Future Viscount of New York Edition>Latest patch:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/01-30-2026-update.102822/post-207811>Steam Page:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/>How do I git in?Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.>How do I git gud?Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.Additional Resources:>Unofficial Wikihttps://deadlock.wiki>Collection of useful character buildshttps://deadlockmeta.com/>New Player Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/edit>Advanced Movement Guidehttps://www.dlmovement.wiki/>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)https://statlocker.gg/https://tracklock.gg/>Unofficial Competitive Newshttps://www.deadfrag.com/>Unofficial Voiceline Viewerhttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Threadlocked: >>557967215
>start game>hear mexican accent on your shivgame already over before it started
QUEENOF/dlg/
How are you meant to play frontline heroes like Apollo, asking as someone who exclusively plays backline heroes? I feel like I'm not accomplishing anything when I play normally, and when I try to play aggressively I do very stupid things and int. I normally play as a lane jockey but that's not working out.
Sex with Venator
Mina Ha putting together a lesbian harem after wishing to become Viscount of New York
post venator build chudsI have a token
>>558003491never played a normal match so I guess I'm just in complete newbie mmr
>install 2 mods>Game stutters
>>558003720Why don't we have a spaniard zorro character anyway?
so what's next for game updates?are we just going to get abandoned for 6+ months again?
>>558003872
>>558004042yes
>'ok this game I'm going to try a dumb build for fun'>lane is going well, got a couple kills and the guardian>one lane feeds a combined 12 kills in 10 minutes and the other is also feedingthis is what I get for having fun
>>558004074This is what you deserve for playing something as retarded as gun rem.
>>558004074Actually, from what you've described, it's completely separate from you having fun or notIt's probably from you being a faggot GOTTEM
>>558003823Mina Ha putting a big shoe on her hand and reaching over her head to put it on Silver's face
They should make the piano in the hideout playable
>New player>Good at macro, map awareness etc but my aim isn't great>Avoiding Seven because of him being a "good gun character" and all the builds revolve around his gun>Try him out in the room while waiting for a match>big ball lightning orb and stun>decide to try him out as a pure caster with area, cooldown, and duration>win 3 games in a row, the last one going 17-1How the fuck do people feed on him and why is every guide about guns only? Ball lightning does good damage throughout a teamfight and your stun ends up being bigger than black hole.You can also out clear mcginnis because your balls last so long (except against mina) that they simply don't stop until you cast another or the entire lane is dead. You can even hit and run jungle camps and farm fast as fuck because one ball lightning will kill all mediums in one castAm I missing something very obvious or do people just parrot pro metas?
Anyone that's in eternus or other high ranked games, do people still play without saying anything on mic? As in if I were to climb (or yoshi resets my rank there), would I still be able to solo queue?I don't like using my mic with randoms.
How has there not been a spider character
>>558004324lol
>>558000696>same ELOYou deserve to be that low because you're so fucking dumb you think ELO is an acronym
>>558004421we have least 9 anthro concepts in the queue already
>>558004360All but 2 of the top 9 builds here are spirit builds
silverfags are such NPCs. Pure trope slop. No individuality, yet they hop on her.
>presses 4>wins teamfightI don't even need to post the picture, you all know who I'm talking about.
>>558004595Apollo
>>558004360What are you talking about, most seven builds are either hybrid or completely spirit focused, pure gun builds are the minority on him by far.
>>558004421As cool as that would be, slork has wallcling in his kit already. A Broodmother analogue that cultivates minions by killing troopers would be something I'd like to see in this game. In general we need more actually archetypal characters so everybody doesn't just feel like a carry that dips one way or the other into side utilities.
>>558004595
>doesn't need any spirit items>doesn't need any gun items either>abilities scale like crazy as well>can rape lanes freely no matter the matchupapollo needs more nerfs fuck this nigger character
>>558004643>In general we need more actually archetypal characterslike?
>>558004663are you trying to get the thread deleted aga
>>558004478>you're so fucking dumb you think ELO is an acronymUhm... actually...
>>558004694buy slowing hex carlos. i know i know "no me gusta" but buy it carlos
he fucks mina and lady geist every day btw
>>558004897boring
Tell me about monster roundsI understand the value of pushing harder and stealing faster but no matter who I play I feel like it's better to get something that'll let me fight the enemy harder or survive a shitty lane
>>558004897who's this omori rip off
>>558004961I buy it on Ivy and literally nobody else.
>>558004961>or survive a shitty laneMonster rounds DOES help you survive a shitty lane by pushing creeps away from your building (which the enemy will otherwise use to pressure you) and reducing damage you take from the creeps if you get a chance to go forward and take a fight
>>558004890>one person buying slowing hexwow that solves the entire problem with apollo in every lane throughout the entire matchno other character in the game has as much rapeability and agency as apollo does
>>558004897>first Ixian Man>followed by Ixian Teen (Male) >next proposal: Ixian BoyStop stalling and release the Ixian Milf already.
>>558004961>He doesn't want to jungle or shoot rem troopers to death faster.
>>558004704Real supports, real initiators and real pushers that thrive in their role and facilitate making room for the carries to do the damage. I don't think this game will ever really see that though because of spirit scaling letting every character turn into a damage blender in the lategame regardless of what their "role" is.I admit that wanting this is mostly because of the rose-colored lens of Dota that I still see this game through, though.
MORE FUCKING BOTS TO ADD TO THE LIST OF RETARDS I AM FORCED TO PLAY WITH EVERY FUCKING GAMEI HATE THIS FUCKING GAME I HATE THIS FUCKING GAME I HATE THIS FUCKING GAME I HATE THIS FUCKING GAME I HATE THIS FUCKING GAME I HATE THIS FUCKING GAME I HATE THIS FUCKING GAME I HATE THIS FUCKING GAME I HATE THIS FUCKING GAME I HATE THIS FUCKING GAME I HATE THIS FUCKING GAME I HATE THIS FUCKING GAME I HATE THIS FUCKING GAME I HATE THIS FUCKING GAME I HATE THIS FUCKING GAME I HATE THIS FUCKING GAME I HATE THIS FUCKING GAME I HATE THIS FUCKING GAME I HATE THIS FUCKING GAME I HATE THIS FUCKING GAME I HATE THIS FUCKING GAME I HATE THIS FUCKING GAME I HATE THIS FUCKING GAME I HATE THIS FUCKING GAME I HATE THIS FUCKING GAME
>>558005091just shoot him carlos
Apollo downplayers are going to be so sad when the next wave of Apollo nerfs come in
>>558005235jokes on you, I don't play apollo
>>558004961I buy it on Rem and Graves because they're already good at pushing lanes up. In general it's good for keeping the enemy away from your guardian for longer, and if you plan on getting Cultist then you lose nothing going for it unless it's a REALLY bad lane matchup where you're going to get pressured nonstop, and in that case you should probably try to swap in the pregame
>>558004961you can use it offensively because it lowers the damage you take from T1 guardians.also fewer bullets to kill troopers = more bullets to shoot at enemy characters.if you want the sweet spot of efficiency on killing both troopers and enemies you buy close quarters, but you won't get the decreased tower damage from monster rounds.
>>558005150why are you playing it
>>558003553apollo is a great duelistpushing lanes is perfectly fine and dueling someone who comes there if the rest of the enemies are visible elsewherehe doesn't really take buildings quickly though so its kind of meh, I think you are better off just shoving lanes and looking to be active thoughHe is to me ideal at small skirmishes so you are looking to brool a lot with him, if you can get a +1 with you on a lane and jump 1 guy, kill him, and then kill the 2 heroes that come, do this a few times and you just win the game.so you just apply map pressure, look to link up with your teammates who are doing shit on the map, such as if you see your teammate get jumped in their jungle while trying to steal it, you just go connect to him, blast the guy, and blast 2 heroes coming to help him and then you back to shoving lanes
>>558003626>I would never download a mod- AWOOGA!!
>>558005276Tangential question, how late is too late to build Cultist? Is it like Midas where you should only bother if you're getting it sub-10 minutes?
>>558005125>>next proposal: Ixian BoyActually, i think it would be cool if ixians and demons proper were completely separate thingsIxians are flesh and bone creatures that evolved naturally on their homeworld, just like us, while demons are extradimensional beings of pure energyThe kid in the pic is clearly a play on the devil's son/antichrist and so is half demon, not ixian
Which of the OG untouched models get the biggest glow up bros?
>>558004624I was just looking at guides online, and most people I see in game have gunshit, so I assumed that was the case. I didn't look at the in-game guides because in most games they're unfiltered poo
>>558004897I dont get it, whats the reference?
>>558005401HOMINA HOMINA HOMINA LINK LINK LINK
>>558001401[Bebop uses two small arms when he's home and has the big one next to his bed]>Lash, did you touch my big arm?>The Lash has no reason to do such a thing.>That's weird, because I have the strangest feeling that you did.>Yeah that's weird, because I didn't do it.>I KNOW you touched it, because when I went back to my room, it was tipped over on the floor, and I know I left it leaning against the bed!>Are you fucking crazy man? You sound insane, you should have the bolts in your brain tightened!>Fuck you Lash, I know you touched it, and I wanna hear that stupid mustachio'd mouth admit it!>Get out of my face before I ground slam your ass!>DO YOU SWEAR ON YOUR MUSTACHE THAT YOU DIDN'T TOUCH MY BIG ARM!>I DON'T GOTTA SWEAR TO SHIT!>THAT'S CAUSE YOU FUCKING TOUCHED IT! Where are you going?>The Lash, is gonna rub his nutsack, on your big arm!
>>558005469Yamato NEEDS to be a pretty jap
>>558005401Sauce?
>>558005469Wait why is old Drifter hotter?
>>558005469Gotta be Doorman, the subtle changes to his expression and cheekbones are massive for conveying his personality
>>558005469Mina used to be a white woman......
>>558005401SNIFFFFFFF
Finally figured out you can't miss carbine at point blank range
I genuinely despise the base layoutit's so fucking cancer
LET ME OUT
>>558004595That's like 10 characters
>>558005469Billy and Paige.
I just do not understand how you're supposed to win games when these are my average teammates in my losses. Literally none of these games are even close because there's just 1-3 retards that feed all game long.
>use full pocket combo on rem minion>it survives this game is a humiliation ritual
>>558005401>more airflow for her pussythis is a downgrade. she should have MUFF STANK
>>558005469If they dont rework calico im gonna be so fucking mad
>>558005896You win by having a 6 play stack. otherwise you kneel to EOMM.
Best solo character so you can somehow make up for retard teammates.
>>558005896only constantforget about them and keep focusing on improving yourself so you can influence the course of winnable matches, and maybe turn a few more of the guaranteed losses into possible wins
>>558005962You haven't played with my six stack.
>>558006114None of these have been remotely winnable. I am not good enough at this game to 1v11. I just want fucking teammates that are living, breathing humans but all I get are bots.
>>558006158what do you want us to do about it
>>558006158did you at least have some bants with everyone? people are more friendly than you may think.
>>558005469>>558005714doorman went from being a doorman to being The Doorman
Infernus x every female character, yes even Celeste
Everyone here is always the best player on their team.
>>558006347>Yes, sir, I'll have her home by nine o'clock sharpvs>Your daughter calls me "daddy" too
>>558004961>is being able to get money 25% faster good in a game where you win by having the most money?
Imagine seeing Apollo faggot in every game...
>>558006381I am legitimately top damage, top kills, top souls in 95% of my losses, yes. I am not the problem here.
>>558006448That's disgusting. She shits through that thing. Multiple times a week she would push stinking turd logs through that. Even now that she's dead and turned into a ghost the stench still lingers. Filthy fucking skank
>>558006460You're just like 90% of the people who play assfaggots
I'm literally Paradox from Deadlock
It's kind of a shame Deadlock items aren't really items or any form of equipment (except some of the green items I guess)I want to imagine Mina putting on something like picrel
>>558006381I'm usually the worst player on the team but I always complain about myself or someone worse than me
spawn camping fountain with ult is kind of tech you WILL buy counterspell or you WILL watch your patron die during your nap
>>558006381I am but I also play with friends.
>>558006515I already made her my wife, no need to convince me again
>>558006693cancerous degenerate ability
>>558006453Imagine?
>>558006693character for gay furry pedophiles
Please, Yoshi... give us pick and ban phases so not everygame is the same 8 fucking heroes..
>>558006693Damn I gotta play some Rem
>>558006693Would Rem's ult be more balanced if it worked off building building up a sleep while they're under the gaze instead of getting full sleep at the end of the gaze?
>point>shootlet me guess, you need more?
>>558006925Asking the enemy to ban Drifter every match
>>558005896>play deadlock without comming>constant silent but miserable stomps and at least one teammate calls the team braindead/npcs/niggers by the end>decide to start matches with interaction bait during the release of the new six heroes "who are you voting for", "who's do you think is gonna win this round", etc.>game quality and team communication increase dramatically since then.Yoshi will put you in the microphone queue, all you have to do is say hi at the start of a few matches.
>>558005469Will always be sad what they did to Drifter. I love his older model. Looks like someone you'd actually meet on the street some lonely night, very tempting.Sadly the old model was extremely female-coded and it's a male game so he was turned 'cool' instead of alluring and attractive.
carrying with doorman is fucking impossible if you have one (1) braindead nigger on your team what should i play instead
>>558007061You were always in the microphone queue. Everybody was just shy like you.
>>558005469old paige looked terrible
>>558006453imagine buying slowing hex and raping his Proud Ixian Hole every game...
>>558006453Graves...
Talking just a little bit helps the autists realise they're not playing with bots and improves team morale. As long as it's either positive or neutral.If the first thing you use your mic for is flaming your lane partner, then you're better off not using it.
>>558006553post thighs
>Lane partner leaves to go farm 8 minutes in while the enemy Lash fucked off to go heal>Says this later while blaming me for us losing lane How do I get away from these fucking troglodytes?
>>558007443I will never, never understand people who flame their teammate out loud at the very start of the gamewhat do they think it's possibly going to accomplish? "oh you called me a retard for dying, now I have the motivation I need to play better"
>>558007519I assume it's the same people who get road rage. Extremely low impulse control.
>geist gives up two kills in lane>"i go jungle"
>>558007508you don't, it's just low IQs that don't understand that waves give more exp
>>558007519i do it just because i know not doing it isn't actually going to make my teammates magically play better, may as well make a moron that i know will never play the game well feel bad.this is only for the really retarded teammates though, i've had people manage to turn things around and make a few intelligent-appearing decisions later on in the game that i never said anything to.
How do I improve and climb with Viscous?
I swear to god I'm not even trolling, billy has a voice line where he says "niggers", I can't find it on the voice line website but I 100% heard it
>>558005426Yes. If you don't get cultist around 7:40 or like 8:20 it's almost already too late.
>>558004421We could use a spider character centered around CC webs to counter the recent mobility powercreep wave, basically vortex web made into a hero.
>>558005426Ogre Magi always gets midas doesn't matter what time
>>558007508>Go check his profile>Was in seeker 1 a month ago>Someone in Archon 2 now>Has lost nearly every match he's been inThis feels like Yoshi's way of telling me to go play something else
>>558007908so what's the counter play
>>558007576> games are not 50+ minutesAre they typically?I'm in Seeker and most games are like 33 minutes
>>558007042Throw card
>>558003626shiv x vindicta is the best ship
>>558008019card is just a big purple bullet
>>558008045Why is this a thing
>>558005469I just wanna thank whoever at Valve decided Venator needed to be hot
are negative resists a thing
Link me a good Graves build please
>>558007519Yeah. 90% of the times it’s a Russian (or some form of Slav) and it really sours the whole game.>having a rough lane >sympathise with my lane partner “man this is rough” >russian accent “yeah because you are stupid bot”Like bro you’re standing out in the open getting bebop hooked on cool down and you don’t even ping when you’re going to shop or leaving the lane for boxes but you’ll mic up to call me a dog when I don’t int with you?I’ve never thrown but moments like these make me consider it
>The enemy team's Mina players keep bullying me even though I'm doing better than her and it is making me feel sad
>play deadlock>bebop, graves, rem, apollo, haze, celeste in every game>play mtg>jeskai control, badgermole cub, dimir excruciator every gamei should just go back to dota... i never know what the fuck is gonna happen in a game of dota
draft is coming.it is inevitable.
>>558008118Celeste and Pocket start with negative resists
>"Rem, you are so whooolesome chunguuuuus! Show them how epic narwhal bacon you aaaare!"Writing is already going downhill I see
>>558006792fujo bitchneeds wife correction...!
>>558008235>walking up to someone that's low health and watching them parry as I line up my crosshair with their headgets me every time
>Ping is 1500>Have to disconnect and restart my PC>Connection is still shitIT DOES THIS EVERY TIME IT SNOWS WHY
>>558008410wire cold
>>558005469Drifter is honestly a downgrade
holy fuck celeste makes brool as cancer as release graves
He can also duplicate box loot
>Venator sucks>Rem sucks>Celeste nerfed immediately>Apollo nerfed, only good early game>Silver nerfed>Graves sucksWhy do they let reddit balance this game?
Seven should ALWAYS be on Hidden King
Is 5oz of lube supposed to last forever?? honestly i bought this thing forever ago and it never runs out
>>558008546>celeste nerfedI see we have Celeste downplayers now too
>>558008556infernus...
ivy's fun :D https://youtu.be/CjI0TdvVbqI
>>55800852067 souls
>>558008546Apollo needs another nerf
I literally haven't seen a single apollo in the last 5 matches I've had holy shit, the nerfs must've tanked his play rate.
>>558008556Lash…
>>558007983low ranked games are just endless team fights with everyone ignoring the objectives.
>>558008546blud really tried to sneak in the graves sucks in.
>>558008546I will rape you for making a post this abhorrent
>>558007519Those people then turn around and wonder why all their teammates suck dick. I wonder how many people are stuck in a cycle where they're genuinely better as an individual than their rank but they're such a shitty teammate that puts everybody on tilt that they can't climb and just keep getting infuriated at people and the matchmaking.
Why is silver racist?
>easy match where the enemy willingly walks into everything I do, six million kills and assists>hellish rapemachine where my lane partner feeds 5 deaths in as many minutes to ruthlessly aggressive opponents who deny every soul with laser precision and slide around at 9001 sanics like every surface is covered in astroglideif there is a middleground I have yet to find it
>>558008546>Celestetop 3>VenatorA tier, picked in every pro game even>Gravesbalanced>Apollobalanced>Rembalanced
>>558009067forgot to say>Silversecret third option
>>558008410I got banned until 6 AM.At least it's not a week.Still bullshit though.
>>558009107go back to troonblr
>>558008556Viscous (he tried to replace his lost goop with lube)...
>lose match>look at teammates builds
>>558009013Only whitoids fuck animals
>>558009067>>Rem>balancedhmmm... no!
>>558009167An effective melee rem tells me this is below phantom and therefore an irrelevant retard bracket match
>>558004694>>558004694apollo is cancer because he's knockback immune during all of his stupid stunts, so he ignores venator's gutshot or viscous punches amongst other thingsif you could batter him around while he was doing his gay fairy dance it'd actually become difficult to accurately sweetspot people against a bunch of the roster but nope
>>558009241Oracle 1. So yes.
>>558009167damn your team loves punching
>>558009013because she is from the 1930s
>>558007976cursed relic, as per usual.
>>558007021absolutely but it'd be even better if it didn't wallpunch as well, and everyone who played him was castrated overnight
>>558005469why does drifter look like that one south east asian guy with the hair covering his face
Apollo and Rem really should be 2 stamina heroes
Lash+Doorman is the most cancerous lane I've ever had the displeasure of facing. Endless undodgeable bullshit.
>>558009593Only women are allowed to have two stamina
>>558009605Your spirit shielding little bro?
>>558007576Funny. I was Archon when I came back for the event, Yoshi immediately banished me to Seeker, and I've been basically smurfing every game only to be more or less flatlined at Alchemist regardless of wins or losses, with nearly zero movement latelyfeels like they kneejerked the super-rapid changes we had a few weeks ago and now you barely shift ever
He's the most fun m1 hero currently in the game.
>>558009706that's not wraith
>>558009259it's not a gay fairy dance it's fencing ok
>>558009605enjoy your sad life nigger
>>558009736Nta but Wraith is boring as shit
Guys, what if Darcy cucks Apollo with Infernus and Apollo raises someone else's son?kinda hot
>>558009736this the kinda nigga to eat a toast sandwich
>>558009861shut up
How the fuck do you beat a mo and krill that just rushes you down like a retard
>>558004694>doesn't need gun>doesn't need spiritAre you just implying he only goes green or something retarded?
>>558009960He's hard countered by reactive barrier
vyper kinda fun, ngl
>play Apollo>Mo saves his ult just for me every fightWhat am I meant to do about this?
>>558010278You're meant to seethe.
>>558007576>line of whether your tierlist mattersbut im archon and my waifu tier list is objectively correct
>>558010278just parry bro
Which character should I try out next?Only one that I played so far was Abrams
why are there 3 premade threads, get your shit together when making a new thread
>>558010278Based mo
>>558010441The zoomer generation needs streamers to tell them what to do all the time, very sad.
>>558009854Apollo...
I'm seeker and I don't think I've ever seen anyone use a sinners except me
>>558010278the same thing literally anyone else does about it
>>558010441Lash
Thread is lacking men
>>558009667remember when shields were split between bullet and spirit damage? god that was retarded
>talk about how fuckable Rem looks>get called a pedo in /all chatsoft ass helluva boss-gen furries
people are still acting like pedophiles over graves
>>558006368>>558008618>>558009013>>558009854What causes this kind of derangement? Why do Indians love this scat tier fetish?
>>558010542Ok boomer
I really, really dislike mcniggisI dislike playing against her and playing with her. also her new design sucks compared to her old one.
>>558010710Perfectly valid, she is still a teenager
soon WYOMING will be OURS!
they need to make the patrons talk less>THE SPIRIT URN IS WAITING TO BE CLAIMEDnigga I don't give a fuck
>>558010626I liked it, but I can see how it'd be impossible to keep in check with the expanding amount of items and abilities.
>>558010865maybe if you did you wouldnt suck so bad
>>558010865RUN THE DAMN FAVORED URN!
>>558010865>I dont wanna run urn I just wanna smack boxes for 40 minutes
>>558010981yep yep!
>>558010995>yep yep!omg it REM
>>558010865hey, don't use kill me baby to retardpost. use some other show I didn't watch or like.
Replace urn with a loot goblin that runs around the map, has 6 health bars of 100hp and only dies when every person from a team hurts it
>>558010923>>558011148>dude stop having fun and go run an urn across the map (boring)worst part of deadlock
replace urn with SEX
My cute sisterwife Lilah Silver!
>>558011308I fucking hate my sister and would never find her cute or sexy or wife
how it feels to win as victor
>>558011286...with ABRAMS
>>558011286>Urn has now been replaced with Sex with Abrams, the player that makes him climax first gets the share of souls for their team
>>558011462>>558011469astroturf
>>558011507tourist
>>558011308She really does have sisterwife energy
>>558011613*sucks your dick*who\s the tourist now huh?
>>558008546>Rem sucksSpoken like a true tard that doesn't under*yawn*stand...how....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Replace soul urn with butter churn and you gotta sit there and churn butter for souls while your teammate guards you
>be vindicta>can't melee in flight>hard countered by skulls
>play deadlock for 60h last week>go back to endfield to wind down>immediately try to dash jump slide in that gamewhat has this game done to my brain
>>558008654nah, he's in auch better spot nowsilver's ult needs to be reined the fuck in though
>>558011613Faggotry has never been funny
>>558011462>>558011469
>>558011886this... is how it all starts...
>Go Abrams>Get 1/10/6>Go Dynamo>Get 3/1/37I guess I’m just built to be a support slut. I don’t know, man. Although I think a lot of my problem with Abrams is his gun and my general lack of CQC. I can dive in with Rem or Dynamo and start slapping shit just fine and survive but can’t for the guy dedicated to doing it.I wonder how Victor will do… I like his gun, kit seems odd and a bit feast or faminey.
>>558010851FOR THE DJINNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACONJURING SCARABS
*chanting*REM! REM! REM! REM! REM!
>>558010865What's the point of the urn anyway, it just gives the team with map control (generally the winning team) an even bigger lead.
The general is slowing down...Yoshi... release the Yamato remodel
>The general is slowing down...Good, we need less shitposting tourists
>>558011886Let's see what this group can do!
>>558012140Catch up mechanic. Drop point favors team with lowest souls. The bigger the difference, the close the drop is to spawn.
>>558012235I am one of the more prolific shitposters and Ive been a regular for almost 2 years
>>558012235we're going to be left with only the horny posting losers soon enough.
>general slows down>gooners remainno...
Apollo is genuinly F tier now and I didnt even get a turn at him while he was overtuned because people couldnt buy a tier 2 active to completely counter him ffs
>>558012308nyes
>playing sinclair>see graves>copy ult>see graves>copy ult>see graves>copy ult>winProblem?
I love Silver
>>558012308I only hornypost sometimes, the other 70% are gameplay related.
I dont understand why they gave flawless maneuver 60% bullet res instead of ult, this red nigga be standing in place for 3 seconds
>>558011850Sex with Abrams is a /dlg/ staple, tourist
>Enemy team is Celest, Rem, Apollo, Silver and Abrams every single fucking matchI'm tired boss
>>558011457Nah, it's the only hero where it feels like I just managed to push the boulder to the peak when I win. This is because he sucks so bad you need to play perfectly and never fall behind.
>From top to bottom: Haze, Viscous, Calico, Pocket, RemOf course it was an ascendant game. I hate ascendant ""people""
>Win 7 games in a row with titanic leads>Still Alch V>Lose once while having the most kills and least deaths on my team>Alch IVAre they keeping me here just so I can torture these people?
>>558012308Thank god.This is what Holliday will look like by 2029.
>>558012810What if you genuinely want to have sex with Abrams...
I won a game
Alright, we all had fun, where's the real patch Yoshi?
>>558008257Not even when when there's Anti Mage in a team?
google search can ixian boys get human girls pregnantgoogle search plan B new york city
>>558013390There's 28 quadrillion different matchup combinations so yes
>>558013521calculator says 128x127x126x125x124 = 31,747,968,000
>>558008257>mtgim a STRAIGHT WHITE MALE that plays yshtola fairiesthere is hope also, imagine caring about bebop when reactive barrier exists
>>558013650don't you have to include the other team too?
>>558013246Correct. If you pull ahead of everyone else and still can't close out the game, it was your fault.
>>558013719Yeah he forgot
>>558013838823,179,324,291,287,040,000damm big number
>And I'm telling you to fuck my wife.Why would Dynamo say this to Lash?
>>558013935>cuck trying to put his fetish into the game
>>558013935Yeah it was pretty jarring when I heard dynamo say those words to lash in game, I can't believe valve actually did that
>>558013935I think dynamo finally realized, after lash 6 man ults his team and kills them, his wish will never be fulfilled, his wife will go without the tender touch of another man forever, and so... he cracks... he just cracks, he cant take the thought of his wife being lonely another night. and so he does the only thing he can think to do. he askes, nay begs the lash to see to her needs, its only right after the performance the lash gives during the ritual
How much do you use zoom really?Have you rebound mouse 2?
>>558014239I prefer Skype
>>558014186>"Sorry professor. I only will fuck one women. The love of my life. Bebop's mom."
Lash is so cool...
>>558013734Okay but how the hell do you close out a game like this when you're playing someone like Yamato/Mina/Pocket?You jump the backline, explode your one or two people, and now everything is on cooldown so you disengage and watch your team die before your cooldowns are back up.
>>558014321>Bebop hates Lash because he wants to date Miss Shelly
>sodomite bebop on enemy team>blind drunk silver on my teamswell
>>558004897god I love hung /ss/ bratdom bait
>>558006693>>558007021his sleep needs to not go through walls and need to not slow your or disable movement if they just want a full power sleep at the end.it either needs to be a build up with how it is currently, or all the tools that effectively disable you and THEN actually sleeps you need to be removed
>be vindicta>miss shot by 1 centipixel>be useless
>>558014785you wanna know whats absolute horseshit, this little faggot got outplayed and I warp stoned behind him predicting his ult, and he still can turn around completely and have time to sleep and rape me, thats fucking retarded
Is bullet resist shredder a useless item or should I try to build it more when I'm on support with gun carries in my team?
>>558015073its uselessm1iggers will get APR if the enemy builds a bunch of bullet reswhich is why no one builds bullet res and u just buy metal skin
>>558015073it is very good but not on supports most of the time, get healbane instead
>>558015145Alright, thanks.>>558015150Yeah I usually just get healbane or counter actives like slowing hex but I've just always wondered.
Why don't we play together?
>>558015281we do in the gay orgies called inhouses
>>558015281we must keep our identities a secret
>>558015281I wouldn't mind doing normals or brawls with people here sometimes.
deadcock
>you can pick up the urn while in ivy air dropwat de fuck
>>558015550It used to be so much better.
>I can afford something at the shop>I can get new stuff at the shop>I should see what I can buy
>>558015363Last time I joined those I got flamed in the thread for being bad
>>558015680>she keeps over 6400 souls in his pocketbad at the game
>>558015680These are the voicelines they really need to remove.
>>558015680>Well look at that, I managed to save up for something other than rent or whiskey
>>558015680I can't tell if they just made the lines happen more often or if the new soul changes have just made money easier to get so I hear the lines more often but it gets very annoying in lane when I am on the way to the shop and hearing some fat fuck go OOOOH WHAT CAN I GET AT THE SHOP while twirling his fingers like homer simpsons
>>558015780>xhe doesn't know they say it for every tier of itemrefer to original pic noob
If you play - you should tryMina - anal rape (receiving)
Rem is a hard carry and if you play him as a support you are dogshit at the game.
>>558015818They should just make sure the voicelines only play when you get 1600 souls during laning phase and then keep 3k and 6k ones for after laning phase. If I'm not getting an item at 800 souls during laning phase it's because I'm saving for a t2.
>>558015875you only think this because its your first time actually playing high income because you raped your teams econ by taking every side lane and sinner
>63min match >highest networth was 110k souls>someone still ended with under 50k networth>the fucking Rem got MVP >I didn't even get an award despite having 18 kills and a bunch of assistsyeah that is enough deadlock for today
>>558015936Noob
>>558014785>>558014926i don't play rem, but my duo does, and his biggest weakness is how vulnerable he is in 1v1syeah, pillow hurts, but it has a 5-7s recharge time in the worst case scenario (for you) and 10s best case, so he can only throw one or two in a fight before it's overhe can also be stunned off of allies, which will force him to ult or be killedhaving his ult rotation speed match aim speed gives him an escape as well as a utility ult.hunt for him in your jungle asap if you get any sort of breathing room or you have good map advantage - most bad rems will run around grabbing sinner's with no sense of self-preservation in your jungle, and finding him alone in your jungle is almost a guaranteed kill for most matchups assuming even souls and his ult is on cooldowneven if ult isn't on cooldown, you can counterspell and continue chase. done it a few times, and it ALWAYS pisses them off, especially if they have a 1k+ bag
>>558014607mvp biases heavily toward healing and least deaths, some rem excels at if he's glued to a duo63min is brutal tho
Is Trophy Collector good on ANYONE?
>>558016383no
>>558005125Cadence soon
>>558016012yeah
>>558007073Women will see an unwashed hobo dripping with blood at midnight and think>Wow he's so hot
Why do all the Silver fanart make her uglier what the fuck
>>558016383if it was movement speed not sprint speed it would beand I mean both the regular stat on it and the stat that is increasedsprint speed is a pretty worthless stat
Now that the new heroes are outThoughts bros?
>>558016686>he fell for rem's disguise
>>558016686appears to be almost randomly sorted
>>558016686>Bebop just wants to cure his creator>Goodish??
>>558015480EU or NA?
>>558015550This reminds me it's been a while since I saw a viscous run the urn while ballingThis reminds me it's been a while since I saw a viscous ballmaxxing
>>558016859EU, I've played with some anons here before who were NA it's not really too much of a big deal having a little higher ping I've noticed.
>>558014857>be grey talon>shoot tree trunk at guy hiding behind cover>delete 1/2 of his health bar
Any Mirage enjoyers here?
Getting kills feels so pointless in this game holy shitYou can go 6/0 in lane and keep fighting and winning engagements that the enemy dude who's 0/3 and kept on afk farming on his lane while barely threatening your walker will have as much if not more souls than you This works both ways honestly I've stopped rotating and taking fights until my starting lane's enemy walker is dead. You just jungle and farm and end up top net worth because kills don't earn you much
>>558015921Nope, I consistently destroy the enemy team by getting a free lane with the familiars. By the time sinners spawn, I have familiars at level 5 and a cultist sacrifice.I get free movement through tunnels all around the map and unless there's 3 enemy heroes constantly scouting for me, I'll get all the farm on their map, which is still a win because the rest of my team has free lanes.If for some reason the enemy team manages to find me, the only way I die is if I get caught with no creeps near me, else I just put familiars all around my creeps and their team will have to spend 30 seconds playing whack-a-mole while I jump between the creeps, which is more than enough time for my team to arrive.Then I'll just sleep them and win the teamfight.By minute 20 I'm top in souls and my pillows are made of bricks.The only times I've lost lane with Rem is if the enemy team has two nukers in lane which can destroy my familiar creeps in seconds. And if that's the case, I play the long game, constantly moving around tunnels and placing familiars in lanes for split push. The enemy team can't take objectives because they need to place at least 2 heroes to handle my rat, if there's a single one, I'll just whack-a-mole combo them to death.Been consistently climbing with Rem, I'm Ascendant now, and sure the enemy is much better at handling me, but I expect to reach Eternus soon with my strat.
>>558017037Now try convincing the other 5 broolers on your team this.
Why do bullets curve sometimes
I might be retarded.How should I be playing Silver in the mid / late game?I hate a game that went on for 50 fucking grueling minutes, and despite being full build and beyond, I felt utterly irrelevant in most fights, and ended very negative in terms of KD. Using unstop didn't really seem to help. I was basically shut down immediately before fights even began.
bring it back
https://www.reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends/comments/1r912xg/as_a_female_jungler_im_worried_about_voice_chat/I know it's >reddit but how is Valve somehow the only big dev of multiplayer games which consistently sidesteps this sort of fussy discourse? LoL, Overwatch, Marvel Rivals, Valorant, Dead By Daylight, Apex Legends etc I can't think of any big non-Valve games that aren't caught in an endless cycle of>Communication format exists(text, audio, pings, voice lines)>Community wrings their hands about how someone ruined their entire week by calling them a slur>Devs react with heavier moderation>Community wrings their hands about how someone ruined their entire week by pinging them a certain way>Devs react with heavier moderation>Community wrings their hands about how someone ruined their entire week by...and it's an endless cat-and-mouse interaction. Meanwhile Valve just ignores it and it works and instead people praise the speech bubbles for giving goofy screenshots of Abrams calling someone else a shitter. Is it just luck? Different playerbase cultures?
>>558016583Trophy collector should just be a t3 version of enduring speed instead of a t3 version of sprint boots with the downside being you drop movement slow resist.
There is some forum made hero right now that has a bag like the suppose cat/bagrat hero. I just dont remember where. It was an animal also i believe.
>>558015281>Wanting to play with racist schizo third worldersLOL! LMAO!
>>558017210I think they’d do something about it if it actually affected their player numbers, but it never does so they have no reason to give a shit
What are some heroes that fall off late?So I can avoid them in low mmr. I guess Yamato is one of them
>>558017210Valve has an unironic social credit systemAnd follows prisoners dillema principles
>>558017318If you can aim, you can stomp shitlow by picking a m1gger and hyperfarming all game
>>558017210You don't give an inch to the censorship crowd. The moment you do, you invite petty, weak retards who use the internet as their playground for authoritarian ideas. Which attracts more retards who believe their feelings are more important than having skill.Valve will never ban you for saying nigger because they understand that they create hyper competitive games that people must spend thousands of hours into to be mediocre at it, which increases frustration, which devolves into venting and shitflinging.They know that punishing players for a biproduct of their game design is bad. The best they can do is pair you up with other toxic people if you do it enough, which is actually a much better (or worse, depending how you look at it) punishment than simply banning someone for saying nigger.
>>558017318M&K, doubly so because they're so team dependant that they legitimately can't carry on their own no matter how fed they are even on their strong point (midgame)
>>558016686Warden is the only good one, others are willing to bring immensely powerful being to this world just to serve their selfish wish.
>>558017363Vindicta aside...
>can put doorman doors on ground level in archmother pit>cant in hidden king pitI have literally lost games because of this
>>558016686Mcginnis is the most evil person in the game
>grenades are... le bad
>>558017204*yanks it*
>>558017204He's so buckbroken he cut off his own tail to fit in with the h*mans betterOr even worse, he tucks it
>>558017318You can Pocket, Mina and unironically Celeste to the list, they're all a lot weaker in late game
>>558016686Doorman is as chaotic neutral as you can get
>>558017548Imagine holding one arm on his shoulder and the other on his tail, pulling him back into you with every thrust...
You should be able to put doors on the floors and ceilings
>>558015680I almost never hear voice lines
>>558005401>>558005560>>558005605https://x.com/Yazanios/status/2024475075865395693he shared it to his discord so heres a reupload https://files.catbox.moe/98v6ru.rar
>>558016686Good and Evil is a dumb category to put these characters into.Drifter is evil because he just went to the ritual because he likes to slaughter people. Doorman is a cosmic deity that uses the hotel as a method to make the guests face their deepest fears and probably trap them there forever. Yet he does so out of curiosity for the human condition.So are these two comparable evils? Not quite.Another character I could nit-pick is Haze.It's kind of obvious that she wants to wish to escape from the Sandmen org and live a normal life, yet she's a glowie who does assassinations to people in their dreams. No matter if your character has good intentions, I think that everyone knows that her org is a CIA analogy and is clearly evil, so can you call someone who works for an evil org?
Is this supposed to be fair
>>558016834He can be a bit of a pragmatic ass in a lot of dialogue, and it's clear he doesn't really care much about anyone but his creator.Honestly you could argue for neutral. He's just there to cure his sick momma.
>>558016383lash
>>558017337>Valve has an unironic social credit systemwutQRD??
>>558017883Now post the upskirt
>>558018090He means low prio and shadow queues.Don't get reported too much, else your queue will be straight out from a mental assylum.
>had the highest player damage on the team, 40k>second highest was 21k, tied with third highest>had the highest objective damage at 6.6k>second was 1.4k>loseI'm not Atlas I can't carry the whole fucking world
>>558017632Abrams...
>>558011832>silver's ult needs to be reined the fuck in thoughHello, lystic. Didn't realize you posted here!Still suffering from Silver psychosis, I see. Well, I hope you can get a win with her next week!
>>558017210i assume its another side effect of valve's leadership structure. other companies have a bunch of chinese shareholders and they have to worry about maximising value and minimizing liability for those shareholders. valve's shareholders are all employees and can make their own decisions directly.
I know for a fact that one of you niggas was the bebop on my team like an hour or two ago and I gotta say whoever you are I love ya
>>558018283Lol yea that retard has been swearing up and down that Silver is actually broken and then falls flat on his face when trying to play her
Is Drifter the strongest M1gger to win with?
When will we get Steam Workshop support
>>558018546Drifter is only an honorary M1gger
>>558018551Mods are not going to be allowed once the game releases according to the devs so it will never get workshop support, they're only allowing it for now since there's no skin shop yet
>>558018646Wow that's gay as fuck, shit!
>drifter is a million year old murder boner machine that fucks death>his ult is just le spoopy vision and a little bit of spirit damage on m1>meanwhile Silver is just a drunk whore that (thematically, not talking about balance since she kinda sucks) is a whirlwind murdering hunting machineFeels like they got some wires crossed
>>558018646Sad. I was hoping for custom maps to mess around on
>>558018646>according to the devsWhere?
>>558018717tf2troon please...
>>558018775>Muh TF2 boogeyman out of nowhereMindbroken
Should valve give Mina character development in the future like she's a bitch but she has a soft spot for kids or just keep her as she is?
>>558018717>>558018646Youre retarded if you think this wont get custom game support
>>558018837Yeah the generic cunt but secretly has a heart of gold trope definitely isn't overplayed when we already have two characters that already do it
>>558013245Fuck off back to /jp/ touhou tranny
Took em out!
Mina mindbreak.
Remember that stupidly massive custom map that got shilled for all of like 3 days only for everyone to realize it was terrible garbage
>wanna main Mo in Deadlock>Everytime i play Mo these are the teams i get in to
>>558019014Thanks for your input Infernus
What's causing some games to just randomly freeze up and stutter for a second? Apollo? Victor?
>>558017542Grenades are so good it's unreal
>>558018685I've been wondering this too, why doesn't his ult do any proper passive damage? His kit is otherwise perfectly balanced right now, but his ult is really lacking in viability.
>>558019026It has a cool concept, but I wouldn't want to actually play on it
>>558018814We hate tf2 around these parts, partner.
>>558019105dopq needs to make more venator art
Sorapoi should start drawing Mina
Sorapoi should start drawing Silver
Kokobiel should draw the deadlock girls with big smelly sweaty cocks
I fucking love this game bros...Post more Deadlock pics that you like
>>558019364
>>558019364Where the FUCK is the fanart archive
Characters for this feel?
>>558019664Silver
>>558019664Rem, he even has the striped pyjamas
>>558019664Mo & Krill
>>558019364I hope when they finally rework the 4man squad they keep Holliday's plain jane face, Calico's glasses and the mannequin look for Sinclair.
Holliday's roast beef
>>558019871I agree about Holliday and Sinclair, but not Calico.Calico should be a middle eastern woman with a cat because Egypt and ancient Egypt mythology themes.
THE STREETS OF OSAKA'S
>>558019968Okay but you can keep the glasses anyway.
>>558019329Kokobiel should draw abrams as a big sweaty ugly bastard type who gets his sweaty cock sucked and ass rimmed by a beaten up apollo infront of a sobbing graves similar to the series of ganondorf pics
>>558020065You think a nigga greeted Infernus with "Wassup Nigga!" and he got confused why he got called that?
>>558019664> who is the rich private school kid with a big schnoz
can u invite me please i want to try deadlockhttps://s.team/p/jvmg-vgpp/JMHPQBHK
stay backguys dont fight
>>558020217I'm not clicking that link
>>558020217What the fuck is that link I'm not clicking that.
>>558020095What if he was called freakvin and he instead of streets of osakas it was the SHEETS of osakas.
>>558020217sus
>>558020217Punisher 007? What an edgy name. I won't accept you as a friend.
>>558020234>the billy diving the deathball
Imagine if the rock Kelvin touched turned him into an asian
>>558020476faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
I don't know why exactly but my friends loading rocks into the backpack while I'm trying to carry them is way more frustrating in this game than CS or Valorant.
I feel like I should probably learn other heroes but I love jumpscaring people with Haze too much.
>>558021146Vyper can do that pretty well too
Pull back
>>558021212This is just RoR2 Artificer.
Do Ivyfags really think they saved Deadlock?
ive really been ragequitting the game a lot more often recently, granted i have like 7 accounts so i can afford to do it but im tired of these stomps, it wasnt this bad before the patch
>>558017037yeah but it isn't because kills don't give you a lot of souls, they doits because lane creeps give an insane amount of souls when farmed solo as the game expects you to be splitting farmwhen your teammates fuck off a lot of space is left for you to farm and get solo farm
>>558021701The term 'think' implies it's not a fact beyond all shadow of doubtWe don't 'think' that, we 'know' that with the certainty of truth
>>558017542what your build anon, I need to knowI have been a grenade believe since day 1 but I struggle to make the character work
>>558021826see>>558017960the matchmaking is broken, literally
>>558021826Kill yourself
Rem is actually overpowered as fuck and the only thing keeping the playerbase from realizing this is that shootertards immediately wake up anyone he sleepsRem has a fucking massive aoe hard cc that can last up to 7 seconds, genuinely bonkers
>>558021212I fucking love bitches with unnaturally black skin tones in maskes.
>>558021958what a remarkably specific thing to saythat almost makes me think there's more than one such character
>>558021872So yes, you Ivyfags genuinely believe that nonsense.
>>558021919>noooooo you have to sit here for 50 minutes while having zero fun because the team that is 80k ahead is somehow too stupid to actually end the game
>>558022051>So yesGood work anon. That was indeed a yes.>nonsenseWhy, I'd almost think you don't believe it, but that would be ridiculous. And not my problem to boot
>could do all these neat tricks to stun people and then cart them through doors to maybe kill them, or throw my bell to do a chunk of damage>or I could just play literally anyone else and kill them right there and thenI love Doorman, I do, but he feels redundant as fuck.
>>558022187doorman is someone you play if you just want to annoy the enemy team
>>558022049There's a surprising amount of examples.Paradox.Artificer from RoR2HornetNot necessarily black skin tones or masks either, just generally faceless chicks.VeigalTali'Zorah/Any quarian woman
i just thought of ivy cuckolding Venator with Mo and got a boner so hard it hurts
>>558022487whar?
>>558022487>le cuckkys
>>558022487????
>>558022187If his cart just STUNNED THE ENEMY A LITTLE MORE FOR FUCK'S SAKEHe is an interesting character His bell bombs? Good for farming and hitting niggas around corners.His ult is FANTASTIC for denying certain ults.But for the love of DICK AND BALLS OF ALL FAGGOTS ON THIS EARTH IF HE JUST WAS A LITTLE MORE FUN TO PLAYI DON'T WANT TO PULL OFF A STREET FIGHTER 4 SUPER MEGA ULTRA COMBO THAT IS ONLY POSSIBLE ON CERTAIN MAPS AND SPEND OVER 3000 SOULS ON THE FUCKING VORTEX WEB EVERY SINGLE TIMEHE IS A GOD! WHY IS HE SO WEAK???
>>558022487Graves cucking Apollo with Infernus
For me, it's visas marr
>>558022579is that the too who lady from that spanish video
>>558022605>i dont want to buy vortex web every gameas an ivy main i look upon you with contempt and pitywe LOVE vortex web in this general don't we folks?
>>558022605Refresher + Cheat Death + Slowing Hex + Magic Carpet/Majestic Leap
>>558022714>vortex web>item with a mind of its own that sometimes pulls enemies to middle or to the edge of the AoE based on whether Yoshi blessed you or notYeah no. I only buy it because it would be trolling not to on Doorman.On Ivy, it's always worth it because the range of your abilities is massive compared to Doorman's cart.
>>558022187That's how I felt about playing paradox but I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb
doorman loses arguments to warden btw
>SilverCHADS
Give me your honest opinion of the matchmaking system?To me, I feel like every game is either a forced win or a forced loss. You're either on the good winning team or the bad losing team, there is very rarely ever an inbetween. You're either playing with giga retards and you're going to lose no matter how hard you personally try. Or, you're playing with human beings with functioning brains and you're going to win no matter if you make mistakes. It has honestly made the game extremely tiresome to play. You can tell, or at the very least guess with high accuracy, the game you're in after 5-10min. I just don't want to even play the game when I'm losing because there is not much you can do about it. Your teammates making bad plays, doing bad things, making bad decisions or letting bad things happen (no lane defense, walkers easily killed, etc), is frustrating because you can see the metaphorical glass emptying right in front of you and the only thing at the bottom is defeat.I don't want to be handed "pity wins" after I've lost a game/games. It's just not fun. I genuinely don't understand how the matchmaker can't just make teams of (relative) equal skill?
>>558022605His cart should just stun by default desu. Its crazy you need to fully upgrade it to finally be allowed to use it properly
didnt read any of that
>>558023142Love her so muchIf only irresponsible self-destructive drunkard werewolf gf's were real...
>>558022187doorman is pretty pointless if you just look at his kit and how you can combo with it compared to another heroes and the outcomes of that.but doorman shines when you combo his spells with other heroes spells, a thing many other heroes cannot do (beyond just "do damage" or "disable" and a mix of that) to a greater effect, you can often play off what your teammates do and make big plays.obviously though this requires a lot of experience with doorman.
>>558023096Is warden the biggest chad in Deadlock lore?
How do you prevent your builds from getting deleted every few days?
>>558022187Doorman is best utilized as a ganker, that is his value. Despite the seethe over his bells they really aren't the best part of his kit and other spirit nukers do you better, playing with a teammate with max cart + knockdown is the ideal, kill confirm with ult or to put people at a disadvantage that's about it. Everything else is a midwit trap, maybe cool door plays and running vortex web works in extremely competent lobbies but that just isn't a thing for most of us shitters
>people told me to just farm with wraith and I'll win every low elo game>enemy silver is 16/2>she just runs everyone down, I do no damage past5 meters and I diewow
>duo with gf, have fun>she invites her shitter friends to the game and now i have to put up with a paige and graves throwing every matchIs it ok to start beating your bitch over this?
People are sleeping on the fact doorman's bells are pretty much a disarming hex
>>558023940I mean you got to correct the behaviour in some way.Maybe not beatings right away, but the option should remain on the table.
>>558023181This
>>558023928Wraith is completely powercrept and sucks monkey dickGet Haze
>1050 TI, 16 RAM and old shitty i7>stuff like apex and rust runs without breaking a sweat but struggles to run deadcock, massive frame drops even at the main menuis there something I'm missing? there's no way this game is that taxing on hardware
>>558023598You copy them
What the fuck do I even to against an enemy abrams that got fed on his lane?
>>558024157Suck his BBC.
>>558023157I'm only Alchemist III but it doesn't seem that bad so far.
Surely the movement is fucked if pro players avoid the intended movement mechanic like the plague in favor of strafe dashing and other source shenanigans, right?
>>558023940You should hug your girlfriend and tell her you don't like it when her friends join your team because them being bad at the game takes the joy out of it. You could reiterate that you are completely happy playing together with her and her playing with them, but you don't want to ruin a bridge of connection that you two have because her friends don't meet your standards. And if she doesn't listen *then* you beat her.
>>558024157Reactive barrier, debuff reducer, slowing hex, knockdown, extra stamina, etc. You need to play keep away, just run from his ass as much as possible. Staying away from his melee and 3 range is vital, his gun does good damage but you should be able to dodge as much as possible. Using cover as much as possible, weaving between objects, etc
PUNK
>>558024290I brought up the same thing the other day. Strafing and air strafing kind of shouldn't be as good/powerful as they are. The exact scenario described happens/is happening. Dashing, running, sliding, etc, are all below the usefulness of air strafing. There is no real reason to do anything but an air strafe because it ALWAYS is the better option. You use dashes/walljumps/etc to enhance the air strafe and forgo using them otherwise.Not even a "um actually its optimal" kind of thing, there is just no real reason to not be air strafing when it's so powerful. I think they should change the mechanics; maybe you should get a decreasing speed/velocity/etc the long or more you air strafe in one go.
>>558024135I did. They still get deleted.
>>558013935Dynamo is the Reddit hero after all. We've gone over this ad nauseum.
>>558024290>>558024685so funny how casual retards like you expect them to change a source gamefuck right off back to marvel/ow
>>558024528This is the screen I see all the time when I queue. I love it.
>>558024786Movement doesn't even come close to the smoothness of Titanfall. So yeah, I expect them to change it and improve it.
>>558024290>>558024685Why is this a problem? You shitters will stay at the rank where people don't use advanced movement mechanics while people that actually want to git gud will get the joy of using movement to their advantage.
>>558024786I don't expect them to change anything you faggot lol, it's a discussion. Arguably it should be changed, there's no particular reason diagonal movement should be giving you such speed and movement. When they have purposefully made mechanics like dodging and sliding being less useful than a movement exploit, it's questionable. It's an exploit because it's an unintended mechanic of the game engine.Would it be better if it was changed? Who knows, that doesn't change the fact it's as good as it is and not even explained in game or in any way other than "it just is".
>>558024952maybe play the movement chars
>>558024957>spend time and resources designing movement mechanics>players avoid them to exploit the engine>"why is this a problem?"
There are niggers crying about Graves ITT but are completely fine with Wraiths or Hazes going 40 kills per match.
>graves loses her lane>wait doesn't matter how many times she dies she can push harder than mcginnis and ruins every fucking teamfight with exploding corpses that counter half the castand autotarget just to ensure she never misses a deny :^)
>>558021701They think that hideous gargoyle is hot and saved the game. Their opinion matters not.
>>558025072>quirky bug enables players to maximize movement>gets implemented as a skill for high level playThere's literally 0 issue with this unless you are a shitter.What, you also complained about denies and stacking in Dota?
>>558017210>and it's an endless cat-and-mouse interactionWhat's funnier is that league is way more toxic than even peak tryhard deadlock despite all the moderation and ways to get banned. In every 1/5 games my mate will get people who just refuse to engage after getting tilted and will narrowly avoid whatever filters being a annoying bitch cunt begging for ff at 15Meanwhile in deadlock, that kind of behaviour is way more rare. Not saying it doesn't happen, but its more like 1 in 20 games.
I enjoy Paradox a lot, but I find her ult dubious at best. I've gotten some nasty swaps/kills with it, but a lot of the time if I ult someone I just change positions with them directly into the enemy CQC and can/do get blown the fuck up and die. It's most useful when you're fighting low amounts of people (1 or 2) because you can't be blown up. It's also entirely dependent on your team capitalizing on your swap to net a kill since it doesn't deal a lot of damage itself. And you just know your dumb ass teammates are too stupid to get the kill so..
I really struggle to take the people complaining about Graves as sincere because you would have to be really, really bad to want to cry about her.
>>558025353Our service goes without thanks it seems, but you are welcome nonetheless
>>558025182>>wait doesn't matter how many times she diesIt does because if shes behind shes a joke. >muh heckin zombiesIf you're ahead and bought Spirit Resilience she does maybe 200 dmg per zombie, it's nothing. She's only a menace if you allow her to get ahead and she ends up buying Burn, Reverb and Strike for her ult.
>>558025508I don't really care what you struggle with, I look at the stats and say what's true whether you like it or not
>>558025479buy warp stone
>>558025508most of this general is archon and below
>>558025508i hate graves because she's the obvious egirl pander and i hate women
>>558025096Buy bullet resist and plated armor.
how the fuck do you counter apollo? movement hexing/cursing him seems to do literally nothing in slowing his 1-100 momentum and 2 second 3 thrust buttstuns
This kills the lowelo shitters.
This was pathetic.
>>558025884Heroic Aura + Duration Extender is enough to dominate a lane.
>>558025379There's no issue if they actually implement it with decent animations and balance out all movement options. Right now it looks and feels, dare I say it, clunky. Specially when you end your move with a heavy melee to reach the very last pixel where you can climb some ledge.The game even baits you into using dash jumps when optimal movement avoids it completely. It obviously needs some work but since you've spent hours learning all the tech in its current state, you don't want anyone else to have a better experience with it.
>>558025479Yeah instead of it being a swap to make a pick, it became more of an assassination tool that gets used near point blank to swap on top of the grenade+wall+alchemical
>>558025984You picked Apollo, I don't really accept your judgem->14k damage next to 35k, 45k, and 46kYou BETTER have been fucking talking about your own performance there
>>558025581so you're a literal bot
>>558026113It's my second time playing as him. But I was talking about our collective performance. We kept getting into team fights, dying, and then giving the enemy team rejuv and urn.
>>558026125I'm literally correct and you're a literal faggot>>558026178Oh fair enough, that's OK thenAs long as you learned something all is good
>>558025984I'm gonna be completely real with you. Apollo is braindead and overpowered and the fact that I would out damage you on any support is crazy.
>>558026157
>>558026259>overpoweredPeople are still living in the pre nerf world. Also, I just didn't enter the obvious loss brools.
Why does silver's 1 do 250 damage at level 1? It feels so fucking strong I'm wondering if down the line we'll see shotgun only silvers who don't level their ult and it actually be viable.
>>558026403A: It doesn't and B: Because you have to land 3 shots in a row on a (presumably) moving target
>>558026025The fuck are you talking about "baiting dash jump".All the mechanics are options that you must apply in real time to adapt to the current circumstance. The game isn't baiting you into anything. Air strafing is a mechanic to cover the map more efficiently or run away, air strafing gimps you in teamfights because it requires precise camera movement and direction, which is why the game rewards proper use of dashing in those situations.The heavy melee bullshit is an extreme nit-pick and you know it, melee for movement is extremely situational and is a decision that needs to be made in a split second.And you say the movement is clunky, but this game is still in closed alpha and has much better movement mechanics than any of its counterparts.And I'm not even good at air strafing because it doesn't fit my gameplay because newsflash Icefrog games reward creativity and problem solving in mind.If another player is styling on me because he's good at movement, I either itemize to gimp his movement or recognize that he's better than me and I will try to get better.I won't demand the devs to gimp a movement mechanic because I'm some casual shitter.
I think I'll just buy an Oracle account for the sake of getting out of this ritualist cesspool
Just give up, baby. No one's better than V!
Why is Paige so easy?Is it because she's a slut?
>>558026403Because you can aim it and your opponents don't know how to dodge it. For me, it usually does 0-80 damage.
Think each time I'm close to leaving seeker I'll just play characters i'm dogshit at so I'll stay at fun ranks
>>558026646>I think I'll just buy an Oracle account for the sake of getting out of this ritualist cesspool
>>558026646it doesn't get any better, you are wasting your money if you can even actually buy deadlock ranked accounts.
>>558026853I did the same in Dota and it worked out for me
>>558025096Wraith and Haze players work harder for it.
>>558026654gonna miss this retarded pog face quite a lot when it's gone
How do you enable the new experimental health bars?
win lane, lose game
>>558026739I saw an eternus streamer today try to play for fun then he got stomped and wished for a surrender option. He switched to meta picks like Celeste and Silver
Gaping Mina's asshole
>>558027072>newthey are the OLD health bars from nEoN pRiMe
>>558027128Cool, how do you enable them?
>>558027162I only know how to correct, not help
>>558027105>playing for fun>in compbrained game that holds you hostage at your ranklulmiao
>>558022605>>558022187they seriously need to swap the t2 and t3 on his cart, his cart is so dogshit without the t3.and for an ability that's so hard to land and easy to dodge due to the lack of its verticality and just small horizontal hitbox in general, the pay off on it isn't exactly that great either.If they want to buff him they should up the scaling on the bell or rework its t3 to something actually useful and maybe add like an extra 0.2-0.3 stun duration on the cart.
As long as they don't give rewards for ranks then I just don't care about it
>ITALIANO SAAR>*hits you for 1.5k*Your response?
I want to marry Paige and get cucked by the male cast of Deadlockfind a flaw
>No Ixian female heroesDo they exist or are Ixians like rapegoblins from Japanese RPGs and only have one gender
>>558027303My werewife and wifewolf up there in the top left
>>558027550>*walks behind terrain*Now what princecuc->*gets hit anyway*AAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
>>558027559Cuckoldry doesn't exist
>>558027637>werewife and wifewolfShe's a slut tho
>>558026681yes basically
>stuck in low prio>every match has a leaver after 5 minutesi love low prio because its more chill and people dont whine about mean words but this is annoying
>>558026973It's kinda crazy that Vyper has so much art/memes and yet her official look will be completely different. Hope they keep her current skin as an option on release
>>558027807They need separate low prior queues for>Ragequitting retards>People who like to talk shitOne makes games literally unplayable, the other one would be bantCHAD heaven
>>558027807what's low prio?
>>558027769She has no luck with men because her horrid personality scares them off howeverExcept the one ex she mentions who was clearly retarded (I am too because I'm marrying her despite all the red flags)
Rescue beam or healing nova for support Dynamo?
>>558027967Beam.
I'm getting wary of Deadlocks surge in popularity. Seems like everytime it gets popular my games get littered with leaves.I don't mine feeders but leavers is fucking annoying.
>>558026609this is so fucking basedtards screaming about movement should be gunned down like dogs
>>558024119have you waited a few minutes after launching? deadlock compiles some shaders every time i launch and that fucks up the fps for the first 10-20 seconds on my pc. it will take much longer on an old cpu.
I preferred how 2024 deadlock looked(shading, map, artstyle).Models looked like shit though.
>>558028229>retard feeder leaves the game>write in chat that now we finally have a feeder less AND we get more souls since were 1 down so its an easy win>a minute later, two others leavei dont get this behaviour, winning a 5v6 is easy as fuck
>>558028340People see number less than other number therefore bad
>>558028329I certainly miss the mid boss part more than the current one, but I like night time more.
>>558028329They need to RETVRN to making the map feel more urban. I don't mind that they're making some cute girl and stuffed toy bait characters with more normie appeal but the map should be huge and contain a lot of verticality even if it means a steep learning curve. I wouldn't even mind if they made the game 7v7 or 8v8 if it meant we can get an updated/improved version of the old map.I played a decent amount of both DOTA and LOL but I hate that their success has psyoped people into going "MOBA = must have three lanes!"
>>558026397yeah no he's still overpowered.
>>558027967You already sorta compensate for aoe healing baseline. But rescue beam complements quantums. warpstone, refresher, unstoppable and then either rescue beam/knockdown depending on the game. echo shard on quantum can unironically be good versus shit like refresher lash.
Apollo is so dog shit now it's crazy, what a useless fucking hero.
>>558027967I get beam if they have a bebop/holiday or if I have a frontliner who plays too aggro otherwise I get nova
>>558028721The issue with the old map was that it had verticality but there was practically no reason to use it. I think they even addressed this at some point about how they wanted to make the game have more fights taking place on the rooftops.
>>558028229It's the opposite for meI get a lot more leavers when the game isn't experiencing a surge of popularity
>>558026609>The fuck are you talking about "baiting dash jump"It's the only "advanced" movement mechanic that you learn in the tutorial. If you just start playing the game, you'll be spamming dash jumps and wasting stamina. You can watch any pro player and they never use it. It's the intended movement tech and using it is actually detrimental to your gameplay.>but this game is still in closed alpha and has much better movement mechanics than any of its counterpartsExactly. That's why I'm saying that the movement needs more work. I'm not shitting on the game or its movement, but being better than Overwatch isn't saying much. Moving around the map is fun, but it can be even better.>I won't demand the devs to gimp a movement mechanicNeither do I. In all my posts I'm talking about improving the movement mechanics, not deleting them.It all boils down to the original post. If the intended mechanics aren't used, there's a problem in the game. Just like if some item is never bought, it's a clear indication that the item needs some changes.
>finally try rem>everything clicks at last>bombastic fun win or lose each and every time>fucking infuriating pillow nukes for days atop boosting the fuck out of one's team constantlyfinally, oh my lord he's a little demon. the best
>>558027967I wouldnt go either 2bh but if I must id go nova because his hp let's you stand in the middle, with rescue beam unless you are playing way back you will be out of position The caveat is if im in a duo then I will go maj leap+ rescue beam and throw my m8 into the backline
>>558028995They will never make another support as fun as Rem.
Why didnt yoshi make Billy full anthro like other characters
>>558029135Its a literal retard cursed with a goat head. Not a supernatural beast.
>>558028891They can always add more things in the jungle and rooftops worth fighting over. I wish they had spent more time trying to improve the bigger map than to simply take the "easy" route of aping existing MOBAs with a smaller 3-lane map
Love games like these.
>>558028924But you need to dash jump in order to build enough momentum for air strafing and bunny hopping?
>>558029135>File name
>>558029135full anthro would be too sexy and distracting
>>558028995>>558029065I love my pillow so much bros, its like firing a fucking howitzer or the knee mortar https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qgx-WOn8CDA
>>558029135he'd be too goated
>enemy celeste goes 0/3 in lane>all she needs to win teamfights is her ult and never dies after thatthese new heroes are so fucking cracked. except Silver lol.
Is Haze finally balanced now?
>>558029261thishow can you expect people to lane against full anthro billy with only one hand free
>>558029135Built to give me an FJ>>558029261He already is though
>>558029292bro it is absolutely fucking artillery shit is mad fun good god idgaf that it's basically his sole remotely offensive capacity that shit in tandem with any other hero is just brutal, playing with the arc of it is wild
>>5580291356 billion jews never forget
>>558028847yoshi won't believe your lies. grey talon is op too. nerf that next.>50s CD global range scouting + nuking + stunning + execute that wins midboss for free>4 stam AND gets free spirit scaling on gun + move speed>Overtuned rain of arrows baseline>Gets to use it with basically no downtime with a whole 1 point investment and rape you to death in every trade>gets to throw 4 nukes at you on a 0.7s CD that each do 1k damage>bro just build spellbreaker and and->blocks one instance>proceeds to rape you to death with the other 3 + owlThe only reason people don't pick this SS tier nazi character is because his model is neon prime slop. He's literally too fucking ugly to interest most people.
>>558029462don't forget>just buy knockdown bro>dispels itor if you somehow don't have dispel double tap crouch so you don't get stunned for a billion years and then just dash away with your infinite stam.
>>558029462The stuff they nerf other nukers for and this character has somehow gone under the radar the entire time.
This bitch is way too sexy fuck I can't fucking focus on the game
>>558005401>>558017883its gonna be really funny when we get steam workshop in a couple of years and people create a moral panic over an 18-year-old getting a mildly sexualized skin officially added
>>558029373The pillow takes me back to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SYDcrujdyw hitting those mortal shots for bullshit angles is so good. Playing Street Brawl gave me so much experience in how to aim the bloody thing when people run for the hills.
Do gays cum inside?
how does this game play if you have high ping? i can easily reach 200ms but i have no problem playing certain games like squad or war thunder and i was hoping deadlock would be one of them
THE HIDDEN KING HAS CUM FOR US
>>558029830Do you think her design is finalized?I like her outfit but her helmet/head thing is kinda stupid.
>>558029935>in a couple of yearsPeople are already seething about the thicc thighs Graves skin todayIn fact people have been seething about Mina and Paige skins for foreverMoralpanicniggers are always on the hunt for something to seethe about, you don't need workshop support forthat
>>558030056I am sometimes forced to play with my japanese friends at 350 ping and it's not enjoyable
>>558030135but it's going to be funny when valve "endorses" the "diddybluds"
its kinda crazy seeing power creep on such a small scale. the 6 hero batch crept the og chars and now the old gods batch are power creeping the 6 hero batch.
>>558030149>look at me guys I have Japanese friendsOkay we know shut the fuck up
>>558029984a lot of the time, yes, if you know you're both safe and aren't using condoms
>>558030064I feel like they'll stick with the helmet but maybe not the giant hourglass on her back and I'm not even sure what her gun is
>>558030064What trips me up is in her damaged portrait it’s broken but you can’t see the head underneath
>>558030294I feel awful seeing that damaged portrait
>>558026681Come say that to my face tough guy
>>558030380>curse at 10 minutes
>>558030294>>558030374I think she looks the best in her damaged portrait, which made me realize that they should just give her a helmet similar to a biker helmet so I can pretend that she's a dullahanIF they're hellbent on her keeping the helmet, I'd prefer something else but at least they should make it look less sci-fi
>>558030259Cute art!
>>558018162
>>558030294Is there a human head underneath? I always assumed astral gate magic turned her head into a lava lamp. Wouldn't be the first time.
>>558030601best girl spotted
>>558030621>Graves presses 4>"frrrpppttbtbtbvbrrraaAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPP"
>>558030621Nice I geuss I'll queue her today.
>>558030461I gotta carry my Rem games somehow
>>558030621
>>558030625>Is there a human head underneath?We don't know, but she talks and is otherwise human so... I assume it's a helmet
>>558030625I had thought the lore was that they were just a bunch of thieves in a cool costume but maybe her head is fucked I dunnk
>>558030602it's a cute ship. wish they got more art age gap hatefuck porn
>>558030625Presumably. Holliday calls it a mask, Paradox calls herself Scottish in a conversation with Haze, and in several conversations she straight up states the Paradox gang is just a richfags' club
why haven't they removed the vote poster button alreadyit's already been two weeks since voting has even mattered.
>>558030835>spoilerOk I agree and that would be based, but that was quite the tone shift
>>558030621NEED Mina Graves Yuri, nao.
i was playing overwatch and tried to melee vases to get buffs
God I love being the world's biggest asshole as Rem
>>558030994It matters because I can throw down Rem's "Thank You" on the Sinners I stole so the enemy knew I stole it from them
Will they rework him?It seems impossible to balance him with his current kit, he's either super good or trash.
>>558031265Just make his beam have a higher cap, it has the same firerate and movespeed debuff as his grenades but needs to ramp up for 0 reason
>>558030601>pretend that she's a dullahan wtf I love paradox now
>>558007771You don’t. Neutered against any chimp who knows parries can be spammed with no consequences.
>>558031431>whining about parriesdo ascendant I's really?
I feel like too many character have been nerfed over the year or so
Can you make up for a -10k deficit in souls compared to everyone else just by being really good at farming mobs?
>>558031580yes, 10k is not even that big20k is when it starts becoming a problemalthough this only applies to very high skill games, and very low skill games
>>558008376I genuinely have no idea why they think I’d ever melee when even if they’re at 10% and I’m at 60% I’ll die if the retard parries whereas his destined death is guaranteed if I just shoot straight through his head. It’s even funnier when they complain about you not playing along with their parry nonsense.
>>558031580Probably. It seems like no one else bothers with the waves.
>>558031648because if you're gonna die anyways you may as well take the gamble
ETA on the tower update patch?
fuck gravesberg
>>558030064no. The helmet is from Neon Prime, and her entire body other than her coat is untextured
>>558031801the what
>>558031836i heard they'll change the towers next patchwhen is it cominggames already becoming a bit stale from the last one
>>558031878like... the visuals?or the mechanics of them?
>get put in match where everyone's constantly brooling>assume it'll be lower rank than my normal games>it's the same rankwuh
>>558031915boththey'll remove the retarded free parry on tower + visualsso i heard
>>558031997yoshi?
>there's a small window after the dash jump window closes where you can jump and still get dash jump-like speeds/distances without paying stamina for itthey really need to rethink this movement system.
>>558005401>>558017883>>558030621wonder if i'll get banned on twitch if i stream with this mod on...
>>558032034I think there are anons in the private test server.
fuck graves both 28 years later movies sucked rick
>>558032045It's kinda disapointing ingame, rather have the stock model.
>>558031878august, maybe september
>>558032045Post your twitch link sissy
>>558032192>5 months no patchtheres actually no waygame would die in 2
>>558032175guess i can just play with the mod off in that case>>558032201nah not posting it here i'm below 10 views anyway
>>558031649every time I try doing the waves solo the 3 enemy heroes on the other side of the map quickly come over to rape me and go back to laning in he original lanemaybe my teammates are shit for allowing this to happen?
>>558032227yeah, i forgot to account for valve time.november is more realistic
>>558016383I buy this item on almost every character. I am emissary 5.
>>558031507I tilt when I see someone parry regardless of team.
>>558029462There's a reason I have him as my avoid character
>>558031829Graves is a pure Anglo name
This match was so shit that the game crashed instead of showing the stats and is refusing to download it.
>>558032320nah, they actually marketed the latest hero updatestreamers and egirls are playing the game right nowshill accounts are popping up all over xittertheres no way they won't overdrive development now
Graves is called Morticia in brazilian portuguese
>>558032043Enjoy your game being completely governed by autistic movementfags
>Apollo in my lane>feeds fb>comes back>feeds again>comes back, feeds againHe ended 0/16. Thank you Valve.
why is goo faggot able to do urn while in ult
>>558032385They had Shiv, Victor, and Paige on the same team. We never stood a chance.
>>558032043A lot of move techs are just moving faster while using less stamina than the "standard" way
>>558032319Don't push too far or assume that they're on their own. At any moment you have to be ready to zip the fuck out of their and/or ask for help.
celeste if she was worms or some...
I wish Mirage looked more like picrel. There's something about his design that seems off and I'm not sure how to articulate it best. He's not exactly "clean" or "tidy" but he's also not SOMETHING enough for the archetype he's supposed to be. Like>Oh yeah this is our Arab desertwizard guy>Idk he's like, vaguely Turkish-looking I guess. He's got a bottle lamp
>fed in lane>ok I will farm a bit>push the right lane >6 enemies jump on me to hate crime me>look at the map they are literally losing both walkers to my teammates and don't even react to thatwhat the fuck
whoah
Does slowing hex not prevent Apollo from recasting his 3 if he already used it?
>>558032778He’s Persian
>>558032043Hey anon, you can take advantage of it too! That's the cool thing about competitive gameplay, it rewards people that learn to optimize game mechanics.Or you could cry about it and beg the devs to remove gameplay mechanics because you're dogshit. I'm sure Icefrog will listen, since he's known to prioritize casuals over hardcore autists.
>>558032824So thats why Apollo is willing to racemix...
>>558032834They're all brownish Middle Eastern sorcerer guys to me
>>558032591Why is celeste able to pick it up at all? At least cumcous has to set up for an urn ball run.
>>558032824Built for teen pregnancy
>>558032840>cheating the system put in place by the devs>gameplay mechanicsif they wanted dash jump to cost 1 stamina they would have made it cost 1 stamina.
>>558032778Agreed, they should use a lot more from middle eastern occultism.
>>558032778he doesnt even look arabhis skin is literally paler than a lot of white charactershe looks like a guy from seattle doing cosplay for comic con
>>558032840>Just rebind your dash key to scroll wheel bro because that's totally intuitive btw most of the pros just use built in macros for this shit and the 100% fast zip tech anyway
>>558032778he's leaning too much into the bodyguard archetype and as a result he just looks linda boringhe needs to have a bit (not a lot) more flair and mysticism to him. also make nashala speak for fuck's sake, it's unbelievable to me we now have 6 characters that are actually 2 in 1 yet the only one that has both speak is the only one that doesn't have any visual indication of it.
I have 1000+ hours in this game and i'm Ascendant 1 and i don't understand how to lane. I've looked at every "how to lane" guide under the sun. I've actively tried to do everything. I don't understand how the enemy team is able to constantly shoot me in the face while also maintaining 24/7 lane prio. I don't understand how they also do full box runs and always have ult before me while pushing wave and keeping me and my teammate at below half HP. It just doesn't make any sense to me. I don't understand laning. I spend like half of my lanes stuck under my tower. I probably have like a 20% lane win rate, i'm not even joking. The only reason why i'm in ascendant is because i've gotten used to playing from behind, i can't even imagine a game where i have an early lead anymore
>>558033048I'm alchemist with 30 hours and I've almost never lost lane
>>558032824>>558030621>modders slowly turning Graves into FiliaOh yeah
>>558032947You are right, Icefrog has never implemented overlooked engine bugs to turn them into features! I'm sure he'll make the game easier just people like you.
>>558033048Always be shooting something. Either enemy creeps or enemy heroes. Never be the faggot standing around """maneuvering""" or """repositioning""" without outputting damage. Even if you're shooting from far away and have damage falloff, chip damage is still damage
why is this game so fucking fun tho
>>558033182I look forward to Riot making "Deadlock but not overly complicated and tedious" and mogging this game just like they mogged DoTA
>>558033174>Filiawho?
>>558032947You could take this a step further and just say that there's no reason for dash jump to exist because IADing is better unless you abuse this ""tech""
>>558032287>playing hard to getMmmm I like it
>>558033182ok, then turn it into a "feature" and put UI feedback onto getting the stamina efficient dash jump like how it tells you when you miss the timing for a standard dash jump.and then tell people it exists and how to do it.until that happens this is just developer incompetence, they clearly have a vision for what you should get out of stamina usage but they are failing to uphold it because the game is badly coded.
>>558033228I'm sure you'll enjoy a casualized version of Deadlock, anon! That's the good thing about giving choices to the consumer. When you aren't willing to git gud because you have loser mentality, more options will allow you to pick instead of asking developers to cater only to people like you. Isn't that great?
>play with a person>lose>they bitch at you>play a second game>this time you're against them>winis there a sweeter feeling
>>558033228i mean that's basically just smite
>>558033307Kinetic dash and arcane surge give buffs on dash jump so there's that, though kinetic used to remove the extra stamina requirement >>558033182They removed HMC (outside of like fleetfoot and unstoppable), do you think literally every move tech is intended?
>>558033347Well saidIt's not really "tech", it's bug abuse until it's actually acknowledged as a mechanic by the devs
>>558033426In all of life? YesIn a moba? also yes, but thats way up there.
>>558033426>play with a person>he feeds and blames you>ignore>follows you around and tries to steal the sinners>get every last hit so he's even madder>starts feeding on purpose>all the team and even the rest of the team calls him a retard>abandons>still win
Anon be like "This totally intended tech is bussin', icefrog cooked with this one" *SLUUUUUUUUURP*
>>558033228Riot is bleeding money like a stuck pig
>>558033551enjoy getting banned
>>558033474>they removed HMC (outside of when it's not removed)You are right, anon. Any movement tech that rewards players for precise inputs is cheating. Ohhhh that wicked Icefrog, if he only made the game easier we could all enjoy it while everyone is forced to move like archons. Wouldn't it be sweet?
>>558033721>Valve>Banning anyonelol
>>558033725Tell me how your bhops are going in CS2 anon
>>558033513you KNOW we're never getting acknowledgement from devs on this.the only reason i brought it up is because i did it randomly in a game and then labbed it and realized that it's stupid. i don't like how the immediate response to this is "git good". i simply acknowledge the devs made a thing a certain way and think it's stupid for them to have the game work in a way that undermines that thing that they purposefully decided on.accepting it as emergent gameplay behavior and embracing it could be cool because then it'd mean i could spend time learning it knowing that it's intended and isn't going to disappear from the game one day and leave my muscle memory absolutely fucked.
>decide I'm going to do a sort of play-all-the-heroes challenge>starting with infernus>play seven gamesin all but one he's either taken by somebody else or bannedHow the fuck is the fire nigger so popular he's not even that interesting
>>558033859>Ay shiieet, DaTravious, dis nigga FIRE!Dass rite whyteboi take yo paddy ass back to playin that yee yee lookin mf Seven
>some retard throws a tantrum and starts feeding>we still winkek imagine being so bad at this game you cant even properly throw a game
oooo Hollideeeey... I heard Da Troubadour was last seen buyin' a new pair of runnin' shoes... He'll be too fast for you to catch 'im, now. heh heh heh... Betta give up the chase, sheriff.
>>558033991>WE WUZ IXIANS AN SHEEEET
>>558033785Never played a single training mod or level in my entire life, anon! Even though I would commend players that take their time optimizing the game, I've learned the game by playing it! I know, I know, how weird, right?But what's better, I barely use advanced movement mechanics. Icefrog has made a game that, just like Dota, rewards situational awareness and players who use it to their advantage!Now of course, that can be a bit too complicated for players like us, right? I mean, actives? Why should I press even MORE keys haha! And things like unstoppable? Why should I spend so many souls for an item just to not get CC'd. That's like, soooo boring.Let's also remove CC. That fixes it. And active items. That makes the game so tedious and unnecessarily complex and punishing.Let's make every stun a 0.5 second minustun because now there's no need to hinder movement anyways!
>>558034190Shut the fuck up, Gumbo
>>558030259>>558030602>>558030835>>558030998>priest fucking a 15 year old boywoah it's literally canon
>>558034235damn 5 lines of seethe and no bhops in cs2?
>friend wants to play deadlock with me>i'm archon>they're seekeri don't want to ruin my winrate bros... i don't know how to tell them to stop being a faggot and play the game alone and learn it before playing with me...
>>558034235>bringing up all this unrelated shityou lost
Rem
>>558034380won
>>558034380REM! REM! REM! REM! REM!>Thank you!REMMMMM~!!!!
>>558034339Fucking deal with it, faggot. Take your lumps since MMR means literally nothing anyway. I'm also Archon and I regularly get Ascendant people in my lobbies. MMR is a joke and literally means nothing.
So updates so far have been like 5 or 6 months apart, right?So we're probably not expecting anything significant until Q3?
>>558034285Yeah anon, I'm a bit embarassed to say that I've never bhopped. Shooters like CS were never my thing, y'know?Now Deadlock piqued my interest because it follows the Dota 2 DNA of complex mechanics that reward adaptation. But you are absolutely right, movement is boooooring.Why even add dashes, anyways? Basic WASD is enough, hell, let's also remove verticality. That way we can focus solely on shooting!
>>558034570you can stop now, nobody thinks you're arguing in good faith anymore.
>>558034563their track record is 6 months apart but given how beloved this recent update has been they might try to push for working better and faster to capitalize on the hype
>>558034219He’s the exact opposite of a we wuzzer tho
>>558034563>feb>may>august>januaryexpect mid-late Q2
>>558033207ugly cope desu
>>558034619Arguing? But anon, I'm agreeing with you. Extra movement options is bad!Players finding new ways to implement game mechanics through optimization is bad! We should all be forced to be in the same plainfield. Eternus players MUST move like archons and all skill should be expressed through aim!
>>558033182I kind of agree that movement autism is dumb and should either be directly acknowledged and explained or just straight up removed, as it is it just feels like source engine exploits that have no real logic to it.
>>558034339Archon means nothing, just get him to play Victor or Mo. Very easy heroes to coach and he'll be effective quite quickly.Mo would probably be easier since you wouldn't have to teach him carry farming macro but its honestly not that complicated. Solo a wave > Take jungle > Solo a wave > Take jungle with a extra step of taking the walker if the enemy is all on a single area of the map.
>>558030232just remember this stopped being the beta test long ago and there's a cabal of retard streamers telling the devs how to balance their game. they purposefully don't give valuable feedback so they can hop on these characters day 1 and rape everything and make 200 dollars on their gay little stream. yoshi needs to understand he's killing his game with this current setup.
Need a president based hero who wishes for some geopolitical gain from the patron
>3/0/35 20min rem gameholy fuck lmao
>>558035081Maybe not literally the president but an ambitious politician could be fun. Wearing those classic flat hats
>>558035062I agree, buff victor please!Bonus spirit scaling, more max health per poon... and a shorter ult cooldown!
>>558035081G's so fucking cool
>>558035062Icefro- I mean Yoshi is just taking a page from League with releasing characters in a completely broken state and then balancing them after.
>>558033247>year 2025.99 + 0.01>skullgirls has been forgotten
>>558035081>Uncle Sam(but it's like a stage name for a delusional guy/superzealous politician cosplaying as Uncle Sam)>He's only in the Ritual to cockblock Mirage>MY WISH IS THAT ILLINOIS WILL FOREVER REMAIN PART OF THE UNI- what? Oh, he wanted Wisconsin? MY WISH IS THAT *WISCONSIN* WILL FOREVER REMAIN PART OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA! GOD BLESS!
>>558035081GREENLAND WILL BE MINE
>>558035359this game needs to add literally just Big Band to the roster
On a scale of TF2 to CSGO (complete lunacy to extreme realism) which direction would you like Deadlock's lore to head in as it gets fleshed out?
>>558035081POWER THROUGH DI ARSEhttps://youtu.be/kkkqAU7sOpw?t=69
>>558035389Wyoming, sir, he wants Wyoming
How do I do damage as Silver?I'm always consistently bottom damage on my team no matter how well I do in KD...
>haze is present in almost every single gamehow do I even get to learn this hero when I can never play her
>>558035601Yeah he should have an earpiece through which experts and CIA spooks advise him. Like Mo & Krill self-interactions.>He wants Wyoming? Why didn't you tell me earlier? I already- God damn it, alright. Alright.>PATRONS, I WISH TO AMEND MY WISH.
>>558035331>LoLbabby doesn't know that making everything broken and fine-tune it later isn't a staple of Valve's design and has been since the early days of TF2Now I know why there's so many noobs in these threads trying to casualize the game.
>>558035606Start landing your shots
>>558035724at this point just make him cave johnson
>>558035782I have a top 10% accuracy percentile on Silver according to Statlocker at 65%.
>>558035891I don't care, if your damage is that low you're either missing your shots or you never fight
>>558035606You don't pick herYour biggest chance is to end the game early after your ult is online because you fall off hard. Your scaling is tremendous dogshit since you will get just one shot late game before wolf form ever comes online.That's not even beginning to talk about how late game CC or bullet resist giga rapes ya.
>>558035389thats actually a pretty good idea, but make him not even official. the djinn are in actual diplomatic talks to legitimately purchase Wyoming. Make this guy a schizo who thinks hes getting orders from the US government. Also make him absolutely hate the OSIC.Why does he have magic powers? Who cares.
>>558035986initiate hands typed this
>>558035389>>558035601>>558035724>>558035784>>558036149this is literally just tf2 soldier but with a different costume
>>558036164This is how she does in eternus 6 amateur pro games btw
>>558036227yeah, then put him in and make him look like uncle sam. its pretty clear thats what we want.
>>558036227>A jingoistic caricature of American ultrachuddery? No... this could only be that one(1) game...
>>558030269I like her gun being bizarre scifi because it fits with the time traveler aesthetic. I think at least one part of her design should stay scifi
>>558036164Hi Lystic, are you gonna fall flat on your face with Silver again for us? You say she's broken so she should be a free win.
>Unironically had a friend who party queues with me saying that he's happy with Celeste's Trans representation>Legit confused the shit out of me, came out of fucking nowhere, thought it was just a gag>It wasn't>Said that's non canon bullshit>He agreed but said it was important to himWorst part is that it's a real life friend from work, i can't not just see this guy anymoreI thought it was all memes but it's actually real
>>558036693Report him to HR saying he's trying to groom people online
>>558003723>>558003723>>558003723>>558003723
>>558036693>Gaming with co-workersRookie mistake
Spellbreaker is a fun item but feels a bit broken right now
>>558036808To this day my older brother has his steam offline with hidden games and friends list because he has to hide his power level from like 3 people he worked with years ago. I don't fucking get normies I'd have removed these people.
>>558022605>HE IS A GOD! WHY IS HE SO WEAK???The patrons unironically asked him to nerf himself hard in order to be allowed to play in the ritual.He's dogshit because he wants to give people a chance.