Relaxo Edition>NewsTF2 Classified released: https://store.steampowered.com/app/3545060/Team_Fortress_2_Classified/>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.dev/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA/EU/AUS/Asia)Konata: konata.tf (EU)>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://tf2huds.dev/Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Community Server Browsers: https://serverbrowser.tf/ | https://thegabenzone.github.io/truequickplay/#/serversCreators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>Competitive News & Events: https://teamfortress.tv Lobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>557644705
GET ON THE CART
>>557892894i knew i should have stayed home today...
>>557892674ToT I'm relaxing UUUOOOOHHHHH
Did Zesty win yet?
>>557892894plapping neco arc's fat ass
>>557892819uh99% of the new maps that we got were complete trash. aussies however are always pretty to look atwhat about that tf2g anon who was working on his own map though?
>>557893000idk but I won a match of 4plr_sisyphus so I'm happy>>557893257what about that tf2g anon who was working on the shupo hat mod
>>557892894sex with neco arc
>>557893257that's the new zealand map innit?
>>557893295hmmmmgood question>>557893359It's been a while, I don't remember sorry
>>557893619mvm new zealand was the tf2g map IIRC
>>557893257>aussies however are always pretty to look atinstall a reskin
holy dooley
>>557895918>xitter
>>557896214I only use it for porn
3 NIGAS ON CART
>>5578965263 COCKSIN KONATA
EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
>>557892674https://steamcommunity.com/groups/transf2Thanks for always being here to make the threads sister! You forgot the team fortress 2 steam group!
buy an ad
>>557897683She should for her great tf2 anime edit art! It's kino ma'am!
what tf2 needs
>>557897992TF2 needs an official buttplug update like Ultrakill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
>>557898131I know the exact correct amount of information about Ultrakill to not know if this is true but to assume that it is.
Played some more Classified, I forgot how great the Flare Gun feels with old airblast mechanics
>>557899569big plappable cheeks
>>557892674this image doesn't have anything to do with tf2. perfect op 10/10
He's so perfect bros
>>557901465erm... it's clearly upward with the relaxo...
>>557901489https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPGa6vzfvqk
>>557901489>>557902902mental sickness
>>557903614Less mentally sick than what most people post on here.
>>557897969Hahahahaha
>>557903614trvke
good night
>>557907005>dreamin' bout yordlebased->futanariaaand you lost me
when is zesty dropping his emporium trvthnvke?
>>557908501as soon as I'm done plapping those cheeks (read: never)
>>557892674 when i fight you without smiling or goofing around, you know you're dead
>>557908501When he finally gets run off this internet or just bored of tf2
>>557909698rewarding poppy for the ram with paizuri
tempted to get this over a tundra top purely because its a 15-16 key difference in price, but it's harder to style a space set than it is a winter-y set.
>>557911040I'm not crazy about it. If you really like space, sure. But like you said, it's hard to go all out with that theme.
>>557911040You'd be able to make that work on Pyro and Engineer since they specifically have spacesuits but Heavy would be a challenge
>>557911230i'm not neither for most classes but like >>557911346 said it can work for a few. i'm just trying to find neat themed sets that are multi-class
lads I tried Blue Archive for the fourth time and it finally clicked with me and I'm loving it. I want a Yuukawife in my lifeMy favorite class is the Spy, I hoope they add Australium Kunai in the MVM update
>>557913374why would you play a game like that when you can just look at fanart on pixiv
>>557913646first of all, to read the storysecond, it's barely even a game
>>557913374based and basedhave fun, and hope you get your kunai>>557911548Well if you're fine with a gimped heavy look, then fine, otherwise I'd keep looking
>I hope they add a $120 skin that every whale and their mother will be usingit wouldn't do anything cool like leave gold statues, it's not unique since every NEET with disposable income will have one, and you can get the same effect by dl'ing a reskin off gamebanana
>>557913374Follow your leader
>>557914251Um, Blue Archive isn't a yuri game though....
>>557914179try not to shit yourself to death kid
>>557913374>Yuuka is your favorite buru arcalol/tf2g/ never had the best taste in students -- whether it's Neru or Yuuka, they're both pretty mid.
*ahem* kaede
>>557914515Give us your top 3 students and maps then>>557899569Is the airblast like consistent in its push force now? I haven't played much Pyro
>>557897621>look into the members>a lot of anime and blue archive avatarsOh no no
Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
>>557914859go to sleep you have to be up again in 6 hours to keep incessantly posting about trannies
Does anyone know the music track that you can play on skial's version of 10x? The one that sounds like smoking a blunt on a beach in 70s? I think it's from Pulp Fiction but I'm not sure
>>557914854The best Blue Archive students all end with -ki:>Hibiki>Kisaki>Fubuki The best Team Fortress 2 maps all begin with pl_>pl_cashworks>pl_phoenix>pl_beerbowl
>>557916938Alright/10I wouldn't mind those maps
>>557920703>calling xem outuh oh incoming melty
>>557904715>Gay sex isn't mentally sick https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNoZi1qgW74
a very on-topic haiku for /tf2g/:a nerd named elegghas lots of raw sex with methen lays lots of eggs
>>557916938
>>557893257coming back to the game after a few years and reading this
>>557932885i forgot to read the chain and you guys are talking about mvm, who cares though
>>557907125Not every dream is a pleasant one
dead game dead general btw
>>557914859LOL dude try fempyro next
Does anyone know what this says? Saw this tf2 image but I don't speak Spanish.
>>557907005>futahow fat are their balls and cocks? this is important
>>557937705penis penis penis penis penis penis penis
>>557937705>No wonder the game is dead if half the player base kills itself LMFAO
>>557897621LMAO >>557914859 It really is just fucking 90% anime avatars HAHAHA holyshit this is hilarious they really think they are the anime child they post
>>557939683Have you ever seen a medium chance from Bad Dragon? Kinda like that.
>>557940793Do you think when they get older they will regret wasting their time invested in pretending to be anime girls on tf2?
>>557925074Less mentally sick then anime and furry sex.
How do I play TF2 with 0 bytes free on my computer now?
>>557940873horse cock or no deal
>>557914859>>557897621you're not bullshitting, wtf
mmmmmmmmm berry flavored radiation
>>557945753If thatβs what you want then go ahead and imagine that.
MVM update when?
check out this awesome spy gameplay!!https://youtu.be/lMYy-6JTnLo
>>557937705>>557940097@Viva is this true?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzRB_n9dvd0
https://youtu.be/3MC4P_et3x0?t=1427>Zesty doesn't like the based New Vegas referencemega cringe, that Joshua Graham cosplay is good
Why did Nathan Vetterlein abandon us?
>>557951678You're a big boy. You can Google translate that to see for yourselfBut yes, the Spanish to English translation is accurate
>>557897992
>>557955663Look at the state of this general and ask your question again.
will reading the james bond novels make me better at spy?
What do I need to delete off of my computer to be able to play Team Fortress 2 ever again?
>>557962595Delete all your other games, TF2 is the only game you need.
>>557963147I already did that.
>>557963327Get a new HDD
>>557963420sending a drone to your location for thinking of depriving AI of precious resources
>>557963995Sir you can get free hdds and sometimes ssds off marketplace or craigslist
>>557964320I thought marketplace only sold steam items
>>557964864not steam marketplace friend, facebook
>>557959153what if i was a girl, stupid
>>557966412There are no girls on /tf2g/.
>>557966497Iβve been called a girl here enough times that I might as well be.
I am the spy
No
Fentlylman
>>557914859>>557937439>literally 6 hours apart>>557915729LOLLL you were right this loser lives here
meds
>>557966497>>557892674thoughts?
>>557969523>is still here to respond INSTANTLY 7 hours laternot beating the living here allegations bro
>>5579697524chanx pings mereply to you meltying downspy saps your fentryhere's a haiku for u to calm down to
thanks, chatgpt/grok
Didn't play this fuck ass game for a few months and that goblin server is not online. What happen
>>557969332>>557969752Yeah exactly, notice how he still has his stupid sployd tag on from a few minutes earlier LMAO this retard does nothing but samefag here all day
>>557970452I just put it on to join the funny posting above, you've got anger issues ontop of your mental disorders. I'll take it off for you if it helps you calm down a little bit!
>>557970067haikus are Japanese, you're not Japanese
>>557970067>I totally don't live here I just respond instantly the second 4chan X told me I got a (you) *still has the same name on from minutes earlier*no one believes you *humming*
>join the funny posting aboveyou ruined the funny posting is what you did
>>557970707yeah, i can reply to you with any name fun fact
>>557970452it's so, so unbelievably sadI wonder when his mom will make him get a job and we'll be free of this shit
>>557970067Thats pretty sad actually.
there are only girls in /tf2g/
>>557970948exactly, doesn't matter if it's 7 hours later he's still here to respond to a ping lol
>>557971028Are they hot?>>557971057Mama's boy
>>557970452he doesn't even need to samefag since so many retards bite into everything he says
>>557971236oh brother give it a rest
>557971236he says while samefagging
>>557971383I don't care enough to do that, but whatever helps you sleep at night!
>>557971548>I don't care enough to do that,yet you do care enough to respond to accusations of samefagging within seconds and melt down about it for a dozen posts LMAO
>>557971709Uhuh, bud jumping to conclusions and stressing out like this is not healthy. Try some chamomile tea
>>557971825tea is for sissies
>>557972159Tea is for chads fuck off
>>557972159trvke
β¦
What have we learned? I always win!
>>557973341Based
at being a loser
>>557973441I never lose.
yeah, that's why you never lost your virginity LOL
>>557973441he beat you, thus he is a winner; and you the loser.
>>557971236
>>557973441>>557973596de_stroyed
>>557973441are you still mad even after drinking some chamomile? Why not try playing some jump maps on tf2 to calm down next?
>>557971236doesn't stop him from samefagging all day anyway
Demo
floyd
>994not even the same guy retard, he clearly broke you tho
>>557974126he's just equally as stressed out and mad, that's sad. Take my advice and enjoy some TF2 and tea
>>557974117Based
>>557974271on what?
>>557974349my dick in yo mom
>>557975172Gross
>>557975497she didn't think it was
Play TF2.
>>557975921I'll have sex with fempyro instead
>>557975641rape is not funny.>>557975921yes ma'am
>>557976159oh she consented to it, spread her legs immediately and everything
>>557976302my mother passed away, why are you raping her corpse... gross!
everyday i am thankful i have no-hats installed
>>557976423just because she said you were dead to her doesn't mean she was actually dead bro
>>557976594I have a lot of cool unusuals, i can't install that mod or I won't see them!
>>557976858She's dead, and cremated... Why are you raping ashes?
>>557976890Why is this always what happens with discord servers?
>>557971057You're the only one having a meltdown here pingfag
>>557977773sez u
>>557976890the dude DDOSing their servers literally had "tf2g poster" as his name like a retard>>557977773actual trvke
>>557977773Did u drink the tea yet, sounds like you havent
>>557977991sex u
>>557977773it's true note that he's still responding within seconds lol
>>557978525hehe, yeah you're not upset though he is
>>557952706that's not what he said
get bricked faggot
>>557980204shuposhuposhupo
>>557980204Nozomi would totally be a brick thrower
>>557915496Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Camp in the same tent with pyros. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Give pyros your hat drops in exchange for sex. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>>557981965this butt also shupos and yordles
>>557981965>Fuck pyros like an alligator.wait what
>>557982373the yordles are gone man
>>557982419As if you were an alligator not fucking actual alligators. But you can do that too if you want I suppose
>>557981965>get head from pyros How is she going to do that with the mask on?
>>557982568they're free at the park, you can just pick them up
>>557982568NOOOO>>557982907oh phew
>>557982808very carefully
>>557982808She just lifts the mask up slightly or you can break through the mask (I've seen both)
>>557982798>As if you were an alligatorthat doesn't really explain anything
>>557983219Like rough, and animalistic
>>557978301Nta tea fag.
>>557982568says who?
>>557982798ass too big
>>557982798ass not big enough
yordles in cute dresses
>>557985480>just having a meltdown for the other guyle mao
>>557986429where is the paizuri hole
>>557986429baby making sex with poppy
>>557987796you're supposed to lift her dress and do this >>557988379
>>557985480he habitually samefags so often the entire concept of there being other people in the thread is foreign to him
>>557972159Real niggas eat corndogs
>>557988812uhwhat is going on here
>>557989360she's eating cookies when she wasn't supposed to so she's getting pulled out of the cookie jar
>>557989531and why is sina from pokemon the one doing it?
>>557988812Real niggas post the full source
become part of soil
IT'S be a part of soil YOU STUPID NIGGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>557991690i want to plap this shupo
>>557991832shid. i feel bad now
>>557992324>shidthe ground is shakin'
>>557992579IT'S oh shit, the ground is shakin' YOU STUPID NIGGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
let's get those berries, berries, berries
>>557992824he does not say "oh"watch the video, you NIfake fan_______________
...but that was before the plague hit
>>557992984SHUT UP JERMA
*throws ragtime piano grenade*
LADY MADONNA
denz is a talented swordsman
>>557993714sword means penis btw
return to castle ______
>>557994712degroot
>>557914854It's airblast pre-JI, so yes it consistently pops people into the air at the same angle no matter where you're aiming
>>557996358I gotta try that out then. It's been too long since I played around with those old physics.
>>557996358I think taking that away was the one good JI change to pyro. A consistent spammable stun that you basically cannot ever miss with, that takes away all player control and locks you out of air-strafing, was not fun to fight against in any situation
>>557996358>>557996827baby making sex with toki and kanna
honestly wtf is wrong with airblastwhy can't it just work like everything elserocket jumper and sticky jumper show that it's obviously not hard to make damageless knockback work correctly in the source engine
>>557997829does it not work like an invisible rocket with very short range now? you shoot it at a guy's feet and he gets launched up. you shoot it at a guy who's retreating and it pushes him away. you shoot it at a guy charging you and it slows him down
>>557996827Pyro in TF2C feel better than any version of base TF2>>557997148The flip side is that pre-JI airblast doesn't knock you away nearly as much as modern airblast, so you can't singlehandedly deny an Uber by holding down M2
>>557998139>Reuploading is prohibited I'm telling on you
>>557998139Modern airblast doesn't knock you away unless you're running away from it, or are already traveling in the opposite direction though. Pre-JI airblast could absolutely singlehandedly deny ubers, and it was probably even easier to do so since the pushforce was so consistent. Brainlessly holding down m2 and looking at a corner with someone in your FoV all but guaranteed that they'd end up stuck there like a fly in a spider's web.
I fucking love the Direct HitI can't hit shit with it, but one-tapping Scunts is so fucking satisfying
>>557998124definitely notthe way it interacts with fast airborne targets (like bombing soldiers) is particularly weird, it's like you're redirecting their momentum somehow rather than just pushing against it
>>557998364it's easier to deny ubers with nu-airblast
>>557998139That and Pyro actually feels like it does damage now. Think I'll take a break from Heavy and give Pyro more time. The double barrel is an instant-fav just off looks alone >>557998450It plus the Shotgun is some great stuff. Fuck sentries, too.
>>557998927perfect plapping view
>>557998927dh + panic attack is even better for melting people since rocket launchers shoot so slow that you can switch to the pa, shoot, and switch back about when you would be able to shoot your rl normally
Imagine Viva getting swatted live on Twitch while playing Team Fortress 2.
>>557998845>no argument, just "nuh uh"I just explained why that's not the case
>>557999363current airblast pushes people farther/back, old airblast mostly held them in place
>>557999354it would be pretty easy he's literally posted his birth certificate lol
>>557998562Wouldn't a bombing soldier act similarly to being hit with a rocket though? It's not going to stop all his momentum, but the explosion will redirect him
>>557999454Did you even read the post?
>>557999354HORDAN! The cops are here!
>>557999459Viva is definitely not the kind of guy to get killed by the police, he would comply like the good normie American citizen he is.
>>557999598No one said anything about killed
>>557999562did you read mine?
>>557999460go on tr_walkway, turn on the catapult, and compare what happens when you point-blank airshot someone vs airblast themit's clearly different
I like to hit people with the fan o war after throwing mad milk at them.
>>557998364You first need to airblast the Uber at their feet to pop them into the air, then the second airblast combined with the obligatory sentries/spam from the rest of your team launches them to the moonPre-JI airblast doesn't let you angle it so you can't get that initial massive vertical knockback>>557998927Yeah, the flamethrower is extremely strong, to the point that it feels like a bit too much
>>557999728No. Did you?
>>557999874of course I read my own post
>>557999313It's good too, I just find it not as fitting for me. I dunno. The need to be real close to make it work kind of stiffles things for me.>>557999354That vid is old as hell, goodness>>557999793Fuck pocketing, I'm gonna get a friend to civ boost me and see how that goes.
>>557999874>>557999928you guys actually make me laugh sometimesi love you, /tf2g/
>>557999958holy paizuri
>>557999958The other day me and a friend were playing as Civilian + Pyro on a server that let you use Civilian outside of VIP, it was extremely powerful
>>558000185Stop posting these images.
>>558000185Keep posting these images I'm almost done
>>558000343Almost done what?
>>558000185If it's the same server I'm thinking of, there's no shortage of civs so I'm gonna try and get as many duo mini-crit/speed boost buffs as possible. I'm getting excited already
>>558000343Based if true
>>558000441Homework.
>>558000524based would be you heading to THAT thread to post more
>>558000690Pedocoded image.
>>558000441Charging my Mad Milk>>558000524 I'm actually not right now but I will to these images in a bit
>>558000690Chadcoded image.
>>557999728Yes. >>557999874 is not me.
>>558000514Have fun!
>>558000864lick and sniff
>>558000786https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNoZi1qgW74
>>558000786mental BASEDness
>>558000864Thaaanks. Hope I somehow bump into you during my frag time.
>>557999793>You first need to airblast the Uber at their feet to pop them into the air, then the second airblast combined with the obligatory sentries/spam from the rest of your team launches them to the moon>combined with the obligatory sentries/spam from the rest of your team launches them to the moonWell then that's not the fucking airblast launching them now is it? That's like arguing the minigun is a good matchup against sniper if your entire team is also shooting at him and you get kritzkrieged. The same thing you describe would also happen with the old airblast, so it's moot.
>>558001063maximum plap
>>558000690Would but I'm about to sleep maybe another time
>>558001476Shame, but understandable. Hope I can find you sooner next time. Night.
/tf2g/ - Goonpal Meetup
>>558001063What region are you in?>>558001118>situation that happens regularly is like situation that has never happened
>>558001716US
>>558001715you don't goon with your steam friends? that's sad bro
>>558001565Make your presence known sooner to me some time somehow. Good luck in finding something to frag to in my absence and good night
>>558001807β¦ I do but just with one guy but he doesnβt like TF2
>>558001924better than nothing I suppose
>>558001806Then there's a good chance we'll bump into each other, though I'm done playing for tonight
>>558002062Alright. Hope to see you sometime. In the meantime I'll take a break with you.
>>558002391titty worship and paizuri
>>557999958>The need to be real close to make it work kind of stiffles things for me.it's mostly a problem vs scouts, oddly enoughhitting them for 80-90 and finishing them off with 1 or 2 shots with the shotty turns into 2-4 shots with the pa at certain rangesotherwise, assuming you practice the inputs, it's "free" damagee.g. dh for 80 -> pa for 20 -> dh for 80 = dead pyro/demo, in the same amount of time as shooting the two rockets normallyobviously the question to ask yourself is if it's worth it to spend your shells hitting 20s at mid-range, because sometimes it isn'tanyway all that to say that dh + pa is mostly better in flank dm and worse in teamfights, so it's kinda like leaning in harder on what the dh already does and making it more extreme
>>558002391Good idea, gotta take a break from all the fragging sometimes
>>558002585Great minds think alike. Care to take one together?
>>558002909>>558002461
>>558002909Of course, got something in mind?
>>558003169toki pussy...
>>558003169A few things, but either discord/session or we can meet up on /gst/ on /trash/
>>558003430Tag?
>>558003561filename
no keep posting in here so I can follow along
Ngl I find this fun to watch
>>558003965that's called being a voyeur
>>558003965It could've been you too
>>558003965my dick got hard looking at it desu
>>558004128same I wish they went to trash so I could follow
>>558004283just go there together and forge your own path
Trans Fortress 2 hours
CHAD Fortress 2 hours
>porn addict faggots talk about playing the game>meanwhile trans fortress 2 / floydschizo never hasreally makes you think
>>558005672I really don't know what he's getting out of this general he spends all day here just spamming trans fortress 2 and good one sister shit
>>558005793easy (you)s
>>558005907must be sad to spend your life vying for attention from like 6 people in a dead thread
>>558005964it really is but that's why he does it. all the more reason to ignore him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEqOvYejRyI
>>558006962classic....total classic.
>>558005672everyone who calls out the troons spamming here is le boogieman, really makes you think
>>558000786I have delivered on my promise
>check tf2g>pornfags arguing with schizofags>check tf2g a few days later>pornfags arguing with schizofagsis there even a point in coming back here anymore
>>558013356to look at the porn
>>558013356no one's stopping you from starting a tf2 related conversation be the change you wish to see
>>558001716>ignore the rest of the post and the whole point
fuck that faggot who called Yuuka shit yesterday
The scrapped raid version of MVM sounds awesome, I wish Valve could bring it to life but instead the update is going to be nothing more than a tour or two>>558014515Agree
>>558014774elaborate
>>558014936There's not much that was ever leaked at all, but basically it would be a co-op campaign mode with bosses and stuff
>>557981965Now its just even more obvious you were samefagging this shit.
>>558018106NTA but you're a total newfag if you think they're the same personit's not the first time the fempyro poster wasn't around to respond right away
>>558005672>floydschizo somehow manages to be more mentally ill than the porn addict /trash/fagsalways a new low with this guy
hand to hand combat with hunnyhttps://youtu.be/7eVbnubxlhA
>>558019691that is a sexy donut steel
>>557999354Swatting only works in europe these days, every american cop has had 2 or 3 "today we learn about the dangers of internet trolling" meetings in the last year and most departments have lines you can call specifically if you believe you might be at risk of swatting as a result of policies put in place to stop wasting money on swats that just result in false arrest lawsuits and international troll pursuing after them thingies.
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1584647784TF2 needs some epic Futurama references like this
>>558026876I like to think Pyro morphs their head into all these shapes
>>558029234based wackykino enjoyer
how do I deal with a Soldier/Medic pocket combo as a solo player?
>>558034836Change servers
>>558034836gitgud at reflect pyro or go sniper/spy
>>557966412Asuka confirmed frogwomann?
>responds to hours old post first thing when he wakes uplike clockwork
>>558036527ThisAlso does anyone have any tips on how to sell some stuff faster without using backpack.tf or scrap.tf? I don't want to give footstool my money
>>558037568
>>558037541>if the gap is instant it's a samefag>if the gap is an hour it's just him being obsessed>if the gap is more than a half a day, he was a sleepdude, you really need to get on medications; every insult you hurl is just an outward biased projection
I main Techies
>>558036527Why do they post porn on tf2g?
crazy how you think im talking about you
>>558038173crazy how you talk about yourself
do you use mastercomfig or the likes? if not why?
>>558038714>do you use mastercomfigno>or the likes?no>if not why?i don't play tf2
>>558038714it's 100% worth using, its free performance and network optimizations
>>558038714not anymore, since it turns out a bunch of the values are wrong
>>558038714>do you use mastercomfig or the likes?no>why?good pc
>>558039134you can't say that stuff, it does not bode well with the posters here.
>>558034836heavy>>558037426she's so talented
>>558039868I allow it.t. 4CHAN GOD
>>558040078pic is how I look when I'm licking horse asshole hehe
>>558040417replace horse with scolipede
>>558036527>always here 24/7 spamming the thread with his tranny obsession>doesn't even play the gamenuh uh, (You)'re definitely more deranged
>558041764you already avatarfag ma'am
>>558041286that's basically a horse anyway
bpd avatarfag thinks everything is relevant to his mental sickness
Dad! Da- p-put janny on the phone
Oh well I triedTime to frag I guess
"off to frag", never once have you posted them but gleefully would you shitpost/blogpost while avatarfagging
whatβs the best class? whatβs the worst?
>>558043160stop being mean to her.
>>558043707>best classThe one I main>worst classThe one that counters my main
>>558043707Best is Sniper.Worst is Pyro.
>>558043752Nah, fuck that retard
>>558043916Spy is the worst class, Sniper is the best...
Banana Bay GameBanana Bay General
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IjPmAT9JVsbabe wake up new bing sΓΆy just dropped
>>558052740>Sponsored game is a CTF game made by the singer of Imagine Dragons where you can actually move your flag instead of just defending the same areadesu that actually is a good idea, I've played CTF-based shooters where you can do this and it works well. I think most CTF maps would be improved by this.
>>558052740>starts seeing random teles placed aroundThanks video documenting this! I shall now destroy every tele that I see
>>558052740Even though this video is by Solarlight
https://youtu.be/XgX8jz6yLQY?t=2m7s
>>558054926>all brits are solarlightmeds
>>558055101tf2 is kill
>>557998139>>557998927pyro always was and will be dogshit because hes a directionless class made for people with bad aim or bad ping. thats not even exaggeration thats what pyro is meant for. valve, being the retards that they are, didnt evolve pyros design philosophy in tf2 beyond this. they stripped the class of the few features it had in previous iteration and didnt stop to think how pyro would ever fight against soldier and demoman, which is why it took an UPDATE to add AIRBLAST. their last desperate attempt to fix the class was to turn him into a diet soldier via the dragons fury and thermal thruster. it didnt work. heavy unironically won by getting what is essentially another sandvich.pyro sucks in tf2c as well. higher damage and op scythe is a neat bonus but his major problems remain unaddressed. instead of giving him a force a nature that looks like a fortnite shotgun and functions like the detonator with erectile dysfunction, they shouldve given him the jetpack from fortress forever as a secondary. but theyre too retarded to think of anything that isnt either outright annoying or painfully mediocre
haha wm1 goes brrr
>>558052740>*clicks video*>gay ass intro>telefragging by abusing the taunt canceling instant eureka tele glitch >*clicks off video*LAAAMEtelefrags are cool when you have to actually be ready and time it with the delay and predict properly
>>558056515>they should have given him more yummy overwatch weapons
>>558057967>anything that isnt lifted directly from quake for better or for worse is overwatchfortress forever came out before tf2. the devs were pretty smart to realize that the guy with a short range flamethrower needs a way to actually get up close to people. valve realized this way later and gave pyro worse rocket jumping, and then even worse rocket jumping in jungle inferno
seriously, who killed steam?
it was meh
>>558036527>he says while this being literally the first thing he did when he woke up(you) will always be the most insane no life person here
>>558058830>Gabe btfo'd a Rothschild>suddenly steam dies
Is there anything more boner inducing that hitting a fat meatshot?
>>558061060those titties
>>558061060paizuri
>>558061060need this but shupos
>custom weapons server>look inside>retail tf2 weaponssteam release is the worst thing to have happened to tf2c
What do you guys think of Open Fortress? It seems dead now, but maybe it will get some players when it releases on steam.
>>558065130it'll be a flavor of the month but die extremely fast since arena shooters are too intense for trannies
>>558055101Chimparoncito is Indian?
>>558065130It's not really my thing but I suspect it'll be somewhat like TF2C when it releases: it'll have an active playerbase of a few thousand players which will steadily decline over time
>>558061060Landing a sick airshot
>>558065537South America...
>>558060147
>>558065537spic
you can't just no u your way out of everything you do bruh
>>558069645Good shout, that might be better than a fat meatshot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps4deD9O9DsThe gigachad geology guy stream just started, get in here gentlemen
>>558071142Wir warten auf TRΓTHNΓKE, Herr Zester
>>558071142where's the gameplay?
Playing Engineer actually kinda sucks>against shit players: you barely do anything>against good players: medics, spies, and power classes all specifically target you
>>558071142Bro's just yapping instead of releasing the Quickplay TRVKE
Will the Mastercoms stream be just as kino as the OverlordLettuce stream?
i'm so excited for the MvM update coming this scream fortress bros the wait is killing me!
>>558079767same, brother new australiums are gonna be neat
>>558071142baby making sex with raymoo
>>558018106The kill pyros guy posted his pasta at like 2 in the morning bro I'm not going to be around for that. Not everything is some conspiracy.
>>558083328fempyro paizuri
>>558080959This so much, sister
AI will grant me the wish of having sex with fempyro
>>558084420I've already cybered with an AI fempyro sexbot and it was really enjoyable
who /gamedate/ here??
what made the obsessive retards latch onto variations of the phrase "so true/so much this" anyway
>>558084793people used to say "this" to agree with something but as usual with everything spammed to death, it's because of shartyfagsthey started a "this so much this" variant that got spammed here and now they use it mockingly even though they started it
>>558085318i dont use shit fart or whatever ur going on about, i was just agreeing with her... im excited for the update
49cope
uh huh sure I believe you
>>558085561wha- wouldnt it be the other guy coping, he was completely wrong
>>558085621Jump in the line, rock your body in time
>>558085694SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SENORA!
>558085630he's right and you're coping, even if you don't go to sharty (no one believes you btw) you use it because it was spammed by shartyfags here and you picked it up memetically
>>557892674ahh making bacun
>50seethe>69My ass>87lmao>95retard
>>558085820you're wrong and retarded
not an argument retard
>>558086141precisely, you're wrong and retarded
lmao cope harder
anyone doing any variation of "so true sis" is a retard and should be disregarded
>>558086793i think u take this online stuff too serious, i just agreed with her on being excited with the mvm update... (i have over 300 tours done)
Is there anything that makes you more pumped up than hitting the perfect reflect that makes the enemy blow?
>>558086793trvke
>>558088014those fat milkers make me pump up if you know what I mean
>>558088170What a cringe thing to say.
Am i mentally ill for not gambling in TF2?
>>558088684yes
>>558088170What a BASED thing to say.
>>558088684baby making sex with honey
frag-making sex with /tf2g/
>>558088170I don't know what you mean, please do go on...
>>558089506I mean they make me stroke my original, my crocket as it were
>>558090396Now I get it. Are you doing it right now?
>>558090705No but I'm saving them for later, thanks for the pics
>>558090934Aww... Hope you have fun later
>have to share this place with unironic homogooners or a mindbroken schizophrenici no longer cling to life
gooner gamegooner general
>>558091369Just like TF2 itself!
>>558091635creaming the rabbit
>>558088014Doing it twice, or even thrice in a row
IMPORTANT: Does anyone have the pic of the one russian(?) chick with a life sized engineer model/plush she made?
>>558092682That is fun, but it's hard to find players to do that with
>>558093197I'm free if you are this time. Got a spot to 1v1 or should I pick
>>558093351I could go for a round... You can pick the server for our 1v1, just give me the 'ip'
>>558093614See you on /gst/ on /trash/ then
Someone should buy these TF2 lovebirds that ring thingie
>>558094258are you offering.....
What's going on with the habib situation? I heard he got busted on terrorism charges.
>>558094643β¦ no
>>558080959aussie shotty and originaltrust the shupo plan
>>558097259>original>shupo
>>558097259i can see their originals...
>>558097259I can see their parts that arouse me...
>>558097259why are they showing me their shupos?
>>558097259dumping my australium mad milk inside shupos
>>558093164You mean the Dutch girl with the Medic plush? Or did someone else do Engineer
>>558098902>he doesn't know
>>558098985You're right, I said I don't know if someone did Engineer
>>558099119>He doesn't know about the pyro either
>>558099325I have seen the Pyro, but that one wasn't life size
are there any servers that let you play the 2007 version of the game
>>558100432Join any server running MARIO_KART and say "konata" in chat 3 times
Dang, missed out on the fun because I was too busy fragging
>random photo of an underage girlwon at being a pedophile I guess
>>558102792Must have been another false flagger, and that's what most people post here anyway.
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/557892674/#558102632yeah, youyou can't just post that and run away from it faggot
>632>pedofloyd posting pizza ITT again
>>558102994Better than most of the images people post here anyway because demofloyd is in it.
>>558071142>skip around in the vod>second half is just random funny videos so he became a react andy? Sad.
>>558103170What's wrong with pizza? I like it.
>actual pedophilia is better because I put my shitty meme in ithttps://youtu.be/XNoZi1qgW74
>>558103374At least it's not a cartoon, that would be even worse and more degenerate!
the worst part is you are insane enough to believe that and not just be trollinghope the UK police get you some day
>he's still posting pedoshit
>>558104081Bro she's like 16 it's legal where I am.
Should VALVe just unplug TF2 from its life support and free the poor souls from eternal torture?
>>558104560>should valve just stop getting free moneylmao?
what triggered the schizo this time nothing even happened
>>558105178he's a pedowho knows, mental illness
>>558105178shupobvlls broke him
>>558105306>>558105319very sad
>>558105178who knows? what's an even bigger mystery is why the jannies and mods let it get this bad when it's obvious he's a bad apple that does literally nothing but avatarfag (against the rules), samefag, and shitpost (both are trolling outside of /b/, which is against the rules)funny tf2https://youtu.be/7WNn-m9KZJk
Money for nothingFrags for free
>>558105794moderation on this board is a mix of retarded and non existent and they don't seem to care that it's that waya few days ago they slapped me with a ban for 1 post posting a simple archive link to a post the schizo got deleted and let the schizo go free and spam the threadabsolute shitshow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhrCFZDeljcI love SpyBleepYTPMV!
>>558112562soul
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2550410138>Wood texture warpaint is something we don't have in TF2desu this looks good, it's actually surprising we don't have something similar to this already. Damascus and Mahogany is only partially wood.
>>558118779The Craftsmann collection had several wood based skins.
>>558118958Those are only partially wood though.
>>558118779Does the bamboo one not count?
>>558118779a weapon made of just wood doesn't make sense because they're literally firearms
>>558119314Germany experimented with wooden firearms in World War 2, and sometimes they even used cardboard as an "ersatz" substitute for steel. It's not completely impossible for wooden guns to exist.
>>558120259it is impossible if you want chamber pressure
will new maps ever go back to badlands? Yeah new maps are kinda interesting and creative but I just miss the old orange look so I end up playing on older maps more
Whenever someone posts straight smut here thereβs a good chance that a guy is getting off to the idea of making you horny
MY HARD DRIVE FUCKING DIED and took my funny tf2 reaction images with it. please dump yours.
>>558132253
>>558132253I don't believe you but here's one
>>558132253What a terrible time for that to happen. Sorry to hear. How old was it?
Shupofags are cancer.Xyz-plappers are cancer.Yordlefags are cancer.Demofloyd is cancer.
Casual is cancer.
chicANO
lol look at this dude https://www.twitch.tv/thatimpressionguy
>>558105178>>558105319shuposisters won*
>>558104227the shupos are like 12-14 year old, they're projecting
cope
>>558140738>literal kidbruh
>>558132972me at the back
>>558140847takes one to know one
>>558140985uhuh, you wish. but sadly for you i'm not a kid; hence your lack of attraction to me, silly shuposister.
>>558141350>sisterI am a big boy. Also I think hikari should pee in my mouth. That is all
>>558141506Based as fvark.
>>558141506lobotomy would be a kindness
>>558140738>observing antsConsidering all the times people brought her up Iβm surprised that I didnβt know this tidbit until now.
>>558137394take everyone out except the floydpedo and it's accurate
>>558141983Demofloyd is canonically plapping fempyro the only mature tf2 character>yordles>shupo>oliviathe others are canonically underage, and the real pedos projecting.
>>558141506Pedophilia is bad. You're mentally sick.
>>558142261I match hikari then. We are both lil retards
>already samefagging and projecting againno one buys that pedofloyd, especially since you're already back at posting cheese again
>>558142370not me, i like fempyro
>>558142369You're a grown man thirsting after little girls, that's pedophilia
>>558142607thanks!
>>558142607Stop bullying our shuposister, she can't help it
>607>said the guy spamming the thread with cheese
>>558143078i didn't post that, shupos, yordles, or olivia. I only posted fempyroyd (the love child of demofloyd x fempyro)
>83whatever you say pedohttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/557892674/#558102632
>>558143393i didnt post that, quit projectin
>>558141506
i hate airblast
>>558143805imagine the smell....
>>558144038what smell?airblast?
>get on badwater for the first time in a while>topscoring enemy is a sniper with a private profile who is unlocking achievements during the matchkewl
>>558144143>>558143805hahahahahahahahahahhaur quirky and funny, ma'am
>>5581430786 7
>>558144712She is pretty funny, I'm glad she's here all day!
>>558144712>>558145169this this this!Also i am hungry for some of the teleporter bread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5D5jY8uRhBsArtstyle TRVKE
>>558146552Didnβt watch but imagine paying money to make the game look and run uglier for yourself and others
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcJoQR0JUHccomprehensive truke
>>558146552I think different styles for events are ok but the core maps should follow the same principles
>>558146552He's right>>558147915Scream Fortress/Smissmas was the case, unfortunately the emporium constantly kept pushing the shittification of the artstyle; now a days some items that clearly should have been restricted are not.
>>558141506based shupochad
>>558147323It's so cringe how Jill actually thought this would be "neato". The inundation of reddit-culture into TF2 has been a disaster for the game
>>558146552i blame valve
>>558153647you can't, it's all the workshop's fault even though valve is the one that picks what to add
This is a pretty autistic opinion but I don't hate new/custom maps; I just seem them has non-canon. TF2 without hats in Badlands-themed maps is what actually happens in the lore and everything else is just for the player's fun.
>>558155491>I am rational Donβt let the zestytards hear that
>>558155779obsessed
>>558155779I am a zestytard doebeit
>>558155491even ignoring the visuals, 95% of the added maps play like shit because the layout is godawful. they are clearly made and picked because of looks, and even then they look fucking awful, AND play like shit
>>558156176I think a lot of them are tolerable enough where the very few that actually garbage like Venice sorta wrap around to being endearing in a way slightly. The real issue I have with a lot of the newer maps is that performance is often garbage.
Wutville my beloved
>>558155491Gatekeeping the lore doesn't make any sense anymore. I would take the position that maps like Mandrill Maze are trade_minecraft completely canon and the mercs simply took teleporters to other universes. Valve did so many crossovers and retcons that trying to preserve the original vision of TF2 is illogical.
I think /tf2g/ trans are valid
>>558159123eh they're annoying faggots and i think they could stand to perhaps change their ways imho.
>>558159123there are none here except for the floydschizo trying to recruit people into xis steam group
>>558160239>conviniently ignores the avatarfags and off topic smut
>>558159123you mean (You) and your favorite steam group that you keep spamming here?
>>558160383you can post those while being cis, ma'am sorry about your trannyism but we're not all like you
>>558160683nice babble, "cis"ssy
ok tranny
>>558160875
Stop discussing your transition goals /tf2g/ and get in herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwUUNr18jMYZestyJesus is currently talking about some of the most based items on the TF2 workshop
>>558160683porn addict cis
>>558161279
>>558161224Will he finally drop the T R V K E?
>>557897992Is this OpenArena or Q3A?
>>558161829openarena
>>558132972god I wish that scout were me
how do i play soldier in comp without waddling like a retard and dying constantly
>>558138716This is just mean to our girls.
>>558163903The secret is to use the Beggar's Bazooka because compplebs don't know how to fight against it.
>>558164962i dont know how ot use that thing!!!
>>558142607thanks for the compliment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnVZwl_l3IwLucid BTFO
>>558166362tldw?
>>558163903Conga to mid and then rock paper scissors
>>558166362>capture the flag
>>557711871here you go lad
ahem*taps mic*zesty
>>558175252sucks Viva's dick
>>558175181me on the left
Reddit be wildin'
>>558175725What the fuck is this. Some guy gets off to this shit for sure
>>558175725sex with pyro's donut
Please never post those images again. Thank you.
>>558176287they got some gay shit too, for faggot like you
>>558176021fempyro centaur...
