Previous: >>557523840>Version 4.0 "No Aha At Full Moon" Special Programhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwD3wN33R_Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2bxxcYK9qo>Download - https://hsr.hoyoverse.com/en-us/home>4.0 Preview Page - https://act.hoyoverse.com/sr/event/e20260206version-nwlbwa/index.html>Version 4.0 Trailer: "No Aha at Full Moon"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hH0hILcWPshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMT6GmhDiBk>Yao Guang Character Trailer: "All the Best"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpQ0TXUnESQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ke8-S0MnoV0>Improv Tour Trailer: "Binge It All! The Truth After the Battle of Irontomb!"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsrABLcQQvchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOj68wLqj7A>Myriad Celestia Trailer: "Anti-Destruction Alliance"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwnE5o7_gzAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2YD35PJOmU>Improv Tour Trailer: "Beyond Weal and Woe"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmzwoua4dUkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKxHKZaEURk>Aha's Favorites: Phantasmoon Games Winners Compilationhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saTCKwpVewkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzI5ivqZNRo>Aha's Favorites: Looking for Aha Special Programhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bW6XV9Vt6JMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3ZWKIRhca4>Current Character Banners: Yao Guang, Evernight, Black Swan + Pela, Hanya, Qingque - https://www.hoyolab.com/article/43738489>New Drip Marketing:>Ashveil (5* Lightning Hunt) - https://www.hoyolab.com/article/43666646>Redeemable Codes - https://hsr.hoyoverse.com/giftKBJ8VZ6Y27QXXAK9QJ454SG7MH5KCBGF3AAT45QSTARRAILGIFT>/hsrg/ Tools & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/hsrg-resources-14>/hsrg/ Thread Templatehttps://rentry.org/hsrg-thread-template-14
When sparkxie was drop marketed I vividly remembered everyone hating her and clowning her design. What changed?
>>557539867Whoseth pov?
Reminder HSR started flopping as soon as ZZZ came out(a game aimed at brown people because of their giant asses)Reminder HSR crippled itself after wanting the same audience(by making constance specifically aimed a the afro american audience)
Momo...
>catering to unplayers with the booth shitWtf is Hoyo doing??
>>557539964TB according to the lines
>>557539994Letting Kuro win
>>557539946Anons were convinced they censored her but leakers later claimed all changed was her name and not the design
Herta: Star Rail
>>557539964Mine. (I am the main tank in her static and she has been begging me for dick pics in the after-raid NSFW group chat)
Please Uma sama, tell your players to give us money we're desperate! AAAAAAAHHH!! HELP MEEEEEEEEEE!!
>>557539917You know that most phaidei posters ITT are stelle yumes right?
>>557539867rape
L-la-la-lava!Ch-ch-ch-chicken!Gui's Lava Chicken, yeah, it's tasty as hellOoh, Kafkacita, now you're ringing the bellCrispy and juicy, now you're having a snackOoh, super spicy, it's a lava attack!
>>557539980
>>557540117Will Umabrahmins save HSR?
>>557540080What was her original name?
>humiliated by wuwa>humiliated by ZZZthis can't be the real shit lmao
>dont want sparxie or silver wolf to be yuri because they are boring or cringe>evanescia and nihilux already confirmed pagbait>yaoguang is sundaydev self insertKafhime is my last cope for planarcadia
My gamer girlfriend is extremely cute
>>557540128Only reason I would like to be Stelle is so I could watch the real thing in front of my eyes But Castorice gets the better juicy content so that's a better self insert.
I have like two guarantees saved up, when are they releasing the next girl with big cleavage?
>>557540242Beautiful momo
>>557539994If you don’t understand why these chars are in the booths, you are the unplayer.
>Kafhime>in the big 2026 ever lol
Post them Asia bros
>>557540321HSR is dead.Chinese don't like it anymore, they recognized it's more a marketing gag. All their money goes into promotion more than into the actual game.Hoyo managed to fuck it up, lmao.
>>557540281No they're about to enter Year 2 of JP content which has a ton of popular and meta Umas to roll for on top of the gibs drying up unless Global gets more gibs to compensate for the accelerated pace.Furthermore, MANT will kill a chunk of their playerbase like it did on JP.
>>557540310Hanami which was a reference to cherry blossoms
>>557539994hoyo is telling them: go on and play wuwa
>>557540227Beautiful Chinese woman.
>Official card game metaFAQ:>Firewife is way betterShe is the best NPC killer because she can one-shot but flops because of RNG on online>What about (2 star shitter card)They all suck, but Scott is at least fun
>>557540565I haven't played this yet, why is there so few characters. Looks boring
Total Madam Herta love
>>557540565>metacucking in a fuckin minigameholy shit, get some help
>>557540784It’s actually kinda fun, they’ll probably keep expanding the pool over the year
>>557540565Wtf herta's that good?
>>557540784It's dice roller simulator a gorillion characters won't make it better
What was meant by this
>>557539946Her patch shilling was good and i actually really ike Sparkle because of itI expected shitty reddit jokes [which we got] but they tried to give her more of a personality, so thats nice
>>557540506The fuck is a MANT?
>>557540478
>>557540419Pros:-will never judge your lifestyle-game gremlin libido (insatiable)-makes your dick look huge in comparison to her compact body-hacked your bank account for free money-flatCons-the smell-scratches you when you give her a bath-dick won't fit-hacked your bank account to C6R1 her favorite genshin-flat
>card game >most of the time is spent rolling dice
Future wife of Caelus waiting room
>>557541038retweet button is that second one on the bottom of each post, hope that helps
I was gonna ask a very important question but while scrolling down I forgot what it was.
>>557541164>t. fujo
so uh what teams use yao guang right now
Can you get Skott’s card if you don’t make him duel you at the start? Just curious since I saw you can skip that duel
>>55754117236E
>>557541296Archer
>>557541296archer
>>557541312This was my question
>>557541015Hey! She takes the bath!
>what is sunday's problem? is it him not having any relevance on the train?>no clearly its him not having a literally who general shipbaitwhynot even mad but more confused
>>557541095So is she a cutie maid or hagslop?
the problem with sunday is he was not executed
>>557541296Sparxie in CW
>>557541442Based on the one trailer, an older maid but not a hag
>>557541296Archer is the only team she isn’t a downgrade over Tribbie in right now. Gotta wait for more elation characters for now
>>557541534rip pinky toes
>>557541605I really hope they fix her model....
>>557541605
>>557541638How are you supposed to play her in archer teams? Do you want to skill every turn?I finally remembered what I wanted to ask btw
I'm so locked in I'm even willing to read these walls of poorly presented and irrelevant text that I usually always skip, kinocadia is winning bigly.
>>557541869STRICTEST MOTHER
I don't even want to attempt the King. This is bullshit.>5 cost>7 cost>3 cost
>>557541825Why? She is perfect as she is already.
>>557541923They stopped with the gay ass Shakespeare Poetry prose they did in amphoreus so I also started reading that shit.
>>557540892It's their next gameplay mode.>obsoletes the second gameplay mode released a few months ago>runs take over an hour>nothing but constant races over and over again>the meta is to feed the umas disgusting healthdrinks to keep them from falling apart from constant back to back races while they cry about how exhausted and in pain they are>not directly related but was prominent during the worst part of the meta where three umas dominated every single pvp event for several months so if you didn't have all three you were fucked; basically their ExodiaThis mode/period killed JP's momentum and it never managed to recover to the peaks it once had.
Nihilux wants to be Aha so she can live out her Aha x Akivili(TB) fanfic
Every shitposter in this thread. Could. Be. ME!
>>557542105Sorry, Nihilux, but pantyhose stays on
>>557541916I don’t think there’s much to it besides keeping her buff up
This is your girlfriend
My game keeps freezing when tribbie does a FuA in currency wars 2-4. Wtf is going on. The team I have is Yao Guang, mini herta, tribbie with ruan mei, jade and anaxa in the back. This has happened 5 times now and a full restart didn't fix it either. Can't even remove tribbie cause it says "cannot adjust in current state".
>>557542326Wife*
Is this Sparkle's humiliation ritual patch?
But what about Yunli?
>>557542363Yeah but also keep reading
Our relaunch failed but trust me when I say that schoolgirl Himeko will actually save the game.
>>557542039I already switched to just playing CM casually months ago
>>557542350sounds like corrupted files
>>557542474Himeko is unpopular, a SP is not gonna make her popular because people already accepted shes unpopular
>>557542419YUNLISEX
>>557540565If your character isn't represented in the card game it's because they simply aren't popular.
>>557542419Noobdy fckiung craes aoubt Unri!
>>557542636>>>>Yaoguang
>>557542363>>557542436Simpsons reference
Okay I 100% all the maps for Planarcadia and finished all the events that can be finished currently.I can say that it's a vast improvement compared to previous worlds. The sidequests actually does well of navigatingyou to places where you know you can get extra side stuff done.They did well on making the mario stuff to be a way for players to travel to certain places as it tricks playersinto not minding it as it makes you feel that it has to be done anyway. This is a big improvement as well because I thinkplayers do not love doing pure puzzles.A lot of the fluff sidecontent as well is nice to see because you get to see old characters. The main side event of the patch has youdo stupid stuff with the Belobog cast so that's also great to see.Overall, like the story, the side content is an easy 10/10 for me.
>>557542697Cope gweilo
>>557542697We all like Yao
>>557542512Smart move.
>>557542756... who is we
>>557542636Feixaio bros...we're the only main push not on the list. Aventurine took our spot
>>557542729Yep side stuff is a huge improvement
>>557542729Didn't ask?
>Got the diamond border againIs the new sparxie boss meant to be that weak to Fire/Superbreak??
>>557542841DHIL being a main push has truly been forgotten kek
>Chose Stelle...>Rolled Castorice e0s1>Rolled Cyrene e2s1 (+ bow skin)>Rolled Evernight e1>Rolled Firefly e2s1 (+ outfit)>Rolled Hysilens>Rolled Kafka e3>Rolled Black Swan e0s1>Rolled Robin e1s1>Rolled Sparkle e0s1>Rolled Constance e1s1>Rolled Acheron e2s1...>Took a selfie with Firefly>Chose Kafka in 3.0>Wearing Mem hat...What does this make me?
I like Yaoguang
>>557542943Dan3 is already on the list, he is effective DHIL representation
>>557543039>>Chose Kafka in 3.0zased
Sorry Yaoguang...but Feifei will probably get a rerun next patch, and I need those Eidolons
>>557542959Why are you hiding that it's Kektonas' video? Your boy is getting buttfucked so hard right now.
>>557543039Picking Kafka in 3.0 is canon because of her scenes later on, plus TB didn’t need to think about FF until 3.8
>>557542350Okay managed to get through the stage without triggering tribbie FuA and every the freeze never happened in the stages after that. So weird.
Cassie wife!
>>557543039You didn't mention if you helped Kafka and Blade or not so that makes you a fuckin newfag
why does life slumber?
Mywife love!
>>557543220Where is her nose
>>557543318Oh the Loufu quest where Blade gets mara sick? Where you can tell Kafka to fuck off? Where you get her boob pic?I told her not to go
The continued failure of Amphoreus.
This is so low quality and cheap it ends up being funny kek
>>557542959dont care about e-celebs but admittedly HSR and hoyo as a whole deserve most of the mockery it gets
>>557543176Oops. Didn't mean to put every there.
>>557543425Good anon, now you're based and Stellaron Hunter pilled.
>>557543348Bad bait
>>557543512I mean that is the purpose because that's the way a comedy brawl is animated in anime.
>>557539016>Himeko probably won and used her aeon minute to repair the trainWhy did Aha not repair the train at literally any time before since he's so in love with the Trailblaze
>>557543730wasn't he the one that bombed it in the first place
what is she teaching the children of planarcadia
>solve a music puzzle in dovebrook>the game accuses me of using a guide and won't give me any rewardwtf is this shit
>>557543159Both scenes in 3.0 can be canon at the same time, since not picking one doesn't stop it from very possibly happening off-screen anyway. Since TB cares about both Kafka and Firefly, it's only logical that he would bid farewell to both
>>557543810What? Screenshot?
Wait a second, this isn't *puts hand on chest*
>>557543938I missed my chance to screenshot it but I assume it's because the tutorial for this music stuff is later in the story
Peach
>slop side content>slop main story >slop planetPlanarslopdia. Jesus I can't believe the mario segments are the best part of this planet and they weren't even done well. Why tf is there not a cap on fall speed, you drop like a rock and your accel/decel is completely wrong.
>>557543808>cervical penetration isn't real, however ejaculating through the cervix is important for maximizing your chances of impregnation, so size does matter.>don't worry though, studies indicate that female orgasm stimulates the reproductive system in such a way as to promote ovulation and boost the chance of successful embedding.>So remember kids, if you're not hung, you should at least be handy and make sure she cums first.But miss spwakle, wha' abou' the fox?>Oh this? I can't read.
>>557544108More like best planet
>>557544191This is accurate
Fuck, Marry, Kill?
>new PFs up>nodobi in /hsrg/ post their clearDieded gayme dieded gerenal...
>>557543808>>557544191>"god I wish someone would impregnate me"
>>557544331Bwi it’s not time here yet
>>557543943Does Sparxie really love me?
Im really enjoying Sparkle's shilling here. Before i just wanted to have sex with her but now i like her as a character and i want to have sex with her
>>557544331It's too hard my e3 Arlan couldn't beat it so I gave up
>>557544331I'm American. I can't play it yet.
>>557544331South East Asians HATE Japan for what they did in WW2. We all quit because of Planarcadia
>>557544331Live in a better country
>>557544331we're all euros here
>>557544320Kill KillKillMarry Himeko or Hanya
Does anyone have the ost that plays in the cutscene where sparxicle teleports behind you with her new model
>>557544575this is the event minigame we need, Out Run with Yao
>>557540478I haven't done 3.7 on this account so I don't have the special RMC cone, literally one mob away
>>557544320fuck firefly (and keep her around as a side piece since she's desperate enough)marry fatsorice so I can keep fucking her tookill the pink cunt
>>557544638The JOBta
>>557544320Marry Rice
>Cyrene's card is the last one you unlock in the eventNot fair...
>>557544715In my defense this is E0S0 Jobta, it's definitely doable when I'm this close
>>557544320Im not a contrarian so fuck, kill, marry
There is literally no logical reason to hate Cyrene
>>557544924This
>>557544848You can play vs people at least
>>557540857no, she's shit, it's just a biased list
>>557542636But that would imply Acheron is popular
>>557544385She loves the condom money you send her; that's for sure.
>>557544991Logic: Her voice is grating and forced
>>557545030Yeah plus there's some overworld duels I missed.
>>557544638>doll HertaBro...why did you skip?
>>557540321>HSR is popular>I hate it and quit playing>HSR is unpopular>I enjoy it and start playing againFinally, I've been waiting for this.
>>557545216Doll Herta is better
>>557544320I'm pretty sure its March but its like 20% CyreneFuck MarchKill CasMarry Firewife
How's Sporkle for a Herta team?
>>557545338Bad. Just use RMC
my death was greatly exaggerated...
>>557545338>doesn't attackDogshit and RMC is literally right there with AOE ult and EBA
>>557544991True
>>557545307It is march everyones killing march apparently
>>557544320Lose my virginity to marchCastoriceMarry Cutefly
>Want to pull>Literally every current banner is worthless dogshitGreat gameplan Hoyo
OUR FVARKING HEROES
>>557545552Here to remind you silver wolf won't be stronger than Evernight.You will remember me.
>>557540321Saint told you. You didn't listen
>>557544991True>>557545193Also kinda true...
Castorice >>>
>Did eulaschizo forget that australia and new zealand bros are able to try the new pure fiction now too>>557544320Marry FireflyFuck MarchFuck Castorice
>>557545552You can build a full DoT team and clear every game mode with the current banners.
>>557545606>that dude that brings his bf to the hang out
>He bought into elation?>Release Irontomb in AA
>>557544991But Amphoreus killed the game.
>>557545540Ok and...?
>>557545840Devilish
Post YFW nothing happens on Nov 12th
>>557544991>Cute>and Canon>Very sexy body>Lovely pink hairYou need to be extremely gay or trans to hate on her
>>557545606And Mydei... and Phainon...
What's the solution to this music puzzle? I tried inputting the colors normally and in reverse but it doesn't work
Castorice won and you are seething
Imagine how stuffy Silver Wolf's feet get after a few straight days of lazing around gaming.
>>557545987... and Castorice...
>>557545990Lmao bro can’t solve a puzzle for 12 yr old Chinese children
>>557545840Millions of skill points will be slurperd in 4.2, there's a reason they have been saving him.
>>557545990https://x.com/GenshinNora43/status/2023011485476401185
>>557545606Shame on you for cropping out my wife! Without her assistance, Lygus would have raped us.
>>557545606>Jobber>Jobber>Did nothing>Gigajobber
>>557545990bro the blue cube tells you what to do if you go near it
>>557545796>>557545606>theimmortalheir is back
>>557546132Their jobbing helped Cyrene nurture the (re)creator of the universe, it's fine.
>>557545606And rice... and mydei... and phainon...ciBRICK did something, probably
>>557544320Marry Swannie (Swannie WIFE!)Make sweet love to Swannie (Swannie LOVE!Live my life with Swannie by my side (Swannie LIFE!)
>>557546017Won the calling you her friend in a valentines letter award
>>557546082>>557546158Thanks guys. In my defense I had no idea the cubes changed color every time you warped and I thought that was the clue
our heroes
>>557546112I love fish wife!
>>557545980>>557544991Cyrene Status: Forgotten, dumped, moved on fromMarch status: thriving, vibing, by our side
>>557546164Who?
>>557546263... and Stelle... and Castorice... and Cipher...
>>557546263Kot love
>>557545606imagine jobbing 33,550,336 times
Star rail for this feel?
So I got ahold of the 4.1 beta and on a private server, and I checked Anomaly Arbitration for fun, and apparently our conductor Pom-Pom will be getting an Angry Mecha Giant form, I didnt play the fight as I dont want to spoil myself but the description says it is Pom-Pom himself and that he became a giant robot and went rogue and is forcing everyone to clean like its WashtopiaSo now that makes the 3rd Giant(ess) character now that appears in the main story, after Cyrene and Sparxie
>>557546235...which is conveniently missing from the other languages
I LOVE SPARXIE
I think it would be really obvious himeko won the games 15 years ago and told aha to fix the astral express which would explain why an aeon construct was fixed by a single woman, yet if they don't write it that way i would be disappointed since thatw ould make sense
>>557546291No one that likes march would say those mean things about her sister
>>557546268
>>557546235EN localization is not canon.
>>557546268Stelle tanked that
>>557546291Imagine the meltdowns if we win the phantasmtypemoon games and use our one minute to bring back cyrene
What songs would a singing Robin doll play if you squeezed her?
>>557546271I bricked my account by choosing the wrong song. It's over...
>>557546268Do Stellebros really??
>>557546490Unfortunately they said no paths can interfere with her looping.
>>557545606>>557545796Mydei is an honorary woman btw
green == for (Me)it's that shrimple
>>557546650
>>557540478The Jobta can't full score Swarm
>>557546268huh...
>>557546387There's the furry cartoon where they make a robo pompom so I'm guess it's related
*PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP*
Reina Ueda is going off as Sparkle and Sparxie this patch, she’s trying even harder than she did in Penacony
okay im starting to like chinkslop woman
I haven't played the whole story yet but fuck TB is such a loser, you get your ass handed to you by every single playable character that shows up on screen
> loose third 50/50 in a rowfuck this gay ass piece of shit game
welt is homesick in his dreams :(
Cassie WIFE
>>557547010gato spotted
>>557546230>>557546268>>557546291>>557546593>>557546871Worst posters itt
>>557547005hes just like me fr....
school of fish
>>557546917Would you, a 25yo Sunday, marry a 1700yo hag?
>>557547010Who was the biggest waste of an anniversary spot? This thing or Mancheron?
>>5575471404+6=2
And has anyone figured out how to get past this yet?
>>557547005Unc was dreaming about the red head too and had to remind himself himeko isn't her
>>557547231Silver Wolf
>>557546960Don't worry somewhere down the line the writers remembered TB was throwing down with Irontomb last time they fought
>>557547140@grok Put her in a schoolgirl outfit
>>557547231Seele
>>557547005>>557547295I can smell a bittersweet ending from a mile away here
>>557540478the hoyolab clear page btw
>>557544320Kill all of them
>>557546961NO REFUNDS
>>557547295They look pretty similar and they have crazy red hair so understandable>>557547442>>557547295when Silver Wolf visited the express he kept looking at her since she looks like loli Broyna (hi3)I don't remember if bronie and welt ever interacted in hi3
>>557547286Flip the lever so there's no hole outside the room. Then keep running left (out of the portal room) and there's a stretch of ice for you to build up speed on. You should be able to figure it out from there.
>>557547364Is that so, I'll keep playing then, because so far you lose to literal gyarus in the academy then you get your head shoved into water by a frail-looking pink haired girl
>>557547442There's too many death flags I can't take it seriously
>>557547231True HSR fans acknowledge as the best anniversary unit since she's the only non HI3 slop.
>>557543804I look like this
>>557547627this entire game is a hi3 spinoffit is by definition "hi3 slop"
>>557547483>E0 evernight 40kToo easy, I don't trust these devs...
Okay is Yao Guang a Sunday yume's self insert??? lmao
fuck my chud nigger life
>>557547758It's all her sig and E0S1 Hyacine
>>557547764She is a Jade beauty and mary sue
>>557547231>Some people still care about Castorice whether due to her autism or drawing her with TB>Mancheron gets no new fanart and nobody cares about her
>>557547764Sort of? She's basically acting like the older woman in a relationship that makes more than him
>67% of the time we don't take over by force :)lmao
>>557547764yao is chinese propagandasunday is a industry plant
>>557547931>older woman in a relationship that makes more than himgiwtwm
>>557547679zaunie...
St. Freya... home..AT LEAST IT WAS UNTIL THE HONKAI FUCKED IT UP!
I want to go back home....P.S: Bronya RABUUU!
Acheron cock... yummy
>>557547970They were probably uncivilized cultures like space islam or space hinduism
>>557548147Swannie...
>>557547896name a chink general that isn't a mary sue
Swannie LOVE!
>>557548147Stelle...
>>557548147Acheron's speech is degrading even further...
>>557547970they saw how beautiful pearl was and swore loyalty immediatelyand the other 33% was opal's doing
Guys I'm thinking that himekos dad might be dead and that his body is currently being parasitized by either an heliobi or a SUGARWhat are your theories
>>557548198Arlan
Damn this game is actually dead isn't it?
Swannie, my eternally beloved...
>>557547931
>>557548381I think the popular theory is that the actual Himeko is dead
>>557548469Yao Guang killed it...
>>557548381I think them specifically explaining strangelings to the degree they did means either he or himeko or both are strangelings
>finish 4.0 story>fun twists everywhere>actual character death >noir mystery >a literal school shooting/massacre >everyone is doomposting about it Why?
>Himeko died in hi3>Himeko is also actually dead in HSRfvark....
Perfect China wife
Good Afternoon boysExcept for Amphoreus niggersThey arc killed HSR
>>557548573Contrarians. I also enjoyed it.
>>557548573only the amphoreusjeets are doing that
>>557548632Based
>>557548573>>actual character death
>Found Vita's gundam in the storage roomWhere is she???
>>557548749She's in the IPC files
Phainon cock... yummy
>>557548469Amphoreus killed the game Planarcadia is sovl but sadly people left after Shartphoreus
>finish 2.0 story>fun twists everywhere>multiple character deaths>noir mystery>literal psychological horror>everyone is doomposting about itWhy?
>>557548573As a powerscaler Sparxie is a total disappointment that brings a bunch of a antifeats and plot induced stupidity.
>>557548147dreammaster....
Phainon pussy... yummy...
>>557548817
>>557548787>>557548872Mydei...
>>557548817Troon on troon is a thing?
What if we will get to choose between two options when we become Aha revive Himeko or make Amphoreus real?
>>557548680AmphoreusSCHOLARS love HSR though?
>>557548573Who's doomposting except salesjeets?
>>557548749holy booba...
mystery nigga...
>>557548973this, why would I suddenly hate planarcadia? it's cool
>>557548965I doubt that first thing is real in the first place.
>>557548965The real Aha will grant both wishes because doing what people don’t expect is the ultimate joke.
>acheron>man
>>557548965There's no way they'd write it like that lmao
Have you noticed how Amphoreusniggers have an inferiority complex?
>now that I got E6 Daniel from the selector event I officially maxed every single 4-starnew 4 stars when?!
>>557548965>make Amphoreus real?Bro it's already in progress why would you waste aeonhood on that?
>>557540341Huh?And that leak that said nobody was pagbait?Leakers being leakers?
Now that we see the fourth line for the relics it is now the right time to actually trash or keep them right?
>>557549165I’ve noticed you constantly seethe about them.
>>557549193Hopefully never, I want my pull rebates
>>557548749There's a Stah Jumpah side quest after the main story.
>>557549102You said the same thing twice
>>557549165What I've noticed is you trying to stir shit here day in day out
Is E0 Tribbie better than a 2nd nihility for E0 Acheron in PF?
>>557548965That won't happen because it would a choice that it actually matters.Also Himeko's will revive when they fuse both of the Planarcadias or whatever.
>>557549193vodka girls in hsr when?
some of the hidden paths in these platformer sections are fucking mindbending, I love it
>>557549298honestly just give it a try, it sounds miserable either way
Who's better for Archer? E1 Trib or E0 Yao Chong
March's distractingly round big small breasts were too much for me this patch
>>557549308Unfortunately the devs don't care about them or Teri
>>557549298No lmaoE0 Tribbie is Acheron's worst harmony support, and with Cipher release it is never worth for E0 Acheron to use a harmony.E1 changes everything.
>>557545216Doll Herta is the sexiest character in the game, fuck youStill working on getting her build up to the standard it should be though
>>557546268Someone woke up and drew this btw
Why is Sparkle Blanco not rollable yet, I don't care about ching chong 35
>>557548965>or make Amphoreus real?Lol no
>>557549343>I bet I can get on top of the screen like in the old mario bros games>actually can
>>557549465because the CCP said you NEED a chink for chinese new year or ELSE
March won
>>557549561firefly lost
I am.... forgotten
>>557548836Can you fill me in?
>>557549648Good
urbanslop will never beat a kino setting like amphoreus
>Himekos "dad" says she's deadmost obvious red herring of all time
why did they make the beloved, fan favorite, face of the franchise character such a fucking brick?were they planning to simply pump and dump fate fans and hoping they'd stay anyways?
>>557549546CPP can suck my cock
>>557549698>nobody took the bait so he has to start falseflagging to stir shit
greekslop isn't kino, its overused
>>557549561Went from sibling to pagbait in 6 months.
>>557549771it worked on you, didn't it?
>>557549771>were they planning to simply pump and dump fate fans and hoping they'd stay anyways?yes
>im outplaying you>no im outplaying you>no im outplaying>no im the one outplaying outThis was cringe desu
>Another pink woman arcsigh...
>>557549885just as keikakued
>comfy thread>suddenly tribalism againUh oh a certain someone wake up
>>557549885Eh she needed something she was coming across as a 2nd robin before this point
>>557546291Not forgotten and waiting for the big return
>>557549965*smooch*
>>557549837...for secondaries who didn't play 1.4
>>557548573If its so good why its flopping?
>>557550103no one wants to roll for chink generalsthey are all saving for sparxie
>>557549771making archer the free and also the absurdly strong unit was an odd choice
>>557550103see how it's only the salesjeets
will zero be playablewill the herald dude be playablewill graphia be playable
>>557550103Shamiko is a lesbian btw, she'd be a good fit for HSR
>why its flopping
>>557549771Huohuo novaflare will save her, trust
im a lesbian thanks to hsr
>>557550202imprisonedred herringdead
fuck off I picked washtopia
f*f* belongs in the trash
>>557550163>You dont understand, this planet is so fucking good that for some reason everyone stopped spending money and stopped playing the game
>>557550287TRVKE
>>557550202hell nowill job like Sparxienpc of all npcs names, are we serious
>>557550253blade...
>>557550202Graphia feels like a no unsure on the rest
>>557550297always the salesjeets
we all love fofo hereif you don't like it you can leave
fofo haters will be the first to claim her when she's given for free, they NEED her
i love fofoi love sparkle
who thje fuck is fofo
>>557550453I have Hyacinthia, I don't need the rat
f*f*'s ugliness can almost be matched by sp*rxie
>fofo haters>worthless shitposting touristsevery time
anyone here trains?
Why didn't Hibana stream on Valentine's Day... No...
>>557550654You knew what you signed up for when you subscribed
what was up with the random cuckbaiting they did with ashveil?
>>557548573hoyo fatigue
>>557550632I'm here every day and I hate fofo
>>557549449She's CUTE, Jade is HOT. Big difference
im here every day and i love fofo
>>557549669In general Sparxie wouldn't have lasted 30 seconds if the supplicants being above the law rules applied to the TB or anyone was serious.>March subconsciously wanted to fall into Sparxie's illusion so Evernight did nothing >Welt broke free of the mind control but just played along for a while>TB needing help from Himeko and Sparkle to deal with a memetic virus when their remembrance powers though diminished weren't dependent on Mem being around>We easily beat an empowered Sparxie anywaysIt's just feels like there's no good justification for such a weak enemy to hog that much screentime, gave me the same vibes as Skott during the Fate collab.
>>557550758no>>557550824we all do
this game needs more of a paimon element if you know what I mean
>>557550738The what?
>>557550738I forgot Ashveil existed, qrd?
>>557550871>>557550906this for example
*puts hand over chest*Wuwa and EOSfield flopped.*removes hand from chest*
sporkle does mukbangs too...
>>557551034If they are flopping then what its happening to us?
>>557551028I haven't done that quest but I'm not seeing it off that line
>>557551028Serval only fucks blood related men so that won't work anyway
>>557551042why is this cop like this?
wait guys what if they're gonna change all the ugly piss-colored trees into beautiful sakura trees in 4.2
>>557551034>>557551171Why didn't you just put this in the same post? Why bother replying to yourself?
>>557550640Yeah, what do you want to know?
>>557551273retard
>>557551028I hope they homobait this disgusting sexpest
>>557551247>she's a hag that watches streams everyday>yuu kobayashiBros... I'm in love
Are we ready to lose one final time?
>>557551267I can't believe a fucking tree mindbroke millions, who gives a shit
>pantyhose seam>pantieswe are so back
>>557551028Seriously? I don't mean it in a strictly mean insulting way, but you have a brain issue when it comes to this
>>557551267
>then what its happening to us?
>>557551267>april>sakura blossom periodHoly shit they really got fucked over from this
>>557551415meant for >>557551374
>Who is Asat Pramad disguised as>Who is Aha disguised asWhat will Shaoji's brilliant mind have in store for us?
>>557551374A tree that was never even shown to be a sakura tree to begin with
>>557551502you were aha the whole time
>>557551502Asat is disguised as Sampo who happens to be Aha.
>>557551583This pov and her look feels lewd
>>557551171go to bed saar or you won't get the best cow shit curry in the morning
>>557551502Asat = TBAha = Narrator
>>557543039AGP
>>557551502That new hot female NPC is probably AsshatAnd Sampo is probably Aha
>>557551374It's ugly
Aha is disguised as a worm and is currently residing inside Ashveils rectum
>>557551502Asat Pramad is the moonAha is Evanescia
>>557551502Asat is SampoAha never actually existed
>>557551705There is literally a worm emanator of Aha. In lore.
>>5575510284.1 is his and Stelle patch. He'll focus on raccoon puss soon
>>557551659Am I AGP if I really want to be Cerydra and get chained up and hooked up to a milking machine running at max power until I squirt
>>557551803I was hoping I was the only one that read that
>>557540227who's the author?
>>557551861No, unless you want to get fucked in your pussy
>>557551583Chrysos heirs don't belong in Japan.
Need status? HER.
>>557551803I am not crazy! I AM NOT CRAZY!WORMSCHIZO PUT THAT IN THERE I KNOW HE DID!!!
>>557551803>There is literally a worm emanator of AhaSampo?
>>557551769That would be quite the elating gag
>>557551883You guys didn't know the Aha worm thing?
>>557551967wormhero won the culture war
>>557551267thats my wife btw
>>557551832>2.1 is Aventurine talking to himself for 5 hours>3.1 is Mydei fucking Phainon for 5 hoursNot looking for Smelle...
Bros I’m like 4 hours in and I don’t think I’ve seen a black screen
no one is rolling for your green rat
>>557551951I don't have Fofo.
>>557551917I want to be Cerydra and get fucked in all three holes, I'm completely neutral on which one it isHowever I mostly want to be her and get toyed with
>>557551951...
>>557551972No, there was a small worm on some random buttfuck planet in the middle of nowhere that Aha decided to make an emanator for the lulz and gave it god strength and planet sized.
>>557551803His name? SAMPO KOSKI
Pearl is uglyThere I said it
>>557551912https://x.com/mtF9oHlVXz15084/status/2023037367716855954
>>557551379
>>557552174No, Aha gave it a fuckton of intelligence just to see if the worm could join the Genius SocietyIt couldn't
>>557552143seems like agp then sisteri'd fuck you btw
>>557552206Ugly AND boring
>>557552248Ass too small also the panties should be white
This nigga lookin' ZESTY
>>557551861>>557552143been a while since this one
>>557552043>>557551267plapping
supiki
The name of the worm? Veritas Ratio.
>>557552248>no crotch seam>pantsu not white
How badly will they brick Evenesia for the sin of being Japanese? They already robbed her of her place as the Ani Push, will they make her an Aglea tier shitter as well?
>>557552350>Ass too smal
Lil Gui got powercrept as a streamer
>>557552379
I wanna be Cerydra for extremely lewd reasons, ama
hyacine just destroyed me, what are the meta dice comps?
>>557552379supiki DEEZ NUTS in yo mouth
>>557552095Black screen have barely been a thing starting 3.2, don't know why people keep bringing them up
>>557552378sex with this bunny
>>557552021>Aha gave all his powers to a worm>there's a wyrm train on Planarcadia >there's a huge dragon serpent wrapped around a tower that serves as the icon for the planet for TB quests>there's a new readable with a fable about how a serpent bit off Aha's head or something>in that character design interview from 2 years ago it said Sampo's design is meant to evoke a snake theme This will all come together at some point I just can't prove it
>>557549561Funny how Evernight kinda foreshadowed this.
>>557552450Gui is 1000000% gonna be in sparkxie trailer.
>>557552453a hecking CRYER
perfectly small tits
>>557543039I don't know what it makes you, but I do know what it doesn't make you. A woman. And you never will be
>>557552604I am a biological man and I have bigger tits than Pearl
I thought the Vita references were just going to be easter eggs for those who knew but she might actually show up at this rate.
>>557552604Why does an intellitron need any breasts at all?
>Sparkle is used goods
>Zander Two KuwabaraXDD
>>557552682Lay off the candy, fatso
>>557552324Love you too anon
>>557552739That's OUR eminator right there
>>557552779Only fun joke the planet desu
Would you choose to turn into Sparxie?
>>557552779that was pretty funny honestly
>>557552453chuwayo>>557552491mmnyo
>>557552827*smooch* good girl
>>557552483Try March or Madam Herta.
Do they bring up the Aha is missing thing at all in this patch because I'm like 3 hours in and haven't seen it mentioned.
>>557552847yes
>>557552929I was using herta, but hyacine was stacking strength (she had 36 at the end)
>>557552778My fault. Sorry
>>557549771Don't invest in the horse collab unless Saber gets a huge novaflare.
>>557552847Her body isn't quite as sexy as Cerydra's for me, but I'd still enjoy doing just about everything I want to do if I had Cerydra's body so absolutely yes
>>557552847Yes
Do zoomers even know how reflections work?Do they realize the reflection in the dovebrook river isn't an actual reflection in real time?These are the people claiming this planet is good btw
>>557552847It wouldn't be so bad...
>>557553057vidya reflections are lost technology
>>557553051It sounds like you don't want to DO much of anything as Cerydra anon. It sounds like you want big strong manly men to do stuff to you while you can't do anything at all to stop them
>>5575530572026 and mihoyo games besides ZZZ on PS5 still don't have proper ray tracing. ZZZ on PC has some basic RT Global Illumination, but the reflestions are shallow. HSR has nothing. Fucking hell, get on with the times Mihoyo...
hehe phainyon and mydei will appear together until iOS
>3/4ths of HSRs male playerbase was infected with AGP through playing HSRMemetic viruses and warfare are real and you are victims. seek help
Question for all the AGPnons here, what would you want to do most if you got turned into Sparxie
>Sparkle dropping slurs againkek
>>557553057>4.0 is bad because... Uh because the mirror are bad or something This is a new low for doomposters
I think Planarcadia is better than Amphoreus.
>>557551171keeek remember when honbabs were making fun of Genshin 6.0 cuz Lauma only reached #4 or #5 in CN and that it "flopped"Sweet karma
>>557553170The more complicated something becomes the more difficult it is to replicate. Should I make a food analogy?
>>557553057That's called a joke btw
Anyone have a webm/gif of Sparkle squirming while pinned during that scene?
>>557553397You just say "doesn't count" for every other criticism of the game anyways.
>>557553428I think your are dumb and baiting.
>>557553262
>>557553428Many people (who actually play the game) are saying this
>>557553469Was too lazy to loop it properly but yeah
>>557553428Everyone does
>>557553428Uh oh amphojeet (singular) didn't like this one
>>5575534284.0 is better than 3.0 but as a whole hard to say when the Planarcadia shit barely got started
>>557553538RAPE
Planarcadia is pretty good so far, it's also ok that Yaoguang is a mary sue it's ok when she does it.
>>557553428>comparing 6 hours of story to 50+ hours
>>557553230Actually, there's a lot I'd want to do if I had Cerydra's body, it's just that I would want at least a couple of hours per day of that being done to me tooIf I was Cerydra, I'd spend hours a day training my body to handle oxygen deprivation by riding a dildo while holding my breath as much as possible, pole dancing with a vibrator forced through my cervix for stamina training, and a lot moreWould like to mention I'd also like machines and tentacles in addition to just cocks
>Planarcadia is better>why?>...Happens every 30 minutes or something
I liked this patch
>>557553478What are your other issues with 4.0, besides that particular mirror not working? Care to list at least some of them?
>>557553428If it is so better why is flopping?
>>557553428storytelling is much better I'll give them thatstill feels like Penacony 2 thorandom parties meeting up for their own agenda and the city/dream-like/overdone memes
>>557553435yes, food analogies are preferable to gen z and alpha
>>557553057they gave the STACYta a mirror
numbers are fake
why do all the enemies still look the same
>>557553661I like her banter with fugue makes me think of two aunties not sure how to feel about her specifically though I'll give it some more time
Yao is such a mary sue its insane, why can she just read people's minds and see through Sunday's harmony mind speak even though her power has nothing to do with that
>>557553671>Through my cervix Oh you're just a porn brained gooner. That's a shame.
>>557553838Every general is a Mary Sue
>>557553807hsr devs cannot be bothered to make anything but reskins
uh oh ttrannoid melty
>>557553734Dont forget random """assassination""" cliffhanger at the end kekHell even the map looks like penacony
>>557553724blandphoreus had the lowest sales in the entire game
>>557553724It's not flopping. This is now the standard amount of sales to expect after Amphoreus killed the game.
I love Evernight
no really why is sparkle racist tho
Also on an extra note, would like to mention that Cerydra is a rare character that is a completely perfect match for my degenerate fantasiesThere are plenty of good matches in HSR, but Cerydra is the only perfect one in this game as far as I can remember
>>557553702When compared to 3.0, it has better pacing, introduced the new world way better and more fluidly, has characters I actually care about, it's way less verbose, it's fun and doesn't sniff it's own farts, it comes with a map that is fun to explore and it didn't feel like a fucking slog in general. But none of it probably counts, of course, so it's worse
>>557553898Actually that would be Yao Guang
>>557553807>all the enemies, story, and locations are clearly hastily remade from prior assets Blame Taiwan.
ENTER
So does himeko know oswaldo?
>>557553702Sparkle screentime > No Sparkle screentimeHope this helps.
Twinning~
>>557553898That's penacony actually
>>557553898Not for long...
>>557553724
>>557553724Because Yao is a support for an archetype that doesn't exist?Are you going to ask this every 10 minutes now?
>same 2 higgers seething about amphoreus nonstopman this general is always so much better when they're away
How long would it take for me to do the 4.0 story? I quit after beating 3.0 because it was just too long for such an uninteresting patch
>>557554082that says hours
>>557553671You can't penetrate someone's cervix without permanently damaging damaging, tearing it. That literally only happens in hentai. Have you never felt one before?
>>557553668I never liked analphoreus at any point all that much
CHINA NUMBA WAN
>>557554123It's quite long around the same length as 3.0
>>557553986I had to force myself to take breaks because anyone paying attention would not be able to care about Sparxie as an antagonist.You just like the penacony cast I think.
>>5575541238 hours
>>557553841You slightly misunderstand, I would be an extreme masochist with Cerydra's bodyI know it would be painful and very possibly injure me, but I want it for the sheer rush it would give rather than a misguided belief of more pleasure
>>557553838>and see through Sunday's harmony mind speak even though her power has nothing to do with thatSundays tuning is a power given to him by Xipe/the harmony path. Path Power IS imaginary energy. Yao Guangs shtick is being able to read and predict the future by making sense of imaginary energy via her special "eye" given to her by Lan, who also uses imaginary energy.
>>557554059Oswaldo used to be an AE member.
>>557554040No wonder she's flopping.
>>557553428Everyone thinks this.
>all the cop accessories are just textureskek
>>557554194>>557554204Is the presentation better than 3.0's story? Or a total yapfest about stuff that no one cares about?
>>557554302Renata I'm curious do you have brown nipples?
>>557554276That was likely before the express crashed onto Planarcadia
Thread was being chill, so it really is just one retard stirring shit up then
>>557554370That doesn't look like Himeko
>>557554379It's better and you are going to be reading a lot this is a game where you have to read
>>557553723enemy reskins of penacony (again)minigames are uninspired storytelling presentation is still dull and flaccidalmost the exact same foundation as penacony with sunday showing up againthe realm of elation is stock unity city pixelslop is shoved in and out of place livestreamer slop put to the front instead of a side-joke like with little guichinese wank with more prophesized deaths and schrodinger's destiniesI can chalk some of these things up to personal taste but if you like planarcadia, you're probably just a pig who loves eating slop.
>>557554276Yea but how long ago? It's confusing to me was he a member pre himeko restarting it before aha crashed it? Why does she not mention her coworker is now a genocidal capitalist if so
>>557553428The ending of 4.0 already matched the heights of Amphoreus for me (3.3) so i’m actually excited for what they have in store.I just hope it’s not the Penacony trap of having a hot opening then falling off a cliff, but since we’re splitting the story across 2 different planets this time that should hopefully help the presentation and overall storytelling.
>>557554370why do they keep a bust of himeko around in school
>>557554385I am not Renata.But no my nipples are pink.
Kafka, Himeko and March have been called beautiful, pretty and cute canonically by (you) btw
>>557553986Had a better understanding of titans and coreflames than the ritual and the masks you people just say stuff and pretend everyone agrees with you unless someone replies calling you a retard
>>557554494Proof?
>>557554379Better but the game is a "yapfest" now.
>>557554510It's all true to be fair.
>>557554510>no hebesIs mc gay?
>>557554402>>557554448Maybe we will find out about that when we go to Astropolis, if they even mention Oswaldo that is
>>557540478I'll do mine this evening. Gonna be busy whole day because of chink new year
>>557554223Its not about "possibly injuring" yourself. It just can't be done. It doesn't just open if you put enough pressure on it. The only time the cervix CAN open is during a very long process over the course of the last few weeks of pregnancy. Regardless if you even tried to push hard enough against the cervix nothing would happen, the object you're shoving there would just slip into the little pocket area that exists behind/below it. You'd know this if you'd ever fingered a girl
>>557554434I don't mind reading as long as the game has good dialogue, I'll give it a shot tonight then thanks anon
>>557554510>all other hags are actually ugly wrinkly fossilshmmm
>>557554418was it marco?
>>557554574I will not post a picture of my nipple on 4chan.org
this is a pretty girl
>>557554726no one says this
We bully skott because we love him
3.0 had Mem therefore it's better than 4.0
>>557554370>from 15 years agoHow old is Himeko again?
It legitimately feels like I played a different patch than everyone else here. I thoroughly enjoyed myself the entire time. Legit I'd feel like people would doompost even if it was a truely flawless patch, by pointing out like, the fucking coconut milk macha coffee you can get had a low poly model or some shit
>>557554726>girlcanonically 32 years old now
Which Xianzhou general is the most weak to anal?
bros...https://x.com/ACTMODECSMAX/status/2022888589731004430?s=20
>>557554806Caelus does>>557554856i thought she was older
>>557554370>>557554427Am I crazy or does that almost look like Kafka more
>>557554726Everyone says Himeko is a pretty and sexy and attractive woman
>>557553538This but 2x faster
>>557554717Post it on catbox.moe
>>557554853Not everyone likes the same thing, and that's okay.
>>557554853Well yeah they're shitposters
>>557554856>canonically 32 years oldToo young
>>557554223You're cute anon. Id violently penetrate your cute Cerydra cervix three time a day <3
>>557554510And we've called Dan hung handsome
>>557554653Fine, let me phrase it like this then: if I had Cerydra's body I'd force in an oversized vibrator all the way to the base and poledance with it running at max power until I collapsed from exhaustion as a form of stamina training, is that better
>>557554862Of the ones we've seen yao I guess I don't see fei having issues there
>>557554853If you disliked 3.7 I don't care about your opinion.No shit you love the Sparkle and fart planet.
>>557554853Shitposters love to hate this game.
>>557555019that's right
>>557555053Yes. Then I'd make your quivering, exhausted body take my cock in all three holes.
>>557555081What does she say to Smelle?
>>557554202>You just like the penacony cast I thinkNah, not particularly. Sparkle was good this patch, but she wasn't as interesting to me as Tingyun, Silver Wolf and Himeko finally getting screentime. Sparxie did feel a bit annoying, but I can understand what they were trying to do with her and it was okay. Ashveil was also kind of interesting, hope they don't fuck him up in the next patch. The only actual issue I had with this patch was the obvious Mary Sue-ness of Yaoguang, but if anyone isn't used to this at this point - it's their fault
Also INB4 Skott is Planarcardia's final boss and the fight ends with his defeat but him keeping enough of the strength and changes to have playable-tier powers and design
>>557554108yes they are, its all they know
Almost like people who don't like the old characters won't care about them having screentime.
>>557555159
>>557555274>Skott is Planarcardia's final bossFucking never.
>>557553807they do something similar in hi3 but honestly they just kept using honkai beasts for so long you couldn't tell anyway
>>557554370
We don't talk about the 22nd July of 1984...
>>557554440I can only give you the Unity City and the China Wank out of the points you listed. Everything else is either completely subjective opinion (pixels, vtubers, Penacony foundation, minigames), or has been improved upon when compared to previous planets. You wanted even more improvement on those? It's a miracle that they did what they did already. Not enough and is all just "slop" to you? Then why are you still here?
>>557555298The old character I like hasn't appeared yet so I don't care
>>557555369Love my mom
>>557553807They spent the effort AI genning 2d jpg walls for the city.
>>557555081Holy groomer if she was a highschool teacher no doubt she would fuck her students
So roll for Sparxie before Yao?
This general has way too many women, biological or not.
>>557553807Most of the budget was spent relaunching ZZZ a third time please understand
>>557555465Love my mem
>>557555620More like asking other games to shill HSR in their twitter
Got max rank with Cyrene's card, embarrassing all the Firefly noobs.
I might be biased because I want to be Cerydra and get milked, but I believe Cerydra probably makes the most milk per volume unit of tit out of the entire HSR cast, possibly out of Hoyo's entire roster as a wholeMaybe not the most milk period, but relative to size she makes the most
>>557555582
>>557554564What didn't you understand?
>>557555574roll neither Sparxie nor Yao
how many more patches do i have to wait for Vita?
I am a man
>>557555440>You wanted even more improvement on those? It's a miracle that they did what they did already.Yes? After the middling reception of Amphoreus, 4.0 was the time to really put in the effort to pull people back in. That + the extra two weeks of delay? At this point the game is just on a downwards trend forever. Recovering a playerbase only happens when something like 1.x -> 2.0 happens and that just didn't happen.
I wish I was Cerydra specifically
Beat 3.8, probably one of the best updates in the game next to P-Cony and Ampho 3.4 and 7, I hope they do more updates like these, cause this was really fucking good
kill all f*f*posters and qq posters. And that one weirdo
I am Cerydra
>>557555737rape
>>557551267That's Silver Sex's Sakura blossom chudette.
>>557555882Good taste
>>557555882>I hope they do more updates like theseI hope you mean in the actual planet storyline and not as a retcon after one year
>>557555892>And that one weirdoWhich one?
I like how much more dense it (Planarcadia) is in comparison to Amphoreus which felt wider and thus emptier for no particular reason, a lot of the corridors/hallways in the overworld didn't need to be that wide. There was 0 purpose for them to be as wide as they are.
Penacony was only good in 2.1 and 2.6
>>557550821Herta is both to an extreme degree, I want to ruthlessly fuck that puppet and then cuddle her for hours
>>557555882Great taste my fri->trailsnvm
Penacony was never good. Sorry to say.
>>557556041With the titankin and everything I get why a lot of places were really wide It’s just those loading doors that drove me insane
We fucking hate trails niggers
why is sparxie getting raped
>>557556070>banana slop(You)
Nyo...
>>557556241sorry my bad
>>557555081>>557555316Based bisexual mom
>>5575561782.0 was cool but they couldn't deliver after
>>557556178Every spanish speaker says this.
>>557555882Great taste my fri->trails>starts sucking your gock
The battle of flops kek
>>557556230/hsrg/ is rightful Trails, Fate, Uma Musume, Frieren, Fortnite and Lies of P clay now
guys, I've got a feeling she's taught some kids some bad things
I'm a day 1 player, and I think Planarcadia sucks ass. It looks hideous and cheap, the enemies are 90% reskins, the story was essentially just a Sparkle character quest shoved into the MSQ. Elation is a giga-greedy exodia bullshit all over again which is hardly appealing, there are still no 4*'s in sight, the dice minigame sucks, the current banners are boring, and so on.I'm going back to Endfield.
So far it's Non-Shaoji slop > Planarcadia > Penacony >>>> Amphoreus >>557556280Daybreak 2 and CS3 are the worst games I played in my life
>>557556339Bye
>>557556279Mentira cochina
>We fucking hate trails niggers
>>557556179Yeah but not like they were everywhere, mostly localized to certain parts of the map. Guess to keep aesthetic cohesion between areas.
>>557556315I thought you were beefing with enstars now for some reason
>>557556315did you stay up or get up early saar?
I have a theory. I think I can see a clear divide in this playerbase that cuts it in 2Generally speaking, I think we can understand what half of the playerbase you belong to if you state your opinions on 2.1, 3.4, 3.7, 3.8 and now maybe 4.0. If anyone wishes to participate, give me a rating of those patches on the scale of 0-1, where 0 is bad and 1 is good
>>557556412Que si humopenal que si.
>>557556315LINE bros it's so over... time to move to whatsapp
Rean is literally ourguy
>>5575564611 to all except 3.8, didn't play that one
>>557556461It's all been bad really. I'm just here to gamble and shitpost.
>>557556339the way you could've said this last year for Amphoreus and saved yourself so much time
I'm just going to say that 3.8 was the first and only time I needed to skip because it was complete trash.
>>557556461How about you suck my cock
>>557556376cs3 is fine anon what crack are you smoking, but you're right about the previous
>>557556461>2.1, 3.4, 3.7, 3.8 0 0 0 0>4.01
>>5575564610, 0, 0, 0, 1
>>557556269Torpemeko...
>>5575564612.1 is Kino3.4 is mid3.7 is the worst patch of the whole gane3.8 is Kino4.0 is the best HSR patch since 1.0
>>557556279erm
>>557555009>>557555148Yes please
>>557556585I didn't even start it and it will remain like that till eos
>>557556461>I think I can see a clear divide in this playerbase that cuts it in 2Yeah those who like black tier asses(brown and black) and those who dont(everyone else) because both constance and yao guang flopped
>>557556607>>557556610>>557556631Now that I think about it, I should've also asked you all about your opinion on the Banana patch
>>557556461>2.1, 3.4, 3.70, 0, 0 >3.8-1>4.01
>>557556763That's definitely the one where one person's opinion should matter or not.Everyone who likes it should be shoot and filmed for us to see.
>>557556461>2.1Don't care and or remember probably bad>3.4Pretty good3.7Best patch in any hoyo gacha>3.8Way better than 2.3>4.0Promising set up, Sparxie is a filler villain
>>557556754You don't fall into either half anyway because you don't play the game. So you aren't invited to participate. Shoo-shoo, back to your dumpster
>>557556461All good
>>557556461>2.1, 3.4, 0>3.7, 3.81>4.00
>>557555725What in God's name would make you think that? She's fucking flat anon. What trait about Cerydra would imply to you she would produce an abnormal volume of milk
>>557556919What category do I fall into if I really want to be Cerydra and use that body to find the absolute peaks of sexual stimulation
>>5575564611, 0, 0, 0, 1
>>557556151The series is pretty good with the exception of Daybreak 2
Every patch my favorite characters appear = good
>>557556763I am >>557556631Banana patch?Pretty shit but mostly thanks to bad presentation
>>5575564611 for 3.4, 0 for the rest, -1 for 2.6 and 3.8
Conclusion: my theory fucking sucks balls and doesn't work. But I do think there is a way to divide people like that, using specific patches, I just didn't get this rightThanks for participating anyway, bros
>>557557087*smooch*
>>557557087Could be refined. I wanna say you were on to something but I don't get it
>>557557019If you look at her model, she's actually on the lower side of B cup on top of being extremely perky, which has the implication of her breasts being at a high breast tissue percentage rather than fat
If it doesn't have Firefly in it, its garbage. Simple as.
>>557556461murrican rating done by me>2.1mcdonalds burger>3.4five guys burger>3.7wendy's burger>3.8in-n-out burger>4.0haven't finished yet but it's looking like a subway footlong so far
>>557557087You would need to take all patches and find a way to divide them up
>>557557249Many say this regularly.
Only a moron would impregnate Cerydra, she might be hot but she's a fucking bitch
>>557557336Kindest chrysos heir if you read her lore.
>>557557336I think she'd be a good mother
>>557557424That's Hyacine
>>557557164I think we have something like a divide into more serious and more un-serious people. Fun is perceived very differentely, basically. People expect very different things from this one game. Or that some people aren't playing for fun, but for some deep reading or some shit. Something like that
>>557557249Many are saying this
>>557557336Sounds like you aren't too familiar with Cerydra, she's got a really silly side from events and if you pulled her her messages are funny tooShe's only a bitch in main story because she believes she has to be, which given the circumstances I don't blame her for
>>557557336my cock will fix her
>>557557504Ohh, I get it now. Thanks for dumbing it down for me, bwo
>>557556461>2.1, 3.4, 3.7, 3.80 0 0 0>4.01
>>557557424She burned people to death, might not be a hitler but she's not Hyacine either
>>557551951W-where are the teams if I don't own Fofo...?
>>557557504Shartphoreus "fans" are not real HSR fansShartphoreus "fans" are Phaidei tourists and/or are here for HI3 nostalgia baitThe majority of real HSR fans dropped during Amphoreus. And the new "Fate fans" left after the collab.
>shart
Phaidei out of nowhere
Your ZZZ target audience, sir(and also constance and now yao guang target audience)And mihoyo still wonder why their game fell of a fucking cliff
>>557557746Nah you're just a penacony retard
>>557556461>2.1, 3.4, 3.7, 3.8 and now maybe 4.01, 1, 1, 0, 1
Discussion time over HE is here to call you a poopyhead
>>557557927You know what? Based, this is mine too
>>557557946Who is He?
>>557557746Probably the most based take in the entire thread (You) knows he is right
>>557549761No shit, but people have long been expecting her to get killed off so they'll believe it anyway.
>>557558012Lynn... Lynn Schwarzer...
>you knows
>>557557260Important distinction, is the Subway footlong comparison from when Subway quality was $5 footlong era or what their quality is like now
>>5575564611,0,0,1,1
>>557557946shartcumschizo...
>>557558076Hue moment
It's kinda sad how Eulatroon tries to insert himself into nice game discussions like this, in an attempt to steer it away. And no one takes him seriously, because everyone knows he is a tourist. It reminds me of some bullied kids who abandon their dignity and try to suck up to others, which makes them look embarrassing. Truly the modern tragic piece of a man
can't believe they put me through this monkey shit again bana
Is shartschizo same person as vivian dogshitschizo?
>>557558228I don't think so, that would be cool though. The less mentally ill the better
>>557558091the 5 dollar footlong era. My opinion might change since i haven't finished yetalso i'm surprised no one has made a thread yet
>>557558209>nice game
Bros? The thread?
>>557558373>>557558373>>557558373
>>557557049Series became pagslop with Coldsteel the Hedgeheg.
>>557558368Yeah, nice game discussion. Like how we discussed our opinions on the patches. You know, since we play the game and have opinions on it
>>557558228>>557558329Yes, you can check his twitter where he seethes about vivian too
