Previous: >>557970694>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Mihono Bourbon (3* alt), Eishin Flash (3* alt), Sakura Chiyono O (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: Nishino Flower (Wit), Sakura Bakushin O (Guts), SSR Riko Kashimoto (Pal), SSR Tazuna Hayakawa (Pal)Current CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mMain Story Chapter 5 is out02/13 - 02/19 - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Valentine Taiki Shuttle (3*), Valentine Sounds of Earth (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru, SSR Neo UniverseNew Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/Embrace AI or get left behind.
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Brian LOVE
Updrafters is worse than OYLUpdrafters costs less than OYLUpdrafters is better value for SP than OYL
>>557986763Escape Artist is such a BS skill.I hate Seiun Sky. And now I'll hate Bourbon.
Post cute boys
what's your pull plan for the rest of 2026? Are you going to be risky or play it safe?
Make moralfags seethe with 1 simple image
Which one is your Admire Vega?
>>557986950This is the NSM gaslight all over again
>>557986962Is Pokke a boy
>>557986994Playing it safe is nice. It like what Jeb said, slow and steady wins the race.
>>557986962But you already did?
>>557986962
>>557986994I will roll on front stuff and assorted umas I like
>>557987137If you pull for those you wont have carats for 2026 and 2027's lineup, better to play it safe and hold for longer
>>557987126>Uses "ore" like a tomboy delinquentOh yes, definitely.
>>557986606isnt that too much wit
>>557987031neither my trainee is Doto
>>557987126120%
New Do Deuce babu
>>557986994If I get another horrific suppoca roll I'm just going to roll umas until EOS. Already skipping too much for those damn cards.
>>557987265>isnt that too much witYou can never have too much wit, but if you're uncertain with capping speed then you can replace Riko with whatever SR/SSR
>>557987353I want this loud boy.
>>557986994I'll be bricked by the time the Tachyon banner comes out if things go south.May roll for yeppers or kitawhite on the 2nd anni paid banner though. Hopefully Shiraoki-sama doesn't hate me.
I think the NHK Mile Cup SUCKS
The true frontrunners haven't been tested yet. You can still Cope, but we'll soon dominate when Kitasan and the rest of the meta parents emerge
>>557986950The whole thing was situational anyway. The anon that was saying FF is better apparently had his own Oguri card, and we had no way of getting OYL except for a borrowed Tickezo past mile CMs.
Can we get the fucking spark rerolls already
>>557986994>(Bait)what does this means?
Just finished a 40 minute unclogging, most exercise I've gotten in a while. Uma for me?
>>557987585>still don't have Seiun SkyI FUCKING HATE THIS I've got 105 Seiun star pieces too........Please Cygames accelerate the daily legends race or give us 2 pieces per race or SOMETHING FUCK FUCK FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
so what are the /uma/ approved gaslight aces next CM? My dirt selection is kinda poor outside of smaru
>>557986958Escape Artist is trash bro.
>>557987674it means it's a bait banner for retards, unless you're oshi rolling you skip those
>Distance specific accel is better than generalist accel skillMuch to be learned from this...
>>557987674You should have a bunch of Seiun shards right now and that banner isn't too far off in time from when Seiun is added to the daily legend race pool.
>>557987249Yeah I'll keep that in mind, those 600 pulls for cards are on the optimistic side.
>>557987193
>>557987736
>>557987760why is Seiun bait? A&S gets powercreep'd or something?
let's be realdo you really need 3 seconds of 0.4 accelniges only have 2.4s of 0.2 accel and they win matches
>>557987736From the creators of "OYL is bad bwo"
>>557987824>why is Seiun bait?>>557987674>>(Bait)>what does this means?She's a fisherman
>>557987846It's as if they have a massive lead on mid-race approaching late or something.
If your favorite Uma needed more than one attempt to win her race, she's a fraud simple as
>>557987824anon was just trolling. Seiun is called >Baitbecause she puts bait on her fishing rod.
>>557987481Don't we all?
>JPnigger spam
>>557987920>>557987974I get it now
ace on my face
>>557987720Mutate a second front (usually Pasa) or just go double late/end and let the front of the pack resolve itself.
>>557987957>Mayacchi>4 (FOUR) triesNOW IT FUCKING MAKE SENSESOMEONE POST THE MAYANO MOOD DOWN VIDEO
>>557987824see >>557987781
GambleGODSI, a trainer, REQUIRE your ENERGYher event chain is hilarious
>>557986919This post inspired me to make a jiggie, but I did not do so in the end, because Jiggie is down.
>>557987720festival gold city pace is the only /uma/ approved gaslight
>>557987957And yet Hishimi has more G1 wins than over half of them.
>>557988118gamble or death
>Feat x OYLWho fucking cares, you're not winning against the A&S+Plancha+NSM Front Runner anyways lmao
>>5579881187 and you win
>>557988118I still don't get which is the gamba option. The bottom outcome just looks better IMO.
you're not gonna win against my slipstream suzuka
>>557988285I think your dog is sick
>OYL is better than FF>FF is better than FFMeanwhile me who had no choice but to only get FF because Natie didn't finish her chain.Other than Natie's OYL, 15% RB and TE, she's bad as a wit card huh
>>557988253This is going to be the third mile CM where front fags will be humiliated by late GODs. When will you learn?
>>557988249>>557988269I needed more power.>>557988307They're both the gambling option one however is riskier.
Newbie here, is the new event card worth leveling and using? Here's what I currently have
>>557988405>>FF is better than FFwat
>>557988519yeppers, it's one of the better SSR welfares
>>557986919Mayano HATE
What is up with the gaslighting and shitposting lately, it's like it tripled.
>>557988519Yeah
>>557988253>A&S+Planchatotal 0.4 accel>Plancha + NSMtotal 0.6 accel (forma rng)The lateGODS are going to accel very hard just like they do in any mile CMs
>>557988519>that LB3 BikoUse the free selector to get that to MLB on anniversary. The new card is good for you because you lack good speed cards.
>>557988585Meant to say FF is better than OYL. Brainlagged
>>557988608we're returning to our roots
>>557988405Digital is better as an end closer
>>557988591>>557988628thank you>>557988636will do
>>557988742>End closers>On dirtLol
>>557988427fronts dominated all the mile cms so far retardguri
criminalzuka...
>>557988757Don't know why I quoted you or how it happened what
>Connecting
>>557988802???? there's nothing about dirt that makes ends bad
>>557988631Too bad I have my secret weapon
>>557988847It was pace dumbass, every mile has been planchaslop
Kek that single turf sparks carrying me to A, if only I was this lucky with turf FalcoBtw I got gaslight again, I borrowed the Fuku card and couldn't max speed and my wit is subpar
I am continuously generating terrible videos of umamusume in order to help heat my room, which is cold. I won't post any because they are terrible
>They are forgetting that umas that have TSS as their objectives will no longer be bound by those during MANT
>>557987957>Maya 4>Hishi Miracle FUCKING 10my lovable failures....
I'm not pulling for Bourbon. I'm dumping everything to max my fine motion. I don't need more umas I need support cards.
>>557988847fronts were humiliated in virgo.
I love Rice
>>557989021>TSS what is that
What would you do if Tachyon turned you into an umamusume for a day?
>>557989021Does Taishin still have mandatory mood downs or Goldship locking out training?
>>557989021She has a recovery in her ult anyway
>>557989091Tenno Sho (Spring)
>>557989091tenno sho spring
>>557988916Dirt calculates accel in a different way than turf does, you need more power to make up the difference compared to Turf and your accels have a lower value so you don't get to your top speed nearly as fast. The accel you get from spurt is not enough so you are bricking yourself even with 1200 power compared to a late with multiple gold accels.
>>557989091true scharged slash
>>557988742I would remake her but losing CM made me lose any kind of motivation to redo my aces
>>557989021Longshin and Sprintbobo here I come
>>557989096body swap and tachyon (trainer) rape you...
>>557989096Bargain with her in an attempt to get her to make the change permanentRun around some, ogle myself in the mirror, masturbate, etc. (the usual)
>>557989091The race where your uma with 1100 speed and 800 power loses three times because not enough guts.
>>557989187>>557989139>Narita Brian on mile Oh no
>>557989195>Dirt calculates accel in a different way than turf doesumagrok is this true
>>557989108Yes, theres a gaslight spreading that secret events are disabled but that's not true.
>>557988943>pacelol retard
>>557989021>CMs are mostly long & meds
Seal club my umas76287635
>>557989195
>>557989021If your uma can run long you're racing in the Kikuka and Haruten during mant either way.
>>557989312Only ones related to race objectives like Super Creek won't have mandatory fail chance on training for half her career.
If I have to get my dirt umas to Turf C hoe many sparks is that compared to the mile ones bwos
>>557986994My must gets>Pitasan forma uma>Palma>Light Hello/Tachyon>Helios>RamonuA fun banner that I will prioritize prioritize>Summer Macky/GolshiGeneral fun banners I'll consider if my stash is looking good or I got lucky on other banners while trying not to be too greedy.>Satono>Nishino Flower forma uma>Merry Kris S stamina for have a solid card for lates>Copano Rickey>Sweepy
>>557989021the tennosho didn't stop me before, it won't stop me after either
>>557989421based if true, I avoid training Super Creek because of that
>>557989445What?
Haha, just kidding! Instead of an Umamusume, you actually turned into a Ginnie Pig instead!
>>557989195Mandatory Palestine?!
Bros I just checked my weight.... it increased.
My opinion of TM Opera O has randomly greatly increased
>>557989376Yeah but you can make better sprinter and mile umas out of umas that had to train stamina and guts too much to win the TSS in career.
>>557989312Ok I'm going to test it right now with Maya's secret event and tell you
>>557989496If you look at the track you see that the beginning of the track is turf so you don't wanna miss out on early acceleration
i just lost 3 times in a row the teno showho said dogshit bourbon doesnt need a stamina card?
>>557989506Guinea Pig
>>557989525>m.jpgYou're trying too hard, agent-san
Hoeh?
>>557989561That's purely for cosmetics. You can easily test this with practice rooms and borrowed partners.
>>557989350>480 stam pasa who barely makes it because of her winning chakra recoveriesWhat the fuckhttps://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku//#/racedata?kv=0fb8a389fdae
Soooo.... how does everyone feel about TB?
I finished making my CM aces so I'll be going back to doing comfy fan runs
>>557989495The event that gives Creek under the weather happens when you complete the race objective before the triple crown I forget which race. But she won't have that race objective in MANT so the event that causes it can't trigger.
>>557989580mejust to mess with people who don't respect the stam check like you
>>557989634I tested it and the turf aptitude uma gets in front of the dirt uma though
>>557989651It's crazy how it's cleaning the world from people who can't buy antibiotics. I wish it luck.
>>557989561>multi-track racegrim
tell me are you bringing your oshi again? do you love her enough to see her race in any distance/track? i do thats why shes always buono to me
>>557989580>you can't pump stamina without using stamina cardsWhy the FUCK are you playing Unity?
>>557989350I was expecting to do worse.
Now that I think about it is Oguri's racing outfit supposed to be a reference to the fastest ship in Kantai?
>>557989651He got me onto Awesomenauts which was really nice. Other than that I have no particular feelings about him. I don't think he'd be good as a character in this game, since he is a dead British man and not a Japanese horse
>>557989580You don't need a stamina card but you have to train stamina sometimes and maybe pop and orb or two on stamin or guts.
>>557988307If I had to hazard a guess, top option has a higher chance of giving nothing ventured while bottom option has a lower chance and is more likely to give you the white version.
Mare bloomers...
>>557986994
>>557989021It would be great if they can fast forward spark lock. Then we would enter a new era of mutations.
Did you know that horses are more intelligent than dogs and cats tooi?
>>557989786Haru Urara!!!!
>>557989781>>557989725YOU DDINT SAY SHE HAS 5 LONG RUNNS NIGGERS AAAAAAA I THOUGHT SHE IS MEDIUM/ MILE I NEVER LOST SO MANY RACES IN CAREER HOW IS THIS PIECE OF SHIT SUPOSE TO BE THE BEST UMA OF THE GAME
>>557989580pop your blues on power/stam retard
Esteemed Trainer, are you ready to start climaxing? Show me your climax face!
I hope I could dream with Taishin again
>>557989745Unironically the type of reply I was hoping for.>>557989821Not the type I expected, however still amusing.
I hate how normalized lying is now. It's impossible to ask for advice
>>557989885
what are bourbons must get skills?
>>557987521Boobies
>>557989934It's only Kikuka Sho and Tenno Sho Spring. Arima Kinen is a fake long. Are you new?
>>557989934If you're playing Unity just bring a Riko derp. Granted she can't win Kikka and Haru, but you can survive and win Arima for parent runs.
I am going to try to mutate a rice shower for this CM, but if I can't make decent parent progress within the week, I am just going to give up and build taiki shuttle as my Pace chaser instead.
>>557989993my climax face!?
>>557990054>He rolled for an uma that can't get taking the lead
>>557989650>rushed>spot struggle>ends with -32hpso she can survive that if great mood, she's just my baseline test uma but good to know
>>557989993
>>557989993we will finally get the sex song
>>557990224Finally, I can record and encode it without it looks like DOG SHIT.
>>557990026That's because me and my bros share advice in the clubcord instead.
>>557989934I regularly bitch about haruten here. What are you even doing? Trying to mutate her or something?
>>557990026Unironically your only hope is the /v/ma thread
>>557990026>I hate how normalized lying is nowIt is? I think most anons here are just retarded. I often see opinions that straight just came out of gaslightator.
>>557990219You have to touch her ears, that's her weak point
>>557987957>Twin Turbowtf I thought she was a retard jobber
>>557990439No, she's just a retard.
>>557990396v general is the biggest horse shit with the biggest subhumansi hope they all die along side the tranny mod that protects it
>>557989021This also means mutating would be a lot troublesome as you're praying for inspirations when you're racing all the time
>>557990439did you even see the anime?
>>557990026Like >>557990312 says, if you want advice curated by the VF cord you can join Uma & Co.People can give good advice but you need to have a bit of game knowledge to know who is giving advice and who is acting like a retard.
I have Winter Runner xRunning in freezing conditions with the wind made it feel like my thighs were burning offNow I'm sitting here and the insides of my legs feel very warm like I pissed my pants massively
fujisex
So when you guys are building parents, do you run 6 careers a day through a whole month or what?
We are all gonna make it torena-sans.
>>557990550Sweepy does, I only do the ace runs
>>557987957The umas that won on their first go are gigastaceys and the umas that had to race the maiden are fucking losers.
Can't decide if Jordan is a keep or a cleat. She has a decent hint pool and her stats are comparable to Sweep so she has a use case, but you can't actually use her on ace runs because she can agemasen and brick the run. It's not like we're hurting for parent run only skill hint cards.
>>557987957crazy how they never gave up on miracle it paid off at least
>>557990675cleat it, i'm sure the SR ikuno dictus you'll get from it is useful
>>557990675>cleating the jordan cardbased retarddid you also cleat the marvelous card and the yeppers card
>>557990675She has lower fan bonus so Danchou won't like it if I use her instead of Sweepy
>>557990417Calling the umalator a gaslight is a gaslight
>>557990782vista
>cleatdo you also chip your coins? holy fuck
>>557990513I'll never forget her scream, but if she didn't win a G1, I assume she's been a jobber since she began racing.
Mambo!
>>557989580look you retarded faggot, you need 600 stam + gold to reliably clear haruten with Bourbon. How the fuck do you not know this? HOW HOW HOW HOW YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT
>>557989778based oshi user, dirt and sprint always expose the frauds
>>557990675You can cleat her, you'll get to borrow her anyway once rental decks come to global
So, in her story, Stay Gold is a jobber Uma?
>>557990929500 is enough, she only needs top 3. her unique has recovery and it's pretty consistent
>>557989605It only looks like there's lots of room in there because she's so flat.
>>557990967No, actually. The entire point of her story is that she's taking a different journey to reach the same destination as the original Stay Gold. You convince her to stray the path of following the original Stay Gold.
Man I can't wait to cleat my Kitasan Black when I get my hands on Speed Tachyon
Any of you using sparks with no Riko for next cm? How much stam+guts do you end up with?
>>557987957>TM Opera O: 3Never give up.
>>557991084i had to cleat a kitasan already after i mlb'd her
>>557991084Can you even cleat limit break cards?
>>557989778I didn't have the gumption to make a sprint Fuku and I defintely don't have the gumption for dirt Fuku.
>>557990487What's wrong with em? From the few linked threads ive seen they look pretty great
>>557987265this was a dogshit runalso didnt like bourbon at all dont get how she is suppose to be the best uma
>>557989580Bourbon and Gold Shitty are both bricked by their careers. V Bourbon's appeal is as an easy to build front runner, but in reality you have to stack stamina and take a gold recovery or just die half the time. I would like to have access to her unique for targeted S Maru activation, but I'm just going to settle for borrowing her.
>>557991156Nope. Can't cleat the first copy you get either.
>>557991156no
>>557990126
You see trainer, just would like to share some uma self defense tips with you. So... hypothetically an Umamusume tries to rape you, the correct way to deal with it is to simply submit and let her have her way with you. You obviously cant outrun an uma before they catch you and trying to fight off an uma will very likely you injured and make the uma trying to rape you angry. Angry umas probably won't be so gentle with you. You heard of the fight or flight response but there is accually another one called fawn. There is no reason not to fawn over the uma raping you, you will probably have a good time. I will probably also have a good time. Its a win win for everyone involved.
>>557991131I don't think you play russian roulette with this type of handgun...
>>557991261
>>557990675>Basing your cleating off sweepyEat your veggies
>>557990417>I often see opinions that straight just came out of gaslightator.the only way anons misuse the umalator is when they assume that because a position-dependent skill can proc, they assume it always will. The umalator is an excellent tool if used as intended, which is:>does X skill proc in a good way for Y trackafter that you have to read the track parameters and decide if it's worth getting or not, then test your uma in rooms and see if it's consistent.
>>557991230How is even going on JP if they got rid of extra support cards?
>>557991181>rushing gale>didn't get the early lead event>didn't get concentration>didn't get groundwork>didn't get escape artist>speed eater on mediumUmamusume truly is a witgame, because so many trainers are failing the witcheck.
>>557990791No, just Summer Daiwa and I'm about to run out of rainbow cleats.
>>557990551
>>557987957>all my favorites are single race I knew they were the best
BUTT is the MANT music as good as Unity?
>>557991261>Angry umas probably won't be so gentle with you.oh no hahaha that's a problem
>>557991181>skillname same as scenariobiased desu
>>557991314I mean if Jordan was straight up worse than Sweepy I would have already done it.
>>557991181>trying to run v bourbon without your own mlb fine motionso close yet so far
>>557991261This succubus won't be gentle anyway
>>557991261>I will probably also have a good timeuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh anon?
>>557989778I desperately want to bring Taishin but I haven't gotten a single pink inspiration on her since I started training a few days ago.
>>557990913
>>557991313Kitaflood Black!?
>>557987957WHO is the strongest umadol?
>>557991052it's only .015 recovery, same as any white recovery. 500 stam is pushing it to make top 3, but yeah I was aiming towards coming in 1st.
>>557987957TM Opera took 3 tries? I thought it was some kind of god horse.
One day I’ll have a run where she doesn’t just pull a random one of these out of her ass.
>>557991339you dogshit eater i asked 20 times which skills to getno one replied
>>557991542You had me for a second, then you posted fTrainer
>>557991704What.
>>557991275You have to do it, unless you want to lose your trainee'a trust.
>>557991681At the beginning of his career he was pretty mediocre.
>>557991261I could easily defend myself against an uma
>>557991692Clearly I overestimated your wit, it's pretty obvious that anyone pulling for Bourbon would be aware of early lead + concentration + savvy + groundwork as the core skill set.
>>557991339whats wrong with rushing gale?
>>557991821>it's pretty obvious that anyone pulling for Bourbon would be aware of early lead + concentration + savvy + groundwork as the core skill set.you have a very high opinion of this game's playerbase
>>557991786Did I stutter?
>>557991830For TT? Not really bad, but you shouldn't be taking it considering Concentration + Escape Artist are bigger priority.
>>557991821i am still not on pot 5 so i didnt even get concentration and no idea how to get groundwork
>>557991692are you being retarded on purpose or on accident?BUY EVERY FUCKING SKILL SHE HAS NATIVELY THEY'RE ALL FUCKING GOODdoes that help, retard? /uma/ has been saying she has the best setup for front runners to date, every skill she possesses is good. Get groundwork and the means to activate itGet Escape ArtistGet Early LeadGet Concentration Get Front Runner SavvyGet firm/wet conditionsThen get Angling, and track-specific midrace skillsholy fucking shit this is not rocket science, have you never built a goddamned front runner in your life?
>>557991704Its criminal they killed this show
>>557991913You're obsessed. It's just a cute comic dude.
>ESL can't build the easiest front
>>557991181>Speed Eater (Mile)>3 medium skills
>>557991704>>557991913>his first experience with a typical Stego posterThey're all fags, never expect otherwise
>>557985119>>557985290
>>557991129I've been trying no riko. Been able to hit 600+ stam and 400+ guts fine.It is more variable though, so you have to put a bit of effort into making sure you hit stam during the run
>>557992000I'm surprised Netflix was able to make such a gripping show period, not only that but they made a GOOD 2nd season. It was either this, or a dog shit 2nd season.>>557992013Whoa there, calm your funny horses! I just made a funny post, stego-chan, no reason to get buzzwordy!
>>557991953>I'm actually retarded and don't know how to get groundworkwell there's no helping that, I'm afraid. Your case might be terminal
how to get quickly j darby sashes?
It’s Wind in Her Hair’s 35th birthday today. She is Deep Impact and Black Tide’s mother. Please give her warm wishes
>>557992190
>>557992197Is she ok
Umas should eat 24/7
Will MANT really trivialize stamina gain to the point where the idea of a CM where you run 3200m in a heavy rainstorm isnt actually a big deal?
oguri tights erotici like their sheerness in her christmas alt
dude she is SO fucking cute holy shit
>>557992190one of the shops sells them iirc, check them all and see what currency is used. Short of that, you just have to do 50 careers. Oof. I don't envy that grind...........
>>557992190check the friendship point score?
>>55799219735?? cute granny
>>557992349trash falcon<<<< diva curen
>>557992190pain
>>557992305She's pretty much thriving at her age honestly
>>557992109Based I coomed
>>557992416>that spellingWell, Instagram thots DO attract Indians...
>>557988943>paceAt most it was Taiki and ElAnd even then I saw plenty of Taikis get run over or Els never proc plancha because they couldn't get past the Falcos or Taikis
>>557992349THE CUTESTAND HER CUTENESS IS OF THE PURE KIND god I want her to spook me so bad, Curren spooked me on the all-uma banner, and I love that little minx something fierce, but I want Falko I want FALKOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>557992190Why do you still not have like a thousand Dahby sashes?
>>557992373i can buy 5,,, 2 nukes were not enough
>>557991989Now you know why we stay at our clubcord.
Cannot wait for that StayGold nigger to move on to the next fotm. He'll be spamming Almond Eye soon enough and pretend he was always a fan
>>557992489for an old as shit horse she actually looks pretty chipperall the videos of irl haru made me depressed because THAT was an old-ass looking horse
>don't play the game>wtf why doesn't game give me resources????????king retard
Post Stego!
>>557992573id rather have 20 of a sash i want than a pink ticket
>>557992547from where?
>>557992645To be fair Haru DID went through some gay shit, so that could be a part of it.
>>557992109Requesting nakadashi
>>557992197>mare who won a g1 while pregnantIMAGINE her career bros....
>>557992724From parent running? You gotta run the Dahby bwo it's affinity
>>557986763speaking of this OP, should I dump ally my books in fast paced/escapeartist?I feel like being able to instabuy that early career would make her career MEGA easy, and bourbon would ALWAYS take that skill, right?
>>557992724Trainer Mission part 2, whichever questline gave a bunch of sashes
>>557992712In /umaJP/? Why don't you do it instead, twice as much for the both of us
>>557992574Maybe you should stay there (unless you started playing yesterday, in which case I apologize for being mean) if you can't be assed to use your mind and think what skills are good for front runners, and which of those skills VBourbon has (spoiler: every skill she has is good for front runners).
The amount of doompost MANT gets is pretty overblown I watched Victoria Frontier do his MANT run and it only took him 35 minutes to complete one career.
>>557992528>whores herself out>zero fanslmao stupid falco
>>557992497>>557992109>missing tailI fucked up the slop.
>>557987957>"Strongest Mare" Gentildonna LOST her debut>"Miss #2" Verxina won hersWell, well, well, would you look at that
>>557991261Uhh Laurel.. why are you telling me about this and why are you locking the door behind you..?>I will probably also have a good timeOh n
>>557992937Where's Verxina's triple tiara
Falco's rivals haven't even arrived yet her FULL power hasn't been revealed to global this is just the start...
>>557992885I was talking about the retards, not your advice.
How come the JP schizo always show up when it's Stego, but never when it was literally any other jp uma over the last months? Really weird how he never shows up around Cheva, Ace, Gentle, whatever.Just an accusation, just a thought.
>>557992802parent run? implying i ever did such a thing?>>557992823i finished this tho
>>557992886So true xister VF is the best
>>557992712
Jiggie is still down.
>>557992817Sure, you want to be able to snowball those races
>5 borrows a day>can't hit the 1 in 5 odds of a mile sparkif spark reroll isn't rolled out day 1 of MANT, I'm gonna explode.
>>557993009Cheva is an anime character, and I've seen him bitch about Gentil and Ace though. Especially the gentil creatures. Calls them a spamming JPnigger all the time.
>>557993009Gonna keep the broken last part, it's funnier.
Card swipers have a significantly bigger unfair advantage compared to botters
>>557992976Should've linked the racehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSq0iRyfb8EI really like Falco's running style, I'm not sure because it's dirt but still having all that strength while front running is crazy.
>>557992817books are a very, VERY scarce resource at this point in the game, so think quite carefully about the uma you'd want to use them on. Will you be using that uma all the goddamn time? Sure, go ahead and blow the training books and make her smart. No? Save them for an uma you will.
I want to be part of this family so bad...
Any horse to watch out for in the February Stakes this weekend?
>>557993168Acute’s final spurt there is so awesome. Such a good race
>>557993198bourbon isn't my oshi but I do like her(my oshi has shit gold skills so doesn't do her much good)
FukuCHADS, I never should've doubted the power of your card... FUCK GROUNDWORK
Prediction for the 4 new umas?
>>557993250That family is a bunch of nutjobs, gimme Mejiro or SEGA instead.>>557993134Hmm, maybe so. At least they seem to turn up around similar times at least, make of that what you will.
This is like the best MANT guide I've seen so far https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4czYN3Sgrs
>>557993421Buy an ad already tranny fuck off and never come back you stupid faggot.
>>557993376Them being crazy is the best part
>>557993376The only real nutjob is Ofevre the rest, yes even goldship are manageable.
>>557993421buy an ad
>>557993267W Heart Bond won the Champions Cup G1 last year and her jockey is the same as Ebayan’s. Wilson Tesoro was extremely close though. Even if he hasn’t won a G1 yet I wouldn’t count him out since he’s always pretty close as well. There’s also Natural Rise who won 2/3 of the new dirt triple crown last year but got cucked by Narukami for the final one
>>557993421Based VivlosCHAD
>draw a boy>give him tits>becomes best girlIt was so simple...
>>557993534I want to have very intimate sex
Why do we let Uma & Co. shit up the threads again?
>>557993498Lord Couronne is taking this one
>>557993376Festa is pretty kind for that family. He just needed love, and he's mellowed out pretty well. Hope he lives for a long time.
>>557993168holy shit that race was incredible, I got chills. What a monster Falcon is
>>557993376I want all the JPspamming niggers to go but that specific faggot posts here with game bullshit too with his stolen fucking screenshots. People desperate to be thread celebrities need to kill themselves
When will sloptuber faggots realize they are not welcome
>>557993461>>557993480>He doesn't know adblock work LOLIdiot
>>557993637nice try Aelred
>>557993641Most of them mellowed out. Dream Journey just doesn't like people
>>557993707>brown esl replyewww
>>557993463At least 2 of them seem like a serious danger to have around, the others.. well one I'm mostly "eh" about, the others I'd touch.>>557993621Always is, always has been, always will be. Boys get along well with other boys, add tits and sex to the mix and you get the perfect pairing.
>>557993637The only solution is to move to /v/
i'm an umalator + brain chad, not watching any tubers
I'm sleepyNext uma posted I'll fap to before going to bed
This hint book in expensive, man games not pumping out alot of dreamglimmers
It was nice knowing you Le Fish formally known as bricked formally known as unbricked
>>557992197>from her loins come peak of japan horse racing both in turf (Equinox) and in dirt (Ebayan)baba...I KNEEL
>>557993737>all Currenposters are the same anonhmmmm......nyo
>>557993463
>>557992645She’s pretty well taken care of and treated like a queen because of her legendary broodmare status. Glad she’s still living her best life even at her very old age honestly. Urara just went through a lot in her life and couldn’t receive the same level of care unfortunately
>>557993695They get a kick out of being annoying cockroaches and are doing it for teh epic lulz xD or something.
>>557993834
>>557993649Says the warden wannabe thats quickly becoming a thread personality, you're almost as terrible as the fucking meekschizo.
>>557993772Makes senseI once heard that to find a girlfriend all you have to do is to find a friend you can fuckGuess that makes tomboys the best girlfriends by default!
>>557993803But you already posted the hottest uma
>>557993834hag shity
>>557993250I would take Stego and Journey
>>557993534lovey dovey kissing
>>557993839Disbanded?
>>557993898well he was several "players" on his club, so yeah, all karenshitters might as well be him
>>557994005why do you like planks
>>557993649>with his stolen fucking screenshotsThis is what weirds me out.Like dude, you're posting someone else's images, what kind of cuck shit is that.>look at my yandere waifu >look at my male waifu>look at my childhood friend waifu>no I don't have them and can't read japanese btw >*posts webm that he didn't make*Like, how brown you have to be to do that?
>>557993421>Relatable deck>MLB Fuku>MLB Fine Motion
>>557993931and now cheval and blast are accompanying her in the retirement home. Life so comfy I'm jealous bwo
>>557994050They are easy to carry
>>557993989Ok I'll add her to the mixBut only because it's impossible to find more than 3 good pics of Tap Dance City
>>557993968>all you have to do is to find a friend you can fuckPrrrrrrretty much, yeah. End of the day a relationship is all about communication, obviously that part works best between two guys. Something something lesbians have the highest rate of relationship disputes, and beatings. Remove that "driven by emotions" part, and you probably have a REALLY cool and extremely sexy bro to hang around with.
>>557994096Your fault for clicking that video, if you didn't scam your parents for money to play /uma/ you can't follow his "guides"
>>557992197Happy Birthday granny. May the rest of your days be peaceful, lazy, and satisfying
Favorite thread personality?
>>557994047I don't understand what that post was supposed to mean. Oh well.I just like Curren, that's all. Wish I had Falco though. Maybe she'll spook me on Kitasan's banner.........
>>557993637I bet they're planning all of this on their discord or uma.guide server
>>557992197Cute granny. Happy birthday and wish her the best
>>557992197looking good baba
>>557994368Top road wake up poster
>>557993592
>>557992489she looks better than nice nature did at that age, so she'll probably be able to break his record.
Can you all stop posting fanart?Like how cucked do you have to be to post someone else's images?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilOx_lyTrgUwhat a monster.........
>>557994452He's part of the umanko discord club that's negative aura.
>>557994368You shouldn't have a favorite thread personality.
>>557994368I like our pollniggers
>>557994368Teioposters
>>557993931Wasn't Urara basically abandoned by her real owner at some point, and pretty much a rescue horse
>>557992784Finally the teen pregnancy career we’ve all been waiting for
>>557994368Digitan love poster.
>>557994368I miss the hater of Buhis, the OG, the one and only. RIP :(
>>557994368Me
One more ticket probably would've been enough for Plat 3 but whatever. This team did a lot better than I expected considering two were autofilled from my Team Trials and one had no business running mile.
Will Exceed end up taking the Triple Crown route?
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>>557994368the anon below me
>>557994817Is back from her injury? Have to see if she’s durable enough for it
>>557994096you should be pulling for fine motion and borrowing or owning fuku. You did have a pull plan right?
Thoughts on this horse?
>>557994938Pony
>>557994938Wei
>The private fashion is a design that looks like a rich housewife, but many say that it does not suit Ryan's character, regardless of whether it is pretty or not. Even users who love Ryan or think his hairstyle is okay criticize this fashion. In some ways, it is better than Uma Musume who have no fashion sense, such as Symboli Rudolph or Tokai Teiwo , but many users feel sorry that it vaguely reflects her character, who is actually a bit of a dork and secretly cares about femininity. Because of this evaluation, the private fashion drawn in the SSR support card is considered relatively better.the part about rudolf and teio is a hyperlink to the korean slang term 'fashion terrorist'. god bless the autist gooks who wrote this wiki
>>557994801posts from the future
>>557994890>Use free SSR selectors 1st anni and 1.5 anni on Fine Motion for 3LB. I remember anons saying MLB is not needed
>>557994210Perfect body, perfect uma
QRD on uma&co?
>>557994368The girl reading this
>>557994938
Steam horse fest is on.
harlot
Did the keiba anons buy the horse games on steam?
>>557994747That's AI
>>557994657yes, but not really. her owner boarded her and her other horses at martha farm, cancelled their registrations, then didn't pay the boarding fees and defaulted. it's not like she was ever in limbo, that's just how her retirement started.
>>557995026before Mant maybe since 3lb puts it above the MLB SR wit but mlb is just busted and you'll need the wit output with less wit cards
>>557994885Last I saw she'll start training in a few days, I hope she makes it
>>557994938I just realized that instead of doing the shoes having alternate patterns like some of the other girls do, they actually did it on her hands instead.
>>557995153No, but I downloaded 2 to try, manager ones.>>557995169So is this.
I wish I could be Nice Nature for a day
>>557995240>Difference between LB3 and MLB is 15 mood bonus>15 mood is equal to 3 training effectiveness>BustedYou forgot to post your oguri, anon
>>557994890Pull plans are for nerds and poors
>>557994659she's blue blooded (her grandma's a bong princess) so I'm interested to see how that happen
Least favorite thread personality?
>>557995265>The waifu fag is the only one to recognize his boyAdds up
>>557995251I’m not sure if she’ll make the satsuki sho or oka sho, since she got injured after her debut she won’t have enough prize money to enter. Maybe the second leg races instead but we’ll still have to see how she performs in the preliminary races if she’s entering them
>>557995373Race bonus is rounded down to 5 and 1 more wit recovery is huge
>>557995370Please stop disrespecting my wife like that. You are disgusting.
>>557994747Horses are silly
>insert nakayama_Festa.png hereAnyone interested in a mahjong round? I'm not sure if the jongers are still here
>>557995584
is this ntr?
>>557995462Chiyono O poster.
>>557995462It was a tie between the stegonigger and the meeknigger but I hate the stegonigger more now looking at the threads from the past couple days
>>557995462All enemies of sweepy
>>557995584jongers? this is the jigger thread
>>557995568>1 wit recovery is huge>when you race 90% of the turns, so at best you recover 4 energy during a runYou need to get better at gaslighting
>>557995573
>>557995462Staygoldnigger or dictastrikerfag
>*1 GWNyo...
I can't stop staring at Tazuna whenever she shows up in events..
god damn i just played the roughest career i have ever started not only did all my cards fuck off to gods knows where the mood down every 2 turns and training failures at 10-15% made me realize it was time to abandon ship after barely scrapping 400 speed by mid classic year
>>557995719We used to be a jigger AND jonger thread..We even have (had?) a jong uma club...
>>557995774the FUCK did I do now??
>>557995837she got a fatty
Man, I wish anons made rooms. That would be fun for a change.
>Alright, going to do some runs>fail 15%>sleep deprived next turnBack to /uma/.
:)
>>557995774which one, the one that posts dicta, or the one that posts dicta and always says boy sex because that ones me...
Post your best reaction post to piggies
>>557995997>the one that posts dicta or the one that posts dicta
>>557995503Ah yeah that's right, but assuming she recovers in time and they think her form is good enough she could take Spring Stakes or Yayoi Sho route to qualify right?
>>557996047>not liking boy sex
>>557996028
>>557996126umaganda....
>>557995997Are you a retarded avatarfag
>>557996149when the FUCK did I say that?
>>557995462You
>>557994747Fukubros...
>>557995926We hate D*rt here so rooms have been discontinued.
>>557996152I hate this gay portrayal of Rudolf as a dick craving hag.Cingray spoiled me showing a Rudolf that only cares about umas that can be as good as her.
Oguribros, what MANT gaslights do you have prepared?
>>557996340That was an indeterminately long time ago. Now she's a fucking old dork.
>>557996418RB70 decks
>>557996119Maybe yes, but she absolutely has to win to get the most prize money. For example Bereshit won his debut race and got second in both the Erica Sho and Kyodo News Hai but he still might not actually have enough prize money to enter the Satsuki Sho as it is. In which case they would typically just shift focus to prep for the Derby instead with Mainichi Okan being the prep race I believe. Might be the same for her if she still doesn’t have enough
>>557996152WHERE IS HER TAIL
>>557995916And now I gotta fap.
>>557996418Actually, you only need 50 RB for MANT.Fuku+NTR+FM+KSB+2 more cards that depend on the race style.There, the worst advice ever.
You can post your keiba shit in /umajp/ its what they care about the most. No one here actually cares about irl horses
>>557996340is this is post career poodolph what happened to her toreina
>>557996418You need Mile Medium and Long sparks
Talking about how based Keiba is
>>557996612Umas at some point learn the harsh truth, Trainers move on to another umas after a while. Happened to Rudolf, happened to Oguri.
>>557996696NYOOOOOOOOOOO
>>557996596but in /umajp/ nobody replies and if you post too often it's considered spam
Is the SR+ ticket worth buying? Or do I get the scout ticket?
How much stamina & guts for Aquarius?
>>557996818Yes.
>>557991681It took three tries to become a modern day triple crown goat aside from Zeno rob roy. It’s been 2 decades and not a single modern day horse haven’t gotten a triple crown if only retards didn’t inbreed the living shit of all modern horses they could have a triple crown by now
>>557996843600+400
>>557996569>>557996458>50 is a gaslight>70 is a gaslightWho do i trust?
>>557996596This weekend is both the February Stakes and the uma anniversary pakalive. I hope you get an aneurysm reading the thread
So there I was, generating images of rice to make my rice shower stay at home wife chatbot who is trying her best to stop calling your oniisama but honey but one thing led to another and before I knew it there is just 20 vile and disgusting images of rice shower french kissing a dog on my hard drive I need to kill myself prompto
>>557995462Anyone who posts jp content here because they're too lonely and slow in their own thread.
>>557996927Select cards on their own merit, aim for 50 minimum, if good cards give you more then that's a happy accident
Ricebros, your reputation....
>>557996818Nothing to lose from rolling for free
>>557995568you are such a piece of shit, kill yourself
>>557995462Anyone who cries over jp content posted here because their janny application got declined
>>557996818>Silver cleatsYou should be buying all. If you can't afford it, it means you are a new player so SR ticket would be better
>>557996953yes kill yourself asap
Casualbwos, flatlinerbwos, how do I stop obsessing over not hitting TP capI think I'm....le burning out
>>55799692750 is too little, 70 is a good spot. People like >>557996993 will have a hard time playing but it's not like the scenario will be gone in a week, you will have months to see what was a gaslight and the retards will either complain or quit.
Is Taiki the only one to call them Umas?
This is a 40 year old woman
>>557996815well just assume /umajp/ is busier during actual jp hours.
>>557989525mesugaki tokai teio... correction needed
>>557997152Your sweepy?
>>557996464Hmm, one can only hope they make it, they'll make an already interesting first leg more lively.
I just finished writing my suicide note. I cannot continue after what happened in capricorn finals.
>>557997152Pic related
>>557997243I'm a paying customer, no thanks
>>557997231there is no jp hoursthe thread is dead they all quit during MANT and the ones who quit but came back for future scenarios are giving you bad advice so you quit too
>>557995850I had a similar career with vBourbon, my 3 speed cards went every the fuck where except on speed, I got no bubbles to pop on stam, and only had 480 stam by the time haruten showed up, thought I could get 3rd without buying a white recovery, stupid fucking piece of shit I knew betterwasted three clocks fuck my retarded ass
>>557997259Forget about it trainersan it's sprint
>>557996880>>557997039>>557997118got it, thanks!
>>557997209She got umapyoid really hard by rudolf that they have a retard foal
>>557995462the anti-spoiler faggot
>>557995926I'll do some rooms tomorrow evening, I've got three aces I want to test.
>>557996596We have to watch and analyze the February Stakes this weekend to acquire knowledge for cm10
>>557996953I wish that were me...
>>557997259can't be worse than the Ug rank piggie that lost to an A+ bakushin
It's impressive what this dude is doing. Making webms that link to catbox, uploading everything there and checking the soundposts are made correctly. Then uploading it here on cooldown, because people here give (You)s unlike the old men at /umaJP/ but despite all that effort nobody gives a shit. Incredible.
Sugoi desu ne.
>he reactedso predictable
>>557997695All the JPniggers are desperate for attention and I wish they'd go back to their thread
>>557997695You sound bothered
>>557997209My sister in law..
Can I blame Uma&Co for all the shitposting happening right now?
>>557996672English announcers hit differently for some reason
im using deepseek to make lewd scenarios for my mirror universe concept "inumusume bitch derby" where instead of sweet hard-working waifus all of the dog girls are western-style trashy celeb sluts
>>557997864A boogeyman creates thread cohesion and unity.
Consider THIS
>>557989376Rice in particular should every time. Her signature epithet has hitherto been not viable to pursue in ace runs.>Win KKS as #1/2 fave>Win TSS as #1/2 faveIs easy enough, but>>>Participate in 23 graded racesJust ain't happeninBut in MANT you'll get it pretty much every single time.
>>557996983and then this dork kicked a wall and diedcrazy she died in fucking england and was buried there, bongs are so lucky to visit her
>>557997864Why do you think everyone always blames "the browns", "seatards" or "da juice"?>>557997989This.
>>557997983Be careful or someone me might steal your concept for a porn game
>>557997983are greyhound races even popular?
>>557998015gold ship isn't dead
>>557997632videoanon, do you have the retarded Hanshin run of Orfevre>>557998015but that's Golshi Arima...
>>557998009Whatever is between love and lust that's what I feel for those two and can't wait to pull them and win CMs with them
>>557998105not particularly compared to honse but they still happen.
>>557998015>>557998125>>557998164my bad, meant to quote >>557997161
>>557998164I only have a few that /jp/ anons told me about many months back, my way of thanking some of them.This is the only Orfe one I have I think, no idea if it's the one you want.
>>557997934>sprintersNow that I think about it I've never seen a Ka Ying Rising race
>>557998381You didn’t watch the HK races with us last year, anon? KYR absolutely smoked his competition but it was fun to watch still
i hate umamusume, where are the naughty ningens craving torena cock?
>>557998164Is that the one where he swings out and throws the race?
Uhhhh Uma musume?
This is all Uma&Co's fault
>>557998923Matikanetannhauser
>>557994368that pokkeposter who crashes the fuck out in all caps is pretty good
>Charming + 3 well rested>Barely into classics yearHow badly is this run going to crash?
>>557998936IRL UMANKO UOOOOH>>557999037I miss that guy
>>557997878>English announcersthat URA channel guy posted Ebayan's saudi cup 2026 with Arabic commentary and it sounds very kino https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOAGbziC3fU
>>557994368I liked the Marvelous Sunday guy for hosting races. RIP.
>>557999094desu i think english announcers for the game woulda been kind of funI DO NOT want the main game dubbed, but having some intentionally cheesy as fuck english announcers for the races woulda been pretty entertaining(toggle-able of course)
>>557999037>pokkeposter that posts all capsthat's a thing??
>perfect run in terms of stats>800+ on spd and pow by the beginning of y3>literally 0 white or pink sparksFucking ruined
Valentine's lines are up.
>>557999094>That heroic music>The announce starts getting seriousHoly shit what is happening>>557999189If the japs have a potential for one thing, than it is cheesy english dubs, so I'd very much like to see it for the hell of it. Sure would make me skip less.
>>557998731yes. just after getting that triple crown + Arima win, immediately throw off a G2>>557998921thanks anon.
A tiny streamer I follow does a room match of this race at the end of every stream. I want to tryhard so it ruins the fun. What umas and skills do you think would be good on this course? How would you go about completely breaking this 1000m dash apart?The map behaves bizarrely. There is no corner, so there is no final corner, so there are many skills that activate on the final straight that are phrased>is_finalcorner==1>&corner==0that won't work, because even though there is technnically a 0m break dividing first and final straights, there's no final corner for the skills to check so they fail. Notable Examples, Plancha and Mummy don't work here.The runners also don't merge at all. With no corner, they just exit the gate and run in a straight line.Corner skills obviously don't work, so Kitasan actually kinda sucks to bring.I've been thinking of a few strategies myself. Dodging Danger to force 3 fronts to stack up in the middle and maybe get one to trigger NSM. XOguri pace with hydrate + pref pos + ignite STA to full on gambleTaishin probably works though base duration encroaching shadow won't win the race all on its own.Help me spread the gospel of No Fun Allowed.
>Welfare card worth more points than the 4 star banner unit>R card worth more points than 4 star unitFucked up
I had to double check this was the right thread
>>557999352Unironically thank /umajp/, they linked these to me after I asked, I just did the encoding.
>>557994368Literary pioneers of our time.
>>557999470>A+>whalegood times back then
>>557999435Pace Oguri with NSM and Rushing Gale.
>>557999451You say this every. single. fucking. day. Plus, it's not like Keiba posting was never a thing in here, people used to watch streams together, no one batting an eye.
I hope that BUHIII poster stays alive long enough to witness U ranks on the regular
I need to know more about this artist's creature
>>557999451No you didn’t
>>557999343some japanese commentary can be adapted into english if they want to>the final steep is nothing for her! This is it, burn this sight to your eyes for eternity! the golden tyrant, ORFEVRE!
>>557994368I like a few of them, the ntrfag for keeping the threads up and updated he is also wittyThe turbo poster is cute and rapeableAnd the luna posters are comfy but stupid I hate oguri posters because the majority of them are indians or spics who latched out on her anime popularity, not because they like oguri
>>557999595I say it every day because I get confused every day... I don't want to bother the other thread with my global posts
>>557999435If you have Calstone Light O, she's good.>The runners also don't merge at all. With no corner, they just exit the gate and run in a straight line.They can decide to sidestep and block the guy behind them, whether it's by chance or intentional I've got no idea.>NSMIt's not just for when you're blocked, as it checks the adjacent lanes.Hope that helps!>I do not have Calstone Light OBricked.
Aaaaaaaaaaaand the best for last, a disgusting Fre*sh being Fren*h.>>557999649Plenty of things they can do, I'm sure. Hell, could get some more known ACTUAL commentators on the phone and get them to dub the races fresh, off the cuff as they would live.>>557999690>I get confused every dayNo you don't.
>>557999470I miss him dearly
Is OG Gold City any good for Aquarius? Ive only seen people recommend her festival version
>>557999778This is the global thread tho...
>>557999529What REALLY makes me think about these days is how what was limiting F2Ps to make good umas was the lack of a MLB Kitasan Black.But after the second banner dropped, F2Ps were making high A+ to S rank umas.Were whales just shitters? It's like a powerspike dropped but whales had access to this card for ages before.
>>557999189>desu i think english announcers for the game woulda been kind of funMy dream is that once we get the American scenarios, Cygames reaches out and hires Larry Collmus to do the announcer voice for American tracks.
That was weird. Bourbon went to Dirt A with just one dirt inspiration this time.
Boy Sex
>>558000016Post the parents
>>557999778wrong tab bwo
>>558000030that artist is way too sex, nice lewds as well
>we didn't get the get>>558000000sad!
>>557999854>>558000096>They don't have herI fail to see how that's my problem?
>>558000016Was it a 3* spark? That has a 40% chance to skip a letter grade and take you from C to A and B to S. I think there's a chance it can happen with a 2* spark, but it'd be significantly lower to happen.
>>557999252It could've been so good...
>>558000196It's like saying he should use King from Tekken to run the race.I know you enjoy larping as a retarded uma due to your AGP but please try to keep it to yourself.
I am going to file an impeachment case for the student council
>>557999853Gold City bukkakeNow as for your question, yes. People recommend her Festival version for the better growths (ANY kind of speed growth is better than 0) and her strong unique skill but you can't go wrong with an Uma that has innate OYL on a Mile track
>>558000193>It went to /lolg/>>558000227iirc the gene guide says the range depends on affinity as well
>>558000316Urara is a sleeper agent for Rudolf that's why she's in tracen.
Ah they're going to do bits and pieces of recaps until the anni
>>558000336eh, they ARE the reason /vg/ was made. they deserve a few.
>>558000473
>>558000473half of these umas look overdesigned as hellcan't beat a simple design like spechud or oguri cap
>>558000473McQueen mentioned.
>>557999059Somehow it didn't. Even got a scenario record. No dirt/mile S but it'll do for now.
>>558000627cute boy and gold city mentioned
>>558000627Team Ascella kino
>>557999435That is the most fun track. There are no less fun tracks. How can no fun be allowed when it is the best track in the game? Every track should be remade to be just like this one. Only then will we reach the peak of racing.
>>558000716Your OYL?
>>558000716>150000000 CCAnon...
name 3 horses
>>558000920isn't that good for the hill?
>>558001018smart falconcurren chanmanhattan cafe
>>558000854OYL sucks. I've seen it proc in a good spot once.>>558000920There's a hill right there. The number's big so it'll make the big speed too.
>>558000882granny and bro spotted!
>>558001018DurandalDuramenteFurioso
>>558000465Honestly believable. You could put a wire on Urara and no one would suspect a thing.
4chan x is ded?
>>558001018Gold ShipGold CityStay Gold
>>558001018Kitasan BlackKitasan Black (white)Kitasan Black (anime collab, my husbando)
>>5580011474chan itself is dead
>>558001057>>558001054The uphill is late race, when you are accelerating. You are not benefiting from the skill at all
>>558001230what is carryover speed
>>558001147no?
Post canonical ships
>>558000227Yeah, that was a 3* El dirt spark, double circle affinity too.
>>558000465>>558001138
>>558000716This is like the 2nd or 3rd time I've seen anons get FF instead of OYL. Is it really that bettet than OYL or sacrificing Natie wit card?
>>558001018BelieveCalstone Light ODurandal
>>558001293For carryover youd need to proc it before late race, which is impossible. Are you retarded?
I finally realized why Laurel seemed so familiar - she's got those same sex eyes that Kashima from Kancolle has.
kraft tits
>>558001382Pasa has innate FF so it's a must for her, don't get confused.
>>558001381Oh yeah? Release to Luna Files
>>558001365>post canonical shipslike a gold ship?
>>558001293dumbo, you can't carryover any speed if the speed you're gaining is AFTER you're accelerating in late-raceyou'd need an uphill right BEFORE late-race to get any carryover
>>558001018PotoooooooSir gaylordKincsem
>>558001415for carryover you need to proc it before you accelerate that's how it works>>558001483the accel skills happen DURING late race, the hill is 30m after late race begins
>>558001451Literally nothing will happenEveryone knows uma musumes need to bang humans to reproduce and everyone also knows trainers are most likely to bang their traineesIt's just the way things are
>>558001365
>>558001382I am going to let you in on a secret that no one's noticed yet: I was trying to make her an end closer. I didn't get straight spurt so I converted her to a late surger.
>>558001018GolshiGold Shipand Mejiro Ship
>>558001637>I was trying to make her an end closerWhy would you do that, doesn't spurt activate too late?
I'll bench El for another front or debuffer I guess
>>558001637Isn't it better to just let her be end closer?
It's really hard to give a shit about mutate projects when I keep missing the 1 in 4 mile pink odds and I won the last two cms on easy to build umas with borrow parents.
>>558001558when you proc a velocity skill you don't get the speed immediately, your uma just starts accelerating to the target speedfor any carryover to happen you need the velocity skill to proc and for the uma to accelerate to the target speed before she reaches late-race because as soon as she crosses into late-race her target speed rises really high and she starts accelerating to her spurt speedif you proc a velocity skill right after late-race starts you're just increasing the target speed with no change to the acceleration so you don't get any benefit to the skill
>>557997693Do people still not understand rank paddingyou can have UG1 Uma but it usually means you have some useless skills You could have all stats 1200 and still lose because you have no acceleration skills
So what's the meta for the upcoming dirt CM? Spoonfeed me onegai
>>558001430Semen demons for sure.
>>558001301weird, my 4chanx stopped working
>>558001558You really don't know game mechanics, do you
>>558002068Oguri CapSilence SuzukaTaiki ShuttleTwo of these are fronts btw.
>>558001757The final straight is ~33 meters after late race starts. It isn't that much later.>>558001763Wellllllll I ended up with next to no end closer hints, and spurt is pretty crucial to making it all work. No spurt means your only accel is NSM, which will be spotty due to the final corner fan out.
>>558001365Impregnating the whole Nishino bloodline was just an act of lust and not for love
>>558001570>listen, director, I have the solution to the declining umamusume birth rates>young umamusume are a bunch of fickle maiden, they would never actively try to procreate, for pregnancy could mean a premature end to their career >and dilligent trainers would never touch their trainees, or even treat them as anything other than a child, for it might be a danger to their careers>my solution? instate a rule to prohibit relationships between trainer and trainee. they'll naturally break the rule both groups are too horny for their own good
>>558001365ok but you forgot to post one
>Average /uma/ torena just repeats keywords learned from sloptubers like carryover and pacedown without knowing how they workGrim...
>>558001018Oguri CapOguri PeakMambo
>>558002278That's very chariot of you bro... Don't do that
FUCK TURF QUEENS
>>558001018Super CreekMaruzenskyMejiro Ramonu
>>558002362Your 2111?
>>558002267Grass would do this
>>558001365The sexiest
So what's the verdict? Are you happy with your chocogundam?
>>558001018Stay GoldGentildonnaDuramente
>>558002443You can still get the queens on that setup. 11112 usually works as long as dazzling smile isn't the first one.
>>557993198Valentine Bourbon + Christmas Oguri are good umas to dump skill books on, afterwards your favorite. Dream Glimmers barely drop nowadays.
>>558002612just 2221
What the hell is this
>>558002612No you can't. If you do 2 first, it's impossible to get turf queens
Kitasan getting NTRd by Duramente is making me hard.
>>558002683I think slop isn't that bad
>>558002736this one is good so get it
>>558002068Triple front or double front with a Late Surger
>>558002736golshi unique as a skill but gamba
>>558002740Maybe I went 2 somewhere in the middle then. I haven't encountered them in a while.
>>558002612On 2111 your final race is from the B opponent pool, so no turf queens. I think either 1211 or 1121 can let you face turf queens due to some rank rounding weirdness, though.
>>558002736Goldship unique but skill
>>558002873raping scarlet
>>558002740You can get turf queens though.Not the top 2 turf queens, but the turf queens where if you beat them you get 4th and if you beat the middle team you get 6th, is the ultimate shit RNG pick.
>>558002824no need to bother with all that shit just get 10th
>/u/schizo samefagging
>>558002278Are you from Uma&Co?
>>5580029026th is fine
what's cortisol?
>>558001365Do rivals count
>>558002278I only heard it from /uma/ I dont know how pacedown works
>>558003048stress
new gaslight dochttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1wOcHD1SIicbdAMAyR8FXS3iKOcXlzm99QOte9ZEzJaM/edit?tab=t.sce6pvio84nc
>>558003058Sure why not
idgi
>>558003037i want to be fucked to death by mob umamusumes
>>558003094bwo this was only for the discord club why are you leaking it here
>>558003048Stress hormone that everyone suddenly aware of because of nonsensical memes related to dances on tiktok.
>>558003123Bubble isn't a mob, don't be rude.
>>558003123that aint no mob
>>558003154>>558003161Her design is retarded if she's a real umaSo Dramatic when?
>>558003094>check credits>rank 1 team trials guy is in there I mean, you can't get more sound advice than that
>>558003154>>558003161i want to be fucked to death by bible gum
>>558003096she straightaway spurted to victory
Double Mile Corner, Doube End Straightaway, NSM, Unyielding Spirit or After-School Stroll? Have enough points for only one of them.
>>558001365Ogurifags seething
>>558003235>"Alright, here's your cake.">she turns around and starts shaking her asswhat do you do
>>558003414>114th time's the charmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>558003235Happy birthday anon. I'm still getting birthday messages even though mine was a few days ago. GBF does the same thing.
>>558003096>553 stamina>PaceYou could have won as late
>>558002467Where's the Duramente/Kitasan art. All of the other rivalries get hateships but how come it's always Dura NTR'ing Kitasan
>>558003517
>stats remain sub 500 by second new years>it will get betterIt didn't. I should've given up right there
>>558003482I don't have to do anything. Tazuna has already been dispatched.>>558003507A belated happy bday, TM Opera Bro
>>558003257Her design is fine. She's cute.
>>558003094so there's specific padders these guys target that have weak umas to get high ratings and you need 230k minimum rating to see them consistentlyyeah I'm not rebuilding my whole team right before mant anyways
>>558003517retardGOD...
>>558003527Because Dura ntr'd Kita irlHe also fucked his momSomeone please post the greentext I forgot to save it last time it was posted
>>558001637endcloser works great if they can pass through the late surgers, but i still feel it's an uphill battle in this CM. a good On your left trigger is way better than a straightaway spurt proc. spurt is only 0.9s base and 0.2 accel that is. you would have to rely on furious feat too
why are boy horses more sex than girl horses...
>>558003668Such an annoying design, like Twin Turbo's.That's right, I said that. Even though I like her.
Nice
>>558003414the corner skill
>>558003797da sexiest uma are mares, and boy(girl)s
>>558003527>it's always Dura NTR'ing KitasanI assume it's because while (almost) every other rivalry had some back and forth in racing results, Dura always had the leg up on Kita and cucked him too
>>558003832Agree to disagree.
>>558003797You're bored of regular women and it takes more effort to make boyish ladies look hot
>>558003912Give me a qrd on Bubble Gum Fellatio
>>558003708When you see the oguri image you need to put on your irony glasses bro
>>558003945
>>558003973She always carries bubblegum and uses it as emergency flavored condomsShe reuses them tooAs both
>>558003841I want to get done with my dirt aces to get back to remaking my final unity TT team before MANT drops.I have luckshitted into 700k territory for 2 weeks and I want it again. Nice score btw.
>>558004078>remaking your TT team 2 weeks before MANT dropswhy though if you're retaining class 6 it's good enough
>>558004046Interesting background, hope I can get her 1 day
>>558004009Oh yeah my favorite umamusume, Mejiro Sora!
>start making a Seiun parent after finishing up a Pasa one>her career is way easier
>>558004009
