Previous: >>557390001>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Sakura Chiyono O (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Sasami Anshinzawa (Pal), SR Tamamo Cross (Guts), SSR Riko Kashimoto (Pal), SSR Tazuna Hayakawa (Pal)Current CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mMain Story Chapter 5 is out01/27 - New Beginnings Part 102/11 - 02/19 - Sakura Chiyono O+Tazuna SSR+Riko SSR Rerun02/13 - 02/19 - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Valentine Taiki Shuttle (3*), Valentine Sounds of Earth (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru, SSR Neo UniverseNew Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/Happy Valentines /uma/
Digitan LOVE
Im the boss of this tracen
Teioslugs...Currentroons...
if you are danchou go read the 48 laws of power
Le Fish or whatever the name is has 2 slots. You can join, barely do 1-2 career per day and you're good.
I didn't get chocolate from my trainee today...
Are you guys taking mummy or hag for the second late surger parent on dirt
currenxisters our stocks...
i run like curren
>>557410234No
>>557410183if you are not dancho go read 12 rules for life
>>557410198go read the 48 laws of power
>Go to sadpanda with english being searched>Theres alot of horse sex on the front page
Since it's valentines... If you win the CM with your non-meta uma, I'll take you on a cute e-date, anon :3
if you are, go read
Sakura Chiyono O owes me unprotected sex!
Go to your trainer note, sort by bond points and post em
>>557410270
ace on my face
>there are trainers cheating on their trainees with ningen on this holy day
in my mind, I got bakshin O pregnant >>557410320post it?
>>557410460https://exhentai.org/?f_cats=1015&f_search=english
>>557410320oh wow, you are right
>>557410261
Umadash is looking for one (1) oji-san>30M/ fans/monththat's the only rule, and since it's already halfway, Danchou's flexible for February.Drop your ID and come on in, it's fun in there.
>>557410320ahhh, eto~ bleh!
>>557410543>https://exhentai.org/?f_cats=1015&f_search=english
>>557410543nice IP grabber do you not have to fuck around with the cookie trick or whatever to access that site anymore?
Dogs shouldn't be handling chocolate.
I'm genuinely feeling really down after playing Chiyono's career... Reaching your peak in your first year and feeling your body slow down as you're unable to keep up with racers you completely blitzed only months ago is horrible... She's such a peppy girl that for her to start off so strong and finish a career so weak leaves a bad taste in my mouth. She doesn't even get a last hurrah since by the time she gets to face Maru she's already long past her peak and Maru is able to demolish her
>>557410432eww, not THIS toreinafuck thatningen women disgust me with the possible exception of that hag someone posted last night with Light Hello. Still wouldn't, though.
you can get chocolate for dogs :)
I guess I might as well use Falcon for guaranteed Groundwork and Corner Recovery/Front Savvy hints seeing how it's still easy to max out stats like this. Too bad my blue sparks are complete trash for Dirt, could max out Power if they were decent
GOOOOOOOOOD morning laddies! Has everyone been a good boy since I left 2 threads ago?Has any JPbro be super mean and post and SPOiiLER? >>557372546
>>557410828I know, I remember eating it.
15 minutes until Saudi Cuphttps://kick.com/b01doghos
>so many valentine fanartsnips really love it
>>557410760is that really what her career is about? so they put a roided maru into it to simulate the experience of losing your strength? jesus christhow does that even make sense though considering maru is her fucking mom? did maru just never hit her peak?
>>557410976hehe
zoomie sex
20 chocolate in da jar
>>557410885>Woman always bitch about calorie bombs and choco going to their fat fuck hipsWould love one of them to eat condensed Gentle choco>>557411037You don't? Have you seen all the in-game hard 3-4 threads ago?
>>557410997gonna make me a breakfast scramble and watch the shit outta that, thanks anon
>>557411068The super car is just built different.
anon is just trying to bait me into being horny but if I had a dogge gf (not getting one today tho) I would mash up the £2.99 meatballs and put them in a dog bowl. they taste like dog food umamusume
To anyone still without a club and looking to find oneLe fishe (formerly Bricked) is not full and recruiting two(2) people.>comfy A+ club>10 mil quota for February>normally 20 mil/month but most members exceed it anywayIf you're interested, feel free to reply to this with your Trainer ID so I can send you an invite!The next 12 hours is probably the last call for us, we'll fight the good fight for A+ regardless if we're full or not.
>>557411202>>557410885
>>557411175Where did he get the knife from?
>>557410997>Chinese re-stream of a Japanese stream of a Saudi Arabian live event full of Chinese comments in the chatWhat is happening
I HATE THE SWEEP TOSHO AGEMASEN SPURT CARD THIS CARD IS SO FUCKING DOG SHIT WHY THE FUCK DOES IT START AT 0 BOND AT MLB?? WHY IS THE GOLD SKILL A VISION SKILL?? MR COCK AND BALLS CANT COME SOON ENOUGH
>>557411402Non member here, this club is fucking ass
>>557411440end closers aren't allowed to have good cards
>>557411440that sweep ssr is the hugest bait ever released. literally just use he/she amazon.
>>557411068There's summer events where Mejiro Ardan and the training autist are all hyped and having fun working out whilst Chiyo is shocked at her own lack of stamina to keep up with them. Its genuinely really sad to read. She kinda gets over it thanks to Maru telling her that she'd hit her peak a long time ago too but she still enjoys running. Unfortunately a large portion of the story is about Maru wanting to pass down her hopes and dreams to Chiyo by having Chiyo beat her. Chiyo almost beats her in skrims but then decides that she wants to get better before challenging Maru... just to hit her peak and be unable to compete.
cute
>>557411402awooooooooooooooooga
if I spent 24 hours with (a) gf I would put her in a room with the dog bowl full of meatballs and check back in 10 minutes if she ate it or not. umamusume
>>557411561
>>557411670im going to eat meatballs for lunch because of these posts
>>557411634danchou...
>>557411402
>>557411068chiyo has the hardest career opponents imo, there's roided 350//350//350 Ardan in her DAHBY goal who even without her ult is happy to fuck you over if slightly unlucky, and that maruzen head-on gatekeeping demon
>>557411735dogge
>>557411202when do we get that shit in global, all we get now is one quick one-liner and that's it
why do so many dirt G1s get you pitiful amounts of fans? the japan dirt derby is literally 4500. what the fuck?
Let it go buddy.
>>557410997I haven't been keeping up. Which one is Forever Young?
5 MINUTESGET IN HEREhttps://kick.com/b01doghos>>557411908lokk at this image (number 3)
still cant let her go
>>557411908who looks like the protagonist in that photo? that should be the answer
>>557411908red mask gate 6 tracen sleeves
>>557411908sorry anon, forever young died in his last race.
>>557411879Japs HATE dirt races and refuse to show up to them
Cursed Parent run.
Maru should stop raping her daughter in Career
>FY has a jockey camnice
>ear socks are real
>if you fail to win the race in sasami's event, tazuna shows upI literally laughed out loud. This game is great sometimes.
Forever Young firstperson
>>557412240kek
>>557412164Wouldn't this negatively impact their performance? I mean it's more weight after all
>>557412240I hate this gaslighting green woman
>Those cheersIs FY an umadol?
>>557412164>>557412197CURREN!?
https://youtu.be/ECF8seCPS-YSaudi cup last year was fucking KINO
>>557412325go pros weigh nothing are you stupid
>>557410679You just have to be logged into the forums.
They took off his menko
RACE STARTING SOON
yeah its just an empty white page
>>557411797If you enter her in the senior Arima Kinen you also face a boss CB with Maru-like stats and Encroaching Shadow on the best track for Spurt.
win by neck upset desu
>>557412525>>557412401
HES BROCKED
if ur brockedur brocked
I WANT TO BE
GOAL IN
Never doubted
oh shit HE DID IT
LET'S GO EBAYAAAAAN
KINOEBAYAN IS MY HERO
FOREVER YOUNG WINS LOL
RIGGED
LETS FUCKING GO
FEREVER YAAAAANG
holy fuck
fucker made it look easy
the dirt gawd...
waiting to get the email of the screenshot I sent to myself to post it ...
FOREVER CHAD
Forever GOD
GOOOOOAAAAALLLLLLLL INNNNNNNNNNN
>oh no he's blocked>camera view change>nevermind he has plenty of space>takes the lead from the insidehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFEWBm_3yK8
raid???
I MISSED IT FUCK MY SHITTY LIFE I THOUGHT IT WAS NEXT THURSDAY
WHY DID I ACTUALLY GET GOOSEBUMPS WATCHING HIM WINKEIBAGODS I MISJUDGED YOU
keibaniggers deserve to be b&
THE ONE AND ONLYFOREVER YOUNG
>another g1 winthe glazing in the forever young uma career is going to be Suzuka-tier
>>557412926>they let the pace pass on the inside
Ebayan won this last year too right?
I hate JPniggers so much it's unreal
Whens' the Saudi scenario?
heres my new 3* grass wonder (2 in like 20M fans lmao), that didnt finish the finalsnow I can go return to the 9* vodka grind (those runs will be using vodka as her own grandparent but its fine) for a new star uma and parent for my fan runs
>sudden englishUGH
>>557413017yephes THE dirt god now
Enough about those d*rters.
How strong will Ebayan be on release? Surely they wont make his Uma a shitter?
>english commentators just shit talking Nevada Beachlol
>>557413017Yeah, last year's race was a lot more exciting. You have to watch it.
dirt cm soon
>finally get Mile S and Groundork>run gives me mood down events every other turn, three failed trainings (two at 6% and one at 11%), and the unity cup duo doesn't even show up for URA because the game refused to let me pop orbsThis game fucking sucks. Why do I even play it.
START JP ACCOUNT NOW HE WILL BE THE ANNI UNIT
well done, he had absolutely everything under control
>Already updated
I'm debating rolling Ardan... I'd probably only be using her for team trials but I kinda want to read her full career story for myself and have her as a trophy horse. How is her career? Does her glass legs thing fuck her over?
>>557413109nyoo...
Does this mean he can finally get his donuts as a reward?
>>557413034Hooeh? Nande?
Nigers won Dirters won
>>557413249>HooehArigatou
EVERY DIRT HORSE WILL BE BUFFED
Now get Dubai World Cup and Ebayan is going to be the biggest earner of the 21st century
>No pressure, this is my jobsasuga japs
>>557413340>that butt
Ulalagods?
>>557413109Please don't remind me. I should actually start grandparent/parent farming now to prep for it. I wonder how the new scenario is going to be too. If I could just lazily keep using the onsen scenario that would be nice...
>>557413375>images (1).jpg
>>557413279Forever Young?A pacegod.
>>557413440They fucking up rooms in this CMThey weren't joining rooms beforeWhat the fuck is this bullshit
>>557413109
I backread
Can Ebayan go for a double BCC win? How does that race work?
>casually wins a G1 >Uma design reveal very soon on the 24th on his birthday and game anniversaryEbayan just can’t stop winning bros
>>557413509>he's paceI thought the pacegene was eliminated from Japan after the Sundayman cleansing? The legacy of the Mejiros... the Stayer that was promised...
>>557413461kissu
>>557413694I don't know, I just made that up.
>>557413770DON'T PLAY WITH MY HEART ANON
That Forever Young won the Saudi Cup again huh?I better keep my ass in this country... OR I'M FINISHED!
>>557413660BCC is for 3yo and older, he can go there but we don't know what Fujita nad Yahagi will decide, they talked about Champions Cup to get the first Domestic G1 win for Fujita and Arima Kinen as fan service and check FY on Turf
>>557413881
>>557413907SovereignCHUD…
>>557413909>FY on turfoh no no no no noNO NO HIS RECORD
>want to do runs in uma>also don't want to do runs in uma
>>557413694Ehh, directly from Sunday but he has more Secretariat and Northern Dancer genes in him
>>557413907Cough cough I cant do any training im still sick
REMINDER that Speed is a gaslight.
>>557413109round
>>557413909Ebayan on Jap DirtSand just seems like seal clubbing
2 mod(2) = 0 2 mod(1) = 02 mod(-1) = 0 2 mod(-2) = 0
The face of a champion
>>557413636So the reason you guys are so mean to Ryan is…envy? Projection? Currenposters are a pitiful existence…
>>557413660iirc the current plan is for him to prepare for the Arima Kinen after the Dubai World Cup and then retire, no BCC. They really want to see him on turf
I have my spank from the mega banner. Out of those in the right-hand list, which would be the most meta picks?
>>557413671maybe his massive chest and front let him take the corner tighter. i've read that back legs do most of the work but maybe big front improves handling.
The race is over you fags can fuck off to your thread now
>>557414093What on Earth is with his tongue? It just flops about. Some kind of genetic defect?
>>557414119Arima is also the biggest JP race in general. Whether he wins or not they just want to see him retire there for fanservice. If he somehow manages to win though, that’s a massive bonus kek
>>557414165Peasant
>>557414207He is silly like that
Can someone post fat uma milks?
>>557414165how can you not be excited by a new legendary uma in the making?
>>557414165I'm already in my thread though?
>>557414165The race is never over.
>>557414119>only one horse has ever won the BCC twiceShame
>>557414135Tokai Teio
>>557413172She has a unique bad condition like Creek and Taishin so yeah. I don't think it got as bad as Chiyo's career though.
>>557414165You would’ve had a stroke last year when we were watch G1s every weekend. But you wouldn’t know since you’re just a seething newfag tourist
>>557414228If he somehow won his first japanese turf race (and it being the Arima Kinen) that'd be way too absurd
Is there going to be a replay uploaded somewhere? Fuck my stupid life I missed BCC by 5 minutes and now I miss Saudi Cup 2 by 5 minutes. You fags are the only way I am able to keep track of these things.
>>557414135Can’t tell who you enjoy playing.
>>557414470>dirt A, turf B>pace S
>>5574140193/16 prospector3/32 ndancer2/32 secretariat1/3 of him is some part inbred
>>557414509>he doesn't have his clubcord bris reminding himIt's over
Type shit desuwa
>>557414135are you looking for get an ace uma or parent uma
sex with helios as she goes "skibidi toilet skibidi toilet"
>>557414165I'll see you in a week, bitch.
>>557414470He has nothing to lose running the Arima honestly. No big expectations since he’s a dirt horse but the crowd will love watching him regardless especially if he wins somehow
Forever Young will get a fixed retiriment Arima win just like Oguri did.
>>557414653faggot
>>557414640shit
>>557414329fat uma milks
>>557414589don't worrywhen he has kids, the generations will be pushed back again, so the 5th gen in his pedigree won't matter (it will be 6th gen for his kids) unless they breed him with some mare that also has those horses in closer gens
holy FUCK i love this card. nothing ever happens.
>>557414701breeders cup is late october so he loses the chance to run that
>>557414701How's Ebayans career going to work in game since he mostly does Foreign races?
>>557414441The bad condition just seems to be spending more energy when doing multiple races in a row so not that bad. The only conditions I'm really scared of is Sweep getting a guaranteed late start for over half her career. Its more the general career difficulty I'm worrying about for Arden. Chiyo and FineMo have been really tough so I want an easier grind for a change.
>>557414883Breeder's Cup Scenario!!!
uwu I want the sasami pal card
Happy valentines /uma/HonseFun has a slot open - currently A ranked casual clubReply with your ID to save a spot for yourself or apply directly in-gamePlease don't ignore your umas for several days and have fun :)
>>557414701I hope he wins because I do not want another Arima final objective when training a dirt horse.
>japs treat dirt horses like shit>their best horse right now to date is a dirterUmmmm japs?????
>>557414931How would you play FY outside of that scenario then?
Short onehttps://jiggie.fun/umajig2
>>557414820but evidently 1/3 inbred is optimal for retard strength
>>557414931It's all lining up.
>>557414165We (WE) will watch the Tazuna Hayakawa Kinen tonight
>>557414881Yes but obviously they will prioritize their home country especially for a retirement. Would be nice to see him defend his BCC title but it’s not surprising if he goes for Arima instead. Japs would want to see their HotY winner in person
>>557414018I wish I saw this every time I looked down...
>>557414119her result will decide her Turf aptitude
>>557414883There are already uma whose game career doesn't match their life career at all.
>>557414881A double BCC win is basically Legendary Dirter status
>>557415030based
>>557415002MagicJokes aside it could just be another "what if" type scenario like half the 1st year uma
>>557414387I already have her Forma del Fuego>>557414526My favorite is Vodka, but I simply enjoy the game >>557414648Which umas are particularly good in either category? It will go into my consideration.
>>557414982honsefun... you guys made a cute recruitment post once and got a lot of feedback from it... but your gimmick as "the club with good recruitment posts" is jumping the shark...
>>557415140>throw her in every jap dirt G1>she just seal clubs all the competition >ends with a Humilation ritual Arima
>>557415154You should pull Dober
>>557415002just keep the BCC as a goal even outside of the scenarioswap the arab races outdone
>>557415247She could just get an evolve skill that makes her retarded broken that even turf D is enough because Cygames
>>557412240what event
>>557410945you are mentally ill
>>557415401What is your point?
>>557414856>>557415386oh its a pal card
go back and look at my 3* speed grass wonder >:)
>>557414918No marus or CBs there but the triple crown races has 300s umas and pre-summer senior races has 400~500s.
>>557414883We'll see in two weeks
Please don't forget about Almond Ai.Please don't forget about Almond Ai.
>>557415681Try two+ years.
>>557412326Why did she do it?
>>557415746I'll never forget the Oyakadon
>>557415154F.Pasa and Dober comes with pure accel ultDigitan has good affinity with problematic umasbut be warned, Dober is AIDS to train because her ult has Rushed check
She's understammed right? I'm just parent farming but hit the god sparks and... well, you know, the hope...
>>557415004Done.
DigiSEX
>>557415004Easy peashy
Queue up CM right now, there's fucking nobody good on
>>557414135Falco is meta for dirt, Oguri for pretty much everything, Tamamo is cool as hell, SMaru is still meta for fronts, and Brian is an S tier parent.
>>557415863Yeah, the 600 stam hidden check is in effect again.
>>557415863Just test it in lobbies and see if she gasses out
Day2 will be better (it won't)
>>557416085god she's so sex with her hair down
>>557415198What makes you say that
>>557414883you can run the Saudi Cup already, though
>>557415863speed+stam threshold
>>557416085This isn't round...
I have to pull VBourbon in 100 pulls or she'll completely fuck up my future pulling plans
>>557415750there are many hints about the next scenario being about foreign racing, we'll see in the next pakalive >>557414653
>>557416252if 7 you'll get her in 100 pulls
holy fuck that Saudi Cup was amazing, I understand Keibafags a bit, now. >already hyped about Ebayan>he looks absolutely fucked halfway through>already groaning to myself, "when you're brocked....">passes on the inside (kino) and tears ass down the final stretch, easy winCINEMA
>>557415154Aces:Oguri Cap (especially better as a late surger in comparison to her christmas version)Summer Maru (though will fall off near the end of mant when her strong support card releases and she wont be able to use it herself)Falcon (needs turf parents but otherwise solid front)Parents:Dober (for lates and ends)Brian (usually not the best inherit for pacers or sometimes backliners, but almost always solid)Every other uma would mostly be an oshi pick. Like Cute Motion
>>557410945Oh boy another dumbass /pol/tard that fell for the le pitbull are evil baby eaters propagandaI own one yet me and my cat are completely fine to this day but of course somehow my experience doesn't count while cherrypicked headlines do
>>557415863she wont gas. I have a ny urara with similar stam and she doesnt gas out
WHAT THE FUCK
>people say NSM bad>japs current dirty super star just hit NSM irlYou lying motherfuckers
>>557416252Just skip her then. Sacrifices must be made.
>>557414165lol go jump off a cliff
>>557416390Oguri is a good parent too.
>>557416495Put them back on...
in bed shivering and not doing my vodka run (n MAX of many, no borrows required)
I fucked up my card plans due to not pulling on the nice nature rerun. Somehow I thought the card came way later so I didn't pull for my last copies. I don't really know what to do now... My plan was to rely on a max nice natty for an easy MANT season but now I'm left with a late surger card with no other late surgers to pair with it
he looks like he has a shit eating grin from this angle
>>557410945Trvke. Slightly related but keep in mind that pitbull advocacy comes from an organization ran by an IRISH woman with a lot of money (Her father, an IRISHMAN was on the board for an IRISH museum); shit's unironically a parody of a Tom Clancy noveluma musume
>>557416645>1764660069677571now redraw it with a big horse cock furry porn
how could a horse owned by the umamusume guy become the best japanese dirt horse and top earner too?
>>557416372passing on the inside is always the most hype shit.https://youtu.be/qgz821c0AVg?t=100this one always gets me. I wish I had been a keibafag when Gold Ship was actually racing...
Down and dirty Suzzy...If she doesn't win at least she'll block Falcos I guess
>>557416797>Forever Young is a reincarnation of an Umamusume who wasn't a reincarnation of a horse
>>557416751>>>>he doubted
>>557416045>>557416390What about Brian makes her a good parent? Good affinity?
>>557416797He's John Umamusume
>>557416797>Born on the same day the game was releasedIt is his destiny
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phillips_Machine
Damage report fellow sprint gamba addicts?
>>557417029I haven't queueued yet.
I'm trying to hit 1100 power on parents for a better chance of getting 3* PowShould I add power cards or put more speed cards with a power bonus
3:30hrs until Day2
gemini interprets "forever young" (horse) as a minor
>>557417029>Pasa>Bakushinjesus, imagine being this soulless
Do sparks crit? I was sure I only got 1 dirt spark, but somehow ended up with dirt A (from C).
>>557417029I somehow made group A. I'm sure I'll somehow luckshit finals again, just like every other time.
>>557417212Why are keibafags like this?
>>557416397Everyone says this before their pitbull eats them.
>>557416252hahahaperish...
>>557417029I'm performing worse here than in lobbies
>>557416960Her unique is just a good speed ski and will often give you a speed carryover
>>557417212lmao
>>557415051>check itholy shit>Bereshit (Chrono Genesis's son)>Lovcen (winner of Hopeful Stakes last year)This will be a great race, I can feel it
>>557417102Use these unless you really want to suffer - mind you, you're already suffering by aiming for a specific spark type.
>Decide to finally give in and try and spark for Brian>Spooked with 50 pulls remainingNaisu.
>>557417102Use power parents, do not take power cards unless its for skills (Yaeno/Falcon are two good parent cards) - you should be able to hit 1200 power with 18 power sparks (or less if mixing)
>>557417029I was confident when I did my runs this morning. I even had all three on the podium after the initial race. That quickly evaporated.
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>>557417386Our guy is gonna get his second win tonight
>>557417029America wins again.
>>557417029Got into group A first try but jobbed hard later
Soon
>>557416252there's always an easy fix yknow...
>>557417029I'M ............ WINNA
>>557417417where is a table like that it's fucking horrendous how no site just presents stats in a sortable filterable table
>>557417506samefag dog. youre a dog, arent you
>>557417386Wew that’s a stacked field. I like Lovcen too but I will be rooting for Bereshit this time
>>557417029Had a good day 1, so I'm definitely going to job the finals
>>557417441Congrats. Who will you spark now?
>>557416797>owned by the umamusume guywhat do you mean?
>>557417029i blew all my tickets because i was winning a lot. but current chang giga jobbed so now i'm waiting so i can run a couple with trial horses before i decide what to do with today's borrows
>>557417386>Satono clan is still here>Mejiro house is gone and forgottensad
thats a sexy horse
>>557417725Can i see the slut?
>>557410432I will knock up Ayabe on Valentine's Day
>>557416864I don't think nig is good on dirt, bro. Unrestrained activates way too early.
>>557417590>where is a table like that it's fucking horrendous how no site just presents stats in a sortable filterable tableI made this spreadsheet for a reason.It's outdated though don't bother saving the image.
>>557417813thats a sexy horse (my daughter)
>>557417817>>557416864Apparently unrestrained has 80 percent use rate.Test her in lobbies.
>>557417765
I don't like this thing
>>557417725yeah let me see the slut my slut was useless
>>557417817It's the only way she can win in Virgo/Aquarius. Low gamble is better than no gamble.
>>557417797>Mejiro is goneThe final bastion of the Mejiro bloodline is pumping out a comfortable 3-4 loads per week, anon.
>>557417765He’s owned by the CEO of cyberagent/cygames
Wow I'm really glad Oguri puts so much trust in me, I have to work hard to go get my trainer license so I can live up to her expe ACK Help me I'm being seduce by Belno Light Ahhhhhhh!
>>557418062awooga!
>>557418032>>557417962jesus christ. Uma real?>i'll put him in the game if he wins the kentucky derbylmao
Sorry danchou, but I have a date at a café with my boyfriend today.
>>557417949If she wasnt a slut you wouldnt immediately know which uma i talked about.
>>557416390FineMo owes me sex
The race was so easy for Ebayan that he had time to look at the camera for a bit kek
>>557418181Didnt you know?
>>557417813>>557417975
>>557418208curren (I still would)
>>557417487this image made me a lovecen fan.
>>557416849This one too, no wonder they made Anchors Aweigh so damn broken. I've never seen a horse do this, passes the whole pack like they're standing still and not actually running 35-40mphhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssa3b7xv8VQ
>>557418231FineMo owes me more wins in day 2 of this CM
>>557417029feel like I just got lucky lobbies, probably dying in round 2
>>557418181He was born on the day when the game came out in japanThis is something straight up out of a drama novel
>>557418203Make sure to use protection so you don't get the gay diseases
>>557418361torena issue
watch ebayan somehow lose DWC to fucking diktaean
>>557418278Just like my bro...But he jobbed
Forever Young is gonna get their own Manga and season, aren't they?
When are they adding happy meek as a playable uma... Aoi is getting old she needs to get pregnant ASAP and retire
>fail training with sasami>actually you get +4 to all stats and double circle practice perfectthis card is goated and i dont care who says otherwise
>reading Cinderella Gray, nearing the finale>Ryan shows up>"I know she loses to Oguri but she must be a strong uma since she races against McQueen a lot in her career mode and the manga is hyping her up as a challenge for Oguri">excitedly looks up Ryan's irl records>1 fluke G1 winI kinda expected more... than this
>>557418062Belno isn't that big.
Kita would make you beg for chocolate in the most adorable way
I like Ryan but really wish she had cuter outfits. Where's my tomboy in dress kino?
>>557418512does aoi need to get pregnant or happy meek
>>557418567Your fault for thinking a Donkey could beat Horses in the big boy races
>>557418567he was just as hyped in real life
>>557418685Yes, by me.
>>557418310>steamy solidarityTruly powered by the trainer D
>>557417441BASEDMAY I HAVE THIS LUCK ON WEDNESDAY AMEN
>>557417029Brian and Hishiama make for surprisingly good sprinters
Mambo!
>>557418278Yahagi specifically wanted him to run not at 100% so that he can be ready for Dubai, the fact that FY still fucked around in front of the camera while not going full power is hilarious
>>557418528I think she saves you randomly though, and it only happens once
>>557414363I like how Tiznow's sireline goes back to the Godolphin Arabian, not the Darley
>>557417283Post rice shower
>>557417532who is it?
>>557418341i will eternally be salty that its basically impossible for gold ship's wins to have any anime or movie adaptation because his opponents will never give cygames permission.
>>557417817>>557417956>>557417986Really close but she can win. I don't even have groundwork + TTL, she acted like a normal front even though she got runaway kek. Getting those two while gambling for Dirt A is a tall order
deport Kitasan
For the baby poster https://x.com/yutohu0077389/status/2022522917444362418
>>557418310How do you bump up wit so hard along with power? Usually I have to sacrifice either one to reach 1000.
>>557418939was there another front in the lobby? runaway literally only matters if she's got a front to run away from.>that 5th placeholy moly is that seuin?
Some days Fine Motion singlehandedly produces 800 wit on her own. Other days...
>>557417956Activation doesn't matter if it's not used at the right time. Might as well use any other horse if you're just gonna gamble. She's not gonna dominate like in scorpio.
>>557417734Still not sure, but I've narrowed it down to either Digitan or Motion, personally.
Do we need a gold recovery skill for the dirt CM or is 600 stam and no recovery fine?
>>557419163Someone post the potential must pull picture so I can save it.
>>557418181>Uma real?yes he successfully did the funniest thing
>>557418619i want to kiss her very bad
>>557418938such horseshit, would be pure hype>golshi is usually random/retarded but holy shit when she locks ingap hype or something, I don't know what to call it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVJ5ak_0iyUThis race is killer too, if you watch closely, you can tell Golshi just.....decided to win and took his jockey by surprise (slamming down on the horse's back is bad form, can make them slow down), he genuinely wasn't expecting it.
>>557419259Unless its a pacer, youre fine.
>lost the ura finale because 2400mNIGGERRRRRSSSSS
>>557418747Nope
>>557419259650 is safer, but 600 is probably fine.
>>557419115It's a dirt B Seuin. There were 3 other fronts and they ALL equipped with gw + TTL so they got way in front of my groundworklet Suzzy in early race
>>55741909818* Power sparks and 4 Wit cards do the trick, along with some luck obviously. Curren has a 20% Power bonus so it's not that hard with her
>cant afford to roll on v.bourbon if i want nishino flower and tachyon speedits so fucking over
I love bond up campaigns.
eh?!!!!!!
>>557419342i knew this was going to be his arima kinen win even before i looked at the link. unironically i get goosebumps watching this, the game OST helps though of course.>the camera is focused on the main pack>abruptly rips away because golshi is coming up on the outer lane to mog all of them>jockey literally turns towards the camera and hits the peace sign before he even crosses the finish lineABSOLUTELY kino.
>>557419640Nishino flower and Tachyon speed are the pace chaser package, it's okay to ignore vbourbon if you're choosing that class over front running.If you want to main front then go vbourbon, balroom seiun and maruzensky speed.
>>557419684wtf? pregorui cap outfit? >jp servernvm bond 11 or something
>>557419749So this is the power of the largest purse...
>>557419749>me when I highroll and think I can push it further
>>557419749this is a bad omen
>>557419810i want her as my medium TT front, but i'll just have to suck it up.
>>557419749well shit, there goes the perfect retirement race. Money talks
>>557419749asking for a dramatic ending
>>557418876It’s Forever Young. They dropped that teaser silhouette the moment he won the Breeder’s Cup Classic last year. The design will be revealed on anni, same day as his birthday
>thread is fill with juvfags and keibaniggershey let's call vs and lgbts if we are such a comfy bread
>>557419749Please dont die ebayanthis would be very bad if his name would to become to mean never getting old
>>557419749They're writing the uma career plot as they go
>>557419684
>>557419749 (me)I will say that this is not a good thingJust please retire healthy, I want to visit one day and also watch your babus win races
>>557419640There's a reason you see posts every once in a while telling you to either specialize or to start paypigging the monthly (+20 pulls), vouchers ($20 to avoid a $400 spark), paid banner ($21 for rainbow rather than the $63 from ten pulling)>2 AM in Indonesia but it's a SaturdayHopefully the POOR BROWN PEOPLE won't complain about my post telling you to enjoy an expensive hobby (degenerate gambling)
small dick loser!
>>557419749he's gonna get suzuka'd
>>557419342>golshi is usually random/retarded but holy shit when she locks in>gap hype or somethingThis is why Gold Ship is my oshi. The way that she is normally carefree and whimsical but has the capacity to become deadly serious when she really wants something is a super powerful form of gap moe. She will get super serious for a short time and then go right back to being weird, which always makes me crave another glimpse of that serious side. I wish the game writers understood this concept better since we get a tiny bit of it in the anime but it's entirely absent from the game which irks me to no end.
Ebayan getting kisses for valentineshttps://x.com/WHR/status/2022734345325416906?s=20
>>557420418sexod?
does my widget theme look stupid?
This card is pretty based. Why was I supposed to not roll for fuku again
Question, should I spark, Digitan or Falcon?
>>557420549nah
>>557420605bro waited 70 runs to post that
>>557419385You lost be cause she's a powerlet.
>>557420648Go round
>>557420648Digitan is a MANT uma, Falco is not.
seriously why did they give the ugliest uma some FAT fucking tits
>>557419342>That fucking awful late start into 3rd placeWhat a horse
>>557419749Arima is still his final Goalthis will be his Normal Endinggoing oversea and leave you behind
>>557413487>the hons on the rightSTEPPU
>>557420709No, she specifically gasses out because she goes from 2nd to 8-10and it's fucking ura finale, 1000 and 600 is enough to beat riko's retards
>>557420168based. Can't wait to see her design. First jap horse I've seen in keiba before being reborn as an uma, and she'll be a dirt uma too!
>>557420463Game writers either hate her or stan her because holy shit most times she's unbearableShe feels less whimsically airheaded and more single digit IQ but OOOH LOOK IT WORKED OUT BECAUSE
>>557420785You are an idiot.
What spark setup do I need to make a dirt Gold Ship for the next CM?
>>557420549fat fingers
>>557418828I got fast learner hence the hodgepodge of skills. Speed Star agemasen and professor was full price. She usually activates all the accel skills within the first 5 seconds then paces down and gets bottom 3.
>>557313579 >>557313272It's survivable with less than 500 and no recoveries
>>557419684gimmecasualoutfitsinglobalyoujewsI WANNA SEE LUNA IN CASUAL OUTFIT ON THE LOBBY SCREEN AAAAAAAA
>>557420549Not stupid, just ugly
>>557420909> Dirt G> Mile CGood luck
>>557420905I accept your concession
I dont do parent runs, I dont save my carrats and I dont win any CM's
>>55742090912* dirt 6* mile and a prayer.
>>557421021fuck, any other you would recommend? any other ive found so far look worse.
>>557420909Like 12 Dirt sparks and some Mile SparksAnd you'll need good affinity on both parents for your Gold Ship
the scale where if it is plotted on a graph the time saving for not skipping rainbow training, but skipping non-rainbow training, is a (log) growth, relative to the cards (n of cards for that speciality) as uncertainty and special prio being relevant
She scares me.
god I fucking DESPISE her
Isn't Urara in highschool?Why is she dressed like a 5 year old?
You WILL play Sega Saturn
>>557421274>didnt have retards in his schooldont ask why they do what they do the answer is retarded
All right I think I'm ready for next CM time to go AWOL sorry danchud.
>>557421430Your Mile S?
>>557421245my super cute hungry boy wife>>557421253understandable, her family seems mean>>557421284Wait a second... that "uma"...
>>557421430show deck
I feel like every new banner should have a free 10-pull that doesn't count towards spark
>>557421254she is so ugly i hope she will not smother the shit out of me with those tits ahah
>>557420953Damn at what stam did you clear tennosho?
>>557421136Keep it minimal and remove the pics from the focus/light/volume sliders
Some decks are so unbelievably dogshit for unity cup on behalf of forcing you to run mile B/C umas for your team races at least there's no more longslop fuck having to run a deck with Cafe
>>557420909My Tamamo got to Sprint S with 12*. Considering that you can get her Mile to A with only 4*, and she has good affinity with many horses, this is doable.
>>557420605She usually crashes out on step 1/2 or just doesn't finish the chain. The last part of the chain also can agemasen you.
Any club open for a newbie?352548043991
vodka was being sarcastic and didnt put chocolates on my desk then
If you really think about it, Son Goku is the Haru Urara of the saiyan race.
Rape Scarlet or Rape Dia?It's a hard pick ngl
>>557420878I think what happened is that the game needed a PR mascot and they chose Gold Ship for it because she fit the bill. The unfortunate side effect of being made into a marketing mascot is that they removed any potential nuance from her character and made her painfully 1 dimensional, which I think is a shame. She's still my favorite though because I still really like that potential nuance even if they've mostly done away with it.
>>557421837Danchou I swear to fucking god today is the last day we can get someone in the club get this dude in
>>557419749There's no way they'd risk something like this on such a popular horse if they weren't certain of his health right? He'll be fine :^)
>>557421837HonseFun has a slot open!Let me send you an invite
https://jiggie.fun/tryinghardhttps://jiggie.fun/tryinghardhttps://jiggie.fun/tryinghard
>>557421842
>>557421837Go there, they are a good bunch>>557414982
Is it possible to get enough skill points to buy out your entire skill list?
>>557422043nyes
Hi guys, I've been playing for 75days, I finally got a 190k (A3) team, how long does it take to get to 220k(S team)?
Quick! Try to guess Forever Young's Umamusume's personality and quirks! Quick! Or ill fortune shall befall thee!
>>557422043Yeah. The game doesn't care if you end up with 2000 skillpoints and no skills to buy in fact you're going to end up in that spot a couple time
>>557421624I think it was a bit over 400 + 230 guts + running late. I bought straight recover because I failed the previous 4 runs due to stamming out and it was at max discount. Now that I am more experienced the recovery was not needed, but I wasn't going to risk losing fast learner + sprint S.
Dacchis has one free slot open for any ojisans looking for a club.A+ club, quota is at 25 mil. Chill and friendly anons in chat.Just drop your id here for an invite or apply ingame. Have /uma/ in your profile.The one with that whore Curren is the correct one.
>>557422043You get 10k skill points in the current JP scenario.
Kiss your turboautist today.
>>557421837Clubs here require members to subscribe to danchode's OF account DO NOT JOIN
>>557422401i've never kissed n my entire life
>>557421284Dia raped me.Noa raped me.
>>557422401NO! TOKAI TEIO IS TRYING TO EAT TWIN TURBO! GET ME MY BEATING STICK
>>557422149as a new player you'll be gated by your cards and probably hit your ceiling before reaching Sbut also we'll be getting a new scanrio next month that heavily powercreeps the current one, so you'll probably be able to achieve it then
i had 29/30 so i just changed it to free entry and fished up a newcutieeasy
AAAAIIIIIEEEEE IS THAT A WHITE WOMAN?!
>>557422401I've been using the Ikuno Dictus wit card and her ass is on full display everytime I get a rainbow training, I wish I MLBed the card earlier
>>557421950>>557422014>>557422021>>557422446thank you friends, still no idea how to play this game but I'll look up rentry for the guides
>>557422152>Shin Emperor is her roommate but she's basically never around since she spends most of her time overseas and it becomes a running gag>probably a giga westaboo>always gets spoiled rotten by Auntie Loves Only You (and her dad Real Steel if they could finally add him haha...)>interactions with other Yahagi Stable umas as well (Contrail, etc)>loves donuts but is a fatass that eats too much. Diet event is picrel (torena-san denying her donuts)
>>557422529>Gambling with free entryFar too many times I have ended up contemplating the kick button a day before the rewards were issued.
>>557422529My club also had a free entry indonesian guy who hasn't flatlined in months.
Slamfucking Mambo till her IQ drops to half its original value. Nosebleed included.
>>557422703Good luck and have fun in Honsefun.I am not in the club thoUrara is the cutest
>>557419749All those overseas flights can't be good on him, even if he is used to it by now. Does FY even remember what Japan looks like? Glory is only worth so much.
when are they gonna fix these dogshit stores
is it safe to queue yet
>Tissue raffle>Mood down to NormalOH NO!>Event right after is a double mood up to GreatOh yes!
>>557422750rather that than 29/30 for the rest of the month
>>557422915Forgot pic.
>>557423008You should queue in 2 minutes if you want the perfect SEAlclubbing hours.
>>557423143what happens in 2 minutes
>>557423316Just queue against me
>Find the perfect parent>Do a run>Go to do another run>Legacy is gone>Check friends list>Star Umamusume changed to literal garbage>Comment: Available only 4 hrs per day (closed)>In club with description "SesbianLex Sister Club"Why are trannies like this...
>>557423410Flash is so pretty.
>>557423529JP's legacy snapshotting is a godsend>"Why are trannies like this.."if I told you they would report my post
>>557423529>smart falcon in the legacyNot so perfect, is it?
deio sdebbu da
>>557423529>gets his 100 cp every day AND limits competitiveness of othersgeniusRETARD
>>557423529>In club with description "SesbianLex Sister Club"There is your answer. He is mentally ill.
35M vodka fans
>>557423529>SesbianLex Sister Clubso this is where all the Dacchis went...
>>557423529>a club gayer than almondLovethe world is strong
>Halo beats the KKK sho despite having 200 stam 300 gutsSo this is the power of McQueen whiffing cooldown
next thread will be better
Today's Valentine's, right?
>>557422309>that noteLmao artists are really the laziest fuck ever and they cry about when they get substituted by AI.
>>557424073bond level
>>557421931The best event of hers is the date event because she actually seems like she knows how to act like a decent Uman being and not a teehee-so-random gagAnd the fact that she's good at trivia means she's at the very least smart enough to show knowledge of extensive topics, but then every other event is a painful gag for toddlersI love retarded girls but not like that lol
>>557421931>they removed any potential nuance from her character and made her painfully 1 dimensional,friggin game only secondaries
>>557423529Until we get to the point like jpn and the like where you will be losing to your own sires in CM it's so funny to be like this
>hoeh... arigato!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_MavVpHILQ
DO I NEED TURF A FOR DIRT CM OR NOT
>>557424145The great thing about AI is that it will occasionally, here and there, let people who are actually good at storytelling (unlike 99.999999% of people who are good at drawing) produce good "drawings" that actually have good concepts behind them or good stories being told in them. Of course almost everything that comes out of it will be trash, but that is what we already have with human artists, so little or nothing is being lost in that regard.
>>557424428Apple
>>557424474dumb falcon
>>557424335>talking bad only about the game versionLearn to read a whole thread before getting into a discussion retard-kun
>>557422309>door you open with your right handi may be retarded but what does it mean
>>557424462Is she literally bipolar or schizo?Because I find her very attractive and can't wait to get her in 5 years
>>557424595Both characters reach for the door with their left hands, but the door would more naturally be opened with the right, because of the position of its knob. It's an error by the artist.
>>557424462Why is the jobber squad so damn cute all around?
>>557424710MPD. One side is Royce, the other side is... Royce!
>>557424752I'll interpret it as they're both retarded and therefore funnier
How come all the non-chibi fanart she gets is fucking AI? What the fuck is wrong with Elevens?
>>557424752i bet only autists and doorfuckers care about ts
>>557424710she's a 2*just download JP uma and drop a few rolls on her banner and she's yours
>>557424462the glasses makes me think she's a booksmart nerd but she acts and sounds like a stacy.
>>557420320i can't believe i started an expensive gamei should've just stuck with my pirated single player games smhdesufams
>>557424976Nah, pulling and then dumping isn't my thingI'll wait for her and enjoy the memes, just like with Marvey
>>557420320What does specializing mean exactly, like specializing in a race type?
5/5 with 2/3 being TT umas, I should queue at these hours more often
I do not care for chrono genesis
Trying to enjoy a video game in a /vg/ thread is very much like trying to enjoy a movie in a big American city, in a neighborhood whose population happens to include a large percentage of somewhat impoverished black people.
>>557425371Ain't no poor nigga goin to the movies yo
>>557424462All right i'll pull her when she will be global
>>557425264specializing in a running style because most cards aren't very good outside of one style
>>557425430so true
>>557425264Yes, after MANT is over F2Ps will have to take a route for their umas otherwise they won't be able to juggle all the banners that are coming. Stuff like Ramonu wit, Pasa speed or Almond Eye speed are general "good" cards but you need specific cards and umas that you will use (e.g McQueen wit for pace or CB Wit for end) because you can't just roll for everything unless you become a gigawhale.
post something cute
>>557425392
>>557424871>>557424972based
>>557425264Picking a strategy and the assets for it (parents, cards).Generalist cards (ie. Kitasan, the ones you're told to pull) aren't specialists which feed strategy hints or have golds for a strat (Summer Maruzensky).
>>557425371>waaaaah i don't like this thread waaah you're niggers but i'm too scared of saying so waaaah i don't want to look like a jeet or a pinoy so i'll make shit up of a culture i'll never be part of You don't belong here
>>557425392MEJIRO MCQUNNY
>>557424931>elevensIt's been 20 years good lord
>>557425647the one rice artist that I actually enjoy, the face is always dopey and cute
>>557425371did jannies remove another /v/ thread or something
>>557425635I don't know why but I feel like artists make Luna x Torena art especially heartwarming
>>557425650>you're niggers but i'm too scared of sayingNTA but I just got off a 15 minute mute/warning for racism after using the word "nigger" in this thread so...
how long this game have been running? I'm a casual 3 month oldfag
jpnerdsgive me the 'TOP 5 MUST HAVE UMAS' as paceand tell me gentledomma is in it
I would have never in a million years expected this to be an Official artwork posted by the Official Umamusume accountIf they actually do collab then all hell will break lose since their last collab was fucking Fortnite of all things.
>>557425881>557425371>WAH WAH WAH WAHAll you EVER do is cry like a bitch, go away.>>557425931One of the top 3s for sure.
>>557425639despite being a front card, smaru is the best speed stat stick for quite a while, more like kitasan 2.0 except that there are so many other good cards coming non-fronts generally can't afford to pull on her (but they should if they can)
>>557426019Gentildonna is a good pace in the sense that if you don't roll for her you're not only bricked but you are also turbo gay.
>>557425589
>>557425558>based on 3rd hand info
>>557426068I think I got itIt's lady and the tramp, that's why it's so endearing to me!
https://x.com/raypaulick/status/2022731229771239786?s=20
>>557425650No, you're racists against black people who somehow think it's appropriate to act like black people. I'm not calling you black, idiot, I'm calling you STUPID.
>>557426143>but you are also turbo gay.big words for a based motherfucker such as yourself
>>557426219Ogurin wife
>>5574261795th hand actually, I watched a reel on umatok of a black guy reacting to a sloptuber reading this thread looking for gaslight advice. He was making funny faces as he didn't understood what was going on.
Anybody have the google doc link to the CM reference guide with all future CM tier lists? Am looking on how to prep my account for longchamp.
>>557426270I thought he looked Irish.
>>557426153>first exposure to shakur>nigger name, ugly fucking card>see her in game>fucking edgy numberfag that happens to have cute momentsWhoever made her ssr wit card should be executed
i want to mating fuck with
>Game decides to give me more medium teammates despite the other teams having empty slotsalright then
>>557422934>All those overseas flights can't be good on him, even if he is used to it by nownot necessarily, panthalassa loves to travel, and he gets to shuttle to the land down under to fuck aussie mares for the later half of the year
>>557426416I dont know where the uma teammates go and let it autoselectwinning the minigame races can be not about that (or do 1st race 2nd, 2nd race 2nd or 1st, and rest go 1st even if you lose). eventually doing some 1st race 1sts when you want to find out how to do that
>>557426381she looks a lot better with less clothes
>>557426626>outfitssssssssssssex>glovesfucking gay shit
>>557425264if you want to get front or late cards you basically have to drop all the other styles because that's all you can afford without paypiggingpace is the cheapest style because all their shit is in anni banners and most umas in the game are pacersend is relatively cheap card wise but you really need to pull for end umas since there are barely any
>>557426656>he doesn't like sex glovesyou're gay anon and it's terminal there is nothing you can do to reverse it
>>557426646I don't know why but Calvin Umain underwear is so eroticSlightly below naked under (My) shirt, on (My) bed
https://x.com/MAD_ODD_TEA/status/2022732663497593071?s=20
>>557426916>locking eyes while suckingCute
>>557422750>>557425205>>557424964Chrono sex
>>557426916doto forced her to do this
>>557426916Shakur would do this
where is the valentines event to get TP
>>557426916
>>557427072Doto would do this
>>557426626The sexiest uma.
>>557426438fokke the pokke
Reminder that there will be more races today, come watch as son of Chrono Genesis, Bereshit races against the Hopeful Stakes winner Lovcen (this specific race will start in 10 hours and 30 minutes)
>>557426916It's been up for 5 minutesShakur lewds confirmed better than Ryan and Falco lewds
>>557426728front + end seems pretty doable but pulling for three wit cards in six months is a bit much so i will likely skip bobo witi'll also probably skip pasa in favour of duramente
>>557425905Yes lmao
>>557426916So, is it sloppy? slurp noises? Teethy? Vacooom?
>>557427456green gaslight kinen
>>557426924happy days indeed>>557427103>super cute tsun tsun gyaru>va has the cutest story possiblegreat char all around
>>557427573All of themIn that order
>>557426916gawd, messy hair can be sexy...
>>557427608>va has the cutest story possibleContext please I'm a pleb
>>557427668fuck i share a bd with a hag
>trainee whose entire career is about struggling with mediocrity and facing the fact that they were never destined to be special in any way>mfw sitting here playing umamusume in my 30s
>>557427823Oji-san...
>>557427072>ONLY 10 guys today?!
>>557427478I love how even the Japanese people I've been following were confused about the bacon chocolate. I did not know it was an American thing either, and I'm American....
>>557427456Let’s goooo Bereshit hopefully no late starts this time
>>557427916maybe she got trolled in dubai
>>557427839>He's playing umamusume in his 30sYet you haven't gotten an invitation to the off-game club with hundreds of uncles in it mind you some balding, some fat but all wonderful ngmi
>>557428068mambo
>>557427786Know the manga/anime "Yuru Camp", and their super chill OPs? That woman, is a HUGE fan of UMA, desperate to become one herself. So she did the next logical thing, take VA lessons, send her stuff to CyJew, and naturally they hired her to voice Espo, making her dreams come true.
>>557428064what is a group of ojiisans doing together?
>>557428068matikanetannhoisah
>Humilliation ritual: Purple skill that affects the race I was going forThis should be illegal
>>557426442Ebayan is something different though. In just 2 years he's gone Japan -> Saudi -> America -> Japan -> America -> Japan -> Saudi -> Japan -> America. That's a lot more than a summer vacation to the Aussie mare brothel. I mean, those transports don't look too horrible but it still must not be natural for them.
>>557427867I love her
>>557428068Da Mambo
So... what is it you would say you actually do around here?
>>557428193Ok, I love Yuru Camp and I love umas and that's so fucking good I'm a fan now
low cortisol uma
I love the feeling of being towered over, uma for me?
>>557428193>desperate to become one herselfme except isekai
>>557428335have fun and bee myself
>>557428386Glad you like it! I'm sure she and Espo would appreciate it as well!
what is a purple skill nigger
>>557428335Kill Rice Marry ZRRFuck NishinoAdopt HaruForget about Bamboo
>>557428335>RiceMoping.>Rob RoyReading.>Nishino FlowerMaking a bento for (You)>UraraHer best.>Bamboo MemoryThinking about beating Oguri.
>>557428335Get my balls drained by Roy's umanko
>>557428465How tall are you
https://jiggie.fun/inuldVhttps://jiggie.fun/inuldVhttps://jiggie.fun/inuldV
>>557428283nta but maybe he has his own secrets to taking long-distance travel well
>>557428465That's a lowtest and autistic trait so Buono because she looks like the kind of girl who'd be good with people with your special needs
>>557426019There are too many right now, but a top 5 could be:GentildonnaChrono GenesisCheval Grand (Summer)Oguri Cap (Cinderella)Taiki Shuttle (Valentine)But Almond Eye will probably be released in about 2 weeks and she'll clearly be meta and pace
>>557428218shoe laundering
>>557428564I'm 178>>557428707I also like being manhandled
>>557426143>>557426019Impossible not to pull for Gentildonna short of a forced coma given that she gets free pulls
>>557428698omorashi uma?
>>557428465Michelle My Baby
>Have 4 Spe cards>Rainbow>Nothing nothing nothing nothing noyou get the idea>Have 4 Wit cards>Rainbow>RAINBOW RAINBOW RAINBOW TRIPLE DOUBLE RAINBOW ALL THE WAYFuck me Wit cards are fucking retarded. Not only do they give you a ton of energy cuz it's wit, but they proc a ton, and rainbows give EXTRA energy.
>>557428926He did get wethttps://x.com/WHR/status/2022760422726594577?s=20
>>557428698GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
>>557428792You quite literally only have Hishi Akebono who's taller than you and not by much
>>557429345>suzuka collapses during a race and pees herselfnever thought of it, hot
>>557427484nyo... keep in mind that you have to roll on the generic stuff as well. And for fronts on umas, too. I think the only possible f2p combination is pace+end and even then you might have to borrowcope some cards/parents.
Who is your Umalentine?
>>557429757
Can this Late Groove win without Professor?
I went 3/20. It’s Umaover
>>557426153I should pay more attention to Tap Dance City. Those are huge wtf.
>>557430137but you only need 3 wins to qualify
I just woke up, but I won't post my usual SFW image because there is a janny tranny that monitors the thread at this time and the gay nigger gave me 3 days for no reason. I will when he is gone and can't do shit about itCM Day 2 hype
>>557429659>The View When She Peed is Mine
>>557430293fucking COWARD
>>557427839Literally who? Nice Nature?
>>557430357The captcha gets really annoying when you reset cookies, it takes time to build up to get the easy ones
>>557430453cute cute cute cute
>>557430068>legerdemainanon i know its a potential skill but it is frankly hot dogshit
t-thank you gold ship...
Kitasan black got race mogged by 5'6 hispanic tetrachad Duramente in the kikuka sho and was later caught lapmaxxing screaming in an extremely high cortisol situation
>>557429757King asked me to look after Urara this evening but it's already past curfew and she doesn't answer my calls, i texted Tazuna and she told me it's okay if she stays at my place since dorms are empty
>>557430563>Feeds you homemade sashimi>Her Valentine's chocolate box has soba noodles in itShe wants you to be strong, she's feeding you the correct macros unlike these other dumb umas
>>557430535Fully aware of the problem, doesn't mean you're less of a coward tho. Stopping your daily gimmick for silly stuff like that... come on now, NTR-kun!
>>557430563imagine smelling golshi's fishy... you know, never mind
>Pace - Shotos>Front - Zoners>End - GrapplersWhat fighting game archetype would Late be?
>>557430561I had the Sp to buy it cause no professor haha…
>>557430676>Kingu went to fuck her trainer so don't expect her to come back>Urara in heat modeno one will believe you
>>557430704>she's feeding you the correct macrosuhhhI guess if you're bulking you could consider chocolate-flavored charcoal briquettes a form of mass builder
>>557430453>>557430551PLEASE
>>557430826Setplay
>>557428546bamboo isn't an oguri fangirl in the game
>>557428992on a related note
hopefully I dont miss out on the chocolates if it goes too long without getting them I would be PISSED
>>557428721i might have shit taste, in that list, only donnas design call to me.
what a bitch
>>557431403shut up, low tier garbage uma
>>557431267this is dogshit not even 700 wit. taking wit on her vents is a waste btw
>>557431458>he didn't break her ice
>>557431267keep ksb and hishiswap helios for riko ssrbring 2 other speeds and sunday power ssrenjoy your 1100/800/1100 stat spread
>>557431519>this is dogshitWell yeah, dats da point.
>>557431458nevemind fixed it
>>557431532you will be wasting time breaking the ice when I am already breaking her hymen
>Valentine's daily rollI was joking before about not doing dailies but now I fucking will
>>557431632at least do more races imoneeds to get better anyway but skills will get it maybe to A+
I forgotis MANT this CM or next CM?
why was this B+ maruzensky the favorite tf
>>557431783it comes out 12 hours before the finals of the next CM
>>557420861>No, she specifically gasses out because she goes from 2nd to 8-10did she keep getting rushed? I've beaten Arima Kinen with that stamina line, and beaten URA mediums at 2400.Very frustrating, I would scream and say wicked things
>>557431837Because up until that point she was undefeated
AND I MISS YOUBRIGHT OLD DAYS
>>557431857oh okayI will just continue parent farming then
I'm filled with unquenchable rage that my shart fuckup failed the last turn triple speed rainbow not only capping but losing 30 stats overall on the only run that managed to get groundwork out of 5 runs. How do I cope?
>>557432097TOUKU NATTEAKARI WA MUJOU
>>557431837why cant i get these lobbies...
>>557432097Every time I watched the 2nd cour or Cingray I got sad this wasn't the OP anymore.
>>557432145you need aces to make it to the finals tho
>>557432283op 3 will be butter
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>that whisky nameerm, stegoCHUDs, care to explain?
>>557431758It was one of many awful attempts to make a TT uma, not just simply a high ranked thing. Just not a fan of medium/long, it's a bitch to train for me.>>557431594Gonna give that a shot when I got the energy, thank you!
>>557432484what up my nikka
but why
>>557432435They get things right sometimes
>>557431837crowd likes giant tits
Chiyono's career is more about shilling the big 3 and Maru than focusing on Chiyo... It really is too mean for me to enjoy. >"Don't worry Chiyo, I can't return to my heyday either!" You're not the one who's body started shutting down before they'd even entered their senior year...
>>557432484god that looks so fucking tasty holy fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug stego-chan gimme some pleaaaase
>>557432484drank nikka whiskey onceWasn't bad
>>557432324nahI refuse to put any more effort into this CM
>>557425527>>557425558>>557425639huh that's good to know. My long-term goal is to make the best dura-chan, so I probably need to pay attention to end cards.
CYGENDEROUS
>>557432561if you pay but an uma and don't use her then you're missing out
https://x.com/TheNYRA/status/2022730222827884693Is Forever Young a nige?
>>557432679not really, his positioning until the final corner was like a pace chaser
Feels good to beat whalesI look at these S+ rank Pasas and Falcons with their 5 MLB decks and I win with only MLB Kitasan and SR cards some not even MLB
>>557430676harlot urara
>>557431837She built different.
>>557432780>another pace chaser medium umaDamn.
My ideal Valentines day would be baking brownies for Narita Brian and feeding them to her while sitting on her lap
JRA Nationalism bullshit is the only reason why Saudi Cup wasnt a G1 in the first place but i guarantee that shits turning into a g1 ingamehttps://x.com/i/status/2022728633945555105
>>557432862He will be a Pace with A Mile and A medium
>>557432862pacegawd game pacegawd franchise
>>557432946YWNBAW
>>557432283The 2nd OP kinda grew on me after a while, not as good as the first though for sure
>>557433035YWNBAU*
>>557433004
>>557433001>why Saudi Cup wasnt a G1 in the first place?
>>557432809daiwa is a nagging bitch, so I chose almond eye
Im watching GX3 uma tournament and this fucking vtuber wont stop making baby noises and going "ya yeaaaaa uu uu uu" in response like a fucking umineko character its actually quite obnoxious
>>557433004Dirt Long races WHEN?
>>557433223why are you watching that slop in the first place
>>557424474good luck getting past my Groundwork Taiki without it, Falco! <3
>>557433223>vtuber wont stop making baby noises and going "ya yeaaaaa uu uu uu"You're not the intended target audience, it's the socially isolated males that are desperate for retarded woman/baby noisesSame thing with egirls laughing every 5 seconds.
>>557433223I almost entered that since I live ~1 hour from San Jose, but figured it'd be a sweaty whale fest and passed.
>>557433167do NOT question me
>>557433416you raped that other poster
>>557433001>>557433167 (me)Hold up, did you think that Saudi Arabia Royal Cup (JRA race) is the same as Saudi Cup?>>557433416...Anon...Not like this...
Why does nobody grab Lone Wolf anymore? I am always getting free +60 speed on my main ACE every CM
>>557430297kekd and shame we don't have much good fetish content
>>557433503I have no free slot for SR Sweepy
>>557433223>baby noises and going "ya yeaaaaa uu uu uu"but enough about pakalive
wait i thought this card was supposed to be badi literally click on her and got 30 speed on turn 2
imagine being sparksVT (hakuraku dev) herelike you have to pretend someone is next to you while theyre making HEWWO UU UU UU HIYAAA noises
>>557433715that's hakurakudev?
>>557433503cause they got mlb kita and borrow another mlb ssr. Sweep is benched for many
>>557433715Unfortunately, the .png is gaymatched by the man with the teio hairdo
>>557433850yeah they worked on Uma guide too
>>557433595>>557433854hmmm? your lone wolf spark??
>>557433223is it still going?
>>557429757the one and only!
japanese vtubers were already cringe back in the golshi era, western vtubers must be 1000000 times worse
The only vtuber worth watching for Umamusume content is Nui Sociere solely because she has fat tits, hag voice and swipes her card every month
>>557431741MARKED congrats on getting the whurren! I love her, and I'm sure you will too!
>>557434017
there are no vtubers worth watching
oreng
>>557433921show me your lone wolf spark parenti'll wait
>>557434213this thread watches vivlos though
post more imagewe're behind schedule
Who is this semen demon?
>>557433408you were right to avoid its Xoguri triple 7 slop trackhttps://www.twitch.tv/offkaiexpo/clip/RacyThankfulMushroomOptimizePrime-9DsfUavOPlb7sDg6
>>557434213I still watch Oozora Subaru after all these years and she's playing uma now after finishing S2.
>>557433223now this is esports
>>557434302Admire Vega
>>557434545>>557434545>>557434545New Goodmorning edition
Am I missing something? I'm seeing people get chocolates but I don't see an option for it anywhere. Is it not on global yet?
That's a lot of carats...
>80 bucks dedicated to the fucking vtuber expo weekend passew
>>557434446>2200 winterprimo xoguri slop
>>557434604why is your tp bar fullthe chocolates is jp only sowwy
>>557434862Just got home and haven't had a chance to do CMs yet.
JPnerds, what are top 5 must have lateGODs?
I've come to the sad realization that you need both Plancha and Mummy on Pace
