Frens :) Edition>Previous>>557976275>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players rape hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>MODDINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/https://democracy-hub.nethttps://helldive.live>MAJOR NEWSJan 22 Redacted Regiment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtvwvsJRSKkFeb 03 Siege Breakers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9E9-iGwK_4Feb 03 Galactic Offensive https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_ZVYxDgbM0Feb 04 A Bastion of Freedom https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8ZhrAP7k6YFeb 10 Machinery of Oppression https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gj5JS68ny14>LATEST PATCHESFeb 03 1.006.001 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/506226349467240138Feb 10 1.006.003 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/541129880857741482
Stop telling people to download hd2mm, arsenal is better
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where are we at, /hdg/?
Stop telling people to download arrow mod, CE is better
>>558006771is there a nade?
>>558006771>Another useless pistol>Another shotgun that will suck ass>A flamethrower with more ammo so you can set yourself on fire without reloadingebin
>>558006771that flamethrower better be good
>>558006804
>>558006804a solid it is what it iscommon aftermath of experiencing a joel moment TM
>>558006841>gutted all SMGs to dog-shit level>Flame DoT damage don't work half of the timepicrel and the entire warbond is confirmed DOA
>>558006804Me on the bottom right, but I'm the one who went in certain that this was going to be a Klendathu. I pity you media illiterates who didn't see it coming.
>>558006986>Two fucking useless weapons duct taped togetherPeak of swedish ingenuity.
>>558006986they need to buff fire dot 1 more time and leave it the fuck alonethese sick bastards keep making it fun for like 1-2 months out of the year then nerf it into being dogshit again for NO REASON
>>558006771Curious what they'll do for the armor we already got a fire resistant armor.They'll probably give it 50% fire resist and another useless perk thrown in like servo asisted.
>>558006569As in combat engineer?
>>558007225No CE as in fortified
>>558006841>stripper clip pistol you can top off>probably full auto as well>useless
>>558007225Cheat Engine
>>558007264You know I've never found myself in a situation where I thought "gee I sure wish I could top off my pistol right now"
>no seige engine >no SEAF units >no bug fixes >forced loss>final battle is another warstrider and vox rape pit only now with DSS on friendly fire modeI don't want to play this game anymore
>>558006771>trench warfare themed warbond>no combat shovel that take up the secondary weapon slot>B-BUT YOU CAN FIND THEM IN THE FIELD!Yeah retard but I won't drop my support weapon for a fucking shovel
>Transcendence>The Capital of the Automaton galactic military>is just like every other Cyberstan city>no SEAF to be found
Cyberpunk 2077
>>558006841flamers should have at least 2x the range they currently have
I realized the worst part about this operation is the fact that there's no server browser so you're stuck like a cuck scanning planets waiting for a game to pop up on the difficulty you want (it never does)I wouldn't even mind killing squids right now but finding a game that isn't cyberstan is fucking painful
>>558007117Only issue i have here is keeping the troopers in check, they just launch their flares despite being behind a wall and not in view of me
>>558007369>>558007421WorstTitle UpdateEver
>>558006986WHY CAN'T UNDERBARREL ATTACHMENTS BE WEAPON MODS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>558007481>you're stuck like a cuck scanning planets>inding a game that isn't cyberstan is fucking painfulyou know if you zoom into a planet and then hit R it only sends you to missions on that planet, right?
>>558006841what's with this doomposting like the last few warbonds have been extremely good, with the only shit items being the backpack fed support weaponsnot a good sign for the heavy flamethrower but I'm willing to bet everything else will be pretty good
>>558007617>tfw no underbarrel GL liberatoratleast i have the one two but this still hurts
>>558007541Correct
>>558007264If it's full auto they should have at least added the stock even just for style points because I know they'll make the recoil absolutely terrible regardless.
SEAF-Chan... violated in all her holes by Cyborgs... and when they are all used and ruined... they'll make new ones and start the torment all over again...
>>558007662Because we know for a fact that shotguns all suck, side arms all suck and backpack weapons all suck.
>>558007261>>558007327Damn, im retarded
Day 743Still no SEAF stratagem. Today we received official confirmation of the withdrawal from Cyberstan. Objectives scrubbed. Positions abandoned. Whatever was left planetside was deemed expendable.No SEAF support arrived before the retreat, during it, or after. Just orders to pull back and pretend this was always the plan.We obeyed. We always do.But Cyberstan burned all the same.For Democracy,A Very Tired Helldiver.
>>558006986>Medium Pen.>One HandedCalling it now
>>558007638>you know if you zoom into a planet and then hit R it only sends you to missions on that planet, right?On whatever difficulty has active beacons which is usually lower than even freaking 8I constantly found myself in D4 missions when using matchmaking on bug planets.
>>558007759>reprimand bros....>it's over......
>>558007770weird because it sticks to my selected difficulty 99% of the time. only one extremely low population planets does it send me lower
>>558007837The down side is its only 20 rounds (no larger mags) and has the accuracy of the stim pistol
>>558007837stop spamming this tumblr garbage
>>558007842I turned crossplay off which could be the reason it never finds games on my difficulty.Still I'd rather not play than play with PS5 fags.
>>558007889it's 4chan femboyslop thoughbeit
>>558007889>this low t jit doesn't crack bratty leandiversnever gonna make it anoni hate to say it
>>558007742/hdg/ elite lobby btw you must have a premium membership to join
Over status?
>>5580077423/4
>>558008046NEVER OVER PROTECT THE 77TH!
>>558008046OBJECTIVE: DIE FOR SUPER EARTH
>>558007837Why do I never get leandivers like this? I only ever get brawny...
New to the bot front. Do you fellas recommend the amendment, standard diligence or the censor for a marksman primary?
>>558008430they're all pretty interchangeable
>>558006639>Got every permanent scamstore itemNice, now I just have to wait for the rotation for the rest.
>>558007156>Demo Man>50% fire res>50% explosive res
>>558008430amendment has a bayonet and x10 scopecensor has staggerdiligence has the most ammoit's really up to youcensor is easier for new players because of the stagger
>>558007990See: >>558007889
RAPE CYBERSTAN
Every single time I decide to give the epoch another chance, I can't help but think>Man, the quasar would have been 10x better.
Why the hell is the orbital airburst still medium pen while having a longer cool down than the orbital gatling?
>>558008656Gross lumpy hands, I thought anime modders had higher standards.
>>558008672Because it's an anti-chaff stratagem for retards that love seeing it produce massive kill streaks from the way that the fraudulently duplicates kills.
>>558008652>BANNED IN TROONCORDwhy are they like this?
Do we think we'll get an SEAF Warbond? If so. Would you buy it?
I threw caution to the wind tonight and went full autism in pubs. I was just hooping and hollering about our final hours on Cyberstan, dying for Super Earth, burning clankers to the ground, raaah, etc. And y know what, most of the pubs were into it. It was actually kinda wild how suddenly most lobbies that were completely scattered and just stuck in death loops suddenly locked in and started working towards objectives. Just took one person to bring some stupid energy back to these lobbies. All in all... Fuck it I had fun with Cyberstan. The swedes are eternal and did everything they could to ruin it, but I managed to love it.
>>558008805Yes to both.
>>558006804Life as a whole, from toddler to graveyard, enjoy.
>bugdivers dying counts towards MO lives>push to cyberstan had multiple setbacks because of poorly explained planet raze mechanic>lost like 70% of our lives before planetfall because of hackers COUGH COUGH I mean the bots haha>finally get to cyberstan and all the level 20 recruits are dropping into d10 with no anti armor because haha duuude remember malevalon creek brooo>cyberstan player pop predictably gets split between all active cities, thereby not making any progress for days after first city is taken>hackers fuck with shit and force arrowhead to reset progress multiple times>AH forced to make MO progress count operation completion instead of mission completion, effectively killing any chance of winning the MO>several pity MOs to increase number of lives still ultimately meaninglessthe content for cyberstan is very coolthe metagame management by arrowhead is literally the worst in the entire games historyjust fuckup after fuckupin an ideal situation it would have been possible to win, but realistically was never going to happen with how poorly they managed the MOs and issues with the hackers
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244633812627/76561199108851031d10 whatevs
>>558008805Day 1i just want to larp seaf without mods mani love the bottom rung grunts in every seriesMarines in BSGHenchmen from venture brothersI even play those halo marine campaign mods more than the base game
Hipfiring with the AMR feels great, especially when you nail a Hulk in the eye. Take a ammo pack and you can fire all the rounds you want. Fact the AMR's good against most bots, except for those damn striders.
>>558009046>lost like 70% of our lives before planetfall because of hackers COUGH COUGH I mean the bots haha>hackers fuck with shit and force arrowhead to reset progress multiple timesThis shit was absolutely on narrowhead>make a pc port>use an anticheat that can bypassed so easily that all you have to do to avoid hack detection is have high ping while it launches>instead of closing the game after failure it connects you straight to the serversyou CANNOT sperg out against the whole playerbase because some dudes in china are fucking with your very vulnerable software
>>5580090832/4
>>558007837>the microbulgeLEANDIVERS?!
>>558009281>nail a radical in the forehead with a quickdraw senator shot
>>558009326the real simple solution would be>oh weird we're seeing a huge uptick in people doing X, lets rollback the servers to before it happened and cap the hourly increase so it can't progress past a realistic amount
>>558009420fuk i forgot the songhttps://youtu.be/vDN4L7cAQf0?si=jHZ-IEkN7DKu0vnx
>>5580090832/4 still, join
>>558009472>have limits all over the place in their liberation system >none for how many SC, samples, missions complete, or enemies killed The perfunctorate Swede, everyone.
>>558009137>I even play those halo marine campaign mods more than the base gameMy bro, love those. Even as a kid I'd always try to keep every marine alive that I could. HD2 definitely is closer to those old feelings than modern Halo but its still dropping the ball. One day someone will imitate the core gameplay loop of HD without all the unfixed bugs and railroading where we can have our grunt squads again.
What do we think /hdg/? How true is this? https://x.com/Phontomen/status/2024619235754795461?s=20
>>558009695>phontomenfuck that spic
How long has this typo gone uncorrected now
>>558009760they need to LEAR english
>>558007837Keep posting these because they are authentic presentation of leandivers
>>558009837single handedly made me stop taking medium pen primariesnow i'm a light pen aim god
>>5580090833/4
how do i use the pyrotech grenades? ive heard that they're good but they seem like a worse mix between an incendiary and a thermite
>>558009950throw them at choke points or on the feet/underside of larger heavies
>>558009950Throw them at the enemy
>>558009083full
Cyberstan solved already. Not surprising. Only so many ways you can make the game difficult since people cry about weapon nerfs
>>558008805I will accept a SEAF warbond only under the following conditions:1. We get to heal them with the Stim Pistol2. The anti-tank soldiers can pick up EATs from the ground so you can rearm them instead of them being one-off uses
>>558009950toss them at basically any incoming enemy wave, it works on all fronts since it's essentially a precision nape strikea large part of its utility is the high number of nades you start with, so consider throwing 2-3 nades instead of one to get more damage inI haven't stopped using them since MOC launched and they can really be a good crutch if you know how to lean on em
>>558010095if the swedes were kino savvy the bastion tank would have come with hand holds for seafiesbut instead our janky little fodder homies are forced to be the oil that floats on out waterforever near but we never really mix
>>558010362>hand holds for seafiescoomers... please have mercy...
The synthetic wombs of bots were built to be raped by big human cock, extra durable for extra long rape. The rape of Cyberstan will be for the historybooks
This event sucked, not because we lost but because of how much of a railroaded slog it was.The follow up will be even more cancer just watch.Here is how it will most likely play out.>we fail the offensive>diaper shitting station gets badly damaged and has to retreat to be repaired making it unavailable for X days>jeet brigade swoops in taking all the planets leading to cyberpakistan>if only we could have prevented that :)>bots start offensive and without the diaper station we lack any means of defense aside from just blobbing>bots bring out the clankstar which is a scary jpeg on the map>majority of people will refuse to blob on bots (read redditors) from bot fuckfest fatigue and will dive bugs>arrowshart scrambles because they aren't ready for a galactic war loss state and further railroads a defense victory
So, what's the play now?As things stand, we're probably going to have done a decent amount of damage to Cyberstan, having destroyed 4 out of 7 Megafactories. We've razed Merak, one of their core worlds, which makes it harder for them to rebuild. We still control Chort Bay and Lesath for now as well, so in theory we can launch attacks towards Merga or Aurora Bay.In the immediate future, I think trying to take Aurora Bay should at least be attempted if possible. Assuming Joel doesn't just immediately push us out of Chort Bay, we can still try to smash the Jet Brigade factories. Less probable, we could try to take Choepessa and cut off Fury, which destroys the Incel Corps unit on that side of the map, and open up Charbal for another isolation maneuver by taking Charon Prime, but more likely the Blob will try to directly attack Fury instead. An attack on Zzaniah Prime would be yet another dream maneuver since it's technically a double isolation and would completely liberate that sector and force the bots to go in through Lesath and Vog all over again.
>>558010561MORE RAIDS NOWREINFORCEMENTS BE DAMNEDhttps://youtu.be/DIXGg9QUzfg?si=kStMLU_8bBbgdYgC&t=83
>>558009950play with teammates so the pyrotech shits out more ap4 sparks (for some reason) making it go from mediocre to holy fucking shit i just killed that tank with one
>>558010659Cyberstan gets turned into a death star and they bomb rape us for a week
You don't have any reason to dive anymore.
I only use things that create the largest explosions because I like to make craters to hide in when I get scared.
>>558009695>Co-op game>best way to make an impact is to play Solo>"Choose your difficulty!">only D1 or D10 matterThank you Sweden! Very cool!
d10 cyberstan 3/4 steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244631485642/76561199129186530
I imagine razing cyberstan with the dss will eventually lead to the bots rebuilding it and call it new cyberstan like we've seen in leaks
>>558010821same
>>558009695>galactic war mechanics are retardedWoah...
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244631485642/76561197995757904 SEAF are 67% rescued (up from 44%!) 3/4
If they planned to release cyberstan and not post a single hotfix to for all of the annoying glitches then they should have made it perfect before releasing it. Why did they green light release such a buggy mess of an update? Do they not have some fucking pride in the work they do?
>>558009950Individually they are worse than thermite or incendiary at their jobs. But it's WAY better at killing tanks than incendiary, and WAY better at area denial than thermite. Their strength doesn't come from them being amazing at any one job, but from being a decent answer to damn near anything.If you get caught with your pants down, it doesn't matter if it's a blob of 100 voteless or a factory strider dropped onto your head. Pyrotech spam can get you out of that mess. The only situation where they outright surpass any other grenade at any one job is closing masses of spawners since you get a shit ton of them.
>>558011010>still no kino gunner missionsit's not fair broswhy is cod the only series capable of gunner kinohttps://youtu.be/DL-HvfVwZKM?si=AgA2SRI_7VZU7pJh
>>558011010At this rate, there might even be enough reinforcements left for Lurza.
>Sick and tired of Bots>Unironically go to the Squid front>Casual Diff7>Join a 2-man lobby>Chink usernames>3 reinforcement left>Non-expendable support weapons all over the map, Maxiguns and Quasars fucking everywhere>10 minutes left>1 side objective completed>They both rage quit after pissing away the last 3 reinforcementsStill completed the mission, but what the fuck.
>>558011106They enjoy fucking the players, not putting out good content.
>>5580110103/4
>>558010659>As things stand, we're probably going to have done a decent amount of damage to Cyberstan, having destroyed 4 out of 7 Megafactories.That won't matter. They'll pull disneywars and the exhausted cyberstan forces will pull a fresh offensive out of their ass and fortify their nearby worlds with more megafactories in their equivalent of the gloom.
>>558011106You're new here aren't you?
68%!!
I swear that half of the deaths in my squad tonight came from the DSS just deciding to vaporize people.
>>558010659Now hold on just a minute. Joel's the leader; he'll decide when it's time to attack Aurora Bay...
>>558011106My one complaint about vox engines is how fucking fast that the cunts are.
>>558011106>If they planned to release cyberstan and not post a single hotfixBecause they know they fucking suck at their jobs and if they changed anything 10 other unrelated things would break.,Also you dont need to shoot every vent. The top vents open the top hatch and the bottom vents open the bottom hatch.
>>558011306I'm so tired of this trope. Realistically, both the bots/borgs and us should be weakened as fuck right now. We're sounding the retreat and salting the earth and everything they have left is defending Transcendence. After we pack up, we will have lost, but it'll be a phyrric victory for them. Yet you just know that smarmy swedish cunt will be like "UH HURR DURR ACTUALLY THERE WERE MEGA FACTORIES EBERYWHER UHUHUHUHUH THEYRE GUNNING FOR SUPA URF LMBAO"
>>558011342https://youtu.be/nOj3ZXGSs4Q?si=fnquFEgcYD-1Kw_k&t=349
>>558011430Bringing the bubble shield unironically saves lives with the bombardment bullshit.
>>558011707The incel corps has been sitting right next to the invasion route for the entire time. If he'd had the sense to just let us splatter on the second factory, he could have sold it as a trap.
>>558011707>"UH HURR DURR ACTUALLY THERE WERE MEGA FACTORIES EBERYWHER UHUHUHUHUH THEYRE GUNNING FOR SUPA URF LMBAO"i would love if mega factories were actually fomo contenti don't think anyone likes playing on them
Call me schizo but I dont even think there was a hack. I think Arrowhead didnt want their self-inserts to be beaten by the chuds so they made up some bullshit excuse to change it to something thats had a 100% failure rate in the games history.
>>558009901Another brother has ascended
>>558011919I liked them better than cities since they were a super earth city/colony mix
>>558011430Hard to tell if the if those are DSS or Vox's shells attacking you
>>558011707This would have been interesting if it was an all out war between all factions. You could have the squids atracking both the bots and human while we're both weaken, then we could get something interesting like bots adapting themselves with squid techs, or maybe fleshmob made out of cyborgs and machine.Hell, they could have simulated this better had they made SEAF regiments into an actual, visible tokens on the galactic map. But swedes will be swedes.
>the one objective that the game just constantly throws patrols at and if you complete it turns the entire megafactory into china social credit system levels of alert
>mod that makes liberators look like hd1 liberatorsi will now level your guns
>>558011707If I were Joel I'd smugly reveal the 3 planets with massive 7% resistance around Cyberstan also have megafactories or massive reserves of reinforcements and thus destroying Transcendence actually made little difference to the Automaton's strength.
>>5580090832/4 again, join on da fori
This game made me realize that I ain’t too fond of brazilians
>>558012334>libpen higher level than base liberatori know what you are anon ;3 (nice mod tho)
>>558007837>>558012464Gonna need all of these
>>558012435They did say that these aren't the original cyborgs and they must have come from somewhere else. I'll take a planet-sized Borg sphere popping up to start a counter attack.
I am dying way too many times on Cyberstan on D8Would love to join /hdg/ for D10 but I honestly believe I would drag it down
>>558012675join this one>>558009083
>>558012675nobody caresD10 isn't hard just grueling HD2 has never been hard
>>558012464i'm a brawnydiver....
Can someone repost the leaked MO failure's video ? They will 100% counterattack after
>>558012537Get em while they're hot, anon :>https://files.catbox.moe/uiau5y.jpeghttps://files.catbox.moe/atb3fq.jpeghttps://files.catbox.moe/6cwy3c.jpeghttps://files.catbox.moe/bqismf.jpeghttps://files.catbox.moe/dl9qlk.jpeghttps://files.catbox.moe/wmd77m.jpeghttps://files.catbox.moe/24bx2g.jpeghttps://files.catbox.moe/7go7vv.jpeghttps://files.catbox.moe/pkjcq4.jpeg
Holy fuck do the Swedes even care about their game. What the fuck is this shit lmao.
>>558013002Hes taking evasive manuevers, chud. its funny. WHY HAVNT YOU PISSED YOUR PANTS LAUGHING YET?BTW they still havnt fixed normal city shuttles taking off. It still just spins.
>>558013002Nah keep this one in It's a nothingburger that's kinda funny
>>558013002AYO PELICAN-1 STOP DRINKING
>>558013002also the head jerking in the stats screen
>>558012967sweet liberty
>>558012967nice artwork, especially on the bulges. well done
>>558013002better than pelican engaging the subterranean mode
>>558012967I wish men were real
>>558012967Holy moly
>>558012967We need more C-01 forums for them.
>>558007742still 3/4!
>>558012967I am very sad something like this isn't modded into the game
>>558013538>forums>doesn't know what a c-01 even is, thinks it's just sexPlease leave 4chan
Stealth players look like that???
how does the one-two get a worse ergo score than the dominator
Maybe /hdg/ really is the gayest general
>>558013002>do the Swedes even care about their gameWell in case the million bugs, glitches and general assfuckery present in this update on top of the clearly rigged MO but that's part of the plan actually you lack media literacy bullshitNo they do not give a fuck
>>558013714at least we're not klonoa general
>>558013714Not even close desu senpai
>>558013648can i get a version without the cowtitsthanks
>>558012435considering cyberstan was a penal mining colony before the bots took it over and they managed to build it up to that level in that span of time it should be fucking obvious to anyone with half a brain that the bots have other mega-factories on other planets
>>558014029No.
>>558013714Wait until evening so I can get home and start slopping futadivers talking about rape
>>558013714How many lean divers are femboys do you think?
>>558012967what kind of autism is this
>>558012675D10 is the same amount and type of enemies but more side objectives you need to complete to get 5 stars.
I'm going to look for a mod that changes the Maxigun's ridiculously massive haze distortion effect. Even when firing one single bullet you get vaseline temporarily smeared all over your screen. I'm not sure if Realismhead thought it looked cool or simply wanted to make sure it was difficult to see anything while shooting for Balance™.
>>558011106This game is about masochism nigger
>>558014167gaytism
>>558013714>gayest generalThat would be /gay faggots general/.
>>558014230https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/9550
>>558014230The BPGL has this too they're unusable. This is the game where a fifty round burst turns your gun's barrel into 1000 degree glowing metal it comes from that sort of realism.
>>558012967>"muh light pen" fags are literal homosexuals
>>558012967NOO NONOONONONNOO LEANDIVER BROS WE CANT LET THIS HAPPEN
>>558013714naw its just divers who use "lean" bodytype and/or light armor
post lobby I am up for anything except gay sex, I am heterosexual therefore I only have sex with BIOLOGICALLY FEMALES
>>558009578The Swede will always prioritise someone else’s suffering over their personal gain. It’s the quintessential crab in a bucket nationality
73%.. do not relent anons. we MUST save the SEAF!!
>>558011010GG, I shouldn't be behind the wheel after drinking.
>get to any objective>all warstriders and hulks>three static patrols clipping the objective>just toss all my red in and bolt for a minute>come back not everything is dead>4 patrols converging>have to retreat back or else I get spotted>repeat but with a vox engine>shoot one unit and then fuck off>come back>vox engine STUCK on two valves>somehow manage to finish the objective>static patrols now spawning 25m in front of me
>>558014790It went down for me why is it at 53%?
>>558014790how about you save some children from being raped by feral pack of niggers anon? can you do that or do you want more niggers in your shithole country?
I stopped playing with /hdg/ when I noticed they focus so hard on my ass when I go prone
>>558012967this game is too lethal for there not to be guro of these leandivers
>>558014825retard
I'll eat this next
>>558012967artist?
>>558014907Yeah that's what I thought.Keep larping you pathetic impotent autistic cuckold with seemingly nothing going in your life other than playing this shitty game to escape your fucking loser life and seething at anyone who says "nigger"
>>558015078retard
>>558014825Go to sleep Joe
>>558012967i feel like i recognize this style, are you south effrican?
>>558015096I accept your defeat>>558015126it's JOEL
>>558012435they're probably gonna become megafactories after cybershit is over
>>558012967Where is a coyote and trident leandivers
>>558014825What the fuck does this have to do with Helldivers anon. Are you actually fucking retarded?
>>558013704Underbarrel grenade launchers are heavy.>Why? Because fuck you that is why.Same reason why putting a tiny piece of metal on the tip of your gun makes it handle like your moms fat ass.Swigger balance at it's finest.
>>558015601cope and seethe retarded niggernow proceed to continue seething in reply
>>558012967Unironically kill yourself.Homo faggot.
>>558015828retard
>>558012967Live!DrawGAWD
>>558015134no this guy's Anglo Thai muttdoom_captain on X
What's ergnomics and how does it affect my gun? I'm tempted to use the handle bar more cuz it gives me more stability when firing which should be ideal
Why does AH keep ruining their big events by meddling with MOs instead of just letting things play out organically
>>558006639should I get this game if I am not trans
>>558016034how fast does the gun follow your mouse movements
>>558011919The only thing that sucks about Megafactories right now is the high Vox Engine spawn rate, otherwise they're mostly fine. I like the challenge posed by having AA everywhere, and storming the fortress walls and gates is pretty goddamn kino.Future Megafactory cities will probably have reduced Vox spawns due to it not being on Cyberstan, so they won't be the bullshit meat grinders they are now.
>>558016036i mean... look at their country state and you'll get your answer
>>558016036because the retarded devs want to tell their fanfiction instead of letting players write it with their liberations and defeats
>>558016036>organically Except the game isn't organic, retardEven with zero human intervention you are still dependent on the set decay and impact modifier, so the result would be known from the start
>>558016034When aiming, you've surely noticed that the circle and dot reticles tend to get separated. The circle is where your gun is actually pointing, and when changing your aim it tends to lag behind the dot, which is the center of your screen and where you're trying to aim. Worse ergonomics/handling means the circle takes longer to center on the dot, due to how cumbersome/bulky/unwieldy the weapon is. Your options for improving it are with Angled Foregrip, Short Magazines, light/no barrel and scope attachments, and Peak Physique.
>>558014446Thank you and the modder because wow I can actually see now. Even in first person which was previously terrible.
Joel throwing autistic tantrum again
>>558016036A masterful reenactation of the German invasion of the Soviet Union in space presented as an interactable slideshow > actual player agency and emergent storytelling
My C-01 permit can wait.SEAF needs saving.
>>558016371What's even the point? Not like we were gonna take the thing anyway.
>>558016371>The bots are defending their capitalCrazy asspull
>>558016428>777th blueberry division is actually Paulus' 6th Army in Stalingradalternatively it's the collective swedcuck army shitfucked so thoroughly in Russia that it singlehandedly ended the sad excuse of swedish "empire" in the 17th century
>MaxigunShit, worse than the MMG>BFGLShit, worse than the GLWhat hope does the backpack flamethrower have?
>>558016371Does anyone even care at this point?
>>558016543>What hope does the backpack flamethrower have?>flamethrowerYou answered your own question.
>>558016543Flamethrower is complete and total ass so its going to actually take effort (something that sweden is incapable of) to make it worse than the base flamer.
>>558016371now scroll down one box and read, retard
what percentage are we at?!
>>558016612I did but I posted it anyway because I thought the autistic insistence on additional L O R E funny
>>558016524I just hope we and the bots get some cool stuff that's not locked behind a 1k premium currency battlepass before the inevitable Battle of Not-Berlin takes place
>>55801665077%
D10 bugdiverssteam://joinlobby/553850/109775244639945303/76561197980082129
>>558016650Trans capital is pretty much hard walled right now, Solidaritet is liberated in 4 hours, currently at 77% control
I will save the 77th :)
>>558016608>BP Flamethrower has a whopping 25% extended range>Same DPS>Backpack blows up if it takes damageCalling it
>>558016074yes
>>558016543>What hope does the backpack flamethrower have?Only if they make it napalm (heavy burn) which deals like twice the damage regular flamethrower does. That's the kind of fire damage the eagle napalm strike and the NEAT use.Then again they've nerfed the flamethrower before because it was too OP so powercreeping it like that would expose them as greedy jewsI genuinely got no idea what they could do short of making it deal twice the damage and instantly melt most shit
>>558016608>heavy flame dot>no reload (xd)>slightly higher rangethat's itI wouldn't count on them giving fire knockback nor frenzy
>>558016730failed to join
HAVE YOU DONE YOUR DUTY?ARE YOU KEEPING THE 77TH SAFE?DONT FORGET. BE HUMAN. CARE FOR OTHERS. KEEP YOUR FELLOW DIVERS SAFE. PROTECT SEAF. ALL HAIL SUPER EARTH.
>>558015724i like that thoit's same reason why SOG didn't really run underbarrel GLs in nam despite having access to themthey just made their rifles way too unwieldy especially in dense foliageso they opted to carry dedicated GLs like sawn off m79sthe score is total BS too it handles way better than the dominatorand with how limited our loadouts are sometimes it's nice to have a few extra nadesi just got the one two to level 25 today too B)i will admit it's total horse shit that one two nades can't blow up fabs from the vent, tho i think that's a GL pistol issue too
>>558016831Not my problem, too busy raping cyberstan
>>558016829swedcuck code so dogshit that the game crashed from merely being idle in the shipnew:steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244641968662/76561197980082129
>>558016784Forgot to add they haven't nerfed napalm damage afaik so it's basically release fire damage but deals like twice the effective DPS or probably more because of all the other nerfs handheld flamers got.
>>5580169612/4
>>558016867One-two is unironically pretty good despite its shortcomings.It just needs a tiny bit of loving to go from okay to nice.Paired with the diaper supplies its a great utility option to even out a build but on its own it is quite anemic.
>>558014230>>558014446Mod comparison on same planet.
>>558014230>>558017456Forget the visual effects. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT RECOIL AFTER 2 SHOTS?
>>558017585space 5.56 is EXTREMELY powerful and will jerk a 20 lb gun like it was made of foam
Hip-firing makes your diver give up trying to control recoil.
if you don't use smoke + EATs you're not going to survive d10
80%
>>558016543>le minigun is bad meme
>>558018149It is bad. Cope upon your 110 wasted medals.
>>558018178>caring about medalstourist coded post
>>558018149It is dogwater tho.
>>558018227I do care about wasted time, which is what medals represent; time.
I like the smoother less cluttered out-of-bounds mapgen. I'd enjoy sometimes having long smooth rolling plains/hills maps like this that don't have every square meter completely covered in car-flipping rocks or rocky trenches for some fun high-speed off-roading.Reminded of that giant plains war map from EDF.
>>558018315>>558018178Lower the difficulty.
>>558018149if they bumped it up to 1000 rounds reduced the spread and let us waddle with the thing i would consider it godlybut right now it's a mess, end it doen't even sound like sexhow am i supposed to be a sexual tyrannosaurus when my minigun is this rancid
>>558018392That's certainly what you need to do to make the Maxigun usable lmao.
>>558018450Skill issue. Lower the difficulty.
>bro you just have to avoid overhangs and your strats won't rollI tossed it under the sky too where it was far away from the overhang but it violently bounced uphill and lodged itself in the wallI wanted to use that portable hellbomb on a gunship fabricator that's in jammer range but I didn't really need itAlso for some reason Steam Recording doesn't work for Helldivers 2 (works for every other game though) so you can have a picture of my brawny caked up ass
>>558018149It's literally just the MMG but you trade accuracy and movement for not needing to reload which isn't really a good tradeoff.
>>558018432Incompetent men can't be made usable.
>>558018482But you've already done that, which is why you think the Maxi is good lmaoooo
man playing a normal field map after all that cyberstan garbage makes you remember why you actually like this game
>>558018515>>558018531Its ok, not all weapons are for all players. Some like you are simply not good enough to use them properly.
>>558018578Post footage of you on D10 with the Maxi, go ahead. Oh wait, you have zero footage. lol. lmao even.
>same brownoid spamming lower the difficulty againI thought jannies hated it ?
>>558017702*Space 7.62
>>558018630Its ok. I know being confronted with the fact you're not as good as you thought you were is triggering. But once day maybe you'll have the skill to use the mingun and not suck at it.
>>558018637Lower the difficulty.
>>558018680Still ain't seeing no footage, lmaoooo
>>558018680>But once day maybe you'll have the skill to use the mingun and not suck at it.Why would I need to do that when the MMG will give better results every time?
>>558018754You think that because you're bad.
BFGL really mogged the maxipadlike THAT'S how you make a backpack sidegrade
>>558018829And the BFGL is still trash.
>>558018829Literally the opposite is true. The BGL sucks ass in comparison to the BG. The Minigun is an actual side grade.
I can't wait for the heavy flamer to come out and its drawback is that you have to stand still while shooting, thus making it useless against bugs
Unpopular opinion everything is S and A tier. The only exceptions are the Sterilizer and Stim pistol of never hitting anything.
>>558018787Not really sure how anon, the MMG does more damage, has better spread, handles angles better, and has better ammo efficiency. What exactly does the maxi offer me if I get good with it that the MMG doesn't have beating it?
>>558018927Skill issue.
>>558009083GG i hate Vox
>>558018927>Open/close map for literally 1 second>Instant 360 knowledge of enemiesOr just you know, look around while moving then engage when in position. Which of you faggot retards is moving and gunning with a LMG/HMG anyway? Good god if I saw that shit I would execute you myself.
>>558018967Its ok to like different things, next time just don't pretend you understand viability.
>>558019052So nothing then? I'm not seeing any examples.
>>558019084See >>558019052
>>558018967>the MMG does more damage>M1000: 80d * 750r = 60,000 @ 2000 DPS>MG43: 90d * (175*4) = 63,000 @ 945/1140/1350 DPS
It has recoil, which is fineYou have to stand still, which is whateverBut on top of that it has windupNone of those are deal breakers but it’s that it’s all 3 of those combined that just kind of sucksAnd THEN it doesn’t really have much ammo and is AP3I use it, I like it, it’s cool it’s fun, but it’s extremely meh>youre not le gooda good player would perform better using something elseand frankly anyone who’s good doesn’t need to be using high end stuff the game is about fun, but my god the stand still + windup can kind of detract from that and makes it more of a situational use case type gun instead of simply boolet farman
>>558009083ggz frens, i hate the Artificial Sky™ on ts planethttps://files.catbox.moe/84d7ms.mp4
I am complete fucking garbage at this gameI die a dozen times on d7I think I have a negative k/d, and I always cause friendly fireLast game I got soloed by a brawler, it cut me from behind and I bled out running awayI have almost 100 hours in this game
Questions:- How does the new DSS support works exactly? I don't see any indication on map / game to see where the bombardment will commence.- Sometimes I get instakilled, like out of fucking nowhere. No flashing light, explosion. Game doesn't tell me what killed me. Just what in the flying fuck is happening?- Is this related to Vox? Sometimes I could swore when I just peek from the corner, Vox fires lasers with nearly 0ms reaction time.- I feel the mission success relies on Vox spawnrate. Is there only one or two. It's fine. Sometimes the spawn from bot drop on each other which makes it infuriating. When there is three or more it's so over. There is hardly limited amount of firepower to effectively take them down.- Do I get it wrong or guard dog is actually GOAT in Cyberstan? I can't count how many times it helps a great deal with wiping patrols let alone prevent from shooting a flare.Also:>guard dog>commando>walking barrage>railcannon>heavy armor with fortified>fire AK>ultimatum>thermite grenade>health boost > experimental infusion > stamina
>>558019313Play D10, because D7 is filled with idiots which means you have to solo everything even harder than normal.
>>558019313bugdiver...
>>558018885reloading every 10 rounds on the gl sucks dick thoever so the trashy damage is a fine trade offyou're supposed to pair it with EATs since it'd be a waste to use the BFGL on every heavy unit
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244644420100/76561198202981661D10 'stan
>>558019285The wind up is fine. If you're shooting the minigun you're deleting hordes or melting a key target like a tripod or chargers ass. Its also such a piss fucking easy game that to struggle with any of the now four machine guns is embarrassing.
>>558019331It'll display a message on the top saying when the DSS bombing is happening. Avoiding it, the game will flash a yellow circle on the ground for 0.5 seconds before the bomb hits so just have precognition or something.
>>558019409FVLL
>>558019450>the game will flash a yellow circle on the ground for 0.5 seconds before the bomb hits so just have precognition or something.wait doesn't that mean it looks the exact same as the vox rocket lights which are way less lethal than orbital 380?
https://streamable.com/9bp69w
rope yourself, gachatroon
>we lost because we didn't torch lesath and chort bay on the way there
>>558012967>https://files.catbox.moe/7go7vv.jpegBit weird angle on the hips and no bulge clearly defined >:(
>>558019704Live 2pac reaction
>>558019704
>>558019313Just keep at it and you'll get good. It took me 500+ hours to be able to sniff the butts of my fellow helldivers undetected.
>Cyberstan Super Helldive Flags mission.>Instead of playing as a group on the flag, one of the faggots decides to be in fucking Narnia hitting pointless side objectives and bases while the rest of us are getting raped by a train of vox engines.Probably the most cathartic kick I've had in ages.
content doko?
>>558019925look at this silly little dummy tearing upguffaf!
>Cyberstan had the chance to be as great as Super Earth but because the developers are still mad about Equality-On-Sea, they rigged the MOs to conveniently reset instead of just wiping hacked progress>Punish the community for players playing other missionszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>558016961bugs:divedfun:hadJoel:shat on
>85%COME ON JUST A BIT MORE
>>558011190Chinks are special>year or so ago>join a D4 bug mission>two of them have Chinese names>one of them is constantly babbling over the mic the entire time, unless he dies>then it sounds like he's trying to eat his mic in frustration>mute him after the third time>mission ends with the other chink attempting to team kill all of us after he called for extraction while we're on the other side of the mapHe got the other two to ragequit after dropping a strafing run on them. I ended up plugging him with my senator before boarding the pelican. I've been avoiding playing with chinks ever since.
Reduce reload time for all support weapons by 10%, or reduce all stratagem timers by 5%?
>>558021401reload time, by a long shot
Never reply to (You)-baiting ltd shitposters.
please dont tell me consolefags have to farm everything manually
>>558006923the last two backpack weapons have been pure garbage and completely inferior to their non back pack versions, no reason to assume this will be any different
>>558021605they do
>>558018490motherfucker that shit happaned to me twice i hate cyberstan and their broken tile set
>>558020667I think Valid Pretext was always a shitpost op heavily leaning towards losing, mostly just showing off SE's incompetence and building the narrative further for da real landing. Winnable but between the way they handled hackers, the reinforcement counter failing to account for divers elsewhere and the surge players, the amount of bugs and so on, it just didn't work out which was always the likeliest outcome.
>>558021605only console fags who don't have chad brownoid friends to drop SC for them and their homies
>>558019313Stop taking unnecessary fights. You can be terrible at combat, but the big deciding factor on being dead weight or not, is simply staying alive and completing enough objectives.If you suck dick in fights, go grind for the Redacted Regiment Warbond and become a stealth diver. It's a different mentality entirely, because now you're more focused on eyeballing patrols and trying to avoid any enemy seeing you over just outright gunslopping everything.
>>558020667>Equality-On-SeaI'm new. Why are they mad about this?
I wish I had leveller so I could be all EAT barrage
>>558021605there's crossplay, they can just join real people but yeah they can't do it themselves
>>558021841Chinks spammed D1s so hard on EoS during the SE invasion that it completely busted Joel's plans for a finale in Sweden.
>>558021841equality-on-sea is basically super earth's shanghaithe super earth defense was very obviously railroaded so that it would come down to a heroic last stand in stockholm, which is super earth's capital (because the developers are arrogant faggot swiggers) and as such this involved every megacity on super earth except super stockholm being burned to the groundchinks wouldn't have this and the defense of super china became a nationwide event in china IRL and it even got news coverage over therejoel responded by trying to brute force super shanghai's fall by upping the invasion strength against it, chinks held strong until the very endthe post-invasion dispatches were all kinds of fucked up because of how hard it went off the original plot and funny stuff like the president dying and then getting almost immediately re-elected happenedtl;dr chinese nationalism beat swedish arrogance and joel's railroading
>>558021841What >>558021914 saidWe were going to hold more super cities with the extraction MO but Joel dropped a side MO to force a city to fall because he wanted to have a finale in Prosperity City/Stockholm but Chinese players along with people who did it for a meme kept throwing themselves onto Equality-On-Sea ruining Joel's plan for the finaleThere's also circumstantial proof that Joel wanted Super Earth to fall
>>558021914They just straight up cheated.
>>558022160>d10>press "i" to instantly complete missions with cheat engine>extract>free liberation progress in less than 1 minute>thousands of them are doing ityeah
>>558022160I hope AH bans cheaters just so i never have to see another chinese name again.
>>558021914>>558022115>>558022143Kek. What a bitch. How did they not expect this from one of the most nationalist group on earth.
>>558022352They've never banned anyone lmao
>>558022397The swede is a curious mix of arrogant and retarded. As such he cannot fathom his plans ever getting derailed and gets extremly butthurt if they do because the swigger believes he did everything right and the derailment is thus unfair.
>>558021914>>558022115>>558022143My theory is that chinks cheated (of course they did) and Joel was told by higher ups to give it to them because they wanted to tap into the Chinese market.
Solidaritet falls in 5 mins~
>>558022827>secure in: 2h 8manon...
>>558022827>in 5 mins>picrel shows 2h8mTHE NUMBERSWHAT DO THEY MEAN, MASON ?
>Solidaritet falls in 5 mins~
>>558022827Anon yoU'RE CAUGHT IN A TIME DISTORTION FIELD YOU'REGOINGTOOFAST AAAAAAAAANOOOOOOOOO
>>558022972They're made up just like everything else in this game.
>>558022352Should just isolate chinks so I don't have to see them in my games ever again.
I predict AH plans to release the trench warfare warbond trailer the same day the MO fails (we take a couple more megafactories before tho) in preparation for the Siege of Transcendence and Ursoot 9
>>558023035kek, you got me.
>>558023039Anon already reached the heat death of the universe. It's over.
What's a good strategem combo for automaton eradication?
>>558013714it is literally one or two fags spamming, as always.
>>558023176x4 portable hellbomb
>>558023123Talking about trenches.That cyberstan extract with the big trench is so kino, we need more trenches like that.
>>558023137I bet the 5k+ cucks on Gatria are still there too
>>558022697>curious mix of arrogant and retardedeasy, it's insecurity>grow up in a supersafe, rich, liberal society>get told that other countries are worse off, some of them by a mile>try to understand how and why>find no real reason>grow up and understand that apparently people around you and your ancestors pumped up the development and economy of your cuntree with their hard work, and skills>you're lazy and pampered and have no real skills (nor the need to develop them), because you live in a a supersafe, rich, liberal society>develop massive impostor complexit's either that or they go full 4chan incel nazi troll, no middle groundimagine having that as an entire country helvetin säälittävää
>>558023223Sounds good. I've never used it to before, is it like normal hellbomb where you have to activate it first for it to be volatile, or can you just call it in and shoot it until it explode?
>>558023123We're getting kicked off the planet any day now
>>558023176All the mines.
>>558023306its a backpack hellbomb you activate it with your 5 key and drop the backpack or die with it it will start countdown from 10 seconds
>some low level brings 3 mine-stratagems>alright whatever I'll just watch where I'm walking>he sits on extraction not 5 minutes into the mission and just afks there while dropping mines off cooldownWhat are these creatures?
>>558023382Or someone else activates it for you.
>>558023437he's griefing you>haha silly divers will come onto the LZ and blow up to my mines!!!!!the mines below pelican despawn nowdays btw
>>558023437>>he sits on extraction not 5 minutes into the mission and just afks there while dropping mines off cooldownthat's called being based, anonhe's young but he knows the ways
>>558023454i've done that too many times with ammo pack, sorry not sorry
>>558023437the poor fool doesn't even know there's a hard entity limit on mines AND they despawn when the pelican arrives
What did I think about this event?
>>558023640they really should be separate buttons
>>558023734Sweden wasn't raped enough by migrants
>>558023734it was pretty shit and railroaded as fuck
>trying to shoot the Agitator>he times his smaller blasts perfectly so I'm locked in a flinch loopwell fuck you too
>>558023734It was alright, could've been better
>>558023834He lives up to his name.
>>558023734I liked the environments and the borgs were cool. The narrative stuff was kinda wack like always, but I'm not too bothered by that. Riding the tank with a full /hdg/ crew through the streets of cyberstan, annihilating Vox Engines was kino. I'm satisfied.
>>558023734You thought it was alright, but was undercooked (again).
>>558023734I hope they improve mega factories and add more varied styles
>>558023734Cool new enemies, cool biome, it was a fun and good move to change the enemy types per city.Sweden cooked.
>>558023952a fair assesment
>>558023734You want to rape Joel
>>558023734The event isn't over, the Machinery of Oppression has just begun.
Does the mode where samples are displayed as gigantic pillars still exist?I came back for Cyberstan, but it kinda annoys me that the update apparently deleted it.
>>558024220this. We are nearing the end of the beginning
>>558024284I lost the link itself because it was on some japaforum, but my histo had the google drive for it, here anonhttps://drive.google.com/file/d/1wFI0U_c-KmlqLma79iq9CG9HG1L3crVV/view
>>558024354Or is it the beginning of the end?
>>558019801Who would’ve guessed burning lives trying to save lesath caused this!>the bots will take all the planets back once we lose
>>558010659none of it matters. Do you really think player input has any influence at all? The DM is fudging the rolls. Always ahs been
>>558020392summer or next winter
>>558024764SUMMER? oh anon.... it's Sweden kid.
>>558024534Thanks
>>558010659Lets just say I hope you like defense campaings.
New player here. Is it normal that people on difficulty 6 just outright ignores objectives and fuck around until we are out of lives instead? All of them where 50+ And I was wondering if I was missing something? But then they started leaving after dyeing all the time, so I guess they where just bad/mad/retarded
>light armor autistic thermite lover wants to run through the outposts at top speed never firing a single shotCan you people go play single player? Why are you in a group?
Dumb question, but you and your allies (including turrets) can shoot out of a shield bubble, right?
>>558024795hello newfren, from memory:escalation of freedom: augustomens of tyranny: decemberheart of democracy: march (the exception)into the unfinished: junemachinery: januaryso if we’re lucky march. the early big story leaks were meridia (done) gloom (done) and cyberstan (ongoing) so all that’s left is the death star which is probably part of this season. then finally after 3 years they will add ~three more illuminate units and maybe the apc followed by the unironic EOS after the next 6 or so warbonds this yearggs
>use railgun>it blows up in my face twice>pick up quasar dropped by allytrying to get the timing in middle of this wasn't a good idea
The annual pogrom and ethnic cleansing of bugfuckers begins the second we use our last reinforcement
>>558025259YeahIncoming drop pods kill the shield though so watch for that when calling stuff
>>558025106>so I guess they where just bad/mad/retardedits this. There are various types of players. If you pug, its a crapshoot of what you get. You can become a "rescue diver", one who responds to SOS calls on the map and plays to complete the main objective despite the actions of the team.
>>558025259Enemies can aswell, all the shields are one way active.
>>558025106Those are bug divers. Meaning they don't usually play bots or illuminate, all they do is bomb the shit out of each other and fuck around. When they see a hive nest or egg hatchery, they literally lose their minds trying to throw stratagems. They don't know how to do anything else.
>>558025310Escalation of service?!?2 warbonds a month???
Botsissies are so fragile today.Guess the content sucked
How do people use the deadeye? The constant reloading is unbearable
>>558025347>>558025381Thanks!
>>558025713
>>558025713siege ready or the parade armor for faster reloads makes it more bearable
>>558025713reload after every shot
>guy raging in chat>poke fun at him>he kills me when we run out of reinforcements>runs away from extract to call me in the middle of the city>tries to tk me again>I btfo him >he says "lol gg" and leaves>check profile>xbox nigger
>>558025543hows that into the unjust holdin up?squidbros?is anyone winning the crab bucket?
>waiting for extrraction>space station orbital wipes 3 of us with a single shot>bots all around us that if could have shotThe random eagle runs were actually helpful, why the fuck did the just decide to make a team killing orbal instead.
>algorythm recommends me some sloptubers primary tierlist>uhhh scythe is F tier total shit I fucking hate it>he's a console nigger
Just 1 hour and a few more mins and our SEAFchans are safe
Why is drops so inconsistent? I'd throw beacon for item, sometimes they'll stick to ground sometimes they'll bounce around then beacon will light up and sometimes the beacon would simply not light up and I'd have to call for it again 10s later.Also why is reinforcement also happening at weird spots. Saw a guy throw beacon in safe place in front of him yet I spawned on top of group of enemies behind him.
Damn, so hte tables really do workare bans a thing in this game?Also i can finally buy the fucking cosmetics off the super store i wanted
>blitz and eradicate in the same opif I didn't want to play the game I'd switch it off
>>558026363it doesthey aren't
droplobby doko
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244653192938/76561197995757904
>>558026414>Blitz>Eradicate>DefendNot talking about Cyberstan, but its AIDS when it happens.
>>558026414>>558026661What is wrong with them?
>>558026626Solidaritet. 95%. let's finish this fight. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gu8VDUDzxkM
>>558016831>>558026231actual cringe this is the most reddit shit i've seen in helldivers to date, and that's saying something
>>558026707>Ten minute mission>Sentry slop>Sentry slop
>>558026824>not spamming Portable Hellbombs for Eradication missions
>>558026414>eradicate is my absolute most hated mission type>always get at least one
>>5580266263/4
>>558018490>literally the same structure in the same spotI fucking hate the Swedes man.
>>558027021ZAMN
"narrative campaign" MOfags will ACTUALLY BELIEVE>more resources and bodies were allocated to fucking around on the bug shithole planets for "research" than THE INVASION OF CYBERSTAN and shutting down the Automaton command>erhm actually we have to surrender and raze Cyberstan- whoops we wasted our planet nuke already guess nothing happens>the choice on what planet to nuke was based on keeping an open front to Cyberstan but it'll be removed because it's not scriptedkekadoodlypow
>fortifiedpilled lobby>easily the best and most smooth cyberstan mission I've played>>558027021nice ass, bro
>>558027340>pick heavy fortified>cyberstan becomes a breezeIt's as shrimple as that.
>>558026783>STOP HAVING FUN
>>558026986Erads are comfy high action fun.Cutting out everything that isn't just killing enemies.And it last short enough that it doesn't overstay.It's the perfect last mission in a full OP.
Destroys Solidaritet and saves 77th Corps, what a good start to the day.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rMbxmQmo94
HD2 known issues list updated
>bots are... ze soviet union..>vat if... SEAF spearhead cut off... just like ze Stalingrad...bravo joel
>>558028161these are never getting fixed btw
>>55802807877th owes me a seaf strategem after this
>>558028161>RS-72 Censor extended magazine upgrade does not correctly reduce maximum magazine countWhich one of you fags decided to snitch?
>>558028161Pretty sure that airbase demo bug has been in for months
>>558028312They come riding in the APC
>played War Thunder>f2pfag atw>spend a lot of my time on AB>go to RB because I heard it's "the real game">objectively miserable>go back to AB and have fun again>dropped WT a while ago>get HD2>spend a lot of my time on Diffs 3 to 7>go to Diff 9-10 because I heard it's "the real game">objectively miserable>go back to D3-7 and have fun again>War Thunder slowly getting more and more insufferable due to compression and compfags saying shitty matchmaking is fine>Helldivers 2 slowly getting more and more insufferable due to compression and tryhardfags saying nerfs are fineI'm noooooticing, mister Pilestadtstein...
>>558028161>they know about censorWell it was nice while it lasted
>>558028312>>558028393I love that these completed stratagems won't be added any time soon because AH hasn't yet found a way to make them shitty and uncool enough for their standards
>>558028408>anon discovers he's bad at video gameswowie zowie never happened before
>>558028161>rocket strider doesn't die when their rocket is destroyedSo it wasn't a stealth buff?
lobby doko
>>558028393
>>558027340Thanks bro.
Thank you AH, very cool.
>>558028161>censor nerf incomingvro it's a LIGHT PEN DMR, let it have that jesus fucking christ
>>558028543>implyingIf being good at videogames meant you were happy then League of Legends top 5000s would be swimming in ecstasy
>>558028239wait a second… does that make us… the nazis?
Pelican One got clipped into the wall and was sent flying back into high orbit.
>>558028161>RS-72 Censor Extended magazine does not reduce the ammo countI fucking knew it, that shit was not intentional. It was too good to be true
>>558028161>explosives can cause helldiver hidden behind terrain to ragdollI swear this shit has been on the list since launch, they're never gonna fix it because ragdolls are so heckin funny XDDD
>>558028408D1 and D2 are still there for you buddy.Also the game gets easier every patch so maybe that's why the game feels worse and worse.
>>558028915>>558028709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-Ns5UlkDM 98%
>game drops a vox engine directly on top of the extraction beacon 10 seconds before pelicans arrival and just kills everyonelollower the difficulty
10min until the blue helmet are save
>>558026154Is that was just randomly blows me up at times?
>>558028709If winning is what makes you happy, just dive D1 all day.
>>558029259It could be. You also have a chance to randomly explode whenever a dead helldiver requests reinforcement
>>558020667What do you mean, it's just like Super Earth. An unfinished railroaded disappointment where the most exciting thing was chinks making Joel bend the knee, and ends off with everyone think it was a waste of time.And that everything unique about it will immediately appear on other planets making it even more worthless.
>>558029341it doesn't and that's why I run D7s to D9sD10s are to share with others
SEAF-CHAN IS NOW SAFE
Now drop on LURZA Anon
>>558006639
>77TH RESCUED
>#megafactory1 They couldn't even put in the effort to fix that, huh?
>>558029714>#megafactory1yeah, that's about what I expected from fucking swiggers
>>558029714>30,000It costs us millions, Joel, you could have upped the numbers so the scale of this military isn't completely fucked
>>558029714#megafactory1It IS Super Earth all over again
>>558029763that would have been a couple of seconds work, and AH cannot really afford the Swedish Ministry for Not Working being up their ass about that.
>>558029647>Super Joel
>>558029714Finally, we have saved the 77th and destroyed #megafactory1
>>558029552So it's fair to ask for a challenging difficulity?
>most dipshits moving to Transedence rather than Lurzaand people wonder why shit fails. Hopefully they will burn through the bottom of the barrel reinforcements soon so this farce can be ended.
>>558029714Tired of seeing this AI generated niggress.
Thank you, Helldivers! We have a personal message for all Helldivers from #randomname1:#insertmessagehere
>>558029714Take that, #megafactory1 !
>>558028871Literally all they need is a line of sight check from the location of the explosion to the playerthey use LOS checks for lasers in this very videogame, why the fuck can’t they figure this out after two years
>>558030009Elvis has left the building
>>558029647Joel game, Joel general.
>>558029647>super joel enemy>seaf game funSO TRUUUUUE
save us chinafudge the numbers on transcendence and BTFO joel once and for all
>try the far far west demo>game has a lot of soul>gameplay is just kinda boring>but can see it be great fun for younger people>try the toxic commando demo>it's a sequel to wwz and back 4 blood>high production value and no soul
>>558029647Super. Joel. Our GM...Prosperity...Railroading...His way, of life...
>>558030228helldivers?
>30000 SEAF TroopersWorth it
>>558029647>super joel enemy absofuckinglutely NOT
>>558029714>millions of elite soldiers were killed to save 30,000 of regular infantrynice writing
>>558030296Lmao they noticed and corrected it from >>558029714
>>558029714Do they not test anything in this game?
>>558030418How new?
is there an end to their laziness?
>>558030316hehe funny swedes!!! hehehehe! so funny!!! ITS LE FUNNY!!! hellchuds stupid hehehe!! get it?!
>>558030531WHOLESOME CHUNGUS DIVERS!!!!!!! SAVE THE CHILDREN!! SATIRE!!!
>>558029836This is total crap. If it’s all a railroad instead of us shaping the story, the least you could do is make it plausible. I can accept having no agency and just being part of a set storyline. But it’s just text — how can devs be so stupid that they can't even design a coherent narrative in this terms? Its weird and irresponsible, to say the least
cats
>>558029918it's fair to make the lower difficulties harder and to give us better weaponry
Well, now what?
>big gay hd2 cg animation has one of the characters firing a support weapon while wearing the backpack and still doing an assisted reload with someone else
>>558029714>Send Helldivers to rescue SEAF>proceed to bomb the fuck out of the planet>WTF why are are there only 30k remaining???
>>558030531>>558030651MEDIA LITERACY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it's finally sinking in and hitting me that we're not going to get a siege mech or any kind of cyborg bossthis was itthis fucking half-baked buggy dogshit event was really itit wasn't even FUN 90% of the time, the only reason I kept going was the cope and hope that the real content was on the horizon, waiting in transcendenceI should have learned from the Super Earth event. I'm so retarded
WE DID IT REDDIT, WE SAVED SEAF-CHAN!!! IM LITERALLY CRYING FROM HAPPINESS RIGHT NOW!!!
>>558030782Lurza until we run out of reinforcements
>>558030782now, we wait (months for content)
I think we should liberate chooke
>>558031042mmmnyo
There's no way they've playtested the flag missions
>>558031042No I like to farm SC and medals there
How are there 4 players in there?
>>558031103>playtestedHow new are you tourist
>>558030765What do i care for harder low difficulity? I want to be challenged on high difficulity.And giving us better weapons just leads to people complaing guns that aren't that should be buffed, leading to once again, an easier game.Ideally the highest difficulity is so hard no one wants to play it unless they get a group to tryhard it with.
>>558028549no, of course not. you could blow up 1 rocket and then ANY amount of damage would kill it, but if you blew up a rocket and then a second rocket it still wouldn't die to that second instance of damage, like it wasn't registering it as a lethal hit.the entry about seeker grenades not properly killing enemies also sounds related since it might be the same deal
>>558030782When in doubt drop into Lurza
>>558031103They have. On D6.
I just cummed inside SEAF-chan. She is now on a shuttle back to super earth where she will have my super babies.
>>558031180Don't they have a QA team? Surely they do more than just circlejerk on the shitty discord server all day
If we were saving SEAF soldiers that were trapped on Solidaritet, why didn't we see any on the ground? Not even corpses? Surely that wouldn't be too hard to implement, right?
>>558031307nope not even then
I died less on Star Kield than I did on Solidaritet. Theres something fucky there that results in one-shots from nowhere for no discernable reason.
>>558031356The QA team was the first to get eaten during a harsh winter
>>558031307the difficulty the game is balanced around
>>558031420>stockholm winterit was… 32 F and cloudy… work was cancelled all week
>>558031329'ave u got a loicense fo dat?
>>558031356>Don't they have a QA teamYou really are that new arent you.... and they only got a very small qa team recently that doenst do shit
>>558031387I thought I was the one noticing this shitI got oneshot by unknown force : no bots no divers, my corpse just instantly got dismemberedIf in doubt the only answer is JOEL
>>558028161First of all, who the fuck snitched?Second of all, why didn't they look at this and go "Maybe we should do this for all extended mag upgrades"? I
>>558031474lucky for them, is coincided with the weekly week long vacation.
>>558031387I like the invisible vox missiles hanging in the air theory
it's almost 6am, do you know where your democracy cheese burger is?
>>558028161>Explosives can cause Helldivers hidden behind terrain to ragdollKek this has been on there for like 2 years now
damnafter cyberKINO regular rundivin' on planets is so fucking boringthink it's gonna be another break from the game for me, boys
Man the swiggers really upped the ham fisted nature of their "satire" for this entire event, huh? It's not even funny and just comes off as a desperate lecture from a leftist that nobody's going to listen to anyway. I'm just going to inflate the numbers by 100x and let that be the real canon.
>depleted in 12h54mCHINAMAN PLEASE SAVE US
>>558031887How the fuck did you find Cyberstan fun? It was the exact same tileset and the same enemies over and over and over.
>>558031192>And giving us better weapons just leads to people complaing guns that aren't that should be buffed, leading to once again, an easier game.>Ideally the highest difficulity is so hard no one wants to play it unless they get a group to tryhard it with.And when that happens and the people tryharding it play it until it becomes easy for them and they start demanding nerfsThen what?
Can you affect the weapon sway at all with your attachments? It peeves me. Especially when you've been cardio sprinting for one (1) second and now cannot aim straight for at least five full seconds.
>>558031939>tilesetagreed, boring as fuck. posed some challenges (which is fun) but seeing the same thing over and over was exhausting.>enemieshordes of enemies, in a horde shooter = good. I like how ball-crushingly hard the game became with you having no respite, at any times. The extracts are/were too much, but overall I REALLY fucking enjoyed the tempo and pacing of the game. As per the voxes, again - seeing the same thing over and over is exhausting.butMANdoes it suck nigger ass playing on regular Automaton planet, you can basically solo it with no support weapons and a fucking car with no deaths, compared to Cyberstan it's actual toddler-tier.
SEAFies are safe. That's cyberstan done.Helmsman. Take us out of orbit. We've seen enough.
>>558032197angled -25% sway
I only realized this late into the entire event that the key to surviving cyberstan was just brute forcing everything with stims and supply packs used exclusively for stims, there's no intelligent or elegant solutions to anything, you just take it up the ass and spam a supply packs' worth of stimsHoly fuck this game sucks dick when you have to play it like this
>>558032293Yes, you are stim taxed. But also, orbital smokes were slept on a lot. They were legitimately more useful than shield emplacement when you're getting rained on by 4+ vox engines missiles.
>SEAF-chan is safeYay!
>>558032293OhDough clued into that on day 1, I believe. I never dived on Cyberstan without a supply pack; in fact, I stopped diving on it days ago because my loadout was so fixed it got boring extra quick.
What enemies could accurately be described as "stim taxes"? Gunships?
it would've been funny if they introduced stuff like the vox later in the invasion on top of units like bot snipers but I can imagine the furor over getting 'robbed' already
>>558032080Ideally it's hard enough nobody finds it easy.
>>558032223>millions died for 30kCompletely delirious
>>558032552The incel corps unless you payed the fireresist tax.
>>558032223WHO'S IN CHARGE HERE? WHERE IS THE AIR SUPPORT?
>>558030858Yeah same, i was only pushing for Trascendance thinking we'd get to see some crazy shit but its just a normal city
>>558032602Yes!Yes, I am prepared to go all the way, my good admiral.
Now what???? We just lose?????
>stupid chud with no friends and a big ego makes authoritative and incorrect statement about co-op game he cannot play properlyMany Such Cases
>>558032552Gunship isn't a stim tax, it's a medium pen tax. It is straight up a spiked anal bead rammed up your shitter if you went light pen and then forgot to take ranged AT. i.e. you went stealth diving with C4 but forgot to slot some EATs.
>>558032552I might say Cyborgs can be a stim tax because of the stagger they cause with each shot and how fast they can follow up with a killing blow
>>558032552>gunship stimtaxOnly if you bring nothing to take them down, which I'm sure a lot of people were in the habit of because they were literally incapable of hitting the players for months.
Why didnt we just Star of Peace Cyberstan.>obliterate random ass planets>dont obliterate the most important planet of automatonWake up sheeple
>MO railroading since the Aurora Bay vs Merak shit>people expected the Cyberstan invasion not to be rigged out the asslol, lmao even
>>558031192D10's difficulty should be moved to D5, and then increase even more from there.It's called "Hard", so it should be.
>>558032959should have farmed some more e711 goy
LOWER THEDIFFICULTY
>>558032864Even if I bring something to take them down they'll occasionally delete 95% of my health bar in 0.1 second
>Was dropping on cyberstan>Host decides to take us to dive on bugsI legitimately cannot play bugs anymore unless its Oshaune
>>558032552Anything that ragdolls you for more than a second like war strider nade spam
>>558033017They should compress the difficulities into 5 and go up to at most 7.With 7 being "super rape ass gape dive" or something.
>>558032080>And when that happens and the people tryharding it play it until it becomes easy for them and they start demanding nerfsThen what?Why do you think this is likely to happen? Nerfs only really make sense if a meta is consolidating around something in an uninteresting, unfun way. Railgun backpack shield was a good example of that.
>>558029714>#megafactory1>railroaded into a loss for 30k non existent blue niggers while paying 40m reinforcements
DOWNGRADE THE COMPLEXITY OF THE TASK AT HAND
>>558033280FUNNY!!!! LE EPIC HELLCHUNGUS!!! STUPID HELLCHUDS FUNNY!!!!
>>558032819Just as Joel intended
increase the difficulty
TURN DOWN THE INTENSITY OF THE OBJECTIVE BEFORE YOUR EYES
Why are nazis so stupid, inbreeding?
>>558032464I'm convinced most people have never even tried smokes. Not even a single time to test it out. They should add a thermal sight to trick people into take smoke strats thinking they're elite operators
>>558033496Increase the soup!
>>558033619Nothing will ever convince people to take smoke against the faction that relies heavily on visibility to kill you from a distance
>>558033536ask your mom-aunt
>>558030782Raze another megafactory. The capital cannot be taken
We should have defected to the bots
We should have defecated on the bots
>how quickly the tables tu-ACK
Decrease the enemy perplexity
We should rape Joel
We should rape Cyberstan>gets banned on discord
>>558033619you can see through smoke if there's enough explosions happening, try increasing the difficulty
>>558033619>>558033664I've used smokes repeatedly during this op. It does nothing when you're already detected. Enemies just home in on you despite realistically cutting LOS and moving in any random direction.
>>558033840wat
>>558033219Remove difficulties 1 through 4D5 becomes the new D1, D10 becomes the new D5, then add two more difficulties (new D6 is a D15 equivalent, new D7 is a D20 equivalent).There's the difficulty you've been begging for.
>>558034021Small indie studio, pls understand
>>558029714SURELY WE'LL GET A SEAF STRATAGEM FOR THIS, RIGHT? RIGHT GUYS?????
>>558032535
>>558034012I started using smokes because of this MO and it has made things a lot easier for me.
>>558034104No, fuck you
>you good?>no
>>558034106Why is she blonde with blue eyes? Make her brown for more realism.
>>558034106>hopepornLeave we're miserymaxxing here
>>558034214eww
today i will remind them
>>558034214No, rabbi. We don't like your kind here.
>>558034214>Make her brown for more realism.Then she would not be one more reason to fight for.
The vox driving through the little helms deep breach tunnel was funny the first time but now it's my most aggravating swedism on cyberstan
>>558034214>brown>bald>a-cup>bulging bug eyesJust as Sweden intended
>>558034059Mostly agreed, though i think there should still be a D1/2/3 level equivelent for new players.But apart from that it sounds great.
hosting a lobby in 15-20 mins
>>558034214swigger paws typed this abhorrent thing
lumu doko
Was the Cyberstan event was the worst GMing we've seen in this game yet?
>>558034272Feels good being a thread tourist
>>558034353Yeah? Well im hosting a lobby in 5 minutes.
>>558034437if there was a Shame Awards, Joel would win them all
can you go eat or something no one cares that you're stupid you fucking retard
>>558034272Gucci is a sperg with numerous spergouts, but i'm certain people here make him a bigger boogyman than he really is.
>>558032535>>558034106Any depictions of 77thchan should be buff commando women since the twigsnapper armor helldiver comes from the 77th
>>558034519How about i eat you?
Would you dive with her?
>>558034574go eat food retard
>>558011106>cuts before being bodied by the homing podThat shit is the deadliest weapon on the Vox. It'll either hit you with pinpoint precision or just roll on another diver's head.
>>558034437Who cares, cyberstan was fun.Each city having it's own enemy spawn moddifier was great.
>>558034583No, you're pornsick.
>>558034635>cyberstan was funAH employee hands typed this
>>558034539Dont you dare
>merga iv's resistance is higher than fucking cyberstan'snot railroaded btw
>>558034635I agree it was fun, but that wasn't my question you silly retard
What should I use on my 4th slot?EAT, Leveller, Commando, ???.
>>558034679omg this is so me lol
>>558034635>Who cares, <literally any planet> was fun.>Each city having it's own enemy spawn moddifier was great.
>>558034765We know.
>>558034752AMR
>cyberstanMore like Cyberscam LOL
the constant War strider spam on Cyberstan really highlighted how badly designed that enemy really is.
>>558034806What is up with you and your love for AMR?
>>558034679picrel unironically turned me on
>>558034752Leveller if its Cyberstan!
>>558034696It was fun, at least compared to how garbage Into the Untested was at release
>>558034214The whole SEAF-chan design is just aped from Halo Reach's blonde marine girl model
>>558034272>the attachments cope againTourist, Arrowhead even said that they were a cut concept and weren't planning on adding them, and had only changed their minds when the game was in dire straits and needed an immediate CCU injection.This is exactly why we haven't gotten any new attachments, even when they're perfect warbond fodder.
>>558034437easily. everything was obviously and shamelessly railroaded, from being forced to liberate Merak over Aurora Bay to Transcendence being mathematically impossible to liberate.It has all the same problems the batte for super earth had, a new shitty maptype with like 3 layouts, like 1 new mission and the vox spam somehow being worse than leviathans.what a shitshow, from start to finish.
imagine letting 'whose line is it anyway'-tier gameshow bullshit numbers take away the fun you get from gaming with 4chan.. you've been psyop'd to be a gay retard and not in the good way like the gooners
>>558034752grenade launcher
>>558034854We know.
>>558034909We know.
>>558034892We know.
my guestimate is that the reserves have no more than around 19 hours left, undoubtly less than that as player count increases throughout the day.
>>558034847i'm good at video games what can I say? the correct opinion always receives backlash.., hmmm... ..?
>>558034806>>558034923I will try both these options, thanks.>>558034860But I already am bringing leveller!
>>558035028We know.
>>558034791>>558034928>>558034974>>558035009STOP SPAMMING IN MY GENERAL YOU FUCKING RETARDS
>>558034905Nothing is fast when these swiggers are involved and that's why I know you're wrong. It was always planned and they couldn't get it done for launch.
>>558033840Genuinely why is this game so fucking shit
>>558034679I really envy the American obsession with individualism sometimes, you can just get test/estrogen/bullshark sperm or whatever on demand without anything extra with like 4 different ways to put it into your system
Arcticism Theory predicted ALL OF THIS.
harpoon is a better AMR
>>558034928>>558034974>>558035009>>558035079Unfunny spam nigger
>blob goes to transedence instead of lurza
>>558035098>>558035147I don't know why the other two started copying me, I was just bantering with troons.
The sw*des learned nothing from the Super Earth invasion, repeating apmosy every mistake, from the blatant railroading (only thrown off by chinkGODs fucking up the stats), to the spamming of super units with no effective way to kill them in the numbers they arrive in.sw*des are such arrogant niggers that they will never admit to fucking up, and will insist instead that the problem lies with YOU. Fuck sw*den, I'm glad they're getting raped to death irl.
Cyberstan really was joels shitty USSR vs Third Reich matinee, holy shit i hate swedes so much it's unreal
>>558034703Sorry bro it's canon now. The 77th are all catachan tier buff jungle warriors
The normies are waking up?
>>558035158who caresneither is achievable
>>558035135It's more comparable to the railgunAMR's competition is the AC (which is insanely mid)
>>558035226The Hanoi Hannah bit ruined it tbdesunenoja.
>>558033242If everything is buffed, then everything is viable. The only way to tryhard is to optimize the game to the max in which case the fault is no-one but the players.But if everything gets nerfed, then only a small selection of weaponry becomes viable and that's how we end up with a small selection of weaponry getting insane pickrates until AH catches on and makes them borderline unusable to workable.One of these philosophies is untennable and if you want an example of what overnerfing does to a game look at Rainbow Six.>>558032575That only works for a limited amount of time. It would need two types of enemies besides all the regular ones to work properly>One enemy that spawns very rarely and requires partial or full team attention to take down>Enemies that require the dedicated attention of a single player but spawn in groups matching the squad size
>>558034752Expendable napalm or portable hellbomb
>>558035219>no effective way to kill them in the numbers they arrive in.
>>558034752I hate the commando. Maybe it works better on other planets but for me it worked dogshit on Cyberstan. Would rather take the EAT because I'm rarely in a position to use it to its maximum effect.
>>558034739And i said who cares, it was fun.You goofy nutjob.
>>558035369>*reports you for screwing with my swedish overlords*What now chud? Redditgods RUN Helldivers.
>>558035369based fellow cheaterfuck joel
>save the SEAFies order>haven't seen a single one on the planet at allFUCK OFF, NARROWHEAD, I FEEL FUCKING ROBBED
>>558035112>It was always planned>"We have no plans for weapon customization">"We have no plans for weapon modding">"We have no plans for weapon attachments">"At one time we thought about weapon customization, but cut it because it didn't align with our design intent">"Maybe we'll add some form of weapon upgrades later">"Oh shit we haven't released a meaningful update in like 3 months and playercounts are dropping hard, uh quick make a +5/-5 attachments system"What we got doesn't have any of what was leaked a long time ago, which was more on the level of Payday 2's weapon customization (magazines, scopes, grips, stocks, trigger systems, ammunition, underbarrels, barrel length, barrel attachments, and so on). And Arrowhead (or more specifically, Alexus) said that it was something that they very quickly put together on the spot.
>>558035454Do you know what roleplaying and flavortext are?
>could've used the save seaf distraction to add the Seaf drop stratagem>don'tSWEDES
>>558035483What we don't have would tread on the toes of the different warbond variants. That much was scrapped, but not the attachment system itself.
What do you faggots want a SEAF stratagem for? They will all get killed in no time.
>>558029647>kinda love HD2 assTrue.
>>558034539Acknowledged.
>>558035418>does this dog smell bad? >who cares, he's cute. my favorite breed is (x) btw.Why even reply to my post at this point
>>558035507kill yourself, narrowhead shill
>>558035402>Maybe it works better on other planets but for me it worked dogshit on CyberstanLonger recall timeLower damage per shotLots of cover obstructing guided missilesBlue Gay Stratagem Balls™ bouncing all over the place landing miles away from where you need themConstant chip damage from all side obstructing guided missiles againVox engines sniping you across the map leaving you no time to reactVox spawning in front of your hellchud immolating you in seconds
>>558035671retard
>>558035658tranny (You) farming
I'm going to dive on Transcendence just so I can say that I experienced the bots at their fucking worst with everything on the field at once
>>558035614I can literally spam them with cheat engineit'd be funny to see how the game with handle it
>>558035658You're asking about the story in Helldivers, you might aswell discuss the deep lore of a porno movie.Why even ask such a deeply retarded question.
>>558035776>tranny (You) farmingYou samefagging?
>>558035658Muzzie coded post.
>>558035614At this point I'm pretty sure it's gonna be a yellow stratagem for specific missions.
>>558035852Okay your game crashes. Now what?
>Doesn't aim for heads>Kills itself shooting the most mid-ass targets>Despawns after 180 seconds just like any other sentry, so the hypothetical unlimited ammo is meaningless>150 second cooldownWhy would you EVER take this over the MG Sentry?
>>558035852will* not with, stupid corrector
WE KNOW
>>558035815>the bots at their fucking worst with everything on the field at once>it's just a gorillion war striders and 1 shot roulette incel devastators
>>558035646Based
>>558035984because you're doing a piss dive
I can't think of a build I want to use. :/
>>558036036Gasdiving it is thenAnd you will bring the sterilizer.
So saving blue shitters literally did nothing? Not even a shitty resistance debuff or a complementary "great job!!!", just a shitty railroad to save 30k imaginary toy soldiers to cover up their blatant MO rigging?
>>558035614They actually do pretty well in megacities. I think their liberators are stronger than ours. Also I want to goof off with my friends by all calling in a group of them at the start and letting them clear some outposts>>558035953Most likely, but the version currently in the files has a 2 use limit suggesting a regular yet limited strat like the mech or orbital laser
>>558035886I'm not asking about the story or lore, I'm talking about the GMingNice reading comprehension though retard>>558035932Very odd cope
>>558035984I will never take any sentries because i'm tired of randomly dying to them because hehe funne turet go teamkill XDDDDI also kick any turretniggers joining my game the second i see this green square while tabbing
>>558036005not only that>go prone for even one second so you can marginally increase your odds against the incel devastator>have to get up because jeet brigade niggertroopers all jump on top of you>can't return fire due to the pressing issue of jeets with swords, incel dev 1-shots you
>>558036250GMing is just part of the ongoing story.You're a bit daft aren't you?
>>558035236Noooooo they are blond, blue-eyed women with good figures
>>558035984>not lasermaxxing
>>558036305>I will never take any sentries because i'm tired of randomly dying to them because hehe funne turet go teamkill XDDDDThe humble EMS Sentry is beckoning to you. Doesn't care about terrain blocking its LOS, infinitesimally small chance to TK because the shell has to hit you. Insanely ammo efficient, cockblocks bot drops, cockblocks spawners.I will stan the EMS Sentry till the day I die. Little work horse has saved the day countless times.
>>558035614My hope is that you can tell them to defend an area and they don't despawn like sentries, with the trade off being that they lose dps as they die off one by one. It'd be cool to be able to put some emplacements down with the troopers and then have a fortified area to take cover in when Rando #4 decides to pull every patrol he sees and bogs the group down in enemies
how's the trident on bugs/squids front ?
>>558035236>tanned muscle mommies
>>558036492The only concern I have for that is dumbfucks sitting at extract just spamming them over and over.
>>558036321My question was not about the story itself, but about the GM(s) performance compared to the other events we've seenI know the distinction is a bit hard to make for someone who frequently breathes through their mouth, but do try your best to comprehend the words I'm typing
>>558035614This.
>>558036598It will probably have a 2 use limit and 10 minute cooldown. AH won't want PC gods melting all those consoles
SEAF-stratagem is a retarded idea.Strike it from your mind.
>>558036686>oh my science it's just like hecking warhammer!Hang RTS fags
>>558036127Go into detail.
>>558036703I don't think they'll ever put limit on future stratagems because of the community complaining about it (at least from the chinamen side)
>>558036686>a fucking MOBA
>>558036686I think about this image all the time. It'd be so fucking cool to be helldiving in an active frontline every now and then>SEAF outposts>side objective to keep them alive>they can signal the helldivers when they're under attack like the enemy does>will reinforce SEAF artillery and SAM sites you recaptureOn a side note, I'm a firm believer that a "keep the SEAF outpost alive" would be a perfectly fine new side objective type even without the battlefield frontline stuff. Nice little bit of variety
>>558036686god, imagine if this game was actually good i.e. was made by non-californian Americans as is right now, it's up there with Darktide in being so close to being good it's infuriating
>>558022735There is no doubt that the chinks cheated. I was there at EoS. The super destroyers were like a disco ball with all of the infinite orbital lasers that they were spamming.
>>558036305>hehe funne turet go teamkill XDDDD>have the one teammate who always brings mortar (not EMS) turret on every mission>"heeheehahahoho its ur own fault if u get teamkilleded xDDD">watch as the mortar turret turns around to dump 8 shots into someone with no enemies near them>watch as the mortar turret prioritizes enemies within melee range of players>watch as the mortar turret "predicts" enemy paths by shooting 30 seconds into the future by aiming at a group of players>he whines and teamkills if someone else's turret grazes himMortar turrets and their enablers are the only insufferable ones.
>>558006804Where does "Nothing ever happens" fall into this chart?
>>558035984The only reason to ever take it is if you want a second MG sentry, but you can't take it twice so you settle for its retarded piss sibling.
>>558037119>have the one teammate who always brings mortar (not EMS) turret on every missionI have a friend like this. He always wants to play on d10, always brings the mortar and gatling gun sentry with his laser guard dog, and always shoots at every patrol he sees. I spend every match getting as far away from him as possible and trying to do the objective.At the end he brags that he has the most kills.
>>558036686>things that will never happen because lazy arrogant swedes
>>558037003Do americans even make good games?Far as i know all good games are European or Japanese.
>>558037340The Oregon Trail exists.
>>558036372>Finally saved my own 77th SEAF-chan>See inside>Ship technician
>>558034583Yes. And all the liars saying they wouldn't are literally lonely enough that they have most certainly contemplated fucking the glowing bug onahole crawlers already
>>558037340>Do americans even make good games?They used to like 25 years ago.
>>558037340>all good games are European or JapaneseHoly euroshit ricenigger cope LMAO
>>558036528Trident is GOATed on all fronts. It's easily Top 5 across every faction, very few enemies give it trouble. Massive DPS, mostly predictable cone of fire, no reloading when controlled properly, heatsink is fucking massive so even on hot planets it can get off a dozen shots before overheating.
>>558037546It'll be stealth nerfed next month when the next warbond comes out
rape sweden.
>>558037340>europeansuch as?>britsgenuinely can't recall any atm>frencharguably as lazy and arrogant as the sw*d*s>italianslol>germansloltheir games are as autistic as they are>poolACKs1-800-come-on-now>slavjank in generalsee aboveThe only good euro game I can recall off the top of my head is EYE: Divine Cybermancy, and that was also jank as fuck and developed in an engine made by Valve, a U.S company
>>558034583Yes, she's got very fondleable looking ears.
>>558037278He didn't even get top kills because his mortars spent most of their time targeting lone enemies or players.And that Cyberstan has so many extremely tall obstructions that the mortar ends up having the same (or less) potential range as other sentries.
>>558035984I like it against squids.
>>558037649Nerfed? No.They'll just powercreep the fuck out of it.
>>558037675We are the only once getting raped here
I'm going to go pet a bug.
Can't the jetpack flight be terminated prematurely? It's disgusting.
>>558037681Finland.Baldurs gate was pretty good which is Belgium.Huntshowdown was nice when i played it years ago and i'm pretty certain that's german.I can't think of a single American game i liked in recent years.
>>558037797ill allow it
>>558037675Calm down Muhammad
>>558037929>awesome indie games>cruelty shitpost, fear and bullshit, my summer bore, boretraumalol
>>558037926Fucking retarded that you can't cancel it early, it's the one thing holding the pack back from having a niche over the jump pack/warp pack.
>blue hair dye is patriotic on Super Earth>gingers are dangerous dissidentsWhat did Sweden mean by this?
Bugs D10steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244670061008/76561197999591385
nah
>>558037929>unique storytelling and gameplay>half of them have generic as fuck storytelling and/or gameplay
>>558037926it can be if you unequip it, then you ragdoll down and take some fall damage and yeah, it's fucking infuriating, tried in on the 'stan to extend the range/accuracy of the Leveller, but kept getting sniped because after you fire it you hang in the air like a retard for no reasonimagine arrowhead actually designing content for their game, instead of memes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAJr5cp01mI
I swear the swiggers only know how to end their events with absolute fucking whimpers.
>>558034437Things like following the advance of the SEAF was good, and using them to explain the decrease in resistence rates was much better than just lowering them.HOWEVERThe railroading was pretty bad. The response to cheating was bad. The decision to not give us more reinforcements for phase 4 was bad. The "congratulations, you've sacrificed millions and any chance of success to save 30,000 soldiers for no effect or benefit" was just stupid.
>>5580382933 more years huh
CYBERSTAN D10steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244670190281/76561198006368528
>>558038573holy turbo autism
the RPG ever made came out of europe
>>558038309They can never achieve the kino experiences from EDF.(it's because of the GAAS design of the game)
>>5580385733/4
>evacuating the 77th SEAF instead of sending all 30,000 of them to Transcendence, to preserve our way of life.The medical attention could wait.I think somebody rigged our democractic process, on this...
>oh shit i got 2 stacks of 100 in 4 resupply pods
>decide to use CE and spawn some SC>SC start spawning as question marksfor the anons who use CE am i fucked
some of us don't need to cheat in video games to win
>>558038884>rigged our democractic processManaged, not rigged.
>>558038995no ur just retarded
>>558038995Ouch. Everyone who had that happen ended up with a bricked pc. You've got about 5 days before your pc explodes. It's over.
>>558038995>he didn't do THAT firstSorry, anon, the Swedes are sending their assassins to your house as we speak
>>558038309Arrowhead not choking during big event challenge (impossible)
>6.67% resistance on Cyberstan with 21M reinforcements leftSo this MO is just rigged for failure, huh? Think I'll chill out and bugdive for a bit.
>>558038995Calm down anon. You just need to unplug your power supply from your motherboard for about 10min then you're safe.
>>558038573Still 3/4
>>558039273you've typed this over 100 times in this thread alone dude who fucking cares
Next time we should bomb the planet before invading it>but the orbital defense guns!!!So make phase 1 all commando missions to disable the defenses. Them bomb it to shit. Then invade. What the fuck, Sweden?
EVERYONE NEEDS TO TURN ON THEIR CHEAT TO STOP LOSING SO MUCH REINFORCEMENTS
>>558038995Easy solution: reseat your cpu and make sure to clean off any gunk that built up inside
>>558039364>who fucking caresThe 100 people who've already typed this and whom you are complaining about.>s-samefagNice cope Joel, even cum guzzling redditors are starting to realize how shit you are at your job.
there's gotta be a cap right?
>>558039601you could be playing video games, even role playing in them- instead you're role playing at me against my consent accusing me of personas and other grievances I don't really care for- I play video games, sometimes I role play in them as well. You don't see me insane retard posting up in 4chan. Maybe you should play more video games, medicinally.
>>558039693No because you can buy as many as you want
>>558038573still 3/4 please join
>Just make everything viable in the same way on every faction on D10that's just so silly, though. having to do specific strategies to win with each faction on the highest difficulty is just what makes sense. The game has always, always been about having a balanced team so you can deal with what you need to. Strategy is arguably more important than action. To me it's like saying, oh, we should be able to run whatever teamcomp we want in a raid. We should be able to run six tanks. I don't get it. It's not even complicated. You just look at the weapons and stratagems that are in the game, you look at what makes you lose control and fail missions and then you go "How could we avoid this?" but for some reason nobody does that, they stick with the same stubborn loadouts and when they run into trouble on D9 or D10 they go "the game totally sucks the devs hate fun" and never elaborate on how to make the game fun in any way other than "we make it something completely different that I like more, ideally something where playing with your friends is superfluous and it's insanely, mind-numbingly easy if you do. It's crazy.
>>558039465contrary to popular reddit belief sweggers have no idea how to run a military or military operations because they are all soft fat boys
>look mom i cheated in a video game!
Shant' be readin' dis champ
The game isn't balanced around D10
>>558039919do they look like that?
>>558039885I think they should make the LibConc AP4. It'd be perfectly balanced, trust.
>>558039976and yet D10 is fucking easy now exclusively outside of vox engines, go figure, retard
>>558039980no, i look like that
>>558039786Nice projection. I just got done playing and you're the one saying how the people voicing the same distaste for how this event was handled (which is perfectly fair) are the same person, and replying to say you don't care. Neck yourself medicinally, retard.
>>558039938
>>558040110take your mommy and daddy issues and go fuck yourself I don't care go play video games you fucking retard
>>558040158You're brown.
>>558040035Proofs?
>>558040183Hi gucci, bit early for another meltdown session isn't it?
>>558039919>good art stile>is either a futafaggot or ntrcuckpain
>>558040183>>558040158
reddit thinks you guys (the fascists over at 4chan's /vg/ board) have the lowest media literacy rates of all time. what say you?
>>558040352retard
>>558040170>still projecting>I-I don't care (replies 3 times)>not a single argumentI accept your concession.
>>558039919sauce
>>558040238Hi random discord user, bit early for your dilation session isn't it?
Just post umas or leave you vile creature
>>558040238nta but you're schizophrenic
>>558040389retard
>>558040352Sex with Tachyon
>>558040352Why would I give a fuck what a smelly Redditor thinks?>HELLDIVERS ARE FODDER>Dozen Helldivers systematically take out entire enemy fronts filled with 1000+ enemies, KD that would put modern special forces to shame>WE'RE THE BAD GUYS>Meanwhile the entire playerbase drops whataever its doing to save kids and SEAF troopers
>>558040352Show them my media literacy award
>>558040505>BRO MY K/D IS LIKE 1000>it was all voteless
>>558040601>Front filled with 1000+ enemies>Reads it as one person getting 1000 killsThe average KD per each player is 200-300, totalling anywhere between 800 to 1200 enemies killed per mission.
>>558040496it would be very quick
new thread>>558040738>>558040738>>558040738
>>558040492You can use a tripcode if you want to sign your posts on 4chan.
Rape and Kill Gachaniggers
>>558040758retard
>>558040692probably around like 50 in an average match being charitable and ignoring that every faction has swarms of mass produced or otherwise disposable fodder that divers struggle to even make a dent in
>>558040505>HELLDIVERS ARE FODDER>Dozen Helldivers systematically take out entire enemy fronts filled with 1000+ enemies, KD that would put modern special forces to shameStill true but don't forget said helldivers have orbital and aerial support on speed dial
Honestly, there was a game which had an event that I'd actually like to see in HD2.>enemy has a new really big boss unit>only one of it exists>it has a colossal amount of health displayed on a global healthbar>has a chance to randomly appear during missions>when it appears, it will stick around until a certain amount of time has passed or when you've dealt enough damage to repel it>all damage is dealt to its global healthbar, with repels dealing bonus damage>once it's actually destroyed, a significantly weaker (actually killable) version is added to the enemy roster as a rare spawn
>>558040806Buck = broken. Concession = accepted.
>>558041075Chinkoid cheaters would instantly ruin something like this
>>558040352The man-eating bugs, murder robots, and genocidal aliens are the bad guys, actually.
>>558040352>media literacy ratesWhat the fuck does this even mean? Is that even measurable? Has the numeric karma values corrupted the reddit mind so deeply that everything needs to be reduced down to a quantifiable value for easier sorting in corporate data centers?
>>558041425they really do ruin everything
>>558041668"media literacy" means you sympathize with the man eating bugs and robots decorated with human skulls more than humans.
>>558040272Such is the lot of us.
>>558037681>britsRockstar is a brit company, aren't they?
>just found out I have 2k SC and 250 medals after spending it all 15 min agthanks Xi strongest soldiers!
