Previous: >>557245139Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moeBuild analyzer: https://sendou.inkPool code: inkgen>News• Version 11.0.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v1100• Splatoon Raiders trailer - https://x.com/SplatoonNA/status/1932422840797524219• Chill Season is on until 2/28>Media Accountshttps://x.com/SplatoonNAhttps://x.com/SplatoonJPhttps://x.com/SplatoonEU>Map Schedules and Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/>Gear, Weapons, and Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
Woomy.
More leaks NOW
My woomy starts leaking when she gets too focused on her match and gets a lot of splats.
Are you okay?You look a little worse for woomy
1girl, woomy, meme attire, impossible clothes, embarassed
Raiders news never
>>557755215Thats okay. Im sure whatever they say will just
what the fuck did they mean by this
>>557757326splat 3 was probably intended to be revealed and released much earlier, but then the pandemic happened
>>557757326>save our salmon>from grizz(?)>keep fishing like nothing changed(???)
>>557758480That'll get resolved in the wave 3 DLC, obviously.
Wave 4 will be the "sex with veemos" update.
this whole [woomy!] is foreign-looking
SAY Woomy! AGAINI DARE YOUI DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER SAY Woomy! ONE MORE GOD DAMN TIME
Woomy!
MrrreEOOW
What if I switched my ceph to a bowlcut woomy?
>>557765812She’d still be fresh.
What if I changed my woomy to a yebby
>>557765812can I have her trimmings? I am hungry for fried food
>>557767564You would be a disgrace.
>>557767564I'd like him too.
No fatties allowed beyond this point
>>557767726Boy I'm already the biggest disgrace on earth I can't possibly be any worse.
1king fish?
woomy has been leakingshe keeps ruining her shirts
>>557771353Sure, if we go over to next rotation I can still fsh for one.
>>557772223Woompening.
>>557772294Refresh
Spray shooters are fucking worthless and shouldn't make it to future games. What do you mean I can't use my main to fight? Subspam and farming specials is woman shit.
>>557772612Sexism rocks!
>>557772612sploosh would be a good addition if it has a kit Jr is allowed its niche
>>557773515Don't spend it all in one place.
i want a woomy to kill me violently
>>557774979
>>557775269goals
ggs snake status: dead
GGs
yeah i just don't think 3's hours will exceed 2's for most people
>>557773773I begrudgingly agree with Jr. Something has to be the tutorial weapon, and as it stands it just mogs all other spray shooters in both main power and kits. Sploosh will never be viable, even 2's 7 kit is only passable in the worst mode in the series.
4 won't work if it still has splatanas
Woomgenics
>>557777117No game in this series works if it has chargers
After proclaiming I had no desire to get better at Rainmaker I went ahead and watched a random guide video that seemed to be pretty thorough and recommended by a few people (on reddit so maybe not the best standard but that's all I found):https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVyZn6YyEqsOn one hand I feel like it has not told me anything I didn't already know. On the other hand, I played an X series while trying to keep the main points in mind and went 3-0 and did better than ever before.But that's probably just Nogami trying to keep me "engaged". Bet you next time it will be 0-3 (or 2-3 but still -100 points for added insult).Still the worst mode in the entire franchise either way.
>>557776163i already have five times as many hours though
>>557779075It doesn't track past 9999 hours.
>>557779154i mean that *my* splatoon 3 hours (1580+) are over five times as much as my hours in splatoon 2 (350+)
>>557779375I just have about ~300 more hours on S3 than S2>100 of those extra hours is just picture/video taking during splatfest.
>>557778936The video's description at least makes me receptive with those soundtracks and references
>worst mode>when 3 SZ exists
>>557780154*TC
>MELT THE I-A-downdownAArightA
obsessed
>>557780501>jpg artifactsI'd be crying too.
>>557780501a?
Buckets should never be given bombs of any kind.
why is /ink/ so bad in rain maker
>>557780982It has the artist name on the image.
>>557781657>durr just cheese an early advantage with bubble or vac then stall and reset for 5 minutes straight bwoPretty dopaminergic game mode.
>abyssdia in 9 days
>>557781879Thx
>>557781967>mobage
an abyssal lagiacrus just bit my yebbys ass
they should reshape her malleable head to be more tolerable aesthetically
>>557787679Callie already exists.
>>557787679do we think 4 will have an idol with a somehow even larger forehead?
>>557788060Not 4head but all chin
>>557788060It was predicted to happen
Maybe if I take yet another break I will find this game fun again...
>>557793678LMAOOOOOOOO
it's a lot healthier to just stop expecting anything you'll never be disappointed by something you had no expectations for
>>557793846that's just flat out wrong, I didn't expect shit from side order and was still disappointed
people must have some level of expectations or at least hope if they're still in a depressing general like this one
>>557793678>DoomGODS take another victory lapyou hate to see it
>>557793678>Not going to rush the game and end up with another SOFailing to see the problem here beyond doomers gonna doom.
>>557794756doomkeks will do everything to make themselves think they won when they always lose
>>557794756>rushedit took them almost 2 years to make side order, extra time doesn't mean anything when the devs are incompetent
who else is playing turf war while listening to kpop?
why did they even put splash down in the game when slider does practically the same shit? these fists are obnoxious and gay
>>557797576they just threw shit at the wall shouldn't expect any reasoning in 3whole lot of good chaos did to this game
>>557799092>Orderfags still having a melty seven years later3-0
>>557799280>haha the house burned down but at least I'm king of the pilecongrats?
>>557799627Yes. It is flawed but I still like it. I am having fun and you are not and that is why you should fondle my testes
>>557797576Deletes bombsMore total damageHits from below ledgesMelee range panic option
>>557799942all things they can just easily give to slider and have it do the same circle aoe nuke
>>557802518you cant use slider from a superjump
Is it time?
Would anyone a king fish?
>>557808556Yes. Let's hunt us a boris
>>557808781Up!
>>557809042In
King Fug 2/4
I hate freelancers so much right nowWHY THE FUCK ARE YOU RUNNING AWAY WHEN I'M TRYING TO REZ YOU FUCKING MOUTHBREATHER
Uuuuugh GGs Y. You'd think this far into the game's lifespan people would at least know how to play the game but here we are
Got time for one more?
>>557810405Lol nvm, yeaRound 2 let's do it
>>557810385I wish I could savescum that Xtrawave at least lol
>bucket blocking charger's line of sight on grillers>zap not controlling trash on grillersLosing faith in woomanity...
>>557811008Got room?
>>557811439Just finished but what the hell, opening
>>557810468Wanna jump back in again?
>>557811573Yeah why not, been a while since the last 3king fsh
>>557772612they are fun additions when their weaknesses can be compensated by their strengthsit's not that they can't fight, all three have good up close damage and good to excellent mobility and inking to gain ground on opponents or/and set them up for failure, plus all three have extra efficiency that lets them use subs more often than other weapons, and techs that let you partially mitigate the inaccuracythey do rely on their kits more than other weapons, but not necessarily for spam, and tend to actually have kits that are at least synergetic (though sploosh in 3 is kinda fucked)they are still disadvantaged, but not hopeless, the weakness combined with their extra speed to compensate for it makes them engaging to playBUTi'll take out my broken record yet again and say that UNRESTRAINED POWERCREEP has indeed rendered them obsoletedapples are hyper uber spreadfiresmost of the strengthsnone of the weaknessesstrong kits tooback in 1 aero was, genuinely, a strong pick because all the other shooters were weaker, but power levelling has left it in the dust
>>557811649Procrastination is woomyrific
Gfdi why isn't this freelancer using his specialsHow do people like this even exist when they lack frontal lobes
GG's S and Y!
>>557813950>>557811649GGs for real now M&S! Pretty brutal RNG tonight I don't know why I can't into Boris on normal tide here, his flight path always throws me off and I keep going to the wrong side of the map...
>>557814512>>557813950GGGGs cephs of the sea, very good fishan but the drizzler spam was insane todayBehead ALL freeshitters with a comically oversized butterknife
new tier list just dropped
>>557815368I do not speak moonrunesWhat do these glyphs mean
>RTEL-W4A8-25S4-H38JIs this the new Zones meta? (random find from X)
>>557815904probably gaysissybig of a poofnormalmale
>>557816071This graph though, my sides
>>557815368clash blaster really needs a nerf in this patch
need the cool touch of big chunky floppers on my skin
Leak for Splatoon 4 finally dropped, interesting new mechanic this time
>>557822367VERY good woomies.
>>557787073>>557795839good woomy
>>557822367/ink/ woomveems in these sweaters
>>557816151Oh I get it, the joke is that the tier names are laid out in reverse >>557815368
>>557823230but st/ink/ers are flat...
fat veemo ated raiders
>>557826287Fat veemo needs a liver transplantAnd (you) gotta help her!
/ink/ers with giant ink sacs
Marvelous.
>>557824094Not anymore.
>>557826785maybe she shouldn't drink all the seaweed beer at all the splatfests without paying
>>557811672Given how ceph culture is I could see beds shaped like this being sold at the Barnacle & Dime
frye feeding minigame (Splatoon Raiders) (hard difficulty)
How would you nerf superchumps?
>>557824094not my ceph
my woomy is flat and proud
>>557824094My ceph is a G-cup.
>>557836945Good veemo
>>557835679revert the last change so they last longer before exploding againit's listed as a buff so reverting would technically be a nerf
>>557845590fwye
Yebbydachi Life...>>557783969SHOW YEB.
>>557845929when you wanna be funny but don't wanna draw fingers or toes
>>557850009damned bratty squid
anyone wanna open?
>>557847790These yebbies have funny looking peepees...
alright hold still.
main system: activating [woomy!] mode
>>557852648*updates your woomy to woomdows 11*
>>557853834Maybe there IS such a thing as "too dum."
>>557852648main screen turn onwe get signal
rubbing a woomy with another woomy
>>557854459this guy ain't poor
>>557854459woomies catch on fire
>>557845929Alright next>>557850009
>>557853576stealing these woomies's flip-flops
>>557854459Wielding a woomy like a brush.
woomy kissing another woomy
>>557864219
My woomy is superstraight.
>>557865121>meme sexuality
my woomy is tired
>>557864219eromame......
>>557864664>replying with "me and who" knowing I'm absolutely unlikeable
>>557752379Why the fuck is general not called /splat/Literally never played Splatoon before but come on now
>>557868450/splat/ is too long during a time when general names were normally 3 characters long and rarely 4. It'd also be redundant for searching.
>>557868450/ink/ is a lot quicker to type
inkling pussy attack
>>557868450it is a game about shooting inkthus, /ink/bet you'll also berate us for calling sloshing machine sloshmo
erm, its /ink/ & /octo/ we want to foster an inclusive environment here
>>557870518>mochine
>>557870948>sloshma balls
Short open anyone?
>>557875570Yeah.
>>5578757042/4
>>557875793knock
>>557875570No thank you
>>557875793>clamsI'll join anyway.
>>557875859>>557875914>>557875959Opening
>>557875570Brb, my sticks are drifting.
>aimbotting 96
>>557865598I love how the usual suspects took it so seriously that they unironically call you that for only being interested in the opposite sex
what if nova had mildly homing shots
GGs open
ggs open!
GGs open!
GGs open.
>Sturgeon/BluefinNot even with a rented ceph.
>>557879181Those are good maps.
You know what I want to see in Raiders? Boss intros as good as the ones we got in 2https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNpjAuosgu8Sure the music was just a simple Wah, Wah, Wah, 4th Wah is silent, Wah but it worked so wellAnd don't forget Octo Samurai was a huge Callie fan so much he even put it in neon in his boss room
so many supposedly good maps from 2 and they chose shit like wahoo world and sturgeon shityard
should have gone with moray and kelp desu
there are no bad maps only b rank players
the truth no one wants to admit is that splatoon map design has never been goodor consistent
>>557879742sex with this veemo
>>557879742no sex with this veemo only cuddles
>>557879742Each game only has one mirrored map.
>>557879742the truth no one wants to admit is that many splatoon player have never been goodor consistent
>>557880116also true
>>557880191This isn't true at all tho???
Skill peaks out for everyone at 2200 and everything above that is latency, cheese, and hacks.
>>557881301Cheese=Doesn't exist. Poor excuse for lack of skill
>>557879742The problem is that it's been good at several points but the only consistent thing has been the inclusion of mirrored map.
>>557881453t. splatana mainuse a real gun
This shit is so ass.
>>557882589Destroying your things because your mad is based. Keep doing it.
>>557884398Anon......that image is years old its posted here all the time along with the various busted switch and the busted splat carts images.
>>557882589https://x.com/donmagusub/status/2008120738130411736
>>557882589listen to kpop while playing and you'll calm down
>>557885531Thiiiiiiiiis
>>557885531This is a splat general we listen to 8 ball music to calm down and relaxhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3e6H6pi2gY
Is it a good idea to wait to JP hours to try and rank climb? Since they have a larger competitive playerbase it seems like you're more likely to wind up with a semi competent teammate. I ask because I just narrowly won a match where we had a silver aerospray who insisted on camping sniper perches and throwing uncharged fizzy bombs at the point and I would rather not play with him again.
>>557885531>KpopFuck this retard genre, it just sounds like horseshit cringe to me.>>557887013Good pick there, anon. Might add this to a Splatoon playlist...
>>557879742Broadly true but the thing is that splatoon map design used to be FUN and now it's just Facing Worlds Cephalopod Edition.Basically what I'm saying is bring back saltspray rig, justice for the funny crane.
careful you're gonna trigger the schizo
>>557887223Yes also make sure you play on weekdays so the kids are in school
>>557887013>>557888198goblinbait
that last patch made this game significantly worse
>>557891173nah
>>557891173You don't play this game anyways.
Cheater or some weird lag? We won, but it didn't feel like in a cheat-y way. The whole match wasn't lagging either. Never encountered this before.
>>557891173>that last patch made this game significantly worseThe hit box buff made painbrush too op
>>557892291Wild /ink/er spotted. Probably just a desync.
>>557892291likely just really bad desync had this happen a couple times, but never this bad
>>557892374>Wild /ink/er spotted.Which one?>>557892414The pause after BATTLE TIME! was a little longer than usual. But I had even longer ones without any weird effects. Other than that the match seemed completely normal.
>>557892291Definitely a cheater they've been getting sneaker more lately
>>557892291that guy was probably the host and everyone else had a shit connection to him
>>557892747snakehead
>>557893937That's not him
>>557892291lag issue I've seen it happen in SR one player is still stuck on the chopper while the other 3 are already fee to move. Seen it when it takes longer to respawn at the start of the next wave than it should. This >>557893078 sounds like the correct answer.
Woomsday (everyday).
For you are ink, and to ink you shall return.
>>557895180I don't get it
>>557897192From Dust to dust we return does that make more sense to you?She is a woomangel Got it now?
>>557894981>>557893078That makes sense, and I do remember seeing this in SR before too a few times. Just weird that it would happen more often in 4 player co-op than in 8 player PVP. There is only one host per PVP match, right? Not one per team?
In other news I haven't done any bullying in a while health bar helps, but I still want it gone
This was the designated FLAR match against a much stronger team and we lost badly. The Wellstring was strong too, but then each time he would go full retard with his special for some reason.I really need to learn inertia cancel finally.
/v/tard here. Are the leaks real?
>>557900198no
>>557900198One probably isThe other is AIDS from da 'cord where the terminally online pedophiles are
>>557900356there is no discord
why do they make the veemos so sexy if they're the bad racehow can i not be captured by those eyes
>>557900708wait, what is this channel i'm in then?
>>557900819never ask an inkling supremacist what race his girlfriend is
>>557900708there is no war in ba sing se
>>557901453if made of ink then why has vagina bone
>>557902247I want Shiver to use the only bones in her body (her teeth) to maul me to death
>>557902247vagina bone, made of vagina ink
>>557902808Teeth aren't bones.
leaks doko
>>557903615nowhere
>>557903615just splat some people
>>557903615Squid flow.
>>557903615okAy :DYou you askd for itd :DDD
>>557904095omg its migu
>>557903615Yeah man, just ask this woomy for some.
>>557890489Update: I just got a gold aerospray with a Japanese name running respawn punisher. Somehow we pulled it out but I don't know how this keeps happening
>>557905575you don't do that unless your dick is huge and brimming with confidence
BRING IT BACKBRING IT BAAAACK
>>557912981What is this?
>>557913637ai slop
>>557913637Roblox
>>557913637Sfm
>>557913637nerve gas
Practice proper ceph hygieneFlop cheese is DISGUSTING!
I hate health bars
Flop Cheese vs Sucker Lint vs Inksack Crust
Mr Grizz is in the Yebstien files
>>557927331ponder the aroma
judd, and li'l judd
Need a veemo gf so bad,
>>557930269>Chuu!
>Golly Squidnon, you really don't mind that I don't have big fat floppers like those inkling girls from inkopolis?
>>557931015grossnow m octo x f inkling in the other hand...
>XCX:DE SW2 versionTook them long enough.
>>557931401Yeah I miss Nono too, what a stud. Also how did they get away with that kind of character design? Hello, kids franchise??
>>557931469when Smash? game looks rough on SW2
>>557932995Surely they'll give that game a free Switch2 update like they did for Spla3n
1king fish at rot?
>>557937142I might, haven't slommed in a while.
>>557937142Yea I was gonna ask, I'm down
>>557937205>>557937306Openin
>8 deaths randojej
Dead game.
ggs 1kang
GGSR, I'll take that pity gold.
>>557940741>>557940718GGGGs jumalauta slummy, gold is goldFreel*ncers are dragging me down, I have underperformed and dishonoured my family thus seppuku is decidedly my only salvation </3
>>557941282>nono even in the graffitidomed
>>557941753Damn you gay as fuck for him if you see him everywhere. It's over for you.
do people actually like sushi?
>>557942218You don't?
>>557942218I like some types of sushi but it has to be made by people who know how to make it. There's lots of "Asian" restaurants here that don't make it that good.
>>557942218sushi are too fish-heavyonigiri have better rice/fish ratio
>>557942218good sushi is nice. I don't have it often but there's a place nearby that has a "little Tokyo" neighborhood
>>557942218I would eat it once a month if i could.
>>557942218women do
>>557942218Never had it before
>>557945420Women like anything exotic and trendyGive a lady a bonbon from Listenbourg and suddenly you're chad to her entire friend group
I just wanted 32 damage Heavy back...
>>557946728Sorry, did you mean 32 Wave Breaker Heavy?
Chara and Gem made videos about heavy splatling so if you see people here use it, that's why.
>>557952696Still down?
>>557954571yes, room's up
open room 2/4 starting
>Tower Control on ruins >Tri-slosher spends the majority of the match sitting in base, fingering themselves.>When they decide to occasionally do something, they proceed to play like a fucking shitter.
>>557954812Knock.
>>557954812ill play if there is still room
>>557955583>>557955725room opening now
Is there any possibility of them adding nighttime stages to recon?
you will get nothing and be happy
>>557956265in 12.0.0, whenever that happens.
>>557956265Lol
Faggot game.
GGs open room
GGs openers
GGs open, rangelet weapons are such dogshit to play.
>>557959008I want this woomy to beat me senseless
>throw torpedo and advance>enemy counters with an instant exploding suction bomb
>>557955260And so, my Splatoon-centric reactions folder grows.
>>557960042>one drive
>>557960104Been trying to nuke that off my PC for a while now
>>557962941I want this veemo to beat me within an inch of my life
>>557962941You know i dont mind so much that the catlogs are now re runs. But i wish they had a lot more of these photo shoot pictures.
>>557960768The thumbnail looked like ahegao.
New publication date
>>557974507>not mar13
>>557974507>mario dayweird
>>557974507MarioGODS
Yes
Short open, maybe?
>>557977161Yes
>>557977425Alright, one moment to open up.
>>557977481Knock.
>>557978090Opening, please save us from these braindead randos.
>>557960042
how would you nerf blobblober
>>557982932>Decide to translate the text in the image with Google Translate>"Come on! It's Pishageru time!"...Legitimately w h a t-
>>557982973It fires one blob
>>557983095that's the big betrayal name.
>>557942218Yes, that's why it's my main
>>557983095
>>557984041>>557983116>>557983095It's literally part of the chorushttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMy7gvl3bXE&list=RDBMy7gvl3bXE&start_radio=1
I'm Chara I'm Chara I'm Chara Chara CharaBuff stamper and inkjet
>>557983116>>557984041>>557984351AH, makes sense. I was so focused on another tab that I'd nearly forgotten, lmao.
Have you discovered new gear set ups from playing Sheldon's Gear-Ability Shuffle?
Quick King Fish On Rotation?
>>557988526are you still interested in a king? i'll play if you are
>>557991702W3
>>557991702Oops got an early Xtrawave, so starting with fresh meter Open now
SR 2/4
>>557992613i don't get it, is it me
>>557993790I don't know lol, bad spawns and Inkbrush may as well just not be there I guess
DC?
>>557993790What's wrong anon
>soloq against 3 clanfaggotsthanks nogami
GGs, sad i sucked the game we had king but whatever, it died
>>557991702GGs SH, those were some shifts for sureJoe went fishing so that's what matters
If there's not a third kits volume 2 announcement tomorrow then you can kiss the playerbase goodbye.
>>557997075>friday announcement
The 10 bronze was just enough to buy me the last piece of Grizzco gear, now I can start collecting all the random banners.>>557996207This almost invariably happens to me, so there's balance in the world. Besides your practically soloed the second last shift.Try getting the stage milestones maybe, I think having everyone in the room start at 200 or higher filters out the worst of the freelancers.
>>557997075retarded faggot alert
>>557997423Fuck you
>>557997660fuck you!
>>557997075what playerbase
>>557997671No fuck you leather man
You ever think how most every game seems to have a fatass>splatoon = fat veemo>team fortress 2 = heavy>risky rain = artificer
>>558005926not seeing it
>>558005926splatoon is octavio or big man
xD
I didn't realize the other night that it was the first time I hit 1900 in X, I thought I already did before. Hooray for personal best I guess?I played two series in that rotation, first 3-2 gave me +83.3 points, second 3-2 gave 25.0 points. I don't understand how this works at all.2000 power never ever.
indescribable violence
Post squid butts pleaseOcto butts maybe welcome
>>558006326Fat fuck Frye
imagine if they one day shadowdropped a splatoon 1 port on nintendo switch a week before the game's 15th anniversary
>>558026586This was the most forgettable Big Run and yet it was also my favorite
WOOMIESTOGETHERSTRONG
What if my woomy shredded her flops
>>558031421She'd become a very good woomy.
>>558031421She'd become damaged and mentally ill
>>558027601why is smol shiver hotter than her mom
>>558027601shiver's mom looks like a dangerous woman herei'm a sucker for dangerous women
>>558032212She already is
>>558014917Kudos! Don't mind the gains difference, once you get close to 2000 you can't get matched with anyone higher than that so it's all minimal gains all the way through.
why do the fun challenges always get paired with the worst map modes in existence
>>558035104>make a fun challenge mode on a good map-mode combo>the game peaks for some players>they quit realising that the game will never be this good againnever give your players anything beyond the bare minimumthat's also why salmon has been barely updated
>randomshit>fun
>>558036642yeah?it's fun to adapt to a weapon you're unfamiliar with and make the most out of whatever ability you get
>>558037130it's all fun and games until you get eliter and get dragged onto the street and shot
imagine all the sheep about to buy the kanto games again.amazed it took them this long.
>>558037465what does that have to do with woomy?
>>558037509this is /nintyg/ isn't it?
>>558037781nokill yourself
>>558037130maybe if it was SO not when that rng is multiplied by 7 other players
>>558027601this is inaccurate, shiver doesn't have a loviny family.
i think harmony is neat
>>558039136Yeah. Nogami give us a Harmony amiibo.
Who among ye fsh for 1king at rot
>>558039136>>558039275I love this enemy.
>>558040013She has autism
Harmony but real...?
>>558040221she is autism
>>558041094Boys only
Me when I get my hands on her
>>558041575Moar?
Yea
you could get a harmonyor you could get a mystery box, anything could be inside it, even a harmony
110 days until it has officially been a year without any new information regarding Splatoon Raiders
>>558048986we're getting a direct in march btw
woomies are pinkwoomies are bluei love woomysyou love woomys too
sending woomy directly to you
>>558051183source: your ass
>>558051741screencap this.
>>558051695
>>558051884sent ;)
>>558053747this is a white website
you're a kid now
>>558056652That looks like an adult woman to me.
Raiders news today
>>558053747Let her goYou're hurting her
>s*ndago back
Salmon Run Third Wave should have a Helldivers style global metaprogression so grinding past your 1200p rewards gives you something other than ability chunks
Anyways, here it is. fresh for 11.0.1.
>>558065571what shitter made this tier list
>>558065571>crabtank>good
>>558065705whoopsie. >>558065717@NoriFPS 4400X player.
>>558065864just call him Mr.Stamper
>>558065864What a bad player lol they're terrible
>>558065864>the slap on sblast's wrist wasn't enoughshocking
>>558065864>4400XP ranks chumps as S i don't believe you.
>>558066742I get what you mean but as always, japanese tierlists favor zones.
>>558066742while pro players opinions are valuable (though less so as a random tierlist with no context), they're not infallible
>>558066742It's probably Inkline AFK farming chumps and never running out of ink.
>>558054401shut up ballin?
me and woombys
https://twitter.com/_gongdal/status/2024319424300458332
This is a third rate game with a fourth rate meta.
that counter-push was a wee bit premature of them
>>558070559and splatoon 2 was fifth rate
>>558072876lmao?
squishy squooshy woomy floppas
>>558073373
>>558072975sorry, sixthmaybe even seventh
hey can you keep an eye on these and make sure no stinky squids get them? thanks.
>>558075529I can't I'm trapped in a tornado!
Evens inkling odds octoling, next digit evens male odds female.
>>558077837Ouch worst option
>>558077837Nice best option
female octolings are for femdom
>>558078318female octolings are for gentle loving
Quick doodle for you folks.>>558041575Oh hey, that's me.
hugging paruko and taking poison tick damage
>>558080118miau
>>558080118Good parko.
flopshredders
>>558083347
>>558083347What about them?
>>558083347>>558087682Flopshredder Mechanic
>>558088902I'm afraid she'd get nothing done.
Is Deltranny back yet?
>>558091074not relevant until spl4t, don't worry about it *wink*
>>558091074fucking who?
>>558092942I think he meant to post on /vp/.
>>558092942nono
>>558066742It’s something you’d only be able to understand if you’ve played Robo SZ in a top 2000 JP lobby
Would u make out with this octoe
>>558035102>Kudos!Don't. >once you get close to 2000lol. lmao.I was gonna say that whenever it's the end of season I feel more relaxed paying because I have nothing to lose anyway and can not care about the result. But as soon as I do have something to lose I just can't not care. So whatever, fuck this game as always.
>>558111693No she's not my girlfriend.
>>558112119She could be but evidently you're too good for girlfailures...
>>558112672>loved idol>girl failureYou have a weird line of what a girl failure is.
what's the deal with her teeth anyways
>>558111693I only make out with anemones sorry
>>558114059>Lonely loser who got rejected by her own friend group more than once>Canonically a quiet indoor person behind her cold bitchy mask>States her parents are disappointed in her/"don't approve" of what she doesSounds like a girlfailure to me
>>558111693tracing circles around the rims of her suction cups...
>>558111693I want her to pair her face traditionally and recite flowery Japanese poetry for me desu
>>558127505*paintGod I'm so down bad for this octo slut
>>558127749
would woomy make a good petwould woomy make a good pet for woomy
>think of hosting a short open before I go for a jog>eeltail zones
>>558134543Any Splatoon music while jogging?
>>558134781Dunno, I just put on eurobeat.
>>558134781or kpop
Odds Spl4t will carry tag progress over and let you keep the titles and badges you've earned in 3?
>>558136504Best you can do is letting you start in B- rank instead of C- again.
>>558136504LOL
>>5581365043 having those was a mistake.
>>558136504I'm not 6 starring Dynamo ever again, god please.
>>5581365040. The same reason why gear didn't carry over from 2 to 3. They want every player to start out fresh.
>>558137204lean mussel mass...
>>558136923cosmetics don't matter
>>558139485>gear>cosmetics
>>558136504no chance at all, but they might do the gold licenses again.
Is Splatoon's gameplay patented or something? Why are there fifty new Smash clones releasing every year, but no other territorial shooter?
>foamstars already forgotten
>>558141237You could argue that Splatoon is more popular in Japan than it is everywhere else and a fuckton other arguments, but the real reason is more and more smashfags getting into game development and convincing companies that their own fresh and unique take on Smelee is the key to financial success. Probably why you see dog ass Mahvel clones popping up left and right as of late.
>>558141237All those Smash clones suck colossal ass and any number of hypothetical Splatoon clones would too. Would actually be harder to be original about it because the concept of squids shooting paint they can use to swim is just too perfect>>558141494Also this lmao
>>558141237Because no one wants splatoon but tendies.
>>558141237splatoon hasn't gotten bad enough to where people want to make their own with drugs and hookers
>>558141494Crayola Scoot?
>>558141237All the smash clones look bad though.
Splatoon isn't popular in the west, Smash is.
>>558144348Funny how Splatoon (pedo game) is predominantly played by non pedos while Smash (non-pedo game) is overwhelmingly played by pedos
>>558144412Yeah but we’re stuck with lgbt faggots instead.
I just want to have fun again.
>>558144832There is no difference
>>558144412both are played by pedos thoughever
>>558145004When did it die?
>TRANS WOMEN ARE WO-A-downdownAArightA
PB 0/10
>>558147675I wish callie would assault me.
>>558147675American pilled fucks
>>558147675obsessed
>>558147675Trans women are women. And women are subhuman.
Who is this Mystsquid that is trying to join the PB
>
>>558149208The lost woomy
yeah i'm trans (kid to squid)
>>558149581More like weyyo and there is a good reason he's not able to join
>>558150492Cringe, this ISN'T MIDDLE SCHOOL!
>>558149208The game doesn't show who tries to join...
I may be retarded, because I don't feel a real difference between pro controllers.
>>558150783Well, you're banned from my birthday party
>>558151786can i still come?
>>558152415>>558151786I didn't even want to come to your stupid party ANYWAY
I miss him bros I want him back
>>558152653I too miss Booyahboy.
>>558152771Were you aware he is on the fr*nchoid server
>>558152850>ServerLink?
please pick someone else as an equalizer, these are so one-sided
>overtime for 5 seconds that ends the second i touch the rainmakeruhhh... what?
>>558152653I too miss whacka
>>558152653i miss dual squelcher
>>558152653I miss IAMUSORRY
>>558152850I only use Ventrilo, sorry.
The host chooses who the host chooses.
>>558152653i miss ramirez.
>>558153342Salty squids
>>558154962It's "The Salty Splatoon"
>>558152771>>558152850And why should we be mad at him for being places? He's the best salmon host we have.
yeah sidetail is a huge red flag honestly
>>558156960?
>>558155105>full of minors Gross
>shoot at squigger point blank>hear five landed shot sounds>diefun pb
>>558157258the healthbars, they don't really help eh? only give false hope
>>558157198There are minors on /ink/ too
>>558158354even more if you count mental age too.
GGs everyone. Thanks for playing.https://litter.catbox.moe/eimqgk0lozdch7ak.flacDuring the last week's credits song that used BWV 847a Praeludium C minor, in the second measure I was playing an Eb instead of an E which seems to be the most commonly accepted note. This is because the two versions I grabbed from IMSLP both had Eb written and seem to be the only versions with Eb. All other versions of it have it as a . I have revised it.https://litter.catbox.moe/aal9firedjpq86t9.flac
GGs pb
ggs pb!
GGs!
>>558159402You will never be an artist, your singing sucks. You can't play the guitar right. We will not entertain your delusions.
GGs pbers
>>558159402GGs, thanks for hosting.
>>558159542Stay blocked bozo
nakey parukey
>>558159440Good veemo.
>>558159542>saying stuff like this and still wondering why nobody likes youYou're genuine evil that doesn't deserve an ounce of pityBegone
>>558159402Your credits songs have a healing effect and are the brightest part of my Splatoon week, even when I don't join the PB. Thanks for always doing this (and for hosting obv).
>>558160192You people will miss me when I’m dead.
this general is dead lil bro
>>558160614Lol>>558160641He will never give up on us, we all rent free in his head.
Wish I were dead bros.
>>558160687If you're dead you can't watch new Chara videos.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuFZ8CWE54Q
>>558160687*kills you*
/ink/ isn't your personal psych ward
i'm mentally eel
Fun 1v1 in that TC match SH, too bad someone else cut it short lol
>>558161181SH used to be in his friendgroup
How do we exorcise this annoying ghost bros, how can someone that isn't even here anymore still haunts us a year after.
by ignoring any and all posts from or related to himit's really not that hard
>>558161916Nah we're not doing that.
/ink/ will be dead till the thread reaches page 9 anyway, he will lose interest and leave
which emote win/lose points for each teammate using it as well?the scene bow gets less cool the more players use it but the dab gets more crushing
>>558162873????
>>558163306Ignore him, it's the fr*nchoid saying nonsense.
post woomies
>>558166589
>>558167524>posting filthy Octs and yebtrash
forced meme
>>558167904shut the fuck up fr*nchhturd
not your boogeyman
>>558144412One look at the plaza will disabuse you of this notion
>>558168119You will never belong here anymore
>>558168317You lost
>>558168491You never won
we are in desperate need of raiders news
>>558168769Tinted shades should be removed
>>558168769When the world needed them the most, they vanished.
>>558169381>all four were considered by far the best kits on the weapon>three of them got straight upgrade kits in 3>the one that didn't got a gigantic buffman we didn't know how good we had it...
>>558169524I watched Zone streaming SR one day and he had gyro turned off...
>>558169381all of these kits are in splatoon 3
>>558169381I am mad we got that fucking Emberz Dynamo kit over booyah bomb.
>>558170069?
>>558170069
>>558170213>base sloshmo is that but better>base dynamo is that but better>luna blaster neo is that but (slightly) worse>forge pro is that but better
>>558170350so all those kits aren't in splatoon 3.
>>558170350>mochine
>>558170350>base dynamo is that but betterByb actually gave you a tool to displace backliners which are the biggest filters of dynamo. Me and another dynamo main wish we got the kensoid kit instead of what we got.
>>558170920I hate marker on most everything but on Dynamo it would've worked quite well for mobility. Instead we got a throwback to the shitty vanilla kit from 2.
>>558171183the vanilla kit in 2 was mine/ray what are you talking about
>>558171395Close enough, couldn't even remember the sub because it was that shitty.
1king fishler?
>>558171183anondo you fucking realise how fucking stupid dynamo would be with markerand that's without even taking the return to splat1 stats into account, even the "balanced" s2 dynamo we've had up till now would've been absolutely fucking busted with markeri know that 3 has shifted people's perception of what is acceptable from a balancing standpoint, but i tell you, they stick marker dynamo in tomorrow and you'll ALL scream for it to be removed the next day
>more headcanon
>>558171897go into the firing range and see how far dynamo does 60 damage. that's your oneshot range now.
>>558171819Because it does so much for Swig, which already had a better vert for poking up until this patch.
>>558172108it does a LOT for swig, almost as much as burst does for carbonmarker swig is majorly slept on desu
>>558169381Kind of wild there has never been a brella with booyah
>>558172678What's wild about that
>>558172678They already have a fuckton of survivability, they're probably afraid they'd make something that's too unkillable for shooters.
>>558172678there hasn't been a brella with booyah because ngmi refuses to give undercover kits, and the rest (especially especially tent) don't deserve booyah because last thing you want is battle extension on something that already doesn't die
i just want specials in general to be somewhere between win buttons and suicide buttons.is that too much to ask?
>>558167769Woomtrannies like you are a disgrace to society.
>>558173136inkstormmissilesinkjetzipcasterkrakenwailwavebreakerchumpscreenbaisically all the second-rate specials relegated to "we don't want this weapon to be good", minus splooshdown because it's a suicide-but-still-win button
>>558173458Half of those are "I win" buttons
>>558173136There aren't really any suicide buttons anymore now that reefslider is good, even screen has some merit (that being griefing your teammates). The problem is being at the mercy of matchmaking because of the special RPS dynamics so you have matches where you lost at loading screen because there's nothing on your team that deals with bubbler for example.
>>558171719I can play. Gimme a couple minutes to get ready.
>>558173980screen combined with point sensors can be deadlytoo bad there's only one weapon in the entire game that can provide both for itself
>>558174108Lemme know when ready. I have half a meter too cause I've been freelancing.
>>558173945maybe inkjet, a lot of shorter-range guns struggle to handle its buffed speed, nerf it to how it was in 2 and it's just fine, high skill high risk specials like it and zipcaster should be the staples of the special rosterkraken is not as baitable as in 1 but still easy to shut downchump is lowkey overtuned but it's not a win button>>558173980there are clearly two (and a half) tiers of specials in the game, and the top specials are all "brute force an x situation with little/no/specific counterplay" kinds of specials
>>558174215On.
>>558174109hydra can be pretty deadly with the screen, but it would much rather have either of the other two far more powerful and easily applicable specials, especially since the third one with bubbler released which is almost entirely superior
ggs quick 1king very golded
>>558175403GGSR!
