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Fangirl Edition

>Latest patch:
https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/01-30-2026-update.102822/#post-205106

>Steam Page:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/

>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:
https://forums.playdeadlock.com/

>How do I git in?
Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.

>How do I git gud?
Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.

Additional Resources:
>Unofficial Wiki
https://deadlock.wiki
>Collection of useful character builds
https://deadlockmeta.com/
>New Player Guide
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/edit
>Advanced Movement Guide
https://www.dlmovement.wiki/
>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)
https://statlocker.gg/
https://tracklock.gg/
>Unofficial Competitive News
https://www.deadfrag.com/
>Unofficial Voiceline Viewer
https://deadlock.vlviewer.com/

Threadlocked: >>557645613
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Apollo x Graves
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imagine cuddling and kissing and frotting with Apollo
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Mina rimming Geist
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>>557671578
this so much
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>"B-bad girl?"
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>>557671578
poop comes from there
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>>557671627
*punches her in her stupid dog bitch face*
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Lady Geist having sex with shotas
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Paige gets thrills from flashing shotas!
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>>557671578
me rimming mina while she does
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how do I farm efficiently
I feel like even when i farm constantly i just fall behind people that are brooling (and dying)
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>>557671672
She doesn't poop because of the Oathkeeper
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>My ancestor... (:
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>>557671771
Dude this is just the human caterpillar
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>>557671692
Be careful doing that she might bite
That does pretty significant damage if you're on low HP
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>the 1-12 Abrams starts flaming others for being 0/3
>check his profile
>700 hours in Overwatch
how long until the tourists fuck off
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Reminder:
Rem: Requires 0 skill but sucks
Graves: Requires 0 skill and overpowered
Venator: Requires skill and actually balanced
Silver: Requires 0 skill and overpowered
Celeste: Requires 0 skill and overpowered
Apollo: Requires 0 skill and overpowered

Everyone say thank you Valve
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>team based ult voicelines
>patrons sound like shit
>obnoxious characters
>matchmaker fucked again
>troon tourists
>the killstreak bug is still not fixed
shit update
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>>557672173
i will now play paige
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>>557672173
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>>557672173
Built for BWC
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>>557672126
r*m downplayers will burn
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>>557672126
Rem is the most overpowered out of all of those you actual knuckledragger.
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>>557672173
she can't read and only looks at the pictures
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>>557672154
>team based ult voicelines
this was literally anti-soul. why is no one complaining about this?
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>>557671993
>the feeling of silver digging her snout in my chest cavity so she can get hp
kino
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is the "ban" system a joke or something?
I was hoping there will be less nigger heroes like bebop but now every time it shows bans it shows dumb fucking shit like
>infernus
>mo and krill
>mc ginnis
the fuck?
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>>557672310
>>557672341
Rem is dogshit the second laning phase is over
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>>557672534
That's just what people around you are banning
Deal with it
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>>557672534
yeah I've had Haze as my ban since day one, still she her just as much as normal
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Is there a lobby up?
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>>557672534
I think the matchmaking tries to put people with bans in common together then gives up after 3-4 minutes and fills out the rest of the slots with people whose bans aren't respected, then shows the top2 banned heroes of the lobby.

I have no idea who the fuck is banning Sinclair who nobody knows how to play well instead of Khmer Rouge characters like Grey Talon or Bebop.
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Billy is actually so annoying I can't even play him
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>>557672604
yeah dude stunning the entire enemy team for free sucks latching onto a carry and shielding+healing+buffing them while being untargetable fucking sucks getting a FREE -35% firerate for 3 seconds on a fat fucking faggot missile that's impossible to miss and has charges fucking sucks dude holy shit it's so bad you're right
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What's even the point of the shop if you're gonna force playstyles on certain characters?
>"but I like the illusion of choice!"
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>>557672604
He literally excels outside of laning phase for macro and catching people THROUGH WALLS
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>>557672173
Yes please
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>>557672836
He's just your average american. Arrogance and extrovertism taken to the max.
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>>557671751
>>557671698
Haze gives Rem nursing handjobs.
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>>557671993
>perpetually low hp cause I don't exercise and work at my desk all day
Fuck
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>>557672964
because its a moba nigga
go back to overwatch, you will not be missed.

always the overwatch retards who think they were playing a hero shooter when they were actually just playing a straight up shooter and any actual moba elements turn them completely off the game.
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I miss pre game.
I wish post game had more time to talk.
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>>557673138
Just buy bullet resist
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>>557672964
Part of character balance is how flexible their build options are. Once the game has a proper draft mode part of building a good team involves picking characters that fill certain roles well, not everyone can do everything/can do both damage types. Not everyone should be able to do spirit and bullet damage.
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>300 hours
>archon
Why can't I win games
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>like spirit/sup ginnis
>hate the fact that my gun shoots bb pellets
God this fucking blows
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>>557673398
Matchmaking is fucked anyways for the next half a year isnt it?
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>1300 hours
>only phantom
I'm gonna kill myself
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This is how Vyper's model refresh should look like.
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>>557671871
>>557655672
In Neon Prime Lash's "girlfriend" was a tranny called Ballista. He loved that Sweet Baby Inc girlcock.
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>6969 hours
>still ritualist
help...
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My patron wish would be giving Mina a functioning womb again and becoming my personal cocksleeve for the rest of her undead life
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>>557673493
God I wish I was him
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>>557673457
build hybrid
hit the 4.8k gun breakpoint
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>>557673462
that means you were like emissary a few months ago thats crazy
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>>557673570
Based!
Sex with Mina!
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>>557672964
Because you can have comfort items that people wouldn't say is meta but still a consideration depending on playstyle and enemy comp or playstyle.
>A enemy player loves spamming heavies early game
>Take rebuttal and nuke their ass.

I know plenty of people who like fleetfooted when it's not meta for a lot of characters and make it work.
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>>557672173
I'd pick that sometimes if the game had alt-colors like fighting games.
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ITANI LO SAHN!!!!!!
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I need her spread and ready and dripping for big sleepy cock.
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>>557672523
please respond
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Can't wait until Apollo and Celeste are gutted
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>>557674208
Rem????
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>>557672523
You can parry puddle punch? So your build lose to a 800 item rebuttal?
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>>557672964
You faggots should be unironically forced to play LoL or other MOBAslop to see what forced builds, dogshit balance and turbotard matchmaking look like.
So far Deadlock is taking the hardest path when designing the game and I have to appreciate it for it.
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>>557674208
RemXSilver comics....Soon...
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>>557674384
Yes
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>>557674470
you don't even need rebuttal
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>>557674240
I have never actually seen anyone parry viscoos punch ever.
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are we already at that phase in a general's life where the "incels screaming horny thoughts into the void" posts eclipses the "people that actually play the game" posts?
i guess the new characters accelerated the death of this thread afterall.
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>>557674878
sorry the acolytes posting about slowing hex uninstalling deadlock from apollo players really took a lot out of me
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who has the best voice work in the game and why is it Drifter?
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>>557674521
LETS GOOOO
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>>557674240
you're still building tanky, bring CC on you and hunter's aura so you can make the enemy team squishier for your gun carries. spirit snatch should also apply the resist shred.
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>>557672523
>I got killed on the last push because of the middle mouse button fucking me.
I just use my mouse buttons for anything mouse3 might need.
Maybe alt since it basically does the same thing that tab does but with the meters thing
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Ritualist is where im fated to stay, just like I'm never meant to achieve any dreams I have in life.
I'm a loser and theres nothing I can do to change that.
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>>557674574
Grossly based
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who are the top e-girl Deadlock players?
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>>557675075
da drifta cumz ta new yawk ta dreenk opppp hehehe

i sez teh holidey, da troobadoor gonna getcha! ehhehe
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mirage love!
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Billy's mom has got it going on
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>>557673462
don't, anon. You don't want to miss it when they finally add Electroswing into the game
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>>557674240
i didn’t know you could even parry viscous punch
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>>557674779
>>557675352
seekerGODS i kneel
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>>557675203
aggressively low-testosterone picture. kill yourself
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>>557675325
I didn't realize I still had my settings on Medium when I took that screenshot, higher res Billy's mom
I've been getting some nasty stutters when I play on ultra, it'll be perfect for a few games then it starts stuttering for 15-20 frames every few seconds until I restart my game. I don't know if it's a memory leak, lowering the settings avoids the issue at least
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>>557675154
Do you have a good build recommendation? I just purely vibe build. My build is completely blank.
>>557675161
I use the forward and backward arrow for ziplines and parrying respectively. I like zipline dancing in fights too much.
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>>557675459
umm i’m alchemist thank you very much
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I have 150 hours and I still cannot parry heavy melees on reaction
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I want bebop to mix up my insides
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>>557675471
>build recommendation

get spirit res to soak nukes and your best t4 is usually phantom strike so you can goo ball their carries
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>>557675075
less zee what dem insides luk lik
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>>557672964
because you choose what items to buy within the archetype you are playing?
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>>557675670
>Bebop... get the mixer attachment.
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>>557675468
Nah I'm good, reasonable preference though
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Somebody make sure to document how many of these leaks were absolute bullshit and how many were spot on.
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Add Glimpse to deadlock
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>>557672126
>Venator: actually balanced
wow a balanced hero in a game in which the premise is that every hero is broken
really cool
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>hit Archon V
If I get Oracle does that make me finally good at the game? I was Archemist six months ago
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>>557675797
she literally doesn't look like this. why are coomers so obsessed with making every woman look like teenage sex dolls? just be normal
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>>557675912
anything below eternus is shitlow now
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>>557675912
I've seen people with a single digit amount of games get into Oracle. Not saying you're bad but that Oracle, and most likely the entirety of the ranking system, means nothing right now. Matchmaking is fucked.
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>>557675468
mouth open, shirt off, about to pounce on some labubu cock.
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>>557675731
Guess I'll just get phantom strike next time. Could colossus be a good pick for him or does it not interact with goo ball the way I think it does?
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>>557676027
>why does everyone else still have testosterone? I blocked mine years ago
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>>557675912
>Archemist
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>>557675871
Also add Time Lapse, though probably not to the same hero
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>>557676152
makes the ball bigger but phantom strike immediately gets you into people's faces, it's usually the better pick.
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Ritualist is the cut off for shitlow thoughbeitever
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>>557676460
>t. Ritualist
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>>557676515
How'd you figure that one out?
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>>557675912
Anything below ascendant is total trash and even then I even question most ascendant players. Their mechanical skill is usually fine, but they always fail at macro and picking good fights.
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Holy fuck why the FUCK does shining wonder STILL go through walls
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>>557676160
being a pedophile is the most aggressively low-t thing i can think of. can you not handle someone your age? i guess that's why you people are obsessed with rape too, you're inadequate and need to force yourself onto any potential partner cause you would never succeed on merit. fucking cuck
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>>557676578
Detective Abrams, Private Investigator. Nice to meet you
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>>557676636
Epstein had extremely low t levels and a weird deformed penis funnily enough
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>had a bunch of victories? Uh oh, can't have that. Now, here's couple matches with just-installed paradox-holliday-shiv-calico-victor gimmick hero combo against paige-dynamo-bebop-yamato-haze stack for you. Enjoy.
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>>557675797
Shes so cute and perfect for big sleepy cock
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I really like Vyper's personality and voice too bad her kit is boring as fuck
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>play billy
>run it down mid
I hate playing this guy consistently but when he's fun he's really fucking fun
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Why does Apollo ult silence?
Why does Mina ult silence?

For what purpose?
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>>557671783
there's definitely something weird going on with soul generation, I can objectively have caught more waves and had higher kill participation than teammates and still somehow fall behind
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>>557677029
Sliding and shooting forever is fun, who cares about the rest of her kit it isn't relevant
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>>557677152
Apollo's ult CURSES. Frankly, it's weird since they seemed scared to do this in the past

Geist's ult T3 upgrade should curse
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Phantom lobby btw
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>>557677229
>Sliding and shooting forever is fun
if you can aim which I cannot
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Am I a bad teammate for solo laning with Rem so I can keep throwing buffed minions at the walker and distract the enemy? It works, sometimes I get two enemies watching the lane at once to make the other two lanes a 5v4, but the fact that I'm not healing and brooling makes me feel conflicted about it. I have a habit of running down my lanes with all characters and Rem seems particularly good at it but the question becomes whether it's the most optimal use of my time
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>>557676636
>brings pedophilia out of nowhere
uh oh projection melty
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>phantom game
>try out new character
>lane against a shiv with a bunch of numbers as his name
>decimates and ends with like 17/0/15
>check after
>100% wr account with nearly 20 kills/ 2 or lower deaths every game
sheesh i just wanted to try something new, didnt know i was getting hitler in my lane
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>>557677293
It is still fun even when you can't aim, it just isn't very effective
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>>557677029
If you don't enjoy sliding around like a jackass shooting infinite ammo, or getting a solid
>EHEHE
every time you land a stacked dagger in lane, you don't deserve to play Vyper
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>>557677319
If your ult is off cooldown then being a lane goblin is perfectly vaild and reasonable.
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>>557677229
>>557677029
I hate how she feels constantly lacking in damage since you have to invest decently into sliding stats unless you get lucky with competent team mates and you can reach end-game snowballing with yellow items
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>Called Vyper
>Is a reptile
>No one comments on her reptile appearance
So reptilians just exist in this world?
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>>557677278
Apollo's ult does not curse, it never did. They sneakily reworded it in a recent patch.
If it cursed, it would interrupt all channels and purge all positive effects, but it has never done this.
For reference, Gray Talon's trap is a real curse. It can stop Dynamo ult.
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how does oracle have such extremes in skill? there's just as many braindead players as there are lobby terrorists
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>mina
>abusive hung shotas
name a better duo
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>>557677431
many things just exist in this world. did you not notice the everything else?
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Opinions?
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>>557677542
>Mina
>raping shy shotas with regular penises
there's one
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>>557676636
>see werewolf chick
>make this fucking post
Anon, what the fuck HAPPENED
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>>557677431
We don't really know what her final model is going to look like, and voice lines could be added later, but yeah it seems that reptilians (gorgons?) are just a normal thing in this world. I wonder if they're native or if they've come from their own alternate-lizard-plane like the Ixians come from not-Hell
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>>557677285
Phantom matchmaking is unironically "Whoever gets the archons on their team loses"
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>>557677607
now i wanna smell lady geist
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>>557672604
Hi initiashit!
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>>557677678
She smells like flowers
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>>557676636
Why are Xitter people this deranged
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>>557677607
I don't think that Venator would smell bad, unless you find tobacco very offensive. I don't know why Pocket is below the neutral smell line, he might be larping as homeless but he's still a pampered rich boy with perfect hair, I get the impression that he showers regularly. I don't think Infernus would smell subtle, I think he'd probably have a loud aftershave. Yamato would probably smell better than Gray Talon and Kelvin, I think she'd use perfume and take hygiene seriously whereas GT and Kelvin probably just smell quite neutral, not offensive but I don't think they're using cologne or anything.
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>>557677678
She smells like Chanel no.5 or Guerlain Shalimar but she sprays like 14 times
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>>557677529
new players that happen to win their first few games get boosted here.
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I bet they're going to make a Rat King hero for real in the future to appease reddit
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>oracle 3
>Celeste on my team goes 1/12
How is this possible
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>>557678252
might be trying the hero for the first time anon
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>>557674240
the answer is to shoot them in the face as gun viscous
the only viable playstyle right now sadly
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>>557676636
how do you get pedophile from this >>557675797 image?????????
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>>557678341
Gun viscous just got gutted though
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>>557678484
me too but I suck and I go 0/3 every time I ult and I never hit shotgun stuns and I'll be hardstuck alchemist forever
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>>557678252
>got Celeste despite token on Apollo
>complete ass on the hero, go 0/7 for the first 25 minutes
>win with 1 kill 8 deaths
>team compliments my macro play because I got an early urn and ran urns whenever it looked smart, even denied then stole an urn, and called a risky midboss that paid off
Taking this bitch off my roster
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I feel like such a chud using pre made builds
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>>557678426
yes but gun is still viable, ball/splatter is absolutely dead and punch is a meme
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>>557678675
why would doing that make you racist?
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>>557672835
>who the fuck is banning Sinclair
Rem
He will steal your ult, and he will fuck your entire team in the ass with it
I don't ban him because I need that for B*bop, but I can see the logic
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>>557678548
wall stuns are incredibly inconsistent and dont work right half the time i wouldnt sweat it, zero reason for silver to not have been stunned here
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>>557672835
>I have no idea who the fuck is banning Sinclair

Dynamo/Celeste/Bebop/Lash players

t.Sinclair main
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>>557677542
>>557676876
Nasty brat
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>open venator webm
>it's the duo queue guy
>close venator webm
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>>557677607
>venator
He would smell like incense. He quite literally has a incense burner hanging on his belt.
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>>557672716
except there are few universally disliked so they should appear way more often
I was thinking that maybe it ignores distribution so 5 votes for X and 1 vote for Y makes it a 50/50 ban between X and Y instead of 80/20
but even then there are many well known disliked characters that should appear
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>>557677542
i hate rapey shotas
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Sex with Venator
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Why the fuck do I only have about 70-80fps ingame with about 40-50% cpu, gpu and ram usage?
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>>557679261
got to eternus 2 today btw stay raped and gaped
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This is the only game where having friends is considered a bad thing
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I LOVE REM
PLAP
PLAP
PLAP
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Some guy just told me that he hopes I get raped because I had the worst KDA on our team.
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why do smurfs love pocket and make it as obvious as possible theyre smurfing?
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>>557679542
I love rem too.
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>>557679627
Was it a russian?
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>>557679067
She's an even nastier little wolf girl.
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>>557679627
that was me
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>>557679627
based thoughmsteverbeitly
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>>557679679
Playing Graves at low ranks when the game forces me there is the most hilarious shit ever
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>>557679497
the usage shown must be incorrect in that case
try cpuz and gpuz
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>black guy on team
>gets mad at someone else
>flames him on mic
>my lash butts in mid-sentence
>"WOAH WOAH WOAH"
>"I hear lips smacking rn, don't I"
>cue 10 straight minutes of uninterrupted ranting and meltdowns
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>>557678252
the best way to play her is a little hard to figure out
that being said, she has permanent maj leap with stam mastery so she should basically never die unless the enemy has specific counter items
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>>557679261
My bad, I'm new here and came from r/DeadlockGame to say trans rights! I'm new to this whole reply thing. Meant for >>557678931

>>557679528
My bad, I came from r/DeadlockGame to say trans rights! Also where's the hecking downvote button on this site?? Anyway, meant for >>557679261
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>>557679501
pathological liar seethe
your mmr is as good as monopoly money
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>Celeste's zip animation
FUCK I need to impregnate the back of her knee
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>>557679954
you can 6 stack and you will never get out of archon buddy
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>>557680018
and I'm not the one lying on a taiwanese basketweaving forum about totally doing something solo for some weird ego/clout LOL
pretty pathetic, dude
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Holy shit I fucking hate Celeste
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Do shitlows really think duo queue is a free MMR hack? Duoing ain't getting you out of Oracle
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>>557679810
I checked Open Hardware Monitor, CPU-Z and HWMonitor, they both confirm the percentages.
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>>557680170
God that post really got under your skin, huh
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>>557680104
no you're just an archon shitter who has been seething for days but that's okay good luck on the climb
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>>557680229
Yeah he keeps trying to pivot and move the goalpost, it's sad
>claim to do something solo
>found out to be a blatant lie
>erm well actually what does it matter anyway?(and various other copes)
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>>557680229
theres only one guy that uses "shitlow/pisslow" and he outed himself as red-rank once
so ye, you got him good lol
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nobody cares about this discordtranny drama
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>>557679795
no one is buying stamina mastery, warp stone, majestic leap and flying perfectly across the map with pocket in emissary
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>>557679718
Only when an annoying tiny imp has a pent up problem, and irresponsible drowsy magic
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Radiant Regen or Spirit Lifesteal on Apollo?
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>>557680516
>bush
HOT
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>>557676636
You are literally insane.
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>>557680607
I think Spirit Lifesteal is sufficient
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>>557680421
i say shitlo instead of shitlow but that's close enough
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>>557680421
I say shitlow a lot and I'm phantom
In fact I think tons of people use pisslow I hear it outside of this place a lot
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>>557680421
>theres only one guy that uses "shitlow/pisslow"
im eternus and i say both
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can I get a hero that is just Silver's human form but stronger? she's very fun to play in human form, wolf form not so much because you become the CC pincushion and need to get Unstoppable early
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>>557680779
>>557680729
>>557680806
well there's at least four of us
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>>557680516
>this made a janny lose his mind (and maybe even get a pay cut)
Crazy
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>>557680869
I just have to wonder why someone would even think it's a one-guy thing it's so fucking common
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>>557680607
Infuser
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>>557680847
>Ursa needs to buy BKB
shocking
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>>557680943
its not and its always the same style of 14yo edgy kid shit kicking down while he himself can barely turn his monitor on
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>>557680943
it's less embarrassing if he can invent a boogeyman targeting him rather than several people laughing at something pathetic
in general it's just "surely several people wouldn't disagree with me, it must be one guy!"
the real question is why he would feel the need to lie about something so trivial to begin with
had he just openly stated he duos with a friend literally nobody would have cared, instead he explicitly stated otherwise to try and gain some sort of local notoriety
baffling really, they might just be underaged
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>>557680926
That bush is making me lose my mind.
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>enemy Celeste player gets fed, 13-1 about 22 minutes into the game
>Silver kills them once despite having a much lower soul count
>Celeste pauses the game to complain about Silver being OP
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I ban Holliday from my games so I don't have to risk having one on my team
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>>557681116
mad red rank shitter lol
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>>557681258
The dyke calling the lesbian gay
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>they made Apollo evil coded
Uh problematic much? The Satanic church has done a lot to advance women's rights
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>>557681341
how is he evil?
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>>557681116
i >>557680806 literally am not the one who said "only one guy says shitlow/pisslow" i say it myself
why dont you take your meds
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>>557681282
replying so often and so vehemently only shows that you're bothered, thus leading to further mocking
but hey, you do you
I think you're amusing if nothing else
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>>557679468
That's the spirit!
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>>557681381
>son of evil warlord and fully endorses his father
And worst of all .. he doesn't date older women
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>>557680869
Where did shitlow/pisslow originate anyway, I never heard anyone say it in relation to dota when I used to play.
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>>557681381
chuds are evil nazis who need to be killed dontchaknow
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>>557681381
Rich
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>>557681116
There are like 6000 instances of "shitlow" or "pisslow" on the archive across multiple generals with all kinds of different posting styles if it's one person they have 8 personalities and are schizophrenic
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>>557681439
im not the one shitting up the thread with 50 samefag replies lmao
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>>557681576
>he said, replying yet again about how he totally isn't bothered by getting ousted as a liar
you got school tomorrow bud, go to bed early
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>>557681381
he makes fun of holliday (he says shes mentally unstable and could accidentally discharge her gun)
and venator calls apollo a d*mon aka slur
and there is dialogue between apollo and vyper where she tries to flirt with him even though hes a minor
and celeste misgendered pocket who is nonbinary
this is a very problematic patch overall
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Bebop putting bombs on Celeste then sending her in is pretty fun
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>>557680424
Is it some faggy Discord drama? That would make sense since I have no idea what it's even about
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>>557681663
youre the one being mad about getting called out, not me
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>>557681751
Benator also calls for sodom to burn
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>want to practice Vyper
>3 matches in row getting laned against the sweatiest, potentially cheating Bebops
Seriously feels like the game is trying to fuck over certain picks.
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It's actually really simple, human elo doesn't start until Ascendant. Anything below that isn't even human MMR. Therefore, shitlow.
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>>557681946
>anything below [rank that is conveniently my exact rank] is shitlow
yeah yeah we've heard it before
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>>557681751
>even though hes a minor
hes 18
as is graves
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>>557677285
Hes just like me
I'm Phantom material
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I don't think Apollo is OP or anything but he is annoying as fuck to fight against, I have been playing a lot of Venator and I think his gutshot needs to be fixed to remove all momentum from the targets. It's particularly apparent with Apollo where he completely ignores the knockback from it and avoids the stun. However there is nothing more satisfying in the game right now than gutshotting somebody and chunking 3/4 of their health with the blessed melee.
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>>557681751
Also, I recently had an appearance in Jubilee, forgot to attach my pic. Hail kek! Groyper-power, frens. ;)
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>>557681523
Graves can fix that
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>>557681910
>cheating
>on bebop
Oh please, don't be so dramatic
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>>557682109
I look like this IRL and main Venator
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>>557681910
Embrace the pain, let it make you stronger. The world is against Vyper, but we can't let her fail.
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>>557681946
Most of my games are high phantom or ascendant and I don't think people are playing any better than when I was hardstuck oracle before the rank re-balance.
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>>557682143
frightening amount of shitters in this general calling hacks on anyone better than them lately
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>>557682143
Explain how I get pulled twice and attached with three fucking bombs without refresher.
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https://deadlock.wiki/images/3/3c/Astro_synth_1.mp3
Pocket's VA scratches my brain just the right way
He also does Shiv apparently
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>>557682254
>play against a haze that beams me any time I leave cover
>clearly macroing IAD inputs
>check profile after the game
>VAC bans on record

Gee I wonder why people think the game is infested with cheaters??
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Can we get a hero that's just a bunch of animals in a trenchcoat?
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>>557682327
you are one stupid negro, you know that? I thought you might say something at least sensible like he was aimbotting or wallhacking, but no, you think he's using cooldown hacks?
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>>557682143
played against a bebop that hooked me from afar with no prior knowledge of me being there, so either some he was insanely lucky (like 3x in a row), wallhacking or theres actually a cheat for hooks out there
ive been hooked so often in weird situations by that one guy that it was either some netcode fuckery or hacks, never had this happen before so consistently in my ~600h of playtime and never after
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>mo on my team leaves after 15 seconds
>entire enemy team leaves once the green popup appears
>my entire team leaves except for me and seven
>we just spend 5 minutes to destroy their patron
autism bros ww@
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>>557682387
Ohhh shit watch out guys I'm macroing!! I can't do it so anyone who can must be a cheater!!!!
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>>557682439
>animals in a trenchcoat
>rat king
>techies
>thinly veiled furry OC

the narwhal bacons at midnight!
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So matchmaking is broken and doesnt mean anything outside of eternus for how long are we thinking? Tired of having someones 1st game back to back to back in Archon (I know Im a shitter but I just wanna actually play the damn game)
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>>557682791
But dude what if a generic skeleton wizard who's a pizza delivery guy (who is also jewish!!!)
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>>557682815
My werewife is so cute
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>>557682784
What exactly are you doing here?
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>silver and graves get nerfed 30 seconds after release
>celeste and apollo are still broken a week later
lol
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>>557682791
Calm down, reddit-friend. You don't have to posture to prove your online-coolness here.
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>>557682950
Your wife?
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>dynamo being an annoying cunt the whole brool match
>rape him to death with rem pillows, ult, and giga heals
>say gg
>dynamo immediately leaves
HOW'S IT FEEL BITCH, HOW'S MY FUCKING DICK TASTE
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I will avoid the trench at any cost. If it means having to smurf some noobs, then they're unfortunate collateral damage. I will NEVER get placed in shitlow. I learned my lesson from Dota. You either smurf on a fresh account to get placed in a real bracket with actual people, or you're condemned to play with retards forever. The system will not contain me.
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>>557682132
Graves is Rich too
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>rem abusers have such fragile ego they're greentexting about jeet brool because someone was just playing the game on the other team
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What is even the point of yamato anymore
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>lose lane horribly
>end up winning anyways because i'm playing the funny mole and i hit the funny button

it's mas shrimple as that
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>tried melee venator
feels fun but also feels too troll and team dependent
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Three of me could fit in his coat!
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>>557683515
If the shotgun stun was even remotely consistent it might be more viable
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I think that a dragon banker would be a fun character to have. Just dunno how they would do justice for the dragon form.
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>>557683508
this is a moba some characters are like that
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>>557683446
>tesla on graves
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>>557683067
forced memes get annoying after awhile
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>>557683463
She's like Apollo, except she doesn't fall off and become a weak ultbot in the lategame
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>Comeback urn is worthless and unusable by the team that NEEDS it 90% of the time. The only time you're ever going to get it is if the enemy team just hands it to you. Every other time they take it themselves and cannot be contested, or they fight you and steam roll your team for more free souls.
This immediately needs to be fucking fixed, holy shit.
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>>557683463
point and click diver, can disrupt backlines with ult, etc
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>>557683446
never seen a graves contribute to a game
never contributed as graves either

I think this hero is just DOA
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>>557683789
it's not meant to be free just because your team is losing.
they already made it easier to take with the instant turn-in change.
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>>557683619
Maybe have them summon "spirit" dragon heads for fire breathing and claws for slashing and whatever Fromsoft style, rather than having an actual full size dragon transformation. For some reason they're trapped in a human or drakonid guise and can't into their full majesty. Alternatively you could have them be a very young dragon and their dragon form is a smallish whelp, might be a lot of overlap with Ivy having a smallish flying unit though.
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>entire team buys CC just to fuck me over but does nothing against our Lash who ults them every time
>Popping unstop only lets me play for 5 seconds before getting CCd again
>Lash sucking his own dick and shitting on me for my bad K/D even though we only won because the enemy team was making sure I didn't get to play the game.
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>>557683884
The hero can go one of two ways now.

The first is super aids move-speed warp stone gun graves.

The second is zzrot dropping macro split pushing annoying as fuck

You may be asking, can't you do both?
The answer is congrats you are now a graves master.
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>seven ults
>I ult
Utter raping. Complete and utter rape.
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>>557684026
the lash is just better than you, deal with it
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why do niggas always ask for things to get nerfed, not for things to get buffed
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>>557683943
Again, you still cannot use it at all because the other team simply won't let you. If you're not allowed to have it, why bother?
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>>557683463
>Yamato
Strong, but still balanced for the prior era of a smaller more autistic playerbase/pro play.
She will probably end up getting rebuffed when they redo her art to boot.
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>>557684160
because everything in deadlock is overpowered
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>>557684160
leaguebabs and overwatch players
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>>557684160
I enjoy playing doorman, but man.. I would not want him buffed, I know he's annoying as fuck to other players, especially since I built him poke-support with tons of cc actives. But some times a motherfucker gotta get nerfed for the betterment of the game brother.
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>>557684196
>everyone has OP bullshit
This is how it should be desu
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>>557684160
You obviously weren't there for when everyone agreed that silver was dogshit and cheered when she got buffs.

"ONLY BUFF, NO NERF" is genuinely a midwit take.
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>>557684443
pretty sure there was some suicidal silver whiner crying because her free 20% resists got reduced
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>Play Warden
>Rip fellow gamers cocks off
>Play something that isn't Warden
>Get my cock ripped off
Why?
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>>557684335
Doorman is bottom tier in actual human mmr because people know they can just dodge the cart by jumping since it has a garbage vertical hitbox and the rest of his kit is just ok and bells dont hit that hard later on when everyone has spirit res.
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>>557684556
cart is still good for cutting off escapes or getting people off carries. as usual, he's still pretty good but the community is small and "streamer opinions" shape discourse
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4 people on my team with 5k-15k damage after 30 mins, is the matchmaking going to ever be addressed? or do I need to wait for 20k players for this to be playable
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Does anyone else have a really hard time following fights in the new bases? The fucking orange glow in the hidden king base is like blinding to me
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>>557684556
True. Doorman is at his best when he's being annoying and the enemy wastes their effort shooting him instead of the actual damage dealers. Plus the fact you have to fill your active bar with all kinds of shit, it really does feel like you're just playing item-man with portals and a aoe wave-clear poke ability.

In practicality, lategame, he turns into an ult bot or an door picker.
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i find silver extremely hard to play idk, feels so awkward to aim
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Who do I play if I just wanna shoot people until they die and not have to worry about pressing other buttons?
It's Haze isn't it.
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>>557684994
It's because she has a low RoF gun that needs high precision in a game where people move around like crack addicts.
DESU just stop wasting your shots until you're sure they'll land and then worry about increasing your speed later
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>>557685039
wraith, infernus too
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>>557677607
i cash understand mcginnis not smelling the best but i don't think she would be anywhere near victor tier. like yeah she's a working woman but i doubt she's dishygenic or anything. but maybe she smokes cigarettes or something who knows
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Am I the only one who just randoms every game?

Every ritualist is fun. Some more than others but still.
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This guy's just a free win atm
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WHERE ARE THE BANS FOR NEW HEROES YOSHI
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>>557685179
She probably smells like sweat and oil and rust all day long

Victor probably just smells like formaldehyde
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>>557685209
I random every game and somehow succeed with characters I would normally suck at like Calico and Drifter
It's probably because I'm a low rank shitter but it's fun
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>>557685215
bbut muh wr..
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>>557684540
They were complaining that the effective HP of werewolf got nerfed because the max HP buff didn't cover the werewolf res nerf.
Personally I think they were purposefully trying to equalize werewolf and human form a bit more which is good because silver was borderline useless while lycan was a 1v3 or even 4/5 rape machine.
Silver should be weak in human but still a threat if the silver is playing right and a huge threat if in werewolf but still manageable if you play good.
Silver's kinda fine where she is now I'd argue. I consider her a gun hero not in the fact that you're an m1 hero, but in the fact that she relies so heavily on slam fire and her shotgun that if you don't have good aim then you're not doing anything with her. Slamfire can be a health nuke in it's own right if you get that sweet sweet triple meat chunk.
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>>557685215
hes actually shit but he farms garbage players incredibly well.
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they need to add more shotas like rem
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they need to add more baras like venator
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delete mina from the game already
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>>557685360
i guess it depends on when you catch her then
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>>557684790
I love Doorman but Im still waiting for someone like Techies to be added. I just want a hero who saps all the fun outta the game for both teams.
Rem and Doorman are close but I need MORE
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I'm Eternus in macro but Seeker in mechanical skill which evens me out to Ritualist as my actual rank
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>>557685912
>I just want a hero who saps all the fun outta the game for both teams.
So you want grey talon and mcginnis back?
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vindicta feels so fucking trash this patch
>apollo's 3 is basically a triple hit vindicta ult, and his ult is AOE charged vindicta ult that can't miss and goes behind walls
>venator ult does like 2000 damage a shot
what the fuck
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>>557686137
so are you gonna call any big damage nuke a vindicta ult from now on?
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>Rapid Recharge on Venator is ba-
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>>557686293
literally no one says this
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>>557686293
playing ven as a mix attacked where you just buy good value items that support his kit makes him really strong
going all out m1igger or ult bot makes him really mediocre
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>>557686352
There was literally some retard a few days ago in this very general arguing that it was bad
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>>557686293
It's honestly worth buying just for how much it accelerates your farm alone. You kill T3 camps faster than Seven with it
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>>557684160
>new game
>people forget that power creep is bad
Clockwork
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>everytime I use my token on Apollo
>I get retarded teammates
>the one time I got apollo without use token
>I get a normal competent team
Does using your token get you horrible teammates? Like if this was a study it would be in favor of showing that using your token gets you horrible teammates.
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>5 spirit heroes on my team
>playing against Apollo
>say "slowing hex would be good for Apollo"
>none of my retards buy one
I mean 2 of them were Rem and Paige the two heroes closest to supports that this game has and neither of them fucking bought it
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>>557684160
Because I'm not trying to play a game where everyone can walk up to each other, press one button and explode the enemy team. And I'm not some retarded helldivers nigger either

There's simply too much shit in this game that is WAY too fucking easy to do and yet has massive rewards. While all the highest skill characters in the game are good, but why the fuck would I ever take a Holliday or Paradox when I can just blink and 4 as Mo
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valve is where is my disgruntled taxi driver character voiced by John DiMaggio
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>>557677607
Pretty reasonable, although Rem straight up says that Pocket's coat smells like a sewer.
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>>557680170
no it just makes it infinitely easier.
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Nasty bedbreaking sex with Silver
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>>557682784
>ignores the VAC bans I mentioned
>focuses on tryhard macros

Yeah man I macro IAD too, why wouldn't I? i just included it to denote the type of player. Like they fully understand game mechanics, but are also willing to cheat. The worst type of cheaters.
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How do I actually build Apollo?
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>>557677607
>Paige in smell good
>Bebop in smell bad
Bebop wouldn’t dare stink up Ms.Shellys house and Paige is a fucking nerd otherwise you’re 90% correct
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Graves feels so weak right now, especially against Apollo
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>>557687414
Get all purple items and hold 3 in the general direction of the enemy
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What the fuck are these updates they release every 5 minutes?
>>557671290
Drifter and Mina should have sex
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>>557687740
vyper nerfs
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How do people play on low sensitivity?
Like what if you need to turn around really fast it's not possible
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I'm scared they will nerf Drifter
I'm raping everyone in every game, it feels like he's OP
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>>557685562
love that the mina handwringers moved on to a new hero
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>rescue beamed OUT of a winning fight
>we lose the fight since it goes from a 2v2 to a 2v1
>wasn't even low health
90% of deadlock players are not sentient
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>>557687740
>What the fuck are these updates they release every 5 minutes?
Yoshi tweaking the matchmaking to ensure that it is optimally atrocious
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>>557687901
I watch streams quite a bit and I've heard multiple top level players say he's one of the best heroes in the game so I wouldn't be surprised if he gets nerfed
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Ignore my potato setup. This Haze was shittalking the entire game, farming 24/7, never took a fight, joined a fight once and did this. I asked him what the hell he was doing after this and he screamed in the mic at the top of his lungs, we ended up winning somehow with him having lowest damage/obj outside of our support despite highest networth.
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>>557687846
your dpi switch?
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>>557687846
have a big mousepad and arms not made of dust.
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>>557687948
god i remember playing abrams post-NDA-drop and seething at every kelvin and Ivy for constantly fucking rescue beaming me the moment I lost 25% of my HP when they were about to fucking die or i had my life leach up.
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People talk about Priority Tokens fucking up the matchmaking but I'm certain it's the Ban system that's really doing it
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>>557688009
the fuck do people really just change their DPI mid game/mid fight when they need to?
>>557688046
well I don't have a big mouse pad nor do I want to buy one
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>>557687978
He's one of the few champs i'm ok with, hope they dont ruin him
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>>557687846
Big mousepad and moving your whole arm, but even then I've never been able to get into that habit. I'm still doing small wrist movements which makes turning around hard.
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i lost 14 out of 16 games
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>played a shit ton of Drifter when he was at his weakest and considered the worst hero in the game
>now that he's strong have no desire to play him
Weird
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>>557688173
I switched my sensitivity settings to what Parzelion uses and yeah I can't turn fast enough I feel but I've heard him say he aims with his wrist, not arm
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>>557687740
>Drifter and Mina should have sex
they would be a kino powercouple
also mogs that faggot pocket
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>ITANI LO SAHN
>*kills 3 of your teammates with almost zero risk from 2km away*
How do you respond without sounding mad?
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>>557687846
I have high DPI and a fuck huge section just for my mousepad, It gets awkard sure but I can’t do high sensitivity
I’m old
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>>557688375
I'd click on his head until he died.
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>>557688163
>champs
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Does anyone else unbind zoom from right click?
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>>557688271
there is no objectively good sens, don't copy people just because they're good. if it doesn't work for you, change it until it does.
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What's with drifters and feeding, they just keep running it down whenever I get him in my team.
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Mina was pushing 30 before she became a vamp btw
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>>557687283
>Yeah I cheat, but this cheater is worse
You're shit
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what's a good big mouse pad?
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>>557688923
>Expected to scale off iso kills
>Player failed to scale faster than the things he was trying to kill
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>>557688948
That means she was a hag and de aged into a brat? Hagbrat?
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I DONT WANT TO SHOOT CREEPS
I DONT WANT TO MANAGE WAVES
I DONT WANT TO CHECK NET WORTH EVERY TIME I WANT TO FIGHT SOMEONE
I DONT WANT TO LOOK AT THE MINIMAP TO KNOW IF 6 PEOPLE ARE COMING TO RAPE ME
I WANT TO FIGHT OTHER PLAYERS
WHY IS EVERYTHING MOBA SLOP
AUGHGHGHGHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>557687978
I said day 1 of the 3 passive changes he was going to go crazy. Good drifters are getting double the stacks they got prior to that balence patch.
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>>557689223
Play brool you fucking double nigger
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>>557689223
overwatch is down the hallway
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>>557689131
A spoiled hag womanchild
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remember to never feel bad about your rank because even in eternus four games you'll get a venator building purely spirit and a rem that refuses to use his minions to pressure lanes whilst you teamfight and people will still to this day fail the macro check of "the guy that fed 12 deaths in lane is just pushing our walkers"
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Why did they buff rem
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are people actually macroing instant air dash?
i mean i don't blame them because there really isn't any reason not to just make the input one button but it's not exactly that hard to do either.
they really need to think about the "advanced" movement and how they coexist with the "intentional" movement mechanics because there is NO reason to not instant air dash compared to just pressing dash unless you're going up stairs.
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Slowing Hex is the silver bullet to Apollo right? Does it nutter his balls like it does Calico?
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>>557689404
What's the benefit of an instant air dash over a normal dash anyway.
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>>557689223
Based
Me too, farming is so gay. Thats why lategame is the most fun
>>557689275
Needs correction
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>>557688948
according to what?
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>>557689404
The problem is that you can't replace your regular dash with that macro, because it uses two stamina while you're in the air, so it means you need two different dash binds
t. used to use that macro a year ago and stopped
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>>557688948
Damn she was 30 and still being spoiled by her parents? What a fucking loser kek.
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>>557689454
you can shoot and press abilities while doing it, normal dashing locks you out of it for longer.
the movement is more sudden so it's also fairly good for dodging during a duel.
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>>557689437
Yes. At least for 5 seconds except he builds half green items so is tanky as fuck and it's basically pointless anyway because he's overtuned as fuck
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>play doorman
>buy a bunch of counter items
>make door plays
>still lose because you're saddled down by 2-3 retards
Most fun hero with the least carry potential
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>>557689568
gullible retard
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>>557689454
it gives you further dash distance when you have stamina mastery (or are playing celeste), and it gives you more sudden momentum, making you slightly harder to hit
essentially, if you have stamina mastery, it's better than dash, without, it's worse
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Do commendements do literally anything? I'd rather have a way to give someone a thumbs down.
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>>557689568
Yeah haha yeah
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>>557689787
it's figuratively negative if you commend someone who went 1/14
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>>557688948
that's why she loses to vampire shotas
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>>557689953
god....
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>>557689437
He can still sigil + parry while hexed, it's not like calico where it straight up turns her whole hero off.
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why is bullet resilience considered shit but spirit resilience is good?
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>>557690350
Because bullet damage is shit?
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>>557690350
metal skin exists
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>>557689568
Couldn't imagine being her haha
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>>557690350
Because Metal Skin almost strictly dominates Bullet Resilience, because Warp Stone also gives Bullet Resilience, because Spirit Damage is burstier than Bullet Damage, and because Bullet Resist shred is more common than Spirit Resist shred.
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>high damage
>no telegraphing
>large hitbox
>low cooldown
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>>557690564
But enough about Rem pillow
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>>557690031
>>557689580
My main problem is the fucking Pierce attack, he got too much of a wide hitbox for a "precision" attack.
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>release Silver
>everyone call it OP
>they nerf it to the ground, literally unusable
>everyone figure out how to play against her
>even more garbage now
This shitty devs should leave the heroes alone for like a month before messing with them, holy fuck...
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Apollo's sound design is so good. Killing people with 3 and 4 feels so satisfying
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>Apollo slams his 3 key and aims for my neighbor next door
>it hits me anyway with insane damage + schzmyovment + heal + tip
I just can't stand this faggot, I hope they chop his arms off by next week.
Also having to lane against any of the new heroes except Venator drains any fun away from the game, God forbid you get any combination of Miku, Graves and Rem, may as well get waterboarded instead.
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>>557690931
same with Graves, Celeste is also getting raped recently
yet REM gets buffed
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>>557684435
Says who?
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saw an abrams for the first time in a while. just felt bad for him. a hero that existed before every consecutive character had flying or hovering or phasing
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>>557691148
hes literally top 3 heros right now
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>>557690031
Um, your ult? You know, the one that gives Calico free nuke damage and invincibility on a fucking 60s cooldown and activates frame 1?
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>>557691243
Yeah? Disabled by hex.
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>>557689953
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>>557691243
and it's fucking turned off by slowing hex, are you even reading what you are replying to?
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>>557691243
The one that gets disabled by slowing hex?
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I've been using the same graves build I've had since she came out.
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>>557691339
>>557691362
>>557691382
Since fucking when?
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>>557691148
>He hasn't seen a guy named "SexWithAbrams" rape an entire lobby in Phantom
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>>557691342
the POV of her new terribly young-looking vampire master
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>>557691489
about 1 year i suppose
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>>557691403
I TRIED to play an Ult build on her and she was fucking useless, though spirit burn + lightning strike was funny.
She's unironically still good as a skull spammer and if you max her mobility.
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>>557691148
Despite that, he has many items that enable him to grab those flying high mobility bastards. It's apart of what balances out the fact he is a tanky motherfucker in close range. He needs to survive the game and stay relevant to get those mobility items to catch faster heroes.
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sinclair gotta be the least impactful hero ever
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>>557691494
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>>557691818
not when hes on the other team while my team has dynamo
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>>557684160
Bcuz powercreep is le bad or something (and totally not some gay reddit buzzword)
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>>557691519
Long night
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>>557691938
missing pearly white strands going down her chin and bite marks on her tits
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>>557691148
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>>557689223
>play moba
>"WHY IS THIS GAME A MOBA"
well what the fuck were you expecting?
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>Playing Paradox
>Step on Holliday's launchpad
>Paradox says "Oooh god"
>Get aroused
Why did they give her that line...
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>>557692131
>listen to it
>It's really just a normal line.
You might just have issues anon.
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>>557692040
Such a rude brat leaving so much gunk and marks, not even mentioning the size
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>>557686402
There is always an autist or another with retarded fixations, that one in particular was against the idea of building purples on Venator. Waste not your breath on people that argue in bad faith, present evidence and let them screech alone.
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>>557687986
How the FUCK do you get your game to look like that?
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>>557692463
The bratty vampire bitch had to meet her match, eventually!
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BUY CC
>BUY CC
BUY CC
>BUY CC

m1gger in lane? Lash ulting your team?
3200 souls, and you win for free!!

BUY CC
>BUY CC
BUY CC
>BUY CC
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>>557691085
Says me because it's fun
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Mina is a lesbian.
>Urm source?
Yoshi came to me in a dream and told me.
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>>557692624
>mina ults
>bonk her on her stupid whore head
Always satisfying
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>>557686137
It's bizarre, because she counters all new heroes except Venator.
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>>557692720
her ult is basically done by the time that shit hits
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>>557692720
>iframe the knockdown
>continue ulting
Nice try cuck!
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>>557692713
It's true she molests Silver while she's too drunk to fight back
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>>557687978
You'd think that a character that strives against disorganized teams would have a difficult time in the highest ranks, what change made him so strong recently?
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>>557687986
Ah, this brings me back running TF2 in a potato PC.
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>>557690931
>>release Silver
>>everyone call it OP
has anyone ever called Silver OP
she gets picked constantly in """pro""" matches and never puts up results, before or after the changes
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>>557687986
there needs to be a study on why haze always attracts these types of subhumans.
it's crazy how consistent this stereotype is.
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>>557693150
It really is because you dont need to communicate at all or coordinate with your team at all with her.
She encourages the hero mentality of I will do it all by myself because she can until high high elo
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>>557691148
Every part of that sentence is false, including the premise that Abrams is to be pitied.
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>>557693279
Dreaming of a united and independent Ixia.
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What am I supposed to do when rem or paige is just pocketing some s tier front liner
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My daughterwife Darcy Graves!
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>>557693581
Imagine the sex
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yeah yeah
i'm the hidden king
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Valve has gotta do a round of drug tests on the hero design team. I get the idea behind Apollo's kit and it sounds cool but the implementation is just complete aids to fight against.
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>Play match
>Ivy builds scourge and torment pulse and just flies around
>Actually murders people pretty consistently
so scourge is pretty good huh
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Robert Duvall hero when?
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>>557693493
>Ivy melee's once
>Root fades
>Ivy grabs her hair and repeatedly slams her into the corner of a ledge.
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>>557693828
>tomboy gargoyle flies in
>kills you to death with the most horrid pussy stench imaginable
>flies out
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>want to rank up
>don't want to lose rank
>end up sitting in hideout finding excuses to not queue
how do i fix this brain damage
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>>557693824
Nah it's fine, but they need to tone down the 3 & 4 hitboxes a whole lot, a fencer should require precision. Also his ult shouldn't hit people behind him that's plain retarded
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>>557693068
I said ignore the setup. I run the game at like 1200x800 stretched with a potato mod and console settings. It runs well enough.
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mirage love!!!
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>>557694369
I'm not going to make fun of you, but only because you posted a sad looking anime girl.
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mina hate!!!
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no idea why apollo makes shitters shit themselves and panic so hard, kinda insane really tbqh
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>>557694369
Be my boyfriend and I'll give you graphics in exchange for polishing my knob
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>>557694369
Sorry anon, but I'd rather appreciate the low spec kino
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My Apollo teammate insisted on 1v1ing the Abrams when he had 45 seconds left of rejuv
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>>557694569
It's the sound effects, they're very intimidating
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I enjoy watching lefa have meltdowns over nothing
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keep forgetting to edit my rem build and lose precious time typing
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what even is Silver's combo. Why can't she have a gun that doesn't suck. Nothing about her makes sense. I hate this game
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>>557686402
always remember the average rank of this general is seeker when you read an opinion here
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>>557693710
Probably surprisingly rough and feral from the oh so innocent boy
Before using Mina's mouth as a tissue to clean off...
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who is the best character in the game?
that is my new main
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>>557694907
Kick to close gaps (make sure to turn your camera 180 degrees so you end up behind them), then bola to slow, then unload gun
When in wolf form hold left click I guess it doesn't matter you're getting chain cc'd/disarmed anyways
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>apollo tries to hold ult to bait out counterspell
>doesn't realize you can still counterspell the damage after the initial hit
>shit on him after he's done casting and dealing 0 damage
love it
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graves and apollo making out in the blackmore janitor closet
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>>557695175
Apollo, Haze, Shiv
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>friend plays Bebop and Abrahms exclusively and thinks he knows everything there is to know about the game because it's a MOBA and he played league for awhile 6 years ago
>I've never played a MOBA before Deadlock and put in 150+ hours since I started two weeks ago, he's barely at 30
>I usually try to play Seven, Lash, or Victor
>he will inevitably get mad after feeding, be dead spectating me, and then for the last half of the match talk about how fun my character looks
>we will play until he gets a priorty token or use one if he has it to make sure he gets the character I played the last game we had
>I try to give him advice since they're all so carry heavy
>he ignores me and even once tried saying "You must not understand MOBAs very well if you think THAT's a good idea" and then back it up with something nonsensical (i.e. once told him to use Seven's ult to help cover urn site and his reasoning behind why it was a bad idea is because it wasn't on lane)
>immediately gets mad when he's behind in souls because he watched me push heavy in the last game and thinks that the character can just do it whenever they want and win
>after a few matches of this he goes back to Bebop or Abrahms and is fine the rest of the night giggling about bombs or wall stuns
Love the guy but this shit is driving me fucking nuts, this has happened all 3 times and after I talked about how cool Apollo felt to play he was talking about using a priorty token on him and he doesn't get this way in any other game
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>>557694318
By realizing two things
1. Rank is/has/most likely always completely fucking broken in this game
2. Ranks are gonna get completely reset on launch

Just try to have fun while improving
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>>557695181
when do I use my Q?
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>>557695625
You should try to find an educational video on deadlock macro, watch it, and then tell your friend that you're applying its theory to the game. Maybe you can inception it into his brain that he too should watch this video, and he might get better as well.
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>>557695175
Sinclair is the perfect mix of "OP" and "Nobody plays" so you'll get him 100% of the time.
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>>557696069
>using a macro
Does he want to get VAC banned???
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>>557693128
>has anyone ever called Silver OP
Yes, the same pros who keep failing to achieve results with her
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>>557683508
Unironically doorman support moment. When you get your range increases your doors and bells become so much more useful, and you can actually buy guardian/silence/rusted barrel. You become so fucking annoying during ganks and teamfights in the jungle.
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My mina e-kitten just cheated on me...
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>>557696089
>Sinclair steals werewolf form to fight Silver
>Immediately realizes his spirit items don't mean shit in a fist fight
And he did that three times!
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>>557696237
Just call her (male) a bitch you retard (faggot)
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>>557696237
She got too in-character.
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>>557696009
Whenever you need burst damage, or to reload in a pinch. Reminder that it doesn't reload just 3 shells, it reloads the whole mag.
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Celeste owes me a long, drawn out teasing handjob.
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>>557696328
NTA, but cheating is, like, the opposite of mina.
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>>557695175
If you want a serious answer? For climbing purposes. You can hard carry with the following.
Apollo, Celeste, Drifter, Warden, especially so if you destroy your laners and get kills early.

For a meme answer.
Play Abrams, Mo n Krill, Victor, Tanks will always be useful, and your pick potential + survivability is usually not countered in lower elos where people are following flow charts with their builds.
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>play paige
>get raped
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>>557696552
What's the best Abrams build?
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When are they nerfing celeste again
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>>557696637
Shit man I dunno, but any build that prioritizes melee damage, mobility, and tankiness will work best. He's very solid, but be warned, all it takes is some smart cookies spamming CC on you or kiting you to death forever in lane to absolutely wreck you for the rest of the match.
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>>557672173
>Do you know what the most dangerous thing in America is?
>A nigga with a library card.
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>>557696382
I mean during the combo, do I Q before dashing?
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>>557696683
hopefully she gets banned six times in DLNS on wednesday and yoshi gets the hint and nerfs her thursday
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>>557696637
It feels like the longer you can postpone your Q the better. And remember you can't reliably do a heavy melee after a charge until you get Superior Duration. They can parry you any time before that
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>>557692131
I love how the "Thanks Holliday" turns more into a smug sarcasm when it's the other team
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>>557696949
I always loved this detail but it makes feel retarded while playing holliday
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>>557696683
currently has a 49-51% winrate
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>>557696893
>>557696746
Adding to this, close range and point blank are goated on Abrams. Against other laners your heavy melee is like a fucking lightning strike, and you can pysche people out hard but faking it and then doing it again when they waste their parry. He's great really. But get parried? You are fucked brother.
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how do I stop getting tilted by billy?

this hero makes me want to scream and pound my little fists
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>Three games on Graves
>Three MVPs
It's just that easy.
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>>557697096
Alright I'm done playing around
DING DING DING
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>>557684026
There should be stats for ults/CC spent on you. In harder games I feel like a big thing Silver contributes is just demanding an answer, all those resources they're committing to not letting you play is free real estate for the rest of your team.
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>>557697084
If you are getting smacked by him repeatedly, Throw in a parry with stamina bars, you can dodge his heavy melees with a dash+blue jump in lane if he doesn't have melee charge and you don't catch a melee with the parry. But make sure you have stamina to dodge, because the second you miss a parry on a light attack spamming Billy, he will turn those into heavys and you will not be alive for much longer.

Heal cut is good too. So is CC. He needs to get close to really deal damage, so keeping him afar and picking at him and then catching a parry is the best way to do it.
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>>557697148
Sorry, but I bought counterspell, and I watch where lash throws my teammates. I cast Grasping Hands vertically so when he comes for a slam he gets grabbed and I rape him.
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As much as I am addicted to haha funny builds, gun Graves genuinely feels like I'm committing an intense sin that'll send me to the lowest rung of Hell
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>>557696538
>cheating is, like, the opposite of mina
Mina is a shameless social ladder climber, see OP's image. Her main character trait is that she doesn't care about anyone but herself and she'll suck up to whoever gives her more status and power, cheating is quite Mina, in fact I don't think you could have picked a more cheating prone character in the cast.
She's a blood sucker in every sense, it's the practical joke of her design.
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>>557697084
Get gud at Parrying or play abrams.
Billy fags SEEEETHE when they get parried or Abrams shows them what a real bruiser is..
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>>557697303
>Can't, I'm busy sucking off the Viscount today.
Man, she's rather... forward with it, isn't she
And people actually like this bitch?
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>>557697278
NOOOOOOO DON'T SUCK MY COCK DON'T SUCK MY COCK
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>tfw your team is throwing super hard but you can't get mad because they're also your friends
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Does curse stop Seven ult?
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>Toxic Bullets on Silver
This is like viagra for her ult
I went from struggling to get ult to getting it basically every fight
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>>557697403
lmeow imagine having to be a cuck like this
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>>557695625
play brawl with a friend of mine a lot who likes Victor. Pretty much every round starts with him going balls deep instantly and getting erased before his ult is off cooldown, and he just will not listen to me when I tell him to just chill for like 30 seconds. Sometimes people are just gonna be that way
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>>557691489
day one you sped
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>>557697372
>And people actually like this bitch?
She's hot
and guys like bad girls, no different from women, it's part of the universal "I can fix them" routine.
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>lane partner sucks at beginning
>fall behind, enemy starts diving you for lulz
>they get too brazen and start giving kills
>buy CC to disable their fed carry
>they immediately fall apart

happens so often. people really need to buy CC, usually they're so stupid they just immediately spend their cast on big damage stuff instead of debuff remover or unstoppable
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newfag here
should I do this for 600 matches to learn at least one or two things from each of the heroes I have no intention of ever maining?
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>>557697403
You should just have fun
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>Mina finally becomes the viscount after completing the ritual
>Gets kicked off the throne by a different vampire a few days later
Would be a fitting ending for her
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>>557697679
Select the question mark
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>>557697679
probably wouldn't hurt to play a single bot game on each hero, but you don't need to do more than that
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>>557697757
dont wnana end up on a hero I already played or that I'm saving for later since I find them cool/cute
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>>557697669
But you'll never have to worry about needing CC if you just kill them
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>>557694907
I generally bola if they see me so I can get close enough to kick, try to fling them at something, then slam if they aren't immediately able to fuck off. Kicking them back into your tower/team requires you to go the other direction, but you can dash immediately after so having awareness of how much stamina you have and where you don't wanna be is important.
Being aware of your teammates' shit makes her kick immensely better, because you can fling them into the good stuff like Paige/Ivy 3, or a Venator trap.
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I just went 27/0/17 on Victor in an Emmisary lobby.
I'm Archon 3, but was queued with my Alchemist friend.
Am I going to get reported for smurfing?
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How do I play against a melee ivy? She gets a guaranteed heavy melee thanks to the gamebreaking exploit that lets her cancel melee into stone form, and I have no idea what the counterplay is aside from run away.
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>stomp the enemy team, not even close
>say gg
>they instaleave
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>>557677607
I'd say dynamo is in the smells good category. Rem says he smells like banana bread. I'm also willing to bet rem smells like bird and fresh linen.
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>>557697853
no victor is just a noob stomper. you're fine. archon is still insanely shitterlow.
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I play random street brawl until the matchmaking makes me mad and then rage queue a normal so I have enough energy to deal with the commers
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>listening to the main menu music of deadlock since I launched it
>while also listening to a video of some black chick with autism
>while also watching a YouTube short of curb your enthusiasm
I just realized I'm broken, the zoomer brainrot has taken over
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Please for the love of god when is celeste getting put in the fucking ground
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sidelane give someone +20k souls meta is bad save us yoshi
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>>557694907
>Yuri nigger doesn't know how to play silver
everytime
2 -> quick melee -> slam fire and bola'ing before or after the combo or after the melee.
Her gun is awesome you just need to fucking aim and abuse slam fire and especially it's upgrades.
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I swear to fucking christ every fucking loss I have looks the fucking same. They're never close. It's always 1-3 absolute fucking bots that go 4/16 and 3/14 and the game is just never winnable when you're playing fucking 4v6 or 3v6 the entire fucking game.
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Someone's comment really resonated with me when they said that Holliday's kit feels slapdash and not really fitting for her cowboy sheriff thing.

But I don't know what a more fitting skill set for a cowboy sheriff would be in Deadlock. Still think the gameplay of using jump pads and divebombing people should belong to like a pilot character or something.
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>>557694356
took a while
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Cute and canon.
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>>557698326
she gets in the air to apprehend people because everyone's jumping around in deadlock doe

pretty sure we were joking that yoshi created holliday to arrest vindicta and talon players
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apollo is obnoxious unfair gigacancer and im tired of pretending hes not
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>>557696949
That's how it feels when she is on my team too because I always step on the jump pads accidentally.
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I finally played a real match and it put me in fucking oracle.
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>>557698391
You realize they're 18 right?
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>>557695625
League genuinely does something to people. It's like they're unable to comprehend anything that isn't League.
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>spend entire match behind
>win anyway because we went past 30:00 and victor held w
god bless this shambling fuck
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>>557698603
Inches?
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>>557698414
Sorry human sissy, the stats say he's an honest ixian low tier.
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*counters your spell*
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>game is already nicknamed Deadcock due to overwhelming LGBTQ+ pandering
It's over
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>>557698290
>2 -> quick melee
some people are startin to catch on to this, I usually don't on the first time I do it to someone to see if they'll go for the parry.
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God I love Infernus's voice. Idk who voices him, but imagine if this was still Neon Prime, what would his voice sound like?
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>>557698693
>ixian soulja finally makes it out of the hood
>lil human timmy starts crying
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>>557697679
No you're just gonna feed every single game as you run around like a chicken clueless as to what to buy or when your power spikes are.
Just try them out in the sandbox if you want to know what they do.
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>>557698717
*just dies ut again*
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>Grey Talon has really fun gameplay
>Character model sucks so much ass no one wants to play him
When is that new model update?
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>>557698867
probably 2 years from now considering they've been talking about yamato's remodel for over a year.
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>>557698867
After the seventh batch of Celeste animations
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>>557698762
Can't see "Timmy" anymore without thinking about how many anons get triggered by it and start calling people jeets for it
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>>557698630
shameless league player remark, but I only play victor because he reminds me of old swain/singed with omnivamp and god it is so fucking satisfying just draintanking the enemy carry to fucking death with him.
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Now that we have multiple characters who can
"hold" their ult I feel like Holliday should be able to too
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Am I crazy or was that area on Yellow Lane from Arch Mother's side next to the Guardian on the left got redesigned? I don't remember that area ever looking like a locker room.
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>brawl mode
>everyone ignores the brawl part to shoot the tower
>based off aram modes
>not all random
>half assed balanced changes that only apply to like 5 heroes out of what, 38
did they get the itern to do this during his lunch breaks
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>>557698951
Despite it's flaws I like it, it's good to practice heroes you've never played with in a teamfight environment.
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>no clown hero
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I just keep bouncing between arcanist and Ritualist I'm never getting out of pisslow.....
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>>557697679
What are they gonna redesign Shiv and Warden into? As well as Calico and maybe Holliday?
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>>557699031
your celeste?
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>>557698996
It'd be good to practice if it wasn't full of people abusing the shitty balance of it every single match. Can you guess which team had the celeste every fucking match?
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>>557698941
I can't move normally while holding ults hope that meme gets patched
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>>557698926
Singed is one of the only League designs that Dota does not have a better version of
>inb4 bristle
You'd think so but they really don't feel the same
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>>557699064
Something should be done about modding
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>>557699034
Same but Ritualist and Emissar
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>>557699031
I've never seen a Wraith that wasn't a goddamn clown
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>>557699135
Valve will kill skin mods when official cosmetics release
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>>557698391
Graves should be femdomming Apollo though
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Graves and Apollo should be in an open relationship where Graves gets her guts rearranged by Drifter and Doorman. Why? Because fuck Apollo that's why
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>Love Seven and Kelvin's lines implying they're ex-best friends who Seven absolutely despises
>Found out online that everyone thinks Seven and Kelvin are gay and Seven is mega gay for Kelvin despite taking genuine joy in Kelvin's death
>Even see it on 4chan
Is there a line or two that I'm missing that hard implies Seven was gay for kelvin or something because I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.
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>>557699092
Singed will never be properly replicated because he is the culmination of his whole kit. When the pieces are parted out you lose the essence of what makes him so fun.
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>>557698926
Has singed even been good ever since chemtank got removed?
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why are we getting powercreep before this game is even out of a closed playtest?
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>>557699485
I really don't know. Haven't played in any serious capacity sense right before s10.
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>>557698946
>>557699036
Someone answer these questions of mine
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how the fuck am i in oracle and mother fuckers will still feed in lane like they just installed the game two days ago
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crazy things happening in the small camp
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>>557699593
ranks do not matter at all outside of high eternus they all play the same. I could show you a ritualist game and an ascendant game you would not be able to tell the difference
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>>557699712
I fucking love melee.
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>>557699712
That slip in parry by Calico was fucking nasty
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>>557699712
>people actually contesting two minute easy camp spawn
this must be at least ascendant
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>>557695625
>played a moba
>league of legends
the game that has 0 macro and has every game and its objectives play out exactly the same with an enforced meta?
like towers not being able to be taken before a certain point, sequentially timed objectives, and more all of which is enforced by the developers and you either do thing or lose.

if you can build the same items every game on 80% of the heroes in a certain role the game is not a moba
its just an arena game, but even something like battlerite had more build variety compared to legend of legends I think despite not having items.

league of legends players think they have any idea about how to play a moba or what every other moba looks like is absurd
less depth than heroes of the storm despite it being memed about that, let alone every other moba in existence.
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>>557700231
ascendant 5 avg, queueing with a low phantom friend so i assume eternus players were in the match
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>>557700370
are we seriously going to try to claim that the most defining moba game in like 15 years is not a moba?
even dota had YEARS of a meta where every single person your team built mek, drums, arcane and euls in every single game on every position
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>>557698391
>proud Ixian racemixing
Graves is literally built for me (BWC)
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>>557700184
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>>557700434
>most defining moba game in like 15 years
wdym 15 years
dota has been around for over 20
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got my milk
got my melatonin
time for one last game before bed
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>>557700506
It wasn't defining until 5 years later
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>>557699593
>>557699990
The pros are pros because they are literally the only ones that don't feed, but they do still int and throw
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>>557700434
>Euls and arcane boots on a hard carry
What kinda fucking meta
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>>557700434
>even dota had YEARS of a meta where every single person your team built mek, drums, arcane and euls in every single game on every position
No it didn't you fucking poser. Mek heals don't fucking stack for starters
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>>557700546
the one where SF had a one shot combo from min 8 to 35 the moment he saw you and used the euls macro to instantly lift you up
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>>557699390
Fujoshis will Fujoshi, there's nothing you can do about it man
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>>557700537
>over 20
>that means 15
so you can't read.

no one cares if you like league of trannys
you have no idea what you are talking about, you have 0 clue what mobas actually play like, and you can't even make a point without outright lying.
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I feel like every hero in the game can still offer some utility even after they've fed nonstop a gorillion times

But for some reason Abrams, despite having 2 stuns, becomes the most useless worthless sack of shit whenever he's the feeder.
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>>557700616
>every hero
>Actually just a shadowfiend gimmick build that is countered by bkb/aeon disc/euls scepter
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>>557700370
writing up this entire wall of text just for almost every point to be objectively false is so embarrassingly sad, imagine being this tribal over this faggot ass genre in the first place
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Matchmaking is so bad I HAVE to spread my seven's balls all over the enemy jungle and use the stun and massive aoe ult to save my teammates in shitty fights to win a single game. If I dont play this way, I lose and wont be carried.
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>>557700669
I'm not even the same anon, also it's trannies, not trannys, retardo
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>>557700732
>"wahhhh wahhhh!!!!!"
>"league of legends is a super good moba!!!!"
>"I am super gooooood at them with lots of experience!!!!"
lmao
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>>557676636
>see adult woman
>instantly think of children
jesuss this general is something else
not even someone you could argue that you're a creep for liking like Paige or Mina
fucking Silver
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>>557700732
And trying to counter it without refuting a single point is even more embarrassing. You could have just not posted again and looked way less pathetic
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saying league of legends is not a moba is like saying street fighter is not a fighting games
...which some people on /sfg/ do unironically say but we laugh at them for being mentally ill
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>>557700850
Actually we don't laugh at them, we listen to what they have to say, nice try though.
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>>557676636
You're on like 20 levels of projection there mate
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>>557700767
no, when you are using it as a proper noun you always add the s, I just dropped the apostrophe.
or do you not understand that I was changing the name from "legend" to "tranny" because of the trannies that play it and was calling you a tranny and properly applying English to as if that was the name the entire time.
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>>557700850
Thats a shit analogy.
It's much more like saying Smash Bros isn't a fighting game
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>>557700894
nah the only people you should listen to is the japanese players, like capcom does
everyone else in the community is mentally retarded
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So why did Yoshi decide to buff Apollo twice in a row just a couple days after his release?
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>>557699390
Women are retarded and don't understand men, go figure
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>>557700850
>>557700919
smash bros isnt a fighting game
for honor is a fighting game thoughbeit.
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>>557700915
So you're saying you forgot to capitalize a proper noun.
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>>557700850
league of legends is the smash bros of fighting games.
it isn't a fighting game.

The game that started it is DotA, which is the street fighter of mobas.
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>coast to archon through mechanics
>now most games I play has everyone being hyper vigilant about respawn timers and camps and getting Sinner machines and buffs and optimizing farm in the laning stage and etc
Well this is fucking gay. I'd like to go back to my retard brawl games please. I'm losing more than I'm winning so I guess it's only a matter of time lol
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>>557699390
>anon just found out that toxic yaoi is a thing and nothing makes fujos wetter than a pair of rivals that despise each other (venator drifter is a ship for the very same reason)
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I was told this game was much faster paced than dota but my matches still last 48+ min
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>>557699390
Literally every male relationship in media is turned into homo shit. Just look at Naruto as an example, they've been shilling naruto x Sasuke for 20+ years
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Smash Bros is a fighting game, it's just not traditional. You wouldn't say Deadlock isn't a MOBA just because it's got hero shooter DNA
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>>557701105
I loved playing dota but then at one point I had a match that lasted 90 minutes and I was like, what am I doing with my life and I deleted that shit.

Now I spend 90 minutes in 2 deadlock matches instead.
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>>557683103
chill out, faggot
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>>557701110
deadlock is not focused on singleplayer/coop/party mode gameplay
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>street brawl friend logged in and invited me
>have to pretend I'm afk until he gets into a match so I can go back to regular deadlock and just pretend like we missed eachother
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Why did they have to make live service/moba/fps slop?

Valve should only make games in genres that aren't soulless
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>>557701181
It is focused on co-op, it's just focused against you. If you queue as a 4-6 stack the MMR sends the IDF esports team to rape and gape your asses
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Why the fuck do bebop bombs go through apollo's 2?
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>>557701302
over half of valves catalog are in souless genres, what is your point?
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>>557701251
>Lol I'm actually going to go eat or whatever
>Actually puts myself as offline so that I don't have to put up with queueing with shitter friends that refuse to learn
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>>557700826
Sure i will
>towers before a certain time
false
>same items every game
false if youre not shit
>game has zero macro
the average mid-diamond toplane player has a better sense of macro than most ascendant players and that's honestly being generous, this is the most egregious one of all given how the people in this game shit their pants and panic when they see graves ults push lanes too much

stop sucking yourself off
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actual question because i don't play him:
is it normal for bebops to use their ult to farm t3 camps
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>>557701416
it would be better for me if studios made more games that I would like
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>abrams player with 3 games in a high archon game
icefrog why?
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>>557701302
Valve has literally been an fps company since before you were born
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some people really be named darcy
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>>557701507
this mf never heard of Pride and prejudice
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>mvp 5/5 times in the last 5 apollo games
well at least i had fun before he gets gutted
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>>557701467
single player games are a dying breed in a world where everyone is connected online and wants to play with friends
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>>557676636
Facts. Internet is full of manchildren porn addicts who are intimidated by grown women. Even 30 year old porn actresses have to put "teen" in the title so the gooner feels safe.
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>team draft where everyone runs spirit in order to perform the best
>enemy team realizes this
>they all build spirit resist
holy fuck draft when? Like please it's fucking basic component of a moba.
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>>557701582
>45% winrate
>getting nerfed
you're delusional
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>>557701665
shit they said about release mina
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Can they do that..?
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>>557701319
it is a pvp game
you wouldn't call tarkov a coop game despite the only mentally healthy way to play it being in squads
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apollo shouldn't be able to change the angle he shoots forward after ulting, shit is way too good.
>muh buy counterspell
fuck off retard he can do this shit 4 minutes into the game
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>>557701694
where's their other boyfriend that they are in a polyamorous relationship with drifter
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>>557701769
And then once you buy counterspell he can't do it anymore
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>>557696637
I recently got to Eternus with him and I think all 4.8k spikes is really good for him
For gun you want Hollow Point + kinetic dash + point blank
T2 greens: healing booster, battle vest, then a situational slot (enduring speed/enchanters usually)
superior duration + bullet resist shredder for purples
assuming you arent super behind youre a killing machine now, and you dont wanna use your melee on people other than after a wall stun.

Fit in spirit resil/counterspell where needed, for lategame stuff I really like phantom strike + echo shard. I've deleted full HP wraiths who were up 10k souls on me with double stun. You can fit in more t4 greens if you need, crippling and frenzy are really good for him gunwise. Purple Abrams is super troll but if you're against squishy teams, Boundless makes your siphon life rape them.

Thanks for coming to my ted talk time for bed
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>>557701779
Who do you think took the picture?
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>>557698726
This general obsesses over gay people more than fujoshis fucking do.
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>>557695625
mobas genuinely bring out the worst in people, I only take them seriously when I play by myself
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Big thanks to Apollo and Celeste for making sure Graves will remain untouched, I'm enjoying stomping low elo with her.
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>>557701881
One last thing, to be clear, do not fall for the melee trap. Getting parried is way too risky. I've seen E6 Abe onetricks carry eternus lobbies with melee but you have to be insanely good.

Just buy the items I listed and delete people with your shotgun.
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>>557702103
>>557701881
Really good advice guntank abrams is the best way to play him unless you know how to cancel your heavies. But even then it's a meme and you'll be better off going guntank.
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>>557701881
>>557702103
>do not fall for the melee trap
I'm in shitlow where most people don't even know parrying is a thing and every single person tries to heavy melee you
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>>557679261
Based trvthposter
Faggot attentionwhores
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>>557702173
>Go to heavy melee
>cancel it with fleetfoot and watch the retard parry
>smirk and rape him to death
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Why were they dancing when the twin towers went down?

Also look up Ford vs Dodge 1912, and then the Dodge logo at the time
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>>557702267
That's too much work for me so I'm not gonna do any of that.
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>>557701302
>fps slop
fird perthon thooter
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>>557702267
Darcy Graves did 9/11
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>>557702267
Read up on American history. They quite literally made the USA for the Mercantile class. No literally they did and you know who are the mercantile class? The Jews. So naturally they'd be the rulers of the USA. To keep it deadlock why doesn't this game have a Jew hero? Make him tax souls from the enemy team.
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At what rank do people stop fighting outside of base at a massive soul disadv
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>read wiki
>4.8k soul item stat spikes are a thing
>check item list
>no items specifically at 4.8k souls, just 6.4k
Huh?
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>>557702619
retardbro...
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>>557701460
It used to be very normal for bebop and mcginnis to do so as soon as possible. Not sure about current meta
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I love the doormans that don't do any damage to anything or healing or anything at all, such useful teammates
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>>557702619
yep yoshit is retarded for making us buy 6400s to hit the 4.8k spike, what a failure of game design.
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>>557701460
that is quite litcherally the best use of it for most of the game
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>>557702648
>>557702721
Ok I reread the wiki it's 2 in the morning man
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>>557702779
its ok, I hope you have a good night...
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>>557701105
Lower mmr games take longer because people don't know when they have an advantage, or how to use that advantage. Also they hate taking objectives for some reason.
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DEATH IS COMING!
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seraphim brawl warden if you're in here i want you to know i hate you i hate your country i hate your beliefs and i hate everything you stand for
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>NA hours
>ERP
As usual, a general goes to shit during NA hours
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>>557702379
>To keep it deadlock why doesn't this game have a Jew hero? Make him tax souls from the enemy team.
>what is rem
He even has the blue white outfit
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>>557702845
Ever since the boosted ranks again and I got to ascendant I'm lucky enough to have games that last only 20-30 minutes. But I've recently had games last 40+ minutes which is torture. But the main difference is if my team is comming it'll be a quick game if they're not it won't. I fucking hate it. Push the damn objectives people if there is 3-4 people on green, one on blue and the other one is mia, push the damn yellow walker.
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>>557702619
one tier 2 and one tier 3 item is enough
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How much harder is dota than deadlock
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>>557703000
Equally difficult at highest level for different reasons imo.
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>>557701423
All of these are babified dota concepts and you know it.
Lol is infamous for enforcing meta, and dumbing down moba concepts. It's less moba than fucking deadlock and has been for over a decade.
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>>557701694
Me on the right
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>>557703000
Dota is more chill but can be harder to have an impact when in deadlock you can just aim harder
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>>557703000
dota players are like cultists so you wont get an objective answer for this, they all think they are magnus carlsen for playing it
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>>557696179
I seriously hate those fucking retards and the fact that Yoshi is stupid enough to listen to them seemingly exclusively
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>>557703149
I never said they werent simpler than dota.
>less moba than fucking deadlock
Deadlock is easier than league of legends. Massively so.
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>>557703000
Dota has much more knowledge requirements.
The only things harder in deadlock are aiming and movement tech.
It's technically easier to pilot your hero in dota, but harder to do it effectively, largely due to much heavier resource management (mana) and more complicated items, laning mechanics, jungle management with stacking camps etc.
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>>557703000
less mechanically difficult, more strategically difficult
deadlock is more fun though
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>>557703393
newfags are getting overwhelmed by active items in deadlock lul
imagine if we had consumables like TP, smoke, wards, salve, tango, etc...
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>>557703365
It's not just him, developers in general fucking LOVE listening to "the pros" aka 0.1% of the playerbase and will balance things exclusively around what they want
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>>557703000
dont even bother if you're going to start. Dota is the worst moba ive ever played
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>>557703000
To play dota optimally you have to mentally keep track of like a dozen different variables at any given minute like bounty runes, power runes, exp towers, Roshan, tormentor, camp stacking, warding and dewarding, smoke ganks and positioning and power spikes.

Mechanically it's easy, but higher levels are a knowledge check that takes time. It's less so that it requires a high level of skill or intelligence, but more that it requires a lot of patience

>t. Eternus 1 and immortal
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>>557703000
Dota is objectively much harder than Deadlock, I don't think anybody who played both games would disagree with this.
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>>557703306
>they all think they are magnus carlsen for playing it
unironically.
I don't think there is any other player base that is so far up their own ass about playing their game.
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>>557703876
You've never talked to fighting game players.
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>>557700231
even in emissary i end up fighting there a lot
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>>557703753
Kelvin was his love interest though
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How is this draft fair. What the fuck is this shit.

>celeste, abrams, rem, graves, warden
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>>557703796
Different types of difficulty, Deadlock's simplistic in terms of moba complexity and mental stack, but the movement tech and aiming against other people doing movement tech are not something that a dota player would just pick up in an afternoon.

>>557703943
How kind of you to mention my ilk.
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>>557703943
I have, I used to frequent /fgg/ and /ggg/ for years before moving on.
not even the xrdfags or third strike autists got this far up their own ass in elitism.
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>>557703796
cognitive/memory load yes dota is unmatched

however i seriously doubt even most semi-decent dota players realize just how mechanically demanding other games are by comparison
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>start day emissary ii
>play 7 matches
>end day emissary ii
cool i guess
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>>557704226
Yeah, the main mechanical challenge in Dota is the coordination check between 5 teammates, even the most mechanically technical heroes are shallow compared to the mechanical depth offered by other games. Dota leans much more macro and strategic than it does micro and tactical.
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I've never had a problem with Celeste, have you tried not having the aim for a 50 year old man who's never touched a mouse?
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>>557704384
>I've never had a problem with Celeste
that's awesome, ritualistbro.
happy to hear it.
Glad nobody in your subhuman elo can do movement outside of a dash, MAYBE the rare dash jump if you retards can figure out how to hit two buttons.
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>>557699064
i think your lash is bugged
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>play nothing for street brawl for 2 weeks straight
>play one regular game
>rape all the sissies on the other team
>go back to playing street brawl
Yvvvp, this is TRVE DEADLOCK.
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>>557699064
I use the bara oc lash mod
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To make apollo a more interesting character he needs to have a huge big tits curvy succubus mother join the ritual
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hoping the map gets bigger and the jungle rework has more depth so the hero shooter babies get filtered desu. the map is starting to feel tiny and it feels too easy for people to run around in and out of the jungle
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>>557699184
they better officially license 50 Cent for a Warden skin, then
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apollo's mom is graves' lich
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I'm going to make Graves a mom!
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>skins
lol
you're gonna be opening crates at 2.5 dollars each and it will give you 1/7 parts of a skin set and the crate will contain a total of 273 different items
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They're going to add more maps right
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you can kit out every single dota hero in cosmetics for like $15 total
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>>557704858
I will do anything for a skimpy Venator outfit
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>>557705025
He won't get one :(
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>>557704883
its possible at least for different patrons. Dota locked in Radiant/Dire too early on and its too late for that to be tweaked.
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>>557704072
It's more fighting game players in general. Niggas literally act like the only reason other people don't play the genre is because they're completely cognitively dissonant and incapable of taking a loss as if FG players don't make excuses 24/7.
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Silver is the type of person to have a wardrobe full of those cringe wolf shirts
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>>557705278
I saw someone wearing one of those and god must've been on my side to stop me from laughing.
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Requesting a holliday build bros I want to learn her.
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>>557705385
he probably wanted you to laugh tho
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>>557698391
Apollo deserves better than that stinky bitch
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>>557705526
a lot of people wear that kind of shit unironically in low-income white areas
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>>557700850
True, it's weird dotafag cope
League is shit but it's still a moba
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>>557699092
He's easily the best designed league character tbqh.
I haven't played since 2015 though but I heavily doubt they've made anything better since then.
Also an Illaoi like character would go hard in deadlock, Viscous is kinda close but I really want the grabs.
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>>557705278
Now that we have a female canine character, I want a male feline character.
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>>557705816
Besides foxes, male feline type furries are the biggest fag magnets around, do you really want that?
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>>557705816
>Encouraging Catboy e-faggotry
Fuuuuuuck no. This game needs less of that shit not more.
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I finally got Rem and Celeste on my team instead of the enemy and they're fucking hardcore feeding died 15 times by the 9 minute mark. Fucking god damn it.
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Even in my dreams this game is an unbalanced slog just like real life
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>>557673336
>how flexible their build options are
There are no build options. There is no flexibility. Deadlock's items are WORSE than fucking LoL.
Hell, even Awesomenauts has items and shop than Deadlock.
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>>557705210
the entire genre is just memorizing frames for the first 1000 hours and then you might get to play the game on a deeper level. such a waste of time and I'm talking from experience
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Is there even a point in playing competitive f/tps if you don't have aimbot tier aiming?
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>>557706385
There's aimlet characters
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>>557706385
do zoomers not play games for fun
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>>557706129
mrow~ :3c
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Graves string bikini.
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>>557706385
Why wouldn't there be? Do you think you have to be in the top 1% of any given skill a game requires before you boot it up? Do you think everybody you play against is going to have crazy aim?
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>>557703000
more knowledge intensive, less mechanics intensive (unless you pick specific characters)
fights are arguably easier to navigate because you're not managing a 3d space
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>>557706367
filtered
just like play game
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>>557706479
how can you have fun when everyone hates you because of your bad aim
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>>557706479
nta but no, boomers fucked them over so hard that if your hobby can't be monetized you're functionally not allowed to have it
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>>557706520
yes? if you are not the best at it dont even try
such is the expectation put on gen z
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>>557684026
>quite literally have almost no kills nor assists; just all deaths
>Lash keeps solo ulting me all fucking match
For what purpose
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>>557705426
Nevermind guys, this barrel throwing is the most autistic shit ever, and here I thought the venator trap placement was bad.
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>>557686293
>>557686352
>go no weapon damage items
>shit out a ton of damage
I don't understand. If I go full weapon damage Venator does no damage. Even on the few games I succeeded with him his 1 and 2 are only doing a small portion of my damage while most of it is left click and ult.
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>>557706680
You were probably the only dummy consistently out in the open
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>>557706479
Esports and a culture of competitive modes being pushed as the baseline/normal queue mode has mindraped the entire generation
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>>557706765
it's not that hard you just press 1 then q in quick succession
it doesn't even have that much tech
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>>557706680
>"Sounds like you're just feeding a bunch of heroes to lash."
>Anon's paige bursts into tears.
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>play Venny
>get disarmed
>literally cannot use THREE out of my FOUR abilities
Wild game design
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>>557706840
it's not entirely that
you used to just compete against your local group of friends/arcade
zoomers were born in a world where everything had global matchmaking
and that applies to jobs, dating and everything else in life
imagine if you had to compete against everyone in the world all at once just to get a wageslave job or a gf
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>>557706479
If you are bad at video games you can't get paid for playing them
If you can't get paid for playing them then you can't afford to be playing them
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>get celeste on my team
>is at 2.9k souls while the enemy is at 10k
>they rage quit
>this cost my coin

For fucks sake. Every single match tonight I have lost from either hyper feeding celestes or the enemy team having a celeste/rem getting hyper fed. Fuck off.
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Is the game going to force me to climb at some point? These games are really bad and I should be in oracle or phantom. Took a long fucking break and my Mmr reset
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>>557706989
Geist is missing!
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>>557706898
this describes a third of the roster but with slowing hex
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>>557706791
I would purposely stand in the BACK every fight
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>Get our shit kicked in
>Everyone has negative k/d
>I have the most dmg
You must find victory in the small things
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>>557706843
Ah that makes it a lot simpler, alright i'll give her a go.
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>lose lane with rem
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>>557707036
Don't like her accent.
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>>557707048
You can still deal damage when Slow Hexed, faggot
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>>557706197
trolling this hard in lane should be an elo nvke for ruining a 30 minute match for everyone
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>>557706921
Globablization is a terrible thing and ruins video games, who would've thought...
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>>557707237
Shut up and go die for Amazon
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>>557706840
>Esports and a culture of competitive modes
The entire point of those though are getting better. People just have some strange misconception that everybody in their lobbies is going to be some god gamer and built different like it's not normal to struggle a bit at a new game or as if they can't improve themselves.
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>>557706989
Sissy
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>>557707475
> People just have some strange misconception that everybody in their lobbies is going to be some god gamer and built different like it's not normal to struggle a bit at a new game or as if they can't improve themselves.
It's also not wanting to inconvenience people with your shittery
You need look no farther than here to see how irritating people find underperformers, no?
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Every time I play McGinnis I have to force myself to build spirit because the urge to make stupid gun build gimmickshit calls out to me like the fucking Green Goblin mask
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if they reset the displayed rank but kept your hidden mmr for matchmaking, would that cause seethe?
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>>557707905
You know you want to play Tesla Bullets + Ricochet McGinnis anon
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>>557706657
One of the most retarded posts in this general and that's saying something.
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if my ingame name is Nyagger, who should I main?
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>>557708050
paige
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>been playing for a week
>realize I see victor quite a bit
>swap to him and check out his kit
>realize I have not even once been touched by his pain aura despite being in melee range constantly
did everyone decide pressing 3 was for fags or what
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>>557708113
As a certified low rank retard I just forget 3 exists because so many heroes have their 3s as passive abilities
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>>557707475
>The entire point of those though are getting better
This is already a symptom of the disease. All the way up to the 2000's if you went to play some football with the boys or visit the local bowling alley on the weekend or some shit, there was obviously a sense of competitiveness but nobody was going "I gotta git good, I need to aimtrain, I need to read guides, I need to rank up!"
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>Archon 4
>Randomly get sent to Alchemist lobbies where I goatse the entire enemy team by myself
Born to play honestly
Forced to smurf by retard matchmaking
Life is a fuck
3952905402850 dead yoshis
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>combo enemy abrams
>for like the first time ever I get parried after I combo
>wonder what the average rank is
>eternus 1
surprised it never happened at lower ranks
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>>557706385
Aim characters are the minority.
Open up streams from deadlock "pros" and high ranked players. Most habe shit aim.
Game is very aimlet friendly
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>>557708234
Do you really think everybody is thinking that in like street brawl or ritualist lobbies? I also think the notion that nobody in a casual match of football ever cared about improving is kinda silly. Where do you think pro players in anything come from? They play matches with the boys, enjoy it, and care enough to get better and better. Wanting to improve at things you like is not some new phenomena.
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>>557708720
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I started to realize the braindead billy audience now switch to Rem.
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>>557706921
>imagine if you had to compete against everyone in the world all at once just to get a wageslave job or a gf
yeah imagine that, what a crazy scenario, this would never happen irl hahaha
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>>557707905
The top eu leaderboard mcginnis builds her gun almost every game, I wouldn't call it a gimmick.
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Kelvin is hitler



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