>Latest Nightreign patch notes https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032 >Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcome https://rentry.org/d5guide >How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coop https://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png >Nightlord resistances chart (now includes DLC) https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg >The main information document for Elden Ring https://rentry.org/erpasta >Character Planners https://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/ https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit >Interactive Map https://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between https://www.nightreignmap.com/en >Miscellaneous Nightreign Data https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4 >Group/Multiplayer Password erg Touch Bloodstain: >>557564970
erg is finished
Any runs going on or is it fully dead? I've been waiting like 10 min now
gg using 6th sense to normal horse
>miquella goonette is a race traitor slutbwcbros....
>>557694583because of lag*
dsg WON Trish WON nrg WON fsg WON
doesands of us doe
>>557694802won a south east asian you know what you know where maybe
erg LOST
>>557694802AIEE WYRM SAMA
erg/dsg girls tierlist based on how built they are for big black kino (BRAND NEW POSTER ADDED AS OF 17TH FEBRUARY 2026)>S tiervarreslut>A tiernyeko knyaightzulliesycjsmiquella goonette>B tiergemmylero sistermellow cardboardcupcakezdrada enjoyermonicayys>C tier3bar dollender lilies fanccnora kisaragishiftyduck>D tieryendragonzombiirellana roleplayermadison
yawn
im hearing tales about a billion dsg on their way what do we do im scared
yuh yuh
gg ez heolster. just one of those spell extension buffs made orders blade last forever
>>557697414Ggs, good thing I'm healthy because I had no negation.
>>557697581>get hit>balancer relic effect>get hit>caligo blessing>get hit>balancer relic effectTotally not fraudulent
>>557696950even with ten billion following safely behind them, all will stand palefaced all the same at the dawn of the true duskbloodchad
nt 0dps horse
>>557693289ok? they fixed it like, 2 weeks after launch
>>557698215>Dying to horseName check
when are they releasing the +500 relic limit DLC* ($19.99)*one-time purchase****additional packs cost $39.99
queue
>>557699912No job?
GGs Bloody Balancers. Thanks for carrying my ass over the finish line there. All my dodge timings were off during that boss fight. >I'll pop this shield potion quickly, surely I'll be lucky enough that we'll be in the gap from him slamming into the ground.Egg on my face for sure.
gg ed harmonia that was a close oneglad i had my ult ready at the end there>>557700213unfortunate but that was kinda funny to watch, also funny was when sal revived us right into the flower bloom so we both just went down again
>>557700279>>557700213gg had to double take when you both went down right after I revived you sad I wasn't recording at that time
damn trish you lagging like crazy
>>557700502I was recording, maybe i'll post the clip later
An S tier brahmin is queued
>>557700836Name?
>>557700548Idk what the game is smoking by making her the host
Been watching Zorban, has Raider been slept on? This character just rolls over everything even in D5.
>>557701547If a duo is queueing then whoever is the host of the duo is the host of the whole lobby
>>557702346Are you saying trish is duo queueing
>>557702308nobody knows how to build or play raider doebeit
Geegees Balancers.
>>557702308Dregs of Libra might be some sause but nah, Raider can bully everything except nightlords, which is what actually matters.
Friendly reminder souls connections are p2p, if you see something's wrong it's not necessarily on my end
>>557702308Raider is better than people think he is. Zorban is also really good at Raider so that's part of it.
>>557702693The common denominator is you, thoughbeit.
shut up tr*sh it's obviously your connection
>>557702693No it was definitely you
>>557702831>>557702871Please understand xhe lives in a brown third-world country and wants to larp as a first-world white country with advanced infrastructure
Stop bullying trish! She's doing her best!
I am not gonna respond anymore, my connection is fine, I don't have packet loss or anything. There might be a slight latency which only affects things like opening chests mostly, but it's fromsoftware co op netcode, don't expect it to be 100% stable or like LAN
dsg won doe
trishsisters... we are losing the narrative
nightreign even has lag compensation unlike base game EVEN if it was me, also I would parry chinese people with 500 ping in pvp just sayin...
>>557702741>Zorban is also really goodKys Zorjeet
Everyone knows it's your brown net trishjeet, that's why it goes to shit when you're the host.
>>557703375nuh uh
>brown laggard melty nice
even doe we're all brown
>>557703749We have a few confirmed wh*tes
bg
>>557704852What was bad about it, other than normie libra.
>>557704923i wanted ed goat
are trish and tinpo dating?
someone on /v/ said theyve been stuck at d4 for 200 hours
>>557705126link me
>>557705147>>>/v/733210142
new patch when?
>>557705126i ve been stuck at D2 for 300hrs and i am not joking
nt wending grace
I've been stuck on /erg/
D6 will introduce ds2 hitbox and gank mechanics
>>557702998>>557701547Don't refer to the underage latinx boy as her you weird faggot
>>557705982D6 is putting Manta in the pw field
Ummmm maybe I’ll q, I dunno
>>557706103Stfu asshole
>>557706103Im gonna fucking eat you
yo 340% more damage
anyone qing
>>557706081we could carry her to D5 but it would be very painful
>>557706081Would be the best way to know if someone is S tier or a fraud.
Have you guys played anything else lately?
>>557705982D6 adds the infamous infinite stamina mace knights from DS2 as well as "omni hitbox" titanite demons from DS1.
I've failed.
>>557707278Shifty wouldn't go near trish
>>557707278>>557707219You don't even play this fucking game anymore. Kill yourself
>>557707423I started Nioh 3 but I wanna finish something in NR before moving to it.
>>557707423Yeah, nothing exciting.
>>557707594I'm only the second post you quoted. I would never post something so vile
GG Dreglord. Had great luck and of course Practice Focus on the team.Check it out. Didn't use a single flask against Dreglord. Granted, we killed him quickly before he could do any of his really stupid attacks. But still.
>>557707701How? Isn't that a 0 damage team?
>>557705126normal if you're playing with randoms only
It happened AGAIN, I dreamt of heolstor
>"I sure hope nobody interrupts me while I sort out my relics">30 minutes later>Finished sorting relics.>No matches>10 more minutes pass>Sudden "matchmaking failed" message out of nowhere.ok...
qing, ni hao
Saars, a brahmin is in queue, please do the needful
ggd>already 3 barred in my first gameanother day not worth waking up into
>>557707423Lucky Tower Ultimate
Poor guy is suffering.
Would it be bad to run a physical attack maxing Ironeye? The whole poison set up is kind of annoying.
>>557711273Thats what every build does.
Bark
>>557711296That's not true.Welp, the queue is too long tonight. I guess I'll try randoms. I have points to lose.
>>557711379It is true. Every build does phys attack or magic attack or affinity attack. Every single build does this, on every character.
>>557711478Maybe you need to reread his post? He said physical MAXXING implying he doesn’t want to run poison at all which is not what every ironeye does.
I am a cute chubby sissy who mains revenant
I miss her
>>557711806I know. All builds do that on all characters. Phys +4 does more damage than poison afflicted +2 my dude.
>>557711273His best build is probably close to what practice is using aka the str respect + max hp + phys att+4 stacking, but that requires really good relics.Also, no matter the build, if you want to get full potential of any build that is not poison, you kind of have to play melee ironeye.
ggedli barely play him anymore that i've completely unlearnt the fight
>>557713409gg niceguy goat gave me a str respec deal
>>557713409>>557713532gg
>>557713409>>557713532>>557713858ggs
>>557713921>>557713858>>557713532>>557713409ggs
>>557711273>>557711379wtf, I just got carried by randoms against D5 ED Libra. I was trying out my ironeye build, and it was just ok. We had bad routing for the great hollow, which left me in a bad spot. But the revanent on our team was doing disgusting damage with a frenzy flame incantation. So everytime she blasted libra, his health stripped off of him.I just three barred and flopped around a lot. The condemned revanant was very difficult, because she could match my range with lightning spear, and then she had two different beast claw attacks. I never saw the version that just makes a circle of beast claws around her.The Duchess was halo slopping too. So between the two of them, they handled Libra. Also, they both had LLTBT and I didn't, which essentially made me bait.>>557712039>aka the str respectAh, I forgot about the respect relics. I'll see what that can do.
>>557694802>>557694985>>557696035>>557697010>>557696950Starting off the thread brown and troony I see
daily creasyjeet humiliation ritual o algo
>>557704190Cute!!! Made for for Wyldmen :)>>557708972Seek help tard
>>557694336I don't know why people take the lore of these games so seriously. “The jars are made of people” is still fucking hilarious. BB chose the (artful) carnival mask for the werewolf form. And many other decisions were even inspired by fucking Harry Potter, who has a fetus with a wand.
>>557714609>>557714489hey mass reply tranny it's way too early, you're supposed to wait until the end of the thread to do your spam
>>557714704poor guy is trying everything he can think of.
>>557714825Almost everything in BB is silly.>witches>Everything about micolash>big doods throwing rocks>mobs with pitchforks>Patches>Everything on CD>brutes with rocks>silly aliens>silly bigger-headed aliens>giant aliensIt's really hard to take seriously. But the fashion is crazy good, and even that is silly when you have the naked guy with the steel helmet. The game never stops being funny.
>>557714546You can't make fun of me anymore, I'm D5 now.
>>557714825He's getting desperate.
>>557715142What the hell are you talking about?
>>557715142People keep making fun of him so its only natural. Maybe he'll start begging for fight clubs again kek.
>You can't make fun of me anymore, I'm D5 now.
>>557715379He did nothing wrong.
>>557715076Got carried to depth 5*
>>557715379It's about Nightreign. Right now, I don't want to and can't spend money on video games. I really wanted to play with you guys.
>>557702682>>557700213>>557699912>>557703276>>557706103>>557707219God I love these characters I just really want to mating press and love them…
>>557715519then queue, i'll be on soon
>>557715549weird indian sexpest post
GG. The famous dancer + nameless seed.Jobbed hard against nameless because zero negation, sorry.Just give me either successive or charged lmao you did not have to hoard all 3 damage negation duchess
>>557716525gg fun strugglekino I don't check equipment of other people sorry
>>557716525People that can't find negations don't deserve other people's negations. Every time I've tried to help someone bad they end up getting the whole team killed.
>>557716649You have to check other people equipment retard its called teamwork
gg wending grace
>>557716785He is above checking other people's equipment.
>>557716779>t. 3bar shitter
we won but at what cost
>>557716785Sometimes its better not to even know, you seeing your team have something that you need and they don't will get you mad and tilt you even more. Just play your own game.
>>557716874gg past greg
>>557716874wait wrong game
>yoink damage negation at full with repeated evasions>spam duchess double dodgeproblem???
i can't help but laugh whenever the spic goes JAJAJA EL PRACTICOOOOOOOOO
>>557716525>>557716649funny game, that map really scales down the players in the worst way. Wylder had two empty slots and no talismans, I never found any negation, and dutchess had no fire for caligo. I think its the lack of medium POIs that makes it so slow. All the 'mini' bosses are gated in night 2 with the two castles, and even then they are awkward to route.
Sometimes I grab talismans intending to give it to someone else when I meet back up with them but when I reach them I completely forget about it and at the end menu I realize I had something like magic scorpion charm or arrow sting talismans as a Wylder or something.
I had a hearty chuckle when the night invader swung through a fucking solid wall to get you
>>557717059And only 1 night invader that game, also starting bottom left is so ass compared to starting top right.
I really notice when I take off the physical negation line from my deep relics. It honestly feels like a full negation for day one from the get go
>>557715665>>557714798>>557715379>>557714546Kill yourself terr. You will never know love.
>Jobbed to base balancers.What the heck? It was going swell, then suddenly my team started sliding across the floor, and a balancer blindsided me with a grab.And then I got grabbed.And then I got grabbed.And then I got grabbed.Honestly, it was like I was paying off a grab debt. I've been grabbed by base balancers maybe twice before. And then in one game, they grab me 4 times.
please queue now please
>>557718230>terrtroon projection meltykino
>>557718230got his faggot ass
>>5577184813/3 thank you
>>557718230Terrtroonxistas… he has a point there… maybe we should just end it…
> ED libra can cast both madness build up curse and invisibility curse that make the madness cure pick up invisible as wellWtf, this cunt
>>557718820ED Libra is straight up bullshit.
>>557718550>>557714798>>557706053>>557703668>>557703037>>557703158>newjeeterrd mental breakdown Cinema
>NOOOOOO DON'T TELL ME TO GET A JOB AIEEEEEE ANYTHING BUT THATConsidering most on this site have already cut off their dicks, getting a job would just complete the humiliation ritual and I wouldn't appreciate cousin it or benjamin franklin handling my big mac order anyway
>>557719080Who asked?
>>557718594>>557718759>>557718550>>557719031Don't reply 4 times to yourself terr obnoxious faggot get the fuck back in containment before I grab the tire iron
gg
gg nameresu
>>557719514bodied that freak well done
>>557720013>>557719514Can you stop namedropping yourself for 1 second
>>557719080>effigy shield instead of dark handcringe
>>557720013>>557719514>newjeeterrd projection meltyCinema
what elden ring
i miss her
>>557720786I hate you
>>5577207863bar doll will return in elden ring never ever
gg libra
>>557720697>>557720057Don't reply twice brown threadshitter the tire iron is right here
is it common for adel to freeze your game?
>>557720191>brown handIt isn't a cosplay
>>557720786>>557721064I miss 3bar doll.
NAH DAWS GAWDLIKE TERR
Please stop posting the same garbage everyday you schizophrenic freaks
gg disconnect
>>557723415He can't help it. Something bad must've happened in his life. He's doing this in other boards too.
>>557723415Something terrible must have happened to him irl.
Like what he stepped on a lego
>>557723454gg
zuk it up maddy it up zuk it up maddy it up
queue pretty please or Ill have to do the reze dance
>>557723415This is what we've done to him.
>>557723415trish won btw
>>557723281trvkest
Guess I’ll q for a bit
>>557694336I haven't beat Elden Ring but I enjoyed Nightrein. I'm the type of autist who needs a list of stuff laid out for me to do/need things to be linear, so I never got around to beat it. I have a friend who's going to wrangle me around like a tard in seamless co-op so I finally beat it.I liked playing Guardian in Nightrein and I really like Guard Counters as a mechanic especially given it's not in any other souls-like games. I don't own the DLC, do I *need* the Deflecting Hardtear or whatever it's called to go two-handed guard counters? I figured something like Talisman+Greatsword might feel more comfy than Sword+Board. I'm also the type of autist who goons over making builds, what level do people typically cap themselves at or whatever?
>>557724928you could be in a game rn but you're a brown bully
>>557725219>I'm autistic because I need to follow guides>I'm the type of autistic who goon over making buildsSure man whatever
>>557711858Name?
You either the kinda nigga who grinds 10 titanite slabs on your first playthrough or you ain'tSimple as
>>557723071eh, its a shame the queue is slower but i certainly wont miss her
>>557725781>t. the blocked
>>557724136shut up trish we're bombing argentina next
>>557725875nah she never blocked me
>>557725924nah I'd win
>>557723281>>557721202>>557723742>>557724565>>557725924>terrtroonjeet mental breakdownYup it’s cinema
has anyone ever had the door cutscene skip go to 2/2 even though you had 3 players, cutscene plays in full, black screen for a while, spawn in and both players leave. Attempt session loops and fails. It also just may have been the two other players leaving due to Augur, but why play the whole day 1 and 2? so confused this was only depths 3 like calm downI blame the Chinese Revenent.
annoying brown sperg shut the fuck up before i call ice to deport your ass back to your shithole country
>>557726530may your day be auspiciousIs it possible to dodge the ed dog nuke by dodging right under its sword?Can you jump the shockwave?(heolstar also)
>>557726631Something terrible must have happened to him
>>557704923Sens in the lobby, obviously
>>557726631Something terrible must have happened to him irl.
something terrible happened to me irl
Poor guy. Something terrible must have happened to h- buuuuuurp *rubs belly* ougghhh...
>>557720786I miss Jellyfish too
>>557703749Don’t project your state of being onto others faggot
>>557727473Maybe that is the terrible thing that happened to him...
>>557726209Don't talk about yourself terr
>>557727473Prove him wrong
>>557725219It’s doable but not a smart move without the tear more than a couple of times per boss fight. Also the offensive weapon with the highest guard is greatsword of solitude from SOTE
doing gaols with shifty chan!!!
>>557728612What weapon type/class should I look at then if I want the dopamine hit from absolutely raping the stance of enemies with a guard counter like in Nightrein?
Kill yourself trishjeet no one toletares you
something terrible is happening in my bowels *shits aggressively*
>>557728983That's nasty
>>557728925thrusting shield with bleed
does "improved affinity damage negation+2" stack with another of itself in another slot? AI is retarded and i'm not trusting reddit results eitherI got a phys +4 and want to know if its worth it or if i'm going to get reemed from the incoming damage difference (its JUST enough as it is, so if it DOESN'T stack I can potentially remove it, else "go fuck myself" as usual.)
gghesepcially since I had no weapons and the haloslop seems to follow me
>>557725219you don't "need" deflect to block with sword/whatever but greatshield tali, fuck huge swords with good guard in the first place, and stamina all help. I often blocked with mlgs on my main against radagon and it works. just remember you will get true combo'd if they do more than one attack in a row while you're recoiling if your stam hits 0
just reached 2k hours
gg women
gg evergaol pingers
gg normie harmonias shame I wanted to do ED with shifty!!!>>557729604gg wimmen>>557728964please don't be so rude!!!..
>>557729173Why wouldn't you trust reddit? It's the go to place for niche solutions and info>>557729385These are randoms
>>557729385haha fucking loser had to go randoms
>>557729954what is wrong with you?
>>557728983>>557728964awful smelly pantone posts
>>557730126you reap what you sow
>>557729173I don’t think it stacks ontop of each other. I’m only basing this on a memory of how negation stacking works in Elden ring where you can’t truly get 100% negation via stacking and instead get diminishing returns the more you stack. So I think it works that the first one will work as intended, take say 18% away from the attack, but then the second stack won’t make it so your taking 36%, instead I think it takes 18% away from the remaining 82% damage or something dumb
>>557729906because the ai is just grabbing every thread even if its talking about weapon passives not relics, and they're not all talking about current patch.>>557730704it for sure only stacks multiplicatively IF it does this we know for sure. I have been confused about what does doesn't can and can't stack for ages now. I just learned you can stack DIFFERENT number same thing passives last week, apparently, or same number but only certain things, question mark.it should just tell you in game.
>>557730704I love Recluse so fucking much
what kind of farewell would you like to see happen when erg's nightreign arc inevitably ends?
>>557731904erg meetup and orgy
>>557731904an apology letter to /dsg/
>>557731904walking off to sunset with shifty
I've said it before and will keep saying it: Adding Mohg to Nightreign was a mistake! He's too hard to be a Nightreign 2nd night boss. The blood areas that cover the ground are just too bs for higher depths where Uplifting Aromatics, Full HP damage negation etc. are super important! Then there's the Nihil thing... If you don't get the purifying flask you lose 1-2 heals just to keep you alive. Just stupid.It's one of the best bosses in Elden Ring but just doesn't fit Nightreign at all!
When did dingle leave or has he renamed himself
>>557732603He left once he realized he will not find games on the password anymore as he is mass blocked
>>557707094I actually doubt you would be able to, unless you guaranteed the other person who queued into the password was also from erg and you would both have to agree to NOT revive her during the nightlord/day1/day2 bosses when she's 3 bar
>>557732567I kind of agree with you, accept replace that with Triple Death Knight
>>557731904something like this with the players from here but that wouldn't happen because there's no one left who can make OC because you fags would rather ERP and schizopost all day like fucking lunatics fuck you
>>557732000nice trips see you in mumbai then>>557732270even doe theres thousands of you?>>557732441he'll leave you on your own to do shifty things sorry>>557733127be the change you want to see
>>557733127do it yourself then fucking prick
>>557733245>>557733257i can't draw
>>557733527Promptslop it
gg a bugs life very chill run
>>557733780it was ok run
>>557733527>complain>can't do shit yourselfyou are everything that's wrong with this world
>>557732567>>557733009dlc in general is horribly overtuned compared to the base game
>>5577345503/3
>>557732567>If you don't get the purifying flask you lose 1-2 heals just to keep you alive. Just stupid.just ult retard
welp I won despite that obvious random duo not following a single one of my pins ever, being clinically retarded, and having to solo places on day 2 to make up for their dumbfuckery, so, thats enough night reign for today and fuck you randoms.
>>557729906>>557729954Pretty sure I was on the password
slopreign number 1 game in bharat saars we brahmin are super fans amazing nice game
>>557733127>>557733245>>557733257>>557733527bluerg doesnt deserve it thoughbeit
>>557733127>but that wouldn't happen because there's no one left who can make OC because you fags would rather ERP and schizopost all day like fucking lunatics fuck youbased I hate these idiots too. they should fuck off back to their discord AND STAY THERE.
>>557735772every day i wish trish can be forever contained in that discord server
>>557731904None whatsoever>>557732270Kill yourself now>>557734541>>557735234Truth
>>557726689>Is it possible to dodge the ed dog nuke by dodging right under its sword?Yes. You can also sit behind him>Can you jump the shockwave?No.>(heolstar also)Yes. His 2nd nuke drops him on the spot where he starts the attack.>>557733127It would be very soulful.
>>557735494You are the best poster in the general currently. Post more like this please.
yuh yuh yuh yuh ergies be sucking on dat bbk doe
>>557736045>>Can you jump the shockwave?You can jump the little shockwaves they make when doing their nuke attacks, but they aren't "jumpable" attacks so you have to actually time it.
I wanna see titties
>>557732567I agree. I think that the forced damage is too much. It's unwinnable if your teammates are shit and your damage isn't through the roof.
revs is missing some teeth, I guess it better that way though
>>557737035You niggers are built to give me headaches.
terrjeet on mantard's stream wetefek?!?
when erg goes on manta's stream they are not sending their best. who should go and salvage our reputation?
>>557737439Terr.
>>557731904I want to see every erg boy's cock.
>>557737439sens
439not wyldsaars
gg brother and recluse, we were both running dormant katanas and we both got our purple weapon from the basement! cute
>>557733127Even if I wanted to make something it wouldn't work since there's no customisation in nightreign so everyone'd look the sameBest case you can identify someone like shifty by having him wield a staff but even then it doesn't work for the majority of players
>>557737134whats your problem dude
>>557737825I got praised for the ED Balancers win althougheverbeit.
Manta 3 barring to base adel as caster duchess is impressive
>>557737880ggs! If I wanna spam stars of ruin, should I stack magic attack +4?
darn sorry for being useless there, I was out of practice against ed balancers.
>>557737439Gremlin
>>557738286GG ED balancers, Practicoooo really is that good he doesn't skip ED Balancers now and hard carried even though he did the most hilarious shifty impression and died by himself several times day 1. dw I managed to die to the worm waves as duchess because the hill elevation and red puddles made it hard to see
>>557738264yeah the point of sorceries +2 is just buffing gravity magic aswell I believe because it counts as physical damage too
The whole "no major bosses" thing really cucked this game out of cool shit. Nothing would make people shit their pants harder than night 2 malenia
>>557737439We should send zdradaenjoyer and el practico le forma de dodger
you should send yourselves and stop gossiping like fucking pussies
>>557738629How is that gossip? By saying we have good players? Wot?
>>557738431>>557738264don't forget magma sorceriesmagic +12 is a 6% increase in damage over Sorcery or Affinity +6, it's noticeable but it's not critical and not likely to win you a fight you'd otherwise have lost
>>557738227thats why you can never let your guard down when playing with herHer ability to job to literally anything is S tier
>>557738725thats all youre good for slut playing stupid
>wyldjeet misses ult then 3bars live on streamgross creatures
>>557738476hot take maybe but 3 man Malenia would lose a lot of it's edgeMalenia really is only "that" dangerous because of waterfowl, which you can ignore a lot better in 3 mans where you can revive people sprint also means you could just sprint away from it if you're far enough away or simply pop an ult to i-frame through it or break her out of it
>>5577390605 is good though!
>>557739060Stop spamming
>throwing to crystaljeets evergaol>not even redIF YOU LAUGH
>>557738063Just write their names above them?
>>557732000>what happens if only Trish shows up
>>557738098He doesn’t like you.
>>557737550Really?
>>557739647Yes.
>>557739164If you laugh you're an erg girl
>>557738752:0 So stacking affinity +6 or sorcery +6 is more encompassing?
>>557740002Magic attack will give you higher damage but theres a handful of non-magic sorceriesGenerally you want magic attack, but affinity or improved sorceries is fine too
>>557738431i thought the only grav sorcery that did phys was rock fling
>>557738551If anyone should be going in with zdrada it's Devilgawd
>>557740550The erg power couple...
>>557740539Meteorite and Astels meteorite are split phys/magic
>>557739234>drawing 5 darkness wylders and 4 darkness duchesses and slapping a label to differentiate between themwhat's the fucking point then???
>>557741010We (/erg/) need to do an Elden Ring playthrough together.
>>557741209What if we fucked around together in seamless coop in an NG+ playthrough at level 100-120 or something?
GG baby Adel
>>557739060Brownboi issues>>557738476Most people agreeWhat we ended up getting was by and large pretty disappointing >>557736405Kill yourself
ggafinding 3 wendings and parrying his lunge into a stagger was cooleating shit on day one and stacking attacks imparied was not59 winny streak though so who cares
>so who cares Exactly, no one.
Is anyone streaming I'm...BORED
I just saw someone make the claim that college aged gen Z are suffering major literacy issues. That they can't even read their material, because collage level sentences are too advanced for them. It made me think of /erg/, and how that schizo becomes super annoyed by posts that are longer than a few sentences.
>Zorban is queuehide your winstreaks, the depths 2 pro is here
>>557742117I have noticed that people struggle to understand obviously insincere posting and jokes in general. I chalked it up to them being esl, but based on the young 20 somethings I interact with, it could also be reading and listening comprehension issues.
>>557742373Built for you know what
>>557742203Ooof thanks for the warning
>>557742203Nice, gonna get on then haven't had a match with him in donkey's years
>>557742550My posts are always sincere and I never joke.>t. S tier ergite Ytlaire
>>557742727Last I saw him playing with the thread there was drama between him and Sens over greatbows or something
I wonned
even doe zorjeet hardcarries randoids on the regular
>>557742771waow
poor shifty has to carry mantard and trash
>>557743328Shittycuck is a 3bar jobber xhimself doebeit.
>>557743328>Manta, Shifty and Trish in cute maid outfits
Trish and shifty getting carried by manga. The silence from erg is deafening
>>557739038the waterfowl would end up in the same situation as dancer's multi-hit comboexcept she can do it randomly which is even more terrifyingespecially in the depths
>>557742821Sens is a faggot, so I can see that happening
>>557742771>bronylaire>anything above a high C tierYou just did joke thoughbeit
>>557744164>AIEEEEEEEEE TREE SERPENT SAMA
I hope we get a promotional update with the Elden ring movie. Maybe if you go to watch it in the cinema you get a code for the feMCs costume. I remember watching the Yu gi oh movie in the cinema and getting alpha beta gamma cards
Sneedger leftelnid leftfreud leftsneeglius leftmonkeylord leftaugust leftabundy leftfountainstand leftgoon goon leftmonica leftweeem leftaidente toast leftmellow leftzombii leftsludge merchant leftasriel leftsens leftfae leftnyeko knyaight leftpepe leftjeppe leftalice margatroid leftnanashi leftlord autisio leftyellowjello leftgooner maximus leftukonzaemon leftterr left (for realsies)spirit leftim wyldin out leftvarious cheeses leftgodefroy lord lefthy leftsolarion leftmush leftyys leftseraphicradiance leftg_dog leftnezuk lefttide leftphilip leftdevil knight leftgallow ghost leftsurottoru leftdogshit zorban leftzane leftdingle leftveganopromedio leftzdradaenjoyer leftmari leftquintoneus leftShifty's masculinity leftblaze leftender leftpigley leftshigurenomiya leftzaborg leftgusworld leftbeans leftcry leftdoug leftordealis left100% prune juice leftquote leftmarika's tits leftroll spammer leftdao lefttranimelover2004 leftrevenantismywife leftoie lefthammy leftsalamander leftmame khan leftbarduk leftnyagger leftdeyn0d leftmiquellafaithful leftthe sote dlc team left556147157 leftIt's nyover...
are we queuing erg or did we finally switch to manta
>>557744597we are all playing terraria rn
>>557744597I’ll play in like an hour. I’m a bit worried about the Tuesday night steam thing though
>>557744597I'm queue'd Idk about that mutt>>557744736ydnptg
>>557744917I've been at 1/3 for like 15 mins you liar
I think you also got something for the 99 Pokémon movie but I don’t remember what it was
>>557745128>trish the goat
>>557745042I queued as I made that post. It looks like we need a third.
Trish has downed 20 times this game. The game has been going for 28 minutes. That’s nearly one down a minute
Actual ditzy troon lobby
GG ED Caligo. Let's not talk about that start or that whiff at the end. tinpo I thought you had your ult which is why I pinged.
gg failed snipers
>>557745238>pw so dead we have to beg the thread for a third player at 19:30 CETit's nyover indeed
>>557745384Unfortunately trishjeet is already F-tier so it won't change anything
>>557744456Something terrible happened to him irl, or so I've heard.
>>557745661Stop gossiping. Talk about the game. Now.
>>557745614didn't manage to build up the gauge for a 2nd ult sorry
>>557745506There is nothing wrong with being a ditzy troon! We’re cute…
>>557745506Its the ssris that do that to them. And the abuse growing up.
>>557745834No worries, we still demolished her.
>>557746019yeah ggs quite fun run
>>557737439>Zorban
41 wins is still 41 hours. I don’t think I have that time this week desu especially since it’s pancake tuesday
>>557744917>ydnptgWhat does this mean?
I might just be the best person in this lobbyt. Mantaergbros?! how do we ever recover
shifty you never have your ulti slot in defeating enemies fills ulti i beg you
>>557744456Why is Freud always so high in these lists, I was the better recluse in my prime. The ukon loss really hit my soul desu, top tier player
>practicing the boss is cheat-ACK
>>557746614Trish is bad yes but that statement isn't wrong if you're talking about the arena mod
>>557746614>using cheats is cheatingthanks for the input, very enlightening
Ok Shifty carrying ngl fr
>>557746614What is it about Trish that is just kind of obnoxious? Like is it because he's fakenice and has no shame? I wish I could put it into words but I'm too retarded
>>557746796Go read that post about izzat and his behaviour makes perfect sense
>>557746614this is out of context, he's actually 6bar not 3bar
I wonder if the bugs can talk irl
>>557746923The picture was taken when he 4barred
if you laugh...
>>557746538the runs are much easier if you ult constantly
>>557746742OH NO NO NO
>>557746796The way he tries to talk about himself 24/7 on an anonymous image board. It isn't accidental.
The thing about shifty is he NEVER plays like this with us, he just jobs to everything, fucks off by himself and dies to trashmobs, opens all the fucking evergaols so we have shit loot just to make the game harder. He wants to play D6 and so only tries with Manta
I’m crying. Shifty and Trish are so adorable and Manta is so special.
>>557746796Discord user, avatarfag, troon, underage, south american (chile), dota player and so on.It's impossible for a person like this to have a good personality.
>>557747085I love playing with Shifty
Send in Devil and cc
im uninstalling this game bye, im sorry for everything
Lots of drama and stuff fun to watch
Zorban I know you're reading this when you do viewer games again do it with a password not this invite only shit.I want more erg cinema
at this point you guys might as well just practice against the day1/2 bosses in the boss arena mod assuming you'll have shit damage and have to no hit the boss if you're queueing with manta
Dropped inputs suck in online games.
>>557747085I don’t think he’s doing it specifically to make the game harder; it’s more likely that he’s just an extremely selfish faggot. He already starts with the spell he needs so he only cares about clearing the Night Invaders, getting a lv2 Smithing Stone and clearing evergaols to boost his damage because fuck everyone else.
yuh
gg honseI trolled a bit by having lock on NK when rezzing with ult
gg horseI lost all my braincells after getting hit by nameless kingthanks for the carry
>>557747468Its intentional, we've discussed this before.
Trish can we get a post match review abkut what went wrong and how you’ll adjust to another loss
Trish if you hadn't have run off in that invader swamp we could have won, both me and manta had ult which would have made for an easy clear even with all those albinurics aroundThat BBK at the start of day 2 was ambitious sure but thats i was trying to pull it to the grace for revives and FP>>557747468No not really, i usually only do a couple gaols if at all
>>557746902link? for the link list
>>557747748Trish 2barred to it, died and respawned, then didn't touch the grace so he was 3barredYou did your best, proud of you(Manta was trying to blame it on you guys not rushing to the volcano boss after the final circle started closing LMAO)
Just beat my first D5 ED birds fight, I finally understand everything
Posting on /erg/ makes me feel like a girl
>>557747109I'm from argentina sorry not sorry
I'm really sorry if I said anything wrong to you :(
>>557748029That's because you are one
>>557748029>onwe know trishtinx
>>557748029Based
playing with manta while erg is watching has to be some kind of humiliation ritual
>>557747973Ah it wasn't a 4chan post it was kiwifarms https://x.com/XJosh/status/1992348701793349827
>>557748029This is a very important post and certified /erg/ culture. Sit up. Listen.
>>557747748joining a manta lobby is like having -1 person sharing drops as well, most of the time if she sees damage negation on a weapon she will pass on it and choose the passive for herself even if it's something dogshit like +25% poise and almost never checks the team's gear to see if everyone has at least 1-2 damage negation passives.
You guys know Manta reads the thread right? Shouldn't we try to be nicer?
>>557742597Yeah, large White penis, we know
>>557748774ive seen rl1 runners do some nutty strafes on both versions of the spinny moves. my mind cant comprehend it I usually just jump.
>>557748774To be fair its hard to figure this stuff out in NR without the practice mod since theres 2 people constantly pulling agro>>557747327yeah you're probably right, I should get some melee practice in for the DLC bosses
>>557742117Sounds like a claim that’s positively full of shit, so probably not something you should go around remembering randomly.
>>557747078Sounds like another poster who’s name rhymes with slur>>557744456All of these people were trans btw so nothing of value was lost
Reminder that Elden Ring is a feminist game and women are better warriors and wizards than the men. This is demonstrated by the Moon spell and the Moon staff (things only women have acquired) having higher INT scores than the runner ups (things only men have acquired). Rennala could cast Comet Azur without turning into a rock LMAO. Ymir copes about the moon bring less important when his spell costs 30 less INT looool.
>>557749242good thing the practice mod is free
>>557749304Can you supply your bot with something else to post? I'm getting bored of seeing this one. You gotta rotate your shitposts or they get stale
>>557748029>>557748529we know terrjeeta you keep telling us we get it
>>557744235Don’t go around floating random dogshit ideas like this please it’s offensive and dumb.
>>557742117you guys have become your parents. but instead of believing fox news you believe clickbait headlines
>>557749403Truth can get stale, but it’s still the Truth.Cope. Miyazaki thinks Magic is Female.
Casting primeval sorceries isn’t the same as following primeval philosophy to the letter. Rennala isn’t swapping bodies like a parasite. She isn’t Sellen. I doubt her heart has any glintstone on it.
>>557749492>_<
Sorry but Thop's barrier just BTFO your primevalslop. kneel to thops the bluntstone goat of /erg/. he's our guy. we love thops here
>>557749780Thops died for our sins
>>557749058I know what you're talking about. The blind spot is quite tight; I wouldn't try my luck if the stakes were high (shit teammates)>>557749242>To be fair its hard to figure this stuff out in NR without the practice mod since theres 2 people constantly pulling agroPlay Elden Ring then, that's how I did it.
>>557747186>cc stole Deviluh zdradasisters???!
Rennala and Rellana are really cringe characters. Notice how everyone else is suffering some form of magic corruption EXCEPT for the Carians? Miyazaki just loves them too much or something.
>>557750054o-ok
gg I hate gigadel killing my GPU with the initial dive attack and making me unable to dodge
>>557749780Thop’s barrier implies the Raya Lucarians were too stupid to make their own counter magic. While the Carians already had their own in secret.EVERYTHING points to Carians being a lot smarter than the Raya Lucarians. The amount of female/Carian favoritism this game has is just awful writing.
>>557750054They're his OCs. Rennala is barefoot and Rellana has a retarded amount of tracking on some her attacks + Carian Sovereignity's hitboxes were specifically designed to not be jumpable (because fuck you).
I know how to route about 95% of that shithole until the castle starts looking the same>>557750148Mid g EDel. What GPU you got?
>>557750196thops won. he btfo's all your stupid lore. this is just cope from a white boy
>>557750196There’s a literal barrier preventing anyone from going in and out of the academy. Thops made a redundant conspectus. It was already available.
wjust died to 1 day demihuman queen
>>557749293Same guy actually
>>557748129my condolences
>>557750261doesn't matter we still got very thiccI have a GTX 1070 OC
It’s actually really funny how obvious it is, the female supremacy, and yet the chuds just ignore it.
>>557750483shut up chud. im jestergooning
Miyazaki made the mistake of intentionally leaving the lore open to interpretation. This means I’m allowed to re-interpret his bad writing. I’m allowed to assume that primeval sorcery turns you into an uncaring crystal Buddha god-form. I’m allowed to apply further nuance to the low quality writing that is the Carian angle of magic.
>>557750668wowl....... youre so smart anon......
>>557750458>GTX 1070 OCStill rocking those? The 1080 was a good card, one of my previous was a Titan X (waste of money vs just a 1080/1080ti).
>>557750668I’m fairly certain that Miyazaki, just like George, doesn’t bother having an answer or solution to his own lore. He leaves it open and mysterious even to himself. Or maybe not. Maybe he truly has a hard idea of what the true history/narrative is.
Trish why did you make your profile private? Was that loss really enough to break you?
>>55775066880% of the ER lore crowd are female and assume that magic is female sorry; the assumption is that Sellen is an idiot, just like her male mentors
TRISH YOU ARE NOT REDDEEEEEMINNNNNGGG TRSIHHHHH SARRR PLEASE NOT RDEMEEEM
>80% of the ER lore crowd are female and assume that magic is femaleProof pls
>>557751124Every single poster ITT is a woman
>>557750884this cant be true...
Rennala obviously had help from an alien or something since women can’t do math very good at all !
>>557751124>>557751180/erg/ is a female space, scrotes need a pass to be here.
erg is for fat balding ugly bastards like me
>>557750054Poor guy is suffering.
The moon is actually masculine. It’s only superficially feminine. It doesn’t require a sorcerer to be submissive at all. This is a lot unlike the stars. Rennala became powerful on her own terms. She is dominant, not submissive. The stars would have you submit to their cancerous ruin just like a woman getting fucked in the face by the cosmic cock. To become taken over. To become a stoned out rock. Just totally checked out. Like an abused woman in a horrible relationship. Azur and Lusat are at max (99+) Intelligence because their brain were beaten into an alien/inhuman shape.The moon in contrast reflects the stars’ (the sun’s own) light, or filters its cancer radiation, and in turn is this symbolic (the two Carian sisters were close, and thus glimpsed their moons nestled together as one body) reflection of the sorcerer’s own intelligence and ingenuity. “There’s a man in the moon. Have you seen him?” It’s (You).Tldr; academia is masculine but the stars require you to be submissive; meanwhile the moon is superficially feminine and its magnum opus philosophy is a masculine or symbolic representation of the sorcerer (that moon sorcery takes up a bit more intelligence than a deep space primeval sorcery should clue you in that there’s a bit more to the moon than meets the eye) and Carian philosophy is about perfecting the self, not alien trans-humanism. Sellen even says as much when she points out that primeval current philosophy focuses on (altering the) Mind to the detriment of the (human) Intelligence. Compare Lusat’s staff with Rennala’s staff; the former boosts magic more than the latter despite its lower Int requirement, but is largely impractical or just highly situational due to an unreasonably high increase in FP/Mind expenditure.
>>557751507And how! No one is replying to his bait so he's just going to solo it. Very sad to see.
>>557751507Yeah. Ymir really is a poor guy. Imagine being born in an existence where physics favors female logic? Only a woman would think the moon is more important than the stars and deep space (and have it be backed up mechanically). Miyazaki is female brained.
>>557751712Everyone being wise to him is good but yeah its sad seeing his mental breakdowns continue.
>>557751580Why are you entertaining this awful bait? You aren’t helping, faggot
>>557751890The male-female dynamic is actually a significant part of the lore. The union of the male and female halves. There is no one sex that is “better”, per se.
>>557750884because we found out xhe is from argentina
Oh yah man the thing that forced women to evolve cyclic menstrual cycles is totally masculine bro
>>557751890He's making more posts because no one is replying to his bait. Poor guy is suffering. He's milked that cow dry in his humiliation rituals but its all he knows how to do (on this persona).
>>557694336Reddit chungus the turtle
>>557752230Thats a myth. The moon doesnt literally dictate a womans period>>557752284He should just accept that women > men in this setting (its the same in asoiaf)
I’d take this over another Malenia vs Radahn
>>557752387>He should just acceptThat isn't the lolcow way, that is why anons call it a humiliation ritual. Poor guy is suffering.
>>557752627what about trish vs /erg/?
>>557752664Being a lorefag IS suffering youre right (it always turns into schizophrenia once they realize Mike doesnt actually care about the lore or world much and theyve been chasing a ghost the entire time)
>>557752976Something terrible might have happened to him irl. Just checked his youtube and it hasn't been updated in years this might just be a ghost. I've heard about this before.
>he pointed out something in the lore that I don’t like>he must be a lolcow cutting himself or something >this means the lore is still just the way I prefer it !??!?!
>>557753140That's part of his antics, but you should know that by now though.
>>557753140newfriends are a treat. Ask yourself why everyone knew not to engage with him already.
Was gonna q but the night drive gave me a headache>>557752206Cute bug
>>557753268>>557753372This just sounds like cope to me
>>557752678erg should gangbang trish
>>557753808It is, he's desperate to try and trick people into his nonsense, if you notice no one will do it because they know who he is.
“No Kevin Bacon wasn’t in Footloose.”“What are you talking about of course h-““Nope he wasn’t.”“Rennala isn’t smarter than the founders.”“What are you talking about her spell is-““Nope she’s dumber.”You’re not making yourself look good here. It’s like you are blind to women being good at anything.
What would happen if recluse ate her young. Lorescaling wise can anyone actually cope with evil recluse? Maybe executor since he’s the next strongest but I doubt it
>>557753980I was referring to anons coping about a woman being Dumbledore but okay retard you do you
>>557754286We know buddy, anons are next leveling you.
>>557754195>Lorescaling wise can anyone actually cope with evil recluseLorescaling wise no one in the roundtable would be able to stop regular Recluse if she turned on them she's oddly overpowered
thanks for the carry TuT
gg, died to basic dogs as guardian award
>>557754286Lusat is Dumbledore retard.
gg dog shame it was regular but it was at least a decent test for fist duchessforgot to put the STR respec on so i'll have to rejig it
GG. This was the hardest ED Adel ever.
>>557754401All of them are like that. Raider has no lore importance and he could break the entire roundtable over his knee if he felt like it. They could all do that if they weren't on the same team.
>>557754195>lorecow post>weird nonsense about the 2 darkies being the strongest (lol) Anyway, here's how Wyldaryan vs Execjeet would go down.
name?
I wanna post my Melina thing but I don’t want someone to report me again and have to solve 3 captchas every lost again. I kinda feel like we’re not winning again
>>557754401Um. Gideon would dominate her. She’s just an inferior Gideon. The Nightreign characters aren’t even canon mind you.
Something terrible must have happened to him.
>>557754661Even though this is what really happens >>557694425
>>557754195Recluse uses a basic character model so that puts her firmly lower than characters who have actual unique boss models. She would get raped by Godfrey.
Even though Duchess hardmogs shitcluse already? She literally has time powers and invisibility. The executor can't carry ults, and his furry mode is weak to damage and stagger. Wylder has a chance to come back from a loss/death's door etc.
Why did they make the Scholar look like a wizard when he’s not a wizard?
Something terrible must have happened to him irl.
>>557754661Executie is attached to the crucible and has the experience of multiple lives, one of which was an 8ft Spartan I. Wylder canonically has necrotising fasciitis which has ate away his penis by the time he enters the rountable
gonna take a nasty nightreignpray for me
He's now stuck in a loop. What a sad state.
Nothing about Nightreign is canon. That Miyazaki even allowed it to happen is so fucking disgusting. It is beyond abhorrent in relation to ER. It dumbed down ER in a way that SotE (which certainly dumbed it down as well) just didn’t. The only reason why people like or play Nightreign is because of co-op. This is an attack against ER’s lackluster co-op. This is why Nightreign did good. Because the people behind it KNEW that ER did co-op very, very poorly.
>>557755162>Executie is attached to the crucible and has the experience of multiple livesHe thinks he does and thats why everyone laughs at him. Everyone has mistaken identity going on but they all square it by the end of their story, not executor though.
He's stuck in a loop now, something truly terrible must have happened to him.
>>557754852>>557755117>>557755250Are you okay
>>557755250Knowing the terrible thing happening got to him this quick is probably making someone cheese ear to ear. I didn't believe the anons programming him memes until now. >>557755254You'll hear about the Night in elden ring when you start playing it.
My entire team endorsed me and it made me really happy! When are we getting Nightreign endorsements? I want a little button to press to label someone the carry. That way we can argue about how many endorsements and carry endorsements we've all gotten.
ILOVEVAGUEPOSTING
>>557755419> You'll hear about the Night in elden ring when you start playing it.Ripping shit from ER doesn’t make it canon to ER sorry.
>>557755581You'll understand how its connected when you start playing the games.
>>557755712ydptg
>>557755556You probably have a girls name and are getting surrounded by Indians right now
No male pushed beyond 69int
>>557755845You'll get him eventually lol
>>557755712He probably knows the full lore anon, this is how he humilation rituals himself. >>557755845Poor guy is suffering.
Rennala is the smartest person in the entire setting
>>557756057Boc is much smaller.
>>557755787Nuh uh, it's because I made a wonderous mess of things as Junker Queen. All hail the queen.
>>557755387replied to dragonirian schizo award
3bugs might be the hardest boss to clutch.
Hows this for a fist duchess build? I could swap out any of the regular relics but I'm stuck with the vessel
>>557756225Whats that?
>she uses a character model therefore she is weaker than uniquely modelled npcs/bosses Um. Who the hell do you think kills the bosses? Not the people using the player models? Bernahl could take on Rykard.
>>557756309Usually signals the end of the ritual and that he's going away defeated.
>>557755250Probably the worse he's been in weeks. Anons bullying him must have took a toll on his mind.
>>557756467I think vday going poorly was a factor, he fell into a deeper pit of despair this week compared to the past. There used to be a time when he denied the danganrompian thing.
>>557756602>There used to be a time when he denied the danganrompian thing.Losing the lolcow games on a 3rd or 4th board is probably what did it to him. Imagine knowing you are a lolcow everywhere you go.
finally biting the bullet and downloading thisMy favorite Souls game was DaS2 and I never really finished DaS3, what can i expect? think i'm gonna be a mage
Poor guy. Something terrible must have happened to him.
Ok I think I’m just nervous and psyching myself out. I’ll q. Duchess naked apron sometimes. We will win
Something truly terrible must have happened to the poor guy irl.
>>557756980Lots of horse riding and almost every attack is timed to roll catch you + vastly more aggressive tracking.
>>557757257>>557757437>>557756815Indeed, it is true. Something terrible must have happened to him irl.
>>557754773>GideonA fraud
>>557756980>filtered by pontiff
>>557754648Its canon that Duchess can easily break Revenant into pieces as per her remembrance
>>557757553Been happening for a few years now. >>557757726Its all canon.
>>557757726That was Revenant de forma de basea dolla de familia. Not Revenant de forma de blanco el beasto de casa blanca
JANNIES! BAN THE OBESE TROON FOR OFFTOPIC POSTING AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!
>>557757443I see, sounds...grim, honestly. But I heard the exploration is great and I really need to visti fantastical, giant mystical lands>>557757626I had "souls fatigue" at the time, but ironically i think Pontiff is the most interesting villain of the DarkSouls trilogy
>>557754686What Melina thing?
>>557758038The open world map is great the first time around. On repeated playthroughs however it's a massive pain. You can still sprint around enemies despite the increased tracking, but it takes a bit of learning.
>>557757292Are you a girl?
Big Hat Ranni
>>557758347I can’t post it, there are traitors itt
>>557758038The combat is an evolution of DS3/BB. It's less like DeS/DS1/DS2 "boss attacks then its my turn then its the bosses turn". You gotta learn to strafe, exploit windups/feints, and use the plethora of defensive options the game gives you that aren't just rolling (ex. jumping, deflection tear, parrying, and various weapon skills like Bloodhound step, raptors of mist, and Vow of Indomitable)Also has the most variable "difficulty slider" of any souls game by far. You can make it as easy or as hard as you want without even summoning other players.
retarded range on that stupid leap, sloppy bg
>>557758347A very divisive fake lore thing so he can try to trigger the thread, he knows it won't work right now so he isn't going to bother.
gg things almost went south at the end there
Gideon couldn’t even go beyond 60 int I bet =\
good morning erg!!!
>>557759197Yeah he could. He was the all knowing.
>>557759215arent you a self harm fetish weirdo?
>>557759197He's the All-Knowing my dude.
>>557758989>>557758441thank you guys, will keep you updated
>>557759241>>557759317He only knows the meme beam. He doesn’t use any of the moons. Miyazaki probably thought he wasn’t smart enough.
>>557759302you're confusing ryaposter with trannison
>>557759215oi
GG big libra
Is Crystal Burst good in ER?
exesaars we are no..2 in the lore just because RAAA-ACK!
>>557759449He knows everything thats what All means.
>>557759536No. In fact, a lot of good NR spells are pretty ass in ER and vice versa.
>>557725219>do I *need* the Deflecting Hardtear or whatever it's called to go two-handed guard counters?yesTechnically some of the heaviest weapons in the game have decent defensive stats but I would highly recommend it. Are you a brokie who pirated the game or something?
>>557759640He couldn’t fathom Marika’s plan. It broke him. “There was never meant to be another Elden Lord. I’m sorry Gideon.”. Gideon was Tarnished, too. He KNEW Marika in life. She may have been so retarded it broke him. “Your plan is WHAT??”.WHY would Gideon even WANT the Elden Beast to be killed when he wanted to be its next loyalist?
>>557759910Name all of them
>>557759990All-Knowing innit?
>>557759910I wish ER was more like Bloodborne and Nightreign in that you could manage your spells a lot better. Blue sippies go away fast.
>>557753808It sounds like that because that’s what it is.>>557750308Terrtroon post.
benchod
Imagine if ER was made by a western company. Everyone would be making fun of the female focused lore and magic.
>>557760296Instead they just make fun of (you).
>the only people that think exejeet is the top of the meta is solofraud click baiters Ironeye actually do good dps in solo, so even then it's still not true and Wylder will have good dps and will be a staggergawd. I don't get it.
>>557760349>why aren't you bickering?!kek
>>557750054>>557750523>>557750668>>557750257truth>>557750787> Maybe he truly has a hard idea of what the true history/narrative is.occam’s razor dictates otherwise
Poor guy is stuck in a loop now. Something terrible must have happened to him irl.
>using stat requirements as proof of power level lol
>>557751890Go easy on the tard please he’ll take any any kind of excuse to shit out his chatbot text walls because he thinks it’s funny.>>557752387>(its the same in asoiaf)To a much lesser degree at least.
Was Miquella always meant to get together with Radahn? This is the biggest red flag of bad writing.
>>557760806Poor guy
>>557760806It's simple really.Nothing in SotE makes sense. It was all a dream.
>>557760349Executor is the only melee that deals a lot of damage honestly, if we ignore l2balanceslop
>>557760771He’s not wrong. Carian philosophy is masculine despite being superficially feminine. This is in contrast with the superficially masculine academia that has an absolutely feminine ethos or method. It’s perfect irony. “A woman can’t do magic!”, says the submissive wizard who willingly fucks/lines his brain with the crystallized jizz of space.
>>557760914Say that to the executor that I had with Zane (cosplaying as guardian with Wylder) against ED Adel.
>>557754195>>557755162executor would get his brown dying-of-aids holes stretched wide open by nearly any of the characters what a silly thing to say lol he’d have to turn into his gay furry form to have a chance
Glintstone really is the greater will’s cum eh
>>557755254Hit the nail on all counts. It’s a disgrace but it speaks accurately to the current state of the company that they’d do it.
>>557761013It wouldn't even be that good, he'd just defer to whatever you called him. He has already experienced an ego death so you can mold him into anything you want.There's a reason our lolcow likes the character.
wyldalits are getting uppity again
ER co-op did good if you count the seamless mod (10.5 million downloads)
1/3 depths
>>557760771>To a much lesser degree at leastThere is no (vague) indication that magic is female favoured in Asoiaf. The only seemingly female exclusive magic is that shadow assassin that Melisandre birthed; but we cannot be sure that male shadowbinders don’t exist and don’t rape women to reproduce their own.
>>557761339That mod is amazing.
I've learnt more about India's culture and caste system ITT than anywhere else, you guys are very knowledgeable about these topics
>>557760142Agreed. There was less variety but that streamlined quality made it better.
>>557757553>>557757764>>557757437>>557756815>>557756467>>557755879>>557755320>>557755117>>557754852You need to go easy on him or he’ll treat us to another meltdown of his it’s not good to milk the cow of laughs too frequently
>>557761942Poor guyski
>>557760806there is literally zero connection between Miquella and Radahn in the base game, PCR is le ebin retcon to subvert expectations
Despite being rushed to the point where they couldn’t make an actual magic system, Bloodborne still has the funnest way of playing a caster (if you’re patient enough to play the entire fucking game first to get everything, by god, Blacksky Eye could have been found in Byrgenwerth—don’t know why you have to play the entire fucking dlc to become an occultist).
>>557761249yup thats me
>>557756980>what can i expect? disappointment, if you have a head full of functioning brain cells
>>557758038>but ironically i think Pontiff is the most interesting villain of the DarkSouls trilogyYou would be wrong but it’s not the worst choice I guess.
>>557762019Look what you are doing to him please go easy this time.
>>557762157didnt you just get banned
>>557762081>there is literally zero connection between Miquella and Radahn in the base gameThey are brothers to each other and children of Marika.
holy ded q
>>557761249>terrexejeet dilation Kino
>>557762343Anon might not have learned that. A lot of the people that get confused by the story in the game miss out on a ton of details like that.
>>557762081This>>557760902This is the cope route but you can hardly blame people for wanting it to be the case
>>557762081Other than that one statue in the Haligtree. But that could have just as easily been Godwyn.
>>557762343i think he means a connection as in them acknowledging each others existence at all
>>557762343there is zero mention of any sort of interaction between them, you know that's what I meant smartass
>>557762330… from? what are you talking about?
>>557762520>>557762541Did he not make it to Morgott and see the moot chairs?
I wish there was more heraldry and politics in Elden Ring, desu, just going by George’s involvement. There weren’t enough Houses or flags.
>>557761575You’re very welcome. As much as I make fun of them they do play a rather large role in the history of PIE peoples so having to learn about them and what they’ve degenerated into today over the millennia is rather inevitable.
>>557762679The chairs that show up in the end cutscene with Miquella? He probably didn't make it that far. Or didn't understand what he was seeing that happens a lot with midwits.
>>557762216Ok it is genuinely funny how this is always the case whenever this happens what a weird guy
>>557762970People noticing is the terrible thing that happened to him, unironically. He spent months trying to fight it and finally gave up recently.
>>557762763There should have been a Leyndel-Liurnian jousting area.
gg imagine having DMG negation
>terr always incessantly brings up balding troons 3>theres a tard who spams threads about it incessantly apparently noticing…
I was so scared bros. Every geyser hitting me felt like a spike in my heart
blocked both shifty and trish after that embarrassing performance, these niggers make chinese randoms look like pros
There should have been a giant boar (with a little tiny crown on its big fat head) enemy/boss named Bobby
Was there any proof that mohgwyn dynasty and volcano manor were going to be playable covenants instead of just half-baked nothings that got scrapped 2 minutes before release
>>557763269gg horse gg dragon
>>557762367it's because this trio hogged all the recent games
>>557761424True, not really sure what he’s talking about. At the very least there’s no Malenia’s he can totally ass rape everyone barring like 2-3 people so it’s better there.
>>557763332There are no covenants in elden ring. >>557763392Thats the entirety of the passfags.
>>557763423The only woman fighter in Asoiaf who can fight at strong male tier is Brienne - and she’s explicitly got freakish genetics from her ancestor Dunk. She doesn’t even know of her relation to him. All the other “amazing female fighters” are myth and rumour sourced to the east.
>>557726530Based China hater Trish
>>557727353Kek>>557727982>>557726631Shut it terrjeet
steam maints looming. Gonna stop
>>557762970>>557763131It's sad. Something terrible must have happened to him irl.
>There are no covenants in elden ringAnd this is why it sucked Also giving everyone the same amount of spell slots Wtf
>>557763819Everyone gets up to 10 spell slots.
>>557759215Good morning.
>>557763769Poor guy. Something terrible must have happened to him.
>>557763650Shut the fuck up ESL faggot nobody likes you
any tips for doing more damage without having DLC relics?i mostly play executor, i try to have frostbite/bleed/poison/rot (my starter weapon has three of those) but i dont really have any good damage outside of that, i try to just stack damage somehow but i feel like im underestimating something like an ash of war or spellsame for wylderthese are my exec relics. the red stone on the left is just +dex +arcane and heal on roar, the deep stones mostly just have increased rune gain
I think we owe 2fa anon an apology
>>557764154you have to show your relic effects
>>557760528>genuine discussion is bickeringkek>>557760914Not remotely true, and again, everyone can do damage in solo. Fists Wylder hardmogs any version of execuck.
>>557764154invaders / roar heal / whateverthefuckelsephys 4 / phys 4 / phys 4
GG big caligo
>>557764312His (((genuine discussion))) is always some version of a flamewars. Literally every post he makes is like that.
what is going on in this thread
>>557764412"nothing ever happens" chuds VS "something terrible happened" schizos
>>557764412It's the lolcow. Something terrible must have happened to him irl.
The Mind stat should have modified spell slots/memory and should have given a lot more FP per point. The Arcane stat should have modified magic item damage (like Bloodborne) and crafting whatnot.
>>557764230the relics on the left are just the boss relics, the ones with chilling mist and invisibility on freeze, & the poison one from sentient pestlike i said, the stones on the right mostly just have rune increased and a tiny bit of +physical, nothing else of noteworthy. like just random bubbletearshow good is the bonus that makes your cursed sword deal more damage but have less defense
>>557764575They seriously didn’t know what the fuck to do with Arc looool
>>557764735i havent used it much but im honestly fine with current arcane in elden ring, it feels like it has its decently defined rolei just hope their future games are more like sekiro, nightreign or ac6 style progression (or some other new system) instead of souls stats cause its getting old
>>557764412just the usual schizo vaguepost drivel clogging the thread while deviljeet argues with his imaginary friend terr
>>557764521>>557764531>>557764412Poor guyski. Something terrible must have happened to him irl.
exejeet does no damage outside of balancer slop either? retarded cope
whats the consensus on everdark heolstor? real possibility or daydreaming?id love an ED heolstor that lets you bring than 4 players
>>557764997excuse me?>frostbite -> bleed on almost every fight>probably has poison and scarlet rot toooutside of nightlords and a select few enemies its basically impossible to have low damage as executor
>>557765060This game is not getting any more substantial updates
Some say Faith and Intelligence aren’t found in the world of Bloodborne, and you’d be right, if you see them purely as statistics to measure. But Yharnam is quite literally an insane blend of intelligence and faith. The city is one big cult obsessed with mad medical procedures. Science laced with religion.
>>557764412he finally stopped fighting the accusations and leaned into them. Everyone is joking about something terrible happening but he probably feels very open and free not having to worry about which narrative he's presenting. This is probably very liberating once the humiliation is over.
>>557765292>>557764946>>557764936Yeah, it's kinda fucked up if you think about it. Something terrible must have happened to him irl.
>>557765060Wylder and Recluse already have a darkness skin.
>>557764412Terrjeet ass ripping. Happens all the time. Welcome new friend. :)
>>557765390It isn't so bad when you realize this is the 3rd or 4th time this has happened to him.
>>557765170>status slop that needs relic setup that every character can uselol and Wylder has innate bleed on hook? With the right setup, ANY character can have bleed and frost on a starter. Wylder can have poison, frost, and bleed w/hookshot.
I was promised 6 player multiplayer in SHADOW OF THE ERDTREE. It did not happen.I was promised NIGHTREIGN ported into ELDEN RING. It did not happen.I was promised NIGHTREIGN PVP mod. It did not happen.I was promised TARNISHED EDITION. It did not happen.
>>557765624Executor can do 4 status.
>>557764589>how good is the bonus that makes your cursed sword deal more damage but have less defense35% more dmg with the sword, but after swinging you take 40% more dmg for 3 seconds refreshing as you swing
>>557764836It doesn’t have a defined role at all. The name is a bit redundant when all magic is arcane, period (this is why it should have been a universal magic stat like Mind). It worked in Bloodborne, because magic is a lot less benign and a lot more precarious (ruinous) than what is typically found in the world of Elden Ring (until you reach the primeval current and suddenly it’s a cancer silicon/rock variant of the parasitic invertebrate/phantasm shit you see in Bloodborne). Bloodborne magic is closer to dabbling since you’re a hunter, not a true academic, or occultist. They didn’t have the time to implement a proper magic system into Bloodborne due to time constraints, or just tedious developmental autism (Willem’s boss fight was cancelled because his eye summon literally broke or crashed the game, similar to that one door by the cleric beast fight), but they absolutely could have done it, since they basically did it in Elden Ring (and by that I mean some effects of magic in Elden Ring are truly horrific to the caster). Magic in Dark Souls meanwhile seems to be the most benign of all. Soul energy is not seen to parasitize the caster the way its Elden Ring equivalent (no, not runes) does, until its late stage form (crystals are solidified souls). Life/soul energy in Elden Ring is crystallized/cancer right from the very beginning. Even in its underground spiritual forms the ancestral followers are absorbing it into themselves. Becoming a lot different.
>>557765706>TARNISHED EDITIONSpeaking of, it's almost March and still no news of that. They gave up due to the Switch being a useless piece of shit?
>>557765898Arcane is rooted in archaic. It means the magic is old and outmoded, which it is.
>>557765824>setup cope>using night of dogshit ever at DoNYou don't play D5, and it shows.
Something terrible status?
>>557765995>setupbut my starting sword comes with 3 of those...
>>557765973>it's almost MarchFuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>>557766082No, it doesn't, it comes with bleed and that's it. The rest is relic cope. You do zdps without relics like everyone else saar.
>>557765624wylder can have all three of those but he will activate them infinitely slower and miss out on so much more, as opposed to the fast attacking arcane nigga>>557765835oh so if i dont swing i dont take more damage? sounds perfect for my occasional guard counter & skill
Something IRL must have terrible to him
>>557765973With any luck, yes. You would have to be very raped to even want that anymore.>>557765183Thank you for being a realist.
>practice on wylder>sens clearing his blocklistbased, ggs
Why does terr still post here all day. Does he feels he has some obligation to carry on dsg’s schizo babble
>>557765620>>557765582Yeah agreed. It just makes me wonder if something terrible must have ha- *farts and slaps my fat belly* ough I'm so gassy....
>>557766226Both activate them infinitely slower than each other after 3 procs. literally does not matter after that. An arcane build is just losing out on raw damage for slightly faster procs at the end of the day. Consistent phys quality > status slop >Hookhot is free and faster than any bleed proc from an exec swing.
>constant angry sperging>muh blocking people for playing badIs every /vg/ this bitchy? Ive never been in any 4chan adjacent group this assblasted but every vg i visit is a shithole
gg normal dino. rare pracwylder
>>557765990>Arcane is rooted in archaic. It means the magic is old and outmoded, which it is.The most arcane magic in the game, is not outdated, and doesn’t even require the Arcane stat. Arcane is just another word for esoteric, occult, etc. There’s a lot of overlap. It’s all hidden. All mysterious. The moon sorceries qualify. They’re even called occult.
Can alexander's shard buff waves of darkness dmg?which talismans buff it?is it even worth buffing its damage? or better to go other talismans?
>>557766459>after 3 procsIf you bled and frosted the enemy 3 times then 99% of the time theyre fucking dead, nigga. Unless your teammates just dont exist
>>557766471More or less, yes. Atleast for now it's still game related. Wait until the discord cliques start to form and they start to shit on the thread with their drama.
>>557766635Discord cliques? Every single 4chan related discord place ive been in was infinitely saner and happier than /vg/, i guess i just got lucky
>>557766471Yeah it's never been this bad before. Something terrible must have happened to him irl.
>>557766623>I do no damage without stacking status with relicsI accept your concession.
>>557766471Every /vg/ general either has or is plagued with at least one thread shitter who lives in them and on this website in general in perpetuity. In our case, that’s this guy >>557696035, whose home general died and is now so bitter about it he takes it out on us nearly a year later.
>>557766471I don’t think we’re as bad as most vg threads desu.
something terrible must have happened to you irl
>>557766341>sens clearing his blocklistproof?
>>557765990Arcane originates from the Latin arcānus ("secret, closed"), which is derived from arca ("a chest, box"). It historically refers to knowledge that is understood by only a few, particularly in the context of mystical or mysterious information.
>>557766814Atleast no one spams porn (yet)
>>557766814We are. We’re not as bad as the absolute worst since we still manage to stay on topic somewhat, but with the level of thread shittery we regularly go through, we’re definitely in the conversation.
>>557766635i know 99% of the people who come here regularly ignore all your posts but yeah just gotta remind you that you are one of the most insane people I have ever seen on /vg/
mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQnUni_RBKI
>>557766748am i supposed to play with 0 relics equipped?
>>557766739https://discord.gg/eTQnJMUSn3Nah, this place is a lost cause. Just look at the state of this thread. All the sane and normal posters moved on to the discord, come join us.
>>557766814We are the gold standard. This guy has destroyed a few generals with his spamming but it doesn't do anything here because we know who he is. We have power over him like he's a demon. Power isn't the right term, dominion is more apt.
>>557767065What did I do
>>557767213I think he replied to the wrong guy
>>557767213he wasn't talking to you??
>>557766486>>557766906Ok so maybe the arcane stat truly was useless
>>557766896
The character this guy uses for his thumbnails makes me horny, fucking goth bitch tarnished https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58WCsp2qYEk
>>557766928I dunno I remember smash bros general being awful. Like regular sperg outs and mob mentality when you beat one of the thread favourites. Then of course discord was where the regulars stayed while the thread was supplementary
I'm fairly positive this counts as spamming. But our worthless janitors won't do anything about it.
>>557767594ironic since you sperg out about runs, shitter
https://vocaroo.com/1eaVrLmqP8JS
>>557767530Looks ugly and retarded
how do you guys get so angry over coop videogames
>>557767841I get angry at myself when I play bad
>>557766764even doe big black kino is /erg/ culture
>>557767671True but I was one of the thread favourites
>>557767667From dealing with him on /v/ he's connected to the mods.
>>557767667>enter random vg thread>report post>entire thing gets wiped out in 1 report>enter erg>no one gets their posts deleted
>>557768232>>557768108
>>557768257sorry but theres no such thing as "him" here we are all anonymous and thinking otherwise is being prone to schizophrenia
>>557768364i am him
>>557767771post your feet
>>557767517You probably didn't deserve to be blocked in the first place. He's staying on mine, though, no time for raqe quitting griefers.
>>557767078got his ass well done>>557766748>wyldsaar seethekek
>>557767771Revenant has low dexterity, so increasing it does nothing for her builds. The scaling in Nightreign is not the same as Elden Ring so you pretty much want to focus on whatever the highest stat is for the character and lean all into that. For instance, Revenant has S scaling in Faith, so you want to focus everything on boosting Faith damage, which basically means Incantations for her. There are weapons that have high Faith scaling for the weapon and weapon arts, but that is it's own special build. For instance for Revenant you would do>Start with Lightning Spear + Dragon Cult + Lightning Attack Power + Affinity Attack Power + Incantations + Gaols + Night Invader, but you want to focus on Dragon Cult first and hopefully you're lucky to have Dragon Cult with another damage source like Lightning Attack Power/Affinity/Incantations. You can see my relic here would which be an ideal choice for a Lightning Spear build.>If you don't want to do a specific build, then your best bet would be to have +2 Incantations in all your deep relic slots, then Gaols and Night Invader on 2 of your normal relics, with the 3rd relic being a starting spell like Beast Claw or Lightning Spear since those two are by far the best ones. If you don't have a starting spell, Bell or Hoarfrost works well too. >Defeating enemies gives ult charge +0 and +1 together is also something I would highly recommend, but only if they are also on relics that have important things like Incantations +2 or with Night Invaders. Using your ultimate constantly throughout the day will help your team not die a lot especially when they do silly things like fight something that easily 1 shots them while they are under level.>If you don't have any good damage relics you can also load up on FP like the ED bugs relic and a 3+ seals gives you more FP and increased max FP on the deep relics because if you can't do a shit load of damage at once, at least you can cast a lot
What is the cutest thing in all of Souls games history and why is it the Messengers from Bloodborne?
>dodging Librakek?
>>557769519>dodging libra twice in a rowbros.... mama didn't raise a quitter
>>557769486Its the cat from DS2, obviously.
>forgot about steam maintenanceFUCK YOU GABEN
>>557769519>>557769601Nah it's steam maintenance
>>557769614>best npc in the series is in the black sheep of the souls family Damn.
>>557769450thank you so much for the advice I appreciate it and will save for reference, so generically speaking dex weapons are more or less unsalvageable for her unless they have high faith/arc scalings right?
>>557767086I don't like dingle or extremist
>>557769950You can block people on discord
>calls your character brownkek
Gonna try to climb with randos from d3 see how hard it is
>>557766471Sens playing bad is not why I have him blocked. I have him and Trish blocked because they're both spergs with bad attitudes and I have Practice blocked for constantly dodging games.
>>557769486It’s the messengers, yes.>>557767667>>557768232I genuinely think jannies get so mmh reports from here they just ignore them at this point, the rate of post deletion was way higher several months ago, something definitely changed.
>>557760296Imagine how ugly all the girl characters would be
I block zero dps sissies.So basically every birdjeets, wyldjeets and exejeets.
>>557770304most raped post award
>>557770341Something weird was going on 6 months ago. Entire threads would get mass deleted and every friday the entire board would stall with the last pos on the entire board being ITT that said>DEAD THREADIt was starting up as anon was pointing out the 2FA stuff.
>>557770304Most based post ITT so far.
>>557770440No one likes interacting with you Sens
>>557769864You shouldn't be melee'ing with rev at all
>>557770304Can you unblock Sens please? He said he's really sorry.
>>557770439But then how will you beat magma wyrm
how is /erg/ actually getting worse over time
ydptg
>>557770683what do I do when I run out of FP? all I have is a successive attacks restore FP relic and it's sort of pitiful
>>557771272we finally beat the ergies
>>557769864You're welcome <3 Yes generally dex weapons are not great for her. The truth is that you can use anything you want in Nightreign, so like if you find a good set of claws of Rev, she can still use them. It's just not going to be as hard hitting as Duchess or Executie using them. Even the halo scythe which has a high Faith scaling doesn't do a lot of damage with the weapon art on Rev and the characters who use it best are Dex based like Executie. That all said, if you're just playing low level depths like 1-2 or normal mode, and you really like playing Rev, you can play anything you want. I'd still try to stick with incantations with her and going all in on those until you feel really comfortable with the game to mess around with. If you want to use Dex weapons, use Duchess, Executie, Ironeye, Wyld man, Undertaker with her Dexterity respec. If you keep running out of FP a crossbow plus her summons does okay. She has more strength than dex, so you could try to jump bonk with big weapons to at least stagger stuff.
>>557770863Seems no difference than the last 5 months really
Is maintenance over yet?
>>557771392>>557771272Smelly troony posts>>557770438They already are that albeit
>>557771162I play beast claw rev so I am an expert on this matter. What you do is you double hand your claws and do running R2s. Alternatively you can do jumping R1s. If whatever you’re fighting still isn’t dead by a few of those, hide behind Sebastian and do your ult and spam your attacks. And if that still isn’t enough, run away to the nearest grace and get your FP back and then that should be enough.
uh oh sensisters... the narrative...
>>557771637Yes
>>557771031this is so heccin' valid
>>557771162Kek
>>557771694 (Me)Oops I'm brown and retarded haha this was actually meant for >>557771469 and >>557771031
>>557771696sounds sound to me, I know doing two standstill R2s triggers the FP recovery quicker and it takes like a bunch more R1s instead but the windup is so long I end up getting hit so often, the running R2s are so so good though it's a lifesaver and one of the most fun parts of the moveset to me
>>557772382No, you had it right the first time, im neither of those things so I know better than you
Friendly reminder to use defeating enemies fills more of the art gauge 0/+1, some of you guys never have your fucking ulti and it makes runs so much more annoying
when i take off my relics with the Rev ult deals explosion damage, activating it makes me feel like less than an insect
>>557750884Apparently xhe left the 'cord as well, I guess she finally got mindbroken and bullied out of the thread?
>>557773220That persona did.
>>557771162when you run out of FP you can't do anything with Revenant. Just focus on big bonks for stagger meter or anything that will apply status. Try not to go into the Spirit Shelter with anything less than 2 shards, so you can have 4 total for the nightlord. If a night 2 boss is really giving you guys trouble you can take from your shard stash as long as you still have 2 left
I just quickly thought about how there’s a good chance many of you are fat and it pissed me the fuck off. You cant be good at this game if you’re a little fatty and I suggest you take a break from the thread and the game until you fix your problem which by the way is something you can do without leaving the house you fat
>>557773690Imagine how many of them weren't raised thinking english.
>>557773690I'm underweight actually
>no more trishwhat did you guys DO
>>557773690I lost 60 pounds for shifty
>>557773916Kept playing goodbye horses by Q lazzarus while playing. It drove him insane very quickly.
>>557773690>plays 30 games a day>I suggest you take a breakThe ironing
>>557773220Hopefully he actually reflects this time and doesn't just come back with another retarded fakenice persona
>>557773916trish queued with manta and 6 bar'd to dancing lion
GGs Golden Uma.
>>557774258>chudknight melty againkino
ggs melee is hard and scarythanks for the carry
>>557774258hehe
>>557773690I suggest doing pushups or pullups while waiting on the queue instead of looking at futa porn or feet or ponies or whatever the fuck you guys usually do
>>557773081Why would you ever use it on Duchess, Raider or Executor?>>557773690Based fatty hater, only people who've lost weight know the hatred against fatties who use every excuse to keep shovelling food into their mouths. You don't even need to exercise, just eat less.
>>557774578As you kill enemies the ult bar builds up.
>>557774578It creates a dynamic where we can kill all the little mobs on the way to every POI and charge our ults fast which is one of the fastest ways to clear and snowball
>>557774369Hey is that a doro
>>557773916he's still here >>557771031 and he's going to come up with an excuse for why he needs to come back, such as talking about himself in the third person saying he misses himself>>557774258please make this a threadly tradition
>>557774578>duchess - party invisibility lets you clear the poi quick>raider - massive gravestone kills everything in a 100 ft radius at poi>executor - bark bark bark but no one uses that useless class
>>557774294That's it?Does manta have a pw? I will carry her on stream and definitely convince everyone that I'm S tier.
>>557774578>dutchessinvis is free damage for non-retards>raiderstuns and staggers are free damage>executorprobably bad, but also probably fun for the executor to warp across the map in dog form, its a full hp heal and *usually* a stun every time at the very least
I'm sorry but there is no way Raider's ult isn't the worst.Executor's ult fully heal himself at least, which is actually really really good.Raider does no damage and only make things worse for everyone.
>>557774258link?
>>557775103you're just going to repeat what happened to extremist
>>557775097>>557775154>duchessdoes no damage and bosses will still sperg out so melees won't be doing anything >raiderblocks your castersissy's spells for negative DPS>executor stunlocks certain bosses but why do that when you can aurafarm deflect those stormwind knights instead
You idiots really hate ulting huh
>>557775334>why aren't you bickering?!lol
>>557773690I’ve lost 60 pounds in the past 8 months and losing more so I’m almost there to normalcy :)
>>557775408I doubt it because the big difference between any normal human beings and extremist is that normal humans don't attack for 150 damage.
>>557773623>when you run out of FP you can't do anything with RevenantI don't wanna think like that!
>>557775441ahem they all give me a free ult so there's that
>>557775579
>>557775556ganbatte ozempic-chan
>>557774075>>557775556Good job!
>>557775441Bosses have predictable behavior when they have no visible targets.
>>557774258kekino
>>557775627You don't have to.If you need more than 1 starlight shard against the nightlord something is wrong with your rev build.ORyour 2 teammates are zdps shitters (it can happen, especially now)
>>557775556unironically - good job
>>557775334>exejeet ult>goodsee >>557759634
>>557774258>-izzat/erg/ might not be ready for that one yet. I pray we survive when that day comes.
I'm playing with randos and I'm still the host 2 games in a row
>>557775408Except EXTREMEBEAST is still in the 'cord with spirit intact.
>>557776140Our lolcow has been spamming it here for months nufren.
>>557776031I'm not saying it's incredible. It's probably the second worst one because it does not enhance his kit, it's disconnected.But, if you use it for heal and stagger with L2, it's a net positive.Meanwhile raider has to deliberately place himself in a way for his ult to not fuck his teammates, for mediocre damage (that shit does not even kill trash mobs in POI) and nothing else.
>>557776321your ult can't kill trash mobs? How did you mess up a simply physical attack build?
>>557776464Play raider and you will see. It's weak at low level while a full charged wylder ult at the same level will kill almost everything that is not a POI boss.
>>557776647I play him in D5. You can't kill trash mobs with your ultimate?
>>557776265good joke. extremedpsist hasn't been back on manta's stream ever since 6barring to augur
>>557776647>>557776779this could easily be proven comparing wylder and raider in the training ground, why are you both so committed? you want to end up like magic dagger anon?
>>557776984I'm still puzzled at him not being able to kill trash mobs with his ult. It doesn't make sense.
>>557776870Playing with mantard is like Depth 6, so that's understandable. Either way, extremebird is still playing on pw and in the thread and cord, not sure we can say the same about trish.
>>557776984Yeah, I just did it.Wylder, lv3, phys +11, red and blue balancer. Uncharged ult damage 333. Charged ult damage 500.Raider, lv3, phys +14 and red balancer. Ult damage 364Raider's ult is fucking ass mate.
Geegees Dogs.
>>557777078He probably doesn't know how to build.
Why does Caligo suddenly kills itself sometimes?
gg dawgs
>>557777451nice drawing I love you if you drew that
>>557770301play during chinese/japanese neet hours and you'll be fine
>>557738476A lot of people are waiting for a demigod gauntlet>>557750668Miyazaki just creates "wouldn't that be cool" lore and doesn't care about useless stuff like "does that make perfect sense?" or "what's the technical origin of this"
>>557777777
>>557775679Light mode retard detected
>>557776023>>557775859>>557775836T-thanks… it’s been rough and I’ve been kind of slacking off lately but I think I can do it…
>>557756980Elden Ring is Darks Souls 2 -2. You will love it.Quick tip: Explore north until you can level up. When you can level up, GO SOUTH. This was the original starter area and it's kind of blatant but a lot of people miss it.
>>557775859I don't need your approval fatfuck
>Zorban D5>no ergites trying to snipe himdisappointing
>>557775093sounds more like a t*** thing
>>557778510trash has been caught replying to himself several times
where is it?
first terr and now trish mindbroken and left after a particularly bad run? Poor bronwnies...
>>557777598it was fun to draw, thanks
>>557778621No.
>>557778776Same guy innit?
Be nice to trish
>>557778398I’ve never been fat, hell I came out of me mums pussy a measly 4lbs and they had to stick me under the heat lamp
>>557778867yeah
>>557778867They've been in the same run schizo-anon, you need better material.
>>557773690
>>557778867Yep. He tries to have a friend do the name change thing but it never works.
>>557779352Can't be since more people have trish blocked than terr and they'd notice if they had 2 of the same steam name blocked
>>557779352like the trish with 2 h guy?
GGs Barney.
jewy fucking sucks ass, this dude plays NR 24/7 and makes hundreds of tier lists but 3bars to basement wolf and night 1 BBH
>>557773690Sitting on this anon until he dies and making him my new family member! <3I've lost 15 pounds so far, I'm working on it, stop yelling at me ; -;
>>557777078>>557777443>t. Don't play the game but still talkLmao.
>>557780156Most of the so-called 'good' sloptent creators are frauds like picrel, the AVERAGE /erg/er mogs them to death,
>>557780378You'll eventually get him kek
>>557778405>sniping>when he is using the pwLel.
>>557780426The funny thing is, he won't. He's tried everything and it still fails.
>>557780156Yes, we know.It took him several weeks to realize that beast claw rev is god tier. That's how "good" he is.
>the shitter is also a guardian posterpoetic
>>557780357Cute fattie <3>>557778621Evidence?
>>557780621He's going to think you're me because of the image.
Oh god nearly every rando is a chinese that makes the mobs skip
>>557780150Um what the fuck is that
>decide to check in after a while>queue deadis /erg/ truly dead?
>>557781254Thriving like usual. We've got youtubers playing with us.
gg i was useless for the majority of greglord
>>557780739<3
my erg boyfriend is such a good boy
>>557780357soon our fat tranny will be a chubby tranny
>>557781341>gg i was uselessWe know.
>>557781254be ready to say your goodbyes soon, the end is nigh.
>>557782129how do i get to be an erg girl's bf?
>open zorbon>depths 1>close zorbonhow can people watch this shit
>>557782169well, thanks for the carry
Even though I'm queued and none of you are
>>557782953i wouldn't call them "people"
>>557782953He's doing another you died screen = loss challenge, so low level randoms can easily fail at picking him up if he ever goes down.
>>557782953>open stream>D1 Adel>it takes them 5 minutes to do 30% of its healthWow.
NEW MIC BIRTHDAY BIRD STREAMyungscrill69
>>557784293>terr streams unlisted: 12 viewers>extremist streams listed: 2 viewersmaybe if your stream wasn't scuffed, your mic wasn't scuffed and your gameplay wasn't griefdian sandbag gameplay then there'd be people watching
>>557784582>failed youtuber>failed streamer>gets mad at other streamerspoor guy is suffering.
>>557782880Be white, primarily
>ED libra>greatbow wylder condemned >he aims at another character>right before shooting immediately does a 180 and instant fires a weapon art charge shot that oneshots me
>>557785158Every single condemned variation is a troll from the devs there is no shame in not playing ED libra as a result.
>>557785390it's just an absurd fight, condemned attacking you and you counterattack? woops guess who dropped a triple rings under you mid attack
>>557782142I'll do my best~
>>557785484just don't counterattack
>>557785484Absolute peak is looking around and seeing you are in a safe spot then pressing a button and a libra IED explodes below you. There was no IED when you were looking around. Literally nothing can top that.
>>557785158>>557785390>>557785484>struggling with ED libra in 2026names?
>>557785390
>>557785758>>557785950Poor guy is suffering.
Literally every rando has defeating enemies fills more of the art gauge 0/+1, you dumbfucks
>>557784293You should post the actual link and go live next time brother. Here I got you: https://www.twitch.tv/yungscrill69
>>557737134This is one funny post
>>557786052Nice, our meta has made it to the normals.
>>557785158redeem the lltbt saar
GG BUG GG Gremlin nice to play w/ u
>>557786204A lot of people don't run either here and they never have their ult for POIs it's so annoying
>>557786084whoops
>>557743309>>557743559>>557745376>>557746942>>557746742>>557746541>>557745879cute as shit >>557743185doro always wins :3
>>557786290>>557786291geegee
>>557786052>Trying to decide the erg build meta for everyone's relicsI'm going to need a name so I can trust your judgement. Don't want a C tier dictating my builds after all.
>>557786390You say that but our meta has made it to the normies.
>>557786290guardian CHAD carries again I bet
>>557782142>>557785542the most disgusting posts in this shithole, congratulations
>>557738863>terr meltykino
>>557787051Shut the fuck up troonlover
>>557755556You’re so cute. Sex is needed.
>>557763272many such cases
>>557784293Your sound is broken.
What the hell is a izzat
>>557755556i got the steam's "slow clap" reward once, it makes me happy
>>557788627Indian honor basically. If you insult or threaten it they take it very seriously and make you their mortal enemy and will do everything in their power to reclaim it.
>ED dogs with no damage reduction>ED dogs with no damage reduction>ED dogs with no damage reductionbeing lv 15 with 200k in the bank means fucking nothing when literally every single attack oneshots you
