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Brian-chan LOVE
>>557529114>humiliation ritual
GrASS love
>>557529484holy shit lmao
How can we stop Brian's popularity among Umas?
If someone does end up making a 9*Stam Sparked Mile or Dirt Tamamo parent with a decent race count, please do post it. You’ll get some borrows from me at least.
https://jiggie.fun/hnDu1Chttps://jiggie.fun/hnDu1Chttps://jiggie.fun/hnDu1C
>>557529601Make her eat veggies in front of everyone
>>557529484>that armbandMy girl would never support the nefarious regime of the Albions
Maruzensky is ____
>>557529520how does she put her tail inside
>>557529484should've been Rob Roy instead of Fine Motion, but who knows
>>557529874cuteprettycool
>>557529874my wife
One of these days I'll run her career
>>557529797cuteprettycool
>>557529874A CHEATER
If MANT is about to be released then there's no point in me testing for next CM yet if I can make a way better uma soon anyway.
>>557529883It's a tight fit...
>>557529305sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after she wins the Arima Kinensniffing Mihono Bourbon's perky, leotard-covered rear after she wins the Triple Crown sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt while she's using my face as a chair
>>557530163>>557530169ASS!
>>557529874Too old to get pregnant BUT THAT WON'T STOPME FROM TRYING
>>557530148MANT comes out in the final 12 hours of the cm bwomeaning after you select your finals team, and during matching
>>557530169I'm commander Black and this is my favourite poster on the Kitadel...
>>557530323Oh I thought it was releasing like a week and a half earlier than that.
>>557530148As per the announcement CM10 races start on the 6th, and MANT is "mid march". With finals on the 11th, I wouldn't expect much more than we got with Aoharu launch where you had 12 hours to scramble and remake aces in the new scenario before finals selection locks in. Last time I remade two of my umas and then my URA gold ship won anyway...
>>557529942Today?
>>557530528No.
Mambo!
Digitan LOVE
jiiii~
>>557530604her mom is much hotter
>>557529942I hope you will enjoy her career when you give her a chance.
This bread will be butter
>>557530578Today.
ace on my face
sakurafagswhat do we think of the onee-san sakura's racewear?
>>557530719>>557530747Mommy..
>>557530941it is very pink
>>557530941pits and no tits
Imagine there being a Saudi prince account out there with 8 straight Ws so far, only to lose it all to Sprintslop.
>>557531054I now hate sprint CMs with every fiber of my being. Long may be a whale CM but at least it's honest, you whaled and botted more so you win against me more, it doesn't feel like I lost because of actual bullshit.
>>557531006desu>>557531016>84-56-84maybe it only looks that way because of how fluffy it is?
>>557530941Reminds me of 2HU
First 3* sprint parentYahoo...
>>557530747Nah>>557530719Eventually I'll play her for the full cingray squad
>>557531331>no hatGo away, you heathenThe dress reminded me of Kokoro's so I guess I can see it
>>557530861cb loveace lovepunny wife luna
>>5575313312hu love. I wish I'd tried harder to be an oldfag...
Hoping Round 2 won't gut her consistency. This is really pleasant to look at.
>>557530861I will never understand the noodle slide.
Bros, how exactly does affinity work? For example, if Digital and Taiki both won Victoria Mile, and Pasa wins it too, is that a +2 to affinity? Can this setup reach double circle?
>>557525902they umapyoi after this
>>557531767That would be +5.
>>557531767circles are fake and gay just go for the 3* in everyone and pray to shiraoki
>>557531767I wouldn't lose my mind over double circle compared to being just short of double circle, because it's a linear multiplier to your spark proc chances, i.e. nothing magical happens at 150 and it's practically the same as barely missing it at 149.
>>557531767Max out G1s and Max out Epithets. Winning sets of races is as important as individual races. Then fill out the rest of your agenda with as many G2s and G3s as you can without endangering your chances of winning the G1s.
>>557531767People worry way too much over a little bit of circle strength, as long as your parent isn't Haru Urara and her parent isn't your own grandmother, you'll be fine.
>>557532075Machitan...
>>557531903Is this the return of the G1 win = inherently +1 affinity gaslight or how did you get 5 from that
I'm having some fun with sprint...I just watch my Curren and Falco race each other.
>>557532053>>557532231These are gaslights. Double Circle is the bare minimum for affinity. Don’t get fucked over with shit parents. No gold inspirations? Shit affinity. No pink spark activations? Shit affinity. No spurt/surge/groundwork/thh activation? Shit affinity.
It's my fault, my club is going to die and I can't keep it going any longer. I as a person can only do so many fan runs and keep us in A+ but everyone is getting burnt out and our vets are having episodes from MANT days and questioning themselves to leave too. Why couldn't I save my club? What did I do wrong?
I think you should eat your vegetables.
>>557532401+2 per match. +3 for one matching pair, +5 for two. That’s in total for the race.
>>557532479autis/uma/ bro...
I think you should shut the fuck up.
>>557531959Fact checked and verified by luckchads
>>557532479You tried so hard and got so far... I would`ve joined you but I was poached by /uma/ club. Try to hang on...
>>557531903>>557532053>>557532140>>557532231Ok, if that's a +5 then I don't really need to worry much about reaching it, thanks>>557531959>>557532465Shiraoki isn't very generous when it isn't double circle...
>>557532479
>>557532595I think you should kiss >>557532857
i need bokumanko
>>557532479It's fine. You oonige'd global release during the worst scenarios but you had fun, that's all that matters. Let the sleeper players take the wheel
>>557532947That hand petting Teio isn't fat enough.
Teaching Urara sex
>>557533092I think she's the one teaching you
Was so close to getting El's epithet on a parent run but I got greedy and raced in the dirt G1 that's right after the Japan Cup and got 7th
>>557533071That's his dominant handYou know, the one you shouldn't handshakeThe only part of his body with standard body fat
is MANT the naxx or BC of umamusume?
>>557533179His fap hand
>>557532075warming up her lips with my tongue
>>557532479casual bonsaige bros are the end closers of umamusume, it's time to rest bro.
>>557533152Just like I taught her
>>557533178It's called the Champion's Meeting.
>>557532479what club?
7 and fuku is deleted
>>557533229the jailer
>>5575333987 and 7 gets deleted.
7 and this is the last /uma/ thread ever
>>557533229Ahn'Qiraj
>off by one
>>5575333987 and your favorite uma is deleted
>>5575333987 and your balls are deleted
7 and aston machan gets forgotten
>>557533465
>>557533575Who?
7 and you wake up from your coma
7 and I'm masturbating and having wet dreams with the first uma posted below me
7 and you must do at least 1 ryan run before going to bed to show penance for your relentless bullying of her
>all these failed rollskeep trying, you'll get it eventually
7 and Ebayan wins this year's Arima
7 and we will be all nice to one another FOREVER!
>>5575334797 and you owe me sex>>557533647>>557533691Get to it.
fuku sex
7 and Teiofags gain another 1000 lbs
>>557533632Wake up ethan
>>557533691
>>557533685If you saw my runs and sparks you'd understand Ryan abuses me way more than I abuse her.
>>557532739Autis/uma/ is alive and well. Don’t look down on us.
maticunnyfukukitaru
Not 7 and you have to spark the next banner you roll
>>557533647>>557533691These terms are acceptable. Time to open a pixiv account
>>557533739MAMBOOOO IN SPACEEEE
>>557533604>>557533465somehow taking off her mask feels more lewd than taking off her clothes
7 and horrors beyond your comprehension
>>557533704foreva is flat
>>557533820Are the valentine day cards any good?
>>557533772What the fuck does she say when I rainbow train her? Sounds like a dog run over by a truck
7 and Masquerade Ball wins King George VI and Queen Elizabeth Stakes>>557533905I disagree
>>557533815yes sir, glory to danchou. ill get the fan runs going soon. im halfway done with my paper
>>557533958i see zero curve in that chest
>>5575339037 and hair from your shower drain rape you in your pits
>>557533954that's every one of her voicelines though
Dacchis has one free slot open for any ojisans looking for a club.A+ club, quota is at 25 mil. Chill and friendly anons in chat.Just drop your id here for an invite or apply ingame. Have /uma/ in your profile.The one with that whore Curren is the correct one.
7 and ebayan wins the l'arc
7 and (you) cannot quit the game during MANT
7 and i will have sex0 and i will never ever have sex
7 and you all die in your sleep tonight
>>557534034I see them
>>557534095If everything fails..I hope you have a spot for me next month
>>557534187Finally
>>557534187thank you pete
>>557534187/uma/ bros!?!?!?
Chiyono is actually one of the most popular umas in /uma/ because there are a lot of posters who use her as a reaction image farm.
>>557534187shiraoki gives and shiraoki takes
>>557534187why would you say that??
>>557534296Don't worry, Shiraoki doesn't exist
>>557534187Thank you Shiraoki-samaThe sweet release I was waiting for is finally here
>>5575341877 and this is undone, and only he dies, while the rest of you will have a lucid dream of the uma of your choice tonight
>>557532479You're not Shirou enough to save everyone
7 and we all live a long life
>>557534329What is wrong with her
>>557534474>>557534519It's joever
this thread is cursedshiraoki will bless this post with a 7 confirming the other rollsif she doesnt then we're truly doomed
COUNTER 7
Not sure if I should keep going here. All my other runs were 0 or 1 wins. If I qualify for A I think I'm dead in round 2.
7 and after we die we become toreinas and get raped by umas on next valentines
>>557534474>4Owari da.
7 and Real Steel will save us
They're going to disable sevens real soon
7 to save us all
7 and your last moments will being violent and painful tonight
7 and we get reincarnated as crippled horses
>>557534727just put the bakushin in the bag you have time
OH NO NO NO
it does not work if you just spam 7 posts
>>557534187>>557534797but why
>>557534797YABBAIKOWAIKOWAIIIIIIITHIS 7 IS THE LAST SHOT, ALL NEGATIVE ROLLS ARE NEGATED
>>557534797WHAT THE FUCK MAN
>>557533934no, but guts Bakushin is a power Falco alternative with no special priority
SHE DID IT
7 and I wake up next morning to my umawife raping me
Ebayan save us with this 7
>>557534797ITS OVER...
>>557534187>>557534797Yeah, I'm thinking it's over for realDrinking myself piss drunk tonight before it all ends
>>557534797NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Not even 6 of you got 7
>>557534912so they aren't. ok thank you
wtf...
2hr until Round 2
this 7 will make it so you'll find a dollar tomorrow on the groundhave fun with this newfound power
>hakuraku home page is now thisKinda cute if hakurakudev took this himself
>>557534885>>557535023Because 7 and your parents find your uma porn stash on your computer after they collect your body
>>557534756>the father - off by one>>557534958>the son - off by oneLet's try with the mother thenForever Darling save us with this 7
>>557535076
Everyone who's intentionally rolling for 7 deserves to be punished by Shiraoki-sama
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O917uUaHH4E
>>5575347977 and I fuck your umawife
>>5575350237 and you choke on your first sip (and die)
>>557534797Which uma would gently kiss me as she slides a knife into my heart?
>>5575351977 and Doto doesn't see another sunrise
>>557535197
>>557535197NYOOOOOOOOOSHIRAOKI-SAMA, IM SORRY FOR INVOKING YOUR NAME IN VAIN. TAKE THIS 7 AS RECOMPENSE
>>557535196This post ends in 6>>557535197This post ends in 7
>>557535197why is doto so evil...
bakushin kawaii
>>557535284definitely raisu
>>557535197It's so over...
How many 7s?
>>557534727Turns out you still get your rewards if you retire early, that should have been an easy decision.
>>5575354626
Lovcen save us
Stop it. There's better things to discuss than rolling for 7s.
>>557535386I got a boner
>>5575351977 and Doto doesn't wake up
>>5575355297 and you slip on a banana peel tomorrow
>>557534797>>557534187holy shit I love 7-posting now
>>557534727are they really that bad that you aren't confident in getting 1/40?
7 and everything will be fine if not 7 then no 7 can save us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ah7wddPV2IKIMI TO
>>557535587BASED>BASEDBASED>BASEDBASED
>>557535529Aww, did your doompost bait get buried? Didn’t get enough (You)s? Poor baby… check this 7, though.
>>557535587KITA!!!!!!!!
>>557535587Close one, we are going to be okay
>>557535529Why is Spetard so fat and ugly?
>>557535587FukuGAWD
>>557535151based. 7 and all 7-posters will kill themselves horribly
>>557535587
>>557535587whhy did you do this?
>>557535587We're saved
>>557535587PRAISE BE
>>557535587WE ARE SAVED
>>557535197Shiraoki-sama approved post
7 and your favorite uma will give you the kiss of death
>>557535574That entry had more wins than my first entire day.
>>557535529Like how much I want to touch someone or how much I just want to be next to someone that I like or how I just want to hang out with someone or how I wish someone would say hi to me sometimes without asking for money 2 minutes later or invite me to play games or even talk about meaningless things or not walk across the street when I'm walking by
>>557535606ISSHO GA ICHIBANSUKI YOTTE MOTTO GYUTTO NE
>>5575355877 cancels this 7
>>557534797>>557534187>initial doom,then>>557535587>THE SHIELD THAT GUARDS THE REALMS OF SHITPOSTERS
>>557535847Arcueid? French? L’ARC???
>>557535838I kind of wish Spe was within arm's reach so that I could just pinch her flab at any moment when I'm feeling down.
>>557535847
>>5575357737 and she will give me a black kiss
Why is 10 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!
>>557535779>>557535574Forgot image.
>>557535647HOLY
7posting? This is what we're doing now?
>>557535956thats our prez
>>557535974Its /uma/ culture
>>557536010I SAID STOP POSTING THIS IMAGE OF RUDOLF
>>5575359747 and you give me an Alabama hot pocket
DAAAAABIIIIIIIIIIIIII
I'm finding it harder and harder to understand how anybody can maintain interest in an extremely repetitive game like this for several years straight.
>>557535956
>>557535587dotovillains got vanquished
>>557535974Just a little under 2 hours and it'll be doomposting about CM Finals.
Are we queueing right away for round 2? or do you believe in a sign from Shiraoki before you queue?
>>557535606is it normal that their outfits don't match?
>>557536149I still need to do my borrows
>>557536149this 7 ensures an easy 3 match win in the first queue attempt for every anon here
>>557536074Same can be said about your life yet here you are
>>557536149IdkRoll a 7 for your answer
>>557536149na I'm queuing tomorrow
We're all group A right? I mean, Sprint is so RNG surely you lucked into a few wins?
>>557536168yes, they're mostly from different debut generations. it's like comparing early umas with later ones.
>>557536356i got my first sweep ever because of the rng fiesta that is sprinting
>>5575361496 I queue right away7 and I queue at the time you choose
>front runner debuffs and TaikiYou didn't win + you have no soul
>>557536149I'll probably try and make an Air Groove since King Halo was my only uma that performed kind of decent in round 1 then queue late at night.
>>557534034forever young is a giant fat bastard. if they don't make her big in at least one dimension they're frauds.
>>557536407
>>557536272Nobody attacked you anon. Why so defensive?
>>557536356Yeah, I lucked into 30 wins.
>>557536149There's no such thing as "easy SEAhours" anymore with sprint CM. It's all gambling so I'll spend all my tries right away
>>557536407watch victoria frontier and queue in sync with him
>>557536407you dont get to queue. at all. have fun
>>557535974I guess some of us are that addicted to RNG they need things like '7's to happen when they post something. Why did it even become popular, I am sorta out of loop.
>>557535956I like this image of her a lot, it's so cute
>>557536074I literally don't have anything better to do
You guys do realize that it doesn't actually matter what time you queue at, right? The server automatically pits you against ghosts of registered users, so whether you run at reset time or 10 hours past that is actually completely inconsequential.
>>557536168>>557536360They have a few agency wide matching outfits, but they wore their personal outfits for that cover. It's more like doing a concert with signature race wear or the casual outfits that JP has.
I love this autist
>>557535095Was that a trend?
>>557536581Fuck you I'd rather do this >>557536596See you next cm bros
>>557536725I want to masturbate Chiyono
>>557536732The universal idol outfit in uma is fucking ugly as hell so I understand.
I want to take photos of Luna the dork and blackmail her
>>557536725shhhh
>>557536821spurring shiraoki like this incites her wrath....
>>557536781Show me the stinky shoes, Suzuka!
>>557535510
>>557536356Anon I just had a panic attack because I got two wins for the first time during my last entry and retired so I wouldn't qualify for A. Fell for the Plancha/Condor gaslight. RTFT.
>>557536645>Why did it even become popular,There's not much to say about the game anymore and the few people still depressed enough to hang around in a place like this need to keep on talking about SOMETHING or else they'll have to face the sad situations they're in.
>>557536513Gold City bukkake
that's it, name 7 horses
>>557536645>Why did it even become popular, I am sorta out of loop.Because Orange wife
>>557537128mejiro ryanmejiro ramonumejiro brightmejiro mcqueenmejiro palmermejiro ardanmejiro titan
>>557536781if you refuse she will rape you
>>557537128Goldship, Meijiro McQeen, Maruzensky, Currenchan, King Halo, El Condor Pasa, Super Creek.
7 and nothing happens
>>557537245Something is about to happen.
>>557537128SakuraSymboliAgnesMejiroHishiNaritaSatono
>>557537128Forever YoungReal SteelForever DarlingYoung RichLoves Only YouLoves Only MeDeep Impact
>>557536149I need to remake my Groovy who's WR is abyssmal.
>>557536645>Why did it even become popularRetarded post number rolling has always been a 4chan thing.
Muahahah
7 and
>>557537368get red shift and mummy if you can
7 and he gets added instead of ebayan
>>557537415No, no, no. It' supposed to>6 and 7
>>557537128athraxherbertsilverroachbojack horsemantrojan horserocinante
What's sex with MATIKANETANNHAUSER like
>>557537128MaruzenskySuper creekTap Dance CitySeeking the PearlWonder AcuteRob RoyWishlash
>>557537478Shadow Break is better than Mummy
I need to deep clean my boxes ingame but I've been putting it off for weeks.
>>557537641bloody
>>557537368get mm/pp, ss instead of oyl is fine
>>557537564>artaxFellow boomer of culture
>>557537690hehyou said mmmm ppyou're gay
>>557537128In This UnisonKurofuneBagoChronologistChrono Genesis EpiphaneiaBereshit
>>557537670accels are most important
>>557537690I have no clue what any of that means. Are people running pace? I thot she worked better late.
>>557537486>MichiganI can't say I'm surprised.
>>557537128Narita TaishinInes FujinGentildonnaGran AlgeriaEishin FlashRoyce and RoyceSakura Bakushin O
>>557537670i want to change my airgoo to have shadowbreak but too lazy to remake
>>557537128Mejiro RamonuMejiro PalmerMejiro BrightMejiro McqueenMejiro DoberMejiro ArdanMejiro Mejiro Hiryu
3
>>557537794masturbatingmeasures perfectpregnant slicksquirt
woah, this looks a lot better than the previous guide
>>557538132Mmmmnyes my late surgers would LOVE straightaway spurt
>>557538132hmmm, nyes... this is a good use of our finite water
Stop roll posting you stupid niggers
>activates Flowery Maneuver and steals from a BakushinMayacchi I love you
>>557538132>spurt on lates
>>557538380This makes me like golshit
>>5575333987 and there will be no more 7 predictions.
>>5575333987 and 6
>>557537794>MMMeticulous Measures>PPPerfect Prep! (gold version of Measures)>SSSlick Surge>OYLOn Your LeftYou can use MM/PP as a late surger, the only requirement is being on a Sprint track
6 and I eat 7 cocks
Now what?
gold city incessant navelingus until she begs to be able to go to her race or stays the gate by 5 minutes so you (the trainer) can eat her out and get her to the gate on time on unstable legs h-haha
>>557538132/uma/ has a non-sloppa CM9 guide
>>557538630Curren would do it regardless....
>>557538638Close your eyes
>>557538638Accept your fate and enjoy umapyoi
>>557538638Grass groped me in a inappropriate manner but it's ok because she said sorry and promised it wouldn't happen again
Hello Trainer I am a human reporter from UNN what are your thoughts on the current state of Champions Meet and did you find success with your current racing strategy?
>>557538818you look alot like my friend, kitahara jo's, wife
>>557538638Flash is my wife and will save me from the others
>sloppa guidesgrim
>>557538818i would have done so much better if i could have trained my umamusumes in belno light rape dungeon
haha i love it when the videogame only gives me sprint A for pasa on abysmal dogshit runs where i can't cap speed
>>557538835sex costume
>>557538818GIVE ME YOUR HAT
>>557538638Flash doesn't have dominator
>>557539018
>>557539058she will soon
>>557539064
>>557538630
Four bullseyes.This game sucks.
>>557539312your mistake was counting on haru to win
>>557539064Canon
>>557538908To be fair, the /uma/ guide was done 3 days before the actual CM, so too late for most people
>>557539312i got a round 1 draw with el cp then she got sprint A then sprint S so now i'm stuck with her
>Decided to give up on getting Mile S and just take the best A dirt Biwa that shows up>Get Mile S anyways on the best run I have yetLife works in mysterious ways. 3spd/2wit means that her Wit isn't the best and Kita ghosting me is super unfortunate but I think all the other skills lined up well enough. I don't think she'll do all that good thanks to her aptitudes ruling out Mummy and the general front-heavy teams that will dominate Aquarius Cup (it's going to make Scorpio look tame) but she might grab some wins round 1. To be honest I think Aquarius is going to be the worst CM since it's Cancer Cup but now you have to hit yourself in the balls repeatedly to even enter thanks to it being a dirt race so I'm not taking it super seriously.Now to build her sister too
>>557538818Would an uma really do that? Wear a hat and hide their tail to disguise themselves as a human?
>>557539064oguri cuck (as in quean)
>>557539621Nicely done mambro
>>557538638>>557539134Why do these specific Umas have Dominator..? Is Cygames trying to tell us something?
I can field this exact deckgetting over 16k is inconceivable to meAoharu is gonna end soon and after all these CMs i had not a damn clue how to play it
>>557538818>current state of Champions MeetI like the RNG because it gives even mediocre trainers like me a chance to win, and training for it is easy. 2spd4wit and only needing power sparks is cozy.>did you find success with your current racing strategy?Yeah, I had to cycle my runners around a bit but I think I've found an optimal strat, managed to get 4 wins in a single ticket. Hopefully this continues in Round 2 and maybe I can win the finals
I love you, umadachis.Goodbye.
warm moist umankos
stop quitting the game you're not allowed to abandon your umas
マヤ頑張っちゃうよ!*gets 18th place*あれ???
>>557539064I don't understand what pushes this ship. There's more romantic subtext between Ogurin and Jo than Belno and Jo, and even in the former's case it's still an explicitly student/mentor relationship
>>557540046Don't end yourself think of the >>557540068
>>557538818this CM was easy to train for, win or lose, I put it off til literally round 1 today and cobbled together some viable horses real quick because speed/wit decks with power sparks are easy and comfy, almost impossible to fuck up the training really just need to hit a few other RNG elements and you are good.
>>557539860Same. Even following the strat of>see a bunch of flames? hit it>see unity burst on the right training? hit itOnly yields me like an A+ (halfway to S) at best. It's gonna be the same in MANT where people are making UG and SS ranks while I'll be celebrating getting my very first S rank
>>557540178zoomers think it will annoy people to post it
https://x.com/i/status/2022864078100705550
>>557539860focusing too much on the deck instead of the parents
>>557540178>>557540330
>>557540178The idea of "your nice, sweet best friend is secretly fucking your man on the dl" is what drives 99% of it. It's because Belno is not the kind of girl to do that to Oguri
>>557540387their parents are optimized the same as my parentsi ran 15 power sparks just like them with as much compatibility as i could and i exclusively use chrono to hunt for supports and cycle them out CM to CM
>>557539860nigga just got lucky with wit rainbows, I hit 15.5k with the same deck
>>557540556me on the right
>>557540145FUCK YOU DANCHODEThe best you're getting is 5k daily FROM MY MCQUEEN AND A TT RACE FUCK YOU
Is Feno really the only normal gold clan uma?
>>557540553>supportsborrows, whatever
>>557540178Oguri is just roaming around in Tracen aura farming while Belno is really close to Kitahara, even becoming his trainer assistant. We all know where this is going.
>>557540556>remove the log of shame...and attach the log of TRIUMPH
>noble shemalekekypow!
>>557540703she roleplays as a cop
>>557540703it's less "normal" and more "least bizarre"
>>55754063515.5k is also inconceivable to me..
>>557539860in a 4 wit card deck, you still need a steady stream of double wit rainbows along with a fair number of triple/quad wit rainbows (about as many as double speed rainbows you'd see in a 3 speed card deck) to high roll like this.
>>557540863Is that a .......JOJO REFERENCE
>>557540703Lala is normal.
>>557540810>>557540863SHE'S A GOOD GIRL!
>>557539860I have thisit's not even an outstanding run or anythingI made this Curren in like 3 runs and she has shit skillsI imagine if I can pop more bubbles on power and have 1-2 more golds to buy she would hit S+ too
>>557540863>>557540703She's the Tsukkomi to the Clan's Bokke.
>>557539860the speed and wit are easy, the power is the only tricky one, need power sparks and lots of luck on blue fireballs and overall value trainings.
>>557540635The best I've done is barely achieve 14.2k...
YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME I KILLED MCQUEEF TO AVOID YOU
>>557541046
>>557541147QUEEN'D
>>557541042...for now. And even the "for now" has a big asterisk because her inward voice being different from her outward one is a mess.
>>557541147Do it pussy
>>557541290I did and failed like a manDoesn't matter, I'll break Glasse's cunt so bad that when I'm done with her she'll become a strawberry oreo
>>557541147
>>557541147>>557541441Heh
nishishi...
>>557534187So that's what the pain around my chest means.I'm not fat just so you know.
>>557541546We know, Teiofag. You're just big-boned.
>>557541546Of course you aren'tYou condition's name is morbid obesity
>>557541546>spoiler
>>5575415091st anniversary soon means Nishino soon after...
>>557540178This anon hasn't finished the manga
>>557540178Clearly what pushes it is his dick against her cervix
>13k Bakushin got 25% winrate first dayhuh if i make a better one then she would win even more!>14k bakushin got 10% winrate...............................
BIG Taikis
>>557542004Post them both. Skills matter, not to mention did the old one have S Turf or S Sprint? Rank doesn't matter as much as people think it does.
>>557542030I hate this game.
>>557542004having 200 more power or wit than the next guy doesn't mean anything if the skills aren't as good or you just get unlucky.
>>557542204summer is the best time to go balls deep since you can just rest the bad condition away
>>557542132the umalator had the 14k one winning consistently over the first one
who even uses king GAYLO over sweepy or chinpo windy anyway
Oh I didn't realize this was already translated, basedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZXyyFJPkjw
>>557542439retards who think power is a real stat
>Join a room>see dirt S oonige>she is in team with smart falco to block any possible condor plancha behind her>she just winserm bwos? How do you beat this strategy? I do not have suzuka. Did I just lose cm10?
>>557542437Umalator also said that my Smart Falcon is bad and tried to gaslight me into doing three paces, but I know if I did that my win record would not be as solid as it currently is.Like I said, post them both! Skills are the biggest indicator of quality.
>>557542507you build a better front to be beat the falco
What's her name?
Big
>>557542507nice gaslight
Round two is gonna eat me alive...
>>557542616Puffy
>>557541546teiobro....when I said you'd get heart attack at 35 with your diet it wasn't a joke...
>>557542490It's me, I'm retards.
>>557542616Gigi Murin
>>557542507There's a tiny bit of late-race corner.Counter their horse shit with triple late/end with Ryan+dober uniques.If contestant 3 brings an urara (likely) one of your umas will be in 6th for the double dip.
>queue>it's 50% frontsepic>>557542749>>>https://holotower.org/hlgg/
Assuming I don't need any skills from either, and I already have 35RB, which one of these is better as my last wit card?
>>557542583
>>557542817I run like this
>>557542583part of the problem that isn't conveyed by an umalator is that running a front like this helps to deny other falcons and lucky paces, wins races that you may have otherwise not won and in some cases sets your own paces up for more accel opportunities.
Some bangers in here. Looking forward to March.
>>557542616I thought there was a finger on her pussy
>>557542616Bowsette
>>557542864Fuku. Specialty Priority is the only real stat.
>can run any distancewtf chinpono O is actually goated???
I'm never trying for a sprint CM again, first fucking time I won't be making it to Finals
>>557543023now you understand why chiyo oshifags make up a fairly significant percentage of CM winners
>>557542616the kinda uma to bite your tongue if you kissed her on the mouth
>Lost to a buhi fast learner TaikiI feel dirty, and raped.
>>557542616Isn't her hip size a little unfair?
>>557542507>>557542631but it's true... and she won by 6 lengths
>>557543117wait, Lala is a member of the gold clan?
>>557543054but it's the RNG cm, can't you just shiraoki a win or two?
>>557543197Ofevre's daughter IRL.
>>557542887>S Turf on the first Called it. But that's still peculiar considering the right has better wit and more skills. Is Turf S really that OP?>>557542907Yup, I figured that out while doing the runs. I need to make sure I raise a suitable Faruko for Aquarius, too...
>>557536725the ghosts of users is a backup in case you can't find live matches. Otherwise, it is really and truly a live match. The only one that isn't is finals.
Are you ready for round 2? Your expectations?
>>557543209is that MAKWEEN FROM CARS 2: THE SEQUEL TO CARS?
>>557543252I got like 4 different attempts with 2 wins but could never close out the 3rd one, it doesn't help that I commited the grave sin of oshifagging without being a whale
>>557536725>You guys do realize that it doesn't actually matter what time you queue at, right?We literally had two posters talk about the same race.
>see a late surger win twice>think they're viable and make one to replace my third slot>never see them win again(including mine)aieeeee sprint cm!!!
>>557542583>>557542437>gaslightatorwhen will you learn
>>557537736nta but I sobbed my 8yo eyes out when he died. ARTAAAAAXXXXXX!!!!!
>>557543197yeah?
>>557543296So those NPCs I've been emoting at were...not...NPCs...Gomenasorry...
>>557538132>spurt on lates is recommendedwhy would you do this? Just come onto 4chan to tell lies?
I can't for the fucking life of me figure out what skills were actually good this CM, Lane Legerdemain was good a few times on my Air Groove, everything else did fuckall
>>557543269>>557543445til
>>557542507There is no counterplay to Dirt Orangeif they have enough willpower to get G to S, they deserve it
>>557542616Her mom making moves behind the sceneShe needs her retarded daughter to find a nice trainer(Windys good career end is actually really cute now that im looking at it)
>>557543408What's your opinion on Plan X this CM?
>>557543606>Needing to get dirt to GJust get all your acceleration done on the early race and you won't need Dirt A
>>557543197Yes she's even officially included in the 4.5 anni art (and McQueen too funny enough). She is Orfe's kid after all
im dropping kingu from the team...or i can try making a better onecurren chang is my only hope
>>557543651was it actually good? reading the conditions it looked really shit for everything
>>557543642Come on, it's cuter when attached with the actual scene.
>>557543435Rewatching this movie convinced me this generation's media is too pussified and needs more death and violence against children/animals
>>557543736Yes, it's really important to fight for your positionals, and it sometimes gives you massive carryover
>>557543704Between her, Daring Tact, Admire Groove, and Boquet I'm actually just fucked. Can get jumpscared by them at any point.
>tfw because of that gif i can't stop thinking things whenever Bakushin raises her hand in victory or does her victory animation
>>557543704But when does stego-kun release?
>>557543117>stego has klaus' blood techniquekowai...
>>557543704Isn't McQueen Golshi's granny?
>>557543860Cute biter
>>557543183Nig winning dirt doesn't mean anything. My B dirt occasionally wins by several lengths. She still loses 99% of the time.
>>557543860Windy's tomboyish type is the one I dig. Not the kind of Vodka and Ryan who are draw men call them women
>>557543651just like unrestrained, it can optimally overlap with late-race but it's a wild swing. at worst, you get like 0.5s accel. honestly, i can't make up my mind if rushing gale/turbo sprint is better than plan x.
>>557543983Yes but she's typically just shown with the Mejiros for the most part. This time she's right with the rest of the Golds besides just Golshi for once
oonige isn't a real role anyway, deleted by MANTgods.
>>557544096Even she can't stand Ryan anymore lmao
>>557544096Well with the revelation that she seens to be good friends with Stego it kinda makes sense here.
Sooo how was everyone valentine's day?https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/141188533https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/141204726https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/141231707
Rare time where this is an advantage
>>557544271Like the previously 15 years, I spent alone playing vidya, Timberborn this time
>>557544363rushed is more often than not an advantage as long as you have velocity skills that activate as soon as you exit it
Post your WARFACE
>>557544271Those aren't horses, bro.
>>557544140WTF I love Trackblazer now! Finally suzukaneighas will have to drop below 95% win rate
>>557544435
>>557544435Unlike other CMs I actually don't feel anything about this CM
>>557544435queueing right away
>>557544435We're screwed, aren't we.
>>557544435I'm queuing right away to see how I will do in the finals.
umamusume is a bad game and i didn't like even care about the cm in the slightest, honestly, fuck cyjews. i'll see you all next cm
What's sex with Yukino Bijin like
Is witgod right? Can something like this compete in Aquarius?
>>557544776Cold
Mile dirt CM will be better
yeptime to goon and throw ropes to that bakushin gif (again)
>>557544435queue on resetI don't give a single FUCKI have been wondering what it's like to be in Final B for so long
>>557543716End Kingu is working for me
>>557544435barely got through round 1 but I will luckshit 3 wins
>>557544435>>557544842were you running her as a pace anon-kun?
>>557544835I did in fact had some lobbies with no front 2 paces and all late surgers so it's possible to win
>>557544492They're something sexier
>>557544776plainnormalcomfysafe
Which uma would you kiss?
>>557544938I have a Falcon too but I'm scared of having to inherit groundwork, and also I could use some El Parents, it really hurt me not having a decent El I could use for this sprint CM.
>>557545047punny wife lunapic relateddoggo
>>557545047ryan
>>557545047My oshi.
>>557545047Digitan.
>>557545047
>>557544835witgod says pace promoted pasa is the best uma every cm, bwo... she has to be his oshi. Ignore it, not objective advice.
>>557545047My Kami Oshi Digitan
>>557545047wifey
>>557545098
>>557545254Well to be honest El's my oshi too...
>fast learner run!>event chain doesn't finish>finemo agemasen
>>557545047Marvelous SundayForehead, then lips, then tits, then lips, then cheeks, then tits, then tummy, then pussy, then ass, then lips
bets on my day 2 record
>valentine lines are already gonenoooo i didn't get to check them all out
someone force the japs to draw more rice
Aquarius is going to be the first CM where I can finally test if Front S is better than Distance S for fronts because the odds of inheriting Mile S with only 2* or 3* after getting El's Front and Dirt to A is astronomically low.
>my club is quitting>friend who I want to quit is excited for MANTUnfair
>>557545490why should they?they eat it everyday, so they must be tired of seeing it
>>557545357>Fast Learner Run>Inherits I wanted, and more>Ton of rainbows>Won all Unity Races easily>Huge stats entering URA>Lost Ura prelims 4 times and died. I'm still so fucking mad.
>>557545460every time a holiday with special voice lines comes around, you'll unlock them in the archive for all umas you have obtained. though valentines has 2 lines each, one which requires bond rank
>>557545460every uma you have should have them unlocked nowyou need to have the bond level for the second line tho
>>557545419oops i meant round 2 record. also forgot to add my day 2 stuff
Ah... Fuji... Fuji!... Hahh... F-FUJI...!Guh... Thank you... for advancing to Group A, Fuji...
>>557541735DON'T EVEN FUCKING START YOU LYING LITTLE DISGUSTING SHIT THAT IMAGE WAS SHOPPED AND FUCK YOU AND EVERY ANON WHO MADE ME FIND IT JUST TO CONFIRM THAT GOODNEWS WAS IN FACT SHIT AND NOTHING GOOD EVER HAPPENSFUCK YOU ALL I HATE YOU TO DEATH
>want to run Maya next CM>Mile D >Dirt E>B in late or end if you want either of thoseMayachi....
>best result 3/5 in shitter stagelads I think this'll be my first time in B finals...
>>557544925Yes
1 MINUTE LADSOPEN THE GATE
queue immediately
I'm going
>>557545728I made one decent Maya for this CM and gave up after dying in career on other attempts.
>he doesn't know about Ogurin's fetisheslmao
>>557545728Just like with sex Mayacchi can adapt well to any position but still depends on how well she can adapt to those positions meanwhile others can't even if they force to
>>557545804Damn her head (tits) are huge!
fuck it what's the worst that can happen
>>557545940
>first match>2 Els in the lobbyUh don't queue now
>>557545569>>557545616cool thanks but i would have liked to see their expressions while they say it too
secured
>>557545683bro didnt read the omake
Which umas would be the most absolutely feral in bed? I'm talking biting, into choking (both ways), riding like in heat, etc
>Front is held hostageepic
>>557545047EverySingleOne
>>557546121Rudolf
Remember bros, after you get your wins make sure to queue with jobbers so you get an easy final
>>557546121Maya
PACE BAKUSHIN DO FUCKING SOMETHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING YOU USELESS CUNT I ONLY SLOTTED YOU IN BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE OGURI
>>557546121I can see Golshi being into femdomOther than that, that bitch Falco is 100% into kinky shit
aww dang it
>5 minutes>no win spamAre...? Anon...? Why aren't you queueing on reset anymore? Are you maybe... No it can't be, right?
>>557546057you can see if anyone uploaded a compilation on youtube or something
Am I glitched or something? 14 bad moods and 1 normal? Can someone calculate the odds of that?
she didnt even pop ult
Jesus christ I'm getting destroyed, all S-ranked teams. Also what the fuck is this horse shit where I'm late starting every single race now
>>557546295There's no way you failed to place first try with those three.
>>557545275succubus
>>557546295she looks so proud
>>557546320das rite!
every fucking time I win 2 races and then they shit the bed on the other 3
>Solo front Shart Falcon wins
Saw a sprint A mummy creek... that was scary (she took last place)
yepthat was easy
I wonder how your trainee would react if she saw this...
>>557546295aww dang it
3 matches, 3 wins that was easy see you in the finals /uma/
YEAH JUST PACE DOWN LIKE THATJUST GO BACK TO THE VERY BACK ALONG WITH THE LATE SURGERYEAH JUST DO THAT AND GIVE THE FRONT THEIR WIN
>>557546528All umas are lesbians so they would be wet and delighted (unlike with male trainer)
>thread hypes up S turf Taiki for this CM>get one with top speed and power, decent wit>my bakushin and groove get all the winswait a sec you tryin to gaslight me bwos
luv triumphant pulse"if you are losing by a little bit, win"great game design
Just saw someone bringing their bride to sprint, insanely based. She still lost to my bakushin but still I kneel.
>>557546667God that hurts so bad every timeWhy do umas do that?
A block has only just started and King has already gotten me a win.Feels good.
>>557546782I think you misunderstood the question in your effort to shitpost anon-san.
podium finish
>>557546565aww dang it
just get lucky so many didnt have plancha and give mummy a hug
>>557546242 (me)Yep, my Pace Bakushin is absolute fucking garbage. I replaced her with my Front Bakushin, I have a 50/50 chance of her griefing Falco but hey at least she can win.
>he fell for the RNG CM propaganda
>>557546812Or "if you're about to lose after being overtaken, win"
>>557546812I felt his pain
>My Falcon takes lead and procs her ult right at the start, other falcon despite being the queen of 2nd gets hers right at the start of the accel zone and zoomsfuck sprints
Shiraoki-Sama please
AHHHHHHHH
>n1 fav>9th placeI hate this game gaslighting you in real time
>>557546362>horseshitrudolf, go back to doing stuco duties
Why should I wait for the second Maruzensky banner when this card FUCKING SUCKS
clean sweep
>>557546667Sorry mate your umas were simply too strong to win. Should've practiced the "timing".
Yessiree. I'll just queue again later during bot hours to farm carats.
>>557547014AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I love sprint CM
>>557546812
Always bet on her
brb kms
>>557547058nevermind now I feel bad
Maya cute!
Well that's it. I'm seeing a lot more Kingus around in round 2, none winning though.
>>557546881I'm in, bitchCM is so fun when you don't give a fuck
>>557547048stop noooticing and PLEASE don't look up the release date of ramonu's banner
i almost lost last race by a neck margin
Thank fuck for that. This round is complete carnage. Mr Rogers In A Bloodstained Sweater type shit.
>>557547259>have made uma better than this>don't have a single S rank to my nameshould I kms?
Who /waiting/ here?
>>557547048because kawapuri is even worse. finemo is at least usable
I'm never complaining about long CMs again FUCK sprintSHIT
>>557546121jordan would fuck the shit out of her torena once she realizes her feelings for him
>>557546996>6
>! late start>! late start>! late startAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I made it. I don't even care what happens in finals, give me my silver and free me from sprintslop.
>0-5>0-5>0-5Worst part is I can't even stop queueing because I'm feeling too salty and literally seething
Wow not a single 5/5 today and of course not a single enemy uma that won fucking deserved itAnd this is coming out of 3 borrow runs glued before first inspirationFuck this dogshit waste of time
>>557547446I qualified for A, tell me when you're going in so I can throw in some dummies to help you win
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPFiKEm-oNI
>>557546121Chinpo Windy would be into all that except choking (You), she's secretly too nice to do that.
>>557547602>Chinpo Windykek
Thank you for not removing me from your mutuals
>Medium/Long belongs to the xoguri>Sprint to whoever has the most accel SSR cards or the best parents
>>557547518bwo, ur wit?
An Air Groove keeps cucking me out of my qualifying win
this bitch is like 2 lenghts ahead of the other pace chasers so she can't use half of her ablities
thank you my sovlfvl team
Made it on the first try but holy hell Bakushin had to hard carry because Pasa was suffering from sex before CM syndrome, completely destroyed by pace downs and front heavy lobbies...
>>557547652wit doesn't affect latestart
>>557547060He is still too "green", unfortunately. But I believe "he" can "reach" that level.
I GOT MY 1 WINI'M IN
>>557547643Dirt Milebros...we are going home soon
now that I'm inI gonna send Front Urara in tomorrow to fuck with people for funsie
UH OH
>>557546812ogli pulsshrimple as that
RNG CM my ass there's CLEARLY a strat but the thread is too busy gaslighting to admit it
winrates tanked this roundbut i still qualified for a finals
I love Rice
>>557547843Pace Bakushin and speed star was the proper tech to win.
>>557547843There was an entire guide made for the express purpose of making sure you weren't gaslit
Pasa and Falcons aren't allowed here
>>557547864I fell under 50% total winrate but still got A finals so nothing else matters.
Yatta! /uma/ look! I did it! I made it to A Finals! Homete homete!
Anime when?
>>557547836>the council of Els shall decide your destino
I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO MAKE IT TO A FINALS DAY 1
>>557547961>literally says the same as every other gaslight guide
SHIRAOKI-SAMA BLESS MY LAST RACE
>>557547843what is it ?
my current WR is 45%and I'm in Final Abe patient, weak anons. don't FOMO now
>>557547446
>bad>bad>great>the Great uma gets late start
>>557548058speed carryoverI've been saying this since day 1 btw
>>557547843have you heard of uma stan and tail held high(not the video)?
>oguri cap is first she can't ult so it's an easy overtake>oguri cap moves to 2nd for 1ms>T R I U M P H A N T - P U L S E>wins
I love Bourbon
definitely harder raceslates difficult to get up to the pack when front falcon but don't think i can do much about it>>557547962post lategroovy and umanko
does sandbagging actually do anything
wtf soul
>>557548021Reading comprehension issue
>>557548208Name 7 differences
>>557547836it's your desstiny
>>557547048>>557547456>37.5 FP>15 TE>10 REHow is this bad?
I love being in Group B!
My late never wins.Why did I get tricked into this?
>>557548183>that pasa face
>>557547975after cingrayif manga doesn't get axed
DO NOT QUEUESTAY STRONGYOU'RE NOT HOTSHITWAIT FOR YOUR TURN
>>557548251I can't count that high
Got a podium and qualified for A finals
>>557548294Post your late(s)
>>557548258powercreep also no it's not bad, stop falling for the "if its not top 1 its le bad!!!11" memes
>>557547843yeah the strat is your wallet lmao just pull for falco and rack up your free wins
Im finally done G1 and Blue spark farming for Maruzensky. Even with all these shit white sparks.Time to flatline like the rest of my clubbros.
>>557548294Lost to an SS rank B turf NY Urara…
9/20Everyone's win rate took a tumble except for Pasa, this was her round to shine
>>557548360But it's literally top 1 right now
>>557544271I'm too emotionally numb to feel pain from valentine's anymore.
>>557547923>>557548163Hotdogging my dick between Rice and Bourbon's soft squishy buttcheeks!Inserting my dick between Rice and Bourbon's passionate kiss!Alternating my dick from Rice and Bourbon's wet tight pussies!I love Rice and Bourbon!
>>557547961>Sprint S > Turf S>every other guide says the other way aroundEven then they're both not even required, my Oguri with no S in either still has been winning as much as my S Turf Curren.
The View From The Lead Is Mine
>>557548428He's talking about the FineMo rerun with SMaru that drops around August
>Eru getting pace down at the beginning with enough time to comeback for a perfect Plancha procDelicious
>>557548474uhhh, based?
Banana?
>>557544271I need a Wonder Acute so fucking bad
2/2/1/1fuck this CM
>7th favourite>8th fav>9th fav>Win anyway Fuck S piggies. See you lads in A finals
>2/3 in my first set because every single team has a fucking groundwork pasa in itfuck off
Fellow Dober anons... she got me the final win I needed to qualify for A finals
>>557547961>MPB>no red shiftAre they retarded?
>>557548617your turbo sprint and rushing gale?
>>557548426post pasa build cards and umanko
>random Oguri stole my 3rd win out of nowhere
>>557548170as a potato f2p, there definitely is sbmm in graded A finals
>>557548581dont we all?
>>557547456it's smaru/festa and finemo/kawakami bwo
>>557548474This
Kingu love.
>>557548609>newcutie hasn't learned race favorite means shit, even doubly so this CM
>>557548658didn't activate in the right spot
>>557548501Even then it's the best wit card until Ramonu and still used as a second wit for pace or if there's nothing else
>>557548686alright I'll send in my dump team so I don't catch some discord autists in my finals.
>>557548170not in the ELO/MM sense, but technically you are slightly diluting the pool of A finalists with luckshitters
>>557548720I got things mixed up. Tee hee!
KINGU HALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I'M DEAD
CARREN CHAN
>>557548697Desperately
>go from 65% wr to 4/20
Is the dodging danger/prudent positioning combo only usable by frontrunners?
>The absolute state of Smart Falcon
>>557549009Trackblaze it!
I may be headed to B finals for the first time in my life.
>>557549048I run them both and this happens constantly to Falco...
>>557549009Stop queuing during NA hours
>Out of all three members of BNW it's Ticket who gets me to A finals despite having the worst winrate in round 1The anon that told me to get Shooting Star is based, great call
FROM 0/5 TO 3/5SORRY FOR TALKING SHIT SPRINT CM I WASNT FAMILIAR WITH THE GAMBLING
>>557547048you shouldn'tif you're a frontGOD you'd rather have smaru early and skip the "best of the current dogshit" wit card in favour of ramonu/bobo (but you could whale for her for MANT)if you're a paceSEA you'll be using tachyon instead of smaru
Haha, fuck you Falco. Curren is the true sprinter.
>>557548895>>557549090I am going to ejaculate between Maru's tits
>>557547843I knew it was never a gambling CM because my lord and saviour Witgod never mentioned it is.
2/52/52/52/5I don't even feel anything
piggies are asleepQUEUE NOW
I went 0/5 every round, is it still possible for me to qualify tomorrow or am I just stuck in limbo?
>>557549221Really should have made Tamamo a pace chaser though. I was baited by the spirit bursts late surger skills
DEPLOY THE URARAS NOW!
>>557549371You only need to win 1 out of 40 races to qualify to B finals. You can try again tomorrow but if you're in no shape to fight there is no shame in queueing at SEA hours.
based oonige suzukagiving my curren enough position to fire her ult
>rushed into pace promotion
>they didn't roll for Nice Nature or FMmy gaslighting is working!
I like when Falcon gets her unique at just the right moment and then the camera angle fixates in on her floofy underskirt.
I'm winna! :D
>16/20>13/20>11/20I think I might have quit if I didn't make A finals today
How do I make it so that my non-ace just blocks/slams into the other umas?
>>557549462This is why I dont queue this hours Fuck the NY Uraras
>>557548669dozo
>all the races have become gigantic blobs of front runners and pace chasers gambling on who hits their corner velocity and late race acceleration at the right time>can't even take advantage of no stopping me because they're still all spread out just enough
I didn't qualify for round A so CM talk is pissing me off, how do I derail the thread topic to like being about uma rape or something?
>>557549612post your cm team… how bad are they
>>557549608NSm is a giant meme in shorter races
>0/5 (3 of them were by a fucking nose)>1/4>4/1>5/0This fucking Mickey Mouse CM
>>557549557you should play nfs carbon
>>557549608works on my trainees
>>557549612LARP as an Uma who wants to rape her trainer and the topic will shift
based Curren getting Rushed with 1200 Wit and promoted to Pacemarkerhow do you even do that
DAMAGE REPORT?
>accelerate first>wins are nowhere
You love to see it.
>>557549849I miss Grassfags, they're the biggest Stockholm-syndrome induced torenas of the bunch.
>>557547602She'd bite your tongue and lip while kissing
>>557549912A finalsregretfully Gold Ship has passed away
>Kawa podiumNow I need one with Brian
>>557549973Taurus finals 4 me
>>557549996
>>557549912Is that the upcoming Trackblazer scenario?
next attempt will be better
>1/5>1/5>3/5>1/5Woah...
>>5575499124/1 2/3 2/3 still goingclown ass cm
First set 0-5I'm disbanding the club
>>557550140Creek jumpscare
>>557550181goodbye Manbo
>>557548170>does sandbagging actually do anythingNo, but you'll believe it does anyway
I like Tamamo's Nyaaaaah
>>557550326GYAAAAAAACK!
>>557549598thanks
>>557549912qualified first try ezgoing to try if a front actually works in cucking the pasas in the rest of the attempts
>>557548878i should have disclaimered that even if there is sbmm i don't think it's worth sandbagging because, assuming its true, you probably already have a high winrate
>>557549849What if there was an activist group of ningen women who argued trainees can never really consent to having a relationship with their trainer even after they're no longer underage?
>>557548170like that other anon said, you can dilute A finals with shitters. it won't do anything for the actual matchmaking, but there's a chance you'll get matched with a shitter that you boosted at least.
>>557549912fucked
>>557549612umarape is on topic
Taiki's cute butthole
my shitty A+ falco is beating S+ pasas lmao
BAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>557550608Show it to meThat thingHer dark hole
>>557550646if there's no actual other fronts in the room Falco's great. She loses some consistency if someone else runs one and you trigger the ult too early.
no image for you, little boy
>>557550494Cucking pasas? Nah it doesnt work. Trust me,i know.
>>557550724>>557550724>>557550724
A-at least I'm making it to B finals, haha....
I forgot, the last runners I used will be advanced to the finals?
>>557549974Us Grassbros are not that bad... right?
nigger stop going wide on the last corner aaaaaaarrghhhh
>>557550734hmmm this feels like an oguri picture post...
>>557548634My Dober had a lot of close seconds, but couldn't quite get a win today, shame
>>557549912>3-2>3-2>1-4>3-2Feels alright
