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Latebros, are we capping power or putting some wit in dirt CM?
>>5574887421.2k speed, power, guts150 wit Trust
Teio!
>>557488742901-1001 power to get the racetrack bonus600wit that will be enough
Le fishé(formerly Bricked) is now full and won't be accepting any new recruits for this month. We have a cute little surprise the moment we're back to A+, being dragged down for this long ain't exactly on our plans.
>>557488742only witmaxx on tracks where dober's skill works
Digitan LOVE
Winning 1/20 races is good I guess. Good job Fine.
>>557488839Boo, go back to being down two members.
URARA FUCKING BEAT 3 MAXED OUT DECKED OUT S RANKED FALCOS AND 1 S RANKED MONSTER CURREN CHANWHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
>>557488820Look at them go...
do I keep doing seiun parent runs or draw something for once
>>557488934This is cute
umadol pincer attack
>>557488839that was Danchou's fault for waiting too long to kick the flatliners
>3/5>4/5>2/5And lots of loses by nose/head you guys weren't lying playing at this hour is better
comfy hours
You will for your canon wife.
She took my S virginity...
Spe-chan RABU
Didn't ask.
>>557489086My load of carats is ready for her.
>>557489130>sprint chudpretty based desu
I asked
>>557488692Not the best Maru, so I'd still try to make a better one till the final day.
Nice hidden S rank bakushin, dacchiLiterally 10 points away from S rank and even dressed in Starting gate even though you had Unique Lv6 and almost every pace skill availableUnfortunately, GAMBArimasu
I lied, I actually did not ask.
>>557489229>hidden S rank >starting gateWhy do people do this?
>>557489191Thanks. I'm reworking my maru too and I don't know if I should stick with a catapult NSM or not, or what recovery is best to use
I would like an uma wife that would let me impregnate her.
She's pretty cuteI saw her ult animation on yt and I really like the part where she locks in for a second with glowing eyes
WoahBOOBS!
>>557489362So like... all of them?
>FF>OYL>NSM>Professor>Maru>Mummy>Mid race+Late raceI'm not sure i have enough skillpoints for that...
are we happy bwos
>>557489553We are Meek.
>>557489553yes
Wife...
>>557489294Moxie is a memeTriple 7 has a good angle but if it whiffs, it whiffsCorner recovery can proc twice atleastAnd my skill priority is:Corners/midraceAccelsStraightsThis is so Maru can have a buttload of speed carryover to the straight because her ult often procs early.
>>557489553I'm hungry
>>557489515Yeah you should pick 3 accels and spend the rest on speed. Your teammates will pick up your slack. Personally I like FF+Pump+NSM.
>>557489553It's 4AM, I think I'm getting sick, and I can't sleep. So not really.
>>557489643Teiobro... when are you not?
caught some pink haired dweeb staring at me and my friends at school today... she was breathing gross and talking to herself. what a creep
>>557489553i'm hungry
>>557489642Will do, I hope my hagwife can do more this CM than be curryslut's ult activator
Your trainee had trouble breaking out from traffic. More Power could help with that.
Guess what day it is
Sorry I can't read spic
>>557489797turbo sunday?
>>557489797Sexday
>>557489797breeding day?
REJOICE! IT IS MARVELOUS SUNDAY TIME ONCE AGAIN!https://youtu.be/WdbRb2ksX7s
...
>>557489797Sunday Silence
>>557489896Context why does she want to kill lord gamblor
>>557489892Holy source
>>557489961>not gutsWho is this harlot and what did she do to Tazuna?
>>557490020AI
>>557490019
armpits are gross
>4speed +1stam deck>5 turns of clicking stam at the startim lovin it
>>557489961sasami got some big boobers goddamn
I love my beautiful wife
>>557489776Mexican hands post this
>>557489424God I want to rape Maruzensky
>>557490261i made this post btw
Have (you) got a win with your wife?
>>557490353Would you pull and make a last minute V. Bourbon ace?
>>557490382she would NEVER do this
>next race of Curren's daughter, Hoeh Curren, starts>Curren Chan's solo song plays from the shuffleI am concerned
>>557490353Yes (my wives are Sakura Bakushin O, Curren Chan, and El Condor Pasa).
>>557490418
Post dogs
>>557490489rhein kraft hebe tits...
>>557490528
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIING OPERA IS TEACHING URARA ABOUT RAPE QUICK STOP HER BEFORE URARA GETS CORRUPTED
>>557490406I'm probably pulling but might not have the time to make an ace.>>557490465Been running paizuri Pasa lately and she is very cute...
>>557490353
i thought i'd be closer to 40%
>>557490635We'll make it for the last 12 hrs surely.
>>557490663i kneel...
>>557490601Gentildonna better be a dogo argentino
when are we getting a REAL UMA musume a musume that acts like an Uma (besides gold ship)
>>557490663Holy shit
>>557490489Who the fuck are any of these bitches
>>557490489my wife on the right
>>557490821Stay Gold, Still in Love and two generic background Umas
>>557489797>>557489892Everytme i see those marvelous sundays i think about how soft they'rei'd sleep with my face between them for the whole day
>>557490729Mr Musume himself soon
>>557490663Very nice!
>>557490489that's a man cross-dressing
>>557490663>5 total racesposer
>>557490528BIG DOG
>>557491042No, she is a very cute girl who is just really really really really really really really really flat.
Isn't this, like, sexual harassment?
>>557491212How is showing the underside of your shoe sexual harassment
>>557487028To survive?You don't need any stamina at all. You only need to get 5th or higher in Satsuki and the Derby, and you can place last in the Kikoka. Just make sure you do enough mile races to get the mile URA and not the medium. Other anons are recommending going for the sprint URA, but that's retarded, G2s are inefficient, do the G1 mile races instead.Its not that big of a deal if you don't win them, its just maybe 20 SP and 2 or 3 less points to all stats (depending on race bonus) for each goal race you get 3rd or worse in. That said its still nice to win them if you can so you can get the Kingly Smile event. The Kikoka is tough, I don't know if Ive ever won that while training for sprint, but you can often win the Senior Arima to get the event instead (classic Arima might be easier but IDK, I never run that).I don't remember what stam I was at for the Triple Crown races when I was training King for Capricorn(it was probably around 250~300), but I did have a 3 star stam spark. I was able to win the Kikoka maybe 75% of the time while training for this CM and the Derby like 20% (but I never needed to clock any of them), luckily I only need to win 1 of them for Kingly Smile. As I mentioned before, I never won the Kikoka Sho, but thats not a big deal, its not nearly as bad as the Classic Arima with Vodka. I'd usually have 300~350 stam by the Senior Arima and I won that maybe 60% of the time. Also I'd usually get second or 3rd in one or two of my optional mile races too. The biggest factor isnt the stam, but the aptitudes, a rogue long spark is nice, but I recommend keeping all the other distances at B in order to increase your chances at getting good skills from chevrons. Pic related was an insane run where I somehow won everything except the Kikoka, but most (good) runs ended up with about the same stats but with maybe100 less wit.
Mambo
>>557491268
>>557491212>>557491260>shoe trophies>official card art of their bare soles>thisCygames fetishizes their feet
I love being in Mambo, these lads are fucking good at shoes
>>557491260It isn't showing the underside of your shoe. It's telling a girl to show you the bottom of their shoes.
This CM is fucked I haven't won a single race. I've done pretty decent in the other ones. I didn't get platinum but I could at least do okay without being metaslave. I guess I totally fucked the build on these ones. Feels bad for King Halo I let her down as a trainer.
>>557491268mucho textogracias
>>557491446
>>557491268Wow, its just like the meme
Rhein Kraft dies on the story part 2, this is a global spoiler by the way
>>557488665Im gonna miss this scenario.Fuck MANT
>>557491268its efficient to run races when you have bad trainings, and that means running g2's instead of giving up good trainings just for 20 more sp
YABBA DABBA UMADOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>557491368>>557491454>>557491498Yeah I know I wrote a lot, thats why I still had to post the reply after the last thread hit image limit, since I spent like 20 minutes writing it.What can I say, I'm really proud of my King and her measly 12.5% win rate.
I won't miss this scenario. Fuck Unity
>>557491504?
>>557491519What if they update it early so we never have to touch MANT?
>>557491616I remember liking it in the beginning and overtime i've grown a disdain for it
>>557490915I understand your feelings
>>557491504The first trainer would never have let Rhein Kraft die or lose the triple tiara
>>557491653that's how you'll feel about most of them until tucker, and even tucker might feel a bit like shit if you don't get an mlb tucker card
When's MANT? and also what's MANT?
>>557491640>JP spaghetti codingThat what if doesnt exist
rng unity trainings are dogshit but so is MaNTUnironically miss URA Finale ace training
HOT
Sex with ningens
>>557491574Yeah, I guess that's true. But muh race affinity.
>>557491712i hate that bear grylls bitch for needing 3lb minimum
I have no good memories of URA because I had dogshit cards back then
>>557491821why do they all have tumblr nose?
>>557491849Yeah it fucking sucks because it's permanent borrow status otherwise, which makes you lose all flexibility in being able to choose borrow cards.
>>557491821a furry drew this
>>557491887Why not give it the tumblr nose? They already have the tumblr everything else.
Not this time, whale-sama.
>>557491887the so called whiny "artists" thinks they're creative and alternative by giving them ugly characteristics instead of making them looking good but they end up looking the same to fit one category.
>>557491998>current and falcothat's illegal
>uses metaslave umas in day 1>13/20>decides to fuck around in day 2 with off meta umas since group A secured>13/20Cool
>>557492065sprint is a pachinko CM
!!
Should I explode? This is my first trylast two sparks are top pick and tail held high
>>557492147Every CM is pachinko.Umamusume is pachinko game.
>>557488138>How's your first sprint CM?I love it. For the first time I'm able to compete with paypigs, and my team of the Harlot, the Buger, and the Illegal Immigrant have a 68% WR so far. That never fucking happens.Is it 100% pachinko? Kinda, sometimes my team gets 7-9th and I have no idea why, and sometimes the Illegal Immigrant starts out in 8th but sneaks to 2nd by late-race, procs Plancha, and instawins. Curren lost one match even if she fired her ult; Pasa's won every match her ult procs, it's fucking bananas. I love you Curren Chan. I love you forever. Please get me to A finals, and win there too. So I can yell in /uma/, "KYOU MO CURREN CHAN ICHIBAN KAWAIIIIIIIIIIII" like a sperged out retard.
>>557492198Falco looks so bald without twintails
>>557492525I hope your curren pace downs in the finals
>>557490353I haven't seen any other finemos yet which is sad, mine is doing very good however.
>>557488138
>Used SR and SSR cardsYou didn't win
>>557492504Eh, it depends on what its attached to.Thats still pretty good though.
>>557492642That's a nice uma! Waifufagging the CM was suffering for me but it's nice to see someone doing it successfully
>>557492747it's attached to 3*power 3* mile 3* groundwork suzuka and 2* speed 3*dirt falcon
>>557492642wait a second why do you call her finemo i thought her name was pronounced fainuyou arent pronouncing finemo as fainumo are you?
>>557492863Perfect for glue
how much stamina do i need for kikosho and tennosho spring as bourbon aaaaaa
>>557489449>Taishin>Admire Vega>Brian>Gold City
>>557492917600
>>557492898you mean perfect for El Condor pasa [El Numero 1] S front S dirt S mile SS rating CM10 winner, right?
>>557492917without a recovery? i wouldnt be confident in first without 550, though you'll survive kikka with 450. tenno is at least 600 i think
>>557492928So like... all of them?
>>557493005Sweepy wouldn't
>>557492928Yeah, those too.
>>557493052I said what i said.She will experience the magic of childbirth.
>>557493052That only makes my penis harder.
>>557492896FaiNMo
>>557492947>>557492985aiiee i cant reach those stats in parent runs, while having pow sparks
She's cooked in round 2 but hey, she won 8 times
>>557492863That makes it a pretty good Condor parent for the next CM, but other than that it doesn't have much use.
I don't understand pace up/down
>>557493380well yeah, I was making a condor parent for next cm...
Say it NOW!
>joins dirt CM lobbies to test out my proto aces>nothing but mega giga whales Make sense they're the only ones who cares enough to test this early
Anyone else have an uncontrollable urge to drop what they're doing and ravish Tazuna? My trainee basically has a gist what to do for today's training so it wouldn't hurt to have a bit of fun but she's always busy with work. I just appreciate how much she looks out for me.
>>557493391pace down is when your non-fronts get too far up before mid race and slows down, most commonly happening to pacers who overtake fronts before early racepace up doesn't really mean anything, unless you mean overtake mode, when an uma sees another in front and succeeds a wit check to increase speed/accel to try to overtake it
The next uma posted is my wife.
need
i didnt realize how much i would like the concept of a wheelchair uma
>>557493667These cake umas are way more dangerous than your hormone driven teenage trainees.
Cute Mayachin
>suddenly hag posting
>>557493706they see me rollin'
Tazuna's estimates of my Vamp Rice are kinda annoying. Because she has so much stam she is almost always #1 rank even when stam means literally nothing this CM.Tazuna's predictions mean dick all anyway so its whatever.
>>557493706https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw429JGL5zo
>>557493398Nice oreng. I tried a suzu myself but fronts feel very weak in general so I dropped her and kept Bobo
Your uma doesn't care about you because she doesn't exist.
>>557493742You got a problem with adult umas?
>>557493709>>557493709Does this look dangerous to you?
>>557493807I love sugar lightsI want to make her happy...
>>557493854Yeah, she is fully grown, her clock is ticking and she's single.
>>557493756that said, she does do all the heavy lifting>1:08 good enough for 1st twice>1:08 gets 8th>1:06 gets 6thThe pace of this race is all over the place.
Why are cows in the lobby?
>beautiful uma>rocking body>somehow single That's bullshitI don't trust that
Saudis made a shawl(?) for Ebayan
>>557493865Same...
Which umas talk in their sleep?
>>557493996uh oh time for a last minute character model redesign.
>>557493678>no pal cardwhat were they THINKING
>>557494038It's going to be an altlike the chink alts for Digitan and Crown
>>557493996will that be included in her uma design
Forever Young will better have some delicious tan lines from racing so much in america and arabia.
>>557493391Its the mechanic that prevents Fronts from getting rekt by all the other styles. Without it Fronts would be garbage due to their low late races speed. Only Fronts can Pace up and they can never pace down.If a pace/late/end gets close to passing an uma of a higher style before the race is about half over, then it will enter Pace Down Mode and lower its target speed for a few seconds. However if the uma has a velocity skill active or is rushing, it cant enter pace down until the effect ends.If a front is not in first place and passes a wit check it will enter Pace Up Mode and increase its target speed for a few seconds. If it fails the wit check it can try again after a short break. PUM can be activated multiple times. This is why you want to run multiple fronts, so that they can all activate PUM multiple times in order to gain more distance early on. If there is only 1 front in the lobby in can never Pace Up (unless it gets a late start and ends up behind the pace chasers, but if that happens its already over anyway, PUM wont be enough to recover from that). Thats why they always do bad when they are alone.
>>557493912I think you're just on edge from how your trainee acts, you can let your guard down around her
>>557494036https://youtu.be/qKYhWTgwzek?t=27
>>557494101 (me)>and CrownWhy the fuck did I think that Crown has a chink alt?
How's your CM going umatachi? For me personally this feels a lot LESS rng than longslop, despite what every CC said. I don't think i ever reached mid 80s winrate before
>>557490353A bunch
>>557494126Mhm... I wouldn't mind an OL uma gf.
>>557494186It'll be rng when we hit round 2. Round 1 is never indicative of anything.
SPARKSELECTIONFUCKING WHENI AM SO JEALOUS OF JAPON
>>557494186Terrible, I will be slaughtered in the next A bracket
>>557494203Based Rice villain
>>557494186Round 1 results don't matter. Just qualify. Round 2 is what's important.
>>557488138Decent umas doesnt cut it even for round 1, future scenarios will be a pain in the ass. But I'll take group B 2bh>>557492632My Curren jobbed 0/20 yesterday and had to emergency remake her. Game is just too rng, good rng sent me to S with like 1k more points to the 2nd place A+ Curren, this Curren even score top 1 in Unity scores.
>>5574942842 years, chew slower
>>557494326that's very rude, she's a hero.
>>557494284We will get that QOL + Spark Reroll in MANT. Trust.
>>557494284what is this expression trying to convey
>>557494415She'll always be a villain to Bobobros...
>>557493365She will cook, just you wait.
I did 22 careers today
>>557490353only seen one other Chiyo so far
https://x.com/i/status/2022715207114482038
>>557491653I'll at least miss the goofy background animations.
>>557494203>Says a bunch>newspaper says its her firstWHO DO I TRUST?
>>557494752Well done dogfuckeranon!
your reasons for not being a front giga chad?
For Pace Curren in Capricorn, if the SP price is roughly the same what's better, Speed Star or Prepared to Pass + Head-On?
i don't wanna farm parents for CM10
I like how this support card look
>>557495007I simply prefer Late Uma's. Pic not related she's an End Closer.
Dacchis has one free slot open for any ojisans looking for a club.A+ club, quota is at 25 mil. Chill and friendly anons in chat.Just drop your id here for an invite or apply ingame. Have /uma/ in your profile.The one with that whore Curren is the correct one.
>>557495057I would prio the head-on but it seems that speed carryover is very strong.
>>557495007My favorites happen to be lategods
>>557494967here's her latest
>>557495114Twin Tahbo
>>557495232What a shit interviewerImagine asking the same question you did before
>>557495232Right back at ya.
>>557493667Damn bitch you live like this?
>>557495303nice
RICE LOVE
>>557495007i prefer the higher IQ strat
>/v/ma is populated by cheaters and people who don't know how to play the gamehttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/733062241/#733070970
RICE HATE
>>557495007Not farming groundwork parents for every CM
>>557495007I hope they add spark QOLs soon or else I'm becoming a lazy lategawd.
>>557495096would be funnier if she wasnt wearing anything under the skirt
>>557495007This is a late and end game
>>557495504who asked
>>557495096I accidentally made a parent ages ago from some Team Trial run lol
>>557495529BASED BASED BASED
>>557495661urara is a retard whore
>>557495504LET PEOPLECHEAT
>>557495096I just settled after getting a parent with the skills I need fuck da blues and pinks
>>557495661delete this
>>557495719EATYOURVEGETABLES
>>557495232>>557494203did you actually run OG rice or did you just have halloween wear OG's racewear? She's slightly better but a lot harder to clear career with a good statline on.
DANCHOU WHERE IS THE FEBRUARY PLAYLIST?
>bro mlb Kitasan black or you must reroll your entire account >bro skip taishin encroaching shadow isn't that good and she is only used in long cms>bro you need 1200 stam + 2 gold recovery for this CM>bro use front urara for this CM>bro you don't need your own seiun sky>bro pull summer maruzensky she is meta for 2 years>bro skip doto>bro power rice shower is a must have>bro skip the Sakura+Biko pegasus banner you already have Kitasan black>bro you don't need your own mejiro dober>bro you can skip xoguri evolved skills next week for sure for sure>bro you must roll the all uma bannerYOU ARE HERE>bro MANT is bad and will kill the game
>>557495924half of these are trvke
>>557495848OG, definitely harder but at least her unique helps.
>>557495885danchou is fucking pissed now that we're rank 44
Almond Eye's awaited reveal is already buried with the anticipation for uma Forever YoungAlmond Eye records are getting smashed Almond Eye is actually getting bullied into submission
>>557495885release.the. umepstein. list
>>557495924Nobody said Summer Maruzensky is going to be good for 2 years. 2 years was Christmas Oguri. Summer maruzensky is until her own card is available.
Is there a resource/guide that lists when each uma's last spurt starts? Or is it just when their ult procs for all of them?
>>557495924I'm excited for MANT. From what I've seen it's very roguelike where careful management of resources is necessary every turn rather than praying cards and bubbles land righr.
why do so called "boy" umas have huge badonkers
>>557495924>bro use front urara for this CMthat was me
>>557496039I tried so hard and got so far...>>557496110The Satono estate would like to have some words with you...
>>557496109>Almond Eye's awaited reveal is already buried with the anticipation for uma Forever Young?Why would they anticipate an uma who isn't even going to be playable yet?
>>557495924I'm so happy i skipped PWR Rice Shower because everytime i borrowed it it changed nothing in my runs and PWR Vodka was always better.Also my run were going better once i stopped to follow the Unity Strat about focusing on sparks and activate them whenever they appear no matter what (except guts because apparently guts sucks for retard content creators)
>>557495924 >bro mlb Kitasan black or you must reroll your entire account done >bro skip taishin encroaching shadow isn't that good and she is only used in long cmsgot spooked by her but don't use her either way. >bro you need 1200 stam + 2 gold recovery for this CMi'm the one spreading this missinformation >bro use front urara for this CMI benefited from people doing this but i never promoted it. >bro you don't need your own seiun skyI'd say it's true but i've never won CM with a frontrunner yet. >bro pull summer maruzensky she is meta for 2 yearsgot spooked by her recently >bro skip dotoi did >bro power rice shower is a must havei've borrowed her a few times for cafe. full speed inherits, 3 power cards with stam scaling. breddy gud >bro skip the Sakura+Biko pegasus banner you already have Kitasan blacki did >bro you don't need your own mejiro doberthis is the only one i sorta regret. having my own would make things easier. >bro you can skip xoguri evolved skills next week for sure for surei don't roll for meta aces. >bro you must roll the all uma bannerhaven't missed any major wants yet so no. YOU ARE HERE >bro MANT is bad and will kill the gamei've been looking forward to mant more than anything since the game launched.
Can't sleep. Grinded out Dorijaa's casual.
sir it is Trackblazer: Start of the Climaxsir
>>557496203recruit someone for us
>>557496209First comes the support card, then the uma
>>557496217p*wer cards dont get good until tamamo in like 3 years
>>557496327Why is there a south east asian in that image
Anyone delulu enough to think MANT is a positive on player count might as well just admit they love slurping Cycock.
>>557496217the only good thing about PWR Rice Shower is the cheaper SM
chiyono almost got sold into sex slavery
can those retards at cygames at least bring the spark passes earlier
>several posts deleted again in the last threadI'm noticing...
fuck you i'm calling it mantfuck you i don't care what it does to the playerbase
>Teio loses two long races wearing this outfit>Cygay give her hit two gold and a regular recovery skillWhat did they mean by this?
>>557495924>he's not making his own gaslight free pull chart
Thoughts?
>>557496412>might as well just admit they love slurping Cycock.But i do love slurping Cycock
Would this be ok if I got groundwork to proc, or do I need to use more wit cards?
i don't care how bad MANT might be i'm sick and tired of unity
>>557496451How dare this fraud bother my daughter
>>557496153it's gonna be fun for 2 days until it becomes a slog
#FreeShakur
>>557496451She was really going to ask Sirius to make her a real woman musume.What a slut.
>>557495007I dont have Suzuka and VBourbon isnt out yet.I still have my Uma selector ticket though. I was originally planning to wait untill I got more of the starter Umas before using it, but I might just trade that in for Suzie after I get VBourbon.
>>557496370Tamamo is the ONLY good power card because of divine speed
>>557496656what a villain
>>557496347/uma/ club is looking for (you) to get to S+. Partake in weekly races and monthly club comics! Attention grabbing image!
>>557493996>>557493996damn he got da umadrip
>>557496656I can't believe Shyakaru is fucking dead.
What is the last career of Yorever Young?
>>557496327cute mass murderer
>>557496824Humiliation Arima Kinen
>>557496642Depends if you like roguelikes, that's literally MANT.Fight to get resources/sometimes fight minibosses for special loot -> uss resources -> repeat
>>557496412>Botters banned>More players quittingIs good for the game.
AHHHHH CURREN CHANG
global chuds are SICK FUCKS and might actually enjoy mant grinding
>>557496937nobody likes roguelikes it's why roguelites became a thing
>>557496954the raped
Can this Pasa survive next CM?
>>557496950>uncovered pit
>>557497078nope
>>557496656Ah yes, another classic Doto goof where she "accidentally" spikes the chocolate with sleeping pills and "accidentally" forgot to tell Shakur about it.
>>557496428AFAIK it was better in other regions for the Scenario Link access to Cooldown, but Global got that balance patch that gave us buffed NSM really early, and that made it suicide to choose any team name other than Team Carrot. I think most of the global community didn't really fully understand the value of NSM until we saw it firsthand in Virgo Cup after it was already too late.
>>557497078yes
WHY IS NIGHT OWL EVEN IN THIS GAME I HATE IT
Fujita-san...That name...
>>557497029She raped me again in Sprinters Stakes...
>>557497119>>557497173So which is it? I don't know if I should borrow Creek for Maestros or Finemo for Speed Star. I only have 0LB Finemo.
>>557497176it's so rare it might as well not exist
Is it just me or the RNG have been shitty recently. I swear I'm using my usual cards but I kept getting lowrolls on all my borrows
>>557497357too low stam and wit that Condor is dead weight
>>557497357anon you don't need creek in a mile race
What's the point of mid-race late surger skills? Don't they stay at the back until late race?
>>557497519You want them to actually move up instead of falling behind
>>557497357You're fine. 600 stam is the safe spot, you don't even need a recovery
>>557497529why is this horse brown
FrontGODS, do you borrow power raisu or power farko for dirt cm?
I KEPT LOSING TO PLAN X PACES/uma/ TOLD ME IT'S BAD
>>557497604Because she is american and my wife
>>557497640Gaslit, gatekept.
>>557497519if you don't have midrace pace and fronts will leave you behind
>>557497640It's a strong mid-race skill in disguised as an accel, you're more likely lost to positionings
My penis hurts.
>>557497519What he said, you dont want to actually fall behind>>557497726
>>557497450I'm a newfag. This is the best Condor I've done in 5 runs. I even capped speed... I'm only trying for group B finals anyway>>557497506>>557497598I see, thanks. Grinding some more then.
>>557497640it's not terrible but not that important
Can rushing gale activate twice within the race? Can it happen on sprint? If it can, I assume 2nd activation isn't guaranteed? Is there any condition/variable that works for it?
>>557496173Holy moly
>>557497529>japanese artist makes brown girl>it's a chocolate goddess>american artist makes a brown girl>It's a disgusting afro/dreadlock bitch
>>557497640All the anons that actually help their fellow anons have left already. You can't really get anymore decent advices here, and are mostly gaslights. That's just how sad of a state we are right now.
>>557497836https://gametora.com/umamusume/skills
>>557497872So true bro, let's go back to /v/!
>>557497836It's CD is 30s so it can if you proc it right after going out of the gate
Doto isn’t evil.
>>557497640I literally told you plan x was good but you'd rather listen to the (((((majority))))
>>557497640>listening to other peoplea good toreina would make their own decisions
>>557497923I actually don't remember how long sprint race in terms of time. But I guess it has better chances to proc twice on mile?
>>557497904I didn't mention anything about other boards. I'm implying they just quit and left. Hmmm.
>>557497938PROOF?
just like with Kitasan and Chateau BlancheIf only Duramente was still here, maybe he would get his own exclusive mare to chase spawning another copy of his best kid...
>>557497519position keep ends midpoint to a race
>>557498015Should be, yeah. I'm not sure if the 2nd proc is a witcheck though but it can proc twice. I've seen it happen on some of my matches this sprint as well
>>557498181I wish there was some real info whether it depends on the wit or whatever. The second activation I mean.
>>557498017He's stupid and brown enough to prove your point
Fucking jumpscare
I still didn't do my borrows
>>557495007I have things I'd rather do than farm groundwork
>>557498386h-haha
>>557498386I unironically wasted 3 of my borrows today.
yep, it's another 4/20 day
>>557498386I used my borrows on fan runs
>>557498419It's been like that for 20 hours now..
>>557498386>started 2 careers>"wtf why they didn't end well at all?">check out>5 left borrows>forgot to select the borrowed parents
>>557498491me on the left
>>557498684why dont you have your own good parents (ingame, because in real life nice nature is my anime girl child - and im her parent). im pretty cool
how many horses do you think got sucked by saudi prostitutes on the umalympics weekend
what an odd thing to ask
>>557498789well hello father-in-law
>>557498491if I were a saudi prince or American cultist I would make women do this and the cardboard cutout horse is the horse in real life they will suck
>>557498935so you are the jewish jew jew boy?
>He needs borrows to build late umas, which are 60% of the gameI hope you've learned from your bad ways and pulled Dober on the All Uma banner
>>557498789I did 30+ careers of parent farm before sprint cm and results:grass wonder: guts 1*, sprint 2*el condor pasa: stamina 1*, sprint 2*That's it, rest are style and wrong distance sparks. Grass got one 3* speed with 2* pace chaser. Got a few 1* turf but zero turf 2*.Parent farming is the most homosexual gay meme lie ever peddled by this thread. It's pointless.
falcon looks so stupid
>>557499026I don't play the game beyond 3 borrows
el condor pasa!!!
>>557498789I do have good parents, but the one i selected were for some tests, i just forgot to select the correct ones with the a better borrowed parent.For this CM i only have 1 sprint parent, and it was more focused on Front Running i need another one.
>>557499047>he didn't hehe
>>557499026Not only did I not pull for Dober, I am using my ticket on someone that's not Dober.
KIBO YORI RISO YORI AKOGARE YORIKIMI DAKE GA SHINJITSU TSUKANDE ITAAAAHAKANKUTE HAGESHIKUTE ITSURINAIMANAZASHI WO TOJINAI DEEEEEEYOU CAN CHANGE YOUR DESTINY TOKI NO MUKOOOOOUUUYOU CAN CHANGE YOUR FUTURE YAMI NO MUKOOOOOUUUUUUUWE CAN SHARE THE HAPPINESS SAGASHITE YUKUUUUUAISHI ATTAAAA ANO HI WOOOOOYOU CAN CHANGE YOUR DESTINY TOKI NO MUKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU*TENENE NE NE NEN TENENENEEEEEN NEEEEEEEEEN*
>>557499105Sekai saikyou wa!
>>557499026ah yes the ultimate unique that was mildly useful in 1 cm so far
>>557499105THE CONDOM PASSER
Isn't KKK Pasa kinda insane for dirt CM? She has furious feet and rising dragon built in which is actually like the best speed skill this time
>>557499118OK good
>>557499268Miles are lates territory because they can stack FF + OYL and then add inherits for accel
People always mention how MANT bricks some umas like runaway suzuka but I just learned taishin becomes stronger
>>557499501it is also very boring because those events are gone
>>557499396that smile...
Honkai Teio.
>>557497257>rey de oroLOL
>>557499561>Tokai Hoyo
>>557499536what about?
Please post your strongest Teio.
>>557496153for me, it's remembering how much people seethed and pissed themselves here and elsewhere over Ura with friends, and knowing that MANT day 1 is going to be full of pissbabies everywhere that fear change and new things.
>Chiyono only has 1 concert song>it's not DahbyREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>557499692
>>557499628why did teio do it brosfar has she fallen from her roots as the anti pig mascot... collabing with THE pigging gacha is low
>>557499578he is not THAT bad of a sire
How do you build Chiyono? I got her and she's cute
>>557499692All the Teiobros left no one here trains her anymore
>>557499723>0:30MOOOOOODDDSSSSS
>>557499740
>forgot to do hopeful stakes its hopeless
>>557499816nobody ever trained Teio
Apparently we are not getting a Honkai collab which is good but there's some strange shit going on in the vidya industry as a whole because Lies of P just congratulated Star rail too for no fucking reasonAnyway, I'm cooked in round 2, won 3 races by fluke, Falco has hands
>>557499910all asian companies plotting something?
>>557499105
I dont need to train anymore for dirt CM, I just dont give a fuck anymore
>>557499726seeing the average teiobro drove her over the edge enough to make rash decisions
oguri cap will actually be weaker in MANT if there are no career events then she doesnt get a free guts training every 10 turns on the first half of the game (matikane card is just every uma that gets that but probably a bit better overall if you get both +7 to all stats)
>>557499754Mile/Med Pace Chaser with Speed Starbuild her with decent Stamina if you have no gold recovery
>>557499910Star rail's entire budget goes into marketing because it sure as hell isn't putting it into making a good game. They might want the exposure to help recover from the worst month in the game's history due to delays
>>557499910Someone said it's like a political move or something to ease tensions with china, at least in japan anyway idk about korea.
>>557496354But the time between support card to trainee can be...forever...
>RAM prices go up > ...>saudi arabia
>late start>lost by a neckI'm gonna kill the retard dev who made late starts RNG and not wit-based
don't randomly OHAYO like that, Danchouscared the crap out of me
>>557500102everything is still rng retard
>>557499910Hoyo is paying other companies for promotions They must be desperate because I don't remember them ever doing it on this scale before
here is the 3* speed grass wonder that I got (time to go back to vodka to complete my oguri cap parents) these will go hard for xoguri cap because ive got hydrate (and I buy straightaway recovery every game) on the parents
>>557499692https://litter.catbox.moe/y4npnoz8k4hhp9rb.mp4
>>557500106sexo suzuka OHAYO
I didnt miss the valentines day chocolates right
new cryer
Not playing TrackblazerBotting URA for 4 months deal with it.
>>557500334There's like 8 days left
>>557499854it's just hachimi
Reminder to buy this months hint books from the shop in case you forgot about them like I did.
>>557500334
>>557500403Its overpriced, dont buy it
>>557500403but there is an event coming up that you need your friend points for saving my 600 wit glasses meek post for i I get inspired to post about entropy in uma game
>
>>557499692You cannot handle my strongest Teios
ryan love
when will Laisu return to Club point shop?she was there on Month1 and never again
boy sex
>kept losing career races>random aoharu lose>one or no rainbows>failing low failure rates>all rainbows on 50% and above failure rateMan. training everyday for aces just keeps getting more and more bothersome to do.Don't think I'm even going to last till MANT comes this rate
I knew itUrarafags were metafags all alongShe just needed that Turf A to throw down racesShe doesn't even need Plan X or Sprint skills, she can fucking win without thoseI knew it, there was no way people would roll for some dumbass uma who isn't cute or sexy
I got skin outbreak at JP cup (3 races) im going to milk this for everything it has, so that I do rec (with vodka) as much as I can between kinen 1 and summer camp 2, because I want straightaway receovery hint (from claw machine) in addition to straightaway recovery extra hint fishing, I want to look into buying one of the uma ultimate hints from inspo, so that I dont get any more of the hints for those in inspos. this might not be worth it
>>557500502What event?The 1st anniversary shop?
>>557490353Her CM so naturally
>>557500662Anyone manage to make a Front Pasa for dirt CM, I cant fine good front parent
I'm fucked come round 2, aren't I?
>he didn't by the pink tickets from the FP shop
>>557500759believe in jobber matching
WHERE'S THE AUTO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! I HOPE NORMALFAGS DON'T GET FILTERED WITH MANT!
>>557500759you'll do fine
>>557500757I made one bwo, but nobody commented on it>>557496553
vodka is the perfect woman all these sexy ouuuuuuh umas but the heart wants what the heart wants
>>557500687What the fuck are you talking about
>>557500759>15% S rank curry slutyeah, she's literally the strongest this CM
should I get triple7 or corner on Smaru?looks like it doesn't really matter so I should just go for the cheapest one?
>>557500861hehe...
>>557500882I dont know how this game works but good luck. Theres just too many Summer Maru and Falcon running around so groundwork is a must
>>557500759If you weren't tactically aiming for B finals, you only have yourself to blame
It's one of those parent runs...
>>557500912I put less effort into her than the Digitan, she pretty much exists as my fallback strat when Digital shits the bed and Falcon didn't get an ult proc.>>557500853>>557500876I will believe.
gomen dancho finishing a career is such a drag
IT MODELLA TIME
>>557500965I gambled on getting Highlander from power rice instead of Groundwork from falcon, then GW did not show up in inspiration, it's pretty easy if I just swap the two cards
>>557500891she's like a boy, and sounds and look like one toovery unfortunate that she's roommates with sex goddess daiwa
I don't like El Condor Pasa!I don't like lucha libre!
director should have hint levels and when you train on them she gives kissu
FIRST PLACE WILL BE MINE
>my Bakushin starts dueling with another runner>those 3 runner she would possibly duel have less guts than my Bakushin>still those 3 were able to surpass heri don't think i understand this Dueling mechanic if this is the result
Danchou...don't look...at the fan charts...
>>557501154nah sh yaps more than any other umawoman moments thats my wife cant say "sexo daiwa too" or the libertarians will get upset
>>557501208heh
>>557491212"Show us your clit!"
>>557501213they might have better accel/velocity skills active. Duelling just gives you speed and accel based on your guts stat
>>557501208autis/uma/>>557501265mamboyes i recognize the lines
Dotobro carrying us slackers
>>557491616>yeah 2 of the squads weren't feeling it that daynever trusting double circles again
>>557501252cos(2pi) is cos(2pi). > 0
odds I do fan runs todayevens I spend the next 4 hours on the blender tutorial
well I don't feel like making anything so it's time to challenge Maru with her daughter again
if I run sweepy on 60 fps will they detect that
>>557501458yeppers
>>557501361>>557501265Is Umamusume Global dying?
>>557493365>make debutthat's very evil of you
y = cos(2pi) + i; y((30/1) /30) = i)i = e^2pi,i = i = 0 (30/30 * n uncertainty)
>shows up as a random event>pick 1st option might as well>gives head-on>im training a late-surger>doesn't give it when I was borrowing her card on a pace chaserThis is such a Maya thing to do
>>557501458you're already banned come next wave, do as you like
>>557501517every club outside of botted s rank clubs look like that
>>557501541There hasn't been a single ban for botters though
>>557499957What's the unique trigger?
>>557501252Is she okay?
>>557501331K-Kowai.
>>557501527n = (30/30 * n); n = n of days passed; n * probability that they do a run. this should be 1! it should be at least 200K should look something like, y = cos(2pi) + 1; y(30/30) * n; i = y * 200K
>>557501595I just use corner 777 and the one late
>>557501458what difference would that make?
>>557497078you need mile s more, it's virgo again
>>557501412Why are umas like this?
>>557501517People are just saving their excitement for mant, yeah thats it...
>>557501176Spechan would NEVER say this
i want umarape umarape kimi no aiba ga
>>557501728Cheer up, Maya. You’ll win the Haruten in another timeline.
>>557501517Hopefully, I like my threads slow and comfy
i = mod(x) * 200K (average run for anyone); i = i / 100 = x; fan runs = fan runs * 0.2 (probability of fan run) if: i = 2, i = 2 = i mod(2) * 200K = 0 if: i = i +1 i = 3 = i -1 mod(3) * 200K = 400K I think the probability could go up to like, 0.8, using i = e^pi,i + i, for -1, 0, 1, ...
>>557500015HSR's story is hilariously bad for a billion dollar game, even the multiple retcons didn't resolve the issues
>>557501645Small breathe?
>>557499026>late umas, which are 60% of the gamelies
Keep your faith raise your lively face
imagine if there was a trainee that had so hard career, she could never winwould it be ludokino or dogshitor both
F-FUCK PASA>>557501797
>>557501895stop im getting dizzy
>>557501904yeah
Did anyone here fall for the front Pasa gaslight?
>>557501603She's just flat lining
>>557501930
Fellow Toreinas, how do I make a TT team that lets me not get demoted.
>>557501928EXPOSED ARMPITCHIYONO OGO
>>557502026FASTER
Ayabe keeps showing up in my career events and races.She really is quite cute but I don't know if I have the carats to pull her...
>>557502038Actually upgrade your R SR cards
>>557502038lots of with, lots of gold, and competitive enough to win races
i = mod(x) * 200K (average run for anyone); i = i / 100 = x; fan runs = fan runs * 0.2 (probability of fan run)i = sq root of i ' 0i = sq root of i ' 0, 1 ... ' 2 x = i; i = i + 1 i = i mod(x) * 200K loop 'this 2 * 4 (to get to 3) = 8 ' i = e^pi,i = -1 btw, or just to prove. or show I learned it wrong yesterday
>>557501994shame the guideline means the good ones like annaanon don't dare touch nsfw uma
>>557501928defenseless child pitschiyo, sick em>>557502038Get gold skills and high wit. Bonus if your team is 3 different positions
i just use my CM aces in my TT team and get 600kuse your parfaits too
>>557501728You deserve to be fucking sad Maya. I put my faith in you and you lost me 3 cms, how could you do this to me?
>>557499910>for no fucking reasonthey've literally just released japan-themed regionWITH CENSORED SAKURA TREESTHEY ARE PISS INSTEAD OF PINK
>>557501926Curren Bouquetd'or might get a career like that, with the 2019 mares and Almond Eye being ultra roided
>>557502038get 5+ gold skills and decent wit
i = mod(x) * 200K (average run for anyone); i = i / 100 = x; i = /2; fan runs = fan runs * 0.2 (probability of fan run)/2 to half it to 100K
>>557502086
>>557502136>>557502082
This is the run!
>>557502102>>557502173>>>/sci/
>>557500480how else do you get them
>>557502143That's just the Mayacchi experience
>>557502194anon, head on is useless on fronts
>>557502191I really really hate this image
>>557502219wait for shop update where you get like x2-x4 for the same price
>>557502149the dialogue still calling them cherry blossoms is hilarious
>>557502212I meant that club members cos(2pi) = > 0; y = > 0and I just reached 36M fans on vodka
MINNA IKUYOOO*places 8th in debut as front*
>>557502191i really love this image
chiyono career was more dour than I expected
>>557502251Well, good thing I'm running her as pace chaser then eh?
>>557502143trainer issue I failed on mayo a few times, but I went back and did it
>>557502251>bakushin>fronthow do we tell him
while out on my run today i overtook a cyclist by proccing highlander on a uphill
>>557502410Bakushin front is good to cuck Pasa promote
>>557501517>>557501361I don't usually slack but this month I haven't played that much. There's just nothing to do with MANT on the horizon, unless you want to farm fans.>Sprint CM already in progress, but in the weeks prior the ace runs for it are pretty consistent because of 2 speed/4 wit, unless you wanted to torture yourself with raising a G Sprinter. And all of that goes towards a gambly CM anyways>same thing for the Dirt CM; which will probably piss off alot of people since it'll just be Pasa/Oguri/Taiki/Falco spam>no point doing TT because of MANT>no point making parents (outside of maybe a 9* miler) because of MANT
I request long shoes every time, and all of the club members are spamming long shoes (this is good because we are just trading the shoes for points and staying on the same number of shoes) this is why I was made a club leader, and some people are just born leaders (me) I did however notice that when I started talking loads for a few days I lost a lot of "cred", but I stopped that and recovered. mysterious as t he dark side of the moon... but a fire, within (yapping)
>gold inspiration>ABOUT TIMEEE>no pink
>>557502242Te te te...Old memes really were better...
>1/5>2/5>0/5>0/5BuhiGODS...please,,have mercy......
>>557502038found this a few threads agomake sure you get as many hints as possible for as many skills as possibleyou want at least 600 wit on everyone to pop skills more efficientlymovement and sight skills, being that they're lower cost, are basically free points
>>557502038Consistent skills and high wit. Doesnt even matter what they do.
>>557502554Its sprint rng, you have no excuse of piggies shitter.
This card is really good by the way, especially for the upcoming Mile CM.
>>557502242my daughterwife is so cute when she's frustrated
I just learned that picking bottom option ends Power Laisu's chain event
I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE SPRINT CMNUMBER ONE CURRENCHANG!NUMBER TWO KARLENJAN!!!NUMBER THREE CARLINGCHANN!!!!
stop posting cropped porn
>>557502673wei!
daughterwife
ugh finehere is your sfw pic
>>557502791(un)cropped porn
>>557502673Too bad you receive jack shit hints from support cards in unity
propped corn
>>557502905sexo suzuka
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL MARCH I WANT TO PLAY THE NEW SCENARIO NOW THIS WAIT IS EXCRUCIATING
this CM is so weird. it's random bullshit but i've also gotten more podium sweeps than i ever have before
>>557502987that's not suzuka...
>grass wondered appeared twice during a career when I was mydaughternature posting >"sexo suzuka" >sexo suzuka appears in my career to not give me left handed hmm
Predict MANT day 1 mood
I guess it's Group B for me...
>>557499740i tonight had a dream about some new ai-assisted asymmetic storyteller-driven vr rts extraction shooter-like game from war thunder devs that had setting similar of a book i read last month, it started with our team crashing from a zipline on some ancient ruins and ended with me beheading a girl with an axe and gouging out her boyfriend's eye before tearing his battery out and throwing them both in an elevator shaft
>>557502176https://youtu.be/Jgkx-tpAApM?si=a_yBqE1cd2h-S7aH
>>557503050Alot of players right now are tanking to have an easier finals
>>557503083Probably playing another game by then. 1 week of nothing is going to kill me
There's a party in the house and we'll be rockin' tonightSo bring your body with you, baby, and I'll make you feel rightIt's a freaky celebration of a natural kindAnd the pleasure you'll experience will blow your mindFreestyle's kickin' in the house tonightMove your body from left to rightTo all you freaks, don't stop the rock'Cause Freestyle's speakin' and you know we're hotFreestyle's kickin' in the house tonightMove your body from left to rightTo all you freaks, don't stop the rock'Cause Freestyle's speakin' and you know we're hot
hachimi
My team? 2 lates 1 endMy WR? 1 win in every 10 races
>>557503083>>557503170I meant 1 month
>>557502394heavy is the inu head that wears the dahby crown
>>557502554You can't just call random people piggy just because you didn't put effort in your CMs...
>>557503220Based
I HEKIN LOVE SPRINTSCURREN JUST WINS I SHOULDN'T HAVE EVEN BOTHERED TRAINING ANYONE ELSE
>>557503138Sex with smug busty Maya
Not gonna lie to you bwosI’ve been treating this nurse like how I would an uma musume trainee and ive gotten her wanting to see me again after a mid movie date.
My cute Curren Chan is my worst performer this CM.
I trained with biko, and got wait-and-seethen I got rainbow training, back on speed
>>557503393Interesting...
Round 2 will be better
>>557503393>like how I would an uma musume traineeuhh, raped her?
falco...
>>557503425I hate Curren I hate Falco
curren RAPED me (in the CM)
>>557503050I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of this variance is due to people being hit with pace down.
>>557503508Low test.
>>557503504Falcuck's purpose is to let Curren's NSM proc after all
>>557503491You can’t rape an uma musume
MY CHAIN EVENTSMY CHAIN EVENTS ARE NOT FINISHINGAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE
Air Groove seems the nuts this CM, she just wins so much.
>>557503545>shallow vain uma stuck in sprints >idol wannabe that happens to race just to sing Sure lol
ore no turndraw......I set 1 card face down and end my turn
>>557503604you'll still be guilty if you groom her into raping you
FUCKING HOWFUCKING HOWFUCKING HOWFUCKING HOW?!?!?!?!??!??!?!??!??!??!????!??!FUCKING 5 DOUBLE CIRCLES WHAT THE FUCK I CLICKED LIKE 20 FUCKING BURSTS HOWOOOIOKEOPOWIRO)IOWEPLIOFGLOPKJSDELP:KGJl;Z
>>557503604>he doesn't know
>>557502763I HATE CURREN
>and then I groomed someone into raping me
>>557503793Nishi team?
>>557503884
She’s so cute…
>>557503604maybe with drugs you could
i still have not done day 2do i be a meta nigger and bring bakucringe or give my cringe gaylo one more chance?curren and maya will definately be on the team
>>557503793Reminds me of another anon that went on a meltdown for the same reason >>557283532 >>557284298
>>557503990ive barely seen any bakushins win
>>557503945carrots*
>>557503990If you’ve already qualified, might as well max out the carats you’re getting and bring Bakushin
>>557503990It's on is such a scam skillIt always procs on the first quarter of the race, doing nothing.
>>557503945We use horses to create cures for snake venom. You think we can use drugs good enough to take down an uma musume without them tanking it?
I don't know what to think about this cm.First I was 3/5, then 1/5, then 4/5.
>>557504126mare piss and white blood cells I guess... whatever
>>557503931I fucking HATE Curren holy shit
for me, it's Doto's "hOUH"
I have a dream that one day I will find another trainer with Sympathy on his team and be able to activate it.
>>557503931she's asking to be raped
>>557504321oguri cap (as in night cap)
>>557504353Can't rape the willing anon...
You get Lone Wolf for the speed boostI get Lone Wolf to cuck other trainers from getting a speed boost
>>557504170Fuck you and fuck google, i should've specified what i searchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZqtw7_WMbA
holy fuck queue up now if you want to face shitters
oguri cap (cap as in literally) >>557504441good idea. going to add this to my debuffers skills (all the debuff skills suck anyway and only work for tracks/apts)
>>557503678replace useless whore current with el cp or OGurin
>>557504487Does youtube just allow horse fucker content now?
>>557503823where can i read such instructions???
>>557504610I keep doing this IRL after seeing it so much in game
There's something terribly wrong with Support Cards lately. What the fuck is this shittery man, I thought I had the wrong deck for a sec
>>557504643go ask "good christian daughter" grass wonder>>557504610its educational content tho
>>557504487
>>557504685Bakushin has become part of my vocabulary
>>557504610We used to have videos of japs doing a breast pump tutorial for educational content on youtube
>>557504691I finished Air Shakur's chain event today in a parent run
>>557503990Late Surgers have proven to be awful in my experience, and I saw only 2 from other teams winning. Not first-rate at all.>>557504042She wins when Curren doesn't
>>557504797So that's why we have so many SEAniggers here
I’m still pissed off that I was flashbanged by not just a video of someone fucking a horse (them being an umadachi or not doesn’t matter, it’s still horse fucking) but also watching almond eye giving birth.
you cant overpower an uma
AAAAAAAAAI NEED WINTER NOT SPRING :(
>>557504927can you put up a room match i want to see if my late surgers are just lucking
>>557503884the raped...
>>557505035I find it funny that it’s canonical that umas are trainer sexual and that you can have one interested in you if you go to the “im trying to be a trainer can you help me out?” route for uma sex
What the fuck
>HUGE dirt sparks in senior year inspiration I'm terrified of what sort of monkey paw fuckery will happen in the rest of the run
>>557504835MARKED
>>557505271based kingu
>>557505035once you touch her umanko she becomes helpless so it's easy as long as you surprise her
>>557504835
>>557505001okay but can you post it
>>557505035What if they're a bottom?
>>557505271Kingu is a good uma.
>>557505528doesn't change anything
>about to overtake the lead>suddenly paces down to 5thwhy does this keep happening
>>557505564Hope you're enjoying the pace down mechanics
>>557505564you're overtaking too hard too early, obviously
>>557505564ran out of gasyour spurt sucks
I do actually
>>557505271Mama Halo only wanted the best for King though, and in the end she was proven right when King ended up with a laughable record and came nowhere near the levels of Spe, Grass, El and Seiun. Not her fault that her daughter was a delusional narcissist who thinks she's on the level of her peers without any of the talent or ability to back it up.
https://x.com/i/status/2023018706784473113
>>557505748it's not horse abuse if i quickly glue her afterwards
>>557505748>Horse Girl Pretty DerbyThey should do it for the funny
>>557505564Just take more midrace skills
Ngl, if divorce wouldn't totally fuck me over I would happily be single and just goon to umas. Real women are the biggest scam on this bitch of an earth.
chocolate for me
>>557505903creek trainer WOULD say this
>>557505748barring the stupid complaints about the new name, when did people start exclusively associating climax with its sexual definition and not, y'know, its original meaning? the peak of something? the ultimate payoff of buildup? one of the five acts of storytelling? cmon guys
>>557505748why did they name an entire scenario after Bourbon's skill
>>557506039The only time I see the word climax actually used in it's original meaning is in rhythm games
>>557506134I wonder if they'll change Bourbon's skill name
>>557506134Because Bobo is really cute
>>557505996No. Fuck you. Creek gives a fuck. She is designed as one of those perfect wives that the only complaint you could ever have about her is that you need huge doses of caffeine to survive nights with her.
I'm not calling it "Track" "blazer", MANT is easier to type.I begrudgingly call it Unity because Aoharu was hard to spell when you are retarded.
it is TB
>>557506223I'll just stick to TB
>>557505918There's been an uptick of Hishi Amazon posting lately
>>557505748>Trackblazer is a reference to Honkai Star Rail’s Trailblazer in honour of the upcoming collab big if true
Tief Blau?
>>557506223Call it TB
tuberculosis
>>557505748>hell's scenario has arrived
>>557506303Yes, I shifted my focus on both choco umas.
>>557505035good, i want uma to overpower me!
>>557506315>hsr doing so badly compared to all other mihoyo games that it needs external ipsLmao
I sure hope MANT filters normal people>they alredy got filteredno, you can still spot them playing the game
>>557506269>>557506274>>557506323No.
>>557506315Should have just called it Trailblazer since we have a fucking skilled called Trackblazer already
>>557506323TracKBlazer TKB
Please choose for me as if I am an incompetent torena-chan
there's a TB hospital in my city
why are people talking about Tuberculosis
>>557506424I can't wait for her wedding alt now
mr tb
Hello and early good night friends!! I think it’s my dads toe that’s causing an infection!! He’s better but I have to take him to the doctor tomorrow just in case!
>>557506456The next few scenarios will be like a colander for normies and weaklings
>>557505748the amount of people who thought you literally make a new track in MANT is proof that the name change was 100% necessary
>>557500502you dont need that much... your stash should be big enough
>>557506039>>557506134>>557506315>>557505878THE FUNNI WAS THE JAPANESE GUY CALLING IT THE HELL SCENARIO AND NOT WHAT THE OTHER RETARD POSTED ABOUT THE SCENARIO NAME! ONLY THAT GUY GOT IT>>557506412
My curren only has accels skills and she noob stomps this round 1. Hopefully she keeps performing next round.
>having a new name means it will also include the balancing updates when it releases
so the english name is SoTC?
>>557506456Tell me about MANT, why does it throw people in a frenzy?
OH I GET ITTB BECAUSE GETTING TB IN REAL LIFE SUCKS AS MUCH AS PLAYING IT
>>557506556WHY THERE'S A PUMPKIN
>treating this nurse like how I would an uma musume traineeWhat did he mean by that?
>>557506469I second the motion
>>557506484I'm thinking wit
>>557506678weak players will be turned into a red mist
Will TSOTC save global?
>>557506484I'd take power there.
>>557506678Symphony of the cunny?
Atarashī torakku o tsukuru
>>557506763TSOTC on deez nuts
>>557506694KEK
>>557503504I always bring a Front just to cuck Falcuck
>start of the climax
>>557506705YATTEMISERUYO MAFTYhttps://youtu.be/2x33fVB3iNshttps://youtu.be/Bcvr0t8LbJg
sweepy will save usright?
>>557506812we don't have enough fillies to achieve cunnyge status
>>557506601>trusting spoilers blindly by some JP player I will play Trackblazer and I will enjoy it
>>557506469playing with my uma's TKB...
currently doing king halo and I keep giving up her career after loosing the japan cup. Is it fucking rigged or something? I got C speed and power and everything E and some how faggot week still beats me?Any tips?
>>557499498MPB is shit for mile
Hi hungry, i'm dad!
>>557506941At the very least, since they're all technically highschoolers, we're officially a JKge
I need to have sex with adult women
Training for a mile track and I'm again once reminded how shitty OYL is after taking it and testing it. Back to the mines for me.
>>557506689Most turns are spent racing and checking shop, training being relegated to the few turns you don't race, account for loading of menus and careers get much longer. There is no story. Your uma's career story? Doesn't happen.
>>557507000newcutie?King Halo career is really really hard if you are new and have no pink sparks to boost her Distance aptitudes
>>557507072Hahaha very funny*rapes you*
>>557507000Special Week and Seiun Sky are buffed, yes.If you are E in Stamina that's likely the reason. You generally need to hit around 300 Stam and some recovery skills. Even then, King's unique skill is unreliable so you'll likely have good chance of losing.King's career is designed that you likely won't win the Triple Crown without having good cards, star levels, and good sparks.
>>557506303That means the propaganda is working
>>557507240>Rudolf rapeChristmas came early for me
>>557507072I don't get it?
>>557507132she's 78 bwo...
I dropped the game shortly after Grand Live.
TB mentioned
>>557507330dont say that...
>>557507323Don't care, starting a family with her
>>557507000Kingu has Japan Cup in her goal? Or you mean Derby. She has the hardest career for new players, you need to compensate a lot of speed because she has medium B. Or get medium sparks to increase her medium to A
Well, that's the 4th make debut glue in a row.
>>557507360TappyBeek?
>>557506536Scary...
>begin of the climaxwhat does that even mean??
>>557507000Kingu's career sucks ass if you try to make a sprinter. Its more pleasant if you make a miler due to stamina bump. Try to snuck in 1 Riko card, but that means you'll have 1 less wit card.
>>557507754I'M TRACKBLAZINGGG UOOOOOHHHHH
I'm looking forward to MANT because remembering to do optional races is my biggest weakness.Aaaaaannnnd maybe just a little bit because it's bye bye Curren Chang >:)
>>557507754We're fuckedAnd "they" are coming
>>557507754umas climax for 10 minutes straight and keep you leg locked the entire time
>>557507538>not even don't overdo itu manko
But you don't even make a new track in MANT
>>557507907I failed that of course.
>>557507874
>>557507574Toi Biryuin
#420trackblazeit
>>557507754
>>557508039maruzensky would say this
>>557507874Dumb Falcon is just pissed because Curren is cuter than her and has way more followers on Umastagram.
>>557507956You also don't blaze a trail, but both can be used to mean "create a new path" which is the theme of MANT (and also the reason why story elements are removed)
>>557507754sex
>>557508116wait so MANT is just "going your own way" but the japs were bad at English again??
>>557508039i'm stealing this
>>557508179no it means construct a new racetrack(that's what i thought until now)
>>557507754it's an allegory about how every trainer must always reach the climax with his uma
>>557508179OHHHHHso THATS why its trackblazerits a derivative term of trailblazer
>>557508179They probably used "track" to connect the name to horse racing, as in "race track"
I need your best DAHHHBYYYYYs
>>557508179>just b urself :)
GO MY WEIIIIIII
>>557508410
>>557508474Forbidden male uma
>>557508064>>557508128holy sex
>>557508537heh, funny
>>557508410heh
>mfw the first anon gets fucked by shop rng
i bought mcflurry for supper again...
>suppermidwestern anon.... its called dinner...
>>557508410https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPntjTPWgKE
GOD I WISH I COULD AFFORD FAST FOOD
>>557508339Here is Base DAAAAAHHHHBBYYYY
>>557508769Tama-chan...
>>557508826im starting to climax
Next bread will be b-
>mfw the first anon gets fucked by lesson rng
>>557508976>>557508976>>557508976>>557508976
>>557508826Shaking a while lotta nothing
>>557508339>>557508770See there's only one Dahby because she's the worst, and that's the best she can do
>>557508339
>>557494684I lied on the internet today!
>>557499578Could’ve said the same of Real Steel before Ebayan started being successful desu
