Previous: >>557927907>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Mihono Bourbon (3* alt), Eishin Flash (3* alt), Sakura Chiyono O (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: Nishino Flower (Wit), Sakura Bakushin O (Guts), SSR Riko Kashimoto (Pal), SSR Tazuna Hayakawa (Pal)Current CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mMain Story Chapter 5 is out02/13 - 02/19 - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Valentine Taiki Shuttle (3*), Valentine Sounds of Earth (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru, SSR Neo UniverseNew Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
>>557944807I've been deploying some SR cards, my speed deck looks like2-dupes Creek, MLB bed prankster Sweep, 2-dupes morning Eishin Flash, MLB party Helios, MLB wit Daiwa>>557944927Riko?
Results from the previous room
>>557945331Haha...
Ay caramba!
Digitan LOVE
>>557945959Why is Eishin Flash flat in her summer outfit while Silence Suzuka got massive tiddies?
>>557941958should I make parents in URA or Unity Cup?
>>557946148
>>557946214you mean to tell me you had that too and Seiun Sky STILL fucked you?! goddamn your run was cursed
>>557946219El Grande... Americano...
>>557946218WRONG IMAGE
https://youtu.be/9qorHv6kbuw?si=DNexoatMTbgmxrYd
Teio LOVENature HATE
Today I learned that Shakur has less graded wins than the Canopus OGs (Turbo, Mambo, Nature, Ikuno)She however has two graded wins over the new Canopus members (Royce, Earth) who both have a combined graded wins total of 0
Shouldn't we just use /umaJP/? Last thread had like 60% JP posting
>>557946425ohhhhhh to be under that table...
Will pulling on a gacha banner break my fast
>>557946219>>557946141
>>557946389I think you should only deploy Helios on mile, like this dirt mile CM. She can be subsituted with Marvelous Sunday wit elsewhere.
spam training pasa is driving me insane. everytime i look at her on the screen where you pick your training she's got one hand under her chin like smug pepe. then she comes in 5th in some dogshit easy G1. I HATE YOU PASA JUST GIVE ME DIRT SPARKS REEE
>wake up>see thisWhat do?
>>557943695
Tachyon Wife
>>557946463taking into account the shape of her teeth, shouldn't that thing Shakur is doing be painful?
all uma will die on MANTblazer every single leg will be broken to earn points
round
>>557946724Say good morning while trying to hide my morning wood.
>>557946862I think you mean Maruzensky Oguri Grass and El
>>557946724>creek wore pantyhose todayshe's zeroing in on my fetishes. this cant be good.
>>557946681That is an incorporeal entity. He is not bound to our world and does what he pleases.
>>557946862>peta predicted mant
>>557946724go for another round
>>557946862I love Goldshi's intense 'HAAAAAAAAAA?', I think she's the only uma that explodes like that
>>557946847She's fun
>>557946862I do what must be done
>>557946983yeah the zoomed in pasaposter scares me.
>>557946879SPHERICAL!
No I just do drugs.
19 power or 21 wit on finale here?Taking the lead did not even proc but she is dirt S so I might have stop here.
She's so fucking cute, bwosI think I might make my very first front for the next CM (not the d*rt one)
>>557947191Train power so you go over 600 stamina
>>557946463still a better winrate than sirius lmaoooooooooooooooooooo
>>557947191power for the extra stamina
>>557947191wtf some guy on /v/ has your exact same stats and question
>>557947191How many dirt sparks are you running?
>>557947234I always read her unique as "Operation CaoCao"
>>557947191You get +30 on all stats at the end of URA so press wit
>>557947191Power
>>557947248>>557947297Riko + finale gonna push it pass 600 anyway.I am worry about being witlet but I am not sure being sole runaway need it that high or not>>55794734210. Started training since sprint CM started and this is the first one that got double(triple) dirt proc
>>557947234she's so cute bros
>>557947234umas are so fucking strong
>>557947074Very cute and lovely
>>557947487Deck? Wonder if I could do that........
>>557947487oh well if oopige then it doesn't matter since she instantly dies if spot struggling anyway
>>557947487extra stam will do you well since you're likely to get fucked by other front runners
>>557947638Stamina does not matter to onige after passing threshold2 onige = dead.
>>557947687It's a dirt CM the odds of a double Suzuka are so low it's a non issue
>>557947727nta but i'm pretty sure she won't spot struggle with a regular FR
>>557947234>the giant chocolate says Trainer on itd-doushio!?
>>557947763Correct.Gets worse when we get more oonige but until then
>>557947763He said he didn't get TTL so he could get spot struggled by these evil Falcos that ult out of the gate.
I kind of want Tamamo Cross hearing that she's a poorfag. Is her story and career better than the edgelord in CG?
>>557947841So much better
I couldn't cure slow metabolism..
>>557947948Holy FIXED
>>557947191How much SP does power give? I'd still hit wit there.
cafe pantyhose
>>557947991she's pregnant
>>557947948I am going to kill you
>>557947948holy RUINED
>get fast learning>maruzensky for no reason in particularThis hag is going to kill me.
>>557947991How'll she look without the belt? Even BIGger?
>>557947948drejo kinda feels the same
>>557947948>The frumpy book nerd turns into a giga stacy once you remove her glassesI love this cliche
>>557947948Biwa has NTRbait eyes...
>>557947487>>55794719110 SPARKS? Holy highroll, i keep getting Bs with 16. I'd actually go wit there because its horrible.
>>557948216Hi I'm Kids
do you think in umaworld there are men's train cars where umas aren't allowed in?
/v/ is making fun of us again... >>>/v/733376794
>>557946320Mommy...
>>557947948Hayahide seems to be at a very Chinese time in her life
>>557947991She's pregnant, bro. You did it!
Nooo.Should I drop straightaways and get Victoria or spend the rest of points to get double circle?
>>557947948I would follow her through the depths of hell.
>>557948376anyone running dirt suzuka is a stupid nigger to be fair
>>557948376Our flashbanger >>>/v/733375516
Wao
>>557948675HEADS UP CHUCKLENUTS
>>557948610this is a taiki CM, there will be lots of oonige + taiki wombo combos
>>557948764Taiki is not a Runaway wombo combo
>>557948376They're right, Ooniges can only trigger Spot Struggle against each other
600 stamina was already bad but this dirt Suzuka stuff is even more retarded. all that trouble just to job to pace Oguri like in all 9 previous CMs
Are all sprint cms just fake
only 30k carats. Do I pull for Chiyono who is one of my favs or VBourbon?
>>557949046do you even run frontswhy would you roll for the chocogundam if you don't play frontsif you do, then roll for her
>>557949046only pull for Chiyono if you like licking armpits
>>557948913so is hakuraku lying?I believe the race mechanics pdf but I've also tested it ingame and runaway suzuka does spot struggle against seiun skys
>tfw ur black uma was actually just dark brown
>>557948913I distinctly remember some random regular niges, who were loaded with early start type of skills, spot struggling my Suzuka in early-ish race during the Scorpio.
>Dirt A after a few more runs>No corner recovery for haruten because Kitasan is a BITCH528 stam, preferred position and a dream that Rice and Creek kill themselves somehow
Fuck itCyge isn't banning for shitI'm going to bot parentfarmingAny suggestions?I'll still do the aces but fuck parent farming
>>557948913im pretty sure thats not true but i have no proof. ive run oonige suzuka a few times and i can distinctly remember getting spot struggled by maruzenskies... i think...
...hehe...
>>557949202Nice gaslight, if you really wanted to try this you would've made a dummy runaway suzua with one or no early skills to see if she does spot struggle with fronts. Why would you test this by bringing more than one runaway suzuka?
why the fuck are we mirroring the /v/ thread
i will NOT fall for sweepy's propaganda
i used sweepy once and got banned
>>557949216>spechud sired one of the blackest niggas
>>557949308Wooooooooo
https://poal.me/iyu6nqhttps://poal.me/iyu6nqhttps://poal.me/iyu6nq
Am I weirdo for thinking that Umas are the most attractive when they've got their war face on?
>>557948376I see nothing wrong with disingenuous questions getting disingenuous answers.
the power of friendship!
every time you do a front El run an angel loses its wings
>>557949635ch*stnuts are the nigga equivalent in horse
>>557949202Weird, how are they spot struggling if they aren't fighting for first place? I thought it was a mechanic for only that spot
>>557949635It's okay, she's one of the few good ones.
>>557949046Always prioritize faves over meta. Even the gaslight sloptubers say that.
>>557949216I like chestnuts
>>557949635>toursist thinks spechad is racist against blacks and not chestunts
>>557949765determination is attractive on both genders
>>557949216chestnut supremacy
>>557949719I kept wondering how the fuck does one love swinging maestro so much he brings both creek and rice supports. But you were talking about the racers.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SOMEBODY HELP MEEEEEE
I still haven't made an Aquarius ace yet
>>557949959That's their biggest gaslight tho
>>557950094plenty of time left
Mama... Just raped an Uma...Put my dick inside her uma pussyShot my load now she's pregnant
>>557949539I couldn't even get sweepy to work (I'm probably retarded) so I had to use another one but the dev doesn't update the cards for fuck all
>>557949960i'd nut on her chest
>>557950082You can't resist
My parent lines are all messed up. My Oguri parent borrow has an Oguri grandparent. My 5*Dirt and 3*Mile parent has Digitan as a Grandparent. It’s all just so tiresome.
>>557949961my dog knight
Special FRAUD (2/3 chestnuts btw)
>>557950094i still haven't made an Aquarius parent yet
>>557950280why would you ever interbreed umas like that
>finally got 2* Dirt spark with 1* Groundwork and 2* URA with some other front sparks as well>1* GutsLe sigh.
do I get 1200 if I win this dice roll
>>557950082run toward where there's turf, Falco isn't good at running on that terrain
>>557950397They’re the only Dirters with decent affinity if you’re not building a front.
>>557950378I made Aquarius Aces without making Aquarius parents
>>557950447You're fucked
>>557950447No, somewhere around 1190.
>>557950372>made the two horses spechud hated the most irl her friends in UmalandWhat did Cygames mean by this?
>>557949487I made that to prove that 3 suzukas could spot struggle but then got those weird resultsBut I tested now 10 few runs with a single runaway and she doesn't spot struggleI guess maybe she was spot struggling with other suzukas but it didn't show in the same groupvery weird, maybe it was my fault
1500 carats in the wallet? Yep, they're going into a banner immediately
>>557950581Don’t. Bad. Save.
>>557950581I just tell myself I'll drink one less 30 rack this week when I do that
8 dirt but at what cost
>>557950483AIEEEEE she took 10 turf sparks....
>>557950535>>557950521this is so gaymaruzensky just took my S+ virginity too btw
>>557950581>he doesn't wait to have at least 30K carats
>>557950575>I guess maybe she was spot struggling with other suzukas but it didn't show in the same groupi'm not familiar with hakuraku, but are you saying that the suzukas in front were also spot struggling, just that hakuraku didn't group them together? seems like it's just a hakuraku bug then
>>557950701You need to think: what are you really using the dirt sparks for? If you're mutating Suzuka, it might be worth it. Dirt S is worth how many power sparks? But if you're running someone with E+ dirt, probably not even worth going for your own pure dirt parents.
Cute new Gaia Force merchhttps://x.com/netkeibashop/status/2024434853928988948
>>557950575Nice, no problem. It's good to have someone researching and posting about it to verify how it works
>>557950845Deck?
>>557950920I remember in at least one case the two other suzukas were spot struggling but a few frames later
>>557950845I FUCKING FORGOT TO BUY 777FUCKING KILL ME AND THROW ME IN A DITCHI'M SO RETARDED
>>557951009Meh, you were missing Groundwork and S aptitudes anyway.
Mambo!
>small penis>womanlet>poor>stupid looking head tassel>hick accent>not intelligent What's the appeal for Tamamo?
>>557950845I wish Maruzensky takes my virginty too, but not just the S+'s one.
>>557951009Rudolph would literally never do this
mambo
>>557951123You just listed them though?
>>557950935yeah Gaia Force
>>557951070can't do groundwork with my current setup, the gamble was overtaking midrace but I guess I'm back in the mines trying to get this highroll again>>557950978pic related
>>557951123she's so me coded fr fr
What's the appeal of King?What's the appeal of Ardan?What's the appeal of Crown?
>>557951123
tama is being erased
>Need to lottery groundwork for 1k wit or not worth using front running.I might pull on fine mo card...
>digitan only has 7 goal racesIs this the lowest number possible?
>play spechud career>it is, no joke, 90% about her eating like a fat fuck with barely any interaction with the rest of the cast besides a brief segment with seiun sky
>>557951353Mambo
>>557951353I can give you two reasons
Does anyone else consider suicide after getting beyond soulcrushed by the capricorn finals result?
>>557951381
>>557950996>two other suzukas were spot struggling but a few frames laterthis is just a schizo theory but i wonder if the overtaking uma enters spot struggle earlier and thus begins accelerating earlier to prevent the leading uma from instantly escapingi can see hakuraku misinterpreting this data when there are multiple groups, mistakenly assigning the momentarily solo spot struggler of the second group to the first group
>>557951502but I won group B
>>557951123>small penis so I won't get jealous>womanlet so I can tower her>poor so I can save her>stupid looking head tassel I can cum on>hick accent that makes me hard>not intelligent which makes her cute and also my equalI wonder
>>557951502No, I must LIVE!
>>557951502no i literally won my first plat with a sovlful pink team and at my peak rn?
>>557951502There is literally nothing that can crush me after the bullshit I had with Leo cup.
>>557950082>falco takes me back to her room then this is what i see
>>557950996>>557951558certainly there is something weird going on because in all three cases of the "solo" suzuka struggler there are two suzukas neck and neck in front of her who ought to be spot struggling as well
>>557951353King is cute but her attitude is shit and that obnoxious laugh will make you cringe. She's a first rate mom to Urara, Kawakami and Team Ascella
>>557951456You have a whole anime for all of those other interactions though
>>557951304Fuku really is the dumbest highroll card
>>557950935
all launch umas are compromised
>>557951353Cute and looks out for haruSex and moneySex
>>557951456and you will get 2 episodes about her in the main story and you will like it
>>557951453you missed placing top 3 in 3 g1s so 10 min
>>557951456So believe it or not there's this anime called Umamusume with multiple seasons and movies and if you happen to watch the first season you'll learn a lot about Special Week and her interactions with other uma
Ask AI which of your three favorite umas you should marry and post results.
>>557951660sweaty HEAVING bosoms
>>557952173>>557951747teio's career isn't this bad THO
>>557951453special week has the fewest required races at 7
>>557952174>'speak' to the abominable intelligenceI shant
>>557951660I love that angle
Soon we will have a new face for the franchise
Nice, now i know who to torture
>>557951453Her only accomplishments are winning a random assortment of G1s and curb stomping Opera. That last one is what made her really stand out.
>>557951453she has to place in 3 additional ones
>>557950082Falco's an umacel so you're safe from being rapedYou WILL have to listen to her singing several hours a day though
>>557952174Jesus christ. Make some friends.
>>557947794I guess the localizers couldn't change the 3D. They kind of went out of their way to scrub out "trainer" from Cafe's story. They even took out all the "Master" from Bourbon's dialogue except for the valentine one in the home screen.
>>557952368yeah, ebayan.
>>557952429kingu is so cute
>>557952368pic EXTREMELY unrelated?
>>557952212My paizuri slave
>>557952174>
>>557952494>No Chinese New Year.>No HORSESLame and conformist-pilled.
>>557952494>Party Dash is still $44.99
>>557952524I thought you were my friends.
>>557952250That's because Teio is the GOAT while Spechud is just a glutton.
>>557952429>>557952680>>557952813There literally was a big sale for it a few weeks(months?) back, shoulda taken the chance... or just ARRRRRRRRR it cuz it's insanely retardedly priced.
>>557952854Don't be friends with retards afraid of a verbose search engine
>>557952429
>>557952680If you say so...https://files.catbox.moe/r5mmax.jpg
let it be known to all of you calling her dicklet that tamamo still has a respectable 9 incher, which is big by ningen standards
300 pieces, rotationhttps://jiggie.fun/umajig3
>>557952250Pasa and Maruzensky have more interaction in their campaign too.But Spe has really only one character trait and its bland on purpose, easier to place her in other things for branding.
>>557952101>>557952464oh yeah I did. So 9 goal races basically
>>557952997
>>557952938It will never be retarded how they bend the knee to jews to this one thing while still actively having the VAs say christmas
>>557953052Son Goku but horse
>>557952494Quality stuff that>>557953120End of the day it's their loss money wise, not being able to capitalize on the biggest holiday of the year.
>>557952997I need you to delete this post.
>>557952997Thank you Tillian
>>557952997I need Seiun Sky in my life
How many umas are futas?
>>557952997>https://files.catbox.moe/r5mmax.jpg
>>557953569None of them
>>557953569depends if you are biologically female
How many umas are gay?
>>557953606
> Using Inari One SR to get winter hint on the upcoming dirt cm> I'm missing 1 card to max it and it gives a +1 power bonus> I have a crystal but I wanted to save it for Ayabe SRFug
>>557953757see >>557953730
my kingu would NEVER
There's only one King!
how to build burbon?
>>557953757Females can't be gay. Some are bisexual. Actually, all females are bisexual to some degree. Being in what is basically a girls only boarding school just emphasizes that aspect. It goes away after graduation for most females.
I only realized after wasting 30k, whats the point if I can never win the early race on a frontrunner...?
>>557953989Bwo she literally comes with everything...
>>557954018Didn't know Andrew Tate visited this board, thought he was too gay to enjoy cute horses
>>557952997>not horse penissloppers can't get anything right.
>>557954080She comes with everything?Even my tiny dicky wicky?
KAWAII
>>557950920>>557949202I'm late but spot struggle info is directly from the server, so in any case the question would be "why is it like this" and not "why is hakuraku showing it like this".
>>557954291honse sex
>>557954118The only Tate I look up to is John T. Tate.
>>557951502I considered uninstall, but then got both valentines girsl for 20 tickets, so I am good now.
>>557947234Wait they even censor the ult animations now?
>>557954789We don't call them "Cyjews" for nothing
>>557952997This should disgust me but I'm hard.
fuck groundwork i can get it from gps
Fufufufufufufufufu
>>557954789Who do I blame? Cyjews or trannylators?
>>557952997Only reason I find this hot is because the thought of impregnating Sky in a full fating press while dumping bucks inside her makes me diamonds
I look like this
>>557955104
>>557955218that's how they get you
>>557954789hhhmm bro saying master is problematic, think about all our african american brothers and sisters who suffered from slavery, we have to repent
>>557952997I hate that this got me hard and I have to fap now. Fuck you and post more.
>>557954861I have news for you sis...
>>557954789are you serious, it says Master in JP? lmaoi dunno though, having it say Trainer is kinda cuter...
>>557952997>struggling on nofap>come to my comfy uma thread>see thisfuck you. i hate that i like futa.
my kingu is NOT futa but if she was then she would be first-rate
>>557954789oh God its another Christmas again...
>>557955319Yes, how dare those Americans free them enslaved negroes imprisoned and sold by their African ownersMaster is such a racist and problematic word! That has no place in a Japanese horsegirl racing game
Thats me patting my orange
umamusume?
>>557954353presumably the server only tells you which umas are spot struggling and hakuraku has to figure out the groups
futa is gaylike, gayer than traps
>>557954789pathetic
>>557955642That's where your pity money goes toThank you for supporting Umamusume
I don't appreciate that fan art where all the weaker Umas gang up on Brian, just because they are jealous
>>557954789ummmm what does she say if your trainer is a girl though?
>>557954789i'm glad i never spent a dime on this
I keep failing haruten on Sei parent runs
Nobody actually likes Brian. Maybe some females do.
>>557955842You'd rather weaker men gangbang her?I'm fine with both desu
>>557955617>2 guys fucking is more gay than 2 girls fucking in an intimidation of straight sex
>incredibly good dirt gold city run going>skimp on stam a little>forget she has the spring tenno sho>fail the runim going to go die now
>>557955927trannee
>>557956029boy umas get really busty after their first kid
>>557951353>What's the appeal of Ardan?I like sickly young ladies who want to push past their limits
>>557956117kek
>>557955947your switch to late? your super creek card for firm conditions hint?
>>557955842My goat doesn't need to do this to win
>>557956117NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THATS NOT WHAT I MEANin maid cafes they say "master" but if youre a girl they say something else, usually something like "princess." what does vbobo say?
>>557956249>Late Seiuncould this work
>>557951353>What's the appeal of Ardan?Make a Wish foundation but it's a cow
>>557956327Does cygames understand how much people want to correct this brat?
>>557956595you are the one getting corrected by her
>>557956492Don't some chicks get off on Butlers calling them master?
>>557956520it does if you have 450+ stam
>>557956249Late was still getting around 8th place but yeah I should probably borrow Creek for insurance
>>557956701i wouldnt know i am simply an enjoyer of maid cafes
>>557956595Maya is a cute well-mannered girl she doesn't need to be corrected for loving her trainer
>>557956564but she's an uma..
>>557956934The only thing that needs correction is her marital status to "married" with "ME"
>>557956963Some Umas are dogs some are cows and some are cats
>>557956934>27 pieces of chikindo umas really
Mayamutantbros, what style for cm10 and is this her wedding or is she grabbing the pilot stick?
cow game
>>557957163>do umas really
>>557957163
>>557957242Mcfat probably drinks 20 of these
>>557955104oh yeah speak math to be me. I love the video on chain odds
>>557957362>image taken moments before toreina bankruptcy
>>557957163Ramadananon...
>>557957362THE RAPED (My Wallet)
>>557957484It's fine I'll send the bill to Tracen
I feel like I missed out on the fundamental umamusume experience by never getting spooked by McQueen...
Bono is a big girl..m
orange
How do I explain to my dancho I accidentally fucked myself and I can't do my runs till tomorrow
>>557957306A fat fuck eats whatever and has no control so Spechud checks out.Oguri is a pro eater.
>>557957570Bro the Umamusume experience is getting spooked by Spe
>>557957543I want to feed tama fried chicken strips like all sexy and stuff
>>557957692Erm what's stopping you...?
>>557957637oreng friends
>>557957692I came to a similar situation once, almost had to sell my medium shoes
>>557957692how?
>>557957692Sell some shoes from your inventory screen
>>557957145I'm going to make Chiyono HOMELESS
>>557957692Just go sell a few hundred yellow shoes from your inventory?
ATTACK of the INU SQUAD
>>557957570Do the sovlful next time you get a choice ticket
>>557957692Use or own parents or use a carat refill for your daily races. NOW CHOOSE!
>>557957818>>557957836You don't understand bro he NEEDS the 9k piss shoes just in case
Does TM Opera O count as orange? What about Mayano Top Gun?
>>557957895TORENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
oh so THAT is why eishin flash career feels so emptyshe is literally alone from her gen in the game
>>557957721Nta I have never been spooked by Teio or Spechud. They only exist in card form
help me understand something bwos the next race has a downhill but a lot of guides say to not learn downhill skills because they arent effectivethen why are there even downhills in the fucking races to begin with?
>>557957904Nyo I'm going to get her the honest way
>>557958030Straight descent is an accel skill, downhill isn't placed where we'd want accel. The uphill is somewhere we'd like accel, so Highlander is useful.
>>557958030The downhill is at an awful position to accelerateDownhill skills work when the slope is in the last leg
>>557958030the downhill is early in the raceso any acceleration is useless unless you have a target speed skill to hit at the very moment too
>had to pity for VBourbon>no Eishen>5 3-stars along the way>4 of them were spooks>there are 29 3-star umas I don't have, far more than the number I doI wanna do the math on this but it's just gonna piss me off more
>>557958237Need Mommy Creek
>>557958352>tracen uniform>feminine handsWho's pov is this?
>>557958434a random mob uma some faggots like to self-insert
>>557958368>>had to pity for VBourbon>>no Eishen>>5 3-stars along the way>>4 of them were spooks...This is literally impossible? There are only two rate-ups.
>>557958554Can't I have all of them?
>>557958670me inside
for the first time ever, yesterday i forgot to do my daily career....... my mewgenics addiction fucking bricked my account.........
>>557958986I'm your dad
>>557954291
Sweet, finally some good luck
>>557957706>gently pushes her from the roof
>>557958607Am I using the term spook wrong?Whatever, out of the ~50 3-star characters currently I had 20 and only pulled a single new one (Rudolf) out of the 30 I didn't have and the 4 others were repeats from the 20 I did.0.75% for VBourbon0.75% for VEishen0.9% for off rate new0.6% for off rate repeatsomehow pulled the 0.6% 4 of the 5 times
WE NEED A JIGGIE
i dont want to overstam my aces but do we actually need 650 stam for Aquarius?
>>557954789>THEY EVEN CENSOR VALINTINES DAY CUZ OF A FUNNY WORDHoly fuck I love how cucked up the ass certain US Places (and most of the UK) have become, good christ. >>557956029My cute boywife after our first child.
>>557959320OUR HEROINES.. and king gaylo
>557959314>HE woke upRUUUUUUUUUUUUUN EVERYONE RUUUUUUUUUUN
>>557959020>I forgot to log in one day months ago when on vacation>I am now permanently one day behind everyone elseIs this game even worth playing anymore? I am always going to be 75 carats behind everyone else. I am always going to be playing catch-up
>>557959340>anons legit think trannylators have enough power to force Cygays to redo an entire cutscene just for global
>>557959236Those are dupes not spooks.And look on the bright side. You've charged up your gacha luck for the next time you go big.
Is Chiyono a worthwhile parent or is she Ace only? Kinda wanna build her for next CM but getting her dirt up to par is gonna be hell
I need advice /uma/, ill even take tips from oguri capI have 51k carrots at the moment, I have kitasan+ most relevant SR cards mlb, and two rainbow crystals. I DO NOT have creek/finemo, although i do have rice shower. Im pretty okay with the umas i have (had to spark bourbon sadly) and ill probably only roll on swimsuit golshi a few months from now.How would you handle things in my shoes?>spark the upcoming fine motion banner and pray for no kawakami (0 to mlb seems steep though)>accept fine motion isnt happening and roll on maruzen/CB banner instead>hard poorfag through all of MANT and wait to pull for tachyon and the maruzen/FM banners
>>557959592Technically, changing a part of a texture isn't as much effort as you might think.Plus, do you think trannylators do this shit without CyJews blessing? Lol. Lmao. They're all in on this shit.
Spic JP SPOILER memes are hilarious
>>557959592anon? that's just text, anyone can change that if they have access to the files and the font
>CM is over>club starts climbing again
>>557959741How do you have 2 rainbows already? Did I slacc that hard this past month?
>>557959654tazuna sex
>>557953048Done.
>>557957706trainer-san wouldn't do this
>>557959778KEK
two moms
>>557959654This was supposed to be the use of my charge after I retardedly pulled on Fuku speed and got nothing
>>557959926Spe's dad is so lucky
>>557959874right to left
Why won't they bring spark lock or rerolling to Global yet? Surely it can't be that hard to add.... they would even make more money from people buying the passes
>>557959741do you like pacers? If so FM is probably still worth a spark considering you might be able to mlb her with the anni vouchers.If not just skip if you can get a decent mant build going without fm and save (for maru speed banner if you're a front player, or cb wit if you're an end guy)
>>557960063Japanese spaghetti code
>>557959997Damn bro, you're double charged. I'd go big for that banner you were thinking of skipping if I were you.
>JP posters>SPANISH postersTHIS IS AN ENGLISH THREAD FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! What is next, FUCKING GERMANS!?
don't you guys feel weird using this general with its high thread number knowing that we completely displaced the original population of it?
>>557960086I like pace but finemo really wanting MLB seems pretty hard at this point in the game sitting at 0, considering I can drop 30k on her banner and only get one and two kawkamis. At least CB is quite strong even at 1lb
You guys are fucking retarded.
>>557960139Und was genau wäre so schlimm daran?Ihr solltet übrigens alle für Schöne Bewegung rollen.
das ist gut jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>557960139be thankful it's not the finns.
>>557960063It looks better for the investors when Cyjews show the gameplay analytics of you spending 10+hours more to farm a desirable 3* blue spark.You are the product.
>>557960290 >>557960315>ZE GERMANS ARRIVEDNEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!
>>557960139>FUCKING GERMANSMe, I offer myself to do this.
>>557960139I wish we had some finnish memes
>>557960139Sprolo ebin benis :DDD
>>557947948so long as Dictus keeps her evil german scientist glasses, we're good
>>557960332Dumb post when JP has it and that's where their main player base is and what they'd show investors
how do i build valin burbon you miggers
>>557956327She is one of the worst cases of Brian stalkers
>>557959741swipe for vouchers, see how the FREE PULLS next month will treat you; otherwise poorfag through MANT/TB>pray for no kawakami (0 to mlb seems steep though)Pray for FM, KP is literally just a side bonus that only makes you less likely to get spooked by random shit. It's literally the same as pulling for KSB+ECP.If you've got paid carats AND need SRs then you can paid daily pull during the first FM banner as you can get lucky, and sparking for a copy will cost you 29k but if you don't need SRs and are going to dump sparks on FM/SM then wait for that.
>>557960435you already have everything you needjust use your fucking brain
>>557960327>>557960373>>557960391Honestly, I feel the fins are super chill, at least they aren't retardedly offensive as the others I mentioned can be.>>557960290>Schöne BewegungHä?
>>557960373fuggggg bwo you only had to ask :-DDDDDDD
>>557960435Very carefully.
>>557959818>CM is over>Club starts tumbling 50 ranks
>>557960420You must actually be retarded if you think any QoL would bring in more money
>>557960139>FUCKING GERMANSYes, I do want to fuck Germans!
>>557960139next one will be portuguesefilho da puta musume quando?
what would this be in umaverse?
>>557960537>Schöne Bewegung>Hä?Fine Motion, probably.
>>557960139Niemcy? no chyba cię coś pierdolnęło w łeb
>>557957742borrow runs cost money
>>557960373oh fuggg :DDDD
>>557960290My german-speaking paizuri slave.
>>557960643You don't have to borrow
>>557960168What, are you trying to tell me you miss tourists??
>>557960518>>557960565most worthless comment award
>>557960610ACTUAL Spaniards = coolWhatever the fuck South America is = Gay and cringeThe odd part is that I wouldn't feel half as annoyed by some of them if it wasn't for the annoying as fuck /a/ tards spamming their dog shit shonen shit all the time, or the moderation clearly having a ton of them in them which results in injustified power hungry rage banning
>>557960249pittying one copy of finemo in 30k (worst case scenario) means you can still mlb with the 2 selectors and crystalsThat really is an investment you should only commit for if you plan on comitting to pace though, since those crystals are only worth using if you plan on using her for speed star post Ramonu in 8 months
>>557960139cyka blyat!
>>557960583you don't think goodwill and player satisfaction leads to more players wanting to throw a few bucks their way for daily carat packs and paid selectors at least?
>>557960351thüringerpretzel weißwurst sexo
>>557946186nice greens on the maru
>>557960628Had a hunch it might be that, but something about that translations feels off.>>557960785Easttards are funny, hating not only each other, but themselves. Ruskie being one of the few language that feel worth learning, even if only so I could involve myself more in their cultures.
>>557960583>>557960821also spark rerolling will generate income from whales since it burns TP and carats that they probably wouldn't use if they had to do a whole other run
>>557960642The Chinese are still awake fuuuuuuck
>Get more bonus from an R card than from a 4* trainee what the fuck
>>557960821Clearly not or they would have kneeled when they still had a sizable playerbase. Fuckers make hand over fist no thanks to retard anonymous opinions.
>>557960275Her face reminds me of the anime.
>>557960583Those QoL features have monthly passes or otherwise require spending TP/carats otherwise, they literally are missing out on piggie bucks
So finemo smaru banner is good or bad value? I see a lot of discussion saying finemo at this point of time will get obsolete and you only need s.maru at lb1. Its better to pull her next month then?
>>557961010>>557960780
>>557960249>finemo really wanting MLB>At least CB is quite strong even at 1lbthey scale nearly identically
>>557960989gingu :DDDDDDD
AAAAAAAIIEEEEEEEEE I HATE GERMANS SO FUCKING MUCH JUST DIE ALREADY DIE DIE DIE
>>557958986Sorry son, but I won't tell you why you've got a weird dick shaped mark on your forehead
>>557960435maxed speed 1k wit 800 power stam varies on the distanceskills are Escape Artist, Early Lead, Groundwork + the greens, Focus/Concentration, A&S, mid-race velocity skills and late race accel + velocity skills
>>557961126Going to FUCK finemo AND cock and ball!>>557961168>AIE I WANT GERMANS TO POST MORE AAA MORE MORE MORE
>>557961010Finemo smaru banner is literally god tier value, unbeatableHOWEVER fine motion will be an entire year old when that banner drops and the upgrade from her will release a little over a month later, are (You) cool with that?
>>557959778https://youtube.com/shorts/nw9BbcCKoXU
>>557961101>>557960780>>557960086Fine Motion owes me MLB.And sex.
>>557960940yeeeah learn the ruskie it will help you make better devushki-loshadi
>>557956058Brian is exclusively dominating
>>557961126Am i stupid because this does make 1lb CB seem much better to me
test
>>557961401rerun when i need to 5c
>>557961010Fine Motion only has 8 months left as the best wit card in the game (until the Ramonu wit anni banner) After Ramonu she only sees use as a second wit card in pace chaser decks specifically for speed star. By the time the Smaru shared banner rolls around you'll only have ~2 months of usage left if you arent a fan of pacers.Smaru is a front runner speed card that already gets most of its power at 1lb due to her TE being tied to passive and 1lb giving you both flat bonuses. She's a strong second speed ssr on a budget.Do you like pacers and need a second speed ssr? Banner will be great value for you.Do you not like Pace chasers and already have Fuku/plan on MLBing Tachyon during Grand Live? Probably a skip for you
>>557961401>Got LB2 finemo through a ton of luck last time I rolled for cardsHoping I get similar luck on her banner, I desire that MLB!>>557961528>Animated>Cute ears>LoopBASED!
>>557961528It didn't work, try again
You knew they were comingYou have no one but only yourself to blameIf you think only mlb kita will carry you for the next year just stop trying
Finemo banner when?
>>557961586>Fine Motion only has 8 months left as the best wit card in the gameHasn't the game only been out for like 8 months?
>>557961469maybe "nearly identically" isn't quite right, but 1LB CB is only slightly better than 1LB finemo and MLB finemo is only slightly better than MLB CBwell, ignoring specialty priority anyway. if you take that into account, CB definitely clears finemo in both cases
>retards unironically didn't reroll for a finemo and super creek account on launch
>>557961704>Game comes out>People scream "ROLL FOR CREEK AND KITA>Only Kita is still useful, Creek mostly worthless for most builds>Now faggots pull the same faggot shit with FiM
>>557961469stop nooooticing
>>557961704Yeah and that's a long time to be useful, Kitalets going through URA should know how painful even 4 months is
>>557961790I had them both at 0LB. Kita was also 0LB unfortunately
>>557961790i didn't play the game on launch because i was in the army...
>>557961790And? They're still unusable unless mlb.
>>557957895is taiki an inumusume
>>5579617048 months is a long time. Babies stay in the womb for that and a month longer
>>557961790>Make reroll script the day of Kita banner>Boot it up, go to bed>Wake up to MLB Kita LB0 Creek LB0 Finemo accountIt was that simple
>>557961824Creek will see more use in a month since Riko is getting dropped and Creek is a 10% Race Bonus support, nice gaslight tho
>>557962017
>>557957895Blast One Piece is not real.She will never be real.
>>557962017taiki is a huge golden retriever
>>557961619Maru's swimsuit is so fucking hot it's unfair>>557961704yeah but when people talk about the super safe investments they mean 1 year+ (like Kita and Creek) FineMo has basically reached her halfway point at the peak so many anons are saying it's too late to really invest into her.
>>557962053AAAAAAAIIIIEEEEEEE CLANKER STRIKES AGAIN
>>557961790I rerolled a couple dozen times and all i got was a 0lb creek honestly i just wanted to play the goddamn game
>>557962056>Creek is a 10% Race Bonus support>Funny buzzword redditor use>"Everyone in JP returned to a card for am ode they had zero foresight or any balance idea about"Yeah no shit, you retarded turd, that isn#t changing the fact that creek had a disgustingly short shelf life considering how useless she was in unity, and very easily replacable and FUCKING QUICK
>>557961965>SC and FM are unusable unless MLBpeak paypig thought process
>>557962210I need you to open up a book, you uncultured swine
>>557959778For me it's the umas born in notJapan asking their moms when do they get to run in the arima kinen
>>557962056can't you like just run double stamina parent and continue using Laisu?
>>557961965I used LB1 Finemo for Capricorn and did just fine
are we ever gonna get an option to just use all your TT energy all at once like Daily races? im tired of having to manually skip everything
>>557962279brian lovebrian sex
>>557960972This changes in the future.
>>557962248This is true thoughYou are not playing the game unless all your umas are 5* as intended or play without a full MLB dick
>>557961619Just busted a nut to Maru flapping tits
>>557962108So is the chud's once she knows how to flaunt it. Also, has me looking forward summer Mack with cute butt and summer Golshi also being hot as hell since she removes the retard hat.
>>557962383*intentionally unretains your cum by matching you with the worst*You rike
>>557962426If you aren't spending $1200 to MLB a new SSR every other week for a 5% improvement over the previous ones then your account is bricked.
>>557962383JP has it
>>557961619with the accelerated pace, virtually nobody is putting in the insane work for front runner parents every CM to make them as good as they can be, although bourbon is the easiest to make
>>557962557yeah i honestly dont give a fuck i get free carats either way
>ignore helios as obligatory zoomer millennial gyaru paripo kid character>at first>now think she's hot and attractive after all this timew-what happened
>>557961010it seems like good value, but it's not, because the people who want smaru don't want finemo (they won't have room for her once ramonu drops since their 2nd wit card is hardlocked to bobo) and the people who want finemo don't want smaru (they want tachyon instead)it's not even really good for casuals who don't care about minmaxing and just want to have decent cards to use with their oshis because both tachyon and ramonu come with free pulls
>>557960063It's pretty clear at this point global is only getting major shake ups with mew scenarios, so you are going to have to wait a few weeks for the MANT news.
>>557962639you saw her jean shorts
HAG TOOK MY VIRGINITY WITH A 6 7
>>557962639propaganda doing its job
>>557962639The older you get the more attractive gyarus become, it's part of being an ojiisan.
>>557962639you are getting older and she constantly seduces ojiisans
>>557962639https://twitter.com/Fnsk_uma/status/2024470496528781487
>>557962734
>>557962330>power cards>in mant
>>557962648Maru is a much better stat stick than Tachyon, but pace specialists will still want to MLB Tach, it's true
>>557962639You felt it and then passed it.
>>557962807holy fuck that sharpening lmao
>people actually discussing rolling for CB or maruzenYou guys are acrual retards, youre gonna roll for a card and then proceed to NOT USE THEM? those cards have 5% race bonusYoure better off waiting to roll on their later banners BECAUSE YOU CANT EVEN USE THEM DURING MANT
>>557962648>second wit cardMost decks are single wit by that point, if you're truly committed to front you can skip ramonu for gacha wit bourbon which is like a month later on global's pace.
>>557959818running umas that do non sprints and miles will do that for you
>>557962920I'm rolling CB on the creek rerun THO
>falco[-]>curren[-]>oguri[liked]>>557962954>UFEEEEEEEEW
>>557962849What's wrong with that? You can use anklets on power just like any other statRice aside marvsun/nishino both have 15 race bonus too, pretty huge
>>557962639Propaganda.
>>557962920im not rolling CB because i can't use the card on her career
>>557962639YOU HAVE BRAINROTSHE'S THE BRAINROT UMA
>>557962639you realized she's not a zoomer but a 90s gyaru
>>557962920Oh no how will I ever deal with only having 65 race bonus instead of 70 oh the horror
Gyaru are naturally addicted to Oji-san such as myself.Gyaru are queens, gyaru are kings, gyaru are da best. If you don't like Gyaru you're either a zoomer, alpha or hyper faggot(trans).Schrimple as.
>>557963142>modern gyaru saying she sounds outdated when listening to her
>>557962639whore corrupted palmer, I'll never forgive her
>>557962850that's true, so if you're a pace specialist with a 2LB finemo you might derive some benefit from waiting for the rerun to get a 1LB smaru and finish off your finemo at the same timebut really i think you'd still be better off pulling finemo/kawapuri so you can have her MLB for MANT and the first half of GL
im retiring until grand live
>>557963293I'm sorry Falco
>>557955985
im doing one career every three days until tuckers island sorry danchud not sorry
>>557963265 >>557963142>Game made for 30-40+ yo>The peak gyaru (young speak) sounds like she's from the 90sIt's perfect
>>557962920smaru comes out right before MANT ends gwoalso daring strike is just that good if you're an endGOD
>>557962727>>557962743unironically I think it was the jean shorts. I only saw her in the Traven uniform early in the game's lifetime. Only after watching videos of later events with her did I see her in her casual clothing which exhibited the youthful energy that arouses ojiisans like myself >>557962748 >>557962781
>>557962639Your fascination in younger women and the urge to correct them is increasing as you ageWelcome to the club, oji-san
im retarded until MANT
>40k saved>Want v. bobo, mlb fm (currently at lb1) and kitasan umaLiterally how could I do this?
>>557946219>American umas from Kentucky>2 have big fat tits, the other a big fat assWhat did cygames mean by this?
Couldn't even tell what I got for the login bonus because this was being distracting in the background
>>557948376>"Is /uma/ just gaslight central?well if the shoe fits........
>>557963517NEKO NEKO NEKO NEKO NEKO NEKO NEKO NEKO funny background animation
Number of tries before an uma won their debut race irl
>>557963493Get lucky
do you think doto got horny when this happened
>>557963291Yeah I think a lot of the FM haters will have a rude awakening once MANT actually hits and everyone who has her MLB will have a significantly easier time
>>557963609Oguri Crap as in shit
when is uma selector coming and what uma can pick from it?can I buy Dia/Kitasan with it?
>>557963609What do you mean never wonHow does she run other races then
>>557963265Why is Helios localized like a zoomer if she's already outdated? Don't tell me...
>>557963493unlimited carats hack
>>557963493Pray to Shiraoki-sama
>>557963716You said it yourself. She wasn't translated, she was>localized
>>557963609fat fuck...
>>557963493Forget bourbon, spark finemo and finish mlb with first anni pickers if needed, you might or might not be able to spark kita since she has 60 free rolls and her banner is still some weeks away, also depends if you have any uma pink tickets.
>>557963714Hahahahahahaha
>>557963716How WOULD they accurately translate her if she was from the 90s? Make her use l33t speak, which also is the wrong decade? Zoomer speak is probably the only thing those faggot lators know how to use, anything else would require them to do FUCKING RESEARCH AND THEIR GODDAMN JOB.
>>557963609>all the best umas needed 2 triesI see.
>>557962639>zoomer uma>born in the 80's
>>557963714don't you know her track record?113 losses, 1 post-retirement win
>>557963293damn lady is stacked
>>557963841make her talk like a stoner
>>557954789This has to be on Cygames end because translators don't really have the ability or kmow-how to change the 3d graphics to that degree
>>557963798Kitasan is 60 only not 100? Owari da...
>>557963716cause that would require a competent team of translators
>>557963690doto is literally me and i would so yes
>>557963714113 debut races
>>557963926Relatable to just about anyone, I suppose.
>>557963493there's a way...
>>557963714She unlocked the unique hack of getting more fans when losing
>>557963932Cytrannies.....
>>557963713paid selector comes out next month, but only umas up to and including NY Opera O/NY Ulala are available.
>>557963692ehhh, both tachyon and sunday are excellent SR wits with 10 RB so not much will changethe real winners are late surger neichachads
>>557964069no V.Bourbon?
>>557963265yes, anime girls still having bloomers in the early 2k is because the author/artist went to school when they existed before they were banned. The anime gals and gyaru made by authors today and in the last 10 years were also because it was popular in the late 90s.
>>557963714She ran in NAR (i.e. local) races, not JRA (i.e. the big leagues). Just showed up to race for local ojisans to bet on, they let any bum ass horse race.
>>557963841if they were to fucking study mangas and animes from the 90s they would fucking know, it's not like there isn't plenty of stuff where said 90s gyaru speak was translated before
>>557964151Just pull now bwo
>>557963716Maybe it's foresight so that if this game lasts 10 more years it will look aged in hindsightidk
>>557963932always has been
>>557963716She doesn't use modern day Zoomer lingo, boomboom
>>557963789>>557963841>>557963963this is just pure pedantry. she's not fucking maruzensky.
>>557964208Well yeah, of course, but doing a PROPER fucking job is clearly not their "ambition", so the next best thing we can hope for is a fitting localization, which we didn't get either.
>>557964151no vBourbonIf you must have your Chocolate Gundam, you must pull for her nao.
>>557964223I can't...I-I dumped it all on a dog
>>557964338Dober is a good dog
>>557964151you expected a good deal from cygames goy?
>>557964338
>try making a dasca for TT>do her event just for the SP>100+ in stats for secret eventsome umas are more liked than others with those events huh
>>557964338>>557963743
>>557964437That event is a bitch though.> 2nd in one race> lmao get rekt
>>557964437enjoy it while you cansoul events are deleted in climaxblazer
>>557964297Kys trannylator
>>557962639They want to 6-7 with her
>>557964297Hate it as much as you want, but there's no other equivalent to JK galspeak than zoomer lingo in modern english.
>>557964437holy fuck how do you unlock this event? I thought I beat all the Vodka races and this still didn't happen, did I miss one?
Assuming I have 2 tickets, which of these cards would give me the best bang for my buck?>2LB Finemo>3LB Creek>MLB Vodka>MLB Teio>3LB Kawakami
>>557964546I followed the list on gametora, make sure to select derby instead of oaks.
>>557962639She is one of the umas with a funny enough face to be spammed as a reaction image, which is instant success on /uma/.
>>557964297maru and helios birthdates are only 13 years apart
>>557964185>modern gals that are nice to otaku and jirai kei are also from current authors that were still in school in the early 2010s
>>557964248But what if 6 7 persists like sneed
>>557963861It might also be a question of competition
>>557959291https://jiggie.fun/filmichttps://jiggie.fun/filmichttps://jiggie.fun/filmic
>>557964610probably just mlb finemocreek is only really for longs and 3lb is enough even though the little race bonus you get from mlb is noticeable during mant
>>557963609Wtf happened to Hishi Miracle goddamnMeanwhile there's horses that get retired after 1 or 2 bad races woth their debuts
>>557964763fuck you, I am already next door
>>557962920going above 55~60% by putting garbage cards like power marvelous in your deck is only handicapping yourself >but da race bonus!!!!!!most of the stats still come from training, the whole point of racing so much other than the scenario skill (with infinite scaling btw) is to gather as many useful items to go all in during summer camp, having a card that does nothing but have race bonus is, again, gimping your runs on purpose
>>557964313Helios isn't supposed to sound outdated. That isn't part of her character, it's a symptom of the game being five years old. She's also not supposed to be a 90s gyaru. It would be MTL-tier to make her talk like a hag.
>>557964736Gyarus do not sneed the last time I checked
>>557945959I want to recollect all the censorship Cygmes USA did so far, am I missing anything?>Uma's 3 sizes>Grade divisions>Nicknames for trainer>Christmas>Cafe's christmas date>Bourbon's chocolateCan anybody post a screenshot of what the two first look in JP? I don't want to uninstall my game to install the JP version
>>557964185>>557964716>33yo>all these manga and porn doujins full of not only sexy but nice and cute gyaru left right and center>authors are all around my age, if not oldernow everything starts to make sense...
>>557963609>falco 1>curren 2
genuinely fuck sweep tosho, she pisses me off so muchher only purpose is to be raped
>>557963714Welcome to the Urara loreShe's a bit of a loser, you see
>>557964902>90s>talks like a hag???>>557964889Come and visit mepolak :3
>>557964932>Uma's 3 sizes>Grade divisionsaren't these two from the game's website and not directly from the game?
>>557965062anon the 90s were thirty years ago
>>557965070I don't remember about the 3 sizes, but the grade divisions are in the game
>>557964974See>>557963861
were there no 90s american gals or are the trannylators of today all zoomers that weren't even born?I'd actually like to hear a localized gyaru from previous generations and hear their nonsense slang, half of the experience is being completely lost as they tease and speak about you, which is something Helios doesn't have because I know too much zoomerspeak
Germany /uma/ meetup whenI'm already here against my will
>>557964201Nepo uma....
>>557963716Helios is pretty outdated bro, zoomer lingo is evolving so fast many of the words she uses are outdated , it's like saying rekt in the year of our lord 2026
>>557965062People don't know what AOL is anymore, grandpa. I'm sorry.
Hi who's the zoomer uma with the star tattoos. Nine from czn in pic
>>557965112So? Actual hags, like my dear mother, are in their fucking 60s, not 30s.Thinking that a 30yo woman talks "like a hag" is beyond retarded and peak zoomer behavior.>>557965187>against my willAmi?
>>557962639Despite how much the uncs of 4chan mock zoomers, they would all fuck a zoomer girl in a heartbeat.
Odds I do a random 10 roll on the Bourbon bannerEvens I stop playing for the day 0 masturbate to Fuku lewds
>>557965270NYOOOOO
>>557965252You don't even know what hag means, so fuck off.
Look. Basically I'm just not gonna get fine motion. I know... UGH I know... IM SORRY! It's just that I'm not getting itit is all. hahahahahahahaha
>>55796525290s gyaru doesn't mean "born in the 90s" dumbass it means they were in their gyaru phase i.e. teen/young adult during the 90s
>>557965335holy fucking zoom zoom go back to /v/eddit
>>557965270Shiraori wills it...
>>557965257Not me, women around that age are kinda insufferable to me, they have no idea how the real world works. I've never even attempted to date a girl significantly younger than me, I'm 39 and the lowest I've gone is 32
if Helios was translated by /uma/ she would be saying shit like powned or that she's from kekistan, shit that's mega outdated even compared to her japanese speak
>>557965205They're obviously stickers, not tattoos.
>>557963517Also the only thing I'll miss from Aoharu.
>>557965270Shiraoki has spoken. See you later guys.
>>557965409dating is not fucking
>>557965070the 3 sizes are in the jp version profiles
>>557965428I think a proper Helios would be talking like boxy.
>>557965409He said FUCK, not date, mate. Can't tell me you wouldn't fuck the shit out of a cute 20yo, come on now.
>>557965438why the fuck would she want crusty ass stickers on her face all day fucking up her skin
>>557963609>fucks up her debut 3 times>proceeds to rape all of her competition for the next year undefeated
>>557965270
>>557965524a tumblr xd so random wow sparkles girl is the closest, but Boxy is pretty good too
>thread is full of non-wizard ojisansit's over...
>>557961619retard removed the soundpost
>>557965524>would be talking like boxy.holy FUCK that is not a name I expected to read today lmaothanks for the good laugh anon, fantastic examples as well>>557965587why do people willingly put multiple layers of make up on their face all day?why do people willingly get a fake tan by sunbathing under a fucking machine all day?
>>557963609The fat lazy fuck...
>>557964932Here are the grade divisions. The 3 sizes are only on the website
Trannylator defenders act like valley girls don't exist
>>557966003>birthday is in a different column in JPhuh?
people really are just making shit up now just to get mad
>>557965587Girls be wearing sparkles and glitter and shit everyday on their face
>>557966098They don't. Have you ever seen one? Neither have I.
I think chiyono should have hip vents like Biwa
>>557966003These have the same information?
>>557964869You could say her accomplishments were quite a miracle
>>557966150i think chiyono should have my babies
>>557966098I wish they didn't
>>557966003>sleepy>read this pic>bond level/fan count>read it as body count>giggle like a retardGood morning /uma/
First career with her and I'm gonna score
who /magyar/ here?kincsem uma WHEN54 starts 54 wins undefeated
>>557960168Nah, uma global has been teased for years which means technically we've always been part of /uma/ even when we didn't post here. JP are just co-owners of /uma/ that just happened to post here first. At the end of the day /uma/ has always been ours.
>>557966003What info is missing?I can't read moonrunes and all I can see is they moved the placing of the birthday
>>557964932Flash's advent calendar scene
>>557966164yes, but her self intro is more childlike just things japs can do with their meme language
>>557965270Danchou please
>>557966364colonialismmaxing
>>557966003naruhodo
>>557966273Don't forget your painkillers>>557966447It's not colonialism, it's segregation, and it's good
>>557965257Most humans have horrible, damaged skin. Also they don't exercise so they look bloated. And most females are mysteriously missing all the important secondary sex characteristics: breasts and hips.This is the result of me watching only anime for 25+ years. 3DPD.
>>557966003I'm assuming they changed the school year to divisions?
>>557966393any images?
>>557966447>taking back what's rightfully ours>colonialism
>>557965257Why would I fuck an annoying mentally challenged mouth breather that probably has aids since birth instead of looking for a lonely hag my age desperate for affection that will do whatever to relive her youth
I've never had sex and at this point never willBut if a lady asked nicely I might consider it
>>557966774because those don't exist outside the tv screen
>>557966906what if a horse asks nicely
>>557965257the oldest zoomer turns 29 this year anon, they're not young anymoregen alpha starts high-school when the next school year starts
>>557966906You are missing out and it's as good as they make it out to be.
>>557964869His owner really wanted him to win despite knowing he was a bum horse. He called him Hishi Miracle because he thought that if he wins 3 races it would be a miracle.Hishi Miracle indeed won only 3 races during his entire career but his owner didn't expect it would be the Kikuka Sho, Tenno Sho Spring and the Takarazuka Kinenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i-eOYjk25II love what the commentator said here"Another miracle at Hanshin racecourse! The Tenno Sho and Kikuka Sho titles weren't just for show."Then Hishi Miracle never won again not even a G3
>>557966906That's not how it works bro. It's the woman who choosesUnless you're a stud, which, come on, you're /here/
Gyaru are cute and likeable, simple as thathttps://nhentai.net/g/594428/https://nhentai.net/g/629156/>>557966954INSTANT yes.>>557966907PLENTY of desperate lonely hags in their 30s and 40s that wanna relieve their ruined youthissue is that they all have brain cancer
>>557967048>nhentai
>>557966660I just checked the JP version and it was アドベントカレンダーThe "big celebration at the end of the month" was クリスマスHow the troonslators fucked this scene is the most offensive to me in the game.
>>557967181Too lazy to convert it over to exhentai just to faggots like you are happy.
Suppose I'll be fine,Thank God I don't want to really roll for a single Uma for the rest of the year until Mr. CB and depending how things go I don't mind the skip
>>557967181kids aren't allowed to be around sharp edges
nice cope
>>557963609Read somewhere that Marvelous was a very weak horse but his owner always believed on him even before debuting
>>557967314VF said it's retarded to pull on FM during this rerun
shut up doto and go die in a fire you worthless fat tiddy fuck
Fuku posts are the most deranged in one way or another. I don't believe any of you genuinely like this uma and you are part of a cult but you are in too deep to stop worshiping orange. It is ok to ask for help.
>>557967431VF can lick my dirt anus
>>557967314anyon you also have to pull on light hello...
>>557967508and ancestors & guides right after ramonu
>>557967314>Club Rank B>Group B 2ndBwo. Unironically being in B is hurting your CM results. If you're dedicated to the game, you need to move clubs.
>>557967459balls deep inside her umanko
>>557966003I still don't understand the 'no change' on weight
>>557967508He can just perma borrow
>>557967459It's not a cult. Cults trick people with lies. Shiraoki-sama is real.
>>557966987>gen beta will be born in 4-5 years
>>557967431That's a really gross and honestly a really weird thing for him to say
>>557967615dont ask a woman her ageonly ask for her weight if you wanna die
>>557967432
I am searching for four images>Opera O raoh >Rice Shower majin vegeta>Vivlos black man cropped pic >earless NTRDoes anyone have them by any chance?
>>557967036I'd blame the owner for only wanting 3 wins (miracles)
>>557963609I somehow forgot how races worked I thought "how come not all the strong horses won their debut races?" and then I remembered there can only be one winner each race and many of them compete simultaneously fuck me
>>557967459Oreng is one of the paths you can follow as an uma trainer, an advanced class
>>557967734if you can even win a single g3 you're already a very good horse but any horse who's won a g1 is already above and beyond and it's hard to remember that when you get g1s like candy in uma
>>557967734Bro wtf races are just like cm finals??? crazy life imitates art
>>557966465best uma artist
>>557967592I can win group B but I prefer to low roll my monthly income and I like to be in a chill club that don't ask for anythingmaybe I'll do picrel and blow my selectors on Finemo
>>557967674>>557967504https://youtu.be/X10KMl8UZbg?t=1018That's what he said
>>557967980Buy an ad
>>557967865>>557967901based
>>557967709>>557889675
>>557967583>>557967508you only need them as a token though, just get lucky with the free pullstachyon is worth pulling hard for, but there's no SSR on ancestors
Post uma butts so I can cum.
>>557967957Glad I made it into a chill A+ club that lets me do one career every few days
>>557960756>>557966364i was talking about how all the people who played the original JP game for years all got kicked out of their own general and had to make a new one
>>557968076>ancestors>free pullsoh no no no...
>my only dirts are Taiki, COguri, Pasa and UraraAm I just fucked for this coming CM?
>>557967908criminal it took 5 years for this absolute piece of sex uma to get an alt
Nevemind this post
>>557968064VFbro...
>>557968076tachyon is a worse stat stick than smaru, she's only worth MLBing if you are a pace specialist since she falls off quite hard once her scenario link wears off
>>557968109which?
>>557968105
>>557968142your 140 tickets, bwo?
>>557968173I am minding this post
>>557968064Thanks that's one down.
I know it's to have her focused but these NPCs being even shorter than her is funny and I can't believe I never noticed this (though to be fair I rarely go for a ticket in onsen anyway)
>>557964932I fucking hate this, it makes absolutely no sense
>>557968192>have VBourbon and XOguriFuck I have to pull Maruzensky AND Tachyon...
>>557968131I'm certain /umajp/ was made because of some divegrass schizo
>>557968263>NINGEN NPCs>low poly / detail>as short as the tiny uma girls for some reason
I didn't read the whore's career. Is Curren lowkirkenuinely manipulative?
borgar
>>557968143Just try harder, bro.You will have to gamble though.
>>557968263*As short as her
>>557968131But I'm still here?
post something cute
>>557968272>i-it's not an important change!>if it's not important why change it at allYou know the drill. Hope AI kills localizer jobs and then the bubble explodes
>>557968109Maybe I'll dump my B club and try for something better next month, I'll see
>>557968263Stego is like 142 cm too… tiny ass ningens
>>557968314>I'm pretty certainWasn't this 200% confirmed back in weeks one even? He got upset as shit that he lost team management cuz HE WAS FUCKING TRASH, after which he made a new thread in an attempt to get a new team instead out of spite.Some /jp/ anon made a huge post about this, showing him and his schizo bullshit off, after which he was either temp banned, or decided to shut the fuck up for a few days.
>>557968228mambo
>>557968314it was divegrass schizo + jp discussions being drowned in between global posts
sloptuber shilling already? we're not even brownhours yet
>>557968434
>>557968493Can we stop arguing about youtubers? They're a good source of info.
>>557968367What the fuck
>>557968360>racing dress is styled like a literal devilnyo ;)
>>557968434>>557968572what the fuck>>557968446>LLM can't or aren't already being pozzed with the same bullshit as localizerLLM are a set of tools, and you need to willingly decide to use them properly, otherwise you get the same dog shit as you did before, but quicker.
Sweaty umas are so cute
>>557968493VF owns you.
>>557968493>>557968554t.
relax
>>557968631It's not about a job being done betterIt's about those fucks that insert their globohomo agenda in my cute horsegirl game starving to death
>>557968587Was that her in that Epstein video?
>>557963609Ah yes, Maya, the genius child prodigy who gets everything right first try just by watching.Mayano Top Gun is the worst character ever created.
>>557968765You know this actually proves youtubers are a reliable source right? If someone who doesn't play the game can engage in meta discussions correctly that means the youtubers are doing their job.
>>557968964seethi foid
>>557968896>Quality of the localization stays the same trashI get that you want them dead out of spite, but that won't change a damn thing in the end
>>557968982no, it means people watching them are no better than parrots
what is the current For You uma tier list?
>Its another youtuber shitflinging episode
>>557968579Haru wanting to run the arima kinen should have been your start in making horses run in races they don't have good aptitudes for
we FUARKING won
>>557969139youre hours late RETARDED FA
>>557969069Killing a few ants won't destroy the colonyBut damn it gives you peace of mind
>>557968982They don't "engage" in discussions. They just simply stir shit up with the intent of baiting, and it's not even their opinion so they can't be "wrong" and continue to stir shit up
>>557969069I prefer mediocre translation over porpusely bad translation
>>557969139>no sale on umamusumeit's fuarking over
>>557969139>open>see the popular titlesMaybe that Teiobro from the other day was right about horses.
>>557969139Wtf is a horse
>>557969123if she goes to the onsen trip then she's for (You)
>>557968964>turf stayer>make him race dirt sprint racesAnd Mayano is considered not mature enough to win for a while which is why you have to farm fans during the the first half of her career
>>557969289it's the prefix to horsefly, doesn't really mean anything, probably was some guy's name
>>557968964cope harder trannymaybe if you commit suicide RIGHT NOW you'll be reborn as the gender you pretend to be
>>557969107>Repeating correct information is badI genuinely don't understand the dislike /uma/ has against youtubers
>>557968367Okay aptitudes, parent sparks, and how many sparks did you hit to make her usable?I've been trying but I think I'm burning out faster than be able to do it
>>557969269What don't you understand? LLMs are equally fucked up the ass by it's creators as the average college drop out trannslator.Go and check Googles blacked shit or ""Open""AI's slop, both are insanely left wing, to a facist degree, which will result in the same quality of subs, if not arguably worse considering LLMs will keep checkboxes in mind far better than any human would or could.
>>557968964nyo
>>557969484ZASEDyano ZASED gun!!!
>>557968765Based desu
>>557967459I love my orange wife tho
>>557969139Anything close to what Winning Post seems to be? Moonrunes filter me. Starters Orders looks sufficiently spreadsheet, and Horse Racing Manager looks like it's aiming for full autism (hence the programmers UI) but it's >early access.
>>557969550>left wing, to a facist degree,
>>557969762He's right though, the left is a fascist movement that wants to destroy civilization.
>>557969568I don't like this...
>>557969550You're forgetting that many, many, MANY instances of localization ruining shit and inserting politics into a product is made by the localizer itselfHell, many japanese studios and authors had no idea this was a problem to begin with for years
i like royce
>>557965020the japs are so hilariously fucked up, she's specifically designed to appeal to the fucked up otaku that want to rape bratty lolis who need correction. I myself feel that urge whenever I see or hear her, and I'm not even a lolicon. It's a very effective design.
>jp postingNYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>557969878Her Ult is really cute
>pol nigger>stego schizo>translation discourse>youtuber induced melty>jp postersUtterly grim thread
Why do spics love this uma so much?
>>557969806I like that the voice sounds androgynous enough, but girly enough at the same time>>557969878I prefer Royce
Happy Birthday Gentildonna!She would've turned 17 today...
>>557969139>most horse games have a woman in the coveruh are we gay
>>557968263>Cygames even added jockeysAPOLOGIZE
>>557969995Well I just won platthere isn't much else to talk about
>>557969902>she's specifically designed to appeal to the fucked up otaku that want to rape bratty lolisThe actual horse was a goddamn brat, that's why she's a goddamn brat.
>>557969995/v/ winnerd...
>>557969995>translation discourse>Noo you can't talk about the game on the game's thread because you just can't!!!
>>557969878
Mayano Top Gun has the best unique animations - I like her bouncing and eepy animations on the home screenFollowed by Fuku pondering her orb, then Curren leaning in
>>557970146did she pee herself
>>557970059Every family hasThe hot auntThe hot cousinThe hot sisterThe hot stepsisterThe hot brotherThe hot daughterThe hot wife
>>557969948God those eyes, that forehead, and that hair design just doesn't fit at all. She looks so ugly, even more than Shakur it's actually amazing.
>>557970059hagsexlovey dovey...lovey doveylovey doveyanimalisticfemdom
>>557969995Post uma goons to drive the tourists out instead of complaining.
ryan LOVE
>>557969139uuuuh what do they mean by THAT horse game?
>>557969995And it's not even SEA hours
>>557970190You're forgetting Spe-chan's bouncing up and down
>>557969878>wants to tell love stories with her trainer>can't because she's an inexperienced virgin>meanwhile her trainer tells her he can tell her a few and offers to do so>she gets nervous and begs him "please don't"sometimes you have to put your uma in her place
>>557970198it's vagina fluid
>>557970056Is this visual vomit something only women are capable of reproducing or am I a bad artist
>>557969995guess the country that just got back from work
>>557970328that's called pee anon
>>557970214Bro...He's the one complainingHe's the tourist
>>557970329Women make the best otaku artists
>>557969995
>>557970329sadly you're right, it's visual noise.>>557970383>a sexy homeless boy(female) will never violate you
you ARE going to see their movie, right?
>>557970381pee doesn't come from the vagina...
>>557970260I don't have spechud....
>>557970383I agree that its grim though.
>>557970446Stego has a home, and a bunch of sisters, but also she has a dorm room, though she has to fight over her bed with Goldship who uses it to make a king size bed for herself when Stego's gone
>>557970383Wish someone would do this to me
i'm gonna need a really good reason why i shouldn't do this
>>557970557>3lboh no no no no
>>557970557MANT is coming soon and Kitasan is near useless for that. Secondly, once MANT is over, Tachyon Speed replaces Kitasan
>>557970546I prefer the homeless theory, fits the outfit that SHE STOLE FROM ME as well
>>5579705575% race bonus, use it on NTR instead if you can't mlb her
>>557970446
I really really like Inari One
>>557969995I won the gamba CM making two plats total and riding the high before I take this weekend to figure out what I'm doing for Aquarius, let me have this nonsense.
But I really really I really really I really really I really really I really really I really really I really really love Stego
>>557970059This is really nice
>>557970557You should have done this on the rerun you dingdong. Now you've wasted 3 CMs
>>557970610Lmao what the fuck is this frame
>>557970694>>557970694>>557970694>>557970694
>>557970417Why is Uma&Co like this?
>>557970718fuck you i got 6 pasas in 300 rolls
>>557970681any uhhh particular reason why?
>>557970720That's the cake portion of rice cake, but on second look, that really should be bigger.
>>557970720brappa
>>557970637>MANT is coming soon and Kitasan is near useless for that. >Secondly, once MANT is over, Tachyon Speed replaces Kitasanyou forgot your oguri smile.jpg
>>557969995>/v/ threads successfully camouflage>/uma/ goes to shitNoticing
>>557971235I either failed the wit check, janny's already nuked it or there's too much bait shifting around on the top of the catalog
