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>>558007673Alright micro dick anon, I'll give it to you. The stats doesn't lie. I should have put Yes (Female/Male) and No (Female/Male) rather than just Yes and No for better data but oh well.
personal creations anchor, reply with your latest work!
>HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS>AND WITH HEARTY PEEPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS>NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER>THAN HE WHO DENIES>THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE>NOT A CIRCUS CLOWN, WHO'S MORE SICK THAN HE FUNNY>A LOVEABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY>YOU MAY ASK, "WHO IS NEXT?">YOU MAY ASK, "WHO WILL BE?">"WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVENTURE NO. 3?">ME DONT KNOWS. AND ME DONT CARES!>ME ONLY CARES ABOUT SPAMTON>THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!Please pay $4.99 to continue the poem.
Wtf is that Susie?
I don’t see how being a ‘rightoid’ means you can’t like deltarune.
Anyone else excited for Slay the Spire 2?Q1/Q2 is so jam packed with games this year due to GTA6 releasing Q4...
>>558007910I just realized Gaster is also there, along this Kris' real dad.
i love small dicks and big dicksdicks between 5-7" are unremarkable and are the true underclass
I wonder if there’s some weird ass mewgenics x deltarune art out therehttps://youtu.be/Hc00lDhRRTY?si=FhUCM-5vERqFlJTz
>>558008138What are the advantages of a small dick? A big dick isn't all perfect, but it has some things going for it.
>>558007910Wtf is that penguins0z
>>558008070Rpg fan can be a fan of rpg battles
>>558008180aerodynamics
>>558008041>Deltarune chapter 5>Reanimal>Resident Evil 9>Cristos>Mina the Hollower>Control Resonant>Silksong Sea of Sorrow>Castlevania>Silent Hill>probably more shit I'm forgetting (is Metamorphosis coming this year? That seems cool too)2026 is stacked
>>558008180There is no advantage. If you have small penis people advise you just not use it during sex and use a toy on your partner or your mouth. Like you might as well just cut thing thing off.
>>558008284Man, I can't wait for EP Metal-X that shit is my jam
>>558008180cuteworshippablecomfortable in the mouth
>toby restarts the "friend inside me" theory hysteria for literally no apparent reasonbut why?
Is someone around here Gay? I smell gay stink.
Chrobo Trigger remake might be real
>New toby tweetFuck whatever Friend's inside of Toby... The better question is why is there a Toy Story 5?Good night /utg/, hope you all have comfy dreams of fave and get to make the most of tomorrow.I love Chara
>>558007820the poll has to be botted who the fuck actually likes tiny dicks
>>558008368Yeah I bet you like using your mouth a lot huh lul
>>558008368if you have a small penis i advise putting it in my mouth
>>558008070This just doesn’t make any sense at all. Just because people have a different opinion than you, doesn’t make them any less of a “fan” of any specific art.
>>558008070>you have to agree with the author of a medium 100% or you're a fake fan who doesn't really like it and whose opinion doesn't matter!People like you are a plague upon the arts.
>>558008408Gays run Deltarune
>>558008458* Me
>>558008041I tried the first one but I don't get it and can't get any further than the first act.
>>558008516>Gays ruin DetaruneFtfy
>>558008478>>558008513I ship this cute illiterate couple
>>558008214Undertale's combat is subpar at best and relies on choosing the correct options to dance or flirt with the enemy or whatever to win while dodging bullet patterns that are easy on purpose. It is a game for quirky Tumblr Homestuck millennials about the power of friendship and homosexuality overcoming the sentiment that "it's kill or be killed" which is probably how you feel about blue-collar Mexican roofers trying to make a living or whatever. You are retarded
>>558008513>>558008478https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbY63Peyiz4
>>558008478>>558008513based
>It was real
>>558007898I DON'T NEED A TV ANYMORE! SPAMTON IS HERE, AND HE I ADORE!
posting the only relationship in the game that matters
>>558009084
>>558007871
>>558008597I'm a roofer,dumbass.When kill or be killed comes from one who has no family(flowey), it means very little. I have a family, and I'll kill anyone who tries to kill them.
My penis is very very small. Imagine a small penis. So I thank all of you for voting in that poll. And for loving small penises. Maybe there is hope for me in this world. Maybe I don’t have to kill myself
>>558009252Men always say this larpy shit and then they dont change diapers lol
>>558009252And besides, deltarune improved the combat.Not like this matters. Not everyone plays rpgs to be challenged. Otherwise dragon quest would never get popular.
>>558009232
>>558009320Can you change my diaper mommy… please mommy… I went wee wee! Waaaaa!!
>>558009320I have a picture of me tarring a roofI could show it to you
>>558009379Never thought about it before now that a reason the Annoying Dog is presented as a rival to Kris is Kris's dog-coding
>>558009458What does that have to do with my post
>>558008597>goatnignog calling others retarded
>>558009492Shut up you stupid foid cunt. Anon, show me your tarred roof. I want to see the tarred roof. I bet it’s awesome
>>558009252You're posting on /utg/ at 2AM on a worknight rooferboy. You aren't gonna do anything. Your entire existence and worldview revolve around LARP>>558009360>Nazi Deltarune fan admits he only plays the woke gay lesbian game because real RPG combat is too hard for him
>>558009463dog is my body and cyan is my brudI have created over a thousand faves
>>558009547I'm sorry I made fun of your gay crush
I am the only alpha in /utg/. Everybody else is beneath me.
>>558009282are you straightif you are i've got bad news
>>558001314Deltarune was always KH coded with the "light and darkness" shit, the three-party group of a swordsman, berserker and mage, and the secret bosses hinting at future events.
>>558009597Nowt wrong with being gay
>>558009463I don't know why there are so many kris/dog connections in each of the chapters, but I'm very curious to see where it goes.
good morning /utg/. how is your day or night?
△ Hidden Forbidden Holy Ground
>>558009680Kris, like me, is a dysphoric furry
>>558009691do you like small penises
>>558009660Don't you have fat people to cry about?
>>558009645I’m bisexual but I wouldn’t be surprised if my brain made me bisexual as a cope so I have more potential mates due to my deformity.
AS THE YEARS GO BYI WILL NEVER DIE
If you're gay, having a small penis is passable. If you're straight and have a small penis, yeah good luck with that buddy LOL
>>558009550I like dragon quest and final Fantasy more actually
>>558009616Incorrect, I make every poster here quiver in fear when I’m active
>>558009734small penis is more suckable, there comes a point in penis size increases where you can no longer do oral.
>>558009873we all know you have a small worm cock numbers
>>558009807goodyou'll be able to find a guy that'll slob on your tiny knob and suck you dry all day every day if you put yourself out there and ignore the size queens and sph fetishistsi believe in you
>>558009846What about being bisexual? Barely acceptable?
STOP. TALKING, ABOUT. PENISES!!!
FRIEND INSIDE ME is probably still my favorite meme to come from the fandom so this resurgence is welcomed by me.
>>558009958would you kiss the wormeth though? answer honestly
Ralsei has to win the heart of a princess in chapter 5
Friend's penis size?
>>558009680It's a quirky way of saying Kris = God, or at least Kris = an imitation of a godTrust me on this one
>>558009958i have it saved and i've jerked off to it at least once (zoomed in so his feet arevoffscreen)
>>558010009Mr. Garrison penis sound byte.
>>558010009yeah we should talk about deltarune insteaddo you think dess likes small penises
>>558010027you don't seem to have any sense of self grooming. so no because it's probably dirty and smelly.
>>558009963Thank you very much. Hopefully I do find someone. Dunno how though. I’m nervous around people and I’m not too fond of having an online presence. Feels like I could get e-stalked all the time..
I want to keep waiting.
>>558010346They haven't even started working on Chapter 7 yet, you're gonna be waiting for a long time, don't worry.
>>558010346>A release date, huh... ...If I could choose… I guess... I wouldn't have a release date!>It's just better if stuff just... goes on forever, right?
>>558010576Game has to end eventually
Toby should delay the game until all my least favorite posters die.
>>558010615Nyooo...I want my Deltarune live service...
>>558009680
>>558010663ice e is a seal
>>558010653I don't. A good story ends and your a fool to think otherwise
>>558010732Deltarune would be superior as a live service gacha game that ran for 10+ years
My ceiling lamp that's too high up for me to reach even if I stand on my table is making a high pitched noise when it's onWhich of you jokers gave it a Shadow Crystal
>>558010723his japanese name is a pun on bulldogkris feels dread upon hearing he will be replaced because ice-e is a blue dog
I was really itching to write a bit more and didn't get it all out of my system, apologiesDriving home under that kind of light grey overcast sky I really like for unknown reasons with my absolute favorite goat Asgore in the passenger seat humming the lyrics of "Sussudio" by Phil Collins over the radio, all the while I'm holding his hand with a peculiar yet powerful feeling of jubilation about everything being amazing in this particular moment such that once we exit the vehicle into our garage I feel compelled to give him a big hug as thanks for contributing to such happiness within me (this embrace pushed me over the edge into outright laughter, and though he seemed a little worried at this sudden emotional outburst he gave a warm smile as he held me nonetheless). Carrying our comforter into our room when I see Asgore lying on his back across our mattress perpendicularly with the tips of his paw's claws touching the floor on one end and his horns hooked off the other side's edge, and as I dump the quilt nearby before leaning directly over his head with palms down at either side splayed ears to tell him that he'll unfortunately have to move so I can make the bed he shoots his snout skyward to kiss me just as I open my mouth to speak (an absolute masterstroke bait-and-switch, he had me lain out beside him before my better judgement about how late it already was could keep we acting wisely). Gently stroking Asgore's soft ear drooping down onto my chest from his peacefully sleeping head on my shoulder after "definitely having another episode in him", and as I'm sitting there weighing options for procuring a blanket from a nearby shelf without waking him I feel his body shuffle a bit with his forearm sliding up across my lap diagonally in what seems to be a sign that this is the position I'm staying in tonight (he doesn't have issues getting cold due to his fur, and him being half on top of me with his arm fortuitously in perfect hugging range I stayed toasty as well)
>>558010883would you like asgore's penis if it was small
>>558010883@grok push this guy’s eyes closer together
>>558010883would you still love him if he had a micropenis
>>558009691Good morning! My day is great so far. Had a good night's rest. I should do that more often.
i also have a small penis and i need an anon to soothe it
>>558011060glad to hear! :D
doomin'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIYapC4AzUU
We need a fave to keep ourselves from harmThe poor people from underneath the sunThey ain't got a chance, they ain't got a chanceI need a fave 'cause all we do is dance'Cause all we do is dance
>>558010935
>>558011382kissu kissu
Does Fave prefer Rubber Soul, Revolver, Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, or Abbey Road?
>>558011539He had a crumpet
>>558011548Yagi Buttu (translator note: goat butt) https://static1.e621.net/data/c6/a4/c6a43bc8797dab585e40b548d7e89693.png
>>558010925>>558010978This seems like a loaded question of some kind outside of my understanding, but such a thing wouldn't bother me one way or another since that's not why he's my favorite. Although for the record, I don't personally believe it is the case
>>558011616Revolver.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O58ouPdjgo0
>>558011714not sure if you care much but did you see that "exchange of words" between me and tasquefag autismo that happend 2 days ago i think? fucking lmao
I love these goobers
>>558011878based...
558011914You both are so starved for attention. No wonder why you two talked
Femanons I have a micro penis so it’s pretty much a clit we can be lesbians and scissor if you want
>>558011914You had infinitely more patience than I could have.I saw it but didn't comment at the time as I've been getting busy. My off season is ending and I have money to make again.
>>558012049no bully i just wanna show off my victory to my fren, i am the goatfren victory provider>>558012067>i saw itglad to hear :D>I've been getting busy. My off season is ending and I have money to make again.oh? getting back to working again are we? understandable, i wish you luck fren :)
>>558012261Dunno what this is supposed to reference
>gay goatposter power hourMy banana to split
Well, take a cat and rub it on a catThen that cat gets all fatNot too sure what's up with that
>>558012245I gotta do what I gotta goat. >>558012261Banger OST alert https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkHRv_xbx-I
TOBY PLEASE STOP BAITING THE CH5 FRIEND INSIDE ME SCHIZOS JUST LET IT DIE OUT ALREADY, PLEASE, THERE WILL BE A BULLET INSIDE ME IF THIS RETARDED DELTARUNE THEORY DOESNT STAY DEAD FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
>>558007871Not gonna finish this one
>>558012698Aw mang, seems good so far.
>>558012635The Knight Is Warp Darkmatter and I will take no notes on this.
>>558012635I WILL NEVER DIE
Penumbra Phantasn confirmed in toy story 5
Mike Woody in ch5
>>558012759>Warp Darkmattersounds vaguely like something from warhammer 40k
>>558013087Ralsei vore...
undertale is a right wing media the most evil characters are lgbt
>>558013189Kirbo doesn't vore he completely and instantly obliterates what he eats down to the soul, and uses said soul to gain their power. It's less like eating and more like some kind of HP lovecraft eldrich monster consuming your life force directly.
>>558013504But the devs also said that living beings he eats dont die and just pop back into existence.
>>558013812Nobody dies in Dreamland because Planet Popstar is a Heaven planet that grants wishes and miracles. He's also very Christian. Loves Jesus. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZR1IuTx80Os
>>558014023>Kirby let Jesus suffer and die instead of saving himBased
>>558014097God's plan, bro.
am I crazy for thinking its weird theres like 0 overlap between all the goat posters and they never interact at all? have you ever seen a gotefag talk to asgoreyume before? anything between toriel and asgore posters? you would think theyd be birds of a feather.
>>558014250I'll post at and respond to just about anyone but I've specifically talked to Asgoreman about Morrowind and his fave. I've been posting less because I got into Tamriel Rebuilt which makes the game larger than Oblivion or Skyrim was by a fair bit.
>>558014250By that logic why don't people who like Tenna and Mettaton associate together more often, they're both robots
>>558014478I have a theory tennoids and botfags slightly resent each other because Tenna is Deltarune's Mettaton and has basically replaced him. Most of the edgier or lewder Tenna fanart would be more in character for Mettaton for example.
>>558014250I feel like the assumption youre making is wrong, there are definitely gotefags who like toriel for example. The thing is like posts attracts like, once the gay erp is associated with ralsei and asriel it continues. Its also the same three guys talking to each other over and over.
I have to take a piss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwROXJSJ8Dk
>>558012698Really nice
I pissed
asriel will never appear in deltarune btw
woody will make a dark fountain to save all the toys
>>558014250I feel it's a matter of differing tastes in the individual personality/physicality/history of the characters with which we're interested, rather than strictly liking them by their membership within of a specific archetype. It would be difficult to specifically relate to others via such broad commonalities, like if I were to strike up a conversation with somebody who's taken a shine to Ralsei for example it might be quite difficult to find common ground in our interests and our social gears might not properly align so to say. Although I can't speak on the intentions of others, I highly doubt there's any sort of malice in such lack of communication and certainly don't personally feel that way. People basically just like vastly different things
>>558014883mettatonfag here, i hold no resentment for my beloved tennafags here I just like my fave more. Ok maybe I have some resentment towards tenna because i find him kinda ugly and I didnt like chapter 3 that much and hes ruined a lot of mettaton fanart/characterization and ive never been a fan of FOTM yaoi and he burned my crops and poisoned the water supply and delivered a plague unto my fave but it does not transmit over to tennaposters. Im joking around but i understand why people like him, hes a good fave.
Something curious is how noelle in chapter 2 starts off with 90 HP, same as kris's, almost as if she and kris were supposed to start their journey at the same time and increase their HP stat together at the same rate
I will never get how people theorise over hp bars and other seemingly inconsequential shit I don’t get how they get it. I’m genuinely just retarded
>>558015996>kris starts their journey with 90 HP and LV 1, and gets to 120 HP and LV 2 in chapter 2>Noelle also starts her journey with 90 HP and LV 1 in chapter 2.>following Noelle is the second hero theory, Kris and Noelle were meant to start the journey together and have the same hp all the way through.It's that easy, i reccomend you play mystery games or "who-did-it?" games so you can practice your ability to connect the dots and make up theories on the fly as you think about the information you're given
Fave hates how they flick their tongues and make out in jav porn, its disgusting and unnatural looking. What the hell is wrong with the Japanese
Write cute
>>558015681these are FRIEND's version of goners
>>558016591like lizards?
>>558017375lizard mennatural predators of the neighboring bug men
>>558015996orc...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b64zdI_lyfU
>>558018096This goat doesn't look like he knows how to drive but is trying his best anyways.
>>558018398nah he knows how
>>558018571Bro isn't even holding the steering wheel at all. He's a menace to society.
>>558016630A father and his small son walk inside the door of Flower King to get a bouquet for Mother's Day. They walk around, looking at the many blooms, until eventually they stop upon the nice selection of white and pink orchids. Asgore can't help but hear them talk from the corner as he sweeps, their discourse over whether these are the perfect kind of flowers for the lady in their life. The boy looks over towards the corner and asks with some hesitation>...Excuse me sir, could you tell me-The boy gets a gentle tap upon the side of his shoe by his father>please tell me more about these flowers?Asgore joins them with a happy greeting and tells of how massively popular they've been today, how they report positive reception with mothers, and how well they look wrapped together. He tells them what he thinks they want to hear. The man places a hand his son's shoulder as if in encouragement, the boy is more trepidatious still, yet asks further>Is there a flower that says you're thankful for working hard?Asgore smiles warmly, as this is the first time someone has seemed truly genuine in their desire to make somebody feel loved today. He kneels down and points out a few flowers, from pink roses to magnolias and even some amaryllis, all while detailing what they symbolize so the child might decide for himself how he'd like to express his feelings. The man thanks the goat and guides the boy to get a closer look at the flowers. A few minutes of sweeping later Asgore returns to the counter to wrap up the multiple flowers the boy picked, after which he waves away the man's question of the cost before his hand even reaches his back pocket. The man seems tired but grateful, and though the boy doesn't fully understand he happily gives thanks regardless. The old goat props his chin on his palm as they leave>Carol's going to kill me one of these days...he says to himself, but with a small sigh and a weary smile, his mind is already made up about it
i love buckethead <3
>>558018636the cutest menace around
>>558018824https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbS9ZbkkGZg
what is deltarune?is it really LOVE?
If Noelle IS the knight, the key to getting a good ending might be an aborted weird route where we get the ThornRing, the shadow mantle and all the shadow crystals.Giving Noelle the shadow mantle and the twisted sword would literally be putting her in her knight suit of armor + her sword.This also once again gives the weird route a legitimate reason to consider doing beyond curiosity or evil.
>>558019571oh nose....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGXqJ2w6xZw
>wanna take a nap but cant sleepgrim
I will alsohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLDTAyHWA8E
>>558020381Did you want to take a nap because you felt like it or do you feel tired but can't sleep?
>>558020528Yes.
>>558019717The DELTARUNE, i.e. the rune of change, is the result of the New Future that we've been summoned to create
>>558020575>tfw friend can't eep
>>558020665is oke, we will eep sometime later
I arrive.
>>558020701oke acknowledged
>>558020485i love him so muchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H06o2LO5wx0
>>558020848oke goke
I injured my foot, exactly at the time I wasn't wearing my steel toed boots, it'll be fine by monday but couldn't work yesterday and today. It seems a NEET may've cursed me with their envy.
It's definitely time for bed. I've hit my limit.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3XAGaMHsmo
>>558020898oke glocke
>>558020962sleep well doomerfren
>>558021024
>>558020880His pikes are peak>>558021024Thanks I'll try, see you later.
>>558020962Goat night!
>>558021008oke cocke
good morning i love them
>>558021130oke spoke
>>558021223oke spaghette
Darkies hours
>>558021292oke loafe
>>558021412oke lemone
>>558021409I'm with you in the dark. read that with different voices, anon, deliveries are fun like that.
>>558021440oke benze
>>558021871...... get a job and an actual car.
Hooman!>>558008450Good night, Chara anon.
It makes sense, it all makes sense
Post deltarune
>>558022174>>558021871This is worse than kindergarten. >>558022596Lock them in a room and let them leave when they made up.
>>558022709You sure you want live cannibalism footage?
one time dess tried to talk kris into killing himself, just to see if she couldshe did this for a few weeks before getting bored because he stopped crying
>depraveyard hours>malaiseyard hours>aftershaveyard hours>misbehaveyard hours>electromatic waveyard hours
>>558023496Hot.
Kris should marry Noelle, and ralsei should male Susie his wife in the Castle town
I am Batman
6+ more months until deltarune! Yippee!
>>558023594c'mhere gimme kissie~
How
Do (you) have pancake day?
>>558024292go play mewgenics.
Woodies are back on the menu. Post woodies.
>>558025192https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6HECU6lm3U
>>558025192
Spamtenna...
happy birthday to you anon
>>557938730happy birthday to you anonymouseconsume all the cakes, leave none alive
What if there's just straight up Pippins in Toy Story 5
Noelle knight is undeniable.
>>558027358
>>558027779Ralsei trying to hide is erection. (Ralsei is straight, much to the dismay of this thread)
>>558027843
>>558027910
Look at me I'm Toby Fox.I made two very successful and popular indie games. I met Sakurai and got my character in Super Smash Bros. I got to make music for Pokemon games. I'm now involved in a Pixar film.Man fuck you
>>558027973
>>558028054
>>558028128
>>558028205
>>558028205I have never played the plapping of the lamb, I just look at the porn
Mike leakedhttps://litter.catbox.moe/qfnncqhovk039opt.mp4
>>558028313That's a valid start.>>558028281
>>558028387ran out of cult of the baaa deltarune combination images
>>558012698Very good work anon! <3
>>558028464I might have few more but they are scattered so this is the last one I have right now.
>>558028630
>>558028708
Asgore, escapism is bad *burns his flowers*Good ending
>>558028806
>>558028957>white Ralsei sends millions to hell just by existingkek heck
>>558009379>Pressure. It was what defined Kris's current life>Pressure to keep their promise, pressure to keep their newfound friends from realizing how much they were lying about, pressure to be human>Which is why Kris found it hard to resist skipping class today and going to see Ralsei, he must have something to help them relax>As they fell into the darkness of the supply closet, Kris realized they had forgotten to change out of their pajamas last time they were here>They mentally shrugged and went with it, walking to greet Ralsei dressed in their dumb puppy onesie>"Kris, it's so nice to see you" he said, among many other empty platitudes. Kris was used to it, but they'd be lying if they said they cared for it>The two conversed as they normally would, finding their way to kris's bedroom until the topic of why they were here had come up>"You have seemed so on edge Kris, but that's no excuse to be skipping class!">The tired look Kris gave Ralsei quickly made him change the direction of the conversation>"Well... If you really just need some time to relax, I'll oblige.">Without fully explaining what he was doing, Ralsei started singing a song oddly similar to his pacify spell, and Kris began to feel... Tired.>They tried to say something, but nothing could come to mind. They tried to stay standing, but fell to their hands and knees, letting out an exhausted whimper>Instinct had taken over, Kris was barely able to comprehend what was happening to them before they rolled over onto their back and barked>Ralsei sat down with them, and started rubbing their stomach and whispering the sweetest nothings into their ears>"Who's a good puppy" being the one to break down the last vestiges of kris's tired mind, and the rest was a blur they could scarcely recall>Several hours of this had passed before Kris had finally come out of their stupor, completely flustered yet more rested than they had been in years
>>558029060skull emoji
>>558029105
>>558029189:3
>>558029239:D
Ralsei's fat ass
>>558029309:O
>>558029362I'll be on my way now. Thanks for posting with me!Bye, fren! :)
>>558029461likewise, thank you, cya :D
>>558009250The more you spam this the less we’re on your side
>>558029840what
>>558029863he thinks it's numbers because there's only one guy who dislikes tasquefag in the whole general
>>558030013lmao
>>558030013what. no it’s just annoying to see his ugly fucking mug linked to the anchor every day. At least save it for when he’s actually around
God of Hypercuddles
>when you meet your childhood sleep paralysis demon again years later
hey guys!
>>558030806where is his pEEEEEEEEnis
Machine Tornader! Let the voice of my heartMachine Tornader! Race onwards,Machine Tornader! And never let it stop!Ride on, Ride on!Machine Tornader! To the beats in my heart
>>558031513in my mouf >:3
>tfw your brother goes to college a normal person and comes back as a multiverse-spanning concept
No one made a whiteboard, right? I can in a few minutes, unless I should wait until the cool people are on later
The fluffy boy is having a nice relaxing walk down to page 10. Surely nothing supernatural will happen on the way!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXay1pdfQpI
*Stuffs Ralsei in a pringles can*
what does alphys think about spur.us and mcl.io
>>558034520>advertising viruses
>>558033861*Stuffs my pringles can in a Ralsei*
>>558034553>the call is coming from inside the house
>wake up>see toby's bullshit tweet>decide to do gardening for the next 3 hours
>>558034742asgore...
>>558034668Why can't you stuff your PENIS inside him instead like a normal person>>558034742Sounds nice. I wonder how the next generation of people will feel about gardening knowing none of them will be able to afford one
>>558034973>Why can't you stuff your PENIS inside him instead like a normal personThe Pringles can was to just get him warmed up so he can take the real thing
>>558035178daym, lucky Ralsei
>>558034735But then who was phone???
>>558034735>>558035270i've got your numbers
>>558035342And you didn't even need to buy me a drink first? You must be good.
>>558035342YOU'VE GOT MY WHAT???
>>558035458>>558035486i am good at flirting because i am baaa to the bone NANANA
Ain't got a care in the worldBut got plenty of beerAin't got no kromer in my pocketBut I'm already hereAnd now lightners are lining upCause they hear we swaggerBut we kick 'em to the curbUnless they look like Wing Ding Gaster
a bloo hoo hoooooooo
I'm talking about;Everybody getting into the bunk (bunk)Lightners trying to touch my junk (junk)Gonna smack 'em if the TP gets too much (much)Na-now we go until they beat us out (out)Or Undyne shut us down (down)Undyne shut us down (down)Dy-dyne shut us down...
>>558030806That's AI you retarded faggot. Fuck Trump.
Those bandages aren't gonna be able to keep that big ol thing hidden for very much longer, but that's part of the fun. Said Chara to Asriel
>>558034520whut
>>558037825Why is she like this?
Foolish of me to think the thread would have some interesting posts to read when I woke up and not end up spammed with goatnigger diarrhea
>>558039817goat boat
Deltarune is AVGNOneyplays is Nostalgia CriticWhat does this mean
Mr.President, another gore image hit the whiteboard
>>558035920>>558036378This feels right
>>558040670Phew thankfully I didn't draw much on this one lolSo what is iy this time? Goatsee? Is it indian gore? Cartel?
>>558040868I dunno, I closed it before I could see it.
>>558009252wow.you're sort of retarded.>people with nothing to lose are a nothing burger.
>>558041052I'll make the next whiteboard with a throwaway email account so I can turn off the option to add images. Should I make it now?
Someone take the bullet and tell us what the image is
>>558041193Do it, I think it's a good idea
whats up shitters.it's ya boy.the mean green.
me when the
>>558041565you FUCKED UP
>>558041285>the green meanie in question
>>558041565I'm the original forgetting to hit enterwalkerhttps://r9.whiteboardfox.com/95802159-6360-6596https://r9.whiteboardfox.com/95802159-6360-6596https://r9.whiteboardfox.com/95802159-6360-6596https://r9.whiteboardfox.com/95802159-6360-6596https://r9.whiteboardfox.com/95802159-6360-6596
>>558041565Starwalker-kun...
>>558041651yeah that fucker fucking malicious
toby fox vs whiteboard fox
>>558041738The only fight Toby could possibly win
>>558041930i feel a retarded person drew this
>>558041930I feel a based person drew this
>>558041930I feel (I have a nervous system)
Krisp
>>558041930I feel a person (I'm an empath)
I
i feel.
>>558042332KrobinNow we need Noelle as Starfire and Dess as Blackfire
>>558042559what is that image
>>558016591Show visual example
>>558042241>Hugging Kris from behind only to pull up their shirt and grab their waist
>They're catching on to the ICE-E conspiracy...>Release Friend Inside Me 3
>>558042642i got bored once and remembered that one artist that drew "fluffy ponies" getting horrifically dismantled all the while the creature spoke like it swallowed a carpet.and then i made it flowey.
>>558042872Forgot image
>>558042642It's just one of his avatars
goot
>>558043147go post your dice OC avatar, faggot.
>>558043157goob
>>558043334Are the lines on the bottom of Ralsei's face his mouth or nose?
>>558042559Nice avatar, Kraut. It would be nice if you could stay on-topic though.
>>558043445Mouth.Same with Toriel for the longest time I thought the lines on toriel's face were her noce but then she speaks and it moves like a smileyAlsp papyrs dowsnt have two eyes on his sidewats sprite.... thats his nose hole
>>558043445Mouth because he has sprites where it isn't smiling. I wish it was his nose because it's cuter and less boring chibislop
>>558043489why would i do that?
>>558043667Because this is a UTDR thread you see
im old!
>>558043714then why am i arguing with a retarded dicer?
Fish I wish
U think Asgore and Togore are the only ones that you can tell is a mouth right awayAsgore's beard helps break the nose ilusion and Togore has dots so you also can tell right away the mouth from the nose
>>558043841Because you're easily baited into arguments
>>558043334goap
>>558043853I like her too.
>>558043937yeah and you lose.
>>558043938goog
>>558043997Okie dokie Kraut
>>558044095glad we agree.
Why
>>558044180why do i reply to myself
>>558044030goo
>>558044315g
>>558044390grapple
>>558044307untreated and undiagnosed schizophrenia.
>>558044492If you think about it Kris is basically the Raskolnikov of the Earthbound Depression genre
>>558044480ghehehehe
>>558044608EEEEEEEhehehe
>>558044552i wish i had power enough to admit that i like overweight men to my friends on /utg/.
>>558044307Liquid kraut is painter?
>>558044682It's dinnertime and I must consume. Have a nice day, fren! :D
toby delayed chapter 5 after he saw the friend inside me schizoposts and decided it would be funny to actually put that shit into the game
>>558044809enjoy your meal fren :D
post sans
What did Toby mean by this
>>558018042STOP WATCHING THISTHERE'S A RED SPY ON THE BASE
>>558044906Sans plus alpha
>>558044723sounds superficial and you enable people to do themselves harm for sexual pleasure.kind of not so epic chungus wholesome of you.
>>558044956Trolling woodyniggers.
>>558042559Is it better to feel than not to?
>>558044956>Calm down Krissy, we're your friends!>Shut up Ralsei, I'll kill you
>>558044723>>558044307
>>558045046Please stop replying to yourself, Kraut
>>558044806What a warm-looking drawing
>>558045190that's a matter of perspective.if you chase good only to tip the scales of all the bad you feel, then your life is suffering and at that point, it is better not to feel.otherwise you're gucci.
>>558043981I like fishYou like fishWe like fishFish is liked by meFish is liked by youFish is liked
>>558044307History was made when that image was posted to the thread
Work as hard as twice the faveFor twice the fagsHalf the posts
>>558045576
>>558045646What
>>558043853Cat I wish
>>558045753Try Under, but Tale
ralsei double parks his big booty buttcheeks
>>558045918So this is "getting catfished" I've heard so much about
>>558045646Whole day I'm fucking busyonly get few money
>>558045918that's a very rare noah.
>>558046163lmao
Goobers
>>558046295NO FUCKING WAY!!!
>>558046197Work sucksNo Bucks
>>558044730wait so KRAUT had the hots for me?! He's like Obama or some other president to me, no. just no. when it comes to ''men'' I only thirst for drumstick doomie-wooms.
>
>>558045378Fish
Bird I wish
>>558046163lol
desster the molester
The black wind howls. One fave among you will soon die.
>>558046697ral when insert fingy into bellybooton
>>558045918Same.
>>558046697'member when you told me your boyfriend can't migrate to sweden because he has to get a job to naturalize?I 'member.
dinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnerrr
>threadceleb 83 argues with threadceleb 41 about their off-site conversation while threadceleb 66 thinks about threadceleb 90Can we post fave boobar and penor instead
>>558047189hey tasque, what does temfag think about spur.us
>>558046610Someone should draw Spamton in that shirt
>>558047326lotsa spaghetti
>>558047429what now?
yea
>>558046745FishPretty fish
>>558047414You got it chiefhttps://files.catbox.moe/n36sak.png
Awesome
>>558047589you shouldask him
I don’t think Toby is involved in Toy Story 5.
>>558047414You don't even have to ask
>>558045918Is this some sort of catfishing attempt?
God these games fill me with a warm fuzzy feeling
>>558047680Ugliest dicks I've ever seen
>>558047903Same
>>558047948>>558047949sameMIND
>>558047676You make me want to paint her again. I can't remember the track I listen to when I did that one.
>>558047948>>558047949>posted exactly at the same time>post number exactly one after anothernice
>>558047414Here.
>>558047704done, he's busy refurbishing his house so may take a while for reply.
rectumsei
Post images of the HARD variety
>>558048459
>>558048383Wishing you and your bf luck regarding the move.
>>558048710<3
>>558047773At best, they were probably aware of the Friend meme and asked Toby if it's okay to reference it.
>>558045042i love this
Fave has chronic exploding clothes syndrome.
Fave, the iPad baby.
>>558048459AAAAA I wanted to post that one picture with Spamton having SPAMTON G. SPAMTON knuckle tattoos and he has like 15 fingers on his left hand, but I can't find it in my folder, can someone please post it, it's one my favorite pictures ever
more faves need to be diagonal
>>558049812Nevermind, I found it
>>558049979So tuff
>>558050102what are those things above the sausage?
>>558049863do jeets actually like the sloppa look or is it just performative
>>558050175They're strung together and sold like that
Poofy
>>558044956Normal answer: He's just trolling woody theory fagsSUPER SCHIZO THEORY PENUMBRA PHANTASM SANS GOKU GOD OF HYPERDEATH PENUMBRA PHANTASM INSIDE ME ANSWER: CHAPTER 5 IS COMING THE SAME DAY AS TOY STORY 5 CHAPTER 5 IS COMING THE SAME DAY AS TOY STORY 5 CHAPTER 5 IS COMING THE SAME DAY AS TOY STORY 5 CHAPTER 5 IS COMING THE SAME DAY AS TOY STORY 5 CHAPTER 5 IS COMING THE SAME DAY AS TOY STORY 5 CHAPTER 5 IS COMING THE SAME DAY AS TOY STORY 5 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *Dies of autism*
Fave real but will randomly once a day accelerate instantly to Mach 2 of no will or power of their own in a random direction.
>>558050586>no will or power of their ownLies I know they did that shit on purpose
>>558050586so they just die
>>558049863Nigga in the corner hittin th yart doe
>>558051110no you find them in a big dragonball z crater with little birds and stars flying around their head in a circle
I dreamt that the snowy leitmotif played during chapter 5 and it was the most depressing thing possible, idk why it spooked me so much
>>558044730Painter never reposts her art, that’s someone else
>>558051389I see. I do not think I would like deltarune characters to be real. Thank you
Only 6 or 7 months until Friend Inside Me Real!!!
It's so scary to imagine the possibility that Deltarune will subvert everyone's expectations by finally being a good game
>>558051885it's scarier to think utg will subvert my expectations by finally making a good post ayyyy
>>558051415https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTgcIqIsiPs
>>558051917TRVTH NVKE, never found a single good reason to stay in this general.
>>558051917
Where the fuck is CoL? I want my mentally challenged court jester here to entertain me for 5 minutes.
>>558052398some say he fell into someone elses creations
>>558052398The return of Friend Inside Me has defeated the evil for good
>>558052437>CoLson
>>558052398blown up by isis
>>558052437Sad if true>>558052606Wow, this really was our Crusader of Light. It even has a traditional good guys defeat the evil guy narrative with no complications.
Hey NoelleKnight fag.How do you explain Noelle having under 100hp in chapter 2 but then thousands of HP when we fight the Knight in Chapter 4
>>558052820susie has that too
>>558052952Boss Susie has only 10 more HP
>>558052820Have you ever watched Dragon Ball Z? It's easy to hide how powerful you are when you're ultra-powerful.
>>558052981huhbut berdly does have a bajillion and even though he's never a party member I think he'd have fewer than a bajillion if he ever did join
>>558053054It would be funny if he kept his boss HP ergo by the laws of Tobysoft he shall
Who is more powerful?Fave with big pants, or Fave with big jacket?
>>558053374fave big guy pants okay
noelle stuffing her bra to make her boobs look bigger for kris
I DRINK YOUR STARFAIT!I DRINK IT UP!!!
>>558054206*for catti
Noelle stuffing her pantaloons to make herself look like a futanari for Kris
>>558053374If Sans had big pants instead of a big jacket he would've been able to use ice eye and thunder eye instead of just fire eye
It is me or Steam is down
>>558054392But her little cock is cute the way it is
>>558054392Except Kris wouldn't like futanari cause he isn't a faggot so why don't you SHUT UP
>>558054879You have google on the exact same web browser as 4chan yet you still ask the /utg/ thread for confirmation
>>558054879it's slow as fuck for me
sex
>>558054945*she
>>558054947Asking people feels nicer than googling though...
>>558055137my lifespan shortened when I answered you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNIw7idqVr0
>>558055129My bad>>558054392Except Kris wouldn't like futanari cause he isn't a she so why don't you SHUT UP
>>558054947That doesn't answer my question, google.
>>558048009You've gone a long, long wayYou should be proud of yourselfBe happy
>kris is a guyunderstandable headcanon>kris isn't a faggotdelusional
Kris is a closeted bisexual at best
Guys, since you're already here already answering questions, I got a weird tingling in my left pinky, kinda like it fell asleep but it's not numb at all. What does that indicate? Is it over for me?
>>558055717Preach
>>558055892The skeleton has woken up. It'll be over soon.
>>558053374Fave with pants too small for fave’s big ass
>>558056082>muffled "uhuhuh"s
>>558055810i think by the standards of ms anon that makes them a faggot
EYE OF RA
>>558055892probably just a pinched nerve
Is it weird that I like femboys but hate futanari? Im straight so femboy is like a boy upgrade to make it more enticing but futanari is a woman downgrade and I dont wanna touch it
>>558056356catty, you really gotta start wearing a bra girl
I have a micro penis hi
>>558056457When are you gonna start liking shota?
>>558056361
>>558056457>Im straightwhy
>>558056536hi battat
>>558056457>Im straightyour (You), manass loving faggot
>>558056536hi can i see
I never understood why if you’re a man, you don’t just go for guys. I don’t see anything in women, but when I see men, I see true loyal companions that will be with you forever. Obviously some men aren’t like this at all and are just as corrupt as women, but at least with men, I see *that*.
>>558056898Damn, are you me?
>>558056596Problem is, I hate children>>558056639Girly stuff is hot, manly is not
>>558056536do me a favor and put it in a hydraulic press
>>558056898GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
>>558056898https://youtu.be/Utxb-kzvFZU
for some reason imaging noelle licking kris ears make me hard
>>558056898Alright let's fuck (I'm on top)
>>558056898I mean you're probably joking but the real answer is we already do, just not sexually. Bros before hoes and all that, we dont need to give each other our bodies or get the government involved with us to stay loyal to each other, we just are
Not long until Chapter 5Not long until Kris turns Susie's heart to stone
HEY HEY HEY H OW DO I STRANGLE THE [Fifty Percent Off] VOICES IN MY HEAD [GODIWISHIGOTHEAD] TO DEATH
does anyone have a link to that spreadsheet of confirmed december ARG responses, please?
>>558056898the moids cannot comprehend friendship
>>558058102Wish I knew, little buddy.
>>558058315>https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1av9kPEUnQyUFHIQ5rtXz_ZJR5ZVZhKX6XsieXBYIxIA/htmlview?usp=sharing&pru=AAABm2ds_Xo*CQ7w78ZHHuatgUmGp8-DkA
>>558056898You're just gay
Good night, anons. Have a lovely day!
>558056898wanting a loyal companion forever unconditionally is retarded and you might as well get a dog and fuck that
>>558058368men let me put it in them when I get rejected that's friendship right
>>558058408thank you
>>558056898You're just gay dude
>>558058510Type of shit Tenna says after getting dumped one (1) time>might as well get a dog and fuck that
>>558058689>might as well get a kris and fuck that
>>558047429he replied, has no idea.
>>558056898doesn't stewie say this in family guy
>>558058510Seething vaginal flaps
>>558058778Kris is absolutely not loyal they're triple trucying all day out there.
>>558058689Why does Tenna like Pluey so much?
>>558056898I've been trying the friends thing and I now have a female friend and a male friend but only the female friend is willing to talk about feelingswhat's up with that
>>558059034he doesn't understand the disturbing sexual implications behind wearing a gimp suit 24/7
>>558059034Mike is Friend, and Pluey resembles him the most.
>>558007960>hateful degenerate with an ideology that runs on cruelty and fear>plays game about friendship>ignores all the messaging because they're still at a 5th grade reading level>the only discussion they're capable of is arguing about Kris' pronouns, offering no critique or insight about any other aspect of the gameIt's not that that rightoids can't be fans, it's just that they're stupid and annoying. Nobody wants them around.
>>558059034Pink and yellow glasses and cat-like nature remind him of Scamton
>>558059141right you know how fallout 3 has loads of bugs if you play it unmodded and stuff yeah it’s kinda like that it just happens.
Tenna dual wield petting Spamton and Pluey
>>558050196im in me mums eggvroom vroom
>>558059141Your mom paid her to do that
>>558059457Not all rightoid ideology runs on cruelty and fear
>>558056898I'm bi and poly, so i can have every cake and eat them all if i could
Compiling all the data I have concluded that this is Tenna's ideal typehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmKX6GhRBC8
>>558058510you misunderstand what he means by loyaltyloyalty is when someone cares about your well-being and will lend support as they are ableat a minimum it is when someone fundamentally does not want to hurt you, will not one day simply decide they don't care if their actions hurt you, will not one day decide to hurt you on purpose for one reason or another and believe they are right in doing soit is not blind obedience, it is not staying with someone when they hurt you and don't care, it is not having complete disregard for one's own well-being to an unsustainable degree
>>558047414https://files.catbox.moe/d1d01i.jfif
>>558059034Pluey's big barbed penis
>Weekend begins>Immediately the political imageless schizophrenic posts start pouring inThis implies some poor sod was dumb enough to hire this guy
>>558059721Spamton mindset (eating all the cakes)
>>558008513Why would you like a medium if you don't agree with its message, characters or setting? Either you like the message, or the medium is powerful enough to change your perspective on things
Jenny we need you on the old whiteboard
>>558059832Ouch, is Tenna a masochist? That would hurt a lot
If Hitler won, the world would’ve been a little more closer to Deltarune. So not supporting Hitler essentially means you want our current hellscape to continue. Nothing else will work.
>>558059457you say as if leftists aren't hateful and degenerates, 'nonny mousy
undertale/deltarune?
>>558059973Deltarune already exists in the bluer than blue utopia New England
>>558059725I was dissapointed when it wasnt this description because I would read/watch the hell out of this story, but its still pretty good
>>558059973there is no world in which hitler could have wonfascism demands an enemy to fear, if there are none left they will inevitably try to find an enemy within and cannibalize themselvesnazi germany was already well on that path and would have collapsed even if they had won the war
>>558059886eh i am a libshit and i like some #problematic mediassometimes an attribute of something is good enough you like, pretend away the bits you don't likei woud not join a general for something i truly hated the politics of though, that would be silly
>>558059973peter griffin here to explain the joke: hitler winning and the nazis ruling the world means that the monsters would rule the world, just like how the "monsters" in deltarune rule the world
>>558060149More like report and hide
>>558060153why do people depict kris as brown when new englanders are all whiteoids or rich asians
>>558060164What about a world where hitler is betrayed by one of his men and replaced with a more competent nazi?
>>558059973If Hitler won, Japan wouldn't have to resort to making so much weeb shit to stay relevant, and Toby Fox as we know him would've never existed
>>558060316It's more diverse than you think
>>558059738I understand what loyalty is but when men complain women arent able of being loyal and men are, i assume they just want someone who will let them fuck regardless of bad behavior.
>>558047414Here you go>https://files.catbox.moe/tbs46s.jpg>https://files.catbox.moe/vqt8lf.png>https://files.catbox.moe/bt9t49.jpg
wow, have you heard? there's this new invention, the new hotness, it's called talking about the game
>>558060482i-is that allowed?
>>558060173>i am a libshit and i like some #problematic mediasa real accepting woke man would be proship and darkship, it is insanely hypocritical to complain about gay people being oppressed to then proceed to oppress people for shipping fictional characters and consuming darker fictional media
>>558060553why do you assume i'm not either those things? unless you are speaking generally.
>>558059494Spamton didn't start wearing those glasses until after he went schizo, and Tenna doesn't even recognize him in Chapter 3.
>>558060517I'm about ninety-nine percent sure, yes
>>558060316Toriel saw one of those sponsor a child in africa charities and decided that it meant the child was legally hers
If Hitler won there would be no Barkley Gaiden and thus no Undertale
>>558060516Sorry, I forgot we have to add (this topic came up because of something in game) to every message
>>558060316>when new englanders are all whiteoids or rich asiansthat's a stronger argument in favour of brown kris, since the whole thing about them wanting to be a monster like their family is an allegory for a black person in a white enviroment, if you can accept susie being an allegory for black people you'd have to accept the same for kris since they parallel each other
>>558060660oh my god... tenna was actually lusting for swatch the whole time...
>>558060678no, she's just one of those virtue signalling white parents that adopts an african child while ignoring the fact that many african orphans were just kidnapped so they can take the adoption fees
Kris is a Simpsons
>>558060370Picture an americanized version of undertale/deltarune
>>558059034because pluey is loyal and spamton (woman) aren't
Remindeer
>>558060660He recognizes him in chapter 3 but doesn't want to admit it, and his yearning for Pluey is shown to happen past chapter 4. Don't try to be a smartass Anon
>>558060937wat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDvpEAGNJ0E
>>558059973this is probably true because i occasionally look at third reich imagery while listening to undertales and deltarunes ost’s. it’s incredibly striking at times. and I’m not even a nazi. at least i don’t think i am.
>>558061192Jerry...
>>558061192>t. guy who would be put in the camps immediately
>>558061192I respect that
The Youtube upload of Big Shot has hit 6.9 million hits despite the fact that Spamton could never possibly 69 any of the people he is attracted to
>>558012698kris boobs...
>>558061309sadly true
>>558060904FarterTale by Chubby Fox, all the jokes are replaced with toilet humor and you play as So Sorry
>>558061309Always the strongest supporters
Should I post art now or wait for the new thread?
whiteboard cleaned
>>558062008post it now imo
>>558057579Frisky is so popular...
Does anyone have that one picture where Asriel brings sporty adult Frisk and bug eyed adult Chara over to meet Kris
I’m going to draw so many penises on the whiteboard and you can’t stop me
>>558062039thank youuu
>>558062039thank you smooches you
>>558062294actually I can
>>558062039Oh thank the lord my shitty drawing of Muffet is safe from the wave of gore.>>558062398Smooches?
Just finished chapter 4. This game is cool. Just overrated as fuck.
>>558062531… can I draw one and you leave it up? Pleaaaaseee
>>558062289don't know if its the one your looking for but i have this
>>558062289I always have muscle mommy Frisk saved.
It's the freaking weekeeennnnddd
>>558062662haha okay you little scamp *tousles your hair*
>>558062818
>>558062910no jackbox for a few weeks right or am I insane
>>558007871Some practice
>>558062818Very good but not the one I was looking for>>558062820That's the sauceThis is my absolute favorite grown up Frisk design
Someone scribbling over drawings in the whiteboard
borgar
>>558063119I need him to beg me not to leave him while clenching my wrist just a little too tight to be normal
>>558062935Hahaha y-you know I bet you could tousle something else hahaa
>>558063043I wouldn't know, I don't participate in those, sorry anon
>>558063309Me too, hopefully he's on his knees when he's begging too
>>558063309>>558063553I am an ugly fat bastard with a Micropenis you can practice on me if you want I take daily showers so i smell good atleast
>>558063253Darkburgers are how Ralsei keeps his form.
>>558063043yeah
>>558062910Hell yeah
>>558063119wrow... very fancy!
>>558063043no jackbox this weekend or next weekend.possibly jackbox the week after that but who knows. i miss my jackbox friends.
>>558063693AND pizzas
this shave powder stuff is fine people on the internet that cry about chemical burns are literally thin skinnedit seems to need multiple applications to actually completely remove hair but it's not causing me any irritation except on areas that i've used in on twice in the same day which the package explicitly tells me not to doand even on those spots the burning has gone away in the past half hourthough now my balls are starting to get a little tingly haha hope i haven't done anything i'll regret tomorrow
>>558064015And cakes
>>558064072Why would Kris post this
>>558064015>>558064127and spaghetti
>>558041880hideous creatures of sin
>>558064127ralsei's cake...
to future whiteboard makers, you can make a whiteboard account that you don't have to verify with a temp mail address, and then hit "more options" when creating a board for the option to turn off the ability to add images.
>>558064175the knight told him to use shaving powder so they can be soft and smooth like the old days
>>558064203And pancakes
Can someone write a greentext of ralsei sucking my pp I need it
>>558049781alphys would fuck gaster
>>558063812HELL YEAH, hell yeah!!
>>558064645and hot dogs
>>558063939I know its not the same but I would love to magma with the bros tonight
Ralsei is USELESS and UGLY. He is a LYING BITCH. I have no remorse for Ralsei, he is NOTHING to me.
>>558064893And sweet potatoes
When Chapter 5 comes out all the Pippins love will die out and then I will truly have nothing
>>558065137calm down dess
>>558064717>ralsei go sucky suckythat will be $500 sir
>>558065330why do people think dess hates ralsei
FUCK my dark candy supplier isn't available until tomorrow and i've run out. It's gonna be a long night.
>>558064717>be me, Ralsei>suck Anon's pp>he cums 3 minutes later>I spit it out and leaveNow don't cum too hard man
>>558065385>>558065515Can you put a bit more effort into this I can’t cum to this
The boy is nourished
>>558065740>ralsei go sucky sucky REAL hard
>>558064717how about you kill yourself instead
>>558064717Someone get me a beer, I'll write your gay little fanfic.
>>558065771pancake
>>558065865I need at least 2000 words of highly detailed ralsei blowjob
>>558065330YOU MORONI AM NOTTHAT DOE
Toylet...
>>558065960https://sega.fandom.com/wiki/Sega_Toylet
>>558065920just use ai for real
>>558065868Why would you say that I’m going g to cry
>>558065240>>558065771>>558065912NOM NOM NOM
>>558065960Skibidi dop dop dop yes YES!
>>558065740How fucking picky can you be Anon? Just for that>be Anon>suck my pp>after an hour or two I shoot a massive load in his mouth>he swallows with a smile, kisses my tip and says 'thank you'There, have fun being a fag
>>558065991>Dokitsu! Boufuu Keihou Hatsurei: In this game, the player plays as an animated gust of wind with the goal being to try and blow a woman's skirt up to reveal her underwear.japan....
>>558066105yummers
whiteboard clean again
So why did Toby make that Toy Story tweet yesterday?
>>558065865I CAMEi am a vaccum cleaner darkner btw
His feet are light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.
>>558066362He's gay
Boy Story
>>558066267nummers
>>558066204Samefag but wow the art is actually really cute. Fave piss minigame when.
>>558066429num num
>>558066362he is worried we will figure it out if he leaves us to our own devices and it's diversionary tactics to DISCREDIT US
$900 for a fave? DAMMIT, TOBY!
>>558066471
Can someone write a greentext of ralsei changing my diaper
>>558066717borgar
>>558066781No
>>558066856Why not
when kris and noelle have sex it's platonic
>>558066824*cartoonishly stretches his mouth and devours the whole borgar in one gulp*
>>558066781ralsei is arrested for neglect of a vulnerable adult.
>>558066943kris and susie*
>>558066362it means deltarune is tomorrow
>>558066960GULP too is an acronym
Deltarune will release tomorrow. Change my mind
>>558067113It will be time for new bread soon and Ralsei needs his bread NOW.
>>558067227oh my god new bread WHEN
I want ralsei to baby me is this okay
I love being a drawfag because I can draw POV sex with fave if I wanted or even fave giving me oral
Will Deltarune have a better ending than Stranger Things
>>558067495there won`t be a coming out scene cuz everyone is already gay so yes
>>558067495deltarunes ending will also be called bad because characters people like will die, yes
>>558067303Ralsei will perish if he doesn't get bred... sorry I mean bred... sorry I mean bred... I mean bred, sorry...
>>558067495>ending
>>558067636here you go, ralsei made you bred
>>558067495
I hope friend inside me is a woman.
>>558067635is that really why you think the ending was ass
>>558067303>not at the bump limit>too retarded to just make one himselfHate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to post.
post fave's race, class, and birthsign
>>558067832>>558067832>>558067832Hop on
>>558067713YAAAY! It will all go to his glutes so he will need help stretching out later.
>>558067757I would let this friend inside me regardless of gender
>>558067763it was literally fine.
>>558026227i shall. thanks, friend <3
>>558065443>Dess treats her property like shit>Ralsei may or may not have some connection to the Knight>Ralsei is very willing to be abusedIts pretty simple really
>>558027989Bro will do anything BUT finish Deltarune
>>558056898Men are stupid and don't go for the most loyal and interesting partners (dudes) but go after the sexiest partners (foids, demi foids, pesudofoids)
>>558070537Does she really? She breaks things over Kris's head, but the fact that she keeps those dented things instead of throwing them out should count for something
>>558071990Yeah, but that "something" isnt always good. Some people like having a punching bag around for the obvious reason of "They like punching this thing", and Ralsei is just a little too willing to accept being hit by Kris when they first meet.
>>558072930Punching an object isnt bad, thinking it is is simply parasocial schizo reasoning
