Previous: >>558005785>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Mihono Bourbon (3* alt), Eishin Flash (3* alt), Sakura Chiyono O (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: Nishino Flower (Wit), Sakura Bakushin O (Guts), SSR Riko Kashimoto (Pal), SSR Tazuna Hayakawa (Pal)Current CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mMain Story Chapter 5 is out02/13 - 02/19 - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Valentine Taiki Shuttle (3*), Valentine Sounds of Earth (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru, SSR Neo UniverseNew Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
TEIO!
I still haven't converted my shards because I like seeing huge numbers.
>Roll 10 10 Rolls>No VBourbon
Post race sex with Gentil Donna.
>>558023026Surely it'll be on the 11th 10 roll
I mean you girls COULD proc rainbows on summer, that'd be greatOr don'tI'll just go fuck myself
>>558023032Why is every time you are horny when you decide to post this uma?
>Roll summer maruzensky bro she is good for 1 cm>Skip fine motion banner bro you will lose 2 full scenarios worth of CMs but then ramonu powercreeps her
I got Natie Wit MLB, maybe I dont need to MLB Finemo
>>558023113I won 3 or 4 CMs with the hag tho
You've been holding that bomb since junior yearIt's senior year late decemberWhat do you plan to do with it
I've never used Fuku speed before, can I cap speed with just it and KSB on an uma with some speed growth like Digitan?
>>558023113finemo doesn't have her tits out bouncing on my face though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XvzHdO7nrk>ticket: I love my frens and I love taishiiin and the dahby! :D>taishin: you're a one-trick pony and a fraud- a derby brained retarded BITCHWTF is wrong with her....
Are you gonna buy any other horse games doring Horse Fest, /uma/?
I vaguely remember seeing whales using the Kawakami speedcard, when it was on banner but I don't know why.
>>558023186>8%No.
>>558023186
Official art of Maruzen with some of her grandkids
Say goodbye to your pathetic planet
>>558023235It’s not a terrible card or anything. Center Stage is also nice for TT
>>558023235Team Trial skill.
good morning time to grind >>558023286my balls?
>>558023271Cute Rice.
Digitan LOVE
>>558023390why is the opera plush looking at me like that
>>558023186It's a complimentary roaming card, you only take her if you are confident in capping speed already on your own. Just Kitasan to train a 10& speed growth uma sounds rough
>>558022626 (You)Any one? Should I be putting a stam card in her deck and click stam more often? I thought front runners were overall easier on stam than pace chasers. She's crapping out on the 3000 3200 races
>>55802318610 % speed growth is like 50/50. May need to greed on the blue fireballs+rainbows, or otherwise you click too often on speed training and end up with mediocre wit
>accidentally finish the eventNow what? more fans?
>>558023451Sugar love!
>>558023457>I thought front runners were overall easier on stam than pace chasersYes, but fronts also have spot struggle that eats through her stamina. Valentines Bourbon shouldn't have too much problems though, her ult has a recovery equal to a white. Riko and a couple of bursts on power/stam should do it just fine.
>>558023451>>558023497
muh dickmuh boner
How many free pulls do we get for TopRo?
>>558023518>RikoI have no speed ssrs so I'm using kita borrow. Also only have riko R but you're right, maybe I can make the diff with 3lb windy + borrowd riko
agnes hebegital
>>55802361660
>>558023616topro sounds too much like top rope which o course could only mean EL CONDOR DE PASA!!!
>>558023623What were you doing during the kitasan rerun?
>>558023186I regret not rolling on the biko/bakushin banner, because holy shit they are so good for raw speed bumping when I borrow them. However as a f2p you had to sacrifice that because of the riko/rice banner.When I borrow Fuku I always find it harder to cap speed, and the RNG events can fuck you up.
it's jiggie season
>>558023691
I added a guy with 6* mile 6* groundworks mummy creek yesterday and he replaced it with a generic seiun
>>558023691mambo after training the training: ok sit in this cage and listen to "mambo! mambo! mambo! at random times until you love mambo" I love mambo!
>topro>but no topguexplain
baby fatty
Good Morning!
>>558023451but what about her pussy strength?
>>558023759Maya!
>>558023759because Mayano Top Gun repeatedly refers to herself as Maya-chan
>goldship strangely getting excited whenever her trainer shows aggressionSUS
>>558023759topcun
>>558023759topgu! bad daughter...>>558023768good morning
>>558023748STOP LOOKING
>>558023723Having no carrots. And shortly before then not knowing how to play. My initial rolls were complete ass and If I was smart enough to reroll at the start before I invested into 3 starring Tachyon by force, I would have. Any way, why didn't I roll up to a spark for Kita? I think I was putting points into riko. I dunno, don't remember.On the up I'll have enough crystals after this event to mlb creek
>>558023669I wonder if it'll be worth it to go all the way for the spark if you get a copy
bwos why is /ourcap/ blushing like that!?
>>5580239041 copy? No
bwos I haven't run a single career since last year
>>558023910marked by the mare it's never been more over for Ogurin.
What are the percent chances of getting the target SSR in a single spark anyways?
>>558023984dancho....
>>558023979ummm ricesisters what is this why are we next to her...
>>558023910
>>558023865The speedcard from this event is pretty okayish, so also might want to look into that one once you've maxed it.Also, save up your gems for the banners. you're a moron for not prepping for the kitasan rerun
>>55802403280% for 1+ copy
i haven't done a career in 5 days
>>558023841Howdy!>>558023910If they had the rights for the actual horse cygames would pairing them nonstop
>>558024097oguri cuck....
>>558023740Are you saying that you'll make one, or that you want someone to make one?
>>558023979Bright excluded from the Maru grandkids club again
oguri is the GOAT
>>558024106I did my best to prep but my best was like 20-25k. I spent 9k on Manhattan. Oh, I spent everything I had on Rice/Riko banner. That's right, I remember now. In hind sight I obviously shouldn't have.
>>558024226
>>558024254it's jiggie season, anon
>>558024282of frauds.
>>5580240326.5% to get MLB from 200 pulls (including the pity copy)>>558023865it's not long until MANT which you can get away with running a f2p deck with your own best speed card plus borrowing NTR, and there's no must pulls during the entire scenario. Save for tachyon speed + light hello at the beginning of grand live
>wake up >uma run and cigarette>"sexo sexo sexo sexo!" >"sexo sexo sexo sexo!" >oguri cap is the GOAT >uma run into wank>sleep
borgar
>>558023271where's the dog?
>>558024417Yeah I'll have to save for Tachyon, (But she won't actually help my position since my wife is Tachyon) But she'll be great for my speed parent runs.
DAHHHBY and curren chan is marus grandkids? holy awogoa...good genes
>>558024571Is Choco German better or worse than the Original?
I didn't notice that my bread had mold. It's over.
Now that we've all licked our wounds, and hopefully recoveredCapricorn Cup Finals pollhttps://poal.me/tc32mhttps://poal.me/tc32mhttps://poal.me/tc32mEven if it's a dirt CM, I have zero expectations on the final day anymore.
>>558024667This is Rice’s fault somehow
>>558024667it will be goo for your immne system rice *kissu forehead*
>>558024667free mushrooms bwo
>>558024636well the original is dogshit and choco at least has dominator (though she isnt more than a debuffer anyway)They both desperately need evolve skills to come to be able to really do much
>>558024548She hangs out with the Cingray characters now.Occasionally
>>558024667I ate moldy stuff on a few occasionsI lived
>>558024716>still only 66 votes/uma/ is dead...
>>558024625dahby is more on her mamma mia pizzaria side
>>558024853this horse isnt as sexy as maruzensky
I haven't slept or eaten anything since losing the finals. I don't deserve to live.
>>55802471627 people should EXPLODE
>>558024763why do they wear shirts with their names on them
>>558024846With how dogshit the threads are these days, it's hard to capture the CMonly thread comer-and-goers.
>>558024853Tickezo is part Italian and Irish?
>another 3 people following me have given up after the CM and haven't logged inthis game is DOOMED
>>558024968agnes thuaykon
>>558024853one is the dad the other is the granddad
>>558024980My chuderino wholesome daughter made it.
>>558024962so is Pokke and Air goorve
>>558024980and anons here spam these exact same normie reddit funny meems
>>558024962fraid so
>>558025107They cooka da pizza
>558025165you should make "considerable success" a link to the Wikipedia article
>>558023457Bourbon,at least from my OG Bourbon experience, is notorious Long jobber.Maru on the other hand can win G1s with D in dirt and C in long.
>UWAAAAAAAAAA IL DERBIIIIIIII!!!!
>>558025165>Offside Trap>1998 AkiTenoh nyo...
>558025258
>>558025258So long, gay Biwa
>>558024980Oguri Cap (as in peak) is safe
>>558025279Someone had to win itECLIPSE FIRST THE REST NOWHERE
mamma mia
dog
>>558025401sexo
>>558025162It’s funny and cool when we do it
I would like to remind everyone Mejiro Mcdonalds has 4 FOUR food related events in her career
OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK
What am I thinking
Funny how Tony Bin found success as a stud in Japan while Italy got fucked, and now they don't even have any G1s lol
>>558025162Mambo is funny though
>>558023113you're supposed to have both anyway, it's a 2 wit card game in GL and GM, swapping out to CB for golshi/tamamo
>>558025553I sure hope you are bringing 9pwr sparks with you
>>558025553probably something like>oink oink buhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
>Told her to express her feelings via body language>Immediately start doing a mating call danceWhat did Bourbon mean by this?
DAAAAAAAAAAAAARHBY
if you are a whale do you actually have more fun as opposed to an f2p?
>>558025768Don't ask dumb questions
I've seen people from /uma/club, le brickede, Mambo, UmaDash and Autis/uma saying a bunch of their members are quitting at the end of the month...We are fucked
>>558025672That's the plan yeah, power cards don't look good to me since you can't build guts
Literally impossible because she keeps jobbing.
>>558025768of course they don't
>>558025694hag
DARB
>>558025841mambo says that every month
>>558025162what are the various based 4chan funny memes
>>558025925that's not very first-rate of u desuwa
>>558026018Memes aren't funny
>>558025553>only 3 useful goldsWhat are you gonna buy with all the excess SP that mant give gives, anon?
eating umangos
>semen retention line is at 595k already
>>558025925just get them from the bombs gwo i gave up too
>>558026098Don't say that...
>>558025841Mambo is in a constant state of implosion and total collapse. It will happen any day now
>>558023487touch turf
>>558026170For class 5 or 6?
>>558023487sex wity bouquet
>>558026018
>>558026240NEVER
>green bar predebut>dumb bitch riko never shows up with her eventThis game is such putrid dogshit. I'm about to uninstall this game for good.
>>558022936SEX WITH SPE
2221 unity is good
>>558025925You are weak
god i need to fertilize a busty blue-eyed german woman right now
>>558026362
>>558026325I haven't missed a date in junior in like a month, and usually only takes hitting her training once. Skill issue, I guess.
>>558026436you'll take a jap gremlin named teio tokai instead
this thread will be better
>>558023026I rolled to spark and only got 5 off banners. Shit happens.
deio sdebbu da
Is there any porn of Curren corrupting Falcon? Like Falcon mentioning that she is a virgin and Curren tricking her into fucking a bunch of random guys
ok but who is the actual sexiest uma?
>>558026648...
>>558026616Falco is only for consensual with her torena. Curren is for Umafans one night stands.
post baldness digibald
>>558026673>a lazy uma got to fuck this
>Curren slander posting out of nowhere
>>558026362I need her steamy umanko
>>558026592>5that's almost the average expected
I can't get over that christmas story where Oguri was sent to a "party" arranged by tazuna where she's alone in the woods with "fans" all over herwhat the HECK did cygaymes mean by that
> [me]>[tieo]
>>558026772Don't have it, but here I got this for you
R CURREN O OUTTA NOWHERE
>>558026673This photo has always disturbed me.
We love Curren and hate Falco here
KILL TM OPERA O
which uma would fuck with nature in real (uma) life
>>557991181>>558023457did a casual TT attempt after seeing you guys complain about Bourbon. My attempt has been pretty comfy, so I don’t really know what the problem is. She cleared Kikuka at 500 stam, Tenno Sho Spring at 600+40 from standard distance. I even ran a bunch of extra G1s for skill points. Just take Riko and a couple of stamina sparks, her unique is a free autowin as long as you're not severely understammed.
>>558026840It's the avg amount of 3*s. 5 off banners is losing the 50/50 five times in a row though.
>>558026957TAKE THAT TASTE THE PAIN
which uma would fuck with the ecosystem
>>558024968our top earners have stopped playing
>>558027010oh true mb anyon
>>558026957TM OPERA O NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>558027062ssky fishing for oguri
I surrender myself to the Satono family.
>>558026992I'll swap in Riko and see if that gets me there. You have 3 meta speeds though and I can only borrow one, which is likely why you found it so easy.
>>558026957>i HATE the TM opera O man>but I would never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever stand anywhere else but right besides him
>>558027062Meisho Doto
>>558026957Opera O HATE. That bastard finally retired.
>>558027183
>>558026924WRONGthe men here value falco's purity and will NOT be manipulated by curren the hoehbag
I'm in a reddit name club with discord and niggers but at least I won sprint CM.
the secret to being cute is to have sex with Torena- Curren
>>558026957Why did she hate the man named TM Opera O so much?
Didn't knowthis Mayano Top Gun was good for mile too
uuuuuuuu
>>558027209keep your friends close and your enemies closer
>>558026957Who is the horse and who is the guy
>>558026957Doto won! That bastard Opera finally retired!
Hopefully the filly gives me updrafters.
mejiro mcslut
>>558027183Dia's banner being right around the corner is the only thing keeping me from dropping this game
>>558027569meekdonalds?
filling up fertile fillies with my fluid...
>>558027308Curren is it true that tracen actually has mimics walking around?
I'm trying to build VBo for the Dirt CM (ignore the fact that I got no dirt procs on any of the inspirations)How am I supposed to survive the Spring Tenno Sho while building Mile?Pic related didn't manage to get 3rd even burning all clocks and I barely survived the Kikuka ShoDo I have to bring stam sparks or a stam card? just Riko doesn't seem to be doing it for me
stop talking about Currenher time is over
>>558027541Horse: Meisho DotoGuy: Ryuji Wada (TM Opera O's jockey)
kingu's post race sweaty panties
kingu's post race sweaty everything
Bamboo Memory OWES me Rising Dragon
>>558026616You ok with AI?
why did you make him black
ryan LOVE
Is Top Road the sweatiest SSR card?
>>558027909
I said "epic" at something ingame or had a "positive reaction" to "epic" now im getting cat food ads that say "EPIC" all caps
>>558027789what does she do in mant
>>558028137Her best
>>558027942>>558027880>>558027815>>558027681>>558026919>>558026776>>558026636Fuck off to umajp
>>558028237BASED
How do I blame Uma&Co for all these sloptuber shilling
>>558027791My villainess...
mmmnyo
:(
>>558028237>Bamboo Memory>Post literally referencing her SSR cardStop complaining about people not playing the game if you yourself do not.
>>558028273I don't know but I'm blaming them for all these JP spam
When is Shakur coming to global?
>>558025694sexo
i HATE gentilSHITna
Has anyone seen a dirt A or better VBobo ace win in a room yet
>>558028419it's pretty apparent the schizo is a newfag by now
>>558028516june
>you were warned>againIT WAS JUST SOME WHITE STUFF, JANNY
Why do you guys think dirt VBobo is a top contender for dirt? She is literally Smaru but worse.
>>558027183Winning Umapyoi right after Kikuka Sho
>>558028565What white stuff...
You think when the Jews drag us into a nuclear war we'll still be able to play Umamusume?
>>558028548we already saw a couple of Off-Road Oranges so it's bound to happenor not - since Bourbon has Long Race career
>>558028702chiyono would never say this...
>>558028705I've made 2 with dirt A but glued both without testing since I wasn't satisfied with the stats and skills compared to my other aces. One was at 1190 speed and I was so fucking tilted I forgot to buy speed eater.
>actually saw twin turbo in her g1 outfit racing in career modeWHAT THE HECK WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG GIVE HER TO ME
sexo suzuka
Literally just spam the thread day in and day out. Fuck off already.
>25% for a dirt spark>16 runs>1 dirt spark
what if dog was cool
>>558028705shes gonna get cummed on I would cum on it >>558028931suzuka hater
>cin grey is just non stop oguri finding a new rival>rival has career ending injury>oguri has new rival
>>558028410This arc lk got me tearing up
>>558028960I would fuck it
>>558027197I was trying to minmax for TT, hopefully this deck is more accessible then. Ignore the skills, I took whatever cheap hints I got. Cleared Kikuka Sho at 550, and 650 on Tenno Sho Spring.
>>558029120flat is best
>>558029120Vaxx status?
>>558029150
mihorny boobon
>>558029212One poke one stroke
Wedding Air Groove takes the longest to enter Daily Legend Raceif you have no uma in mind but want to buhi anywaypick her, she's the rarest one
MLB kitasan blackMLB fine motionMLB super creekMLB fukukitaru friendYep it's UG1 timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4czYN3Sgrs
MyHomie Bober
mihoyo bonbon
>mihomo bourbon
>>558028947If spark qol doesn't drop with MANT I'm gonna lose it.
mediro jober
>518 stamina>green stam skill>2 white recoveries>300 guts and wit>fail the Haruten 4 timesWhat the fucking fuck
>>558029476awooga!
MIDjiro Mcdonalds
Assessing humorous intent...
>>558029479>my running style? Pace Chaser of course
Cringe Gaylo
>>558024159a shame because HORLICKS and BONECRUSHER are cool names
halal urara
>>558029190Hey, shit, legitimately impressive. I've never crested S, though I came close. I have all that shit. Thanks anon, I guess I'll just keep trying.
do I want to click that?
Bourbon raped me...
go seetits
Nobody unironically likes Rice shower
breeding bakushin
symbol of adolf
>>558029796mein emperor...
Hello everyone, my name is Nobody
It's Wind in Her Hair's (Deep Impact's and Black Tide's dam) birthday today, she turns 35!https://x.com/northern_horse/status/2024778555318817144?s=20
>>558029769I never see Teio podium placements in cm here despite the constant teioposts.
LentilDoner
>>558029905Cute granny horse
surprise jp uma!boo!
Maya...
>>558029905looking good for its age
>>558029980no... my semen...
bread hider
>>558029980fuck. meant to use this one
Is this something you should do to your uma?
>>558029905won a G1 while pregnant. what a strong horsie
>>558030171Brat!
>>558030096AAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE LAUREL I DON'T WANT TO CUM TODAY
is sweepy the "shes actually 99999 years old" is it the director more
Sip Kosher
Sub 13k fast learner...
>>558030042>>558030382you don't have a choice. umapyoi.
>>558030481she would do this
>>558030512Sweepy is just a Filly there's no strings attached.
>click at random image on danbooru>futanari uma on female trainerMan i really gotta fix my black list
>>558030336It's my actual human right as their chosen trainer (future husband).
>>558030481big...
>>558030336uh, yeah?with all their time training, some umas don't have the opportunity to have thwir ears cleaned. so, as a responsible torena, you should be cleaning their ears for them if they forget besides, it's about heightening their senses after all. no late starts with clean ears
>>558030019It's natural for horses to piss and shit on the racecourse
>ywn propose to your trainee in the Umacdonald's with a cheap fake diamond ring you begged the staff to insert into the burger box why even live
>>558029638Explaining to Urara several times that we can't play "Doctor, doctor" or "Hide/Lick my carrot" during ramadan while asking Akikawa and Tazuna to build a Masjid.Nikah(marrying) between an uma and human is also haram.
>>558030739... what the fuck kind of dumbass uma would even say yes to that?
Why is Nishino's head so wide?
>>558030742my cute umas wouldn't care about mooslim "tradition"
Ass Sniffer
>>558030739Bro thinks he's in that one dagashi kashi doujin
>>558030846my retard trainee, that's who
>>558030848so she can suck my cock
>>558030846Winning Ticket.
>>558030742haram urara
Gonna flatline until MANT Danchouroonie. Don't worry though I'll make sure to log in and request Dirt shoes whenever I feel like it
>>558030889Which Uma would say yes if you proposed to them with a candy ring?
the petite and eccentric director is 9999 years old actually
>>558030923she's a juvenile
>>558030575its because you didn't level the ult
>>558031029NTR makes me hard
>>558030889160609
>>558031038Super Creek.
>>558031038rice would accept anything if it was from onii-sama
>>558031029my 12cm could never satisfy that much paizuri meat....
Say "woof"!
>>558030019>>558030703Thats hot
>>558031283literally built for brahamin indian chads
>>558024853she is so cool i want to train her so bad
>>558031129https://files.catbox.moe/3c5e7r.jpg
>>558031054
>>558031283WOOF WOOF WOOF
Hard to be mad when the umas you're image dumping are the most boring ones desu
i only bark for sirius
>>558031369Based, only the best high caste bvlls for Gentil while Dalitxina can only service the undesirables.
>>558031454marked
>>558031386I can't open your link
>>558031454
I genuinely felt bad seeing this. I love pixel horses too much now.
>check out sloptubers for aquarius guides>not a single one of them has mentioned inari one SR for parent decksare they stupid?
>>558031454Why I'm not surprised that a mare is trying to marry her trainer?
>>558031454Seriously how would you respond?
>>558031685>sloptubers>are they stupid?
Don't fall for the Nishinocord propaganda
>>558031658
>>558031750
What da trainerblud doin'
>the gorilladonna spammer is a /v/trannyyou can go back and stay there faggot
Do we need to clean out our borrow list with MANT standard umas?
Did the old Suzuka image spammer switch over to Gentildonna or something
>>558031772I already fell cause of this pic:>>558031589It's dangerously hot
>>558031283I would bark this
>>558031685I use it but only because I triple sparked in the matikanefukukitaru banner recently. It's not a realistic assumption that a lot of people would have her at 4*, or even have her at all. And parent run stats do matter. Parents job races and ruin affinity all the time.
>>558031674Sorry for not doing any runs with you since 2 hours ago, Suzuka.I'll take my own life now.
all you nishinofags simping for the one mare who only has one vaguely for you eventbaka.you all should have learned from the dober and curren propaganda alreadymares only SEEM to be for youthey really aren't
>>558031852no this is a /v/tranny that is spamming their thread toosuzuka guy quit the game same as teio buhi
>>558031197>>558031283>>558031313Gorillas don't deserve love
>>558032004
>>558031968stallion chads win again
only low t beta faggots don't want to risk their pelvis for one of the curviest umas in the game
>>558032030horse cock
>>558031961i'm literally using my borrow on an inari. this thing is like a mini-yaeno.
I have oguri (both), digitan, ny urara, taiki, pasa(both) as dirt umas. Which of these are actually good?
>no rapeBased Halo
>>558031968Cuck mentality
more like stallioncels
>>558032017No, YOU do not deserve love
>>558032143i was told that the hot spring was not sexual in any way shape or form and that interpreting it as such was "incel-mentality" and creepy. do i believe my brain or others?
>>558032065>curviestBullshit
we love geldings here
>>558031968>>558032051Is Royce and Royce for me?I really like herhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_MavVpHILQ
>>558032209
>>558032295She's another retard, also her trainer confirmed he's used goods
>>558032295>another HOEH uma
>>558031631Catbox refuses to work 4 me....https://files.catbox.moe/kwppwk.png
Pic your paizuri slave
>>558032359nigga, opera literally gives you an engagement ring
>>558032376I was about to post about that as well
>>558032182>Dotofag>having any opinions
Stallions
>>558032216
>>558032471I wonder what her hock cock looks like...
>>558032359>Shakur that high>when you don't even spend the night together and just go back to the academy before the last trainAss chart
uh oh
>>558032498Shit horse
>>558032359curren should be bumped down to a yellow because she fucks 999 other fans while tempting you with her ass
>>558032471Sexier without the hat
>>558032573gay nigga alert
>>558032586would though (then leave her after)
Nishino Flower is just another hecking wholesome daughterino uma, though not as much as Urara.
>>558032548
>>558032505>show a hot female>thinks about dicksWhy are zoomers like this?
>>558032359Where the fuck is supercreek?
Are you ready for MANT?
>>558032651unironically thisshe is even designed specifically to ward away any weird groomers that play the game
>>558032670its because gold ship is a sexy horse desu
>>558031685>parent runs>for a Dirt CM>right before MANTYou niggers aren't seriously building parents for this meme CM?
>>558032359>Maya>1 sidedWhy doesnt she return my love?
>>558032505teiobro...
>>558032725I only have 650 clocks
>>558032670I'm 35
>>558032651>>558032727Redditfact approved
>>558032635>t.Orfevre
>>558032548>the average >is a maximum
>>558032725i'm saving clocks for almond eye
>>558032715she's too busy goo-goo-babying her torena
thinking about uma horse cocks has got me tired
>>558032768That's sadder
>>558032715Shotacon
>>558032359>tfw none of the supposed rapist umas are on the chartI'm noooooticing the propagandafuck off, posters. you know who you are. you're NOT gonna fool me into spensing carats for fake rapists. no sir, I'm only gonna roll for the umas who do want to have sex with me
>>558032768are you the pedo from yesterday?
>>558032359where's goldshi
>>558032831cocks are gay and jewish
>>558032909>buff Rudolf>aislop Disgusting
>Kitasan Black>is brown EXPLAIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBKh1Cj47xo
sex?
>>558033045everyday
someone needs to host a jiggie, this is imperative
>>558032826>>558032897i wish i was her victim...
>>558033003calm down Spe
>>558033045yea sure
>#MAMBO trending on twitter>she's been turned into a shitcoinoh no
>>558033045with a villain?no thanks bro
>>558033119BUY BUY BUY
>>558033045yeshttps://files.catbox.moe/747jxe.webm
>>558032739building full dirt parents for mutations. just pumped full of generics.i ain't doing 1hr parent runs.
>>558032934Raping her trainer
Early good night friends!!
>>558032359was this chart made by an actual straight up retard
>>558032934she is never on these charts because the people who make them can't see past the surface level gag character elements
City's fat titties!
>>558033232shes so cute
>>558033016She's awfully cute
>>558033274finally a virgin uma
How will mant ruin my current parents again? I've been seeing anons sperging about this in every thread lately but they never explain why. Is this a gaslight?
>>558032934
>>558033162wtf why is my daughter there
only schizos think that golshi is torenasexual btw
>>558033230No one wants to fuck the gag character
>>558033119>blatant crypto pump & dump based off of a shitty memecrazy how this scheme has been done quite literally thousands of times and people still fall for it
>>558033310the RAPED
>>558033232I need sex and hand holding
>>558033274>Coal City
>he's so ugly not even golshi wants to rape his ugly assI'm sorry anon....
>>558033253dog
>>558033335it's not that people don't understand it's a scam (all crypto is a scam), it's that they think they'll be able to sneak in and grab some value while all the other idiots will be bag-holding. it's the same reason why online gambling has absolutely taken off despite the fact that the math will literally yells at you "you will lose money." idiots never believe consequences will reach them.
>>558033438>he believes in the mongolian grass munching forums
What the actual FUCK TAIKI?
>>558033617Glue factory, now
>>558033232>>558033386I see all of these comics about Dia being this thirsty and pushy, hope she's actually like this in-game and it's not just all fanfic bullshit
>>558033438GEM City.
sakura imouto o is a brat
>>558033305>shitty>virginanon...
awooga!
Good night bUT DO NOT SUMMON THAT CREATURE
>>558033678It's fanfic
If you are the trainer of Brian, the chances are high that you end up on the cuck chair
which uma is LESS horny in fan art than in the actual game
>>558033743sexo creature
>>558033802Holy tourist
>>558033743>>558033190oops>>558033759i liked her maid-trainer in the anime, she was hot
>>558033332schizophrenia has granted me the gift of true sight
don't spam
>>558033682>coal
>>558033678>he doesn't knowohnononono, he fell for the propaganda KEK
>>558033820gold ship is a chad and probably has penis sex with anyone around>>558033332what about the barn peoplumas
>>558033917I HATE CURREN
>>558033802only retards would ever want to be the trainer of that ugly umatherfucker Brian
>>558033705Even her sibling bully her.Poor dog creature.
>>558033820Maybe Mayano?I saw very few comic arts about her, and it's mostly her being cute or side character rather than ravaging the trainer's cock 24/7
>>558033917>curren
>>558033802uhhhh Laurelsissies?what happened to your rapist?!holy fuck, she's fucking dyke HAHHAHAHHAHAHHAA
nice thread global keks
I'ts my fault for coming here during brown hours
Since the update, getting free Aoi dates every other run sure is nice. But I'm afraid Meek is going to get drooled on.
>>558034043nihaou
>>558033917>currenshit>curreslut>currenwhore>curren999>currencanonlysprint>currendoesn'tgiveanactualfuckabout hertorena>currena shit
nihao konitchiwa
Even Digitan doesn't like Fujimasa March...
>>558034036KEK yuriCHADS dispel another for you fallacy
>>558034127>anon got left on read by currengrim
>>558034165dopamine therapy...
critical brown levels
>>558034036>>558034217w-wait.... so, Laurel doesn't want to fuck you?.... she's another helios?n-no...
>>558033678>>558033759Care to explain this?
>>558033982Get fucked, bitch
>>558034127then explain all the crazy sex we had. YOU CAN'T.
>>558034268sexo
>>558034352ywnbaw
>>558034290999 timesbut none of them for (you)
gold ship is sexy
>>558033982>>558034349How would Mayachi react if her toreina had sex with Brian?
>>558032143>>558031808
>>558034401are you having a stroke why are you posting random letters
>>558034473This toreina?
>>558034346silly anon, every torena has to get hired by an uma at some pointotherwise, how are you able to run her career?it's the same as saying the special needs is extremely for you because she takes you as her torena on the first episodebaka, you're so clearly starved of female affection that just a simple "sure, you can be my trainer, whatever" is enough to delude you into thinking the uma wants to fuck you
>>558034349go away I hate you
nihaoi! oinkuu!
>>558034424>western artist making Umas uglyEverytime...
>>558034543Not canon
>>558032359I like how most people are unable to read the chart correctly, but to be fair, when the chart has no position for "not for (you)" it is not suprising
>>558034552Care to explain?
>>558034602
>>558034352>big sisOH NONONONO
>>558032432
>>558034543>yuriGlad I skipped her banner
taiwanese LSD dens where you go to take LSD and get your electricity switches hacked to spaz out for a few weeks
I don't have the Brian and Dia cards, but Digitan only looks at the ones actually in your support card deck, right?
>>558034552Now this is cope
>>558034561No, you don't.
>>558034656i don't get it
Mambocoin status?
>>558034352>big sis
>>558034734>more yurishitKill the localizers
>>558034724wait, she does? huh, never realized thatmaybe because I run the same Kita+Sweepy+Chinko+Biko+Riko+Marvey deck every single time
>Uma&Co deleted the serverlmao pussies
>>558034734This is just you being deluded for your lack of relationships with other human beings
>>558034778dancho just scammed me...
>>558032432>she uses Swinging Maestro
>>558034676Blacks can't draw woman.
>>558033490I will not fall for Rickey propaganda
>>558034924he's been scamming us
>>558034995sexo suzuka
>>558034861I was trying to collect all of them but there's too many bland R cards getting in the way kek, only recently noticed the cards I don't have in the background
>>558032432as if it were a difficult choice....
Hello I’d like to buy a rainbow.
>>558034349Brian's most well known race was when she beat Mayano Top Gun in a G2 by a head kek
post more rare chiyos
>>558034951no anon, that's not true. They can draw women. It's just that what they call women, normal people call gorillas.
I L O V E Spe-chan
>>558035227shes based
/uma/ how do we make sure that Mayano Top Gun gets married to me specifically?
>>558034951They can draw women, but ugly women only lol
soulmate suzuka
>>558034995unironically, her tits are too big
>>558035227is this horse retarded? I know lots of umas are *cough*Bakushin*cough* but she seems........extra retarded somehow. What's her deal?
>>558035319Just fuck her during the hot springs, it works with every uma
>>558035182>won despite an injury from last year slowed her down
>>558035432lose some weight daiwa!
>>558035361
>>558035242
>>558035404>What's her deal?Bakushin, but with an expanded vocabulary that she somehow makes sound stiffer
>>558035404straight = goodcurve = badliterallyat all times
>>558035404>is this horse retarded?Yeah she's the racist uma, makes sense for her to be retarded
>>558035432Her VA looks like this now that her bf threw her away
>>558035481not saving this eating dictus
>>558034842its meim the localizer
good morning i love mihono bourbon
>>558034676Blacks dish up this rubbish and actually think people would dump their life savings to pull for it.
My preferred pferd!!
>>558035641Bazed...
>>558035746Morning bobro
>>558035404She's a straight shooter. She gets straight to the point.
jesus christ eishin flash career is boringis this what waifufags eat?nothing happens? just endless pandering by your trainee? jacking off to tits?
>>558035641Based.
>>558035817>Germans are boringWhat a surprise
Can Creek stop sniping me in Long races? i need the affinity for my parent
good bait
>>558035404Golshi's reddit quirk chungus "humor" except without the self-awareness.
man I need another 9* STA parent
>>558035404She's just a sprint runner
So no one ever talked about Valentine Eishin in the lead up to this event. Is she even good?
>>558035404>is this horse retardedmaybe
1* speed 2* dirt 1* unique
why are western artists so shit? Is ugliness in the water or something? goddamn the western 'art' itt makes me sick to my stomach, it's disgusting
poast bakshin retardfic
>>558035890Love that absolute dumpster Super Creek who somehow wins off the back of seventy stamina skills despite having no speed or power in Kikuka Sho!
>>558023113>but then ramonu powercreeps herI forgot I could only use 1 card of each type on my deck
>>558035940Tits not big enough
>>558035940It's not western art, it's tumblr art. There's lots of good art in the west but it's almost all by professionals who work in the industry.
>>558035940The few good ones never touch anything related to anime
>>558035940It’s just a Western attempt at brainwashing you into liking unattractive women.
>>558035817>boringthat's the authentic German experiencethey're the most dry people in the world
>>558035940Cause they self-insert themselves in their ugly ass drawings
>>558035817you WILL follow her scheduleyou WILL eat the strudelyou WILL come to germany
>Vodka shown to be clearly in love with trainer in her career>Vodka shown to be clearly in love with trainer on homepage>Stupid fucking retard yuriniggers still draw her with DaiwaI hate them, I hate yurifags so god damn much. Get that dumb bitch Daiwa away from my precious Vodka
>>558036083western cartoons are pretty shit too, Toy Story and its consequences have been disastrous for animated media. Disney's Beauty and the Beast (from the 90's) compared with their last animated 'film' is like night and day.
What's sex with Mihono Bourbon like
>>558036283she is bi
>>558036371emotionless_sex leg_locking
>>558036316It's all a case by case thing. Even for people who aren't a fan of 3D animation, most like the way Tangled looks and think Rapunzel is cute.
>>558036283You will make our local yuritroon schizo mad
>>558036371really loud and wild, unexpectedly
>>558036283god she's so cute. More proof they did Ryan dirty, it's not that short hair is ugly per se (Vodka is CUTE) but Ryan's just sucks. >yuriniggers btfodeluisional shits who've never experienced close friendship/rivalry will never properly understand Daiwa/Vodka's dynamic. It's sad, really.
>>558036371Her pussy insides will move on its own while you are busy french kissing her and groping her cake
>>558035940most western (female) artists learned their styles from tumblr and tumblr has always promoted the most hideous looking art styles imaginable. the only thing that really changed is that tumblr users were universally mocked in the past but now they're taken semi-seriously.
>>558035432GAIN MORE WEIGHT DAIWA!>>558035560I thought she gained weight from marriage and kids?
>>558036283She's too nervous to rape me, you call that love?
>>558036371ever watched gundam SEED?
>>558036283?What are you even crying about? Just save straight Vodka art and ignore the yuri art if VodSca makes you seethe this much. You can even block artists if you want.Imagine wasting your energy getting angry at 20 y/o shippers who don't even know you exist.
>>558036509>I thought she gained weight from marriage and kids?Lmao no one is gonna marry her in that state
>>558036613>Lmao no one is gonna marry her in that statedis nigga clueless
>>558036613That's the thing, she gained weight AFTER getting marriage, as is tradition.
>>558036530Infertile
It's a new day!
How do you pronounce her name?
>>558036283I was doing a Vodka career and my family was in the other room and after she'd won every race I said louder than I intended, "I LOVE VODKA SO MUCH IT'S UNREAL"now they think I have a drinking problem
>>558036468They are incels mad to see their cute girls with an actual true male
It's a new day with new sex.
>>558036696mattycane fuguguitar-u
That's going into my Chiyo Note.
>>558036696MachiCunnyFukuKitarou
boop
>>558036696Motherfucker
>>558036679Japan is not your ugly ass country, they hate fat people there>>558036684She literally went to disney alone after having a meltdown on twitter, only menheras do that. And the only menheras that get into a relationship are for sure not the fat ones
>>558036613You underestimate architects. Japan is learning the ways of plumping up your significant other.
>>558036530>already pregnantCreek, you naught naughty mare!
>>558036818>they hate fat people thereCLUELESS ALARM
>support points in yellow box>carats in red boxWhat is it, opposite day?
>people are using my Kitasan againUhhh what's going on?
>>558035404Sprinters are just built different.
>>558036861Samir I repeat, this is not your country
>>558036835No one likes fat women. It's woke.
>>558036818Tbf she is a menhera, she is diagnosed bipolar and has crashed out more than once before
>>558036696マチカネフクキタル
>mant hasn't even started yet>everyone already quittingAiiieeee
>>558035940There's 4 kinds of western artists>bad ones that live outside of the internet: your slacktivists, your performance shit, the ones that literally try to destroy beauty or are tools for political agendas they're told to hate>good ones that live outside of the internet: mostly boomers or hipsters but they make a living off of art in the real world with real cash, most likely as a side-gig for after their Starbucks shift, and you'll never hear of them but they'll probably die of an overdose or stabbed by a junkie and one or two of their paintings will become part of history at best>bad internet artist: tumblr/reddit/calarts fuckers that think their slop is beautiful, usually made by troons, fags or niggers to reflect their own world view, and it's rotten and disgusting in a "positive" way. they're also usually art vandals and fixers because their job is not art, but being pamphlets for whatever social issue they can insert themselves in. Most are literal criminals or will be criminals. You can find them if you see 2 or more flags/pronouns in their bio>good internet artists: have talent, make a living off of it, some may have idiotic views but can keep shut about it, and some actually try to pass as nip/gook artists. their focus is making good shit, cool shit, cute shit, or goon shit, and will post a lot of it each week. if you see an art trend, they'll be there to exploit it. don't mention ai in front of them though
>>558036696machikane fukukitaru
>>558036715reminds me of the seethe when Bayonetta married and had a kid. I laughed so hard I nearly shit myself
>>558036835Except in pic related the fat went to the right places also they are young
>>558036696
>>558036946don't say that...
GALU ULALA GANBALIMASSS :DDDD
dicktrainer cock
It's a new day uma&co discorddachhis
>>558037051Totally deserved
>>558036835>this is what japanese architects likeGood, keep 'em coming. WAY better than pic related
waittosen is retarded?
>>558037221This is how Scarlet's seiyuu looks like btw
>>558037221>more gorillasNo
How do you get lvl 3 hint for It's On? It only occurred to me that this is possible
>>558037009There a massive lack of shoe trading in my club...
MOMMY
>>558037135specute!
>>558037312scenario link
>>558037129*slurp slurp slurp**glug glug glug*
>>558037135This is your average uma behaviour after 3 years
no... my shoes... wait for me guys...
>>558036946Bro I like fat women since I can remember, way before this woke fearmongering started, live outside your Internet bubble for a single second, you won't die
>>558037337>fat racist
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
>>558037346I have Fuku and Riko in all runs and I never get it
>>558037272she is tragically stupid and unironically has learning disabilities. she might be the only actual retard in the game.
>>558037481scenario link TRAINEE
>>558037446Post your fat gf then
>>558037451"almost thou convincest me to become an architect!"
Daiwabros...
>>558037446>fat Dober>still hating men>plans to divorce and take all the money and house
>>558037431Is she the easiest to rape, or actually the hardest to rape?I mean, she can't really fight backBut at that point what's the point of raping it'd be boring
>>558037431does she show up in the most recent hotsprings digging event?
>>558037481Only Laisu Taiki Ulala and Fuku get it
my fat chud...
We hate fat people hereWe also hate teiofags
i think all of you should kill yourselves
>the only umas with wedding alts that aren't mares irl are mayano top cun and king haloWhat does this mean?
>finemo's event chain completes during junior year
>>558037583If you can still distinguish her neck then she's not fat
>actually managed to distance the pack in a medium URA finaleHow the fuck did that happen
>>558037603Ugly tomboy
cute Chrono
>>558037742that just happened to meshe still gave me Speed StarI was training boboFUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Post tastefully chubby umas
>>558037742>creek chain does not complete before tenno sho spring
>>558037742>prepared to pass
Fat people are ugly and it's a disease. You have to be retarded to willingly choose to shorten your lifespan because you're too lazy to get your ass off the chair. I'm saying that as someone who used to be fat btw.
>>558037774Actually how popular are these plushies in japan?
>>558037849Based Ass Wonder
>>558037849Spoken like a true npc, anonKeep at it, you'll die a virgin anyways
>>558037518My bad looks and total lack of personality only attracts skellies unfortunately. Fattening them up would be the strategy, but I'm not that immoral (yet)
>>558037907extremely popular
>>558037907idk, but considering that they are the poster child of keiba merch I would say that they are very popular
>>558037970>he waifus the loli
>>558037970Of course not, that would take actual discipline
so likewhy is bourbon like thatis she autisticis it larpdoes she just like to pretend to be a robot
Scarlet's VA is not THAT fat
>>558037813Tell me about this fatty, why does she hate the pool?
>>558037949Calm down teiofag, you'll die first regardless to a heart attack.
I'm interested in her now what's her lore?
>>558037849
>>558037774Oh man, I really want this. Do you know if there’s any way to buy these from overseas when they come out?
>>558038028>Mayacchi>loliwhat a filthy secondary
>>558038061Reject the clanker
what deck are you guys using for Summer Maru for Aquarius?
>>558038068Fat people would say this
>>558038164>>558038164>>558038164
>>558038028I have screencaps of all umas being gluttons, Maya was just one of the latest in the folder. It's basically just McQueen being a fatass without self-control. >>558038068I agree she should eat more
>>5580381562/3 spd, 2/3 wit, Riko. Power/stam sparks.
>>558038156Kitasan, borrow Suzuka, Tachyon, Daiwa, Riko, Bourbon
