Let's See What This Dick Can Do Edition>Latest patch:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/01-30-2026-update.102822/post-207811>Steam Page:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/>How do I git in?Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.>How do I git gud?Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.Additional Resources:>Unofficial Wikihttps://deadlock.wiki>Collection of useful character buildshttps://deadlockmeta.com/>New Player Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/edit>Advanced Movement Guidehttps://www.dlmovement.wiki/>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)https://statlocker.gg/https://tracklock.gg/>Unofficial Competitive Newshttps://www.deadfrag.com/>Unofficial Voiceline Viewerhttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Threadlocked: >>557934516
My OP wife Silver!!
fujos run this general
Sex with Venator
>>557967378My first pick always
*buffs the enemy abram's effective HP by 1.2x*THANK YOU!!!!
what about a bunny hero?
mina's butt
>>557967423>First pick her with $500 on the line(Celeste wasn't banned)>LoseReminder that pros and ecelebs can be just as retarded as your average seeker player.
>>557967486bunny hero would get mauled by silver
>>557967486I'd enjoy an actual feminine male hero (yeah yeah pocket/doorman/apollo but they're just lean build males not really androgynous style stuff)
Lady geist’s armpits
if I won the ritual I'd wish that victor never learns of his origins
I never really thought going against an Abrams was ever much of an issue until the game I had where it felt like I could never get away from him and he just warp stone echo shard raped me on loop.
>>557967582>A whole 500 dollarydoosIs this why Europoors are always sweating over esports? Because the prize money is more than they make in a month?
>>557967657Feminine male? What does that even mean? lol
>>557967582unironically the pros were thinking with their dick
>>557967657your doorman?
HA-HAHAHAHAHA
>>557967792Masculine woman? What does that even mean? lol
I have a great need.
>>557967898your reading skills?
I counter build the enemy by buying damage to counter their hp
why did they have to make the captchas into iq testsi just wanna funpost
>>557967756I hate this image so fucking much purely because they made my nigga infernus look like your average nigger.Like why the fuck does he have corn rows. His hair is made of fire.
I think Apollo's animations look stupid. Mainly his reload, heavy melee and "shooting" animation.
>>557968054your pocket?
>>557968283this one goes hard as fuck
>>557968313I think you're stupid
>>557968248don't ask questionsdrop down and give me 2 stars with 4 points each
Someone tell me who the fuck can I play in this game if I absolutely cannot aim single-shot guns for shit. I got put on paradox and missed almost every other charged shot i tried alongside just generally shooting nothing for most of the game.I like graves because her gun literally auto-aims for you in a way but I need a bigger pool. Also silver too since her shotgun is easy to hit people with without aiming too much. What other heroes should I consider? Is yamato aim heavy?
>>557968313>heavy meleeI understand where you're coming from with this but it's a visual clarity thing, his 2 and 3 already use his sword>reloadFuck no, tossing his sword away and materializing a new one is sick>shootingIt's not flashy but the small wrist flicks are very fitting of his character
is spectating broken for you guys, too?
>>557968525https://store.steampowered.com/app/824270
>>557968525Lash is good if you're willing to put time into learning movement schmovementHelps that a lot his skills are transferable into escaping as any hero.
>>557968248>Work PC: No verification required>Phoneposting: Pick the image that doesnt belong 1/1>Home PC posting: Pick the image with 3 stars with exactly 5 points 1/3WHY IS THE DIFFICULTY RAMPED UP TO 11 WHEN IM TRYING TO BE COMFY AT HOME
>>557967215How do i lane against CoD lineups? When its just 2 guntards standing on the other side of the lane shooting, investing heavy into bullet resist super early doesnt seem to pay off much
>>557968525wraith, haze, mcginnis
>>557968470Thank you hiroshimoot-sama...I'll have a glass of>You mistyped the CAPTCHA, or the CAPTCHA malfunctioned.too, please
>>557967935I struggle to find a difference in the lean build versus androgynous example. What do you want a guy with severe gyno and shitty waist proportions?
>>557968283Either the artist is black themselves and simply use the hairstyle in their art for personal reasons, but they're also mainly JP based so it could also just be a JP guy who thinks it's cool hairstyle. The guy is just the only guy I've found who draws the pairing and I just like it, kinda cute.
This game is just as bad as Dota hwen it comes to losing from matchmaking coinflip and draftEverytime I see that the enemy team have more new heroes, they winPowercreep is insaneand when I get Apollo, my game looks like this
>>557968684Hit them with your abilities, kill healing creeps last, peek around corners, stand on the sides and flank them.
>>557968525I'm an aimlet so I just picked Pocket/Abrams and somehow made it to top500 (this was late 2024 though, the playerbase has improved a fuck ton since).
i'm a trans onlyfans girl irl and i main graves and suck on a dildo in voicechat ingame....
>>557968816Dota I notice as an NA player is complete shit. You will never progress or get good because only bad people play that region. Compare that to deadlock where actual whites still play the game in NA
When did Yoshi disable the region switcher console command? My games are full of russians and I really don't want them to be. Wat do?
>>557968816>Power creep is insane>But new heroes suck when I play themHow does this tought process make sense?
>>557968283
>>557969027I always wreck ass with apollo, I just can't carry two feeding lanes
>>557969140I learn something new, I also thought he had no hair ingame haha.
>>557968563please respond
>>557968965Essay is that you? I shudder….>>557968996If you are in EU I laugh and say good luck have fun
>>557969140>>557969234Those aren't corn rows.It's darker where his hair should be and the fire is just wierdly 2D so they look like lines.
>>557969140is Haze almost meant to be a black woman?
what is going on with the rank system, my friend was a the same rank as me in emissary, then we lost like 7 games in a row, the system somehow put him into archon and me into ritualist lol
>its another celeste spamming the urn episode
>>557969232>I always wreck ass with apollo>4/5/6
>>557969370Yeah all those death were after we lost both shrines and I had no choice but to jump in on a deathabll because almost everyone was dead
>>557967643Right on!! Silver needds girlfriend!!
>>557969323It realized he was fighting with a ball and chain attached
>>557969275>>557969140>>557969234>>557968283
Denying in lane with Seven feels disgustingly great. I dunno if it's true but burst shot bullets feel big enough but also slow enough that you have .2s of your bullets hitbox sitting on the soul.
>>557969323Hes playing at night bro, sorry you had to find out this way
>>557969423>Everyone is dead>I MUST jump into a 6 man deathball
>>557968965I want to punch you until not even your mother could recognize you
>>557968779I like how many artists have latched onto the hat line, but I haven't seen any for Apollo's or Silver's jackets
>>557969430yea I don't really care if the system think he's better than me individual level but how can his rank go up if we lose 7 games in a row
>>557969538When they're all dead for 30s and they're fucking the ancient, it's simply over
who the hell spams their bitcoin scam on the deadlock forums of all things
>>557969140lmao
>>557969579I want to see art of Rem napping using their jackets as a blanket, surely someone'll do it sometime soon.
What are the lore implications of this line?
>>557968965i don't think this happened>>557969571that's not very nice
>>557969929Why are you surprised?
>>557969140>>557969438I'm pretty sure he does have waves going on but he would look much more cooler and classier by simply being bald
>>557969579https://deadlock.wiki/images/e/ec/Astro_viscous_1.mp3
I was going to have low risk sex with a prostitute but instead I will play deadlock
>>557969929Deadlock is an alternate timeline where the magic of the world didn't slowly fade away after the resurrection of Christ.
>>557969929Are you surprised that Jesus exists in this universe? Venator is a priest
>>557969282
>>557970320yes just like I would be surprised if israel, mohammed and deng xiaoping existed in that universe
>>557969929Venator is from the Vatican
>>557970464Its irl history 1 for 1 until 1890s
>>557970097I was looking so hard for this Donny T image in response to Infernus's cornrows it's hilarious that someone else thought of it toonowadays you google "donald trump black" and its just non-stop AI slop
>>557970464>israelno ww1 could still be owned by the Ottomans>mohammedbefore the timeline diverged>deng xiaopengalive during the period, warlord era is going on right now unless the qing stayed stable
>>557970180>yāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāycute
>>557969929
>>557970097>>557969438>>557969140Might be cope but they don't really have the corn row look to me. They feel more like demonic lines than corn rows.
>>557967254>we were heckin makin fun of the pros!!!and you still watched them
>>557969993>>557970320>>557970474I will not lie I keep forgetting Venator exists
>>557969140Its part of the flame particle
>>557970872WOAH people had fun??? The nonchalant bros ARENT GOING TO LIKE THIS
>>557970842They may or may not be literal cornrows but they're clearly meant to evoke the look of them
>>557970842Those are the best looking cornrows I've ever seen, they almost look like a decent haircut. Goodlord I am so glad I don't have afrotexture hair blacks got like zero goodlooking options besides bald or a fro
>>557967920god I love Seven art bros
>>557970872>Never watched some dumb shit just to riff on itTell me you don't have friends without telling me you don't have friends.
if I like bombing people and being a terrorist, would Geist, Paradox, Holliday be a good trio? or is there a better one im missing?
So what's this guy supposed to be and why does he have four testicles?
>Abrams feeding>Venator and Rem start to snowball>Lose all walkers at 20 min>Start ragebaiting Apollo and kill him whenever i see him>He breaks and rage quits>WinThis felt so good. I'll start doing this more often.
>>557971186Bebop.
>>557967783There's more americans sweating in comp in Deadlock, nigger
>>557971050pic rel is still one of my most favorite deadlock images and this shit is old as hell like when the game went into invite-alphaI'm a silver fag too.
>>557971186Swap paradox for Bebop, spirit geist is kinda bad because if you build to much spirit you're just killing yourself faster.
>>557968965fake but still gay, you guys play silver and celesteyou guys need something to pear clutch about so you cry about the legal aged school girl
>pick apollo>shitters seethe against mei love being a movementBVLL so much bros
>>557971002Trvke I don an afro but my brother has dreads and I think they look awful
>>557967423First pickLast place
>>557970975>>557971089>mad esport fags
>>557968525Being an aimlet is fine if you go with spirit nuke builds. I'm an aimlet and I've been playing Dynamo since launch; build up his Kinetic Pulse to nuke people and push lanes effortlessly, and if the enemy gets too tanky you can pivot into buffing your ult. You can also go support with CC items, Heroic Aura etc. but I don't recommend buying a lot of healing items with him, I usually just get Healing Tempo if even that.I play Rem in a similar fashion except Rem's pillows are a bit less spammable and his healing is way better so you actually can put more focus into that if you want
>silver mains>https://www.twitch.tv/imaqtpie
>>557971369I use to like them when I was younger not sure what changed, I'm partial to braids but that seems like a lot of work.
I'm an aimlet and I still just play M1 carries. If you have decent macro, you can just get giga farmed and stat check noobs up until Ascendant.
>>557971640stop shilling your twitch
never getting out of arcanist until you master movementhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FaGYoXCGos
Wolf Silver M1 is melee right
goddamn, 60min match
>>557971787Nope, its like drifter's gun
>>557971787No you can't parry it and it scales off of gun items.But can't proc projectile items except shit like richochet.
>>557971640>open link>ad>close link
>>557971256some of these dumb fucks quit their dayjob for deadlock lmfao
>>557971787hmmmmm nyo
>>557971787why would would it be melee nigga it would make wolf completely uselessthink
>>557971895Thanks for the penny, idiot!
>>557971972Because it's a melee ranged attack???
my rank is freefalling and im consistently the 12th most valuable player in each game what should i do to celebrate
Sometimes the names of people in the lobby are suspiciously /dlg/-core...How many of you are in my Phantom lobbies?
>>557971896I mean if your bills are stable it's worth it asuming of course you don't have a job you enjoy.
>>557971817also I called apollo a nigger and the whole lobby lost their shit on me talking about how lash would never say thatgot into one of THOSE lobbieshowever by the end he made a mistake and they turned on him regardless lol
>>557972125not ok chud
so when are they going to fix doorman's door placement?
made a new OSIC spook kit (with spiderman/skyrunner swing), r8 n h8 babyhttps://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/hero-idea-osic-mailman-spiderman-swing-skyrunner.110818/
>>557971993You're Welcome.>>557972104afaik there were tons of /dlg/ players around that rank years ago but with the rank inflation they might now be asc+eternus.
>>557972261in what way? i only have trouble putting them in the patron pit but thats more of a map issue
>>557972267left you a shitpost.
>>557972104If you play on EU I might've been in your games.
>>557971640Forgot this guy existed
>>557971640>imaqtpieWhat year is this
>>557972276>>557972419next chance I get, I'll hard focus the anon and post his a screenshot of his dead body on the thread.
>>557972391in that any small piece of decorative geometry fucks up the placement logic and I am tired, bossThe fucking ring surrounding the hidden king is an immediate example of how shit the door placement logic is. It's a pain in the ass to get a door to actually spawn there and I need that door NOW- aaand it's 5 feet off the ground and the cart doesn't pass through it.
>>557972397rated :0also, I didn't realize there were other mail men ideas, I guess nobody else thought to connect the federal employee theme with haze, kek
>>557972104Can you change your name for just Deadlock?
>>557970616lol I didn't even know this image existed, it was just one of the very first results I got by typing 'waves haircut meme'
>>557972104Everytime I see some unfunny faggot named like george droyd (not even playing bebop) I just know it's one of you cunts.
>>557972104I ran into a duo a week or so ago. About halfway through the match they started spouting 4chan "memes" aka all the usually schizo shit about kikes/glowies/jews, literally nonstop with no provocation. Kept saying anyone who voted graves was a pedo, etc.I just typed "spending all day on 4chan isn't a personality, you know"And they went dead silent for the rest of the match
>>557972770wow you sure showed em sis main character moment there
>>557972770you can get all that info on instagram nowadays
>>557972664nope.
>>557972770powerful...
>>557971186Grey Talon has IED drones
>>557972861Bummer, not gonna change my steam name to Grave's Big Toe or some shit just for this
>>557972639Thank god it'll never be me, nyeh heh heh.
calico's pain voicelines are hot and should be used in porn
>>557972770then the rest of the lobby clapped and the femboy on your team gave you his discord info
>>557973007I've only played Deadlock of those games.
so uh is literally every single game going to be like this? 2-3 massive feeders making the match unplayable?
>>557972639I'll beat your ass to death and send the photo to your family, CUNT
this matchmaking is about to break me8 or so losses in a row only because someones retarded duo goes 0/6 in lane and enemy giga snowballs off of it I understand that it's still in early access but for fucks sake this is just not playable
>>557973117yeah.
>>557973117git gud
>>557973117are you matching rotations to help them out
>>557973180its called losers queue nigga, exists in every moba, you must have been winning too much
>>557973247uhhh well i did get from low emissary to oracle within like 2 days i guess...is that supposed to be bad?
>>557973378yes, welcome to losers queue
king so hidden it makes the mother arch
>>557973223>matching rotationsThere were no rotations, retard
>>557973117>William feedingEverytime.
>>557973456oh so a complete lack of ganking during laning?
>>557973378The games are trying to balance out winrates, so thats the avarage is around 50% for each team
>>557971401>Frog poster is retardedmany cases!
>Banter a bit at the start of the match>Enemy team literally shits their pants, makes a comment after every single fight, and t-bags non-stopI see the art of "don't make it really obvious you're mad" has been completely lost T-bagging alone has to be the biggest self own.
>>557974078but its clearly effective as it pissed you off
>>557974127Actual bot response
>>557974078epic smug girl picture XD you sure owned them!
>>557974127>>557974258Someone feels called out
third game lost in a row, another 45min+ gameI'm legitiametely going insane I broke a controller to avoid breaking my fucking monitorlosing when I don't deserve it make me so fucking mad I hate team games holy shit I'd fuck up every one of these faggot in a 1v1 with whatever hero they want
>>557974078>Tell someone "thanks for running urn" >They start sperging out until the match ends
>>557973007I've seen more slurs spewed in deadlock chats than OW, WT, and R6 combined.
>>557974598>deadlock with controllerYou may be a perverted psychopath, but i respect that
Ok so how in the actual fuck you play Yanato? She's the only hero I dont get what's her deal and the penishead got 10000 different builds>shitty hp>both your damage dealing skills force you to stand still at close range>grapple gives opponent time to react>ult is good but too short to chain all your spells at onceSo what the fuck you build? Gun to abuse the alt fire, spirit to cut fuckers down or what
I hate laning against warden
>>557974589Imagine her taking Abram's BBC as she cries out in pain as he goes to the base with his girthinator
>>557974598Play something else then, retard. Managing your emotions and dealing with teammates that don't do what you want is part of the skill curve.
>>557974782you dont unless you have 500+ games on her
>>557974724Because Deadlock is the only place without Automatic moderation instantly banning you. The modern internet hellscape is so gay
anything worst than these ivy, vyper, rem and paige players who pretend to be all super positive all game only to type nigger when things go south in their povtheyre insufferable and idk why people compare these players to haze, paradox, mcginnis players when at least those guys know how to play their hero instead of going 9k dmg 6.6k obj and 15k healing in a 35 min match.
>>557972848I kinda figured but there was some really specific shit i dont usually see anywhere else>>557972828>>557972913>>557973063sorry faggots, don't act like autistic retards outside of here
>can't add deadlock to my current activity on discord to show my friends im playingwtf?? is there a workaround? i assume since pre release
>down 20k and enemy gets rejuv>team tries to fight for the urn instead of just giving it to the enemy and waiting it outWhyI don't get it
>>557975289>discordenjoy your grooming engine
>>557975356nigga im a grown ass man aint nobody grooming me and im not grooming anybody else so who gaf im only on 30-40 person serversalthough i did get my first egf on there on there and went to visit her and lost my virginity to her like 7 years agoof course she cheated with her ex later but smashed so dgaf
please nerf Rem already I'm sick of seeing this retard chud on every game
>no update until aprilwhat is yoshi doing
>>557975456aiii understandable
i feel like i win more on the hidden king's sizedoesn't help that archmother is constantly yelling at me
>>557973117DELEGALIZE PARTY PLAY HOLY FUCKit's genuinely infuriating, if you are not going to properly matchmake it or make any matchmaking restrictions around it then just fucking get rid of party play
>>557975636DEATH TO THE HIDDEN KING!!!!!
please tell me sinclair can be good with a 2 gun build, I HATE using his bolt
>>557975687Sorry chuddie but Im gonna play with my first timer friends and you have to deal with the consequences. Don't worry, im teaching them how to play as we go.
>>557971213Does anyone else think of Mo when they look at these
Got yo mama arched
>>557971213Looks like a salt shaker made to look like a cyclop buddah, and i think those are toes
>>557975575june actually
will we ever see the old patrons back
>>557975863>Don't worry, im teaching them how to play as we go.thats the fucking point, they aren'tif I was playing with a newbie I would at least put a build together for them so they can do the bare minimummeanwhile today I had such gems as>0/8/1 callico 3k souls behind everyone buying bounty hunterand whatever the fuck this is
>>557976058They're gonna come back with wacky obnoxious voices and play silly chungus bantering sports narrators during the match
>>557976258would be a good idea for br00l mode actually
>>557976164This is what happens when you pick public builds without knowing anything. I always tell people to buy the volvo default shit until they learn how to think for themselves.
did icefrog take the yoshi moniker because of that fake leak a few years ago that said that his real name was Yoshida or something?
>>557975575>>557976049what for real?genuinely dead game
>>557975575release
>>557976329Isn't his name Ishmael
>>557976329his name is Abdul
>>557976258I want the Patrons to banter
>>557976307that's like telling people to learn to speak japanese by reading the japanese dictionarythat's retarded
18 assists 2 deaths on Paige I call that a good game
graves downplayers? your hero is even more dogshit easy than i originally thought
>>557976571how the fuck people die so much man
>>557976497No its not. Valve builds have retardproof power curves without active items to confuse new players. The actual retard move is to select a build with 50 items on it and not be aware of the nuances.
>get a match where people are comming>start comming>get commended>and a friend request
>>557976484hots was too kino for this worldwish league never existed so it became popular instead
Okay yoshi please nerf the damage of silver's 1 and I'll be happy thank you.
>get a match where people are cumming>start cumming>get commended>and a "friend" request
think i'm plateauing, anyone want to watch my replay and tell me stuff i could work on
Nobody ever expects the 10 minute curse
>>557976484HotS was the actual perfect casual moba people clamored for and then nobody fucking played it. It's insane.
>>557975041Im hitting random and playing a match with the hero I just go in both ranked and SB. Yamato so far its been fucking terrible on both.I dont know, I feel Silver does her gimmick better.
>>557977070it wasn't actually a perfect casual mobaif you played it yourself you would know just how boring it got even for casualsand god help you if you tried to take it even slightly seriously and then noticed all the massive amounts of balance issues
>>557976906why is my ex wife following me into /dlg/
which heroes are strictly the most fun to play from a terrorism perspective? i don't care about carrying or getting props from my teammates, I just want to make the enemy consider DCing mid matchwho should I play?
>>557976906Why are all of you such WHORES
>>557977070>Waaaht? No last hitting? No items? I have to share xp with my teammates instead of outscaling them being the server admin?We cant have nice things. The game was basically set up for 24/7 brooling (the thing everyone actually wants to do) but the sweaty masses rejected it.
is there a single deadlock streamer that isn't either an insufferable retard or a tranny
>>557976571your low rank solo queue match sure does mean a lot to everyone here
so when are we nerfing celeste again
>>557977039i was just an other day thinking about thiscurse is just so busted Curse should be, Curse 10 seconds / +10% Damage received
>>557977441The real problem is Apollo
>>557977336it's like smash bros with itemsoutsiders all think smash shines and is best and most fun in whack stages with items dropping all over the placeand that the competitive ruleset where everything is banned is for incels and losersbut then you try to actually play 4 player ffa with all items enabled and you get bored of it after 2 games
>>557977406wander, hes a chill based dad
>>557977546he's pretty bad but nowhere near as bad as celeste
>>557977307Doorman. Refresher ult just for forcing the carry player to sit in the cuck chairNo game for you
>>557977307Doorman has probably the highest ceiling for nonstandard fun-stealing.Ult-cart-echocart-refresher-ult-cart puts someone out of the game for a long ass time.
>>557976906Don't poison my post you fucking WHORE
>>557977772shouldn't have made it so easy that it feels like you were asking for it you SLUT
Mina is shit and the game is all around shit because the entire gameplay is completely balanced around characters that can do 1v1 and that's literally it. Everyone else is useless.
>>557977307If you're actually good at the movement Viscous is the character for you. Otherwise Doorman or something stupid like magic carpet Mo.
>>557977851
How come MtF Transfolk are vastly over-represented on NA Eternus Matches?
>>557977307Rem and just buff every heal creep every wave
>rapes mina into submission in your pathhow do you respond without sounding mad?
>>557977552HOTS was genuinely fun as fuck but it took some time to get really goodThere were tons of extremely unconventional and funny heroes with unique playstyles you can't find elsewhere, I got like 300 hours in hots and 2,3k in Dota but I have much more fonds memories of hots
>>557978072Transgenderism hit the autistic video game nerds like crack cocaine hit black families
>>557977524what hero should i play to get hot brown women to want to play with me
>>557974078>self-ownlmaojust admit you're mad, pajeet
>>557978072Trannyism is an internet illness, like aids but you get it from being terminally online
>>557978143Needs a mating press ult
>>557978072im not an american but a lot of mtf people in online communities dont have a job so they can just practice a lot i dont know how they survive
>>557977307Bebop with Echo Shard is my go-to. You get insanely high MS after maxing bombs, and can also grab Veil Walker. Sprint around the enemy jungle bombing people and force their entire time to buy counter spells
>>557978171abathur and murky will never be replicated
>>557978290How is it a bad thing that they buy counterspell? It's extremely efficient value, you're the one who gets the bad deal.
How do I get my teammates to stop brooling, especially when we're down in souls? I just want to push lanes
>>557978215>randomly brings up brown peoplenice self own
>>557978501NTA But because if you can get away with winning without buying counterspell that's better than having to.
>>557978857bald and piglike in appearance.
>>557978936foldsville
>>557978857BALD
>>557978936yeah the hair animation is weird.
on a scale from league of legends to counter strike how heavily moderated is the chat for this game? anyone share their experience with reports/bans?
>>557978860like 3 creeps dead and these people are already throwing punches at each other like monkeys, sweet
>>557978860>tfw I lost all my HP after getting parried
>>557979070my ingame name is Nyagger and I've gotten reported multiple timesand nothing
>>557978860>bebop hooks you>literally the only possible way you survive is if he melees and gets parried>melees anyway
>>557979070It's dota2, you need to be an EXTREMELY shitty person to actually get banned for being toxic.
>>557971273rlly wish ppl would draw seven like the decrepit corpse being repeatedly shocked into motion by his soul to do shit like he is here rather than a fucking bodybuilder
>>557979202i was referring more to slurs and no-no words
>>557979071that's how high level games gothis isn't dota you're not super weak to creeps early on and you should always be pushing and trying to kill enemies during laning phaseif you don't you lose
Sinclair players have such huge midwit energy.
>>557979308Dota fucking sucks cock.You're telling me I don't get to PVP until like 10 minutes in?
>>557979467someone got mogged by their own ult
>>557979278He answered your question, retard.
>>557979308>high level games>throwing heavies and getting parried
>>557979567nah I just shat on a Sinclair player ridiculously hard and made sure he understood why my team won (spoilers - it's because he stops being useful once you max out rabbit)
>>557979467I think he might be one of the harder characters to play for newcomers because an experienced Sinclair rapes everyone but a new Sinclair might as well be a melee trooper.
>>557979867confirmed midwit
>team goes mid when enemy Abrams and Rem are alive with ultWHY THE FUCK
>>557979593no faggot, he's talking about behavior while i'm talkng about languagekys nigger
>>557979979I don't play Sinclair, anon.
how do you die 13 times as mina
>>557978860how do you get this crosshair?
>>557980152Easy, just don't buy dispel.
Bebopbros... We are not so smart...
>>557980152by having the lowest health in the game
whats the movement tech called where you:DASH -> CROUCH -> JUMP -> SLIDE -> JUMP -> SLIDE and only lose one stamina.
>mo & krill named "Mohammed & Hakeem" keeps saying inshallah, we will press 4, brother while magic carpeting to the enemy teamThis is deadlock in 2026
>game client won't let me spectate matches for some reason>tune into a random streamer to watch instead>the very first thing i hear is someone in his party going "bro how fucking broken is silver..."She's caused them mental damage
>>557980418that's Deadlock since it became available to the public
>>557980418need a new hero who can drop bombs from magic carpet without breaking the channel
>>557980343(slide) bunnyhop
>Yoshi replied to my hero feedback postIf Mirage gets a massive rework in the next couple months then blame me
>>557980418This was also deadlock in 2024
>>557978413god hots general was so retardedI'd post a funny webm of me killing someone as murky and instantly get 3 replies like>ERM YOU'RE NOT EVEN GOOD>THAT'S LOW ELO>I COULD DO THAT!
>>557979308>>557979683https://statlocker.gg/match/60098343/summary
M I N A INA H A A A A AAAAAA
>>557980806What did he say? What did you say?
Statlocker says I'm Archon but ingame I'm Phantom
>>557980229That's Celeste's character-specific crosshair
>>557980952that's just how high level Deadlock goes, you stand in front of the troopers and rawdog Heavy Melees
>>557980806pic describes me but 0/12/12
>finally have a good infernus game>server cpu 106%AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>557981108probably something like "interesting, thanks." are the usual replies when he actually considers someone's idea that is outside of his thinking box
wtf is this archon clown game
>>557981290BURNwom wom WOM WOM WOM WOM
>>557981290What happens? game starts lagging? I legit have never seen it go above 20%
>>557981206>dying for every assist >on remhow
We need more American heroes. We need a baseball player, a farmhand, a corn on the cob and a milk man
>>557981507Calico Holliday Doorman
>>557981108rectangular portraits... home....
>>557981435oops i deleted how long it took, it was 50 minutes almost exactly
>>557978072I dont think theres even a single actual tranny in eternus btw
>>557980806what'd you suggest? only his 1 needs a rework imo
>everyone on both teams has around 32-25k souls>enemy wraith has 65kmy venator fed her ten kills in laning and she snowballed like a mad cunt, god damn we got shit on
Celeste just isn't fun, even with advanced movementI don't think Deadlock lends itself well to agile character like her, I have to play her like I'm in Titanfall but she is nowhere near as nervousI'll go back to playing Pocket, Puck's design is tried and tested
>>557981927skill issue, wtf do you even mean by nervous
>>557980229by not having no fun allowed set to on.
>>557981108>>557981846Make Scarabs do damage, and have them get Djinn's ramping damage behavior instead of Djinn's. In exchange, make Djinn's a debuff that steals spirit power from targets it's applied toSo basically swap Scarabs and Djinn's roles
>>557982107You'd know if you played any movement-heavy fpsCeleste just doesn't cut it, gamefeel wise
peak moba right here
>>557978143Rape him back
>>557981173>>557982195i thought they scrapped the hero-specific crosshairs? when the fuck did they add them for the new ones?
>>557982326hots was unironically one of my favorite gaming experiences ever, stacking with my friends and sleeping 2-3 hours for like a month straight
>wow this guy gets 25% more range, barrier and duration on actives for free!>REV UP THOSE TANKBUSTERSWhy are these little faggots like this
>"MY ASS IS HEAVY">Clean up crew>Armed and Dangerous>Forget about freeman
>>557982326>2015>11 years ago>turrets still had ammoI feel ancient
>play Billy for the first time>people just randomly parry when you're on themWhat, so I just don't ever melee in case they happen to guess right? Wtf is this shit?
>>557982726Let them miss parry and then you get heavies for free for 5 seconds
Every time I get close to Oracle I lose multiple games in a row. The last few days of my life have been nothing but work, sleep and Deadlock trying to get out of Archon
>>557982905This but Emissary
Finally made it to Oracle!
>>557982890Just feels kinda grim to play around, but I guess it's what you have to do.
>>557982726I mean as an alternative Billy is essentially unkillable thanks to Blasted, so yeah the other player has some level of agency over your mobile rape dungeon
>>557982726>play the melee mindgame hero>have to engage with the melee mindgame
>>557982625have another from my person stash, fellow boomerand FUCK abathurs(on the enemy team)
>>557979308>that's how high level games goand in said "high level game" some retard was trying to heavy melee with 0 setup like it was ever going to work?
If anything will kill this game it’s the fact you have to learn at least 3 characters minimum. Rivals and Overwatch taught me people can only learn to play 1 hero in a game.
>>557981489massive stutter yeah. legit frame skips and you aim at people's ghosts
people that draw graves with a normal nose and as tall as apollo disgust me
Will his dad approve of him racemixing?
>play mina>lose because I can't aimwooooooow
>>557980806I've had a shit ton of my suggestions make it into the game for a long time, its kind of fun but I did speak directly with yoshi for a while
>>557983295good, one tricking autists need to learn this is a team game and you should adjust to your environment instead of expecting the environment to adjust to you
>>557983554Her gun feels fucking weirdI hit all my vindicta and venator autos but I just miss a lot with mina
>>557983554Just ks with first skill bro
Not gonna lie feeling pretty great with Rem these daysHow are you guys with your mains these days?
so who is even a good hero for soloq? hypercarry like seven since people can't close out games?
>>557983554>>557983747I don't think bullet spray patterns are posted anywhere but I swear her spray pattern is wider than on a lot of other charactersFeels like I can't hit shit from a distance
>>557983910seven is very squishy so hes hard to solo carry with
>>557983910Unironically Rem if you have the support autismI've been juggling a 66% winrate for a hot minute, but I also know Silver is great too because she can simply tank everything and chase anyone down that isn't like lash or pocket
>wants to play Venator because his aesthetics are great but his nerfed ult feels awful>wants to play Mina because she's hot and mobile but she can't solo carry >wants to play Paige but afraid of breaking my 14/14 record>wants to play Doorman because he's fun but he's too team dependent>wants to play Vindicta but she's just powercrept I don't know who I should focus on... Maybe Apollo in a few months once he becomes easily pickable
>>557984105I like playing support but I can barely keep a 50% winrate as Rem, what's your secret?
>>557983554>>557983747>>557983931mina has like the best feeling gun in the game?its super easy to aim, very easy to hit shots, her movement is great, good ms, her spells all feel great and great to use.shes like the smoothest and most polished (gamefeel wise) character in the gameall of her stuff is snappy and smooth and she has great base stats (except hp) that makes her feel really good to use.play someone with an actually bad gun and actually bad starting stats and you will feel a world of difference
>>557983895What build do you go on Rem?
>>557983469Apollo is tall as fuck, ye. He towers over a lot of the cast.
>>557982618HECU venator mod when
>>557984171Well I agree about her skills but I've the lowest accuracy with her gun by far compared to every other gun character
rem and victor are the most fun characters i've ever played in a multiplayer game
YOU'RE DEAD!
>>557984105I have the support tism and I have been playing Paige but I'm slowly losing my mind when I do the whole support song and dance where I shield people, CC, cancel ults, and still end up losing while doing similar damage to my teammates maybe with rem you put enough pressure with the helpers or something to actually have some impact but I'm completely lost on Paige
>>557983554her gun is pretty inaccurate and if youre playing her well youre moving around a lot and shooting at awkward angles so its hard to land shots on her imo
>>557984290*DING DING DING*DIE!!!!!!
>>557983895I'm ready to kill myself
>>557984423every non automatic gun has perfect accuracy
>>557984641maybe on the first shot, what a retarded post
Slork
>>557984163I think its my ability to work the map more than anything else, I've climbed to Ascendant by routinely stealing camps and sinners from enemies super regularlyMore often than not they'd rather chase me than scare off my helpers, so I just end up escaping AND they don't get the sinners either.As for build, I actually like going Monster Rounds into Torment Pulse as both of them let me clear waves and camps super fast, and Torment Pulse also applies to your helpers so your waves push REALLY fast.Then I pick up my 10 minute curse, then I run a train on the enemy team through strong roams and clearing their side every 5 minutes on the dot, so they can't contest me anymore for them.>>557984402Yeah I hate Paige shes fucking worthless lol pick up dynamo or rem
>>557984423Fitting because Mina probably never held a firearm hee entire life
silver being confirmed lesbian would make her perform better
>>557984961she holds it like such a bimbo/abg while shooting, it's almost endearing
>>557984809>and Torment Pulse also applies to your helpers so your waves push REALLY fastExcuse me? Is that true? That can't be intended
Do you guys have the MINA HAAAAAAAA voiceline?
>nobody on our team has a multitarget disrupt ult except Rem who's on cooldown>"hey guys let's try and interrupt them getting mid">4 deadI'm gonna fucking kill myself
>>557985069Nah its totally intended. Here's the build I've been tweaking and testing.I think Torment Pulse is a mainstay even if it is a little expensive, purely because it just enables you to take enemy jungle camps faster AND it synergizing with your trooper helpers.
>>557984641Actually most guns have basically no spread, including automatic guns like Haze>>557984171Mina is the only character who needs to hit her shots that has bullet spread. Even most of the shotguns have a central pellet that's got perfect accuracy
>>557984961Gun range date with Mina when?
>>557985069tested it on sandbox, it doesn't, it's just the Helpers attacking when they're on a minion, god I fucking hate this rat of a character
If the deadlock girls had a VN route who would be the most popular choice?
>>557983554>gun That umbrella can do fucking 600 dmg and heals her, who cares about her gun, thats just extra flavor
>>557982978get on my level
>>557985492the helpers themselves dont attack dumbass you're literally looking at the torment pulse
>>557984809>and Torment Pulse also applies to your helpersno it doesn'tI understand the confusion because it doesn't fucking say anything about it on the ability but this torment pulse-like attack is a part of the base skill
>>557985634
>>557985573>Deadlock VN where you date the girlsMina>Deadlock VN where you pick which girl you play asalso Mina
>>557985492Yeh it just uses the same visual as torment pulse so it confuses people.
>>557983509he will approve but only becuse graves has potential
>>557982220if this actually goes through you need to prostrate yourself and repent. this guts him and makes him an even shittier graves
>>557985743People who call thrmselves rem players are by far tgr most retarded people.
>>557985767Wait a minute you're rightWhy was I informed otherwise from like 3 people? Thats interesting, it doesn't even say the helpers attack in the tooltip.Hmmm, this actually helps then. I wonder what would be a stronger item to switch to then for sweeping enemy jungle camps?
>>557985893Try reading and playing the game before suggesting things you dont know about yourself
>>557985743no wonder Valve had to make an easy mode character for you dipshits
>>557985893I mean personally I am of the opinion that torment pulse is one of the strongest items in the game anyway so if you are playing a hero who can utilize it I don't see why you wouldn't buy it
>>557985784What would the Mina route ending be?
>>557985893Torment pulse is still good if you're got a close range brooler on your team that you can pocket, and it's good for jungle like you said.I just use the obikym build with an early cold front before TP.
>>557985159Great news, I actually won this game despite them breaking our shrines, because neither the Seven nor the Mo on the enemy team bought Unstoppable and almost my entire team bought Curse and/or Knockdown
Why are Paige players ALWAYS e-girls?
>>557986248but i'm a fat ugly bastard
>>557985987What are you eternus or ascendant or something?>>557986039Rem isn't an easy mode or a hard mode, he plays the game more differently than any other heroHis macro is arguably more important than anyone else in the game with how quickly he's able to suck up resources.I just enjoy playing Rem now instead of dumpstering people with Dynamo like I did a long time ago
Victor + rem is the biggest cancer in this game
>>557986302You don't play Paige
>>557986171cold front on rem feels bizarre, it feels difficult to justify spending 1600 on it when you can get guardian ward instead
sex with mirage
>>557985662I kneel, seeker chad.
>Crush my lane>Push >4 come to my lane>Team farming jungle>Push again>4 come to my lane>Team farming jungle>Lane advantage is gone now
*traps you in secret shop and sucks you off*
>>557986336>play Victor>still haven't found an egirl Rem to duo with yetSad
>>557986248but I am a MAN and will never not be a MAN
>>557986661im a fujo rem trying to find a victor to give my life to. instead i get laned with yurigarbage like silver. sighi'll never forget the beautiful Victor i got matched with and bought full support items instead of usual pillow bomb just so i can see him killing everyone
Is it true that celeste has a horsecock?
>>557985835Have you actually played him?He is incable of bursting down a fed player as he is right now, even Rem can do single target removal better
>>557976914anyone...
>>557986446Most of the time I feel like I have more than enough lane sustain as rem, I'd much rather buy more early damage at that point than barrier.
>>557986642god i wish
make him playabale
How they hell do I play McGinnis anymore. I hate turrets, ult build is fun but you're worthless when you don't have it. As much as I love her minigun, it feels like a damn wet noodle compared to all the other fast firing gun carries out there. Are there any decent gun builds left that let me do anything?
I CAN'T FUCKING AIM
MINA HAAAAAA RISE UP AND TAKE WHAT YOU DESERVE
>Game throws me at Emissary for unknown reason>Every 3-5 matches are just shitters feeding with 0 18 so we lose>Get back to Ritualist IVHahaaa!!!
>>557987532*unzips my pants, revealing my flaccid bwc jr*
>>557987359Sigmas gun build works fine for me, you're still not going to be able to go toe to toe with an actual gun carry on equal souls lategame but that's just the nature of the beast.
I actually can't even fathom being at a rank lower than at least Oracle. Ever since ranked was added I went Oracle, Phantom, Ascendant and then hovered between those three. How does someone who is Seeker or Arcanist or one of the other six lower ranks even exist?
>>557987756wow how is anyone worse than my rank shut the fuck up stupid nigga
>>557983895Think I have 70% wr on Geist and am around 49% for mina but I suck at her.
>Flawless Advance 428954132934 damage>Disengaging Sigil 342341324231 damage>Itadakimasu 999946553497 damage>Gun 1432 damageEvery game everYoshi should up the cooldowns on Apollo, poor guys don't even have the time to M1 in a shooter
>>557988132They should shrink the hitbox on his 3 so that he actually has to aim it somewhat
>>557987756I literally just started the game
>>557988132That's just because when their cooldowns are down they need to run the fuck away instead of hanging out clicking heads.
>>557988132Yoshi should make a gun build viable on Apollo.
>>557988132>complaining about Apollo after he got slamfucked by nerfs and not Celeste after she got a slap on the wrist and still pulls 90k damage every game
>>557988414He still seems good, not Celeste good but still strong.
You guys always talk about Mina Ha rising up and taking the BWC she deserves but you never specify whose BWC it is she's there to take. Lash? Kelvin? It's obviously not Arin Fairfax's because he's a ricecel hapa with a micropenis.
>>557988635trapper's obviously
>>557988635mine
>enemy is always in a deficit but our team always gets raped in a teamfightle sigh...
>>557988414Por que no los dos?
you'd think after 22 games on Venator I would start to improve and aim better but nope still missing grenades, still going 0/3 when I ult, people still getting away on 10 hp because I can't hit them one more fucking time
>>557988695You're not in the game.>>557988685Trapper is also a ricecel hapa, since his model was Pocket's but with a spider on his head.
>like The Doorman>pretty good at hitting stuff>can never get a fucking door cart combo to save my life and I never win as himHe's so fucking torturous to play, man.
>>557988865>You're not in the game.That's why she's dealing with an eldritch being. To bring me into the Deadlock universe.
>>557988132I was spectating an ally Apollo while dead and he legit never aimed a single one of his 3s properly, he just gorilla'd that shit out for full damage, like you're missing all your Guitar Hero notes but the screen still screams "PERFECT" every time you hit a key anyways.
>>557987807But like, are you even sentient? I consider Oracle games to be pretty poor, how bad must the games at lower ranks be...
Never EVER ask an Ixian nationalist the species of his girlfriend
>>557988865he's a real wigga from the bronx
>>557989314
>>557989314>apollo and graves>infernus and holliday>abrams and geist (teased)Ixia has fallen....
New to Deadlock. Which characters to you recommend to a C.Viper and Chun main?
idk how the fuck I'm maintaining an emissary iv rank when i'm 40% winrate after 300 games feel so fucking garbage and bad
>>557989770idk but hearing that pisses me off because I can't stop yo-yoing between Arcanist and Ritualist when apparently Emissary is average so I'm just so fucking shit I'm not even average.
Lost 4 games in a row either due to lag or shitty matchmaking.Should I end it all?
>>557989868why would u end it all over this game lol?
>>557989570Of course a used up roastie with multiple ex-husbands that wants to get her tubes tied would be into a demonic nigger like Infernus. What lines do they have together that imply such a relationship?
>play Rem>absolute chimp in my team going like 2/13 sees me in the back and jumps at the enemy team (which also has rejuv btw) like I can make him immortal or some shit>dies>"duuuude Rem why no heals!????!11 ur so baddd!!11"I need to get the fuck out of Archon already.
>>557989770> 6 win streak> lose 1 game> lower than beforeI gave up on trying to understand the ranks.
remming out of my mind
>>557989947
So at two minutes should I leave lane to run around and hit boxes?
When are they nerfing the nigger tranny hero known as "Celeste"? Genuinely the only hero in the game where you can mash your keyboard and still win.
>>557990084This mindrapes the cuckold
>I want a patron wish to secure my nation's sovereignty>I want a patron wish for ultimate power because I'm evil>I want a patron wish to be young forever>I want a patron wish to save my family>I want a patron wish to save my marriage>>I will fight in this deadly game to secure a patron wish in order to... stop my friend's bar from being closed, instead of finding some mundane solution to that problemIs Infernus extremely low IQ?
>>557977070i did play it. pretty much every day from open beta starting to it going into maintenance mode -- around 2015 to 2020. one of my favorite games of all fucking time, SO easy to get into after years of banging my head against the walls that were dota and league, much less-shitty community, some of the most unique and fun heroes ever designed for this genre that nothing has ever come close to comparing to for many of them even to this day, the cosmic brain concept of actually making new maps with new fun cool objectives now and then instead of just playing on the same one forever, not having to fuck with a massive archaic shop system that feels incongruous with the rest of the gameplay but still gaining just as much power and adaptibility over the game with the talent system, the whole genius idea to do away with retarded stuff like last hits... I could go on and on and on. It really was too good for this world and it only really died because Blizzard is braindead, even if it had 10x the playerbase and all of them regularly bought cosmetics they still probably would've shut it down because at the time they wanted to hyperfocus on mobile trash and juice wow subs (and soon after, p2win and tokenbux) out of milliennials with wow classic but that's another rant altogether lolat least I like valve much more as a company than blizz and i do trust them to keep deadlock alive for awhile after it's even fully out which is still gonna be awhile, and this game feels like a truly fresh take on the genre no one BUT hots has tried since like 2003 or whenever og wc3-dota came out lmao, and i even prefer that all the characters are cool and original and not all from blizz series i'd depressingly seen go down the drain over the 2010s, so that helps too
>>557987058I mean, i get the barrier to be able to wrangle the tards better if anythingunreal how many dumbfuck trades it turns in your favor
>>557986969her in-game stats says her 1 does "flare damage", so you tell me
>>557990203You're supposed to push your lane in then run boxes but you also need Eternus 6 tier schmovement to actually do it without missing waves and thus losing souls
>go first item headhunter for the memes a few times as paradox>do it every game nowwhy does this work aaaa
>>557989727>a lot of stancles and one-frame linksIf you're looking for that kind of stuff there's really not a lot of it - Yamato, Apollo, and Pocket would probably fit best.
>>557990249idgi, seems like a cuckold would be into that, mind massages them more like
>>557989727Paige.But you will leave after first 20h.
>>557989727Has capcom nerfed the red whore already or is she still a braindead casino character?Also this isn't a fighter, there is no gameplay point of comparison, if you're picking for coom you got, like, Geist, Mina, Vindicta and Silver.
>>557990425There's a type of cuckold who vehemently denies they're a cuckold
>>557990460You forgot Graves.
>>557986320rem might not be easy or hard, but a bad rem can contribute more to a game than any other bad heroif i had to have an initiate player on my team, i would prefer them to be on rem
>>557988880isn't that what vortex web is for? you don't even need to be that fast with it since the cart has generous hitbox
>>557990354> for the memesbecause most "pros" are absolute shit at theorycrafting builds and you should continue to make your own instead of following brainlets who just spam game rounds 13 hours a day
I'm trying to play Yamato but I don't understand how to make her work. I feel like I just melt in every fight and nobody is scared of me even when I have a souls lead
>>557990658uh oh seeker melty
>buy both armours early >Silver suddenly becomes playable It was that simple, huh
>Hmm I need some heckin realistic dialogue for these here valid characters>"After this thing's all done, wanna hit the barcade and chug some craft IPAs">"Dude I love drinking!"
How much gun resistance does somebody need to make Armor Piercing Rounds worth buying?
>>557973007This pisses me off cause none of these games are in the same genera
>>557991103relatable
>>557991103who knew that the soijak hoarding retard would lack the social nuance for acquaintances going out for a drink
>>557982694FUCK YOU!!!!!
>grab urn>no one on enemy team tries to stop me>capture it>grab urn>no one on enemy team tries to stop me>capture it>grab urn>no one on enemy team tries to stop me>capture it>26k of our souls by the end of the match were from urn capturingpsa to retards, stop the fucking urn
>>557987005give id, why not
>>557990084>Infernus will learn why she has multiple divorces AAAAIIIIEEEEEE INFERNUS RUN
playing deadlock with a build you made yourself feels so good, bros.
why is urn deposit instant now? they keep making this shit mechanic worse
>>557991153they're all increasingly character based team shooters excluding the random war thunder
>>557991583you can quick melee for them to drop it, if you just camp the site. They can just jump in from above and collect urn. It's actually an improvement honestly since I've snuck them in from behind more often.
>>557991583because people would just camp the drop off, now they're forced to actually go after the urn carrier
>>557990251>I want a patron wish to be young foreverI thought Geist's wish is "for the love of god do something about my demon arm before it breaks free and kills us all"
>>557986642but I'm not in a choir
>>557973007CSChads win again.
>>557991583cause no one was doing it
>>557989570>3 ixian males>not a single hot as fuark devil woman ixian femaleValve is afraid
>>557973007>further right valorant>further right marvel rivalsI don't even want to talk about what the images would be
>>557991583Yoshi's training players to run the urn by making it less scary/failure-prone. Once the urn running stats are high enough and the conditioning is complete he will add the capture time back in.
>>557990251>I want a patron wish...actually no I dont I want to stop them and save the world
>>557991583Probably figured being down a man until it's delivered and having his position and destination constantly shown to the server was enough. This also allows for people to make sneaky deposits mid-fight if it's dropped.
I do believe Mo&Krill is my main, and i wish i could main and play them more, but the problem is every single time i play with them i get in to team with 0 18 feeders and we end up losing.Wish this game had more better matchmaking and ranked mode.
Will you ride her merry go round?
>>557990354Headhunter is still good and is an amazing damage boost for burst fire characters since they all tend to have gigantic fucking bullets and they're not cucked like shotgun characters where if a single pellet hits below the neckline it refuses to proc shotgun items.I wish I could aim better because I'll have like 50% headshot accuracy but never proc headshot items somehow.
What boards do the characters frequent? Lash and Bebop are def /heem/ posters
>>557992279>shotgun itemsheadshot items
>>557992285Vyper is a /v/irgin despite not even knowing what video games areShe just goes into off-topic threads and says anything about anything to get a (You)
>>557990251>"Now, for my patron's wish, i wish...to do this all over again"
>>557990212they would have to nerf her damage so much to make her movement ok
>>557992279just checked a few games, it really starts to add up when I buy it first itemit also starts to function as a restorative shot that doesn't go on cooldown when missing, but granted you'll need the 3200 souls to get it online
>>557992285> lash/fit/, /diy/ and /asp/> vyper/k/ and /b/> paige/d/ and /lit/> holliday/k/> Mirage/int/
>>557992535She spams Lash threads on /pw/ and defends him in the bear pit threads
>>557992207>*gets nuked by patron magic*
>My patron wish?
>>557991887cadance and she will be on the next hero batch along with bohotrust me bro
>>557992285vyper - /b/ /ck/victor - /r9k/ /lit/seven - /x/ /pol/dynamo - /sci/ /his/rem - /v/ /co/mina - /cgl/ /fa/paige - /cm/ /hm/
>>557992861> Holliday arguing with /k/ autists about lever guns and revolvers all day
>>557992927he's already fed + has spellbreaker so he tanks it.
>>557992285> Hazeevery single board
>>557992285Haze's boss is an old fuddyduddy who doesn't understand the internet so he makes her log hours on /pol/ cause he doesn't understand what a bot is
>>557992927Not so fast you demonic freak
>>557992285Drifter goes to /gif/ but filters out anything that isn't a rekt thread
>>557992989>dynamo - /sci/ /his/nah, /x/ and /sci/
>>557992845I just never get it to work for myself but like I said I think it's better for burst fire instead of shotgun characters and the characters I play that aren't shotguns I go full spirit like Ivy or melee Viscous. >get headhunter as abrams>charge someone>shoot them four times in the head>all crits but no headhunter proc>they die before the headhunter procsI hate the fucking shotgun item proc nerf. I would still be playing shiv if I could go gun shiv with headhunter and not feel like killing myself.
>lose game because the enemy farms better>lose game because the enemy farms better>lose game because the enemy farms betterholy fucking shit just put me back down in the retards who don't care about objectives tier please
>>557992285Venator is /his/ and /k/Abrams is /k/ and /x/Seven is /int/ /pol/ /x/Billy is /a/ /pol/
>four teammates jump the 60k soul enemy mokrill>can't even bring him to half HP by the time the enemy team rotates from the other side of the map and collapsesgood game
>>557990875In lane you wanna use dash momentum and mantling to poke with your power slash, you can mantle while channeling it and if you start channeling it super early after dashing you'll glide along the floor while channeling it. Makes it a lot easier to land on people. Also use your alt fire bombs a lot for harass in laneFor midgame onwards it's up to you to decide if you should build more frontline or spirit nuke. 4.8k vitality isn't enough, I usually spend 10k-15k on greens every game if I had to guess. Healbane + healing booster + counterspell + armor or debuff remover. Gameplay wise you should generally be targeting squishies and/or M1 heroes and be proactive with your ult, don't wait until you're low to use it, use it to avoid CC or reset your CDs to kill people, killing them extends your ult anyway. Power slash has crazy spirit scaling when fully charged, so power slash + 3 -> ult -> power slash is enough to rape most peopleShe is pretty weird and high commitment so sometimes you'll just get games where your team is baiting you or so behind that you'll never be able to dive in and get out. It took a bit for her to click but she is really fun when she does
>>557993380that place is too schizo for him + i was doing no duplicates
>>557993407>in the retards who don't care about objectives tierNGL, this shit is actually pretty fun. last game neither team tried to do midboss. we just kept butting heads.
>2 minutes hits and everyone fucks off to farm tier 1 camps/boxes>they show back up for the wave>after wave they go back to get more boxes>this repeats non-stopThis game literally has too much macro in order to perform.
>>557992278Yeah I'd love to hire her at my kids birthday party.
>>557993525sure but the supernatural is a thing in deadlock, he lost his whole ass body to an astral gate that linked earth to another plane. If that isn't /x/ I dont know what is.Dynamo is just Alphonse but he did it to himself.
Warden absolutely rapes Silver in lane
For some reason the smurfs are always on my team.
>>557989505God I love Graves' big schnoz
>>557993940we know, apollo
Playing Vic is so miserable right now since everyone is buying spirit res
I don't get how people can feed in lane, you lose literally nothing in this game by hugging tower since all you have to do is hit the orbs but retards keep fighting like they are in a king of the hill mode and about to lose a checkpoint if they don't suicidally fight in the middle of the lane.
>banned from playing brawl until midnightFor what?
>>557993739he rapes the whole roster
>>557994125
>pick silver who's all about fighting to low health then getting a second wind>buy hollow pointWhy do people keep doing this in my fucking games? Just don't even spend your 3.2k it'd be more worth
r8 graves buildphantom btw
cannot stop farting tonight
>>557994259>you lose literally nothing in this game by hugging tower since all you have to do is hit the orbsYou lose tower and you lose it fastHit the fucking creeps shitter
for how much longer do you think they'll allow Abrams to be S tier? I'm sick of this blue retard shitting out damage while being near unkillable
i don't understand how to lane like i try to press enemy creeps and take advantage of creep advantage but it doesnt mean anything and i get attacked and spelled to pushed back or dead. im so fucking bad at laning i really want to die irl because of how frustrating i find this.
>>557994302Replace rapid/swift with slowing bullets
>>557994514hes supposed to be the noob friendly mascot so
>>557994327Mina....
Since Celeste released all of my matches have been 45 minutes long minimum
>>557994289cause it helps you actually get werewolf
>>557994125> Haze promised to help Rem get home and dislikes him fighting in the ritual due to the dangers.[19][20]> Haze takes Viscous and his problems seriously.[30]> Haze appreciates what Ivy did for New York.[27]Characters that look evil and talk with an evil cadence but say good things are *chefs kiss*
Does 25% debuff resist allow me to parry Abrams heavy melee after his 2 stun? How fast is a heavy melee?
>>557994684Might as well go express to add way more burst instead, at least that won't fail you when you're on low
>>557994302Am I the only one who builds monster bullets on her?
>>557994404Obviously you have to hit creeps as well but pushing back isn't that hard, forgot to mention you also have a zipline to go from 1 hp to full in like 10 seconds oh and you don't want to go back? that's fine there's multiple cheap healing items as well.It's actually amazing how people still manage to ruin games by feeding in the laning phase despite the entire game being designed to have the safest laning phase on earth compared to league/dota.
>>557994765> I need some more hitler in my line hitler
>>557994726yes
So was that Cheshire concept a fakeleak? I really hope it was. Leaning into another furry hero, who is also a cat themed hero (we got one of those already) seems kinda bankrupt.
>>557994534having wave prio means your enemies are anchored to their guardian, in some matchups you might not really have kill potential or going up their stairs is dangerous so you're supposed to take their camp/take their boxes/do other things while they are dealing with the waveit's all matchup and situation dependent >>557994726it does but if he gets a duration item he can punch you still, superior duration + brs/arcane surge is a pretty common for his 4.8k purple spike right now
>shota concept gets posted on the deadlock forums>paige pfp immediately supports itlike cockwork
>>557994813what does this even mean man
>>557994879kek
>>557994879PaigeSTACIES
>>557994862>having wave prio means your enemies are anchored to their guardian, in some matchups you might not really have kill potential or going up their stairs is dangerous so you're supposed to take their camp/take their boxes/do other things while they are dealing with the waveNTA but newbie, expand on this? I usually try to stand on the stairs and either damage the next wave as it lands or poke the enemy heroes, is this bad strategy?
who is the best duo lane for victor
>>557995162paige
>>557994843Obviously Way, way too soon for another character leak
Why yes, I am Initiate V. Ladies, single-file please!
>>557994843everyone called rem a made up oc but...
>>557994843it's gonna be a looong time until we get even whispers of new heroes, I put my money on mid autumn. the animators/artists are all going to be busy with the remodelling in the meanwhile so the designers have ample cooking time so they should be pretty good
>>557995369I didn't
Is venator threatening him here?
>>557979070I got a chat ban for a while for threatening to skin and eat someone's kids and calling them a faggot. I'll probably get another one soon since I keep calling people faggots and threatening them if they try to talk shit.
> survey> always answer 3
How difficult would it be to stream snipe? Is it region locked? Asking for a retarded friend (Me)
>>557990084>washed up roasty with multiple ex husbands>is religious>fucks ixians/blacksValve knows what they are doing.
>>557995632you would need to be the same region and rank
>>557995291I'm an Initiate I chad only
>>557995632not very hard, I encounter streamfaggots pretty regularly the ranks not that populatedI assume if you know what the guy picks you could easily adapt to get in
>>557995590I'm not sure.Maybe.
>>557995590Hello anon. Im not sure. Maybe?
>what r u doing after the ritual??>yeah...im thinkin we have some HECKIN WHOLESOME drinks at the bar...every fucking interactionsomeone fire the fucking writer jesus christ
>>557995590Very curt, terse lines. I imagine Shiv is asking if Venator is after him.
>>557994302Archon get here. Get rid of rapid rounds. Fire rate was bugged on her across the board I don't know if they ever fixed it. Either way, when I tested it against the dummy, stacking effects and ammo count deal the most damage for her.
>>557994302God, I wish Graves would suck me off.
>>557973007I've only played CS:GO so I'm safe.
>>557995669More proof that Silver is built on a concept that's already fulfilled. Holliday and Vyper have fuckup energy that dunks all over what Silver presents, most of her lines just make her sound bored and deadpan.
>>557992934Paradox is looking at them like
>>557994534I usually get monster rounds first item if they are pushing their creeps well and I stay on top of the creeps as best I can. If they run past creeps to fight you, you can play around your tower and it won't have anything to shoot at but your enemies so they can't dive you forever. Just focus on not getting hit/using the tower as a shield if they are shooting more bullets than aoe. If I get a health+wave advantage on them, I try to pester them while they hide but I only really go for tower damage later in lane since you barely do damage to it early unless they are both just feeding in which case you win lane, regardless. Just push waves and steal as many souls as possible so you get ult earlier than them.t. Empissary Rank
>>557995705>same regionSee that's the issue. East vs West vs Middle America I don't know where the boundaries are.
>>557995590YES NOMAYBEI DONT KNOW
>>557996110Is venator threatening him here?
>>557996239No Shiv is asking if he wants to hit a bar
>>557996239No Shiv is asking if he wants to hit it
>>557996278I was repeating the question as a followup joke...Yes, no, maybe, I don't knowCan you repeat the question?
tried out Mirage for the first time, he was surprisingly fun, why does no one play him? cool animations, great VA, incredible ult
>>557995847it's the 1930's + magic, so obviously the only thing people can do during downtime is go to the (magical) bar.
>>557996467I too was making a funny, anon
>>557990875Drop a replay id
>>557996536>incredible ultCompared to which? Overall, he feels like Mina but much worse, and is rather boring to play.
>get team with zero frontliners except silver>silver doesn't want to front line at all, builds exclusively gunyou just know these people don't even know why they're throwing the game
>>557996536His gun feels awful and he has the most boring m1 playstyle out of everyone.
>>557996618heh, I hadn't seen that post before.
>>557996665just in general, it's a TP scroll on a 90 second cooldown, it's such a generalist ult that it's useful in basically every gamestate
Mina has the loudest and stinkiest braps worse than McGinnis
>>557996536He is literally the peak example of poor m1gger design>his scarabs may as well not exist past the first 2 minutes of the game>his tornado is the only real ability he has>his ult can be pretty much worthless in pubs and is unfortunately useless in laning phase so once your enemies get their ults you'll get pressed>His gameplay boils down to just literally holding m1Having a global teleport would feel great if only there was more you could do after actually teleporting instead of just m1'ing people to death
>>557996026Silver feels fixableHolliday and Vyper do not
>>557995157This is an extreme example but it's the easiest for people to wrap their head around, so imagine laning against Bebop with Abrams or some support like Dynamo/Paige. If you walk up the stairs, best case scenario you give Bebop easy stacks and worst case you get hooked into the guardian and stun/stomp/rooted underneath it and raped to death. It's much better in that kind of matchup to just take their boxes and their camps (or your own boxes/camps if you already took theirs) and establish a lead that way.Now obviously, if you're getting good trades and you already have them low and on the back foot, you can try to siege guardian or even parry guardian and dive them. Maybe Paige just wasted her root or Bebop missed his hook, they have less potential to punish or kill you.Think about lanes where you're already losing too. Maybe you get prio for a wave or two, but you're at 2600 souls while the enemy is at 3600 and has their ults, walking up their stairs is a death sentence because you'll die before you can even escape to your guardian.
What is his appeal?I've played a few games but he feels awful compared to other assassins.
Mina hurting people because she can't show affection in any other way
>>557997068>"fixing"most cucked mindset to ever exist
>>557997162His appeal is a kill secure ult, that's pretty much it.
>>557967215why you fags have a general when this shit isn't even out yet??
>>557997112Also, once again, it's all situation dependent. Sitting at the stairs harassing the enemies or shooting their guardian is generally good practice so keep doing it if you're unsure but be aware of times where you get punished for doing it. I have a lot of lower rank friends who completely beef their early lead because they tried it at a bad time
>>557997194I'm sure you're right, anon. People are either perfect or not, I suppose.I accept your concession nonetheless though.
>>557997162he's not an assassin first of all
>>557997290u mad gachatroon?
>>557997290>isn't even out yetbut i'm playing it right now
>>557997162Tanky, extremely mobile, execute
>>557997162>Considered handsome in gameApollo brutally mogs Shiv deadlock women are retarded
>>557997162he's cool
>>557996878It's useful, but it honestly doesn't feel like ult material to me. I know it gives some combat benefits once you level it up, but it feels like it has very little impact in teamfights, which seems like the opposite of what you want in an ult. I only played a little Mirage though and used it mostly for escape or defending objectives, perhaps you got more use out of it than me.
>>557997325i wasnt the anon you were arguing with, i just wanted to chime in there. Keep betabuxxing though lmao your seething is funny
>>557997437Silence pedophile.Shiv attracts mature women.
>>557997284>>557997414Is this actually why he's picked so much in night shift? He has to contribute something more, right?
>>557997194>>557997068
Valve should add a fox as a playable hero to deadlock.
>>557997591Imagine the smell>>557997603>Keep betabuxxing though lmao your seething is funnySounds like projection to me, my money is mineI just recognize nobody's perfect
>>557997638Even Lash mogs Shiv fucker looks like a baboon
why the fuck did they break the solo queue commandidk if its because almost no one knew about it but since it stopped working this game is fucking miserable in asc, im barely playing nowevery single game theres some ru**ian faggots from high eternus boosting each other on smurfs. i actually counted last 50 games and i had like a 1.5 smurf per game ratio, most of them duos or worse. i dont even care about winning, i just want fucking fair games. instead its some broken lane combo getting fed on players 2 ranks lower over and over again. why are they even doing this? they will soon get raped by the same players that rape them on their mains. i probably shouldnt be expecting critical thinking from ru**ians tho. im running out of slurs, please save me donald trump and nuke them all
>>557997640What more is there to contribute than reducing the entire enemy team's max health by 25% by merely existing?
>enjoy playing a lesser-picked hero>if they're on my roster at all, I get them every single match without fail, even if I have others set to high priority
What's the plan?
>>557997591i love when speech bubbles match the character, wish vyper was actually connected to her's here
>>557997162>>557997437It is comical how everyone wont shut the fuck up about how handsome he is, meanwhile he looks like an ugly japanese dude
>>557997674Now this guy is a REAL Vyper admirer
>>557997640The value of being able to kill secure without having to chase someone across the entire fucking map cannot be overstated
>>557997697She probably never bathes for days and never uses deodorant
Out of all the female characters, i think mcginnis is the one that hits it off best with lashImagine vyper's pure seethe if the two were to end up together
>>557997640its part of it but also bloodletting just lets him be really tanky and he does a shitload of damage with rage up. his 2 with rage is disgusting everything about him is overtuned and he's only like 2/3 as strong as he used to be
>>557997719Not to mention Venator, Abrams, Doorman, Mirage etc...Now that I think of it Shiv is literally among the appealing male characters in the game along with Grey Talon and Warden
>do combo as lash>they don't diewhat now?this hero feels useless after a point
>>557997753>have ivy on roster ever>get ivy every matchI had to replace her with abrams with the idea that I'd never actually get him
>>557996536Needs to aim and farm but cannot stat check on pure damage like other m1s. He's fun but more reliant on teammates than other carries.
>>557997818Yeah, she's best girl easily. I hope they do her justice with her new model.
>>557997946you leap away then do it again
>>557997946You are just a crowd control ult bot for team fights past a certain point
>>557997876Alright now stop imagining the smell
>>557997957this image is fake, lash doesn't have a house
>>557994302she already had 8% innate bullet lifesteal, so get spirit lifesteal instead, bullet later if you don't just buy leech in one gofire rate doesn't work on her, they disable headshot items but firerate items do other stuff so they are not disabled but still don't function
How the fuck do I turn off upscaling?
>>557998023>ult bot>ult hard-countered by counterspellit's lashover
>>557997957They should sex
>>557997068You want a girl to fix. I want a girl to break me. Vyper was made for superior tastes like mine.
>>557998193Stretch, render quality 100%
>>557997640execute is better in coordinated play and it allows for better setting up picks offshes also very very tanky and you can build him very tanky while still doing okay damagethis means he can take a lot of farm other heroes cannot get as hes hard as hell to kill, and if your team rotates when you get ganked you don't need to back since u can sit at low HP and wait for someone to execute.he also does okay damage, not good, but okay while being tanky as fuck, so hes great for forcing certain heroes out of fights by just marking them.he can pseudo initiate as well by just being a tanky guy who doesn't die when he gets jumped and again, just chilling while he waits for an execute chance.
>>557997719>>557997936Listen anons, this is about women's tastes in men, not gay men's tastes in men alright?
>>557997946lash is a lane dominatoryou use your stomp to do big damage in lane and kill people or force them out, hes very very strong in laneafter mid game and your ult isn't just an auto fight win you are a utility hero, you need to build utility items for your team that counter the enemy and provide a good stun with your ult, that's ithes NOT a carry, he does not scale well, you don't need items to do your job, you are an early game lane dominator with a solid team fight ult.if you have played dota think of him like undying where u can just freely crush a lane, and then you provide team utility after the early game and buy the items to counter your enemies or save your team that are needed
>>557997797I tried getting the rest but this is the best I can do.
vyper remodel leak
>>557998570There's not as much of a difference as you think. No one's into Shiv.
>>557998809
>>557998979vgh, good old dota trash talk
These are the fucking monkeys I get on my fucking team every fucking game 21k damage Haze in a fucking 52 minute game what in the actual fuck
>>557972770>tranny cries about someone schizopostingclassic
>>557997162This guy's the stat check of all fucking stat checks in this game>Good gun with unique double barrel right click that lets him get more mobility with slides>Good split between spirit or gun while being designed to be a tank so his bonus HP is bonkers>Ult is a fucking execute that doesn't care about anything>His 3 makes him the most deceptively tanky motherfucker in the game The only bad thing about him is that his 3 will eventually fucking kill him in the late game because of how MUCH it staggers damage, especially if you Decay him once
>>557998725lash's lane is weak though
>>557998979What's wrong with Haze players?
>>557997068Holliday and Vyper, two characters that don't even have finished models yet, aren't fixable?
>>557999147no, his gun is weak.that does not mean his laning is weak
>>557999235his laning is weak. you letting him stomp you for free doesn't mean he's not weak
>>557999176I charged him, he ulted, I echo shard and charge him again, and only THEN does he pop unstoppablenobody knows what's wrong with them
>>557999292>you letting him stomp you for free doesn't mean he's not weakno, I stomp othersand I do it in eternusso if its apparently people letting me do it "for free" then who exactly can counter it?sorry you are a shit laner and you are losing with a lane dominator, it isn't my fault you don't know how to play your own hero.
do you guys unfriend the people you invite?
>>557998979did you crop out abrams saying haze got an ego from getting fed early? that part made me laugh>>557997797
>>557999405no, the 2 people who invited me are still on my friends list.I even played some (read: I got carried) some games with one of them early on
>>557999405I've never unfriended anybodyI also never message anybody in my friends list
>>557999405nah I let them do that.
> 82% winrate with Hazeguess I just have to embrace the lifestyle
>>557999405yeanothing personal, just not really looking to play with random people
I will give every Paige the instant loss treatment if they dare say "Pull. Back." when I'm diving.
>>557999650PLAY WITH ME
>>557999492no i just had two versions of it saved but it was the truth he was 5-0 in lane and ended the game at 6-5
>>557999179In terms of personalityVyper's an unhinged based retard who doesn't know or care what a regular compass is, let alone a moral one, and just blindly obeys animal impulses. She'd sell her own mom for a dollar, then throw it away just so she can shank whoever grabs it to get it back, then go spend it on a manwhore and probably mug him afterward too since she's already thereHolliday's deadset on revenge and is on a collision course with sad inevitable retarded death, as warned by multiple characters including fucking Drifter. And that's not even getting into the more 'normal' shit like her having multiple failed marriages and never wanting kids
>>557999391i don't play lash you retard
How would you buff Doorman so he is actually usable again now that he can't carry urn (without buffing damage)I think his ult hallway should be larger, most heroes can now make it to the end even with slowing hex
>>557997886I fucking love lash
>>557997414Shiv isn't tanky. Using infuser as a crutch isn't tanky.
>>557997886I love fucking lash
>>557999873Turn his ult into a classic roblox obby
Literally how am I supposed to climb with these brainless fucking apes in pisslow?We killed 3 of them right here. We're right outside the fucking midboss pit. I called mid literally as soon as they died and the only one that actually went down with me was Holliday. I try to bail when I realize it can't be done with just the two of us but that stupid cocksucker tells me to stay and finish it so of course I listen and they come and steal it. Literally 5 of us RIGHT OUTSIDE THE FUCKING MIDBOSS ENTRANCE and only one comes with me. I can understand if one person backs up to defend that walker but jesus fucking christ how do these people in Ritualist have zero fucking game sense?
>>558000115bluds in low elo lmao
>>558000059Settle down, Vyper>>558000094Settle down, McGinnis
>>557999873Make his ult hallway into that gullotine part from Sen's fortress.
>>558000094Miku Guinness...
my wife after coming home from a hard day at work only to realize she still needs to ride my BWC for the night
>>557991464urn and buffs are free below at least emissary, like you could legitimately win every game delivering every urn and getting double buffs while these dudes hit you with flouride stare
>>558000094Rem...
>>557999873as anons have suggested yesterday: give him a large pool of rooms and pick one at random.Make them legit platforming/movement challenges
>>558000384Okay Troubadour, what else?
I'm actually thinking about just making a new account so I can start at Emissary I can't fucking take this shit anymore.
>>558000403I am shitlow and I have to confess I don't really get a feeling of value from buffs analogous to the value I feel from runes in Dota.
>>558000483how'd you get to low elo to begin with? why would a smurf help
I saw a theory somewhere that Lash's wish is for Ms.Shelly to be cured.I really hope it's true because that's such a Lash thing to do, wishing that your biggest rival's mom gets better for nothing in return.What a gold hearted asshole.
>>558000605Because I lost a lot of fucking games starting out in the September update
>>558000605>>558000605>>558000605and also because look at this fucking shit >>558000115These people are fucking braindead you cannot tell me I deserve to be in the same ELO as them when they all disperse and start farming again after this fight.
>>558000634>canonically beats the fuck out of bebop but doesn't kill him during the ritual>wishes for Ms.Shelly to get better>holds it over bebop forever in the most obnoxious way possibleI could see it
we need an ixian incubus that wants to collect the semen of the entire male cast
>>558000823Sorry. You didn't play her game and now she's dead.
>>558000823we need a female ixian first
We need an Ixian woman who fulfills a shipping dynamic that is lacking in the other female members of the cast
>>558000915he said incubus. he wants gay sex
hehe
Let's blow BebopAnd let's the shit out of bebop
>>558000780Imagine>Bebop and Lash are on the same team>Everyone has to wish one at a time>Lash goes before Bebop and silently wishes his wish>Bebop wishes for Ms.Shelly to be cured >"That has already been wished for.">Lash has the most shit eating grin on his face>Bebop being eternally grateful hugs Lash and invites him to come meet Ms.Shelly>Lash, being Lash, does the whole "I actually saved your life you know" and spills the beans about what he and Bebop have been doing for the last few months, and the Ritual, and everything else>Ms.Shelly scolds both of them for being stupid and almost getting themselves hurtImagine Lash grew up as an orphan and this is the first time he's ever had a mother figure.Imagine Lash asks if he can call her Mom.Imagine Lash and Bebop going from rivals to brothers who are also rivals.
I FUCKING HATE BOBOP'S STUPID BOMB OHHHH MY GOD
>>558001442Bro just Parry
imagine they add a female ixian and they've got like comically large tittiesand they're also barefoot
>>557999857>I don't play lash>but I am qualified to talk about the heroso why the fuck are you trying to talk about what the hero is and isn't good at if you don't even fucking play him and have no clue?quite literally directly telling us all you should not be listened to and trying to use that as a comeback, absolute retard
>>558000634>>558000780>Bebop has to live with his mom being Lash's #1 Fan because he saved her life first.Next level play. Bebop would be unable to recover.
>>558001676A mother who cheers against her own son is no longer a mother.Ms.Shelly would never.
is vindicta a throw pick?
>>558001552Valve, hire this man and give him Yoshi's position.
>>558001552They will never add a female hero with huge tits.
>>558002013You're right, it would be superfluous when they already have Paige
>>558001401Absolute utmost kino. Too kino for this world, in fact. It'll never happen. But one can dream.
God how does anyone play this dumb mutt she sucks ass
How do I not feed as Apollo? I feel like enemies just hold S against me while shooting
kid icarus uprising 2
>>558001767She'd still cheer for Bebop first and foremost, but Ms. Shelly buying/displaying any Lash branded merch in the house that Bebop can't rightfully get rid of would still be a nightmare scenario to him.
>>558001770>is vindicta a throw pick?in the very random ass matchmaking? who knowsshe is pretty fucking bad right now though
So are m1 characters just useless if they get a bad start or the enemy gets a really good one?
>>558001401doesn't lash have a tattoo on his arm with a heart that says MOM on it?maybe that was the old model, i haven't looked.
how do people do well on celeste i'm struggling with her do you need to build some gun on her too or?
>>558002242Somewhat. They're carries, carries need to farm.
I somehow really struggle to shoot minions that are running at me diagonal
>>558002368their hitboxes are fucked up when moving at all, typical source netcode jank.
>>558002181hit your shots
>>558002242you need different builds depending on if you do well or not when you are playing certain heroes.the carry build where you rely on a good start and behind ahead to shred your enemies simply isn't going to work if you have a bad start and you need to be able to transition into a more utility build, for lack of a less specific term as its very character specific what you need to transition into, some go for util, some become gankers, others build for team fight, some need to pick up farming tools to catch up, etc
>>558002213>It's part of a set I couldn't just NOT buy both>>558002293Old model probably.And if he did I'd just say "It's supposed to say "WOW" but the tattoo guy was drunk"
>>557973007Why didn't TF2 come out
>>558002182Bumping because my teammates are complaining about me
Can someone explain to me what the counter play to Warden is? >He pops 2 and instantly gets a fuckhuge stamina adv vs anyone or just kills you
>>558002627you stop chasing people across the fucking map solohaving mobility doesn't mean you need to tunnel vision on peopleif they get to far away, stop fucking chasing and walk away
I think I have a sub 10% winrate when I have an Apollo on my team worthless fucking hero
>>558002442NO
>>558002632just walk away buddy
Does Deadlocker have porn/NSFW mods or do I gotta manually install them from some other site?
>>558002632your slowing hex?
>>558002730If you don't wanna wake the beast, that's your problemYou're all about to not have a real bad day
every time i play brawl i go in and all 4 enemies jump me while my 3 full hp teammates sit and watch me they don't cast spellsthey don't use their ultimatesthey don't hit creepsthere is no fucking way I'm subjecting myself to potentially 40 minutes of this
>>558002632why does he need a stamina advantageif he shows up, u cast ur shit on him, he diesyou just strafe while doing itwhat is the problem?
They should bring back -1 stamina on Binding Word
>>558002781Yes to both, I'm pretty sure deadlocker just links you to where the mods are hosted. Usually Gamebanana.
>>558002632Just walk away. Warden literally cannot kill you without your consent.
>>558002781>eceleb poster>retardchecks out
venator is cringe
venator is sexy
>>558002827your brawl matchmaking uses your regular MMR to put you in equally skilled games.the only way to get brawl matches without retards in them is to rank up in normal games.
>>558002715I guess I'm unsure what I should be doing with the character on the whole. I play backline heroes and I feel clueless at what I should be doing on a macro level. I like to push lane but it sounds like Apollo's not built for that, so what should I be doing? Roaming like Drifter?
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>>558003638Fuck you couldnt you have been a minute earlier so I wouldnt waste my time
>>558003638Archmother's /dlg/>>558003738Hidden King's /dlg/
>>558003835I waited til page 6
>>558001234kek raped and gaped
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>>557994691Haze is apart of the american government back when it wasn't taken over by jews after JFK got assassinated.
