Director Approved EditionA general thread to discuss Dispatch by AdHoc Studioshttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2592160/Dispatch/>Dispatch merch storehttps://store.adhocla.com/>Dispatch Switch Edition Launch:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flCnsbSrYuw>Fanart Fridayshttps://x.com/theAdHocStudio/status/2022430636703625582Previous thread: >>557605326
My life for Mandy
>>557894827Flambert <3333
>>557894827>>557894870you IDIOT
First time ever I've started a general.Fixed the broken link to switch launch trailer that has been broken for the past 3 threads.Also update the fanart friday with the most recent post.
Is it really just five of us left?
>>557895169THAT MESSAGE WAS LATE! What should've I included in the OP? Results of the valentine contest or some shit?
>>557895169>>557895205Highest INT Blazer Glazer right there, y’all
>>557895304Drunk anons are in alcohol induced coma. The rest are sleeping. They will trickle down soon enough.
are we all in the /v/ thread right now
>>557897047I don't visit /v/ anymore.
https://files.catbox.moe/rjis5w.mp4
good night /sdn/
>>557910801Goodnight, BBfren.
Anons, what's your take on the possibility of AdHoc studio using AI to ''assist'' in writing and developing Season 2? Realistically this is whats going to happen, right now they are literally making tech-demos based on fucking prompts. The future of gamedev is fucking scary if you think about it, but that's just me.
>>557912078I wouldn't be shocked though it would be disappointing. However, didn't AdHoc release a PR statement decrying AI in the creative process? Saying that it amounts to laziness? Which... well it does.
>>557912192>didn't AdHoc release a PR statement decrying AI in the creative processDidn't know about that, but it's based of them if they did
>>557912098Stop making art with Robert having a fucking ChadJaw. He is not masculine, he is a fucking twink.
>>557912648You're acting like I drew this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZlXBr2zBFk
Cute
Invisimech <3333
the jews have cursed my whole bloodline since roman times to make sure i don't get to have this. Even today, benjamin netanyahu personally hires the most powerful of all rabbis from nyc AND tel aviv to cast their vile jewish spells, taking this away from me
>>557923968It's what you get for being a filthy goy.
>>557895539>Drunk anons are in alcohol induced comaAfter 12 hours of sleep, I have awoken. Have a Phenomamal Tomboy Thursday /SDN/
>>557897047Kek, I just checked it out, and I'm not disappointed>BLAZER IS CANON ONLY VIRGINS AND BROKEN BOYS PICK VISI MANDY IS BETTER SHE IS BETTERSomeone's working extra hard.
I love my cute wabi-sabi gap moe gamer shitposter cinephile horny clingy jealous stalker red flag corny virgin laser-riding-badass attention-seeking clean brown tomboy gf with ADHD, asthma, smoking addiction, insecurities, a foul mouth, a below average IQ and delicious "cake".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6w2WsctfaMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ic2C9B2bu7M
Jeet and Schizoposter are working overtime on /v/.
>>557930374Basedkeeping the culture alive
>>557930374>visiniggers hate Blazer because she's White!>they love visicunt because she's a mutt!Jesus Christ, what kind of mental illness is this. Blazer deserves better fans.
What about blazer attracts these kinds of autists?
>>557932726I don't know but I'm cracking up right now, it's so ridiculous watching them come up with shit like that. Like, it's not that fucking deep, I prefer Visi because she's more interesting in my eyes, that's all. Meanwhile BBfags:>virtue signaling! >underage broken boys! >they hate Blazer because she's white! >they don't care about Robert!>virgins!Kek
Someone grab the fucking screencaps! We could live off of them for months! QUIIIICK TAKE THE SCREENCAPS!
This guy is still this assmad about a fictional character half a year later lmfao
>>557932726A bit off topic, but I’m genuinely curious how people live who take all of Visi’s banter in episode 4 at face value. I had a friend like that once, who didn’t understand subtext, couldn’t read between the lines, and didn’t get jokes or sarcasm at all. He was constantly getting offended by everyone around him or misreading other people’s intentions, and eventually everyone just stopped talking to him
>Visifags when they're talking shit about BB: haha gottem, courtneychads we can't stop winning amiright????>Visifags when BBfags talk shit back: AIIIEEEEEEEE NO STOP YOU CAN'T DO THAT BBJEET COURTNEY WON COURTNEY WONwhy are you fags so insecure
>>557934854It might be genuine autism. And I'm not talking about le meme "I'm so quirky" type, but real deal on the spectrum type shit.
>>557935089But we aren't talking shit about Blazer, we are making fun of you insecure faggots who are still seething after four months. And I'm not telling you to stop kek, it's entertaining as fuck
>>557935089Cept its always an autistic BBfag that starts essayposting? I didnt see anyone shittalk BB in that thread beforehand
>>557935365>a-actually we're not seething you're seething! I-It's entertaining!!sure thing man
>>557935512Why would I seethe again? I don't need to feel insecure because it's obvious that you mad BBfags are just a vocal minority, and seeing the vocal minority being so mad is indeed entertaining.
>>557935714>Look I posted it again!definitely not seething
>>557935757I don't think you know what seething means bro.
Rei or Asuka
>>557935980seething is shitting and crying and accusing anyone of being BBjeet whenever someone mentions that they like BB and not invisigal
>>557936231I think seething is writing 5 page essays whenever someone writes an obvious shitpost
>>557936231That would be true. But I don't accuse anyone of being a BBjeet just because they prefer BB over Visi which is totally understandable. BBjeet behavior is writing essays about why Visi is the wrong choice and why visifags hate Blazer because she's white and why picking Visi is virtue signaling and why only underage virgins prefer her and >>557932726 and broken boys and virtue signaling and virgins and... now that's, that's seething.
>>557936660>It's only a shitpost if you call me out for it Schrodinger's excuse
>>557936031Asuka, Courtney, Morrigan, Lae'zel, Jack, Viconia, Yennefer, Wenduag, Kibellah
>>557936971I like how you keep ignoring the main point
>>557937356>ignoring the main pointI'm directly addressing it visitardYou spamming endlessly about how visi is better than BB and then throwing a shitfit when someone turns it around with an actual argument is the crux of the issue here
>>557934179
>>557937857Perfecto.
>>557937857I like how I can tell its the same seething autists from 4 months ago by how much they keep mentioning how people "hate blazer because she's white"Why dont they just let it go at this point lmfao
>>557937857You make these collages as a coping mechanism for the fact that for the most part they're valid reasons not to like Visi. So the next time someone points out the truth to you, rather than address it you can just post it again and pretend you won
>>557938991Most of these posts are BBfags delusions about Visifags and not arguments against Visi herself though
I fucking love the drama! The shitflinging, name calling, slurs thrown around like they're worth nothing. I live for this shit. I don't even care who's right, who's wrong, what romance is canon or not.
>>557938991>for the most part they're valid reasons not to like Visishitposting about visifags being underage broken boys who hate blazer because she's white isn't providing valid reasons not to like visi, it's providing valid reasons to make fun of bbfags for being schizos.
>>557939375Waifuwars on 4chan always provide one of the best forms of entertainment
>>557939674For me it's like watching a house on fire with the married couple trapped inside, but instead of figuring out a way to escape, they start fighting over who caused the fire.Meanwhile, I'm the man outside the house who can hear them screaming at each other and coughing to death as the smoke slowly kills them. Now, I could help, call the fire department and what not, but I'm just far more entertained by the raging flames.
>The reaction to the character of Blonde Blazer is a fantastic insight into how damaged society is desu. Explains why 60% of Gen Z men have never asked a girl out, and just over 70% have never had intercourse. Back in the 60s or 80s she’d have been seen as boring, predictable, the safe “good girl” trope guys tolerated but didn’t crave. An ideal on paper, maybe, but lacking fire, edge, or real passion. Back when men weren’t scared of intensity, when they could handle a woman with depth, chaos, and unfiltered desire.>These blazerfags don’t want a real woman—they want a mommy. Someone to gently guide them, validate their feelings, and shield them from anything challenging or uncomfortable. Blonde Blazer is their fantasy: soft, nurturing, endlessly patient, never pushing them out of their comfort zone.>I really see people saying there’s zero chemistry between her and Robert… Like, I’m just lost at that point. These people are beyond saving. The real chemistry explodes with Invisigal—the raw tension, the push-pull, the late-night confrontations and obsessive longing. Anyone who says there’s no spark there is clearly someone who’s never had a moment like that with a woman. The kind where emotions run hot, boundaries blur, and every interaction feels dangerously alive. So many damaged men that never grew up properly and can’t relate to the thrill of complicated intimacy and human connection like that because they’ve only chased safe, surface-level stuff—or never chased at all.>Broken boys. Broken boys everywhere. Even in fiction, they can’t trust and connect with a magnetic, flawed girl like Invisigal. It’s sad. Their comfort zone is blandness. They pull back into their shell of polite distance, emotional repression, and passive avoidance. And Blonde Blazer supplies that. It’s what’s familiar to them—sterile, low-risk, no real stakes, just mommy’s warm embrace. It’s very deeply saddening.
>>557939428>anything that makes me uncomfortable is a schizopostWhatever you say
>>557940180claiming that visifags hate blazer because they didn't choose her is already schizoterritory. claiming that they hate her because she's white is peak schizoposting.
>>557940143It always takes a moment to figure out if it's the BBjeet original classic™ or the reverse version.
>>557940094In the end most of us are just busting balls, at this point we all have firmly established views and it comes down to shitflinging just for the sake of it. It's only a few schizos who are still very deep in the waifuwar trenches and take it very personally.
Robert has only tasted ONE pussy, and we all know it was _______.
>>557937857>bottom rightI can't believe that fags on /v/ didn't recognize that post as an ironic pasta.Like, that shit is so obviously a pasta.
>>557942374https://youtu.be/r-ECvI5rD40?si=UfzgBHHCKfIUUojK
>>557942607Mandy's.
>>557942767
Licking every inch of Mandy's tummy
What is /SDN/ for you, anons?
>>557946385Get all the sappy shit out of your system. You know we love that shit here.
>>557946385Black girls
>>557946385is this a "where do you see us in 5 years" conversation because I'm not ready for that level of commitment
>>557946779Waterboy, please stay on topic.
>>557946385It reminds me that I'm not the only autist who still can't get over Dispatch and serves as a great place for shitposting related for it. I generally avoid /vg/ but /SDN/ is an exception. >inb4 reddit/twitter/discord/whateverI know that the communities there are larger and more lively, but I can't stand their etiquette. I prefer someone to openly call me a faggot instead of trying to get under my skin while being careful not to violate some rules, and I want to be able to do the same.
>>557947917You're such a fucking faggot. And I love you for it.
>>557948098Love you too fag, love all of you.
>>557947917It's quite the same for me as well. I prefer smaller communities, the ones where everyone starts recognizing each other, (yeah, I know I'm retarded for saying this about an anonymous message board), a place where local memes naturally form instead of wholesome gay shit forced down the throats by mods.
>>557930032>cyчкa я, зoвyт PoбepтKek. I'm not Russian but I learned the language a bit, I love stumbling upon random shit like this. The Radio cover ain't bad but the voice lacks Bershy's timbre.
I wish I could pick Coop
>>557957749I wish coop still had her long hair from the comics
>>557958609
>>557957749Coop is for Colm
>>557959869What is this image a reference to?
>>557960006
>>557960363Oh
Invisigal ASMR if anyone is interested:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p07RDy5JMaY&t=138sThe artist is doing a good job with the voice too
>>557960878No, I'm not listening to this. I'm not doing that to myself.
>>557961310Good night then, I am going to listen to that until I fall asleep
>>557962347Good night, I still have to go through the ritual of getting drunk before I go to sleep.
Hear me out Blazer in a sling bikini
Who in the Z-team would be most likely to beat ascension 20 in Slay the Spire?
>>557969031Golem next question
>>557970749Robert after Mandy took the house and kids and the dog in the divorce
>>557959485That is better
good night /sdn/, >>557962730 the deed is done. i love you faggots
>>557980856good night
Flambald
>>557986782About as cursed as this.
>>557987763Nothing cursed about that
>>557988349Them being besties, no. Flambae kissing Prism on the cheek, yes.
>>557988473he's just a really big fan
Couldn't fucking post since ublock origin lite sees the captcha thing as ad. Fuck you Hiro
>>557992293how long did it take for you to figure that out
>>557992835about 10 mins
Why are you guys such faggots
I'm officially switching to Blonde Blazer from Invisigal
>>557994929you're gonna have to be more specific
>>557995483You want to eat out Phenomaman's otherworldly cloaca
>>557986782>that one strand of hairkek
>otherworldly cloaca
>>557995652I don't think I've heard someone say otherworldly cloaca out loud before
Why did we have such a successful /v/ thread the other night
>>557996924sometimes shit just pops offWe should have one every wednesday for dispatch wednesdays
>>557996924We had one that reached bump limit and another that was simple about relationship advice lmao
>>557989629Flambae going undercover as a hijab wrapped woman would be hilarious. He'd hate being so subtle and covert, too. A single comment could piss him off and torch the whole charade.
https://twitter.com/BlazerPosting/status/2024158765751128330When mandy uses her serious adult voice
You will respect Robert!
>>557999103
>>557999365When a woman punches a guy it's hot. When a man punches a woman it's assault.
>>557999434This but unironically and I say that as a man
>>558000965Clean it up, Janny.
>>558008289are they actually shipping flambae and blazer or are my eyes deceiving me
>>558008789I think the artist is just drawing random scenarios >>557987763
>>558009828I wish I was molested more.
>>558011505Same
>>558013502night.
nighty night!
>>558014235>>558013891>>558013502>Good nightIt's a little after 8am in Europe and I just came back from my night shift ):
>>558014336I'll be up tonight monitoring the thread, don't worry.
>>557912192so did larianmoney ruins everything
>>557968842i need further convincing
>>558014623mandy eating courtney
>>558014849for real, why does this art exist? vorefags deserve death in Flambe's fires
>>558016209
>>558016297
>>558016387
>>558016478
>>558016568
>>558016661what a qt
Robert and Villain Visi be like
>>558012468I wish we had Flambae interacting with Beef =/He looked annoyed when Shroud had him, so clearly he likes Beef
Do we consider Visi to be a better flirter than Azula?https://youtu.be/zyawPIP7kwU?si=fMYpRxtNNIBER5Pc
>>558018334I think more interactions between characters all around is a must if we're to ever get season 2. There's so much potential to be explored.
We will die soon.
>>558019650It's over
>>557894827Do boys always blush the first time they receive head
>>558019650>>558019901>Why does no one wanna post at 5am? It’s literally hecking over!
>>558020423my post was more of a joke, I'm sure it'll be fine.>>558020402if they're touch starved maybe
>>558019650Cease doomposting immediately
I give us one more day at most
>>557996924a rare case of both the jeet and the schizo posting at the same time. if one of them was missing, the thread would die after an hour.
>>558020580Nope. We will make it to #50, trust the plan.
>>558020580I give us 20 mins tops, it's over
I’m gonna say it, and I don’t care who I piss off.Invisigal is one of the best written female characters in video games.
>>558019650>>558019901>>558020423
>>558021663Well, I'm pissed. Not off, but I feel like I was on.
>>558021663I don't know if I would go that far, episodes 7&8 are a bit of a detriment to her writing. That said I definitely consider her one of the best female characters in recent vidya. And I'm not talking about her just as a romance interest, but as a whole character. Those little moments like that smile at the leaderboard, the dumb salute, the wink during the party, the entire cinema scene... And all this combined with her flaws makes her feel much more genuine.
So the Xbox fags are never getting a port, are they? What is even going on with their platform? I don't remember a SINGLE exclusive game getting released on their platform in this generation or the previous.
I remember the days when games would be released on PC and Xbox with no PS3 releases. Stuff like Left 4 Dead 1 and 2, Mass Effect, Dead Rising, Alan Wake and other games. But now it's the opposite for some reason.
>>558020803>the jeet and the schizoThe twin pillars keeping the Dispatch community alive on 4chan.
>>558022805>>558023069Xbox's kinda dead, no wonder AdHoc prioritized PC and PS, like most other studios. And now it's on Switch too, I doubt that an Xbox port would be very profitable for them.
so what is the obsession with this shitty light novel game?
>>558027931memorable characters who are surprisingly not woke and waifus, waifus are the main cause of obsession.
>>558027931for me the grills, specifically one
>looked at the mirror and peeped the horrorYup, tonight I'm joining the ranks of visiholics.
>>558028639Don't go too hard homie.
>>558028748It's just 5 beers and a can of Dr Pepper to cheer me up. I'll try not to Gosling out publically.
Yeah 5 beers ain't shit, it'll leave you buzzed a little probably, but nothing to crash out over
>>558028639have fun anon, just don't overdo it.
>>558028996Thanks.
>>558029226What would Sonar's favorite Harem anime be?
>>558028906>>558028985>tfw one anon's party is a warm-up for meI don't even know when that happened, it was just one or two beers in the evening at first man
>>558029397If it makes you feel any better, I'm a lightweight. I just drunk half a beer and already feel the buzz. I'll be full on Gosling mode, confessing my feelings and revealing allllll my secrets and insecurities by the 3rd if not 4th.
Gonna play Max Payne 3 while drunk for total immersion. Started blasting Brazilian phonk in preparation while the game is loading.
kinda glad I don't drink at all if the depression posts I see are the results
>>558029548>I'm a lightweightThe worst thing is that I am too, I'm almost borderline underweight. But the tolerance developed over the years and slavic genes made me able to drink as much as someone weighing 1.5 times my weight before I even feel anything.
>>558030079Oh, no no, I didn't mean my body weight. I'm fat as fuck. It's just that I have shit health and I'm easily susceptible to .... forgot the word. The stuff. You know what I mean, right?
I'll open my Scottish whisky in solidarityMaybe I'll finally finish the stuff I was writing too
>>558029712Social drinking is completely fine. But getting drunk alone on a regular basis, while being the type of person who goes on 4chan, is a recipe for disaster yeah.
>>558029301Konosuba. Because it has Darkness.
This is why I don’t drink
>>558030216Ah I see. Such cases also happen>forgot the word. The stuff. You know what I mean, right?I get what you mean but don't know what word you're thinking about. Intoxication?
>>558030495I guess we'll settle with that word then. Basically, whatever's addictive and alters your mind.
>>558028748Neanderthal Visi my beloved...
>>558031573>Why Robert here? I just talked to him on ear speak...
>>558031623We both know why I here Cortny. I here take what mine. Weak should fear stronk. Law of land.
>>558014623Hot blonde woman + no clothes = big sales
