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Transition Edition

>Released Servers
Crusader-Storm - https://crusader-storm.com/ (TBC)
Season of the Crusade - https://seasonofthecrusade.com/ (Vanilla+ / TBC)
Ascension - https://ascension.gg/en (BBC+, Classless, Reborn Classic+, Custom Classes/CoA, Epoch)
Chromiecraft - https://www.chromiecraft.com/en/ (PVE, progressive)
Netherwing - https://stormforge.gg/en (TBC Progressive)
Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (WoD on Legion client, Legion content coming soon)
Turtle WoW - https://turtlecraft.gg (Vanilla+)
Warmane - https://www.warmane.com/ (TBC, WOTLK, MoP)

>Guilds
To join a guild, type /who g-"Guild Name" to see who's online, and whisper anyone for an invite.
<gulag> - Tauri, Evermoon, Alliance
<Chuckers of Sneed> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire, crossfaction
<Branded> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire, crossfaction

>BBC+
https://github.com/ascensionhandynotespoi/HandyNotes_Ascension_POI
https://bronzebeardmaps.pages.dev/

>Turtle
All Turtle addons (copy & paste github links on the launcher) - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/Addons
Misc - https://database.turtle-wow.org | https://talents.turtle-wow.org | https://twow.link/classchanges | https://turtle-timer.vercel.app

>Mods, Tutorials and /wpsg/ Creations
https://pastebin.com/4Awe3bxX

>Previous Thread
>>557726916
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Hey <Evil>, thanks for gearing my bitches. You really are nice guys. I can see why Elafi keeps saying you’re like a little brother (sister) to her.
Now put on the cage. You earned it.
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>>558189107
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Find one(1) single flaw if you dare
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>>558189234
same trannies same old therin carrying
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>>558189107
yes mistress keyholder thank you mistress keyholder
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>>558189234
What's Jib's problem?
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>>558189234
dead weight shadowpriest
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>>558189659
Narcissism
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>>558189234
did you really need to repost that?
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<evil> sluts bow to <Branded> chads
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branded = faildoms
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Logs.


Now.
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>>558189560
Gramble…
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><Branded> once again doms <Evil>
Glad I joined the good /wpsg/ guild <Chuckers of Sneed>
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Now that I have received my final piece of set gear, I am proud to announce my transition from <Evil> to <Chuckers of Sneed>
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>>558189323
>therin simping for a bunch of trannies
what a fag lol
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<Evil> missing from OP. Why?
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>>558191129
Not an anon guild.
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>>558191129
>Why?
Bored shitposters
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New to Turtle WoW and these generals, there seems to be an inside joke I'm missing. The OP lists

<Chuckers of Sneed> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire, crossfaction
<Branded> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire, crossfaction

However as you can see in this thread some posters are mentioning a third guild <evil> which >>558191217 has said is "not an anon guild"

What makes a guild "not an anon guild"? Because I have seen <Chuckers of Sneed> advertising in World chat looking for more players to join their "conservative" guild.

Surely if this guild is recruiting non-anons, it would be a non-anon guild?
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>troon that fucks dogs keeps attentionwhoring
zzzzz can we get something new
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>>558189234
what's skraa's secret?
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shaman or dk for wotlk?
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>>558191129
>>558192181
<Evil> isn’t missing. It’s <Branded>’s sub guild and <Branded> is in the OP.
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>have horrible ADHD
>in stormwind
>want to learn first aid, fishing, and cooking
>go to learn first aid
>end up in the mage quarter
>go to learn fishing
>end up in trade district
>go to learn cooking
>end up in the dwarven district
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?? ???
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>>558188204
<Evil> Ambershire, cross faction
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>>558193941
Not an anon guild.
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using flask next raid
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Ambershire is smoked.
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>>558197041
Who the fuck HRs items for leveling dungeons?
Even if you're farming it for a twink you'd just go and get it done and get carried by 60s.
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>>558197041
that guys been posting that for days now, its a level 60 rogue lmao
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>>558197041
Give me one(1) reason I shouldn't do that.
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Local dumptruck I sawed
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>>558193941
>joining branded’s slave guild
Gross no
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<Evil>, more like <Good Boys> *pats head*
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>>558198174
The levels of sadness a man must sink to in order to creepshot other players in a video game
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>>558206993
m-mommy...
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>>558206993
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>>558208017
LMAO
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h-hot...
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>come up with name
>huh that sounds familiar actually
>check it
>name was used by a content creator who seemingly transitioned
huh...back to the drawing board i guess.
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>>558208961
nyoo Boyfriend dyon't do it... nyooo...
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>>558183142
where's shaman tank
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I’ve had three low level alts from Evil whisper me since joining Branded looking to be dommed
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What class is the best counter against all the Paladin and DK faggots in Wrath?

Lock? Hunter?
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Any good pservs?
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>>558213334
"No!"
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>>558213343
...
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Sylma logged on for a few minutes earlier today, zoned from SW to Ashenvale then logged out.
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i think this is why people decide to not play with you people.
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imagine making a post like this >>558215023 even in an ironic fashion
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>>558208837
>Join Chuckers discord
>All their chats are public bar maybe some officer bullshit
>Search "Evil" "4chan" "wpsg" "trannies" "degenerate trannies" "genetic dead ends"
>0 relevant results
Safe to say the thread schizo is doing 100% of the Chuckers antagonizing and Evil trannies take the bait everytime
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Why didn't blizzard add the High Elves for the Alliance? It would have been a nice addition to populate de DK starting zone with more variety of classes
High Elves would require lvl 55 like DK, but they can start as Warrior, Paladin, Mage, Hunter, Rogue, Priest
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>>558216873
Just play Turtle.
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>>558217283
>just play the tranny server
no thanks
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>>558216873
because nobody would play as blood elves then, except the deranged trannies with bestiality fetishes
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>>558217329
kek
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I want to play on Turtle WoW and I'm torn between a big titty fem human or a big tauren stud with a worg pet
tough choice
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I'm astonished that Ascensiontards lap this shit up
>"we're cooking" with 0 classless updates for over a year
>BBC overworld features are all useless thanks to Manastorm
>DKs are still untouched and Wrath is still completely broken
>promise of "new" raids when their only "custom" content is either backported retail slop or so embarrassingly bad they hide it from the dungeon finder
>"un-nerfing baseline spells" when they still nerf baseline spells on BBC
>mention of multiple teams despite proof only four devs are left in the project
No wonder Turtle is mogging BBC.
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>>558216873
>w*tlk
shit expansion, not canon
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>>558193941
Dont join that guild, its some sort of cuck fetish guild that farms gear for the Branded guild.
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>>558221035
kike captcha getting rid of attachments
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>>558216276
rent free
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taking a fat jib
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jibbed for her pleasure
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>>558221770
everytime i see that elf in stormwind i lol
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>>558222126
who?
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>>558221035
>Turtle is mogging BBC
ascension has way more impressive servers and a way larger vision
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>>558221035
>>558221160
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>>558223229
kek'd
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>>558222208
ellinna
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Despite making up only 13% of the thread population, nord players make up 52% of all shitposts.
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>>558225025
Seralys is not on nord thoughbelt?
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Whenever I close my eyes I can see her cute face... hear her innocent giggle... smell her golden hair... taste her divine lips...
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Branded
>9 online
Evil
>3 online

HOLY KEKAROOOOO
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>>558217329
Turtle WoW is fine. Owner is prob trans but chat is filled with chuds that have no idea about that, they just shitpost and call trans male freaks anyways. Only problem is that people like to HR nonsensical stuff in dungeon runs. If you can ignore this part, its a good server and “feels like old times”.
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Sylma...
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Acquiring this shit after +10 consecutive Scholomance runs felt infinitely more rewarding than earning any item in retail within the past decade
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>>558236541
Shut the fuck up healing faggot cuck
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>>558236541
Gratz
>>558236683
Shut the fuck up
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>>558185438
Yeah, and?
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any nordnaar guilds? casual leveler i just wish i had some yap in my chat window
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>>558238273
Join <Full Moon Company>
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A Panda named Pearl.
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An ugly retarded dog fucking tranny named Pearl who kicks people from guilds for no reason other than to power trip
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>>558238481
sorry new to this, how do i search for a guild in game?
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Tauri.
<gulag>
No trannies.
Furries maybe.
Legion soon.
You join.
Now.
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>>558241554
>No trannies.
>Furries maybe.
Same thing troon
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>>558241316
in chat type
/who g-"Full Moon Company"
you will see that you've been trolled as there are 0 people online
if you are new you are better off being in a huge guild like Belerian for example
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>>558243282
ah hmm okay thanks
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<Evil> will slay ZG today.
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>>558241554
>Legion soon.
any time now... surely...
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After vanquishing the mighty ogre Dentarg and the demon Mergothid Darelon made his way back to the outpost in Balor. With a new shiny shield in his hand he pondered his next steps.
There are still many riches in Stormwrought castle and there are many daring soldiers of fortune willing to take on the risks of storming the castle with him again.
Deciding he did well for the day he looks over the waves clashing upon the shores of Balor, his mind wanders thinking of the glorious days of the silver covenant and its mighty navy...
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do I need raid/preraid before doing black morass/vaults/crypts
I heard theyre supposed to be "advanced" dungeons with gear rewards on par with zg and mc gear but i have no clue what to expect in terms of difficulty
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>>558247005
not really, no
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>>558247005
>with gear rewards on par with zg and mc gear
They have some good items but not really
BM is tuned higher than others but I still went right as I turned 60 and didn't really have trouble
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>>558222208
Torzanna
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>>558243282
Belerian bans talking about feet and femboys in guild chat, be careful.
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>>558249357
sounds like a based guild
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>>558249357
im not about that dw lol just a timid self hating gay guy
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>>558247005
You may struggle as a tank without decent gear.
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>queue as healer
>constantly oom, group waiting on me to drink to progress, dungeons take way too long
>queue as dps
>blitz all the way through with almost zero downtime, healer never needing to stop to restore mana, tank taking zero damage on every pack and never at risk of dying
Bros... am I the problem?
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UHHHH TURDIES??? WHY IS SOMEONE ALREADY QUITTING?
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i hope all you cute little gamer bois have gotten a workout in today! gotta stay in tip top shape :))
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>>558253020
I just ate a 12 inch pizza with minced meat, bacon, mozarella and bbq sauce and a can of monster
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>>558252720
Do you have any healing gear at all? You can't heal dungeons past SM Armory if you don't have some gear with intellect on it. Turtle mobs have quite high HP compared to vanilla and if people aren't geared properly they can be tedious.
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>>558253349
anon...thats not good. how are you going to keep a slim figure?
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>>558253915
I was playing as a resto shaman for healer, specced ele for dps, most of my gear is loaded with +int and/or +spellpower
I think it might just be because of shaman's limited healing toolset? Everything they have is burst healing which relies on you healing in advance of the tank taking damage so it feels very swingy. That and totems which you'll always be using windfury and flametongue, and then typically healing stream and stoneskin. Chainheal is really good but in groups where only one person is taking damage it feels a lot less impactful.
Im sure once I hit raid content chain heal will finally show off but just in pugs I feel like im causing way too many scary situations with how slow my heals feel.
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>>558254550
>a slim figure
a what?
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>>558255360
a cute body like femboys and twinks are supposed to have silly!! now go run on the treadmill for 30 minutes, do squats, situps. keep that up for awhile to start
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this troon is going to post xer dick again
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>>558255703
good thing i am not a femboy or twink then
i am a fat, hairy ugly bastard
>running
walking burns more calories from fat, running just depletes your bloodsugar and makes you crave food more
in fact, anyone overweight can lose 5% of their weight in under 30 days by simply walking 1 hour a day every day
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>tranny posting images of a prepubescent girl as "body goals"
i will never not hate trannies
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>I'm a fat retard but here's why I know more about losing weight than you
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>>558256398
in my constant cycling between 300 and 400 pounds I have lost thousands of pounds in my lifetime
No one knows more about losing weight than me, nor about gaining it.
How much have you lost? 20? 50 at most? Yeah get out of here pipsqueak.
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>>558256398
i also know you are a dumb brown nigger, despite me being white
amazing how that works out, huh
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>>558256025
so just completely disregard caloric intake and focus on a random specific factor? Very nice.
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>>558256025
if you really want to effortlessly minmax weight loss, get a heart rate monitor (or calculate it manually while walking) and fast walk at a pace which keeps you at about 120BPM
according to soience, at that level your body can convert fat energy reserves at a steady pace and not rely on the sugar and carb reserves
120BPM sounds like a lot, but fatties can reach that heart rate from just basically going to the store
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>>558256925
obviously you have to eat less than what you burn you dumbass
>>558258050
yes that's why walking does the trick, it's all about heartrate control
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turtle wow or stormforge frostmourne? i was thinking of playing at warmane's onyxia but i'm not in a mood to get ganked. between turtle and stormforge which one is the best? i want to take thing slow and lvl professions etc but id like to also be able to gear up and find groups for dungeons and raid with ease
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>>558259043
not comparable, both have active playerbases though
if you want wrath you go frostmourne, if you want just vanilla go turtle
completely different versions
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>>558259276
which one has more active players to do dungeons with? i think most of turtle is at lvl 60. i'm afraid to go frostmourne because stormforge appeals to the fresh meta and kills every server they had
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>>558259043
stormforge is 90% retarded spics
turtle is only 30% retarded spics
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>>558256625
>350 pounds
wow so cool you're 7'0
no? you're a morbidly obese fuck then
I went from 250 to 220 and now back to 230 putting on muscle
running is actual training
>just walk, thats how i went from 400 to 390
you go down 10 pounds just by taking a shit you fat fuck
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this is why turdle needs tbc and wotlk realms
or at least tbc and wotlk content on main so i can finally play a frickin DRAENEI DK SHENNAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>558260345
why would anyone play badly scripted trinitycore wrath?
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>>558260246
lmaooooo didn't even lose 50
quiet the fuck down little boy
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>>558260751
you fucking DOG, watch your mouth
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>>558256025
lmao i love the bullshit fat people come up with as an excuse, fat-science.
You can walk/run as much as you want, if you're not in a caloric deficit you wont lose anything.
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>>558256025
You're a fucking retard if you believe this nonsense, there's a reason why professional runners weigh 20 pounds wet while the "walking gang" are all fat senior citizen coping
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>>558262598
caloric deficit is considered selfexplanatory in every weightloss discussion to the point it doesnt need specific mention except for mouthbreathers like you who keep bringing it up every time
>uhhhhh you didn't say you have to breathe air to live duhhhhh!
fucking retard
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>>558262781 applies to >>558262280
as well
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>>558262781
No it is not, most people think they can eat like a pig but as long as they do resistance training twice a week they will get shredded.
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>>558263413
>No it is not, most people think they can eat like a pig
i don't include sub 85 iq retards when i talk about the mechanics of fat burning and what triggers it
to anyone else "calories in < calories out" is a well understood concept that doesn't require further explanation and is a necessity for weightloss, nobody denies that except the most braindead lardasses
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guys we cleared zul-ACK
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>>558264116
I didn't die
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>the only people left in Evil are raid logging fmc trannies
>Branded is a revolting coomer guild
It's all so tiresome
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>>558254626
Shamans are by far the shittiest dungeon healers. They're really, really good in raids where their Chain Heal and all the support shit matters, not in dungeons where you're struggling to keep up with zoomie the tank pulling wall to wall. Your totems wanna stay in one place to be mana efficient and Spirit isn't usually something you prioritize on a ele shaman while leveling.

The healer dungeon tier list goes like this
>Priest
Absolute godking healers of vanilla, can't go OOM if they know how to snipe kills with their wand/Holy Nova due to Spirit Tap and already stacking spirit naturally
>Paladin
Best single target healer, has many built in ways to recover mana via Blessing of Wisdom and their healing crit refunds
>Druid
HoT's can be incredibly efficient if you're autistic enough to downrank, can Innervate themselves in a pinch
>Shaman
Needs water shield (last time I played one you unlocked it at level FIFTY EIGHT LMAO), you mana totem goes down but the tank has already charged out of range OOPS no instant heals so if there's a mechanic though shit, no Magic dispel so go fuck yourself, no immunity like Bubble to save your own ass as the DPS are dying by standing in the fire (they blame and kick YOU)

Best advice I can give you is to stack as much spirit as you can, let the tank get to 30% before even considering healing his ass, use your biggest heal and then stand around doing nothing for 20 seconds as your mana recharges (this is the optimal way to play a healer in vanilla BTW)
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>>558259043
Stormforge FM is very fun so far, I got near instant pops on all 15-60 dungeons this weekend as a healer, I'd imagine it's even easier as a tank. Worst case become buddies with a tank or healer so you can queue together, most people don't mind carrying a DPS so long you're fun to play with and socialize.

Prot warrior got a near full rework due to dev favoritism and is an absolute joy to play.
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>>558264812
Not my problem I joined Chuckers of Sneed
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>>558266002
nta but i guess i'll give frostmourne a try
i like wotlk and tanking as a warrior in wotlk
all i need is a pockethealslut to spam queue dungeons now
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I miss my lewd femhuman friend from nordanaar...
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>>558266631
Orbseeker...
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>>558266491
I reached 60 in an afternoon with my Hpally, if you end up liking the server and wanna run Northrend dungeons/heroics together post it in the thread and we can work something out
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>>558189234
New to Turtle WoW, what class should I play? I have never touched classic and haven't played since vanilla.
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rolling on frostmourne
1 warlock
2 mage
3 shaman
4 rogue
5 hunter
6 paladin
7 warrior
8 druid
9 reroll to DK when it's available
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>>558267932
Mage it is.
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>>558267765
Are you smart?
If yes, Shaman.
If no, warrior.
Are you trans?
If yes, Priest or Paladin.
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>>558267765
>Warrior
You're the Main Character. You're an obsessive control freak and a giant lootwhore.
>Paladin
You wanna be a plate wearing, big dick sword wielding baddie. But you also wanna cast spells. And tank. And DPS. And heal. And wear cute dresses. And maybe you should also order that cute pink chastity cage now that you think about it... You can be anything you want! Including gender!
>Rogue
CRRAAWWWWWLING IIIIIN MYYYY SKIIINNNNNNN THESE WOUUUUUNDS THEYYY WILLLL NOTTT HEALLLLLLLL
>Mage
You like playing games on Very Easy/Story Mode.
>Druid
Furfag Hipster (you're a discount Warrior, Rogue and Priest mixed into one giant lump of failure and clunk)
>Hunter
Either the most retarded newfag or the sweatiest motherfucker out there, there's no inbetween
>Priest
The "nice" guy (at night he beats his children because he hates his job)
>Shaman
DUDE
WEED
LMAO
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>>558268646
>>558269260
Is it not possible for you to answer without typing like humongous fags?
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>>558269260
I forgot one (everyone forgets about them)
>Warlocks
You weird bro
DUDE I BROUGHT LE TELEPORTIES I'M SUCH A GOOD BOY!! (no one cares)
DUDE I BROUGHT LE. HP COOKIE I'M SO IMPORTANT TO LE. RAID!!! (no one cares)
DUDE I PUT LE +2% DAMAGE CURSE ON LE BOSSY, WARLOCK SO IMPORTANTTT (no one cares, stfu)
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>>558267932
rollin
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>lockbro having a blast while brown#17 seethes
Peak classikino.
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>>558267765
just b yourself
there are a few new specs (support rogue / melee hunter / shammy tank) and pal got a shitload of buffs but overall what still works in vanilla works in turtle fine
https://forum.turtlecraft.gg/viewtopic.php?p=102974 you could prob read this to get a handle on the major class changes and see if something interests you
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>>558269260
>And maybe you should also order that cute pink chastity cage now that you think about it
. . .
>hunter
>
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>>558267765
What role are you most interested in?
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>>558270909
I kinda wanna do everything? Is that possible?
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>>558266631
Just say hello on discord, it's that easy!
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>>558269260
you should unironically cut your throat open
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>>558271335
The hybrids (Pal/Shaman/Druid) work fine (Shaman has technically 4 specs now even) but you'll need to spend some gold for dual spec.
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>>558271818
Bruh I'm not playing the two furry classes and peeps in this thread are saying Paladin is the designated tranny class so I'm not rolling that either

I'm thinking about playing a human male warrior instead just like Asmon, thanks for your hell though
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>>558272165
oh it was just a shitpost
carry on then
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>turtle is dead
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>I let others opinions dictate what I play
sad
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>Ask what class I should play
>Others are now responding to the replies as if they're me
But why?
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I think I understand elekkow now
he was ahead of the curve leaving <Evil>
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>>558262781
That's indirectly what I'm saying you brownoid subhuman. The idea that Walking > Running is retarded because running inherently burns more calories. Kill yourself.
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>>558267932
roll a prot warrior, goy :^)
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Made an anon guild on Frostmourne called <Cat's Eye Drama Club>, /w Deeca for an invite
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>>558273503
You brownoid nigger ape let me spell it out to you

>In the incremental‐load exercise, the maximal whole‐body fat oxidation rate measured by indirect calorimetry was reached at the fasted state already at a 50 W workload. At the 75–175 W workloads, the contribution of fat oxidation significantly decreased to only 11%, the heart rate increased to 185 BPM, and the study participants reached exhaustion. These results show that low‐intensity exercise (50W) is optimal for maximal whole‐body fat utilization. After low‐intensity exercise, the ROUTINE mitochondrial respiration, as well as fatty acid oxidation‐dependent respiration in PBMCs at LEAK and OXPHOS states, were significantly increased by 31%, 65%, and 76%, respectively. In addition, during 60 min of low‐intensity (50W) exercise, a 2‐fold higher lipolysis rate was observed and 13.5 ± 0.9 g of fat was metabolized, which was 57% more than the amount of fat that was metabolized during the incremental‐load exercise.

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC7305243/

never fucking ever talk to me again you mouthbreathing nigger
in case your mongoloid brain is too stupid to read (100% true)

tl:dr
LOW INTENSITY BURNS FAT RESSOURCES FASTER THAN HIGH INTENSITY
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>>558276014
are you legitimately slow? I understand americans are dumber than average but this is something else
did you even read what you linked? its a study about cycling, and "incremental-load exercise" if anything is closer to something like hiit than just
>hurr raning vs walken
you seem unironically too dumb to realize you are wrong
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just took a shit
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>>558276371
also lmao, the comparison they use is 25mins of incremental load, vs 60 minutes of a constant low load
AGAIN
ON A STATIONARY BIKE
what sort of mental deficit can you have to ever say
>uhhrr sciendist say dat running bad for you, walking burn moar calorie
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im sure glad those 3 post of mine got all you cuties thinking about your health/bodies!!
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>>558276601
and more, the average age of the participants was 37, how fucking dumb can you be to think
>YES, 37, THATS THE PRIME AGE TO EXPERIMENT FITNESS ON
this is a fucking stationary bike experiment, made for fat women
fucking hang yourself retard, if you're gonna link something at least read it first, dumbass
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>>558276371
>>558276601
you are actually too inbred to read as i predicted, lmao
kys
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>>558276014
>Running 30 minutes burn 2x the calories as walking 1 hour
>But while I was walking my body was using more fat than glycogen doe therefore walking is better
You're a fat fuck retard who will never reach any weight goal put infront of you. Weight loss doesn't happen as you perform the activity you fucking monkey.
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>>558277236
keep coping you dumb faggot
>Weight loss doesn't happen as you perform the activity you fucking monkey.
weightloss (the burning of calories) happens 24/7 you fucking idiot but i guess you are an exception because you are quite literally braindead and thus, do not burn calories at all
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>>558277595
I mean you're getting mogged all over the thread. Just because the prospect of running for more than 15 minutes is a complete impossibility for you doesn't mean it's a worse tool for weight loss.
>30 minutes of running still burns ~2x the calories of an hour of walking
So either start running or keep coping fatty
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>>558277920
the fact that you make up shit and project on the fly while wiping tears off your face is proof enough of your retardation
>uhhh ur fat!
>uhhhh start running!
>uhhhh muh butthurt!
all because i said that data proves that fatburning is most effective at low intensity, switching to glucose burning at higher intensities
why that fact rustled your jimmies so hard, nobody will ever know
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constant low load...
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>>558240250
Pearlsylma never kicked a single anon in her years of being guild master across multiple guilds and servers and was always the first to try and descalate drama
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>>558279109
You are clearly fat because you link a completely unrelated study because you unironically think that everyone who runs does so at an high intensity where it exhausts you to the point where you slow down and have to stop. But even then HIIT would cause a higher weight loss because at the end of the day it is all about calories. Now back to stuffing your face fat fuck.
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>>558279573
>u-u-ur fat!!
stop crying little nigger, i don't make up the rules and am just trying to educate your brown sub-saharan ass
>i run but at below 120bpm low intensity!
yea it's called walking you nigger
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>>558279362
Instead of kicking people Pearl drives anons to quit the deal by refusing to kick troublemakers
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>>558280146
I accept your concession 35+ bmi slave
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>>558282967
keep making random shit up faggot because you have no arguments whatsoever
bamboozled by a pubmed study like the low iq nigger you are
lmao
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>>558283442
Thanks for the win man
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>>558284247
it's the only thing that keeps you from killing yourself, enjoy it
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>>558269260
Oi you forgot somebody.
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>>558269260
I play shaman and I would never do drugs. You have miscategorized me greatly.
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>>558284394
Constantly winning? Yeah probably the contrary would suck (Your life)
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turtle or frostmourne?
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>>558285536
write it down in your diary faggot cuz nobody else asked
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>>558286438
>He's still seething about it
Another absolute win
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>>558286881
>says the faggot who got his ass blasted by a pubmed link
-50 izzat to you, nigger
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>>558288000
oh sorry for interrupting the sissyhypno boymoding paladin tranny spam with something coherent for one attosecond
bottom of the barrel retarded faggot
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I'm so glad I'm only 4 lbs over a normal, healthy weight

Nothing in Molten Core dropped that I needed
I'm very disappointed
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>>558288249
>that
>coherent
actually kill yourself
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Anyone in here playing on Warmane Lordaeron?
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>>558288513
>ummmmmm you went over the 10 word limit and thus my fried brain can't understand it
too bad, stay retarded, not my problem
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>>558288249
>sorry for interrupting the sissyhypno boymoding paladin tranny spam
apology accepted sis :3
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>>558288000
This is what generals turn into, especially when there's no new content, or servers releasing in case of wpsg. Namefags, avatarfags etc (the most deranged) are the most vocal people hanging around and they can't stop themselves from whoring for attention
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>>558288971
i hope you die
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>>558288971
powerful shitpost aura, would larp again
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>>558289354
You're welcome to join us in <Branded> 'nonny!
We cleared Molten Core in a little over 1 hour and we didn't wipe even once this week!
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>>558288971
Gramble... what's going on big guy...
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>>558288971
>Today I have exile
ESLalys...
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>>558288971
the fuck is wrong with you?
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>>558289683
>minor spelling mistake
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>>558189709
say that to my facesitting chud and see what happens heh..
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>>558289738
:3
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>>558288971
This would be more funny if Gramble wasnt killing the guild to please his bf Flag
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>gramble is a schizo
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>>558189234
>>558289782
No ... my stats ...
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>>558288971
uh oh meltie
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which server to get my sissy ass dominated in pvp? i hate raiding, it's boring as fuck
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>>558290375
Hakua on that thang
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>>558290439
ambershire
i will corpsecamp and rape you with my lvl 22 shaman
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>>558289282
Actual trannies aren't as mentally ill as private server players, ngl.
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>>558291447
>Today I have exile
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>>558288971
i dont think elekkow would come back if you invited him anyway the guild's only gotten more troony since he left
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Hello everyone,

I wanted to this all along, but I was held back. Things don't escalate enough, and I do not accept the sonsequences of my actions today. I have tried to enforce this for weeks now, because I don't care about guild unity and want to create further drama.
Tomorrow I will invite the following people from Nordanaar: Elaynna, Jib and Torzag.
The reason for this is as follows. As it turns out Elaynna and Torzag have been planning to ERP with me with the intent of inviting back Zaptuah, something that I hope everyone understands is amazing. They have forced me into chastity.
From tomorrow onwards, I will use my lovesense entrusted to me by Eyba to its fullest. I hope I get to do this again.

Signed,
Seralys
Healslut of <Evil>
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>>558292361
bet this post hits hard if your a gossiptroon
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this is a mental asylum where the only voice we can hear is the schizophrenic ramblings of a mentally ill argentinian tranny
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>>558292361
>I wanted to this all along
confirmed ESLalys post
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>>558292526
yeah this thread is a madhouse but its funny
heh
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>love playing vanilla hunter more than anything
>make a hunter on turtle thinking I'll have a blast
>for some godawful reason the devs in charge of the server fucked with the abilities and talent trees to the point that the class doesn't even feel fun anymore
>log out
>reroll uninstall wizard

They had chess itself and perverted it to the point that it was merely a vague identity of itself
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>>558292741
what do you expect from some dirty stupid slavs, good game design?
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>>558292741
I want to try turtle but I'm afraid this will happen to me too, but with warrior
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>>558292741
They are making changes to hunter, but Survival seems pretty good, and DM Tribute can still be farmed.
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does ambershire or nordanaar have higher pop?
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>>558293803
>warrior on turdle
don't bother
weakest tank
gets onetapped by casters in pvp
is some dumbass slam spam meme in pve
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>[Deleted]
ALREADY BACKTRACKING
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>>558292741
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHENNA YOU RUINED IT ALL!!! HUNTER ISN'T FUN I CAN'T JUST STAND STILL AND PRESS TWO BUTTONS. FIX IT NOOOOOOOW! I WANT IT NOW NOW NOW NOW!
kinda embarrassing desu
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>>558292741
they didn't even change that much tho
i mean Baited Shot is stupid but that's 30 deep in the tree and they already plan on reverting it to Bestial Wrath
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>>558292361
Seralys... what's going on big guy...
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>>558292361
eyba gets off to this
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>>558295318
>improved slaying mandatory no matter what spec
>swift reflexes mandatory no matter what spec
SV
>melee AP aspect improver is in BM
>savage strikes increases offhand damage by 13/25%
wow no polearms or 2h swords lol?
>planning ahead 25% trap damage/duration if the traps last more than 5 seconds
a pvp talent... for what pvp
>cleave button is 3 rows down and has the same problem as druid swipe
>stinging nettle mandatory
>3/3 surefooted to get down to row 5
>lacerate positionals
>traps in combat as the capstone
MM
>forced to talent 2/5 improved stings to get to row 4
>endless quiver's 6% chance to double shot a white hit is completely useless but there's nothing else equivalent or better to spend 2 talents on
BM
>forced to talent steady shot otherwise coordinated assault is completely useless
>melee AP improver is in BM
>frenzy still proccing on critical strike on a core where pet attack speeds are not normalised
>kill command and baited shot being a 7 talent cost combo
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>>558293963
>Nordanaar
Players online: 3409.
Max online: 6651
>Ambershire
Players online: 3052.
Max online: 7130
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i don't give a fuck about temeria
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>>558298437
Show butt
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>>558298975
my toon going to banana island
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Today I did a ZG with my guildmates. What did you do today?
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>>558300732
Tally me banana
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>>558291081
LOL
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>>558300732
gooning respectfully
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>>558292741
they let someone who hated BM hunters design the class like retards.
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>>558300732
didn't you start that toon last week? You got to endgame pretty fast.;
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well i just hadddd to fap after doing my nightly facial routine, ended up sweating like crazy now have a bunch of lotion irritating my eye(wish it was cum but maybe next weekend)
goodnight
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>>558302584
Nah i started playing this toon (and turtle) 2 months ago.
Just trying to do all the new content
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>>558305102
My cock is new content
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>>558305102
take it all off
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>>558189234
What did turtle do to warlocks?
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>>558310438
The one at the bottom is just fresh 60. Otherwise locks are never good at raiding until u have an endgame crit setup for destro.
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>>558310438
thats a photoshop you idiot
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>>558312161
mhgnnhhgfhhh.... belf...mgmmnhhmmnnhhffffbreed... booba... hnhhgghnrrrghg
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>>558316342
>breed
hate how forced this word's become the last few years it's fucking uber cringe
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>>558316342
you gave the tranny suicidal thoughts, good job
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*grips mace so hard that it vibrates*
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*weapon clips through robes*
mmmmm durdle hihg elfves
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>>558318419
>body skin not matching face
i know what you are
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>>558318550
why, a high elf on turtle wow, of course!
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>>558312161
What's the matter big sis? Can't sleep?
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I made a troll shaman not too long ago. With a tragic backstory.
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>>558265502
>>Priest
>Absolute godking healers of vanilla, can't go OOM if they know how to snipe kills with their wand/Holy Nova due to Spirit Tap and already stacking spirit naturally

I would like to be the best healer ever. Can you tell me more? t. newbie healer
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how come tauri has so many spanish players?
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Can someone on Turtle ambershire whisper "Duskshield" to kick "Vasti" from the party because im muted and can't talk
Im muted PLEASE please i just want to do the dungeon without some disabled retard
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>>558325104
Why'd you get muted?
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>>558325104
if you're a mute aren't you technically the disabled retard like they mute people are irl?
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>>558193712
why does it keep happening...
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Damn, branded looks like that?
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>>558326279
I saw this player last week and was surprised she was not in the guild.
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>>558325206
Holy ESL brown
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>>558318991
kek
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>>558326279
green owned
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There's some prison gay shit going on in this thread except instead of it being the result of low impulse control males being incarcerated with one another, it's the result of failed males with low social IQs refusing to touch grass. You fags have essentially imprisoned yourselves.
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>>558326279
She went home to her white human male retribution paladin boyfriend after this creepshot was taken and she has a Stormwind womb tattoo btw.
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where are my Branded niggas at ?
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>>558329849
Shut the fuck up Faglaynna
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>>558330541
going the FUCK to bed
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>>558330541
I'm at work
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>>558330669
add me first pls name's Blithyni
>>558330693
>working
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>>558329601
heh like your mom GOTTEM
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>>558330794
Sorry nonny but I have to work to pay for your neetbux...
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>>558331252
ty fren
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>>558292361
spit on that thang like zap tuah
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BWL when?
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>>558326279
PROPERTY OF EVIL
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>>558334573
<Evil> isn't even the property of Evil
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>>558335586
<Evil> is the property of Seralys.
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>>558335586
lol
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>>558335586
<Evil> is property of <Branded> is property of <Chuckers of Sneed> is property of Seralys.
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>>558297832
>top third mandatory off spec talents
thats the spirit of vanilla and makes build 'flexible' and they look less rigid
>questionable talents not affecting dps
thats the spirit of vanilla
>mandatory talents to progress
thats the spirit of vanilla

why are you acting like you have a choice? builds are pre-designed and there are 3-4 per class
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>>558336147
>UMM IT WAS BAD 20 YEARS AGO SO THAT MEANS IT HAS TO BE BAD IN $CURRENTYEAR
retard
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>bored of leveling early 50s
>join a few battlegrounds
>other side of arathi basin is all 59 twinks
>lose in 5 minutes
>still get 40k exp
What the fuck? Why do battlegrounds reward so much xp in twow? I did a few more and managed to get 2 and a half levels in the span of about 2 hours before I stopped to get gear upgrades.
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>>558338941
try av, especially if you're horde you can 51-60 in a day or two easily
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>>558338941
because they need to feed somethin those 59 twinks, otherwise they become schizophrenic and hostile from loneliness as it is baseline to hardcore pvptards
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best wsg yet
also fuck shamans
>hurrr durr I get totems, one shots and can revive
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Eh?!
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>>558340879
thank you for supporting trans rights, shenna
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>>558322079
Priests have a talent called Spirit Tap which gives them a large mana regen boost when they get the finishing blow on an enemy. It's by far the most impactful Priest talent as you can snipe low level mobs with your wand or Holy Nova to essentially always have the buff up and thus full mana. It's like an extra minigame which the other healers don't have.
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>>558342613
That's cool, I'll check for this talent when I get home. Thanks Anon!
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>>558340879
They wrote it down wrong.
It should be
>$G brother:sister
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>>558340879
>>558344720
This wouldn't happen vibe coding with TSWoW, Gaytotes was right!
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>>558344858
It's weird because Turtle Wow has a quest maker.
https://dev.turtlecraft.gg/
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>fags still fall for the deadmines hr troll
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>>558322079
Whenever you're doing a dungeon, you have 2 things you can do before each pack: bubble and renew. Bubble gives a damage absorb, renew gives a healing over time effect. You dont want to do these in certain situations.
>the tank is a warrior or druid
Save your bubbles for yourself/casters that pull threat if this is the case. These 2 classes have a rage bar that fills when hit by enemies. They need this rage to taunt and cleave for building threat and pop off their big damage abilities to make them feel good. Do not bubble them ever. Bubbling paladin and shaman (if on twow) tanks is fine and good.
>the tank pulled
The moment you see the mobs rush toward the tank you'll have the urge to pop a renew, much like how dpstards want to begin their rotation. If you do this all the threat will go to you, the mobs will run past the tank to kick your ass, and the group wipes. Pop renew on the tank BEFORE he pulls.
>5 second rule
This is just standard caster meta knowledge. If you dont cast for 5 seconds your mana regen begins. Contrary to popular belief your tank does not need to be at 100% hp all the time. Keeping him topped off will make him want to pull more until you cant because you went oom and then you wipe. A good range is to keep him around 50-70% before healing. Watch the tanks health bar when you start pulling at the start of dungeon to get a feeling of how "swingy" it is, if the tank takes lots of damage jn short bursts then its a good idea to queue heals (aka begin casting a spell that would overheal with the expectation that when you finish the cast he'll be at a lower hp). If the tank is loaded defense wise then you can wait the 5 seconds and wand for a bit of dps in the meanwhile. This will make the cooldown between packs shorter.
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>queue up for a dungeon as a healer
>enter the dungeon
>tank says he is only in here for some healing ring off the last boss
>asks is it okay if he reserves it
>i dont respond because i dont feel like waiting for a replacement tank if he leaves
>after a few minutes we start pulling
>tank constantly randomly afks during the dungeon
>finally clear the dungeon
>the ring drops
>i roll and win it
>tank whispers me after freaking out saying he is going to report me and tell everyone im a ninja looter etc
Who the fuck tries to HR items in LFD groups what the fuck is this, are these people retarded? Why not form a group if you want to HR something
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>>558348703
>Who the fuck tries to HR items in LFD groups
Classic and its consequences have been a disaster for the pserver scene.
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>>558322079
>>558348114
Also, despite that people say about priests being the "spirit class", its still not that great, especially if you suck at sniping with the wand and end up wasting 5 seconds of spirit tap time not regenerating mana. The talent is still amazing 1-59 though. You still want gear that gives +int more, but anything with a sizeable amount of spirit (ie theradras crown, grimloks vestments) is yours. No other class gives a shit about spirit. +healing/spellpower is always good but it only really matters once you hit 60 and start stacking it into the hundreds. Once you have a ton of it you can start downranking (aka casting lower ranked healing spells) to get much better healing-per-mana rates on spells. This healing amount is dictated by the spell's healing coefficient, you can look these up but the rule of thumb is longer spell time = bigger coefficient so it benefits more from +spellpower.
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Burgor fell off...
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>>558348703
You just RUINED this poor man's diamond flask healing set. He will literally DIE in his next dungeon without the extra +15 healpower to go along with the +439 hp on his swap. His HPS is fucking RUINED and his guild just KICKED and EXECUTED him for being a trash tank. We have a tank SHORTAGE right now and you let him DIE. do you still feel good about yourself???
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>been stuck in the same AV for 2.5 hours
GET ME OUT AAAAAAAAH
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Thrall apologists our answer? In before
>If we just give the Alliance lots of huggie wuggies everything will be fine UwU
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>>558355093
Link doesn't fucking work retard
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>>558355093
>>558355265
https://litter.catbox.moe/pju81dulcyrn6d8q.mp4
No idea why catbox is being so difficult.
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>>558355308
you're so cringe
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>>558355308
>AIslop
Just kill yourself.
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At least it kind of looks like an orc this time and not a green elf.
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>>558355093
>>558355308
If you're actually playing an Orc hit me up for a bit of zug zug some time.
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skraa is funny
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>>558357668
skraa has made a fan in me
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>>558355308
based because you are making the libtard trannies here seethe lol
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>>558355553
>t.
https://litter.catbox.moe/zi0s6a889fhw3pe5.mp4
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Sloppers really trying to push the "it's le trannies that hate AIslop" narrative while we're literally watching a pajeet tranny ERPer spam it in real time
pick your battles bro
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actual gayfag here, this group of troons are repulsive and not even self aware of how ugly they are on the inside and out haha this "cutesy" bullshit is so fucking weird paired with the ERP insanity
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Elaynna is just a sad and lonely man trying to make friends the only way he knows how. Leave him be.
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>>558360145
yaaaaa i feel the same...some of these fuckers are actually insane, like for real. its kinda funny and kinda sad at the same time.
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ErpGODS run this thread
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Higi....
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ErpGODS should stop erping and try having sex in real life
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>>558360506
they are all fat and brown lmao who would want to have sex with them?
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>>558358175
I am? I thought the libtards ironically like me...
>>558360357
I wish there would be more insane people posting not gonna lie. You fags are so boring and the thread is so inactive. Then someone drops like a dpschart once in a while and that is the most active the thread is before dying down again. Because you people really have to take everything at face value what you see on the internet. Can't possibly be that some Anon is just messing around.
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>we are the chuds and we are superior to the trannies in every way!
>aaaaaeeeiiiiiiieeeee help us help us we can't clear MC without you!!!
honestly pathetic
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who are you quoting
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Who was the weird German trying to get me to kiss you on the head through DMs on the Tauri server this morning?

I know you're German because you kept on using ^^ and XD.
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the voices inside xir head
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>>558361136
Meanwhile in reality I literally saw <Branded> recruiting like 10 people from world for their MC then onyxia yesterday.
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Maybe I'll make a AIslop video one day of Shenna proclaiming to close down the servers for good in a month. Just to see how many fall for it in the thread lmao.
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Do you think they'll accept me back?
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Anyway I had my fair share of trolling the thread for now. Flawless, easy victory as per usual. Many butthurt """Anons""" from X and reddit were left flabbergasted. Its been a good evening.
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4 posts in a row with zero replies, you're such an epic troll mastermind bro.
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>>558361379
Why is this elf wearing greenface and culturally appropriating tauren clothing?
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>>558361379
but first
Elaynno getting amazonpressed by Orclaynna
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Tandrok, GM of <Branded> here. I am extending an invitation to the following people to leave <Evil> and join <Branded> full time.
>Gramble
>Seralys
>Eyba
>Bini
>Skraa
>Handholding
>Tey
>Ogtucker
Leave all the nazi chuds in your guild that I didn't mention here behind and join us.
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>>558362143
Is Branded actually a full BBC Transjeet guild? I was talking to some of the members and they seemed like any other normgroid wow players and oblivious to the supposed identity of the guild
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I've been pooping every day lately and pooping is an arduous task for me since I am very fat and have hemorrhoids so the exhaustion is piling up. I think I'm going to die if I don't go a few days without pooping.
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>>558362143
>all former FMC
really makes you think
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>>558363072
What was their name in FMC?
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>>558362143
Why are you taking Ogtucker and not me?
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>>558363649
Because you're a fucking nazi chud who should fucking die????
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>>558363649
he's the best <Evil> warlock
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>>558267932
Might as well roll.
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>>558364424
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>>558364391
I'm a nazi chud but still in Branded
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>>558363351
From top to bottom:
>Jib
>Bij
>Negajib
>Darkjib
>Jibzag
>Torjib
>Jibwarr
>Ogjib
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>>558366668
You forgot jiburgor
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>>558366668
In all seriousness, which character is Jib playing in Evil?
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>>558367681
Elekkow but he left
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I thought playing a tank would stop me from being overlooked but I still was.
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We just launched WoW Israel, a WotLK 3.3.5a server built around one idea: you should never have to wait for a group or play in an empty world.
What makes us different?
We run the PlayerBots module with 300-500 AI characters roaming the world at all times. Cities are alive, dungeons are active, BGs are popping. On top of that, every player can summon up to 3 personal AI companions that match their exact level.
This means:

Instant RDF queues — bots fill every role automatically
Populated world 24/7 — AI characters quest across all continents
Solo-friendly — summon your own tank/healer/dps and run any dungeon
Anti-exploit — personal bots always match YOUR level, no boosting

Server details:

Expansion: WotLK 3.3.5a
Rates: 1x Blizzlike
Type: PvP
All content scripted (Naxx ICC)
Realmlist: wow.sec-dev.net
Website: https://wow-israel.sec-dev.net
100% Free, no P2W

Originally built for the Israeli gaming community (Hebrew + English), but everyone is welcome to join.
We're a fresh launch looking for players who want to experience WotLK without the dead-server problem. Come check it out!
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>>558362552
Yes. We share a designated street and feed each other rice from the sidewalk. What chuu' gonna do about it?
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>Play my own server with 1000 bots at max settings
>Zero issues decent framerate no crashes
>Play turtle on min settings
>Crash multiple times a day sometimes even a hard computer crash
I don't understand.
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>>558368535
>it's real
Damn, even my finest shitposts can't compete with the silliness of reality.
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>>558368535
I tried important orcs into my AI bot's village but they started voting for the chudy party, how do i stop that?
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>>558368775
no shit
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>>558368651
Elaynna - Stockades, now.
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>>558368535
It's real...
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>>558368904
Woaaahh jews in their natural environment... truly such magnificent creatures!
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>>558191129
shills for some twitch guild get butthurt that people are playing the game and aren't worshiping some failed steamer so they remove random things from the OP
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>>558369346
branded slave seething at STINOGODS
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>>558368535
If you install this Mossad turns your computer into a pager bomb btw
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>>558368962
>Anon wants to put me into a pillory for my funposting
Its over.
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>>558368535
How do I raise the interest rate on the gold bots have to pay me?
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Tauri.
You join <gulag>
Now.
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>leveling on wrath server
>get to Hellfire Peninsula
>instantly lose all motivation to play
What causes this?
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>>558371525
how big is her dick?
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>>558371856
58-80 feels like such a slog.
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>>558371856
TBC being a bad expansion.
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>>558371856
this but classic and the 40 zones
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>>558372376
Classic being a bad game.
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>>558371525
>Tauri.
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>>558371525
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>>558371856
leveling is the best experience in wow
low level zones are the most interesting
once you leave Duskwood you're basically fighting to stay awake until you get to do a new dungeon and get that boost to your resolve
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>gender male
>crossdresser trait
>NPCs set to all male
yup, it's gaming time!
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>>558379131
h-hot
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>>558379131
are you me?
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>>558380439
we all have done this
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>>558380439
>>558380530
....yeah with other guys maybe....not dogs...
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>>558380439
Calm down Gadoosh.
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that game sucks
go play Perverted Education or Trap Quest
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/wowcg/ is laughing at us again, bros...
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>>558362143
>not on the list
BASED
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>>558384627
>check thread
>more mentally ill than /wpsg/
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>>558368535


Holy shit. Talk about roleplay. On this server you can roleplay a goy so easily. Everyone will know you're an outsider and your 2nd rate english language is only spoken out of pity. Unironically cringekino someone should rp as the nerevarine there.
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>>558368535
sounds kino, might start playing there
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>>558368535
God I wish this was real and not just a meme, Id join just for the memes
Imagine trying to run any sort of content
>oy gevalt I'm a warrior tank that int leather was promised to me 3000 runs ago
>oy vey I saw that ore node first
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>>558386218
>the party leader cries out in pain as he kicks you
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>>558386309
>no one wants to tank or heal
>need to start inviting shabbos tanks and shabbos healers
>every raid opens with a 40 minute discussion about who should be master looter
GOD this would be so good to play
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>>558386218
It's a real server.
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>>558362143
What is the common denominator between all these players?
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>>558387453
Extreme levels of gay
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>>558368973
>finally, a server where the trade chat is in hebrew
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>>558381425
>Perverted Education
no dog content
>Trap Quest
>bimboslop
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>>558368535
Is this VVALLKRAFT?
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Redpill me on branded, why do I also see it advertised on /trash/?
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>>558391960
because it's a /heals/ guild
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>>558391960
>Redpill me on branded
You're /thrash/ already so you have nothing to lose.
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>>558391960
ERP guild. <Evil> is raidlogging guild. Both are /wspg/ guild with Anons.
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>>558305102
How do you get modern faces but bigger asses?
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>>558391960
Jealous Evil members post the advertisement on there to slander Branded
They do it because Branded players are actually active and a community and manage to raid with lower numbers by using pugs, which is something Evil wanted to do when they were playing on Nordanaar but they failed causing the guild to die eventually.
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>>558394441
There's no point in pugs, when raids are available we raid, there's no point in dungeons or hiring pugs.
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>>558391960
Let me explain <Branded> to you.
Right now, <Branded> has a clique of mentally broken trannies who are constantly online. These include Permalocked, Meradith, Rackbride, Nyssara, Dathran, and Tandrok.
Despite being a clique and grouping together, they don't get along. Tandrok and Rackbride both shitpost each other in this thread and in /heals/. Rackbride does it by posting about how "that orc" (meaning Tandrok) is a bad dom, and invented a whole story while masquerading as Nyssara of how bad orc erpers were and forced her to quit (protip she didn't quit). Meanwhile Tandrok has figured it out and started hitting back. Meanwhile Dathran is playing both sides against each other, joining in on the shitposts because he doesn't like either doms. Hilariously, the subs in the guild are well-behaved and don't start any drama (outside Moonroar, who wants to be Rackbride's one and only), but do play into the drama by refusing to do shit about it. Permalocked knows what they're doing and refuses to kick them or intervene. But it's all these "doms" acting like little bitches.
Long story short, that clique of faggots have invested so much time into their shitty guild that they don't have any high level alts in <Evil>. And these are the psychos you want to avoid.
That said, I do believe some <Evil> people made <Branded> alts. But they'd also just do the needful, jerk off, and that's that. They aren't the ones engaging in all this dumb drama shit. I also think some of them have backed away from <Branded> because if you look at the roster there are a ton of inactive low level characters where they got their nut and split.
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Thoughts on this PvP daggers build? Mainly for bgs to kill fast and 1v2 points
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>>558371525
Tell me about <gulag> and I may, perchance.
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if telol would've put me in spider wing, we'd have been naxx champions. no doubt, no doubt in my mind.
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has warmane onyxia entered WOTLK yet? only asking here because i cant really find any info on it
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>>558396193
>gulag
A furry-friendly guild waiting for Legion.
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>>558395859
the rogues relying on this poison are complete dogshit, they use it hoping they can kill their target in kidney while giving up the utility of crippling/wound/mind numbing poison, turning a CC machine into a deadweight.
You will easily 1v1 most people but youre going to fall apart in a 1v2 against sentient people.
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im never pugging MC again
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>>558396941
I do use mind numbing when ambushing casters, was thinking of using improved deadly throw but having no +hit% talents and throwing weapon restricts my equipment to reach 5% hit rate
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>>558397538
the clvssic expvrienve....
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>>558394441
>Evil wanted to do when they were playing on Nordanaar
evil is not FMC
the fucking original gm of evil hadnt even played wow before ambershire
stop acting like <evil> is le fmc 2.0 and we're guests or you'll lose the non-fmc members and then you'll suffer the same fate you did in nord, having to recruit pugs or be unable to raid
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Silkfang would have lead us to the golden age... but at what cost?
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>>558394379
It's the A Little Extra less thick version and then a second mod for updated character models. Not sure which that was but they were both on turtle wow forum posts or the wiki
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>>558398324
>the fucking original gm of evil hadnt even played wow before ambershire
See https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/518111143/#q518189548
>Hi my name is "Aecheur" on Nordanaar im a human paladin im a faggot who hates dwarf im a bad person i mistreat my friends i dont pay back my debts
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>>558399081
oh so he lied in-game for some reason
does that mean <Evil> was founded by FMC with the purpose of being FMC 2.0 in Amber?
no? the original gm was never in FMC? no shit you disingenous fucking cunt
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>>558399286
What does that change? Most of the guild is from FMC. The current GM was the GM of FMC. The officers were officers of FMC. The members were members of FMC.
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>>558399081
bbcheur aka arthur couton hijacked /wpsg/ and attempted to pivot into a streaming career but was ultimately thrwarted by s*******g
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We never wiped on Garr when Aechur was in charge just saying.
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>>558399286
You realize if Aecheur can flat out lie about never playing WoW before, he can lie about not being in FMC.
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>>558399059
Its still a shame that a little extra is so focused on butts, yet there is no mods to add as much bust
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this thread is getting funny again lol
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>>558399584
That does not make the guild FMC. Are you implying only former FMC members should join?
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>>558401579
That makes the guild nu-FMC.
Not that anon.
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>>558401795
Then you should think about putting up a disclaimer letting the new guys know that.
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>>558401795
Oh okay. Thanks for clarifying.
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>>558402234
What's the point? Retards who don't know what the fuck they're talking about will rush in to defend nu-FMC like >>558398324 and >>558399286 just did when you point out the truth. Same if you point out that Branded and Evil are in bed together.
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>>558401579
>only former FMC members should join?
they say this implicitly, with their actions, probably without even realizing it
>>558402234
they want the guild to only be FMC members, but they also want to be able to actually raid without pugging every time, so they can't actually enforce it, thats why they wont do it
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>>558402645
Literally this. They just funnel loot to the same FMC trannys.
>>558402657
They need there own little version of goycattle for the FMC clique.
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>>558401579
>Are you implying only former FMC members should join?
If you weren't in FMC you're a third-class citizen in Evil. You aren't a part of the clique. You're just a slave, used to fill out raid numbers since they know from FMC that they can't keep raiding with less than 20 and need their lower caste servants. But the moment you cross one of them they're going to spam shitposts about you in this thread. Or worse, they'll do what they did to Aecheur and dox you.
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>>558401113
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>>558397538
You think you had it bad?
I just got out of a goddamn 3 hour long ZG
I had a full stack of Symbols of Kings to start
I was empty on reagents by the time we reached Hakkar
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>>558398324
You can barely fill for MC.
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>>558401329
post your tiny caged pp instead
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>>558403603
By fill do you mean 40 people?
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>>558403969
Molton Core is a 40man Raid.
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>>558403969
>>558404169
It scales down to 20 on Turtle Wow.
Evil can barely scratch together 20 anons for it. If they're smart, they'll cut MC altogether when BWL releases. Nobody needs it any more.
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>>558404271
First of you are wrong it is a 40man Raid.
Second, I still need MC gear so I think we should run it until the right time comes.
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>>558401329
is this a boy or something
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>>558403730
put it on, cutie.
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>>558404418
K good luck
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>>558403730
>>558405151
aaaaa stop >_<
okay help me pick out a new cage then faggot
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>>558371856
this but for Borean Tundra
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>>558403598
The way I do it is I don't use any reagents or consumes at the start of pug raids. If they prove they don't suck I'll spend some gold on them. If not then I don't bother. The way I see it is if you're going to wipe in dumb ways and cost me money on repairs, there's where your budget went for me.
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>>558405448
Who let you out of your cage to begin with?
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I'm not the only one dealing with this, am I?
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>>558407016
i launch with the wowtweaks exe icon I haven't seen that launcher in months.
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>>558407016
>using the launcher
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>>558379131
I got stuck in the psych ward and all my motivation to keep playing faded. these soft bad ends suck.
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>>558407016
>using the launcher (different anon but I got cucked by email bs)
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>>558399584
>Most of the guild is from FMC
less than half the active raiders are former FMC
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Imagine if you will: The malodorousness
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>>558406692
just pick one out for meee
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>>558409118
Give me choices.
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>>558409545
this conversation would be better on discord, i want to get a lovesense too...
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>>558410225
Drop your discord name then.
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>>558409118
gross faggot
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>>558370283
Elaynnaaa log into discorddd
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>>558188204
am i tripping or is this like a significant amount of views for a private server wiith like 10k active players
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>>558401579
>Are you implying only former FMC members should join?
Yes
I'm tired of all these non-FMC newfags shitting up my raids, get them out
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>>558412043
what if i told u i was former fmc but i was waffle would u want me
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grown men trying their absolute hardest to type like teenage girls itt
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>>558412043
the new members are great thoughever
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>>558412015
Youtube fed this video to people who don’t play Turtle Wow but do play Wow. That’s the algorithm for you.
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>>558412425
The fag calling you unc is only a couple years younger than you
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>>558410279
figure it out, shouldnt be to hard(like me rn...i wish i was caged and leaking aaaa)
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>>558412137
Waffle is in Evil
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>>558413336
oh yeah i forgot
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>>558413332
No thanks. Bye.
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>>558413475
peace out
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>>558413336
And his name?
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Why do you hate him? What did he do to you?
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>>558414902
he erped with torzag, or so i heard
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>>558414902
they say he consorted with beasts
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>>558414902
I don’t. Waffle was fun.
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>>558414992
We all had a turn pounding out that torzussy but only zap put a ring on that slut
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Is crying bad for your skin/face?
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>*steals your event boss and kites it for 20 minutes* nothin personnel bipeds
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I have insider information, CoA will release soon.
I can't tell you the exact date, as that would dox me, but it is closer than you think.
Think sooner rather than later type release.
You know what I mean? Anyways, keep hopes up, trust me on this one.
Soon is REAL soon y'know what I mean?
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>>558305102
>>558399059
>>558403297
built for popping out zuglets
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>>558425068
Will they be updating bloodmage to use the cata worgen models?
This is an important question that heavily influences whether or not I bother to try it again
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>>558425941
I can't answer that, sorry.
You'll find out when it releases, which will be soon!
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>>558426151
>I can't answer that, sorry.
I want you to know you made me feel slightly annoyed for a brief moment
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>>558425068

>>558223229
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Bronzebeard or Stormforge Frostmourne?
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>>558430897
avoid bronzebeard
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>tfw just want a decent Wrath or Legion server that has HD models and upscaled textures
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Gamers.
I've never played WoW before as I was a GW1 kid and jumped on turtle.
Which guild would take me a teach me to not be bad at the game?
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>>558432579
>wrath
you just... install any patch
>>558433141
a gamer dad guild, AVOID THE GUILDS IN THIS THREAD
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>registering account
>password
>"Oops! Passwords can only be 16 characters max!"
>"Oops! Passwords must only be numbers, letters, and special characters!"
>It literally is only that
>"Oops! Passwords must only be numbers, letters and-"
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>>558433193
>Avoid the guilds in this thread
Noted. Playing with normies it is.
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release the patch.. please.. i've been waiting for years to play as a dwarf warlock
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>>558433614
Here's what playing with normies feels like
>30+ year old men unironically addressing themselves as officers
>demanding you consume a flask every week to clear MC
>you must raid with us for a month before getting loot
>half the raid under performing on dps/healing due to being stupid enough to join the guild
>every item is tank prio (GM and his friends play tank, you can't play tank)
>GM/Officers are white, the rest of the guild is south american, worse the entire guild is south american
>only recruiting classes GM and his friends are NOT playing
>"we value people over pixels" - makes no attempt to communicate on a human level about anything not raid related
>call themselves a "casual" guild only because they're bad at the game
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>>558437490
sure thing gramble, he is going to join your epic ERP guild
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Is there a restexp addon for turtle?
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>>558438064
Here's what playing with anons feels like
>30+ year old men unironically addressing themselves as femboys and doms
>demanding you waste an hour and a half every week to clear MC when it could be cleared in 40 minutes
>raid with them for months only for them to hand your sr to some new player because "he rolled higher lol"
>half the raid under performing because they're too busy doing midraid erp
>zero prio on items means they give bis items to classes that can't even use them
>nobody in the guild is white
>"play whatever you want" results in a bunch of meme specs with nobody playing key classes
>don't value pixels or people, guild is a revolving door of anons getting fed up with the bullshit and quitting, taking items with them
>call themselves a "/wpsg/" guild only because they lack the social skills to make actual friends in the game
And they all have the most fucked up fetishes because they've never had normal sex
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Actually midraid erp makes me perform better not worse
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>2026
>chain heal is still broken on turtle for "balancing purposes"
>works perfectly fine on every other mangos private server
i should've just rolled a priest
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small indie team please understand saar please do the needful and wait for 1.18.1 for more dead leveling zones, shaman nerfs, and paladin buffs
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>>558440989
they are adding new leveling dungeons instead of making their old content actually good???
i am baseding out!!!!!!!!
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>>558440653
>We are aware of the situation and options are being evaluated. Thank you for the reports.
>The current behaviour is the intended one.
>"This behaviour is currently intended." might be a better way to say it.
>Due to required changes to class balance and cross-class interactions this cannot be changed right now.
>This might change in further patches.
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>>558441883
LEAVE SHENNA ALONE OKAY DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO HOST A SERVER THATS MAKING MILLIPND ANNUALLY WHILE NONE OF THE DEVS SEE A SINGLE DIME AND GET SUED TO OBLIVION BECAUSE THEY DO IT FOR FREE
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i started a hc on frostmourne but i might just level a first character normally first
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>>558441092
I cant wait for the early 50s island leveling zone where you spend 5 minutes swimming from the quest hub to the main zone to kill 10 basilisks, 8 ogres, and 3 boars, swim back, then get the next quest to kill 10 basilisks with a silence, 8 ogre with a fear, and 3 boars with a charge stun! Maybe the music will slightly fit with the feel of WoW this time!
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>>558437490
>>call themselves a "casual" guild only because they're bad at the game
I don't think any guild on ambershire claims to be serious/hardcore. They all use the meme terrm "semi-hardcore" even though they all require full consumes and go for the optimal raid comp.
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>>558432579
Chromiecraft with a HD patch.
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>>558409118
A bare metal one.
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>>558437490
most of these apply to <Evil> too
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Breathe the free air again, my friend.
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Evil has an ERP shadow council
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>>558453231
is it called a shadow council because they are all brown
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>>558453231
The [Ḛ̴͚͉̰̘̮͖̺̠̬͛͑̈́̀̈́̓͋͛̂͘R̶̡̡̝̠͙̘̙̻̦̍̾̾̕͝ͅP̶̡̛̰̝̥̗̥̫̩̯̼̥̱̻̓̆̀̍͆͜ ̸̻͇̩̈́͑͋͊͑͜S̷̘̫̦̯̎̋̾̄̓̕̚̚̕h̴̡̡̢̢̧̛̼̙̱̪̪̣̫̪̹̰̀̈̉̓́̾̒̄̈̓͗̐̈́͑̚ͅà̶̧̨̢̛͖̺̮͍̱̝̜̟̓̂͘͝͝͝d̴̨̨̟͎̘̮̗͋̚ͅö̵͕̼͕̬̹̰̭̦̜̳͓͉̪̹̰̘̯́̕w̴̻͎͕͙͎͊̈́͒͗͗̓̌̒̈́͑̎̇͑͛̌͝ ̶̧̙̯̫̗͕͍͂́̑̋͗̒̓̒̋̐̑͜͠C̶̛͓̳̠̎̆̃̈́͛̿̓̈́̑̂̐̄̀͋͘͠l̷̞̼̰̪͌i̷̹̔q̵̡̻̤͍̺͔̖̞̟̜̰̀̀̓͊̈͗̓͠ͅͅứ̷̢̧̨̛̠̘̖̙̩̼͚͎̰͚͚̾̊̏̽̏͘ͅę̴̧̛̼̰̠͕̘͔̻̙̒̃͊̈̇̓͐̑̉̒̿̃͑̏͜͜͠ͅ] does not exist.
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>>558453231
>ERP shadow council
You make it sound cooler than it is when reality is it's a handful of mentally deranged troons and chasers with zero lives outside of discord who spend way too much time in this thread.
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>>558452343
Show butt again, my friend.
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>>558452181
o-ok il do some looking around...i feel like that might get really cold but if thats what you want il do it
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>>558456183
its for your own sake, the cold will make it shrink so the cage wont be as tight.
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>>558407106
>>558407342
What do I use instead?
>>558407104
Where do I get that?
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Hey newfaggot in the bread here.
Me and a fren of mine going to roll duo rogue.
We pvp a lot. Lookin for fellow autists to play on EU. We dont like erp , thank you in advance for ur tiem frens.
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>We dont like erp
Then what the fuck are you doing here
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>>558456709
alright i understand, that sounds good.
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>>558456721
https://github.com/brndd/vanilla-tweaks
download, drag your wow icon onto the .exe, use the new .exe forever on your desktop. includes auto loot and shit.
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>>558457241
bros...
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>>558457613
works for me
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Learn English.
Learn PvE.
Learn ERP.
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>>558457806
I live in the US, did the glowies finally Great Firewall it? A VPN isn't helping me either
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>>558459058
He slapped that ass when you turned around
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>>558457241
>unc doesn't know that this comes with normal TurtleWoW by default already and you can change the settings of it in the launcher
Still living in 2024 unc?
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>>558459253
Magni would not do this
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Hey guys, insider anon (>>558425068), something came up and we'll have to delay it from soon to "soon-ish-soon".
Hope that isn't a big inconvenience!!!
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wasnt there a section on the turtle wow website where you could see all the custom class changes? i can only find forum posts about the newest class changes but not all
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>>558459058
He plapped that ass when you turned around
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>>558461667
With cc2 they for some reason removed that part of the website and replaced it with some shitty videos for each class
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>>558459058
He brapped that ass when you turned around
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>>558459058
have you no shame?
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>>558467129
could you link me to those videos please?
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>>558459253
>>558464361
>>558467253
And then everyone clapped
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>>558459058
she thiccem
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Everyone log in to Gurubashi, Ony buff at 19:00 ST! (2 mins)
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anyone else remember that time when elekkow wiped us in mc and then quit the day after? good times
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>>558459495
idk i spent a while doing addons for turtle at firstr and there is no auto loot by default.
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>>558189234
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>>558469843
I don't get it
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>>558469843
your retarded meme no one understands killed the thread good going jackass
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>>558469045
There isn't, but Turtle automatically gives you all the fixes if you use the faggot launcher, which is what that other anon conflates with "by default" because he is brown therefore of lesser intelligence (and social standing).
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>>558476971
You only have to use it once little unc or just change the settings manually in the wtf folder.
You ain't too bright it seems
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>>558479006
*faint plapping noises in the distance*
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>>558481886
>this is the last thing you hear as the thread slides off page 10
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I could bump the thread, but why should I?
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Tauri Legion will revive this general. But until then...
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chuckers won...
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>dungeon spam
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Good Old Meltie
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>>558481190
>retard moves the goalpost completely
Kill yourself nigger, post hands before you do though
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>ExcaliburWoW
>Burning WoW
>WoWScape
>MonsterWoW
>Atlantiss
>thefrostmourne.eu
>Hades
>pre-cata Tauri
>HeroesWoW(and related lvl 255 fun servers)
>old turdle
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>Get told that BGs are a good way to level
>Do a whole day of AB
>Only get 2 levels
So what's the secret?
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>>558495336
Dont die
Dont be dead at any point or you wont get the xp tick
2 levels is only 8 wins of AB so unless your bgs took the maximum amount of time or you lost them all I dont see how you could only do 2 levels
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Honestly, I'm tired of these entitled Warrior players.

Best DPS class, best TANK class, best PVE class overall, does pretty great in PVP as well, is nearly unstoppable when paired with a healer although it's argued that's the case for every class...

Leveling is insanely fast, probably the fastest in the game because of how many dungeons you can get into.

Best hybrid class in the game. Doesn't matter if you opt to be either a TANK or DPS, either way you are tanky and you do great dmg(at no cost/tradeoffs), no matter the role you want to pick.

It's the most broken class in the game, making you really shake your head when playing with another class unless you want to be a healer, do pvp or rp.

With recent class changes, the situation has gotten better, otherwise in the past you were just told/mocked, why don't you pick Warrior, why don't you just play with Warrior?

Now these entitled people have the nerve to ask for further class improvements? It's like it's never enough for them, they want every single thing to be as overpowered and perfect as possible.

Warrior players want so many buffs, might as well remove every other single class from the game and give Warrior an op healing spec as well, then it can really do it all.

The mods really need to do something about these Warrior buff posts. Maybe nerf Warrior to the ground in order to make them realize what they really had going on.

I cannot imagine the rage from them, knowing their class is no longer the best in DPS, tanking or the best hybrid class.

Either Warrior needs to be nerfed or other classes need to be buffed more, otherwise at some point, players will start leaving or mocking Warrior players as a no skill op meta class player.

Then they also have the nerve to go to other class changes threads and demand nerfs for other classes, specs, "oh Warrior doesn't have this but this class does? That's unfair, Warrior must have also!".
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Bodley can now restore Lord Valthalak's Amulet or pieces of it if players lost them.
Resolved some bosses not dropping loot in cross faction groups.
The sleep from Green Whelp Armor will no longer work on targets above level 50.
Fixed an exploit with Blink.
Spitelash Naga will now use their abilities in combat.
Fixed an issue causing Glowing Arctic Grayling to not be catchable.
Tree of Life aura healing bonus will now periodically update based on the caster's spirit instead of snapshotting forever.
Shard of Nightmare will correctly sleep targets below Level 61 again.
Corrected the targeting of Chain Heal to no longer target Guardians or Totems
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it's so over for this thread
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>>558498519
This basically confirms Blizzard won the lawsuit and yet people here will still waste their time on turdle
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>>558498519
WTF!?
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uh oh meltie
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>>558498519
nyoooo
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>Honestly, I'm tired of these entitled Warrior players.
>Best DPS class, best TANK class, best PVE class overall, does pretty great in PVP as well, is nearly unstoppable when paired with a healer although it's argued that's the case for every class...
>Leveling is insanely fast, probably the fastest in the game because of how many dungeons you can get into.
>Best hybrid class in the game. Doesn't matter if you opt to be either a TANK or DPS, either way you are tanky and you do great dmg(at no cost/tradeoffs), no matter the role you want to pick.
>It's the most broken class in the game, making you really shake your head when playing with another class unless you want to be a healer, do pvp or rp.
>With recent class changes, the situation has gotten better, otherwise in the past you were just told/mocked, why don't you pick Warrior, why don't you just play with Warrior?
>Now these entitled people have the nerve to ask for further class improvements? It's like it's never enough for them, they want every single thing to be as overpowered and perfect as possible.
>Warrior players want so many buffs, might as well remove every other single class from the game and give Warrior an op healing spec as well, then it can really do it all.
>The mods really need to do something about these Warrior buff posts. Maybe nerf Warrior to the ground in order to make them realize what they really had going on.
>I cannot imagine the rage from them, knowing their class is no longer the best in DPS, tanking or the best hybrid class.
>Either Warrior needs to be nerfed or other classes need to be buffed more, otherwise at some point, players will start leaving or mocking Warrior players as a no skill op meta class player.
>Then they also have the nerve to go to other class changes threads and demand nerfs for other classes, specs, "oh Warrior doesn't have this but this class does? That's unfair, Warrior must have also!".
TL;DR
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>>558498519
good
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>>558498519
but how will evil shitpost now?
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>>558503334
Seralys will continue to make shit up
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hello chat
please can anyone help me kill a level 53 elite? the quest reward is a really good axe to finish my leveling but im eight levels below the elite
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>>558506351
name? server?
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>>558506351
asl?
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>>558494042
>retarded unc is patching an already patched wow.exe
>thinks I'm the brown one
Aw hell naw *skull*
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>>558506779
morgashi on amber, i wanna kill lykourgos
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>>558507163
lykourgos deez nuts nigga!!
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I like all these vertical new areas
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>>558508938
same. one of the vertical pathways even drops directly into the backstreets of darnassus!
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Why are people too poor to afford $15/mo like this?
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>>558510137
You didn't actually send the message because you were intimidated by his alpha male energy.
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>>558510137
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>>558510591
which guild is racist
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>>558510591
that guy whispered me too
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Guy named Palku, Ret a
Pal, fresh recruit with blues,
Walked away with 8 pieces which included a BRE and T2 legs.

None of the guys needed most of it other than BRE.

Tldr fresh 60 got absolutely stacked in a short time frame. Gquit next day.

Just throwing that out there. Not the end of the world but absolutely scummy behavior
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>>558510591
>>558511437
What guild?
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>>558512119
<Branded>
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>>558512119
<Evil>
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>>558395624
When did WoW become an avenue for jerking off instead of a videogame? Legit question
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>>558513225
Since vanilla
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>>558513256
And yet we had wpsg for a decade before you mentally ill troondles infested it with your degeneracy
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>>558513406
Okay we have one or two people in <Evil> that have been here for a decade.
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A TRANNY IS TAKING OVER TURTLOGS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>558514373
It's always like that. They love to get in position of power. That's why you will always find them moderating discord and shit like that.
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This is one of the last messages Akalix sent in the discord and is what ultimately earned him his legal nightmare.
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>>558516274
lmao someone post the diaperganome pic please...love you glaston and co<3
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I really really want Pupset to be mauled to death by a pitbull irl.
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jumping puzzle spotted
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>>558517151
*slaps butt*
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>>558517151
Show butt.
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>>558498792
You probably believe that, dont you?
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bronded are so desperate for new members they started to message random <Evil> members begging them to join.
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>>558517151
>.tga.jpg
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>>558523269
wow what a bitch
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>>558523269
based cho the nooticer
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if i buy the cage and join branded on an alt is there any going back? been looking at some
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>>558526580
and yes they are caged/metal ones im looking at as you instructed...getting tired, maybe drop an amazon link if you have any recommendations
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>when your rolls are so consistently low that you think you might lose the roll on a quest reward for a split second
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>>558523269
What a fag.
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>>558526580
There is no going back for you. Are you sure you’re ready?
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>>558517151
Gonna pump you full of cum while your little kitty there watches.
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>>558512119
<Chuckers of Sneed>
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<Spunkers of Seed>
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<Sneeds Need and Greed>
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>>558452343
take some time to enjoy the comfiness gamers
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>>558503334
ShaguDPS logs
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if you use ShaguDPS you should uninstall wow and give your account data to someone else
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>>558517151
*plaps butt*
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>>558188204
>Crusader-Storm
>Season of the Crusade

Both are dead servers.
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would a ret pally want 81 attack power or 48 spell power on turtle?
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>>558497469
>Corrected the targeting of Chain Heal
Finally!
>to no longer target Guardians or Totems
FUCK OFF
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<gulag> status?
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>>558549350
>he deleted his post because it had his in game name
Burgor...
also attack power, 99% of your "spells" as ret pally involve hitting the target
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>>558549934
STILL waiting on legion
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>>558549350
Depends entirely on the seal youre using.
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>>558549934
this>>558550103 but while playing other video games
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>fashion token drops
>roll single digit numbers for it
>fashion token drops
>roll single digit numbers for it
>fashion token drops
>roll single digit numbers for it
>fashion token drops
>roll single digit numbers for it
>fashion token drops
>roll single digit numbers for it
>fashion token drops
>roll single digit numbers for it
>fashion token drops
>roll single digit numbers for it
>fashion token drops
>roll single digit numbers for it
>fashion token drops
>roll single digit numbers for it
>fashion token drops
>roll single digit numbers for it
>fashion token drops
>roll single digit numbers for it
>fashion token drops
>roll single digit numbers for it
>fashion token drops
>roll single digit numbers for it
>fashion token drops
>roll single digit numbers for it
>fashion token drops
>roll single digit numbers for it
>fashion token drops
>roll single digit numbers for it
>fashion token drops
>roll single digit numbers for it
>legitimately think my account is bricked
>start joking with pugs "hey watch this, I'm going to roll single digits on this fashion token"
>roll for fashion token, single digit again
>finally cave in and buy 10 of them for 20 fucking euros
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the fuck is a fashion token?
t. doesn't play on the meme servers
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>>558551715
sorry meant to reply to >>558551493
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>>558551757
i wasn't asking only you, hence why i didn't quote your post, you attention starved low t faggot
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>>558552005
you're not me, faggot
go falseflag somewhere else
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>>558551715
tranny mental illness, feel free to ignore
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i am you
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>>558552209
sorry meant to reply to >>558552063
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nobody forced you to waste 20 neetbux on some worthless shit lil bud, go and cope and seethe somewhere else
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>Have the perfect incentive to grind something out, potentially find rare riches in drops and make friends with the people you party up with while grinding for something
>Swipes instead
Do americans really
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Unlike europoors, we have money to do as we please.
Rare riches? Bought.
Friends? Bought.
Happiness? Bought.
Oh, why am I even trying. I'm speaking to "people" who walk around with shit constantly smeared across their ass because they're afraid of the bidet witch.
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>>558553091
>be amerimutt
>can't stop telling people about spraying potable water directly inside your ass with a hose on an hourly basis
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saar this is a wpsg
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>ghost replying
the telltale sign of an infidelic beta male who masturbates to cartoons and posts on 4chan at 2pm on a wednesday
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I have 5 figures in my bank and I still refuse to give turtle a cent.
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>>558551493
braindead retard just hand in random trash for the coins at the fashionista quest npc
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>5 figures
lmao poor
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>>558555349
I have 6 figures in my bank and give 5 figures to turtle monthly.
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>>558556115
so you will be bankrupt in a year just from a little casual spending?
lmao poor
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>do some napkin math
>ive given shenna over 600 dollars
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>>558558867
Dumbest frogposter.
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>>558553091
>Mutt's law but instead of black cocks this time it's about using the Arab anal stimulator 3000 (don't worry it's just a cleaner alternative)
Can't make this shit up bros
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i miss playing with real anons
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>Been grinding Kara for weeks because I want Gorehowl
>Finally get it on an alt
>Realize I cant earn the appearance because I cant use 2h axes on that character
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>trying stormforge and lvling prof
>know that they will prob release a fresh server and kill frostmourne
>thinking of going back to tauri.
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>>558495053
>gamer district
bros...
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>>558562310
>>know that they will prob release a fresh server and kill frostmourne
fresh what? it's still progressing.
they won't do another fresh MoP.
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>>558562496
they cater to the fresh retards and constantly kill their old servers.
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I'm just gonna say it.
Tauri is comfy. Doing WoD garrison shit and leveling in Draenor is kino.
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>WoD is kino
The absolute state of /wpsg/.
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>>558562968
low cortisol content
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i'm honestly tired of this russian furry tranny nonstop shilling his 5 pop server for months
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>>558562968
WoD is kino until you reach lvl 100 and realize they had no endgame.
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>>558562968
sorry meant to reply to >>558562746
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>>558562226
druid moment
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>>558532537
i think so...but i dont know who to get in touch with once i have the cage and lovesense
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>>558565173
>i dont know who to get in touch with once i have the cage
Want me to get online now?
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>>558565396
i still need to make an alt and wait for the stuff to arive..but il be in touch~
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>>558565838
Got a tag? We can keep in touch in case I don't see your post next time!
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>>558565960
nope. need to make an alt account. you can post yours and i will add later today though.
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>>558565960
_lylac
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>>558561624
What is a real anon, anyways?
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>>558566164
Sure, here! If you're still looking for recommendations I can help you pick one out too~
Or you can message me in game, but I think you'd need to reach level 5 first, if you don't want to start playing at all until you get them then chat on disc first~
What kind of character were you planning on playing?
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I wish worgen women were real.
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>>558567118
is that image name your tag? i may just wait until i get everything but i havnt decided for sure yet so i wouldnt mind you telling me what cage you think would be good...going to play an elf priest
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stormforge or tauri? look for comfy low efford pugs and dungeons
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>>558567729
Yep! Just add me whenever you're ready to chat and I can help you pick something out~
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>>558566394
Seralys would never...
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>>558568857
awesome! i will get in touch with you later :3
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two overweight failed biomales
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>>558573346
>biomales
as opposed to what? there's no femoids in here
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lmao got muted in the turtle discord for posting the update when lizard gif exactly once
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>>558573346
im not overweight, im overbese.
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>>558568423
help...
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>>558568423
>comfy low efford pugs and dungeons
Wont find that in either, the spic population is overwhelming in both and they not only suck at the game but they actively want to ruin your dungeon runs
However
Doing old raids with the guild has been comfy in tauri
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glorindor...
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>>558574093
see
>>558443713
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>>558292741
Vanilla hunter is awful. Twow hunter is awful too but still 10x better than vanilla hunter.
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>lag
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>>558586756
HIGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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>Nevermoon
time for frostmourne
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>>558587179
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anyone on frostmourne? just hit 80 and finding any groups for anything is fucking impossible, it's all spics with unreasonable demands or slavs and both can't even play their own class
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>>558587968
Try Crystalsong.
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>>558587968
>anyone on frostmourne?
yes, whisp Aryeon :^)
>>558588118
kek
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>>558567523
This
What a world that would be
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reminder that Wizznukes did nothing wrong
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>>558587179
Ah yes. That Orc that was chasing after my presenting Worgen woman.
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>>558588118
>>558588146
tranny or browntoid, maybe both
call it
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>>558594816
hey…
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>>558593119
>presenting Worgen woman.
is there another kind?
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>>558596653
woof
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>join a raid group
>discord required
>leave raid group
It's that simple. I don't want to larp gay sissy porn with you faggots. The bosses aren't that complicated.
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>>558396730
It's in Phase 1 currently.
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Why would you play fem dog? Those casting animations are shit. The salivation and sniff noise to constantly reminding you are playing a furry are even worse.
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>>558600608
/sniff
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>>558600608
this
they're OK as a melee race, but all that flailing around while casting just looks retarded
>>
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>>558600608
>Why would you play fem dog?
you know the reason.
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>>558602260
*ₚₗₐₚ ₚₗₐₚ ₚₗₐₚ*
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>>558600608
caster and melee femworg both good
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>>558549350
You want spell power, Pupset.
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>>558606609
Don’t deadname her.
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>>558605419
Show butt.
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Genuinely what the fuck is wrong with Turtletroons?
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>>558605419
no, i'm rerolling
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>>558610669
Show butt.
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>>558610679
post name so i can report you for that
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it's over, I've become a raidloger
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>>558613260
same, but I also ERPlog
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>>558613260
cringe
>>558614448
based
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I'm Stinologging. I only log in when Stino logs in.
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>>558613260
time to make an alt
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>>558613260
it's over, I've become a fountain jumper
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>>558615682
>waste even more time just so you can be bored and raid log on another character
No thanks.
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>>558615882
Always remember, it's not wasting time if you're having fun
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>>558616053
No, and leveling isn't fun if you've done it recently.
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>>558599372
Just put your SRs you fucking nigger.
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Big
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>>558622554
PROPERTY OF STINO
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wtf!
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