Previous: >>557945959>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Mihono Bourbon (3* alt), Eishin Flash (3* alt), Sakura Chiyono O (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: Nishino Flower (Wit), Sakura Bakushin O (Guts), SSR Riko Kashimoto (Pal), SSR Tazuna Hayakawa (Pal)Current CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mMain Story Chapter 5 is out02/13 - 02/19 - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Valentine Taiki Shuttle (3*), Valentine Sounds of Earth (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru, SSR Neo UniverseNew Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
Teio!
Waiting for the FM banner to skip it.
>>557970886
>>557970817Ok this is hot
>open umamusume >hear Teio's voice>close game>commit suicide
>>557970610>>557970720considering how fat horses butts are, this is simply too small
>>557970867Teio!
>>557970886Royal ass
>Fast Learner>GW > A Dirt spark>FIVE fucking spirit bursts since second inspiration and zero (0) of them lined up in speedAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>557964932Which Umas were the ones that had a cute nickname for Trainer but Cygays translated to just "Trainer" ? or did I dreamt that
>>557970817Ace, after she is done raping my sorry ass.>>557970886>FM if she sexyaaaaaaaaaaaaa>>557970953>Light 4chan
>>557970848so damn sexy, Ryan is #1
I'm gonna sound like a retard but does anyone know if artists are legally obligated to fulfill your commission after you pay them? I have a very specific fetish and don't want to get scammed. Alternately, if there is a guide to make uma AI porn that's good too.
Palmer will never live up to the elegance of the Mejiro name.
>>557970953where did he go bwos
bakerdacchi we were still on page 8
Digitan LOVE
I love Rice
>>557971068That's the whole point though?She's a rebel who isn't elegant but is pretty, unlike Ryan who's just ugly
>>557971036>legally obligatedLOLIf you can pay, get the highest tier on NovelAI for $25 to get unlimited generations at higher quality than a low quality comission for the same price, good artists are $300+
>>557970990Imagine drilling Turbo's ass right after the race
>>557971036generally most artists will ask you what you want, and then you pay for it partway after an initial sketch, and then the other half when its readybut obviously it depends on the artist.if its a fetish thing, just find an artist who specializes in itim gonna take a guess... its predicament bondage
another day, another 5 dirt suzuka attempts
>>557971204
>>557971036>legally obligated to fulfill your commissionLol. Do you have a contract with them in some fashion, or do you literally just pay them through a consumer/private paypal thing and that's it?>557971168>sloptardLeave
is Kita truly not used for MANT?
>>557971168holy shit, I think I love AI now
>>557971108no images, and bump limit. that means its free game
>>557971036>>557971218ThatAlso make sure it's a non-western artist, that way it's less likely you'll get scammed/cancelledOr use slop since it's faster, cheaper and you'll get what you pay forThere are many guides out there. You can even try for free at some sites
>>557971251If anyone tells you that she's bad because of RB, then they don't know what they're talking about. Full RB decks are retarded.Bonus points if they think Tachyon powercreeps her, because you're never in a situation where you're only running 1 speed card.
Super Creek is ____
>>557971251welcome to THE game changer of umamusume
>>557971152WHAT ARE THOOOSE
>>557971395>that way it's less likely you'll get scammed/cancelledTHIIIIIIIIIIS>cheaperWell, it's literally FREE, provided you aren't a completely mentally retarded techlet that PAYS for slop.
>>557971251If you get the RB and the slots to spare, she's usable
i'll ask againwill you be going to see their movie next weekend?
>>557971251Race bonus is good, but you do get diminishing returns after a certain point. Curvature is also going to be too good to want to pass up.
ill ask againwill you dilate and fuck off with your off topic /a/ garbage, westoid tranny?
>>557971251can't wait for you fags to self-brick by using full rb decks
Symboli Rudolf
>>557971157>Palmer is prettyno...?
so to continue last thread's discussion: should i do it? or wait for selectors? or do something extremely stupid?
>>557971576I don't live in America
>>557971218No the fetish is beast nakadashi, I've been gooning to the idea of umas getting dicked down by pigs or dogs and then getting filled up by their putrid spunk, specially if there is a size difference like with teio I'm just afraid im gonna pay a retard whos gonna get weirded out and not deliver or block me.
>>557971576yes, it almost sold out at the closest theater to me
>>557971425pregnant?
>>557971250He asked for advice on AI, NovelAI is the best paid service with the least effort.
>557971637>reeee dont talk about the media franchise in the thread devoted to it>respond to my offtopic /pol/niggerykill yourself, not even giving you a (you)
>>557971251she is used, people are acting like 5 race bonus cards are garbage when you only need 4 cards with 10 RB and 2 cards with 5 RB to have 50 overall>>557971403>Bonus points if they think Tachyon powercreeps her, because you're never in a situation where you're only running 1 speed card.tachyon powercreeps sweepy if anything, kitasan is still an a league of her own due to 100 specialty priority (which is better than tachyon for grand live anyway lmao) and professor
How come you can see Nice Nature hang out with dumb umas like spe and marvey but also the dumb gyarus?Is she canonically sociable or it's a irl lore related thing?
>>557971036Lmao no, but artists live off their reputation. More likely is that the artist just wont pick up your commission and you dont pay them. Pretty rare to actually just get outright scammed, particularly if its a jp artist.
>>557971667I'd say it's too late now. Just save it, the best time to MLB her was during the rerun. Just save it for Tachyon in 6~ish months.
>>557971654Her name is LUNA.
>>557971705You should really consider killing yourself
>witcuckOpinion discardedStill running kitaStill will run her in grand liveStill will run her in l'arc
>>557971654my punny wife>557971705in comes the hyper degenerate homo>557971737>he is a techlet retard that PAYS for slop
>>557971667nah don't bother, its fine at lb3 and it's not as great in a few months
>>557971667Even using the selector is questionable now because kitasan isn't that good in MANT
>>557971708Really? But /uma/ told me it was a flop
>>557971705>specially if there is a size difference like with teio
>>557971705>spoilerI'm in no position to kinkshame anyone but I'm sure nip artists can deliver, not western ones. They are expensive though.Good luck.
>>557971773I love these
>>557971036>artists are legally obligated to fulfill your commission after you pay them?yes da BUT you have to understand that artists will most of the time try to delay their commission as much as possible that some may even take years until you tell them no need and not pay for the rest which at that part they'll act like you're the asshole for not wanting to wait 10 years for your commission to finish. They'll also shift the blame to you on their SNS.I don't even like AI art but I equally hate artists through the years of working, being friends with some, and seeing how menhera they are most of th time. ONLY commission if you trust the artist enough.
Mambo!
>>557971705I think it's interesting that you're not including horses in this, and I'm interested in your reasoning.
>>557971936Tanukis do be cute.
duramente is the actual kitasan powercreep
>>557971773>Her name is LUNATime to remember one of the most based posts made this month.
>>557971395>Also make sure it's a non-western artist, that way it's less likely you'll get scammed/cancelledlollmao
>>557972143Kitasan just can't stop losing..
>>557972009>Artist can be insanely arrogant and self loving pricksMany such cases. Some of the greatest art out there was created by faggots and/or cunts. Doesn't make their contribution any less mind blowing or amazing, but still.
>557972147>samefagging>taking a ss of your own post>calling it based
>>557971705>beast nakadashijust say bestiality bwo
When is Aquarius Cup
hello
>>557972147
finally getting good spark luck
>>557972117propaganda meme or not, this artist is insanely based and I love whenever I find a waifu artist that's super dedicated to a single character or franchise.
>>557972256Meant for >>557972147>>557971810Meant for >>557971737 and >>557971705You need to learn to quote properly anon.
>>557972143both mogged by the latest Teio card
Made this drawing :D
>>557972131That's immersion breaking since horses don't exist.
>>557972420why do they do this pose?
>>557972438what the fuck is \umq\
Whoramente? The people love the people's champion, Cute-asan Black, not that crippled bitch.
>>557972434How many years were there between Kitasan to Duramente, and Duramente to Teio?
>>557972274if there is no money shot it doesn't do anything
>>557972206you can't get good at art without being a little bit of a retarded faggot. it's like going to get chinese food and then being shocked that it was cooked by a chink.
>>557972206>Doesn't make their contribution any less mind blowing or amazing, but still.Yes which is why I tolerate some and try not to burn the relationship with some of the artists I'm friends with but GODDAMN it gets very exhausting sometimes. If only you can imagine how much I baby these people just so they wont go on an unprompted meltdown, and how most of them rants and complaints the most useless or most shallow problems there are and one wrong reply can set these people off on a meltdown or being blocked.Some are very cool and chill though funny enough ALL of them are the UUOOOHH artists so not all artists.
>>557971425my mommygfwife
>>557972438cute
>>557972438Good job, anonYou're improving pretty well
>>557972206I blame the french and post-modernism for creating the LE ARTISTE mentality, where instead of making a living for making a beautiful world, they want all the clout without any of the talent or professionalism needed to make a living out of art, which is in itself a privilege They really think their shitty doodles are worth $500, make you wait months or years to deliver late if at all, and have the audacity to harass you for preferring the machine that does the same but cheaper and in better qualitySo many lessons to learn and they chose not to...tl;dr fuck modern artists
>>557972573Kitasan -> 2 years -> Duramente -> 2 years -> Teio
>>557972561my dachi can handle both
Good evening
>>557972790I need to kill Rice
>duramente mentioned
>>557972824rape yourself. do it. gape your anus and cause internal bleeding that'll cause you to slowly die an excruciating death all in the search of cheap, commodified pleasure
>>557972790rice showers rice cakes
Since we are talking about extreme fetish stuff. Which umas would let me piss on them?
>>557972790She needs to layoff the parfaits
>>557972143Tachyon speed comes earlier
>>557972919You really hate the British Broadcasting Corporation don't you?
>>557972953Shinko Windy
>>557972790It's not Vivlos tho
>>557972143>release card but betterwhy are cygames like this?
>>557972919Your favorite uma would kneel to my toreina cock after I steal your plat.
>>557973016like i said, tachyon powercreeps sweepy, you run both kitasan and tachyon instead of kitasan and sweepy
>>557971769>>557971879>>557971886i usually trust my guts in making decisions but i've realized that's retarded but damn you guys don't sound too wise eitherok, she's not great for mant, it doesn't matter since i have the cards for it (or at least i believe i do) but what about grand live? what if i get unlucky again and don't mlb tachyon? at least if i have kita i'll be able to borrow her or whatever
>>557972790Every umamusume should have dumptrucks to match their irl counterpart
>>557972143Danchou wont like this card
Tachyon speed is the true witcheck
>>557972143Cute
>>557973062my cute Windy wouldn't like this
>>557972653NTA but >western or jp artists?
>>557973094Your first gacha game?
>>557973195You should save your resources until Grand Live thenThe chance to get Kita from a spook is still not 0
>>557971036>are artists legally obligated to fulfill your commission after you pay them?In theory, yes. No, you don't need a formal signed contract. They're of course free to refund you if they ever change their mind.In practice...the government won't do shit for such a trivial internet dispute, so you need to rely on either an amazing lawyer or the honor system.
vf is the most disingenuous of all slopniggersatleast oguriposters lie for funvf actively wants you to lose so he can inflate his WR and earn more money from his 50$ tutor session after playing the game for a few months there is no way you would make mistakes about skills that badly
>>557973195The jump that you get from LB3 to MLB with Kitasan is not as big as you think.
>>557972651Well yeah, I'm just trying to point out the obvious here for the silly heads, nothing more.>>557972653>it gets very exhausting sometimes.Like with all things in life, you made a trade, hope it's worth it.>one wrong reply can set these people off on a meltdown or being blocked.First world problems in a nutshell, which is why I'm absolutely for the idea that EVERYONE should work retail for at least a week (if not a month), which will humble people REAL fucking quick.>ALL of them are the UUOOOHH artists"Generic" ones can obviously be cunts as well, but seeing these here be the uptight faggots is funny tho. You'd think they're chill and not so fucking stuck up their own asses.>>557972720Correct me if I'm wrong here, but if I remember art was nearly always commissioned, so being paid in this fashion is nothing new to artist, the issue is how faggy they became about it all and their trade.>which is in itself a privilegeWhich obviously makes it all the funnier when you see modern ""artist"" act like royalty, all the more so in the age of AI when their trade becomes more and more of a generic commodity, in a way.>think their shitty doodles are worth $500Seeing random artists pay list will never not be insane retardation to me. I've watched art streams, some of then can shit up basic sketches in a matter of minutes, if not seconds. Your shit ain't worth ANYTHING brother.
>>557973094Every gacha game is like thisAt first, you start out with a playable game but then everything gets creeped so hard it's recognizable after 3-4 years
>>557973406trvke
>>557973396Or the secret nuclear option of the google doc + cancelation campaign
>>557972651Modern day Socrates right here
>>557973406Dumb retards who pretend like VF doesn't give the best advice on the internet are worse, he was right about wit, about Chariot comp, about the banners and will continue being right about everything. We USE his tools like the umalator and in his server he has the best players in the world. Im sorry but ive never seen an UG uma in practice rooms here
>>557973225Not pulling on it. Will borrow Light Hello. It's all I need since I have Kita.
I liked this career. I really enjoyed teaching Bourbon feeling. Very sweet when she tears up at the end. It's super convenient playing a character whose unique skill works every single time. I'll definitely put her on my TT team.
>>557972393your greens?
>>557973195just bee urself
>>557973387>>557973557fuck off and die you faggots
>>557973387Do you happen to have the full version of this?Can I have it?Please?Pretty please?
guys theres something wrong with my nishino she keeps bullying me
Why haven't YOU joined eden yet anon?
>>557973695Oh, tachyon is a gaslight.Good to know
>>557973767because botting is gay
what's the next CM for global
Why haven't (YOU) sucked my dick yet, anon?
>>557972651I would be shocked actually, every chink restaurant (except the buffets) with in a 20 mile radius of me has Mexicans making the food.
>>557973528ehem, *technically* that's part of the honor system!
what ISN'T a gaslight in this damn game?
>>557973697no.. let them keep posting, im almost done
>>557973767I'm not brown>>557973871I'm not gay
>>557973815She's shilled because her banner has two useful cards, so you get great value out of it if you decide to pull.
>>557972651>you can't get good at art without being a little bit of a retarded faggotYou're wrong though. The secret is being autistic not a fag. Retardedness is optional>it's like going to get chinese food and then being shocked that it was cooked by a chinkMost chinese food is cooked by non-chinks thoughIn fact, the chink food you get all around the world, wherever that isn't china isn't even chinese, it's literally american food inspired by taiwanese and chinese dishes
>>557973842>Manualcucks still exist LMAO
>>557973957
>>557973989also because pacesloppers cannot help themselves from projecting onto everyone else
>>557973967then shut the fuck up
>>557971705you'd be surprised at how (relatively speaking) common that fetish is
>>557973991Aren't botfags the actual cucks because they sit on a chair letting a tool do what the manualfags do with their own hands?
>>557973815>Better in every way>God tier hints and gold>GaslightYou guys are so bad at the game it's insane you all criticize youtubers.
>>557973692i'm running falcon so it's not a priority
>>557971761The former (and she's roommates with Marvey)Despite her being a doomer she's a nice person to be around, doesn't put on airs, and will help out anyone who needs her.
Is it me or they removed the Christmas censorship compilation video from twitter? I can't find it at all
>>557973767The only clanker I tolerate is bourbon's fat ass.
next bread will be butter
Does Helios actually have a romantic crush on Ruby, or is it just the typical cute girl shenanigans that’s already in this franchise.
>>557974154SEGAAAAA's tits are too huge (and arousing) here.
>>557973967What are you doing here?
>>557974124>>Better in every wayshe's not. she's basically a sidegrade that trades power bonus for skill point bonus>God tier hints and goldfor pace only
>>557972653My litmus test to find an artist worth following or comissioning is their reaction to loli comissions. Funnily enough most that reject and hate it are furries and literal convicted pedophiles>>557973957My favorite umartist. Even Marvey is perfectHe's too strong...
>>557973767I actually like playing the game.
>>557974154there was one?
>>557973767I can't even reach any of these fags' monthly income with my fans gained so far.>Top botter got 708 million fans>During sprint CM (which is irrelevant because these accounts are exclusively for botting)
>>557973990american chinese food was invented by american chinks and is by and large cooked by them too. authenticityfags love to act as if white people invented general tso's. they don't realize chinese people like that shit too because it's tasty. they made the shit to be tasty.
>>557974039Sorry I didn't know this was /lgbt/ (large gay brown teios)I'll see myself out
>>557974116>Get better aces>Can do other stuff>Completely avoid burnout >Can still play manually whenever you feel like it>High fan counts>Removes the tedium of spark grinding>Better CM results Manualfags will still claim they are better, you are a cuck crippling your account.
>>557974352Yes, it had all the scenes of the christmas event where Christmas was translated to holidays and other retarded shit
You'll pull on Tachyon because of a gaslightSome will pull because they're pacefagsI'll pull for her because she won me a CM and that way I'll repay the favor
>>557974402Good. Bye.
>>557973697It's fine, Kita. You still have Almond Eye
>>557974035you sound upset
>>557974354I hope cygays answer to this is to implement super skip early or start banning them after anni updateBut we know they'll do neither
By the 1st anniversary you should haveSummer MaruzenskyXoguriV. BourbonMLB Kitasan BlackMLB Fine Motionand enough rainbow crystals to MLB Super creekThis is not up for discussionyou knew what was coming 4 years in advance
>>557974517>cucked by his sonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkd2ryKJvqk
>>557974582god I love this dog
>>557974540you fags always shill your shit as duhh meta generalist cardsstfu
>>557974661summer maruzensky is going to reach her expiration date without having been meta in a single CM, so i feel like she should be banned from this video for being a fraud.
>>557974661>Summer Maruzenskynot a frontard>Xogurieither version of fatty is good>V. Bourbonoshi pick>MLB Kitasan Blackyes>MLB Fine Motionlmao>and enough rainbow crystals to MLB Super creekno
>>557974517but Almond Eye has ugly eyes
>>557974354>708 million fans in 1 monthnuke botters already
>>557974838name the best front runner for the next dirt CM
>>557974615They'll probably just ban the blatantly offending accounts instead of razing the clubs and giving everyone in them (the fags getting carats off botters) a week or two vacation under the guise of an "investigation".If the banwave even gets the sweepfags then my posts immediately after are going to be so unhinged I'll make the teio avatar fag look normal as botfags are completely insufferable.
>>557974615>>557974885>Ban botters>All whales and 50% of the playerbase die and we EOSNice solution bwo
>>557974956top gun
>>557974354>708m a month>drops down a cliff down to 430m at #2>37m vs 22m a dayThis is beyond blatant lmao
>>557974971>you can't survive without botters!killing botters has never killed a gacha
Helios, more like Helioser.
>>557971036I double the NovelAI 25$ subscription guy. You will need a month or two to get good at tag usage, but after that it is basically free unlimited porn.
>>557974661>MLB Super creekI'm just waiting for stamina to get scenariocrept where every run ends with 1200, should be in Grand Live. Wit is ever meta though so I'm using my crystals on FM.
>>55797435424 million fans each day? How is it even possible with the amount of to we get each day? Do people actually use carats for refill?
if FGO killed botters, it wouldn't be the #1 gacha today
>>557975057Don't be disingenuous, all buhis bot without them EOS.
>>557974956V bourbon
>sloptards are not OPENLY ADVERTISING SUBSCIPTION SERVICESPAY AN AD HOLY FUCK this is pathetic
>>557973967>>557970867>>557971667>>557972467>>557973767
>>557974582best artist
>>557973613VF gives okay advice but usually frames it in a stupid way or just giggles with his dickriders
Happy birthday to this dog
>turfFUUUUUUCJKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>557975148FGO also isn't a PvPvE title with a highly competitive component that decides how much premium currency you get for free you mentally ill redtard.Killing botters does NOTHING for FGO, while it would heavily improve the PvP aspect of Uma.
>>557975181>ESLPay an english tutor.
>>557974956SuzukaTotal front death
>>557975238BASED>>557975270Cute choices of imagery>Turned 20th 13 minutes ago>Been the 20th in JP for over 8 hoursBit late innit?
>>557975326botting does nothing to change the spark odds though, a luckshitter can end up getting a 3 Pow / 3 Mile parent in his first manual run and be in a much better position than a botter on his 400th run with nothing but 1* Guts garbage
>>557975138Top clubs get 4500 carats or 450 runs a month which, at a "reasonable" 0.6m per fans would be an extra 270m per month, with every day's dailies giving you 7 runs or 210 total.>Do people actually use carats for refill?Not like the account is used for anything else.
>>557975463>Severe lack of reading comprehensionI never said a thing about sparks, you autistic botting faggot, I'm talking about fan farming obviously, THE THING WE'RE TALKING ABOUT because someone posted the top 10 clubs.
>>557975448Still the 19th over here
>>557975138>Do people actually use carats for refill?fanrun/parent career pays for itself, especially with MLB Fuku you just spam graded races and get million fans, billion affinities while getting your carats back
If Oguri was real and left under your care would you see her as your daughter or a member of the opposite sex?
>>557975138bot accounts like that would cost quite a bit of money to run, yeah, but to these fags it's "worth it" to be at the top i guessalso i guess you could split the running costs for a few bots between the other nearly 30 members of the club and it might pay for itself
>>557971021The clothes ruffles add so much flavor to these.
>>557975463nta but when he meant "HIGHLY COMPETITIVE COMPONENT" he meant the monthly rewards.
>>557974956Xoguri.Moxie as the trigger for her unique.
I find the conversation around botting to be really stupid>NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T PLAY THE GAME AN EASIER AND SMARTER WAY THAT'S NOT ALLOWED AND ITS NOT FAIRIt literally doesn't matter and doesn't affect you in any way you can't police how other people play games
>>557975587Once again, you overstate the advantage of botted clubs. They only get 4-5 more rolls per month. That's nothing when it comes to rolling on multiple key banners
>>557975654even if you might not have the budget(time) to do high quality animations, sound is key and HAS to be done, easiest anyway.
>>557975631>daughterwhy would I do that?
>>557975732But it does affect people because they can just automate and not have to actually do the work everyone else who's trying to rank their clubs are?
>>557975760for each member, including the bots to use as borrow slaves
>>557975732They're not playing the game
>ok so what if it affects this competitive component, you're overreacting
>>557975631A daughter is a member of the opposite sex, anyway I would romance her, impregnate her and then die tragically in a car crash a few weeks before she gives birth.
>>557975732it's directly cheating though because more fans = more club rewards and it's zero-sum
>>557973331Both. Though from my experience the JP ones have more of the defeatist mentality but still as menhera, if not more, as my western friends. What does this mean? JP friends will most of the time consider deactivating their main accounts first meanwhile western ones will block anyone they don't like AFTER making a post about them.
>acktually botting is based and RIGHTOUS because it helps me MAKE FREE MONEY easier than normal people can
>>557975760>Once again, you overstate the advantage of botted clubs. They only get 4-5 more rolls per month. That's nothing when it comes to rolling on multiple key bannersTo the indonesian botter that lives paycheck to paycheck that is actually a hefty sum.
>>557970694This is all the censorship cases I have so farfeel free to contribute or recommend any changeshttps://pastebin.com/zqEiQeFz
If Cygames actually added career auto and spark locking/rerolling none of this shitposting would even matter
>Autocareer:D>SweepyD:
>>557975732If everyone is botting... no one is...
>Join Eden!>Use sweepy!
>>557976103>Japanese thing:D>Chinese thingD:
Daughtercucks deserve to be brutally beaten for being such effeminate fucks
>>557976103Exactly. Glad you understand.
>>557975293this is literally a top tier turf falco grandparent
>>557975631daughter is what i might call the umas i don't like enough to mate with
>>557975293>complaining about 3 power 3 turf 2 groundworkDIE DIE DIE
>>557976103>Thing that gives mediocre sparksD;>Thing that takes your IP and sells it to secret schizo discrods:D
>>557976198Shakur is my daughter
>>557976083we aren't talking about spark farming retardauto career can't do optimized maruzensky fan runs like an actual bot can
>>557975732botting is totally cheating in this game if it isn't available for everyone. Botters have more fans, so they get better club rewards and they do more runs, so they have a bigger chance to get better sparks for better parenting
You are thinking like a black person. You have the same intelligence as a monkey.
>>557975631Every time I try to explain why she behaves like a child not a woman I realize I'm just describing a woman so I don't really have an answer but the end result is I'm not attracted to oguri.
>>557975631Ulala is what I'd call a daughter, and YET I'd still fuck her if she came onto me.None of these creatures are my actual family (blood), meaning the best they can be is "sister from another mother", which means I'm going to fuck the shit out of them if they're cute/sexy enough.>>557976284>thing that gives jack shit:D>thing that I made up in my head for clickbait while using oguriNTRD:
>>557976331I dont give a fuck nigger, kill yourself
3rd party tools have made every game better.>Skyrimloverslab>Kotordeadlystream>umagametora and now umaguideIt's time to realize just how great we have it. I remember my grandpa telling me how there was no guide to play tetris when he was alive
>>557976458meltdown
>>557976424>thing that I made upSure, that's why there was that commit coment aknowledging the ip grabber.
Why are so many umas fat? I thought they were athletes
How come no one seethes at hakuraku which is also cheating too but throws a melty the moment someone mentions botting
>>557976458>get his ass blown out>instantly starts becoming racist and screaming like a childLMAO meltdown time>>557976507>now let me point out this thing that some tranny did MONTHS ago before the project was taken over by a fellow /uma/ playerlmao keep seething
>>557976284Imagine being a grown ass uma and losing a race to the pink runt
>>557975732nigga you play an fps game, and someone kills you the moment you peek a corner because they're spinning like crazy with aimbot, do you like when that happens? NO!!!!!!!!YOU ARE USING EXTERNAL SOFTWARE TO GAIN AN UNFAIR ADVANTAGE!!!!!! IT'S CALLED CHEATING!!!!!!!!!! IT'S AGAINST TOS AND YOU WILL GET BANNED!!!!!!!!!!!
>>557975631I cannot find that retard attractive.
>>557976507nta but the commit is open you know. You can just screenshot and show it to us.
>suddenly wojakthe state of this gen is depressing
>>557975848 >>557975887 >>557975978 >>557976114 >>557976351>Hey I know all about the benefits that botting does for me as a player>I'm just not gonna do it! Despite knowing about it.Explain this, you can't call it unfair when you are given the chance to be a botchad.
>>557976587If we seethe at hakuraku we should at the mechanics doc, which got most of its information from datamining, which is also against the terms of service. We should ban knowing anything about how the game works immediately.
>>557976483>loverslabGooner garbage>deadlystreamWhat a random thing to mention, also that's a forum not a tool you mongoloid NTR tard>gametoraGlorified Wikipedia>AND NOW UMAGUIDEFUCK I FELL FOR THE BAIT
>It literally doesn't matter and doesn't affect you in any way you can't police how other people play gameslet's ignore the carats that pay out every month to the clankers. and ignore the superior sparks they have to work with thanks to sheer numbers of attempts.
>>557976602that's not the banned message
go ahead, tell your trainee you cheated
>>557976689>Everyone else is cheating I should tooRetarded fuck.
>>557976598good thing that never happened
>>557976284It's funny how Rice is so small yet her stamina is something that exceeds Tenno Sho
If your friends all jumped off the ToS bridge, would you jump too?
>>557976723Exactly so why the double standard?
Cheating is bad
>>557976745I cheated on Mayano with Light Hello
Test
>>557976745JOKES ON YOU, WHORE! All I have to do is tell my punny wife a dad joke, then she'll laugh and we have sweaty sex.>>557976815It's 2020+6, having double standards is EXTREMELY based and correct-sided.
>>557976807I don't have friends but I would jump off a bridge
>>557976779Babymaking
>Click the event, prompt telling me to download the story audio and stuff>Put that off because I don't feel like reading through it nor do I want to skip it>End a career>Get prompt telling me that I've unlocked chapter 8 of the event>Click it>Skips the story prompt>Jordan gives me a full card on the 17th spinThanks for reading
Sweepydev should just delete sweepy to prevent the whole issue.
They never even banned botters besides a top 24/7 botting chink club in /jp/. In fact the Chinese bot is still being used even with the official auto implemented to this day. What makes you think they’ll put in the effort for the second class server and ban anyone besides probably Eden lmao?
>>557977001sweepytoshi is literally one of us, and an openAI vibecoder
>>557976961this also never happened, she died a grumpy virgin just like all of us will
>>557976742what is it then
>>557977003eden getting banned would be huge actually they have like 7 clubs in the top10
>>557976815I don't see how Hakuraku gives you an unfair advantage, but if that's true, then people aren't angry about it because they don't know, not because they are fine with it
>>557977085he's probably a spy from China working deep cover in openAI
It's funny how they ignore the IP Grabber mention and change the topic toward a "moral" thing
>>557977085I know that's why I said it, botting discourse is destroying the peace
>>557977145Well that’s the thing it’s not accessible to everyone and it also messes directly with the game files since you need to also use hachimi with it so yes it is objectively cheating still
>>557977157Wouldn't be shocking, explains why he's working on chinese code... HE UNDERSTANDS EVERYTHING, WHICH IS WHY HE REFUSES TO FIX THE CHINESE CARD NAMES!!
>>557976745I want Mayano to glare at me like this
>>557977105it's "access to your account has been restricted""some features" means you can still use the account and I'm sure it's just the message you get by setting a purchase limit or something
>>557975150>implying buhis will leave because muh botsLmao you're even more stupid than them
>>557976043>password needed
>>557977276>he will have sex with me if i win races!The two is literally not related.
>>557977136That’s the most that will happen since they bot 24/7 I think. Either way everyone else using it normally still won’t get hit
>>557977206>It's OBJECTIVELY cheatingIt's LITERALLY not, it's subjective at BEST.Does it modify CODE(!) in real time? Yes, of course. Does it do anything harmful gameplay with it it? No, nothing, all it does is change resolution, FPS(speed) and the text, it doesn't touch gameplay at all, as that would result in literal cheating.
>>557976903Good idea, she's lowkey a giant slut.
What does VF think about botting?
>>557976602Unfair advantage, sure. But that unfair advantage is just with playing the game for you in hopes of hitting that sparks which you can also still get by playing manually and nothing crazy like with aimbots.It's like saying you're using an unfair advantage by using autoclickers in cookie clicker.
>>557977276>was i only ever your trainee and nothing more?Yes
>JP spamming faggot>Stay Gold faggot (probably the same bigger as above)>Bitching about sweepy for the millionth time All were missing is even more sloptuber discussion and porn spam. This thread is so bad.
>>557977350I thought the password shit was if you wanted to edit it in the future. That's how it was before, Now it should be solved
>>557977206but it doesn't give them an advantage in the gameplay, so they don't care
>>557977314UmaSub? That's what they call the battlepass? Will Global call it Umapass then?
>>557977314well that's clearly for jp and we've never seen it happen to someone in global as far as i'm aware
>>557976689>you can't call it unfair when you are given the chance to be a botchad.
Self-inserters FEAR yurichads
>>557977339>Implying buhis wont leave once their all MLB SSRs, 9/9 plat and all 5 star trainees account are nuked and they have to start from zero
It's up and so is his weighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=512JHepvgfI
>>557977556and that benefits no one, least of all cyjews
>>557977571Buy an ad
>>557977571deserved
>>557977398Shitposting aside. Does /uma/ think VF or other umamusume content sloptubers use bots to farm their sparks or they simply pay/make one of their followers do it for them?
thread will be better in MANT
>>557977474You are the most annoying one here, though. When are you gonna be gone?
>>557977474You hate sexy Umas? are you some kind of faggot?
>>557977483that shit look like the umapass
>yuritards FEAR being pointed out, they can't just sit there living their fetish, they NEED to destroy the opposite while being obnoxious about it>>557977480>png, jpg, webmokay okay...>jfifHUH!?
>>557977474There was already youtuber discussion, keep up anon next bread will be butter.
>>557977556they're not that stupid (well some surely are), they bot on alt accounts in the same club and unless they ban every member of the club they won't be stopped (although it would be pretty funny in eden's case)
>>557977571I don't get it, just be lucky...?it's not that hard
>>557977474SAY NO MORE >>557977571>>557977625>>557977639
>>557977639Generally they are smart so I'm pretty sure they automate everything before competing.
Cheaters used to have pride and lavish in the attention they got. Teleporting around the map, speed hacks, getting unobtainable items, crashing markets with duped currency, etc. Now so called "cheaters" always squirm and whine when they get called out and try to justify themselves and pretend they're not actually cheating because of X reason. Quite sad, really.
>>557977639They absolutely do, but they lie through their teeth about it. They're seeking to portray the image of an expert, and if you reveal that you don't even play the game most of the time, people aren't going to take you seriously.
It's up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4ZMic-OmXU
>>557977398>screncap this question>post on xitter>link on VFcord>screencap the replies>post on /lgbt/>link hereOnly then I'll give you my valuable input.
BUY AN AD YOU DISGUSTING FREAKS
>>557974227Ruby was a hot mare IRL and Helios was always the happiest when he was in races with her. Sadly he never scored with her IRL.
>>557977170It's a stupid thing to bring up because it was done by the previous maintainer of the bot. Current sweepydev is a whole new guy, why would he do it again.
Could this be the bottom 1 thread of all time.
>>557977459does cookie clicker have team trials? champions meeting? a ranking system? any sort of competitive pvp system? DOES IT FUCK
>>557977882>uuum yes please cygaymes don't ban me for using this tool you explicitly forbade but PLEASE let me lick your nipples and pay your bills I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED ITIs all I hear when I see bot apologistsThat said, the obvious solution is to allow for fast mode and proper skip system
>>557977919of course such a great woman is taken
>>557977376Anon it’s literally against ToS so it is cheating... And you need to use it to use hakuraku (and other mods in general as well) which is also cheating because it shows you exact race info you normally wouldn’t be able to directly see otherwise. I use it myself but I personally think it’s kinda delusional to deny what it is
>>557977979There's still no mention of him removing the IP grabber btw
Bros, I turned myself into a table. I was going to ask for help but maybe being here is not so bad.
>>557978119You can literally just see the code yourself…
>sloptuber, male>BUY AN AD>sloptuber, female>I must simp
>>557978024bottom 1 thread oat ong fr fr :pray: :pray: :crying: :wilted_flower:
>>557977919tldw
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>>557978129>toreina table>funny refreshing postfinally, some hope for this god forsaken thread...
>>557978129i want to make nishino flower pregnant in her cute little granny outfit
>>557977919Buy an ad.
>>557978184nta and I also didn't even click the video but"woman noises for the loneliest motherfuckers on the planet"
>>557978119He did, so here's your mention. In fact, he forked a commit from before it was put in, so he didn't have to remove it.
>>557977882you ripped this from northernlion didn't you
it's outhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNgj3ltr6NE
>>557978164It's called reparations, chud
>>557978129Can't wait to get this card MLB. Seems better than Sweepy for my runs.
>>557978129Enjoy the time being alone with the jannytor covering you with his jizz after eating rotten food all over you just for giggles
>>557978239>HE TURNED HIMSELF INTO A TABLE! FUNNY AS SHIT I'VE EVER SEEN!
IT'S UP!!!!https://www.iwara.tv/video/CQQF1GqEhmU1BM/awake
>its out its out its out oits outholy fuck /v/ invasion round 3, thought I escaped this trash when I left that dog shit board
It's uphttps://youtu.be/ROtbmOfiVao?si=mUyraoquMPdRyJgY
I just realized, does /vg/ skip repeating numbers? there aren't even any dubs at allthis is insanity
>>557978129Imagine bending them over the toreina table and impregnating you
Let's just collectively agree to make the current thread better. Have you started your dirt ace farm yet?
>>557977882>>557978296He's right though. Cheaters back then knew what they were doing and they loved pissing people off.
>>557977919what is this
>>557978206If it's such a nothingburger as you paint it botters wouldn't make a big deal out of it
I have a problem with Aoharu that i hoped would fix itself over time but now that we're at the end of its run i find that i really haven't learned how to play this mode properly at all. I reduced myself to trying to find youtube vids of people doing Aoharu turn by turn and im still not able to really adjust my turn choices in a way that improved my high scoreThese umas on the left all have decks that i can reproduce precisely, or these umas even have less LBs in their cards than I do. And throughout the sprint CM period which should be the easiest to make S-rank umas out of with its stat distribution, i still have not managed to make a single S rank after all this time. My highest is like 14.2k It's not about parents, im using the same high-power star count parents everyone else is for thisim just not getting where other people are able to get, even when im trying to get down to granular adjustments that i feel like shouldn't make a 1000+ point difference between me and other people..How do i even start to fix this?
>>557978096Like I said, people only hate cheating when it affects the gameplay, especially in multiplayer games. They don't care if it's just cosmetic changes like mods
>>557978407here's a dub nigga
>>557978362>iwara is back upHOLY shit this is an actual important information. Thank you anon.
>5 turns to cure Slow Metabolismwhat the fuck, Bourbon, how much chocolate did you eat???Is the only way to cure it other than summer recreation the infirmary? Does running races cure it? The run is fucked now, but I'm just wondering.
It'S uP
>>557978429I'm waiting for the breeder's cup scenario to do anything. I've just been reading stories I've missed instead.
>>557978429Hate CMs, hate making aces and parents, so no. Probably going to continue fan farming or making piss basic runs, trying to get S+, or more S uma.
>>557978429Done a hishi amazon run, this is the result.I'm just gonna keep running the same deck and legacies till i get S mile
>>557978365The /v/ threads are more sane than this believe it or not, I think it's actual VF shills, remember that screencap from a week ago.
>>557978365Janny is no longer pretending. He's just straight up deleting uma threads on /v/ so they're here.
>>557978429I'll do a single ace run a day until MANT
>>557978362and so am- >music starts
next bread will be botter
>>557978450
>>557978429i have produced three guts 1* turf 3* ryan parents in a row. this is a lie but it's essentially true.
>>557978463Hard to say without seeing you play biggest issue I see with people is energy management and taking bad turns. sprint was all about high rolling stats, racing on mid turns and keeping energy about half you can always make a decision each turn
Umas for this feel?
>>557978606danchou disapproves of this behavior.
>>557975631Daughter, only because I dont think she's attractiveBelno on the other hand
>>557978570Honestly doesn't matter who's fault it is, people are literally shit posting to worsen the thread for no good reason.>>557978619>not "next butter will be bread"
>>557978362>it's realnow this is good news
>>557978464In this case I would say it affects gameplay because you still get extra and precise information on races you’re not supposed to see vs other people (and by extension competitors like in cm) who don’t use it/don’t know of it. To me that just constitutes as cheating still regardless but I guess people here won’t care
>>557978619It will get deleted then
>>557978450>>557978641>killing her own stamina to proc her uniqueHoly fuck. I love berserker builds in RPGs. That's amazing.
It's crazy that so many good guides are coming out on the same day, at almost the same time. Are people coordinating this behind the scenes?? Oh well anyway here's the latest (and best) one, and it's also the shortest for good measure, because FUCK listening to some loser spread two paragraphs of information over half an hour or whatever:https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MNa1cRL77po
>>557978463S ranks are still highrolls with decks like those (especially that S+). I didn't get my first S rank until I had a second MLB SSR of my own, and even then low rolls still put me at low A+. Those decks are only manageable on speed growth trainees, and those stats would require a lot of cherry popping on the right stats (which doesn't happen most runs). Rank really doesn't mean anything; A+ can best S ranks consistently. A lot of that S comes from high wit, and high wit doesn't do much for you (a couple percent better skill proc rate).
>>557978450high wit toreina build
>>557978619>tmoperatheraped.jpgnext botter will be bred
>>557978450So the unique can actually proc. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlY9DTNZ7zc
>>557978362>iwara is backyeeeeeeeees
>>557978616Listen, I know the shitty edm is terrible but some of these videos got me through tough times so it means a lot to me okay. You just gotta respect it
>>557978463>It's not about parents, im using the same high-power star count parents everyone else is for thisit might be, if they have higher affinity that means better inspirations and that could easily make or break your S rank>im just not getting where other people are able to get, even when im trying to get down to granular adjustments that i feel like shouldn't make a 1000+ point difference between me and other people..it kind of is, though, because the relationship between stats and rating is exponentialin general though in CMs you're seeing ultra high rolls, at some point after grinding aces for a while you get a feel for how well your deck and parents should perform on average and you simply start taking more risks to go even further
>>557978951
You're all retarded
sex with teio
>>557979110
>>557979024PLEASE STOP POSTING THIS SLANDEROUS IMAGE OF MY EMPEROR
2 days and 11 hours till 5th Annihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1P9iuCGlCM
>>557978362do niggas really goon with music
>>557979079Your browsing setup is wrong.
>>557978714Yeah, I agree what’s been happening lately is just pure insanity. I don’t think it’s the /v/ posters they’re pretty good at self-moderating and being on topic. And I doubt it’s VF shills either, since I’m not even sure he or his fanbase really know about /uma/. Honestly, I think we’ve just reached that point where people start trashing the general out of boredom and a need for attention.
>>557978835when evolution skills release, bono's useless gourmand gets turned into a midrace skill that dumps her stamina to give her one of the largest speed boosts in the game. although, the HP condition might have already been removed from her unique by then.
IT'S UP
>>557979212Why does spe look like a porn director on that thumbnail
>>557978835I didn't notice she also had this as well
>>557979212Soon
Ok so this is you and which Uma?
>>557978362finally, some good fucking news
>>557977641Dia will owe me sex until EoS
>>557979239looks good to me
>>557977639Normally I'd disagree IF the game is an actual skill based game but umamusume is pretty much RNG all over and I can't fathom the idea that he has the perfect sparks on his own umas all the while playing on JP.
>>557979247What else is there to do? It's an inherently boring game. It would be unnatural for it to have good threads.
>>557979212I hope JPbros get an amazing anni because we'll eventually see it too
>>557978323>Enjoy the time being alone with the jannytor covering you with his jizz after eating rotten food all over you just for gigglesYou monster.joke's done
mein torena... bourbon... bourbon did not appear in the 10 pull...
>>557977639No but they have first picks since they have an active community that will give them parent suggestions on request. Like VF just followed a member's VBourbon they just made that will be popular
>>557978307Gold City bukkake.
>>557979212I hope we can finally get Contrail…
>>557979524>Two NEW three starsEXPLODE
Guess today I'll be iwara training myself it's been a while.
>>557979437It says Umazing Special, maybe they'll have a surprise for global too, or maybe it's just a reference to the possible foreign campaign
>>557979598Same.
>>557979665>vistaBASED
if sloptubers bot and they dont get shitcanned does that mean CyGames doesnt give a shit about botters in this context or that they just let the sloptubers slide because they raise the game's salience
>>557979305i wonder how will her career go since the irl horse has all that arab moneymaybe they'll say she's the daughter of a sheikh or some shit and she ends up buying all of tracen academy
If you wife is a mare, you are a top (this is acceptable)If you wife is a stallion, you are a bottom (this is a bad thing)Any questions?
Creek's swinging maestros....
Now that the dust has settled, maybe you can spoonfeed a retard. How do non-oonigger frontrunners compete with ooniggers if they can't bust their Angling? Is there going to be a card coming up that'll save them from being cucked by Suzuka?t. never used frontrunners
>>557979816oh nooo my boywife uma will femdom my ass nyooo how will I survive this night long sex session aaaa save me
>>557979794Content creators usually tell you what not to buy. There's not even a creator's program like other gacha
>>557979816Nope. I'm fine with mommydom.
>>557979816What if my wife is a ningen
>>557979816cute gay horses
>>557979264>Yes, Suzuka keep moving your hips like that, Torena-san on the next scene you have to be rougher and cum inside
I just figured out how to play Unity Cup efficiently and started producing A+ umas now you're telling me we have a new scenario in 2 weeks time?
>>557973557>>557973387Kitasan getting NTRd is hotAnything about Seiun Taiki Flower?
>>557978030>team trials? champions meeting? a ranking system? any sort of competitive pvp system?And? Everything you do on those still need you to train your umas manually and, still, your only use of "unfair advantage" is your own parents. I don't see how unfair it is when in the end RNG can still fuck you over.I don't see how everyone's melting down over sweepy or autorunners when all it does is give you more chances of hitting good parents while doing other things instead of wasting your time manually getting your sparks.You're basically spending good 20~40 minutes doing parent runs and potentially either be rewarded or wasting that time.Even if you do get your own sparks manually wasting all those time, then I wouldn't even praise you or consider that a flex. You're basically rotting yourself away trying to get a spark that can ultimately still be fucked by the RNG in the end.
>>557979916>gooner using actually good artbased>almondfagkinda based>t. never used frontrunnersHYPER based
>>557979916oonige is a psy-op, everyone hyped it up for the last medium CM and front-runners got brutalized by pace chasers and late surgers.
>>557979816What's wrong with being a bottom?
>>557980018 Welcome to global on acceleration
>>557980047Reverse NTR is kino, yuri uma is shit
>>557978407Yes. It skips everything except for zeros.Our gets here actually mean something sometimes.11 22 33 44 55 66 77 88 99 I'll get skipped over. We have 91 posts for every 100 claimed. Your real post number is actually more like 507760351
>>55798012990% of this fucking thread is LITERRAL bottoms
>>557980018There's no way anyone is this shit at the game. Please be a casual flatliner.
How will Cap last throughout Ramadan?
>>557980057Can't believe I'm agreeing with a Teioposter but you're right and even more because cygames themselves will give us the option of autorun in the future.
>>557979916more mid game to overtake. Unless they make the runaway a complete sac then just bring 2 fronts 1 other position
>>557980057>still defending bots with 3 paragraphs of mental gymnasticsYou wouldn't be so adamant in defending yourself if you knew you were doing something that doesn't deserve a ban because the game devs prohibit itIf it's correct it doesn't need that many explanations broBtw botting is still cheating
>>557980018it's just URA with a shop bro, it's not that different you'll get used to it in no time
stop replying to the clanker bait, he's still pretending it's about sparks and not fans
BREAKING NEWS:Danchou is in the Tracen files.
>>557980249oguri is orthodox christian
>>557980249Why would Oguri Cap ram a dam?
>>557980249She won'tMuslims will kill her and eat horse jerky after the fast is over
>>557979916>How do non-oonigger frontrunners compete with ooniggers if they can't bust their Angling?Hope your front wins the early-midrace against the other guy's fronts otherwise you're at a disadvantage.
You now remember the melty /uma/ had over day 1 Unity and new things being new.
>>557980206Oh yeah? Well I got some fucking news for you.100% of people have bottoms
>>557980272I don't see you disagreeing with any of the points I made except for le mental gymnastics, so, I'd consider this as an agreement to my points.
>>557980201Would constructing code to specifically skip post numbers like that even be worth the effort just to avoid GET baiting and spam..
>>557980206I guarantee you that everyone will adjust properly if they had a cute girl hug them for 15 minutes a day
>>557980473WHAT!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO>>557980514Most? Sure. Everyone? LOL
>>557980417She can't though? White Narubi doesn't exist in the franchise
>>557980435kinda crazy how you got a perfect NSM proc and still barely won
>>557980472I remember some people busting their asses to make Unity Aces for the finals and seething
>>557980472I had a melty beacuse I didn't have a usable Riko and didn't get one until 2 weeks ago. It is going to be grim when future scenarios require many copies to work.
You are not inmune to rape
>>557980483>I don't see you disagreeing with any of the points I made Because of all the times fags are crying about the bots it's mostly because they just dont want to use it themselves then cry later on about how bullshit the game's RNG is or some shit. They literally can't refute anything except that it's "cheating" that will get implemented later on.
>>557980725Me in the middle
>>557979247My working theory is that the "VF shills" are just shitposting falseflaggers who know posting his guides or mentioning him is guaranteed (You)'s from anons who promptly have a melty whenever youtubers in general but him in particular are mentioned. It's pathetic.
Even with the autotrainer it honestly is still better to do parent runs manually because the autotrainer kind of is retarded and doesn't usually pick the better skillpoints option and then you get cucked out of extra skills to potentially inherit
>>557980435>xoguris didn't ult
>>557979816if I have a dick I'm always a top
>>557980725me on the left
>>557980472>day 1It took over a week for anons to stop producing slop umas.The best part is that I could see my club pulling 3-4M fans daily on my shitter club trying to crack the code of Unity. Those were fun days.
>>557980472>Competition>Rules of competition change in the middle of competition, on the day before finals>People have 24 hours absent of any context to learn and bang out umas with the rules change that allow stats like a half-grade above what were possible compared to the old rules>Point out how retarded this is>haha someones having a melty
when are we finally getting hatless Golshi?how many years away are we?
>>557980725I would never lose to umanko.
>>557980057Because everyone has a limited resource, which is time. If you use an outside bot, you have an advantage with monthly rewards and a better possibility of getting sparks compared to people who play normally. People don't care if you use auto career when everyone can use it, they care about people gaining resources without putting in the effort everyone else does
>>557980914My counterargument>people CHOSE to rush because they're tryhards and made a problem for themselves
>>5579809420 years bwo
>>557980893ntr is a whoreWHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
>>557980942A couple of months away bwo.
>>557980942.3
>>557980782Okay we can agree on that but ALSO agree there are some unironic shills, remember the one screenshot of his server.
>>557980942L'Arc scenariomaybe 18 months from now?
>>557980978>he thinks he has an option
>>557980942LE FUNNY MEME HORS LOL
>>557980942>>557981071>>557981079>>557981118>literal sexo>make her retarded, unpredictable and violentThe most realistic depiction of a woman here
>>557980472We are on accelerated schedule and the environment is different because japs had to use yeppers, and we didn't. We didn't even know NSM is ultra busted until later.
>>557981082I wouldn't be surprised if there were some unironic shills, but I also wouldn't be surprised if the anon responsible for the screenshot of his discord was just trolling.
>>557981229I keep reading that as NMS and thinking No Man Sky and have to stop myself
>>557981229NSM also got buffed earlier here than it did in JP, right?
>>557981028I refused to be baited into smashing my head in the wall to replace my URA horses with UnityI made one run and realized it would take time to properly digest it and left my aces as they wereI won because luckily the room i was in only had other URA finalists It's still fucking retarded that i could have ended up losing the finals solely because other people had the wherewithal to take advantage of both the rules change and time window
>>557981229I'm going to use Yeppers in MANT!
>>557980249they feast at night. it's just fasting not starving
>>557981202She would totally rape you
When I see arguments about bots and not botting I literally just see it as>others umas are better than mine>was I lacking as a trainer?>no it must be because they're using bots Akin to like how FPS players will accuse anyone of cheating when they lose. I don't even use bots but this timelooped discussion have always been so stupid to see since botters doesn't even do anything different than us other than having their own bot to roll sparks for them. It's advantageous, sure, but I can defeat whales with my own low rating umas so surely I'm defeating botters all the same as well.
>>557981202I wouldn't hate women so much if they were like Gold Ship you're lying.
>>557980575thats like at least a 2 length win though. that's pretty good for a competitive room
>they're not doing MANT research alreadyoh nyo nyo nyooooo
>>557981154I lost to Creek's nursing handjob into paizuri into cowgirl style sex combo..
>>557981202Ironically among all the musume Gold Ship might actually make the best girlfriend of the bunch she paired up with her Toreina if we go by how the IRL horse was
>>557981476>he's doing research>for the sandbox modeLMAO
>>557981382naw i'd rape her first
>>557981549wao
>>557981549
>he wakes up to this
>>557981476>MANT researchbro says it as if you have to look for the grialthere is a tutorial in game what the fuck are you researching on
>>557981476Playing a scenario and trial and erroring to find and understand value is not something that can be easily taught via a sloptuber. I will just play day 1 and be cranking out top tier aces before the end of the week.
Umamusume should be real
>>557981536me irl frfr>>557981549>granny pornholy BASEd
>>557981536more borgar pics>>557981476is MANT not simpler than Aoharu? >Run race>Open shop>Buy thingy>Run race
>>557981549Delete this NOW
>People who couldn't click the up arrows think they're not cooked for the first real scenario
>>557981549>>557981602based
There's nothing wrong with dating a mare
>>557981468Creek mama.. babu babu..
>>557981549>>557981602>>557981694PLEASE GOD LET ME HAVE WONDER ACUTE IN MY LIFE
>>557981468I will let her pamper meI will let her spoil meI will let her feed meI will let her clean my earsI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
FUCK YOU URARAGO TO HELLLOSING TO URARAS WILL BE NORMAL NEXT CM I GUESS
>>557975631Total Oguri Love
>>557981808Nyo.
AIIIEEEEEEEEEE I CLICKED THE WRONG RACE
>>557981694Why do you bite your tongue when you eat burgers? >>557981723
>>557981071doesnt she put the hat back on when doing any other training except stamina
>>557981784Would you use a Wonder Acute credit card?
Is it just me or does it feel like mant is more engaging than unity cup
>>557980782We literally had an anon confess that to us see >>557977803 >>557821063
>>557981953PLEASE
>>557981981
Helios would say this after watching too much instagram reels
is this real
>Sir, a new vainilla Uma translated doujinshi has hit exhentaihttps://exhentai.org/s/cfb929bfbb/3798559-1
JPnigger spoiling shit as usual
gaslight me what should i do to lose on this cm
>>557982174she truly is argentinian
>>557982154
>>557980986>Because everyone has a limited resource, which is timeNot him but exactly this. Which is why I don't even blame botters anymore after experiencing how harsh parent farming can be and how I almost burned out trying to farm a fucking simple 2* mile sparks that I didn't get over 30++++++ times. Heck, if I don't love my account then I am definitely sure that I would be using hachimi and sweepy.
>>557982067it will feel that way at first but then you'll have it on autopilot just like unity within a month
global nigger being a spoil sport as usual
>>557981651Actually knowing what to do makes the scenario easier. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4czYN3Sgrs
>>557982210literally me
>>557982271Wit max with turf S
how to build valentine burbongive me deck examples.
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>>557982368>JP upgraded MANTdisregarded
>>557982257Oh no! A JP uma comic!
>>557980249segs
>>557982471Yeah all those JP upgrades we might not have on launch like uhhh consistent juice+cupcake mood application order and uhhhh that's it apart from stat caps
>>557982426Build her for what?
>>557982442I mean she is. They call her the big 3 but it doesn't matter if you dont care to make a another front
>>557982271make sure to get your turf affinity up for the early race where the track is turf.
>>557982368>>557982442Buy an ad.>>557982492>>557982178>posting it twice
>>557981525Her date event is one of my favorites. She acts like an actual girlfriend and not a cancerous prank youtuber
>>557982123truly the soul of 4chan, like link relatedhttps://streamable.com/zp1kjf
>>557982368Considering you're using an Oguri Smile image, I'll assume you're shitposting, BUT, are there actual /uma/dacchis who watch sloptubers or guides BEFORE the scenario so they'll "learn" and "understand" it?I mean, I played Aoharu the first day it came out and even then I was able to grasp how to play it, and by my 3rd try/borrow, I was able to produce an ace that actually made me win my CM that time. I think all those 3 tries I tried fighting the A rank team and won twice only losing during my 1st try. I didn't know it was better going 2-1-1-1.
>>557978953>>557979287this woman is the best torena
>>557982543when do we start getting higher stat caps? also what the fuck are we suppose to use support points on if we get the automatic upgrades to cards
>>557982442Actually Valentine Bourbon is just for lazy fucks, everyone here knows making groundwork thh front still isnt an easy win.
>>557982553thats the next questionwhat do i build her for? medium? long? mile?
February Stakes field and gate draw are out
>>557982290>argentinian>her skin is fair>she's a woman>she's not a trapNah
>>557982757Grand Live is the first new scenario with higher stat caps, and they adjust old scenario stats caps around its launch too.
>>557982814Let’s gooo Dabu-chan
>orange friendship in junior year>finally shows up in march 2 senior yearfuck you tazuna
>>557982757>also what the fuck are we suppose to use support points on if we get the automatic upgrades to cardsSupport points get removed
i become a patreon cuck for the first time everpaid 14 euros for this fucks AI picsspoiler a set has like 6 pictures onlyi feel ripped off
>>557982793Whatever you want. She can do anything.
>>557982747I've had to go 2-2-1-1 four times out of five careers, if not more. Is it just being risky on the first two Unity races? I don't like to select the top option unless there's three double circles and at least one hollow circle, usually two hollow circles
>>557982712This, but I don't "leave" to work since I work at home. I get to work, shitpost, masturbate and contemplate suicide all in my goon cave.
bakupits bakupitsbaku pi pits
>>557982747Its best for casuals that do like 1-2 runs per day. Im not playing 3 or more careers a day especially with Trackblazer holy fuck Cyjews that would be like 3-5 hours go to hell if they give us Trackblazer without some QoL
>>557982747Global players are mostly tryhards and the same goes for our anons so I'm assuming they did watch guides for aoharu and doing the same for MANT, I wouldn't though because I love playing blind the first times.
>>557982960echoing_fuck.wav
>>557983000
>>557982793That's up to you. Her rank at every distance is good enough that you can make her work with enough sparks.Dirt's the only real pain in the ass because raising someone from G to A needs a ton of sparks on both sides and luck.
>>557982984anon...are you not using pal or scenario link cards?
>>557982979ok give me medium deck for her then
>>557982984Just…check your team ranks. You can do that from the edit team screen.
>>557983000GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
>>557982814Any Kitasan foals?
How much longer do I need to wait before being able to cuck my trainee with 6 different women?
>>557982984I risked everything during my early playthroughs and found myself winning most of them but sadly I think my first aoharu was a lose against Zenith
>>557982969Was this slop account not on kemono? Either way, I'm disappointed in you.
>Dirt S in classic yearThis run is about to crash so hard I'll want to do a flip off the school rooftop
>>557982492>>557982178>so fast that the basin didn't even overflowworld record quickie speed
>>557983213you're probably gonna job Tenno Spring
>>557982969>paying for slopNot even a soulful scam
>>557977625To be fair he ran non meta umas
>>557983132number 14, Wilson Tesoro
>>557983048>>557983110>>557983124
>>557983060no, not usually. I got 0 Riko on the free 100 pulls, 0 Riko (SSR and R) on 200 Kitasan pulls, and one (1) R Riko on the Fuku pulls, so I have a lvl 20 R Riko, which is pretty shitty, if I were going to use pal card my mlb Aoi would be better. That's probably weakening my Aoharu runs, since I'm usually borrowing Finemo, especially for short distance tracks like Capricorn and Aquarius. Can't be helped, I guess.
>>557983179it was ??? fuck mei was desperate since i could not finish my edging and bought with my dickwell its not much but it wasnt worth itthe sets suck
>>557983213you'd better watch out for that 4 double circles Unity final. Give me my (You) in 20 minutes.
>>557982969>didn't check on kemono first
>>557983000Makween LOVES the bitter drink, and so will my other umas.
>>557982757Support points were removed and everyone got retroactively refunded in money. They also added several expensive items to the shop because many people had over 100M and needed something to spend it on
>>557983132Wilson Tesoro. He narrowly lost to W Heart Bond in the Champions Cup last year. Has yet to win a G1 but hopefully he can finally do so this year
>>557983372is this the quality of what you paid for? you could slop this yourself in five seconds
>>557983383i dont understand kemonothe sets i was were uploaded and commened by the orginal artistsits more like a teaser often than the whole thing
>Teiofag is fucking retardedmany such cases
>>557983370hate to break it to you but you've been seriously gimping all of your runs because training facility is tied to team level and if you have to do two second tier races on most of your runs you are way behind the curve
>>557982747The only one I watched was witgod's and iirc he uploaded late so I had the royalty of being able to play clueless and blind the first few times. It was a very refreshing experience and the most fun I had in umamusume in a while but mostly because the story was engaging and the new mechanics are fun to understand, fun to watch like with the team races, and your rivals are actually strong that time around.I don't have any hopes for MANT when I heard that it DOES NOT have a story at all.
>>557981549>facesitting footjob while she wears steamy pantyhosefor some reason when i ask my wife to do this she thinks its impossible or that i would die or something under her weight. this is why umas are better.
Here is an advice that isn't a gaslight.Special priority is much more important than Race bonus. We don't have the same training mechanic as Aoharu that levels up all training facilities is we get a higher team rank. You will have to keep on training the same facilities to get better rainbow stats.Also since each career run is longer, don't rely too much on agemasen chain events. So yeah fine motion will be very inconsistent.
