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>Global Game News
Link your account to Cygames iD
Current Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"
Current Rate Up Trainee: Sakura Chiyono O (3*)
Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Sasami Anshinzawa (Pal), SR Tamamo Cross (Guts), SSR Riko Kashimoto (Pal), SSR Tazuna Hayakawa (Pal)
Current CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200m
Main Story Chapter 5 is out
02/13 - 02/19 - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200m
https://umamusume.com/news/100040/
https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/

>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Valentine Taiki Shuttle (3*), Valentine Sounds of Earth (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru, SSR Neo Universe
New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" released

Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline
Cygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/

>Thread Clubs
https://rentry.co/umaglobalclublist
You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.

>All Guides & Resources
https://rentry.org/uma26
Game database
https://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)
A basic guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top/93
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
Uma Text
https://umareader.idsmile.xyz/

Trackblazer is coming...
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Teio!
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>>557508976
ryan is ugly
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AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
I'M TRACKBLAZING IIIIIIIIIIITTTT!!!
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Only a few more days....
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>>557508976
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SUZUKA LOVE
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>>557484584
>He was NOT banned for his oh so great risk
Coward.
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>mfw the first anon uses the support reshuffle, and they still land on useless training
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>>557508976
Ryan is gross and ugly.
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>>557509068
whore and her sins that are dragging her down
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Fishé
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>>557509147
tsun~de~re~
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>>557508976
ryan is sexy and cute
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sweepy won't work in MANT
you clankers are toasted
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>>557509147
>>557509047
dont say that...
>>557509225
say that...
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ace on my face
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>hey Cygames, give me a scenario with extra racing
>extra racing
>and hold the career events
>hold the career events?
>and hold on the fun
>hold on the fun? hey devs, gimme uma abuse with NOTHIN
>nothin?
Trackblazer: Start of the Climax™
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>>557509147
wtf
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bwos... i don't want to hear the umas crying...
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Motherfucker the valentines lines are just for 1 day, I haven't seen some yet.
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>>557509191
>the sin in question
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Mambo!
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>>557509246
I hate ryan but I find "don't say that" ryanposters hilarious

truly there is always yin in yang
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>>557509237
>not posting the full
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>>557509352
you will
you must
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it is a new day
the worst day since yesterday
and the worst until tomorrow
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mamboobs
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Brian LOVE
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>>557509352
>boot up game
>Cygames!
>Horse Girl Attractive Derby!
>request dirt shoes
>send OHAYOU sticker
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>>557509358
i saw them popping up on friday and still some yesterday. looks like its over now
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>>557509352
The funny thing is: you will torture your uma, cause her to suffer... only to job the same as usual in CMs. Literally what were they thinking?
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CHIKUSHOOOOOOOOO
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>>557509529
Does Hishi Amazon just not interact much with other umas?
Why do people only ever pair her with Brian or Fuji?
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>>557509545
Danchou, did you have better luck in your CM races today?
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>open club to get shoes
>me and danchou are talking to each other
It's gonna be a good day, maybe I'll go for 10m fans today
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the track in question that i will be blazing until the start of climax
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>>557509659
nyes
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>>557509374
based birb delivering justice to that WHORE
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>Got no career to grind
Wow first time. Good night /uma/
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HOLY SHIT
THANK YOU DAILY PULL
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>>557509701
based
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>>557509621
Those two are the easiest to pair with her because of how often they're seen together. Hishiama is obsessed with being Brian's rival and Fuji is the other dorm leader which means they're probably in contact with each other frequently.
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I want to train this fatty already
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>>557509394
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>>557509884
>>557510049
Good kittens. Danchou will be very happy.
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>>557509358
Holiday lines are unlocked in the archive for every uma you have at the time, so you can at least listen to them.
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Aint no way I get through round 2 this time. I spent more time making Aces this CM and ended up with the worst results so far. Wish I'd just made a front Bakushin instead of pace as she shes useless and comes 4th at best.
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They fucked unity or something.
I've had parent runs where I clicked ZERO bursts and still had at least all single circles, I've clicked like 4 bvursts now how are you telling me it's fucking 3 crosses wtf
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>>557510268
it's possible for all your unity training to concentrate on fewer than 3 distances if you're unlucky
try shuffling your team manually
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>>557510196
Front Bakushin SUCKS. You gotta be doing something wrong because Curren/Bakushin are very reliable to get wins this CM. Post your umas and anons here will help you bullshit a competitive uma
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>>557510196
We've seen anons win matches with trash umas like Taishin and Special Week. You really have no excuse especially when using an uma specifically designed for sprints.
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>>557510160
>Holiday lines are unlocked in the archive for every uma you have at the time
huh, didn't know that
thanks anon
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>>557509264
>start of the climax = beginning of the end
Oh no they are preparing for tos...
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>>557510196
>I spent more time making Aces this CM
did you mutate all 3 aces from G or what
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>>557510376
>trash umas like Taishin
You shut your mouth
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Pasa kept her 50% wr through day 2. She really is numero uno
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>>557510376
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>>557510425
THEY ARE PREPARING FOR TERMS OF SERVICE??!?!?!?!?!!!!
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Greys...
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>>557510489
How do those numbers work?
50% of all races she got 1st
Then, of all the races she wasn't first, 55% she got second, and on the ones she didn't get first or second, 65% of those she got third?
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>>557510543
turf oonige suzuka
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>>557510592
top two and top3 include the times she got first....
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>>557510425
>tos
You mean fucking eos?
Holy retarded esl
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>>557510556
I wish to explore Grey's anatomy...
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>>557510592
retardbwo, 1st is still top 2 and top 3
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I do not believe you guys about Trackblazer being bad and abusing your horse
I will play it and i will like it, no matter how much i'll suck at the start, it's just like Unity Cap in the end.
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>>557510719
>posts seiun sky guro afterwards
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>>557510168
Is that what being marked looks like?
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>need more than 9 dirt to get B
>need more than 6 mile to get B
>that's only 15, bro
>final 3/18 can only be 1 stat
>that means only 1 stat can become B at the start
AIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>557510783
Does he know?
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>>557510783
im just not looking forward to going back to making NPC tier umas for the first week
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>>557510489
bueno amigo, you have to do it again for dirt cm but this time as a frontrunner
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Finally a fucking 2* front spark, took me 2 days of borrowed runs
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>>557510783
Of course a Dotoposter would be okay with abuse.
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>>557509995
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>>557510783
of course doto would approve uma abuse
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how do i uhhh
earn some moneys
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>>557510783
Of course it's Doto
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>>557510926
pleASE!!!
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>>557510969
You see that orange bar there? Use it
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>>557510948
>>557510913
what's going on here
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>>557510913
>>557510948
>>557511029
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT
ULALA SAVED THE RUN!
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>>557510969
just grind careers bwo... fellow constant brokenigger because i'm maxing out my R cards for support bonus
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bros my sweepy broke and doesn't load anymore
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>>557510913
>>557510948
>>557511029
Dotobros what the FUCK how do we make these slanders stop????
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ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER
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post and flex your Support Bonus
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>>557511187
>TRAGIC: Eden botter forced to actually play the game
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>>557511029
>>557510948
>>557510913
dont say that...
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>>557510969
How do you even run out of money
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>>557511270
>pige
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>>557511270
>buhi buhi buhiiiii
Sorry I don't speak oinker
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>>557511236
>>557511286
She abuses Shakur even ingame
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>>557510783
DOTO RAPE
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>>557511270
I am at peace and in control of my own class 6 retention
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>>557509621
>>557509967
brian and amazon were shipped in real life.
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>>557511187
>>557511262
we're so done for bwos
https://github.com/SweepTosher/umamusume-sweepy/commit/648956d62753912c73a20ab2e7ef3f0fa8c6ead1
https://github.com/SweepTosher/umamusume-sweepy/commit/8910f7a5fea59a6f39d8512c4cc76f75c86ce628
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noooticing that accidents only happen to opera when doto is around... curious
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>>557511389
So it's true...
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>>557511309
Have you seen how much enhancing skill bonus costs?
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>>557511270
>>557511324
>>557511371
oinkbros... our reputation...
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>>557511262
she gong on my xi till i fa cai
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sweepy mentioned
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Thanks.
Just faxed that link to cygames, enjoy the ban (LOL)
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>>557511262
>>557511459
AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE THE CHINESE HAVE TAKEN OVER SWEEPY
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>>557511684
>>557511459
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>>557511309
sprint urara grind + dirt cm + getting new umas and going for their potential + upgrading cards after free pulls
>>557511047
>>557511148
haha sure... after i end my 20 page uni assignment that has to be written by hand
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>>557511324
>>557511371
level your cards bwos
it's achievable natty
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>>557511647
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>>557511090
What is the purpose of a swimsuit with this design
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>>557511905
sex
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>>557511262
Tsai tsien /uma/bros
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>>557511905
Moe
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>>557511905
breeding
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>>557511852
>Leveling R cards
Is there a single one worth using outside of Riko for brokefags?
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>>557511270
I'm leveling up R cards too

>>557511371
>oinker
that is normal, stop cleating welfare cards you retard
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>>557512012
Goldship for parent runs
Rudolf for Groundwork
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>>557512012
no, but they're cheaper to level up compared to SRs and SSRs
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sweepybot should make one for this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCgwwWOdh6Y
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>>557511905
Mating
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>>557510409
Side note is that there are 2 lines for valentine's and one of them has a bond level requirement. I didn't get the 2nd line for umas at bond 1 or 0, though I don't have any at 2-4 so I don't know the minimum requirement
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I hope just calling it "climax" catches on to meme on trannylators
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>>557511090
s-wait a minute, thats not idicktus or nidictus notfootfetish alt horse
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>>557510853
Just hit that inspiration buddy
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>>557511905
It's the swimsuit design that back in the day, like the 70s to 90s, Japan used for public school. No one really wears it anymore but it's a weird source of nostalgia (any fetish material which is why people don't wear it much anymore) for like Gen Xers and younger Boomers who were in high school then.
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It's On! or another 2nd Sprint Corners circle for CM9?
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>Maya
>Rainbow Wit + 3 blue twitter checkmarks
>Failed training
Going to kill a child today
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>>557511262
>the chinese killed the botters
WTF I LOVE XI NOW
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>>557512221
It's TB now. The white death that will cleanse the playerbase off SEAbwos.
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>>557510853
I'm mutating Tama as well but my plan is Mile B and Dirt C
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finally got my 9* mile
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>>557512278
I know about the main part but I meant what is the purpose of adding the seifuku collar to it
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>sweepyanon is chinese
no...
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>>557512283
Gold skill is bigger increase than double circle
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pace more like gaslight
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>>557512496
this was known
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>>557511262
idgi
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>>557512496
>cheater enabler is chinese
how is that shocking
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>>557512429
>1* stamina
>1* unique
>1 good white
back the the mines
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>>557512443
Much like her hat, we won't recognize her without it, obviously
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>>557510853
Just luckshit
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>>557512241
>dictus
>mentioned
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/uma/ is officially chink territory, nobody sane plays this game without sweepy.
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>>557509062
Explain Bobo's appeal
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>>557511459
uhhh
i dont understand what this means
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>>557512583
It will be officially year of the honse for the Chinese in 2 days
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I'm disappointed in you, /uma/
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>>557512525
I also made a last minute late surger air groove and oguri and my winrate went up substantially
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>>557512739
>this is how I learn that I am insane
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>>557512776
cute
sex
autistic so she's approachable unlike someone like shichi
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>>557512307
>posts Teio
YOU'RE CHINESE TERRITORY TEIO
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>>557512776
Autism (cute)
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>>557512883
i hope it was because of /uma/ shilling
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>wears attire specifically made for married women
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>>557512748
what if she got rushed? that's what i thought.
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>>557512739
i flatline most days and sometimes do 3 borrows on other days, am i sane?
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it is known that sweepybro was from sweepypore
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>>557512967
It's just Hokkaido bumpkin fashion
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>>557512967
Explain to me wearing a jacket over a dress like that.
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post something cute
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>>557511270
Nice wallet bro, but could be bigger
-John Cygames
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>>557512050
Where do you get the money for all that
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Spechuds, your response????
it should be illegal for support card chains to not end
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any psychos that ran endclosers in this sprint
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>>557513061
it's cold
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>>557513101
>sub 15%
>pige
completely f2p btw
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>>557513175
daily races and career?
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>>557512883
me too
i went from 50 to 80
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I accept John Sweepy and John Hoyoverse as my lord and savior
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>Laisu guy brought two sacrificial debuffers and nukes my Brian and Digitan to oblivion
>Loses to HISHIAMA anyway
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>>557512776
sexo (autistic)
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You fags will call anyone with over 10% support bonus a paypig and then complain that you can't retain class 6
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>>557512883
but /uma/ said lates are bad
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japs are literally telling people to quit during TB... it's so over globalbros
https://x.com/nushihen/status/2023018706784473113?s=20
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>>557513276
based chocowaifu GOD
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>>557513035
>already preparing their women for marriage by making them dress like that.
>>557513061
Fashion choice, I think it looks lovely and mature.
>>557513186
Call ICE
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>>557511270
Why yes I'm a whale. What gave it away? My 40 MLB Rs?
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>>557513363
>Hell's scenario has arrived
>Even if you quit Uma Musume here, I won't blame you
Japs have made a VERY bad experience going through mant with ZERO foresight or knowledge of what garbage awaits them
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>>557513186
>spoiler
I don't even feel my Kitasan recently. I'm always buying this in full price
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>>557513363
EOS SOON
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TeioBlazer
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>>557513461
>feel my Kitasan
feel her more will increase motivation
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>>557512967
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>>557511270
when will we get the next free CARD
i need muh extra points
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>>557511270
friendly reminder that 13% bonus is over 70k points at 550k range
you're being gapped by support bonus
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>>557513328
>>557512939
>>557512912
What if she's the kind of autistic that doesn't like sex?
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this is what Chinese men looks like when they get pozzed by libshit...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SU8xmhI5WjA
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>>557513429
what cards do you fucking use
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>>557513339
these retards literally cleated all their welfare SSRs and probably never leveled their R cards
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>>557513363
>it’s a miracle this game wasn’t released as Horse Girl Pretty Derby
Still too accurate. It should be Horse Racing Good-looking Derby
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>next CM is dirt
>v. bourbon is finally coming out
>dirt G
i dont wanna mutate...
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>>557513081
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>>557513328
SLHOLY SHIT AWOOGA THE BUTTA AWOOGA AWOOGA
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>>557513361
It's just air groove methinks
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>>557513186
Do you bring Falco or inherit gamble?
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>>557512954
it was
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https://x.com/i/status/2022871089488310505
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>>557513781
This but unironically
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>>557513674
crying about it being called trackblazer instead of MANT is pure EOP behavior, japs always called it "climax scenario" because make a new track is a dumb name
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>>557513620
impossible, she's an uma
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>>557513339
does support bonus really make that big of a difference in TT?
>t.6.8% bonus
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>>557512967
spe is good wife material
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>>557513650
The useful ones
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qol with tuberculosis
cygenerous trust
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>>557513363
>地獄のシナリオが来た
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>>557513081
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>>557513361
/uma/ didn’t. You must have been listening to a sloptuber
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>>557513920
no way, they actually call it "climax"? copying this instead of TB
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>>557513920
I'M GOING TO TRACKBLAZE
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>>557513647
>he says while posting an aussie mormon
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>>557513081
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>>557513826
I brought falco this time, also tried an inherit gamble but it didn't work out
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>>557513920
People get upset about the dumbest shit, why are you surprised? Some people still refuse to call it Runaway, even though that's literally what oonige means
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>>557513920
Localizer anon pleases...
You are making it too obvious...
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>>557513920
learn japanese
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EOPpers...?
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>>557513920
Tbf MANT is a deceptive name, before someone explained it to me I thought we were literally making custom tracks for people to race in.
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Be honest /uma/ can your attention span survive TB?
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>>557514241
Yeah
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>>557513081
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>>557514109
BIG NIGGER is a lot more fun to say than "runaway"
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>>557513081
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what does make a new track in this context even mean, making a racetrack go from niche to popular? name makes it sound like you're building tracks
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>>557513945
>>557511434 (me)
Yes it makes a difference, that 665k would be 66k points lower without any support bonus
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>>557514241
I will just do one MANT run a day, the rest will be in URA
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>>557514236
same i thought we were going to build a new race track for tracen
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>>557513920
IM STARTING TO CLIMAX
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>>557514241
yeah? in the worst-case scenario, the one who's going to suffer is my club with the drop in fans I'm going to bring
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is quota going up in MANT?
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>>557514308
look at:
>>557507956
>>557508116
>>557508179
>>557508324
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>>557514308
making a new uma
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#LookAtAACK
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>>557514308
You’re not gonna believe this.
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>>557513954
Indeed. After reading about Trackblazer, I can’t imagine myself putting Spe through such an ordeal just to “win” competitive slop. The meta is such a disgusting vice.
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>>557514308
I think it means 'do what you want lol' dressed up
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>>557513703
I'm doing it with suzu. You can get by with B dirt maybe even C, it's not as harsh as having lower distance rank.
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>>557514241
Yes
I pay attention to Tits and Butts all day
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>>557514336
>>557514308
>>557514236
Imagine if they did do that and people started making Mario Maker-like torture tracks
>set length to absolute maximum
>make the entire thing uphill
>call it Mr. Bones
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>>557514303
ORANGE
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>>557513945
At 14% support bonus, I'm getting +70-80K points
You're probably getting +30-40K.
Imagine how much easier retention would be if you added +40K points to your trials without touching your umas.
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>>557514427
Fewer clubs
Higher quotas
Constant crash outs
Threads become even slower
JP retakes the reins
QoL features convince nobody this late
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I find it funnier how they changed MANT but retained "クライマックス開幕" / "Start of the Climax" when it's the one that sounds weirder or can be taken out of context. Everyone will climax all over the place
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I hope my mambros will prevail with me
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>>557514427
I'm keeping this Dober.
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my climax...it's...it's starting...
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>>557514690
So that's how trainers convince their umas to race endlessly
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What is happening here?
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>Climax
>3rd scenario out of like 10
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>>557514690
Cygames want us to bang our umas
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>>557514610
I can barely get over 600k so what you're saying checks out. I doubt I can afford to level up that many cards, barely have a million SP saved and only 4.4M monies
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I just wanna see Eden numbers going down from botting MANTfunction
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>>557514427
>Club can't even maintain 20m fans a month quota
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Uma is... climax game...
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Making my honse race till she's dead tired but promise her nonstop climax
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>>557514074
you can read the replies to that tweet and see for yourself
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Stop climaxing so early
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>>557514308
i thought we were gonna literally make our own tracks in a rollercoaster tycoon type of gamepkay
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>>557514730
Anything for my Mambros
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>>557514779
those terms are acceptable
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>>557514867
Imagine the Umapyoi at the end of the climax
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>>557514790
"only"??? start using it NOW bwo, you can instantly max out ~23 R cards with that much and shoot your support bonus up by 2%
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when does the sex event get added?
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I quit jp during MANT. Don't tell danchou.
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>>557514940
Someone post the comic of Bakushin bragging how she always finishes first
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>>557514976
>he didn't get it
Oh no bro...
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>>557514976
It's hot springs all the way down.
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MANT was an abbreviation exclusively used by non japanese people who can't play the game without the MTL translation from the hachimi mod, it was always the wrong way of calling it
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I genuinely don't know how to build good TT umas.
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everyone likes MANT
look how happy she is
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>>557514976
You need max bond with 5 umas before the 18th
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>>557515115
>not even saying it the "right way"
You will never be japanese
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>>557514976
what do you think trainers and umas have been doing when they spend a night alone at the hot springs?
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>>557515115
But it's in English in the original logo, so there is no need to change it, they should've just translated the climax part.
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>>557514940
Scenario literally says "Start of the Climax" I need to start climaxing early
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>>557515216
why would I want to be a jap, I like their culture not their way of living
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Tired of all this fake outrage. A trackblazer is literally someone who mants, by definition. Go find something else to be mad about.
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>danchou hasn't done a run in 2 days
>multiple people who used to dwarf me in fan count sitting at the bottom
>someone just left a few days ago
I-Is it too late to jump ship? My club is going to die before MANT
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My umas suffering is a burden, I'm willing to take for glory and gibs
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Quick witcheck:
This or running radio nikkei sho?
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>>557515267
One might inform the other, anon
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>>557515298
What outrage? I look forward to climax-maxxing and finally shitting out a decent parent.
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>>557515298
twitter niggers crying about muh localization when it's stuff like changing a dumb name are mega retarded, I understand doing so when the entire context of a scene or something like that is altered but in this case is just being upset at nothing
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Mambo ranks higher than quota clubs
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>>557515298
Sotc my dick
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>>557515249
This
Came this morning to Rennyu Order: Okawari
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>>557515298
...wouldn't that be a Trailblazer? Like I don't actually care but I'm pretty sure the word is wrong.
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>more than half the club is doing bare minimum quota
owari da...
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>>557515364
Speeeeed
80 skill points is a lot, but isn’t more valuable than 65 speed when you’re already at great mood
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>>557515364
Maru will do the funni and fail 5%
you have to Rest
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"Carve a New Path" could've been a much better name
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>>557515298
>A trackblazer is literally someone who MANT
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>>557510268
I know if you pick mid then top, that second round's assessments are always all fucked up. They'll have you losing everything but as long as you've hit a small handful of whites and one or two bombs, you're pretty sure to win even when it's like 4 X's.
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Can't wait to climax all over my trainee's T's and B's
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>>557515560
more like carving for my dick to climax haha, it would have been a more fitting name I think haha
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>>557515443
Nobody sane actually cares anyway. Twitter freaks will be freaks, just ignore them.
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>>557515512
It's trailblazer but they replace trail with track. Because we're making a new track- oh wait, no we don't.
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if you oshi has F Mile/Med, it's literally over
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YOU'RE NOT DOING SOMETHING NEW
YOU'RE NOT BREAKING THE MOLD
YOURE NOT BLAZING A NEW PATH
YOU'RE STILL JUST RUNNING IN FUCKING CIRCLES
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>>557515443
>chaning thing that is bad (in this anons opinion) is fine
And then they change something you like and suddenly it's a problem. All changes that are fundamentally not needed are trash and should be deleted.
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climax with your uma
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>global gets the CLIMAX scenario soon
>jp gets Breeders' Cup scenario soon
what did cygay mean by this
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>>557515525
Agree, 700+ speed before senior year is better than more SP.

>>557515549
If she had failed that training I would've cried for real and closed the game for the day.
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So, anyway, I started Trackblazing and Climaxing all over the place
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>>557515760
That's what life is all about
It's up to you to make it beautiful
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>>557514051
>CM9 in a nutshell
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>>557515478
For me it's Kanojo ga Iru no de Jaaku na Teishinchou M Cup Amaama Ijiwaru Oshiego no Yuuwaku ni wa Makemasen...
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>>557515760
run in a circle would have been a great name
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>>557515137
build them like normal umas where you want them to win
except you also add more wit and gold skills
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horse racing is just slower NASCAR
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despair
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>>557515942
Based. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lt2ipUpCjPI
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>>557515364
personally I'd take radio nikkei sho unless it's medium/long training
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>>557515760
Circles?
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>>557515942
dude imagine id umas had to do 20 turns in a race like at suzuka
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>>557515760
uuuuuuh bwo???? Some of the tracks blazed I climax on are straight lines or only half circles???????????
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>>557514779
This.
The meme about "noooo don't goon to the honse!" is made up by the community, because westoids cannot handle peak cute 2D anime girls.
Cygames WANTS you to goon on them.
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>>557515942
NASCARMUSUME when?
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>>557515137
>cap speed
>meet stamina requirement
>get some wit within your capability
>race for skill points during dead turns
>get ALL the gold skills (according to distance and style aptitude)
Easy
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>>557516189
Idol and idol adjacent corpos want you to lewd them, but literally can't legally say it out loud
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Belno Light: "I need to work hard to make better shoes for Oguri, but researching makes me so stressed. I'm glad I can use Jou-San to releave stress whenever I feel like it what a lovely gentleman how kind of him!"
Oguri Cap: "I wonder what kind of food they will make for dinner. I want potates and carrot steak, it has to be it has to be it has to be it has to be..."
Kitahara Jou: "Holy shit my wallet is being drained dry by Oguri (as in peak) and my balls are being drained dry by that slut Belno when can I catch a break!"
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Sex sells
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I'm climaxing all over the place
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With all the climaxing next scenario I imagine the tracks will be completely white and always on wet condition
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>>557515769
Nta but I guess it doesn't bother me because I'm enough of an ojiisan to remember when localization in the SNES era just did whatever the fuck it wanted and we just lived with that so we got used to it.
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How do you rev your uma?
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>>557515326
Time to join the no burnout B+ chads
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>>557516294
threesome when?
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it's blazin' time
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curren made me climax again even though i told her no
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>>557516254
Then why is my win rate still bad even when doing that?
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>>557516362
grab the ears
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>>557516327
What does sex sell?
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>>557515942
>>557516207
>NA gets their own racing game based on racing
>the girls are mainly hags
>some might already have boyfriends
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>>557516327
i'd buy curren for a dollar.
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>>557516437
Actually got a chuckle out of me
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>>557516189
>trainer not doing the licking
I hate yuri so much, since it’s no different than a guy doing it. Also, FUCK overseas fans for being puritanical
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>>557516486
>spoiler
And that won't stop me
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>>557516332
cute butt
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>>557516486
>Spoiler
More like will
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>>557516332
You think that love hotel in the back is just for show? go do your business with your uma there
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The Breeding Cup
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>>557516294
>sex with Mama Oguri during the day and Belno at night
Literally how does he even have a functioning pelvis at this point?
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>hmm nyes lates are gamba as usual, nothing wrong with it
>lates are auto-lose in this CM because SEAcucks decided pace was meta so Pace is bloated in every single match
Nice gaslight game losers.
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It actually stands for "Make a new Trainee" but it was changed for being too blatant
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>>557512883
post them
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>>557516465
Losing still happens, but when you win you'll rake up high scores. You also need to learn the advanced skill of sniffing out witmaxxers
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Ulala...
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>>557516486
When a girl is single you need to be more appealing thrn every other man on earth. When a girl is attached you only have yo be more appealing than 1 guy
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>>557516703
CLIMAXING WITH MAYACCHI UOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>557516189
Funny how this meme was made by westoids. Huge fandoms(particularly english speaking ones) are such a fucking nuisance. Can't stop warring with itself if it killed it.
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>>557516786
off to the breeding cup with ulala
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>western fans are the ones crying about le uma porn
Um wasn't it japs who doxxed and got accounts on pixiv banned because they drew uma porn long before global even released? Isn't that the main reason why artists that draw uma porn don't tag it with the uma's name?
But yeah keep blaming everything on your made up western strawman
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URA a man of Unity Torena let's Track this Blazer so we can Climax together
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I have a good feeling about this run!
>Fail a single digit percentage on a rainbow + burst room
I have a good feeling about this run!
>Two mood downs in a row
I have a good feeling about this run!
>Zero inspiration skills
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>>557516828
Funny that the yuri gave it away. Exterminate overseas fans at all costs
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>>557516890
please stop posting this image of Rudolf, she's much more dignified than this
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>>557516890
If she made that face, right after saying that, and right before going down on me, I'd probably burst in an instat
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>>557516601
AAAAAAAA SLOPPY MAKING OUT WITH DIGITAN IN A LOVE HOTEL AFTER THE SUMMER COMIKET, HER BODY ALL SWEATY MMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAA
GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
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In the breeders cup the last spurt signals the beginning of a new climax
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>>557516767
The sniffing out witmaxxers part is the most important, I get semi-frequent 600k's doing it
(Hint: They usually have Creek or Biwa as long ace)
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>>557516878
source?
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>>557516968
It’s like they are afraid of a man being intimate with his lover.
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blazing her track til i climax
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>>557516485
Itself
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>get dirt A on Suzu
>two fats and a slacker
Fuck you game.
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>>557517064
sniffing out witmaxxers isn't even enough for me anymore. I just refresh until I find someone within 200 points of the upper matching limit and hope for a 5 win there
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can we go back to cropped pornposting?
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>>557516485
carrots
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>>557516989
>she's much more dignified than this
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I forgot to check if I needed stamina...
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>>557517187
The upper team trials opponent is a gaslight. I've gotten most of my all-time high scores agaibst the middle team
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You guys are fucking retarded.
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>>557517378
obviously
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>>557516878
Apparently they believe horse owners can rescind the rights of using the name for the game after they signed the contract/gave permission to allow Cygays to use it, because of actions from third parties with no legal responsibility
But to be fair, knowing how sensitive the average nip boomer is, they'd probably throw a tantrum until they get their way
>>557517073
>obvious thing that has happened and everyone knows about
>hehehe le source?
You can smell the hrt
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>>557517378
i love my retarded umamusume wife
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>>557517192
Cropped? Then where will I get all the uma porn I save from?
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>>557517378
Thanks!
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Track Blaze Everyday
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>>557517276
Stamina is a meme.
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>>557517192
dude just post full, only butthurt retards report porn anyways
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>>557517378
I know
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>>557517276
Wit is Stamina.
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STOPP
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>>557517276
stamina is a meme
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>>557517614
I like the small uma.
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Okay but I really really really really love Stego.
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>>557517192
If I were you I'll save all of those for next scenario
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>>557517714
what
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https://youtu.be/O917uUaHH4E?si=Ju4UJb7BcQYuHcV6

Uhhh guys?
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>>557517714
That's the expression of an uma that would call me retarded
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>>557517192
neicha wouldn't do this
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>>557517705
reminder that stego wears her trainer's shirt
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>>557517892
>first girl is a landwhale
>immediately close video
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Poeria!
https://youtu.be/L172sxTBbeU
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Today I learned that G3 and G2 races give the same amount of Skill Points.
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>Satsumi Matsuda (Stego's voice actress) actually tried the bacon chocolate
Cute.
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Update on Hoeh Curren (Falco x Curren)
She has won the first stage of the Japanese Triple Dirt Crown, Haneda Hai, and now is aiming to win the second stage, Tokyo Derby
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>>557518075
but think about the fan gain bwo... keep yourself to G2 races for danchou...
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Sex with Verxina
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>>557518064
Mhmmmmmmm
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sex with kingu until she passes out
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>>557518102
ganbatte hoen
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>>557511768
>sprint urara
A waste of monies. Fuck this CM, really.
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is stego x trainer the first ever gay relationship in umamusume
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>>557517892
Can we please make obesity illegal? I'd probably be ok with this if they weren't fucking fat
I would fuck mambo, urara and digital though
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>>557518379
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>>557518102
She is a good horse and I hope she remains successful
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>>557518095
*barfs*
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I need an uma that would let me cum inside and impregnate.
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>>557517892
look at all that slow metabolism
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>>557518379
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>>557518410
Stego is a cute girl.
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>>557518507
Send him to the Laurel.
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>>557518507
curren
but that also leans having your cum mixed in with 999 other specimens
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Is red shift at least decent on lates for CM10
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>>557517892
now those are the real buhi oinkies
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Do you guys think we are getting MANT before the next cup? Is it worth preparing umas for that cup now?
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>>557518507
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>>557518415
https://youtu.be/aTBlKRzNf74
If it's not funny, fat people ain't worth it, much less when it's goddamn woman that are meant to be sexy
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>>557518574
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>>557518608
Yes
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>Finally get Sprint A on Pasa
>TURF S TOO?!
>Stats are on track to be excellent
>oh fuck this is the run, finally an optimal ace for this cm just in time for a harder round
Fimo agemasen. Biko agemasen. And the creme de la creme: Unity Cup all 5 double circles on preview -> lost 3/5. Literally zero gold skills.

I'm gonna fucking end it
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>>557518672
Read the news update ingame
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>>557518552
>this = cute girl(boy)
>>557518826
>this = ugly girl(girl)
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>>557518672
didn't the in-game mail say it's going live on the 18th?
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>>557518608
le delayed red shift is just as shitty of a meme as it ever was
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>>557518770
so this is the upgraded sakura ive been hearing about
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>>557518415
>>557518705
Sucks to be you guys
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>>557518837
If it's any consolation this will still happen 3 years from now.
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>>557518694
Doto wouldn't act like this.
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>>557517954
neicha would do that and more
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dont kill yourself yet
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>>557518995
she's asking for water without knowing what that gesture means
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>>557518908
they said "mid-march".
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>>557518507
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>>557518837
biko is gaslight
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>Japanese oaks
>Daring Tact's daughter vs Admire Groove's daughter vs Manhatan Cafe's daughter
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>>557517435
>cannot provide source
>b-but everyone knows it!!!
Popular beliefs tend to be fake, you know?
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>>557519126
I know. I use her because my bakushin is 0lb and it's hard to cap stats with her.
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>>557519048
Don’t tell me what to do.
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>still 594k
we're not hitting 600k this week
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nice nature is pretty dangerous
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>>557518837
use SSR Bakushin instead of Biko bwo
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>>557517892
https://youtu.be/dZqo4OZ0Pqs?si=DcKF7W7-oYU8wzK0
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Lost the qualifiers...
I fucked this run so hard...
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>>557519137
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not even a pal card can stop Kitasan from disappearing
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>>557519196
just use an sr speed
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>>557519187
common knowledge also tends to go undocumented.
here is a shitty korean wiki article on the topic for your spoonfeeding pleasure.
https://en namu wiki/w/%EC%9A%B0%EB%A7%88%EB%AC%B4%EC%8A%A4%EB%A9%94%20%ED%94%84%EB%A6%AC%ED%8B%B0%20%EB%8D%94%EB%B9%84/2%EC%B0%A8%20%EC%B0%BD%EC%9E%91
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>>557519048
Why?
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It's pretty subtle but Laurel in Star Blossom is definitely an uke
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>>557519196
But I do it all the time with Kitasan MLB, LB0 Baku and 4 wit cards???
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men will see this and say
>wife
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>>557516703
>manhandling a nubile trainee
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>>557518837
>Unity Cup all 5 double circles on preview -> lost 3/5.
shouldn't be an issue, NSM is bad
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>>557519442
I don't have kitasan. I run MLB Windy as my other speed card.
>>557519380
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>End career with 445 stamina and 476 guts
My dirt CM Digitan has asthma...
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Wife
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>>557519442
wtf are you guys using low lb speed card with gaslight gold and no hint chance
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>>557518507
>>557518694
it's true
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>B dirt Suzuka manage to get angling and unrestrain off at the end of corner and won the room
Well maybe fishing for A dirt runaway might actually worth it?
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>>557519490
But that’s not special week
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>>557519490
I'm "men"
wife
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>>557519126
Biko is not gaslight.
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>>557519548
NSM procs almost every race on two of my three runners, and often on three. NSM being bad this cm is gaslight. It's key to getting ECP into position to fire her unique. Speed Star is more important, but NSM is an excellent use of points.
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>>557519490
wife
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You should always make at least one ace without /uma/‘s help. You will get gaslit into Group B otherwise.
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Starting the Climax with Doto...
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>>557519417
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>>557519490
das rite
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>>557514940
new fear unlocked
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Special Wife
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>>557517192
dozo
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>>557519393
>common knowledge also tends to go undocumented
any case are reported somehow on the internet, if those aren't really documented, bringing them up is useless.

>here is a shitty korean wiki article on the topic for your spoonfeeding pleasure.
The link is broken, it doesn't open anything.
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Mating press Doto
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>>557519763
i borrow guts bono instead
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Stop horny posting now!
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>>557520001
Sauce: asdkd123
GOAT umapyoi artist
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h-h-hey girls starting today i will be your trai-
e-e-eeuehhh n-nyooooo...
*runs away crying*
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How fucking bad is mant anons ?
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>>557520001
where nose
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>>557519490
wife
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>>557520216
>wife—ACK
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>>557520172
Are you prepared to abuse your beloved horse?
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>>557520136
thanks alfredo man
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>>557520151
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>>557520218
what a woman...
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>>557520216
I don't give a shit about alt costumes usually but this is the only one I will ever invest carats into. It's the cutest thing ever made
I love my wife
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IM STARTING TO CLIMAX
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>>557520249
me when I touch my punny wives winter coat
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>>557520081
says the pitslut
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>>557520249
this is the equivalent of your uma sharing your nudes with her friends
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they need to add a button that speeds up these shitty CM tickets
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>>557520364
yeah i don't like the costume so much, but that animation is worth everything
They know their audience so much.
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Post Creek's ass too
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>>557520081
hmmmmmnyo
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>>557519220
I sacrifice three children and invoke Aleister Crowley the Invoker
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>>557520487
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umamusume nice smelling sniff sniff ahh bacchi guu
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>>557520634
nice
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>>557520487
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>>557520635
digitan...
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me and my umabros
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>>557514241
I can manage one run a day, maybe two if I feel particularly frustrated
>t. NEET
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>>557521029
Laisu supremacy!
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>>557521029
Why is Rice Shower allowed to have TWO fans
>the only blatant woman likes CB
kek
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pacekino time
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>>557521029
>all men
Based
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king's mom looks like this? damn...
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>>557521029
>we're not getting these animations
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>>557514241
no problem, but i would play less to avoid burn out
>>
hello anons of /uma/, this is my first time visiting your general and have never posted here before. for my very first post, i am making a request:

someone turn the link below into a webm so that i may save it. i promise i will not spam it.

https://x.com/mikuneki/status/1945121173823541309

first post.
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>>557517714
Gold City bukkake
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>>557521025
this boy wants to rape me in MY clothing
>>557521029
based
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>>557521029
Why do women like Mr. CockBalls.
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>>557521261
Someone had done it already
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>>557521349
>women
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>>557521029
>One woman
You just know
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>>557521349
literally me but for women, you only see her trainersexual side being posted here but she's a pretty weird girl in her story
to give an example, she likes to eat pasta with peanut butter
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>>557521349
>why do >woman like based characters
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>>557521261
>reddit first uma
>reddit spacing
sorry I can't help it
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>>557521029
imagine the smell
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>>557521198
damn desu
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>>557521504
no
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>>557520634
>>557520805
made for hotdogging
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I feel like this CM the winner is actually the uma that got fucked the least by position keep.
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>>557521029
>both Laisu fans are the only ones with scuffed as fuck phone cases
Stop jacking off directly at your phone goddamn
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>>557521198
s-sugoi...
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>>557521271
stop saying that
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>>557521504
Tazuna just wants all the trainers to herself
>>
>>
japan is so funny, you can instantly tell if someone is male or female just by their shoes
why do japanese women wear such retarded shoes
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why is every RETARDED fag in here so horny?
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>>557520216
>wif-AAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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I wish i had wedding groove. Idk how strong but she looks great
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become horny
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>>557521942
being constantly exposed to sexy umas will do that to a man
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>>557521942
High test
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a comfortable life with neicha
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stop saying the R slur please
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>>557521762
If you never stop proccing skills, you don't get affected by PK.
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kingu love
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>>557521942
I love being retarded
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>>557522113
kingu!
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>>557521942
>retarded
>not horny
Lmao
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Are you having fun?
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>late start
HOW
YOU LITERALLY HAVE MAX WIT
WHAT THE FUCK
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>>557520216
>>557522113
is polygamy legal in the umaverse?
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>>557522278
>he doesn't know
Or he does and this is just bait.
Oh no I fell for it.
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>>557522029
Please tell me it's Dura fucking Kita
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Mein danchou, the february playlist...
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>>557522315
should be
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>>557521762
you dont hate front players enough. they put 2 of those in sprint CM, doesnt matter if the front runner wins or not, they are there to block people from activating skills.

the next dirt CM? front heavy. the next long CM? kitasan black for front. the 2 medium CM and 1 mile CM afterward? believe it or not, still front heavy,. There's even more front umas to fight against too
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>>557521942
We’re not sexually repressed unlike you imbeciles from reddit
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>>557521829
Never. Shichi will know of my lust
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>>557519490
Wife
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>>557522228
gold city creampie
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>>557522336
You failed the witcheck bro...
Maybe you should have...
Focused
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>>557522391
>r word
the fuck
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If a Ar Tonelico reference, based.
If a Grand Snorder reference, fag.
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>>557521407
>allowed some random anon to run scripts on my browser
>was promised it would allow me to hear webms on other boards
>doesn't work on this gif
am i cooked?
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>>557518608
Red Shift is just kinda consistently good
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>>557522538
I have root access on your machine, hope you and the authorities like dolphin porn.

>files.catbox.moe/omy7g6.ogg
>404
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>>557521261
>reddit uma
>reddit spacing
nyo
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CM10 aquarius test

93778759
93778759
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>>557514940
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Headpatting my oishi
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>1/5
>1/5
>1/5
>1/5
>0/5
>1/5
>5/5
>0/5
Not fucking funny, Shiraoki.
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FUCKING MY OSHI RAW
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>matched up with this Laisu
>almost managed to 1st
>diff with 1st is 1 1/2L
This CM really is a casino simulator
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>>557514971
ok I used a few million. I'm getting Chocolate Gundamn this week and need to max her, same for Kitasan and Mambo next month, but I boosted it to 9%. Hopefully that makes retention less of a fairy tale tomorrow.
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I already came buckets to Laurel last night, and I'm still so fucking horny that I just want to masturbate everytime I see her
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>>557517378
My trainee likes me a little dumb.
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>>557521762
The biggest issue with current CM is you can't get surprise winners in the last straight. Snow applies such penalty to acceleration that the winners are already decided from the end of the last corner.
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>>557514940
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>>557523148
hot
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>>557515364
that. Nikkei Sho is +4 to stats, useless
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7 and I rape the next uma posted
5 and I rape the next umadachi that posts
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i say sis irl
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>>557523032
rest in umanko
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>>557523280
the raped
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Super Cheeks
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>>557523280
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>>557523329
>rape me, or i'll set off the alarm
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>>557523329
Leave Nishino Flower to me
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next uma after Forever Young should be a loli
too many hags lately
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>>557523383
>nommy nom desuwa
She would say this
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>>557523439
>>557523358
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>>557523462
Try it brat, I have Riko on my side.
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thanks to anon last night for telling me to ditch Creek. This was my first post-Creek attempt, 9* power, 9* stam Pasa. My Mcqueen sucks as a dirt mile parent, obviously, but it's better than dealing with low single-circle affinity and getting shit inspirations. I capped speed early, so maybe I could drop Stinko for another wit card or a power card
FINEMO FINALLY GAVE ME SPEED STAR
So this Taiki isn't very good, but she's usable. I could get to A finals with her if I luckshitted a bit.
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>>557523531
>>557523619
lol
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>>557523531
>>557523619
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>>557523556
Loli secretariat
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>>557523329
Leave Nishino Flower TO ME
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The Bratty Cup.
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>>557522796
>3/9
bwos please join... I know you have your aces ready! Pretty please?
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>>557523735
I HATE CLASSIC SPRINTERS STAKES
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>>557523787
no I don't
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>>557523787
sorry bwo i don't have shit
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>>557523619
>call riko for help
>she dies because you spoke too loudly and her ears couldn't handle it
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>>557523697
No bully with a butt like this should be taken seriously.
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>>557523735
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>>557523787
sorry i shant be playing until the event drops
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Is there a way to make parent farming not feel utterly fruitless? At least with failed Ace runs I can often end up with usable umas for TT, and if I'm really lucky I can get a solid parent by luck.
But parent runs have the same odds of hitting that luck, and you just end up with a bunch of unusable umas.
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>>557523905
the trick of running away from an uma is not running faster than an uma but faster than another trainer
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>>557523194
Eh, I saw a few Kingus clutch a win. It was less than 4 so far, but it was something. And unless it's actual Pasa, it's funny to see if people are rolling on Plancha proc, and if one or both umas in front miss it, then any uma in the top 5 by then can have a chance to win.
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>>557523748
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upcoming name change scenarios for the global audience

League of Heroes ----> League of Legends
Monthly Match ----> Monthly CM
Design your Island ----> IslandBlazer
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>>557523918
I will take her, seriously
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>>557523981
Wait until the passes and pay the $10 if you don't hate yourself.
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>>557522390
pace taiki will continue to mog every mile cm no matter how many front runners people run. there can be six front runners and she'll still find her way to 4th on the corner.
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>>557523981
...hehe...
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KIIIIIMIIIIII THOOOOOO
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>>557524019
>monthly cm
>not monthly mm
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>>557524031
release ze sextuple hesitant+flustered pace chaser lobbies
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>>557524019
do you actually design any part of the island in design your island or is it even more misleading than make a new track
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>>557523787
I have some shitty aces so I'll join
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>>557523767
I want to domesticate sirius into a loving and feminine wife
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Mayano Top Gun is one of the greatest characters ever created.
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>>557524190
You choose which facilities get upgraded which nets you more bonuses depending on said facility upgrades.
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>>557524265
Fag
I'd rather keep her as is and become a loving yet manly house husband
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Taiki.....I thought we were training dirt races?
I won't look a gift horse in the mouth, though, a 6*stam/3*pwr 2*turf isn't bad.
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do umamusume shit as much as horses do
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https://x.com/i/status/2022931459259146486
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I had a dream about the game, that the next track would be a 2000m triangle, and that Ryan and Tachyon were to be featured in it.
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>>557517892
Where did they find so many Teio fans?
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>>557524412
My daughter wife deserves a climax
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>>557524434
triangle you say?
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>>557524265
>I want to completely change this very defined character
faggot
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if a track has a 90 degree bend is it a straight or a corner?
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>>557524393
they eat a fuckton so you know they take monster dumps
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>>557524458
Fron the anime 5 years ago?
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>>557524393
Oguri Cap (as in peak) takes huge Oguri Craps
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>>557524529
I'll make her start a climax
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>>557524628
based stego fags
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>>557524738
That's literally her seiyuu.
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>>557523981
I have myself ready for the tri-weekly Transfer Events now. And I feel okay that I still get to hoard more sashes ever since the doubled career gibs ended.
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>>557524434
I only dream of Silence Suzuka.
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>>557509385
I wanna SMOOCH Ryan
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HELP
I'm making an emergency ace to not be doomed to B
800 pow/ 1000 wit
or
1000 pow / 800 wit?
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>>557517892
those are some fat-rate umamusume
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>>557524787
all the better
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>Tokai Teio Expert
>Not a Teio onsight
Teiobros are filthy metafags
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>>557524991
800 pow/ 1000 wit
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>>557524628
Related to this, as a dare I tried bacon fresh out of the pan on ice cream about 15 years ago and it was really good.
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>>557523981
short answer: no. That's why I don't parent farm, really. The most I'll do is a slightly modified ace run where if it's clear it won't be competitive, I'll run extra races and ensure 600/600/600+
Over time you can get very strong parents if you farm, but the odds are insanely bad. Just take this example, trying to get a good dirt spark on Pasa for Aquarius:
>dirt spark chance:17% best-case (no Long A)
>chance of 2*: 70%
>chance of pwr/stam spark: 40%
>chance of 2*+: if 600+: 50% if
>total chance of good spark: 2%
That means 50 runs before you hit even odds of a good spark, and doing 200 runs before you see it would only be a bit uncommon.
And that's for only two factors - a good blue and good pink. Add in whites and the odds become exponentially worse.
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>>557524991
1000 pow 1200 wit?
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>>557524357
Also can't say no to 2* ult if it's a good inherit on relevant tracks, solid spark set, bwo.
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>>557510913
>>557510948
>>557511029
STOP !!!!!!
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meaty unwashed uma fangirls...
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>>557524628
it's better if you do it with 65% dark chocolate, but props to the fucker for trying it. It's delicious stuff.
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>>557525071
Right, thanks.
I'm going back to making aces. I'll just try to use parents that have 3 blues on them so the resulting umas have a shot at getting 8-9 blues.

Really insane to think you're doing a 40m-1h run only to roll a really shitty dice once at the very end.
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>>557524991
1000 pow 800 wit
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>>557524913
based
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aw dang it
>press it
no
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>>557524991
1kpwr/.8k wit
the hill on the late-race is going to be a killer.
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>>557524628
Sweet and salty things go along well. I love eating chicken nuggets with pineapple pepper jelly.
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>>557525591
based. I learnt this very early on from my mom, great lesson to be had that
>>557525243
more of a 70+ type myself, but 65 is great as well
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>>557525251
that's exactly what I do, the only times I haven't are when I needed to mutate for CM, but otherwise I always ensure I'm using 3* parents.
You know what's worse than getting 1* guts? Getting 3* power with 2 1* guts parents.
Just saying.
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>>557525489
click it
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>>557525681
70+ takes some getting used to for darkchoco newfags, don't scare them
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are u watching every cm race? you have no excuse this time
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>>557522796
Results! Thanks for joining!
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>>557525859
what % is this
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>>557522796
Wanted to join my Digitan since she's somehow performing very well despite the 12100 rating but I only have 2 aces so far
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>>557525926
Breedable
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>>557525489
I mean you have to click it. If you fail, it might not even brick the run since it's so early.
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>>557525012
very cute uma
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>>557525751
>>557525989
not falling for this
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Aquarius CM room

66161469
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>>557525926
looks a solid 60% to me, very breedable
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>>557525012
I will annitix this hors
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>>557525861
Yes! At 4x speed.
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>>557526126
NTA but I would click it. If it fails, oh well. Can always reset the career since it's so early.
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>>557525859
>Got me a "try it all" Lindt bundle, going from milk, to 2 special mixes, all the way up to 99%
Taught me real quick that anything under 60% taste pretty meh to me, if not even "kinda ew". Milk is unironically too milky, and I fucking adore milk. 50% tastes good, but again, too much sugar for my taste.
>don't scare them
Fuck em, give them 90% RAW and see them squirm! 99% fucking murdered me, even just a small corner of it, holy fuck that shits something.
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>>557526126
>100+ stats for the price of a coin toss
this is peak Uma Musume
do ya feel lucky, punk? Well do ya?
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>>557526126
Then don't post it faggot
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I just now realise I forgot to buy plancha and A&S on my front taiki... I'm kinda retarded
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>>557526219
NO
I'm here for a purpose
I'm here to beat up my mom
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>>557524278
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>IslandBlazer

please be real
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>>557526131
There's still room for one more anon. Please join
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>>557526290
>Fuck em, give them 90% RAW and see them squirm!
based siegheil doto, I fucking kneel
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>>557526371
maya is the cutest
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https://youtu.be/fmQew1aqKpY
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>>557526369
>I'm here to beat up my mom
I'll take "Things that will never happen" for $500, Alex
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cum in her aiba ga
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cum in her hamba ga
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>>557526505
Till then I've only ever ate cheap choco (if at all), so I had no fucking clue how GODDAMN GOOD 80-90% would taste. 99% is borderline torture however, that shit is just vile and might as well be "cooking chocolate". Just a small taste instantly explained why the box had no 100% in it, which they do in fact sell.
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we are so cooked
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if i win finals curren chan gets to do whatever she wants with me
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>>557526758
IM CLIMAXING
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>>557526131
Triple S Groundwork Pasa utterly destroyed the competition. Thanks for joining
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>>557509967
>Hishiama is obsessed with being Brian's rival
Her and 200 other Umas
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>>557526818
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85% is the "sweet" spot for me as far as choco goes
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>trying to make an S/S+ rank sprint horse
>all the blue sparks end up on guts and stamina
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UmankoBlazer
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get that SUCCUBUS out of my FACE
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>>557526542
VERY cute Bobo.
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>>557526876
It's a perfectly fine middle ground, 90% and above is the hardcore league.
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One more Aquarius CM room

76957380
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Who is the fastest?
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>>557526830
>groundwork pasa
witgod never misses...
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>>557526641
who tf is alex
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>>557526830
imagining making a front S pasa for next CM is already giving me nightmares.
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>>557527158
Didn't Brian once won a race by like 5 lenghts?
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Bourbon's racewear feels shameless while Taiki's doesn't... why is this
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>>557527316
I thought so too, but unironically I got her in 2 tries. It is not high effort at all
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>>557527323
Leotards make everything 45% lewder
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>>557527105
There's still room for one more anon. Pls join
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chiyono is not dodging the inumusume allegations if she acts like this
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>Mood down before race
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>557526758
more like crymax
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>>557527508
Like a dog chasing a car
Very fitting
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>>557527316
it can't be that ba-
>10 Front sparks required
FUCK
ok yes it is that bad. And Front Pasa still has to deal with giga cracked Falcos and Dirt SMarus, she loses all her pace power going to front, so if she doesn't make #2 spot by late-race she is fucked, and not politely. Taiki's going to be on her ass just waiting for a fuck up
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>>557527582
har har
>>557527481
har har
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>>557516327
Aelred the Betrayer.....
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>1200 speed
>snow sprint
Does capping speed even matter?
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>>557526758
>MANT is awful
>Cygames has not once relieved anyone of it across multiple different servers
Why do they like seeing people suffer?
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>>557527926
nyo it's all about hitting accel early or staying 1st early to late
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Tamamo’s unique is quite good on Fronts this CM. Good luck finding a good Mile or Dirt one to borrow, though.
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>>557527051
>have a sleep
Has this TL not heard of a nap?
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>>557527105
Anon got podium, congratulations. Both previous winner Pasa and this Digitan have around 700~800 WIT. Maybe I overestimated the importance of WIT for the upcoming CM, PWR might be more important
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>>557527926
i have lost to people without uncapped speed so i think it's not a must
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>>557527967
cute Espoir
>>
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>>557527540
Don't say that...
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>>557527998
authentic experience
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>>557526876
AAAAAAAAAAA WHY DID THEY MAKE HER SO FLUFFY I'M GONNA DIEEEEEEEEE
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>>557527926
I've lost to Umas with 1k speed A Sprint so probably not
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none of your old ass mp3 files work anymore
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>>557528225
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>>557528000
>>557528112
>>557528234
I'll try to power and witmaxxx instead, thanks anons
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>>557528062
A lot of these translators are unironically ESL
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>>557528346
Remember that stats past 1200 only count for half of what is stated...
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>front fest dirt CM
I'm thinking of Taiki pump again...
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>>557528073
my pasa has above 900 once you factor front savvy and front S tho
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>>557528009
There’s one decent Dirter on Chrono, actually. 286833293905
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>>557528073
NOW I will go train some actual Aquarius aces
Good luck filling the rooms today, umadacchi
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>>557528523
HAAAAIII, Taiki Shuttle desss!!!
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>>557528797
Cute hobo
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>>557527967
that stupid outfit is really crowing on me, partly cuz I really like that look on girls
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>>557528797
Verxina my love
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>>557528797
This song looks like a humiliation ritual for half the cast
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>>557529069
sweepee
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>>557529305
>>557529305
>>557529305
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>>557528523
>>557528849
Pump + SfV chain doesn't make sense on dirt CM
>you proc SfV first which is 3-4th
>you need 6th to active pump so ???
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>>557528512
I wish I could luckshit a single ace with 3 stats over 1k
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>>557529069
i'd eat her out
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>>557527158
Brian beat all of their times so the answer is pretty easy.



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