Previous: >>558022936>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Mihono Bourbon (3* alt), Eishin Flash (3* alt), Sakura Chiyono O (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: Nishino Flower (Wit), Sakura Bakushin O (Guts), SSR Riko Kashimoto (Pal), SSR Tazuna Hayakawa (Pal)Current CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mMain Story Chapter 5 is out02/13 - 02/19 - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Valentine Taiki Shuttle (3*), Valentine Sounds of Earth (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru, SSR Neo UniverseNew Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
no sex
I should have put more groundwork into my front pasa tree...
what's the likelihood of hitting NSM on fronts not in first in the dirt CM? I need to figure out how to finish these skills
So why does Air Groove has to fuck Rudolf's trainer
sex with this lazy uma
How did this event give rise to exponentially more Flashposters than Boboposters?
>>558038279Rudolf is a cuckquean
I'm going to eat spechan's cute butthole in front of Suzuka
Half ready for MANT
most normal night together with Rice
>>558037970Anon 3 minutes after he lands a gf
>>558038429made for reverse paizuri
>>558038429I need umamilk
>>558038328Flash's mental dysfunction is cuter but you also need a very high iq to understand Bourbon's appeal. Also one is not a front
>>558038262this tool looks interesting. Did you make it? Or did you find it somewhere?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/n5C1DImOlXoCan't wait to torture my umas in Trackblazer!
>>558038328Bobo is boboboringNah just not that interesting as Flash
so, which umas' propaganda are you currently indoctrinated into, anons?quickly, let's fix that before you save your carats for the ones who don't want to fuck you
>>558038347it's ok, leave Suzuka to me
>>558038109nope, try asking in jp thread
>>558035940Japanese ideal of a beautiful woman = exploitationis the dogma half the west subscribes to nowadays
>>558038506Not cute
>>558038328>cute eyes>excellent hair>big boobs>german>sex pose and racing gear>parents approve her kidnapshe has a lots of good points
>>558038529trackblazer is the only scenario where i will be maining Teio, Spe, Shichi, Curren, Tachyon, and Grassu
>>558038328Deutsches heiße schnitte > autistic robot
>its another neicha did not finish her chain episode
>rolled all my carrots on the shitty bobo banner>upgraded my gold shitty with the 2 rainbows>used the golds on the guts tamamo cardThere. I'll never be tempted to reinstall and log back in to a perma bricked account.There's probably a delete account option, but I can't be arsed to reinstall just to do that.
>>558038494What the fuck is reverse paizuri? When she fucks your tits?
> Daily pull> Spooked by EishinFuck
>>558038516It's from hakuraku's veteran page, it's been getting tons of updates recently. Also now has a tool for planning parent runs where it shows you what races to run after you pick two of your umas to use as grandparents so you see at a glance what you should try to win to match their race wins.https://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku//#/veterans
Digitan LOVE
>Flashfags calling anybody else's uma boring
>>558038529hot I love it when girls whine
>>558038721>black handGas all cucks
>>558038686really Maya? getting in heat in the middle of our walk?
This is the perfect female body. If you disagree, you are a homosexual.
>>>mihoyo slopbon
>>558038697don't say that...
>>558038758it's like paizuri but instead of entering from below, you enter from above
>>558038817kek
>>558038878It's because your more SEXY than cute!
>>558038565I've been propagandized into wanting:>Calstone Light O>Symboli Kris S>Gimlet>Neo Universe>Stay GoldAnd of course Mambo.
>>558038758I'm assuming it means top-loading.
>>558038686I thought Maya was a grown up girl...
>>558038843This is why human women are sexier than Umas. They don't get fat.
>>558038686carrot juice
>>558038843that's not what comes to my mind when I think about Yamato Nadeshiko
Remember ToreinaYou don't actually have any rights
>>558038921What.... So are you like... Sitting on her face?
>>558038956Stop spreading misinfo
>>558038843hmmm, no, I think I'll post actual peak female body instead
>>558038817>sees black male in art>instantly thinks he's fucking his girlLmao literal cuck brain
>>558038936YWNBB
>>558038565>Marvelous sunday>FenomenoI'm gonna be waiting a long time unfortunately.
>>558038137Holy fuck, Doto is so hot like this.
>>558038936>female trainer's POVI told you no toy can beat a real dick
>>558038453I hate how badly I relate to this episode, to the point it's uncomfortable to watch
>get 30 energy and PTO>and tell curren she's uglybest spook ever
>>558038843
>>558038948>Calstone Light OSafe>Symboli Kris Snit for you, but very cute. kinda safe>Gimletat least you can headcanon asking permission for vodka's hand from her>Neo UniverseSAFE>Stay Goldif ur a boyfucker, sure
>>558038565Stop me from rolling if you can
>>558039081>ignoring Naked Natie
>>558038565>Mambo>Mr. CB>Hokko Tarumae>Gentildonna>Still In Love>Calstone Light O>Orfevreof all these, the most surprising was CB. Her manga was like a depth charge in the soul. I read and said, "oh shit, I'm toast."
>>558039062anon? you leg days reps?
>>558038565I'm immune to propagandaThe voices in my head tell me who to pull for so I have no choice at all!
>>558039049trainer tied up and sent to the uma breeding grounds when?
>>558039245
>>558038565Calstone Light O
>>558038843This but Dantsu gets chubby too
>>558038565
>>558039208
>>558039216>not self inserting as the black guy fucking her>instead he instantly self inserts as the cuck watching from the sideways
>>558038948>calstoneBakushin bad remake, safe from that retard.>kris SShe's black. Safe.>GimletFell for it on the anime, depends on the timing.>Neo UniverseI'm not a 4U enthusiast so I'm safe.>Stay GoldThe spammer will be dead when she comes out so it will be ok to not hate her, but don't really care either way.>no mention of Mr. Cock and BropagandaNow that's one I fell for hard.
it's a shame we are never getting any "dream league" content because it might piss off fans but damn the fanfic race scenarios could be kino
>>558039216So what if a black man is fucking your trainee? You just hold her hand and watch like a good trainer.
>>558039208Safeuntil she dances with the dog under the moonlight>>558039246>Mambogood if u daughterfag>Mr. CBsometimes cute. most of the time ma ic pixie dream girl. be careful>Hokko Tarumaetits>Gentildonnai hope ur not hoping for any lovey dovey stuff>Still In Lovehave fun>OrfevreApparently she gets very attached to her trainer
>>558039426>wanting to be monkeysYou have to go back.
>>558038761>sloptuber affiliated site shillingwhy are you like this
>>558039426kill yourself tranny
>>558039258I'm so confused...
>>558038164Are MANT runs like pic related? Just spamming G1s?
>>558039471>Teiofags are also NTRfags
>euro hours >rampant cuckposting
>>558039596and G2s and G3s.............
>>558039596>26 racesmake it 35 and you are good
Teiobros your reputation...
I don't know how to feel about Maruzensky
>brown hours>unironic ntr shillingbwos...
ei vittu makenyt lähtään kattoo ravei
>>558039504I will after I fuck your waifus lmao>>558039573>self inserting as a guy fucking a girl is trannyTerminally online cuckies deserve to be the end of their bloodline
>>558039696Reject her, hags are ugly.
Is el perro caca's career supposed to be hard? I'm consistently losing like 8 G1s on my parent runs
>>558039471Why are female trainers like this?
>>558039245Is this real... Stockholm student-san... You're brave for posting this here. I'll give it my best shot though because I respect your tenacity.
>>558039696I do!
>>558039696hornyyou're not allowed to feel anything else but the unbridled need to fuckyou're not allowed to think except with your dickyou're not allowed to exercise except for an hour-long edging session
>>558039746>implying people want forced diversity in pornNeck yourself, race traitor
>>558039690What reputation?>>558039754If you treated her better she'd win for you bro
Now that we've all licked our wounds, and hopefully recoveredCapricorn Cup Finals pollhttps://poal.me/tc32mhttps://poal.me/tc32mhttps://poal.me/tc32mEven if it's a dirt CM, I have zero expectations on the final day anymore.
>>558039754ECP should auto win every single race. I guess you can lose the derby and Arima Kinen if you completely neglect stamina but that's your own fault
>>558039876are you aware that japs aren't white
>>558039754Somehow it is. She always jobs the Derby for me no matter what and I randomly get 15th on races that should be easy sometimes even with solid stat lines.
>>558039935diversity = black, retard
>>558039876>implying i'm not black>implying diversity in porn hasn't been a thing since the invention of the medium>can only speak in culture war lingoIt's like you've never seen interracial fetish shit in your life bro lol grow a pair and touch grass or some actual pussy
>>558039669>>558039676Oh btw whats the better option of post race -energy for MANT, the top or bottom. I heard it consumes more energy than URA and Aoharu
>>558039935False. They were granted an honorary title 100 years ago and it chemically transmuted their entire race.
>>558038565Ardan, people say that her career story is pretty good.
>>558039935Honorary whites
>>558039926fren... my condor loses Asahi, then loses Hopeless, then loses either the dahby or satsuki sho, then loses yasuda kinen, then loses the dirt cm against farmers... and so on. 8-10 losses per run.
>>558039935Okinawafags are indeed brown
>>558039754you might be running too many races. El needs 400 speed 400 pwr 300 wit by the time of the Derby if you want to reliably win it.
>>558040054Wait are you one of those black nerdy guys that likes DBZ and wears full length printed graphic tees with anime on them?
>>558040054>implying i'm not blackPost hand
Nice thread eurokeks
>>558040146Deck issue? I literally just did a parent run with her today and it was a complete walk in the park. That said I've def lost the derby when training her for the sprint CM.
>see cock&balls propaganda>she cute, nice grandma outfit, cute midriff, me likey>see her skillsWait is she actually busted for medium and long?
>>558038761does Cygames allow mods or does this technically violate ToS?
>>558038565all umas are queens so all of them
>talk about blacks>gold shitty appearsthat fucking slut whore of an uma is a coalburner
>>558040295the same deck wins 40 races with rudolf...
>>558040293>people goon to a male horse
>>558040324
>>558040338>fucks her producer>fucks Black guys>fucks her sugar daddy ojisansLiterally everyone gets a piece of Shichi except her trainer...
stallion x stallion action
>current time in indiathat explains a lot.
>>558040319Hakuraku requires you to install Hachimi and Hachimi clearly violates their ToS
>>558040426Stallions are sexier
>>558040296there's a reason why the dog can't beat her in the arima kinen even with max speed
Are Tachyon and Daiwa noticeably better wit cards than Sunday if you're just using 2 wit cards (one + 3LB FM)? Better enough to pass on potentially getting ramp up and THH hints?
>>558040296She's Taishin but good.
>>558040519>hag>sexy Retard
>>558040319Same thing as every japanese live service game ever, technically not allowed but it's up in the air if they'll ever freak out and do something.
>>558040556Most of the time Marvelous doesn't give me jack shit for good hints
>>558040594>hag>not sexyFaggot AND Retard
dummy question here, is there any difference between having friendship at orange and maxed?
>>558040296yeah, and she's extra busted if you can somehow put Daring Strike on her
>>558040534
>>558040319You have more chances of being banned using mods than ever using Sweepy
>>558040556Daiwa is a better card than Sunday but if you do lots of races, Sunday has race bonus Daiwa doesn't have. Tachyon is Daiwa good. Daiwa and Tachyon are the best non SSR wit cards on unity.
>>558040594It's okay to be gay
>>558039935>japsThat reminds me, US soldiers used to mutilate bodies of Japanese soldiers and boil their heads, all of this just to collect their skulls as some neat souvenir that they brought back home.I'm always reminded of this little factoid whenever I see that slur.
>>558040447I have problems breathing through my nose please understand
>>558040614Apparently it's the case for HachimiYou can unlock fps, hide ui and make dialogue faster, but some of it's features they warn might ring an alarm on cygays part that could result in a ban
>>558040614I'll play it safe then, I don't care enough to risk the account I've had since end of July.
>>558040639Trainers want their Umas young.
>>558040650Orange means the bar isn't fullMaxed means the bar is full
>>558040724That's not true
>>558040650in the future some abilities will have effects at 80% and 100%
>>558040836anyon he asked a dummy question doesn't mean you should give a retarded answer
>>558040801Good thing she's 17
>>55804090917 SEASON 4 blessed hags!
>>558040897That anon is rightThats going to matter in MANT with that item.
>>558040909>17She really is ugly, must be the genetics.
>>558040836nta but please just gaslight next time
Bang! Tsugi mo raceu, banana akimas!
>>558041136Any gaslight requests?
>>558041248gaslight me into rolling everything on NTR instead of Finemo
Why does Bakushin say her name over and over like she's some pokemon? Like imagine you go about your daily life just shouting your own name all the time
Tried doing a Gold Shitty run for Aquarius twice but NO THANKS this bitch is the worst uma in the entire roster like what were they thinking when they designed her I'm actually mad I got spooked by her during the free rolls I wish I could delete this piece of shit from my account it feels tainted now
>>558041363I'll take her off your hands
Another day, another 5 bad runs
>>558041363
matchy cane fuck you guitaroo
>>558040650the start of an orange bar signals the countdown to how many times that card can rain ow in your career. there is a hidden value that is multiplied by the specialty priority of the card, the math of which I'm too lazy to detail. point is, once your card has rainbowed up to the maximum number of times that it can rainbow, then you can be sure that you will never see another rainbiw for the rest of your uma's careerif you max out the card's orange before you use up all the rainbows, then your chances of rolling good on >35% failure rate is higher, meaning you can roll a 60% failure as if it was a 50%
>>558041363Your first mistake was thinking the coal burner is good any races and events
>>558040650not right nowhowever, for instance, SSR tachyon speed gains 20 friendship bonus at max bond
>>558040614when it comes to the TOS violation thing it's pretty easy to understand why you would or wouldnt get banned. As much as we love to shitpost or spitepost sweepers, why would Cygames ban them? They're playing the game. Botting careers just means you want to compete but don't have time. They literally add botting into the game later so I'm pretty sure they're ok with it and sweepers aren't going to get banned. If they keep your account online you're more likely to give them gacha money so it's not in their interest to ban you.What they're concerned with is some kind of client-altering cheating. I think Hachimi used to be able to "predict the future" with events to some extent (IE telling you what results each option would give you) which is definitely something they would ban you for if they caught you, but the issue is they can't easily catch you doing that. Also I think it's not possible to do this anymore but I could be wrong.Also Japanese game companies REALLY don't like if you do stuff like asset swapping. I don't know why exactly. But if you post a screenshot of your game with asset swaps so that Daiwa Scarlet has a futa dick under her uniform or something, and they can trace it back to your actual account, they will ban you.
can i cleat this welfare gaslightbrosmy rainbows are running out...
>>558041541>Also Japanese game companies REALLY don't like if you do stuff like asset swapping.Chun-Li bros...
>18* dirt sparks only brings dirt affinity to BWtf... all those hours in the mines only to still have to rely on inspiration sparks...
>>558041518
>>558041672going higher than 10 does nothing for the initial inspiration it only makes it slightly more likely you hit during the RNG inspirations
>>558041617nyo
>>558041541to boil it down:>Sweepers are still playing the game by the rules and botted runs still benefit from gacha (you need better cards to get better results) so they don't care>literally cheating means you need gacha less and could make competitive umas without needing to pull for cards so this will get you banned>Also they have a stick up their ass about modding the character models because if you post screenshots online it might go viral and get them in trouble with boomer ranch owners
>>558041669Black fatigue is real
>>558041361Bakushin is a real japanese word>so what does it me-Dash
>>558041672the road to Chansforming your umas is long and hard.
>>558041790why...
>>558041672Just use falco! She starts with Turf A
>>558041669>urara toreina SPOTTED she redpilled you too, eh?
>>558041669I'm black
man I fucking love scrambled eggs
>>558041896>initial stats>initial bond>race bonusThose are MANT card stats. You can cleat it but it will hurt you if you're F2P.
>>558041929cvrrenbros ovr repvtation....
>>558041541Which is why I kept saying that Hachimi users are more prone to get banned than Sweepy users. Sweepy literally is just an autistic and automated glorified autoclicker meanwhile Hachimi is an injector that messes up with the files but possible of doing greater things than you could ever imagine.
>>558041929>26k views>2 weeks agoshe's fucking washed
currenKEKS
>>558041929>currenfags are black.>still lose their idol to ugly, fat asians
>>558038565I watched their winning & unique animations, then choose based on those> Kris S> Ruby> Cheval
>>558042073Curren is a black horse
>>558038565>so, which umas' propaganda are you currently indoctrinated into, anons?Mr. CBMaking me debate whether I want to focus on Ends instead of Lates
>>558041996>grannyOf course...>>55
>>558042124Curren is gray you fucking retard bird
>>558041929>currensisters were trans a few threads ago>now theyre blacksomeone call fine motionBRING OUT YE BLACK AND TRANS
>>558042124
>do about 15 runs with Dumb Falcon>mood down mood down mood down>fails to get Mile S>fails to get GW>fails to get proper green skills>fails to hit 1200 Speed cap somehow with 20% Speed growth>can barely hit 800 Power and 800 Wit>makes me want to kill myself>do one run with Taiki>thisDumb Falcon was a mistake. America always wins.
>>558042328Kill all Chiggers
>>558042124Falcofags are retards?
>>558042197Shes black
>>558042313They're obviously the mythical black lesbian, trans women
>>558042328Bay and Dark Bay but no Old Bay? No wonder it seems bland
Shows how little I've done Dirt racing, Falcons has to work for her own potential mats
>>558038565wonder acutebut it was inevitable since I'm an operafag and they're both ryuji wada horses
>>558042418good
>>558042328>vivlos and verxina literally made for big black horse cockYou can't make this shit up
teio...
>>558042439
What's sex with Smart Falcon like
>Mr. CB secret in loading screenhuh? where is she? can i get her? sex?
>>558042487I lied shes not black...
>>558042496don't say that.... ovr repvtation is back in the dumps....
>>558042580its over
>>558042197You’re telling a me a CAT fried this shrimp fried rice?
>>558042578in Chiyono career
>>558042492You are brown
>>558041871why would you name your kid "dash"...
I'll just post it here in order to preserve it.Do with it as you wish
>>558042564>t.air groove
Who is raiding us?
>>558042819Spics
Why is the /v/ma thread nicer to lurk in than the general. Its just "muh blacks" "muh yellows" "muh browns" in this one. What the heck happened.
>>558042819Indos. Post yuri
>>558042863why would spica do this
>>558042707Yes, a Cute Amazon Trainne fried this shrimp fried rice
>>558042819False flag by /v/ma shitposters to sully our reputation. See >>558042882
>>558042903You are part of the problem too Samid
Is acupuncturist top option even real? I've hit it like 10 times on parent runs and such and I've never seen it not fail...
>>558042726More Umas should have secret raid bosses. Spe should have Ass Wonder rape her in Classic Arima Kinen and Senior Takarazuka Kinen
>>558038565I'm forever loyal to Ogurin
>>558042940>>558042197My wife!
>>558042998It's real, just very bad even when it works so just ignore it
>>558042957Anon i'm being serious, i'm normally not awake at this time so does the general normally devolve into this or is it a once in a blue moon affair.
>>558042882Guess I will help the janny this time
>>558043026Ogurin is the cutest.
>>558042985Only for bad faith posters who should be range banned out anywayThread quality always skyrockets when you leave
>>558042998it's a 10% roll i thinkjust take the option that gives you 2 free recs that one's pretty safe
>>558043043>>558042940Made for white men
>>558043242You and your brown discord will spam and shit the thread anyway, then you cry when no one likes your kind
>>558043061>>558043243Huh, I've been gambling on it when I get it senior year autumn to see if it would ever be worth it. Guess the recoveries are the way to go in the future...
>>558043206When I was in /alg/, the janny love racism
cafe... forgotten...
>>558042749Sakura Dash King is a cool name
Awful lot of honkies around here.
how was this approved
>>558043471Do you really want your wife posted right now?
>>558043293Is Helios retarded? She's got 10/10 Mejiro scion right there, but she continues to lust over some stuck up ojou-sama that treats her like dirt, and she is already taken my KS Miracle anyway, so there is like... zero chances for her to succeed.
>>558043478Soulless
On the topic of Gold City, has anyone here won CM races with Gold City? Or just know how to make her work? I've seen her unique skill go off and she just stayed in the same place. Would a lot of mid-race or overtake skills make her strong?
>>558043542seems based to me
>>558043406Early race I choose charmIf I need recoveries for my build or TSS, recoveries
>>558043542it wasn't because it's fake slop
>>558043082nta but I've been in the thread for 24h several times and while there are some time zones that have more shitposters, most of the time it does look like the thread is being raided, usually in the following fashion:>Thread just ended some major discussion>thread begins to slow down and be comfy>suddenly shitposting on a specific topic starts>thread speeds up because retards can't/won't ignore and/or filtersit through all the time zones several times and this starts to be noticeable
>>558043571>Is Helios retardedYesBut it's cool they throw her a bone in one of the ballroom events
>>558043679I want to have angry passionate sex with ticket
>>558043542>>558043679SEXOOOOOO
>>558043679I prefer the one I posted ngl, still hot tho
>>558043835kys
>>558043679This feels lewder than the slutty slop one. Might be the exposed tummies.
Odds I jerk off to MaruzenskyEvens I jerk off to Bourbon
>>558043885sloppers are tasteless subhumans
Brownhttps://youtu.be/CysSvhM-5BM
>>558043542holy rice titties
>>558043631Normal Gold City or Festival?
>>558043542I NEED THIS I"LL BRICK MY ACCOUNT IF WE GET THIS AS ALTS
>>558043739Thank you for the response anon.
>>558040650>>558040880Bakushin !
how do i get this haircut irl without showing a picture of nishino flower to my hairdresser
>>558044078this isn't an example...
>>558044119Photoshop her hair onto your head
>>558044035Normal. I don't have Festival City.
>>558044119You show her this
>>558044119anon thats not a male haircut...
>>558043631None, she's that bad.
>>558044213You want to trigger her unique off It’s On if you can, and utilize her strong midrace accel to get maximum carryover value out of a velocity based THH combo.
>>558044003DEI character
>>558044119show them a picture of anton chigurh instead
>>558044364>goldship/opera metal bandthis is actually kino
>>558044458And my autistc brown wife
>>558044224HAHAHAHAH Ned's School Survival Guide reference in /uma/ wasn't something I expected today
what's a good second front to run alongside Summer Maru for Aquarius? I don't have Vbobo, would Taiki or Pasa front be good? or maybe someone else?
>>558044752big kentucky tits
this Dantsu figure is Flames https://twitter.com/figsoku/status/2024682383484866939
>>558044752falco
>>558044752Falcon and Taiki are the easiest options. Pasa takes some work but is also good.
>>558044901>"whoa!">26800 JPYNevermind.
>>558044901Wouldn't
is end digitan better than late surger or I shouldn't bother
>>558042415always have been!
>>558044901I always thought that keeping these kinds of figures in good condition is a pain in the ass, it takes too much time when you have a lot of them
>>558044393Got it, thanks for the tip.
>>558045307display cases bwo
>>558042758>User was banned for this postrip another Teiofag........
>>558044918>>558044934>don't have Falconeshitguess I'll make a Taiki and a Pasa and use whichever one wins more in practice runs
>>558042328>Gold Ship>GreyI do not believe this
>>558045407>cooming on glasslame and gay
>>558043679this one is worse?!better
>>558043679I was about to accuse cygays of posting grok tier slop until you pointed out it was fake, at least they haven't fallen that low yet
>>558045568your first reaction to seeing an outrageous claim on 4chan should be to look it up yourself and not fall for the bait (which it is like 90% of the time)
>train Chocobon for the first time>Aoharu autoselected her into long races>she gets URA long>got gigaraped on the Finals>first defeat in monthswas 700 stam not enough?
>>558045307It is, minimizing dust and exposure to it is a must. No direct sunlight as well. The pic is not mine, but it should you give some decent idea what people usually do.
>>558045492why not? i mean. look at her hair. its literally grey.
>>558045568slop and misinfo is an hourly occurrence on 4chan and just the internet and mainstream media in general
Why's Bobo gotta have a B in mile anyway. I need to find a parent that has all I need + mile?
Did they buff the acupuncturist rate? I've been getting her on like 1/2 runs for the past 10 or so...
>>558045737Clanker
>>558045661For things that matters I look it up, but for random stuff I just invoke poe's law, say something that may be wrong, and if it's wrong someone will run to correct me showing proofs. That anon proved once again that rule by correcting it within minutes.
>>558045737look at the distance for the ura finale long races anon.
hello everybody, i hope we are not arguing over youtubers again
>>558044752if you do not have three good fronts, you should not run any fronts. the only way fronts will win is if pace taiki can't. there need to be at least five fronts in the match to reliably accomplish this.if neither of your opponents bring any fronts, you are FUCKED. if one of your opponents also brings fronts, but has falco and/or bourbon, it'll be an uphill battle. and if you're using less than three fronts, then i would have to wonder what that single non-front is. a late surger? it can't be taiki, since you'd be sabotaging her.
>>558045745i wish i had the space in my room for a display case that big, i still have 90% of my figurines in their boxes
>>558045724this is not even effective training
>>558045834shut up the fuck Rice
>>558045737little coon is a debuffer, you never stood a chance
Man pulling has started feeling awful. All my 1 and 2* Umas are already 3*, hell some of them are getting near 5* and most are at 4*. And all the good Support SRs are MLB or I will never use them because I have SSRs that are better.I'd be happy hoping for Sweep, King or an Uma with her outfit not unlocked in the past. Now I don't care about any pull unless I see a Rainbow. Even then odds are it's a dupe or a Supp card that's shit
>finally get a fucking dirt spark on alt ecp>It's thisI HATE PARENT FARMING REEEE
>>558045860we can if you want
By me.
>>558045959no wonder she's grumpy all the time
>>558045389>just noticed the slop deformitiesMy mistake for just grabbing any image to attach to a post.
>>558046048i’m good thanks, maybe later
>>558045930How would you know? Are you an uma?
>>558044901Looks great from all angles. Everything flows and has a nice silhouette. Im not a figure geek, but this impresses me somehow
what did she mean by this?
>>558046162I know how physics work
>>558046236That she understands your trainer-trainee relationship.
>>558046034>I HATE PARENT FARMING REEEETell me about it. And decent Dirt borrows already at max followers, so it's doubly annoying. I'm considering sui-..., Sweepy I mean.That anon many threads ago was right, parent farming is soul crushing.
>>558046236It means she wants to platonically kiss you on the mouth but Tazuna will catch her
>>558045839devilish but i enjoy correcting people so i guess we both need each other
>>558046271the umaverse physics and anatomy might be different
>>558046271umas dont obey physics
>>558046236>I'm going to press and rub my boobs against you a lot but it's not like we crossed that line YET, nothing weird about it
>Copied one anon's deck 1:1>Lost 4 races so farI-I can't. It's over. It's so over. I'm a bad trainer. Can I refund choco bourbon for some one else?
When does she start showing up in global? Just events, not even as a trainee
Evens I breed dober one timeOdds I bite the bullet and do an ace run with my in-house parents
>>558046478Pretty sure she's one of the couple JP exclusive umas. Some owners didn't want their horses in other versions of the game for some reason
>>558046469no refunds
>>558046687b-but what if it's going like really really bad?
>>558046478She is an NPC for "The Twinkle Legends" scenario (3rd newest on jp {soon 4th}, behind DYI and onsen)
unity cup is so incredibly funny to me because why is it>foid>nigger>eternal supreme leader of umagartha
>>558046780Just buy as many carats as it took to get Bourbon and pretend it never happened (don't look at your bank statement).
>>558046780Try catching VFs stream he trains Fronts a lot.
They announced that they would enforce anti-botting rules more stringently on January 20th. It is now February 20th. If there’s no bans by reset tomorrow, I can only conclude that they have no intention of ever banning the garden variety Sweeper. Perhaps I’ll install Sweepy tomorrow.
>>558046628
>>558046835gb2/reddit/
>>558046876HELP HELP IM BEING ROBBED
>>558046628yeah, she's exclusive for me
>>558046835>umagarthaslightly crooked up the corner of my mouth and exhaled through my nose
>>558046881Also join Uma&Co we practice with the VF cord
>>558046835>>niggerNot a nigger. Wrong shade of brown.
>>558046469this is why you always ask if it was a high roll
>>558046361I gave up on doing parents when I spent 2 weeks doing Grass Wonder runs for a 3 stam, which would become 9 stam and didnt get any. Did a Bourbon run just to change things a little and got the 3 stam.Fuck I was mad and happy at the same time.Now I just use what I have and if it happens to proc 3 star I keep it.
>>558046876why does she wear a nametag as an ear accessory
>>558046876umas don't need a weapon to rape me
>>558046991ok spic then
>>558047030I didn't think it would be because the nigga changed he deck and posted a run immediately after.
>>558046980nyo... ovr repvtation....
>>558046835>eternal supreme leader of umagarthaactually fucking lost, well done anon
>>558047067why not?
>>558047067>You’re Curren, right?
>>558046835>passion for fashion >umagarthaSo her and Gold City are protecting the white uma race.
>>558045492Gold Ship was splotchy gray while he was racing and didn't turn full white until near the end of his career
>>558046801>tenth training scenarioI didn't even realize there were that many, and shit that's gonna be a while, even on an accelerated schedule
>>558047547Me and the bros
Why am I seeing SMarus without speed eater
>>558047586Why does she have pet play fetish?
>>558046236Kissing is only for marriageHugs and fucks are A-Okay!
>perfect run>fast learner>third round with four double circles>jobbed
>>558047586I don't remember when, but at some point, scenarios last only 4 months and not 6
>>558047586Symbolis asserting dominance
>>558045492They literally dedicated last year's Goled Week to Grey umashttps://youtu.be/E9kNJd2jk-4
The best
>>558047215this image has never been posted as a reply to an actually funny post
>>558047748I think it's after MANT, they realize this mistake
Symbolis > Golds > Satonos > MejirosExcept for Ramonu because she's an honorary Symboli
>>558045492bwo?
umapyoi..
>>558047874>>558047884>hagShit waifu
soon
>>558047702Because I respond to it
>>558047843>didn't laugh at eternal leader of umagarthaHumorless FAGGOT detected
>>558047874>>558047884>haggood waifu
im so bored bros... they need to accelerate faster. release MANT early please.
>>558047998>Naka's used onahole
Anyone who can't handle hags is admitting to not being enough of a man
>>558048027who are you quoting
What the FUCK did she mean by this?!?!
>>558047989sonna koto iwanaide kudasai...
Alright, thats two. What would you pick for a third?
>>558048117You're black
>>558048138shes talking about your CM win record
>>558045492She is a grey. An actual white horse is white from birth and has pink skin instead of darker skin greys like golshi have
>>558048213late oguri
>>558048138Don't pretend you didn't squeal like a pig when I was able to insert my microdick in a way it didn't slip out of your wide puss you slut
I'm tired of training fronts, I think my fronts are ready and I'm just being picky because I want to win harder.Gonna train a cool and wild late goombler now. Should I do Digitan or should I do AMOguri? What about training, which one should I train? I don't have regular Oguri...
>>558047874ramonu is my honorary onahole
>>558048138
>>558047067If you turn her upside down with her racing outfit she quite literally looks like a bouquet of flowers and sometimes the price tag does dangle from the bottom for those
>>558048213>runaway>angsche on this trackinteresting using an intentionally badly built suzuka, is this the infamous rabbit strategy ive heard of? id say your third should be a strong pacer, runaway makes lates and ends shit the bed.
>>558048213>blocks his own Front Pasa with an onigger
>>558048215And I'm fucking your wife and you're paying for my expenses, thank you very much
Sleepy Windbaba
>>558048127>>558046835>>558048127lazy faggot doesn't read the thread, dozo
>>558048389Angling works on a suzuka and you rabbit off her it she bombs. Angling works but it has a very slight activation zone. Oonige cucks every other front from getting it.>>558048405>blocks a NSM pasaYes please.
https://x.com/i/status/2024596846211969387Urara spotted
>>558048505>it's over...
>>558048416i thoughts black weebs were supposed to be funny and dorky and cool and banter with me about DBZ youre just mean...
So when this comes out, who is it for? Like, since we can't use it with summer maru, and valentine bobo doesn't seem to need it, what's left? Runaway Suzuka is banned in MANT, so is it for Kitasan Black? What other Front Runners will be getting use out of this card?
>>558048534>you rabbit off herwhat the hell does this mean? Just that you pass her?
So if I want to use Bourbon Valentine I need to train another front runner anyway?Damn fucking whale strat
>>558048306Please respond. I just MLBd Jordan's card too, should I use it to replace halo/sweeper?
>>558048535kek this reply
>>558048649it means you intentionally make her die so that your real front aces can use passing skills to boost themselves as she sinks back through the pack, like that guy mentioned NSM for example
>>558048221>>558048324What the fuck, how did they know?!
>>558048643Bourbon and Suzuka
So what are other positions supposed to do if a guy brings triple fronts all with speed eater?
>>558048534You're not winning with just NSM kek and your Pasa doesn't even have Groundwork, she's completely raped by any decent Front runner especially when you're giving them a free rabbit with Suzuka
>>558048661are sweepy and halo mlb? compare their card stats to Jordan's in Gametora, then make your decision
>>558048584>black weebs>cool
>>558048643>and valentine bobo doesn't seem to need itwhy do you think thatit's kitasan black for fronts anon, she needs it
>>558048643MANT ends like two weeks after she comes out
>>558048584That's because they're not black they're Indian
>>558048661Mnyaybe.
>>558048643>summer bobo doesnt need ithaving hints for important skills is valuablealso the card is for every front that isnt maru and even non fronts will consider rolling for it due to it being a very good stat stick even at 1lb (def better than Tach)
>>558048661She replaced eishin for me since i don’t have king mlb
Someone post a gif of that low cortisol dance thanks
>>558048643you use it on suzuka bobo and kitasanyes, you have to buy all 3 frontpigu
>>558048817you're thinking of her rerun with Finemo, not her initial banner
>>558048703average orangeposter
Danchou would understand if I were to flatline today
>>558048703LITERALLY me
>>558048917her finemo rerun is like a month into grand concert.
>>558049019I'm on the verge of kicking youCome back today or get the boot up your ass
>>558048917nyosmaru releases approx. late middle of june1.5 anni and thus GL is early july
>>558048771>>558048797>>558048817>>558048873>>558048914Alright, thanks! I mean, I am a big Kitasan Black fan so I was gonna roll for it anyway just for her, but was wondering if there was really anybody else. But this clears it thanks
>>558049172You should pull Kita as well if you want to front run properly, she's a mandatory parent, even more important than seiun sky
orange?
>>558049246of course, I'm looking forward for Kitasan, she's one of my fave umas
>>558049075>>558049158I thought MANT lasted longer than that, but damn yeah I guess that is close to 4 months into MANT which should be the tail end.
evens - I suffer through another career hoping for dirt sparksodds - I don't
Why is nobody hosting lobbies
Why is this general actually busy atmDid they announce something
>>558049389we are all quiting umamusume
>>558048775Oissu
>>558049384Fat Hag
>>558049389CM just ended bwo
>>558049250me when I burger..
>>558049409post CM refractory period is over
>>558049246Don't we get free rolls for Kitasan
>>558048839Better than Halo but I guess sweeper may still be better. All 3 cards suck for a late goombler though, jordan has 1 good late skill but still...
>>558049409Cygames are picking a random anon from this thread and giving him aids
>>558048703That's my Mambro!
>>558049409It's not "busy", just lousy racebaiting that wormed its way in here
>>558049409Umas becoming jealous
>>558049565>Better than HaloBwo your power bonus???
>>558049484but that means the next CM is about to start
>>558049389because niggas aren't done building aces yet, you retard!anta baka?yeah I -have- 3 aces I could run, but two of them are pretty shitty by CM Group A standards, and one of them is only so-so. Lobbies would only confirm what I already know, so until I get something I'm confident in, they're a waste of time.
>>558049676Initial 30 power covers it.
>>558049565She got that knockoff umako
>>558049696But I'm still trying to make a dirt grandparent....
>>558049712>>558049389i only enter lobbies once i have a team im confident could crush other anons. i want you to all think you have no shot whatsoever in order to place you on an emotional rollercoaster at the beginning of CM.
>>558049656seriously, a jealous uma would be a pain in the ass
40 hours
>>558049409this is one of the fastest generals that I frequent... I honestly can't keep up with you guys
>>558049796kaithe...
>>558048839basically she's a decent SR speed replacement for a newfag going into climaxblazer (basically cope version of fuku speed)
>>558049748>30 power covers a +1 base bonus to every speed/power/guts training for the entire careerAnta aho nano ka?
>>558049874equinox bros...
>>558049875>fastest general>game about racingreally makes you think
>>558048306Digitan, especially if you don't have regular Oguri
>>558049875But anons said we were dying...
>SSR Brian>SSR Jordanwelfare speed cards that are actually pretty good. Damn, never thought I'd see that
so fronts have to getsuzuka, seiun sky, vbourbon, smaru, kitasanand for cardssmaru, vbobo witin addition to all the generic cards you already have to getand this is JUST for this year how is this fair
>Opening Gambit>Trick (Rear)>Hesitant Front Runners>Subdued Front Runners>Flustered Front Runners>Frenzied Front Runners>Hesitant Late Surgers>Subdued Late Surgers>Flustered Late Surgers>Frenzied Late Surgers>All-Seeing EyesYour Response?
>>558049826>giving your uma attention outside of training
>>558050000I don't know about Brian but yeah this Jordan card is actually decentAlso look at those quads
>>558050000checked
>>558049993You know how a cockroach spazzes out and starts running right after you spray her and then she dies soon after? That's what's happening to /uma/ right nyow
>>558048649Its..well, i googled a vid of some rando with the footage of how it works.https://files.catbox.moe/cljw99.mp4>>558048791Are you implying other fronts will be made with rabbit in mind? Normal fronts rely on angling, which is off the table. I got hug, NSM and natural Pasa accel. Second place and she is rocketing away. A front in front of me is the last thing any front will ever want to do. What accels does a normal front have?Besides i could always make something more standard.
>>558050104it's not like some of them don't come to bother you during your days off, right?
>>558050000Based
>>558050101The Digitan I snuck in beats everyone
>>558049926To every speed/power/guts taining WITH halo on it*****You forgot that part, and yeah, that should cover it.>>558049981Yeah, thinking about it, holidays ogurin may be good but this isn't her track. I'll go with Digitan and slap redshift and dober's on her and call it a day.
>>558049875>one ofno it is THE FASTEST there is nothing faster
>>558050305>You forgot that part, and yeah, that should cover it.Omae wa hontouni baka.
>>558050116>I don't know about Brianshe's a highroll card for sure (same sp as Finemo, which sucks), but if a) you chase her around to compensate for 0 friendship gauge and b) she larps as kitasan and glues herself to speed trainings, holy fuck does she absolutely shit out speed stats with that +2 speed bonus. That's not mentioning>mood up>energy increases>+8 energy>lvl 3 hints>40 bonus speed for 20 energy>Lone Wolf
>>558050283>not leaving early to travel to a different city to be alone >not having a bunker
So when can I run the soulless JP meme team of Smaru Xoguri and VBourbon?
>>558050097Its fair because they'll get absolute jack shit for the next 3-4 years
>>558050480In MANT and you pray people do not create Aoharu Suzuka blockers.
>>558048791i might be retarded but why would you need groundwork for a front runner thats trying to rabbit?
>>558049409we're still not even top 3
Lord Kanaloa when?
>>558050473I got on the train at 5am to try and get away which worked but my trainee broke into my fucking house when I was gone and raped me as soon as I got back.
>>558050480Aquarius. Bourbon just needs 10 dirt sparks and one lucky inspiration, SMaru needs 7 dirts, and XOguri only needs 1. Easy peasy
>>558050567Endkeks...
>>558050558You ideally want to be as close as to the oonige so it helps but its not required. As long as you hug any front right ahead of you rabbit spikes off. Most common rabbit is Daiwa and she really, really wants to be second midrace.
>>558050305Dober's ult is bad, pick something else. Pump, Pulse, Emperor's.
>>558050278My point is that Fronts are good for this CM, in /uma/ test lobbies and in public test lobbies lots of people have been running Fronts and when people run Fronts they usually run at least 2.The actual CM will probably have less Fronts than test lobbies since that's what usually happens but they will still be popular.Now how is your El that doesn't even have Groundwork, supposed to get in 2nd place when there's a Maru and a Falcon in your lobby + your own Suzuka?
Orange wife
>>558050567>schizos that were shitting the thread went to shit other threadsgood
>>558050757
>>558050567>not even top 3This is umamusume, you only need top 5 to place.
Is Suzuka mandatory for fronts in Aquarius?
>>558050567I'm afraid to learn of how mentally ill the posters are in the Top 3.
Is 4chud dying or is it just me, stuff seems to be loading slowly
UMA MA MA MA MA
>>558050954The World is Ending.
>>558050928you can't imagine what goes on in /xivg/
Ok but I really really really love Stego.
>>558050954>Is 4chud dyingyou're well over a decade late bwo
>>558050776NSM, hugs, strong statline? As i stated, what accels will other fronts have?
https://youtu.be/FHJS1p8UDXI
>>558050791She just gave me 49 stats across the board, she was cash. Might give me another 7 later.
>>558050928look at how the thread was a couple of hours ago, they're like this but 3 times worse almost 24/7
When do Late Surgers start being good? I want to just use my wife... Also, when is she getting her Unique buffed...
You don't understand. She has THREE dirt sparks. SIX mile sparks. Rest is front because It's a front mutant pasa with B in front now. But I will NEVER see this again. How the fuck do I not fuck this up? Why couldn't this be the 2nd inspiration? I was trying out shit with this deck, not sure if it's even viable. Can I even live with front B?
>>558048649You load up on midrace, forfeit A&S/plancha (on Suzuka) to do something like this
>>558051037Best tomboy
>>558051048Angling and Plancha and a way bigger lead instead of being running with the Pace Chasers
>>558050567>XIVisnt that game entirely sustained by horny futanari ERP and findom accounts? why are so many people posting there?
rice shower sex
HOEEHHHHHHhttps://youtu.be/RLlA18piUVo
>>558051197>isnt that game entirely sustained by horny futanari ERP and findom accounts?> why are so many people posting there?You just answered your question...?
Why do I keep on thinking about rice shower being put in the most degenerate situations?
>>558051197ERPing with their OCs
>>558050757I have a feeling Dober's is better than pump, I'm going like this and only waiting for TP to fill. All cool uniques are there. Up to the 3 goddesses to tell me what to pick.
>>558044752Run all 3 triple front
>>558051289yeah but wouldnt you just cum and then leave the thread or whatever
>>558051191>anglingNyo>pasaDelayed>if you do not have groundworks,youre stuck with pacersLelno. Worst case youre breeding down the neck of other fronts with NSM on top
>>558051197the community is actually pretty good. most xivg posters are friendly and the general culture is very strong.
>>558038291why does she have epstein temple phone and ear condoms
>>558051197/xivg/ is just /soc/ in disguise on /vg/
>>558051308>I have a feeling Dober's is better than pumplollmao
How often are you really in bracket 7 anyway?
>>558038328It is the Eishin Flash propaganda I have been slowly inserting into people's brains like a sleeper agent.
>>558051289I really want to fuck Turbo in the ass
>>5580515951 in 9 times.
>>558051431btw, join AlmondLove we will start recruiting soon
>>558051431They don't answer a lot of questions though, especially for crafting unless specific autists are on.
>>558051369Don't know about those guys but an edge sesh for me can last the whole week
>>558050305>>558051308Dober's will trigger too early if you're in 5-6th, while Pump won't trigger until late race starts.So you'd need to hit 6th late. Pump should be better, but lobbies might be so front/pace heavy that Dober's could work. Haven't tested it
>>558051419What do you mean nyo? It works fine.Open a lobby when you build your 3rd uma and watch your Pasa get fucked if you want, idc.
>>558051113She got penetrated and rolled groundwork (inherit missed). I'm going to fuck this up so hard and remember it for years.
>>558051694Not joining your woke club
holy SHIT jordan ssr is such a lifesaver, now i don't have to use eishit as a 3rd speed card
what does "most popular" mean? is it the same as being the favourite? trying to get an epithet
>>558051542wait a second you mean i can meet girls there?
==Divination results:==Run result: 3.79 miles in 38:59On a non-arbitrary 4 days, they provided the following number: xxxxxxx4 (obfuscated for privacy)Today's high affinity numbers are to be determined as 4, 5, 7, 9, of which strictly more than half and 3 must match in order for this anon to survive.Due to odd number of high affinity numbers, half a roll will be considered in the divination from the blue vessel.==Eliminating the lower affinity numbers allows our target anon a total of 8 chances.1st roll: 3(4) 2(2) 82nd roll: 2(7) 5(5) 93rd roll: 2(9) 8(6) 74th roll: 7(1) 7(8) 55th roll: 7(4) 5(3) 2Anon has passed the divination check on the 5th chance, but the inevitable may come to pass at the end of the month.
I'm gonnaI'm just gonnaskip finemo sorry! hahahhahahahahahahaahahahahahaha
>>558051794>It works fineIt has a very small window and runaway will steal it away from you. But sure,il test it down the line.
>>558051694is that the alter club? i might join>>558051714if it's something you can find out easily by googling, yeah. but i've seen people just straight up giving away crafted items and have had people join my groups when doing msq dungeons. maybe it was more active a year or so ago then it is today though
>>558049993anons are too used to the 6 threads a day we had at launch so anything less than that feels like death
>>558051897I don't actually know but yes
>>558051967>another scary 7 post by Fuku anon
>>558051959yeah buddy go for it
>>558052052this. i know, moving at normal speed feels like standing still for us...
>>558051137How is she so fast with NSM alone?
>>558051761I'm already double front but will test it. I'm going under the assumption fronts and paces will be more popular.
the thread occasionally gets slow because I occasionally get banned for 3 days sorry I'll try to be better
>>558051967>7>bizarre divination postwhat the fuck is going on here
Autis/uma/ will have slots next month.
>>558052231Late and Pace Oguri will be quite common. Late Uraras for the poorest of the poor.
>>558052013Suzuka isn't as overpowered as she was in the previous Medium CM. I've been testing against practice Suzukas and I can beat them for Angling around 75% of the time.
>>558052218The video is fast forwarded?perfect NSM proc + maybe she had dist S and some green passive though you can see the others try to catch up, would've been over if either of the xoguris activated their uniques
should I start preparing for pisces now
Guts groundwork Bakushin is dog shit.Whoever hyped it up, fuck you.
>>558052445Nah
Any good parents recommendations for Pasa, Digitan or Falco?
>>558052447I didn't hype it up, wanna fuck anyway?
Damn, front Pasa firing her ult + angling really fucks
>>558052447Reminder
>>558052424yeah honestly my takeaway from that clip isnt "rabbit good" its holy moly she had a perfect race and still almost got mogged by xoguri
>>558052470HOLY MILK
>>558052470>>558052776No fat women
>>558052776vanilla and chocolate
>>558051106>muh wife has no good unique so i'm not using herfake fan
>oshi gamer can't wait to use his waifu he pulled months ago in CM for the first time
>>558052880every uma should have been a lolieven maya looks a little too old
>>558052961>e-celeb
Every uma should have been a hagEven Maru looks a little too young
>>558051037
After the argument about 1,500,000 yesterday I went to the umalator to see what it'd do. Turns out it does nothing on this track. After all the trials it always said 0L. I thought I had skills figured out by now but apparently I'm still too dumb for this.
>>558051967
>>558052967still waiting for the umamsume: u149 derby anime
>cm end haru>spurt from sweep ssr>mile s>ALL my fucking cards literally just disappear from trainingit's all so tiresome
>>558053040No
>>558053049>>558051037I'm just thinking that the shirt you're wearing looks a lot like one I lost
>>558053076Velocity during acceleration portion of the track is bad
>>558047938Grass Wonder raped me..
>558053080▶>File: hf47ecaw0gjg1.jpg (67 KB, 480x640)>>>558051967>>558053080sexy matikane *grabs a titty*
>>558053153What, no it isn't, if that were true uniques that give accel+velocity would be shit not meta like Christmas Oguri unique
dubs and i'll goon to fuku
>>558050101be a front out of range. Moron forgot double circle late savvy so he ain't hitting me
I have six uma whose career I haven't read yet.
>>558052470>PasaMummy>DigitanPump>FalcoA&S + Plancha
>>558053270pregori cap is different to oguri
>>558047938>umapyoi underwearit's over...
>>558053076>I thought I had skills figured out by now but apparently I'm still too dumb for this.Anon, it's the most basic rule of skills in this game.Accel skills don't do anything when you're at target speed and velocity skills don't do anything when you're not at target speed.
>>558053320bwo your last chance before mant?
>>5580532737 and you grab your penis and rip it off clean
>>5580533817 and you do it
>>558053369I can only do one or two new uma careers a week...
>>558053320I havent done reddit tachyon to this day
>>558053381>>5580534427 and you help each other fap
7 and everyone making dub posts gets banned
>>558053484For me, it's El Condor Pasa.
7 and you don't fap for 7 days or you become infertile
>>558053381>>558053442>>558053493It's gonna work if you reply to each other 4 more times, believe in the plan
>>558053270Velocity increases make your maximum speed bigger. What does making your maximum speed bigger when you’re not at your maximum speed do?
Shiraoki-sama is real.
7 and you fap 7 times a day for 7 days or you have an eternal boner
>>558052854No Stopping Me procs and you're straight out of luck.
Danchou just kick the flatliner instead of making weird posts
no more sevens left in this thread
six seveeeen>>558053667
>>558052854LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY SPEED CARDS I HAVE 400 SPEED BY CLASSIC YEAR SUMMER EVERY SINGLE FUCKING RUN
helios would get it
>>558053819>OUR HEROES>...and bird
>>558053940i don't see any umagram thots there though
>Spend all day complaining about chocobobo>She takes my Sginity.Mediocre stat line up tho, SS speed, 770 stam with only tripple 7s and her op caca for recovery. A power A wit. But I'm pretty convinced now that the majority of my A+s would be S rank if not for the low fan count and ult level. I only ran 18 races on dead turns but that's still 6 more than usual.
>>558052776I need choco uma wife
>>558052231Test rooms have been very front and pace heavy so far, so yeah
suzuka
7 and i have sex with my favorite uma
My German patissier evolved into a Shitalian. What do?
7 and daisca gives me paizuri
>>558054120Flash would neverShe's too refined to turn Italian
>>558054038my wife and the mother of my children
7 and your Uma becomes a loli
>>558038164I've always thought it was annoying how they did Rice so dirty as to make her literal grandfather be almost the least inspiring umamusume to her. I wonder what was the reason for this?
>>558053204this is why sadako needs to file restraining orders against the people she's trying to kill
vodka biggest fan title gotjust in time for SURGE
7 and everyone itt will have a lowroll run today
>>558053603dont velocity skills during accel get you to your top speed faster?
>>558053076Velocity during acceleration does nothing. Velocity just before acceleration with enough time to hit that higher speed is extremely powerful. Learn the difference.
ENOUGH WITH THE SEVENS!
next thread will be 7
>>558054057It's mostly been Front and Late for me. There aren't really a lot of Pacers that can win, it's just Taiki and Oguri and Oguri is better as a Late I think
>>558054317You didn't need to, I was lowrolling all dayHow low can I go
>>558054317
>>558054264whoops, forgot to include the affinity list.
>>558054317Nothing has changed.
>>558053349Alright I see. The problem is I group all speed skills together as "speed". In reality there's 2 categories - target and current - and they do very different things. Gotta rewire myself to think of it like that so this mistake stops being made.
>>558054404eaaaaaaaars while she makes that face and hands
>>558054404i said A lowroll run, if you already had one you wont' have more
>>558054317>7 and nothing at all will changeWow, how horrifying.
spamming 7's means nothing unless you get triple 7s you retards.
>>558054537
>>558054489>taking one for the teamI'M READY SHIRAOKI
Why does my stomach hurt like hell? I barely ate anything in a day
>>558054537Don't say that...
>>558054339No, that’s what accel skills do
>>558054264they treat grandfather/grandson relationships as incidental like mcqueen/golshi. father/son relationships are the main source of "i look up to this uma a lot" such as rudolf/teio and chiyono/maru
>>558054679sometimes my stomach hurts randomly too I think it's because I punch and hammer myself in the gut while masturbating sometimes
>>558054497oh>>558054537OH>>558054598RUINED
>>558054679actual retard
>>558054537This is only a vessel, he's speaks the truth but doesn't have what he preaches
I played this event a lot and I don't even know why. Usually by the last two or so days I need to rush out 200k-300k points. I'm already at 700k. I think I've been trying to make aces instead of running sped week ad infinitum until 3*stam...My last bobo also got me a 3* speed, so that's nice.
>>558054776>76siv sexen
what date does aquarius cup start please reply
I had sex with Oguri
>>558054916in 3 hours
>>558054895sex with falco :) anal gape :)
>>558054916TodayYou have your aces ready, right?
>>558053076There was a big discussion about this yesterday actually that I found helpful.Your maximum speed is actually capped for most of the race. Mid-race velocity skills are good because they push you past the artificial cap for a little bit. However once the final spurt starts you jump to your actual "true" speed cap and start accelerating towards that. If you have 1200 speed it actually takes a while to accelerate all the way to that cap. This is why people get autistic about "carryover" because it means you don't need to accelerate as much as you would otherwise.Skills don't actually increase your velocity, they increase your "target velocity." So if your maximum speed would be 100 it goes to 110 or something. You still need to accelerate to 110 however. Because the uphill on this track happens during the final spurt, you're already accelerating to 100. Pushing the cap to 110 doesn't do anything unless you're already at 100, which you definitely aren't. It COULD help if you had a shitload of accel and to be honest I'm not sure how all that works, but my feeling is that most of the time our umas aren't even running at their speed cap in the final spurt.
>>558054921imagine all the ojiisans that went through that gyaru umanko
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when are they implementing a kick from room option or a "enter with only 3 umas" restriction?
>>558052603god damnit i didnt want to goon today...
>>558055173You can just use it on your days off.
>>558055304nyever retard*joins ur room with 1 uma*
>>558053076>>558054352Good video I think puts it simply and visuallyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vr7ml7Ixo5s
You guys are gay.Back in my day we rolled for 5s not 7s.Now check this 5.
>>558055478LOL!
>>558053819Ugly Umas
>>558055478And this is what separates tourists from people who play the game. There may be a reason why people roll for 7, a reason for people to roll at all.
>>558055173ngl ong that shit fr bs sussin
0 is an even prime number
>>558055478Fuku is stronger than you, Yugi.
>>558055478
>>5580556380 women will you touch
/v/ma your thread calls...Two of em, even
>>558055638A pleasant night in with my beautiful wife Tachyon.
0 and I get a "woman to touch" (a gal to squeeze) if not 0 then, hey, what goes on here!? im trying to get myself a gal to squeeze!
hello ?
>>5580556380 isn't divisible by 1 or itselflay off the science juice.
>>558054339No target speed skills just up your max speed.There are, or will be, skills that boost your current speed that should do that though
>>558055416honestly, why do i have to know any of this if i have no control over what goes on in a race?not to mention jp has already figured out which skills are good and which are shit so we can just copy their homework
Le 7
>>558055638 not divisible by itself so I assume that fails the first tests
>>558055792Doto
>>558055907I think you meant 7blazer
prime != !>=1 & (x/1 & x/x) >>558055792
>>558055751is /v/ma in the room with us right now?
>>558054921Why are you telling us about your wet dreams, Norn?
>>558055907
>>55805496318 naked umas at uma ranch
>>558055985You're blind and deaf
>>558056009my bro when i do a prostate exam on him using my tongue and lubricant is my saliva
0 is divisible by itself because 0 / 1 = 0; 0 / 0 = 0, x / 1 = x, which holds true >>558056009sexo cute
>>558056027OK what's going on here I'm scared
>>558055985>>558055751what about /vmg/ uma? how is lil bro doin?
>>558038496Horses can be milked. Just ask the mongolians
>>558055638Zero is not a prime number despite generating a prime ideal of the integers. Why? Only by convention AKA tyranny. As the prophet Dedekind said "Was sind und was sollen die Zahlen?" Zero wishes to be prime, it will be prime.
>>558056182smartest mob uma poster
>>558055851Because good skill might only be good skill in context, or bad skill might be good skill in contextIt’s like saying card games are all luck, and you can just copy the top players decks and play them to instantly win anyway, so you don’t have to study the game
>>558038496>>558056219kUMAs...
(x / 1 = x) ... therefore ...0 / 0 = 0 ... 0 = divisible by itself >>558056182
Thoughts?
>>558056470who
>>558056257prime ideals are a generalization of prime numbers. doesn't retroactively change the definition of prime numbers which is tied to the fundamental theorem of arithmetic
>>558056470Not sexy
>>558055851Skills that are good will change depending on the scenario and racecourseUnless you want to copy Cancer cup's build and test your theory. Both Aquarius and cancer are 1600 mile tokyo races, so it should be the same except for dirt aptitude, right?
>>558056470Hatred because she's one of many ooniggers I've become interested in and have to roll front cards for.
0/1 is how the universe was created0/0 is how the universe ends
>>558056509umapyoi
>>558056713entropy...
>>558056562every tyrant has its sycophants
https://youtu.be/IHcy0-Cosxo
>>558056713c=8 is how you are right now
6 7 6 7
Wait a minute, this is just schizo meekposter babble.
>>5580564200 / 0 can't be determined because 0 is a representation of nothing or abscenceYou can't divide nothingness, but you can turn something else into nothing
nah I only posted about 0 3 times including the first message before going full OHAYOO
>>558056470>American>Sizable rack>Helios's roommate>SeX hAiRYup, that's a pull
>>558057024>he just noticedngmi
>>558056554Tap Dance City.
>>558056836well duh i don't live with 8=====D every second of every day. You want me to die of heart failure?
If I wanted to bring VBourbon into Aquarius do I need another FR alongside her?Can Suzuka work as her partner?
not all cranks are schizos
>>558057292too fat
>luckshit my first S with tolerable skills and stats on LITERAL FIRST ace run even after failing strenght chakra>barely hitting 13k with the same deck for TWO DAYS afterdo i just use her
>>558057292any front works because you just need someone else to push the pace with hercould also just gamble on someone else bringing a front if you dont want to mutate suzu to dirt
>>558057414Can she work as an onige in this case in order to help my Bourbon and kill other front runners?
this game is so stupid i needed ONE speed training to hit capand she isn’t even a+ how the fuck??
I had forgotten how miserable is to train late surgers this is so fucking gay.
>>558057452>tachyon>nigger memeThe stereotypes make themselves
>>558057491if you run oonige suzuka then you should give your bobo overtake skills like nsm to take advantage of passing another runner/compensate for no angling. Should do well at killing other fronts too that arent equipped for it
>>558057549You're supposed to spend a week or two gambling for your own Ryan parent. Then trying a Late Ace feels like heaven.
>>558057497It's probably the skills. I think the A power brings it down too.
>>558057649don't lie you've used ltg memes before
>>558057497I want you to think back to how many times you chose an event option that gave you a stat other than speed.I've been trying to be more conscious of this lately myself. If i've got 5 events i could pick speed but I keep picking some other auxiliary stat thinking I want more power or more wit, but what good is having 20 more wit if i didn't cap speed? I can always click on wits in the last few turns if i manage to cap speed early.It's tough identifying a habit and changing it.
>>558057772>playing RyanI would never, I remember making a Ryan parent for my cafe and it was so awful I switched to Brian and if I need pump I borrow, you have to hate yourself if you willingly go through that pain
>>558057802what deck and parents are you using
>>558057874I do hate myself and want to fucking kill myself but I don't think it's relevant to the discussion how I deserve to be fucking killed
sorry
>I do hate myself and want to fucking kill myself but I don't think it's relevant to the discussion how I deserve to be fucking killedcouldnt be me! lolol
This is the fault of an A+ club
gaslighting myself to think that putting my fingers on either side of the nose bridge, pushing, and breathing in as being cradling while I play umamusume (1 of 5)
66450787Aquarius room
>>55805788512 power 3 stam. Pinks are bad because I forgot Ulala had dirt A already and I don't have many end closer sparks. You need a few stam sparks to hit 600 easily.
>Friday>597k retentionIf it doesn't break 600k this weekend, it certainly will by next week, jeez.
>>558058494No. It's just the way this general has been for the past month or soI think I'm leaving soon, with MANT just being an excuse
im doing 1-1 on 1-1 for shoe requests and clubmates are copying the shoes I request. I have got some good club mates to keep
loner suicide general
>>558057865>auxilary stats from eventsI do the same thing and my reasoning is "well if I don't cap speed I need to try again anyway". I also often end up overcapping speed and using it to train power but then wit feels bad so I always pick "not speed" from events. It's rarer for me to be 20-30 away from top speed than needing more of the other stats.One thing I'm not sure of is the -5 energy +5 last trained stat thing. I always pick energy but I've seen some veery experienced players always pick stat boost. Dunno what to think there.
>>558058494Mambros... is it out fault...?
did a normal non sped up career with bobo it took me 3 hours
>>558058962did you masturbate a lot during it or what
>>558058729Oh and Sex Tosho wasn't necessary because I lucked spurt on inspo. I'd probably borrow FM and use another MLB SR Speed card if I had better spurt parents.
>>558058962New careers done with no speed-up take about 3 hours for me too.
>>558059029nta no it just takes a while if you read
>>5580588974 of those events is either +20 stats or an extra turn of training. The bottom option is the better option unless you know you’re going to rest next turn.
>>558059029it's long bwo
you should pick stat boost to boost relationship with the petite and eccentric director and get more skill points
>>558059151based URAbwo
>>558058721resultShart Falcon is disgustingly OP
>>558058748What was the peak retention before Unity?Fell like it didn't move as much as I expected over the course of Unity
>>558059097>>558059145she's not even teio levels blabbermouth
>LB2 NY Fukukitaru>LB2 Fine Motion>LB1 Super CreepI have 2 rainbow stones and the half anniversary support ticket. Who should I MLB first?
can I train falco as paceI dont do fronts
Palmer my beloved
>>558055652trainer rape is so hot
>>558054921No one...
>>558059412Nouse her as a front or take someone else
>>558059383NTR
>>558056191
>>558059528I don't have enough dirters....
>>558059383SC has good race bonus and it last longer than fucker
>>558059536I'm skipping NTR unless I get 2 copies with the free rolls.
>>558059263I forgot my El was a late surger and entered her as an end closer
what did the artist mean by this?
>>558058962Took me 6 but I watched races and spent a part of it cooking and cleaning up
>>558059602If you have anyone with a C or higher in Dirt then you can turn them into a dirter pretty easily by borrowing some Dirt sparksIf you have absolutely no one then just sandbag the CM
>>558059760dunno he asked not to translate
>>558059602Your Pasa?Your Urara?
>>558059814>cooking and cleaning upare you a girl or at least a bottom pls be in mambo
>>558059638gemmy
>my trainee crashed and burned un her careerUmafans it is then...
Parents annoy me. I want a ryan parent. I have Oguri and rudolph to use as grandparents, great uniques for almost any distance late surger to have. But I like Rudolph, and I'd want to use my hypothetical cracked parent ryan for raising rudolph, which means not having rudolph unique sparkable by any of my other late surgers, so I'd need another parent just for rudolphRepeat for every running style and distance.It never ends.
>>558059910here you go buddy, it's legal to TL now
this is a cat
>>558060318that's a boy
>>558060081Just borrow the second grandparent. A cracked maru for instance.
>>558059760why the fuck are artists like this actually
>>558057658I actually like that answer more than using Seiun, gives me more parent flexibility
>>558060418Japan has weird fucking rules. Like Jump most likely knows about TCB scans for One Piece and that site almost never goes down, but God help you if you upload raws of the chapter
>>558059562They fucked didn't they?
>>558060021I'm an adult male who realized that the longer I wait before cleaning shit up, the longer it will take.
Nice game and all but who's Manhattan and why does he like Coffee so much?
>>558060575No the one makes sense. Most japs can't read English so scanalations aren't a threat to their bottom line so it isn't cutting into their readership
>>558057772Also a month training a dirt ryanAnd a month training a sprint ryan
I've been wanting to impulse roll for the past week and it's taking everything in me to have self control. The 23rd cannot come soon enough.
>>558060841sex with heliossome say it's statutoryI say it's mandatory
>>558060793Impulse rolling is gay
>>558060841
>>558059329I couldn't give you exact numbers offhand since I didn't have human rights deciding to stick with a 0LB Kitasan at the time, and I was a Class 5 and Class 6 swappers, but I do remember struggling to even hit 570k before Unity properly came in.
>>558060946post more desu
>>558060793holding on for Mejrio Bright?
>>558060903Impulse rolling is how I got Ofevre off banner.I hate it but it has worked for me before.
>>558060793take the dailypill
>>558060597No.
>>558060841>this artist keeps giving Helios bigger breastsI love it
>>558060987You mean Ardan?
>>558060174probably thinking about semen on her lips idk
wei
>>558060987lmao nobody is pulling for mejiro noa
aaaaa noo I cant jerk off I still have 4 runs more
>>558061110Ardan drops the 25th, though.........https://uma.moe/timeline
>>558061161i can help with that ;)
>>558061223Yes but that's not Mejiro Bright. Who's also not on the current banner either.
>>558061275need this
>>558059760>Lip balm (milk candy scented)>"smells sweet">...>*lick*Fuck the rules
>>558061275Go away Curren
>>558061320Hidoi...
>>558060987I'm on JP so no.It's likely Ai and I'll probably do a few pulls for her in hopes she drops alongside the free rolls that'll likely come.
ouuhhh Curren ohh yeaahhh mm
>>558061457Hey if it walks like a slut and talks like a slut...
>>558061295I know, Mejiro Bright drops March 23, which is why I thought you were talking about her, since you said you were waiting until the 23rd
>>558061502>>558061542Curren sucked Helios' futadick?
misery
>>558061542lick
how hard is it to win a CM with new years haru
>>558061542helios cucked to death
Stop pretending to play JP or fuck off to umajp
>>558061597*rapes you*
>>558061502many are saying this
>>558061652It's never been done before.
>>558061657She is not Simon
>>558061692At the same time might I add
>>558061542go back to the chair Helios
>>558061471Be strong Dacchi... anni is so close... just a little longer...
>>558061680
>>558061752i will draw a basedjack of her
>>558061773Cute fattie
>>558061664Discipline starts with the self.
>>558061884And then a south american will think it's the funniest thing in the world and spam it till the end of time
I HATE RICE
how to win long (kinen) with F long aff
>>558061967You say it like it's not what north americans do already
>>5580587294 speed cards? damn, no wonder you hit it so easily you greedy fucking jew
>>558060174The text changed! Are you trying to make me mistranslate?!
>>558062130No I dont
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>>558062202https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZaD1EojWSA
>>558061938ugly hair
>>558062202Why is this horse so angry?
>>558062353sexy horse
pace condor or late fantasy condor for the dirt CM?
>suddenly flooded with carats>right as chiyono o banner endsFUCK OOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>558062509Condor pissing on my face later
why is nishino flower bullying me?
>>558062595>reee my gibs
>>558062698>>558062698>>558062698
>>558062635nishino deflowered
>>558060418Greedy SEA translation farms rip hundreds of comics, put them through DeepL, and then reupload with no credits or indication that they didn’t make it. This kills the momentum of the original, as there are now two copies of the same thing out there, and algorithms don’t care who did it first. Only who brings in the biggest audience.
>>558062854>sea monkey stealing my job with translation>what do>use the same process but do it myself in order to steal their thunder and grab more attention to myself?>nah i'll just slap huge DO NOT TRANSLATE all over the place ruining the piece. that'll show 'em
>>558047853it's after l'arc so mant + 3 scenarios later
>>558063063It's funny because there's an artist that does just this
>>558063063That also kills your momentum. Spamming copies of your own work in different languages is dumb.
>>558063254That'll happen anyway, but at least you're the direct source, which should be enough to ensure proper exposure Better than making your art slop by pasting useless watermarks all over
>>558054120she's american
>>558052776Here you go, more milk for you.
>>558062089>User was banned for this postbahahhahahahahahahaha
ooooy vey
