Previous: >>557821804>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Sakura Chiyono O (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Sasami Anshinzawa (Pal), SR Tamamo Cross (Guts), SSR Riko Kashimoto (Pal), SSR Tazuna Hayakawa (Pal)Current CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mMain Story Chapter 5 is out02/13 - 02/19 - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Valentine Taiki Shuttle (3*), Valentine Sounds of Earth (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru, SSR Neo UniverseNew Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagsuma.guidenewfag guide in progresshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
Digitan LOVE
I am posting my bro in the global thread!
Are you ready?
>break the record three times in a rowYOU HAD ONE JOB SUZUKAONE JOB
Shiraoki will bless your pulls today!
GRASS LOVE
>aelred threadno thanks
A Teiofag captured in the wild!
>>557844943>same one imagedude if you want to make curren OPs at least get some more images
back from my 3 day time out for using naughty words on /uma/PS I hate all Chiyono O fags now
It says here in the trainynotes that today is Sakura Chiyono O's birthday.What a revelation!
I LOVE MY CUTE IMOUTO!!!!
Only a few more hours!
im ready to WIN
>>557844943>A basic guide for newfags>uma.guide>newfag guide in progressOh I see you are trying to add it again huh?
>>557845205remember that she stole her trainer's shirt
>>557845085My cute and sleepy wife and oshi Agnes!
Tachyon wife.
Curren thread#KawaiiCurren
>stallion based umas are more feminine than mare based ones?
>>557844943>thread baked by Aelred again>same image again and againBruh...
FOUR MORE HOURShttps://youtu.be/hkq2qia1Bnw?si=s4idYrck9DMqsVH4
>>557845362sloptuber fans trying to shill their dogshit gaslight website
>>557845362Can you faggots stop bitching and crying about everything? Hey you know what? VF also likes the uma game? Why are you playing the Uma game? Are you a fucking VF discord faggot?
>>557845426They need to try harder while the other ones are naturally feminine
>>557845426That is a straight up lie.
>>557844943>A basic guide for newfags>uma.guideVandalized OP, can someone make a new one?
>>557845520Holy melty lmao
you all hated me for baking ryan breads... and this is what you get....
>>557845496HOPELESS>>557845618And I still hate you I'd rather have this low effort whore
Back in my home board we use threads until it literally stop breathing
@557845520
>>557845628IS THAT?!!?!!!!!!!!!
>>557845520Are we seriously letting these faggots make our threads?
>>557845593You only had to BEE>>557845773>>557845773>>557845773
>>557845693Shan’t use the Indo thread
>>557845563Oh yeah?Explain this image then.
genuinely, what does cooking have to do with one's racing ability?
>>557845752Yeah bwo people that like the VF endorsed Uma game are making Uma threads. wtf we need to stop this
>>557845853Coping mechanism
>>557845628
>>557845805Thank fuck
>>557846008Stop bumping this thread retard
>obeying autists throwing a fitThis thread is pathetic
>>557845457>obsessed
I will be spending 30k carats today wish me luck bros
>>557845457This guy is giga based, turned Mambo into a meme club, bullied the Mambo Danchou and now he's forcing /uma/ to be a VF general
>>557846341vBourbon comes home today
>>557844943I regret finding and posting this Curren image
>>557846535why?
>>557846413>turned Mambo into a meme clubAlways has been
>>557845087
>>557846694>>557846767I saw that
>>557846868You saw nothing
>>557845205>>557845365>don't care for her>start hearing this story>instantly start liking her morei'm a simple man
>>557845853Cooking has to do with not being like her mother, her mother is bad as cooking.She didnt say anything about racing.
>>557847169>good cook>warm heart>ojou-samaKingu is great
>>557847169You know athletes do more than compete right?Having hobbies adds depth to her character
>>557845853It correlates to one's raping ability
AHHHHHEnough with the propaganda!
>>557845472>sample
>>557845853rolled omelet is basic as fuck though..king pls
>>557847807Show me 5 of your own rolled omelettes RIGHT NOW
are we rolling for choco bobo
>>557847807Japanese rolled omelets are much harder to make
>>557845628AWOOGA
>>557847995yes
>>557845853room temperature IQbro...
>>557847576
Doto is evil?
>>557847995Kept 30k minimum set aside for months just for her
Where is robot semen demon?
>>557848271
>>557848510Always was
>>557848657
>50 posts in>an autist cries because of a link>some fucker bends the knee, probably himself, and makes another thread>everyone follows>the new one is more alive than this oneMaybe we should merge this thread with jp, it can't get any worse
Dad was a supercar. Mom was a sedan.
>>557848510At the very least she's a giant pervert since irl Doto was so pussy addicted he would kick down a fence to get to a mare he saw on the other side
>>557848926LMAO
>>557848926They knew what they were doing.
I think in global it should be called Blaze a New Trail so we can abbreviate it BANT
>>557849073Why not Create a New Trail and make it CANT
uhhhdoes umalator take mood into account or do I have to multiply stat myself?
>>557848905don't tempt fate anon, it can always get worseMaybe I shouldn't have tried to have a little fun with the OP, didn't think anons' panties would get THAT twisted, sorry about that
>>557849182Kachi-dev's umalator does. Has more features but it's uglier so not a big deal
>>557849325Kachi what now
>>557849417kacheez nutz
>>557849417This thinghttps://kachi-dev.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/It's superior because it has dark mode on by default
>>557846413Thank God it wasn't my casual club
>>557849417https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=Kachi-dev%27s+umalator
My club is disbanding...
>>557845247
>>557849594In the middle of the month?You guys are idiots
>>557845247>3 day time out for using naughty words on /uma/......what did you say? good lord it must have been awfultell us please
>>557849594Mambros what do we do now...
>>557849594Are you guys having a club disband orgy
>>557847807that's the joke
so is umamusume stuck just adding random generation umas without lot of their gen mates for the near future
I put my Summer Maru in her OG outfit.I think it's hotter.
>>557848510
>>557849960Mambo
>>557850173I did too, and for exactly the same reason. Her red uniform is pure sexo
>>557848510yessee this proof
>>557850284
>>557848510>>557848725Wow, Tm. Opera O spreading lies now. New low.
>>557850062for the near future? its been the case for a while. golshi is an example.
Wait did /uma/ disband where is everybody
>>557849960557410945
>>557851223Discord
>>557851223Uhh bro?? We're all in Kyoto for the /uma/ meetup... weren't you invited?
>>557851223This is the VF thread the /uma/ thread is somewhere else
>>557851430Gay>discord will die next monthLmao
Alright. I feel like I already have a decent amount of trainees and cards. How do I go about in building specific umas? I can't seem to get Chiyono to S and I feel like it's an issue with my parents (Dober / borrowed Oguri)
>>557845457the worst thing is that i told him to fix the image but he's constantly posting in with skin color dot
>>557851095New fed spyware just dropped
umamusume doing the dreamworks face
>>557851791I liked that new jp valentine scenario's smug suzuka
>>557851678that's a shame, it's a good image aside from that fuckupI'd fix it myself but I'm a shoplet and can't make the colors match, so the 'fix' is obvious
>>557851893your ms paint pick color tool bozo?
>>557851893you're not a shoplet you're just lazydozo
>I'll be in Japan in March>but I won't be up in Hokkiado so I can't meet old man DotoWell dang. Any of them live near the Osaka/Kyoto area and allow visitors?
>>557851526It deserves to die, but mentally ill people will tolerate it, thus allowing it to usher in the era of online ID. Once one company "gets away with it", the rest will rush it to make their EU overlords happy Umamusume.
>>557852475Back to IRCI vote for a fake one where all the shitheads can lurk and a real one where we can share our uma porn and talk about the game I guess
>>557851319I disagree with you but regardless, patriot
>>557851319How dare you talk like that about our janniesWell done
>>557851319ahahahahahahahahah I remember that postI take my hat off to you sir even though I love dogsUmamusume
>>557852389don't think so, iirc most breeding and retirement farms are in hokkaidoyou can go to the Hanshin racecourse on the 1st (Tulip Sho) and 7th (Hochi Hai Fillies’ Revue) for G2 Trial races for Oka Sho, 22nd for G2 Hanshin Daishoten or 28th for G3 Mainichi Hai
im gonna to roll on my phone and pc at the exact same time so i get two chances for a good roll each roll. 400 rolls for the price of 200. im a genius
>>557853379@umagrok does this work
>>557852389Anon just go take the train, it might be you or anyone else's last chance to meet him.
>>557853424YesOn different accounts obviously
Nothing to do for two hours and there's no willpower left for me to change my behaviorRecommend me video essays or movies I can passively absorb until CM is rigged and Bourbon drops.
>>557853510>just go take the trainneigha that's like a thousand miles
>>557853424Interacting with one client disconnects you from the other one. The act of navigating to the role page on one client would cause the roll button on the other client to give you an inactivity notice and kick you back to the title screen.
>>557853713wait so you mean the times I've been randomly disconnected for inactivity despite being active someone else is stealing my account?
>>557853807yeah that was me
>>557853662>2 hoursI'll do you six better.Strap in. In you're in for an emotional roller coaster.https://youtu.be/O9wG5jGP32M
D-Did the cripple uma fuckers leave yet?
>>557854076I haven't scaped since I was in grad school and I swore I would never touch it again.
>>557853662veritasium JUST posted funny cancer rock vid
>>557854119AAAAAAAH STEP ON ME WITH THE WHEELS PLEASEEE
but what if I stack Lead the Charge, Furious Feat, On Your Left, and NSM on Digitan
>>557853672was going to call you a retard, but looked it up and it's 1500 KM give or take, ~950 milesStill worth it, desu
>>557854265she will overheat and die
>>557854137You don't have to touch it. Just enjoy the truly cinematic experience that is swampletics. I've even got non-scapers to watch it it's so good.
>>557854265Natie or Oguri won't finish their event chain.Believe me I've tried.
>>557854119are all cripples anal coded or is it just me
>>557854076>12 hoursinsane>>557854137I used a friend's computer and got my very casual 11 year old's account hacked and never recovered it.Couldn't be assed to replay it even if I can subscribe/pay for the paid features as you kind of age out of the whole "lose weeks or months of grinding on death" types of MMOs
>>557854076i stopped watching swampletics after the incident with his bitch.
>>557854520>lose weeks or months of grinding on death" types of MMOsI don't remember that aspect of scape...
>>557844943>A basic guide for newfags>uma.guide>newfag guide in progressReally? I wouldn't even be mad if it's an actual completed site but isn't the case
I don't think I ever used a front runner for CM
>>557852475A lot of people just won't verify. They'll stay flagged as kid accounts and just do all of their porn posting on their second Twitter account.Also, supposedly a lot of accounts will just be Auto detected as adults based on their language and discussion patterns, account age, etc. My discord account is 10 years old this year. I would be shocked and appalled if I got restricted.
>>557854898I used a runaway Suzuka on that one CM (she barely won)
What are you saving carats for?
save?
carats?
>>557854661It isn't really an aspect of RuneScape unless you're stupid enough to bring everything with you into the wilderness. There are very few situations. Since they implemented gravestones 20 years ago there's been very few situations where death would actually result in the loss of all of your items. 5 minutes is typically more than enough time to re-gear from your bank, grab some teleports, and get back to your stuff.If his deaths took weeks to recover from, he was either a stupid noob, or a not very good PKer.Fate/Grand Umamusume
>>557855130Next uma Bamboo Memory, next support card idk, Maru speed? Mr CB wit?
Your favorite uma is shit!
for?
>>557855130THIS what are your pulls for this year?
You're favorite uma is great!
Your favorite uma is average
Your fave uma is cute in one way or another
>>557845457
Your favorite uma is Curren!
I don't know shit about support cards. I only really know what runners I want to roll for.BourbonNeichaHeliosTurboMarvelous>Neicha Vivlos and Cafe all back 3 back gonna fucking kill me but it's like 2 years away so it's fine.
>Finish career>Connection error>Kicked to title screen>Have to do the cuckwalk to list of veteran umamusume to check sparks>1* GutsI will never forget this humiliation
i just throw ten pulls on random bannersi make umas based on my whimsi am a group b regularthat is my life
>>557855785you faggots love drama more than highschool girls, do you know that?
so who here is posting in both threads and who is only posting in this one
There's multiple threads?
>>557856053I didn't know there's another thread. No wonder this one is so fucking slow. Time to go post rice shower images in the other one.
>>557856036It's more fun than the game currently
>>557856053I'm posting in boththis one will probably get b& because less replies, but it's much comfier, all the youtuber autism is in the other thread, which is ironic given how it was youtuber autism that made anons move in the first place.
>>557856159Almost as if following the whims of a retarded crybaby only made things worse
I didn't see another thread linked and you didn't link it either and I'm not going to the catalog to check if it really exists or not.
>>557856089multiple?
>>557856053I'm lurking only here
Where can I get better quality png's of the alternative costumes? I already checked both wikis and the resolution isn't good and they have white background
>>557856385post full glassless hayahide
>>557856430
>>557856363>>557845773
>>557856570how did 375 neighas find that thread when it was never linked in the old thread
>>557856551glorious
>>557856634They passed a witcheck that you didn't
what horses are you guys going to mutate for the dirt CM
>>557856760Yeah okay, so I'm a retarded failure. I can't do anything right. Yeah so I didn't fucking graduate high school. Okay so I'm a worthless failure that deserves to be dragged out behind the shed and shot. Does that make you feel good pointing these things out? Because it sure doesn't make me feel good.
>>557856907Tempted to mutate Suzuka, but it hurts me when she loses, so I'm not sure
>>557856907what the fuck is a horse
>>557856964
>Mambo 275>Autis/uma/ 409Ohhhh nyonyonyo...
>>557856964Calm down VF we know
How many Kings do you think will manage to win A Finals?I'm hoping to see lots of King victories in 2 hours.
>>557856907I finished my pace dirt Brian and dirt Hishiama but I'm feeling overly ambitious so I'm in the process of making a late surger dirt Brian so I can swap between pace!Brian/Digitan/Hishiama and a late!Brian/Digitan/pace!Shichi. You know, just for fun.
>>557858005>dirt BrianBASED
Who's the biggest sex demon in Uma?
>>557858235The biggest one?Hishi Akebono obviously.
>>557858235Anshin~
>>557858213I was really close to finishing the second Brian this morning since I got my first double dirt spark in ten runs but I got screwed over by Natie and Kitasan deciding that they weren't going to finish their events...
>>557848926car + car = dog?
>>557858235
/uma/ is fucking dead
THE OPENAI EMPLOYE HAS SPOKEN!
I'm trying to build an end Oguri. What's missing from this that I should try for on my next run? Red Shift?
>>557860305>multiple minutes of ZERO posting>/uma/ is fucking deadthis but unironically. /v/uma won
can't wait for mant
>>557860305finally
>>557860561https://youtu.be/1acWg-c5Buo?t=13
>>557860561>not a ESL>when it's supposed to be "not an ESL"Could've fooled me.
>>557860609red shift is ass hell I'd rather you buy corner connoisseur. I would get other accels like flowery or mummy and/or highlander/ignited power/forward march. Otherwise looks competitive outside of being dent headed
>>557861079>red shift is assexplain
>>557861184has to proc late even on end you're better off with anything else. real key is getting late game velocity anyway you have pump and spurt and nimble
>>557861313Isn't it guaranteed to proc late anyway, considering there's pump? There's no way you're getting 5th before late-race as an End Closer.
Soon
>Two threadsOh okay
>>557861724Campfire cooking?
1 hour until VBourbon, frontgawds. How are we feeling?
>>557862767I did my Shiraoki praise reps, but I'm still scared.I was too lucky on the last three banners I rolled.
>>557861475NTA, but yeah, you can think of Red Shift as a way of upgrading Pump. If you hit Pump you are likely to hit Red Shift right after. However on this track you have a very small window to do it, you might not hit 5th before you hit the straight. Also there is no guarantee you will hit pump to begin with. It just doesnt seem worth the cost to me.>There's no way you're getting 5th before late-race as an End Closer.Yes you can, just buy mid race velocity skills. If you can hit 6, you can hit 5.The main problem with Red Shift though, is that it means you have to use Maruzen as your legacy. It is just not worth it. Not only does she have low affinity, but she's also unlikely to have good white sparks for ends. Use a better legacy to get more velocity skills instead.
>>557862767Bourbon is for non-front torenas.
>>557856392not publicly availablethey're not stored in-game
Brown hag uma.
>>557859047the inspiration rng is so ass it makes dogshit look like angel food cake. Brian is going to spook me soon or I roll her in June so I'll be mutating her for every CM afterwards, but mutation is hell, no two ways about it, another nasty rng factor -significant one- on top of>good statline>good skillswhich usually happens 1 in 20 careers or so, but mutating can double that. I feel lucky I made a sprint Pasa after 25 tries, and she was Sprint F to begin with.
>>557864336sexsexsexsexsex
where the fuck is everyone
>>557865789>>557845773
>>557865789The other thread is currently being shitted up by jp niggers and this thread was dead on arrival
>>557865861>has a melty over a link in the OP>doesn't even update the banners in his own OP>doesn't even delete the JP news
5 MINUTES UNTIL YOU WIN A FINALS, /UMA/!SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE
>>557866903King WILL win.
>>557866903
>>557866903I'm definitely not going to win this shit bros...
Whatever happens, it will be a BUONO race!
They love me
AIR GROOVE
I won B finals!
>late starts>wins anywayKNEEL TO THE CUTEST UMAFUCK FALCOKEKS
>3rd in graded a league finals yet again after pairing into a lobby full of s+ umas>go to pull on the valentines banner>vbourbon and christmas oguri in 40 pullsWho's the real winner here
remember to fuck with your opponents and use the silver title if you won
>>557867520>one of the opponents Pasa got luck Pace and won>rage roll>this happenedNow I'm completely fine losing CM lmao. Thank you Shiraoki-sama
This fucking team is so goated i'm crying
I lost to a 2* A rank Bakushin because both my pacers late started and fucking died.I know it's the roulette CM but I'm still wounded.I'm going to bed
You know what I'll fucking take 2nd place
WRONG FUCKING BOURBON
I also won the cm
Should I roll for the valentine clanker? I got 30k carrots. I'm lacking in SSR support cards and my only MLBs are the event freebies and Kitasan.
Got 2nd in my finals, got fucked by my kryptonite Air Groove. BUT, VBourbon in 60 pulls. It evens out?
Fine Motion my fucking QVEEN. Another A finals win for me.
Died to enemy pasa but got my carat refund on the banner
>>557868142okay this is fine
ICHIVAN KAWAII
Barely second in B. This is fine, I didn’t train at all.And I remembered vbourbon chocolate saying MASTER so changing it to Trainer is a huge upgrade
AHHHHHHH DACCHIS
>4 FUCKING EISHIN>1 falcon>1 pretty derby>130 pullsi won?
German wife at 20 pulls
Wanted flash and now I’m scared of getting a dupe.
Okay maybe tonight isn't a disaster? Let's see who it is
>>557868150>>557868150>>557868150MOVE
>>557868352We still have over 200 image slots tho?
>7 8 9 favorite>both teams are S+holy shit, it's never been more over for me, remember me well, bwos.
>urara late startShe would've won if the game didn't do her dirty AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>557867940>ass rankyou didn't win
>>557868346Okay never mind I hate this game fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off
>>557868572HACHIMI HACHIMI
>Group A >guy in 1st got a triple podium finish>I got 2nd (4th) by a nose
>lost the CM>do cope rollsthank you John Cygames
>>557868442Based chadslators! Next Christmas is saved!
Okay if this isn't her I'm just going to quit
>>557845087Bro that you can have (no homo) sex with is peak.
>lost CM>5th 7th 9th tier lost>maybe Chocolate Gundam will be nice>pic relatedOk I'm fine jobbing CM if this happens. Saves me 21k carats, fuck yes! And I got an Archery Rudolf!
1500 free carats is so delicious bros
AHHHHH BOURBON NOOOOOWHYYYYYY
I don't have carats to pull on Bourbon and sparks are like $400...
scammed once again...
CAME SECOND IN GROUP ADECIDE TO DO ONE PULL WITH CARATS, WHY NOTGOT BOURBON IT'S JUST LIKE WHEN I GOT SUMMER MARU ON A FREE ANNI PULL GOD LOVES ME
Oguri won it for me, but my oshi King came in 9th.I honestly don't know how to feel about these results. I can't say I'm happy, but I suppose I shouldn't complain about getting platinum.
I'm killing myself. I could've got the anni selector and saved $300.
>>557869592JesusI'm sorry anon
>>557869592vbourbon isn't in the selector
I'm proud of you, you did so well ;-; it just wasn't enough...
>>557869592selector goes up to ny opera/haru
Got VBourbon but lost horribly
If I get anything but 3rd place I'll spend all my resources on Bobo
the depression is too much to bear
I'm so fucking fed up with groundwork man, that skill ruins the game for me simply because I like falco, I swear it never inherits even with 12 groundwork sparks
>>557870689HuhOk I'll waste my 3k total carrots on you Bourbon
>>557871246Got literally nothing so rip
PEAK?! AS IN CAP?!!!
MY QUEEN MY GOATMY QUEEN MY GOATMY QUEEN MY GOATAlso 2 Vbobos almost back-to-backReally scared my luck was gonna run out
people who get the banner umas with the tickets should fucking EXPLODE
This run is going to be awful isn't it
>>557872213EXPLODE NOWWWWWWWW
>>557872804Knew it
>vbourbon and veishin in the same 6th ten pull
I swear winning in B feels far more satisfying than coming in second in A.
Bakushin Bakushin Bakushin > Teio Teio Teio > Golshi Golshi Golshi
>>557875480Why'd you fuck it up bro
>>557878382Golshi Golshi Golshi is the best actually, it sounds like she's moaningI'm imagining her bouncing on my dick while singing it as one of her pranks or something
Any streamer posted finals yet?
>>557880178After inspiration y3 all my girls stopped giving me speed rainbows lmao
https://x.com/reed_ux/status/2024212286739796437Can someone webm this without sound?
stop posting in this dead thread already you retards
>>557883978No fuck you
SHE PULLED THROUGH THE LORD OF SPRINTERS WINS AGAINFUCK YOU GREY WHORE
FUCK EL CONDOR PASAFUCK SMART FALCONFUCK CURREN CHAN
>>557863923>not soterd in-gameOwari da...So how are these low quality images available? where they shared by Cygames somewhere?
Looking more closely at King Halo, she's very pretty...
>>557875480are the 4 recov enuf at 400 stam? its a lot obviously but recoveries arent flat values
I just wanted to report thatI WON PLATINUM, FALCOCHADS, AND IT WAS A 13k LOBBY TOO
>>557872213I fuarking kneel FlashGOD
>>557872213>furashu and kingu
