Previous: >>557986763Thank you for always being there for me.>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Mihono Bourbon (3* alt), Eishin Flash (3* alt), Sakura Chiyono O (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: Nishino Flower (Wit), Sakura Bakushin O (Guts), SSR Riko Kashimoto (Pal), SSR Tazuna Hayakawa (Pal)Current CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mMain Story Chapter 5 is out02/13 - 02/19 - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Valentine Taiki Shuttle (3*), Valentine Sounds of Earth (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru, SSR Neo UniverseNew Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
>>558005686
El sitting on my face when?
>horse fest on steam>scroll down>both the global version and party dash is innitlmfao
>>558005908I will oshi this cow when she comes out in global literally made for anal breeding.
Realistically speaking, how many skill points can you save if you extensively prioritize white sparks on your legacies?
>>558005909the spicy farts will melt your skin off
>>558005981https://store.steampowered.com/category/horsesthere's a horse category....
>>558005982
i NEED to get smothered by fat sweaty uma breasts
>>557878090hehe
>>558006093>all these foid gamesare we fags
Now that we've all licked our wounds, and hopefully recovered Capricorn Cup Finals pollhttps://poal.me/tc32mhttps://poal.me/tc32mhttps://poal.me/tc32mIt's not mine but I'll keep reposting it for 3 days. I now understand (emotionally) why that one anon wants these polls be posted later rather than right after CM.
>>558006119This image is funny because I'm more likely to stare in an Uma's eyes than I am anything else. A lot of them have VERY pretty eyes, Gentildonna included.
Hot Spring Trip with Super Creek.
>>558006119>>558006174bit late to ask that, oguri
>>558006198You say that but then she leans forward and your eyes just wander at which point you're caught
>>558006174RDR is a foid game???
>only one win out of 10>And it's due to having too many front runners where Front Taiki actually activates her ultimate
>>558006201The best trip of my life.
>>558006269by that point she's literally asking for it then
>>558006294I googled that and the answer was annoying so I'll pretend that data is bad
>Another event about some boring shit
>>558006465
why is my urara late starting almost every room? fuck you cyshit
>>558006465Last one was pretty funny. This one is the first event that felt very flat to me. I blame Flash and Bobo not being fun with banter.
German gazongas
>>558005950Cringe
>VF sent his discord against a small creator because he disagreed with VF
I like genning promps where Umas get head patted, however due to the way I cropped this image it looks like someone is taking Suzuka from behind but I assure you the full image is that of Suzuka being headpated
Wow first time catching Aruvu outside of Phantasia, Umapyoi or Special Record. And with Air Groove again too.
>>558006657>a cute girl laughing is cringebitch I don't care WHICH uma it is, but hearing a cute laughter such as this warms the heart
Quieres?
>>558006040I can take it
>>558006665Anyone got the link I only care now that it's unlisted, how bad could it be
>>558006665but he's not wrong, bourbon is literally just for lazy people...?
>>558006730I WAS GOING TO POST THIS IMAGE FUCK YUOU
>>558006745>El Condor's El HermanosI snickered.
>>558006624She enslaved me with her tits
>>558005981So which one has the horse sex? I might be a customer...
>>558006697>I missed the winkPlease woman, come out faster.
>>558006707It's the compilation that's cringe not the laugh in itself
>>558006780Glad you liked my art commission.
>>558006690Send the full pic
>>558006813whats cringe about it?
>>558006665wow brown people drama
>>558006780
>>558006848Something about it just screams KHV
*thinks*
>>558006780boring, shouldve used fuku or nishino. or tama.
>>558006941what now?
>>558006941Gold City Bukkake
>>558006972Do not.
>>558006941What nta but what does KHV mean btw
>>558006941gold city sex
>>558006941???
>>558006941>Koi herpesvirus (KHV) is a highly contagious, deadly viral disease affecting common carp and koi (Cyprinus carpio), causing up to 100% mortality ratesthank god I'm not coy
Gold City is not a slut... It's normal for umas to not be virgin at her age...
>>558006994King Henry Version
>>558006941i want roasties OUT of my cute horse girl general
>>558006761From my experience, she flat out destroys me every time I face against herHaving instant access to groundwork means more high rolls since she can have access to stronger parents that do not have the ground work spark
>>558006761>>558006665Bourbon are for people who has no time to play this game. Maybe this retard shouldnt have made that title overrated when Bourbon is a top 5 front that can last up to 2 JP years
What the fuck?
>>558006983>>558006994>>558007038Kissless hugless virgins
>>558007094True!the hotter the uma, the more likely she does a night visit on her trainer day 1
>>558007162>is for people who have no timeSounds overrated then?
>>558007186
>>558007094city a CUTE! a CUTE virgin, just for ME!>>558007186At least I'm not a SNF like you
>>558007186>>558007208real whore hours
>>558007208>on her trainermmmmmmmmm haha yeah, her trainer
>>558007094
>>558007186No, I'm wondering why would even think of thatIt's just giggling
>>558007218Overrated for the top1% playerExtremely good for the rest of the playerbase
When I see official art like this I think it's funny because one of my first thoughts here is "damn it's so fucking over for Suzuka, Kitasan, and Ace"
https://poal.me/98fdvchttps://poal.me/98fdvchttps://poal.me/98fdvc
>>558007286stop being a cuck while posting my oshiI entertained you for far too long, next post you make I'll kick your nuts, if you even have them
>>558007276gentle lovey dovey baby making with palmer
>>558006846I cannot, look she is wearing clothes so she cannot be naked and having sex and is just being head patted you will have to trust my word on this one. I am also testing out new parameters so the quality is on the downlow
>>558007094Is it normal for racehorses in their prime racing years to get ANY action? Surely GolShi got to bang some mares every time he got a win, riiiiight?
I can't point it out yet but I think Uma&Co is behind all the shitposting in here
>>558007364Wtf is a KHV
>>558007380Oh no, the scary trainer is here I'll leave now
>>558007357Don't forget Tap Dance City. She's also a big nige.
>>558007406The Co stands for coordinated d**c**d raids
>>558006981No butt stuff with Fuku!
>>558007430kissless hugless virgin
????
>>558007430kingdom hearts 5
>>558007364It took this fucking poll for me to get the context enough to get what KHV meant.
i can't believe those city whores corrupted my innocent country bumpkin
>>558007474
>>558007406Detective Falco on the case!
>danchou (useless sack of shit) and an officer (his cocksleeve) are flat liningwelp i guess its time for me to start my own club before i keep working for these freeloaders
>when your bwos wont hug and kiss you anymore and turn into bros
>special jannetty
>>558007524Yeppers no...
>>558007586
>>558007550When you think Mambo has turned over a new leaf...
They should localize onii-chan as bwo
>>558003832Your criticism will never catch me! Hee hee hee!
>>558007364What even is a normalfag and how do you fail to be normal?
>>558006941>>558007186
>>558007741yaasss currenxister!
>>558007474>>558007536
Teiofags have competition
>>558007847Nobody posts vivlos, qrd on that whore?
>>558007815trainer RAPE
>>558007847???You lost or something this isnt discord?We only talk about Kitasan getting cucked here
>>558007847hold on let me pull my dick out of curren's mouth so she can answer you
>>558007764if you had a girlfriend in highschool or later and have less than 3 friends now, you're a failed normalfag(you also need to be posting on chans, but that's obviously an automatic yes)
Oguri is a fat fuck and got cucked by Horlicks lmao
Nobody unironically likes Rice shower
>>558007847gacha curdles the brain and causes nonsensical utterances that are sometimes mindlessly echoed by other nearby sufferers of this condition
You know who's a slut? Fine Motion.Those gloves are TOO lewd.
>>558007406all we do is trade dirt shoes
>>558007357Pace Suzuka will be saved by the NSM proc.
>>558008013Your danchou hates you if you didn't get invited to the discord.
I ended up throwing up the pills I tried to overdose on after losing the finals
>>558008089Dancho doesn't invite anyone to the cordhe just leaves a link for free entry
>>558008137heyyyyyyy i remember you posting some hours agofaggot
Cheer up /uma/!
>"waaaaaa im a virgin retard loser i want to kill myself reeeeee"Be glad you younglings will never experience the pain and mainly stress associated with being divorced and she takes quite litterally every thing. I still do not understand how this shit works. My dog, you live with a women for 4 years, she gets the dog im was considering killing myself unironically
>>558008208I want to have sex with a gyaru...........
>>558008154>He just admitted there's a cord
>>558008167https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/image/l8K_pO6inqzE4A7vmUwiEw/>>558008208SEX with that gyaru
umatunes
>>558008252>he's just realizing there's a cord its in the clublist and everything bwo
>>558008245but does a gyaru want to have sex with you
>>558007847At least Tachyonshitters quiet down, didn't expect redittors to take so long to drop though
>>558008252It's not a secret
>>558008261Only five days left...
>We have actual discordfags ITT
>>558008252all /uma/ clubs have a cord bwo...
>>558008293https://youtu.be/iA8NnJ99HqY
>>558008237doto would never say something like this
>>558008261>>558008329I'm FATAn OtakuAnd most importantly: I'm a Oji-san.
>>558008329according to recent anime and manga I've been reading, absolutely!in fact, chances are you might be the dense motherfucking fucking over your own chances at banging, stop being so self-defeating!
>>558008252your danchou hates you
>>558008000FineMo owes me MLBAnd gloved handjobs
>>558008419What the fuck is Ruby's problem
>>558008329I'm a certified ojiisan who can provide allowance
falco...
I can't wait for young grandma hors.
>>558008252All A+ and S clubs have cords you mongrel
>>558008517My bro and her good (old) friend!
>>558008532Mambros explain???
im sure this pose is a reference to a meme right? please explain it
>>558008628Mambo is a B+ club
>>558008517gonna fuck the shit out of my bro and our free time AND my granny
>>558008474net worth?
uma.guide
Their cake looked like shit. I don't want to eat that.
>>558008659It's a Japanese zoomer meme from a yaoi anime you wouldn't get it.>>558008727BUT IT HAS GERMAN SPIRIT AND ENGINEERING
>>558008628The Mambcord is not real! We are also a B+ club
>>558007815Helios is gonna run carrying something in 11 months give or take
>>558008628danchou the peasants are thinking again, kill another flatliner to distract
>>558008782jord and her feel good burger
>>558008727alright more for me, fag
>>558008517The flip phone kills me every time. Absolute cutie.
I'm going to sleep and I want umas to have sex with me in my dreams wish me luck
Ok I'm on like my 5th career ever. How do I get the crazy event with sparkling stars and the girls that run off into the sky? Does that happen randomly sometimes, like you're just blessed?
>>558007982tamamo is broke as fuck and has a small peepee
>>558008956i wish you bad luck
i love this cute doofus
>>558008910
I want to make some more slop. Who should King Halo kiss? Do mot say dog I will fucking kill you
>>558008972It's guaranteed to happen twice. Once in your classic year and once in your senior year.
>>558008972April
>>558009010seiun sky
>>558009010Me, she should kiss me.Or Kawakami Princess.
>>558006294Anon I hate to say it but... Yes. It actually is.
>>558008727How do you even eat that thing?
>>558009010Air Jihad
>>558008532my A+ club doesn't have a discord (other than our dancho and his serbian bf) most of our club just posts here most of the day
>>558009102With a spoon
me kissing kingu's first-rate breasts
>>558009010Urara
>>558009141found the shitposting club
yall are fucking great
>>558009007I'm retarded and I'm glad she encourages me to make her more retarded.
>>558009183You mean fake breasts?
>>558009248
>>558009010mayano and urara and flower and cafe
>>558007406I can guarantee you that anyone looking to make drama has joined a low profile club. That's why doxxes and such are rare
>>558009260Kingfags got too uppity...
>>558009260>dubi couldn't give less of a fuck
>>558009141Mambro...
How essential is Furious Feat on Late Surger Brian this CM? I have 0LB Oguri I could toss in for it but I'd certainly have to drop Sweep for it and I feel that Kita/Flash aren't enough to max by themselves even with a 10% growth. I can't borrow it for a higher LB since I'm already borrowing NN Wit, currently I'm running Kita/Sweep/Flash/Fuku wit/R! Riko/NN borrow.
>>558009319why would what club you are in matter if you want to start drama
>Lose vicory chakra>Give upAt least it was pre-debut.
>>558009387dats a car, nothing else there, but a 2d car in a 3D space
>>558008659JJK I think
>>558009372>Late Surger BrianDo you hate yourself
>>558009449Can you only see colors? Are you OK?
When are they adding the title screen song to the jukebox?
>>558006665Wow it's like our 4chan raids of the past. VF really is the 4chan sloptuber
imagine losing your virginity with anyone besides your Uma
>>558009483Considering I ran Sprint BNW in Capricorn I think you know the answer to that one it's yes, and I already have have Biwa built
>>558009587Can you only lash at people when they make jokes related to Stay Gold?
reminder that kingu is a first-rate gamer and she would pwn ur n00b azz
>>558007186I thought it was handholdless
who can actually front run in aqua cup if i dont have falco
>>558009668>lash at
>Get spurt hint on the first turn>Get fast learner>Turf S>Speed is lagging a bit but still salvageable>Risk a double rainbow during senior summer @ 50%>Don't overdo it gives my trainee nigger aids>Use Riko>Next training another double rainbow @ 14%>Fail it>Get practice perfect off bottom option>Next training double rainbow @ 5%>Fail it>Lose the final unity matchI'm gonna puke
>>558009769>he risked 50% on a good run
>>558007406someone post the meme of umaclub murdering every uma club
>>558009735
I'm not saying I need 3* sparks everytime but I've been running the same career for two weeks now and 1/10 I get a 2* blue or pink, I can't get both of them and it's feeling ridiculous at this point. Badly need qol here
>>558009769you should already knew that getting too lucky early on means that your run is actually cursed
>>558009648It's rough, but there's little you can do if a different uma rapes you.
>>558006941>>558007186Gold City would know and say this because she browses Umachan.
>>558009843i don't have oguri either
I thought that boobs are her only good point. I was wrong.
>>558009648Childhood friend vs your traineeNo, your childhood friend isn't your trainee like Buena Vista
So many failed normalfaggots here....woaw
>>558007186idk why hugless is even in the acronym it seems fairly irrelevant "dateless" would be a better virgin indicator
>>558010000Who is the artist of this? I want more art of helios getting cucked
>>558009809Speed was lagging and a risk had to be taken. I was mentally prepared for a failed training, not a complete knee capping. Playing it safe would have left me with mid 1K speed, which would not be usable.>>558009863I didn't ask for any of that. It is stupid the game can bless you with these events, but really it is a curse due to the FoRcEd RNG distribution.
I kissed, i hugged, I'm not a virginBut i never dated.Umamusume
I saw VF is running a C turf SeiunSky for Aquarius cup is he trolling?
>>558010107How does it feel paying for hookers
>>558010107come on gwo prostitutes dont count
>>558009372i feel like it's necessary as 2nd strong accel because you are going against digital with both gold forward march and on your left. on your left on its own rarely be enough in roommatches i went through
>>558010127>>558010151It was grindr
>>558009910https://youtu.be/jDRumrmb7Bw?t=80s
>>558010093look under the first panel
>>558010202bro sounds kinda gay, did they at least look like a trap
>>558010202almondancho.....
>>558009725I think that's why it's khhv but some people forget the other h
>>558010202so just a slut then
>>558010202You forgot your Teio image
god i fucking hate demon darby
Urara's trainer is a KHV
>>558008678>>558008796>Mambo is a B+ clubDon't get cocky, Mambfags!
>>558010202I guess not paying for sex is better in a way...?
>>558010345dancho would say this
>>558010335I'm a Brianfag
Cygames probably designed Gentildonna and Verxina based on this 2015 horse gijinka fanart on pixivhttps://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/53911756
>>558009868>>558009957Grim that some umas (Oguri) have to settle down with sloppy seconds
>>558010385dont say that...ovr repvtation....
>>558010202That's the I'm a hole option in the pollYou're a hole
I fell in love with a stripper once, she said I could fuck her for $500 but I never did it and I almost regret it.
What the fuck is going on in here
>>558009747calm down, boys are cute
>>558010385oh no no no
>>558010385I thought that we were all kissless virgins just like our oshi. How could you betray us like that?
>>558010202Catching, not pitching?
>>558010202>spoilersOnce again, I am faced with the reality that if you didn't meet your soulmate during highschool, every romantic partner after is just cope.
>>558010000>huh who is hello-san?
>>558010513a real teiobro would admit of doing the sloppy with an extremely overweight prostitute
>>558010202wtf same here...Then I fucked a fat girl friend but it wasn't good at all
I hate this game. Vodka literally cheats. It aint fair I tell ya.
>>558010548I was cutting it close with college
>>558010606vodka in career races have NSM, it's fucking wild is it? not as consistent as NPC Taiki shuttle raping your mile races but it's brutal when proc
>>558010393Wahahaha~!
>>558010606get fucked
>>558010202>>558010579That easy, huh? Thankfully I'm not even remotely desperate for that type of shit yet, but gratz(??) you, I suppose.
>>558010356You called my bluff!?
>>558010606Oh this happened to me all day with daiwa careers
>>558010393OH NO JPIGGERS
>>558010393>Anime uses a specific band cuz of a fan ad video for the manga>Game uses char designs based on fan mock upsI can believe it.
>>558010121No he's a genius is what he is
>>558010728I don't know about that but 3 years ago I think it was the last time I checked that app, getting sex or weed is pretty easy. What is hard is finding a guy that looks femenine or could pass as a trap.Also it really paywall'd worse than any other app. I think you can look at 10 profiles per day
>>558010518Time to go to sleep urara chan
Brianbros... ovr repvtation....
real homosexual hours
Can you literal fags shut the fuck up and go back to posting horse girls?
>>558010121>C turfSeiun has A turf, retard.
>>558010861>or weedWait, really, people use it for that as well?>What is hard is finding a guy that looks femenineYou guys do you and all that, but why is 4chin so full of fags? Like, power to you, I mean it, but goddamn.>it really paywall'd worse than any other appComes with being the market leader in a way, I guess. No idea if that's true, sure danm feels like it tho.>10 profiles per dayLol. Lmao. Rofl.
>>558010934
Hime
Gold City is CONFIRMED virgin though....
>>558010356That anon was right though, Mambo only became an A+ club because Danchud lost power and his ironfisted Officers starting kicking flatliners and recruiting useful members.
I wish I was virgin>>558011006Yeah, all dating apps have a big drug market
>>558011024Yeah, she's my pure virgin wife...
I should not have stayed awake for SEA hours holy shit
reminder that if you don't pull for choco bobo and finemo then your account is bricked forever
>>558010861>What is hard is finding a guy that looks femenine or could pass as a trap.You would find these dudes on twitter or OnlyFans, not dating apps. They want the attention their father didn't give them.
>>558011013I don't think they really realize just how much potential they have on their hands. I'm playing a horse racing simulator but I'd play the fuck out of a horse girl basket ball simulator too. Basically any physical contact sport with horse girls, they innately have a winning premise in super-human sports and they're all cute horse girls. If Horse MMA were a thing id die
>>558011075Fascinating. Again, not my thing so whatever, but I like learning random shit about the world. Thanks for the talk (if you're him) anon!
>>558011119Kita's smugness in this sets me off. Damn brat took me 530 rolls to max out. Sweep's not in need of correction, SHE is!!
>>558011119I have way too many future umas to roll for. The best I can do is hope that she spooks me in the future.
>Uma&Co members slipping up and admitted all the shitposting and discord server Not looking good Uma&Co. Your danchou should be ashamed
>>558011161UMMA
>>558011120Truv but in 2017-2018 there were some in the app, when the trap meme was erally big at least in my country, now they're all in twitter farming retards for their patron>>558011185You're welcome, it's not my thing either. I hate drugs and fags, I'm not the first anon, just another anon with a similar experience
don't check Gold City's progeny list FUCKED UP
Why are you people so gay
>>558011161The dodgeball and baskedball mini game in Uma Party Dash are fun. AND THEY SAID MATIKANEFUKUKITARU WILL NEVER BE BALLING!
Daiwabros, how consistently do you complete [Number One And The Coolest]? Every career and I'm just shit? 50%? 1 in 5?Whether I'm pacing or fronting, buying skills or raw dogging, the Junior and Classic race reqs just feel completely dependent on whether Vodka gets a clean NSM or not no matter how cracked your run is up to that point.For those not familiarConditions - Win all G1 races in which Vodka is also participating:>Win the Hanshin Juvenile Fillies>Win the Oka Sho>Win the Tokyo Yushun (Japanese Derby) denies Triple Tiara / (True) Way of Queens epithets >Win the Takarazuka Kinen (Classic)>Win the Shuka Sho>Win the Queen Elizabeth II Cup (Classic)>Win the Japan Cup (Classic) 3rd race in a row>Win the Osaka Hai>Win the Tenno Sho (Autumn)>Win the Japan Cup (Senior)Reward (Scales with Race Boost):All stats +15Skill points +50Unyielding Spirit hint +2Head-On hint +2
I'm a shitposter and I'm in /Uma/club, I have lots of time to shitpost since Sweepy does fan runs for me
>>558011246>UMMAHoly shit even the acronym works
>>558011310Front and buy AAS
>>558011161I'm still praying for an Arcsys umamusume fighting game
>>558011291Desparation. Some people eventually settle for guys after failing with girls for a decade or two.
>>558011257>just another anon with a similar experienceFigured as much, but thanks all the same.>now they're all in twitter farming retards for their patronAmusing how much stuff changed over the last years, and how much, all cuz of patreon and others like it making "getting paid" or getting attention easier.
post fertile females to counter the homosex
>>558011310Bring FukuThose extra stats are helpful and focus on leveling angling asap
>>558010942obviously meant C dirt, you ESL nigger
>>558011161>>558011295DAHBY is confirmed to be very sporty she's one of the headliners for the sports themed career mode
useless gooner
>>558011332I have had runs where I am front, get strong SP gain early, buy TTL and AxS, trigger both and still lose to a vodka who is sitting in 4th entering the final leg and gets an early NSM proc. It's so frustrating.
>>558011407
>>558011291you underestimate how cute 140cm tall chinese boys can be with enough makeup
>>558011310I've just been borrowing Fuku on all my runs but it feels like rng is killing me and I'll lose to a vodka with 200+ less stats than I have, AAS is also king if you're just trying to get fans
>>558010247Cheating on my trainee with Light Hello..
>>558011383Despite being an idol game, in media it's functionally already horse shonen, A uma fighting game that translates their ult skills into fighting styles would be kino.Half of the horses already have weapons anyway.
>>558011407This is an Ojousama at it most fertile moment
Soon
>this is the strongest mare of 2007
>>558010606Ichibanbros..
>Pokke kneecapping some one in a yakuza gameWhen do we get pokke anyway?
>>558010093They also do a bit of >Trainer seconds from being raped
>>558011436Dahby a cute!
>>558011618NoKing is best when she's being a first rate mom to all the mares
>this mare was so sexy Mahkween couldn't control himself
>>558011695umas getting cocked is hot
>no bwo fine motion is pace chaser core even after she gets powercrept!>look at CM aces >none of them have speed star even now nooooooooticing
>>558011554on this particular run i'm training for the 1000m straight sprint for personal reasons, so I won't be taking any corner / final corner / final straight skills as they can't activate. It's a bit limiting but a fun challenge. Generally though yeah I take a seiun parent with 2-3 star green spark to buy axs early, and it DOES boost the success rate but it's not a guarantee.
So THIS is why I didn't win a single time with Kingu in the past CM, she's a first-rate fatass
>>558011658Actually, the 2007 JRA best 3yo filly was Scarlet
>>558011862no one asked, whore
>612k
>>558011640Soon..
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
How do we save /uma/.
>>558011762>They're roommates in game
>>558011905But everyone cares
>>558011961We should kick Uma&Co out of /uma/
Daiwa is unreasonably sexy and breedable
>>558011975Nah uh, fat titty WHORE!
>>558011862Horse of the Year twice in a row
>Imagine spending 30k on a front runner that he could build himself if he weren't such a lazy ass
>>558011913You made me check!
Happy birthday to mob-chan Marialite (River Light in the anime). She’s the mare who btfo’d both Kitasan and Duramente in one race and her grandpa is also El
All I did today was play uma for 8 hours, I love having free days
Good night everypony
>Valentines event w/o me the trainer/MCUma is unironically more cucked than grubble at this point
>>558012037But I got Bobo and Flash in 50 pulls
>>558012138Retard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kHl4FoK1Ys
How many sparks for smaru again and does anyone have a good seiun.
How meta is Fine Motion? Good long term for pace chasers? I have 30k saved up now, do I rol for her or keep saving until maruzenski?
is the ntranon rapeable or do they try to rape you back?
Gorushi popped my 5 star cherry bwos...
>>558012317both
>>558012257Fine Motion is the best pace chaser but you missed her banner. Fortunately her wedding banner is not too far off and you can get her OG with an uma selector ticket.
>>558012257I don't think she's particularly meta but I think she's good
Official /cygames/ for (You) tier list>Princess Connect>>>powergap<<<>Cuck Simulator>Granblue Fantasy>Uma Musume
>>558012138Die Kyarl Die
Will the fine motion rerun come before Cm10?
>>558012341>>558012352sry i meant as a wit card
>>558012110night bwo
>>558011929Lisan al'gaib saw your future. He saw you lose 18k carats.
>Brown Priconne cuckposter is back
>>558012037If someone had to pity her, they have incredibly bad luck. The rate is just insane. Most anons got her under 50 rolls, several got her under 10. This was so different from SMaru or XOguri.
>>558012036My girl got injured twice in 2008 and tendonitis forced her to retire.Vodka got off easy those years.
When Ardan comes out can an Ardanbwo ERP with me and touch tips maybe
>>558011829stop clicking the +30 energy option
Will there be a card like Riko that will give a shit ton of guts stat for free?
>>558012496Sure, but we VC too
Chiyono was better when she was just an armpit licker
>>558012527Ayabe SR
i need uma coochie on my face
I haven't read the event yet. Is this just shit posting or is the trainer actually absent for the fucking Valentines event again?
>>558012317aboslutly rapable they REEK of absolute virgin while hoping someone can love them enough to rape them
>>558012463>My gaslight is OK because I'm lucky!
>>558005785Cute lesbian
>>558012558Fuck
>>558012574alright but she hasn't showered in five days, too busy writing a manuscript
>>558012583>readingHomosexual trait
>>558012463>Most anons got her under 50 rollsstatistically untrue
>>558012463retard
Guys you know we have a cm to prep for right....
>>558012583The events are uma centric as they always are you fucking mongoloid.
>>558012639Peak peak peak this motivated me to finish my Digitan ace
>>558012665You had to spark for her didn't you?
kiss em
>>558012639SNIIIIFFFAAALICK LICK
>>558012583when is the trainer ever present in event storieshow would you even implement themwhose trainer are they, or are they everyone's trainer
>>558012583You're not in the event either way, anon. It's fictional. You also don't get to make any choices about how it plays out, whether the trainer is in it or not. It has nothing to do with you, no matter what. It's a story about some people who aren't you.
>>558012723Yes, and I didn't even get Flash
Spoonfeed me good parents or ill kill myself
>>558012705the ccfags have not pushed the guides
https://jiggie.fun/UWdBX7https://jiggie.fun/UWdBX7https://jiggie.fun/UWdBX7https://jiggie.fun/UWdBX7
i'm really lucky digital spooked me i HEKCING hate raising pasa for dirt
>>558012463>anon discovers sampling bias
Hey TicketThere's another Derby and it's the most watched race in the worldBut it's on dirt so you can't participate.
>>558012705i won this last one, im sleeping on this one and then praying i get into graded A and then spamming mant for grade A finals
oguri cuck
>>558012861ERMMMM the french scenario already implied foreign surfaces are a separate stat you can train so she COULD akshually
>>558012714>>558012737>>558012739>unironically defending no trainer for Valentinesgrim
>>558012945Only available in the classic year. She can't get enough affinity by then
>>558012861The Epsom Derby is on turf, though?
>>558012981You aren't the trainer, anon. You're some flabby meatsack in a completely different universe from these characters.
>>558013037Not the most watched.
Why do people say that SMaru speed is meta? Every skill is front runner
>>558012705Too busy having sex with EishinI will do my prep next week
>>558013121because front runners are optimal if you build them properly but nobody has time for the insane grinding for front runner parents every single race
>>558013121/uma/ is a front thread
>>558013037I thought it was on salt.
>>558013121It's meta (for fronts)
>>558013170>the cuckshitter who seethes at trainer x uma is heregrim
So what upcoming banners should a Tachyonfag care about then? I hear tachyon is the next best speed card after Kitasan but obviously I can't use tachyon to train tachyon. I thought what I should be saving for next is Smaru but obviously not, all her skills are ass. Who do I wait for then?
>>558013091From what I've seen in twitter last week the umaJP side started having them? Not the story event just the trainer x uma valentine gimmicks. Also I have never considered event stories as canon, just some lighthearted spin-off episode.
>>558013359what the fuck are you talking about
Man her banner is so far away...
>>558013446
>>558012665Well I checked in the archive, one of the threads had:>15 under 50 rolls>11 above 50 rollsGuess it's accurate.
>c/u/cktranny hoursno wonder the thread is trash
>>558013518Shit meant to reply >>558012981
I got an idea, how about 1 thread without complaining about the thread.
>>558013551
>>558013553
>>558013659If the game is shit, the thread will be shot to reflect it. Such is life.
>>558013091>unironically seething about trainerchadsGenshitrannies have already infected /uma/. Sad.
>>558013121The real catch of that banner is MLB FM. People just tell you to roll for SMaru because well, 2 for 1 is better than 1 for 1.
>>558013696I wanna smoosh Haya
>>558013669
So this is why we created a discord huh.
>>558013121it's a stat stick. She's the same as Sweep or King, great trainings, and skills you largely ignore.Sure sometimes you get slipstream off Sweep or get some extra corner recovery hints off King, but for the most part they're just there to make your speed trainings consistent and strong. Smaru may not have great priority, but she will definitely make your speed trainings insane, help you cap speed early, and then roams pretty well thereafter.
>>558013859But her stats suck
>>558013489spd pasa I think
>>558013840
>>558013926When's she coming out?
>>558013939
>>558013696Man Uma really have some shitty graphics.Wish they could update their textures and rendering quality.
>>558013489SEKAI SAIKYOU WA
>>558014016early in 2027
>>558013921okay retard
>>558014045
>>558013847rats in the clubs
>>558013847for the record this is not Uma&Co
Which club has the least drama?
>>558013805She's ready for smooshing.
>>558014236HonseFun
Stop posting falco, she's too round
>>558014236Any B+ and under club
>normally a fairly calm, low emotion individual>every time i play an umas career for the first time and read their story i start to tear up half the timewhat the fuck is wrong with me
>>558014254Our glasses stay on
>>558014314IT'S SPHERICAL
In a few days UMAdash will implode
>His falco doesn't have turf A for next CM
>>558014236Almond. We really love each other.
>>558014236Uma&Co we love each other
i don't even have falco 20 bucks selector DOKO??????
>>558014334This but every time I make aces I want to punch my screen
>>558014236Mambo!
>>558014045>>558014173It kinda surprises me that an artist uses an AI poisoner on a style that's of poor quality and generic
>>558014173
I love drinking Café!
>>558014486
>>558014502I love mentally ill umas.
>>558014165When do Fronts get a GOOD speed card?
>>558014236Dacchis you never hear about them here
more like dumb failcunt
>>558014582Vega wouldn't do this...
>>558014592The Mambocord will commence a Dacchis smear campaign next week
this is the run
>>558014486>>558014582kinda gay
>>558014589>BWO CAFE IS SO MENTALLY ILL AND INSANE>literally every 'schizophrenic' thing she sees is actually real including the Tazuna skinwalker
>manually setting it to min effectsome people are just that desperate for (You)s
>>558014687how the hellsend the borrow you used
>>558014683They're going to send Katie to every single one of your test runs for this
>>558014762It’s more honest than saying SMaru has 25 TE.
using Uma Selector is like rapingyou're forcing them into your stable against their willit's wrongyou wouldn't rape an uma, right?
>>558014742What would have happened if I opened the door for that Tazuna skinwalker?
>>558014590>deliberately turned off her unique effectYou tried
>>558014830Doto rape
>>558014842From memory Cafe just unironically tells it to fuck off and it does.
>>558014824I mean if you use Unity as an example you should have 15 TE by the Satsuki Sho
>>558014742She is mentally ill.
I'm making some pin badges, does this look decent? Ignore the text I'm already fixing it
>>558015014why the starting future outfit?
>>558014842>>558014742wasnt the tazuna skinwalker also "That" mischievous cheeky spirit we sent off after letting her race with cafe on the beach? Or was it another thing?
>>558015014you couldnt have gotten a better picture
How many sparks for G to A?
>>558014582Cute and based.
Mine on the left, borrow on the right
>>55801510210 :)
>>55801510210+ to C, two inspirations to A
>>558014830what if I already have the base uma and am going to umatix an alt
>>558014945Which you’ll probably lose, because you’re barely pushing 300 speed. But it was worth it for 3/4 of a Biko with worse Prio.
>>558015075it's cute, I'm kinda making a "line" with 6 Umas wearing this outfit>>558015079Is it to low quality or you just don't like Tama?
what's the appeal if admire vega we already have cafe as the schizo horse
>>558015187Ayabe likes mofu mofu shit
This is my third 3* Blue this month, wtf is going on
>>558015181The initial idol outfit is lame
>>558015121>>558014787forgot to quote
sorry danchou i cant farm fans for the next 2 weeks i'm feeling sick (playing deadlock)
>>558015187Ayabe is depressed schizo, cafe is scary schizo>>558015228nyoooo, I'm also using it because another friend is already doing the same with their race outfits, I wanted to use the alternative outfits but the quality of those aren't the best
>>558015235...hehe...
>waste borrow and time on a eru parent run>1* speed>2* turf>no groundwork>no URA sparkt-thanks I guess I'll go again...
>>558015282i want trainer sex to be canon
>>558015187Double schizo naizuri/blowjob/thighjob/handjob/botezuri
>>558015235what makes it different from the rest of the pvp slop like rivals
DANCHOUUUU WE'RE BLEEDING VERY FAST BACK TO A... DO SOMETHING
>>558015165>3/4 of BikoI guess were comparing MLB to LB now gwo...
>>558015293Today marks one month since the botting announcement went out. If there’s not a single ban pushed by tomorrow, it’s open season for Sweepy.
/uma/ Club should poach GIRLCOCK from Le Fishe next month
>>558015303They really ought to add a wedding scene after you reach the Expert badge of an Uma
>>558015187Cafe looks mentally ill but she's actually fineAyabe looks fine but she's actually mentally ill (even the game says she shouldn't be left alone)
>>558015495Someone post that Curren and Ayabe comic
sorry bros "we" are "done. it's "all" up to "you" now.
>>558015391I was comparing MLB for both.LB1 Biko still has 1 more TE than Facility Level 3 LB1 SMaru and 20 more Prio.
>>558015495because cafe's ghost is actually real while vega's unborn baby twin ghost is literally all in her head
>>558015537
>>558005785With this crystal I'm unbricked
Soulful non-meta comp for next CM
>>558015630Happy Lucky!
>>558015375this is a b+ club chud
>>558012104Based.
Holy shit Tachyon's card is fucking busted. Why can't my wife clone herself and train with herself??
How do I umapyoi?
>>558015640Are people really mutating Bobo for Aquarius? I thought you guys were lazy fucks but now you want to rely on RNG dirt sparks?
>>558015661Mambro...
>>558014742Kinda surprising she doesn't have All Seeing Eyes or some variant of it.I wonder if Nice Nature can see Cafe's paranormal stuff and just chooses to stay quiet about it?
>>558015537KEKren
>>558015708>I thought you guys were lazy fucksDid you miss the sprint CM?
>>558015702Become a trainer and wait. You will get umapyoied, whether you like it or not.
>>558015748the ikezoe clan...
You can't just blame every club mishap on Mambo
>>558015740
>>558015819Can I blame /uma/ club?
>>558015689She is one of a kind.
>>558015149>here, Chiyono. I bought you a two-piece>wear it>nowsomething like that
>>558015831Yeah sure
>>558015708>>558015770>TWO fuckin inspirations
>>558015820
>>558015908You can get lucky and only need one with a 3" dirt inspiration desu
>>558015912
what a whore, curren chan would never
come on this keeps happening...talk me out of using a Hint Book on Gourmand...
Is slipstream a good skill for front runners?
This game hates me.
>do a gajillion base urara careers because of her shitty inheritance>can't even use her as a parent because it is fucking urara
>>558016085Every time
>>558016029Gourmand is fine to book, her only other evolved skill is from Corner Connoisseur
I love Rice
Does Unrestrained work next CM?
>>558016172Yes, with gamble
>>558016051Not a high priority but it can help you take the lead. You want to prioritize skills that can both maintain the lead and take it back.
trainer wins the rice bowl when?
>>558016172Narrow activation window, but yes
*gets on knees and cryes*don't say that...
holy guacamole!!!
>>558016281which uma would get excited over trainer crying?
>>558016172If it activates late, yes. If it activates frame 1 then it's useless. Get it if you have 4+ final push hints otherwise I feel like it's too expensive.
>>558016301this was more of a fan run that he ended up luckshitiing into a parent run jesus
>>558016301somebody post that JP webm of endless inheritance
>>558014236Start with the clubs that haven't responded, they have the least attention whores and attention whores crave drama
>>558016193>>558016216>>558016381Cheers
>>558014236Mambo is drama free and never gets mentioned here
>>558015908Yeah, it's kind of rough. Sprints and dirters are genetic dead ends.
>>558016301creek
I wish my club had a botter who did 700 million fans by himself
Reminder that surface B is enough.
Which Uma would jump for the beef
>>558016620gold ship
>>558016586has science gone too far?
>>558016586How the fuck do you get S Long on Urara?
>>558016774white spark version of long and turf aptitude
>>558016301>witbricked
>>558016774JP is a whole different ball game don't even try to comprehend itWe're going to get a small taste of what JP is like with this next scenario
>>558006829The artist is good but anal is lame and gay. It's amazing how the Jews really did manage to sever the connection between the natural and benevolent desire to breed and sex by introducing the american youth to faggotry and anal shit.
>>558016170We know, Oguri, we know.
>>558016301Wonder what the highest white count will be after MANT.
>AQUArius cup>not wet conditions or rainy weatherare they stupid??????
Stop posting Rabis
>>558016586what % of those skills are actually useful and how many are just "i had SP to spend so I bought them"?
>>558016974Aquarius is actually air.
Oh neat, the welfare Jordan card has breath of fresh a->rng check
>>558017018Even if that Urara had 400 in each stat, she could beat all of your CM aces.
>>558016974They fix that in Aquarius MK2: The Same but Wet
DID YOU KNOW that in uma musume orf likes it wet and runs better on bad conditions it's allegedly the reason he could cope well in frog swamp tracks
>>558009010Why do you even ask....https://files.catbox.moe/r5mmax.jpg
>>558007398Note that the horse's racing years don't actually last that long. It's like few years, 2-5 on average. After that promising studs are sent to breeding duty and retirement, where if they're lucky, they can live 25 more years. So to put it to human terms: they work hard from 6 to 18, then they retire and fuck and eat until they're 90.
>Horse sale on steam>Uma Party Dash is still full priceneigh
>play urara career for the first time>her trainer is scolding herwtfnot even king does that
>>558017247Umamusume are not horses.
>>558017247Reminder we're bricked because early buyers of party dash on JP got a whole ass rainbow crystal for uma
>>558014236/Uma/ Club because they make the dramas about the other clubs
>>558017247https://youtu.be/MH7KYmGnj40?si=SkGRobNZ8SPORlU2
>>558014236The only A+ club with still zero mentions.
>>558017393On Steam? Isn't it like 30 bucks
My heart goes doki doki whenever Bakushin goes WA HA HA
>>558017393That’s fucked up. Global should get a crystal or at least an opportunity to get a crystal in the same way.
>>558017393oy vey! you want cygames to lose 250$ on a spark???
>>558014830
what are the good pace inherits for Aquarius
>>558017594Try it and you’ll be drinking your own shit through a straw
>>558017658Mummy's Hug, Plancha, Pump some Iron
>>558015997
>>55801739330 bux for a crystal?I would....literally buy the game. Wouldn't you?
>>558017393I remember the BD came with rainbow fragments too and support cards. They never released those on global
>>558009849First cm? I did 40+ careers of grass wonder and daiwa for a turf or sprint spark for El parent, which was critical because I'd probably be using one of those El aces as parent later, so the daiwa/grass parent would be a grandparent too. This was the best I got. I rolled sprint spark twice and turf twice (wit & guts 1*).
>>558017707That's the same as lates and endsWhat the fuck is going on
>>558009849https://youtu.be/ydnAtpWsOkU?si=d4xsUn_Zkxk9RvGn
>>558017747Playing Party Dash with my /uma/ friends!
>>558017658
>>558017805>That's the same as lates and endsThey're effectively the same because most of the available dirters are either fronts, or they work best if mutated as front.
>>558017393is this true chat
>>558017941Independent fact checkers say it's true.
Jordan is so fucking cute bwos
>>558017985She really is. Her expressions are cute, her voice is VERY cute, her personality is cute. She is one of the good ones
>>558017903Fronts can honestly also use No Stopping Me
GODDAMN thats cutehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqqR4MoY2xU
>>558017941all cygames games (JP) are like this
>>558017941biased media outlets say it's true
tfw no bwo to hold hands with
I want to adopt her and make sure she is always happy and well-fed.
>>558018193hey…
If you have Oguri, Digitan, and Taiki everybody has condor you can just keep inbreeding them forever to make hyperconcentrated all-terrain pace chaser autism with an unprecedented race spark count.
>>558017784My image
>>558018317not you
>>558018309NOOOOOOO YOU'LL GO INTO UMA BANKRUPCY
Nakayama Festa
>>558018367I don’t want to do this.
>>558018401what the fuck
>>558018309happy, well fed, and very pregnant
Nakadashi Pesto
>>558018454I didn't say it would be enjoyable
Bros, I think I'm starting to fall in love with Sakura Chiyono O
>>558018193Me? I got you a present
>oguri retired bum with no toreina>poodolf retired without her toreina>hagsky is too old and her toreina is deaddamn what a bleak future cin grey presents us
Knockout-timefor resta
>>558018580Fuku is unfazed. This is normal to her.
What happened to Bobo in her childhood to make her turn out like this
>8* stam, 5*med NY and 7* Stam 6* Long NY Opera OGood enough!Now I gotta make a power parent for medium with NY Opera O and Mile too I guess since she is apparently such a great parent
>>558018585
>>558018367This looks like a job for sweepy
>>558018585oguri could have any guy she wants
>>558018642The vaccine
>>558018631
>>558017082I doubt that's true. Someone more autistic than me should plug it into the umalator.
When do we get a new thread?
>In JP there's barely any stat difference between umas>Everyone has 80+ skillsWhat's the win condition then? How do you make a strat?
>>558018143she's so soft and plumpSHE FAT!I love her, i'll surely pull her!
HOLY FUCK! I finally got such a good parent for CM10 bwos! Do you want the borrow code?
Can an uma win WITHOUT using da zone?
>>558018791it’s called “threadblazer”
>>558018794Strat is getting as much velocity skills as you can
>>558018794Same as it ever was, timing
>>558018831>1 guts >2 dirt Safe to glue
>>558018858
>>558018909>>558018876So it's just full RNG? No tactic?
>>558018681it DOES require like 50% medium sparks or else taiki is deadweight unable to run mediums, of which there are 13, kind of a big deal, but once Inari One comes out she fills the 4th slot better.
>Let’s put the two most emotionless umas together as the main characters of the event!This event story sucks. They should’ve focused on Jordan and Bakushin instead and have them bake the most retarded cake imaginable.
trackblazer? threadblazer? that's gay.I wanna be a friendblazer.
>>558019027The tactic is how hard can you whale. The card powercreep in JP is getting ridiculous.
>>558018952Why would I glue the best El parent I ever got? This is the one in 50 of getting not the late surger pinks!
This was a cute event, lads.
>>558018516>and very pregnantYIKES!She's my daughter!I'll impregnate my fertile wife (pic related) as many times as possible. But Oguri Cap is for raising as a daughter.
呵呵…… 恭喜发财。
>>558019027>timing>RNGCan be, but you shouldn’t leave it up to RNG if you can help it
>>558019175Cny is over
>>558019118you'll never make a new friend
>>558019102>Valentines event doesn't include me, the trainer, receiving all the chocolatesIt was dogwater nglEven mihomo trash had better Valentines
TORENA-SAAAAAN! ANONEANONEANONE
>>558019207How do you time anything when every uma has 80+ skills?
GENTLEMEN, WE'RE IN BUSINESS!
>>558019209it lasts two weeks THOUGH
>>558019102Still the best event, period.>top hag>swimsuit fattie>top retard>top brat>top uma that didnt get a skinhttps://youtu.be/H_mDhQ6urHs?si=0q4_Y7GT6BaSYlRKhttps://youtu.be/UXw0a74QK_U?si=Ox0ZEga4PWDHNvMa
>>558019282Your bourbon?
We should instead kill Uma&Co and Clublazer
>>558019246Very carefully
I want to Umapyoi with my trainee...
>>558019328Le Fishe can nameblaze to Nameblazer.
NYOOOOOOOOO I WANTED 3* DIRT
>>558016405>parentHow is that a parent run? the blues and reds are dogshit, no?
>>558019397Do it. Get a better and sovl name at least
>>558015417>>558015831/uma/ club will have like 4 open spots next month so It'll probably happen.
false alarm
>>558019218>dogwateropinion discarded
>3 stam>3 turf>no groundwork
>>558019118i personally prefer being a cuntblazer
>>558019159Fat bitch
>>558019498sorry, I'm a mambro. >>558019540>roasties ITT
is a 1* gw spark on gp good enough
>>558019601just borrow bakushin anon
Helloy umadachis which umas should I set up an affinity loop around NY Urara with? Im certain Pasa is one of them, but beyond that Im not sure who else to include
>>558017193The size is really attractive but I wish King's cock was not circumcised... to me it looks dry and painful instead of moisty and healthy (and with a little smegma perhaps?). It might be just a cultural difference since nobody in my country circumcises their kids, but it's really making it challenging to fap when the cock looks like that. It's offputting to say the least, I wish she had an healthy foreskin.
>>558019471ungrateful faggot its 1/6 chance for pasa to get a dirt spark
>>558019545
>420blazer!
Feel true despair.
>>558019628falco at least gives front runner savvy and top pick
>>558019601great-grandparent maybebut no3* or bust double 3* GW beats triple 2* anyday
>>558019585I NEED this fat bitch.
Realistically how much stats does racing actually give you in Track a New Blaze anyways?
>>558019886The same amount it does on URA
>>558019798yeah not getting a good pink with 3* gw AND greens
>>558019797Yeah but Bakushin is actually useful for training
>>558019102Some people are into that.
>>558019797My uma fortunately doesn't need savvy as a green, so I'll take the 20 TE
>>558020012which?
>>558019886The only change to previous scenarios is that you gain money that you can spend a new shop by doing races. The shop is so good that doing races non-stop is the meta.
>>558020052Suzuka
>>558019545Very good
>>558020042
>>558007391COWARD
>>558020092what are you using for dirt sparks and inspiration
>>558020283She's 16
>>558020042mayacchi trvke
>>558020320*61
>>558020320She’s at minimum 18, given she has her own license.
>>5580202462* mile, 12* dirt, double circle affinityBoth parents have stupid amounts of g1/g2/g3 wins and I'm lucky if I get a Dirt A from 5 borrows
Should Nature be flat?
>>558018635Is cool
ok so i have 34k carrots and i'm a pace chaser maini don't have a single copy of Finemo, do I just dump my load in the next banner with kawakami?i also want to get nishino flower
>>558020543hold
>>558020543how often have you felt like you actually needed speed star
? ? ?
>>558020543do you have MLB SR wit cards? if so hold until Tachyon SSR
>>558019471>Stamina>no Groundwork>no Front skills in generalIt's shit anyway, unless you're building Bourbon I guess
>>558020543Pull. You’re the exception to the rule. You won’t get Kawakami Princess’d.
>>558015014Her ear blocks the c and I was thinking who the fuck is Tamamo Ross?
>>558020543there is basically nothing for you to roll for until Tachyon speedI'd do it
>>558019752She's just like me fr fr
>>558020548Fuck it, I'm giving this slut her own folder.
My tummy was hurting a bit earlier. Then I took a piss and farted loudly. It went away after that.
>>558020426She would be Nice anyway
>>558020543I'm in the same boat and I'm pulling because I can selector + piggy + crystal her to MLB. You'd only need 1 pull in the 1 spark, worst case 3LB
>>558020543how many tickets? Desu if you have enough race bonus cards she's good even at 1LB so you might as well pull, I'd use uncaps and get at least 2LB tho
>>558020543no gwo speed star is absolutely essential please ignore that none of the cm aces posted ever have it blo you have to roll fwo you HAVE to
>>558020543Finemo is great even without considering the Speed Star partShe gives almost guaranteed the Practice Perfect condition, and has an event that will give you Corner Adept hint.
can you spam your jp only uma in your own thread? stupid faggot
>>558021049skill points is better than practice perfect
sex
>>558020645Gentil SEX
>>558021113sex and marriage
>>558021087Not really, especially in Trackblazer.
>>558019667Umadachis? I bring sexy ryan as tribute
>>558018143It melted my heart so fucking hard when she was said "Hello" in her puppet voice.https://youtu.be/qhmsjPVgasQ?t=125She's so cute.
>Keep hearing how valentine bourbon is really really good for a long time>Saving carots for other girls>Decide "fuck it" spend pink tickets on her>7>She fame home in 7LMFAOOO good thing I'm stacking my carots right now because there's this quarter's luck gone.
Is there anything I can do to prep for the Pisces cup? It seems rather intimidating
we really are the younger sibling...
I'm so tired of this dogshit game. 0 pinks the entire night.
That's bullshit, you're an umayou're strong as fuck
>>558021193Maru, Taiki, Gold Ship, dealer’s choice for the last
>>558021381Cockblazer will make it easier to prep for that
>>558021381Do your grandparents
>>558020641inaccurate because she is not sweating buckets
Golshi raped me
>>558021381start doing fan runs to get used to uma abuse
>>558020543you're never using LB1 Finemo over any other card
>>558006761Her ult is as strong as Summer Maruzensky and she has escape artist and concentration
>>5580218472 vouchers coming up, if they roll a singular copy then they can use those to at least lb3, which is already very solid
>it's another [meta uma] is a scam!!! episodeI've seen this before
nice mejiro dober investment retards LOL answer to all things late surger???? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
why are niggas here trying to gaslight each other into not pulling for finemo? she is literally the best WIT card in the game right now, even if you don't use it on a pace chaser
>>558022032Shit banner is shit
>>558022032retards think FM not being meta in X months means the card is shit now.
>>558022032>right now
Doto is such an awful character, no wonder the most awful posters in this general latch on to her.
I predict I'll have the worst luck possible so I'm pulling on the CB rerun with creek because either way I'm at least getting an useful card
>>558022032i don't want to pull 6 kawapuris
>>558022032If game just came out finemo would be a great pick. Now she has 6 month lifespan before she gets benched for a wit SSR that literally maxes you alone.
>>558022032Faggots fear the princess
>>558022032because you're only allowed to play 1 wit card at a time
>>558022161Mr. CB is a sidegrade and Ramonu is like what, a year a way.
AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WTF MAYA IS CUTE?????
>>558022161Do you know how much Carats you can get in 6 months...?
>>558022161>NOOO DON'T PULL FOR THE BEST WIT CARD FOR THE NEXT 9 MONTHS!!
>>558022378Like twelve? I don't know, you tell me.
>>55802237825k a month, assuming you whiff a bit and dick around a bit, for about 150k.
>>558022161bwo the game could be dead in 6 months
>>558022420Cute boy
How much stam to shoot for early game G1s as a front runner?? Bourbon's fucking fading hard.
>just use fucking SR Marvelous Sunday for the next 8 months twin
Uh, I was half sleepy and accidentally used the crystal on the event SSR. Any chance support ticket could bring it back for me?
I hate Haru Urara
>>558022653
>>558022404For quite some time we will MANT, which means she is nice but not required. And then you will pull her with smaru as a bonus.>>558022480JP version has content for years, its not like they need to develop the game that much for EN release. You will know exacly when EoS hits years in advance.
Man I sure love seeing a rainbow shard on my inventory instead of none at all
>>558022653Might as well ask
>possibly best run ever ongoing>hit a ton of spirit bursts>unity finals, all double circle>2-3 lossWhy... just why...
>>558022653They would just laugh at your retardation and became a meme in the office for the next few months
>>558022653No, it is pretty much over for you
>>558022936>>558022936>>558022936
>>558022626Any one? Should I be putting a stam card in her deck and click stam more often? I thought front runners were overall easier on stam than pace chasers. She's crapping out on the 3000 3200 races
