Stop Feeding Edition>Latest patch:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/01-30-2026-update.102822/#post-205106>Steam Page:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/>How do I git in?Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.>How do I git gud?Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.Additional Resources:>Unofficial Wikihttps://deadlock.wiki>Collection of useful character buildshttps://deadlockmeta.com/>New Player Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/edit>Advanced Movement Guidehttps://www.dlmovement.wiki/>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)https://statlocker.gg/https://tracklock.gg/>Deadlock Competitive Newshttps://www.deadfrag.com/>Unofficial Voiceline Viewerhttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Threadlocked: >>557536434
>>557567413c-cute!
dreadful OP
Getting in bed with Silver.Suddenly realizing I've made a huge mistake when she turns into a massive werewolf.
>>557567413I do not care for this OP image.
>venator character designer>ok we can't make this character too absurd... but he has to be strong. what if he has a grenade that tickles, a trap that times out after 15 seconds and the jankiest kickback stun that stuns for 0.65 after being twice upgraded>now check out that crossbow ultimate, it does a ton of damage and even executes at 8% hp... we can't have this be too strong though, it should have 2 a minute cooldown to make it balanced>apollo character designer>lmao he's going to have a triple airdash attack like you're playing an anime fighter that deals half a hero's hp bar if you connect all 3 hits>a frame 1 counter move that has you dash and deal a million damage and stun (it's their fault, they attacked into a counter you can use on reaction, it's fair)>oh yeah and let's have his super dash across the map and lock the other guys in a cuckcage movement restriction/disarm/silence state where they can't do anything lol>its balanced though its a high skill cap character>fuck you valve for making sleet fighter a joke game I wanted to make a fighting game
>>557567506built for big sleepy cock
When are we getting our own Indian hero?
Sex with Graves!!!
I love vyper's retarded pog face so hard I'm gonna miss it when it's gone
>if you're in a little tunnel as calico's cat and the timer runs out, it just fucking kills youis this an intended mechanic?also this hero is incredibly sauceless and needs a lot of work, her 1 is the most boring nuke ever and her ult is boring too
I've bought Counter Spell 3 or 4 games in a row now and I've yet to actually use it. I can use active items just fine but this item is fucking impossible for me to ever remember or even if I could remember I'd just mistime it anyway.
>>557567671If it makes you feel any better I've seen eternus players like eido and lystic forget that they bought it multiple times.It's usually an item you buy to counter a very specific thing that you sometimes just forget you have because it takes so long for you to run into that thing again.
>>557567571Hero name: Pajeet>1. Street foodThrow curry in a cone ahead of you, players hit by it get poisoned for damage over time.>2. Designated shitting streetSquat and drop a turd beneath you. Any player coming into contact with it gets the Stench affect that lowers fire rate, hp regen and move speed for 10 seconds.>3. ScamPassively steals unspent souls from enemy players near you. Steal rate scales with spirit.>4. Train selfieSummons a spectral train that runs through the entire map towards your position, kills you and anyone else on its path. Respawn timer reduced by 95% for you and your teammates when dying to your own ability. Train is silent for Pajeet but every other hero can hear it fine.
EU comms momenthttps://litter.catbox.moe/ja94u3cgm5s2iv5x.webmOnly game I won today too
>>557567413NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN ABOUT
>>557567571hopefully never, keep pajeets out of deadlock
>>557567812as usual the first one to seethe and schizo out is the anti-russian
>>557567812europeans sound so goofy
>defending base>kill 2, drop down to 200 hp>someone on my team nukes the massive trooper wave in our base>50 healing trooper medkits spawn in>suddenly full HPthey got reverse sweeped because of that, that was pretty dumb but i take those.
>>557567812God I love EU melties so much Burgerland is so boring in comparison
>>557567812>>557567923>"fucking russian or ukrainian piece of shit">he said in a deeply slavic accentKEK
>>557567812
I hope the next update is a spring cleaning update that adds some remodels and maybe reworks some of the lesser kits like Mirage.
>>557567812can you really just aim in the general direction and have that move connect? this character is such a fraud
>Apollo comes to contest mid boss>Slowing hex + Knockdown>Entire team jumps him>he RQs
>>557567923Being anti-Russian is the default state for all of Europe because Russians aren't human.
>>557567413
>>557567413That's big...
why does infernus dash even have a "slow" mode?
>>557567812The only good thing about playing in EU
>victor and his graves duo lane together>they do fucking terrible and graves feeds like a motherfucker, ends the match going 1/24/6>tell him hes fucking terrible among other things>"it's my 4th match, chill"I know matches are meaningless and it aint that deep, but is it justified to shit on new players for wasting 40-50 mins of their team's time?
>>557564367>Talk a bit of trash to a dude after stealing the urn from him>Him and his duo start seething at me>Get accused of map hacking because I heard his duo doing a minion camp right next to mid lane as we were pushing it>First guy says he's a League player at one point while crying that Deadlock isn't competitive (went 0/11 btw) and accusing us of tryharding in a 'for fun' game>Not even sure if I believe him because he blew his ult on a minion camp>Until I check the replay and see him typing ff and /ff in team chat like ten minutes into the match
>can steal your with his 1, giving him a way to stay in the fight for longer>ability to go under ground with 2, rendering him almost completely immune to damage as he either comes up to you or tries to run away>Can disarm you with his 3>His 4 stuns you AND gives him a health boost if you die while stunnedI fucking despise this hero so much its unreal, i cant be the only one, am i?Mo is beyond broken and needs a nerf asap
>decide to give venator a chance>2 on the enemy team bought disarming hex by the 10th minuteyeah im going back to being a graves main
>>557568313blame the matchmaker for putting new players in the same matches as people with 500+ hours.also sometimes people are lying bitches to cope for being shit, i had a guy lie about it being his first game as apollo yesterday and he had like 10 matches played on him so he was just shit.
>>557568313no but it is justified to shit in yoshi's breakfast for being a retarded nigger and not fixing MM yet
>>557568403noob filter character
>>557567413FAT BITCH HEROES ARE REQUIRED.
is this game close to release? it feels polished enough for it now, just needs new models
>>5575686192028
>>557568051You have no fucking idea how much contempt other slavs hold towards russians/ukrainians
>>557568403>>can steal your with his 1what
>>557568403he's the no fun allowed character.he's there to make sure you can't solo carry if your team is terminally retarded.
Whenever I get mad I remember the for da djinn video and stop being mad
>>557568654based on what
>>557568403>I fucking despise this hero so much its unreal, i cant be the only one, am i?Yeah he's pretty anoying if it's some fagstack focusing only you because teammates just instealled.>Mo is beyond broken and needs a nerf asapHell no lol, his HP is a bit high but two headhitboxes etc etc.
>>557568619not even remotely close to release, definitely 2028 at the earliest at this pace.most of the roster has unfinished models or animations, even the new ones.silver is reusing a shitload of animations, apollo looks stiff af. and then you got a shitload of old characters that need reworks.
>>557568675your
>>557568675Steals your health*I was so pissed i forgot to write itThis piece of shit shuts me down every time i am put up against him, he just swallows damage like a common whore swallows cum By far the most annoying hero to fight against
>>557568773my uncle knows that faggot yoshi
Think there is any plans for proper controller support?
>>557568103whats the graves one at the bottom left
>>557568774>two headhitboxes>Acting like that matters when he is mostly going to be underground or jumping around like a coked out fiendYeah, no, he needs a nerf, he has too many shut down abilitiesAt least get rid of his disarm
>>557569058how about you get good, how about that?
>>557569007Probably eventually, but I doubt anyone will seriously use it since there won't ever be auto-aim on PC
>>557567783im glad somebody saved this kek
>Love playing door man>Can't solo carry with himbros......I don't wanna go back to playing victor!!!!!!!
Hopefully Apollo keeps his low winrate and dodges nerfs, cuz he’s my new maint. torment pulse CHAD
>>557568619Less than you think.Midboss, Jungle, and the map still need massive work to the level that the patron bases got. Some characters not only need a model rework, but likely even full ability remakes or even swaps. The last time an ability had it's functionality was majorly changed was like, Wraith's ult from a long duration floating stun to the current silence/disarm and that was more than a year ago now. Another example of an ability that needs to be reworked is holiday's barrels, when you use them outside of the jump+light melee combo they are so buggy it's not worth using. There is probably a lot more that could be changed (like vyper's ult, mirage scarabs.)This isn't even including new items or over all balance changes that the game is starting to desperately need with these rushed out heros.
>>557569007If they do give it they better have it put you in a seperate queue (which also locks you to controller only input once ingame)
>>557568403there are many other heroes worth raging about, don't waste your time on them
>Fuck you Paulie captain or no captain were just two assholes lost in the cursed apple
>>557569285I really don't like torment pulse on him because later on you actually want to keep distance because you get deleted so quickly and people are becoming more aware of slowing hex your ass.
>>557568403the downside to mo&krill is that if your own team sucks ass, there's basically nothing you can do to carry on your ownyou can disarm and you can delete one guy, but that's it
>>557569282She's waiting.
I've tried Rem and honestly I just feel like i have 0 agencyteammate is good, cool, but unless they do something i'm uselesseven with fucking Paige i can try to look for knockdowns/3's and be a little proactive but Rem feels horrible
New crossover pic just dropped
Anyone know if rebuttal and counterspell work together?Will it mirror the ult dmg after a parry? I can't seem to figure this one out.
>>557569287More than you think* whoops. Yeah honestly expect maybe early 2027. The more you think about what needs to happen before release the list keeps fucking growing. I didn't even mention the monetization possibilities this game could get on release.
Vyper will have obnoxiously large tits and a beer belly.Trust.
>>557569285>t. torment pulse CHADI legit wish they removed this item from the game and then started properly balancing heroesit's fucking ridiculous how many heroes are just a vehicle for torment pulse
>>557569624As long as the beer belly makes her look pregnant I'm okay with that.
>>557569406There's a joke to be made here about the 16 Czechoslovakians but I don't know how to make it
>>557567634>is this an intended mechanicYes, it's Volvo telling you that callico is shit
>>557569536Rem can also do knockdowns though
I think I'm quitting the game for now until they fix matchmakingNew players getting put in such high rank lobbies benefits absolutely no one>new players get shit on and quit the game>veterans get new players on their team who get shit on and train wreck the game because of itIt feels terrible, like actually terrible.I do not feel satisfaction winning lane against someone who is having their literal first or second game, and likewise I do not find it fun to have that person on my team ever either.If they want to have a rank in this fucking alpha then they need to put new players at fucking initiate or something
>>557569624>Tits >On a snake
>>557569726>He killed 16 warewolves guy was a priest!
>>557567812kino
>>557569757yes but paige follows them up with her 3 for a good setupthe fuck is rem's gonna do? You wait until enemies engage on you and that's it
>>557569802>what is a gorgon
>>557568095Seven? Yes he is dishonest
>>557567634She's the obligatory DEI character and therefore wasn't made with passion and thus her kit fucking sucks
>>557569792it's legitimately pretty fucked, yeahI have in real time seen several new players just fucking drop the game either disconnecting after getting shit on or playing the game out and giving up regardless
>>557569680m1gger chuds mad when spirit items can almost even get kind of a tinny bit of value.
>>557567812wtf was the hitbox on that last stab, lolif you pick this hero you are a fudgepacker
so why did they make graves and apollo tsundere for eachother?
>>557570001I despise m1 characters but come the fuck on you can not tell me this is a good designI would much rather those heroes just do more damage than have to rely on a retarded crutch like torment pulse
toime bawmb seht
>>557569859Anon, this is valve we are talking about, pretty much all of their women have small to non existent breasts, you think they will give the snake fat jiggling tits out of all of them?
>>557570463It would be pretty cool if they did.
>>557570463uh, I dunno...yeah?
>>557569792>require all new players to do the tutorial>new players who are obscurus should straight up have their own rank until their actual rank is determined, they are only allowed to solo queue while in the obscurus rank so that they dont go 0/20 but still get carried to victory (and by extension a rank they dont belong in) by a high rank friend>the game needs to be much more clear and explicit about ranks being a thing in the first place, instead of the explanation of the rank system being hidden behind multiple menus, and seeing what rank your match was in being hidden behind a setting and turned off by default
>>557570282What's so good about Tor pulse? I usually avoid it for other items even on people that build it.
Holy shit she mogs Deathy's "wife"What an embarassment
>>557570463You monster girl FREAKS already have Ivy. You don't need a second.
>>557570786it's free damage and it procs a fuck ton of items. it's insanely good.
>>557570873who's deathy who is this ?
>>557570873she also gave him multiple kids
>>557569016Different attire
>>557570463You wouldn't really fuck a snake right?
>>557570886Anon, you poor foolWe have ivy AND silver's wolf form, and soon we will have a new vyper too!
Here is honestly what Apollo needs to make him balanced:>overall: make gun viable on him actually so we have build diversity>3: range increases now only lengthens the thrust instead of widening it, as well as decreasing the wider hitbox since the visual is not indicative of the actual hitbox, this makes his 3 much more skill intensive since you have to actually hit them dead on instead of missing and getting damage anyway>decrease or remove the resists on his 3 channel. Yamato is immobile during power slash and apollo gets to dash around, he should not be getting such leeway and hitting him while he's dashing in 3 should actually punish him>increase CDs on all his movement abilities period so he can't basically stay in the air indefinitely>decrease base stamina to 2 because he already has a ton of mobility baked into his kit>4 cant be held indefinitely, now autocasts if you hold too long, goes on CD if you get stunned during the startup (make it half CD if you think that's too harsh)>edit 4 visual so it's more indicative of how big it is (a think a LoL Yone style rectangle filling up would be fine)That's all I can think of at the moment. I think his biggest issues are just dishonest hitboxes (can chalk it up to unfinished desu) as well as doing WAY too much damage for how mobile he is and how low his CDs are
>>557570974the absolute state of chink lovers
>>557571078>3:Make it hitscan so if his crosshair isn't on a target when he lets go it's a miss I dont give a fuck about where his model ends upMake it so he doesn't get another attempt if he misses any hits, you have to hit to get chains
>>557567413Pregnant Silver still going bounty hunting
>>557571023I mean, not vyper, no, but if it were a different snake girl, why not
Jewishly designed censoredslop for feminist liberal subhumans with an assembly line fetish.
>>557570786it helps with farming and it can deal a fuckton of damage in fights for being a 4800 itemif you are ever up against a hero with it and you die to them check the death recap, it will often deal as much if not more damage than few of their abilities
STOP PUTTING REM AND GRAVES ON THE SAME FUCKING TEAM
>Re-models for Bebop, Yamato, Seven, Grey Talon, Holiday, Calico, Warden, Paradox, Shiv, Sinclair, Vyper, Mo & Krill, Kelvin.>Animations for both new and old Heros>Re-detailed or remade abilities for heros.>New Heros.>Balance changes.>High possibility for new visual novels like Geist's.>Midboss remodel/AI.>Full revamp for the denizens ai and jungle reworks.>Full Map revamp to be closer to the high quality of the patron bases.>Monetization, Cosmetics, Battle pass.>Full matchmaking and ranked rework.>Possible new items add to shop, or even some removed.>Possible side objective changes for urn or the inclusion of more side objective content.>Workshop.>Modding tools.>Steam point shop.>SFM.>Hero bot AI remade, and every hero being playable by AI.>Performance and bug fixes, inclusion of a previous mentioned "potato mode".>New tutorial, possibly additions for each character.>Community server list?What else could be part of the requirements for this games release.
What did Valve mean by this?
The matchmaker is making me fall out of love with this game with haste, it feels like im smurfing while still losing in every lobby
>>557571078He really is not that good. You can delete him from the game just by having slowing hex. If you did all that to him at once you would just be assigning him to the dumpster never to be seen again.I'm so glad Valve don't listen to Initiates when it comes to balance.
>>557569792>get first time infernus on his first game ever in my match>keeps walking in, holding M1, instantly dying>pops his 4, then starts slowly walking at the enemy, didnt even occur to him to combo it with 3>notice at some point hes not upgraded any of his abilities>"hey infernus you can click on your abilities to level them">he DC'sI don't think he's opening the game ever againIt's legit retarded they let people queue without having done the tutorial - but they also need to change the tutorial to actually require you to do those things to proceed, not be a simple videoLike in room 1 you can't leave without leveling up your skills, then in room 2 you can't leave without buying an item, room 3 you can't leave without ziplining back to spawn to heal up
>>557570989the bottom one is so cute, wow..
>enemy lash buys rusted barrel>me and my paradox buy slowing hexheh, nothing personal
>>557571541stop downplaying your faggot hero
>>557571423>the enemy lane is graves/rem
>>557571423Not even as evil as spirit Mcginnis and Rem can be. When you see the BIG turrets you're fucked.
Celeste gives titfucks to young boys!
>>557571595t. has never once in his entire life bought an item to counter an enemy hero, let alone an active item
>>557571423no! they get on well together!
>>557571541Doesn't matter how good he is when he's braindead to playHe could be at 15% winrate and it'd still feel like shit being killed by him because you know he had to put in no fucking work for that kill as all of his hitboxes are like 5 times the size they should beIt's like getting killed by a graves with her three auto-aim abilities
Every time I have a good game on Silver the rest of my team feeds so hard it doesn't even matter
is there any way to see the kill feed once it fades
>>557571813>Every time I have a good game on (every single fucking character) the rest of my team feeds so hard it doesn't even matterFTFY
>>557571564he bought warp stone lmaooo
I haven't won a single game with Apollo on my team and yet when I play against him he's an unhittable killing machine
>>557571927retard
>>557571813>>557571893>>557571528genuinly what is the solution other than waiting for 20k again. I dropped rivals like a rock when the devs explained if you are top 10 at a character you will go against other people that are top 10 at most likely a hard meta S++++ character yet somehow this is worse
>>557570989bottom would be neat if she wasn't so swole (for a female teen)
>>557571994You don't buy slowing hex, your enemies do. Any questions?
No way fag
>>557571694the problem is he is incredibly strong in lane-early game before you get items like slowing hexwhich granted you could probably rush slowing hex in lane but depending on who you're playing that's probably not worth itit's not like when you buy say rebuttal (800 souls item) against melee-happy heroes in laneand late game I have found that apollo is tanky enough that he can survive the duration of slowing hex unless your entire team dogpiles him. But if your entire team is doing that they aren't having a problem anyway
>>557570463this is honestly way too hot for how much of a disgusting bitch vyper is meant to be
>>557571078>overall: make gun viable on him actually so we have build diversityHonestly when I first saw his kit I was super surprised all his melee abilities scaled off spirit damage.
>>557570741matching only unranked players with each other is probably the best until the game gets a "casual queue" and something like level requirement before entering ranked (like lol's level 30 requirement) I don't care if matchmaking takes longer, the quality of matches will be much better
>>557571423As a Graveschad i will say that i NEVER put down my ult during lane phase because it just ends up being free farm for them most of the time.
>>557572161>make fencer character>none of his abilities do melee damage>make dude with a shotgun and a book>actually hes a tank melee brawler, casts no spells with said bookThe visual identity for heroes is all over the place in this gameWho the fuck looks at Mina and expects her gameplay to be GUN and nothing else?>mmm yes, a dainty vampire lady, I will give her no magic to cast and also no healing abilities as every vampire in any other game hasAt least she turns into bats
which single hero would you choose to have all four abilities deleted? like telling yoshi 'go back and try again'
>>557571501I'd honestly wish they devoted time for big updates to addressing the majority of this list instead of 6 new heroes (several are slightly unfinished) and one new thing added (patron map revamp, hideout) at least now. We don't need any more new heroes for a while, I'd rather see the remodels and reworked jungle first.
>>557572320The zombies don't give a lot of souls, I only use it if either they're pushing walker (directly below it) or if we're pushing walker (behind the wall that's in the middle of the two steps)
>>557570463>pretty much all of their women have small to non existent breastsPaige has fat tits. You're genuinely just a virgin who thinks that any woman who isn't in a bikini with plastic DDs has small tits
>>557572025>I dropped rivals like a rock when the devs explained if you are top 10 at a character you will go against other people that are top 10 at most likely a hard meta S++++ character yet somehow this is worseif the devs kept their game balanced and S++++ characters didn't exist then that would be fine. Also how is Blade? When I heard they were adding Monika I wanted to install it just to play him but when I saw that his design was lame I didn't bother. Is his kit any fun and not braindead? Is he viable and not dumpster tier unplayable?
>>557567812make apollo's stab do much less damage BUT give it headshot damage and a big headshot multiplier so if you land headshots it's basically the same thing
>>557572505Haze, Calico, Mirage
>>557572161I think if his 3 was melee damage and could be parried that would be so much bettermaybe perfect thrusts go through parry? but they'd have to make the window tighter because it's so easy to get the perfect thrusts on him right now
>>557572563Really wonder what the fuck is going on in burgerstein because we've reached a point where I see more attractive women dressed as sluts irl than in videogames.
>>557572702>HazeWell, I think YOUR favorite character should be removed
>>557572665and a small hitbox instead of unnerfed abrams charge.
>>557572505McGinnis is boring and her kit doesn't work for me thematically or as a cohesive set for gameplay. I'd like to see them heavily rework her, if not ground up try again on her abilities. I think she's probably the worst of the current roster in gameplay terms, Mirage is a close second
>>557572456>mina>no healing abilitiesare we playing the same game
Most heroes feel like they have 1, maybe 2 fitting abilities and the rest is just the devs going "idk what to put here lol"wtf is Geist doing with a shitty grenade and her 3 that throws... uh... some spikes?How many heroes have a generic circle AoE grenade on their 1?
>>557572638blade release was around the time the devs explained the MM which is when I dropped the game completely. Being top 5-100 at all the d tier tanks meant I went against top 5-100 S++++ supports every game. A terrible experience, but still somehow better than the current MM where I drop 20-5 or 15-3, statlines in archon 1/em 6 and just lose no matter what.
>>557572702I agree Haze is such a cool design wasted on a niggerplaystyle.
>>557572728melee is fucked in the game as is right now, needs a huge reworkheavy melee and related items are too good, parry is too easy, parrybaiting is a thing and also kind of retarded, I dunnoparry window should be tighter, heavy melee whiff should have longer recoverymaybe something that actually lets you cancel heavy melee
>>557572853>McGinnisShe used to work as a retarded objective destroying suicide split pusher, in fact we currently have a trend of characters getting nerfed into being useless because they unintentionally came out strong in a unintended way.
>>557572505Calico
Why do people insist on Celeste being black? she's a circus freak from the early 1900s how do they not see the obvious minstrel show correlation with their black washing?
>tfw some idiot steps on your very obvious trap
>>557572886You need to level your 1 to get it and it's only on kills + an abysmally tiny heal meaning it effectively does nothing outside of laningVampire kits have to be all about healing
>>557572893She's a sorceress, are you actually fucking telling her she can't have an assortment of unique spells? The thing that unifies her kit is her health trading/stealing mechanics that they all revolve around.
>>557572853They need to rework her entire character imo, right now she's just an arrogant bulldyke with nothing interesting actually going on, which sucks because she's the only one with a minigun
>>557573023does anyone remember that one anon who would piss off all the big personalities in early alpha because they played mcginnis, would go like 2/24 every game but still win because they mindlessly splitpushed like a maniac?
>>557572128>way too hot for how much of a disgusting bitch vyper isIf that were the case they wouldnt have given her that voiceShit, i could listen to her for hours, so far its her sole redeeming quality, now imagine if they also gave her a sexy snake model
How the fuck are you supposed to even track Apollo when his 3 lets him shimmy in any directionat least with fucking Lash he always moves in a consistent manner
>>557572893This is because Icefrog doesn't give a shit about making a hero thematically cohesive, lots of Dota heroes just have random fucking abilities that can be fun together but don't really make thematic sense, we've just gotten used to them over time. You can tell a hero hasn't been designed by Icefrog when their kit fits together neatly as an obvious gameplay combo, he really doesn't go in for that sort of LoLish almost rotational style skill design.
>>557572930Ah shame, honestly I won't bother since I've already dealt with Blizzard balancing for years I don't want to play knock off OW anyway.
>>557573079No I'm quite literally saying the opposite, she is a sorceress which is why her 1 and 3 don't fit as they AREN'T spellsThey're a random fucking grenade and daggersShe could be doing actual magic that revolves around health trading
>>557571243As long as she stops the drinking, that's fine
>>557573043Let me guess, the "people" in question are x.com trannies that don't actually play the game? Stop looking at /v/ ragebait
>>557573154That dude was so based for showing K/Dtards what really matters in an OBJ game.
>>557573154That was 424134And he did fucking nothing wrong god bless himhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qP1Msu-oWRU
>>557573043black celeste is based
>>557573213What the fuck is a fireball spell if not a magic grenade? There are classic fantasy spells that are basically conjuring a wall of daggers all over the place.
Sex with Mina
>>557573071
>>557569792I have had like the opposite weird experience.Played when the game first went into alpha invites, like nearly 2 years ago now? no ranked or anything, did okay, haven't played until last weekgame put me in initiate and I have a 70% winrate since there and have climbed to ritualist and am still going upI don't think the people I have been matched with have had fair games because of it.
Sex with Mina (me as Mina)
>>557573647MOOOOOOODS
>>557573004You actually can cancel heavy melees with active items jsyk, bug made into a feature.
>>557568095>>557570012>>557572665He very jank. But fun.
>>557573401LMAO I HAD A GAME WITH HIM BEFORE HE DID EXACTLY THIS.FUCKKK I MISS 4 LANE
>>557571561There was a jacketless celeste mod and I think Venator also. I'm surprised there isn't a Silver, Graves, and Dynamo jacketless mod.
When are they balancing the game
>>557574286when the game is fully released, for sure.
>>557573647Stupid Brat! Needs correction...
>>557573050>slow as shit fatass who places traps only retards fall for but they die to them anyways while you slowly waddle awayAh, it reminds me of good times
>Dad: We're not getting a dog.>Dad after we get a dog.
sooo, that update is dropping tomorrow right yoshi?
>>557574592eh? don't expect anything from that faggot
>>557574592I hope they just nerf all the new characters besides graves/ven into the ground. So sick of them, I geuss celeste is alright but shes still overtunned.
>>557567413Oh my god I cannot play silver, I don't understand how people say she's so good in street brawl when nine times outta ten she fucking gets destroyed. It's baffling to me.
>>557574692Celeste's extremely fucking egregious at high levels of play. Despite them lowering her base numbers (when her amp should've been gutted) she can still pump out insane damage with items.
how haven't they nerfed the damage on Celeste's 1 and the silence on her 2? nerfing her 3 doesn't matter, anyone that plays her pretty much ignores it
>Terrible matchmaking>Terrible balanceThis game is a joke
>>557574820you only need to see someone good at Celeste play her once to understand what to do and it's insane at any level and not that difficult
>her 3 doesn't matter>66% spirit ampI fell for it but i'm not giving a (You)
>>557574820Yeah figures, shes kinda of alright in Archie but I imagine she easily becomes broken once you get people that can use the movement AND shit out DPS. I think Apollo is more blatant though even if you can technically counter buy him he still gets obscenely fed off the retards to the point you can't.
>>557574968welcome to modern mp games!
>>557574850Nerfing her 3 is the fucking play you moron. Spirit amp is one of the most egregious stats in the fucking game. Make it so she gains flat spirit on landing her 3 and aside from her movement she'll be more balanced.
I AM THE COSMOS
>>557575034*Walks into it like a retard everytime*
>>557569792the only theory that makes sense is that they are limit testing how shit they can make the MM before the players leaves/uninstalls.
>>557575010I'm honestly surprised you don't max her 3 first, shits fucking insane.
>>557575034>>557575124I have killed Dynamos multiple times as Victor by intentionally walking into their ult with my aura up, yes the ult doesn't turn it off
>>557574850Valve(as far as Deadlock, anyways) for better or worse seems to operate on death by a thousand cuts balancing where they slowly nerf numbers or percentages in incremental amounts typically on the weaker parts of a hero. I'm not really sure why. They really only swing the massive nerfs around as part of sweeping balance patches
>Silver player keeps complaining about Apollo ult every time she does to it>tell her to just buy Counterspell>she actually does>lose the gameOops
>>557575034I think it would be funny if you kept your momentum when using dynamo ult so you could just bowling ball into people if you schmove fast enough
First time playing Grey Talon why the FUCK didn't anybody tell me this hero fuckin owns?
>>557575448Because we don't want more Grey Talon players.
>>557575034REARRANGING ATOMS
>>557575448the game isn't fun when grey talon is good so we don't talk about him.
>>557575250I'd sooner say Valve learned that many people will tolerate any amount of abuse or torment in Dota 2 or CS so long as matchmaking can be blamed. They've got experience running retard rage factories, I don't buy them testing the limits
>>557575448hes been repeatedly buffed several fucking times recently. they had to double his spirit gains on his ult to make him relevant.
I just figured out why it's called deadlock
>>557575373>>557575540
>>557575648because valve cannot into original and good names for their franchises?
>>557575626>>557575619>>557575507Are you supposed to go gun on him? I saw 2 builds by the same guy one spirit one gun and I chose the gun one, obviously.
>>557575448ult bot
>>557575745no, the real reason
In 2028, conehead alien Yamato skin will be in the $500 tier of the Deadlock battle pass
>>557574505The one man who can actually possibly fix her
>>557574130
>>557575867...is me
>>557574505I think Venator would make a better Father (heh) to Silver than partner.Also Silver is for me faggots
>>557575745Yoshi had a brother called Lock and he committed suicide on Friday the 13th and if you say he is dead he will appear and kill you at 4am
>>557575764it can rape but you're a brick until the items you've bought click together which is usually only late game.Spirit is much more consistent and if you're landing you're ult for kills you'll have a fuck ton of spirit power. Pros will literally only buy enchanters + a dozen spirit items on him so he rapes anyone caught off guard in a team fight.
>>557575764gun is shite and a meme.
>>557567529hopoo be cray cray fr
>>557575448https://streamable.com/0qqiyd
>>557575924UWAH!!!!!!!!! WAH!!!!! SEX!!!!!!!!!
>its another "team wipe because they kept insisting on forcing teamfights against the enemy with rejuv" episodeIs there a reasonable explanation as to why their IQ dips into negative digits whenever they see the enemy has rejuv?
>>557576212>It's another 'me unga, team bunga' post
>>557576212I genuinely despise this, retards will get on the zipline to go fight a full rejuv team out in the open instead of staying at base
>>557576006>>557575980Hmmm that was pretty fun though and aiming the 1 seems harder than just shooting them from above like a bird
apollo is so fucking annoying im ngl
>>557576212a vast majority of the people that play this game do not understand the concept of "fight when you are ahead and flee when you are disadvantaged".
>>557576212I don't get it either but it's every fucking time. I hang back in the base and our side of the map while my retards look for a fight immediately after the enemy team gets rejuv every fucking time.
>>557572505haze, wraith, mirage, vyper, paradox, vindicta, holliday, venator, mina
me unga, team bunga
>>557571078all of these would neuter him, and who the fuck wants him to be a gun carry?
>>557576367What's wrong? Can't stand the sight of a strong Ixian man?
>>557576575The devs, apparently.
>>557576396Most of those people are hero shooter fags who think that if they're not brooling, they're being useless, and don't understand that they're not just going to easily kill the guy that's 10k souls ahead of them
>The elders of New Amsterdam are soft, clingin->New Amsterdam? How the fuck are you still living on a diet of cock vein blood and used Newport filters after 300 fuckin years years? I was throwing diamonds under the pyramids when they still called this shithole "Lenapehoking". If you're a still a broke boy by 200 just step into the sun and kill yourself, slime.
>>557572456>none of his abilities do melee damageit's a magic rapier doe
>playerbase consists of either unkillable gods that go 20/0 or retards that go 0/20, no in between
I thought apollo was >broken??? >unbalanced??? >op???
>>557573189>You can tell a hero hasn't been designed by Icefrog when their kit fits together neatly as an obvious gameplay combowhich heroes in deadlock are like this?
>>557577125It's silverfag and gravefag propagand to try and keep themselves out of the spotlight.
six game losing streak todayI seriously hate weekend deadlock, you can tell that the players are more stupid than weekday deadlock
>>557577190any mention of graves being overtuned is a sign of being in a rank that doesn't deserve an opinion.
>>557577190silverchads are winning.
I'm thinking kino.
>>557575124I do this
>>557572126and apollo's problem is while he's strong lane to mid game he gets deleted by curse/silence like the rest of the spirit casters. he can go hybrid melee build but he's definitely trading off his spirit power spike for that. this isn't game breaking and he's in line with other spirit heroes like geist
>>557577356now do this with the jaks
>>557577478>geist>spiritjust outing yourself
>>557577345still the highest wr hero out of the new batch with 52% wr and a whooping 80% pick rate at phantom+sorry sweety you're debonked
>>557575448because he's unplayable in ascendant+ and everyone below that rank doesn't want to talk about how good he is in low ranks because they don't want to fight him
>>557577356link a nigga up thats the first time ive seen a mod id actually download
>>557577702https://gamebanana.com/mods/605710
>>557577672used to be spirit before she got neutered by whiners
>>557577356Is this some popular art style I'm not familiar with?
>mo and krill on enemy>viscous on my teamWe got raped.
>>557575764>>557575448he's broken as fuck outside of really high elo and overtuned to shit. he's literally free mmr if you enjoy playing him but he goes under the radar because of his granny ass model so no one plays him.>aoe 22% excute on a low cd and built in infinite scaling>his 1 just chunks people and you get 4 of it>lane wide trap that can't be shot like venator>and ofcourse the flight that no one will ever bother building phantom strike againt because people hate building counter items in low-mid elo
Am I correct in thinking its better for the enemy to take the guardian than to die even once? Don't want to give them the souls but if I go back to heal when I'm critical I'm a few souls short
>>557577895That shit was cancer and skilled geists could still build gun
>>557577989Not if it happens so early they just roam and rape your other lanes.
>>557577674Using tracklock? The site that literally doesn't work because it can't keep up with the matchmaking changes? That site is one of the most outdated garbage shitstains since the last hero drop.If you aren't phantomIII+ You literally don't deserve an opinion about this game's balance.
>try to solo defend a walker as Victor with infuser up>get shredded and have to walk away like a sad dog with his tail between his legs>haze comes up from behind as I go back to base>warn haze there's 4 of them>he 4v1's and gets three kills but the apollo is able to get awayI guess he had ricochet...
>>557576961I dunno. Sometimes I'll be decent like, 6 kills (some I do a lot of damage but I don't get the last hit), pushing waves, meanwhile a different lane is obliterating the enemy one by one. Not like they need my help.
>>557578148>phantomargueably only asc or hell only eternus now with how boosted everyones rank is.
>>557577672spirit is her best build if you aren't a midwit in emissary. her tether is retarded and her gun is incredibly strong with little investment. you do not need to lean hard into her gun damage for it to be good. she's better off building spirit primarily. you're a stupid nigger if you're building orange on her holy shit
>>557578148>everyone but me is wrongnot an arguement
>>557578274I was being generous. Phantom3 is like the old oracle 2.
>>557578393archon plays like seeker now, it's so retarded.
>>557576706it is honestly kind of insane to be as old as drifter and not even managing to own a belt. He really does just love his murder hobo lifestyle.
>>557575010she isn't strong because she dicks around getting 3 stacks, she's strong because she flies at you and rips your asshole apart with her 1
>i'm in the talkative black buy skill bracketugh.....
>>557578464are you guys like, alt tabbing out of the game to type here or at work or something?ive been glancing at this very fast thread while playing.
>>557577353am i just in shitlow? I really dont feel like she's OP. She definitely seems good but she doesn't seem overtuned.
>>557578162if victor was as easy as the retards in this general insist he is he wouldn't have a 20% pickrate
>>557577906idk i just found it browsing gamebanana and thought they're all funny lookingto bad i don't know how to convert vtex_c files or i'd grab the raw images
>learning apollo and general spirit nuker role (usually play seven)>key player and 10+ kills most matches and usually ahead in souls>3/11 games won>each game devolves into fragging out early to mid and then my fuck ass team feeds>always have some nigga with 0 kills, 0 obj dmg, and 10+ deathsthey really need to make it easier to derank for serial feeders. How do I learn a new hero and perform astronomically better than these lil niggers?>but niggas will play for their kda !!they will still lose the game and elo, so make it so that wracking up a lot of deaths without kills or obj dmg actually rapes your rank. It’s not even about me wanting to win every game; these guys make lategame unplayable when the enemy is fed 60k ahead while they are all 10k behind
>Ritualist>Pocket is pure gunwhy
>>557578382Graves is FULLY countered by positioning and melee, mechanics literally EVERYONE has. You literally do not need to counterbuy against her she's so easy to kill when she doesn't have deadheads and which she has the longest time between charges out of any character on the game. You don't seem to even have a real argument outside of using a website that doesn't even work as intended and pulls it's math out it's ass.>>557578483Fucking moron, guess what her three does?
>>557578148ugly pill to swallow but none of the tracker sites are any good and everyone who uses them is fucking retarded because all of them only record a fraction of the games being played at all. one of them (whatever the one with the ugly neon booger green layout is) awards MVP based on cs and completely ignores k/d and objective damage. they're all fucking stupid.i have never seen anyone outside of emissary give a fuck about these sites but unfortunately the only way to discuss anything with the retards in the center of the bell curve is to stoop to their level and use incomplete statistics to shut them up
>break some pot>"TOUCH MY DICK"what
>>557578894"glocket" is a funny build name
do you think if I put deadlock into the yamato setting it will help me with my "immersion" that is apparently important to learning languages?
>>557578894Glocket is fun.
>>557578646Sorry two kills. Also this is fucking amazing to watch. What do you mean they just decided to stand in her ult, man.
gunshit is going to kill this game
Is full gun rem viable, or should you only pick between support and pillow tosser?
>>557579036The only gun rem's I've seen hard fed so I'm geussing no.
>>557578646ntaidk I do really well with himhe feels incredibly easy to execute and there is basically 0 mechanical skill involved.figuring out what items you need to deal with certain enemy heroes is very important but that is just the same as any other carry hero, item selection is incredibly important and buying the wrong items at the wrong time is game losing. knowing when you need to advance your own gameplan vs deal with what enemies are doing and what you actually need in this specific game as well is a lot of skillbut again, every carry has to do thathe does require very good macro, but he has an incredibly good farming skill so its kind of like.... just don't be shit?victor to me seems very easy to execute at a very competent level, but he is also very much a critical mass hero so that few % points you can do better can make a huge difference in performance.but I also play him incredibly unga bunga and am very aggressive with him when I probably should do a little more baiting of enemies
I would like to live in Deadlock New York.
>20 minutes in>Enemy Victor at 40k>Hasn't even been fedGenuinely how the fuck do people manage to get so many souls that fast? Even account for farming he lost lane and didn't get a second kill until the 20 minute mark.
>>557579182>just don't be shit?asking genuinelywhat rank are youthis does matter i assure you. i am not trying to shut you down by pulling rank, it just would explain a lot of your experience
Every single fight is so ridiculously one-sided this past week. It's either a stomp that isn't really enjoyable and I'm not learning anything from, or it's misery 12 minutes in and I already want the suffering to end.
man I don't like any of the new heroes they've made since launch. I'm getting a bit bored of playing the same 2-3 heroes all the fucking time.
>>557579342Watch his POV. You might learn something
>>557579263...with my husband Quinn Rourke
>>557578917honestly i still dont even know if you can jump over graves stun line, like ive jumped over it and succeeded, and jumped over it and still get grabbed, besides that she is a very honest hero that is easily defeated by staying the fuck away from her until you catch her alone and vunerable
>>557579374who dost thou play perchance
>>557579342I just lost lane earlier as Victor and then bloated up by sitting in lane. Sit in lane and if you can get sinners without getting raped and ganked go do that.
>>557579368I've been having some pretty bad games. Not just losing a lot but the people on my team have also been pretty unpleasant
>>557579443I've mostly been playing Dynamo and recently mo and krill since they feel like better solo queue charactersbut either way I'm growing quite bored even though my winrate is pretty solid
>>557579374If you didn't like any of the last batch (well besides P*ige) or Holiday/Shiv then there is no hope for you.
>In Archon now because of the matchmaking updates>Basically no one talks >No random fun shit>Practically every game goes the same now, win or lossThis fucking sucks, I want to be back in Alchemist with my fellow tards
>>557579575>mo and krill...dynamo>i'm getting boredyou don't say
Pocket is annoying as fuck
>>557579036gun doesn't scale, base damage is low and the projectile speed is kinda slow.
>>557579647I know right? what magical reason could possibly be making me bored?>>557579614most characters in the game just boil down to Throw grenade style skill, then left click until they diegranted that's not EVERY character, but holy fuck most of the cast feels boring as fuck to play.
>>557579428I've noticed certain abilities can just.. go through it lmao. Apollo's 3 just teleports right past it.As for avoiding it, I think it's either only the apex of your jump will clear it or you need to actually spend stamina to jump it.I do think her grasping hands is her best ability since it's the only one that'll actually punish people for being retarded.
>>557579675silence wave
The power in this case.. is terrifying.
>>557579810
>>557579770they're fat and slow tank heroes, pick other heroes cuz >most characters in the game just boil down to Throw grenade style skill, then left click until they dieonly new hero with a grenade is venator, other two are AOE spirit nukes (rem pillow, doorman bell)
So far of the very limited heroes I've played I like Calico the most, any others I'd like? I've played like 16 characters total.
>>557580009um actually graves throws a grenade and then holds left click until they die, checkmate!I'm seriously so disappointed in her, she was the only hero I was looking forward to and she just feels so fucking lame to play
>>557579976
>first game>Play goo monster because tanky jelly>Suck shit and not having fun>Next game>Go doorman because his design is funny>Go crazy with the door and cartI'm sold. What's a good way to build doorman? I don't know what any of the items and shit do either, so can anyone explain the cards in dota 2 terms? I haven't played that game in a loooong time, but need to know the important things like roshan heart and blink dagger equivalents. Thanks bros
>>557580068>someone adopted my filenameing scheme
>>557580068Yeah... get back to me when this is a mod.
I hate playing against good Rems. It's suicide fuel.
>>557580341>this nigga thinks he invented "name-number" file names
why do people keep whining about power creep when shiv and abrams still dominate competitive and seven dominates solo Q
>>557580137Did the character based on summons REALLY need to get the an auto aim blowjob tendril. From the leaks I was fully expecting her to have bebop's laser and I was practicing using that piece of shit but it turns playing her is all about farming and getting used to her limited movement since everything else plays itself.
>>557580068WHERE IS THE SPADE TATTOO VALVE
>>557580068This is what Celeste wears when she wants to REALLY win the affections and loyalty of some cute young boy wandering all by himself at the carnival...
>>557580563this likely won't be the only hero with summons doe
>>557580068This outfit, BUT with the jacket on.
It feels really good when you lose lane and then proceed to outmacro the enemy team and carry the game. Like you're outsmarting the aggro lanetard.
>>557580487no but I'm the only autist that bothered with it for deedlocc.
>>557580619Quiet, nigger worshipper
>>557580657she joined the ranks of confirmed shotafuckers>mina>paige>celeste>lady geist>wraith>silver>venator
What's the good geist build id this patch ive been using gun frenzy
So when are Celeste and Apollo getting nerfed into the dirt? They're so braindead easy to play.
>>557580274There aren't a whole lot of direct dota equivalents, Fortitude has the massive out of combat regen of old Heart before they changed it to be always on, Warp stone is a teleport like blink dagger but its pretty short range and not disabled by damage, majestic leap is the mobility item that's disabled by damage but it's a big jump rather than a teleport.As for good ways to build doorman the most straightforward is just building a bunch of spirit damage items and nuking the crap out of people with bells and cart, if you look at public builds there's a pretty good chance most of the top builds will be some flavour of that idea.
>>557580619She's Stallion owned sorry.
>>557580843Niggas CANNOT buy slowing hex it's so fucking funny
>>557580961Deadlock should be used as a new IQ test
>>557577356I didn't know the series expanded beyond the 'day
>>557580883bicorn owned
>>557580961Slowing hex only does so much, you retard. He has three other abilities he can use, including a parry that wastes a ton of your time and still is usable with slowing hex.
Can you escape low priority using Street Brawl or are you forced to use DeadlockAlso, when do matchmaking bans reset? I haven't abandoned in almost a month and I still got a 24 hour ban just now.
>>557581157I only ever saw that one and Ivy
>>557581185>NOOOO I CAN'T HOLD MY SHOTS FOR .8 SECONDSSkill issue. Also he can't use his ult either.
>>557581185>silence>curseyou know you can buy those two right? this isn't league
>>557581226I've seen the Sinclair now that I think about it
>>557580014Ok
is the server melting on anyone elsegame seems really choppy lately, more than the usual valve fucking things up every update
>>557581525My last game was like that so I stopped playing for the night.
>>557581185Nta but these are all the items I can think of for helping against Apollo>>557581525Servers have been noticeably shit since Apollo got added
>>557577972Did Viscous not cube you when you got mauled?
I wish Gun Infernus would get buffed.Dash build is such a gay way to play.
>>557567413Celeste is too small to give titfucks Geist however
>>557580961celeste's gravity and air control isn't affected by any form of slowapollo is so retarded the devs didn't even consider that slowing hex SHOULD disable all of his abilties, but they still let him use his backflip and counter dash during it despite the fact they break the rules of what slowing hex should disable. He can also use his backflip while WARDEN JAILED for some fucking reason??????
>>557581695play greenfernus
>>557581759>the devs didn't even consider that slowing hex SHOULD disable all of his abilties???
>>557581525they fucked up something because I was denying souls that were definety shot first by the enemy, while some skillshots and delayed abilites were hitting way too early for everyone
>>557580341I can change it, I don't mind
fuck marry kill pocket doorman apollo
>>557580274echo shard your cart, spam bells while theyre stunned and if they dont have any spirit resist they just fucking die. dont bother buying resists as doorman, always place a door down before you go in so you can just fuck off if you feel threatened. if you keep dying before you can run away like a pussy just buy cheat death and you become literally unkillable
>>557581789QRD
>>557581759Apollo is quite literally Yoshi's favorite out of the new batch of heroes.
>>557581845I don't care I just clicked a random image, I'm actually happy if it's because of me.
>>557581759disabling all of his abilities with slowing hex would absolutely make him unusable dogshit tier
>>557581982it would make all heroes dogshit tier and that's what silence hex does anyway
>>557581814>>557581940>>557581982If slowing hex can disable 3/4 of calico's abilities then it should disable all of his abilities since they, you know, are move him?
>R6s just add Solid Snake THE Actual Solid Snake with David Hayter as the VAWhat would be the equivalent of this to Deadlock? Gordon Freeman being added?
>>557582095>are move him?saaar nerf the apollo saaar he is benchod bitch
>>557582095>calico lol
>>557582154cross over characters are the epitome of goyslop.
>>557582116>muhammad and kareem in woke leaning
>>557582154Gordon Freeman with his original voice actor.
>>557582116>apollo>neutral>has a fit because Infernus doesn't embrace his Ixian heritage
>>557575448Jesus christ that was so fucking boring compared to gun. Never playing spirit Grey Talon again.
apollo is extremely unfun to fight
>>557582116I wouldn't put Rem in woke, in my experience they're either borderline mute or basically a /v/tard.I had one who was regularly text chatting the entire game and probably 80% of his messages were about niggers or just spamming nigger over and over.
>>557582154Any tf2 character with a living voice actor, any lfd cast member, GMan if he wasn't already in the game.
First time Warden, might actually be kinda insane with him.I got the most melee kills too, with 4.Because I Chris Browned Lady Geist in the face several times.
>>557582347The list does say it's based off of the player base anon
>>557580792>silver as a shotacon Hhhholy fuck imagine
do you think bebop would get mad if you gave him some gasoline for his birthday?
>>557582634they need to add a vampire shota that bullies her
>>557582685Like, as a drink? a whisky equivalent?
>forgot to unselect gray talon>enemy team knows what knockdown is
I think I'm starting to figure Silver's macro outI had my best game on her and I literally never focused on farming, I was just constantly roaming around doing boxes and sinners while looking for fights even when I was lagging on souls
Graves should get her asshole pounded by zombies
>>557582857no, I mean, in his case, he probably does need the gas but it'd be like giving a bald person some hair growing chemicals. Or giving fried chicken to a black person
icky stinky werewolf
>>557583064he's likely magic based.
Why is every streamer some guy in their 20s who looks middle aged?
>>557583064A real black person would appreciate getting fried chicken and grape soda and Kools. Only performative woke blacks would disagree. I assume it's the same with robots getting mechanical gizmos.
>>557582116Mina is definitely Chud leaning
>>557580068Considering the skirt voids I 100% believe that the deadlock team would rather murder a child on a live stream than actually put something like this in the game.
>>557583073selfish rubbish vampire
TOTAL MAGIC DEATH
>>557583182the zoomer diet consists of nothing but vape juice and takis
Thoughts on the future queen of Ixia Darcy Graves?
>>557583182Eido looks and acts like he is in his 12s
>>557582908Both games I played Grey Talon tonight they had that anvil item and it didn't even matter I still had 0 deaths in both games
>>557583390I'd have zero problems with her if Valve bothered to add just one single line to her lore that simply states: "now the dead willingly fight for her in appreciation and also she washes her hands with soap regularly"
>>557583271And that's a good thing.
Gravesbros please teach me how to play this chick, as far as I can tell she is fucking dogshit, everyone else out ranges you, out damages you and can spam abilities while you need to build charges like a cuck. Whats the plan with her?
Which character has the highest skill expression?
>>557583717Holiday
>>557583717Graves
>>557582908Remember about 2 or 3 months ago when they released that gun patch that was really fun and/or interesting and super balanced?. I was accidentally forced to play spirit Holliday in standard mode because I had her on the lowest priority since August even though I had never played her before, all because I watched a cool kill compilation video about her
>>557583717Doorman and its not even close
>>557582116I will be the fabled Chudleste
celeste's tats are corny
>>557583717the one that i play
>>557583717Viscous, Holliday, Doorman
>>557583726What prompt do you use for this? Google AI studio always blocks me
>>557583717>skill expression>assembly line gameWrong game bro.
>little to no art because the game is in alphaalright AI sloppers it's your time to shine
I LOVE BEING INITIATE 2I LOVE GETTING MY SHIT KICKED IN WHEN I'M TRYING TO HAVE FUN AND IMPROVEI LOVE FEELING LIKE I CAN'T FUCKING DO ANYTHING TO AFFECT THE MATCH AT ALLI LOVE GETTING PEOPLE DISCONNECTING EVERY MATCH
>>557584308those are certainly some calico items
>>557583726Supergrok Imagine, trying to swap clothes and putting different people and characters to try to clothes swap them
>>557584308You deserve it for thinking lang range would ever be good on a close range hero desu
>>557533269>>557533780I'm highly suspicious that this Venator was cheating
>>557584192Sinclair can be 1/4 of sex with abrams/venator, he should have his own tier.
>>557584308it's rough but remember that the enemies are also barely starting off. As soon as you get your mechanics and macro down, you'll go up.
>>557567506
>>557584379>>557584475Wow you fucking think? I'm fucking initiate 2 I don't know what the fuck works
>>557584504>13 deathsI doubt it
>>557584504What's his damage breakdown look like
>>557584308>>557584586Follow a build guide, man. That's what they're there for. Go here, find what hero you want to play, and use one of the builds listed.https://deadlockmeta.com/
>>557584586You don't need to play the game to have enough braincels to realise.>hmm I am playing a close range shotgun character, perhaps I should build items to enable close combatI have no idea what gorilla monkey brain you have that you would build an item that gives less damage falloff on a shotgun character.
>>557584461can you give her a grungy outfit like pic related?
>>557584615aimbotters are always braindead retards unless it's high mmr.
>>557584793The one that doesn't want to feed
Watching this Parzelion guy play carries is fuckin crazy there is no way I'll ever be able to aim like that. I mean in 34 years I haven't been able to do it no way it's going to get better now.
>>557577356This artist is fucking based. The Holliday one is my favorite Deadlock fanart.
>>557584836will try but in a game
>>557584627picrel>>557584615I'm still in pisslow rank, so it's not like he's not absolutely shit outside of his aim assist. Did you not notice that he only has one (1) green item and it's freaking Battle Vest?
>>557584990it's over, you live in a 34 year old great grandpa body....you're fucking ancient antediluvian ass muthafucka
>>557585125Oh sorry I meant damage breakdown by type, it separates gun damage from gun headshot damage so blatant botters really stand out.
>>557584990Then just enjoy playing in a shitter rank with other boomers who can't aim. Stop treating an enjoyable pastime like it is something you need become a professional at.
>>557585146it's not like I could aim when I was young either though
>>557582116I think Vindicta belongs higher.
>>557577627>Wojak for every character>ACKing for critical>Gigachad/stacie for killstreak
>>557567413someone ban trannies permanently from this game I’m tired of the amount of tranny humor thats infecting this game
I love Graves so much
>>557585291why block out your items???
>>557585265>probably straight>sevenworse than a tranny, they're a tourist
>>557585169Is Gun damage - Crit headshot damage?
>>557585338Gatekeeping (Graveskeeping)
>Everytime I use my token on Apollo I get a braindead teamCan they hurry up and nerf this guy so I can get him without using my token.
>>557577627Actually kill yourself shartynigger
>>557585265>still figuring it out>Apollo and Gravesthey're obviously in love with each other
>>557585387Yeh
how the fuck do i carry with doorman
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS WALK TOWARDS THAT DOOR
I don't know shit about cheats but I've yet to ever find a Venator that didn't have a fuckton of kills and damage while having shit gamesense
>>557585265>still figuring it out>teenagersnigga normal people have their sexual awakening when they are still children let alone late teenagers.
>>557585356It feels weird seeing so many people who say they don’t play the game but just watch it cosplay the characters but I definitely have more issues with the trannies in the discord server / game in general
>>557585479Buy all the spirit damage in the game and pray your team has enough braincells to follow up on anyone who survives your burst, or become the gunman.
>>557585265Billy is like the most obviously straight "I like blondes with big boobs, crop-tops, and skinny jeans" guy in the entire cast
Anyone else get the vibe from Lady Geist that she loves anal?She just gives that impression
>>557585918she gives the vibe that she loves shotas
I bet Lady Geist smells great>>557585918I bet she loves oral
>>557585434I need every single line of dialogue that even implies this
Everyone talks about how fucked the matchmaking currently is, but honestly after all the shit that they've done how exactly do you even fix it? I've seen people say to bring standard queue back, but even if they do that the damage is sort of already done no? I guess decay could get rid of the people who were put in anything higher than Archon after 5 matches on a fresh account, but even then that's assuming too much. For what it's worth I don't think the matchmaking is that bad if you stack, but soloqueue sounds like a literal gamble between getting your shit stomped in by competent people or people on smurfs to carry the entire lobby.
>>557585387Just judging by that and the scoreboard, I'd say he probably has decent aim and otherwise doesn't know how to play.
>>557585265>Seven probably straight>Holliday lesbianDoesn't play the game confirmed.
>>557579006standing in haze's ult: aww you're sweetstanding in victor's aura of suffering: hello? human resources?
>>557585356i dont get it, is seven a faggot or something
>>557586021https://deadlock.vlviewer.com/conversations/9d51dfa0c2de9e5e8fb54ac264a89f22/
Here's my go at it
A werewolf just moved next door to me and the first thing i see her do is go to the toilet fucking outside. I hate New York
>>557586303it's implied (not too heavily) that him and kelvin were a thing and that's why he hates him
>>557586348dynamo has a wife. He's trying to regain his human body to surprise her on their anniversary. He even carries his wedding ring on his robotic finger. Are you baiting? The fact that he doesn't constantly talk about women doesn't mean he is not interested in one of them
>>557585265its unironically very close to what is likely the truth but /dlg/ will hate it because it says silver is only into women
>>557586346How much of an incel do you have to be to gather "this means they're in love!!!" from this? Have you ever had a conversation with a girl before?
>>557583661P l e a s e r e s p o n d
>>557586608>he doesn't understand subtextmight as well just say you're retarded
>>557586348Drifter definitely gets a boner when he murders women
>>557586348How the fuck is Sinclair not straight.
>>557586003She probably smells like really expensive perfumeActually which deadlock hero would smell the worst?
>life strike radiant regen healing tempo bebop with RemMy last life I had like 9000 EHP, it was glorious
>>557587016not even close.
>>557586634I play very defensively in lane focusing entirely on denying/last hitting souls with my hitscan gun, only when I get either 2 or 4 do I think of going in. When farming push as hard as possible with 4, never every try to solo anyone you will lose, you work best in teamfights and contesting midbossI use this build https://statlocker.gg/builds/build-lab/434577
>thinking silver smells worse than Victor
I had the most retarded match in the history of deadlock that I won in low elo that I need to tell people You literally cannot make this shit up>be abrams>me and viscous lane together. He never protects me or a single teammate once all game but whatever we win lane without any kills or deaths >despite destroying early game we lose a walker quickly>mina with a mic on bitching all game carries for the first half. The enemy team ends up catching up with souls but we snowball and push their base despite a fully lost lane>silver on the enemy team leaves the game and we end up being up 30k. We do mid boss and practically won that game>...then the team fucks off and refuses to push base. I lose my revive despite chunking enemies in base because the team is fucking retarded>SOMEHOW...the weak rem and weak graves properly defends the base and mina our carry starts feeding and celeste doing fuck all>we push their base and take end boss to half health but fail to end because nobody is attacking the fucking objectives with nobody alive>team revives and team wipes us>team feeds for a while>they somehow catch up and surpass souls when they were behind 50k>half the team useless and drifter feeding>they somehow start winning the fights, get mid boss and pushes our base. They take the end boss to half health like we did with theirs>somefuckinghow our team finally wins the team fight and gets mid boss again>i start screaming for our team to finally push mid and we win at 53 minutes>we almost lost a fucking 5v6 with mina, drifter, abrams and celestethis is like my 22nd game but jesus fucking christ. At least it was my first win after 5 losses. What a fucking clownshow
>>557587257>I had the most retarded match in the history of deadlock that I won in low elo that I need to tell peopleI believe you but I'm not reading all that
>>557586634I will not teach the ancient chinese secret of playing Graves for there is a great evil in your heart
>>557587210Victor probably smells like formaldehyde or a hospital, not nearly as bad as unwashed dog
Somebody should make a hero scent tier list. I think Geist would be at top
Silver stinks good
>>557587665No such thing.
>>557587158>>557587439Silver would wash, this is slanderShe even has a line about washing blood out of her furIf she stinks at all, she stinks good as >>557587665 suggests
>>557582470>No censorWow the first non reddit pussy in this whole leaking clitty general.
So, mirage wants to buy wyoming, right?I am not american, so i dont understand why everyone else seems to be playing it for laughsIs wyoming a shitty state or something?
>>557587797she'd bathe herself with her tongue like a dog
>>557567413I don't play your game, but this fat fuck wolf is hot.
This is what silver probably smells like:>blood>piss>week old sweat>wet dog>unwashed vagina>gunpowder
Silver needs to be fucking nerfed again
>>557587920
>>557587576geist has esoteric exotic perfumes I bet
>>557587840It's the least populated state in the US. There's literally nothing there that makes it worth visiting.
>>557587920Probably doesn't use deodorant too and wears unwashed clothing
>>557587202>I play very defensively in lane focusing entirely on denying/last hitting souls with my hitscan gunProblem with this is if I go near minions the enemies just hit me with abilities and I lose most of my health, she has to be so close to do stuff
>>557587954Buy metal skin!
>>557587920>>557587797>>557587158>>557587665She smells like BourbonRem has a voiceline saying exactly that
>>557576706this mod almost single handedly made me pick up drifter
>>557587840It's just a funny name, Wyoming is unremarkable. They should add some lore to the backstory though, like maybe Devil's Tower has some significance.
yesterday i had 2 games that i went 20 deaths in...
>>557588210Remember: Everyone has bad games. Everyone makes mistakes.
I bet Paige smells very nice, Geist seems like she'd have some aristocratic aroma that'd take sophistication to appreciate, rather than generally smelling good like Paige
The old portraits were better.
>>557588210Surely today will be better!
>enemy team has silver, rem, apollo, celeste, graves and mo & krillyeah man i didn't want to rank up anyway
>>557588269Geist probably naturally smells like a granny, but douses herself in so much perfume its hard to notice
>>557588136Why does Rem know what bourbon smells like?
>pocket main>apollo instantly clicks, fun as fuckam I just destined to be the twink, do I pick up doorman and accept my fate
STOP FUCKING PICKING DRIFTER
>>557585479you don't, doorman is one of those characters that can make things easier for your team but you will never truly carry.It's like mo&krill, you can make things easy but never secure the win yourself.
>>557584836Tried just doing a swap from picture but it looked out of artstyle, then tried just describing the clothes which fared better but it kept giving Graves huge thighs which I tried slimming down.
>>557588490No.
>>557588490No
Many might say Mina is the main character, but this is only half-true. She is the antagonist.Silver is the protagonist.
>>557587840wyoming is remarkable for being the least relevant state. also, yellowstone park
bro nobody cares about your fucking AI graves images holy shit stop spamming them in every single deadlock thread you feces-caked creature
>>557588306The game currently feels like it is decided by which team has more of the new characters, as well as mainstay OP characters like Mo and Krill or Haze.Especially Apollo, Celeste, Graves, and Rem. Silver can at least be shut down by a decent team.
>>557588154There's a Dracula Flow mod?
>Haze daggers me and solo ults me>my Apollo rush in and parries her Ult>cave her skull inApollo parry can really stop ANY attack/spell in the game?
>>557588776>he doesnt knowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIuQfm1Y9rE
>>557587840It's played for laughs because it's out of touch with reality, the Djinn think they can just establish a sovereign nation within mainland USA by bribing the feds and somehow not end up as puppets or stealthily reduced to nothing if they even could succeed. The US, fantasy setting or no, wouldn't just cede land to them and let them live their merry lives. Mirage's reason for participating at all is that it will take an act of God(wish) to make it possible
>>557588693Abrams will always be the protagonistInfernus is the black best friendLady Gheist is the bad guy turned love interestSeven is the main antagonist
Is he black coded?
>>557588796It's a stun, so it works on everything besides Dynamo's ult I believe, since you get caught in the aoe before you can stun him.You can do it to Seven's ult if you are roughly at the same level as him in the air, too.Apollo is broken as fuck and takes absolutely no effort to play, too.
I'd use the Thanks/Good Job chats every time we'd get a kill.I like to think that my encouragement is what made him rip their tits off and get MVP.I gotta kill my deaths down though this is embarassing, upside is Graves ragequit at some point.
>>557587840>>557588923They don't even want all of wyoming. Just part of it lol.
>>557588270>when a paige hit you with that dollar store knockdown, but you have unstoppable
>>557588976he is a professor and wears a bowtie
>>557588976He's Gabe-coded.
>stealing the triple mini camp in laning phase against two people at low HP>they come fight you because the thought of getting stolen from mind controls them into a furyi love abusing this phenomenon.same for stealing their sinner's too.
>>557587840Used to live in Wyoming. There is fucking NOTHING there. Everything is flat, and snow is on the ground for most of the year. Also, everyone there is an asshole.The Djinns can fucking have it.
>>557588718this. Pretty sure he samefags. Because surely not every time this fag spams his AI slop someone with the same posting pattern goes "omg can you do this, what AI is this, source, based as fuck!!!"
>>557589001when yoshi says something so gunphobic you gotta hit him with that haze stare
>>557588976literally the least black coded character in the game
>>557588923Wait, the djinn want to literally BUY the state?I thought they just wanted to migrate and were looking to buy some land to settle downAlso, djinn are spirits of arabian origin, so i wonder, are they trying to get out of the middle east because of islam?Are they being hunted down by jihadists and need a place to escape to?Why else would they look to move out of their desert, no?
ENTER
>>557589020So he is
>>557587840It's got the second lowest population density of any US state behind Alaska, it's fucking empty mate
>>557588563I think the last one has potential as a skin if it got polished, but she kind of looks like a farmer
>>557589165See>>557589216Literally my first thought when i saw the characterIs his VA white or black?
>>557589167Not the whole state but yeh they want full sovereignty.
>>557589193>Kelvin gay>Seven straightThe reason Kelvin is considered gay is because of Seven
I am open to questions about placements
>>557589216>>557589276>A literal single fictional character makes something black now
I love losing every match I love knowing I will never rank up
>>557589306idk the lore that much, this list was mostly vibes. who says it couldn't be unrequited on kelvin's end or something?
>>557589372its an alpha, sweetie
>>557588709>Least relevant stateWouldn't that be Vermont or Delaware?
>>557586634Tesla Bullets with Mystic Slow AND Point Blank, force them to empty their stamina if they even want to hope getting away from you, those items plus the +2 Stam green and upgraded boots are your basic items. Only use your ult when you're accompanying the push, otherwise it's a massive soul deficit for your team. When you get your ultimate at 5 points, keep it for teamfights since by that time, your Mystic Slow would most likely be turned into a Lightning Scroll making the ghouls way more threatening, don't hesitate to spawn it in the middle of the enemy team.
>>557589324>GravesI love white girl smell
>>557589276>Is his VA white or black?Buddy, his VA is literally fucking Sniper from TF2
They need to increase the size of Haze's ass. I'm sorry, but it's true. She needs bigger buttcheeks.
>>557589324how the hell does Mirage have an aggressively neutral scent?
>>557589324Mirage is a foreign dignitary and carries himself like one, I'd put him in the same realm as ParadoxVictor stinks so bad it's his fucking abilitySeven smells like scorching and even has a line commenting on itDoorman obviously wears cologne, his job involves being around rich people all dayAbrams' Y-axis really depends on whether you like the smell of cigarettes
>>557589324I feel like shiv would smell kind of good like he would wear a mid-quality cologne
>>557589193Wrong Celeste literally gets banged by the Venator.
>Melee Venator actually worksFuck this is fun
should I rebind slide to M2 on every hero? I did it for vyper and it feels good man.I feel like I don't even use zooming
>>557589480they're pretty relevant. all of new england blends together a bit but they're all more relevant than most of the western plains states
>>557589372On the opposite spectrum; I don't love that this game seems to think I'm way better at it than I am.I'm not convinced it can read its own stats.
Okay, I played close to 100 brool games.How do I start playing the real mode now? Last time I played was back when the game had 4 lanes.
>>557569951>> nooo NOOOO every character should be wHITEHalf the characters have an unfinished kit you mongloid.
>>557589575venator studies the blade and celeste fucks silver with her horse cock, actually
>>557589193>VyperLiterally goes to the strip club to get lap dances from female strippers.>CelesteHonestly she comes out more as a girl who doesn't have that many female friends more than she does gay.
nooo NOOOO every character should be wHITENo arrow because I say this
>>557589705do like 2 bot matches and watch that one 15 minute video
>>557589324Hmm, not bad. BUT:>pocket (just as homeless as drifter + frogs) not smelling absolutely putrid>shiv smelling bad when he would likely smell like aftershave and hair gel
>>557589746half of celeste's character interactions are about her fawning over women. vyper just seems like one of those hypersexual sleazebags, i could see her as bi but i doubt she is
>>557589786>watch that one 15 minute videoWhat is it?
>>557589724Wrong, Celeste does the splits on my cock until I shoot a fat load up her.
bitch it's 10:28 why are you pushing an update
>>557589505Graves, according to Rem, smells like wet dirt which isn't terrible but not particularly pleasant>>557589531Mirage probably wears some arabic perfume which might smell good or bad depending on what it is and has amazing projection>>557589573Agreed but he also probably smells like monster gore as well, but I can move him up>>557589806I think Pocket literally smells like nothing (or a skin scent) since they want to hide their identity but they can go up as well
>>557588381His mom (Haze) drinks all the time around him to cope with her job
>>557589894silver...
>>557588976He was Japanese in Neon Prime
>>557589938>Mirage probably wears some arabic perfume which might smell good or bad depending on what it is and has amazing projectionConsidering that Lady Geist and Paige both fawn over him, it probably smells nice
uhmm its 6:30..
it's clearly 1:30?
It's actually 12:30 in Correctville.
I think the "gloat" portraits are a good idea but I feel like Victor is just too happy in his. All his dialogue makes it seem like he's uncapable of real joy until he gets the weight of whether or not he's made from legally sourced people parts off his back. Then he starts raping in-game and he looks like he doesn't have a care in the world. They need to nerf his smile to a tired/restrained grin or something.
>>557589884https://youtu.be/PZp3IQv0c14?si=Uwf2j2jPzp9xKBIl
am i stupid? why does buying this item double haze's ammo count? what stat is doing this?
>>557590008yeah he was a fuckin sumo wrestler lol
>>557590250protip read the wiki on a character before asking questions!
>>557590256what the fuck was valve thinking bruh
wtf are these half assed brawl balance changes lmao literally changed nothing aside from making drifter 50% less useless (still useless) just don't even bother if the change isn't making heroes random I'm still seeing the same heroes every single match and they are still game deciding
>>557590256I wanna play Heavy.
>>557590178LET'S SEE WHAT THIS DICK CAN DO!
>>557590285how about you just answer me instead, pumpkin? tell daddy the answer and I'll dick you to sleep
>>557590256It would be pretty funny if Shiv stays the same from neon prime to 1.0
They changed Pocket's flying cloak sound effect when it hits a hero in recent update. I liked the old sound effect more and it was more audible to notice.
Do you think when they update sevens model they will take off that stupid hat?It doesn't even look like any part of an electric chair
shooting people kind of sucks compared to just running at them with damage abilities
>>557590475Shivs outfit was different in neon prime.
>>557590526no, the silhouette is too iconic at this point
>>557590473s-she gets 1 extra bullet for every 2 spirit power!
Should I learn Abrams OR Mo&Krill?I'm going to spam them until I understand how to be a tank and not a shitter in this game. I need to stop being a support sissy, it's not working out.
>>557590526It's too iconic to take away, he still had it back when he was Gigawatt
>>557590140Let the man have some joy Anon
>>557590694wow..
>>557590572Sevens design is the best in the entire game, you have such shit taste it disgusts me to even be talking to you.
>>557589461>but it's in alphaYou can't show me my fucking match statistics compared to everyone else's and not have me be upset when I'm not literally playing perfectly 100% of the time
>>557590649Thats my point it feels more like a leftover from a previous design rather than part of what an occultist who broke free from an electric chair would wear
im so attracted to lady geist its not even funny
>>557578996>>557579795did they actually remodel pocket to look like a less 'unfavourable' they/them?
>>557590786this but mina
>>557590771there is no but in my statement, sweetie.
>>557590728meant for >>557590526 obviously
>>557590694for real tho being cock mogged by a tranny sounds nightmarish
>>557590843Doesn't change what I said whatsoever
>>557590806everyone got (or is getting) remodeled because the old version of the game made everyone fucking insanely ugly
>>557590893its a team game.
>>557590526>It doesn't even look like any part of an electric chairSo the wacky magical alternate history had an electric chair that looked different to the one we know, this is the easiest shit ever to handwave.
>>557590958And if I'm not playing perfectly then I'm holding the team back
>>557590140I'd like it to be a just a bit more sinister
the black cables at the top of Bebop's head are probably meant to look like a samurai's hair knot
I'm in Archon and still don't get how Mirage's beetles work
>>557590526The hitbox is quite an issue, but I still see them keeping it.>>557590881Not if you top them
>>557590649
lawd have mercy on these crispy niggas I'm shootin'lost the first two rounds so fast I thought it was a wash
>>557591139there are new players in archon, is that really so odd
>>557591203I've been playing for 400 hours...
>>557591026Victor is probably one of the least evil characters in the game, anon. And he is also not cheery. His gloat portrait should look like he just found some sense of determination or something
>>557589856Her interactions are all "Oh love your X!", she's a new yorkan stacy-type. Shit like "Oh my god I love your hair!" is all those types know. The most sus one is the silver "There goes one hot mess." line and that might just be a call back to Silver's tags.>vyper just seems like one of those hypersexual sleazebags, i could see her as bi but i doubt she isI was going to argue "How the fuck is going to a female strip club as a girl not gay unless you're one of the strippers." But now that I think about it. Vyper probably was one of the strippers considering her three.
>>557591242time to read the tooltips, I believe in you
>there are newbies who started in archon while I'm a newbie who started playing like 3 days ago who already got banished to intitiate
>>557590707I like Vic. If I wanted to rob him of joy, I'd say they should remove his smile entirely. I think he should look slightly happier/more relieved than normal since he's getting closer to getting answers via his wish. It's just that when he's this happy he looks like he was RPing as a sadboi who needed his spirit build to come online before he could feel anything. I think a more subdued smile would be better suited to the character.
>>557589252I prefer to gooner witch with big hat aesthetic, something like Elvira.
I want to watch some pros and get better at the game, lets see what DL creators are out there>troon>turbo faggot>chigga zoomer with no personality>a literal chudjak>germoid goblin (formerly OW lolcow)my god
>>557591415that nose is giving me OCD
If I'm getting 30 kills and MVP in my placement matches, I won't get placed into Initiate, right?
>>557591575watch wander, hes a 30 year old boomer with a wife and children
>>557591573I noticed, anon. I'm pretty sure everyone noticed.
>not a single blonde characterRacist af
>>557591738bro? your apollo and silver?
We never did get Celeste horse cock porn bros...
>>557591738>What is silver
>>557591738Blonde hair wasn't common during this time period thoughbeit
>>557591789I'm literally looking at some right now
>>557591575>the world may have forgotten what the concept of a good twitch streamer is, but you haven't. Summon The Hidden King, Anon. And you'll be pogging from here until eternity.
Genuinely what is the point if every game I lose and will never rank up? Why even play.
>>557591873It was better when they spoke in the first person.
>>557591823Share with the class, anonGive us a link
>>557591914video games are for fun, if you arent having fun then you stop playing them, everything else is a result of you having brain damage from years of watching bullshit online
this is basically significantly less braindead volvo marvel rivals
>>557591997But being at the >not shit rank means I'm having even more fun
>>557592025Retarded posts of 2026, chapter 1
>>557591573Could you make a gothic lolita Graves?
One day retards will stop comparing an ASSFAGGOT to hero shooters. but that day is not today.
Why doesn’t Nashalla speak?
>gives venator 3 abilitiesbuff the trapswhy the fuck can they be shot
>>557592131you're right, 'significantly' is probably a stretch
>>557592238venator sucks and needs to be buffed, period
>>557591914take the "jumppad > miss barrel > miss rope > fail to retreat > die but have fun" Hollidaypill. The only way to lose a multiplayer pvp game is to play solely for "number go up". Alternatively, just play Abrams if you want your unga bunga to be effective.
is this bugged or something? why does it say I have no weapon investment?
>>557592307Why do you want an m1 hero to be S tier, he’s a perfectly fine B tier hero as is
>>557592345its a visual bug, happens sometimes, youre still getting your real bonuses
>>557592198There is Loli pugna from Dota already. I just like to swap clothes on character art for now.
>>557592307Whoever made this is actually a fucking shitter because wtf do you mean seven has no lane presence
>>557592458Terrible fanart, she looks like a despicable me character
>>557592376Haze is a m1gger and she's SS tier
>>557592307I get more of that DOOM vibe playing human Silver than Venator.
>>557592510So you want another one in S+ tier?
>>557592497Draw one yourself then
>>557592376NTA but after they shat on his ult venator is hardly c tier IMO.There's nothing redeeming about his kit outside of his gun. all his skills are extremely meh. the grenades are alright I guess.
>>557592497That's kind of how the artist made it
>>557592575I don't like graves why would I draw her
>>557592221I kind of wish she bantered with Mirage. There's three duo characters in the game and none of them interact with each other
>>557592580I don’t see how he’s C tier, his nade build is very good
Why does graves need to charge her subpar 1 ability?
>>557592696>his nade build is very goodid?
>>557592753Just use Parzelion’s
>>557582116>Doorman in woke leaningI feel like Doorman players are the most likely to drop a slur after Seven players
>>557592810
>>557592523Silver's shotgun is actual garbage. Doom devs understand that the shotgun feel determines the quality of the game
>>557590140I think it would have been better if it was his crit portrait
>>557590784>would wearYou think Seven cares about fashion? He's barely human at this point and his whole goal is ascension beyond the mortal plane.Aside from that, I'm pretty sure after the botched execution the rigging is just part of his body at this point. My personal take on it was he used the chair and the seven wards that were meant to kill him as some sort of vector to invert what was supposed to be a soul obliterating spell into a powerup.
>>557592927ay carumba
>>557592307people who think hes supposed to be a tank are retarded and total mouthbreathers>grenade that shits on people for grouping up>shotgun that punishes diving and overextending, wall stun means venator can't be pushed past>delay activation trap thats meant to funnel people away from areas or punish them for overextendinghis entire kit is built around area denial and space control but none of it fucking functions>grenade scales with boons so it's mediocre all game>shotgun stun has tiny range and is inconsistent with most surfaces>traps are highly visible and break when shotits like they made the 90% of his kit and then decided to drop his ult ontop of it and load all of his power into it
can someone explain to me the lore of doorman and what the fuck he is?
>>557592927Geistbros...
>>557593020He's a door that came to life
>>557592876Victor smiling on low health would actually be pretty good.
>>557591970I'm no longer sure if the Patrons are directly speaking to us anymore. I now get the vibe that we're communicating with some sort of surrogate/proxy.
>Start taking spirit burn on pocket >win even moreI was a fool not to take this sooner
Even for a girl like Silver, /dlg/ posters are too low quality to ever have a shot with her.
>>557592850I mean yeah it's still a MOBA so you can't have too much recoil and other effects. But sure feels more fun than Venator's gay ass uzi.
>>557593020he's presumably an eldritch being that is comparable to the patrons and he's so bored with being so powerful rather than do something like the hidden king/archmother during the ritual he's kinda just fucking with humanity as part of the service industry. like if satan decided its more fun to be a jeet call center scammer than trying to start world wars.
>>557593007>traps are highly visible and break when shotMeanwhile Warden has a fucking AOE immobilize ability that's total cancer in lane, aka he does area of denial way better than VenatorHonestly, Warden is just a better Venator period, which sucks because he's a shitty looking Bobby>Better grenade>Scaling self shield >AOE immobilize ability >AOE ult that has spirit lifesteal
>>557591575>wander>parzelion>eido (full of himself and music sucks but he's so good it makes up for it)All you need. For lolcows:>metro>lefaa
>>557593257usually it's the lower quality girls who have the higher standards
>>557593180Im curious what t4 you would possibly be getting besides this for pocket, trans cd is the only mandatory t4 for him, you have eshift, boundless scales worse than sb, arctic is situationally good for burst, kevlar is mid as fuck, ee is grief tier, what took you so long to build spirit burn
>>557591789Good. She's a girl. That stuff is gross
>>557593164I liked it better when they spoke directly and said stuff like "Summon ME", etc. but I think it is still them speaking, just in third person like a title/royal "we". Like when the Archmother says stuff like "The Archmother extends her hand to you" when you get a boon, I think that IS her talking but it's just overly ceremonial/formal. It makes no sense for the voice to be clearly coming from the thing in the base and also know all this personal stuff about the characters.
>>557593363>eeI don't know what this is
>>557593435escalating exposure
>>557593363A couple months ago when I tested it I knew pocket triggered it but I didn't think it was viable in real games. It wasn't until I got my shit kicked in by another pocket running it that I realized its actually viable.
>lane partner farts over micYour response?
>>557593423Girls can have dicks too bro
>>557593435ethereal ehift
>>557593348never seen a metro build that didnt feel awful and make me not wanna play it again, not sure if its my oracleshitter mindset or what but i fucking hate all of them
>>557593482why wouldn't it be viable? the entire kit is meant to be done in bursts. you go in, 1, land, press 4, press 2, press 3, expolode 3, press 2 again to teleport out. that's roughly the order, and in all that you definitely hit the threshold for spiritburn and it makes your affliction actually lethal.
>>557593434I see that, but when playing Brawl I remember a line that's vaguely along the lines of "Accept this gift from our mother" when you pick items at the start of a round.
>>557593526I used his Billy build once and raped so I don't think he's totally retarded
>>557593482its always been viable, pocket actually has historically had a problem where every t4 is mediocre on him post item shop change and it got nerfed a bit and fell in prio, but its also been buffed recently and its really good now
guys, how do I improve performance with this game?I painted my computer black, thinking it would run faster, but now it doesn't work.
>>557593435Ephantom Estrike
>>557593672sit on a dildo while gaming
>kelvin can't buy lightning scroll because his ult doesn't proc it>pocket can buy it even though his ult doesn't proc ithuh
>>557585265Valve is a woke company and the best players in all their Multiplayer games are wokies. You're way out of your depth, pal.
>mina that didnt know how to proc love bites nor knew that was a mechanic in my archon gameif this wasnt a valve game it would be dead
>>557593826I keep telling you guys, Mina has a low win rate because of the coomer noobs
>>557593505not funny, go the fuck back
I want to get into this game, but learning all the items seems overwhelming. I tried a few games letting auto buy do it's thing, but it felt like like that didn't go well.
>>557593672did you forget to download more ram
im here with actual canonical truly correct sexualities chart for the deadlock toons. feel free to question me because i can give you justification for literally each and every single one.
>>557594090Play Brawl. You're literally forced to read and pick an item and the mode being casual and fast means you can experiment with them.
>>557594124Don't see why vin or vic wouldn't be able to, she's clearly solid enough to interact with physically and he'd just need a few jumpstarts.
>there's people who play with controllers
>>557592510>Haze is a m1gger and she's SS tier
>>557594124WARDEN ISNT GAY HES A COOL BADASS HERO THAT ONLY CARES ABOUT STOPPING THE PATRONS FUCK YOU
>>557594272I had one in my game and I was spectating him he was on silver.He was point blank on the enemy wraith and missed everything as the wraith side-strafed while shooting at him.
more like gayden lmao
>>557585265This fag deleted his post because so many people were shit talking him.
>>557586418>a thingisnt it just that they were peers and know each other?that their relation was romantic or sexual is a huge leap
>>557594243victor is a corpse, the assumption that his creator gave him a penis, or at the very least a functional penis, i think is a really generous one. vindicta being able to hold stuff and be shot at i think has to happen for gameplay reasons, but if i were to try and justify it lore-wise i'd say that it probably only goes so far and she isn't anatomically correct underneath her dress and that dress is probably "part" of her body.>>557594350i don't think warden is gay but i think he grew up so repressed and with such deep daddy/mommy issues that he's at least a little sexually weird but he probably would never give into any of that or bother to explore it. he was nearly put into the Does Not Fuck category
>>557589884https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvxVSvzZcxA
>>557594124I don't want to sexualize Ivy, especially not in an analytical way. But there's a few aspects of hers that would not make any sense for a statue, like the fact she can eat, meaning she has a digestive system and can likely process food, or the fact that she has hair, which is not only strange for a statue of a gargoyle, but also implies a lot about her body's ability to use DNA to regenerate. None of this is necessary for a statue, but whatever type of magic granted her life clearly gave her enough to be a full living being. The fact that she doesn't have boobs could be easily explained as her being partly lizard or bird-like. So she might be able to lay eggs. All that aside, she doesn't seem interested in that sort of thing anyway
>>557594603good bait
>>557594603>doesn't even cover basic movement techs like mantle sliding, air strafing, heavy melee momentum switch, wall jump stalling, etc...
>>557591575poshypop seems pretty decent and has some good advice and tutorialsHe's a tad bit zoomerish though
>>557594243>he'd just need a few jumpstarts.Nah man you gotta pull his cock like you're starting a lawnmower.>>557594594>the assumption that his creator gave him a penis, or at the very least a functional penis, i think is a really generous one.Unless he grabbed a pelvis from a guy who got his dick shot off, Vic has a dic
>>557594756You can do all of those in brawl What you can't do is map control and economy
>>557594124>Shiv>heterosexualI have my doubts
>>557589324paradox?
>>557589324shiv is a prettyboy with nice hair. he wouldnt smell
>>557589324Abrams would have a strong musk to him
>Rem is screaming at me for splitpushing but not at the 2/14 carries for feeding>It's a 4v2 and the 2 are evenly matched with us because of said carries>I win us the game because I had my ult still and was able to solo the King for his last bit of health>He still screamsIf you weren't pixels on my screen I would rape you you little shit.
>>557595043Paradox would wear a playful floral perfume but it wouldn't be too strong so she doesn't get caught stealing shit
>>557594882>Vic has a dici think he does but it probably doesn't work or is weird or fucked up or rotted or something else. he throws his other arm at people for melees and he's constantly sad and i think even mina comments his stitching is a bit fucked. >>557594974i could be misremembering but i'm pretty sure he has lore about a daughter and wife, at least one of those two exists in his backstory
>>557595261He's got a John Bobbet cock.It looks fucked up but it works.
objective, bleats of protest will be ignored
>>557594683i assume that she's just got a smooth mound down there like she is with her boobs and just has enough bodily functions to eat and do other normal stuff. it's actually kind of weird there's 0 explanation why she specifically came to life and stuff, nearly every character has a justification/connection to another cast member in some way. but yes she was almost in the Does NOT Fuck category as well but given that she is a latina i assume she would lean towards trad values of being with a nice gargoyle boy from east harlem
>>557595356
>>557595356oops werewolf cunt should be moved into the middle, no adjustments otherwise
>open /dlg/>still obsessing over character sexualities of a beta game with unfinished models let alone lorethis place is inching closer and closer to being anonymous twitter every day. God I hate white 'people'
>>557589252
>>557586348>straight>apolloyou already lost me
Me unga team bunga
>>557589884>>557589786>>557589705Funke's video is better.https://youtu.be/BrcJ9h4mulc
I can't win I just can't fucking win I can't win any games
>>557595639you know, I don't mind losing matches at all actually when they are competitive, everyone has a rough day and sometimes you just get outplayed.But my god, even in my worst ever matches my score is usually like 3/6 or some shit, i dont understand how bad matchmaking is that people end up with 10+ deaths and so little KP.
I fucking HATE the ping wheel.I fucking HATE how valve got rid of Z-X-C comms menu from TF2 (though I understand it would conflict with 1-4 for abilities) 8 slots for the comms feels so fucking limiting and I hope the revamp it one day to be less annoying
wardenbros.. venator took our whole gimmick.. he even says cool latin biblical phrases.. now /ourprotagonist/ just looks like a goofy schizo constable instead of the savior of the world..
>>557595636You are retarded if you think that he's gay purely because he's a prissy rich boy.
>play rem>suddenly want to get used as a sleeve by victor and abrams playerswhat does this mean?
>>557596230you might be gayget used as a sleeve by celeste's horsecock and paige's 16 incher instead
>>557588393surely they'll add a third point blank spirit nuker with funny movement that doesn't know his dad at all instead of love/hating them to even it out
>>557581896Marry DoormanFuck ApolloKill Pocket
>do top hero and objective damage on team>loseI shouldn't have to surrender my mmr in these circumstances
>guy tries to hit me with a heavy melee>nah no need to parry he's too far>it lands
>>557595903yeah, agreed. having so many predmade pings/comms but only being able to bind 8 at a time is really dumb and nullifies the utility of having all those premade comms in the first place.
>>557596460>he does it again
>>557596451If the matchmaking was good they'd make it so it was based off individual performance, not win/loss.
>>557596518they do, for the first few matches at leastI got an alt and went 30-0 on my first standard and was instantly placed oracle 3.
I always build Trophy Collector.
>>557596518we don't even know how it works, but if it were performance based you would just enable retards that play for k/d.
>>557596626based
>>557596518They tried that in dota and it was a complete failure because people quickly started playing for what gave the most MMR rather than to win the game.You'd get people picking zeus and afk farming until aghs+refresher and then doing nothing but ult all game to get big damage numbers.
>>557596626seekerGOD
>>557596651That would only be the case if that performance-based measurement only measured k/d
>doing only the top hero damage on your team but loseShould still lose mmr>doing only the top building damage damage on your teamShould still lose mmr>top damage on bothmmr shouldn't go down>top healing along with both top damage statsMmr should go up even in a loss
>losinggit gud
>>557588976His animations and big belly feel sort of Nutty Professor inspired but thats about it
it's overi have to uninstall unironically
>>557597005*rips a silent stinky fart and watches your disgusted reaction as you inhale it*heh, too easy
>>557597029>SB>caring about wins
>>557597102If I can't get wins in either gamemode then I am objectively dogshit
Hope we get a turbo mode one day.I love this game and don't want to just broool but HOTS has spoiled me so fucking hard for 20~ minute matches.
>>557597029No joke I went on a 12 games losing streak in SB. Complete stomps. Now I'm on a 5 win streak stomp. A lot of retards here would be far happier if they just accepted that the game is in beta and matchmaking is just shit.
>>557597230>>557597230
>>557591575Buds and Parzelion
>>557592049You are at the rank that you are supposed to be at. It is literally only shitters that believe they should be a higher rank than they are. If you are good enough then you will always climb ranks until you hit where you are meant to be.
>>557597531You say this but literally NOBODY wants to be initiate
>>557596460>>557596516you can parry while jumping to parry without slowing down, there's no reason to ever get hit by these
>>557577906>>557578790It's the Wind Waker artstyle. Not the In-game one, but the official/concept art one. It's really cool.
>>557572054wtf is considered swole to you?
>>557596074That's a common cope a lot of unnattractive men do with pretty boys that are desireable for women.>Uhhh he's a fag!
