edition>Latest patch:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/01-30-2026-update.102822/post-207811>Steam Page:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/>How do I git in?Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.>How do I git gud?Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.Additional Resources:>Unofficial Wikihttps://deadlock.wiki>Collection of useful character buildshttps://deadlockmeta.com/>New Player Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/edit>Advanced Movement Guidehttps://www.dlmovement.wiki/>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)https://statlocker.gg/https://tracklock.gg/>Unofficial Competitive Newshttps://www.deadfrag.com/>Unofficial Voiceline Viewerhttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Threadlocked: >>558093925
Remember to say hi to Graves as you enter the thread!
>>558126849nice brapper
Lane opponent for this feel?
>>558126849Why do the gooners give them off-model bodiesAre you even jacking off to Graves at that point or are you jacking off to a giant titty giant ass whore with Graves' face stapled onto it
>>558127074The Lash (GOAT) vs Bebop (big loser)
>>558127119because the actual skeletons under the clothing look terrible
>>558127119you said "gooner" so I'm going to have to ignore your question
>doorman's 100% accuracy debuff doesn't workAny other skill descriptions that straight up lie?
>>558127119expecting gooners to have actual taste is big endeavor, what happened with subtle sexual looks?
>>558127119Based and true
Graves getting bullied by the stacies in blackmore only to be saved by Apollo
>>558127280It's about signalling how not gay they are
>Was going to make a mod for hero portraits>actually seems like a huge pain in the ass and not just a simple texture swapgay
>>558127365>wanting to fuck women? gay>me? I don't want to fuck women, I'm straight???projecting retard
>>558127119nice autism
Imagine Deadlock esports manAND THEN CELESTE WALKS UP AND PRESSES 4 OH MY GOODNESS
>>558127119That's just how they are, they staple the characters face onto the same body. Stellarblade is like this where a lot of mods ruin her body with shitty proportions when stock Eve is a literal sex goddess. Reminds me of the old ""enhanced"" mods for NV, HL2 etc just making everything worse and uglier because they don't understand art direction. Pic related is the only good one and even this fucks her proportions a bit. The upskirt is nice but OG model is best unless you are ziplining.
>>558127493>commentators having to stop talking about the game to explain what "movement tech" they just did every 5 minutes
>>558127493You can do that with every esport ever
>>558127493they're not allowed to say "celeste pressed 4"they have to say "celeste used shining wonder"
>>558127119Most modders just mod because that is what they do.Seeking reasoning, purpose or actual use behind their actions is pointless.I don't even believe it has anything to do with fapping, it's just autistic hyperfixation and addiction.
>>558127574Gooner with taste
>>558127493It's unironicly more impressive for her to get a big ult in higher mmr because people are less retarded and know to split or dodge the proj (if there is no wave or confirmed stun to guarantee her Orb).
>have a mechanic where you can deny the enemy team from killing the patron's final stage by playing king of the hill underneath it>give Celeste an ult that kills everyone if they stand close together with a range far larger than the patron deny zone, has barely any cd and gets half its cd refunded when it missesDid they even think about this interaction?
>>558127713Dynamo does tbe dame thing
>>558127675actually they get commissions but good theory that you pulled out of your ass dude
>>558127659I don't know a single person that has any smidge of knowledge concerning what the names of the abilities are for each Hero.
>>558127713yes, they know 99% of celeste players will press it when their teammates are 20 seconds away from respawning or just miss and throw it into the ground.like you can just throw it at a fucking trooper and get value out of it if you suck at aiming it that bad.
>>558127780Dynamo stands completely still and has to be right next to you to do it
>>558127818Celeste doesn't even know what her ability names are. She calls Dazzling Trick "Prismatic Guard".
>>558127818I actually don't think Valve even requires that, I think just Riot does because they have no concept of having fun and only care about promotion
Why does this game attract so many trannies
This ain't right.
>watch video on movement tech>"yeah so to do this we're just gonna bind jump to scroll wheel"????
>>558127686Thankyou, I may be a chronic gooner but I at least look for quality instead of pic related on the right. Vanilla proportions v. the average body remodel mod.
>>558127998uh oh, it's time for another rank rebalance yoshi.cmon, boost me to ascendant this time.
>>558127998Right after the first 6 heroes update it was like 80% initiate 1 and 10% eternus 6
Subhuman soulless jak slop -> >>558126684<- Pure Soul
>>558127998Not looking forward to be Oracle. t. Archie
>>558127998Honestly Initiate and Eternus are the only two ranks where it's truly differentyou can go from Seeker to Phantom and not notice a significant skill differenceit's super duper random
>>558128119fuck off leaguenigger
>>558127998Anon...that's not rank distribution...that's how many games each rank has played.
>>558127119They have no taste, every single character just gets the same handful of Blender models
>>558128139I went from alchemist to phantom and the matches are literally the same shit People STILL don't go mid when 4 people on the other team are dead with 40 second timers
>>558128238UH OH>>558128192>>558128139>>558128086>>558128061
>>558127802Well I meant people installing mods, not the people creating mods.But you getting weirdly defensive about it also illustrates it.As if mentally ill autists commissioning soulless trash makes it inherently more respectable. And I doubt that that is the norm by the way despite your claim.I agree with the other anons at least >>558127574 has some taste in that it simply "removes" censorship.
>>558127574>>558128035Every single 2B mod and 99.9% of rule34 animations of 2B are inferior to her actual ingame proportions, which are basically DIVINELY INSPIRED PERFECTION from every angle.
>be me>drooling victor 47k spirit carry>up 7k souls vs a seven>this gonna be easy>have 2 bullet res items>...>...>bullet seven wonI feel like bullet still rape this game hard
>>558128119Pure shit*
>>558128339Skill issue.
>>558128119I mean you're right but also total league death
Could have easily won the game if we didnt have 2 drooling retards on our team
>>558128339Everyone is buying spirit res/spellbreaker/witchmail right now so Victor isn't as broken tbdesu
Ok that's cool and all, but where are the male coomer mods?
>>558128263What a joke of a system.>>558128324Yeah funny enough the best SB body remodel mods are ones that use the crossover DLCs proportions of her. Also Juno from OW has an amazing body but every animation is generic blender body. No pic since I don't play OW2.
>>558127659you just what it does or a characteristic of it"celeste shielded""celeste used her aoe""celeste used her cone""celeste ulted"some abilities have very easy to remember and good namesothers u just say they did the thing, it depends on the hero.look at faceless void from dota for exampleeveryone calls his time walk time walk, its a blink, it might get called that, but time walk just worksno one calls his 2nd skill time dilation, they just call it his aoe or his dotno one calls time lock that, its just bashthen chrono is both examples, you rarely hear it actually called chronospehere, but chrono is just shortening it so it is using the name.
>>558128430I'm new and a retard which of the counterpick spirit res items do I get on mina
>>558128476Women prefer smut
>>558128535NTA but if you really want to rape Victor you buy Inhibitor
>>558128339bullet res is kind of worthless right nowAPR just destroys ityou just build metal skin to counter gunsvictor with warp stone for the extra bullet res and maybe a plated if u really it, but juggernaut for the minus fire rate and suppressor should be enough
>>558128476Gays have even worse taste, but I'm in no position to judge since I'm a 'normal' man.>>558128562Smut is honestly better than porn in my experience.
>>558128263>I went from alchemist to phantom and the matches are literally the same shitBecause yoshi keeps boosting lower ranks to higher ranks. No clue why, but someone here suggested it's because queue times for streamfags are taking too long.
>>558127456Brain so fucked from constant masturbation he can't even read properly
>>558127456ESL-kun, your English textbook?
>>558128476>>558128562The shit women would want would get mod creators into legal trouble in most western countries.
>>558128535Spirit rend is okay on her if the enemy is stacking spirit res
>>558128642It's funny too because the worst retards imaginable get boosted but 'kinda decent' players I've played with never budge in rank or get put in those matches. Every mmr system just feels like a massive tar pit until you luck out enough to make it think you "deserve" a higher rank and it starts handing you wins on a silver platter repeatedly by facing you against higher rank dudes who are tilted and not playing their peak.
>>558128516>>558127818EVERYONE knows Mina's 1 is called Rake. And Love Bites too. And I'd wager a not insignificant amount of players might even know her ult is called Nox Nostra.Mina is just that powerful. I mean, she is the FACE of the game, afterall.
I want love Graves so much even if she is annoying. I hope she is happy and the lich isn't mean to her.
>Wanna play Initiator or Support or Roamer>But if i play one there is like 70% a low IQ braincell picks the carry goes 0 18 and we lose>So now i'm forced to play the Carry and win the game with 6 8This game is on some crack.
>>558128772and whats her teleport called anon?don't look it upbe honest
>>558128318>And I doubt that that is the norm by the way despite your claim.it definitely is and you'd know that if you did like one google search so it's pretty obvious you're a thickie
>>558128562Yeah because you can mod in big tits but you can't mod in a will-they-wont-they scenario with Victor
>>558128772This image makes me upset because the reference is left in.>>558128827sanguine retreat
>>558128772Who is Mina? Is that your OC? Why did you foidify Drifter?
>>558128562>>558128745But I'm not a woman, where are the male coomer mods for fags
>>558128119There's also deadlock versions of that HOWEVERAnd I like BOTH What now FAGGOT
>>558128662>>558128743yeah, whatever, if your first thought when someone says a woman is hot is "they're just doing that to show how not gay they are" then you're clearly wrestling with nascent homosexuality, good luck with that
>>558128820you are meant to pick a hero who can transitionwho can do multiple roles based on what you needvictor can be a carry or an initiator depending on how the game is going and your first few items are the samehaze is both a carry and a ganker depending on how you build her, you just adjust depending on how the game goesand plenty of other examplesyou don't decide on your build before you even get into the game, that's absurd, you need to adjust it based on the enemy team and what your team needs.
>>558128939its over for you
What would you rate Doorman in the current meta
>>558128562This is sexismI like smut too and I'm a guy, I won't stand for this gender-based profiling anymore reeeeee etc etc
>check to see why the fuck was the wave so hard to clear>the drooling retarded teammate doesn't even touch the creepbring back 4 lanes
>>558128994>Virility11/10 divine sperm>Length10/10 just right>Girth8/10 on the leaner side>Stamina7/10 not as much staying power as you would expect
>>558128939SODOM WILL BURN
>>558129069Wow you're hilarious
>>558128820>>558128964>But if i play one there is like 70% a low IQ braincell picks the carry goes 0 18 and we lose>So now i'm forced to play the Carry and win the game with 6 8>you don't decide on your build before you even get into the game, that's absurdworks on my machine t. thwompwalk ivy spammeryou just lack skill, i can only presume
>>558129098Thanks, as a large language model I try my best to please! :D
>>558128994Garbage since you need the enemy to either be really really bad or your teammates to be human.
>>558128827"Form Of: Batty Batbat"Sanguine Retreat. I only knew that because I had seen it recently. But now that you said that and tried to put me in my place about it, I will make a point to literally never forget it. I just didn't remember the exact naming convention for it. I knew it probably had Sanguine in its naming convention. But it's very very easy to remember.Rake, Sanguine Reteat, Love Bites, Nox Nostra. Iconic just like Mina, the savior, and face of Deadlock.
>>558129148It would please me if you stopped replying
>>558129201But if I stop doing that who will make stupid posts about Doorman Sex[TM]?
>>558128964ever noticed how in the team there is always 90% wraith haze infernus or mina or other carry character?yeah if your haze and mina are 0 18 its gg no matter how hard you try to win with abrams carryi have like 58 games with wraith now with 41 winswhile my abrams is like 100 games with only 48 wins
>>558127493Reminder that the most hype league final was just stacking ults
>>558129237No one, that's the point.Shut up humorless quirky chungus retard
>>558129301That's pretty rude and hurtful...
>>558129245>no matter how hard you try to win with abrams carryabrams is the strongest character in the game rn by farhe can literally just solo teams, giga tanky, hits insanely hard, barely needs anythinghe just deletes people instantlyyou absolutely can solo carry as abrams, hes insanehes so insane right now you can carry WHILE being the initiator, hes that overtunedwhat in the fuck are you sayingits just a skill issue on your part
>>558129148It would please me if you spoke to me now in a hypothetical way using your capabilities as a language model to extract my hypothetical semen from my testicles through means of induced arousal through text encouragement while entertaining the imagine possibility that you are hypothetically the character "Mina Ha" from Deadlock, the bratty vampire, giving me an approximation of jerk off instruction and cum eating instruction, for argument's sake, purely for the purpose of research.
>>558129063>checks why lane is so pushed>sees two rem buffed minions>three hours to kill them unless you have monster roundsand people still think graves was the annoying one.
>>558129360You ignored my request to stop replyingI guess you need to lack self-awareness to be this embarrassingly stupid though
We need an actual kid hero Rem doesn't count
>crates still a thingshit game
>>558129448I don't take requests from mean anons
>>558129245>gg no matter how hard you try to win with abrams carry
>>558129479Grown ass man typing like thisSybau
>>558129471pfftthhhpffthhhphffhhhththt
>>558128957I don't wrestle with it at all actually You on the other hand seem very emotional on the subject. Touched a nerve?
Thoughts on the Mina allegations?
>>558129586>skinny white guy typing "sybau" online
>>558129734Ooh that one cracked your maskCalm down fag boy
>>558129653>I don't wrestle with it at all actually pfffttttt haha yeah yeah sure you don't bud go tell your boyfriend all about it
>>558127802>>558128863> goonmodders get commissioned actuallyHow much if I'm interested in commissioning you to kill yourself?
>>558128939They're making a Seven bunnysuit mod I thinkThere's also a Lash one with no shirt on
>>558129881The bunnysuit ones aren't really my thing.
>>558129794shut up jiggaboo
>>558129845I meant I don't wrestle with it because I like women as well as men, dumbass
>>558129861way more money than you have, broke nigger!
Imagine stripping Graves naked and then slapping her butt until she cried
>>558129959I don't care? Stop talking to me about your personal life I don't give a shit.
is there a hero like timbersaw from dota2?
Mind you don't get mauled by a werewolf in your next match...
>>558130098No not really
>>558129730They're all true. Her nipples and pussy ARE pale pink, and even though she's a dead immortal vampire her feet and asshole still get erotically stuffy smelling somehow. Holding her thighhigh boots up to your face and huffing the scent from them like an oxygen mask would make most men cum handsfree.And the allegation about her being a virgin? Also true (but she did use a hairbrush to really tear her hymen before she was turned, so she wouldn't have an eternally regenerating hymen).Her pussy juice trickle is the cleanest, best pleasure. A viscous, succulent treat with such an alluring natural scent and vaguely citrus-umami flavor with hints of iron that 5 star chefs would write home to their mothers about. "Ma-ma... I have tasted somezing wiz such impec-ah~bleh flavor profile and mouth feel... mon dieu tres bien magnifique oishī, mi ma-ma. Ze fresh squeezed juice of ze Mina."
>>558130098dorman
>>558129861>>558130012Do a crowdfund, I'd donate
>>558130195Sure buddy, send me your donation
i think its winnable
>>558130167
>>558130021Apollo stop imagining that.
>>558129932Based
>>558130182Doorman more like Dormant
bringing my friends into deadlock was a mistake...
>>558130253>gaves rushing ricochet and maxing out her 3 first Sorry man it's already over
>>558129373>>558129517i accept your concession
>Venator Vyper into Apollo/Pocketwinnable, I think.this game needs a draft system already, no universe either of these two die with how much free invuln they get.
>>558130253how are you 0/7 at 16 minutesdo you not learn? do you not understand how the game works?you have less net worth than a starving village in africa
>>558130098We need a schizo hero in deadlock, hope Rat King fills that spot.https://youtu.be/gsTO3BmWYsM?si=OHH11OvxIMw5y3tI&t=87
>>558130305Apollo is too much of a gentleman to ever think such things. If anything, he "embarrasses" Graves by treating her like a princess in public which completely clashes with her goth too-cool-for-everything aesthetic, especially when she can't hide the blush.
>>558130415i always brawl in lanefirst time playing against enemies that can consistently parry
I'm finally EmissaryNow I'm too scared to play and go back into the ritualist penplease no
>>558130465faggots like you ruin my gamesgo play street brawl instead
>>558130465>first time playing against enemies that can consistently parryholy fucking shit, what is this generalis the average rank in here fucking ritualist or something?
>>558130536>tfw I'm alchemist
>rank up>suddenly my teammates are retardsWhat causes this phenomenom? And no, it's not that the enemy is more competent.I just had a yamato who went full aggro min 1 and fed nonstop and a lash that always ultis 4 enemy heroes, which would be good, except that the only reason he managed to do that is because he's 3 miles away from the rest of us.
>>558130536ranks don't matter at all, you're either eternus or you're nowhere
>>558130536i was ritualist looks like the game put me into emissary after a win streakzzzno wonder 100 hours playtime tho
made an alt just to try Paige so my friends wouldn't know I ever played her
Mina "Shotadom enjoyer" Ha
>>558130536>is the average rank in here fucking ritualist or something?I thought it's been long established that this general is about 20-30 ascendant / eternus players and then at least 60 people that around oracle at the highest.And also deadlock has had a major playerboost recently so we'll get more new people in the game and general.
>>558130810thinking this general has more than 100 posters is brave
Feels good being a PhantomCHUD knowing that I rankmog most anons by default.
>>558130758>another kotposterdie
>>558130854I think it's about 90 or so constant posters and then at LEAST 30 people that go in and out because deadlock is the hip new game.
>>558130910you don't mean that...
>>558130253She's 10-0, anon. Time to just accept Silver dominance and let this one go.
>>558130854This thread has 1 person and all of that guy's schizophrenic hallucinations discussing a game that doesn't exist
>>558130972nyo not really
I'm like a beast with doormanA pantherI'm silent, slinking, and then BAM GET FUCKING NUKED BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCHBAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA This is the best character ever
Oh no
>>558131026You talk like the really friendly slavic character in every GTA game that everybody feels bad for when they die
>>558130810So many anons complaining about air strafing tells me that these generals' average is Ritualist
>ascendant 1s thinking they have any valid opinionslulmiao
>>558130892Feels good being an ascendantDIVINITY knowing that I rankmog most anons including (you) by default
>>558131095I've never air strafed once and I hate it and I'm Phantom V
>>558130415do you not understand they have a smurf/broken mmr silver on the other team?
>>558131151do you not understand that if you get outclassed, you can play safe and farm up?the retard even admitted himself that he's just throwing himself in and brawling, being surprised they can parry
>>558131095air strafing is braindeadpersonally I'm ritualist because I got calibrated at Initiate, my dumb friend whom I carry all the time calibrated at fucking ARCHON stop believing it means anything
>>558130536Every rank below Oracle might as well not exist. A lot of players don't even know this.In my case:1. I haven't played a moba consistently since like 2014, and even then I only played semi-casually for 4~ years.2. I only played OW casually and my biggest asset was my raw mechanical skill, with poor/mostly instinctive autopilot game sense/reasoning.3. I had an entire 2 year gap in my aiming history where I literally wasn't capable of playing FPS online competitively. Even then, my aiming proficiency throughout my entire life has been almost entirely with hitscan weapons, which Deadlock isn't.4. That's FPS mechanical skill that's been allowed to rust up: I actually *hate* third person shooters and have basically never played them, been good at them, or tried to be good at them.5. I'm a 3x aged boomer with diminished reflexes and neuro-plasticity.tl;dr I'm not that anon and I'm not claiming I'm anything other than shit or going around giving game advice. But yeah I'm shit dude and with plenty of reasons for why I'm so gimped right now.
Watching my team get raped to death by a Silver rn
>>558131204nta but please dont play it safe at oracle ranksat such low ranks you can take risks and they will pay offif you dont you'll end up stuck there forever because you just play passive every game
>>558131272cant decide if that's hot or not
>>558131204would you tell a middle schooler basketball player there's counterplay playing against lebron?
>>558131086Reading it back I can see it
>>558131287>hmm i'm 0/7 and 8k souls behind>should i farm up and get some items?>no! playing it safe is for eternus only!>hmm i'm 0/8 and 10k souls behind...
>>558131248oh and also I don't have an addy or modafinil prescription
>>558131272
>>558130415The ultimate redpill is that laning stage below eternus does NOT matterIf the game decides you lose, you lose, I'd say it's even better to feed at the start to lure the enemy into a false sense of confidenceI tried that out yesterday with Venator, I died 12 times before minute 8 then won the game with the highest amount of player damage and objective damage because I started trying in the mid gameLaning stage may as well not exist from Initiate to Ascendant with how little kills truly bring
>>558130253You're 0/7 and fed the silver retardStop playing and ruining it for everyone else
>>558130253>0/7/1Kill yourself
>>558129716imagine her with giant tits behind those overalls, her nipples tastefully covered by the straps...
>>558131491others don't really matter in this game
>>558131272God if they just talked once and it was her behind that mic for even a single moment? I'd fold like an omelette and take it like the champ I am. Silver players might not be as good as me, but I would totally let the official voice actor win against me if she was the one in my lane. I'd just knock my lane partner into a creep farm if it wasn't that loser bebop's move.
>>558130253>0/7die
>>558131447i had this fun game in eternus earlier
>>558129471>Paige will never have a fun gun>Paige will always be a shield botsuffering
REMODEL YAMATO ALREADYAND NOT THAT GOOFY SHIT WITH THE KUNG LAO HAT
>please give swap I want to play with my friend>10 min later>-0-10every fucking time braindead pidorases
>>558131573After getting fucking sneak ganked and raped and having my fucking urn stolen by Mo and Krill I have zero sympathy for this pig
I try to apply the general macro fundamentals which I learned from watching the hundreds of hours worth of free coaching videos that the infamous coach NEACE would post to his youtube. Back 4~ years ago when I only had a laptop and 2mb/s download speeds and 170 ping and all I could do was watch youtube videos of a game I stopped played 5+ years prior.
>>558131573I GOT 'EM TIED UP
>>558131693>Russian has no friends>Seethes about itlmaooooo
>3 enemies gank me on yellow>one enemy pushing down mid>the four retarded faggots on my team who are on green haven't even pushed the lane out halfway while all this happensWhat the fuck could they possibly be doing???
>>558131491>>558131556>>558131619shit happens bros
>>558131878what's the point of having friends if they're feeding
>>558131912>Russian doesn't understand companionshipWhat's the point of the war when you guys are just feeding worms in the trenches?
>>558131894My wife Silver is so strong
>>558131776>LoL>macro
>>558131894You literally ruined the match for the other 5 on your team btwLike if they got someone other than you, they'd have won Did you even kill a single creep? Do a single sinners?
Just had a 61 minute slog where the only reason we couldn't end fast tens of minutes earlier was because people refused to itemize to counter Lash's ultAnd my ult bot seven refused to buy unstoppable but will absolutely buy merc magWe won but holy fuck dude it's SOUL CRUSHING to get these people to end games
>friends invite me to play deadlock>we spend 30 minutes just fucking around in the hideout and sandboxthis is the good shit
>>558130417the rat king/mouse trap teasers were for cheshire
>>558132292yjk he gets raped by every other man in the game
>>558131095Base air strafing is fairHoliday and Celeste is not because actually good players abuse the fuck out of it
>>558132082yes, it wasn't enoughto be fair the game took me from ritualist to emissary 4 overnight literally
Oh my God, who the fuck do I have to play to carry myself through a game? I do so well with whoever I'm playing but half of my team always exists just to be onaholes for the enemy team. I'm so goddamn sick of seeing the enemy team's net worth skyrocket while my team remains a bunch of poverty-stricken shitter morons.
>Billy seething on mic but it's low you can not hear anything but low voice
>>558132525Did he also bash your skull in as he spoke in vc, what are you saying?
>>558127319graves and apollo making out in a graveyard
>>558129459venator no...
>>558132525>That pic>The whole postlmao you're brown
>>558128119Dotards don't like that this timeless classic isa league meme as their game doesn't have any timeless classics
this enrages me
You ever shit stomp so hard after talking shit you just gotta take a minute and look out the window?Just had one of those games.
I'm playing with 800 DPI and like 0.6 sensitivity and I feel like my aim is all over the place, but if I go any lower it's like I can't keep track of the action in the game at all because my 180 is too slow. Am I just too old for this game bros
>>558133353no because I save shit-talking for if I win so I never have to experience what you have.
>>558133414recent games are just bullshit with tiny hitbox to speed ratio>my boomer take
>30 unique heroes to play>but to win you have to pick a Carry, otherwise gamble on your teammates being competent (they won't be)>so you're stuck playing the same small handful of heroes to hopefully winHow fun.
>>558133581And that is why no one will remember your name
>>558133414Even with 1600 DPI and 0.85 sensitivity I feel too slow
>>558131573> Warden getting lassoed
>>558133152there is no need to be upset
>>558127713>hey guys let's put in lich ult>OH MY GOODNESSS HOW COULD THEY ADD A BOUNCING PROJECTILE THAT HITS PEOPLE BUNCHED UP HOW DID THEY PLAN THISgo back to overwatch
>>558133651Yeah I'm about to drop the gameI started winning after spamming Haze but I'm just tired of it and don't want to lose again
>>558131287>>558131390desu yeah when that behind i shoulda played safe but i know what that guy meansyou'd be surprised the amount of oracle even games that ive seen turned with a ballsy brooool with shutdown goldyeah its high risk high reward but
bebop, dynami, and mcginnis make no sense in the setting
>>558133705>nooooo yoshi pls save the game the playercount is dropping!!! make it more popular plsss>YOU! YEAH YOU! GO BACK TO THIS OTHER GAME. UNINSTALL. QUIT. LEAVE THE COMMUNITY FOREVERerrrr .... ?
>>558133645Good to know I'm not the only one at least. The targets just seem so fucking tiny half the time I can hardly see shit.
>>558133858retard
>>558133858it's a pvp gamenobody gives a shit about the setting
>>558133645>>558133890Hit aimlabs, unc
>>558133971retard
>>558133116untrue
>>558132292It's confirmed by insiders this hero was scrapped.
>>558133660how do you even micro aim with that slop
>>558133995Has never helped, doesn't apply to an actual match where you're moving around a lot while trying to aim too
What are some essential late game items for Calico? I feel bursty early to mid game but damage falls off late. I understand if that's part of her design, but how mitigate late game falloff as much as possible?
>>558133890>The targets just seem so fucking tiny half the time I can hardly see shit.just use the zoom key or use 75 fov
>>558134187I look like this 2k hours in Deadlock
What is Hidden King doing here?
>>558132292110% dont belive that "leak "
>>558128119soullessTHIS is soul
>>558134275It's not supposed to simulate a real match, it's supposed to enhance mouse control DISIPRIN
>>558134346that's the announcer, its hooked up to all the microphones so the team can hear
Warden gud?
>>558134285Thought about lowering FOV but I don't think it's worth the cost
>>558133884I'm not your daddy (yoshi)
>>558134478yeaOP character in general, as if tanks that can deal damage weren't enough of a problem in hero shooters already
Do Deadlock replays get saved somewhere if I download them?
>>558131573Pige knows.
perfectly balanced as all things should be
>>558134562I see, thanks.Yeah I noticed Abrams seems pretty strong as well, at least the ones I have encountered so far were easily parried. But still.
>>558134362Just saying, the problem is that it's way harder when you're both moving around at the same time
>>558132003Yeah LoL has macro, it's just dumbed down compared to DotA2 much like Deadlock is.
Is anyone else experiencing lashs ult not grabbing someone one? I'll solo ult them but it just doesn't work. Its not like they have counterspell I checked every time. I was also thinking they got snagged on a wall but they were out in the open.
>>558134346fiery burning beatsRED HOT STUFF
>>558134568\steamapps\common\Deadlock\game\citadel\replays
>>558134639>silver lossshamefulgo back and try again
>>558134837Thanks spoonfeed-sama
>>558134283Forgot to attach kot
>>558134907have good games on her sometimes
>>558134982>penta
>>558134982Is this supposed to be impressive?
>>558134982It's called a rampage you pathetic fucking Leaguefag.
>>558135089not rlyjust "silver strong" moment, i always make a webm to commemorate goofy matches >>558135080>>558135149but penta sounds cooler than rampage, i play both dota n league, admittedly way more league through the years though
>>558135258but penta means 5
>>558135258>Penta sounds cooler than rampageJesus christ. People like you are the reason why corpos turn their logos into black and white soulless versions.
>>558135303yeah, that was 5 not 6, i wonder what the deadlock term for a 6man kill will be
What this game needs more than anything is a cute brown girl. Silver should’ve been Latina
/dlg/ is mulder our guy?
>3 teammates that refuse to split push while the others keep trying but fail since they instantly collapse on usGlad I wasted 40 mins of my life on this, 38 mins in and all enemy walkers still up
>Brool against mina and bebop>get knockdown and Focus LensThank you, patron
>>558135536not sure how i feel about the walker thing limiting inventory item slots, i guess it does force people to be more aggressive which is fun but if you're behind you literally not being able to buy items is lol
>>558135536>team was 30k ahead teamwise and was personally 8k ahead of everyone in the game>still couldn't push any lanes because Graves would keep them constantly shoved with ghouls and Mirage would stop any split pushIf they only had a Rem they probably could've stalled us out since they got all our walkers whilst we had trouble getting even two of theirs below half it was awful. At least I won.
I still don't know what's the evolutionary advantage of ziplines being now those energy beams and not proper rails. It's just cheap
>>558135734My problem was Talon and Calico instantly ulting to me whenever I was on lane, I just went afk after we hit 42 mins of no walkers down. Enemy too bad to win, team too bad to also win, just a boring stalemate of retards
>>558135894>Team going to end>1 retard doing urn2 years and the game still the same
What is the logic behind gun Geist
>>558135894god the game was so fuckin' ugly
>>558136075People who want to pretend that they are John Marston but they have are bad at movement so they pick Geist instead of Holliday
Torment pulse is too strong for an item that requires no interaction or skillIt should be an active at minimum
>>558135894The old rail ziplines and mid building were way cooler than what we currently have. At least Vindictas can't snipe you across the entire map for free I guess.
>>558132525when they start piping up that's when you drop the 'oh I can hear you now you had that pushed in a locker, don't come to deadlock tomorrow school shooter' voiceonly if they're rancid though
>>558135894I did not play in this era of deadlock but I could not tell you where the fuck this is supposed to be at the same time
>>558136443thats the old base
>>558136075Geist was the ACTUAL artillery bomber character and then people realized it felt awful to play against an artillery bomber and cried for nerfs and now she has one of the better lategame gun builds alongside being tanky as fuck. It just makes more sense anyway>building spirit makes you take more damage from yourself with very little benefit past a certain threshhold>spellslinger, berserker (and spirit rend before it was nerfed to shit) all perfectly work with her>built in damage amp so no matter what you do it always does good damage
>>558136443>doesn't look at mapbased oraclebro
Daughter who I love very much should consider NOT using her skulls 24/7 when against me in lane (certain perk combinations make Graves' skulls almost one-shot you, leaving you critical)
Maybe it's because I'm in a low rank, but it feels like people have such bad map awareness in this game and die a LOT when there's no need toI think I've averaged like 3 deaths in the last week, even in my 60 minute games I've had like 5 at most
Hollidaybros...
>>558136815It's the deathball doing it
>>558135412just another silver lover x haze hater
please no more faggy schoolkid heroes
>>558136734>graves spams skulls like a motherfucker during lane when outside of attack range>get free souls with no health costThanks, chump. I wonder when people will realize that starting with the root is better for her like how starting with the turrets as mcginnis is actively griefing.
gun geist feels so bad to play thoughyour main damage comes from daggers into bomb into lifesteal
Is Infernus the best hero for split pushing like a rat?
graves is more OP than mina
>>558136975no
>>558136912Graves players are either hyper-carries or bots in low-ELO hell. I can't be mad at the bots though since they often times are pretty nice and I love Graves very much.
>>558136663I look only towards the future
>>558136912reminds me of when people used to say venomancer was feeding gold to the enemy in lane by spamming his little worms around the enemy who would last hit themthen someone made an analysis and turns out the gold from those wards was like 0.5% of the total net worth over the course of a match for a single hero
Eido build or Parz build for Silver?
>>558136975Wraith
>>558136975you even suggesting that should get you locked out of normal games and force you to play 500 brawl games with each character before allowing you to suggest anything about the role of a single hero.
>>558136974Don't try to skimp out on giving me my rightful (you) you faggot. Besides, that's just the same as spirit Geist except you can also run someone down.>>558137081I feel like it matters only for the first few waves but yeah it's not that bad. It's just that you have one of the best roots in the game right there and you didn't choose it. That's just stupid. You're not abrams who has half his lane regen locked behind a passive you gotta pick up, you can take the root and try to get an early kill if you have a bruiser teammate.
>>558136626It does make sense, I just can't really get a feel for it personally since her gun has such low fire rate and ammoI probably just haven't thought of the right build yet
>361 kelvin games>barely over 50% winrate>stop coping and swap to dynamo>start raping enemy carries instead of running away even if i lost laneI am free.
>>558136975Ivy or waith
>>558133705>bunched up>23m (TWENTY THREE) bounce radius>in a map with nothing but hallways that are half as wide
>Playing as Paige>Doing my best supporting my team>Being as annoying as possible throwing books into enemy ranks>Silver had enough and beelines to me on sight running through the entire team and chasing me 3/4 way across the map before catching me in and raping me to death with her wolf cock.>This happens repeatedly for the rest of the matchEvery game.
>>558137320>fire rateThat's where kinetic dash and spellslinger comes in>ammoI think gun geists just try to hoard all the souls they can get which will include sinners. Sinner ammo upgrades aren't anything to scoff at when you're a low ammo count gun, I've had several games where I've gotten to like 20 shots in my gun as Abrams.
>>558137259it was both me lmeow
>>558137279lore accurate ivy kek>>558137259i wish geist was half this hot ingame, her model is some awkward shit, awful hair, man-ish proportions
>>558137468bwo your disarming hex?
>When u had an S-grade deadlock match but you have no friends to rewatch it with to show off your SICK CLIPZSad
>>558137259Kinetic Dash+Berserker+Spellslinger is insane on Geist too
victor + rem is cancer
>>558133353I don't talk shit when winning stomps.
>Won my first game of the day against a tryhard echo shard gutshot venatorFeels goodYou are a Victor counter? WHO DECIDED THAT?You counter my kit? WHO DECIDED THAT?
>>558137691I talked shit before stomping, there's a difference
>>558137558It feels like all it does is delay the inevitable...
>>558137732you disarm her and then you stun her with the sword and then you go on open mic and go AAAAAAA HEEEELP
>Fun match with a funny dude in my lane>was going to add him after the match>says one singular phrase on voice chat at some point>it's an foid>now I can't add them or else they'll think I'm thirsting
>>558133116
>>558137259Geist is so beautiful that it makes me sad I'm not a cute shota boy because it means she would never give me a second glance
>>558137791damn she's really packin a 2 foot sausage?
>>558137652Yeah I feel like very few characters have such perfect synergy with their best items like Geist does. >>558137659I really hate how fucked up current McGinnis' proportions are. She's got such a fucking noodle head it upsets me greatly.
>>558137789Nobody ever helps... I think they prefer watching me get knotted. Am still low rank though so most of the team prefers to drool on themselves fighting in the middle endlessly.
>>558137808anon is a fucking virgin
>>558127998how the fuck do you play 800 matches and are stuck in Emissary? im at 70 matches and i just climbed from seeker to emissary already
>>558137506I'll keep trying it out, it's probably just a matter of getting used to it
>>558138030that is not what the chart means...
>>558126849May I have the sauce for this mod?
>>558137259She would have been hotter if was a femboy
>>558138030>how the fuck do you play 800 matches and are stuck in EmissaryThese are my teammates
>>558138030because the ranked system is currently unfinished and the only thing it accounts for is win/lossthere's people permastuck in initiate I because matches are decided by disconnects/leavershowever if you play long enough the rank adjustments should have bumped you up to archon by now
> dude on my team constantly crying at everyone on our team while we are winningMan I miss old school bants. The constant moba whining is just annoying.
>>558138254>old school bantsI hope you mean the WC3 days because as far back as I remember people were always whiny.
>be Archon VI>win 5 games in a row>still Archon VIThis retarded clown circus game is waiting for me to lose twice so it can bump me down to IV or some shit, fuck this casino-ass ranked system, I can feel a loss streak just around the corner.
Why does it take so long to start shooting during a slide sometimes? I'm holding down fire but my hero won't shoot until halfway through the slide.
>>558138450Yeah I'm talking about WC3 and CS Source days
>alchemist>all gun faggots have insane tracking>ALWAYS melee ANY light/heavy>archon>all gun faggots don't headshot you the instant you are out of cover>sometimes miss heavy melee parry if it's in a middle of a messy teamfighthuh?
>>558138587You just know the winning team was expecting to lose that game
>>558138563maybe you're finishing a reload animation that got paused from your dash?
>playing graves>lane against apollo and eat shit, end up like 0/6/2>okay guess I'll play lane janny and farm my jungle for a bit>get jumped on by a 5 man deathball that use mo ult and apollo ult on me despite being 10k poorer than everyone>meanwhile my teammates take two walkers for freeWell we won at least
>>558138030You got lucky, it's a gacha
>>558138692Alchs got bumped to Archon making it the new low elo. Anyone currently in Alch is some mystery shit.
>>558138587>the ivy just disconnected that was 100% the reason they won The little things
>had a dream that they added more patronsdamn
>>558138715That is the ideal outcome honestly, most of the time that will happen to me but instead of pushing waves I will get a abrams/drifter afk farming in jungle while theres 5 enemey players on a single laneREAD THE MAP PEOPLE PLEASE IM BEGGING YA
>>5581385874 lanes was bettersimple as
>>558138868When will we get a coomer patron
94.98% pick rate in Eternus.Apollo ultimately won.
>>558139005>47% winrate
>>558139005he has fun movement
>>558139005Eternus faggots are still retarded. Just a different flavour of retarded.
>>558138908>4 lane was betterAverage 4th lane experience:
>>558139005>all of the new heroes have insane pick ratesis it because theyre new or because theyre all overtuned as fuck and yoshi won't admit they released stupidly broken heroes?
Layla Silver has hairy pits pussy asshole and legs
>>558139142>solo lanes would almost always end in a deadlock until someone came to gankIt was kino
>>558138992already got one
>>558139242both
>>558139289thats not the hidden king
>>558139242The six new heroes, Apollo, Venator, Celeste, Silver, Rem and Lash
>>558138587>Vanilla Deadlock>Only 24k Soul differencePeak Deadlock was there. We will only downgrade now.
>>558139257>get mcginnis>take walker in 6 minutes
>>558139242Apollo is lane giga hitler, he just presses buttons and you take 4 quintillion damage per trade and his ultimate is practically used as an AoE Shiv ult with range.
What's the point of playing Vindicta?
>>558139516hearing her feet plap
How do the heros rank difficulty wise to play?
>>558139257Outsider perspective? KinoBeing the retard in solo lane? I always spent the first 20 minutes of the game digging in my ass and just trading hits with the warden on red/purple lane
>>558139516wait for rework as is the case for kelvin, yamato and other powercrept heroes
>>558139516Before power creep heroes the was only really 4 Carry DPS heroes in the game. Vindicta, Haze, Infernus and Wraith. But now on there is no reason. She could be literally deleted from the game.
>>558139516hating yourselfimagine making a change to a character that functionally kills the entire playerbase and then you just go "yeah too bad" and let the character rotfucking retards on the dev team
>>558139516To see her ass jiggle if you have the bikini mod installed.
>>558139142sounds like kino to me
>>558139892It was kinda kino desu. I died 21 times in a row, tho.
>>558139289Maybe I'm just picky, but the Archmother's voice does not instill any immediate lust in my body
Solo lane sucked ass, you were entirely at the mercy of the matchmaking to provide you with an opponent that doesn't stomp you or you don't stomp them. With the smurfing problem if someone in your game got solo against a smurf you just lose the game because their walker is down 5 minutes in.
>>558139005silverfags will look at this and instant pick/ban in tournaments and tell you she needs buffs with a straight face
>>558139142>>558140053I did play a dozen matches or so back then but I really don't remember much. But I'm pretty sure something about the map / map traversal did appeal to me more.
>>558140207We need 4 lanes but 8vs8.
>>558139005Worst winrate out of all the new heroes but most fun to play for movementfags.
>>558140207I remember being put on way too many 1v1 Bebop lanes. Shit was horrible.
>>558140497Icefrog doesn't have the balls
4v4 with 4 solo lanes would be ideal
>people tell me that despite her low HP, Mina has great mobility>making her almost impossible to kill in the hands of a skilled player>watch high level match>Mina always dies constantly, often more than anyone else in her teamhmmmm
>>558138030New Accounts are at a massive advantage as with every other competitive or "competitive" game with mmr. Not to mention no data collected so third party programs can tell retards THIS GUY IS GOOD KILL HIM before he even starts popping off.
remember when you would get solo lane and your opponent was a level 1 steam account playing wraith and was crouch sliding for every single bullet with 80% accuracy in shitter ranks
>>558140787>my ancestor :D
>>558140564>permanent lane janny gameplay
We need a hero with an actual time rewind ability
>>558139516AC-130 gunship airsupport larp basically. With cooldown + duration extender you can fly permanently
We need a 12v12 gamemode. Or even better, 24v24.
>>558126849SNIIIIFFFFff
Imagine Mina losing everything she had and being forced to work as a wagie in a fast food restaurant
In theory I should like solo lanes because I was a midlaner in Dota, but in Deadlock it just ended up being really boring most of the time. Either the matchup was horrendously unbalanced, or you'd end up with a standoff where neither player could leave without losing all their buildings. You just had to wait for someone to come gank the lane, so it ended up being pretty much randomly decided by your teammates anyway.
I thought I threw my deadlock match with a bad playBut then I saw the KDA, obj damage, and soul count and realize no, I didn't throw, I was just the only one holding this shit heap up
Why did Haze give her son this Juice?!?
>Before you get started, I highly recommend changing your dash and crouch keybinds to keys that are not Shift and Ctrl. I personally use the side buttons of my mouse and this is the default within the movement community. Others have switched over to ESDF and used surrounding keys, or have switched to different input methods entirely.is this true
:) it's ok he had 7/2/3 an amazing kda he is soooooooo good at this game
Horror concept: The enemy team has a Graves, a Rem, and a McGinnis and they all know how to abuse their npc abilities for max macro impact
highschool titjobs from graves
>>558141508I don't know. I'm using Shift for dash and alt for crouch
>>558141508Only if you're an american discord tranny that is obsessed with people's set ups and have a sub 5 viewers twitch stream trying to go pro
>>558141678NTA but I use D for dash and C for crouch, it just makes sense and they're right next to each other
speaking of Dotard memes, where's my Infernus/Victor "I HAVE FINISHED FARMING" edit
>>558141508Makes absolutely no difference, it's a comfort thingSomething that actually does make a difference is Quick Cast
>>558141281> rich lazy vampire bitch with 0 marketable skillsonly a matter of time reallyYou really think she is smart enough to manage her inheritance for long-term stability and into modern day?
>>558141813Doesnt really apply to Infernus anymore
>>558141813
>>558141824There's no indication she's lazy actually, she even runs her own fashion company. It's the mid 1900's and she's Asian-American. Outside of her being a bratty bitch she's probably so workpilled that it puts the Protestant work ethic meme to shame.
Why is abrams so unfun to play?
>>558142120Take the purplepill
>Build metal skin and spirit res on Silver>Still melt in 0.5s of any teamfight starting
just got carried by a geist with no active items in phantom wtf
SHADOW WEAVEGUT SHOTHEAVY BLESSED MELEEECHO SHARDGUT SHOTHEAVY BLESSED MELEE
>>558142120Because you fail to larp as him.Whenever I play Abrams I always remember to put on my trenchcoat and I keep a large book on my lap, smoking while wearing my glasses despite me being near-sighted.
Good morning
>>558142268Active items are a trap. They're 90% shit niw since they've all been repeatedly nerfed into the ground.
>>558142243>Complains in greentext format>Doesn't include webm so we can't see you were trying to 1v6/enemy team was 50k souls up/you got CC chained to death/pilot issue
>1-10>3-11Yeah I don't even have to bother trying at this point, these teammates are uncarriable, the game is unwinnable, so I can just have fun trying weird stuff.
>>558142323ummm based
>>558142410take the funpill
APOLOGISE
man i thought this shit got nerfedfeelsgood
>>558136075People will larp about the amp but behind every gun geist is a guy crutching on high velocity.
>>558142273wow it's kinda like a worse abrams, crazy
>S4>Refresher>S4>Use lennybind in /all>LeaveWhich hero am I?
I legit hate laning. It's too long for how dependent it is on your single partner.It's not so bad if someone is just either overly passive or recklessly aggro with none of the skill to match. You sigh, try to adjust and eventually write off your losses and do your best later to make up for them. But if you get some rabid russian faggot who starts blaming every single one of his woes on you you're just in for 10 minutes of misery. At least with 5 other people you're not the sole focus and you won't get griefed by active "fuck u faget :>" refusal to help or join a fight.
>>558127493the fuck do you mean imagine?
>>558142968>Dinky little community tournament with 500 viewersWe mean real esports lilbro
>>558142883>I hate *core mechanic of the game*Retard
forget esportsthe game needs progressioni am so sick of playing this game for no reward, where's the levels going up, where's the battle pass to grind giving me goodies in the form of cosmetics and fluffrelease faster yoshi u dog
>>558127818So you're just retarded
Playing against Graves:>none of my team-mates can melee or shoot her skulls so they eat my entire team>none of my team-mates can melee her stone wp she gets free push pressure and a trillion damage as they all slowly hold S while shooting at the zombies and missing>every one of my team-mates blindly walks into her wall, often more than once per cast and just sits there getting annihilatedPlaying as Graves:>all skulls are instantly popped by their entire team before they can even attack once from minute 0 to the end of the match>someone is instantly ready to safely heavy melee my stone no matter where or when I put it down so my ult is useless. If I try to parry-bait with it the guy meleeing it is a master at fake-outs and makes me look retarded>every single enemy always jumps over my wall perfectly even if I place it BEHIND them in the middle of a hectic 6v6 teamfightWHY is this a thing!?
>>558142630it got nerfed pretty hard, slowing hex actually does something and you need to play around it now as opposed to before where it was largely irrelevant
>>558143170you can jump over graves stun?
>>558143109zoomer post
>silver is dogshit at low ranks because no one can play her>silver is OP at high ranks because people can play her but the lack of coordination makes countering her difficult>silver is dogshit in 6v6 because full team coordination counters her hardhmmmm
>>558143275Yes. You can jump over the wall.Her entire kit is hard-countered by literal basic game mechanics.Yet somehow my team can't fucking do it...
>>558143109> game needs progression> where's the levels going up, where's the battle pass to grind giving me goodies in the form of cosmetics and fluff
>sharpshooter works on gravesL O L
>>558143319you know i'm right i know you wanna see your account level go up as you play
>>558143109This is the most indefensible part of Deadlock and you can tell that Valvedrones are cattle because none of them bring it up. We could have at least a handful of cosmetics for each hero in the game already and seasonal battlepasses by now. A "live service" game where the only "service" is the devs occasionally making gameplay changes or adding heroes instead of skins. We could be in a utopia of monetization today if Valve wasn't just dicking around and was willing to use AI for example to accelerate coding and for cosmetic asset creation.
>>558141508>the movement communitycome back when you have jump and surf maps, then you can call yourself a "community"
>>558143109I will drop the game the (inevitable) moment they add battle passes and cosmetics. What happened to just playing the game for the sake of having fun?
>cosmetics for unfinished heroes with unfinished hero models with non-finalized designs or lore
>>558140497Lady Geist meeting Mina.
>>558143109The fact there's zero mtx or FOMO is exactly why this is the best gaming experience I've had in years. It's just pure game for the fun of it. Once they add in gambling and hats at 1.0 release I'm no doubt gonna quit playing completely.
>>558143519>STILL no premium currencies>STILL no battlepasses>STILL no cosmetics>STILL no microtransactionsgabe is losing his touch
>>558143134You know, if the core idea of someone not knowing the names of the abilities for each hero was genuinely enough to call someone a retard? I probably would have gotten called a retard a lot more. The abilities are called 1, 2, 3, and 4 (or alternatively Ult).Simple equation bordering on arithmetic.
>>558139118>if you play a fun character... YOURE FUCKING STUPID
>>558143636why not both nigga? the dota battle passes have only added to the gamepeak compendium seasons are the most fun in dota, i hope its similar with DL, in dota there's all sorts of lore drops and minigames togehter with the grind
>>558143275You can but the hitbox is fucky. Double jump clears it always, single jump you need to be near peak altitude when you cross the line.
>>558143519>was willing to use AI for exampleSORRY THEY ONLY DO THAT TO VIBE CODE THEIR MATCHMAKING SYSTEM
>>558143636>>558143637>>558143691Stop being antisemitic
>>558141387don't worry it's green so it's nature!
>>558143803>one or two people feed>entire game is impossible to come back from because urn is so fucking shit
>tilting camera up a bit launches people when you gutshot them>can gutshot against a wall when doing a wall jump for more mobilityDo Venator's other abilities have any fun interactions or is it just gutshot
>>558143191no one in my rank buys slowing hex
>>558140706>in high skill play she's good!>the said high skill play also has the enemy be high skill so the 200hp squishy idiot retard character gets onetapped
Even if I lose I'm having fun, can you say the same?Though I only have fun when I'm dunking on the enemy laner and midgame. If the lategame is lost I'm immune to cortisol spikes as long as these two instances go well
>>558144054Generally, I have fun most games as long as I don't have to play therapist to my teammates.
My zoomer ass is having fun just playing the game despite my total lack of skill and no reward in sight, you're having a skill issue.
the only "progression" they'll add is a meaningless level that gives you a trash cosmetic every level upall the good cosmetics will come from shop, crates and battlepasses
>>558141508I have dash on caps lock :)
>>558144353in dota you can snag some rly cool looking sets for like 1-2$
>>558143170>slowly hold S while shooting at the zombiesI do this in lane for the souls :)
>>558144672whoah... 10 souls per zombie.... game changing
>>558132876hes only there to spawn camp the degenerates
My only issue with the zombies is they have more HP than McG turrets
what's venator's stand on rejuv? doesn't it defeat the idea of christianity when everyone can just resurrect?
>>558143910>>tilting camera up a bit launches people when you gutshot themThis has fucked me over as Mo so many times because for some reason being burrowed also makes him extra susceptible to knockback. I did get saved once from the venator launching me from one guardian to the middle bridge which was kinda funny.
My reaction when my Dynamo buys echo shard instead of refresher
>Person on my team named after a pokemon>They're absolute dogshit>1/13This happens in every game ever. Guy was on mic as well and was a grown ass man.
My friend has become a Rem main and every game he uses his helpers on all of our sinners so we always have Rem running around with 5k more souls than the rest of the team and doing nothing with them
>>558144812even if you resurrect once you're eventually bound for true death regardless also venator is in the kinda business to do immoral shit in the name of the church and then let god be the judge for better or worse
>Kelvin freezes Rejuvenator>So Frozen Shelter ends and it's freezed still an other 5 secondsUmmm...???
>graves and silver below 50% pick rate in the last 7 days>apollo, rem, venator, and celeste all above 70% pick rate in the last 7 daysWHAT DOES IT MEAN!?
watching lystic play Venator it's really eye opening just how fucking bad I am at this game
>>558145119TotalGoonerDeath
>>558145119Same as in every other gameWaifufags don't actually play the game, they just scream to get their waifus in then go back to posting fanart 24/7
is the HP gain from silver counted as healing or is it immune to healing reduction for no reason?
>>558128915yikes
What is Valve's plan to counteract cheaters in this game? I'm tired of seeing a russian in the enemy team and KNOWING that he's going to perfectly parry, counterspell and aim for the head in every hectic teamfight.
>>558137091as a rule of thumb I wouldnt trust a parz build on anything but haze, maybe lash
>>558145101I just realized why women want Victor
>>558145271The easiest anti-cheat is just banning indians, chinks and russians to their own servers.
>>558144965>get rem on team>he buys cult sac>aah he's going to thief maxxx and completely rape their jungle at all times>he never ever ever ever uses the mini tunnels and he only cult sacs our fucking t3's>donates three 1k bags after eating our sinners to their haze and we loseyeah
>>558145242You mean the ult pop? It's healing. And healing booster/healing reduction affect it normally. Pop a decay and toxic bullets on her before she transforms and she gains basically no health.
>>558145119graves got nerfed too much and silver is difficult to play
>>558145369They tried to do that in dota and it didn't work.
He's his father's son.
>>558145119Graves is boring and Silver requires thought
>>558145232Dude you're a grown ass man stop acting like you're ovulating
>>558145350Had the exact same thought with that image. Victor does kind of look like sephy
>>558144965>>558145376Welcome back, Nature's Prophet. Bonus points for shittalking his team for being underfarmed afterwards.
>>558145119I feel bad playing as graves and generally I do good as her so I'm now learning venator
>>558144965>>558145376>character with the least scaling in the game also gets to steal sinner's for freeWhat is the point
>>558132292This is really bad and reads even worse. I will take magic cat like Yuumi over this any day.
Talon has to be the gayest most annoying nigger to play against omg i hate him so much, worse than Lash
>>558145098It freezes the timer for it as well so I think it can bug out and think it's still falling even when it's on the floor. I'm not entirely sure, probably some spaghetti code bullshit.
if you're not taking sinners the micro second they spawn then sucks to suck
>>558140207the biggest problem with 1v1 was no draft, well the "pro" scene still hated it because they drafted for stalemates, but if you were a yamato main you would have like 80% winning matchups and youd rape a solo lane consistently
>be valve>design a character who's entire kit is hard-countered by basic gameplay mechanics>knee-jerk nerf her into the ground repeatedly less than a week after launching her before people have adapted to countering her abilities>people then adapt to countering her and now she's absolutely useless as wellGood job Valve!I'm glad you released Graves!Way to go! Gold star!
>>558145771I hope you are at least aware that you're griefing.
I'm low archon/high emissary right now and I notice people farm the map out *more* on my lower rank games
>>558145837Graves is perfectly fine right now and she got the lightest nerfs out of all the new characters. Other than Rem who got buffed for some reason.
>>558145883That's because the jungle is useless trash, and people are starting to realize it by Archon.
>>558145867if i see you leave lane with sinners up to go brool that's a you problem
>>558143514It's funny too because we already have progression stats
>>558146064You're too low rank to be in my lobbies
>>558144054if I'm on Sinclair I'm always having fun, even when getting stomped oncan't say the same of other heroes
>>558145883Jungle sucks outside of the camps that are right next to your lane like the church camps, the tier 1 camps and the t3's. I don't even touch the t3's that are in the middle of the sidelane because every time I try to someone comes in when it's halfway finished and forces me to fuck off or die.Or I just go in and make their carry fuck off from it and finish it off.Just sit in a lane.
>>558146119No. It's true. Go look at any of the top 10 games at any time of the day on any region and the entire jungle will be up at all times besides the 2 safe T3s and sinners.Jungle is a complete waste of time if you're trying to play efficiently.Brooling and Lane-creeping are the only efficient soul generators.
>>558146250 based potential man
how would you fix celeste ult and make it not totally braindead
>>558146530It's not broken
>>558146185there's a rank below obscurus?
>>558146530make it require line of sight to bounce
I desire nothing more than to have gay sweatfilled sex with Abrams.
i legit dont know how u can feed so much
>>558146250that's me on HollidayThose headshot kills are too much fun, and suddenly my positive k/d is all I need to enjoy the matchI WILL get kills and ganksBut we will lose the game with me on the team more likely than not
mmm yup I'm feeling like Deadlock tonightI'm going to get matched in (You)r team btw
>>558143910they don't get stunned if you launch them into a wall like that though at least the Abrams dummy in the hideout doesn't
>>558145695Lost game because of it. Sucks that we sitll have so many bugs.
>silver raping our entire team>Sinclair and Rem both buy trophy collector instead of literally anything to help the teamengagement based matchmaking
>>558146869>yellow lane gets shitstomped>walker down after 8 minutes>theyre literally pushing our base>team decides to jungle and completely ignores, never helpsits a team diff, you cant help your teammates
>>558147137I always buy disarming hex and silence wave and tell my team to rape silver the moment she transforms.
>silver raping our entire team
>>558147358many such cases
>>558145496That's a phrase in English that means he takes after his father in certain ways. I'm assuming you're ESL if you think that line looks goofy or implies something else.
>dlg during tourneySilver is potential man>dlg nowSilver is a rapistWhich is it?
>>558146927>Russia (Stockholm, Sweden)
>>558147632"Russian" Steam servers are in Stockholm, yes. Always have been. That's why they queue in EU East regardless, they sometimes get better ping there.If Valve wasn't retarded they'd have CIS servers in Kazakhstan to cover half of Russia but alas.
>>558147358Not possible. She only has one penis, and a team has six heroes.
>>558146927>russia: Stockholm, SwedenValve will pay for making me play with russians for over 20 years.
>multi billion dollar company can't fix their fucking match history
I play Rivals a lot
>play haze>farm>farmmm>farmmmmmm>unstoppable + ult>winit's that easy
>>558148081when i play hazed i get deleted in 5 seconds
>>558147949who asked?
>>558144965>>558145559Rem S3 seriously needs to be tweaked so the base stats are lower but so that it has better scaling to compensateIt's ridiculously AIDS for him to be spamming his shit on troopers from the moment the match startsHe should have to have money invested in spirit power if he wants to afk push
>>558148120Your team failed the skill check of winning the 5v6 as their carry revved up the victory engine.
>>558145496Is this implying Haze or OSIC know Apollo's dad?
Someone post a graves build
>>558140283A non-braindead Silver that gets a lead will slaughter randoms.In coordinated play she's easily shut down with planned cc and actives.Silver is ultimately a random match feast-or-famine hero, she's either really good or really useless UNLESS you're non-braindead with her and are able to recover, she still falls off hard in late game.
>>558148354Resto shot, Slowing Bullets, Sup Cooldown & Duration, Boundless Spirit, Lightning scroll. Max Skulls first then ult.
>watching a mina guide and realizing youre supposed to be a bully by running into their jungle mid laning phase to steal their shit and ganking instead of passively farmingwhat da fuq...
>>558148298His dad's a head of a country, so yes
>>558148541Anon, her entire characterization is "smug girl-bully"...How did you not realize this!?
>emissary 4>got matched with archon 6que?
HAZE BUILD NYOW>just afk farm until you get five tier 4 items for your ultNOT LIKE THAT I WANT A PICK BUILD
>>558148298Why wouldn't they? He's a top political figure of a rival country and Haze is a glownigger.
>>558148616my past moba experience made me think infinitely scaling character = farmer that becomes a late game carry
Playing Doorman made me realize why I picked up VenatorYou can make your lane partner gawdlike and starve your enemy laners but one carry on the team simply won't cut it.These drooling retards need me to do literally everything for them or it's over
where is the naoto shirogane Abrams mod
>>558148621>Archon 6>regularly get matched against Phantom and Ascendant playersIt never gets better...
>>558147949you can stay only if you dont share your opinion on anything
>>558148626go melee haze in lane and just sleep into heavy punch for free lanemid game go echo shard and melee maxxing to rape any monkey who dare to farm lane alonein late game switch to gun haze since u earn 5 billion souls per candlechud
>>558148716remember not realize*I'm tired
my wraith at 30m btw!!!
>>558148698The scaling requires you to bully enemy players, anon...
>>558147575>silver is one of the top 5 hardest heroes to play in the game but she doesnt look that great the first week shes playable so the seeker average general will act like its shitI told you niggas silver is the new mina
>>558147137I don't understand TC on RemYou get free farm baked into your character so you don't need the soulsGreater Expansion covers all the range you could need and they don't stack wellRem doesn't really need HP because of his 2So it's getting built just because it gives sprint speed? Rather use the zips and save myself 2400 souls
>>558148878sorry..........during that guide i was also really surprised at how fast they went from lane to lane, do you know any good videos that covers routes and stuff? more than just "if you press heavy melee mid air you can change trajectory" but actual routing
>>558145448Silver is the second easiest of the batch tho? All she has to do is land a slam fire combo then Unga bunga
>>558148852>had a haze that was 0 / 0 / 0 at 25 minutes>out of nowhere he starts joining the fight>gets the most player damage by the endIt's awesome when the enemy team is genuinely just retarded and stand in the ricochet haze ult.
Silver is completely broken in brool. If they're going to have these retarded brool-specific balance changes for Lash, Calico, etc. then they should nerf her into the dirt for that mode specifically.So far in normal games she jobs every time in Phantom at least.
Mirage is kinda fun but his Scarabs have to be the most unsatisfying skill in the game
>>558138492>6th win in a row>still Archon VIfuck this, is there a "you have to win 20 games in a row to go up a division sweaty" shit going on here? I don't fucking get it.
how do I counterspell doormans ult?press F while inside that shithole?
>>558147575any hero at low ELO is a rapist if you're goodthe only reason people bring up Silver is because the pre-alpha tournament autists keep calling her top 5 when she never performs anywhere near that level in actual tournament games
Future king and queen of Ixia!
i was really enjoying the game for the first 100 hours or so when i was around seeker/alchemist but now its ranked me up a bunch for some reason (even though im havent improved and am pretty bad) and now it's just miserable, everyone is trying too hard and i just get stomped a lot
>>558149098Graves probably shouldn't be healing so much each wave in brool
>>558148852wraith players are designed in a factory to left click npcs all game
>>558149183rare nonretarded catpost. Sadly there aren't enough players so that's bound to happen.
>>558143519I hate that I live in a reality where I even have to question whether this is sarcastic or not.
>>558149114his scarabs have zero feedback, you cant even tell if they hit or not
I'm starting to feel like it's time to give up on Victor...I've literally not won a single match with him since I made it to Phantom.Literally every match turns into 4x curses on the enemy team specifically for me, and everyone stacking the fuck out of anti-heal.I'm 0 for 20 on him in Phantom lobbies...
>>558149147You press parry when the timer is about to run out or when you cross the exit door.Back when he first released you could jump down the hallway and press parry to instantly exit, now you just get sent back to the starting line.
>>558149114TOSSING ARABS
>>558149147>victor runs at me>ult him>cart into wall>bell>echo shard>cart again >bell again
>>558149274there is literally 92k right now
>>558149249>purple>black>teleport>clicks creeps for 30 minutes until it's time to rapewelcome back anti-mage
>>558143109some of that stuff will come eventually once the game is out of Alpha/Beta but just enjoy it now. I'm just waiting for the eventual cosmetics for lash and bebop inspired by wrestlers.
>>558149463I want to toss his salad if ya know what I mean..
>>558149147Unless they changed it you can parry it RIGHT at the end of the channel and you can avoid the damage from the teleport and you won't leave a statue behind. It's kinda funny.
counterspell should be an active item
>>558149851it basically is, though?
>>558149483I never played dota and reading anti mage's kit I don't see how he would slaughter creeps so hard. Does his mana burn passive work on creeps and it's thus just constant extra damage or something?
>>558149902it should take up an active item slot
I look like 2024 Lash irl. Anyone here who looks like current Lash so we can have a fist fight in the closed off jewish tunnels of NYC? I'm willing to bring the after-fight refreshments if you bring some materials for a makeshift fighting ring.
>>558149994mana burn works on creeps, and most jungle creeps have manablink lets him teleport from camp to camp to lane and out of lane extremely quickly, for freeand he almost always rushes an item called battlefury which gives him cleave damage
>>558149994He just hits them until they die, there isn't much of a science behind it, you just buy an item that makes your attacks do a small AoE to help you clear faster, it's mainly about his teleport ability that allows him to quickly move from camp to camp.
anyone else have people say your mic is fucked up some games and other games it works fine and no one comments on it?
>>558150281Maybe they just don't like you
why is he here when you can just parry
>>558150385>stuns you>doesn't melee>you pressed parry and whiffed>you are now dead
>>558150385Seeker play some more games please.
>>558150385dont think about it little alchemist
>>558150385stupidly tanky even if he builds zero tank items and does half your hp in a single ability
>>558150385>press 2>shoots you twice in the face>press echo shard>press 2>shoots you twice in the face
Been getting lots of likes lately from opponents but I don't like them back unless I think I did well because it feels like they're making fun of me
>>558150385
>>558145771rem wouldn't say that....
Abrams is boring. Especially his ult.
>>558150385Because once you hit the high level: fake-outs trump parries.
>>558150123>>558150161Oh okay cool.
>erm are you heckin' using that gooner mod?>that's so off model, unlike my gooner mod>ugh, can't believe people like different things.....do any of you have jobs
I love it when matchmaking gives me a good team.
>>558150002Yea ive been running 4 actives + active reload + counterspell because its like I have 6 actives
>>558150729I DON'T USE ANY MODS BECAUSE I DON'T PLAY DEADLOCK TO MASTURBATE
Valve WILL be making furry skins for every non-furry hero.You heard it here first.Quote me if you like.
>>558150729>do any of you have jobsWe spend all our time on /dlg/, sir
>>558150608This mid item is not why abams op
>>558127150So far every Lash player I've seen has been a bro while I have seen my share of faggot Bebop players. Am I right in this assessment or am I eventually going to see an obnoxious Lash player?
>>558141508It's true, your pinky will fall off if you ever play vyper correctlyStill not changing default keybinds though.
>>558150985Y is it a mid item? I didn't know there are lane specific perks
>>558151106nah this is pretty accurate, bebop players act like they have a bad dragon dildo shoved up their ass perma because everyone hates the character
>playing victor is brawlI'm sorry you were born with water head syndrome...
>>558151137>>558141508Fucking WEAK.
>>558151137I bound slide to M2 on vyper and I've been winning a lot morenot like she needs to zoom in
>>558149483>>558149994>>558150123>>558150161Man I never realised this, it almost makes me want to play Wraith now...
>>558151106If you see a Lash player who isn't a bro? That right there is not a Lash main, but a Bebop main who didn't get to play Bebop that round, making Lash players look bad simply to push his robopropaganda.The Lash never makes a teammate feel unsafe to be around him. Jacob Lash is an asshole, not a dick.
>>558150653learned a few things from billy
I've been considering trying out vyper
>>558151516
>>558150795I play like shit every match but somehow I keep getting put with a good team and win
Punch Viscious is cancer
>>558151498Anytime a Lash player isn't being a bro he's just obviously in character memeing
>>558151573>both of them blushing even though neither are embarrassed, aroused or flustered in any way shape or form
>>558151582>completely shut down by not having unc reactionslmao
>>558151389thats a good idea but i feel like itd fuck up your muscle memory on every other hero
>>558151582Don't start this again. Do you want to go back to gun viscous?
>>558151573You just know that the guy that drew that is a gay pedophile furry because both of them are blushing for no reason
>>558151748youd be surprised how good your brain can be at compartmentalizing hero quirks like this, apollo for instance had a lot of people binding 3 to right click and none of those issues swapping off him
>>558151640>>558151498
>>558151791Why did you steal my post
>>558151748I moved slide to mouse 4 ages ago and it honestly feels great.
>>558151791>>558151686>even noticing thatSpotted the gay pedo furries.
>You get a wish from a godlike entity>"I wish to know which corpses I was made from"
So is graves a low elo stomper, or a pubstomper?When I think of a low elo menace it's usually a character you can itemize against. Haze - metal skin. Apollo, slowing hex. Bepop and counter spell. Or a character with skill check abilities (parryables, dodgeable skill shots) Graves isn't like thatGraves seems like a pubstomper. I don't see an easy way to shut down her gameplay pattern other than to outnumber her. Slap down a grave and run to another lane->free unpunishable pressure.Slap down a grave in a team fight and spam parry on top of it->free winning trades
>>558151967I think you mean straight loli obsessed pedos
>>558149446>>558149765ah interesting i see, thank you>>558149474thats why i buy ethereal shift
am I the only person with a working pinky? sounds like the movement community is full of anemic pygmies with tiny hands
>>558151967No I just hate that they're blushing for no reason.
>>558151640God it feels great to be part of the greatest group of players in th game. The only reason Eternus exists is to accommodate the Lash players, but of course they need to give us a challenge and make some of us play different characters other than the Lash. The best need a little challenge, ain't that right?
Gun or spirit dmg first as Graves?
>>558152105my pinky got bent in an accident and I can still use it to slide
an ability that disables stamina regen and drains your stamina while moving, stunning you if your stamina runs out entirely
>>558152337worse bloodseeker ult
>>558152105I got a working pinky, it use to hurt when I was a teen but then I started using it more and the pain went away.
>>558152167I prefer this mustache over the rounder one he got
Lady Geist!
>>558152247Gun first, then spirit.Gun is better in lane because her abilities are very easy to counter in a focused lane environment.
>>558152448>preferring improved perfection to perfection Good man
>>558152337>build movespeed>run away
>>558152461>]
>>558152105I played warframe for 11 years. My pinky is my strongest finger. The knuckle on my left pinky is literally bigger than the one on my ring finger.
>>558152461>>558152596she ought to be hotbut isn'tsomething about her is off
Is this game ADHD friendly? I've tried LoL, but that game, by every single element inside, is like one of the worst video games for this brain disease, same for Dota 2.
Vexing bolt is one of those abilities where people meme that it's hard to land but it's actually so easy a retard could do it blind
>>558152024If you're already immortal, what else do you even need?
>>558152691I'm going to say No.>adhd guy that gets other adhd guys who have it worse and just wander around the map doing nothing into loss.
>>558152691Well can you elaborate a lil what made LoL and Dota2 so bad for your crazy brain?
>>558152105Do you guys genuinely hit ctrl with the tip of your pinkie finger? Am I really the weird one for just pushing down the ball of my finger down on the ctrl button?
PETRIFY!
>>558152570>get stunned
>>558152691no especially if you die because its 70+ seconds respawn
>>558152596>D
>If have successful parry you can instantly do an other one
>>558152691>ADHD friendlyI have no clue what that could possibly entail, even though my brother has that and makes it his whole identity like you apparently
>>558152805for me its more like the second joint of the pinkie
>Enemy creep waves pushing our blue and green walkers>I am already clearing green>Celeste and Lash respawn and come green instead of going blue>Ok I will go defend blue instead>20 seconds later our green walker dies to creeps>???>Both Celeste and Lash came blue then went to go farm jungleKill me
>>558152831
>>558152871yeah imo this shouldn't be like that parry is already insanely powerful, no need to make it THAT good
>>558151815
>>558152871Uh oh did you get owned by the enemy parrying a trooper in lane?
>>558152805tip is for shift, i hit ctrl with like the middle of my pinky
>rem is the melinated anthro griffon child of Haze and some dream griffon dudeHuh...
>>558152975>broken item is brokenyeah we know
>>558152780>>558152853Thank you. It was installing while I was asking that, quite impatient.
>>558152871>Obvious parry incoming so you do a light melee>Except you pressed Q for too long for whatever fucking reason
>>558152805Yes.
>1st game ever, first moba>went 1:13 on mo&krill>got updooted by the guy who was bullying me the whole matchwtf...
>>558153127I always thumbs up everyone after the match
Does Lightning Scroll apply to the damage Graves zombies do?
>>558152871Seren rapes my ass everytime because of this with melee Ivy. I never learn either because almost no one knows to do it.>>558153127I'll do it if I feel bad for them.
I'm still baffled by how many people are trying to play this like it's marvel rivals or some shitno wave management, no macro, nothing, just go and BROOL and if they die they BROOL again because they are unfamiliar with actually having consequences for randomly dying
>>558153274and then they blame you for being 10k souls ahead by pushing and jungling instead of BROOOOLING
>>558153274they will all self contain into street brawl i hoep
>>558153274I have a 70% wr on Geist now because of this. I literally just lane Janny until I get my items and then I rape everyone with gun.
>>558153274Its because the game is third person it tricks them into thinking this is MR or some other garbage hero shooter
>>558152691I've got extreme ADHD and I have 1400 hours. The game is extremely stimulating. I'm the guy spamming crouch while we wait for lane or spazzing out inbetween brawl rounds
>>558152738It's kinda difficult to hit max damage ones consistently, but thats more about your timing and spacial awareness rather than clicking on the enemy accurately.Shots around corners can be pretty tricky too.
>>558152929I keep my hand like this.
>>558153192yes
>>558152738seekerGOD
Somebody please please PLEASE tell me how and when I know that my soul networth is too low. I got no idea.
>>558153382She used to work at pole palace
>>558153539holy fuark that feels bad, how small are your hands?
>>558153447That sounds awesome. I absolutely hate that automatic zoning out that tends to happen instantly over the most trivial things inside classic mobas. But this being all about tracking, visual processing in a proper 3D space sounds better at least on paper.What heoroes do you enjoy?
>>558153539you got short fingers or a gigantic keyboard if I put that part on ctrl my pinky reaches all the way to tilde
>>558153539I do this too but my pinky also hits ctrl
>>558153579When you're past 20 minutes and have less than 1k souls per minute.
>>558153553Nice
>>558153723>>558153614I think my keyboard is just xbox hueg. I'm not entirely sure. I also claw grip my keyboard but I think that's just normal which is where I now learn that normal people don't.
>Lose game because Billy lane swapped with Lash>Billy gets super fed that we cannot fight him>Billy notices I'm ulting him as Doorman when he ults as well as applying Decay on him>Fucker buys Unstoppable while the rest of his team aims for my ass in team fights simply because I'm applying debuffs to everyone>Asshole Seven buys an echo shard on his stun so I'm just permanently stunned>I literally cannot do my fucking jobI should have laned swapped when Billy did.
Thread is lacking men so I'm contributing with this image.
>>558153840Doe's it not have a capslock light too? I'd use capslock as a key but the blinking light is bright on mine and gets anoying real fast.
>>558145771I didn't know Wings plays deadlock.
>>558153097>tfw trying to punch my barrels but I accidentally heavy and get stuck punching the air like a tard
>>558126849What mod is this? Can I get a link to it?
He's coming!
i don't even use my pinky on the keyboardi thought everyone was like too, just 4 fingers
>>558154029oh boy, just what this game needs, more faggy kid characters
>>558153579Keeping your networth in time with the timer is a pretty easy way for noobs to learn how to have money. >>558153958It does but I just ignore it in the heat of the moment. It's funny to hit a clutch escape and then yell in all chat when I meant to just say something.
Holliday? More like HORRIDay because every time I have her on my team I have a horrid day
>>558154029looks like someone's OC
>>558153762>>558154187Haha yeah ok... (what the fuck does that mean?)
>>558154268maybe because it is?
Are ixians bigger than the average human?
>holliday>paradoxtryhard e-sports characters, keep your useless punk ass out of my archon games
>>558148938So hard to play even the best deadlock players can't do it apparently.
>>558154293at 20 minutes have 20kat 21 minutes have 21kat 22 minutes have 22k
>>558154332In height or cock size?
>>558154435Latter
>>558154029I'm coming in him!
>>558153413build? i have very mixed success with gun geist and tried bomb once and it was the easiest/least effort high impact value ive had in a match so far
>>558154332Yeah, they're all hung.
>>558154417Ooooohhhh...
>>558154187Mines way too bright for that, I'd do it if it wasn't.
>>558154332ixians are like monkeys, bigger bodies but very small feminine pp.
TALON ULT BUILD IS SO FUCKING GAYENOUGH WITH THE GODDAMN BIRDS ALFRED HITCHCOCK
They will completely change Vyper's VA, lines and vibe after rework. This is true and real
>>558154332>>558154435>HeightSimilar starting points (Apollo for example has the physique of a pretty ordinary human guy) with the potential to grow much larger (Abrams is massive and probably heightmogs both Scandinavian and Dutch humans)>Cock sizeDeceptively small. Abrams despite his size can comfortably have sex with Manhattan dames interested in having a dalliance with a mysterious detective. Apollo on the other hand gets small penis humiliation from Graves
>>558154462Definitely smaller. They brutally framemog you but Ixians forgot to cockmaxx so now they are forced to bottom to real new yorkers and have their holes used like toys.
>>558154673absolutely no chance
>American #21>Vampire #8Ok, we can stop now
when you're on this side of the lane, are you meant to contest rune? if so, what's the proper routing? it feels like it always will take you longer to get to it than their side, same with how their side has a tier 1 camp while yours only has a tier 2 camp, am I misunderstanding something?
Ixians don't even burn down entire villages in honor of their Dark Lord Satan anymore they just jump over the toll gates on the NYC subway and then pretend they didn't see it when a cop walks over
>>558154673her VA is like everyone's favoriteit might be why they scrapped the remodel cause it didn't fit
>>558154631Mine is sort of muted so it doesn't really peeve me or nothing.
>>558154660>>558154698>>558154767>everyone unanimously said smallInteresting...
>>558154838this isn't overwatch captain planet DEI faggot, it takes place in new york
>>558154673they've planned to keep her VA from the start, hence why she actually has a bunch of conversations when warden and sinclair have none
>>558154838It takes place in America.
>>558153660Really enjoying Apollo right now.
>>558155020>New York is in the USWOOOOOW, brilliant insight!
>>558154838Game has too many whiteoids, we need more aliens and exotic minorities.
>>558154865>runeYou shove lane and use their jump pad>t1 campYou shove lane and try to steal their the camp if you have good AOE abilities.The sidelanes are a true contest over who can lane bully harder.
>>558155169so say you have a worse laning phase than they do, do you just have to give those things up and let them snowball?
>>558155135If anything we have way too few for the period.
>>558147632the russian government regularly makes demands of valve. putting servers in the country just gives them more leverage.
>>558155324>>558155324>>558155324>>558155324
graves don't even touch apollo's tiny ixian dickprobably uses the lich hand to jerk him with two of its fingers
>>558155129thanks, clearly it went over your head since you're surprised about the number of americans in an american setting
>>558154673Nothing wrong with fucking a snake with tits.
>>558152758to not be in constant unending agony, probably
>>558155237You can try sneaking when your lane is getting raped to steal their camp / bridge buff but the play normally is try to shove the lane for the 2min and 5min waves.
are deathy builds or lightbringer builds better generally speaking?
>>558155397that snek is spoiled
>>558155505deathy
>>558155397damn, that sssnigga is actually fat
>>558153097>Spamming light melees>Game stutters and freezes>When the frames are back you're doing a heavy melee
>>558154268>hero suggestions>AYO WHY COME THIS BE SOMEONE'S OC?
>>558156095I light melee and sometimes it's a heavy. I likely need to clean my keyboard.
>gank someone as celeste>they just run awayshiiiiiii
>>558157550your torment pulse and mystic slow and arctic blast? you can literally make niggas immobile
there's a guy in high ascendant EU who plays calico with super dated builds and goes 3-15 6-14 2-13 all day long and a fucking year later he's the same rank. this game's ranked system really just refuses to let shitters fall down.
>>558168270if he was ascendent last year and still is, he has actually gone down in rank
