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Every time you force me to make an OP it will be about Graves Edition

>Latest patch:
https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/01-30-2026-update.102822/post-207811

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https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/

>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:
https://forums.playdeadlock.com/

>How do I git in?
Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.

>How do I git gud?
Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.

Additional Resources:
>Unofficial Wiki
https://deadlock.wiki
>Collection of useful character builds
https://deadlockmeta.com/
>New Player Guide
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/edit
>Advanced Movement Guide
https://www.dlmovement.wiki/
>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)
https://statlocker.gg/
https://tracklock.gg/
>Unofficial Competitive News
https://www.deadfrag.com/
>Unofficial Voiceline Viewer
https://deadlock.vlviewer.com/

Threadlocked: >>557903096
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first for rem's stinky toe beans!
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>silver banned
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QUEEN OF /dlg/
QUEEN OF THE NIGHT SHIFT
QUEEN OF DEADLOCK!!!!
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Silver is too fucking weak. She needs either speed or DR buff in her wolf form.
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>>557934668
queen of having a knot the size of a cantaloupe
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>>557934668
MASAKA... SHE'S TOO STRONG!
Quick lystic, first pick her now! Celeste isn't banned? Who cares we NEED silver on our team!
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is there really no way to check Rem's 3 pve damage?
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Please pick all the little girl looking characters if you want a free buff when going against me, all my blood from my brain will go into my $5 footlong and I won't know what the fuck I'm doing. (Nerf Graves)
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>>557934864
brown hands typed this
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>>557934864
i have 400 matches played in deadlock

300 of those matches are as graves
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>>557934767
That’s a little absurd
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>>557934864
>little girl looking characters
Deadlock has none (sadly) Yet
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Watching "pros" repeatedly make fools of themselves by picking a throwpick again and again because they've memed themselves into thinking she's secretly OP has been a very funny experience.
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Game still needs more blondes
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>>557934743
The real issue is the restrictive mechanics. Back in paladins there was a similar stats meta where you just tried to put hp on the point, but they added some guy who basically functioned as a turret(immobile) with 10k hp

He sucked, it was a break from the previous norm where more stats = better because of that restrictive mechanism. I think silver is similar, due to how the ult functions you have to play in a very restrictive way which is why she has become potential woman
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>>557934516
apollo's girlfriend
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Has Moleste been nerfed again yet
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>>557935068
smug beast
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>>557935140
no
enjoy getting your throat trained by futa horsecock for the next months
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>>557935003
My predication will be that she gets a small buff, streamers and e-celebs with cry that she's s-tier release shiv broken and then first pick again just to have her lose nearly every single game.
The psychosis MUST continue.
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>>557934516
need 60 experimental aghanims added to the street brawl hero pool NOW NOW NOW NOW
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>Runs up to you and presses 2
How do you respond without sounding mad
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is warden the only one capable of shit talking back to doorman?
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>>557935197
Honestly I play her as much as I play against her, I’m just wondering about the current climate around her
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Silver really is the Renekton of deadlock
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>>557935197
I will
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>>557935487
Explain what this means
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IMPORTANT PLEASE RESPOND
GENUINE ANSWERS ONLY
Do we think Rem is furry or feathery?
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>>557934925
Yes. Sometimes red, but fisting your dad's holes isn't an exact science.
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>>557935564
make a poal
https://poal.me/4qlvfv
https://poal.me/4qlvfv
https://poal.me/4qlvfv
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There are rumors that the Ixian prince dating the school weirdo
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>>557935423
plot armor bullshit
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>>557935112
>The real issue is the restrictive mechanics
>I think silver is similar, due to how the ult functions you have to play in a very restrictive way which is why she has become potential woman
I'm not sure that's the case, I think the way she plays is fine. She has a fun role in fights with her whole burst hit -> berserk mode schtick and a noticeable timing.
In pub games she's doing more or less fine now to my eyes, but in pro games they're shooting her in the foot by forcing her as first pick/ban when she's not THAT fucking good.
I'd like to see how she actually does with people drafting more normally before giving her big buffs. And by 'normally' I mean 'recognizing a hero keeps losing with first pick and not continuing to force it as a first pick'. She could still be a situationally devastating later pick
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>>557935564
Both-ish. He's an anthropomorphic griffon, which is already a hybrid of a lion and an eagle.
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>>557935617
>scalefag
>when he's a bird
Anyway, as a furfag myself he'd be classed as a furry if he were to be made anthro.
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>>557935557
Pro play shitpick the "Totally broken gais!!" only to get molested by the opposing team all game
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didn't feathers evolve from scales or some shit
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>>557935564
>makes squawking noises
>has a beak
Gee, I fucking wonder
Not actually gonna bother to answer that poll btw
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>>557935660
Yah im not saying that they should change the kit it was just my theory why her expectations and reality arent lining up. I do think she should go after abrams or shiv
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>>557935672
I thought he was a crow or raven
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I don't care that he got nerfed, apollo is still gigacancer to go against even if I buy slowing hex every game.
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>Gams tells me to update graphic drivers
>Set them to update
>Still updating 2hours later
Anons I'm starting to get scared.
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Oooohhh how I hate that little shit Graves, but I also want to kiss her passionately after winning her over, then break her heart and date Paige.
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>Get a 0-12 bebop
>"Sorry I'm new"
>Check his profile
>3 hours played
>Meanwhile I have over 400 hours played
This matchmaking is so bad
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>>557935631
Realistically this would be a tragic romance because he’d get slotted into some political marriage with another Ixian and she’d end up with the son of a CEO or something
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>>557936081
The real tragedy is being at starting point mmr after 400 hours
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>>557936118
Celeste is a rapist
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>>557936018
Everything I've read tells me that Nvidia's new drivers are pozzed as fuck
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>only character that was first pick/ban every single match
Realistically, how can we stop Silver?
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>>557936118
Now do the males
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>>557936118
Celeste is 100% a rapist
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Guys we HAVE to pick Silver, she's too good to not pick.
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>>557935352
>duck into nearest building
>throw kudzu at my feet
>wait for her to enter so i can thwompwalk her
Dare you enter my magical realm, fagicorn?
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>>557936118
they are all viscous's victims
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Given her clear inspirations whats the inciting incident thats gonna push Silver to the path of heroism?
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>>557936118
McGinnis is a sugar mommy
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>>557936090
>son of a CEO
Minacucks….
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>>557936223
>>557936298
I don't see it
Horse cock memes aside I don't think she's cruel enough or interested enough in sex to go out of her way to rape someone.
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>>557935352
>purposely pop her 2 because it doesn't matter then mag dump into her face
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Can Paige summon Judge Holden if she has the blood meridian book and use him as an ult to rape her opposing laner?
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>>557936273
>>557936303
We can't stop her. She's too fucking strong to be stopped now.
It's all over. No avenues remain for us but werewolf amazon press.
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>>557936171
I'm oracle though
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>>557931337
Question: this means stuff like the hotdog cart and the panels in the sidelines dont allow you to dodge the chain pull?
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>STILL no doujin where Paige uses her summoned horses to rape other characters
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>>557936548
Ask Yoshi, you evil individual
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>>557936303
That's just this week's results and not including last week's, right? Where are you seeing it at?
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Was Geist's 2 able to silence people in earlier versions?
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>>557936672
https://www.deadfrag.com/events/deadlock-night-shift-eu/heroes?page=2
https://www.deadfrag.com/events/deadlock-night-shift-na/heroes?page=2
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>>557936532
nah not talking about the futa meme
She doesn't do it out of cruelty, she thinks everyone wants it anyway and interprets "no" as part of the game
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Should I write a smut fanfic where Adrian Shephard from Half Life Opposing Force rapes Mina in a secluded alley in retaliation due to her attempting to suck out all of his blood?
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>>557935564
He has that kind of half feather half fur baby birds have
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>>557936793
>Adrian Shephard
Mega autist spotted
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>>557936623
She's a greedy pig who hogs the horses for herself
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>>557936532
What the other anon said, she’s so genki and forward she’d think you’re just joking if you say no
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>>557935564
both, rem is a gryphon.
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>>557936679
yes, as her t3 upgrade
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Geist's 1 does too muchhh fuckinggg damageeeeeee

why is this bitch hitting me for 40% of my HP 3 minutes into the match
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Graves - Needs a buff
Apollo - Rebuff his numbers, increase the precision needed for his 3 and ult to land
Silver - Is fine where she is
Venator - is fine where he is
Celeste - Make her squishier or nerf her shield Silence radius/nerf it in some other way
Rem - Idk honestly I think he's fine but I also barely notice his presence in the game outside of ult
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>>557937148
Uhh cause it slightly damages her as well (which she wants to)
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why is silver's gun damage so high in lane? how do I deal with it?
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>>557937148
>burst character
just throw yourself at her while her bombs on cd
>with lifesteal
uhhhhh
>and health swap
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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>Singlehandedly throws your game
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BREED GRAVES FUCK GRAVES NERF GRAVES AND MAKER HER A TEENAGE STAY AT HOME MOTHER
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>>557936303
look, I'm not one of the people claiming silver is OP or something, but winrates on high level low sample games are worthless. It has often been the case in dota that heroes who are universally considered strongest in the patch had mediocre winrates
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>>557936118
Mina intentionally lets herself get raped to prey on her blood victims afterwards
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>>557937148
Because she went all in on the bomb instead of vitality and gun, just like any other spirit nuker can do.
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>>557937260
Listen/watch for her to use 1 and play more evasive/back when she pops it
While the recent buffs did decrease her damage falloff at the exchange distance that most lane trades happen at her gun isn't significantly better than other shotgun characters outside of her 1
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>>557937148
Just dodge it, you aren't a fucking NPC
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>>557937260
Her DPS actually isn't higher than any other hero's, you just notice it more because each hit is harder and she only needs one shot to deal it to you instead of having to track you for some time
Try making yourself harder for her to hit and not letting her have free meatshots on you
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>>557937309
this is all carries in all mobas tbf
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>>557937161
Graves is genuinely perfect right now
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>>557937260
Kiting is her weakness, but it's hard if she plays a hit and run playstyle and hides a lot in between slams
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>British bobby cop
>... in New York
>... and he's also an alchemist
>... and also a doom prepper
>... and he wears his work uniform outside of work because ummm he just does OK?
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graves is just a bad and toxic design like victor

always gonna be a problem if they aren't dumpster-tier
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>>557937610
>... non-final assetmarket character model that will be reworked(after Gookmato)
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>>557937650
Those are my two mains so I hope they get buffed
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is paige broken?
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>>557937610
What's his business to you? What are you, a cop?
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>>557937735
Only in laning phase
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>Graves is genuinly perfect right now
Mind you this is the character that takes the least skill in the game
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>>557937650
You have to be literally retarded to be complaining about Graves
like nigga just kite her
like nigga just jump over her fucking wall
like nigga just shoot her zombies for free spirit
like nigga just burst her ass down she has no mobility
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Post Shota victims
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>>557937729
>Those are my two mains
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>>557937394
>instant throw animation
>near instant detonation time
>giant fucking aoe radius
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>>557937893
Not everyone can dodge it on reaction, but it's possible.
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>>557937816
Holy fuck can they nerf Seven already? I'm so sick of this overtuned faggot hero
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>>557937816
yeah thats why the top players are clamoring to pick or ban her
oh wait
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>slowly but surely getting to 50% winrate on paradox
A man could cry
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graves is deadlocks teemo
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>>557937893
The tell is when her hand lights up not when she starts throwing.
If you react on the actual throw the window to dodge is extremely tight.
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>>557937816
sevenGODS
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>>557938015
Competitive play and solo queue are different games
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>>557937893
it's also way harder to see the aoe radius than time grenade or kudzu
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>>557938015
>caring about in-houses when you don't play in-houses
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>>557937816
Mechanically her abilities are easy sure but she requires insanely good positioning, situational awareness and macro awareness to do her thing, you retards need to realize there is a lot more to the game than just how a character's abilities work.
>>557938107
Yeah and we shouldn't balance around or take the opinion of shitters seriously.
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>Venator feeding in game
>M&K - This Venator gave up winning for lent
heh
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So how should we fix Doorman?
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>>557938107
if anything graves should be better in comp than in solo q.
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>>557938057
She is nowhere even close. More like deadlocks yorick where no matter how hard you thrash her in laning phase you will find minion waves collapsing on your towers late game. She even has the cuck cage wall
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>>557938206
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There's lines Drifter says when someone gets away from him but I can't find them, anyone know what I'm talking about? Escaped from a drifter in a match and he said "Come out and die like a man Lash" or something to that effect.
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>>557938156
>she requires insanely good positioning
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>>557937650
victor is a honest and ethical character
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>>557938231
make the hotel bigger and randomized
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If a Graves is just throwing out her ult and leaving the lane to "split push" she's bad at the game, and if you're struggling with one who's doing that you're even worse
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>>557935487
this is actually so true what the fuck
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one too many lolbabs.....
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>>557938319
>have to make the other player speedrun an entire half life level
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>>557938298
drifter_bespoke_ability_line

search that on the voice line page
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Silvers massive futa knot…
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Lash using his ropes like a leash for Wolf Silver
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>>557938310
>Character with short range, no built in mobility, no built in sustain and has to hold her primary on a single target for 4+ seconds to get any use out of her 3rd ability doesn't require good positioning
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>>557936568
I dont believe you
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>>557938493
what compels you to post this ugly woman
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>>557938427
>doorman ults
>get sent to residue processing
FUCK
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>>557938429
Thank you so much
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Silver shouldn't be a mother she'll give your kid fetal alcohol syndrome and will probably throw empty beer bottles at them
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>>557938427
kek
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>>557938310
>tranime
not even going to bother
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>>557938427
>Gets banished into interloper
AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEE
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what do I do in a losing game where I can't get picks because the enemy team is deathballing and if I try to splitpush my team walks into their deathball one by one?
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>>557938970
lose
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>>557937197
>>557937263
did they give Geist an ugly face because they didnt want her to overtake Mina in popularity
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>>557938970
there's nothing you can do but make a new account and hope it doesn't get skunked
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>>557939016
>Hot as fuck in the VN
>Ugly in game
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*ahem*
MEN
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>>557939095
i legit have no clue what the fuck the in-game model designers were doing with her face, she wasnt even bad before but now shes got a michael jackson nose
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>>557938970
Not every game is winnable
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>>557938970
just split push anyway. you need to make the correct decisions even if it doesnt work out. provided youre playing a character that can split push well
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How do i make Gun build Gun investment first for Lady Geist?

How do i play this character without wanting to jack off my balls to her 24/7?
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>>557938319
>>557938427
Make the hotel rooms and platform challenges player submissions
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*raises paw*

what if we had LAMS from deus ex in this? was creating a spiderman swing kit but I wanted to make something different then jump pad -> barrel like holliday.
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>>557935631
graves makes apollo skip classes to make out in the janitors closet
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If Graves drops a gravestone in lane and then seemingly fucks off am I supposed to just rush past the wave and get rid of it?
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>>557939115
Should be APR + lucky shot against a plated armor Abrams
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>>557938273
>Yorick
>Teemo
Huh? What the fuck are you talking about? Did i make a wrong turn to a website for vietnam fucking shits?
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>>557937816
>this is the character that takes the least skill in the game
but enough about seven
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>>557939116
why is mirage so popular in gay ships?
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>>557939507
He's pretty handsome, sorta fucked up though doesn't he carry Nashala around lol
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>>557939115
Is there any lore between Paradox and Vindicta that would make sense why they're copying Kim and Eyes?
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why is seven's ball hitbox so fucked up? does it linger or something? I feel like I get clipped when it's nowhere near me
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Give us our blonde characters Yoshi you racist nazi
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>>557939752
No
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>>557939780
Deadlock has three ginger characters in it. That's crazy by today's standards.
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>>557939507
> Paige admires Mirage and says he "stepped out of every romance novel ever written".[42][43]
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BUFF GUNFERNUS
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>GET EM BOYS
>Summons Greg Heffley
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>>557939892
is paige the biggest female coomer representation in a video game
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I get so fucking horny from rage that turns into excitement and happiness when I lose a game fair and square. How do I stop this from happening?
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>>557939991
She'll love 50 shades of gray
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What the fuck I thought Seven was a robot
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I eagerly await the day waifufags finally hire a hooker and stop fantasizing about sex with cartoons.
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>>557940219
getting a hooker would just make them like cartoons more
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>>557938065
>throws it from behind a wall/barrier/bridge
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>>557939480
You are superior as a person for having never played a particular videogame. You should definitely talk more about how much you don't play a particular video game. Most people find your speech on not playing a particular videogame very interesting.
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They really need to buff Graves
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>>557940219
too expensive
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>>557939991
>>557940078
> Paige likes heroic men[8][9] and has a crush on Mirage,[10] Shiv[11] and Victor.[12][13] She had a diary in high school where she wrote about byronic heroes.[14]
She probably loves those modern dark romance novels which are extremely popular amongst women. 50 shades is tame by comparison. A lot more rape, forced breeding, sex slavery, beastiality and log sized penises in those.
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>>557940515
OP character that needs further and more extensive nerfs
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I'm still unsure what to get when it comes to late game spirit items, feels like a good amount of them read "increase your damage" but in several different ways and I can't tell which ones are the most optimal.
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>>557940515
link??
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>>557940562
korean romance and ao3 fanfics are better desu, paige wouldnt read slop like that
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IM PICKLE GRAVES
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>Reach end game as Silver
>Just keep getting one shot
I don't get this hero man
She's not a front liner(one shot before wolf)
She's not a carry (terrible farming and wave clear)
She's not a assassin
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>we took out three walkers
>enemy took out 0
>team decides to feed walkers just so we can get an urn
>lose
some people have no fucking game sense, even in ascendant.
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>>557940706
God I wish Paige would piss in my mouth
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silver has scratch marks on her face from when she got drunk and scratched herself
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>t. oracle 1
is pocket just completely broken? previously my main but i main venator now and abrams is my secondary side bitch but whenever i get them it feels like i'm literally unkillable and can teamwipe every 8-12 seconds from the 20-40 mark w/o even considering my fight winning street brawl map sized mina brat punishing fairfax industrial ulticock
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>>557935352
Instant breeding sex.
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>>557940812
buy greens and on hits im begging you, you get like 45% application of on hits per shot and you have the fastest firerate in the game.
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why are people suddenly talking more about the Yamato rework from forever ago?
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>>557939213
I dont play geist but for early gun investment you want to focus on conditionals, for example kinetic dash gives +30% fire rate while swifterstriker is only 20%

Because gun sucks early due to it existing on a % scale you really want to make the most of those early values+ more trades are short enough so the cooldown can be minmaxed

Flat damage is also very good early so stuff like headhunter is good also geist velocity is very good so headshots should be easier

Considering all those things and also her smallmag size id probably go with kinetic dash+headhunter. The headhunter heal is good for her, the flat damage is good early, the kinetic doubles her magazine gives her a conditional firerate buff
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>>557935352
> She used to close kids' birthday parties with her Light Eater ability until she faced multiple lawsuits.[10] She also took Shining Wonder out of her act after causing too many concussions.[11]
Lawsuit time
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>>557940757
She would be the most powerful character in verse if she could summon multiple Pickle Ricks
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>>557940219
>hooker
>in this economy
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>>557940051
This wasn't a shitpost btw what do I do?
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Can i have an invite?
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198116615446
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>>557941304
masturbate before playing
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>I FUCKING HATE ABRAMS SO GOD DAMN MU-
>*Plays Abrams one (1) time*
>"Lets see what this dick can do!"
I'm hooked to being a brooltard. I LOVE THIS RETARD.
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>>557940219
Only the waifufags? I'm safe.
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Fujos, why are you obsessed with Victor?
Shouldn't he be Yume material?
Why can't you stick with your doorman?
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>>557941509
dark romance
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>>557939213
her core is
>headshot items
>berserker
>bullet shred
and maxing malice to get as many stacks as you can on enemy.
You also want merc mag on malice as well as the new bullet embue that gives you stacks and range
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>>557941509
Fujos are territorial and hate yumes and want to destroy everything they have
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mina's butt?
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>>557941354
I tried that, but I just got hard again and this that time my penis throbbed and it hurt, but kind of in a good way.
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>>557941571
Sure, fine, but Victor should be for yumejos, not fujos.

>>557941667
Why are they like this?
Why can't we have nice things too?
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>>557941667
i recognize fujo, but the hell is a yume?
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>>557941509
you can be a fujo AND yume
i ship him with drifter AND myself
doorman is a boring twink im so fucking tired of looking for fanart and there's 209860286092 doormans
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>>557941818
fujoshi/yumejoshi
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>>557941818
Yumes are like the female equivalent of waifufag self inserters
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>>557941831
>Doorman is a boring twink
She's evolving...
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>>557941831
Cute Victor art!!
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>>557941338
Post your steam friend code instead
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>>557941906
Sounds like fujos
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>>557942034
Nah, fujos are the female equivalent of yurifags.
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>>557942034
nah fujos are like the 3rd party observers
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>>557940706
is that fucking real LOL WTF
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>>557942034
Fujos want to see guys fuck each other
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Why isn't my rank increasing?
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>>557942153
My only experience with a fujo is a woman who told me and my older brother she shipped us together and it was really fucking weird.
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>>557941738
Made for anal correction
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>it's an autist that constantly spams pings and draws on the map
CALM THE FUCK DOWN
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>>557942231
>really fucking weird
redundant statement with fujos
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every match is just stomp stomp stomp
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>>557941738
made for dispensing my every meal
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>>557942347
>it's an autist who draws on the map and never pings episode

I see this way too often and I don't know why. you need audible pings to get attention in the first place.
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>>557939883
4 if you count infernus
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>>557941509
What the fuck is a yume
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Another game, another carry with the hardest character.
You're welcome
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>>557942347
I'm ok with this if it's actual good info and not just sperging out.
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>>557940515
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>>557942507
gun or barrel?
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>>557942507
when are they going to properly texture and animate her gun?
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>>557941994
I'm not gay, and I'm not aroused by the obviously gay victor art but damn... Fags are great at drawing. It's just very endearing to look at
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Thinking of trying lash, does any lash bros have advice or tips? Most of the time I see flog being taken first etc.
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Guys, fujos are just the male-starved degenerated state of the female autistic form.
All you have to do is give them consistent male attention for a bit and they revert to based yumesisters.
Do your job and fix the fujos.
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>>557942560
Always spirit barrel
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>>557942583
The thing about lash is your teammates are going to let you down a lot harder than if you weren't lash.
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>>557940562
Thank Christ anime and manga doesn't exist in this universe.
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>>557942347
>>557942434
You can draw on the map?
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>>557935352
Shitposts aside I really think her S2's second portion(silencing nearby enemies) should only happen if her shield is still up at the end of the S2 timer
It makes no sense that she gets awarded for taking damage/enemy players get punished for damaging her. With how much mobility she has, her reward should be for managing incoming damage well enough to get both shield value + if you're good enough on her, you preserve a tiny amount of shield hp for the proc
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>>557942563
after they texture pockets which will be after yamato and after Viscous model.
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>>557940219
It doesn't work
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>>557941960
i really hate the doorman, if you search for drifter fanart that annoying cunt will always show up stealing the spotlight. even victor is a victim of this omnipresent plague
everytime a doorman is in my game i make sure he doesn't have the slighest amount of fun
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>>557942347
>HOW DARE YOU play the game and use the functions?! HOW DARE YOU?!??!
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>>557942685
99% of the time this could be fixed if yo8 team could clearly see where you aiming your deathslam.
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>>557942565
I'm glad you like it, I'm sorry it's very gay it IS more my preference leaning but I still thought you might've liked it a little so I thought it was worth sharing.
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>>557942685
I'm a victor main so I don't give a shit, just want to flesh out my roster with a hero that isn't afking farming until minute 30
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>>557942669
any tips for lategame?
I feel like with barrel I do very well in early and midgame but then I kinda become useless afterwards
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>>557935617
That's a stupid question. He's REM.
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>>557942789
pinging and drawing is fine but not doing it literally 24/7
we weren't even losing and he was stressing out like it's his last match on earth
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>>557942764
You have no one else to blame except yourself and your sisters.
(((You))) did this.
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>>557942853
They didn't give him any paper hotdog holders? His hands are probably really dirty and sweaty from the ritual too, disgusting
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Are there any other good humiliation ritual abilities in the game like Doorman ult, Mo & Krill ult? Venator trap kind of counts
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>last night decided to uninstall if todays games are bad
>queue up today
>very first match I get someone who has never played before and feeds the enemy laners 6 times within 10 minutes
cool
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>>557935821
I think he's crow+owl+lion. But really he's just tired.
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>>557942891
i don't carry this burden, all my favorite characters are humongous men that barely get any fanart
im learning how to draw to be the change the world needs
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>>557942943
I want, no, need to lick his sweaty hands clean
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>>557941040
I responded last thread.
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>>557942853
Fuck now I want a hotdog even though I know they're fucking terrible compared to normal sausauges.
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>>557942861
It's still kinda the same game, you just fly around and be as annoying as you can. Look to lasso someone out of position and bring them to your team, also always get knockdown/cursed/slowing hex/whatever good support active item with transcendent cooldown after min 40 you are a support
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>hear THAT paige death sound
>get a boner
bros...
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Why is Rem so fun bros
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>>557943320
Because hes over tuned
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>read silver's lore
>talks about how much of a hecking loserino she is
>"and the less that's said about her personal life the better"
oh no no no she's the town bicycle, silverbros
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>>557943258
It's not about the wiener, but the friends the wiener made along the way.
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>>557943396
She's a LITERAL bitch, what did you expect!?
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>>557943396
hot
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>>557943320
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Graves downplayers are all literally Israelis.
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>>557935564
Both, he's several different animals.
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>>557943320
because hes overtuned as fuck, you wouldnt find him nearly as fun if he wasn't so strong
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Pull.
Back.
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>rem is a griffin child
>haze is obsessed with griffins
>rem calls haze his mom
Uhhh, guys!?
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>>557943396
She looks the part, I prefer Mina because while she may be a Bitch she at least would save it for someone up to her standards.
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Silver may call herself a loser but Vyper is the actual loser
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>>557942961
Sinclair bunny
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>>557943647
Rem is a demon from the dream dimension.
Haze is also from the Sandman division.
dont think about it too hard.
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>>557943381
>>557943636
I find Kelvin just as fun and from what I gather he's pretty weak..
>>557943525
BASED
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>>557943704
Vyper is spiritually black
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WHERE

IS THE

PREGNANT CELESTE ART
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>>557943691
Mina is for correction and domination
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>>557942961
If done right McGinnis' wall can absolutely lock someone in a timeout corner.
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>>557942347
>its always a Paradox, Ivy or Paige player trying to be extra tryhard
Honorable mentions to Abrams, Victor and Seven players who just fuck around with the voice lines
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>>557943396
What happened in Silver's past is none of my business. We must be better men.
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>>557943798
Celeste is a tranny with no womb and she'll get sent to the DL in-universe equivalent of Auschwitz
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Stealing the MVP with paradox
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>>557943920
PULL.
BACK.
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>>557943647
Where is the lore for Haze being obsessed with Gryphons?
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>>557943732
I find the bunny an advantage a lot of the time since it makes my hitbox smaller.
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Every single spell stolen by sinclair should scale off of Spirit Power regardless of its original user's ability.
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>>557943995
no better feel than that, you just know that you did a fuckton of work that game
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Silver probably has a kid that she left in an orphanage
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Apollo x Graves is cute and canon.
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>Saw someone say Silver has infinite vertical range in wolf mode
>Make Vindicta fly up in training mode
>Attack upwards
>Can't hit
fake news
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>>557943396
Half of her lines are about how she's on her 15th marriage.
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>Ivy thinks killing isn't whole Keanu chungus
>scorns multiple heroes about killing
>but participates in the ritual which involves killing the other team and the other patron

?????
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Play of the game when? I need to see some irrelevant 2k on the side of the map
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>>557944276
You took the wails of a coping shitter seriously?
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>>557944286
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypocrisy
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>>557944278
I thought that was Holliday that says that
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>>557944286
I don't believe valve has made it clear or not if the losing team actually stays dead if they lose the ritual, they just imply they might die
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>>557944286
everyone is revived at the end
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Which characters have decent map mobility/build move speed items and also good waveclear? I want to split and also be able to run away quickly when I think they're going to crash on me
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>>557944286
We're inmortal while the Ritual is going.
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>>557944276
i legitimately cannot fathom being shit enough to think she even has good vertical range let alone infinite, im pretty sure that person baited you
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>No Rem and Mina interaction voice lines
Lame
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>>557944286
Ivy also killed some of Mendosa's men before. Her being a vigilante is kind of the same situation as Samus from Metroid being a bounty hunter. The writers just thought it sounded cool. They didn't think about the implications.
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>>557908715
You can. Get on the mic. I probably win half the games I do strictly because I'm making calls and telling people what to do.
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I played a bunch of healing-heavy Support Dynamo games last night.
He felt a lot better after the first match, when I actually read the fucking tooltip and realized that his 2 reloads weapons fuck I'm retarded kill me.
After that I was going 1-2 deaths every round. I can't use his gun for shit though.
>>557944286
A lot of the kill dialog implies they aren't actually killing each other, to be fair.
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>>557944617
Muted
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>>557944585
>no Graves and Victor lines
This one is even more egregiously bad
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>>557944617
>Presses esc and mutes you
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Haze gives Rem nursing handjobs.
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>>557944617
Be sure to get a $1000 streamer mic so that they know to respect you even if you're a shitter
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What character attracts more tryhards Holiday or Paradox?
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>>557944617
the second someone hops on the mic and starts complaining about my macro i just mute them, i didn't queue with you so i dont give a fuck what your opinion is
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>>557944939
Paradox
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>>557944939
Paradox by far.
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the second someone hops on the mic and starts complaining about my macro i just unmute them, i didn't queue with you so i give a fuck what your opinion is
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>>557944939
vengeful spirit
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>>557944445
>same voice
>same character
Can't tell them apart tee bee haych
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>Win deadlock match
>Call enemy team a bunch of niggers and to end themselves
>Lil cucky boy says "reported, good luck trying to log into your account tomorrow"
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>>557944939
Holliday attracts faggots who think they're playing a very complex character with a misunderstood kit when in reality they're just playing a mediocre character with a shitty kit that has a pro-bait ult and "get out of jail free" card mobility.
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>graves needs nerfs
why do i and all the graves i ever see go negative kd thoughever?
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Have you guys accepted and internalized the fact that we won't get a content patch until august?
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i can't understand what anyone says because the voice chat is too quiet
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which character do i play if i'm a retard
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>>557945029
Glad I'm not queueing with gorilla niggers such as yourself.
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>>557945254
7
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>>557945254
Celeste
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>>557945254
Paige
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>give character improved air strafing
>they're broken as fuck
wowee let's do it again
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>>557945254
Silver, if you're on my team.
Seven in general.
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>>557945254
Bebop
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>>557945254
Graves
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>>557945254
Billy
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>>557944709
Why do more people not do this, his heal is extremely good.
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>>557945214
The IQ of her playerbase was factored in the balance.
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>>557945451
Because slams are even better
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>>557945254
Lady Geist. I say that because I'm retarded but I'm doing pretty well with her.
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>>557945413
Just make it an item 2bh and if people want to waste 6.4k on bunny hopping then let em
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>>557945413
sometimes i think a character's gimmick would be more interesting if it were a purchasable item.
like being able to buy mina's float would have been funny but it got wasted.
then again it probably would be pretty unhealthy for the game if all 12 players were buying increased air control + low gravity every single game.
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>>557945483
You can still slam
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>>557945254
Graves
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>>557945254
Victor
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>>557944617
the post that made alchemists cry
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>>557945584
Lagoons arent pools though
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>>557945254
Lash
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>>557945451
The slow walk is pretty brutal until you max it. I dont go full healer but I do max it first just because its unplayable without
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deadlock barely has any twitch viewers
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>>557945638
muted from previous game
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>>557945458
Whats a high IQ build with Graves? All of her abilities are shit. And don't tell me >echo shard on 2, people just double jump over it or go away or just shoot you because you cant apply any pressure on them considering you justed wasted 6400 on ECHO SHARD
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>watching other people play video games
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>>557945769
people still use twitch? what's 2010 like grandpa?
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>>557945875
>>557945834
dead game cope
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>>557942347
I played with a Rem who would immediately ping that his abilities were on cooldown immediately after using them, every single time.
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>>557945938
zoomer cope
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>>557945971
I had to do that in one game because a Drifter on my lane died and threw a tantrum then claimed he can't know when my heal is on cooldown despite just using it on him 4 seconds prior..
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Im a youtube unc but have respect for the rumblers
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https://files.catbox.moe/shi8ys.png inspired by sleepy poster + Silver upplaying memes of yesternight
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>>557944268
It's also very cute
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After every single game I get hit with this existential realization that I just wasted an hour of my life for literally no benefit, yet I continue queueing up

how do i stop, break the cycle, and quit this game/MOBAs in general?
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>>557946236
I wish I did not click on this.
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Jewishly designed censoredslop for feminist liberal subhumans with an assembly line fetish.
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>>557946236
*sigh* at least it isn't brown.
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>>557946284
Who cares nigga this world is a joke
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>>557946284
Why does it matter if there's no benefit (ideally you at least enjoy playing it)? Does your life currently need additional work to improve it?
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>>557946270
>racemixing is heckin cute and based goyim!!
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>>557945769
the deadlock mains are all not fun to watch (bland personalities or they listen to terrible music), it's only growing because of people that were already popular are getting into the game.
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>>557946391
You're right, apollo is for getting raped by braum
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>>557944953
>>557944825
>>557944716

If hearing the following triggers you
> Let's do mid boss
> Let's push this lane
> Buff is up grab it (person near it)
> Big wave on lane get it (person nearby)
> Let's wait our their rejuv, play close to base
Is enough to trigger you, it's probably for the best that you mute me so you can put all your attention on remembering what keys move your character and that you use the mouse to aim.
It's fucking tragic I even have to say that much but seeing as 90% of the player base is brain dead, it is what it is.
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>>557946284
have sex
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>>557946270
i think the idea of some ixian 'proper' royal prince falling for his class-skipping goth classmate is very funny
and cute
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>>557946431
Surefour use to be nice to watch like a decade ago but he became insufferable by the time he came to deadlock.
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>>557946329
>m(1).jpg
>we now have spic shitposters larping as other spic shitposters
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>>557946560
4chingx is kil
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>>557946387
>Why does it matter if there's no benefit (ideally you at least enjoy playing it)?
because I could be drawing and improving at art (my big hobby outside of gaming), but an hour spent playing a moba is an hour spent not improving so my brain sabotages itself and makes me feel like shit
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>>557946443
I would never even get to those calls because the moment you speak you get muted because 99/100 you are retarded with shit coms

It is literally a skill and most dont possess it, short clear information then keep the radio clear
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>>557946682
Than draw, do you not have free will?
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>>557946284
I deal with this sometimes too but it's been better recently
The thing you need to internalize is that you don't have to think so much about spending your time "productively", just do the things you want to do. If you're not having fun then yeah take a break and stop playing, but if you're having fun then there's no problem, that's a worthwhile use of your time.
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>>557946391
mindbroken
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>>557941142
I bought ricochet with inhibitor and silencer once. Was pretty gud
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>>557946284
Get your ADHD diagnosis and take your meds
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>>557946737
Well now I know why my DPS is farming our jungle while 4 enemies are dead and all our low damage champs are trying to take mid boss. I'll start typing out calls so I stop losing games due to smug retards getting lost.
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So when are they adding the evil shota
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>>557935352
>Press left click as Graves with Point Blank, Tesla Bullets and Mystic Slow
Thanks for the free kill. I lost track of the amount of Celeste who tried to jump to me, expecting me to run after the first exchange only to start panicking after realizing that I don't give a shit about the silence and I'm tanky enough on the spirit side to mog them after my left click slowed them the fuck down and the skulls are coming right after the silence ends for even more slows, perhaps even a grab and since I always build speed and stamina on Graves, I can chase her down.
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>>557941387
Yeah he's great, and takes skill. Frontliners are eating good with Deadlock considering we got Abrams and Billy.
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>>557946682
Yeah I know what you mean then, I just set rules and then abide them e.g. one game then 1 hour hobby work (for me it's gamedev). You can use a stopwatch if it helps, I like having one.
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Why is Metro's graves build so bad?
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>>557946979
Ricochet + Inhibitor + Silencer is a pretty well known endgame "fuck it I have a billion souls anyway" build for how much it can cuck the enemy team, yeah
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>>557947378
Do you really have to ask?
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>>557941738
Enjoy.
>>557947378
All his builds are really bad and I cannot fathom that he manages to stay in Eternus.
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>>557947240
I thought you wanted a rat thing
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why is dynamo considered bad? he's the only hero I can win with
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>>557946443
dumb micro management shit looool
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>>557947534
We already have the cool funny animals (vyper, rem and billy) I want the evil puppet shota
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Always funny watching Riot fags freak out when Icefrog doesn't nerf a hero into the ground just because low ranked retards get filtered by them.
Riot forcing a 50% win rate on their heroes across all ranks was always a laugh, but the bigger laugh was there stupid fucking fans pointing at that shit and claiming Riot were actually competent balances.

Then you actually watch their balance team talk and they openly admit to ruining a vast amount of heroes to being near unplayable In higher ranks just because they rape noobs.
Reminds me of how Omniknight was 55+% winrate for most of Dota 2s life and was never nerfed because he was mediocre in top play.
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>>557947760
ok so what does he do
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How do I do something as Vindicta
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why does parry have lingering active frames after the animation is over?
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>>557947879
Its in alpha
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>>557947378
>Metro
there's your answer
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>>557947761
>claiming Riot were actually competent balances
So you just make shit up on your head and get mad at it?
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>>557947761
I had to drop TFT sadly because of similar reasonings from the lead dev. People copying builds is rampant in the game due to the nature of it being much easier to copy how others play, so some information is hidden like augment win rates so people have to actually test shit and not just look at winrates and get 90% of the way there.
But they've already said they'll leave up the vast majority of win rate stuff because half the playerbase literally just wants to copy a strong build and brute force everygame and not bother with any trial and error.
Knowing that they're catering to that side just made it obvious the path the game is going to continue to go down. Felt no desire to really play anymore after that. Ice frog is the only safe place left for me seems like these days.
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>>557946443
>it's probably for the best that you mute me so you can put all your attention on remembering what keys move your character and that you use the mouse to aim.
yep based. You're so right, I'm so dumb!

Muted. Now I never have to listen to you, hear anything you have to say, or even be aware of your existence, your stupid opinions, your thoughts, or your feelings ever again. You've disappeared, you will continue to seethe on your mic into the void, I've won, goodbye.
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>>557947879
More lenient timings feel better for the user
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>>557946270
Who is the top?
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>>557947761
why are you guys so obsessed with league of legends
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>>557947619
Agreed. And yet it's almost mandatory because people continue to not do anything correctly
> Giant wave crashing right beside someone
> They continue to farm jungle, earning 1/4 of what they could catching the wave
It's so fucking bad. My friends beg me to start comming in games where I'm not because it's clear everyone is running around like headless chickens. I actually hate doing it and just want to play but I'll lose significantly more often if I don't comm.
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>>557948338
leaguebab infestation
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>>557946737
I swear I have people like this every other game that have some weird superiority about whether people are trying or not. Valorant nonchalant attitude mental illness.
I don't really speak much since its a pain in the ass to corral people before assumed.
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My favorite crashout is when I mute some guy but dont announce it and he figures out eventually then starts running it down
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>>557948276
Graves she rides him
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>>557947080
There are also teams that never communicate anything
>Farming side lane
>suddenly hear the mid boss roar
>no pings, no comms
>have to zipline in and clean up the fight because im late as fuck now
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>>557948338
Dota players are eternally seething about that shit game and have been for over a decade
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>>557947761
Wait until the game actually goes competitive and they realize that Valve balances for pro play, not averages.
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>>557948197
> You've disappeared, you will continue to seethe on your mic into the void, I've won, goodbye.
Please make sure to tell me beforehand, otherwise my only indication of being muted is that you keep making bad decisions thus significantly reducing the amount of potential seething.
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>>557948716
Vic/Graves will be low mmr GAWDS.
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Gonna buy Counterspell from now on so I at least feel like I can do one last thing to waste time before dying when I get ganked.
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>>557948458
Is it worth it in your experience? I'm feeling like have to do the same thing but it seems like such a fucking pain in the ass to do every game. Like said though unless you're playing solo Haze it seems mandatory.
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>>557948716
what? you mean icefrog balances to keep character's distinctive strengths for most of their life time? oh sweet baby goddamn hell no. the narwhal bacons at midnight please nerf all the heroes icefrog
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>>557947497
this one is not that great...
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>>557948556
>>557948842
whoopsies, didn't see this message, you were muted haha. Hope you're enjoying the match friend!
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>>557946391
Apollo is peak white boy in every way except that he's the Deadlock version of a tiefling. He's clearly white-coded in the same way Infernus is black-coded.
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>>557948842
Just use "What's the plan"? Everytime they solo die.
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>>557949001
>comm retard doesnt know pings get muted

And you genuinely think your verbal vomit is worth something. Go ahead and call miss when rotations are shorter than the audio delay, or call some shit thats already on my minimap
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I hate how midboss is just an afterthought until Eternus games
It's always "we can go mid now" after a fight, but never "if I die here we lose mid" or "if we get a pick here we can go mid" in advance
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>>557948556
I definintely try to win in the game what I don't fucking need is some anime posting retard screaming in my ear REEEE YOU'RE NOT PLAYING THE WAY MY FAVORITE STREAMER SAYS IS THE RIGHT WAY

voice chat volume stays at 0
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is Mirage good for learning the Macro Game with?
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Apollo ult going on cooldown after a stun is probably his biggest nerf
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>>557949272
idk bro the low iq trogs usually get really upity when you do that and use their mic to complain so works for me :^)
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what's the logic behind guardians attacking you like rabid dogs if you shoot someone but completely ignoring people using their abilities?
I'm not even a m1gger main or something but it's dumb that people can nuke you with abilities but if try to as much as brush them you get focused
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>>557948890
I feel it's absolutely worth it, and this is coming from someone that fucking hates doing it. Every time someone starts making calls instead of me I'm happy because it's one less thing I have to think about. If nobody steps up shortly after laning ends however, I'll start doing it.
I've found that if the game isn't a stomp in either direction, the comms make a huge difference in getting us ahead to eventually win.
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>>557948870
Victor deserves buffs, I want HIM to be viable in pro play and if that means raping every rank outside of eternus then so be it
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>>557949630
more likely he would get some spirit nerfs but some buffs to gun (which I vastly prefer, gun victor is fun as hell)
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>>557948697
Because its existence is an insult to dota.
It was born on theft from that fat worthless faggot pendragon and now we've also had to listen to 12 years of LoL babs claiming superiority because of player numbers because they attracted the most braindead normies and coomers. Also the game is just flat out inferior in every way but masturbation material.
Fuck LoL forever desu.
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>It's another since Mina is on my team and not the enemies she's hot trash episode

I wish Valve was at least a bit more subtle with their forced 50.
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>1 hour match
>won by a split hair
fuck me that was GOOD
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>>557950303
giga late game nailbiters are always incredible
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>>557950303
Brah, how the hell do I Dynamo like that?
My healing and objective damage is fine, but my damage is complete dogshit.
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>Have a Graves AND a Rem on my team
>Lanes are never pushed.

This just pisses me off, and I don't even play them.
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What the fuck is an IAD and how do I do it?
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>>557950452
>image
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>>557950545
https://www.dustloop.com/w/Instant_Air_Dash
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>>557947497
where's the mod
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>>557950545
jump and then dash
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>>557950637
Oh, so it's a literal exploit...
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>>557950431
Match ID is in the pic, if you wanna watch.
But generally, I do RR + RR + Headhunter and try to stomp midgame (rush was later sold for refresher)
Completely ignore black hole buys until deep lategame it's a fucking meme (even in giga late i don't have duration extender).
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Are there any good Deadlock fanfics
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>800 hours in
>just realized i've been playing with 50% render quality the whole time
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>>557949292
More weird superiority, now about posting anime....
>>557949583
Fair enough I guess I'll give it a go then as well, your points sound good and lately its been miserable just watching the game go worse and worse.
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Only hero I genuinely despise as a character is Wraith. I get that valve likes to be a bit less tense and more upbeat with their worlds often and thats fine but making the explicit mafioso criminal a psychic quipping black lady is just so narratively off. People like wraith are subhuman leeches that murder people and terrorize society. We could've had mafiosokino but now that wraith's reddit black lady ass is taking that slot we're never getting ine.
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Ay yo, who let dis baka-ass mf >>557950883 in the game? Homeboy don't know ANYTHING fr. On my momma, rescind dat nigga invitashun, at once!
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>>557951065
>More weird superiority, now about posting anime....
how is it weird? you're a worm lel
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How many posters in here are newfags?
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>>557951319
both sides are so cringe in this debate

i hate how religion has made a comeback
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>>557947378
What's his build?
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>>557946864
>anon discovers adhd
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Why does Rem sound like a hentai girl when he's ulting?
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>>557951432
>religion has made a comeback
It's just the same shit it was in the 90s except instead of fat white moms it's short brown teenagers crying about video games
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>>557951432
What debate? That men will never be women?
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>>557950734
>jumping and dashing
>Exploit
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>>557951803
Because the voice actress doesn't know how to do any other kind of squeal.
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>>557952158
human hands weren't meant to press two keys within such a short period of time, it's not only unnatural, it's unethical
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>>557952031
need
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>>557952237
jump with space
mouse wheel down dash
wow
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>>557950002
It's been 12 years nigga, let it go
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>>557947761
>when Icefrog doesn't nerf a hero into the ground
but that's what he's been doing
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I really really REALLY wish there was an option to only play with other people playing solo even if it meant 10x the queue times
I am just so fucking sick and tired of seeing one guy who very fucking obviously has no idea what they are doing but he is playing with a friend so the game puts him in oracle
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>>557951319
Don't you need to actually play the game to be part of the playerbase?
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>>557953051
kek
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>>557951713
I have it myself and I can still do things.
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I could go for some char siu pork right now
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I love playing as Haze's chud Griffin son!
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>>557953051
can't even tell if the image is satirical or just stupid
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>>557951319
me! 4 days old or something
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>>557953147
but today we try a hotdog
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>>557952418
Nah.
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>>557953264
Its funny because Mina is virtue signaling to act superior while not actually giving a fuck. Very in character.
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>>557953051
this is the third version ive seen
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Is Warden the Soldier 76 of deadlock?
>generic all rounder kit
>rewards fundamental skills and execution
>will always be meta or at least relevant
>only reason to pick him is to tryhard or if you are afraid of losing
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>>557953051
original is best.
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>>557953750
seeker post
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>>557953750
who the hell is soldier 76
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>>557953814
hm nyo I'm ritualist (no different from seeker)
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>>557953828
Deadma lock
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hey guys waow isn't celeste like jumppad cat from paladin watch?
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and holliday is Moot McCree right?
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>>557954024
The fact that the name is "Jetpack Cat" and not like "Katston" or something is bothering me more than it should.
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>>557954127
We don't call her that anymore
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>>557954230
oh sorry hiroshima nagacassidy
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>>557953197
chud now means even less than when /pol/ started using it themselves.
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Haze is Missing
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adolf remler
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>>557951319
valve games can only go a year without developing tourist microblocs of faggots vs. chuds who argue about irrelevant culture war shit it's official
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you guys remember 2024 where shit like this was seen as extremely high level movement and not the default state of gameplay for anyone over ritualist
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>>557954289
Such is the life-cycle of people trying to use words to demean someone they don't like instead of using the originals. 'Nigger,' 'faggot,' and 'tranny' will cause more meltdowns than a retard calling someone a chud it's hilarious.
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>>557943118
added that i've been playing pocket since his launch
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>>557954626
i cant even do that
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>>557954626
I want the 4 item slots back.
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Can I get a QRD on how to get good at Billy?
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>>557954626
I miss the brighter sun in the old map
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>>557954626
this game used to look like ASS
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>>557954878
just goat yourself
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>>557954660
Nobody gets mad over faggot anymore
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>>557954913
Still does, but it used to, too.
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>>557954878
You rush 2 upgrades into Blasted so you get another Bashdown when you Blast. Then you press 1>3>1 and win every fight. Buy the melee items.
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>>557954289
>>557954660
Literally nobody was offended by chud and actual chuds embraced the term very quickly.
tumblr/twitter/reddit faggots are generally really bad at making up insults and I have no idea why they stuck with chud for so long when it was obvious nobody cared.
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>>557954878
press the melee button
repeatedly
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Any easy way to mod the music in game?
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>>557955267
I am a chud and call myself one unironically
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>>557955267
nice copy chuddy
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>>557954878
I just switched to Abrams instead, he's just Billy but much better because he's got built in stuns for free heavy melee.
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i want the yamato remodel update NOW
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>>557955267
It worked pretty well considering how often you see seething shitskins using it "ironically"
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>>557955404
Billy doesn't even have to melee to melee
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>mina
>shotadoms
Name a better duo
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>>557954878
Don't melee, no I'm not joking.
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>>557954626
I miss that infernus icon
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What’s an easy hero I can carry my 0/15 teammates with
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>>557954878
you have to be smart enough to know how stupid you can be and live. get a bunch of ammo so you can shoot for longer and can mix up when you throw out light melee to reload, get light melees during their animations they can parry you, when they fuck up a parry beat them to death with melee charge boosted heavies. if you're really not wanting to risk getting parried his 1 is also a melee. your gun is basically a melee weapon outside of being pretty great at denies so if you can't fight in melee wait for them to do something stupid. your ult is free slowing hex on top of the pull and your 1 slams people into the ground so you're really good at stoping characters who fly away
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>>557955641
warden/seven
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>havent played this game in a hot min
>first match is a complete shitstomp
Cool. Thank God Mewgenics is out now.
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oh yeah and your melee reload works on neutral camps so he's insanely good at farming because you have some of the best gun dps in the whole game
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>>557955641
Doorman
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>>557955453
>how often you see seething shitskins using it "ironically"
I only see it in irony memes like "My stupid chud life baka/I'm such a fat fucking chud." and someone larping as a lefty online like with >>557955379.
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>>557955641
No one.
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I'm legitimately getting so fucking tired of solo queue, Yoshi seriously needs to do something about matchmaking
games in oracle are literally just a fucking roulette of which team is going to have the useless shitter, it's getting beyond frustrating
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>game starts
>pause
>SWITCH SWITCH I HAVE TO LANE WITH MY DISCORD KITTEN SWIIIITCH NOOOOWWWW
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>>557938551
jenna ortega drives white men crazy
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>>557955641
you have to accept your losses
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>>557956115
yeah because her music fucking blows and is made for teenage girls
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>>557955772
been feeling like this most times I'm queuing since like 2 weeks ago honestly, matchmaking feels broken as fuck right now.
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>>557956045
No one likes rolling the dice on lane partners when you've played this game for longer than 3 hours.
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>>557954626
Yea modern eternus will look like archon in a year or two
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>>557954764
this is actually really easy shit
>zipline boost
>air dash
>slide
>a bit of air strafing
that's it
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>>557955976
Theres no matchmaking restrictions. Eternus players invite their new friends to play so the matchmaking mixes everyone together and the clown show ensues. Was better in 2024 when everyone was an autistic solo player.
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>>557955809
How do you carry with him
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>>557956115
>>557956187
nvm I got her confused with Olivia Rodrigo
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>>557955809
>t. doesn't play Doorman
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>people want to play with their friends
>"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE STOP INCONVENIENCING ME FOR 5 SECONDS, I NEED TO GET TO LANE FEEEEEEEEEEED"
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>>557956045
>they lose the lane anyway
genuinely duo laning and still losing has got to be the most pathetic shit imaginable, the advantage it provides is insane
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>>557956284
>Lock away one enemy so it's a forever 5v6
>Stun an enemy so your teammates legit can't miss their bullets or abilities
>Get greater expansion so you can split push since your retarded team wants to brool all day in blue
>Still lose anyways because despite putting them in an unloseable situation they grip loss from the jaws of victory
You can do some sick shit doe and it makes the pain hurt less
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>>557956045
I know you're autistic but let me spell it out for you. If I queue up to play with a friend, I'd like to actually play with them.
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Annoying Glocket not so smug after getting CURSED. Man it should have been a no brainer to have curse on hand but for some reason no one in my team had the same thought. Fucker almost reversed the game because he kept picking off stragglers on my team and getting GC stacks. PSA just buy curse even you're a carry ffs.
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>>557956276
i never get that much momentum from a zip boost
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>>557956352
>pausefaggot wants sympathy
tick tock 30 seconds
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Less trannies and faggots
BUT
more seething niggers and wiggers
your call /vg/
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>>557956479
>Curse
>Taking the damage penalty
Silence wave works just as well
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>>557956535
i dont pause the game to switch lanes, im not a fucking retard who cant press a single button on the rail
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>>557956601
who the fuck is this guy
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>>557944939
holliday attracts movement fags, aim trainer fags (until they find out her headshot passive is irrelevant and she's a support character)
paradox attracts 'i want to go pro in deadlock' esports wannabes
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>>557956610
It's Glocket so I wanted to get rid of his gun too.
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>>557956640
Based. Request denied, but based.
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>>557956045
>>557956205
>>557956383
>>557956458
>>557956352
nta but if someone pauses and wants to laneswap with you to play with their friend but the lane you'll be swapping into is a fucking terrible one with an awful partner character and a nigger tier lane matchup what do you then do? do you still swap for that persons sake or do you stick in your original lane and let them deal with the faggotry?
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>Drifter on my team 0/10
>Drifter on the enemy team = 20/1

Every FUCKING time
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>>557947378
for the same reason every other build he creates is bad
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>>557956045
I cant switch lanes anymore, it gaurentees that the person you switched with starts 0/10
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>>557955976
Play with me
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>>557956645
XQC
Used to play pro overwatch but now he's just a super popular "i play whatever game is popular rn" streamer
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>>557956601
WHAT IS THAT BUILD
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>>557956458
I don't care what you want. how bout dat?
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>le trannies are taking over!!!
Tourists fuck off.
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>>557956737
For me it's Abrams. When I fight that thing it's an unstoppable blue man who just assrapes anyone he sees. When he's might teammate you get the most useless retard known to man with a whopping 0/15 statline.
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>playing as Graves
>doing fucking terrible I die 10 times in lane against Apollo
>win the game either way because we had Victor in our team and the game lasted more than 40 minutes
>I get top player damage
What the hell
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Theres a setting in the hide out to make lanes always put you with your party
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Yamato or Billy if I want to main Silver?
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>>557951319
this guys account has 40 games played btw
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>>557956337
I'm sorry you didnt get the joke doorbro
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>>557956927
You either get parried once and go 0/15 or you dont get parried and go 15/0. I am both Abrams at the same time.
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>>557956045
https://files.catbox.moe/wxfcm4.mp4
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>>557957005
It would appear I'm retarded.
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>>557956735
Tell those retards to use the "lane with party" preference in the party options then do whatever you want
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>>557955045
Faggots do
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>>557956952
I think they removed that when they revamped the options menu. I can't find it anymore.
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>>557956952
it tries to accommodate you but lanes are individually matchmade on top of the general matchmaking of the whole team so if you que with your much lower rank friend the game will split you up - then when you whine at me over vc BRO BRO SWAP BRO CMON you end up creating a lane with a fucked up player skill gap and it becomes a stomp that maybe won't snowball the game to a victory but maybe it will
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>>557956805
slot efficient
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>>557957150
>Start a party
>Press Esc
>Click the button next the the party in the top right
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>>557955045
yeah they do you just got put in based queue due to reports.
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>deadlock player numbers at all time highs
>youtube numbers and twitch numbers keep going up and up
>almost 1 million faggots on reddit
>crazy amounts of fanart
>everyone loves mobas and hero shooters now
deadlock will have 2m players when it fully launches
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>>557957382
>2 million silver and mina players

no...
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>>557957382
it'll go fully public soon to capitalize on all the recent hype, mark my words. Then the 3rd world floodgates will be open and we'll all be cursed.
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>>557957507
>it'll go fully public soon
80% of the character roster is still unfinished thougheverbeit and the leaks say that they want to introduce ANOTHER 6 new characters instead of revamping all the old ones
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>>557957382
NO NO NO THE GAME WAS SUPPOSED TO FAIL!
DEILOCK!
UNORIGINAL BLACK WOMAN OF VALVE!
JEWISH ASSEMBLY LINE FETISH!
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>>557957507
If they didn't put new players in Archon it'd be fine since most oldfags are highrank but with them flooding Archon total noobs show up in oracle (Which is SUPPOSED to be a high rank) Phantom Ascendant lobbies.
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>>557957589
I still think full old character remodel and kit redesigns should wait for open beta
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>>557937650
>design
>toxic
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>>557957660
Game is literally unplayable due to this
I'm not going to coinflip my way to ascendant
Actual aids
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>>557957704
Bananomancer my beloved...
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>>557957808
When are you getting Pudge, Deadlocktards?
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>>557957738
Things were so much better when 90% of the playerbase was stuck in ritualist.
>>557957859
Pudge is already in the game but his kit is spread between several characters.
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>>557957859
We already have bebop
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>>557957859
bebop has hook
victor has rot
mo&krill have dismember
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>>557957927
>>557957975
>>557957951
Is 30m a lot?
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>>557957382
>deadlock will have 2m players when it fully launches
best i can do is 300-400k
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Viper is going to be a snake/lamia when she gets a proper model right.
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>>557958071
Rage inducing.
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>>557957501
so we're just skipping the fake game discussion and posting faggot porn now, huh?
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>>557934516
>have the greatest silver game of my career where I’m my team’s murder machine
>still fucking lose
AAAAHHHHHH
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>>557958119
lamia with huge tits & naked overalls
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>>557957660
>Be Arcanist shitter before the update
>Suddenly got thrown to Emissary for no reason
>Not doing too bad holding my own
>Still get people either on the other team or mine that go double digit negatives even worse when the game randomly decides to give me an Archon lobby
At this point I don't think I am the problem.
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>>557958110
This'll be the case, most likely. Items complicate it too much for the usual shitter crowd. Making basic attacks a skillshot will turn off Dotards.
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>>557958071
There are items to make it even longer.
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>>557958740
Plural? Even Pudge only got Aether Lens and RNG to get an Enchantment.
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>>557958390
is this proof that Victor doesn't smell bad?
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give me some real nigga doorman tips
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>>557958829
yeah several items, no enchantment rng unless you do the broool casual mode
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>>557958930
using the ult to kill steal is detrimental unless you are playing with actual mouthbreathers and need every last soul.
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>>557937650
I agree with this

she's bad design. I think she will only drive players away. People will quit over how fucking unfair and retarded she can be.
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Every single infernus game I go gun infernus my team just kills themselves over and over and I have no impact because I don't come online until the game's over
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>>557951319
me. I'm only here for silver's fat knot
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>joins game and warns us that he's tilted before the match even starts
Thanks for the elo terrorist Valve!
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>>557937818
The problem is her ability to keep every lane pushing into your base at all times with no counter play
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death to yuri
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>>557958071
>30m
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>>557954594
Questionable. Valve doesn't develop games frequently enough to discern a pattern.
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>>557956045
here is your teams duo that absolutely had to lane together, say something nice about them
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less yuri, more /ss/
get to it!
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I enjoy Kelvin but I'm too retarded to use his dome properly so I just grief my team..
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>>557957101
what did monke say?
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>>557959814
>"Thank you I wanted to be with professor."
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>>557959805
many such cases
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>>557957131
thank you unironically anon I didn't know this existed
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>>557959549
>couldn't even find a version with the watermarks shopped out
ngmi
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>>557958930
>single out an enemy when the match starts
>ult them on cooldown
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>keep randomly getting disconnected and sent to the hideout mid game
very cool very chungus very wholesome
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>>557959805
It's ok, I do the same thing (they always play away from me when dome is up)
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>>557959549
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>>557960412
7-8/10 times this is the kelvin players fault btw
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yuritroons have ruined every general I'm in
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>>557946236
based
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Girls kissing
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FINALLY
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>>557958930
Enemy gamers are so mindbroken by Doorman being able to escape through his door and close it before they enter that they'll try to enter it before you do thinking you'll definitely go through it.
Sometimes you can take advantage of this and bait retards into being teleported across the map while you close the door behind them.
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>>557960202
the watermarks is what makes it funny retard
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>>557960617
Says the avatarfag every thread
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>>557960719
What is supposed to be being conveyed by this post?
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>yuritroons
Wrong, my boy Jeff is a yurichad
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>>557960202
newfag
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I wish I could play her better, but at least I can paint her
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>>557960936
They're finally adding seven to the bunny suit mods
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Is there a worse feeling than playing a midgame dominator hero like Silver or Apollo and being forced to lane janny while your 5 teammates just brawl endlessly?
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Flopping tranny deadcock.
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>>557961139
This is how I became a Geist main.
>Just lane Janny until I can just join a fight and murder everyone.
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>>557960820
>>557961043
>so mindbroken by a completely unserious insult that he replies twice
Love to see it
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stop with the yuri or ill post yaoi
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>>557961246
What about dysfunctional heteroships?
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>>557961380
thats fine too
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>>557961246
Fujopost...
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>>557941509
Either or works, there's just a ton more Fujo material then there is Yume.
>Why can't you stick with your doorman?
The way people draw him is extremely feminine and not my cup of tea. Now Victor on the other hand...
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>>557961206
Yeah I don't mind doing it on scaling heroes. Losing your powerspike just feels unbelievably bad.
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>>557961629
Damn I wanna learn to play Drifter now
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>>557961629
badass
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>>557961246
>>557961380
I don't mind
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I invoke my executive authority to demand the following Dota ports expeditiously
>REAL Rubick with proper spell steal, not the SISSY Sinclair
>Timber, some tanky initiator with a grappling hook that works on walls and ceilings
>Invoker, someone that juggles spells
>Dark Willow, a cancerous CC niggerhell ganker with fairy sex
>Ogre or Chaos Knight, for the proper gacha gambling experience, Wraith doesn't utilize it
>Oracle, someone that fucks with HP manipulation
>Naga's ult
>Doom's Doom
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>>557960719
Yep, I'm thinking based.
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>>557961754
Also some implementation of Glimpse and X Marks the Spot, bring back Doorman's lanky ass for a beating after he fucks off through a door.
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>>557959658
holy truth bomb
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>>557961629
truly, you were the drifter
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>literal foids literally in this thread literally lusting after Victor
The devs knew...
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how many dicks did mina suck to graduate
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>>557961380
Its not hetero. Pocket doesnt identify as male.
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>>557961425
>they both dead therefor must ship
this is equivalent of making Kelvin/Victor or Kelvin/Vindicta and those two ain't really happening either
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>>557962140
Mina will beat the faggot out of him
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>>557961425
Are Mina and Victor the biggest whores in the game? They're drawn with everyone else, male and female.
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>>557962204
doesn't matter its cute
>>557962226
no thats d**rman hes the fandom bicycle
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>>557962204
Both their steam statuses are "brooding in the hideout"
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Women are so detached from reality, they legit ruin every fandom they're apart of.
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>>557962140
Is that confirmed or just the (reasonable) assumption based off their choice in pronouns?
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>>557961425
Vindicta Grey Talon makes more sense
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>>557962381
yes big saar they are an be a part
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>>557962204
Vics not even dead, he's just sewn together from dead people. He's literally Frankenstein.
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Everytime i play street brawl and I go up against this faggot first two rounds we'll win most of the time only for him to come back and become unkillable and nuke the fuck out of my team I hate playing against this faggot.
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>>557962631
he's only good in brool because he can't be itemised against as easily there.
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>>557962327
>Both their steam statuses are "brooding in the hideout"
just because they are both brooding doesn't mean they are automatically compatible or same type of character, and their kill lines also don't give any sort of chemistry either. victor one's are especially bland

>>557962294
that is true, people ship shit without a lot of thought
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Any way to make a config to turn down some of the particle effects ingame?
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I always dominate with Apollo in lane but fall behind in late game, how do i fix that.
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>>557962631
>he gets lifesteal items while the enemy doesn't get antiheal
>he wins
>he doesn't roll lifesteal items or the enemy gets antiheals
>he loses
RNG hero
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dont play a frogposting hero
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>>557962914
I'm not surprised the frogposter just plays whatever is strongest.
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>mirage complains that I lost my lane and fed graves
>I killed graves 3 times and took her guardian at minute 5
>mirage complains im zero impact midgame
>I wall them off their own rejuv and x3 steal it
>mirage tells me to check the postgame stats and weep
>I get mvp
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>>557962914
frog company
frog game
frog hero (soon)
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we call them frogGODS around here
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>>557963008
mamdani will not like this
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>>557962819
just
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animetroons
yuricucks
furfags
frogniggers
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>>557962819
end quickly
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>>557962419
Talon is married...
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>>557962819
Sell your purples for oranges
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>>557962204
Maybe not shipping them but having them hang out is cute.
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What am I supposed to do when I'm in an enemy's face as Yamato and all of my abilities are on cooldown? Feels like her gun just tickles them.
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>>557958930
learn the common door setups for each lane and for stealing enemy jungle (something you're very good at) by running around in the single player sandbox: test both with and without extension upgrades
combo your ult with slowing hex to make the parkour even harder
abuse the high ground
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Another low elo stomp with Doorman.
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I said that Dota is in maintenance mode and that it’s actually fun to participate in deadlock development and I was told im weak annd a loser and CANT handle Dota, is this true chat? Deadlock just seems more fun than Dota at this point
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>>557963749
yeah that actually works better and it's in character
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>>557963808
She has the highest melee for a reason anon
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>>557963890
well, you should do a few pushups every day
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>>557963497
Living?He could have an unliving one if yes.
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>>557956194
Ive had more leavers than ever after this update
Fuck this gay game
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>>557963808
Your close quarters and mystic shot?
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>>557963890
yes dota is 10000x more complex and deep than deadlock
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>>557963851
Im stuck debating over surge of power with doorman, If you skip it you can get refresher or vitality items and I don’t seem to notice the bell drop off from without it idk
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>>557963808
Use your alt fire bro
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celeste shows up on my screen and fucks my audio, anyone else gets this
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>>557963890
this is like the tarkov vs arc raiders debacle
yes, tarkov is a hundred times more content rich, complex, dfifficult, hardcore, rewarding and "fun" to play as arc raiders
the problem is tarkov is a game that actively hates you as a player
you are used as a product to feed veteran players
all sorts of antiplayer design and shit meant to balance an economy where you are just chum
do you really want to play that game as opposed to arc raiders?
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>>557962819
Pick a different character. He falls off hard.
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I'm yet to hear a convincing argument as to why I shouldn't buy Stamina Mastery on every bucket 1/2 hero. It's clearly the best item in the game, along with Warp Stone.
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>>557964505
what the fuck is this dive
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If you see the following you're probably going to see one of the most retarded opinions posted online
>pepe image
>cat image
>Aqua/onimai image
>yuri (but not yaoi for some reason)
>hot asian model/porn actor image (rare)

What else?
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>>557964625
Accurate. Don't forget DBS posters
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>>557940515
>>557942558
Please anons, help a coomer out
I want to know where to get more mods, there's a Celeste bikini one going around and this Muc Gginis one, is there another deadlock mod resource? This are not in banana
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>>557964579
You can skip it on vyper because she has 6 stam. They should nerf it tho
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>>557964625
>hot asian model/porn actor image (rare)
hey that's me
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>>557964579
it's a crutch for people who don't know how to movement
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>>557964625
>Aqua/onimai image
I have no idea what that is but yeah accurate.
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at some point drifter clinging/sliding on walls used to leave claw marks and at some point they removed it
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>shotcall hundreds of matches
>climb from oracle to eternus over the course of multiple months
>teammates never magically start communicating better, they just get better at fighting
>I become genuinely tilted, i shoulder the burden of every single callout for dead silent allies
>something breaks in me
>mute all players on the server, blast music and emotionally detach from the match
>I put tape over my minimap so I don't get angry seeing information nobody else notices
>one day, i'm baited by my rem in lane. I get so genuinely angry I abandon thematch and uninstall deadlock
>go to meditate on these emotions
>ruminate.png
>My anger stems from feeling a loss of control over the external variables around me
>The only thing in this world we can truly control is our own feelings, and how we act in response to them
>reinstall deadlock
>Begin to clinically communicate all information; not out of a hope others hear it, but rather as applied theory in contributing all I can regardless of circumstance
>write numbers on the minimap: 2 enemies yellow, 1 respawning, 3 right jungle
>instinctively check minimap 30 seconds before each buff/urn spawn, call it every time
>I still notice the failures of my teammates, but something is different now
>I don't complain, I don't blame, I don't curse the sky
>I just calmly express what our next objective is
>we must farm until mid, we must stabilize lanes
>I peel for the allies I despise the most, I muse with the enemies I admire
>win or lose, I progress spiritually
>start performing better, rotating better, consistently top echelon of stats
mobas are a spiritual journey. some will plateau along the path, but the righteous will reach the other side more aware of the world around them
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>>557962415
He (Pocket (male)) never really talks about his feelings or his inner monologue so it's basically just speculation.
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>>557964625
yurifags are the most annoying people on the planet
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>>557964780
I would agree except it literally makes the dash faster
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>>557963958
She's still alive, yeah, Doorman even mocks Talon for leaving his wife behind to go on a suicide mission
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>>557964579
Don't forget counterspell and healbane everygame too.
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>silver in my team
>literally doesn't do anything
>silver in enemy team
>giga rape machine 9000
this is drifter by 100x worse
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>>557964780
it enables more movement
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>>557964579
Nothing wrong with this take, with Dota boots are a must because of the inherent advantage you get so everyone buys boots, in mobas where you either go on or get gone on being able to literally be quicker than your opponent wins in general
>>557964448
Time between release is also important, Tarkovsky has 8 years to build on its content which is why it becomes erroneous to 1-1 compare the titles. Maybe in 8 years we can judge but by then Tarkovsky has 16. It’s a moving goalpost of comparison but im pretty sure I was just being ragebaited by a gross brown SEA third worlder.
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>>557964942
add these sorts of pic to the list>>557964625
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>>557952237
Nigga you use two different fingers to press spacebar + shift. Don't tell me that you can't somewhat reliably pull it off with practice.
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>>557964919
Wow that's gay.
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>>557964579
Stamina mastery is busted and I don't want to see it nerfed
if your movement is shit, it'll make up for it.
If your movement is good, it'll make it even better.
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>>557964625
any form of LGBTQ flag. The troon flag is annoying but the specific ones like gay/pan aare the absolute worst.
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>bruised egos on my team every game calling everyone else agents of israel
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>>557965067
>silver your team
>your rank double prio on silver
>enemy silver
>above your rank had silver select as one of many different characters
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>babby's first execution barrier
wouldn't like to see them try to do electrics in tekken
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>>557965127
another one fallen to the wayside on their spiritual journey. In time you will grow beyond these myopic reductions
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>>557961065
This is actually pretty cool anon, you should try and paint more characters
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>>557963851
>in brazil servers no less
do they serve sopa de maco at the baroness?
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Graves is kinda dogwater right now but placing her root while chasing someone and seeing them fall for it never gets old
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Can I use macros in this game or do they ban for that
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>>557965436
macros using programs like logitech G hub cannot be realistically detected without banning the software and making the game unplayable for a lot of people
so knock yourself out
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seeing hetero ship silver art makes me physically ill
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>>557964579
Just checked the stats and its not even in the top 15 of the t3s
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ITANI LO S-ACK!
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>>557964625
>>hot asian model/porn actor image (rare)
I guess it depends on your general but most of the time those are kpopfags, and 90% of those who post here are filipino/indonesian/some other flavor of SEAnigger which is why they're always such bad posts
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>>557964942
based monk anon
I've begun doing the same, though I'm only at Phantom.
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>Blackmore Academy is a high school attended by Graves and Apollo.[1][2] Mina and Pocket are former students, now graduated.[3][4]

Blackmore seems to be an upper-class school exclusively for wealthy students.[5]

graves is a spoiled rich brat? cringe
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>>557965519
They can probably analyze timing behavior for more advanced ones but I guess I could just throw a rand delay in to keep it safe
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>>557965632
>The daughter of high-power defense attorneys, Darcy Graves grew up in a home where every conversation was a debate, argument, or negotiation
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>>557963851
smartest latinx
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>>557965632
>graves is a spoiled rich brat? cringe
yes, despite looking like a hobo teenager with faded out, dirty clothes.
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>>557964942
Does it truly never get better?
Why does it feel like you have to play professionally these days just to have a good reasonable game of anything "competitive"
No one talks anymore man, everyone's so unbelievably anti social EVEN with it being online.
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everybodys playing dlc characters and Im retarded enough to play pocket still, Im about to join the fucking dark side this shit is unplayable
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Are Silver m1s in wolf form parryable?
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>>557965902
no nigga that would be retarded
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>>557965902
No
People just spam parry in front of it because she can try and sneak a punch in sometimes
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>pocketfag downplaying his still OP character
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patch doko?
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>>557965740
Oy vey my trauma. Sometimes my Mommy and Daddy didn't give me what I wanted without question.
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>>557965740
>>557965752
Graves is Jewish. The final piece of the puzzle is her on-model nose.
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Abrams is super fun in brackets where no one knows how to parry.
First real match and half my team is afk but I can 1v11 and win.
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>>557965543
Stats are ruined by people building shit for shits and giggles or just wanting more damage. Stats in general in this game are fucking useless outside of winrates I guess of characters but even that is suspect.
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>>557964847
Aqua is from konosuba, the cyan bitch.
Onimai is an anime about a dude who gets forcefully turned into a girl by his younger sister. It's very popular with troon weebs.
If you browse /v/ you've definitely seen them.
>>557965127
Honestly don't see too many shit takes from original wojak guys. It's all soijak fags which them being garbage posts is a given.
>>557965216
Outside of 4chan you're absolutely right.
Nobody posts troon flags on this site unless they're baiting or trolling or arguing about politics. Same with 'chud'.
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>>557965843
pocket feels obsolete and now instead of just 1 mina running around we have 7 minas in every lobby
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>>557966079
>Graves is Jewish.
Finally, a character for me.
I'll be slaying goyim with my Rothschild funded necromancy.
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>>557966108
hes fun when people do know how to parry too just shoot them in the face or build spirit abums
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VIABLE MELEE BUILD HERO LIST:
>abrams
>viscous
>billy
>bebop
>ivy
>doorman
>drifter
Am I forgetting any? Im sure there’s a hero I issued that can build melee
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>>557962226
>>557962294
At least with victor it makes sense because all the girls want his dick.
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>>557966329
venator
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>tard brawl
>get the items I want: win
>don't get the items I want: lose
it was fun the first dozen matches but I think you have to be mentally ill to enjoy this rng fest constantly
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>>557966127
That seems like cope to me, maybe its just not as big of an impact on winning
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>>557964942
Get a job
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>>557966438
somedays the rng is far worse than others
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>>557966329
Venator. Gutshot build is surprisingly viable if you're actually good enough to abuse wall stuns during teamfights.
>>557966301
Wtf why is it always hazes in all chat seething recently?
Is it because she's the beginner-midwit hyper carry hero?
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>>557966438
Its just a random feel good slot machine for a lot, or turn brain off and screw around mode for others
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>>557966438
>Celeste player gets refresher round 1
>Types GGEZ at the end
Yeah standard's a bit better
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>>557966329
I'm going go break the meta and do the worlds first melee Kelvin and take 1v1 boxing brawls in my ice dome.
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>>557965964
>>557965902
you can parry her bite and leap
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>>557966563
It's pretty simple
>pick hero presses their cc on you and you die from full hp
scrub shit, lame, faggot, kill yourself
>haze hits you with a dagger, capacitors you and curses you to turn off all your ability to move or fight back and kills you
the pinnacle of skill. esports pros and streamers alike are rejoicing at your massive outplay
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>>557966329
You missed a lot

Calico paige yamato apollo mirage
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>>557966615
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>>557964625
>>557964678
>>557964847
>>557964982
>>557965127
>>557965216
>>557965594
You are the people getting excited and hyped up for e-sports i know a guy who's genuinely into it like some of the worst football soccer fans whatever he'd scream into our voicechats like HOLY SHITT THIS GOOK NIGGA JUST DID A HECKIN FUCKIN ULTIIII OMG WHAT A PLAY HAHAHA WAOOOOOOW. The most annoying people on the planet are e-sport faggots.
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>>557966720
kek
true
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>>557966438
It's mainly the try a new hero and get used to abilities mode for me
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>>557966464
I guess I should rush Rapier in dota every game since I'll win 85% of the time according to stats
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>>557966716
he's technically right, provided you have counterspell
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>>557966720
?????????????
What does that have to do with noticing the trend of people with certain types of images attached to their post having retarded takes and opinions?
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>>557966720
Yeah bro and I watch and don't say shit about it. You only know about the retards.
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>>557966720
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Why does Spirit Burn explosion feel like it does way more damage than just the alleged 100
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i wanna main the new cat hero
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is lady geist built for shotas on purpose or did that just happen
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>>557966720
Silverposting in night shift was some of the most fun I've had in this general.
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>>557965648
How do you implement random delay in G Hub? I don't want to learn autohotkey
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>>557967153
i wanna see his barbs
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>>557967215
>>557967215
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>>557966720
>You are the people getting excited and hyped up for e-sports
Literally all the discussion was clowning on the so called pros for memeing up d-tier heroes as the new release shiv
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>>557967195
I have bad news
I was just going to use autohotkey or python
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sneed
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>>557967467
That's good news for me
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>>557966182
yeah I agree, I love the character but hes not even particularly good even at his strongest points, I literally dropped mina after a month because it felt too free but every lobby is CBT now, theres enough S tier characters that playing anything else is awful and you see draft loss 99% of the time
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>>557964505
>apollobait.webm
its the worst fucking dive ive ever seen
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>>557959621
like you said it isn't scientific but all their multiplayer games have become dominated socially by mod or comp-centric discord cliques composed of either gay faggots or retarded chuds, deadlock is their newest game and seems to have taken a year since becoming widely public outside of invites thrown around cords and boards to begin producing communal culture war slop so i'd assume that's generally the time it'd take with any other release
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>>557963890
there is no core complexity dota has over deadlock and the same cannot be said vice versa e.g. an entire fucking dimension. the former's advantage is years of bells and whistles
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>>557964505
>look guys viscous turned my int into a trade also seven is retarded
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>>557954626
i can't remember but was there a item limit for each catergory (gun/spirit/green) ? like each of those 2x2's was specific item category? and after objectives you unlocked that last 2x2 which were anything you wanted to buy?
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>>557975370
that's why people still call the unlocked slots "flex slots"
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As a new player, I like the game but the matchmaking (and obvious smurfs) are making it unbearable
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>>557986957
got shat on by an elephant rounds doorman lmao
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>>557987054
My team? Yeah. He was already 9-0 coming out of his lane. I did say I was a new player, but there's a clear skill gap here. Yamato just ran it down whenever they spawned.



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