Shitter Edition>Resources and FAQshttps://pastebin.com/ZU4uUREV>Guildshttps://pastebin.com/zCUYwWF0>Am poor! What do?DO THE WIZARD VAULT WEEKLIESDaily Checklist - https://fast.farming-community.eu/farming/dailyCurrencies - https://fast.farming-community.eu/conversions/overviewOW Farming - https://fast.farming-community.eu/open-world/overviewSalvaging - https://fast.farming-community.eu/salvaging/overviewhttps://gw2efficiency.com/Alternatively, get a fucking job and swipe.>My build is absolute shit! What do?https://gw2mists.com/https://metabattle.com/https://snowcrows.com/https://discretize.eu/https://guildjen.com/gw2-builds/https://en.gw2skills.net/>Events and Gem Store saleshttps://en-forum.guildwars2.com/events/>LatestVoE Staff/Spear leggyVoE Aquabreather leggyFashion Templates>Soon™GW3 (never ever)Two more VoE maps>NowLunar New Year Festival (Horse)Legendary PvE RingrAIDS QuickplayVoE Quarterly Release>Latest Patchhttps://en-forum.guildwars2.com/topic/167374-game-update-notes-february-3-2026/>Latest newshttps://www.guildwars2.com/en/news/the-raids-and-wardrobe-update-is-live-now/>Speed Relics for Turbogayshttps://www.elitepvpers.com/forum/gw2-hacks-bots-cheats-exploits/>Addonshttps://www.deltaconnected.com/arcdps/https://blishhud.com/https://raidcore.gg/Nexushttps://burrito.orthogonalprojects.com/Previous Wipe: >>557452820
>>557867227>whateveryfw
>>557868349Port forwarding is for incoming connections, saar.Guild Wars 2 (c) TM have zero incoming connections, saar.Have a nice day, saar.
Did the ascended crafting mats used to have a 1-day CD? I swear I wasn't able to crank out multiple ascended leather panels in the past.
>Braham has to live up to "Eir's Legend"Of what, being a jobber?
>>557869540The ones listed under Ectoplasm Refinement that Mithril/Silk-tier materials are daily timegated and not tradeable. The ones under Refinement where you use the former as materials and then add lower-tier materials are unlimited and tradeable.
GW3 this year?
>>557870589why was that jobber guild so famous anyway, they all kinda sucked both as persons and as adventurers desu
>>557872046lol no
>>557872046GW3 announcement this year, release next yearGW3 is more like GW1, made to coexist with rather than replace GW2GW2 expac 7 in Q1 2027GW3 in Q4 2027GW2 expac 8 in Q3 2028GW3 expac 1 in Q2 2029GW2 expac 9 in Q2 2030etc
>>557870589sadly, he failed to get killed by a veteran mob in a cutscene
>>557870589They killed 3? elder dragon champions. Killing even a single one is an impossible task, the reason the dwarves transformed was to fight one of Primordus's champions.
Celebrate the year of the horse by fucking a femtaur.
>>557873192>GW2 expac 7 in Q1 2027cool but I think I'm done after VoEthere's just so many times you can rip off your customers and get away with it, I bought SotO and JW for the new weapons and was fine buying VoE for the elite specs but most of them are terrible, it took ANet three months to change the icons of two specs while conduit still has the game's worst UI and the autocast for evoker familiars is buggy afthey released a nothing patch that had more bugs than features and even just displaying a fashion tab doing something that's already in the game seems to require three monthsI'm basically still playing VoE because I paid for it but good luck getting any more money from me after this expansion
>hot/pof alt acc>gold, coins, laurels, bag slotthen what?kinda feel the wizard box of mats is shit and the infinite gold is gone clovers are useless im not gonna craft a gen 1
>>557874513>while conduit still has the game's worst UIThat's what I thought when I played it during the beta but practically there's no reason to ever look at the affinity gauge.
>>557874634Nobody tell him.
>>557874513I've picked up the Elder Dragon Saga during the sale and I'm wondering what they'll even plan to do to hook me into the other expansions given that they're all apparently all stand-alone stories?
>>557875418Do they include the living world stories in-between?
>>557875418>given that they're all apparently all stand-alone storiesThe conflicts of SotO, JW and VoE are largely stand-alone, but there's an overarching plot featuring the Wizard's Court/Isgarren.
>>557875828I got the edition with all of the living world stories for $60~ during the sale, the way LW is structured honestly feels like a big turn off for people to buy the content outside of the sale if they're worried about story gaps. But LWS3 so far in particular has also been a source of a lot of easy ascended gear.
>squeezes your rat
I am being GANGSTALKED by multiple femsura krewes and the seraph is doing NOTHING!
>>557851473>great relationship with parents>wife>big cockbut i cannot win if someone else does not lose and you must lose hard
>see 1 mesmer>see nothing>find waldo in 50 cloneswtf.
damnlook at the time
>>557874513>there's just so many times you can rip off your customers and get away with itno there isnt>points at blizzard>points at any western corpostop pretending you'll be gone or wont pay for the next expac. you will. you're a good little paypiggy, yes you are.
>squeezes your balls(mcharr)
>>557877361SKRITT, I'M HIT!
>he's poor or pretending to be fiscally responsible
>>557878527Mister cat please stop squeezing my balls
:shokedpikachu:
>playing janthir story>It's just starting to actually get kino>One chapter left in the journal Narratively this is like halfway through a story...
>>557879476>retard-kun fights a thief in the wateryou deserve what you get>hits you with backfireyou're actually retarded, you lost to an antiquary
>>557880764it was 3 mesmer you fucking retard cant you see is the clone skill
>>557880974and i got literally 2 shot by one of them again later20k of mind wrack + mind stab while hiding
>>557880974shadow assault is thief underwater spear 5backfire is the secondary effect of double edge skills on antiquaryit's 3 thieves based on your logs
>>557878527I wish I had a mcharr that squeezed my balls
>>557881164is Shadow Assault gray not [Shadow Assault] orange same Backfirehttps://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Backfire_(phantasm)https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Shadow_Assault_(phantasm)
>>557880395The JW story actually felt like a scam. I didn't even mind the committee meetings or the slow-talking bears and I kind of liked that it was playing out like a low-key, small stakes, slow burn kind of story. But then it just sort of ends without finishing at what felt like 2/3rds of the way through, and then the story in the patch updates was somehow just as bad as the Nayos parts of SotO.
>>557881574Surely VoE will be different (cope)
>>557881574at this point i keep my sanity by alt tabbing during yap wars and then doing the actual contentvoe was even worse because id afk and then itd reward me with no content
>3v1 all pewpew>3v2 all pewpew>3v3 they leave me alone to 3v1i guess is time to sleep
>>557881574That's the problem with the current expansion system. Living story wasn't great, but it at least fleshed out the story well enough. SoTO felt really rushed with how they jumped around with the Kryptis and Eparch
>>557883471The chapters felt bigger.Now we have chapters that's just sit through 10 min of dialogue and make a choice that doesnt matter, in fact it matters so little you can go vack and make the other choice to get an achieve, woohoo
>7 minutes to take a campcore necro was defending it with a golem
>>557881574the titans were such a nothingburger honestly, easily defeated in the 2/3rds of the story like you said and then we had literally nothing left to pad the last story bittitans being so pathetic makes the whole international women council's yapping session feel even more pointless too
>>557885740Nuooo actually the meta happened first and then you and the bears kill them. The titans are actually super strong and cool
Time to go on the Guild Wars 2 Path of FireTM
newfags cant ™
>>557887839(tm)
>>557887839asura ™ my anus ©NCsoft 2013-2027
Why did they make asura so cute and funny?
>>557888513Take the first letter of "cute" and the last four letters of "funny" and combine them for your answer.
>>557888513I saw these 3 asura doing the new poses and my dick is begging me to take a break
>>557888921do i need to swipe the new poses
Are recipes account wide, or would I need to bank them and transfer them to certain characters with the right crafting skills?
>>557891406>Are recipes account wideyes
>>557891406he's lying
Buy my recipe book, bookah
>>557893218I tested it and the recipe showed up on my alts.But knowing this game, I bet some recipes are account-wide and some are character-specific, with no way of knowing ahead of time.
>>557877361>squishes your cat
okay so we're staying independent
>>557898982thanks for hiding the K word, it's a trigger for me
obligatoryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxmkAoLC6_4
>>557899830Photo accurate to the nightfall story
>>557899830Who do humans worship now, if all their gods have left forever?
why is this game so easy to tell when its players are on hormone blockers
>>557899830Kormir stole my right to godhood, and then Braham stole my position for the Norn of prophecies
>>557906820>picall humans
>>557906820They're literally trying to remove the concept of human gods from the entire lore, despite every other race having its own religious standings.>Alchemy!>Spirits!>By the Tree!and then the atheist furfaggots who all deserve death anyway so who cares
>>557907420I like how this expac pays lipservice to the fact the coomander has LITERALLY SEEN THE ETERNAL ALCHEMY and lived with sanity to tell about it, but still doesn't really do anything with thatyet, anyway
>>557907332You can identify poisonous creatures by their bright and toxic colors
>>557906820They keep praying to the gods that don't answer. They refused to help us with Abaddon and then also refused to help with Balthazar
>believe in yourself, instead of random metaphysical power that may not even exists or cares about you>spiritnerds get mad about itwack desu
>>557906820Guild War gods are literally the worst gods in all of fiction. The most useless collection of individuals who couldn't stand against a single dragon and always have humans do their dirty work.
>>557908021Why can't I attract a boomermaxxed dadcharr?
>>557907332Cute!
>>557907332People with bad taste should be not be allowed to ever share it. No one wants to see this vomit garbage, stay in your closet, you nasty ugly bitch jfc
>>557909826
>>557909963I'm going to fucking
>>557908021>totalitarian retard needs the laws of reality explained to him>hurr durr muh nonaxiomatic rationalist humanism ur sky wizardNot at all surprised to see this uneducated position held by furtrash.
>>557910256
You know once you get used to the new wardrobe system it's not so bad....
>>557910908I like that I can use "unused" slots to store alternatives, like different back pieces even though the given outfit might not use it.It's still just, the most hilarious comical clusterfuck I've design I've ever seen though. Literally an alien had to have designed it. I honestly think AIslop would have done a better job.
Hi Hieu!
>>557911282>>557911306Who is your favorite Hitler?
>>557910908Yes, yes... now buy the fashion template...
>>557911272You can also dress up leveling alts for free! (if you got leggies)>>557912173I'm waiting for them to go on sale....
>>557912256>I'm waiting for them to go on sale....See you in a year
>>557908875hey qt
>log in>forget why I logged in>run around mistlock for a few minutes>log out
>>557896527Recipe unlocks used to be character-specific years ago. This is no longer the case, everything is unlocked account-wide.
>>557906820People don't actually know the gods have left, only (You) and your companions do.
>>557872184they had a dragon part of the guild, that's the only reason
I haven't seen a holosmith in PVE for 3 months
>love necro>love ritualist>start gw2>they're both stance-based shotgunners`????
i just realised Deimos has been in the game since HoT, did they really think of Kryptis that long?
>>557919834yeah it's pretty wild how long they've been keeping it
hello gw2g. am new player. when do i unlock a dungeon? So far i have been holocausting centaurs for a few levels.
>>557921225The first dungeon technically unlocks at level 30 or so I think, but the original dungeons aren't really populated so you'll probably skip it. At level 80 you get access to Fractals which are the dungeons that people actually do.If you do want to try to do the dungeon when it unlocks, you can list it in LFG and it's probably a coinflip whether or not you actually get people for it. You probably want to specify you're not trying to speedrun it when you list it, and it's another coinflip whether or not people will actually abide by that.The original dungeons are actually kind of cool IMO but they're super janky and nothing else in the game is really designed the way they are
>>557921225You will get an invitation in the mail, lvl20 the earliest Can be tricky to find people. Better to make your own group for the dungeon and state you are doing story and new player.
Take a screenshot of your charr like this, I challenge you
>>557922178>>557922230i see. exploring around has been more fun than the thought it would be so far.
I wish I could dye my gunsaber at least, I like bladesworn but it bugs me that I can't match the gunsaber to my transmog
>>557922354Does a rat count? I don't have a charr
>>557929113it's rathursday it's fine
>>557907447>charr seeking to defeat humans sought out gods of their own>betrayed by their gods they sought out might through industry and strength of arms>humans seeking the favor of their gods went on to do mighty things and conquer the known world>their gods abandoning them humans seek to reestablish themselves through their industry and spellcraftSeeing a pattern
>>557929528Oh my science!Also if you look at the list of gods all of the good ones are woman and all of the corrupt evil ones are men, bar grenth who is sort of just a jobbber
>>557929113She looks like she snorted a few too many flowers
>>557930108Dwayna made a blind man kill himself.
>>557929113>is the weed in the game real?
>Want to return>Literally 2 expansions offAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>557931507I came back today after stopping in the middle(?) of JW, did I miss alot?
>>557932470Almost nothing honestlyLast JW map is even worse than the Tunnel from EoD. Legendary open world backpack is a fatass, requires a lot of food and gold to make, like 2.5k+. New Raids were ok, we have a quickplay for them now. Fashion is in crisis because of half baked fashion system. Latest expansion is pretty good but the content is stretched yet again. Spear is a meta for almost every build, new specs are mostly powerful and fun.
>>557930729He went blind crafting her statue. They all glow like the sun so he had to burn his eyes out to craft their visages. Nevermind she's a goddess of healing and could have just fixed him up right as rain, she left after they presumably had fucked (Grenth origin) and he was so distraught he killed himself. The gods are assholes. It's no wonder humans are becoming charr2: electric boogaloo.
>>557930108That's just you seeing what you want to see so you can get mad at it desu, the gods are pretty much all written as being equally corrupt, self-interested, and basically evil.You're not meant to look at Kormir (and by extension Dwayna, Melandru, and Grenth) going "later, fuckers" in PoF and think "Oh it's a shame the GOOD gods aren't backing us up here." The whole point is that they're all just as bad as Balthazar and the only difference is that Balthazar would rather destroy the world himself if it isn't useful to him and the others would rather just walk away and let someone else destroy it.
>"""f2p""" wvw>no autopickup>no warclawthese fucking jews
>>557937890can't you just kill another f2p gamer like yourself? just don't pick fights with the "jew" system. find a base class and tap dat ass.
>>557937890If a game lets you play it for free, it's not because the developers are running a charity to benefit you. You're there to make the experience better for the people who did pay.
Tired of ff14 so I wanted to see if gw2 had decent furry girls. I think I made her pretty cute
>>557940362fluffy kot
retard here from a thread or two ago that wanted to buy expansionsdue to irl shit i was busy and i thought >maybe i'll just buy them afterturns out the sales ended by the time i had free timehow often do these get repeated? steam sale is like a month away
>>557935926>That's just you seeing what you want to see so you can get mad at it desuThey are all villains of the setting whilst you have to jump through logical hoops and read between the lines of deepest lore to see anything wrong with the girl power goddesses
>>557940814https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/User:Dak393/Expansion_Sales
>>557941042thankyou
So, i am replaying Guild Wars 1 right now starting from Prophecies and there's ton of references and neat things that could be done with Human Gods. Shame to what the fuck they did with the human Gods in the seconds game The fact that the human race is a specie of inter dimensional beings transported to Tyria by their Gods, proficient in magic and closely religious is not talked about anymore
>>557940483>fluffyVery
I keep seeing ghostly energy dudes standing around in world maps.The first time I ran into one I got an achievement and maybe an item or something, but every time since then they just disappear without anything happening.What is it?
>>557941656The guild wars lore is incredible desu it's just a shame that anet decided to hire a gaming journalist as their narrative team lead who headed a team of nepo babies that would rather write a teen melodrama for their self inserts.The new writers SoTo and onwards are much better, they understand what's cool about the lore and want to make stories about it, but we had to wait until the game goes into maintenance mode to get them and so we just get them half finished and with lots of time wasting filler
>>557942307gay fantasies
>>557908021>charr need no le gods *tips* fedoare>YASSS JORMAG-SAMA MAY WE WORSHIP YOUR GIRLCOCK UWUwhy are charr like this?
>>557939146for """f2p""" i meant the 60€ 2012 core game
>>557942191what's your opinion on charrs compared to hrothgar?
Path of Fire really has what video games have been missing lately, black women that aren't Debra Wilson
>>557944780>latelypof was 2017
>>557944886That was the first year Debra Wilson's real-life model was used in a video game
>wvw>pewpewpew>blackout>relogin alive:O
>>557943646I prefer the fit, straight bodies of Hrothgals over the hunched Charr. However the Charr lore is more interesting, they have more distinct personalities, and I also prefer the digitigrade legs.
>>557942307It's gay fantasies anon
>>557948991They also have more nipples
>Finally unlock Dragonfall>Finally try out the meta>First half is pretty solid, can kind of do your own thing, building a bunch of camps/structures around the map>It literally ends with you just hitting a bunch of scabs Please tell me Anet got made fun of when this zone first dropped. Its not Gyala Delve bad, but man its wasted potential.
What do i even do with the old portal tomes once i get the Wizards Tome? Just delete them?
how the hell you go there w/o mounts
>>557950657Spiderman style
>>557950446Yeah, you can delete them. The only one I know of where you might want to keep it is the Sun's Refuge Portal Scroll, because you can use it while you're dead in the open-world and then exit the area to return to the spot you died, if you're somewhere that's annoying to get back to from a waypoint. (And that's a pretty niche use to begin with, mostly just for if you die in Tangled Depths)
>>557950769the fence wont let you jump over and from above is 40k falling dmg
>>557950657I've only gotten there with a glider. You can get up on the crystal dome overhead from the far edges/corners, run up to the middle, jump down, and glide over to the fireworks. I've never tried to get there without even a glider, though.
>>557950657Go rent a raptor from the NPC next to the race.
>>557951101fall and use revive orb or I can go there and you tp to friend to me
>>557951026Alright, thanksAlso surprised how many ports i have, some of them i either forgot about or have genuinely not seen before lol
kek i love how shitty this dying game iscan't even fill a fractal quickplay
>>557952889Just for shits and giggles i hit the fractal qp and got into one in under 15 seconds, so yeah
>>557952889ignore my post I'm retarded and autistic and have ADHD
is having garish eyerape cosmetics a prerequisite to being good
>>557951478did this tnx
>>557910256>someone saved my stupid editI'm weeping
>>557948302cant fucking belive it 1h 20 min queue click travel blackout again
I sold my first legendary weapon and converted enough gems to get the elite jump start package but I'm having second thoughts if that's even worth the spend
>>557955970It depends a little bit on what you value, but it ranges from 'okay' to 'great' and is never really a bad buy if you're starting out.Copper-fed Salvager is almost mandatory for playing the game long-term, Shared Inventory slots are always useful, Character Slots are really nice until you have at least a dozen or so. And those three things alone are basically the same gem cost as the package unless you wait for them to be on sale (2300 together, 1840 if you wait for sales).Lounge pass is okay but there are better ones (Mistlock, Thousand Seas, Armistice). Infinite tools are personal preference and some people find them to be huge QoL, others don't really find them any better than regular consumable tools. But you're only trying to get 100-560 gems worth of value out of all of them together, so you probably won't regret it.
>>557955970Price wise it's pretty good, the value of another character slot is up to you.
>log back in after not playing since wintersday>see new pve ring>it requires both items you get as rewards for doing the masteries>already used them for leggy aquabreather>a new set costs 300g and 600k karma for EACH mastery-related giftI regret spending all my karma stockpiling 100+ clovers months ago when the new leggy only needs like 10. Now I have to actually play the game? UGH.
How do you dye gear now?
I've done "Salt on the Wound" around 10-15 times and i just can't get the credit.I don't get how it is apart of a legendary item and they just leave it broken for YEARS.
>>557960525Take an empty fashion templateRight-click and 'get current gear' or whatever to put all your current stuff into the templateChoose the dyes you want to changeSave, Apply the templateThen clear the template after you're done so you don't accidentally overwrite another equipment set.Only three months left until they completely remake the old menu options that are still in the game and basically just commented out!
>>557961954Thanks, I'm not a fan of this new system.
>>557962959Don't worry, no one is
>>557962959Its just new, and people hate change. They'll grow into it like theyve done with literally ever single change ever made
>>557963739This has nothing to do with it being new, changing skins/dying is objectively worse because it requires more clicks now.
>>557964236How much estrogen are you taking that two fashion templates isnt enough for you?
>>557964426Evidently not as much as you because that's a complete nonsequitor to what he posted.
>>557961458i did the wvw reward track for this zone instead, because that achieve was never fixed or improved. good luck tho if you refuse to wvw track it for vision, i don't think that bug will ever be fixed and you'll be there for all eternity...
>>557963739To me it just seems like an unnecessary change when it was already a perfectly fine system, like dying gear now has extra steps for no reason.
>>557964568>no uA classic>>557964682>dying gear now has extra steps for no reason.Old system has you clicking on a dye icon to switch to the dye channel. New system has you clicking on the dyes directly instead. Same number of clicks.The only additional click I really see is the 'apply template' button or whatever on the top-right right corner. I dont see a single extra click as being enough to hate the new system over. Sure its annoying at first but you'll get the muscle memory for it soon enough, especially if people are really changing their looks as often as they make it seem like they do, which is female coded, hence the estrogen comment.
>>557965443You have a weird obsession with estrogen
If you think the new system isn't annoying enough to hate the new system over, you might be an ArenaNet employee.
>>557965560Idk man you ignore the entire posts only to focus on the word 'estrogen'.
>>557965758I'm not ignoring it, while you may be right that I'll just get used to it out of muscle memory, I don't see what estrogen has anything to do with it that you keep bringing it up
anyone defending the new system is probably one of those exactly 2 troons going and sad emoji-ing every complaint in the forum threads about it. The new system is so shit they already announced they're reverting it and impementing the old system back into it(but we're not refunding those gems goys heh and we're gonna wait 3 months incase some of you have no self control and might spend the gems before then anyway)
>>557942307I think your game is... is... *gulp*haunted, anonThat's the leyline anomaly
>>557965837>I don't see what estrogen has anything to do with it that you keep bringing it upWell I'd call them women for acting like women but thats exactly what they want, so I attack the hormones that causes the womanly behavior instead.
Lmao I just finished janthir and it really does just end abruptly halfway through the narrative arc, the final boss fight was such a wet noodle I thought it was the pre-boss for the big bad but no.It really did start to get good too I was getting into it, but it's more of an anticlimax than the SoTo boss encounter
>>557965608>>557965895>shouting into the void because you're too scared to address anon directlyAbsolute beta energy
>>557965856DEAD GAME
>>557965856Probably clearing the way to rebundle things, either folding everything up to EoD into the HoT+PoF bundle, or just putting LW2-4 into HoT/PoF and then IBS with EoD.
>>557966498Mabon's story deserved better
you're not getting the (you)'s you crave faggot
>>557965608kek so true>>557965895very well saidy friend
>>557966860>im not avoiding the 4chan equivalent of making eye contact because im a little bitch!>i-im doing it so you dont get (You)s!>breaking 4chan social norms of replying directly to anons youre talking to over some make up reasons because you're overly tilted by my repliesReally not beating the 'taking estrogen' allegations. I know the thread is dead and you want replies but yeesh lol
HOLY SHIT WHOEVER DID THIS EPILOGUE MISSION IS EVIL THEY WONT STOP YAPPING
thank you for the free (you) I will not be reciprocating or reading your post however
Nuke Grothmar valley down to the bedrock.
Waiting for the pinata! The infusion does not exist!
>>557970870
>>557970870Best armor spotted
>>557970870holy smokes!
>>557961458i did it a week ago, the strat is to take off all equipment to reduce toughness/vitality, get into the instance, aurene flies up to kralks head and you get a hit, after that rocks spawn and you want to get hit by them and "die" because it doesnt reset the counter and you can just keep farming that first hit of the instancei did it 11 times just to be sure and it worked
>>557970870the infusion doesn't exist because ((you)) won't help zalambur collect casino coins, ya lazy bum!
>>557970870I just won more than double on an ecto flush cardPoF was a great expansion imo
>>557972876
>>557972876I finished the achievement for the skritt one, I think I made a 20% negative profit based on what I put into it
>there are mastery points on the map that can only be accessed from within instanced versions of that map that aren't reachable without buying an expansionWhat fucking retard though that was a good idea? I've seen half a dozen people try to get to this mastery point because it looks like it's inside a building, but in reality you have to enter an instanced event at the Eye of the North to access it.
>>557973020*foOOOok
>>557973020the mother in question?tequatl
>>557973020>not visible: this little fucker rocks back and forth like he's tripping on 3 kinds of shrooms and acid as he rapidly waddles across the beach
>>557976321Fine lil bookahbunny
>>557976460bookah is a term for non asura..
yay i can still play they recalled the nuke false flag
Auto attack pistol thief is actually really nice after you've gotten tired of the world events train
Absolute unit, I'm in awe
i fucking hate ele niggers so much even more than permablock 2shot mesmers
Old racist charr with a secret fetish for humans
gw3 can't come soon enough
How is Heal Herald?How is it without a scepter?
>>557972032I helped collecting for the first and second rounds!!
>>557985101lying bitch
What's the best aquatic spec and why is it explosion engineer with bomb and grenade kits?
>>557985453firebrand because you can ditch the garbo underwater eapons and balast with your tomes
>>557977813autocast the 3 skillsit back and relax>>557985091I saw my first heal revenant in quickplay yesterday, I haven't seen one since HoT
>>557985453Gayshot's entire kit works underwater, that is the only time I don't mind playing it
>>557983197they can barely manage gw2 and many will argue they cant even do that wellyou're not shipping a half-baked UE mmo on the promise of>we'll make it better in the next 4 paid low cost expansion packs we swear :)that only works on sunk cost gw2 redditorsthe market is already saturated with half-baked mostly dead mmoswhy the fuck would you make another one when you have one that isnt half-baked and has a decades established fanbase?most gw2 players wont make the jump if they dont quit entirelygw3 mmo will be the death of the company
>>557986543>>557987194Don't talk about exp*nsion specs, plebs. You're in the presence of the Core Spec Master Race.
>>557989963amazing 6 pixel image, corepleb
gw2 was an experimentgw3 is going to take what worked from gw2 and redo everything elsethe devs have at least enough competence to achieve that
LOLOLOLOLALIEN DISCLOSURE BEFORE GW3well is a psyop to coverup the iran war ordered by lord bibi but whatever
>>557987868I'd eat her ass
>>557985091-It has really strong passive healing and a decent amount of barrier output with Scepter but having your heals stuck on ventari means that your kit can be burned out in high pressure situations from energy use-Glint has no real healing on her own so you have to rely on your staff when Ventari's down. -Stability access is kinda tricky without jalis (only tablet exploding grants it and that has a slight windup)-No revive-assist utilities like other healers have
>>557987868What pants are those?
>tfw you show up to the hotel you booked for your vacation and find out its hosting a furry con
Is LWS4 going to dump a bunch of ascended trinket currency on me like LWS3 did?
>>558001730LW4 currency exists to be converted into LW5 currency which in turn exists to be turned into crafting mats/gold
>>557990135I hope they make a full mmo that fixes gw2s issues but I feel like they're making a lobby based raiding game, leaning heavily into fractals like content
Remember when they made a big deal out of this mysterious fishussy race but never went anywhere with it >>557973413I kept gambling ectos and lucky tickets and ended up breaking even almost lost it all before doubling down and hitting some big wins.Gotta love gambling
>>558001521rub every choco to gain excellent luck and money this year
>>557958546>>557955970>>557959195The view from royal terrace during the lunar New year is very nice
>>557868034Sauce on the op imageI swear I've seen it somewhere before
>>558004506i did too but idk where. i just pulled it from one of the older threads
>>558001521Watch out for those diapers
Antiquary's new icon sucks
>>558010530please understand that playing cards are associated with gambling which is bad and harmful to children thank you
>>558011501Rats are responsible for the plague and call me the Tyria's version of the n word
>>558011696bookah
>>558011501I genuinely, for real, on god hate cards as physical objects. Like, I look at them and they annoy me and when fags start touching and mixing them it pisses me off. Anyone who plays cards is annoying insufferable retard in 95% of cases. The symbols and nomenclature is ugly and pathetic. Oooo it's red pike of 7, if you get add a crest of nigger 9 you can kill yourself. I wish Mongols actually invaded Europe and burnt all this card "culture" to the ground in its infancy.
>>558012489i read that in charlie's voice
>>558011904You may not like it, bit this is what peak performance looks like
>>558011904W I D E R
>>558012754b o o k a h !
Why are medium and light armor so easy to dress up for upskirt shots, heavy armor is the most modest? My main is a heavy armor class I NEED to see my mcharrs phat ass to give me motivation to keep playing. Any help.
>loose 1st place in a race because the last bubble failed to countI hate racing in this game sometimes
>>558017128>loosefuck my life
>>557990135but how do they define "what worked" thoughbelt?what if they think the game worked because of endless unskipable yapping scenes?
>>558017128Lots of bugs/glitches in the game lately. I had the same issue in a race. The marker just didn't turn green. I also had bugs where an event got stuck or where I glitched into some rock and didn't get out anymore. Worst bug so far was when my mount froze and glided slowly without an option to unmount. I had to restart the game to fix this.
>>558002542Its the exact other way around, doofus
>>558003205Man, i really like the female ones model, tooSo theres genuinely nothing about them?
>>558017501obviously by popularity and revenue
pubic cumvirgins taem soon...
>>558020486we've failed it wtf...
I need a setting to be able to toggle off any type of pet/minion and hide characters with neon dyes
>>557990135holy cope
>>558003205>never went anywhere with itthat's pretty much the mantra of gw2>>558011501cards are the one thing antiquary doesn't ever use thoughcoins would have made more sense since at least that's a utility
>>557976943Must...protect...rat...
Goodboy Rat or the Devil Ratchoose
>>558023806Goodgoy rat for headpats.Devil one for tsundere enjoyers.
>>557992116the ufo files all black lines
>>558018643Unless im forgetting something I'm pretty sure they did nothing with them
>>558023806Devil rat for headpatsGoodboy for curb stomping
i want to do xera so I can get the white mantle portalhow hard is xhe?
>brust on harbinger >take 90% of his hp while full hp>he cc>sunbreak 3x with 6x stab>still perma ccd me to deathhum yes amazing
>>558029297I thought this was a wrinkly old man at first
>>558029101press a button at the right moment difficultyunless the tank doesnt know what hes doing
>>558029297flatty
>>558029283well, not sure if is worse that or doing 500 rapid fire on a dh that do 7k with a trap
>>558029101Power creep has trivialized a good amount of older raids, don't worry. The pre event for the castle is harder at this point to be honest
are they reverting the fashion poops?
>>558033665No but you can wait until may to see if they really are re-implementing the old system into a new tab or they just fuck it up more because the announcement they made of the changes was really vague and in turn the forum replies were either huffing hopium or full of dread
i am cheater now
Someone who copied my look got into the next stage of the gwamm contest and I didn't >:(
>Abandon Dungeons, when they shilled them hard in Guild Wars EotN >Abandon dungeon armors >Abandon racial armor >Abandon stories seasons>Abandon WvW >Abadon the Elder Dragons storyline by killing off all the other dragons in quick successive ways with no epic moments I am not feeling too well
>>558029297What is the back piece on that goddess that's titmogging you in the background?
today was a good day :)
>>558035703Someone actually sent me a mail with a couple cheap gifts complimenting my look and it made me happy enough to send back a divine lucky envelope
>>558035504Spellforged Backpack, it's in the gem store rn
do we like mukluk here?
>>558037790i guess you just watched his latest vidhe is 100% right btw
how much of a loser do you have to be to tryhard celestial challenge
>>558038517>t. didn't rank 1st
>*sceramspitting with drooling chin*>ITS NOT PAY TO WINNNN>*sperg noises*>NOOO YOU PAY CONTENTTTT
>>558038508that deck of haunts is a good game?
>>558039010hey you didn't answer the questionhow much of a loser are you?
>>558039415the visual clutter one
>>558039391>is the only one having a meltdownhow come you feel emotional pain and will always be a loser even when you're trying to relax with your hobby/the only thing you do in life
>>558040291>>is the only one having a meltdowni'm doing the weekly on my alt core account the difference with my main is absurd
Year of the Horse? More like Year of the Whores with all these FHD's running around Divinity's Reach.
>>558040178I'm a winner
>>558039391I wish they could name it properly try4free instead of f2p, only so faggots like you would have less reasons to sperg out
>>558012489autism awareness month came early this year, i see...
>>558041351>i have 3 accs>one full expacks lws>one hot+pof i got from my ol fren>one core, not the f2p, what they now call heroic editionhot+pof is bad compared the full but still can be used but the core is literal shit i cant even imagine how bad is the f2p
>>558036271>g*m st*re trash yet againOf course. Imagine if ANet put even 10% of the cool stuff they made directly into the game instead of gating it all behind their shitty cash shop.
I've been playing since release and I've yet to get a legendary
Of course it's pay to win. Vanilla professions are complete trash compared to the god tier professions they released over the years
>celestial>trailblazer Is there a big difference between as a brain dead spear mechanist in solo / story / quick play
>>558041189I'm suddenly very hungry. What the fuck. Stop posting this.
>>558043784I fucking kneel casual-sama
>>558043784Same but I bought them with gold that I slowly accumulated:TwilightIncinerator I just can’t be arsed to do world exploration it’s ridiculous. Next on my list is probably the aurene hammer
>>558046097multiple world exploration is the probably the worst partits the most brain dead unneed thing everi wish anet would change it
can dbs spawn already? i need to take a shit
>>558046263to this day I just don't get why they had to make 5 samey looking zones in each biome, for what fucking purpose?
>>558046860it spawned
>>558046097I just don't see the need to go beyond ascended since I'm a turbo casual that doesn't do any content other than world pve
>Play 250+ hours for legendary or work 40 hours a week and buy for 100 bucks of gems , which give about 2k gold Choices
fucking anet decided to put up my favourite mount skin on sale just a week after i dumped eveything into material storage and bank tabsim not swiping you fucksits gonna be months before i see dreadnought again, so now i know i can safely buy some materials for vision and aurora
>>558047131were you in the zizi squad? (taking a shit as we speak)
>>558047668yea i'll guard you so take your time
>>558047825i logged off but thanks
>>558047649You should swipe
>>558047563>be a hero in a cool fantasy world and gain epic loot that feels specials and earned>or be a boring adult who buys his way through lifethe choice is clear
>>558047649you should wipeyour ass because you smell like shit
>DE doing hide teleport left-right [skirmisher shot] spam for 17 minutes on zerg>no one can do shitjesus
>>558048163may I sniff?
>>558048376It would be extremely pungent
>>558048376Why are femsuras like this?
>>558048712For you.
>>558047563Why pay to not play the game?
Is jizzlewood a faster source of clovers than wuvywuv reward tracks?
>>558051163I wuv you.
>>558051758Wuv u tooSo jizzlewood or retard tracks?
new bug ladies and gentleman, queued at reset was 2ndwas eating in front of the pc and just now instead of popping up the travel window guess what?the wvw page with you are in queue n° 57fuck you anet
https://en-forum.guildwars2.com/topic/168271-community-vote-fashion-week/the finalists are in and I failed to join them (I did not read the fine print that only certain countries are allowed (they did not include all the EU countries as eligible, not even Spain))
>>55805380915 does look like Poseidon but I want to get 12 pregnant
>>558051163Definitely not if you still have non-repeatable WvW tracks you could do, probably still not if you're doing repeatables but it might be close enough that you're better off because of the other stuff that drops.
>60 exotic luck away from buying all of the items I want from the eventIs there a good way to farm this shit with just core game, LWS1+2, and HoT? It's looking like buying 50g-100g worth of ectos to salvage might be my best option.
What are the armor and weapon pieces in this one?
They should really just list the items and dyes for every look. What even is this?
>>558055489gemstore headsoto chest and pantsfeet from lunar new year 2026weapon was from wizard coins if I recallnot sure about shoulders or gloves or back>>558055317gemstore headgemstore chestgemstore glovesgemstore shoessoto pantsBL key weaponnot sure about shoulders or back
I put together the sickest look a day after the submissions closedIt's better than most of the shortlist contendersWoe is me
>login>even rbl q 20+>logoutnew business model pay to not play
>>558053809>3/5ths of the finalists are FHDs>all of them are bad>3 out of 5 of the top community picks aren't FHDs>top pick is the only one actually godlikeI have lost faith in anet having any tastes. But at least the community isn't terrible.
>>558055489>>558055872what are the soto chest+legs called?
>>558059404Oneiros armorRequired to collect as part of the achievements to craft obsidian armorwow the coloration on the wiki is garishly ugly
>>558060306ohthat sounds like an immense amount of work
>>558060453oneiros isn't so bad, you just have to do some rifts and the meta events in nayos, it's the full obsidian armor that sucks ass
So, if Logan didn't have his cuck geas, Destiny's Edge probably would have actually stopped Krakatoa?
>>558055872Thanks, anon. You are a true fashionista.Do you know what these pieces are?Also, do gem store pieces cycle? Like can I expect to see these show up in the coming year or are they possibly locked away for 2+ years or forever?
>>558061287they would have been slaughtered, Krakky was not a jobber like zhaitan
Jennah is a psychic projection by her cat who is actually an elder dragon.
When will Trahearne return?
>>558063054Every time someone chops a logging node his return is set back sixth months. We're looking at tens of thousands if not hundreds of thousands of years.
>>558062361woad light helmwoad light pantsraven mantletribal shoeswings I think are from BL statues but they also gave them out for free a while back. They have 4 dye channels so you can make them rainbow.not sure on the chest but I believe it's a more recent skin, and I don't know the staff but it looks looks old, probably off the TPdunno about the glovesgem store pieces cycle every few weeks
pretty slim femcharr fridayvery disappointed
>Show the gods respectShut the FUCK up Kasmeer
>>558063995There is one femcharr in the finalist selection.
>>558053809wings should've been a instant disqualification and, dare I say, a week long in-game ban.
>>558053809The only ones that werent shit were 7 and the last one, which loses points for being glow shit. I speak as someone who'd totally have made the list if i applied yessiree.Is it bad Im giggling at the double digit votes? Its certainly a burn on the forum attendance
>>558065989this but perma ban
>>558066153That is one cute lil fuccboi
>go cap ruin>3 ele popup form behind>change map go cap ruin>no idea if 40 ppl or one mesmer>go back to other map cap ruin>FIVE thiefs
>the leading outfit is a white man>beating out the token black woman (13)The forum is surprisingly based. Imagine being 6 and 13 right now kek
>>558066612holy fuck 13 is hideous
>>558066612The forum consists of fat chicks who wanna ride that dude like he's the last horse to the cracker barrel
Is there a single salad in those 15?
>>558053809>the finalists are in and I failed to join themHopefully you didnt submit the picture you posted because I would have to agree even 13 beats it
>>558067057Presentation is what separates the glowshits from the slightly better glowshits.
>>558067187Isn't that just a black lady in decades armor with an upskirt
>>558067507>Isn't that just a black lady in decades armor Well, yeah>with an upskirtI find it offensive you call pants an upskirt
>>558053809I like 7 and 11
>>55805380911 is cool
YAAAASSSS MARJORY! Take that bigots!
>>558066891just a turd floating in a cosmic punch bowlzero business being in the finals of anything
>>558067187Ladies, gentlemen and those who can't make their minds up. We have a winner!
>But there is one they fear. In their tongue, he is CHUDSLAYER!
>>558073327That nigga is clearly named Galenir
>>558073621Anon, what the fuck do you think "in their tongue" means? It's a translation.
:°D
>>558062361>>558063983the staff is deathwish, i link it a lot
>0 buy orders on common unidentified equipmentCmon people its lunar new year dont you wanna turn essences into envelopes?
Is there a repository anywhere of voice lines for professions?I've been planning to make a FHD Mesmer but I heard one talking during combat earlier and she sounded cringe af, saying shit like, "Even your mind turns against you." I want to know what they sound like before investing in one. Norn or Sylvari might be better, for all I know.>>558077073Aren't ectos significantly better luck per gold to salvage?
>>558077621>Aren't ectos significantly better luck per gold to salvage?Probably. Replace 'essences' with whatever was the reason people bought them for until now, I just find it weird we're already at the point of loot inflation that theres no longer a TP demand for it. I guess the 'legendary essence of luck' in the wizardmart is doing a lot of heavy lifting too
>>558077621>NornMight makes me right!
Tequatl buddies?
>friday evening, peak weekend hours>nobody on WvW in my serverEOS soon
I have 2 PvP 2 WvW and 1 fractals legendary armourI figured I'd fill the last helmet slot with a pve piece, how grindy are the different options? I was gonna go for the obsidian piece but it requires a lot of soto grinding and the soto maps are uncomfy so I'm having second thoughts
How would you improve skiffs/make them more useful?
>>558077621Make a lvl 1 and bring it to the PvP lobby where you get instant access to all skills and stuff then click away
I missed Tequatl...
>>558080926Let you actually traverse between maps by water, there are loads of areas where you could cross water borders by map but right now it's just an invisible wall, they could make all of those invisible wall sections portals to adjoining maps
I just want a tequalt weapon, bros
I skipped tequatl to go grocery shopping
>>558080926Tbqh outside of aesthetics and fishing, they've given everything I would have wanted for a skiff to the skimmer>Can dive underwater>Super mobile above water>Passable combat capabilities>Can even fucking flyThere isnt much else you can give unless you turn them into full on batttleships capable of fast-travel or make them into a portable Mini-Hub when you're not sailing/fishing
>>557976943I love those emotes.
>>558081624boys shouldn't be whores..
>>558081624Completely and utterly repulsive.
>>558053809>1Thematically not GWAMMy. There were far more sparkleshits that looked more GWAMMy than this. Probably a troon that got put on the list with xer Protected Class Permit.>2 and 72 is a glowshit copy of 7 and 7 is a regular shit copy of two. I also wouldn't be surprised if this was a troon with multiple (bot) accounts that entered. Both GWAMMy, but there are so many of these same designs that my brain automatically stops registering their existence.>3Slightly GWAMMy and thematic, but there were better choices in the 70+ pages submitted.>4GWAMMy, but I have a sneaking suspicion they put the femcharr in there because they didn't want the entire fucking roster to be winged FHDs. Same with 3.>5*throws up*>5th place*throws up more*>6This guy really tried and I give him kudos for trying to go for a Diablo-vibed Godking type of design. Its sad he's last place. However, we prefer obnoxiously glowshitted, cookiecutter sluts and transgenderism signaling here more than any decent design. Sorry, bud.>8Not GWAMMy. At minimum its on here to avoid obvious bias.>9Blue Xera cosplay. Pretty good. Slightly unimaginative but it is far better than most of the shit submitted. Should have made it to 5th but again, we don't like good designs here.>10Finally! A good fucking GWAMM! Unfortunately, it is almost full payfag armor and its another staffslut.>11Pseudo-Ra cosplay should be second place. He tried. It looks good. Its actually godly.>12Thematic but not GWAMMy enough.>yet another staffslutAlso high-end generic.>13Shawty be floating, Shawty be mad>14th placeBut non-GWAMMy nigress ain't getting a bag>14>staffslut>wingsWouldn't be surprised if this was the third account of 2 and 7.>15Voted for this one. It is a Poseidon cosplay. The picture looks good. This design is far better than the majority of the participants. Its too bad anet has a boner for staffsluts or we'd actually get a roster of godlike designs.
>zerg vs zerg vs zerg>so much ppl that fps drop from 150+ to 30>we win>5 man squad with 3 ele 2 mesmer literally walk into zerg>half squad die>they walk away???
>>558081624>>558084920zamn
>>558081624how do you feel about dom futasura?
>>557868034i play gw2 with a model m keyboard and a xkeys ltrac trackball mouse
>>558087260Did the eles teleport on top of the zerg? If so, it was likely 3 dagger/dagger Catalysts porting with burning speed + lightning flash. They've got evade frames while doing it and if they're covered by two troubs they've got some invluns to weather out the usually slow reactions from zerg commanders who aren't paying attention to what a small squad can do.
I am so poor all the time in this game wtf
>>558090052Suck a dickRob a nigga
>>558090052What do you do every day in-game?Its not like there's a shortage of daily means of getting coin
>>558090507loot some JP chestscharge the crystallog out
>>558090507suck a dickrob a nigga
>>558090052you're probably not you just don't know how to convert all the random bullshit the game gives you into liquid gold. use gw2efficiency to get a full accounting of all your resources and then use fast.farm to learn the best way to convert that stuff into money
>>558091438gw2e lies and says I have 51 thousand goldbut I look in my inventory and have only 3 gold
>>558092195That's account value, tardo.
I deserve a Mesmer female (male) gf
>Weapon from Teq>Rampagersbros...
>>558094742counter argumentN
>>558094942get a load of this bookah
>>558094860>Weapon from TeqEXPLODE
>>558094860Stat swap dat shiet
>>558095746Damn you rightNow I have my rev swordsBecause I haven't statted caladbolg yet
>fight way to top of the tower of nightmares on public mode>see chest at end>can't open it>instance closing>whatever, these shit devs love to throw shit like gen 2 legendary mats into old content>instance closes>opening loot>chest key is in a fucking popup reward chest that isn't visible until you've opened all of the other fucking chests the raid pops upOH FOR FUCKS SAKE. There has to be a limit to how incompetent these fuckass devs can be. There is no excuse for being so retarded as to LOCK THE FUCKING REWARD CHEST AT THE END OF THE RAID and then give you the fucking key for finishing the raid instead of just letting everyone that makes it to the end able to open the fucking chest.
>>558097679Just open the chests lil bro
>>558097679Skill issue
>>558053809>a fucking picture contest of digital mmo characters is geographically lockedwew lad, glad I didn't participate then
>>558090052I RP as a maid for wealthy charr, great side hustle
>>558097679Filtered by a lil chesty westy
>>558099108I always see a sub fhd in a maid outfit and a horny name with her mistress posing silently in DR I just know it's two men writing smut to each other in whispers
>>558099289>just know it's two men writing smut to each other in whispersLiterally actually what is wrong with this.
>>558099620He's just jealous he's a shit writerCome back to the rp babe
This game is very comfy desu some of the maps are genuinely just a pleasure to hang out in, it's a shame it's not very social though, some old maps need updating too, I would love some social minigames and stuff in amnoon oasis, playing cards and stuff in the casino would be kino
>>558099620It's gay>>558099703OwO what's this *nuzzles you*
>>558099946How is it gay? Next you'll tell me>two guys watching a porn is gay>boys sharing nudie mags is gay>Jerking your bro off when his arm is broken is gay>vr sex is gayHow about you grow the fuck up
>>558094860I'll trade you the 2 ascended weapon coffers I got to drop in exchange for it, I just want the Tequatl torch for my necro after all these years and the game refuses to drop it for me
>>558098153>>558098463>>558099168First time I cleared it, I went in solo and ran into more people one at a time until we had a little group of about 5 that cleared the whole tower. Took forever.Went back in to see if there was another group running it, and found a 20+ man zerg led by a commander taking everyone to every achievement chest and page of notes. Took like 10 minutes and I got to use both keys at the end.Still fucky design, imo, but it worked out in the end.
>>558100160>vr sex is gayOh god you just reminded me of that one "oh please oh please" webm
femcharr friday is over in 3 hours
>open follower list>person standing next to me has me addedO-oh...
>>558102137hi
>>558102137See you soon ;)
Oh my god, this shit game strikes again.>open a rift with the help of a rando>first time inside one>"what's this swirly purple thing down here?">no tooltip when mousing over it>step up to it>press "interact">FLASHES "ESCAPE FROM RIFT">TELEPORTS ME TO AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT ZONE THAN THE ONE I WAS IN>teleport back to where I opened the rift>run towards it>just as I reach it, it closesWHAT SUBHUMAN FUCKING IDIOTS DESIGNED THIS GAME?How do you manage to fuck up literally every single thing you touch like this?
>>558103181>otherworldly magical phenomenon need to explain themselves to mengmi
>>558103181What?
>>558070795>its soo unfashionable to be suspicious of strangersthey write this tripe with a straight face and wonder why no one can take their horseshit story seriously
>>558102137There's a follower list?
>>558103590It's below the lfg tab
>open follower list>it's empty:(
>>558070795>to look suspicious of outsidersESL here, what does this mean? "look x of x" is a phrasal verb, right?
>open flower list>it's says less violence, more violets:)
>>558103819eyup
>>558103181>>558103286>>558103458AND NOW LOOK AT THIS SHIT.I survived a rift, escaped without dying, went to check the achievements, couldn't make sense of the Helpful Hero one, looked it up, only to find you're not even supposed to use the "escape" portal at all. You're supposed to run to one of the floating islands because a magical fucking bridge appears after the boss dies.And it's all time based, so fuck you if you don't want to go full autism trying to get a riftstalker item. Retarded devs.
What are followers? One-way friends? I've got 20 people I can't remember meeting in there.
>>558104703You friend someone: They appear on your friends list, and you appear on their follow listSomeone else friends you: You appear on their friends list, they appear on your follow listYou friend each other: You both appear on each other's friends list
>anon just logged into mistlock
>>558104703it's your stalkersyou can block them and then unblock them if you want to remove them
Do people not get a friend request pop up or something when you add them to your friends list?
>>558108073there might be a chat option for that
>>558092797>of 437,949
>>558097679You can literally find the Tower of Nightmares chest where all the skritt are in the cave to the west in Lions Arch. You can then loot it freely at your leisure
>>558110104It only tracks people that have entered their API key
>>558067187I just submitted my brand cat and made up a story that they're a new divine branded god who usurped Kralky, yes I am not creative.
Let me tell you a story. One the ashmakers will weave for centuries to come.
ratturday
>can't complete all jumping puzzles because some of them are located in wvw which I will never touch Why do they want to force solo pveasy players like me to play this uncomfy game mode?
What would you say is the GWAMM equivalent of GW2, if there were ever to be a HoM-like thing? A big AP number (40k? 50k?), or maybe a meta-achievement for collecting titles like God of WvW/Fractal God/Champion Brawler/etc?
>>558119879they would definetely scale it by AP
>>558119440it's easy to do them without running into players
>braham>furniggers>tranny dragon>constant retarded fetch quests and heart bing bing wahoo minigames to progress the story>masteries all useless outside of two mapsIBS is fucking shit.
>>558119879Going based off of GW1Pvp Titles, Raid achievements, WvW titles, Map exploration, Legendary crafting, Thirst SlayerNew things could include rare collection achievements and probably ingame milestones like the Achiever titles tied to AP points
>>558120164What's wrong with Braham?
>>558120469his coming of age arc has been going on for 10 years
>He'll be back, his pride wont let him stay away long
I was trying to finish Sunless chivo for the title and got on super early only for 100 people to burn the boss to 2 and 3rd phase so i can't get the vortex.Very cool...
>>558123512That was me, sorry...
>>558123512it was always pretty tough since the meta for the boss since vanilla has been burning the boss from one burn phase to anothernot even kiddingthe average close kill would take like 12 minutes to get the boss to 75%, then use the remaining 3 minutes to burn the boss 3 times.i think you get (or used to get) like one vortex the moment teq stands up before fucking off again
>>558123512If its for watery grave, you can get in after the lizard is dead, there's a backdoor in the water behind the treasure chest>use teq's backdoor anonhttps://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Watery_Grave
>>558125908Cumming inside of roadkill isn't cool but i shall
I want another character slot for a 4th femcharr...
Base revenant feels so bad
>>558128828poo poo class overall
elementalist or mesmer?
>>558130545I wanted to gear up a different qdps, I wanted to give my F1 key a break after playing quickzerker after all this time
>>558128828I like all of Rev's elite specs but it just doesn't even function as a core spec compared to every other class in the gameDon't even bother playing it unless you can boost it to 80 instantly IMO
>>558131665That's what I did, I felt bored and decided to go through HoT for my hero points. Some HPs felt a lot harder compared to the classes I did them on
>>558130774ele = fun + autismmesmer if you want to play the game and win
>>558132642That's because HoT is hard mode compared to the rest of the game.If you don't pay attention you get fucked by basic mobs, and hero challenges are basically dungeon bosses. Unlike the rest of the game which is a theme park for drooling retards.
>>558133656That's why I did it, I miss the OG frog hero point
>>558133656PoF has some hard content like the bounties tbf, some map events are really hard to solo too
>>558133656I recently found a tutorial npc in the fucking Silverwastes that I never noticed before. He treats you like you just got boosted to 80 and don't know what to do. He points you at a lot of different kinds of content to do at max level, but if you ask about HoT he warns you that it's very hard, and if you ask about PoF he also says some shit like, "The desert shows no mercy".He directly references UI elements like, "open your story tab and activate this story step to go to Maguuma Jungle", so he breaks the 4th Wall. I can't think of anyone else that does that, off the top of my head.
>>558135563I think that npc was added when lvl 80 boosts first came out
Eu femsura seeking eu femsura
>>558136874I'm an eu femsura but I'm not seeking an eu femsura
>>558136425Ah. I've never even used mine. It's just permanently sitting in my inventory, being annoying. I always want to learn my characters slowly while leveling up. Plus, map completion is less annoying when you're leveling. It turns into a slog as soon as you hit max level and stop getting little dopamine hits every 20 minutes.
>>558137648Not even for friends?
>>558137768just burn it and delete the characternot even anet gms can remove your level 80 boost and unlock the slot
>>558137768I've used all my boosts either on a wvw character for celestial gear or on a parking farm alt
>>558137828I'm too socially awkward, I have 0 friends
1h in eb queue then like 10 ppl are at spawn, another 10 are in keep, cant find ppl arodund, no one talk, at swords is the other 2 factions fighting
>>558138606post rat
Eu ratfucker seeking eu femsura
>>558122000kek
>>558122000>so this is pact justice?
>>558138647
>>558139182cute now where can i find you
>>558119440obsidian sanctum is its own instance in wvw, so you're likely to never see anyone in there unless its on a daily or something. it has a lot of sections and no checkpoints, so if you die and there's no one around, you're going to have to start from the beginning again. the one on the alpine borderlands (some kind of vault idr) is pretty easy, but has two parts to do. hardest part is just getting there unscathed and hoping no one else is doing it. more likely to run into people from your team there, so you might luck out and have someone already finishing it open it for you.
ONE OF THE BAKERS HEREHOW WOULD YOU FAGGOTS LIKE A /gw2g/ FASHION CONTEST SINCE THE OFFICAL ONE IS A SHITSHOW??capslock for visibility
>>558140316>he thinks an autistic version wont be just as bad
>>558140516there are only two outcomes to this:>its so fucking bad that its hilarious (therefore better than official)>its actually good (therefore better than official)
>>558140316ok this is mine
>>558140316bet it will go like in pic relatedcould be fun tho
>>558141140i nominate wvwratte even though they haven't been seen in a while
>>558140936>>558141140>>558141212not yet, I am gauging interest. if I get at least 10 anons interested, then the next thread will have the rulesthinking:>keyphrase with pic used to submit entry>the poll will be points based using a safe IP grabbing bitcoin miner>winner gets to bypass the "No avatarfags for the OP pic" rule and get posted for the immediate thread after + any future possible threads
2 rat for the Ratturday
>>558142083thats a big sword on her back.any chance she has extra equipment of a similar size?
>>558088139If you're on NA, I've got a sub femmerat who loves them.
>>558143110ium not on NAguess it'll jkust have to be whispers and imagination
>>558143335Can you whisper cross server? Don't think so.But post your name and we can see?
>>558143624you can whisper x server you just cant visit people cross server
>>558140316>implying anyone here is rich enough to be able to reward atleast 3-5 people
>>558143773>>558143335Then what's your name?
>>558143898>sharing name on 4chan :c
>>558143991*smooch*
I did not buy the last two expansions. that make me feel like i should never play this again, with the Guild Wars 3 rumors that's floating around
>>558142372nah, she is classic small titty goth gf with a puss
>>558144062Just do it if you wanna talk ^^Also can I have the match the shapes captcha back and not the look at all the triangles
>>558144087GW3 is going to be years away still
>>no bruh condi is crap in le cornerstone game>half red team is condi bunker guard/engi/ele>shit burns like is raining diarrhea>ppl die left and right with 12k burn/tick
>>558144881I think it'll be sooner than that but it's also going to be like a PoE/PoE2 or WoW Retail/Classic or Runescape/OSRS situation where they're actively supporting both games with staggered release cycles and not just moving from one game to the next like they did with GW1/GW2.
>>558145274im playing condinigger atmim not having funbut can't really play much else in this shit meta
>>558143794>anyanon giving any poorfags anything of monetary value on 4chinHere's a (You). But seriously >>558141597
>>558141597I can make a wallpaper for winner(s) or something
Shoulda enter my godly charr. I even got some crabby followers and that thing even built me a shrine to worship my fab furself.
>>558148837wow a new entry
>>558140316That's 5 anons interested.Who else?
>>558148895>belly buttonhold up, i always thought asura lay eggs from their buttholes like random chicken because of all the incubators laying around allover the place
ummmwhat did anet mean by dat doe?
>>558150374It will be your default fashion template for your bookah remover if you click yes.
>>558140316Eh, why not.. If its got a date and time I can drop in for, I can at least show up
thanks weekly key jejejej
>>558151568How do you pronounce jejejej
The harvest has been bountiful this raturday...very good.
>>558151557Yeah, once I get enough interest the very next thread will be the entry thread. There will be something you copy-paste on your post that includes a picture of the character you want to enter. No name needed.Then once the thread hits bump, I'll make a poll using the entry pictures and anons can select as many as they like. The one who gets the most points will get to feel important as their abomination will get put in the next OP.
>be me>get paired into tumbleweed server>why not start a gen 2 legendary journey?>listen to the voices>oh cool, hunt tigers n sheeeeit>servers reset next friday, i should have had this done in case the next pairing is alive and kicking>chuka vol 2>make stacks of fucking elder shortbows for no goddamn reason, they call it "war effort!">do stack of bows huntsman requests>do some other shit in the meantime>oh btw do this step again in case you didn't like the previous step the first time>175 more bows to make, no wood leftso just like what happened with the fucking raven staff, make stacks of fucking elder staves? fuck you anusnet, this is not a journey, this is a chore slog and an excuse to sell mithril logging axes. or paypig an endless logging tool!
>>558148895He looks like he asks dudes "Never had your dick sucked by a boy before, bookah?" regularly.
Very glad that gw2 exists, it's a perfect "home" game to come back to when I've tried the newest slop of the month AAA game, or replayed some of the classics. No hurry, just do a couple of metas, a few strikes, stalk the femsuras, it's perfect.
>>558152186idk ask the french
>>558152186d-g-e
went over mat storage cap on ectos, are they used for anything that requires me to hoard them or can I TP the excess?not interested in legendaries for now other than maybe a set of armor from pvp and/or rAIDS
>>558152898Can always salvage it to get t6 dust.
>>558152292Part 2 is where they went "oh right precursors are expensive" and added in a fat mat sink to make it so doing it this way would also be expensive.
>>558152371mouth typically too full to be witty
>>558152292a summary of chuka and champawat is basicallyyou shoot cats so you can shoot cats
>>558153282also didn't realize i need leather up the ass for bowstrings. i weep, all the mithril ore and t5 leather scraps i've sold for the last year. too poor now to buy all these leathers and logs. i will be roleplaying lumberjack for the next few months and getting daily piñata/metas for amalgamated lodestones. i have only 20 of them left. i guess i just stick with the invader shortbow from the badge merch. lame. i probably won't see this leggy at all this year. SADface
>>558153882i'll be a cat shooting cats at cats (who may also be shooting cats at a cat). this irony fell flat on its face, i bet i have to do fractals too. fuck...fuck
>>558154458yes but it's relatively easyget into quickplay colossus, then just stay inside after everyone leaves.
>4 million exp for gayline glidingit's so tiresome...And I've barely touched any of the other HoT mastery tracks
>mesmer on top sm with balista>hit me that im near gate>see dh jump on him>he jump down>land whole hunters call then bluster while he glide>he have 3% hp>npc chain cc me>he walk away>shitpost on my blog
>>558152292I think it took me 6 month doing daily lazy elder wood run allover siren's landing to finish that task lol.
>>558155090do the adventures, even silver medal is good exp. Dragon meta + octovine too
>>558155090>chug xp booster and all kinds of xp gainer>kill yellow trash mob once until it stackit will net you 8-10k xp from every mobs if you do it properly, that's like one event done per trash mob
>>558155090Picrel simple as.
>go to black citadel to do stuff>some charr around, cool>go to rata sum to do stuff>some asura around, cool>go to divinity's reach to do stuff>annoying faggots playing poorly on instruments and spamming spell effects
is the story still bad? I haven't play since the end of secrets of the obscure
>>558157953>Be miserable autist>NOOO stop having fun in ways I can't understand this makes me so angry WHY DO PEOPLE HAVE FUN IN DIFFERENT WAYS TO ME
>>558157953>people who play the most uncreative, bland characters are boring and lame
>>558157953>>558158385>be miserable autist>see someone that is 1% more autisticREEEEEEE
>>558158236It doesn't really get worse than the Nayos stuff from SotO but JW had the same pattern where the base expansion was mostly okay and then the patch story is terrible. The base story of VoE is a lot better than either of them, but there wasn't any story in the first patch and the remaining two patches could easily shit the bed as hard as SotO/JW.
>>558158236Still annoying, because they stretch it needlessly with yapping and chores. Also JW didn't have half the voice acting almost until VoE launch lol
>>558158770ToucheI'm not miserable though I'm fairly free spirited for an autist as it goes
i-its just lag you b-baka !!!11
oh goddamnit are you fucking kidding me? i still have to do all this actual raid wing achievement stuff for envoy armor, you can't just buy it with LIs?fucking lame
>>558158236>>558158850I just finished JW yesterday and it's the first time in the history of gw2 that I actually became invested in the story and really started to get into it then it ended abruptly at the midway point and I realised it really was too good to be true
>>558159352>F ing a down in a blob fightretard momentguaranteed a rallybot on your team dies and they get a rez. you're better off beating their ass instead
>>558157953clearly you didnt head to the Black Citadel cooking station if you have had a positive opinion there
>>558159568i see a skill spam that land 0 hits on a downed that port around not a F
Big head asura or small head asura?
so what are the current blob diving profs/builds for the subhuman gamemode?
>>558160005Whichever is giving me head
>>558160639
>>558162154Oos didnt mean to reply to that post
>>558162274Why not
>>558140316>anon unironically asking input for a 4chan fashion contesttrans coded gametrans coded general>>558141597>winner gets to bypass the "No avatarfags for the OP pic" rulewhat rule? You've posted my avatar on numerous occasions. If you niggers were truly interested in doing a fashion contest like a bunch of vagina-havers you wouldnt need any reward incentives.
>>558155090>i have to....play le game??
>>558140652Jesus christ>>558140316What will be the theme?
>>558140316Yeah I'm down>>558164650>NOOO THATS NOT HOW YOURE SUPPOSED TO HAVE FUN ITS WRONG ITS WRONG ITS WRONG
>>558150374I haven't seen you at Tequatl lately, Tequatl buddy
>>558164930>NOOO THATS NOT HOW YOURE SUPPOSED TO HAVE FUN ITS WRONG ITS WRONG ITS WRONGYes, unironically. And just out of spite the fashion contest will be RATS ONLY
>>558165242One of those jade mechs is mine.
>>558122000
>>558165887kek
>I can farm the berries on all of my altsoh okayback to the bitterfrost frontier
>>558165887I knew Ryland was based
>>558166547He didn't inherit his fathers taste in women, Cinder is hideous.
>>558169770You right brother, I'd Cinder back for a return
>>558164650Most likely because you posted something memeable.>>558164834Free for all.
i fucking hate Castora so much its unreal
>>558164650>you wouldnt need any reward incentives>anon doesn't shitpost for (You)s>anon doesn't shitpost for the ultimate (You)
>Can play herald with DUAL katanas and invoke the DRAGONwhat a cool class
>like mace/mace - hammer ranger>mobility is 0fuck
>>558171650play soulbeast and use a bird merge
It's Salad Saturday
Speaking of, what is the least shit prof to use a hammer on in pvp?What about rifle other than heal mesmer?
>>558170606>shitposting for (You)sI finally see why an earlier tranny fit depriving of someone (You)s impotently thought it would affect someone who gives not a shit about "collecting (You)s". You might need to disconnect for the internet for a while if you're unironically saying your motivation is farming (You)s.>anon doesn't shitpost for the ultimate (You)what *is* the "ultimate (You)" here exactly?
which one is the actual arcdps and which one is the keylogger/phishing site?
>>558174126i used deltaconnected, but i also uninstalled it after a while because it was causing crashes and i don't care to go back to it since nobody in my guild cares about it anymore.
>>558173637let me verbalize the pic so you have a better understanding of what I am trying to convey>Where do you think we are?
>>558174126use raidcore Nexus instead, its an addon manager with auto updates with arcdps included and will auto disable if it stops working (ie. crashes your game)also has an addon that brings back the original FHD idle and an addon called fastload that gives you faster loading screens for PvE (its disabled in wvw and pvp)
>>558175363Wife
>>558175363>Taimi telling Kasmeer she can't BELIEVE that she's going to fit what they're staring at up her ass
>>558174913that is cheating and will get me bannedyou might not get banned and that's great for you, but if I use it, I will get banned, I just know
>>558175363I will never not be upset about Taimi being perfectly fine thanks to jade tech right after LW4 gave her a time limit.
>>558174836>dipshit thinks I can read his mind and know exactly what the fuck hes saying with his pictureIts a shame you cant just verbalize your fucking point.
Going for my third free ascended weapon from tequatl
>>558113247would breed
>>558176781infertile
>>558176407Don't make me explode you
>>558176250that meme is fucking ancient you retarded newfag
>>558176825>infertile Skill issue. Lemme smash and I'll prove it.
