Something Special Edition>NewsTF2 Classified released: https://store.steampowered.com/app/3545060/Team_Fortress_2_Classified/>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.dev/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA/EU/AUS/Asia)Konata: konata.tf (EU)>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://tf2huds.dev/Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Community Server Browsers: https://serverbrowser.tf/ | https://thegabenzone.github.io/truequickplay/#/serversCreators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>Competitive News & Events: https://teamfortress.tv Lobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>557231450
>>557644705wish I had a ring desu
which class would you mpreg and why
>>557644705Thanks for making the thread sisteryou forgot your steam group steamcommunity.com/groups/transf2
3 NIGASON CART
ok what if...4 nigas... on cart...?
>>557644949pyro but it would be fpreg
>>557644705Did we not have the same OP a while ago? Or was it the other girl? Ich bin verwirrt.
>>557645289waste of a niga, payload speed caps at 3 nigas
>>557645376no this has never been in the OP
>>557645039>>557645289>>557645356This so much of this girls
>>557645376We will keep having the same OPs because demofloyd keep winning.
>>557645436okwhat about 4 nigas on 4 team...one of each cart...
>>557645584idk then I don't play fanfic modes
>>557645581I dont think it has anything to do with demofloyd, the discord girls dont have jobs
>>557645581demofloyd?
if you have to loudly declare that you won over and over again it means you lost
>>557589549He won the losing competition
>>557645984I hate demofloyd, but he won.
>>557645289>>557645584baby making sex with tristana
Did Zesty win yet?
>557646139won the biggest samefag retard award
>>557646150Are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.
>>557646228>plays TF2C for like an hour on stream>some schizo ddoses the server he's in>immediately leaves and launches minecraft insteadehh...
how many nigas does the cart need exactly?
>demofloyd being talked about again
>>557646228https://youtu.be/_qm_StxPS8w?t=5252No, he got dominated as a Heavy by a Heavy with the anti-aircraft gun which means he's bad at the videogame (the AA gun isn't very good against other Heavies).
>>557646596It beats the alternative of talking about league of legends girls
>>557646596He's the most talked about person in /tf2g/.
>>557646830Why though, why not talk about the game?
>>557646979Agreed. Whatβs your favorite thing about the game bro? Hereβs mine.
>>557646979Because of this trvke. >>557497270
>>557647312bruh, why don't they get jobs instead of spamming this place with their porn addiction... that is so sad
I did some math.>162 unique weapons total, 134 weapon unlocks, 28 default.>21 weapons with unique stats are collabs, 70 are models from the Steam Workshop (not inc. promos), 28 are achievement milestones from the class's first ever update, and just 15 were made by Valve either on a whim or in further class updates.Two thirds of all distinct unlocks in the entire game are models not made by Valve. A quarter of those (a sixth of all unlocks) are tie-ins with other products.
What happened to ace theOcarinaMaker? why does he sounds like hes on HRT now, did i miss something? I haven't watched his content in a couple years at least.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJYIF7EfSmI
>>557646297don't bother replying, just report and ignore
do people actually like VIP in TF2C?Because I'm fucking hating this shit.I'd much rather be playing Payload
>>557647883>he sounds like hes on HRT nowWell he is and has been for years, but last time I watched one of his videos I downloaded it and slowed (stretched) the audio by 7% and it restored his voice to normal, so his voice has nothing to do with it.Last I checked, *all* of his bios also still refer to him as male, too. He's one of the weird ones that don't actually try.
>>557646678>the AA gun isn't very good against other Heaviesbeing able to outrange other heavies and hit them with the splash around corners makes it seem like it'd be good if not great? i imagine it's better vs slower moving targets than fast ones too, because it only shoots one accurate projectile at a time instead of a swarm of inaccurate ones that blanket an area. i think you've come to the wrong conclusion, fren
Mobsterbros... they're laughing at us
>>557648124>do people actually like VIP in TF2C?no but they think they do because it's new and novel
>>557648124>>557648306
>>557648331>it's only a matter of time before this general is banned from the entire fucking board
>>557648331>>557649007Would be a mercy kill at this point
>>557649007thats probably the end goal of the porn posting troons desu
>>557649118Say that again.
>>557649007What is this general good for exactly? This is like my second time here.
>>557648331the "discussion" was ruined by the retard bringing up religion and other random things, I don't blame anyone for ignoring him
>>557649206>Say that again.Would be a mercy kill at this point
>>557649208read the title
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
Why are spindel's bots still active
>>557649518I don't know, it seems like you guys just post about demofloyd and porn. The only thing youve talked about is VIP.Not that I blame you, theres not much to talk about anymore when it comes to tf2
>>557646480We know.
>>557648124egg making sex with lopunny
>>557649894>Not that I blame you, theres not much to talk about anymore when it comes to tf2I've gone back to Fistful of Frags recently
Many are saying that TF2 is the best multiplayer experience you can have online and I agree frankly. But in all seriousness how is valve so good at making really enjoyable multiplayer games?
>>557651147I had a friend who loved that mod, he's a tranny now rolf
>>557651278>barashitcan you post more like >>557651147Instead?
>>557651147god I love oppai
>>557651343>rolf
>>557649208>>557649894This general is only usable when the 2 schizo neets holding it hostage are asleep. They will actively ensure the only things you can talk about here are demofloyd and trannies. People have just taken to posting porn/anime as a defense mechanism while they're here since the schizos hate both things. All other hours, TF2 discussion is fine here.
how stupid of an idea would this be
>>557651914You forget that any time someone ignores the porn posting it ramps up and shits on active discussions; any attempt to call it out is met with you being called "floydschizo".
>see tf2c thread asking a simple question about verified servers>dozen replies saying "lol you just wanna say n word">call them out for making the same strawman instead of answering the question>banned from tf2c hub by a steam support jannygrim
>>557651147need this but shupos in tf2
>>557652079It literally only ramps up when the floydschizos are actually here. And ironically most of those posts are usually talking about the game with the image as an aside, more than the schizos complaining about trannies in response.
>>557651959it'd be welcomed by the 10 heavy players, no amount of buffs will turn him OP
>>557652428Brother this shit has been going on for more than the "floydschizos", its just the latest thing to blame
>>557652664Then you haven't actually been here long enough to have seen the correlation.There used to be exactly 1 pornposter and he was ignored before the floydschizos arrived. After they arrived and did nothing but complain about porn/anime there was a marked increase in both to mock them. It's not hard to figure out.
You smell that? Do you smell that? Payload, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of payload in the morning.
>>557652962Then you're just a newfag who hasn't lurked here long enough if you think what it's like now is how it used to be, sorry to say.
>>557653023nigga meds
>>557651147I wish r_yell didn't completely overhaul the balance of the game in one big patch years back after he said he was done working on it. It's almost completely soulless compared to what it once was.One guess as to what type of group was responsible for pushing for massive overarching balance changes.
Are people actually retarded enough to engage in this or is it one person samefagging an argument
>117Thanks for breaking character so easily floydschizo
>>557653221>>557652079
>>557651959i prefer the idea from a few threads ago where doing dmg with it builds up a meter that lets you shoot incendiary bullets for 8 seconds
>>557653218The latter, floydschizo has been IP wiped before and it revealed he was arguing with himself
>>557653218porn posting ceases to go on a floydschizo rant, really jogs the noggin'
>>557652428You're literally talking to one of them.
>>557652428>Proves the anon you're replying to right within two sentences
>>557653123Yeah it's been a long time since I've played. This new (to me) movement stuff is weird and seems very unnecessary
>>557653418I know, I wanted to see how easily he broke character and dropped the pretense he was a "visitor," wasn't very hard kek>557653117
>>557653502iirc the movement is mostly the same, with some changes made so that bunnyhopping was either much harder to do or disabled, but those changes were made only year or two after the game was released as a standalone on steam. I was more referring to the point system you use to make a loadout, the weapons available there, needing cash to buy weapons from chests, right-hand/left-hand dominance being completely reworked, stuff like that.
>>557653701>>557653486meds
>>557653298That never happened.
>>557653701>>557647930
>>557654029This sisters
>>557647883He isn't trans, he has never claimed to be anything but a dude and has had to make videos about this fact historically. The voice change happened basically overnight as the result of a genuine neck injury that crushed his vocal chords like 3 or 4 years ago now. Modern social issues have resulting in people who do not regularly keep up with his channel assume something else entirely about him and it is a reoccurring topic of conversation because reddit niggas are so desperate for representation/an easy target the revolving door that is tf2 youtuber communities will forget this and start thinking he is trans again every year or so. He has a cringe plant-sona thing but that plant-sona thing is also very much a dude, because some autistic people don't troon out or kill themselves they just keep on existing as-is.
>>557654006(you)
>>557654203>The voice change happened basically overnight as the result of a genuine neck injury that crushed his vocal chords like 3 or 4 years ago nowYou cannot be serious
>>557653872You were referring to the points system? My man! I thought you were talking about the double action boogaloo slides and wall jumps and shit.But yeah, the points system is pretty bad, it really was better when it was simpler. Also they've since undone it, but nerfing the Schofield by reducing the cylinder to 5 instead of nerfing literally anything that's not obviously verifiable on the irl weapon was retarded.
>>557654545It is a quick google search away, you can watch his own video about it. He call himself a he and refers to himself as a he and never anything else and only ever has spoken on the voice change to clarify it was the result of an injury and not due to a gender transition.
>>557654545That actually sounds pretty realisticmore so than a dude believing he's a woman due to mass hysteria.
>>557654767>I thought you were talking about the double action boogaloo slides and wall jumps and shitI'll be honest, I completely forgot that shit was added, it's been years since I've opened it. Not a huge fan of it.>Schofield nerfYeah I remember that, they added in the remington army or whatever it was as a replacement though, you just can't fan with it as quickly. Otherwise, it's basically the same exact gun.
>>557652967FUCK THE PAYLOAD
The mine layer was NERFED by THE COMPIES
>>557653218We should just all wear Tripcodes so none of this sameposting tomfoolery keeps going on
>>557655807LOAD THE POPPY
The Bostonian troublemaker from the "cultural decade" with a baseball motif specialized in gathering intelligence on enemies while running at high speeds would not in fact carry around a sun-dried block of clay used in construction as a makeshift projectile bludgeoning device, for it does not fit the tones, themes and stylization of his character.
>>557656283aye aye cap'n!
>>557655938https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81zVbLrVSkg
>>557654282Those are 2 different posters.
>>557657052Same deletion time/IP wipe so no. Cope more.
zesty likes the brick so im gonna assume people memeing him hating it are dummies who fell for bait
>>557657117consult >>557653418 and >>557647930
>>557656283No.
>>557657145He was hating on it at first, his first TF2C stream was mostly arguing with viewers why Scout wouldn't use a brick, continuing said debate on UFRNow he just embraces it and the bricked up jokes
>>557657117>Same deletion timeDoesn't mean they were the same person.
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/2/2e/Scout_domination13.wav
Do you think Scout dicks his brick?
>Meet the Medic bloopers where he starts sucking on Heavy's open chest cavity
>>557657343Stop being mean to the girlies.
I love the Nailgun, it fulfills my desire to dodge everything in close combat while also being rewarded for being great at tracking at the same time.Hopefully it's possible for servers to port it to live TF2 in a way that isn't gimped
Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
>>557659974Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Camp in the same tent with pyros. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Give pyros your hat drops in exchange for sex. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>>557660057this butt also shupos and yordles and pokemon
>>557660216>>557660057>>557659974>>557659702oh you girls!
>>557656283>>557660057sexo with poppy and fempyro
sex sex sexegg making sexbaby making sex plap plap plap plap
>>557661823shut up stupid cat i am fucking glaceon rn
>>557661823many are saying this
>>557645584Make it happen. Also its always funny to see multiple civs on the cart>>557648124It's fine. Really depends on the map and server. If it's that one 2way map in the desert that you need to escape thru the helicopter, and everyone's sweating, it's a slog. Otherwise it's okay. >>557651147>Fistful of FragsI'm sorry for what you came back to>>557651959Sure I'll take a psuedo-aircraft cannon with fire>>557659702I imagine it'd need v-script to have it smoothly carry over.>>557660057This plus Femscout
>>557661823NOT FUNNY!
>>557662127that is some delicious backboob
>>557662127>I imagine it'd need v-script to have it smoothly carry over.isn't it effectively just a modified syringe gun? advanced weaponiser never needed special hacks or anything for it
Are there any good TF2 classified servers that actually ban trannies? sick of seeing them in my games
>>557662321More or less. I just meant if it were to be perfectly ported, since a lot of the source plug-in stuff always had oddities with them in some way or another.
>>557662767sexo with sex maniac
>>557662767i hate nu-maniac so much
>>557661823>>557662127>>557662767plap
>>557663171yes, as on-model as possible too
>>557663171I think it's a good progression from the tomoko maniac, I fixed her and she cleaned herself up
>>557662754just mute them
>>557663241i meant to say hex manic>nu-maniac in my post fuck me
>>557663258she never needed fixing
>>557663297Muting them doesn't make them go away. Trannies are the most cancerous group of untermenschen on the face of the earth, worse than actual autistic people and downies.
rent free
>>557663858why do you need them to go away?
>>557664043Because they're meme spouting subhumans who are actively ruining the game and everything in their path?
>>557663489She bought a new dress and just wants to look pretty for her bf (me)
>>557664251but muting gets rid of the meme spouting?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l063OaD_a_MMade with /tf2g/ in mind
>>557666442the armpit animation has hit the tf2 community...
>>557666442I feel like it would taste like motor oil... not a good pit desu
Came to check on the general for the first time in two years after playing TF2C, was it always filled with this many avatarfags
>>557667004yes actually
>>557667004>Came to check on the general for the first time in two yearsno you didn't
floydfag bait, ignore
>>557667004Meet the Sniper 44 seconds in
>>557667004yes>2 yearsyeah sure
reverse linguini double hospital flipstab
>557667004https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/image/cSMSA_Rgyl6UKpGDx_5W5g/>posting an image from last october>2 yearsyeah okay buddy>>557667118>>557667156it's sad how he literally pulled the same shit just a few hours ago and he thinks he can once again pretend to be a "returning anon"
>>557667385but for me, it was a tuesday
>>557667004you upset the girls bro
>>557667738He's subhuman
>>557667004Yeah I agree, when I first joined /tf2g/ about 15 months ago there was almost no anime girls here, the worst part was just fempyro images.
>>557668542Not even five minutes and I'm already accused of being the thread schizo boogeyman.
>>557668854the floydschizo is like a badge of honor, we're all the floydschizo now
>>557669295also>>557654282
Guys give it like 10 minutes she'll be done having a melty over people (le floydschizo) being repulsed by her avatarfagging and go back to it
>>557669295>>557669462Why is he so mean to us girls?
you're awfully invested in this for someone who last visited "2 years ago"
>>557669983oh brother log off already
take your own advice schizokun
>>557670428Tell him girl
>>557670428deep breath now
>>557668854TRVKE.
>>557668845lol
>>557670779
>>557671013we won sisters, tranime is in the tf2 code!! *Hi fives you*
>>557646480>>557648331 >>557648517 >>557649653>>557652962noob downthey're open, push
>>557648124NoWho the fuck wants to play as a fat ass with no weapon?When custom weapon server used to exist. they have the decency to give him a revolver.
There hasn't been porn in 3 minutes now
>>557671238Good job ma'am
>>557671238a few more purges and we'll be good
>>557671614give her a second she's almost done cooling down
>>557671614you think the floydschizo posts it himself just to cause something to complain about? lol
>>557672003would explain a lot
>>557672003Please keep talking about him instead of team fortress 2
tf2?
>>>/gif/30273630
>>557672448i neber played titanfall
I made an egg sandwich It was nice
>>557672448yeah I play tf2tristana fucking 2
>>557672448Titty-Fucking2 yordles at once (it's vex and poppy btw cuz theyre the best)
>>557673105Is it because you committed those two into memory since theyβre the most posted here or because you actually know a thing about about yordles
>>557673207well i dont really know anything about yordles but ive been fapping to vex and poppy for many years independent of this thread
Is anyone else having trouble joining the valve casual servers?
>>557671602speaking of fat asses...that lopunny looking kinda...
>>557673207>>557673384NTA but it's the same for me I fapped to them for years but their posting here caused me to actually remember their names better
>>557673105vex and tristana*poppy is cute but those two are semen demons
>>557673667>I fapped to them for yearshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNoZi1qgW74
>>557669493eyup
>>557673945A peanut is not a furry
>>557673667based
>>557673667mental BASEDness
>>557673820truke, unfortunately theyre too far gone
>>557673667see! the porns back!
>>557674709that's not porn.
>>557674737well its been at least 30 minutes nowWhens it gonna come back?
>>557674994as soon as the floydschizo gets bored again and wants to complain/samefag again
>>557675070>everyone who finds you repulsive is the floydschizosasuga
I need help with a problem.I haven't played TF2 for about a year, and have been fake offlining for a couple of months. Casual's low quality matches and being unable to break 100fps on my 2017 PC was getting me down. A couple of weeks ago I upgraded and can finally play with good graphics and still get 300+fps. I'm usually a solo queue warrior, but one of the few people I somehow made friends with is a huge normalfag girl who always asks to play with me when she's online. I'd like to play again but maybe less than before, however I feel uncomfortable having not talked to her for a long time as well as not wanting to feel obliged to play for hours at a time, which I often do if anyone invites me to play.
>557675310that's not what I said but thanks for admitting you're the floydschizo
>557673105and she's back
>>557675375Just be honest and tell her when you're not in the mood to play or only want to play for a short bit.
>>557675375normalfags value good communication, so do >>557676486
>>557676486baby making sex with reimu
>>557673667based lmao
Lulu is the hottest one
>>557678013she's nicebetter than tristana, definitely
>>557673667>YearsHOLY Trans Fortress 2
>>557678013That's a funny way of saying Poppy
>>557678013trvke
>>557680358I'll take vex
>>557680358thoughts on the newest femyordle?
>>557675375unless she's living close to your area, don't bother with simping and just do whatever you want
>>557680498bnuuy cnuuy
>>557661823
>>557680498genericlulu is already the dorky nerd one
>>557680358I'll impregnate all of them but in this particular drawing I'll take the squire she has the nicest ass>>557680498Cute but not really feeling it>>557680815Egg making sex
>>557680815wew
>557681672bruh
>>557676486>>557676754Thank you>>557680721It's more about wanting to be nice to my friends, while also keeping TF2 as a game I can jump in and out of at will. I don't have many and several years ago lost a bunch of friends I made on 4chan which kind of sucks, because I don't have many people to talk to now
>>557681672based
heavy fucking poppysoldier fucking tristanamedic fucking luluspy fucking vexscout fucking femteemodemoman fucking femziggsengineer fucking femheimersniper fucking femgnarrumble fucking fempyro
>>557682895>no femveigar
>>557683000she's for me
>>557682895>no norra
sex fortress 2 hours
>>557682895what about the squire
>>557683243she's also for me>>557683284she's also for me
>>557683321nuh uh I claimed her first>>557681672
>>557683495ok but i claimed her harder
>>557683643no you didn't mge me fag
>>557683673ok after she's done giving me headshe might need another half hour
>>557683780joke's on you that was a spy disguised as herthe real one's been draining my cock all day
>>557683495>>557683643Arbiter of yordles here, anon did in fact claim her first so he gets her.You may still have Norra as she was not claimed. I have spoken.
>557683275Trans Fortress 2 hours*
>>557684016i claimed her and fucked her >>557683321
>>557684016thanks yordlebro
chad fortress 2 hours
>>557684109Many are saying this>>557684182Chads don't jack off to imaginary characters and spend all day talking about girls let alone imaginary ones sis
>>557684113Invalid and irrelevant, anon was first and said he impregnated her way before you. You were too late. My judgement is final.>>557681672
BVLL FORTRESS 2 HOURS
>>557684252Chads also don't spend all day from sunrise to sundown ranting about trannies on a New Mexican Hat Trading Forum like you do
>>557684695>>557647930
>>557684695stop you're talking about yourself, get back to talking about TF2 please.
how do i make it more than 20 seconds without being autobalanced in this dogshit troonslop
>>557684604baby making sex with tristana and poppy
>>557684695Lmao you're talking in third person
no one rants about trannies like you but nice try
>>557685271hey man you should re-read what you replied to, no one mentioned them! you did! be safe now!
>>557685025stop topscoring or stop dying
>sisyeah you did lmao
vex anal correction
>>557685614you love being seen don't you
>>557685634now you're speaking my language
>>557685634>>557686041vex sex
Team Fortress 2?
fucking lmao
>>557686586Holy fucking based.
you can't post that
>>557686586They're called yordles because when you fuck their tits it echos
>>557686886flat paper chestlet climbing her way to the boobacious kingdom of yordle milker heaven
chad hours still in effect I see
>>557686586holy basedI'll cum in between all of those in your memory
>>557684109yeah
>>557686586saved
>>557686586Godspeed you magnificent bastard.
>>557683275>>557686057post full or no sex for you
>>557686586Now THIS is the next OP
How do we fix /tf2g/?
>>557688698more of this>>557686586
>>557688698Change it from trans fortress 2 back to team fortress 2 general
>>557688698We post more fat yordle tats. >>557686586
>tf2 released when windows xp was still what everyone was using>can't run on anything older than w10 nowgay
So the fempyroschizo moved on from shupos to little gnomes?
not everyone is your boogeyman lil bro
>>557688438https://files.catbox.moe/fp0e58.jpeghttps://files.catbox.moe/e9ge00.jpeg
>>557689082bipolar disorder will do that
>>557689173based
>>557689173nta but thanks
>>557688675It has NOTHING to do with TF2.
>>557689173Okay, bend over when you're ready
>>557689384Untrue. Big boobs are central to TF2
>>557689384stop being mean to the girls here.
>>557689474Those aren't TF2 tits.
>>557689384Incorrect.Paizuri with yordles is tf2 related.
Demo
Pan
pan
foor
>>557689907You spelled Floyd wrong.
>>557689474trvke
>>557690098No I didn't
>>557690224MY HERO!!!
>>557690224Yes you did.
>>557690224that's my lad
>>557690291Meant for >>557690316
>>557690291ohhh come here Megoooomin>>557690352Aye!
>>557690291demofloyd gets to plap this? wow
>>557690643No sorry, you're confused, that's DemoPAN's wife>>557690224>>557690291
>>557690753Nah demofloyd impregnated her, sorry dude
>>557690804Writing fanfictions about other people's wives is pretty cringe and creepy dude.
>>557690870It's fact, not fiction. now calm down spaz
>>557690224>>557690291>>557690561The floydschizo is so jealous of what they have... and that he will never have it
>>557690291Why is demofloyd stealing our wives?
>>557691115he's still replying to himself and forcing his shitty AI memeit's quite sad
>>557691270he plaps them better duh
>>557691381Incredibly sad. They have a loving relationship and all he can do is write NTR fantasies because of his own lack of love.
Red pill, megumin gets plapped by demofloydBlu pill, you cope about it
>>557689474trvth nvke
just dropped a greasy demofloyd in the bowlit swirled around 3 times and wouldn't flushhad to get the australium poopknifeama
>>557691906bigger...
>>557691913megumin lapped it up after too
>>557691913lmao
>>557691961kekd
hi guys im in search of comfy loadouts anyone got anyi like to use banners as soldier
Just realized I've never seen someone make soldier say faggot in a youtube video despite how easy it should be
>>557692214weapon loadouts or cosmetic ones
>>557692278casualsperm
>>557692357weapons i dont have hats yet
>>557692278actual newfag
>>557692482>>557692879Well im sorry I havent watched the one in 4 million sfm videos where he does say it with like 500 views go fuck yourself
>>557693041>he thinks it's obscure or even hard to findnewshitter it's been done 5 million timeswatch videos older than 3 years old
>>557693081Nta but damn man kill yourself
>>557693176you first, newshitter
Help me flesh this idea outThe Texas Tuck>Wrench sidegrade>-50% redeploy and upgrade time>-50% upgrade cost for sentry but>can only upgrade Sentry to level 2I think it needs another downside. I thought if Gunslinger focuses on the lvl 1 sentry experience, I wanted to make something for the lvl 2. I won't give it a health buff as that's already Gunslinger's thing and an increase of less than 25 sounds superfluous. I focused on buffing the upgrading to sweeten the idea of going for more lvl 2 sentries. But lvl 2 sentries are strong, they have a good health pool and the fire rate is the strongest firepower upgrade. I don't think making the sentry frailer like its healthpool would be helpful, it still would take time and effort to build a new sentry and get it to lvl 2, so I don't want to make them much easier to destroy like that. What about a reduced range of targeting?The redeploy and upgrade timing buff by this logic will affect the other buildings but that's hardly as impactful.
>>557692591>RL, liberty launcher (kek), or airstrike with buff bannertake the whip, or market gardener if you can land it>black box with conchuse the katana>direct hit with battalion's backupuse the escape plan or pain train
>>557693567>take the whipoo i forgot this existsthank you anon
>>557693253I'm not the anon aspy, try and not have a heart attack next time you attack someone faggot
>>557693846you're the one having a melty from "someone else" being told he's a newshitter, sit the fuck down and take your meds
>>557693952dude kill yourself holy shit
>>557694021>>557693253
>>557693952get his ass lmao
>>557693952Yeah you're going to need to killbind eventually man
the absolute mark of a newshitter: starts having a meltdown and wishing harm upon others over being called a newshitternoob down, gg ez
>>557694296it's true, why are they so hostile? just admit you're new lmao
>spoonfeed me SPOONFEED MEno thanks newshitter I'm not your babysitter
>>557694426Own her sister
>>557694614why is that your pfp
>>557695819idk. It's from the steam points store it just looked so ugly that it seemed fittingI don't even know where it's from
Demofloyd
>>557696121I'm gonna assume it's from one of the many thousands of shitty porn games on there
>>557696492https://store.steampowered.com/app/297290/Detective_Case_and_Clown_Bot_in_Murder_in_the_Hotel_Lisbon/I did reverse image search and it's from this game apparently. I might play it sometime looks like dogshitpfps as a way of self expression is kinda cringe. they don't mean anything. I just end up picking random images that I don't care about. There was a period of time where I decorated my steampage with furry shit cause I was fishing for hate in casual
>>557660057>>557659974Samefagging so hard.
>>557698142You wish.
>>557698142He is here all day it's sad
>>557698592pot, meet kettle
>>557698742He's clearly missed all the times I wasn't here to respond because the kill pyros guy posts it at 3 am or some shit. Unlike him I have a life lol
>>557698592Crazy how he responded within minutes too, thats how you know
Brother it's a holiday, I'll be back at work tomorrow but you'll still be here
>>557698805>>557699406keep up the good work king
>>557699406You go girl
>>557699491Thanks bro
good night
>>557699576if you wake up with an egg, I did that
>>557698142Notice how defensive he gets when you called him out, LOL
>>557698742trvke and an understatementlook at how fucking sad his shit life is>>557620941>8 am wakes up, immediately posts about trannies>almost midnight>STILL HERE posting the same shit>he has literally done nothing but shitpost here for 16 hours
>>557700446jesus christ, I knew it was bad but not that bad
>>557699670yepp
>>557700446note how he's ignoring your post and still goingI don't think this nigger even sleeps
>>557700446I have a feeling you're bad at team fortress 2 if your brain is this broken
>>557698142you won
too late to acknowledge it after I called you out nigger go the fuck to sleep
>>557701054actual sad sack of garbage shit, jesus
>12:15 am>he's still going
>>557701532>live snapshot of floydschizo not going to bed until he gets the last word in
>>557701101Hes the type to bottom frag and blame others, you just know
>>557701630kek
>>557701391>>557701643he doesn't play the game he just comes here to talk about the floydschizo
>>557701852NTA but that's you bud
>>557701630he's still going and samefagging kekI wonder if we keep making fun of him will he stay up all night
>>557701961probably, he has no life to attend to after all
>>557701852he really mind broke him huh
>>557701852Have the coomers even posted any gameplay?
>>557702160yes? where's yours faggot?
>>557701630no, that image is wrong because he's not white>>557702259he doesn't have any because he only shitposts hereprobably doesn't even have the game installed
>>557702384you're right on both counts lmao
>>557702259this is some great gameplay you should stream lol
>>557702471dodging the question I see
>>557702517Gave you a compliment, for someone subpar brain function you'd fill in a nice niche on tf2 steamers
>>557702646>for someone subpar brain functionoh the IRONY
>>557702646>for someone subpar brain functionLMAO brownoid smoothbrain moment
>>557702810>>557702758Haha! post more good webms. Your gameplay is like really good
>>557701391>>557702259
>>557702259good shot on that scout running by shupoGOD
>>557703292thank you, notice how all he can do is belittle it because doesn't actually play the gameI didn't even say it was good it was just a funny kill but it's driving him mad lol
>>557703416so true shuposister!
>>557701630too white
>>557703603true...
>>557702259Embarrassing
>>557703416
>>557702646Would he stream to more people than viva?
>>557703949Unironically after watching that webm, he would stream to as many tabs as he has open watching himself
>>557703949He automatically would because he's white unlike you or Viva
>>557704467Woah, he uses light mode with all them tabs open?
>being so brown you think being white is a browser setting third worlder moment
>>557704467>>557704856LMAO
>>557704856Dark mode and watching your own stream then?
>>557703949less
>>557700446almost 18 hours at this point
B4nny is my bitch yeah yeah yeah skrrrB4nny is my bitch yeah yeah yeah skrrr
is the general usable again?did the fl*ydschizo finally go to bed?
>>557707752we're safe...for now
>>557709238a brief moment of respite
>>557707752sigh...source?
>>557702259Based shupochad.
>>557714963sovl
>>557714963Wish I could go on an arcade date with Olivia...
>>557714963cute and wholesome (non-derogatory, non-reddit) meaning)
We are in da beam!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQ__lL1N97gDo you think people are actually going to buy the Poker Night Remaster once it releases just to get the items? It's just a cringe gambling game otherwise and I don't think people actually like it.
>>557719707Yes
>>557719707it's a based poker game actually
>>557702259shupobvlls run tf2
we need a tf2 for the modern ageand the playable characters should look like this
>>557722056agreed
Chad tf2 hours already?
>>557722114bigger
>>557723616it's always chad fortress 2 hours
>>557727195ToT
>>557723616https://steamcommunity.com/groups/transf2
>>557707752>Every post I don't like is from the same boogieman
>>557731923sisters our response?
>>557727195Fucking stop posting Epstein Δ±mages here
>>557733703Stop being mean to her.
>>557727195Keep posting based images king
>>557734139queen*
Morning nerdsWhatβs for breakfast
>>557734215sweaty honey plapping for breakfast
>>557734215fat furry lolibaba butt
>>557734291>>557734374>>557660857
>>557734215the usual spam by youknowwho
Rest in Piss NISLT
>>557736150What happened to NISLT? Is he really RIP?https://steamcommunity.com/id/siNNNas>LithuanianDamn he must be a relative of gabber.
>>557699225>>557698294His pyro copy pasta shit is also exactly 1 minute between posts.
>>557737842Shup up, stop being mean to her.
Who else plating classified?everytime i try to change the resolution or any video setting the game just goes back to the main menu and locks me out of clicking anythingam i unlucky or is it a know issue? any way to solve it
>>557738414Shupo up?
>>557738796Oh shuposister!!!
>>557738796shupobvll...
>>557739603shuposow*
I dont know whats worse, the fempyro fag samefagging or him being here so much he is always able to reply to the kill pyro fag within 5 minutes.
>>557741527eh their ritual poastin isn't what's annoying; it's admirable its usually the melties if they're ever made fun of that kind of make you roll your eyes
what's the best Medic loadout in TF2C?
*sharts on yomos grave*
>>557745306I think you should always use the rejuvinator because it reminds me of the based black guy from Overwatch who has healing grenades.
>>557745306I want to use the rejuvenator more often but the overwatch reference thing kills the whole gun for me.
>>557734215wet honey pussy
>>557719707>>557719912baby making sex with megumin>>557722056>>557722114bunny making sex with this rabbit>>557749618paizuri with kirlia
>>557644705this image doesn't have anything to do with tf2. perfect op 10/10
>>557753634It has loads to do with the sisters here.
>>557737842>>557741527NTA but I can't imagine thinking this unless you're brand new to the general. They're not always at the same time and they're not always in the same order, even>>555856090 >>555896341
>>557754554Tell him old sister
>>557733703>Δ±
>>557754908lol!! get him sis
I would like to play tf2,
>>557760006use that as your spray
>>557760006I've been itching to surf or do some jump maps lately
I have a cough
>pyro does nothing except deflect explosives from the pocket medic and sentries
>>557760179if I'm not scrimmaging but I'm still on tf2. there's a 90% chance I'm speedrunning jump maps on the tempus chicago beginner serverthey're super fun I can highly recommend them. And practically everyone I've spoken to about it says it's the best way to get better in tf2
>>557762065I was last learning tier 4 maps after finally getting consistent with tier 4 maps; i just always hit a wall and take long breaks though
>WHAT ACTUAL TF2 DISCUSSION???>NOOO REEEEEE IT'S ABOUT ME REEEEE
>>557762397she has a cough bro, what if she freaking dies in game? this is not mvm... we cannot revive her...
>>557762397You can tell me about your day if you want :)
>>557762937She?
>>557762937should've thought of that before breathing in lead gas fumes
>>557763192egg making sex with cinderace
>>557762201as per soapymeister, currently best soldier in NA>I don't think completions are even a great way to measure how good you are at jumping. I think it's more important to be fluid with your jumps. Being able to chain jumps quickly on the flyI've been speedrunning t2s and t3s for a month now and have seen solid improvement in my jumps in game. It's also a lot more funAfter I get g4 in most of the tempus beginner maps I'll move on to speedrunning t4s, but currently t4 takes me like 30 minutes to complete on average
>>557763559Oh I like speeding through easier maps, but i personally play with my friend and we wait for each other between jumps, it's comfier. Spee
>>557763481Sounds like at least you had a good day
>>557764012it's always a good day with egg making sex
whats YOUR spray?
>>557764920I can't post that on a blue board
>>557761094erm, im playing a SUPPORT role, chud, be grateful *yiffs*
>>557765074what the...think of the children that may see your spray anon
>>557764920
>>557764920cynthia (from pokemon gen 4) lewd
>>557765260good for them I guess
>>557764920shupo stuff that I can't post here
>>557766017sacrilege
>>557766017intramammary ejaculation with shupos
>>557764920this but edited to have a transparent bg
>>557761094Yes
>>557768224based momji ass
>>557771839what is it based on though
>>557772358based on deez nutsgottem
>>557772358Your mama's ass.
>>557763559I don't see the point of jump maps when they're all massively tall or deep and actual maps you play on have wildly varying ceiling heights that are on average 1/3 - 1/4 of the height of the practice jump courses
>>557771839
>>557768171That Soldier got mindraped
when you're heaving esex with your steam friend and accidentally get him pregnant... again...
good one sister
>>557773905Wow sis that's crazy! You can talk about it here https://steamcommunity.com/groups/transf2
>>557766017this shupo is too big
>>557774848it's peak
>>557774848BASED
>>557766017this shupo is not big enough>>557774848shupussy... moist and delicious, ahaha!
>>557774643many are saying this
>>557719707>Buy game>SAM the achievements>Refundez
>>557719707i think i removed the items i got from the original so ill probably do that
>>557774848your sacrifice won't be forgotten shupoking
>>557775806Your TF2 steam group?
>>557776086thanks pally
>>557774848nice balls, ma'am
Pornography TF2
>>557776950sexwith lucy
>>557776950Affirmative!>>557777028many are saying this
>>557776086for the sisters*
>>557772773you're obviously never going to need to do a quint sync in real game. but soapy's reasoning for jump maps as practice was it helps with aiming, as well as helps with the fluidity of your movement. You're right you're only going to need 1-2 rockets to jump in most situations but you should make the 1-2 rockets count for as much as they canFrom my understanding: Here if I was a better jumper, I could have entered main with my rocket jump instead of landing outside main and potentially having a stray rocket kill me
>>557774848
>>557778476humblebrag exhibit b
>>557778807I don't even know what you mean by humble bragging at this point
>i simply must include a webm of me bming someone
>>557779557maybe if he put a shupo png on the corner, or showcased a shupo spray i'd actually watch his gameplay webms
i hate shupospost vex
>>557745306Kritzkrieg (spam that uber as soon as it hits 100%)Stock bonesaw (shock therapy heals enemy spy)
>>557779958where's the MvM update, anyway?
>>557779557a taunt is not BM that shit's crazy for you to think that
>>557779427it's the floydfag fishing for (you)s
>>5577800942 weeks I'd say
>>557779427Do to listen to the schizo, their webm was dogshit compared to yours and they can't help but feel jealous you actually practiced something you applied it ingame for an actually impressive clip
>>557779427I was the original guy who didn't see the point in jump maps, the humblebrag guy isn't me. I think >>557780264 is onto something
>>557780685No one believes you
>>557780094baby making sex with vex
>>557780094vexo mating plap
>>557783185>>557785897this but poppy
>>557785959this butt tristana*
>>557786167that is also acceptable
>>557785959*and
>>557785959>>557786289Good tastes. Would pocket
can someone explain why the mercs hold their arms at weird angles with non-standard all-class melee weapons, instead of just reusing the same animation set as their standard melee? it's really noticeable with the objector or the frying pan compared to like, the bottle or the kukri
>>557786781it's due to the fact that some weapons clip, I know this is the case with pyro at least on the objector
>>557786942well yeah it makes sense for pyro cuz it has the weird axe pose (which does not match the viewmodel, which bothers me), but for the other classes there's no clipping at all
>>557786781the all-class melee animations were originally made for just the saxxy (to show it off) and they never made new ones
I hate that they use the default melee animation on sniper for the objector.
>>557787469
>>557785959>>557786289>>557786560don't worry I'll make babies with tristana and poppy too
>>557787469You just reminded me that I need a yordle objector as well.
Someone remind him to get a job next
>>557788974Got plenty to work with, but doubt I can post the real good suggestions. Also what's your fav BAs
>>557789413I have one (unfortunately)>>557789695train brats and tsurugi
>>557790330would like to see your collection and pocket you/10good taste
>>557790330>Waging all day and then coming here to spam league coom slopthat's sad, hope life gets better
>>557790543Based.
>>557790689at least he has a job unlike you who wakes up and immediately spends literally the whole day here lmao
>>557791557she* has a job, please get it correct
>>557792171>doesn't even deny spending all day hereLMAO get a life already loser
>>557792385projecting mate
too late to deny it now bitch lmao we all see you post first thing in the morning
>>557791557>>557792385got his ass kek
>>557792689i think you gotta really stop trippling down on the projecting
Sleepy
>>557793608Eggy
i typically like cooking eggies in a basket, but eggposting here has soured me on them just a bit
>>557795702egg making sex with eggies
>>557775806>>557776086wow they will do everything except ban the spambot turkroach destroying this generalno wonder this general is dying
>>557796087please do not sex my breakfast
>>557796434too late
>>557796543
>>557796425I do sometimes wonder what threads the (((mann co.))) employees do bother lurking, because their attention is certainly not here
>>557797309it really is the case that unless it's a general they browse they simply do not care
>general is 90% avatar fagging off topic discord speak>10% actual discussion of the game of something neat that happened Why would anyone lurk here unless they either love or hate this game
>>557797718I never use this thread, and it was featured on "popular threads" so i decided to check it out. I don't think i'll be returning.
>>557797718gee it's almost like the issues with the general could be solved by actual moderation
>>557797868Bye >>557797881Spaz
>>557798061retard
>>557798061it's just the floydfag samefagging again
>>557798480the first backlink is but the second backlink isn't I'm literally talking about the floydfag
Heavy: Meds NOW
>>557788974>>557789695>>557790330>>557790543>>557791181Heavy: Sex NOW
>>557799656no
>>557780685Here's a better example of what soapy said (it's more important to be fluid with your jumps and you do that by practicing jump maps) that just happened to me in scrims todayhonestly surprised on how much jump maps improved my movement in game. I'd never even thought to ramp slide up the stairs before
>>557797718I love this game like you wouldn't believe
Scout: OH GOD! OH MY GOd OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!Scout: My semen! He sucked out ALL my semen!Soldier: You call that sucking my cock? You Red team ladies wouldn't know how to suck my cock if-Soldier: AHHH MY COOOOCK! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
>>557803032best post itt. may as well wrap it up and make a new thread now
>>557803032heh
>>557803032this but it's all the femyordles sucking my dick
>>557806650yordle lips are for kissu and nothing else
>>557806873too late, they're sucking my painis
>>557807019u r gae
>>557807818>blowjobs from femyordles>gayermmm... no u
>>557807893all sex that can't get a girl pregnant is gay sex, it's simple physics
>>557810069oh yeah? well how come after I cum their bellies get big and full thencheckmate atheists
*sips*ahhh
Life o' Riley...
Competitive TF2 is fun, read this
>>557816528good thing I can't read the right because I'm going left
OH MY FUCKING GOD>TOTAL RICHTER OVERRAPE
>>557818964the total humiliation im gonna cum
the artstyle o algo
wish I had a /tf2g/ to be friends with :3
those classified admin f*gs just wrecked my account. wtf
>>557821516gay secret
>>557818964TF2C is dying as well.
>>557821516theres plenty to choose from
>>557822426It lived better than Gold Rush
>>557818964>3 players>16 player peakjust let it go bro
Is it still worth it to start with tf2 now? I constantly hear how the game is dead, full of bots, etc.
>>557825472might as well experience it before it's goneit's also not dead, the experience of queuing is just poorthe bot crisis is also 99.99% over, the worst thing you run into now are idlebots taking up space and the rare instance of a human cheating
Why is /tf2g/ so dead?
Rest in Piss /tf2g/
>>557818964The setting that would have SAVED Gold Rush
>>557821516>open secret>it's gay shitwtf that's not even tf2 gay shit
>>557832413>>557821516Ladies, play tf2 with your friends from this steam group!https://steamcommunity.com/groups/transf2
>>557832413what are you even talking about
>>557833262>he doesn't know about secret postslmao
>>557833321lol get him sister
>>557833321oh right, I don't see them on my main browser
>3-4 years ago i used to be a sniper main>now i dont even look at him>quit if theres a good enemy sniper>dont pick open mapsfeels good
>>557833569character growth!
>>557832413What extension are you using?Got PEE and nothing is showing up.
>>557834617Ask here >>557832918
>>557834617I'll tell you if you stick your tongue and open your mouth in my dms
>>557835161>in my dmsAnd where would those be?
>>557835930got session?
>>557836181I do actually but I'm not the guy you replied to initially...
>tf2g is so dead the troons are unironically erpingdawg
>>557833569sissification
>>557836927Opposite, everyone knows snipers players are sissies; he escaped the pipeline.
>>557836331Post the funny numbers then~
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3545060/Team_Fortress_2_Classified/>Was originally going to sing this mods praises as it does a lot of good but the devs are ALREADY starting to abuse power by doing things like listening in on servers even if they are private locked servers and banning people and that's just an overstep i can't endorseUhhh TF2Cbros, is this true? Do the mods go George Orwell and spy on you to make sure you don't use naughty words?
>>557837120But but...
>>557837328>noooo I can't chud out while playing!!its not happening but it should
>>557837525fine....054515ed34a4ec064d80f430b9e96b21be1b4d24f500a2c0aa4a241a4ea79b3b33
>>557837328good thing I stopped playing this piece of shit after 1 day
Yordle posting sure is something
>>557838939I'm the guy who asked the original questionI wasn't expecting them to start blatantly erping
>>557837328>Do the mods go George Orwell and spy on you to make sure you don't use naughty words?no that review is fully just unsourced schizoposting
>>557838939>>557839075>>557832918
my conscientious objector is changing images every game and i dont know why
>>557841087are they good images?
>>557839075and I was the one who made the post about the secret postsI have no idea who those erping faggots are
>>557841996me neither lol
>when the bpd kicks in so hard she forgets she was erping
>>557841623no lol
>>557671013>bazaar>tf2outposttake me back
Who killed /tf2g/?
>>557852227you
>>557852227It was MEh!I did it like THIS!>>557644705Whoop-de-doo!
>>557852227(You)
>>557671013literally every person in that pic trooned out or killed themself
>>557855198rip video, miss them
>>55785222726dollar
>>557855198Not true, I'm still friends with them on steam
>>557837525Free? Damn I would've paid for that
>>557856669
furry gamefurry general
>>557857943>>557730716
>>557857943no
>>557858068You've been shilling your steam group here non-stop for a while now, did someone actually subscribe?
>>557858416idk ask the yordle posters its their group
>>557857943This so much
Yordle poster would get mogged by the still alive and powerful Pony players if they were allowed to openly post here. 2hu and MLP were prominent parts of the TF2 online experience
>>5578570512 keys
>>557858741don't group touhouchads with your ilk horsefucker
good weapon
>>557852227Shupo, fempyro, that white bear thing, pokemon and yordle posting. But only because they spam this shit. Were it it just was 1 post a thread it wouldnt be so bad.
>>557861771What about Honey?
>>557861771We need Neru to save this thread, hard agree
>>557859672What weapon does this even replace?
>>557861771>Shupo, fempyro, that white bear thing, pokemon and yordle postingThere's one creature missing from your list
>>557863491sexo
>>557863576I dont even know what it its called.
>>557861771Why do they post that stuff? It's not even related ot team fortress 2? Are they retarded?
>>557863491its a laser minigun
>>557864667That seems almost impossible to use properly. To maintain your bonus you have to stop firing at the exact moment someone dies, steps out of your range, ducks behind a wall, or whatever. And that's not necessarily even up to your ability to count damage and judge distance, since miniguns fire fast enough that some internet stutter can end up making the server register that one extra shot that's gonna screw you. Even if it was just a penalty instead of wiping your whole combo, what's the point? You start with a tomislav just to build up to a brass beast (that can't get long range chip), when you could have just spent that time spinning up the brass beast.Honestly every design with resistance piercing just reads to me as a way to backdoor a soft-nerf to the vacc, when you should just be asking for the vacc, wrangler, etc. to nerfed outright.
fuck s*ldiers and fuck sc*uts
>>557862980baby making sex with honey >>557863491intramammary ejaculation
>>557864301It's called avatarfagging.
>>557861771>Were it it just was 1 post a thread it wouldnt be so bad.There's literally only 1 fempyro post per thread retard but you're complaining about it as if it's on the same level as the others, and at least that one's on topic too
>>557852227literally the only correct answer is valvethis general has been dead since 2020 because the last major update was in 2017anything else is just a boogeyman
>>557868692>jingles the MvM update in front of the last twelve people that play the mode
>the MvM update is finally here!>it has it's own update page on the official TF2 website>it is presented as the sequel of the previous MvM update>find the easter egg hidden in the png image at the bottom of the update page>click on it>it takes me... nowhere?>it's the same update page>except...>wait a fucking minute..>why did v turn into y?!
>>557873059>only two cities is available>queue up>get sent into an upward match
>>557873059>>why did v turn into y?!yalye software
>>557873760>administrator says "a tank is in the area" "we must protect the seal spies"
>3 am>open tf2>hyperrealistic blood starts pouring out of the pyro's gasmask on the main menu png>i watch in horror as the ui starts to change>first the server browser is removed>then the alternative gamemodes tab>a brief flash of positivity as comp is taken away>finally it's stripped down to nothing but 2fort and upward>the game starts loading>>but i didn't even queue>spawn in>it's upward, unrolled into one massive sightline>i'm the only player on blue, locked into the a-pose civilian scout against a a 99-man team of snipers, vacc meds, wrangled lvl 3s, and demos>suddenly my door busts down>it's jill>he pushes me out of my chair onto the floor>he slides my credit card through one of those handheld card readers, purchasing a mountainous pile of graded case keys to my steam account
>>557874919you should've said he started typing furiously on the keyboard and put competitive back in before the last one
>issue 1-4>"miss pauling, i have collected all one trillion tons of australium in the world for my nefarious plan i'll explain to you later. i need you to get the last few grams of it for my stash">issues 5-6>"miss pauling, all the australium on the entire planet is gone forever and i'm dying tomorrow. stash? nefarious plan? what are you talking about?"am I stupid? literally what the fuck did I miss in this narrative?
>>557875721fuckedit it into the screenshot
TF2 comics are legitimately awful desu
>>557876335the old ones tied to updates and such are fun but yeah the series seemed very unnecessary
>>557876335the comics gave us olivia
>>557875743You're not stupid, this is just what happens when they go literal years between comics and the writers change repeatedly. None of the finale makes sense with what was said before even if Jay says that was always the plan. It doesn't even line up with Zephaniah being dead in the game.
I LOVE BIG TITTY WIZARDS
>>557878624merasmus plap
>>557878624the caster's quarterly witch is right there man
>>557878624I'd like to be HER roommate
What should the next OP be?
>>557879027poker fortress 2
>>557879027A job application or a stick of deodorant
>>557879563Deodorant for who?
chicANO
chicANO!
>>557879746for you you stupid fuckyou have no life and are always here to ask that exactly at 700 posts
>>557879027Animechads should edit a Poker Night
>>557880029agreed, where is the edit anon?
>>557879886Bit mean, and I already have deodorant.
>fat ugly beaner calling others stinkykekthe level of delusion
>>557880143Viva isn't ugly.
>>557880379lol
>>557880379lmao
>>557878624for me?It's big titty tanks
>>557881312emptying my mad milk inside of poppy repeatedly
>>557881312poppy paizuri
dead gamedead general
paizuri gamepaizuri general
>>557883378sex with yordles game sex with yordles general
yordle elegg
>>557884715we're approaching plap levels that shouldn't be possible
>>557880143Viva has a job, so he has to have good hygiene; the anime posting porn addicts do not. Viva wins this argument unfortunately
>>557885480he doesn't shave nor workout so he loses by default unfortunatelyfat """"people"""" smell horribly
>>557885480he works in the storeroom of a grocery store lmao no one has to smell him and he lives like a pig
What MVM maps do you guys think have the highest chance of being added?My picks would be: Waterfront, Underground, Robot Factory, Area 52, Flower Field, and Sequoiaalso Motherland and Havana Reforged but I feel like those two are more likely to be picked for pretty thumbnails and "CREATED BY" boosting
>>557881312MvM update looks great
>>557887270mvm_egg_making_sex IMO
>>557834617>PEEwhat extension was that again? I remember using it a long time ago and forgetting about it when people stopped using it. Was kinda cool seeing extra images
>>557888475That IS the extension.
>>557888475PNGExtraEmbedder
chad tf2 hours are upon us
(voice) spy: gooner among us
yiff :3
>>557888475>>557889154>>557888978impregnating poppy and vexbaby making, even
why the cat thowhy not an actually sexy pokemon?like glaceon
>>557890335hey meowscarada is very sexy you wouldn't understand as a feralfag
>>557890335I actually really fucking hated meowscarada when i first saw it years ago now i love the little bastard and i have meowscarada merch on my desk. what a journey id say
>>557891048same, now I want to pump her full of eggs
>>557885790>>557885926you guys have a lot of experience stanking so much eh? viva clears y'all, do better.
>>557891325he's not going to date you blud you've never even met him to know that quit sucking him off
>>557891396i'm not gay, i just think he unironically smells less than porn addicts on tf2g... i'm serious when i say do better, because so far his gameplay clips and hygiene is better than yours.
>>557891524>i'm not gaycould fool me with the amount of viva cock in your mouth
>>557891663I feel like you're the one thinking about cocks in your mouth... just hold the L and come back cleaner + better at tf2
can't hear you I just hear glukglukgluk coming from your mouth
>>557888978I know, but I needed to know what the acronym stood for.>>557889154Thanks, tried using the original and fork and neither seem to work in showing anything extra. >>557887270Crossguard, Highland, and Goldbend Valley. There was another, but I forgot. I haven't really checked out other maps since the MvM update got announced.
>>557891797
>>557892095poppy plap n' cum
>>557887270None of the maps matter unless we also get the new aussies.
>>557892674>>557892674>>557892674Z + 4
>>557892719rotten opiniongold weapons suckmaps could be fun
>557892263thanks for calling me a legend I know I am
