I'M GOING TO FUCKING RAPE YOU SWEEP TOSHOOOOOOOOOOO JUST YOU WATCH KITASAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>557394507>>557394508Nevermind, we are so back
>>557394503It’s because I’m Dashing—
5 MinutesGet inhttps://kick.com/b01doghos
>>557394558Exactly, anyone with a healthy brain can understand the message beyond how they try to dress it up
>>557394640wtf you arent matikaneposter
what does /uma/ think of her? Planning to get her because I like her VAher range is scary she voices my wife fuuka
>>557394658Is this for the saudi royal cup?
Goddamnit I just realized we need more stamina sparks than power sparks for next CM since we're not running a riko deck in mant
>>557394729it's Saudi Derby rn
fukkapookie
>>557394658Goddamn
>>557394724Do you enjoy getting NTR'd by french bvlls? Do you enjoy the thought of her canonically getting mindbroken by baguette munchers while you stay in japan like a cuck?
>>557394724i like umas with pants
>>557394761Just run Cafe and Creek bro
>>557392913>PAGCOR>PAG-COREhaha
>triple Sprint upwowee
one hour until reset!
>>557394679Did I Dash your expectations—?
7 and sweepers lose their testicles
*coughs blood*Please... Someone make a power mummy creek parent...
>>557394724>she voiced Jolyne Kujo tooI see, she indeed has a type for delinquent women
>>557394787Grrr
Any graded race counts towards affinity by the way, but that will change once MANT comes. For now, make sure you’re winning your G1s, but also get in as many G2s and G3s as possible.
>>557394914bwo it's too late to make your aces...
>>557394724funny jobber uma
>>557394724Fraud
>>557395158are siriusbros into pet play? (they are the pet)
Is he the favorite? Home come the gate placements still ain't out?
>>557394724mindbreak bait. watch her come back from the canon europe trip as a mindbroken and depressed without all the confidence and self esteem she had clinging to her japan trainer (You) desperate for your validation after she got bullied hard by the frogs and gotten her ass beat by frog umas
WHO WON
>>557395312cute!
>>557395382Current odds on the JP site
mare pussy..
>>557394724her ult animation is hilarious because she's walking in a hall of G1 trophies she didnt win
RANKING THE UMAMUSUME FAMILIES >1.- the agemasen household easily the best, all of them are super for (You) even if Special Week is a little special>2.- the Symbolisall legends who deserve a high spot, would have been number 1 but got knocked down for having a DEI hire (black AND autistic) and Teio>3.- V is for Victory all pure sexo incarnate, and a funny name considering they are all jealous jobbers>4.- the Satonos an improved version of the Mejiro lineage, hopefully we get more in the future>5.- the Mejiro household not what they once were but still packing a punch, a little something for everyone >6.- the alcohol addictsVodka and Gimlet are both pretty funny and endearing in their own way>7.- Almond and Pandoraboth are frauds but still cute>8.- the scarletsDaiwa is hot but Tachyon has been so bastardized it drags the group down>9.- the (((golds)))deadly concentration of reddit energy, but still look endearing if you're a newfag secondary >10.- the sakurasmeme song galore for secondaries, only known for being pitsluts
>>557395382>Is he the favorite?yes>Home come the gate placements still ain't out?They've been out for two days already tho
my chocolates...>>557395472AWOOGA x2 (AWOOGA AWOOGA!!) bobioboibioboioioiioiiingggg! BOIOIOOING
Chiiiii chiyo chiyo chiyono oI've had this song stuck in my head for a whole week because of a soundpost
time to go jerk off to curren
>>557394724She has one of the hottest pieces of porn I've seen in a while.
>>557395441>>557395518Thx bwos
Holy shit they're actually speaking english
>>557395762cause the person drawn is white for once
>>557395584This wouldn't happen, she would proudly, full of confidence, boldly give us spiked chocolate that makes us horny and ups the sperm production swelling our balls so all our current trainees can fully enjoy valentines day.
DESUWA
>>557395854would she do this? hot...
>>557395481What about the Narita family?
>>557394724I'm not a woman so I ignore her.She was portrayed in cinderella gray as an NPC tier uma too so it killed her aura for me.
>>557395945Narita Taishin, Narita Brian, and Narita Top Road are not related
>agnes family not rank 1
>>557396072It would be the funniest family if they were
>>557394724Why's the only translation for her story on youtube only in ซับไทย/ตอนเดียวจบ?
>>557396072what about Narita Airport?
ecripse furst da west nowhere
>censoring the (You)pandering in globalThis does not bode well for future umas
SO CURREN CHAN
>>557396203>Buena Vista will NOT have sex with youGrim
Youmst.
top 1k! umazing
Early good night friends again! Everyone in my family is old and sick!!!
>>557396161You do know those are replays?
>>557396203you just saw a twitter post and came here to cry because you couldn't find the /v/ thread, we get it bro
>spamming the same bait again after a few minutes
>>557396296i knowits still fun to watch though
>>557396293take care bwo, and may your family recover nicely soon
shan't be replying
>>557396203trannylations do be like thatEOPs deserved to get cucked anyways so it's whatever
suffocating under umankos
>>557394394I feel like you're missing the point on purpose. Of course I understand the implications, I just find it stupid to tone down the text for supposed western sensibilities regardless of my ability to understand what's being implied or not.>asks for evidence That's my evidence of text being toned down after release.>You don need the textYou don't need a global version either. You don't even need faggot localizers.
>>557396293goodnight babyposter, i hope everyone will be well
>>557396293Good nightI would say you're lucky that they're still alive at least, it hurts a lot when they're dead and not sick and have to come to terms that no one else is going to call you for your birthday so there's no reason to look forward to it. Have a good sleep.
>>557396296How long before the G1 anyway?
>>557396513my trainee wouldn't do this
>>557396146What about Noriba Brian?
>>557395264I know her petplay is just a facade but holy shit I'd wear the collar for her.>>557395206shut up, get out of here rudolf or she'll keep moaning your name
>>557396626next (15 minutes) is Riyadh Dirt Sprint so about 3 hours
i love fat uma tits so much bros
>>557396748Proof?
El's fat mambos...
imagine how much El would grow if she got pregnant haha, just a thought haha
>>557396748I think you misspelled flat
>>557396748Oh yeah? Name your top 5 big umas
>>557397029stallions can't get pregnant
valentines boy sex
>>557397081Yeah?
7 Minutes till Riyadh Dirt Sprint
>>557397042ok, this confirms itif you like flat chests you're just straight up gay
>>557397029I like how nips exaggerate so much with bodies for moms and mature women making their boobs and hips keep growing until their 40s, as if women didn't stop developing as soon as they hit 20.
>>557397081Proof?
The actual G1 match is still in 3 hours btw
>>557397120sex with boys on valentines day
kissing this child
>>557397190Boobs and hips can grow during pregnancy and birth, though
>>557395481Kris S
>>557397287Is that so? I wouldn't know, they only pregnant girls I'm used to are from loli doujins.
>Danchou hasn't logged in for three days
>>557397190Women get dizzy during pregnancy because their body decides it's time to mass produce hormones that will widen their hips and get those milk tanks working.
Whose career cherry do I pop next?
>>557397419Suzuka
>>557396161That quote implies the horse won by about ~100 horse length. I'm not seeing that.
Flash...
>>557397424me on the wall
>>557397403I MISS DANCHOUUUUU
>>557397403I pray for Danchou to do a funny of nuking the club before gibs
>>557396606:(
>>557397419Pop my daughter's cherry.
sticking sejun sky to the wll with my cum
>>557397419i never noticed they all have 1 fan at the start because... it's you
>>557397403he tested positive after the danchorgy... sorry...
ITS YOU!
>>557397401How can you get off to pregnant girls if you don’t know the ins and outs of human pregnancy?
>>557396319disingenuous nig
I love flatties so much bros
I thought long CMs were bad but oh boy is sprint worse
I know the ins and outs of pregnance
>>557397403>Last Login 4d ago
El's taco flavored kisses...
i can imagine anything
>>557397687It's one of those things that are hardcoded in male dna. Like enjoying feet and armpits. You don't need to get it.
thats the power of endclosers on a sprint...
>>557397842taco taco
>>557397880>1.12How long was the track?
>finally enter CM>time to form teamsBros... I may have glued my sprint pasa...
(◕ω◕)
>>557397993a 1200 sprint
>>557397403Mambochou will come back from the dead once Mambo is out and will become the top earner in no time
>>5573979931200 meters
>>557398038ABSOLUTELY DESERVED
>>557397860Don’t you WANT to get it? Doesn’t it frustrate you not knowing what’s going on? It’s impossible to cum like that.
>>557398038Have a favorite icon for any potential CM uma so you don't glue them, happened to me as well so now I spam that icon on every good run
Next is 1351 Turf Sprint (G2) in 40 minutes
>>557398038Emergency Bakushin.
wtf these hroses arent cartoon anime sexy girls
>>557398172I do enjoy learning but hate women so if I learn something about them is because someone told me in the internet like you did
>>557398038Did you at least glue it with a transfer request?
HE ACTIVATED NSM
>>557398326Fair enough
>>557398038what happened in this image
NO STOPPING ME
>>557398172this bro runs simulations in his head while edging to get a perfect bust
nut some more (in curren)
I'D BETTER NOT SEE ANY ANONS COMPLAINING THERE'S NO OPEN CLUBS LEFTGO JOIN THEM YOU LAZY FUCKS
HAG SEXXX
>>557398618extremely ugly nails
>>557398590Bro should just stop thinking and choke himself to to get that natural high before busting like a normal person.
>>557398038AY CARAMBA!
Why's there no clubs left
>>557398663I'm already in an A+ club
>>557398663autisuma stole all ovr homeless
>>557398419borgar exploded
>>557398701I kinda want to do this but a high number of suicides are related to erotic self play that is not reported like that to preserve their dignity, I don't want anyone seeing my dead body shitting itself after cumming.Umamusume.
>>557397403Just a few more days until mambo freedom...
>>557397052in no particular orderKing HaloKinguWife HaloKawakami's MommyThe First-Rate Umamusume: King Halo
>>557398663my b+ club only has one flatliner since 2025 so i can't just leave it and hop in a better one
>>557398663The thing is alot of normie clubs are burning out so, I'll stay in my comfy B+ club who somehow ranked A this month.Imagine alot of /uma/ B+ club promoted to A because of mass burnout from MANT
>>557398832Rape dotoposters.
>>557398832just hold your breath during climax like anyone who isn't David Carradine
>>557398832doto would say this
>>557397403please don't log in please don't log in please free us from this suffering
>>557398270Yeeeah, 1/8, let's go Bakushin.Man, I really deleted my own ace.
it's a new daythe worst day since yesterdayand the worst until tomorrow
mares....
>>557399108
>>557398832That only happens when people get to cocky and do something stupid like attach a rope to a doorknob literally just do it in a way that requires you to be conscious for pressure to be applied. Also don't actually use rope I learned that lesson when it left a mark that didn't go away for over a week I just use my long johns. Umamusume.
Year of the horse.
I think a career run should cost 20 TP by default.
WHERE'S MY UMA GIFTING CHOCOLATE ANIMATION CYGAMES??!
VIPER- anon choke wanking himself with his long johns
I think there shouldn't be a TP system and all careers should cost 10 carats no matter what.
>>557399436I know a teiobro post when i see it
:)
>>557399431
>>557399678UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
>>557399665My BMI hovers around 22 though.
suzuka let me kiss her feet for valentine's day...
The loathsome water drinker...
Wait a minute, chink zodiac signs are based on animals but the horse is replaced with uma musumeDoes that mean uma musumes are identified as "animals"They are lower than NINGEN WOMEN?Oh no no no
Damn, nearly entered group A by accident.That could've been bad.
>>557399907Dragon deez nuts across your faceGottem
i wish i had an annoying but cute and fat tittied friend like tickezo
>>557399969you are getting into A whenever you like it or not
>>557399969You NEED to advance to group A on round 1
>>557399912
> finished by nose, nose, headsprint cms are so much better to watch actually
>>557400085
That one image of Doto bullying Shakur with a bat
10 minutes
>>557400316so evil...
>>557400035>>557400081I am NOT getting my low 13k trainees blasted by real sprinters.Especially not after losing my ace.
>>557399969Anon...
>>557400375Whether you enter Group A or not 1st round doesn't matter. You can still fall to Group B on round 2
>>557400375Remake your ace before day 2 begins
>>557400316dotobros ovr repvtation...
>>557400115yeah only sprint umas are allowed to finish by nose, retard
>>557400375>the retard handicap
The winner of last year's NHK Cup, Panja Tower is running in 5 minutes!https://kick.com/b01doghos
>>557400375Bakushin is free win how are people even failing this
everyone is using bakushin
KIBO YORI RISO YORI AKOGARE YORIKIMI DAKE GA SHINJITSU TSUKANDE ITAAAAHAKANKUTE HAGESHIKUTE ITSURINAIMANAZASHI WO TOJINAI DEEEEEEYOU CAN CHANGE YOUR DESTINY TOKI NO MUKOOOOOUUUYOU CAN CHANGE YOUR FUTURE YAMI NO MUKOOOOOUUUUUUUWE CAN SHARE THE HAPPINESS SAGASHITE YUKUUUUUAISHI ATTAAAA ANO HI WOOOOOYOU CAN CHANGE YOUR DESTINY TOKI NO MUKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU*TENENE NE NE NEN TENENENEEEEEN NEEEEEEEEEN*
>>557400375You have the mentality of a peasant, you're a coward and a fraud
doto stocks PLUMMETING
>my aces perform well in /uma/ lobbies>completely shit the bed in the actual CMI don't understand why this is happening and I can't be bothered to do last minute remakes, not worth the effort. I'll just take my group A gold/silver again.
>>557400316The allegations were trueDoto is Shakur's bullySomeone call Fine Motion
>>557400375Don't be scared of the S ranks, you'll be fine if you just trust in your trainees
>>557400829This but the complete opposite.
>>557400375It's your choice but I feel you can get AT LEAST 1 win to guarantee B finals if you get into A on stage 2, this CM is unironically an RNGfest so even the strongest sprinter can lose to a suboptimal Ulala
which uma would do this>>557400872sexo!!!!!!!
I did a Bobo sketch.
>Want to give up the run over a unity draw>Turf S
>>557400872rubbing my thing between her thighs
>>557400967cute bobo *smooch*
>>557400446>>557400783But I can get better rewards against group B.Realistically, I would be able to win, at best, 1 race every 5 against real competition.That's up to 30 carats.Meanwhile, against group B level players, I'm sure I can get, 2, 3, maybe even 4 wins every 5 races. That's up to 50 carats.No matter how you look at it, it is the optimal decision.
Why are their straggler /uma/ clubs not in the clublist? Ran into a club named 2ch^2
>>557400375This CM is completely gambling. My Doto got some wins and she can't proc her unique at all this CM. Everything goes this CM.
>>557400967what the fuck is that neckit looks like shitAI slop is better
>>557401065The idea that some danchuds are not attentionwhores is insane
>>557401065probably /v/ clubs
>>557400967Cute!!!
>>557400967>regular umas>slop drawings>slop robot uma>real drawingsSOVL
>>557400967nicely done
>>557400967why does she look like skibidi toilet?
>>557401129Checked em up on chrono, had /uma/ as motto
>>557401043You’re failing to account for the fact that if you remake your ace with the 10 borrows you have between today and tomorrow, you can luck into Group A Finals, which guarantees you the top tier of rewards of Group B Finals.
uma game tries to negentropy you constantly, if you follow the predetermined (by game) path of the optimal choices you can take, if you spot them... in an entropic system, small parts of it can be negentropic, but the system as a whole will still go towards entropy (k= 0). the turns you have will always run out and the stats you get are what you get
>>557400115>still no photo finish mechanic in racesWhy is Cygays so retarded?
>>557400967Based anon.
>>557401107I'll fatten her neck up
>>557400967Very well done anon. It's probably just your art style but neck can do some improvement >>557401043anon Group A's lowest reward is higher than Group B's 1st place except for the titles
>>557401065There are clubs that operate outside of /uma/ that use /uma/ to advertise and recruit
Next is Neom Turf Cup (G1) in 40 minutesShin Emperor won it last year when it was a G2
>>557401236they're appropriating ovr cvltvre....
>>557401065Apparently it's a russian /uma/ club. I happened to ask one of their members in here before
>>557400967nice work
what's the point of valentine voice lines and event when everybody knows that all umas are lesbian so the chocolate is just out of obligation or pity
>>557401043You're forgetting that if you can manage to win 3 in a set (not terribly unlikely thanks to how gambly sprints are) you not only get the same rewards as a 4-win in Group B but also get A finals, which outdoes the rewards from B finals even if you get third and has the potential to go way higher if you get 1st/2nd (again, not terribly unlikely since sprints are more gambly)And if you drop a set early to remain in Group B you're also losing carats from those wins in Round 1 as well which almost entirely negates whatever scraps you would have gotten by doing "better" in Group B
>>557400967Maan, I wish I could draw
please tell me this hag will do the job, i hate building front but i dont have many dirt umas so
>>557400967i saved it just so i could delete that TRASH
>>557400967nice art
>>557401582melty
>>557401682This your new Moonlight Sho ace or...?
Maybe I should do some Neicha careers...
>>557401460Average CM9 room
>>557401682Your THH isn’t that consistent, and you want Moxie
>>557401065yooo that's ovr club how'd you find it>>557401560it indeed is
>>557401682>Firm conditions Bro...
VIPER- horses on da track (horse modulator track remX)
>>557401494They'll h4ve t0 pry it fr0m my c0ld d3ad h4nds!>>557401560Huh, that's neat
Post silly moments
>>557401846>Moxie when uphill is late raceyeah ok anon
>>557400967BOBO NO OUR RETIREMENT SAVINGS
>>557401846
>>557400967Boubo must be loaded to get that chocolate... Nice work
>>557401460damn, it was my boy João Moreira riding with Panja Tower
>Te*o is collaborating with the antichrist
>>557401614same. i wish i had been born with the talent for it. unfortunately some people can do it and some people just cant.
>>557401043WHERE'S YOUR LOVE FOR RACING?DO YOU THINK YOUR EL CONDOR PASA WOULD'VE WANTED YOU TO DO THIS?THERE'S NO HONOR IN INTENTIONALLY JOBBING
>>557401910Gaslight.
>>557401846>>557401910holy fuck never asking /uma/ for advice ever again
>>557401956what the fuck is even happening here, why is taishin able to go that far forward? i thought she would be hobbled by poskeep?
>>557401956POTENTIAL
>>557401956I was waiting for PDM as the punch line
>>557401956
>>557402232If you chain skills just right until you reach past the 50% mark, you never pace down
>>557402232Speed skills disable pdm while active
>>5574022321% luck that the skills chain together perfectly. any lapse at all and she goes to the back.
>>557402353DEIO STEBB DA :DDDDDDD
>>557402307
>>557401387yeah now that I posted it I see it now it should have been thicker.
>>557401956SOULFUL team
>>557402232
Surely spending 30k carats to get 1 (one) Valentine Mihono Bourbon will fix me
I NEED CRIPPLE CHAN AND A PAL CARD OF HER RIGHT NOW!https://x.com/i/status/2022645973407928415
>>557402687if you spend 30k you'll also get a bunch of other 3* dupe umas
>>557402753I'm getting raped aren't I
>>557401682You won't 1200 and not a point lower for Aquarius, right?
if i was a torainer i would probably get two chocolates too, store bought from tazuna and akikawa as a trainer support program
aaaaieeee what's this??? I'm getting spoiled delete this
Holy shit it's the symbols!
>>557402976>not even 1500cyhebs...
>>557401860Accidentally from pubrooms
>>557402976taiki is love
i see a suspiciously high number of uma related posts on /lgbt/
>>557403012Wait all those times the symbols just meant predictions from the announcers or something
>>557402687I really want another FR but I'm a Seiyunlet, also I badly need cards overall.
>>557403113>/lgbt/teiobro...
>>557403012>triple double circleTazuna failed me enough to know this is not a good omen
>>557402976why didn't we get christmas gibs
>>557401957>>557402041>>557402221I was wrong, THH is proccing consistently and moxie is worse than Corner Recovery
>round one unity cup>top choice>drawname a better pairing
>>557403012number 3 is going to job isn't he?
TAIIISHIIIN TESTOOO!!!
>>557403336I love her.
>>557403292christmas gibs for us are evo skills that will kill hoguri
>>>/lgbt/42662356
>>557403336
How good is Rushing gale for dirt cm anyway
This has to be the sweatiest CM and it’s before MANT too. How can you stand this shit
>>557403462Currensisters...
>>557403462It was really the troons all along...
>>557403462currenbros ovr repvtat- no yeah actually this was expected
curren stocks PLUMMETING
I'm going on a date with my wife today
>>557403462blud, why are you at that board
>>557403462how did you find that post?
Cam Moxie replace the missing stamina? Do I need the Restless?Already took 777.
>>557403462>currentroonsinteresting I figured Chiyo would be the most popular with that crowd
>>557403462currenbros care to explain this?
who's the jockey for alohi alii? saudi tards cut off the jopckey name in the meeting file
2 of my aces are doing ok but the third one is absolutely bagging every raceis there any merit bringing a debuffer to the sprint CM? maybe some speed down for the pace chasers?
>>557403687I'd get restless
>>557403723teiohomo...
>>557403462/v/ escapees are insane
>>557403723>currenbrosthey've transitioned to currensisters
>>557403321>gasulator
Kitansan Black? Who the fuck is that? Anyways have you guys seen Sugar Plum? Now that's a good and slutty umamusume who deserves to be aggressively violated after I rape my own trainer.
>>557403723>>557403697>>557403635>>557403604>>557403564>>557403541Most LGBT agree that the T should be removed from earth, you can be gay and hate troons too this accusation is shameless, unfounded and most of all rude.
>>557403723>Teio and Mayano are roommates>plot together to bring down curren's good image
Danchud logged in...
>>557403896For me it's gentle and sweet love with Sugar Lights
>>557403462>look at latest post>"I run like this"i see you.
>>557403978>LGBTWhat is this, the 80s? It's 2SLGBTQI+ now.
it's over currenxisters...
>>557403462LMAO but expected from Currenfags
>>557402838Funny you mention that given that I sparked on the all banner and got 6 new ones.>>557403153>I badly need cards overall.We all do>>557403978>group wants to remove element AFTER it started getting backlashboo hoo hoo nigga
>>557403752Iwata
I want to have wholesome moments with Gold Ship but she keeps using me as a punching bag
>>557403462Trannies in our midst
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING I GET THE TEASING THOT OF ALL UMAS ON VALENTINES DAYYYYY AAA FUCK YOU YOU TRAITOROUS 50CARAT DAILY
>>557403863It's not my problem whether or not you're able to utilize the tools available correctly, I've corrected my mistake, my conscience is clear
>>557404028
>>557404115Where is the H?
>>557404280haha you're a tranny
Does Regular Maru accel work for dirt lates? whomst do i pick as a second parent apart from ryan
>>557404345Yes, she's good.
>>557404028Mambo revolution dream is over...
>>557404280Congrats on your transition xister
Neom Turf Cup (G1) is startinghttps://kick.com/b01doghos
a pure umadol would NEVER
>this retard lost derbyI'm so tired of this asshole.
FUcking hell I made the mistake to click the catalogue of that board, just fucking kill them all please
got my first S+too bad she didn't get mile S so she is useless
>>557404442i wish the game had this camera angles
What is the percentage of Fuku event chains?I could not get pass the second one yet.
Not gonna have Curren as my ace anymore
>>557404280>threw 150 for shits and giggles since it's valentine's>I'm so fucking happy rn, roll NOW
What's sex with Gold City like
>>557404518god yeah its super gross. almost as bad as opening a videogame thread and seeing real actual horse pussy.
>>557404280You're not retaining semen this week
>>557404704Enjoy Ama wife
>>557404198Its not only cards, but rather having correct things. Front runners have the problem that their cards cannot be used.Ideally you want Falco card for groundwork, a good seiyun parent, correct greens to trigger groundwork+ navigation. Also you'll need at least 2 fronts for every single CM, and honestly making a pacer is easier, more versatile and more effective.
>>557404616I wish the game went harder with the race track and races, a low poly ambulance, a sprite of a helicopter in the distance or a couple camera men/drones would go hard not to mention adding an actual photo finish comparison
>>557404704Results may vary
What the fuck
>>557404885>Falco cardNot for long. Bakushin is releasing soon
>>557404864I will, bro
Do purple skills activate Groundwork
>>557404201where is this one from? the saudi one is unbearable to look at
>>557404263amogus
>>557394724If it was just about her personality then it would be whatever, I don't really care much for her type to begin with but that's fine everyone has their preferences, but SiriusT is the biggest fucking pathetic pussybitch of a trainer that it just completely turns me off of anything related to her. She really was designed for women Ts or the most pussy whipped guys.
>>557404891>not to mention adding an actual photo finish comparisonYeah it genuinely surprises me that this isn't a thing. When I started playing I assumed if you won by a nose or something you'd see a photo finish cutscene. Since then though I've noticed that the announcer is actually wrong sometimes and I think they can't do a photo finish thing because it wouldn't be accurate enough in many cases.
uokka cute
>>557405008>She really was designed for womenI will now pull for Symboli.
>>557404970Her career is comfy and she is quite well adjusted to boot.
>>557404704
>>557404920She's from the era where quaaludes were widespread and acceptable, please understand
>>557404731amazing, once you finally get her into bed she would be insatiable
>>557404989https://issuu.com/equestrian-jcsa/docs/saudi_cup_2026_race_cards_saturday_14_feb_2026
>>557404731paid
>>557404731she'll do whatever you want for the right price
>>557399486I think you should be raped by a pack of feral niggers
>>557404731dispassionate while she's on her phone
>>557405046>she even blushescute
>>557404949Dunno if its a good idea to roll for that if I aim to MLB Tachyon card.
>>557399905GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
so, when MANT arrives, i assume all those big clubs will have inflated fan quota too?i have always been in B+ clubs with no quota, probably i will stay this way
I'm surprised I don't see more Hishiama. Isn't she, like the perfect wife? Also an end closer. And a mare. And cool as fuck.
>>557405393me but with 2L coca cola bottles
>>557404949who the fuck is pulling for bakushin guts instead of smaru speed lmao
>>557405520Teiobwo...
>>557405393Weak, do it in one go.
>>557405432She's also brown.
>>557405393sexo suzuka
>>557405413They will be forced to use fan decks to survive. The S rank club meta will be poaching any autist who does all their borrows and pray the A clubs and lower are filled with flatliners who quit.
>>557405432I got her during my free Tamtam rolls. Big fan and posted about her a bit. I love her tardwrangling of the juniors and Brian
>>557405432cringe and brown
>>557405607Yeah but anime sexo brown.
>>557405393she has to drink lots so she can sweat into her shoes and tights...
>>557401910"Dear nigger god: please rape this man. Amen."
Never forget
sorry danchou, but my girls are doing well enough in cm 10 rooms for me to no longer want to grind out 5 daily careers, so it's a single comfy wife run per day until MANT is out
JESUS WAS A BLACK MAAN
>>557405560It's an interesting card at 1LB, especially if you don't have plans on pulling any frontrunners.But. Useless gold skill.And. TE tied to Maxing Bond Gauge.
>>557401956Any time my gutsmaxx frontrunner Akebono wins is a silly momenthttps://litter.catbox.moe/nkcp81yoqaddmkrs.webm
>>557405846No, Morgan Freeman plays as God, Jesus is always a white-oliveish male.
the cringe and brown posters are brown posters with self esteem issues. the brown sexo posters are white posters who want to colonize a brown wife.
>>557405432>hardly any anons even have her>she isn't meta>90% of the anons here don't even read the stories anywayAt least she gets talked about every now and then
>>557399486This and make borrows 15
>>557405912It's been quite some time since I last watched Bruce Almighty
>>557405432>JS TeachUmamusume U149 when?
my club is now worse than 3000 so i'm going to do one fan career a day
>>557405432I do love me a brown queen, but I dont care for end closers, so someone else will eventually fill that niche in my roster
>>557405889not reallyguts card below 10 RB is worthlesswhales already have MLB bakushin speedmost will use vbobo for guaranteed groundwork until her wit card drops
>>557405973What gave it away?
Last detox days with only 1 career per day before next event with pts and MANT right after. Cherish this very moment.
>>557405432the main problem with most end closers is that they aren't gold ship
>>557405973I'm brown and have self esteem issues and I think Hishiama is sex
>>557405432>I don't see XNobody has her, and those that did get her probably quit
>>557406202>detox daysBro there's a CM running RIGHT NOW
>>557405090>plenty guys out there>decides to drug her trainer?
im trying for a second 3* speed grass wonder (even though I should probably be on vodka) with my 3* speed oguri fan run parent on her, and a guest
>>557406204*enters*
>>557405973cringe and brown post
>>557405973But I want to make babies with Hishi Amazon>self esteem issuesHow did you know?
>>557404980Yes afaik
>>557406278thats hot .thats my fetish I thinknot that anon tho
>>557390090Average woman
>>557406272Everyone has team ready for a long time already.
>>557404980average acupuncturist career
>>557404980based question
>>557404980Hear me out: gatekept groundwork golshi.
>no stinko>no nishino powerit's never been so over
>>557406467tazuna, how come he gets to run TWO taishins?
>>557405973I have nothing against Hishiama and Kris, but brown anime girls are always less popular than the fair-skinned ones. You're just not going to see them as much.
where do I get my chocolates
>>557404980kek
you WILL pull for her
Utsuko Omorashi really pisses me off.
Shinjobber...
>>557402232Pacemarker (Falco) forced everyone into Pace-Down mode because she sucks dickVelocity skill ignores Pace-Down modebasically Front Urara strat moment
>>557406780pull my dick off to that sexy b utt
>>557406780I did not pull for Seiun. I did not pull for SMaru. I will not pull for VBourbon.
Oh yeah, post your your Hishi ama fan counts
>>557406780I do believe I will. And get spooked by Narita Brian, Falco, Dober, and Seiun while I'm at it.
>>557406780again? fine*unzips*
>>557406327>immediately uses it right after earlyWhat now?
>>557406895I just got her...
Which uma gets the most chocolate?
>>557406853but you did pull for oguri
>>557406780nah late surgers for life
shes the G.O.A.T
>>557406895
>>557406990Rudolf or Brian, probably. Fuji is a close third, too
>>557400967SOVL
>>557407005Oguri is not a front runner, but I also did not pull for XOguri.
>>557406780I actually won't. I used all my shit to pity Seiun. So unless she comes in 1 pull, it ain't happening, chief.
>>557406780I'm a pacegawd not touching frontrunner garbage
>>557406348all gacha dorks have self-estee problems
Red Sea Turf Handicap (G2) 3000m in 8 minutes
>>557407108>I used all my shit to pity Seiun.bwo that was like a year ago
Did anyone watch the Saudi Cup this morning? How'd it go?
>>557407359it hasn't happened yet
>>557406780100%>>557407040I have great news for you
>>557405892>Another Sprint BiwaDangerously based
>club has been at 29/30 for a while nowbros...
>>557407249Same with your mom, but she still keeps coming back for more.
>>557407481>late surger bobonani the fuck
>>557406780I will. I can hardly hold my load any longer.
>>557407540reinviting all the kicked membs
>>557407359Saudi Cup is after the next racehttps://kick.com/b01doghos
*Sssssip*Ahhh, that's the stuff. That first pasa parent run of the day. Nothing feels better.
How much longer until the Saudi Cup?
membs rejoined after a long period of inactivity are worth 15 members if they rejoin they will owe the club, and do better. they will be back with a second wind
>missed one copy of welfare dober wit>10% RB>1 energy recovery at 3LB>5 energy recovery at MLBfuck sake
>>557407592I wish to have someone that looks exactly like this but is abusive towards me
>>557407224Who's the favorite?
El Condor Pasa owes me sex and a 12 pack of modelo especial
>>557407689tit window and puffy mound...
>>557407689is her alt unique even useful
>remember hearing the game didn't work on android 16 beta>install android 17 beta anyway>game won't launch
>>557407689No one can convince me the designer didn't draw this with one hand on his dick
>>557407554Take the mutation pill
>Use falco card for groundwork>Can only run two wit cards, 800 wit at best. Guarantee lose against 3 wit cards.>Lottery for groundwork>Can get to 1k wit for sure if you aren't mind break from trying to get in proc.AHH fuck front running.
>>557407946not really smart of you
>>557406780i know where you got this image from
I want another Clover incidentcome on, Danchuds
a vocal range to rival golshi...
>>557407592Do girls get itchy wearing that type of bras?
>>557408289
>>557407939Can you tell which of these is the alt pasa inherit and which is Let's Pump? You know, the inherit that's considered so important that you have to take it on any track where it works?
>>557408240Wait until Bakushin Guts retardbro
>>557407592Succubus
>>557408360why are you asking us about girls? kek
Smart Opera is smart.
>>557405413when I played JP my dancho increased the daily amount to 5m and lots of people quit then later made a shoe trading club with no quota
>>557408289After the failed Mambogeddon I lost all faith in club drama
>>557408360I'm too lazy to make a tulpa so I can't answer that question
>>557408360Laurel would ask her trainer to tickle her nipples
>>557408410erm...
Okay but I really really really love Stego.
>>557408410Btw the point I'm trying to make here is that the alt condor inherit is literally as good as Pump. I don't know why nobody takes it. You can just use both instead of having to be a doberslave. It's LITERALLY better than dober. Nobody can see the truth except for me.
>>557408614>mambogeddonall the members leave and start their own club with one of the Four Kings as Danchou?
>>557408360The inner lining is actually soft and nice to the skin unlike the decorative material outside , don't ask me how I know
there we was the three of us the thief the priest and I
>>557408685You don't have a YouTube channel so I dunno if I can trust you...
>>557408659not very much, it seems
>>557408843My last time doing what I usually do got deleted. Didn't even get a warning, so I'm assuming I just got reported and deleted for flooding, so I stopped.
>>557408410they're both condor's fury gaslighting faggot
got my wit training to break into reporter friendship training this is big for e (number) and iG = e^2pi,i = G
>>557408410quality bait
>>557409056you gushing about Stego is bad while GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUGposting is fine?what kind of gay ass faggot jannies are we dealing with here, why can't they be raped to death instead?
34 minutes until Saudi Cup
e^2pi +1 ...wit training (viper)
>>557409198One is on topic and the other isn't
I fucking hate Taiki's accent larp so much.
Should I pop her cherry?
>>557408132STOP POSTING IMMEDIATELY
>>557408716Club impoldes and then who knows
>>557408685>final straight only>requires overtake targetlollmao
>>557409198Stego isn't in global, Suzuka is in global. It's not really that hard to grasp really
glugposting is not fine? cringe!
>>557408573it turned into granblue GW eventually wtf?
ROYCE YOU CAN'T SAY THAT
>>557409059based
>>557409059>Pump>Has to be 6th>Condor>Has to be between 4th and 7thThis post has actually made me think though. Isn't Condor's Fury really, really good even if that guy is baiting?
>train on reporter >extra laps eventpoggers this makes the penis the hard penis
>>557409375by that logic, all the Valentineposting last night should have been deleted and JP posters b&, because not on topic, not in Globaltherefore, etc.
>>557409494depends on the track and condor's fury only procs when overtaking
>>557409375https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/1975018519332090011Can we tell Uma to stop being off topic
danchud can you like finally fill in the slots
Odds I keep slaving away for dirt parentsEvens I remake sprint aces after seeing that they jobbed hard today
>>557409567That's because I didn't bother to report it, as the mayor of /uma/ I'll let them slide for now
>>557409621>activate pump>begin to accel>overtake>immediately activate condorI'm becoming condorpilled
>>557409680nop plus there is an officer now so he can go have something to do
>>557409726What if they jobbed on round 2?
>got golden inspiration both times
>>557408510Trainees habitually go through their trainers' mail to get rid of any letters from other women, don't be fooled
I wonder what everyone thinks when Sprint Ticket ends up winning
>>557409774It's fine, I can just go to finals B
>>557409680but mambo is full?
hehe cool names
>>557409761
>>557403462i literally run like this THOUGH
>>557409979>>557409979>>557409979
>>557409863how do you make race webms to post here?
>>557409978daiwa would maybe say this
>>557409280I fucking hate YOUR nigger post so much.Haha wow, I've been here 20 years and don't think I ever posted that before, congrats on being my first.
>>557409280gayest post in the thread and that's saying something
>>557410021I just use Steam's inbuilt recorder as I do my CM races, then clip it into a video file and shove it into Handbrake. I clear out the audio, select my slightly tweaked version of the default 480p30 preset and tweak the quality slider until it goes under 4MB. Not the most elegant solution but it's comfy and pretty easy to use.
>>557409280dont say that des...
>>557409494it's red shift but 4-7 instead of 1-5good for cm13, maybe 15 and 16
>>557410767how fast does handbrake take to process? have you used ffmpeg and can compare?
>>557409280I'm wiener dess
>>557408630Succubus
>>557411110I haven't really used ffmpeg myself so I don't know how it compares, but I tend to put the encoder on Very Slow and it still finishes pretty fast. That said, I do have a really beefy PC (7950x3D and 4080 Super) so your mileage may vary.
