Previous: >>557550724>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Sakura Chiyono O (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Sasami Anshinzawa (Pal), SR Tamamo Cross (Guts), SSR Riko Kashimoto (Pal), SSR Tazuna Hayakawa (Pal)Current CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mMain Story Chapter 5 is out02/13 - 02/19 - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Valentine Taiki Shuttle (3*), Valentine Sounds of Earth (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru, SSR Neo UniverseNew Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/KYOU MO CURREN CHAN ICHIBAN KAWAII!!!!
Digitan LOVE
Mambo!
>>557568513awooga
>curren be like:O
ICHIBAN KAWAII
So um. A Dirt CM is coming up next. Do I use Regular Pasa or Fantasy Pasa? I actually have no idea which three Umas I'd want to run for it, so if you guys got any good ideas I'd love to hear them!
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/hnDu1Chttps://jiggie.fun/hnDu1CAlternate simpler puzzle for non-shape-rotators:https://jiggie.fun/_RMR3Chttps://jiggie.fun/_RMR3C
>>557568657mambo!
-10 energy+10 Guts
Currengawds rule this general
>>557568513you could have at least used a different image
HOEH?
Whoever was spamming the Gentildonna comics, keep going, I was reading them
feels like with every CM, the percentage of whales just gets higher and higherall of the casuals have given up or some shit
This is a mistake, my winrate is under 40%
>>557568869
>*in front of her trainee* the grand finale, the place where vodka can shine brighter than anyone elsewhat the fuck did she mean by this
Maya is so talented
goodnight bros
Is /uma/ a sovlful falco general or a soulless curren general?
>>557568794Depends on your roster
>>557568842Why does the manipulative whore attract so many trannies?
>>557568794I can't really tell. I only did 2 /uma/ scrims and in one of them a Front Regular Pasa left everyone in the dust, there was one Pace Pasa in the second scrim and she failed.
Umas I've seen a shitload of but never winning.>Silence Suzuka>Smart Falcon>Taiki Shuttle>Fuji KisekiUmas I've seen winning a fuckload>Sakura Bakushin O>Curren Chan>Air Groove
>>557568781cuuuuuuuuuute
>>557569029yes
>some day, ill shine just as bright... thats it im gonna do it for her (me) going to eat spicy noodles for me and thats the start
>>557568935You are being entered in to Group A against your will. Please do not resist.
*sparklystardom's u*ggs shake my hand
vodka has got sexy ears
>>557568513REEEEEEE GET BACK HERE YOU DUMB BIRD
>>557569029Mihono Burrobone general
>>557567956
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBydgS_5jskok now I see why Oguri is so popularactually fucking lost, my sides are in orbit and I want to crawl into a hole from secondhand embarrassment at the same time. I love this fat fuck now, hope she spooks me Wednesday.
>>557568879>>557569309based
>>557568703I love it when other uma are in shot
why the hell did suzuka decide to start dying in junior year milesi ran her in 3 races, a g3, g1, and pre op. she died in all threei gaslit myself into thinking unrestrained was bad so my best suzuka doesn't have it, and wasn't able to finish a borrow run with her today.hopefully she'll be ready for round 2
>>557569309
happy meek deserves to be a playable character, to get a good trainer, now shes been there to let others win for the amount of time that she has been
Have you been enjoying Curren's CM? Usually you have to put in a lot of effort to run Curren in the other distances, but this one is free!
>>557569504I let her win the URA once, she should be grateful
what does teio step even do
I can't believe I lost to a fucking Taishin keep your ugly boy in longslop where you belong
>>557569490
>>557569565well not free, she still wins, but my winrate is less than 50% what it was in Round 1. Love her to death though, so fucking glad she spooked me, one of Uma Musume's happiest surprises. Now if Falco would just spook me.......
>>557569565She's barely performing better than King Halo bro
>>557569504It feels like there's a weird rule against horses that debuted in the game to become playable even when they become real horses after.
>>557569678
>>557568513I love this succubus
>>557568657
>>557569070My Fuji has been doing better than expected
>>557569770it should be noted that happy meek is clearly supposed to be a white stallion while happy meek if she real is a gray mare
>>557569907simply the cutest
>>557569867
Super Creek's VA is really pretty. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Unm5hV4wcX8
>>557569959Just introduce Happy Meek's twin sister of the same name who wears an ornament on the other ear.
>>557569605I dont like that and because of meek, my life goal is to win 3 times in a row if I want a win (or 3 times in a row over 3 races, but its more 3 wins in a row to really win)
>>557568794I'm probably gonna try Fantasy Pasa + OGuri + Taiki>>557569070I've seen like two Fujis win one stole the victory from my Creek.Falcos and Taikis seem to be very all-or-nothing in my rooms. Either they get the lead and never lose it or they get overtaken and fall all the way to the back.
>>557570063
>>557570073She also drew herself
>>557570073she looks like an IRL shotacon.........
>>557568657Mambo Mambo
Why didn't they skip mant?
>30% winrate>somehow qualified for A finalsgrimidk what went wrong. i had like 70% winrate in round 1. usually i only drop ~10-15% winrate going from round 1 to round 2
happy meek thread (im literally happy meek irl) the happy meek (horse) is cute. I like the grey horses, its like oguri cap or something
someone post that gif of currenyou know the one
>>557570316LET'S GO GAMBLING
>>557570235
>>557570316yeah I couldn't tell either, same thing happened to me. I was 27/40 in round 1, 68% winrate, and 6/20 so far in round 2, 30% winrate, less than fucking half. Shiraoki-sama was not on my side, went 0/5 then 1/4, 2/3 and 3/2. It was a slaughterhouse.
>>557570296i hope they turn the acceleration up to 2x during tb
>>557570296You think Cygames cares that much?
>>557569565ive legit never seen a single Curren in all my 60 races
>almost perfect run>tazuna decides to be a bitch and never appears>i'm C facing an A unity team>fucking lose>tazuna gives me B right after>get A before Ura finale>goes to say I fucking lost agains Cocunn and GlassI hate Tazuna now
>>557570397if anyone wants to check all the translations I've done for this artist, I'm leaving them all here https://e-hentai.org/g/3792046/4c893f436c/
Ran into a giga mutated Cafe in Group A who would've won but my Pasa fucking robbed her by a nose
Almost all of my losses were to pace down bullshit
>>557570138based did ny ulala get it
>>557570675>tazunawhat is this dude doing
that finals dialogue made me the angry meek
>>557569036I'm unfortunately missing most of the big dirt ones like Taiki Shuttle, NY Haru and Agnes Digital but I feel like I can still make something cool with the others that I have!
6 or 7 and I pull all my savings on pitlicker
>>557570772asking the CIA and yakuza to decode what this post means be right back
>>5575709136 or 7
>Bakushin gets lead but still loses Welp time to bench her for pasa
>>557570773>doesn't play the game
>>557568794You have enough time to train a >front< regular Pasa, this is one of the metapicks if you want to train Pasa.>>557570867From here, you have Summer Maru, that's another good pick. Your third can be Oguri Cap, nothing beats good ol' Oguri Cap.
>>557569070I have evidence of Suzuka winning.
>>557570982there was someone earlier who seemed to really want 3 in a row in cm with ny urara
vokda has a nice butt (in her signature racewear) and ears
need Golshi's sweaty umanko on my face
annaanon nsfw curren animation soon
>>557570987>pull once in honor of the 7>this happenedWHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SORCERY
>>557571165Vodka is one of the hottest girls in this game.
>>557570581Yeah
>>557571220
Why is my Curren jobbing dachisAnswer me /uma/ANSWER ME
>>557571223based >>557571246awooga! based!!
>>557571096I've seen a couple of them, and I had built one myself that I tested before the CMs. The impression I get is that she just cant really hold the lead at the end even with Unrestrained. Anyone that kicks at the end just blows by her.
>>557571220EXPLODE
>>557570676Thanks anon
>>557571301wit too low
Teio paizuri
>>557570675>C facing A teamthen you go middle or worst-case, bottom, dumbass. Losing a race that isn't the first one is worse than choosing middle/bottom and winning.
>>557571301low wit, no NSM, no Speed Star. Curvature is kind of useless on this CM.
>>557571084F-Fronts....I have...REALLY BAD times trying to make Fronts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU2FGDXYjJk
>>557571319>>557570676>Uploaded to the pandabaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaased translate kun!Reminds me of this anon https://exhentai.org/g/3684872/c9e1a099da/
Tama naizuri
>>557571301low power low wit so you're rolling low on the downhill a lot. you also only have one circle distance corners. unlucky current can easily roll double circle sprint and pace. Straight descent sucks only has like one spot and low good proc chance. Don't need nimble nav unless you had nothing else to buy which I double since no double circle corners/straights
>>557571301>Double S Apt>Meh statsThis game always has a fucking catch
>>557568513
>>557570867>have Pasa>have Oguri>have SMaruyou'll be fine, anon
>>557571418I didn't get either S so I knew the career was done so I threw everything out the window fuck Tazuna
that dictus alt horse (literally do not know her name by this point) media where she walks on screen and text comes up like "ohayoo" or something... is pretty hot. I mean maybe its not supposed to be sexy (it is though isnt it) but something about it compared to the western bs is hot like I think I get that its supposed to be hot. like a dom thing or something idk
>>557571456
i want the boy sex hoodie...
>>557571637Just simple enough that I'd actually wear it.
>>557571628
my first s rank and my first 2x 1200
>don't see any uraras this round at the start>see 2 later>they won both lobbiesWhat the fuck
>>557570920Fucking dumbass
>>557571301Is this another post where you post something that’s not as you describe to get a cheap gotcha?
>>557571723thats her pee
>>557571801GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
>>557571751
LEGALIZE SWEEPYI DONT WANT TO FARM PARENTS
sexo gold ship
>>557571459You have to take the nige pill, do it for taabo.
>>5575719311st anni they are unlocking framerate and adding super skip trust the plan
>>557570316The lobby pace is different from round 1 and 2. The environment can make a good uma bad, and a bad uma good.
>>557571989gold shipcunt grip
>>557571903Art imitates life
>>557570316A B+ Curren beat an Anon here so anything goes
>>557571301do not listen to anyone telling you to put more points into powerpower is a jewish psyop and 1200 wit is more important than 1k+ power on this track
this week I found two cigarettes, I mean one cigarette twicethey were sitting there on top of an ashtray for me as I was coming out of the store
>run is basically dead if you don't get sprint/dirt A on second inspiration with mutated acesDanchou better be thankful I take the extra few minutes to properly finish the run each time
>>557571359You wit negros will never gaslight me ever Wit is a meme statA MEME STAT>>557571456I have Navi & Prepared to Pass though??? Is that not enough?? Do you want me to run my 0LB Finemo? >Curvature is uselessI thought corner skills were always good though??? >>557571516>unlucky current can easily roll double circle sprint and pace.God I wish that was the caseI even run the Ardan Wit card T_TNever mind the fact I also have to rely on sparks for Head-On because I never get it from bubbles>Don't need nimble nav unless you had nothing else to buyIs Nimble Navi/NSM a gaslight or not???? The other anon said I needed it...WHICH ONE OF YOU IS LYING TO ME
>>557571931>>557572034Botting is fine It dont do no harm
>>557572123>lates and ends>witmaxingbased retard
>>557572254nigga who the fuck is using lates or ends this CM
reminder her name is CHAN not Curren
>>557572192>Wit is a meme statenjoy your B finals bwo
>>557568513I HATE CURREN
>>557572235Bourbon would want you to manually do your runs to exhaustion.
>>557571796Why would I do that dachi what would I get out of thatWho am I getting a gotcha from even?
>>557572318No, it's Curren. No one calls Bouqet "Curren" because "Curren" is already taken.
more like succen succen a cock (my cock lol)
>>557572389>because "Curren" is already takenYeah, by me.
>>557572316AirGODS, KingCHADS, and SigmaUrara>also Taishin
why do we hate this cute boss strong mare?
ohayo konitchiwa
S-she's just being nice
>>557572340Enjoy YOUR B finals you meanI am a gamer
I finally have enough banners to potential 5 KawaPri. Time to use all of my borrows tomorrow on her and make a last minute Sprint Princess.
How is everyone criticising the anon's curren but no one point out his stats are significantly worse than URA uma? That's a sadly trained uma.
Trainers, please remember that umapyoi is FORBIDDEN
>>557572534wow she was so black.....
>>557572595might have to consult the DISM for this one. hm pretty sure thats one of the traits...
>>557572595>she read my mind
>>557572681she did michael jackson
>>557572749>until i'm satisfiedShe will never be satisfied
>>557568794front original pasa is there to both win and block pace el condor pasa. you are likely to get mogged by falcon but at least the second place wont be pace el. strong against single front room, or suzuka dirtlate fantasy el condor pasa has good gold skill but her ult is RNG. it requires you to have overtake target, and on the final corner you are gonna trigger bunch of corner skills, it may causes the ult to trigger too earlyboth are fine if u can build either of them
>>557572783konichiwa
>>557572254>he doesn't get enough on his wit on his end closers>he thinks they're for "gambling"gaslit
>>557572595That's right I will only think about Curren-chan and just Curren-chan from now on.*throw my Smart Falcon merch in to the trash can*
>>557569070>Silence Suzukaworks on my machine
rape fine moan
>>557572192Yes WIT is a MEME stat outside of frontrunners and Christmas Oguri. Its not a bad choice for Team Trials as well. People at comfortable 5.5 at TT should care less about it and just send out 3 aces.Corner skills are good for activating THH skill especially if you can get it for cheapI just bought nimble navi for my Curren just in case it gets a lucky proc.Truth to be told I still dont know if guts is actually working even though mechanics said it will be helpful for you late in the race. I dont even have the cards anyway so why bother.
konichiwa origato
>>557572316Me
>>557572254I've noticed that Taishin with higher wit are the ones performing the best.
>>557572983SEX finemoan
>>557572815Scary>>557572742Being dense is a requirement for a protag>>557572968#OnlyCurren #OshiKatsu
>>557572992You’re wrong.
OK what the fuck is her problem she is literally just going sex sex you I am going to sex you
Curren is so strong
>>557573335seriously wow that uma sex wow that uma is totally like that amirite
>>557573335
>>557573259that beach at night must be a hot spot for trainers and umas
I turned skip off one time during a daiwa career to read the dialogue and got sad because (before I knew what curren was) it was her saying she cant beat daiwa UwU and shes so sad so she hopes I cheer her on UwU. so sadthen sad again at that finals happy meek this game makes me sad
that suzuka run ended up turning around, i didnt realize her goal wasn't end of year like the others, but her power ended a little low750 power + optimal gold accel + tail held high vs 850 power + highlandernot sure which is strongersometimes my runs are weirdly low power, hopefully i can fix that tomorrow
>>557573424>SPARKLY STARD-ACK
next im going to turn skip off to read the happy shoe shopping story (happy meek lore) I hope its about how happy meek doesnt give a shit about winning or something. like she doesnt care about this one but wants to go do other things and win those
>>557573335Get used to it, all the new girls are like this in the japanese version
The run isn't going well, do you make a deal with the devil?
>>557573335why does nobody complain when maya does it?
>>557573508>summer>right after a festival>under starlightIt's a really romantic umadom spot indeed
Can someone explain how this bullshit predictions work? Curren's the only one of my Umas with capped speed and she's got a _, while the others have an O and a Triangle.
>>557573769cause shes like 10 years old
>>557573424someone explain how curren skill procs
>>557573645The sexiest
>>557572316I run a late Digitan because she's my oshi.She's actually got 3 or 4 wins. So proud of her.
HOW LONG UNTIL I CAN 10 PULL WITH FREE TICKETS
Special WeekSpecial Peak
>>557573882when it's around half to 2/3rds of the race and she overtakes someone within pacer's positioning
>>557573971Never
>>557573807yeah ive got a theory about the predictionsnot going to tell you thoOK I will tell you half. its because the +400 to all stats boost is invisible, so its rating your uma based on that (rating you lower than you will perform in career)
>>557573993Thanks anyon
>>557573769I don't, I'm vicariously enjoying all of these.
>>557572972damn that's a fine Suzie. Deck/sparks? Assuming 18* pwr?
>>557572972pls dont appear in my rooms
>>557572192for nimble the track is too wide open it's barely worth it for like lates. you shouldnt be hitting it more than 1 in 10. Can't recommend it over other skills you had them. Wit is huge because we only have 3 stats that matter and a large downhill which is a wit roll
I like this uma ill probably play her if I ever roll an uma and get one >all the new girls are like that (JP) yeah and I saw the new uma release on global and had to take a step back, I was like, woah I dont give a shit about this horse and am seeing if I would play one based on if they are sexo or something and that isnt what I was doing when I first started playing this umais full of sovl thoand would let me put it in her butt
>>557573807Left bar is Speed and Guts.
>>557573753the odds for health chakra are pretty good, try that one
This matchmaking is genuinely weird. I know they said they "adjusted it" but it really feels completely lopsided. Either I get stomped by higher UAs or I stomp UD/Cs. I'm well ahead of where I usually am in LoH this time around because of it, I wonder if that's the actual intention. Either way, the lopsidedness of how hard Bubble is carrying is kind of funny.
>>557574373soudesu ne...
reminder that wit training with the reporter before she gets rolling is an extremely favourable turn and very entropic/enthalpic (either positive or negative I havent figured out enough to know yet)
>>557573202>>557572908GAMBLING FUCKING VODKAS
>>557574373this is global baka
>>557574373congrats
>>557574373stegooooooooo
>>557573202i won virgo mile CM with taishin because of the high wits and mid race skills (her ult works on final corner too). late surgers dump alot of SP into accel skills so they are an easy passing target. that's the advantage endclosers can have. it's a less gambling option, but you are gonna need more accel to catch up to the front
>>557574373Whats LoH, does it differ much to CMs, when do we get it in Global. Also whats your deck looking like?Also congrats i guess, but I dont know is the 300 carats reward good or low for that gamemode
>>557574568gamble game
>Condor pasa fighting hard for first place>2/3rds into the middle leg she gets pace down and slides to the back, taking my Curren and Bakushin with her>7th, 8th, 9th. I don't understand this retarded mechanic. Is it bad to have an uma that's fast enough to compete for 1st or second midrace
>>557574325That's what I did, health chakra is so strong. Managed to max speed without resting and was 1 off getting the stamina bonus. But she's still good for testing.
>>557574373I'm sorry is this /uma/ or /umajp/?
>>557574741what does this say
>>557574373I hope you make it to plat 4 bwo
>>557574741it gets somewhat fixed in the future but really not much you can do but get lucky with pace breaking skills that last long enough or bring a sac front
you can tell wit is gaslight because you go nuts over max wit while not caring about max power but bring turf sparks instead of style sparks
https://github.com/SweepTosher/umamusume-sweepy/blob/main/docs/umabike.gif
>>557574954now this is a trvke
>>557572316MeI exclusively use late/endSure my team jobs 98% of the time but those few times where the do stars align and every late race skill procs and my umas zoom past all the Falcos Bakushins and Currens make it all worth it
Less Gaslighting.More Mile/Dirt Tamamo Farming.One of us needs to hit the 3*Stam, 3*Pink, and we really need to play the numbers game.
>>557574954style spark not affecting skill activation is easily the worst offender
>>557574954>>557575064What does power do again, I remember people saying theres thresholds or something depending on the track
i think it's better to smilemax and friendsmax
this is like a select case .py
>>557575317case statements only got added to python in 3.11 2 years ago
>>557574702>does it differ much to CMs,Yeah. It's still PVP but it's more of a tournament. You can only participate in finals if you get a high enough score but that's for whales as there's a hyper limited amount of people who can make it in. >Also congrats i guess, but I dont know is the 300 carats reward good or low for that gamemodeThat's only for getting to a specific rank. There's still days to continue climbing. >DeckBorrowed MLB Power Fine Motion, 0* Onsen lady, MLB Wit Daiwa (SR), 1* Rhein Kraft Speed, 3* Stego and MLB Almond Eye was what I ran for Bubble specifically.
>>557574892People, I feel really stupid. Yesterday I saw this gif on TikTok and I swear I thought it was a new character from the gacha or a random Uma, until I searched who she was. Now I understand why nobody discovered Perry the Platipus.t.spic desu wa
>>557575395why are you a spic
it still feels weird that paces are so much faster than fronts, the numbers don't seem like they'd work out that wayits not velocities that make it seem that way either
Did they imply who was his main trainee?I think it's blatant that the Spica trainer's choice was Suzuka
>>557575628>mainDoesn't he just train all of Canopus
>>557575628neicha
>>557575628Turbo obviously
>>557575628Mambo, she was the one carrying the team.
>>557575625What do you mean anon
>>557575628Oissu...
>>557575628Neicha
>>557575496It could be worse, at least my country is not one of the many south american fifthworld shitholes.
>>55757414112* pwr and 3* sta
>>557575625Everyone is faster than fronts, fronts can only win by building a mid race lead so goddamn strong they finish the race before the rest catches up. This also works with their advantage of being the style that starts spurting early because they cross late-race sooner than anyone else.
>>557575886So you're not latinx? Just say you're Spaniard.
>>557575182>not affecting skill activationnghhh my 91.5% vs 92.5% skill activation chancesloppers really
>>557576010>Latinx Kill yourself
Nature won't settle for THAT
>>557574832I just pulled her on the all-uma banner and I really want to run her for Aqaurius, but I don't have Seiun Sky and I don't have a 7* Dirt spark. I don't think this going to work.........Saiyaku-da.....
>>557575886Stop the self-hate, faggot. It's all just banter, there's nothing wrong with you being a South American latinx. No need to deny your ethnicity and nationality just to appeal to randos online.
>>557576204Isn't it still a plancha/mummy accel track though
>>557575382>>557574373Stop stealing shit and pretend you play the game
>>557568513I can't wait for MANT so I can get Curren
>>557575628He was fucking Nature if that's what you mean by main trainee
>>557575369vb script has them
Since thread is slow, for anons that "main" a style, what was the moment that made you devote your plans to that style?
>>557575628Spica trainer's choice was Spechud. He scouted her before she was even at Tracen. Canopus was Neicha. fuck rigil, they're faggots
Sometimes I forget how nice it is to train umas who actually have speed growth
>>557576104Latinxbro...
>>557576204I have Seiun Sky but I'm not making a dirt parent with her, I'm borrowing the Seiun I use for Maru from this guy
>>557576254those work, it's true, but Angling also works. It's late in the corner, only 33m before late-race, but Angling is a guaranteed activation if you're in 1st place, it's not a wit check. So if you're running front but not Angling, the odds of you winning the race tank.
I've done 35 parent pasa runs and so far she won ONE derby.
>>557576413milk truck arriv
>>557576487unironically trainer issue
so when are we pooling our 20 brazillian dollars into buying stock in a syndicate jap horse so we can watch it race
>>557576487run her pace for derby bwo, it's a free win even if your stam is low
>>557576254For pace, yeah. For fronts, it's AAS plancha. For late/end it's mummy/ryan
>>557576385What do you mean "main a style"
>>557576384That's because it is a sane language. Imaging using a language maintained by a guy named "Guido"
Stop calling her Spechud.
>>557576576When we’re sure none of the anons in this thread will try to fuck it
>>557576680Spefat
>>557576576>20 brazillian dollarsThat's like almost 4USD, I could eat for a day with that...
>>557576654the guy maintaining vbscript is called mr micro soft but hes dead. anyways going to go eat spicy noodles
>>557576576Only if it's a mare and I get to be the stablehand
Group B sure is interesting.
>>557576680Spud
>>557576653There are anons basing their roll (card and uma) plans on a style they want to commit to. Honestly, it's more cost-effective than rolling for every meta banner.
>>557576765Mareman…
>>557576474Who told you it's not a wit check on inherit? Or did you forget your KFC Oguri?
>>557576772>sprint B
>>557576680Speshyaru Uiiku
>>5575768811000 stamina too
>>557571273Speshyaru Chuddo
and based viper anon is using his long johns to choke wank himself
Cafe
>>557576775hehe awwww iinchou is so cute I love her
>>557576209Far from self-hatred, I do actually like my country and I'm proud of it, countries from the southern cone (Argentina, Chile and Uruguay) are full of well-mannered people, it's the rest of the continent that's full of caribbean monkeys with high crime rate and low average IQ, those are the countries that I talk about when I say "fifthworld shithole".>>557576010Not a spaniard either.
>>557577051Southeast asians aren't spics no matter how similar they are
>>557576680Splap
>There are latinx in this very thread
>>557575317>>557575369>>557576384>>557576654>off topic /g/ discussions in my umawhat the heckerino!? next you faggots talk about openAI
>>557576193>good looking>high IQ (the hijack plan)>lets Neicha and Mambo take down DotovillainIt's over bwo, you can't compete
>>557577049putting my inch in iinchou
starting to suspect 1k power is a lot more important than just getting the right skills and capping witi found a great borrow parent with good affinity and skills but only 5* power (+3* speed)...
>>557577232sniff
>>557577283This thread brought to you by Air Shakur
sorry im eating so im looking at sweepy bot and learning some things while im not doing runs
>>557576772
>>557577267>québécois could be here
>>557577379god please yes gimme more boys>>557577267sir, thats a VERY racist statement!
>>557577283Sorry Mr. thread police. Uhhh Teio... umanko? That any better?
>>557577408youre good in my book as long as youre not using it, are you?
would (you) cheat on your uma wife by going to a soapland
>>557577051So you're one of those Great Satan-adjacent latinx like mexico or puerto rico
>>557577335power is a meme placebo stat that does nothing past 800
>>557577486Yes, please post Teio’s umanko.
>>557577486Yes.>>557577524>Cheating>On the cutest boy there is, ChevaLol?>>557577536>First it's 900, now 800This feels like a gaslight...
My opinion on this CM has changed now that I've qualified for A finals. Sprint CM is actually based and you're brown if you hate it. See you in 3 days when I reformulate my thoughts when I job finals to a B+ uma.
>>557577491no im very almost there in terms of the game playing itself for me while im clicking just played the game whilst pooping toilet and it was very boring
>>557576581
>>557577525He heavily implied he's from the white south american countries, probably Chilel as they are the ones who are cunts towards everyone down there.
>>557576385Outside of Twin Turbo, most of my favorite Umas are Late/End Closers, so I pretty easily decided that I would just become a very good end closer raiser!
>>557577524what's a soapland?
...I like Otonashi. I love hag ningens.
>>557577635I hope this nigga does Sei and Suzuka soon
>>557577719Whorehouse
>>5575772834chan is where autistic tech workers go to talk with people
>>557577719its a brothel in everything but nameyou get a nude massage by a woman covered in soap and they fuck you at the end
i haven't gotten group A yet why is stage 2 this sweaty AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>557576385When I looked up that all 3 of these lasses are big niges. I'm still pretty nervous but I'll give them what they need to win.
>>557577181>>557577525I thank every day not being born a SEAdog nor in a narco-state.
>Leaves without saying anythingfucking ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE!?
Im just happy to have manhattan cafe.
>>557576385I'm a Teiobro since S2 aired, I was born to main pace chasers.
DON'T JOIN IF YOU'RE GOING TO FLATLINE NIGGERS
>>557577685There are no white latinx countries.
>>557576062~13% less failure chance is good. And if you have it at lower wit the gain is bigger
>>557577536nah. I won sag and the only thing I had over arguably much better umas was higher power. >>557577868TEIO!
>>557576772Whenever I see something like that I figure that it must have been due to a misclick or something even though I can't fathom how that would be possible with the race verification Tazuna subjects you to before you actually begin racing. Like I saw this in my races yesterday which is CLEARLY someone who definitely chose the wrong bampy rice.
wow did you guys know that each year (turns) is the prev year (n of turns) * 2. n * 2 each time like inPRE_DEBUT_END = 12JUNIOR_YEAR_END = 24CLASSIC_YEAR_END = 48SENIOR_YEAR_END = 72MAX_DATE = 99oooohhh im noooticing
Huh, JP server changed Maestro and a few other recovery skills. It only activates on mid-race corners now.
>>557576385ryan is a late surger primarilyso i run lates almost exclusively
>>557577719https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiDTWo1rcAI
>>557577898Please keep thinking that, it's for the best.
>>557577536you're thinking of wit
>>557577940nigga i came here to jack off to horse girls not help you with your math homework
Now that I've given it some thought, distance S is always the optimal one to go forSince you're always capping speed, but you're not always capping power or wit, so the other sparks you can just body with raw stats
>>557578009Don't tell me you're one of those delulu ""aryan""tinians kek
>>557578086> the other sparks you can just body with raw statsclearly you can't if you aren't capping them
>>557577940Oi, TOSHO chinaman, shut up!
>>557576385
>>557577998That doesn't explain anything!
in umamusume every year end is = prev year end turn n + 24 in python, I read, this TURN_END int would be the same as it is now, even if you did y_TURD_END = y_TURD_END + 24, because the result will be the same every time. it would store these as END = n
>>557577941>it takes them 3 fucking years to fix maestro
>>557577940You want to nooootice something? Base 12 is not normal for humans, we're a base 10 species. So who pushed for base 12? why?Meek image to sound as schizo as possible. Umamusume.
>>557577267>it's possible strayans roam this forum
>>557578167What the fuck is a TURD_END
>>557576385Most f2p will default to Pace/End just cuz its cheaper to win with those umas
>>557578163>He is less aware than a literal childAnon...>>557578167TOSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>557578141what you're gonna tell me 1.05k power is worse than 850 with S turf?
is meekposter just a ai chatbot someone hooked up to this thread
>>557576385The road to the top can only be climbed by pace chasingI also like end closer but since they are less intensive on card requirements I can put all my efforts into getting pace chaser ones.
nigga how can pwoer be real just hit your accels
>>557575886Damn, still seething about Bad Bunny?
>>557577869I'm not flatlining if I earn 200k a day
>>557578149>>557578216isnt base 12 for timeare you a coping zoomer that cant read clocks>>557578259>1.05k .0105kk
>>557577998Cheeky little girl
>>557576385All the umas I'm looking forward to are lates
I'm groovepilled nowthis bitch is so fucking stronggive me her wedding alt
>>557578259i'm telling you 1050 power wtih s turf might be better than 1050 power with s distance
>>557576385I'm stuck between Pace and Late because all of my favorites are in those styles.>Creek, Ardan, FineMo, Pasa, The Cap (as in peak)>Vodka, Grass, Eishin
>>557578314Doesn't Topro get shit on by TMO who's a late
>>557578251Okay but to be fair, Yumi got PASSED AROUND, Haruka would be more aware than an average child
>>557578314KINO ART
When is the chaddest Sakura coming into the game?
>>557578376Damn my cock and balls are the exact volume she can hold in her mouth and throat
long frontrunner horse is extremely based and chad (based kitasan)
>>557578425Don't be mean. Some people like loser umas, Nice Nature is very popular here.
>>557578392hmmm nyo, assuming we're capping speed
>>557578216>why?More divisible than 10
>>557578428>This kids mother was a passed around yakuza whore>That means that I, an adult male, shouldn't be aware of what a fucking soapland is
>my uma keeps swinging very wide regardless of starting gate on the last corner and loses the racewhy do they keep doing this
Did Le Fishe find their members or are they down 2 for the month
>>557578554strong umas>>557578589they announced full yesterday I think
You caused this, anonYou didn't have to use those clocksMeek won fair and square You destroyed her dreams out of sheer greedAll for a 1* wit spark
where is the sweepo check for rainbow training? I cant find it, and AI says it uses OCR to look for rainbow particles, which sounds wrong... I mean it sounds wrong because it would be weird to use OCR (even though it uses graystyle) to look for multicoloured rainbow moving pixels ano?
>>557578589we (>>557577817) sure are a member done, if our boss doesn't find someone again, through secrets means that are totally not discord/reddit.
>>557568513Does anyone know why all the fucking Youtubers hype up Make a New Track/Trailblazers? Everyone is JP says it's awful but these people see it as the second coming of Christ. I don't get it
>>557578425>shit onNo?? Inchou was running late surger because her trainer told her to use that strategy, she lost Satsuki Sho and the Darby to each of her opponents, if we are going by "shit on" then Ayabe shit on TMO, and then Topro on TMO at Kikasho. Anyways she is a Pace Chaser, with B late style
>>557578694like who
>>557578670I haven't used a clock for ura finals in months, Aoi did this to Meek.
>2-2-2-2It's over... Can't remember the last time I didn't qualify for finals A on the first day
>>557578670I don't need clocks to win URA anymore. Not my fault she's weak
>>557578554>why do they keep doing thisphysics
>>557578670sad image :( im sad now again. but happy meek WANTS to go win three times in a row for it. thats just hardmode still adding this image to my smol collection, thanks
>>557578671Mother baka fucking bitch ass. Rainbow training was removed in favor of COUNTING THE FUCKING STATS YOU GAIN weeks ago.
There is exactly one decent Dirt Tamamo parent on the entire serverIf you have time to be posting gaslights you have time to be farming
>>557577817Man a whole wave of trainers I know are burning out around the same timeit's like we're all feeling the death knell of this game, and it's sad, you wait long enough for something you're passionate about to be better, and eventually love/hate turns to apathy. There's no recovering from apathy, that's donevillewe can bicker all we want about CM teams and gaslights and whale decks and whatever but ultimately it's meaningless if no one cares anymore because the game never updated
>>557578694MANTBlazer will be a lucrative money making opportunity for all the sloptubers out there
>>557578812i want to break her legs
>>557578806how do you know how much you gain from rainbow training compared to regular training? does it count the trainings for each style (5 trainings = lvl up the training)
>>557576385I don't really main a style, but lates are the comfiest to train for me. >>557578425Iinchou does her best, damnit
>>557578727Every single one of them. Watch any of the card reviews and its always "this is good for MANT". Like they say nothing about the scenarios after this one. But they emphasize this one in particular.
>>557578694Because after gaslighting for weeks they will play it for the first time
>>557578812katawa uma sex
>>557578812STOPPOSTINGJP SPOILER>>557578914Fuck you on about? The OCR counts up how much stats each training does, then uses that for it's math on what training to pick, simple as. Counting how many rainbows there is was retarded when it could mean less stats than a different toreining with checkmarks and other valuable stuff.
>>557578812python horse python horse
>>557578956I'm seeing a lot of this cripple uma being posted. Is she a TRACKBLAZER addition?
>>557578812cute cripple
>>557577817That's how I imagine I'm going to step down desuwa
>>557578812haha 67 xd
Building front runners is highly discouraging.
>>557578864>eighth wave of burned out playerswtf
spark passes... when...
>>557578812she is doing the 6 7 pose
HUGE jp spoilers DO NOT CLICK
>>557578812remember that you're the one who has to dress and undress her every single day
>>557578941So your thoughts are more if youtubers hyping up cards for MANT rather than MANT itself, correct? Well my understanding is there are certain cards effects that are only relevant for MANT scenario but i haven't looked that deep.
>>557579118Put those things away they're gonna hurt someone
Why the FUCK is Groundwork not proccing with 1200 Wit
>>557579118NYOOOO THE SPOILERS ARE TOO STRONG
>>557579118Two massive spoilers do not click
>>5575788126 7?
Having a 9* Mile parent for everyone with shit Mile aptitude is what I'd want out of a general use parent going into MANT and I don't have to care that much about blue sparks right?
>wah wah trackblazer is bad wahShan't believe JP spoilers and gaslights
>>557579138Nice
>>557578812114 able-bodied umas in JP and you people want to fuck the one that's in a wheelchair
>>557578864Lmao niggas falling left and right and MANT isn't even here yet.
>>557579138>remember that you're the one who has to dress and undress her every single dayShe has a robot for that
The thread was fine but as soon as it hit midnight at the based timezone the "JP spoiler xddd" guys showed up, did a thread get deleted somewhere or is this a special timezone issue?
do not open it's not worth it
>>557579252Yes.>>557579278I'd the robot too
>>557579302SEA woke up
>>557579347NOOO SPOILERS AIEEEEEEE
>>557576385I love gambling and late is all about that
is this jp only?https://x.com/IScreamKat/status/2023210415669363067
>>557579168>So your thoughts are more if youtubers hyping up cards for MANT rather than MANT itself, correct? Partly. I've just noticed if they talk about any scenario, it's MANT/Trackblazers and they talk about that one more than any other. They hardly mention Grand Live at all. Its just strange that its THIS scenario they hype up. The Japanese vets have been saying this on is hell now that it's been officially announced
>>557579302It's lunchtime in JP, salary men have sometime to shitpost
>>557579389
>>557579278the robot is in charge of dressing and undressing me
>>557578985it needs to check if there is a rainbow to set the delay back to like 0.15 or whatever delay it needs to click again and skip the animation
>5>3>2>4this CM is volatile as fuck
>>557576385my favorites are all pace
>check out jp because they said npcs are now in the lobby too>meek is honest to god autistic>probably on the same level as uraraoh my fucking god
>>557579347This is assault and battery
>>557579302SEAbrowns are the biggest weebs, despite that they're also EOPs pretending to like JP
>>557579183it procs but it doesn't get shown in the ui if you proc too many early skillssend your uma alone to a personal practice room, you will probably see it
>>557579407we're going to find out in 2 days
I can't wait for this game's future...
>>557579549one look at her and you could tell she isn't right in the head
>>557579549Autistic and retarded are very different
>>557579410For mant only race bonus cards work. For all other scenerios all cards work. That's why
>>557579604SADLY a fake image, but man would I fucking love to see it lmao.
>>557579410fixing (asking AI) my computer so my background isnt black or reset to black in 2 days now so I can have this as my bg
>>557579410NTA but don't you think its simply due to it being literally the very next scenario we're getting? We're a long ways away from Grand Live or even Twinkle Legends so of course most of the discussion is Trackblazer focused
>>557579604I LOVE NUMBERS
>>557579410they are making money by talking about the next scenario instead of the one in half a year
>>557579582if too many early skills proc they show up one after another. This also makes it hard to tell if turbo sprint procced immediately or not.if groundwork procced it would show up, but it does usually show up before greens not after so it can disappear quickly
>>557579604Ah this reminds me.On top of the changes to Maestro, the cap is going past 2k.
>>557578864Honestly I don't get why Cygames never gave us upgraded QOL from the start and stuff like permanent Tachyon spark event but instead just gave us the barebones year 1 version. Not even a rate up for sparks even when we have to go through multiple CMs at breakneck speed where sparks make or break an uma. It's fine for botters and autistics but there's only so much a normal player can do before they get burned out by dogshit 1* guts 1* pink sparks.Then on top of all this grinding, we'll soon have a scenario where the gameplay is grindmaxxing, obviously some people will take it as a sign to quit.
>>557579252Yes, and?
>>557579812>past 2koh boooooooooy here we go, the limit has been broken
>>557579812>the cap is going past 2k.What the fuck is going on in thereI see statlines from JP posters and they're not even hitting max 2k on a single stat, why would they need to go past 2k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQfTVyIEUiI
>>557579812>the cap is going past 2k.Aren't they only at 1900 right now?
>>557579930>statlines from JP posters and they're not even hitting max 2k on a single stat,It highly depends on inheritances but it's really not hard to get there.
>>557579252finally one i might be able to rape
What is up with this FATASS blocking my Groove
I have dodging and prudent on my Front and they do nothing when they activate. Was I gaslit?
>>557579463nyow stick your tongue out and look at me
>>557579890can paraplegics still experience an orgasm
>>557578337I want to have sex, but I want to be intimate more
>>557580052You can reach 2000 with inherits
>>557580063>2k brian GODBAAAAAAAASED
>>557579252She won't rape meWe'll be in equal terms
>stats still havent reached 2k despite ultra ranksI don't understand, even if they max all their stats where is the rest of those points coming from with scores in the 40k range?
>>557580079It's a front strat. Dodging to force them outside so they can get a better look, prudent to move them back in to the rail. Why is it better for umas to be close to the inner rail? Physics.
>>557579961DIGITAN LOVE!
>>557579347and then she took her trainer away, but not to the infirmary
>physics cosine outer rail: 1 = cos(y)
>>5575801953 page novel of pure skill names alone
>>557580195skillslotsand LOTSof skills
>>557580195Each uma buys 100 skills nowadays >>557580195
>>557580157she can still move a tiny bit before needing to sit down, so yes
>>557580219I am Front Running, it doesn't look like she's moving between lanes at all
>>557580063Another. I have a Stego at 2k too somewhere but it was a bunk run. It just really, really depends on how well you handle inheritances.
>>557579252the wheelchair stays
>>557580337Do you have groundwork and high wit
>>557580195the average ace now has like 80 skills in their skill list
holy JP hours, time to sleep
please correct me if im wrong but isnt the 3rd opponent in the CM match kinda redundant? there isnt any merit to finish 2nd or 3rd so it means jackshit to be on the podium its the same as finishing 9th
>>557580321ohaio >>557580321
>>557580157Its not that she cant feel anything anon.Her muscles are essentially just super weak.Hell she can actually still move without the wheelchair, its just super difficult for her.
>>557579719Handsome fellas
>>557579875Heard were getting the rerolls using tps in a few weeks so theres that at least. But yeah not having it earlier really killed motivations of alot of players
>>557580195skills
>>557580191>he let his guard down around an uma
>>557580374B A S ED
>>557580247w-where did she take him?
>>557580432if there is a winner there has to be a loser bro
>>557579252the wheelchair is cute
>>557580079it's basically an extra groundwork. Dodging usually happen right out the gate so they swing out, and prudent activates later to force them inside. This usually puts them at the number 1 spot if there are other fronts competing with their bobo gold/groundworkBeing next in the rail technically makes your horse faster because they aren't losing speed running a bigger circle, and moving lanes give you a 0.5 velocity boost I believe>t/dodging-prudent believer since I run falco ssr
>>557580525umapyoi hotel
>>557580374>>557580063Where do JPs farm G1s and perhaps sparks nowadays?
>>557578228its the end of the turd when it comes out
>>557580478Uhm, global bros? Why are we skipping NTR banner if guts Ayabe is used in JP to this day?
>>557580374>>557580063Does stamina just become a dump stat
>>557580648pls don't noooootice
>>557580157The tldr is it depends on the level of paralysis
>>557579812Wtf Maestro got nerfed? Its not anymore every corner?
>>557580504doing it in the middle of a restaurant, with so many people around, how bold
>>557580648free pulls should get you enough of her to use gold crystals to max, I think. that's my plan anyway
>>557580648wdym i get 100 free pulls on the ntr banner
>>557580678you still have to cap it on longs because it becomes part of your speed cap
>aoharu haiunity cup>MANTtrailblazer>uma musumehorse daughter>traineefiancee>onsenhot springyou are not japanese, use english.
>>557580615I do it in onsen because you can just wrack up a bunch of skill points for absolutely no effort. I'm not sure what the common thing to do here though I know there are some people who go through every single scenario and try to keep the scenario specific sparks as they pass it down but I don't think I'm mentally ill enough for that. >>557580678No, it's still needed for long. That Brian run was also shit. Espoir was built for my Mile team so it wasn't needed, though I could definitely do a better run for TT and I probably should.
>>557580678It's not like races get much longer or with more uphills
>>557580648We aren't rolling on the banner for NTRWe're rolling for Ayabe.
>>557580775>He doesn't know
>>557580816trackblazer*
now im uploading random registry files to AI because I have 60TP and my vodka is already on oka sho
>>557580451how long do you think she can crawl away from me
>>557580816shut up karen
>>557580816umanko
>NTR is freewhat did cyge mean by this
>>557580383Ye this is the horse all she's missing is gold early lead>>557580549There were some videos from JP where it looks like the uma moves through a bunch of lanes and speeds up a lot. Though I guess that was a perfect proc and not the norm
>>557580816T B
>>557580816Something doesn't look right...
ok so if even anons here want to fuck ryan, which uma is the least fuckable?
>>557580816It's horse girl, not horse daughter.>>557580749Your maestro activates on every corner? Mine activates on the first corner than fucks off for the rest of the race.
>>557580648>uhhh you can't MLB the SR card 4 years into the future through off banners that's impossible
>>557576870>Who told you it's not a wit check on inherit?I'm retarded and misread Gametora>when inherited: (hyperlinked)>Activation: Guaranteedhazukashiiiok so I'm wrong, it is in fact a wit check, but most fronts should 700-800+ wit, so passing it will be more common than not. I hope.
>>557579719>>557579758They were talking about MANT a lot before Unity Cup was out. They seem to hyping this one up WAY more
>>557580816Now translate "umapyoi"
>>557580816curren would learn english just to fuck foreign trainers
>>557580991happy meek spotted
>>557580816Curren = Karen
>>557581029>skip kitasan sloptuber
>>557580648>guts Ayabe is used in JP to this dayWhat? BULL FUCKING SHIT. They already got Orfevre and StayGold
>>557576385>maining a styleNot possible when the game rapes you if you don't use Pace for Sprint or End Closers for LongOnly Mile & Medium allow any freedom
>>557580816>>trainee>fiancee????
>>557580979air groove
Why is Guts Ayabe still being used? Is she really that much better than SSRs?
>>557576454First try making a Maru with that dirty Seiun, much appreciate, anon. This Maru isn't great, need 10 more stam and 100 more power, but maybe if I highroll a bit more I can reach a more competitive statline. My sparks are still a bit fucked because I'm only using Seiun as my dirt parent (I HAVE to inherit stam sparks or else use stam cards) and Maru has pretty shit affinity with most of my stable. But that's the fun of CM prep.
>>557580995Maestro has a chance to proc on every corner, expect while on cooldown after activation
>>557581163>End Closers for LongThey fix this eventually Sprint is still cucked though.
>>557580903She can still walk short distances anon...Also she still has uma arms so uma crawling towards you at an agressive speed
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>>557580816hol up
Trainee does not mean wife
>>557580816>t. cygames localizer
>>557581282die glugposter
>>557580816>Aoharu Hai / UnityI use both.>MANT / TrackblazerI will call it AWOTT (A Wakening of the Trackblazer)>horse daughterI prefer Uma Musume (Pretty Derby)>trainee / fianceeI pr- hey wait a second..
>>557581089This is why you listen to せりる over English MANT glazers
AI found computer virus... sexo suzuka
So Aquarius will be a Front shitfest to see who procs A&S+Plancha and wins. Retard shit.
>>557580648Who cares if she's still being used? There are no good SR cards after Ayabe. You only need 1 copy of her and then you can use your crystals to MLB her.
>>557581291it means waifu
>>557580979falcon
>>557580816>fianceeUma hands typed this. Do not believe their lies.
>>557581364nigga seriru abandoned us for the new scenario. that aquarius video was hella rushed
>>557581231>using her red costumeHoly based. She looks way sexier on this one.
>>557580816Makes sense to me.
>>557581247I'm assuming that i already chased her further than her walking ability
>>557581410hey he was busy getting drained at the onsen and now he has to get ready for the breeders' cup, cut him some slack
>>557581383What about that Stam Muteki that guy is using though?
>>557581164you knew what you signed up for when you signed the contract, especially with umas like dia/ardan/curren.
vodka is my wife tho (or would be my wife in a just world)
Why is our club allowed to have a secret discord?
>>557581395
>>557580775bwo the odds of getting Ayabe specifically are only slightly better the the odds of getting NTR
I want this mob uma from shinjidai no tobira
>>557580870I don't care about any of that! I'll get three copies easily!
>>557581521Urara's trainer doesn't exist anymore....
>>557581375No, that's the first part of the gaslight. Front runners are good, but the real winner is going to be pic related. Digitan is the strongest dirt uma ever, Falcobros have to sit this one out, ironically as she's supposed to be her zone, but this ain't the Oi farm tracks, this is Tokyo where she's not that good. Taiki can win too but you need a cracked up Taiki that only a whale deck can provide.
>>557581542Imagine if someone got MLB NTR before getting a single copy of Ayabe
>>557578498depends on the distance. On medium/long tracks, pretty much every uma is able to reach the top target speed. That's less true on mile tracks, and often not true at all on sprint tracks. I've seen Akebono's with 1100 speed just instawin by 3L+ because they hit their accels and even though they're running 10% slower than everyone else, it doesn't matter because there's not enough track.
>get A sprint and S turf from inspiration>absolute dogshit specialty priorities and unity trainings3 wit cards and none of them wanted to show up.
>>557580816nothing wrong here
>>557581454Grass Wonder rimmed me
Wait, that video of that anon who spammed this turned out to be actually real.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ds62tUVixwU
why is /uma/ so tsundere for curren? you know she teases (you) because she loves (you), right?
>>557581715man I had this exact thing happen this morning. INFURIATING.
>>557581410It will still be the best video for the CM
>>557581619I didn't mean to post that, it was a misslick
>>557578694>Does anyone know why all the fucking Youtubers hype up Make a New Track/Trailblazers?I don't really watch umatubers so I couldn't say. Seriru hasn't shilled it, and rae's stuff is only helpful information/comfy, not umacommentary
>Turns early EU hour>Threads become slow and mostly comfy and chill>Bunch more JP posting and conversations about the future>People getting along as the "REE SPOILER" faggot is in bed or finally killed himself
cripple-chan love!
im back sirs
>>557581764I just wanted to run Taishin like I have been for every CM...
>>557581375the 3 CMs after the long CM in MANT are gonna be Front heavy too. so yeah, fronts will win more, but late surgers can still mog them if lucky
>>557581869holy marked
>>557581752Oh didnt know its real.
>>557578812looks like I could actually rape this one........
>>557581785It seems you're yet to join random aquarius rooms
>>557581785i believe you
>>557581832sexo suzuka snow head
>>557581898this is the first CM I've mutated for, and it's just soulcrushing
>>557581847>Turns peak SEA hourFtfy. We're the backbone of /uma/ after all.
>>557581931When does Late stop being the gambling style?
>>557581559I would like to train mob umas
>>557579347
>>557582096
>>557581752that's super cute! Chan Chan alliance is cute!
>>557581869oh right, this is why i like the idea of wheelchair umas
>>557581032love making
>>557582167>trainerless umas>haru urara>HARU JOBBER URARA>has one
>>557582087Never, Late is a gambling life style
>Join an 8/9 cm10 room with my one (1) SMaru>She winsNothing personnel
>>557582087still is, at least 2nd anniversary is when they buff accels like On your left, making them activate in the first half of the last leg, and easier position requirement
>>557581869the BEST npcma
>>557582049Talking about myself, mr huge backbone. It's early EU hour for ME.
>>557582264that's not a trainer, that's just a step dad
>>557581869giwtwm...
I want mecha NOW
If spark rerolls were a thing already, the rest of this image would have been worth posting.
Emergency Air Groove remake done. I take it the one with turf S is better?
>Win most of my matches yesterday>Failed to get a single win tonightThis game is playing with me
>>557581697>because they hit their accelsnyes, that's doing the heavy lifting here. Supposedly power is supposed to be stronger th shorter the track is, but on miles and races you just stack accels and wit after you get 900 power
Air Groove's career has the worst writing of any character in the entire game
>>557582560Spark reroll would reroll everything, you know? Pinks, whites, blues, they're gone.
yummy
I'm in.
>>557582704I ask once more: When does this boy release? When does Cheva? What about the PREMIUM HORSE Gentle Wife? S-Surely, they can't be out far... r-right!?
>>557582538>still 7 scenarios away and she doesn't even have a pal card
>>557582623in which case, more power = stronger effect to those accels. Raising max speed by 10%, which is what Sprint S's effect, does jack shit if you're not even hitting your max speed before the race is over. You're proving my point for me
>>557582264Ulala's trainer gets a cut of her merch sales
>>557582439>le hecking wholesome chungus daughter memeGo back
>>557582741holy
>>557582746I thought there was a locking thing you could do. I still want the rerolls.
>>557582741
>>557582827Get professional help
>>557582803do the japs hate cripples or something? She looks like she'd be a popular character
>>557582827She is my hecking daughterino and the cutest to boot. Deal with it faggot.
If you don't like boys(female) you're the biggest seafaggot around. Schrimple as that.
>>557582264his pay is doubled for training her, also he gets to fuck Urara's mom
>>557582786Cheval should be next year Gentildonna is the end of the year after thatDon't even think about Stego.
>>557582781DON'T be in my finales... thanks
>>557582827MY HECKIN DAUGHTERINO
>>557582827Play the game bwoYou literally act as Urara's dad in her career
>>557582893>there was a locking thingI think that's only for pink sparks, you can choose which pink spark you want to get guaranteed. It makes sense why they added this since running every G1 including dirt is the meta for affinity farming ever since they removed G2 and G3 mattering.
>>557582803>she doesn't even have a pal cardA fucking crime
>>557582942wonder a cuteA CUTE
8/20 but made it to A finals. My Buono that was doing really well in the first round completely shit the bed in her entries today and only won twice.
>75% win rate day 1 & 2Let's increase it for Round 2. Going in and watching every race, lads.
>>557582562Turf S one has Speed Star and much higher power. She should win a majority of the time. You can plug it into umalator to confirm but yeah, she looks like the stronger of the two by far.
>>557582741>>557582909It will be hard to retain my semen for Ardan's banner with pictures like this around..
>>557583024Mr CB (el primo)
Should I just go for it on the paid carats Uma banner? I circled everyone I really, really want.
>>557582827If I become Ulala's dad I get to have Kingu as my wife
>>557582986I’d still take that. The Tama and Opera mines are hell. 6 or 7 Aptitudes…
>>557582930She has a dedicated fan that draws a fuckload of cute comics for herEven has a tag for himself on pixiv as>the artist that likes sugarlights too muchOr something along those linesThey are the one that does all these comics with her >>557581869
>>557583024WHAT THE FUCK WHO IS THIS IT'S LIKE mr CB BUT EVEN BETTER???
>>557582981>>557582965>>557582939>>557582910>what is a daughterwife
>>557582962>Cheva not till next year>Gentle not till END of the year AFTERstego... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA why is everyone I like so far of!?>>557583024O YA KO DON
holy damn she's cutehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IM1iZeIRpRs
>>557582562right one is bettertho, straightaway speed skills are pretty bad on this track, you have like 25% time windows for it to be useful (last part of the first straight, and the the latter half of the final straight)
oops didnt mean to reply to that
can those monkey in suits bring the spark passes over already? holy fuck
>>557582963I will try not to queue when you do, bro
>>557583185I dont wanna bang my pink little retard
>>557583185Ulala wouldn't do this right?
>>557582827This goes harder because Urara openly wants dick from her trainer in Haru Urara Gambatte, she is the only uma who really wants sexo.
>>557582930She still gets a lot of fanart, maybe they underestimated how popular she would be
>>557582942>>557583116>>557583264now try it for the 4th time, this time without making it so blurry
>>557583024AIIEEEEE GET HER AWAY FROM TORENA-KUN
daughterwife
>>557581164Riko...
>>557583024>release the npcs>all of them try to seduce you in front of your umasdevilish, cygames is devilish
>>557583318Why is she such a brat in this manga...
>>557583424>all>>>>>>happy meek
>>557583318I really like the Urara manga, the artstyle done by kancolle's artist, the early setting, the sexy bloomers and the bratty Urara... It feels like a gentle cool breeze in a lsummer afternoon
>>557583470Happy Meek is in special ed for a reason
so you WERE fucking awake, AND shit posting in here!
>>557568513Where's uma.guide? I thought we agreed previous thread that it's a good CM guide site
>>557583024i fucking came
>talking to AI while I do runs (learning about SIDs too) >reach a point where the AI is like "and here is a script that I made that you should run to delete things in your registry" trying to make my computer run uma game (and other games) without virus is not worth... >>557583470happy meek! thats me!
>>557583470Happy Meek is doing her best
Spe... how does this win you the race???
>>557582819>power = stronger effect to those accelsare accels not a flat increase to acceleration? It doesn't really interact with the power stat aside from not having dogshit overtaking/blocking/uphill speed or when you somehow have to reaccelerateSprint umas probably only need the extra speed if it's competing between different ones who hit their accels, which happens more often than not imo since everyone is stacking accels and maxed wit in stronger lobbies.
>>557583314>>557583318
still sad because of the happy meek thing I wish things would be different for her... so sad all the time. muh bleeding heart
>>557583470
>>557583628no, they're multiplicative
No one has pointed this out but Urara is also a fatfuck
>>557583024>>557583562>the way her voice changesholy fuck my DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICk don't tell luna!
is everyone just botting, starting to get tired of this fucking bullshit spark system
>>557583627>he skipped the story
Bakushin is... strong...
>>557582562>not late grooveyou were so close to being free
>>557583024>being rudolf>your cousin wants to rape your trainer>your grandma is seducing him in the middle of the lobbyBeing Rudolf is pain
>>557583687>getting seduced by Kiryuin>meek is along for the rideYeah...
>>557583692based
>>557583689Cool, didn't know that. >But somehow velocity is additive despite having no difference in how the skills are wordednigger game
>>557583749Her grandma is unbelievably hot
>>557583264nothing some pats from granny can't heal
>>557583314
>>557583535it comes and goes in the OP. Some bakers put it in to piss off the guys who hate anything SEA-affiliated with the force of a thousand suns, and other bakers take it out/don't add it I've done both. tee hee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgBnXkg2SRcwtf there's a speed symboli version in the song, too bad she's not singing it
>>557583841they're (probably) not multiplicative with each other, but they're definitely multiplicative with your base acceleration (aka power)it probably works the same way as velocities
>>557583907Wait a minute
>>557583916Ulala!
>>557583698that's Sawashiro for ya
>>557583939>Holy shit time to turn that int--not sung by her?
>>557583534looking at this now (still dont know what any of it means)
>>557583907cool hours
Uma who would abuse her trainer? Like, punches to the stomach to avoid visible abuse?
I won't have sex with my trainee, her relatives, her rival(s), her best friend(s), her ancestors, her mentor, OR her students.
>>557583907
>>557584017golshi already abuses you
>>557584017>Like, punches to the stomach to avoid visible abuse?damn that's hot
dear Shiraoki-sama, please send a pack of feral niggers to anons uglypr0nposting and have them be raped to death. Amen.
Which way Torena-man
>>557584017Shakur, she also bites you
>>557583907>>557582909>>557584038>>557584174
>>557583939you can put any character model into concerts with umaviewer
>>557583982made for spanking
>>557584174
>>557584174why is it always the ugliest fucking shit? Kill yourself, you disgusting nigger
>>557583939>That YT channelit's like this https://www.youtube.com/@Umadacchi, except without the 16:9 hacks and focusing on solo singer stuff, which is super sick in it's own way.Thanks for this!
>>557584017I feel like each and every uma would absolutely lose their shit if they ever saw anyone even give their trainer the stink eye let alone try and swing at them.So them doing so themselves is pretty unthinkable to me.Goldship, but more that she doesnt realise how much damage her kicks are doing to you and you never bring it up to her until you finally end up in the hospital because of her and she finally see's your entire upper torso covered in bruises and bandages from her.
>>557584173i only need gentildonna
>>557584224Urara would say something like "nee nee what are you doing, can I play too? :D "
New years revolution?Sure ill take a guy out.
>>557584174Mejiro Maker
Ardan looks like THAT! I'm pulling for this milk monster.
is her ult an actual gamble in this cm i swear if she fires it off early currenwhore will beat my shit up and if it fires before the final stretch she just slings hardcant tell if its just the nature of sprint cms
Best Mejiro?
>>557584220I confirm the bite part
>>557584035thats right, trainers should marry other trainers and staff.
>Indonesians wake up>thread gets ugly ass pr0nwhat disgusting, vile monkeys they are
>>557584291fenomeno almost executed two niggas for pushing you in a pond before you stopped her so i can see it
>>557583939https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5P-7FxTUssNeat channel.
whores
>>557584017orfevre beats the shit out of you after she jobs to french teio
>Stego https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HKjsH4UyOkSomething about that voice does not fit singing at all, sure is unique tho>Espo https://youtu.be/Mq-GUa7uqfMFrom singing Yuru Camp, to voice acting uma(her dream) to more singingHell of a round trip that one
>>557584391Actually it's Finland hours
>pr0nInvasion of the redditors
Imagine crying about porn
>>557584390Light Hello is the only toreina I would marry. Ningen women do nothing for me anymore, it's truly a change I did not expect back in July when I picked this game up.
umankos...
Baking with the uma.guide in the OP wait warmly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5UkA2Gg-Cc
>>557584363It's pretty gambly if there's another front but if you build enough lead and have enough mid race skills then you can beat the odds even with multiple fronts.
>>557584391You're philipino aren't you?
>>557584549Shan’t use the indo thread
>Race with Ryan, I'm in first place and about to win>McQueen activates his rocket in his ass and catches me with his crazy accelerationryan is so useless...
>>557584486>Something about that voice does not fit singing at all, sure is unique thoYou're insane. Satsumi is fantastic, but Menishuki is just a weird song for her range (and she still sounds good). Go look at >>557584438
>>5575844974chan has called it pr0n since before 2004 you cumslurping mongoloid retard. Were you even born then?
>>557584017Taishin constantly kicks you right? That's some serious DV
oh my science is that p0rn of my favourite horse??? SAVE ME JANNYMAN
>>557584631>2004Newfag...
>>557584497It's always either a reddit user or a VFtranny
>>557584601And I like to add that she COULD sing that song fine, it's just singing it as "Stego" makes it weird.
Please guys, don't post umankos or the xitter burger will get scared
>low test males getting uppity about porn
>>557584486>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYlDYIczR8YYeah 100% rolling for her in 20 years, what a cute lil gal, even ignoring the VAs story behind it all.>>557584601>Menishuki is just a weird song for her rangeThat's probably it.>Legend-ChanterFits her a lot more, you're right.
>>557584668she does more than just kick you...
>>557584592>philipinoway to out yourself as esl!
>>557584173I cannot escape..
>>557584747Sei chan SEX
>>557584485Where does that happen?
>mentally ill subhumans can't last 10 minutes without needing to post porn
>>557584745>xitterWhy keep mentioning that site like it's SJW central even after the alleged Nazi took it over? Has nobody here heard of Bluesky or Threads??
I cant go 10 minutes without blogging about code or entropy
>>557584745WTF I love Sundays now
>Finally got my 20th Rainbow ShardWhat do I do with my 2 crystals? I could MLB Fine Motion, or save them for Narita Top Road?
>>557583314She'd want it more than most umas once she went into heat. Too dumb to deal with the complex emotions and urges. She'd be dry humping torena.
>>557584485She DOESN'T beat the shit out of you. She just pins you to a wall and THREATENS to beat the shit out of you.>>557584860Her career.
Yeah, it might be time to switch sidesIt's just the meeknigger and browns in here
>>557584998And there reason is?
>>557584952>20th rainbow shardWhat
>>557584868You need to be over 18 to post here
>>557584952mlb'ing Finemo is a very safe bet. She'll be useful pretty much all of 2026, only losing effectiveness -and not all of it even then - in November when she's powercrept by Ramonu Wit. If you have Creek and lb2, I'd recommend getting both to 3lb, but that's up to you, depends on your own playstyle.
my favorite (or only) porn artist deleted his X account and is on bluesky only now
>Yorever Young is surpassing Almond Eye in hypethe strongest dirt uma!
>>557585106>Breeders Cup scenario for Forever Young>American umas coming in to be rivals for FY>Forever YoungAlmond Fraud can never
>>557585067he was lying about that, but some anons might have the same question, so it's worth answering even if it was asked in bad faith.
>>557585094No nip artist would ever use bluesky
>>557584998Yes, but in what part?
>>557585106Dirters are going to be respected by japs now right?
>>557583024It sounds like Kanbaru VA from monogatari
>>557585282Not reallyWhich is sad
>v2 https://youtu.be/K_pYtH3g7qsFUUUUUUUUCCK I'm not going to redo my damn clip!
>>557585316her name is miyuki sawashiro
>>557584998
>>557585106
>>557585343Oh i was right? that's cool
>>557585081when ramonu wit is out, you can still use Fine motion with her anyway right? i thought it would be so at least until the scenarios after grand live comes where only 1 wit card is used
>>557585106don't say that... she's been anticipated for so long
>>557585404>took forever to come out>gets overtaken by the new kidEVEN YOUR MOTHER HAS MORE FANS
>>557585331Katsuragi Ace is just cuter kitasan. I said it and i'm not taking it back.
>>557585053She loses in the l'arc, gets second place, feels humiliated and frustrated and eventually explodes on you when you finally nut up enough to try and engage her after she locks herself in a training room and doesn't allow anyone in. To be fair though, her pinning Trainer to a wall and nearly breaking his wrists was because Trainer technically goads her on saying they'd never break after she said she'd break him>>557585217After senior year summer camp.
>>557584747People keep talking shit about Ryan's casuals, but Seiun without the doubt, low-key got the most dogshit casual outfit in this fucking franchise.
more like Almond AAAIIIEEEE
>>557585317m-mambo...
Inari One Twin Tail SnifferInari One Twin Tail MasseuseInari One Twin Tail BrusherInari One Twin Tail LoverI am
>>557583040 >>557583259 >>557583732We /a/ finals now
>>557585394what a jobber! lol!
>>557585603Nah she's the cutest
>>557585613Shouldn't you be getting raped by your mom?
>>557585652Congrats, umanon.
>>557585549ace is super mega cute, plus she has the boy factor... HOWEVER, kita has the super cute dog girl next door factor!
>>557585579>>557585053Oh and she was also pissed at Trainer specifically because Trainer didn't go with her. She straight up missed them and relied on them and they weren't there and she fucking lost.
I'm tired, boss...
>>557585682Stinko
>>557585746Why torena-san didn't go?
>>557585746and this is based on real life orfevre not liking that IKZE couldn't go with him to france
>>557585404Almond is such a vapid looking Uma. Everything about her screams fake and tryhard. What JP thinks about her design?
>>557585827didn't have an international loicense
>>557585081>when she's powercrept by Ramonu Witwhat the fuckif i don't have a single copy of fine motion now, do i just skip her then?
I don't even play this garbage anymore, I just come here to gaslight, manufacture club drama that never happened, and try to make the most fun of anon whenever I can
>>557585803We do have an entire month to grind out Aquarius aces, technicallyThe mines can wait until tomorrowRest up
>>557585394THE RAPED
almond this almond thatbitch gimme her and the mother already
>>557585927i'm grinding a turf parent for urara this cm...
Is MANT coming out before the next CM? Should I wait to make parents?
>>557585394Is fine when umas do it
>>557585842>>557585894I'm still dabbling into horse racing(pipeline is real)They are aware that horses are intelligent enough to have personalities and they'd do this?Really?Sounds like sabotage, but what the fuck do I know?
>>557585927no you have 2 days to grind out aquarius aces after MANT drops
>>557585959Condolences
>>557585961mant is starting tomorrow
HAG GAMING
>>557586007Frog sabotage
>>557583719I didn't. I get Spe is the head baker for glazing Suzuka but in a race you're supposed to WIN. That isn't a skill that'll WIN.
>>557585927>an entire monthbwo it starts in 2 weeks>technicallybwo
>>557586086dont careboysexmega wife sexsuper propaganda sex
>>557585827A big shot trainer used to training horses for overseas shit wanted to work with an Uma and the Uma that was supposed to go backed out. It was your choice to allow her to go and get traiend for L'ARC, and your dumbfuck ass agrees to let it happen and you stay at Tracen and then she gets 2nd place. Queue explosion.
>>557585961MANT is coming out a day before finals. Just like how it happened with Aoharu basically giving anyone who trained on aoharu for finals more chances of winning
>>557585959It's gonna be rough, buddyI already have 9* turf parents(oguri and ryan), the 2nd slot is filled in with borrowsThe hardest part is having to proc pinks on inspiration, I spent more time grinding for the procs than grinding the actual sparks
AI is now walking me through how to open up CRT TVs to get the SDR coaxal analog radio thing with springs tachyon
>>557585827>>557585842Pretty sure the real reason is that IKZE had zero experience in foreign tracks, and the owner felt that local frog would give him a much better winning chance. I don't think it would've been that hard to actually bring him over.And he paid that decision with the most humiliating defeat, when Christophe decided to whip Orfe and that horse went full retard and steered into the board, thus snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.
>>557585882I think she's cute. I like her bandana thing. It's poofy. I just watched the 2018 Japan Cup where she smokes Kiseki, Cheval Grand, and both Crown and Dia-chan. Brutal.
>>557585106Almond FRAUD in shambles!
>>557585672uoh french teio sex
>>Right now Kitasan must be mating
>>557581337>trackblazer>make a new trackIt's actually called scenario free
>>557586285>the only jockey to stir the fucker into the right direction>give it to anotherRetarded decision ngl
now AI is talking about wave functions
>>557585672>>557586367>steals her victory>steals her trainer
>>557586441>scenariocookChat, the scenario is cooked
>>557586441>ICON SPOILERWORSE THAN JP SPOILER
>>557585469That's what I've heard too. Some JPfag said only 1 wit card is used in Grand Live onward, but that's because the scenario creep is such that one good card in a stat is often enough to cap it, apparently.
>>557586007>sounds like sabotageoy the samurai is noticing, shut it down
yummers it didn't fail
make a new track? LET HIM SCENARIOCOOK
>>557586383Actually we just ended a 3 hour sexing session, this 7 proves it.
I love Akebono's Akebonos
>>557586367>creates best Uma design>relegates it to NPC purgatoryCygames...
>>557585705urusai des
>>557586468Don't cuck Umas or they'll start liking it!
>>557586581More like 7 says you're a stupid lying whore
>>557585914you have to consider your carat hoard. Finemo has a banner soon, but she shares it with a mediocre speed SSR, and mlb'ing an SSR takes 400-600 pulls, give or take. She gets a rerun in August with SMaru, so that's a good banner if you're a frontfag, but by mid-August, it's only 12ish weeks until Ramonu drops, so borrowing her most runs until then, while annoying, won't be the end of the world.
>>557586690Forgot my image
Why is it always 7?There's nothing special about it
>>557586441>as in Free modeha.
I'll take partner running.
>>557585469yeah but only for 1 scenario because in l'arc you will only need 1 wit card to reach the stat cap and by then there will be tons of wit cards to compete for that slot like burbon, cafe, mcqueen
why does 7 never come up all of those posts talking about 7s have ended in 1
>>557586716gonna fuck your momthen im going to fuck your dog pussay right after
>>557586210If Orfe wanted to run there too I don't see how this is my fault
>>557586791You're ignoring the fact that the Summer Maru card works at 0lb, or you can simply borrow it if you already have other speed cards
>>557586873NUMBA WAN
>>557586873Works on my machine
>then im going to fuck your dog weird flex ESLnon but a flex anontheless
no one said anything about dog fucking you freak
why did she do it bros
>No Rice>No Maya>Runs summer hagThat's a doxxin'
>Trackblazer not only doesn't have uma stories, it doesn't have valentines, hot springs, or new years eventswhat the FUCK?
>>5575868731 and you get eternal happiness.
oh damn. just found out the Oguri Cap vs Tamamo Cross final showdown (and Oguri's first g1 win) was two days after I was born. Crazy.
oh are we in a new threadI wasnt paying attention>>557587061> cope
>>557587106Soulless scenario
Is it really that difficult to win a race in another country?
>>557586791I like Suzuka so I guess I'll be saving up for both wit cards and sMaru, thenthanks
>I got matched to a trainer I', following for a card This is actually rarer than being matched with my fellow /uma/dacchi
>>557587069Uma world, uma rules
>two wins in a row from groundwork lucky pacer PasaApologize to witgod
>>557587107what the fuck
>>557587069how bout I RAPE YOU instead, you little PUNK ASS!?
>>557587218I'm constantly getting fucked by A+ retards with Turbo Sprint
>>557587185The "turf" in France is a swamp. Compared to the concrete hard turf in Japan it is completely different.
>>557587106we just blaze the tracks 420
>>557586937it works, but 25sp is pretty shitty, and Hints lvl 2 is very good. If you're scrimping like most f2p's (me) it's better than nothing, but I'm probably going to dump 400 pulls on it, if I can. I'd like to have her 3LB, but we'll see how merciful vBourbon, kitasan, Seiun/Brian, and Tachyon are to me before that happens. I need to save for CB, Hokko, and Ramonu end of year too, so much to save, so little time
>>557587107>7
3 and I don't get raped by the umalets
>>557587315Just bring wet conditionsDuh
>>557587106If this is true, which I doubt, I won't play it
>>557587107What now?
>>557587371why this mutt always so heavily loaded?
>>557587185not really
>urara's message doesn't have single kanji in itOh noshe's dumb DUMB
>>557587375Rice goes first
>>557587375They don't hold back...
>>557587375FILLIES ToT
>>557587485BITCH SO ARE YOU
>>557587107>>557587397You should never doubt Shiraoki-sama.
>>557586894She didn't, not in particular. The director tells you, tells you to discuss it with her, and she asks them what they'll decide. Trainer, in their infinite (Retarded) wisdom says yes because "haha they're better at training for this so I'll let them handle it if it'll improve the odds!" and she even asks if Trainer is sure and they're like"yeah" and then she just goes along with it becuase she trusts your decision.
cuck opera
Is Urara a nepo baby? Or why the hell is she in Tracen, supposedly the elite of the elite?
>>557587619EVERYONE cucks to fuji-god
Make a new Threadblazer
>>557587185our HERO taiki shuttle won his international race unlike most of these frauds
>>557587603Does L'Arc scenario alter that story in any way?
>>557587619I would never betray my trainee!
>>557587674obviously you fucking train her yourself
I'm so glad the bond boost is back.
next bread will be blaze
>>557587712what if your trainee is oguri forma de cinderella?
>>557587603>in their infinite (Retarded) wisdom I think the trainer is not at fault here, he just simply got groomed into thinking Orf can never do wrong because she's a king and all that.
>>557587781can we have this shit already? I really want luna and brian in their casual outfits ffs...
420 trackblaze it
>>557587674>>557587776most of the irl french lore umas get special events because you come to France with them
>>557587854Never ever!
gentildonna fucking SUCKS
>>557587781
Bourbon tomorrow?
>>557587950
>>557587950my dick
>>557587950Yeah, me, to motivate my strength training.
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i can't belive orferve was a kusogaki uma all along..
>>557587934So those stories don't appear in the story of Orvefre Nakayama and Sirius?
>>557587619And she stays and watches how other uma makes her trainer happy, Falco would be proud
gyarus rape
>doing parent runs>realize Trackblazer will drop in a few daysam I retarded?
>>557583008Got to A finals but>71.6% win rateAIIIIIIIIE IT'S FUCKING OVER
>>557588141mid march is not in a few days bro
>>557587674I'll be real with you I've run L'arc like maybe 3 times max (I skipped a bunch of scenarios when I took a long ass break from the game) so I can't even answer that.>>557587860Yes, but also Trainer should know by then that she was very particular and that not anyone could train her. By that point you had a strong bond, have won tons of races, and to pass her off to someone else because "oh surely they can handle her' is fucking negligent. I'd be pissed too if I was her.
>>557588085they get new ones in larc that replace it
>>557588060I think you might be right.
>>557588170ah I mistook with VBoubon banner, guess I'm not that retarded. Back to the mines
>>557587975I look like this
>>557588207plus she's a teenaged hormonal girl with the strength of, well, a Thoroughbred horse, so it's not surprising she throws an explosive tantrum and (You) get the brunt of it. When horses flip out they really flip out.
Orfevre was crying btw
>>557588271based AI bringing up a tempest attack (to make the computer a radio) because I mentioned monitor to webcam
>>557587950>very powerful>diesyup, checks outt. not that other uma
h-hoeh...
Now I feel bad for her...
>>557587950Fuck off Verxina
>>557588410My le Golden Tyrant... le cried???
Maybe the real trail blazer was the friends we made along the way
did you guys see that mexican YouTube video of the stallion (it had a boner) getting kicked in the head by the mare which instakilled it
>>557588254good
>>557588552Urara was on the list.
that almost convinced to save up for orfevre, help
>>557588410Beneath the bravado is an incredibly sensitive woman who just needs proper care.
>>557588410>>557588536ummm hello orkeks???? explain this????
>>557588553we even got meme edit of that incident.
HOLY SHIT IT'S MAMBODANCHOU'S MAIN
>>557588410my HERO rice shower would never
>>557588553>(it had a boner)Was it necessary to type this?
maybe sweepybot could detect rainbow training turns by zooming in really far on the skill, XOR the skill circle and everything in it with itself (the standard image for a normal training) and listening for a "1" not "0" in that the sine wave (which is a square and not negative but 0 to 1) because if there are lots of pixels on the screen it would come up as "1" as the display it tramissing a lot of power, or more than 0 enough for the signal to be "1"
>>557588597she's an anni horse she's on discount already
>>557588760maybe you should play the game
>>557588780because of free pulls?
>>557588780>she's on discountslut
>>557588502smart falcon? more like sweat falcon
>>557588807holy
if a jap horse every wins larc, that would be 2nd most glazed uma after forever young
>>557588807not yet AI is teaching me about how the CAPS lock LED on a keyboard can be flickered on and off over and over to bit bash it into transmitting a (tiny) radio wave maybe the display (umamusume) could be transmitted as radio waves (from the display) and then the SDL decoded L2C. TTL
>>557588410but my aura farming le gold tyrant...
>>557588960looks like a turkey
>>557588836yes
>>557588887sweat falcon? more like sweat LICKIN'
When will L'Arc be released? I want to save for Nakayama and Sirius
>>557588960No good... watch her hands... must needs you increase quality control
>the dumb bird is whoring herself again#Currenwasright
>14 whites>1* Guts
>1000 posts/uma/... is saved?
You niggers cannot go a single day without spoiling someone's career can you
/uma/ is owned by jpGODS
>>557589172only reason she can't post about it herself right now is because all of her holes are filled up with dicks for her fan meets because she's a sprint-only slut who has to whore herself out to gain clout on umastagram
i run like this
Somebody PLEASE fucking bake
>>557589307>shart_falcon_holding_phone.jpg
>>557589225Cry about it
This is like complaining about someone spoiling that in the bible jesus dies
I bake like this
SEAbwos are obsessed with being perceived as Japanese because they read a hachimi MTL of an uma story then cry because the translation is not hallucinating like google translate.
>>557589225https://youtu.be/VQTUME_4wbY
this bread is stale
>>557589362Actually he lived again
goodbye /uma/, it has been fun o7
ônethousandjp postslets go
next bread will be butter
Oh no, (Summer) Maruzensky's top just snapped mid race!Her fun bags are flopping at the speed of sound!
>>557589362JESUS WHAT
>>557589362who is the jesus of uma musume? teio since she got crippled multiple times and then won again?
>>557589362You're saying some random Japanese horse is as well known as the most famous human ever to exist?
>>557589285nah
I want to fuck my trainee so fucking bad, I don't care if I impregnate her before the URA finale
last for kingu is best
>>557589478Kawakami Princess walks on water.
>SEA out of nowhereYou already know this global baby got into this because of the hype like the sheep he is.
Proof that you look like that?
>>557589478Oguri actually His existence saved jap horse racing
how does this general get image capped so often, what the FUCK
>>557589483kikes aren't humans
>>557589565As opposed to what? Getting into it because you DIDN'T hear about it?
>>557589478Oguri Cap (As in PEAK)Stronger than anyoneLoved by everyoneThe Son Goku of umamusume even
If we hit 1077 I'll post myself tributing Fuku
using a capacitor is like bit banging in real life (hardware) for umamusume
>>557589478Luna
>>557589625We just love our umas so much
>>557589646>Loved by everyoneyeah nahshe's SHIT
>>557589625Luv me Orange wife
>>557589625porn
>>557589625If enough JP umas get posted the jannies will fuse the threads and that will make the divegrass schizo SO MAD
>the contrarian is also herenobody likes your uma and she looks like a boy
>>557589668I don't believe you.
>>557589752>>557589752>>557589752New breadGlobal only edition
>>557589591>>557589646Photographic evidence:https://img2.gelbooru.com/images/a8/0a/a80adae946c70a21dc161ec174666b0e.jpg
>>557589478Deep Impact
>>557589668>writers barely disguised fetish
>>557589646>The Son Goku of umamusumea cocky asshole that had to learn humility from the Buddha?
I won btw
you lost
last for curren
samefag ^
last for falco
>>557588679How would you know if we didn't describe it properly?
