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Now the Creek has been exposed as a bitch ass nigga, what are our next steps?
>>558198680that one girl in silver swimsuit with a mortal combat ass mask
>>558198680give me the one with mint highlights, good GOD shes perfect
might need to switch from an A+ club to A or B+ next monthno way am I doing more than one TB run a day, that shit looks like it takes too much time
>>558198803tuberculosis?
Where are the CM rooms?
>>558198914DO NOT SAY THAT WORD
Nonconsensual sexual relations
>>558198751Uhm, it's actually an antifog mask for glass chads.
In your opinion, are there really "seeded" runs?Like runs where you should eat shit but somehow you keep highrolling; or runs where you thought things are going bad then it gets worst?
“Do you remember that time at the Champions Meeting, Barry…?”When your precious Silence Suzuka entered the perfect final.When everything was lined up.When the chat was saying ‘she’s already won’.Three stamina debuffs.One after another.Like heartbeats fading out.It wasn’t bad luck, Barry.IT WAS ME.I built my team so you could never win.You thought it was RNG.That the system betrayed you.That the game was unfair.What a pathetic comfort.You believed your Gold Ship would do something.That she would come back.That she would accelerate like always.But she couldn’t.Not because she was bad.Not because she failed.But because I slowed her down so many timesthat by the time she wanted to run…she was already dead on the hill.That’s when you understood the truth, even if you won’t say it out loud:your perfect plan depended on no one hating you enough.I did hate you.Others train to win.Others pray for the final stretch.I trained for this exact moment:when you stare at the screen and think“this shouldn’t be happening”.But it did.Because I don’t race against your Uma.I race against your hope.You say I lost too?No, Barry.I didn’t come for the cup.I came for this.For that doubt you now carry every time you enter a final.The next time you see a perfect Suzuka,the next time you trust in Gold Ship,you’ll remember this moment.And you’ll know the truth.It was me, Barry!I turned your inevitable victory into an impossibility!
>>558198953Trainer wouldnt survive.This is why we hire security to protect the trainer dorms.
>>558199003Seeded [THING] is actually recency bias at work.
bosting in the Machitan bread (I hate Rice)
>>558198751>>558198789What the hell are you two talking about?
>>558199057Security ain't doing shit bro their salaries are too low to risk getting broken ribs from an uma kick
>seed
>>558199003Understanding how runs are seeded is part of the learning curve of this game
>>558199003100% there are seeded runs. i cant prove it. but its obviousalso obey your master
>>558199057>the security
>>558199229This is so funny in so many ways
>>558199040The fucking best thing ever
>>558198680>Now the Creek has been exposed as a bitch ass nigga???What happened?
>>558198680
If you don’t believe runs are seeded, play an Uma with a Takarazuka Kinen goal race for a few runs and see if some patterns begin to emerge
Go Faruko go!
are they that big
mambo
>people surprised about Creek doing cosplay please don't search the name of your favorite uma's seiyuu + dlsite on google bros more so if you love Suzuka or Rice
my trainee is seeded all right (by me)
>>558199427Yeah
>>558199578Anon, please, don't do that...
>>558199578My uma is a love live idol she's fine.
>>558199652>she'll soon be forgotten foreverOh no...Better than an im@s idol where she lives a fat bastard ntr doujin irl
>>558199652Who's gonna tell him?
>>558199652>my uma is a rape victimlmao
>>558199578But she is so pretty
>>558199578luckily I have no interest whatsoever in the umas' seiyuus
mejiro ryans va is a certified hag (36 this year) who fangirls over ryan and its adorable
>>558199749>>558199735That was a setup for a joke, then now I remember nobody here is a fan of love live to reply the way I wanted for the joke to play...
I used to be a lovelive fanMuse....home...
>>558199868Why the FUCK would anyone here be a fan of Love Live beyond the porn?At least with imas you have a slim chance of finding fans here, sure as hell not LL tho lmao.
>>558199601Air Groove paizuri
>>558199851rare case of a seiyuu being cuter than the 2d character she portrays
>>558199901Muse was the only time Love Live was good. Aqours sucked and the only good thing to come out of Aqours was Saint Snow.
I think its gay for a man to get off on drawings and characters made by other men.
i only ever jerked off to love live pornthose alp doujins were insane
>>558199836I'm saying it because half the cast has done erotic ASMR before or after making it big lol, it's pretty normal
>>558198471So this is why you buy Uma-stanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O49styLzHfw
Now that I think about itAren't speed debuffs ALSO stamina debuffs because it'll take umas longer to reach the goal and therefore it's more likely they run out of gas?
Muse was not that good... the sea poster liking them has to be a signal, better not poke at that.
>>558200070INSANELYgreat taste!Matter of fact I re-read some of his stuff not long ago, fun memories of best girl.https://nhentai.net/g/250401/
>youtube short>ai slop youtube short
>>558200070I'm partial to that huge ass gengorou doujin, and also number2, but alp is great despite the weirdass retard gbf coded eyes he drawsIf only uma lewds were legal...
She's so strong...
Are debuffers actually legit this cup, I feel like people are understamming which feels like an opportunity to fuck them over with debuffs
>>558199578>tfw my umawife was an npc in different anime before her role
>>558198680Pure blue for me.
>>558199968>Aqours suckedRude
>>558200198AIs mother is so big...
>>558200198She’s pregnant with Ai-chan…
>>558200231please don't put neicha on dirt to spread disease
>>558200231Yes, debuffers are strong. I’ve seen a shocking amount of Keen Eye in public rooms.
I just woke up from a 12h sleepUma for this feel?
>>558200367mayano top cun
>>558200054I think you should eat your vegetables
>>558200367Oguri Cap (as in sleepy)
Muse were goated.
>>558200213>easily 3 times stronger than an average malebeing a man who isn't a trainer in that world is pretty depressing, and being a ningen woman is much worse lol
>Last 2 mile CMsDebuffers are useless!>This mile CMDebuffers are strong!
Consider this Luna
>>558200054What about drawings made by girls?
>>558199578>Check Satsumi Matsuda out of curiosity>Master, It's Time for Your Ear Cleaning ~Princely Butler Yuuki~God bless.
DIE CREATURE
>>558200468What why?Wouldn't not being a trainer be safer?
>>558200131That's incredible, you actually posted my favorite one too. I also like the one where they basically edge each other for like a month.
Christmas Oguri can even be built like a sprinter and still survive who cares about Stamina
>>558198680I can't fucking tell which one is Creek.
Nobody cares about HOGuri
>>558200469Build a Neicha yourself and test it out. You don’t have to take my word for it.
>>558199358graveur whore
>>558200498Holy fucking Sex. But how do I fan-run with her efficiently!?>>558200529>It's German, for "Die, Kreatur, Die.">>558200562As I said, best girl. Haven't even seen her series, but goddamn the swimsuit bit is beyond perfect and all it takes.>I also like the one whereLet's just say that a LOT of his stuff is real fucking good, simple.
>>558200551most umas don't go to Tracen, and they have to take their frustration out somehow, don't forget that mating seasons exist
About 2 hours or so left until the February Stakes G1! There’s already races going on right now though if you wanted to catch those before the G1 laterhttps://kick.com/b01doghos
Nobody unironically likes Rice shower
>>558200765I guess NEETs in that world won since NEETs don't interact with women?
Everybody likes Rice Shower
>>558200469That's just the Witgod effect. Also, Keen Eye is stupid good at killing pacers and fronts. If you're running triple late for some reason, equip all of them with Keen Eye.
>>558200131based, I always come (heh) back to this doujinshi and it never loses its charm
>>558200680Im not saying she is or is not strong. I'm just noticing a shift. Keen eye was available since start of the game. Neitcha too. This is 1600m like other miles. Yet suddenly NOW people are saying debuffers are strong on mile
>>558200930LUUUUUUUUNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>558200910That’s why people are running Keen Eye…? For once I thought people were experimenting on their own…
>>558200498Ugly as fuck
>>558200901if she liked bread so much then she should've changed her name to Bread Shower, god she's such a poser
>>558201007These things make me wish I picked Rudolf when I started the game.>>558200498cute tanuki
>>558201061Unfortunately, testers who already said it months ago were ignored until witgod said it himselfWhat the fuck are these people doing
>>558201007>aislop
>>558199578Why would I do such a thing? Why would I check Ikumi's vndb page, copy her alias, paste it on dlsite and buy the first lewd ASMR that I found?>R15aw dang it
>>5582009741 is seriru mentioning it2 is seriru specifically mentioning "if you don't actually have enough dirt umas to run 3 aces just use a debuffer in the third slot", other mile CMs don't have this problem
Should I trade some of these for It's On? Got unlucky with hints so it's kinda expensive for me
>>558201150>yurishitWokeness is infecting it.
>>558201142>He didn't pick best girl (Luna) when he startedFake fan, fake husband, fuck you.>>558201150While it's also more efficient, Flash is German and comes from a Tadeonal household, meaning she is STRAIGHT as FUCK, you FAGGOT WHORE!
>>558200823In want the one of the Maruzensklings to win
>>558200703Slander.
>>558201272Flash is not taking a shower with Curren
>>558200974>nowAre you new? There's always been debuffers, even in the early mile cmsThe only reason they weren't desirable was because access to shit was more limited but Stinky Evil Nature has always been an option
>>558199578Yeah you can tell anyone making it a big deal is an absolute newfag
>>558200703That's just most female VAs, they're either gravure hoes or R15-18 ASMR whoresWhy should it be treated differently now?
>>558201347SHOWER THREESOME!?
>>558200974>Keen eye was available since start of the gameKeen Eye was horrendously shit pre-buff.
>>558200823LET'S GO WILSON TESOROPROVE THE RIGHTEOUSNESS OF THE KITASAN BAKUSHIN BLOODLINEBRING HOME 1000 NEW MARES TO DADDY WITH YOUR WIN
>>558201298CANON SEX GIRL WOOHOO
>>558201254no those are all better. Only thing I would give up would be it's on for nimble if you have other good accels
>straight away spurt from sweep is a gambleSon of a
Build taiki shittle ace. 24 races, lots of skill points. Don't expect much because front runner meta. Go roons.Now regret not getting angling and scheming on my parents.
Eeeh I think I'm drunk but not enough like I can't type or will pass out just dizzy
>>558201472Only Head-On and PlanchaIs Taiki's a good option for pace this cm? In my mind it is but I haven't seen many using it
>>558201272It took me like 4 months to warm up to her through tanuki videos, what do you want from me?Wasn't there a permanent banner with the starter umas you could get from the starting ticket?
>people posting 3DPD slop
>>558201574
>>558201347too late anon, Perv Falcon cannot be stopped
>>558201539what's the mile rule about this?
>>558201625
>>558201563Then probably keep its on and take ramp up if you want Taiki is the best Pace
>>558201569>Wasn't there a so and soSadly wouldn't know about that>He needed FOUR fucking months of Tanuki vidsYOU BITCH ASS NI>>558201643THAT FUCKING WHOOOOOOOOOOOORE
>>558201643sasuga falco
I want the Kitasan/Tannhauser banner to go up already. I need them both.
>>558201643it's ok Falco is pure
>>558200076yeah, whore's gonna whore, if they don't that they probably fucked a lot of producers to get the roles. That's why one should not get involved in seiyuu faggotry. If I were CEO of cygames I would put them in mocap suits and have the concerts be with the Umas models projected with holograms
>>558201649To prevent injuries, all crotches must pass my tongue-in-utero inspection
>>558201529its super lameI want to build end closer Digitan but I don't want to farm parents to have straightaway spurt and a good blue, and good pink is impossible tieralso doing an end closer parent run on Ryan is insufferable, she loses so many races without skills
>>558201787You’ve got a long tongue. Are you a lizard of some sort?
Why is my entire everything filled with Agnes Tachyon hip dancing to a vietnamese music with a low cortison graph?Why her?
>>558200717Feed her mile sparks so she's A mile/medium/long and then train until the satsuki sho and race non stop except for summer
>>558201857>RyanDrop the ugly tomboy
>>558201882No, I'm a dog
>>558201270Meanwhile, in 2018
>>558201924Chiyo-chan.............................
My uma seiyuu wife is the purest, exclusively works for Cygames, hasn't done any seiyuu work for other gachas, no ASMR, no DLsite, no fansly, no onlyfansThe purest I say
>>558201771Based
>>558201882didn't you know? the mile autist's trainer has to have a mile long tongue
Today is Nekoday, post nekomusume>558201946>He never called his friends fags when they were being nice to each otherAnon...
>>558201704Sorry, should've been more clearIs Taiki's accel a good option?I'm training her last since she's faster to train but for now I'm training other paces
how the hell do I have "Light as a Feather" if it's a skill from bakushin guts card? none of the parents have sparks for it. Starting to understand groundwork anon
>>558202069SFV doesn't work on cm10 for anyone but Taiki sadly. Part of the issue why so many paces are weaker
>>558201951RUSTLE RUSTLE TIME TO HUSTLE FATTY
>>558201946This was after or before Suzuka gave spicaman a blowjob?
>>558201539Sloppa? I can't imagine any actual artist drawing this fetish with an UmaProve me wrong if you can
>>558199578I actually love it when their seiyuu does voices for eroge or NSFW ASMR much like with Anzu's seiyuu from imas
>>558202173Yep, it's NovelAI the account is full of this specific fetish
>>558202175>>558199578PROOFWHEN DID SHE DO COSPLAYWHEN DID SHE DO NSFW ASMR
>>558201462
>>558202052>>558201902Suppose it really does come down to stinky Mile races.. Thanks
>>558202098Nishino/Curren/Taiki/Pearl spirit bomb
>>558202232Figured as much, bur I'd still appreciate a link. I'll take whatever I can with this fetish
>>558201991>plays a character literally named NTRI won't be surprised if she gets Aya Hirano'd in the future
>>558201771That's the future anyway, seiyuus can sing for more years than they can dance in a concert, they don't even need to be the ones using the mocaps, and personally I'd like to see one
NTR is ugly and boring
>>558202149Lame, then I'll go with the original plan then since according to my math these lesser velocity skills are greater value than it's on even if it procs twice
>>558202259Yeah, most of the races are mile and medium, so if you like mile you are missing out on a big chunk, oh and sending in a fan bonus deck as well of course
>>558202259Behold! Thine Emperor!
>>558198471Sex with Mambo
>>558202252Even her tits are in-character.
>>558202259No matter how cute you act Luna, I'm not going to let you sleep 10 minutes more!>>558202280https://x.com/kimuro152>>558202387Nah, the seiyuus being the ones dancing is very important too, and it's not like there's much dacing in Uma concerts anyways
>>558202443>>558202437Figured it's a few Medium/Long G1s, and then a fuck ton of G2s, which got me a 800k record.Suppose I'll give Mile spam a chance tomorrow as well, see where that leads me.
>>558202273guess that's one hell of a roll then
Shinko Windy’s comically large rose bouquet
>>558202556I love her so much bros...
Cheval's VA has r18 ASMRsIt sounds closer to her role in Blue Archive thoughBut she's not in global so no one cares until then
You guys watched the stream, right?
>>558202661Fuck Vodkahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iPmHVRFV6M
>>558202661>THIS boy has porn ASMRs>BAWait, who is she there?
BROS I ESCAPED THE MINES
>>558202661>>558202751JP uma? In MY GLOBAL THREAD???
why are you here instead of playing the game?
>>558202741I HATEEEE currenwhore like you wouldn't believe
>>558202780She is not THAT packed, twin
A reminder that Spe did sleep with Suzuka on the first night and all your talk of spicaman is cannon cope. He is obviously into Hana anyway.
>ignited spirit more like bricked spirit lol
>>558202751Cath Palug herself, Kazusa
>>558202806Haven’t bothered to install Sweepy yet
>>558202556With miles you get to around 900k pretty consistently, and with good runs you break the 1 million barrier, its chill, i find she wins pretty consistently thanks to her unique, are you grinding for the 100m fans title?
>>558202780Daitaku Sexyos
>>558202780>those thighs>those tits that don't fall under gravityuhhhhhhhhhhhh
VA role in uma when?
>>558202806I'm about to masturbate
>>558202806Ragequit when my Oguri failed a big unity burst training at 8% failure chance
>>558202806out of tp. and no, i'm not using my refills because i might be able to use them at a better time
>>558202886>The sex cat is the sex boyFucking hue, not what I expected, but I very much take it.
>>558202806I'm multi tasking
>>558202902is this bitch even active anymore I remember joking about her being Marine's sister like 7 years ago
>>558202806But I am playing the game
>>558202806I'm waiting for MANT, no reason to play now
>650 stam>297 guts>Seiun parent run>couldn't get 3rd in Haruten>Tazuna said I lacked guts and stamNigger.
>>558203037She streamed 2 days ago.
Should I do it now or wait for the banner?
>>558202896>With miles you get to around 900k pretty consistentlyWe will see about that once I get there>its chillCan't be much worse than the bullshit G1/G2 runs I do to get VERY inconsistent 800k.>are you grinding for the 100m fans title?Had that one for a while already, actually. No, just trying to figure out how to do fan runs with her, or if I can do them period, either cuz of deck or skill. Can't do much else in the game, might as well fuck with fan runs.
>>558201991She gets deep dicked by her partner on the daily
>>558203117ah, I hope she's doing ok then
>>558203187How many carats do you have?
>doing a thing>stay B>great stats and skills but unusable>spark Sstats are the worst i've seen in weeksWhy is this game like this?
>>558203187Selector
>>558203246
>>558203217Yeah, me
>>558203296Bad seed, try again tomorrow
>>558202806I've done 6 or 7 runs today, I know my danchou checks doxxo every day and I don't want him to get uppity just because it's the weekend.
>>558202806
This is going to be a GREAT evening
>>558202806I'm out of TP after failing haruten with VBobo again...
>>558202864Nothing will erase the Suzuka blowjob in the car
>>558203191>Can't do much else in the game, might as well fuck with fan runsI know that feel, I can't do more unity grinding, I'm just waiting on mant so im back to fan runs as well
>>558202787Plug her in and see if she can win
>>558202241Some seiyuus have alt name for their NSFW works finding them is a pain though
VERY funny cygames
>>558203527At least you seem to know what you're doing, while I can't do anything parent related, except maybe look out for Stat sparks and Unity/URA, too lazy for any of the skill bullshit, much less affinity.
>>558203397If that was true, you wouldnt be here
>>558203424
>>558202787Oh shit....anon....youre missing some skills.............
>>558203348see >>558203332
>>558202406NTR is a top 5 most beautiful uma stop hating
>>558203471>see art>be reminded of Haramase Simulator>go to the waifu.nl website>it's downholy fuck. on the off chance that there are some anons here who know about that game, is f95 the only place to download that game now?
>>558203660You have to 18+ to post here
>>558203348Just use the selector
>>558203501Satono Diamond owes me paizuri
>>558200703wait until this dude finds out how many Uma VAs have photobooks
>>558203828Pretty much. F95 had a malware scare with a couple newer titles like a year ago, but all their older games are clean
>>558202806I ate some very fatty and greasy ramen yesterday and now I'm stuck with an explosive diarrhea
>literally can't jack it anymore to anything but Umamusume pornWhat have you done to me?
>>558203567With a good Unrestrained proc she can, but otherwise no dice. That being said all fronts suffer from this problem and for blocking purposes she does great against Falco and Bourbon so it's mission accomplished I'd say
>>558204007Sex with this bo-... Bountiful woman.
>>558203920>F95 had a malware scare with a couple newer titles like a year agothis shows how long I have been without a porn game installedI didn't even know that happened
>>558204107Wise words.
>>558203987umapyoi mindbreak has veen my favorite flavor of rape recently
>>558203920I think that was around november~december. Coincidentally I stopped playing and downloading H games at that time since umamusume took all my time that time. iirc the malware was directly off dlsite so F95 couldn't do anything except warn other people
>>558204007>>558204231Stop gooning to my father
Am I doing it?
>>558204178There’s apparently a Ren’py exploit that allows someone to download or create files (or something like that) once you hit a certain progression point in a game, so some bad actors took advantage of that and snuck in malware while uploading games that otherwise passed all major malware checks. The actual devs were innocent, and I think they tightened the reins on who could upload
>>558204525Hmmmmmmmmmmmnyo
DIGITAN WQTCH OUT
>>558203920>>558204542>a Ren’py exploitWay to expose 90% of their modern output lmao. Already knew that I shouldn't trust those shit job games, going for RPGMaker/Unity and the like instead.>once you hit a certain progression point in a gameFucking lmao what a wonderful exploit.
ai pits
>>558204318Succubus
Sorry danchou I need to save my battery
>>558204727Your mom is hotter
Sorry danchou you are a faggot
>>558204727Can’t wait to sniff her soon…
>>558204805Just plug in
thinking final corner acceleration is more reliable than late raceall the late race shit is random, even highlander and forward march
>>558204713The recommendation passed around was having an antivirus that monitors file creation, but you could also just not download anything newer than a week old.
Speaking of ASMR I wonder if it'll be possible to do parody ASMR of umamusume just like with blue archives where the girl cosplay the character and get NTRd at the end, or the yakuzas will go for their asses, and for H games the recent her fall in the last days and fallen priestess were nice
>>558204943>thinking final corner acceleration is more reliable than late raceI see where you're coming from (for Aquarius), and there's a lot of factors to consider other than just looking at skill conditions. It's important to be able to read Gametora's racetracks and section values.
>Nobody posted the 5th anni leaks here yetok, I will do that
>>558204318She took my virginity..
>>558205124I GOT SPOILED
>>558205124Tell me more
The only good NTR is the wholesome kind where (You)'re engaging in infidelity and both you and the cheating gf/wife fall in love and elope leaving the cuck behind to never be seen again and you live happily ever after
>>558205124>victoire pisa, forever young, and epi>marche lorraine>casino drivein that order
>>558205124I thought that was Forever Young
>>558204961To be fair I haven't touched the side in months, but man that's a fun thing to worry about.>>558204995Something something lots of material something something slopASMR>>558205124Leaks aren't real.Also>SPOILERSAAAAAAAAAAAAA
JP ALERT JP ALERT REEE /JP/ IS INVADING US IT'S A RAID FUCK OFF
>>558205260FOREVER YOUNG IS A HAG! WE WON!
>>558205260That's cute hat for FY
>>558205220From the top it's Victorie Pisa, Ebayan, Epiphaneia (Epipipipipipipipipipi), Marche Lorraine, Casino Drive
>/uma/ is surprised that seiyuus do lewd ASMRsCome on /uma/, we've confirmed that we're an ojii-san general. I thought it was common knowledge by now that most VAs were doing Eroges at the start of their career.
>>558205124i got SPOILED... no, really, this is actual spoilers now unlike the posts that schizo is claiming to be
Not making Forever Young a loli is Cygames biggest fumble
>>558205124I wasn’t gonna post it cuz it’s actual spoilers wtf bro…
>>558205335i was looking for oguri asmr and i only found sfw + not doing the oguri voice
>>558205124Kind of disappointed with Forever Young's design BUT look at Marche Lorraine GODDAMN she is CUTE
>>558205124Give me a qrd, any good uma / card to target those LGBT crystals? I got 2 now haha...
Stakes status?
>>558205124Now this is next level spoilers, JP shit are still spoilers btw
cutie patootie
>>558205124Ebayan is a true fujita + yahagi homage, kinda neat honestly
>>558205460around 50 minutes
>>558205124who's who?
>>558205524>>558205326
>>558205124>>558205260The heck you mean the 3rd one is a new character and isn't Cheval
EBAYAN DOES THE SAME THING MACHA DOES WITH HER HATS
>>558205124In terms of design?Forever Young > Casino Drive > Marche Lorraine > Victoire Pissa > Epiphen
>>558205124Now Narita Taishin's design has been powercreeped she's useless now
>>558205562who the fuck is Macha?
>>558205124>forever young>is a hag
>>558205554how long before uma suffers from same face?
>>558205124Holy shit they ruined Epiphaneia lmao
>>558205124>A hagBAAAAAAAAAASED WE WON>Cheva 2.0SEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>558205618
>>558201182>only one ASMR>in 2023 she was already bigI wonder why she did that
>>558205617That's a literal boomer song so of course>>558205651She looks like a worse Cheval desu
>>558205614mambo>>558205617calling yourself forever young is a hag thing to do, so it checks out
>>558205617Wdym Maruzen calls herself young all the time but she’s a hag
JP raid JP raid
>>558205124The only one I don't like is the third one, maybe is the angle
>>558200823Come on Peptide Nile!
>>558205708the song ebayan is named after came out in 2016
>>558205708Just can’t believe we went from great designs of the Epi kids to Epi herself being a temu cheval/boyfaggot… That said the rest of the designs are pretty neat at least
>Everyone having fun>Except for ONE personSchizo Raid Schizo Raid
>>558205456You have free rolls on the anni banners. Wait to see if you get anything worthwhile off of those.
>>558205124Yeah yeah this is cool and all but which one is for (You)?
>>558205124>Victoire is just a generic design >Epi is just Cheval Sirius hybrid>Casino is just Taishin but mirrored and different colored hair They're running out of design. Marche on the other hand is 10/10
DIRTERS RISE UP
>>558205651>>558205124WE GOT 2 BOKUMANKOS NOW?
>>558205124what the FUCK is that wine aunt cut?
>>558205947DIRT DA BEST
>>558205124none of these designs really jump out at me, they all look kinda meh
>>558205958sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex double the cheva double the sex
HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX
HagGODs fuarking won
>>558205947Reminder that the dirt umas were the cutest umas of the 2010s.
>>558205826Anon…
>>558205124Smash, Smash, (discount Cheval) Pass, Smash, Pass
>>558205124Only one will come out of the npc jail, the others will stay for years
>>558206052cant wait to roll for her in 20 years
why do supposed boy umas have yuge tits
Hag design means that Forever Young will be student council adjacent.
The new umas are all Americans, right? How does their career work? And why are they in Japan Tracen when they're American?
>>558206115Ebayan’s not coming till next anni at the earliest, but will likely be an NPC/final boss of the new scenario like Ai-chan was for Twinkle Legends. The rest is a toss up but I can see Marche Lorraine getting released sooner for the BC scenario at least
I like quirky vtuber-esque designs
>>558206093Anon...
>>558205124When are we getting blonde drills?
>>558206093No, there's another song that uses the same name, by THAT UverworldThat's what the name is based on, sadly not thatSADLY
>>558206093https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forever_Young_(horse)#Background
>>558206171to equalize their lack of femininity
>>558206171Boyzuri
I just nutted the biggest nut ever in 3 months of no fap, Curren Chan is too cute
>>558206203>The new umas are all Americans, right?no
>>558206203only Casino Drive is American-born, but he started racing in Japan
>>558206172>student council adjacent>is literally barely at school as it is because of constant overseas travelKek, would be a funny gag though
>>558206171contrast
>>558206213So why does Turbo the only one gets that treatment? All others are the same boring yellow-to-brown-black gradient, including even the spoiler ones
>>558206232nobody wants annoying stuck-up ojou-samaswe already have 1 in-game, who is annoyingly a 1-star jobber who tryhards for medium but really is a sprint shitter
>>558205124>no contrailAnother 1000 days for the tactfags
>>558206225>>558206248>shit design>named after zoomer shitThe $FOYO stocks are dropping
>>558206352I agree that Gaylo is cringe but imagine hating on ojou-samas
>>558206402it's not shit, faggot
>>558205617>Chrono Genesis>cannot alter, influence, and mess with time
>>558206225wow, that song is ass
>>558206470She is a fake hag so it's shit
>>558205124>EbayanYOU ARE LISTENING TO RADIO HAPPY
what if oguri was yan
>>558206225i would've accepted the alphaville or initial d song but that one sounds like shit
>>558205124Any full body pics, how big do you guys think the boobs of Sirius Cheval
So Ebayan is just Seeking The Pearl but sexier
>>558206171Calstone, back in 2024, was the last proper front runner btw. Cygames needs to do something about this.
>>558206605We’ll see in about 4 hours. There’s still some newmas they’ll reveal as well
kingu love
>>558206605>Any full body picsnyo, you need to wait for the stream (4 hours) for that
>>558205124only good one is the 3rd one
>>558206657Sorry King, Im not running you anymore...
>>558206545Unironically an improvement
>>558205124>John Uma Musume>looks less tryhard and vtuber than Almond EyeImpressive in more ways than one
>>558206545>>558206739>DUDE BLOND BIMBOSyou guys have such BORING fucking taste
>>558206563I like this concept
>>558206669>>558206653Thanks for the heads up. I'll do 2 careers in a while.
>>558205124i thought Ebayan was Lisa Imai at first glancemarche is a cutie
What the fuck is her problem?
>>558206563That would be spooky
>>558206781You gotta admit that there's no bad blonde characters in umamusume despite how few they are Well, except for Gold Shitty.
>>558206781>He doesn't get it
>>558206781Those designs are boring. The more I look the more lackluster they all look like. A Cheval clone seriously
>>558206876Kek same I thought she was Lisa too. Funny enough she might get Aimi to voice her (Kasumi’s VA)
>>558206902sena wasn't even close to being best girl
>>558206936based, Kobato best girl
Remember, no donuts
>>558206904Only Ebayan and Marche had proper designs. The other 3 all clone or generic
>>558206884I absolutely have no idea. I can fuck her tho, maybe that will calm her down.
>>558206936I can't agree with you but Rika is a very close 2nd for me
>>558205124Welcome Back Victoire Ardan, Cheval not Grand, and Casino Taishin
>>558206997The way the anime depicted her is so darn cute, not to mention her looks and faces
>>558206884she's just ooc because she is being written by a gold city simp who fantasizes about her wanting himthe real in-game gold city does not give a fuck about her trainer getting a gf, and would probably even welcome it because it means his perverted stares are directed to another girl instead
>>558206972Why is SakaiT so mean…
>>558206989Ardan paizuri.
>>558206884I knew she was the one for me when I heard japanese rumors of her being a clingy girlfriend
>>558207142Because the hag needs to lose some weight!
>>558206724dubbing is dumb in the first placemy kingu is a cute japanese woman who used to do graveur shoots when she was 16, so we are all sure that her tits and pussy are real
>>558207106>Cheval not Grand, and Casino TaishinI'll start calling them this from now on
>>558206884Perhaps I should selector Gold City…
>>558206563>what are you cooking toreina?>its... not for me? i cant have any?>... who is it for?i dont care that much about oguri liking food but if she was yan it would definitely have to go in that direction(not a tl in case it wasnt obvious)
>>558205124>evil chevalcute girl
15 minutes to the racehttps://kick.com/b01doghos
>>558205124>cheval but not shymuh dick
>>558207261>>558206886I won't fall for the Dia-chan propaganda..
>>558207335>Toreina, you have rice stuck on your face>Just remember, the only one who's allowed to pluck it from your face and eat it... is me.
>>558207389any loredrops on any of these honses
>>558206724hold on so you're abandoning king over this random dub but still continuing to play a game that you know trannies play?
>>558207426Scroll up
I continue to learn2read with Star Blossom. On page 100 or so now.I guess sometimes the personalities of the umas can change between media, but I'm glad this version of Chiyono still invents proverbs.>Even a carrot can pierce asphalt!
>>558207132>real in-game gold city does (proceeds to say something extremely OOC for her)oh ok
>>558207389Holy shit I forgot to bet thanks Keibabwo
>>558207398Ikuno…………………Dictus
>>558207389let's go ramjet
>>558206936Correct. She was walking meat solely for jii-san enjoyment
>>558207426>>558200823
Wtf is mant? Wtf is aoharu?
>>558207406>cheval but not shy
99% of guts deck gameplay is hoping you hit this at least 3 times in summer
...feet
>>558207469>>558207542I like Wilson. I'd bet on him if I could.
>>558207573>gameplay spoiler>IN FUCKING ENGLISHNYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO>only stam and wit have heavily increased statsuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>558207389whatever racing style the winner uses is what all of /uma/ has to use for the upcoming CM. Any aces you've already built in a differing style must be transfered unless they have parent potential.
>>558207605*Hooves
>>558207571i need both
>>558207605MACKqween is eyeing those eyes
This CM is going to suck so much
>>558207698I would take you on the challenge except it's dirt mile. Mutating is already hellish just because of it
>>558207473does chiyono have a proverb for when i knock her up with puppies
>>558207698I’m down for these terms. Tell us what style wins, I don’t really want to watch.
What do I even want on this bitch for skills?
>>558207779it's a doggy dog world
>>558207389>https://kick.com/b01doghosGO HAPPY MAN YOU CAN DO IT
>>558207426I can tell you about some of them that I'm familiar with. If you were there last year when /uma/ watched the Champions Cup G1, W Heart Bond beat out Wilson Tesoro to win it. She's the second mare in 10 years to win that race. For Wilson, he's yet to win a G1 himself but he's still a strong hors who always seems to come short against Sakai horses (uma Wilson would absolutely hate Ebayan's trainer's guts lmao). Natural Rise won 2 out of 3 of the new dirt triple crown last year as well. Ramjet was also in the Champions Cup and came in 3rd.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buvZudalIG8
>>558207779
>>558207815Come back later bwo it's keibafag and JP hours
I got spooked by my clover count before realizing I sold off a bunch of star pieces.
>>558207915you can do what
I wish you'd go back and NEVER come back as well, schizo. The JPbros are so much nicer and easier to deal with, not to mention friendlier.
Do you prefer your umas more musume or umas
>>558207942
mini the wife
with Victoire Pisa and Epipipipi they should be adding the rest of their gensMarche Lorraine and Casino Drive are dirters so more of those too>Casino Drive is the first uma added from her ownerso more possible umas in the future too
>>558207942You can do this
>>558205124Forever Young looking great
February Stakes starting in 5 mins https://kick.com/b01doghos
>>558205124Forever young looks like she whoresout trainers to random umasWhy did they do this?
>>558207815skip Rushing Gale and Acceleration, but It's on and generic straights/corners and youre pretty much golden
>>558207573It's shipping with the stat uncaps? That's funny maybe someone will immediately get UE rank with a full stamina deck
>>558208009
>>558208021Press it. Press it. Press it.
3 MINUTES TO FEBRUARY STAKEShttps://kick.com/b01doghos
Bokumanko sex
7 and your favorite loses
>more dirtersso there will be more fresh meat for Falco to rape...
>>558207815Head-OnMummy Creek's unique
>>558208114Umamusume A my beloved...
I've been reporting bots and vivlos vtuber daily and no one's been banned.
>>558206724>globalkeks being 99% troonsWhy is this joke server filled with brown troons?
>>558207753Eh, I have enough dirtbags and dirtables that I could probably manage.>>558207802i'll try to piece it together.
>>558208091This is her trainer irl that her hat and parts of her design are based off of (Yahagi)
>>558206724uma&co needs to be stopped
>>558206884City needs correction
>>558208150Whats the best front cards for Smart Falcon if she cant use the Smart Falcon card
>>558207865why is my dog wife still wearing a school uniform at home
>>558208217you'd think this whole shtick wouldve worn off after the epstein files basically proved /pol/ ideology was a psyop but here we aredeath cult persists because they think they're that faggy king penguing breaking off from the group to "see the mountains" and die of starvation
>>558208131How do I make it not tiny without killing my 4chan screen space
STARTINGhttps://kick.com/b01doghos
lets goooooooooo
>divegrass schizo>keibaspam>JP spamThat's all the work of Uma&Co and their members
>>558208114just put the fries in the bag sis
>>558208236>turned himself into a canon umamusumeliving the dream
>>558208323It's cute, or the artist be gay.
>>558208331theatre mode
>>558208331>use desktop siteGood enough
You want to say that the horse was named after some no name pop shit instead of this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFEWBm_3yK8
AND THEY ARE OFF
>>558208114god i want to FUCK a fat-tittied failed uma that was forced to work in fast food
>>558208396I got picture in picture to work, even bettet
HACHIMIHACHIMIHA CHI MIIII
>>558208328magachuds are still chuds after the same thing happened so i don't expect different from trannies desu, both of those fringe groups will just annihilate themselves and then we can all finally move on
DEATH TO ALL "GLOBAL ONLY GO BACK JP FAGS" SCHIZOS!We ENJOY 1600m racing here!
KINO
COSTA NOVAAAAAAAA
NNNOOOOOOOO WILSON TESORO WAS SO CLOSE
END CLOSERS ARE FUCKING BUSTED HOLY SHIT
I lost $20
>>558208225NUMBER 12 WITH THE LATE SURGER STRAT TAKES IT.THE /UMA/ APPROVED FEB STAKES STRAT IS TRIPLE LATES
fuck jpiggers
What's the real FineMo banner schedule? This tracker says March 4 https://uma.moe/timeline. While the docs on Feb 27th.
LEMEME DOES IT AGAIN
HE WAS SO CLOSEAGAIN
WILSON 2ND AGAIN...
A BACK TO BACK FOR COSTA NOVA!
12 came up from way in the back to snipe that
Damn late surgers
Are there native dirt endclosers in Uma?
>>558208515>tranny doing muh both sides and maga out of nowherthe absolute state of globaltards
>>558208454soul
>the turf in early race is realNO WAY
Lememe magic
Tell me about Costa Nova, why does he wear the mask
>>558208616not in global yet, but inari one is end, or at least her support card that shows up in unity is.
Damn, that was a nail biter finish.
>>558208635You forgot your ogurin face
>>558208595you must be on an old version of the calculator, mine says 3rd march start date
>>558208582DIGITANOGURIUHHH…HARU, I guess…
>>558208686VGH... KINO DIRT FOOTPRINTS. TURFKEKS (the ground breaks legs) COULD NEVER
>>558208595uma.moe is more accurate. She's not on the official schedule for Febhttps://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2017780208229871727
>>558208690>quality owrse than the streamSOUL>>558208657he cant keep getting away wit hit...
>dirt>literally sandNo wonder their their best dirter/HotY barely raced in Japan.
Wilsonbros.... 2nd again...
Bwos. Is it normal for Costa Nova to limp like that?
Forever 2nd place........
>>558208686wait a second, that's not dirt that's sand
>>558208715>>558208769That means more time to save. Thanks.
Any harubros here? HAs anyone tried to make NY urara for the CM?I know she's best at end, but can she actually close the gap to the fronts? Especially considering she can only really use spurt+NSM since she wont be in the right spot for pump
>>558208676Oh right, how could I forget. I want to roll for her as well
>>558208810Yeah that was bothering me too
>>558208619your movement is dead and in a few years the hardest trumpers will pretend they never liked him
that's why she's the SAND Falcon
>>558208757*sand
bros..
how many G1 wins does Lememe have now? It must be like a gorillion by now. Every time I watch a G1 this mf is riding the winning horse
>tanuki OC watermarkK I N O
>>558208836natie 2.0 the horse
>>558208836Dirt Bouquet...
>>558208885Nyo... she's going to injure her knees at that rate...
>>558208938Stego is 2nd placerNature is 3rd
>>558208856I’ve only seen Late Harus winning
>>558208885i fapped to this and the one with eishin a lot
>global has a literal tranny seething about the orange man out of nowhereGlobal is never beating the brown troon allegations.
>>558208856I don't believe in end haru, I'd rather take the chance at hitting pump iron and being closer to the pace chasers/front runners and focusing unity explosion hints on late surger skills. The gain you get from the extra duration on the unique plus access to spurt doesn't outweigh the distance back you'll be because you have to drop a wit card for vega power (for daring strike) too. Hitting a random highlander hint from rice will be the difference maker
>>558198680>>558199107I love Japanese women so much I'm gonna have six beautiful hafu kids with one someday (5 daughters and one son)
>>558208885I will Breed the Bird
>>558209038There's a global February Stakes stream?
is Epiphaneia the cesario baby that is the reason spe chud sperm is everywhere?
>>558208723pasa can late but her unique is pretty shit for it.gold city can mutate D -> C -> B -> A with just half your sparks leaving the other half for mile sparks and is built for late surging. unique is a win condition as well.>2nd half>overtake once>6 seconds of .3 accel, length scales to 9.6s so pretty decent chance to have instant accel late race.
>>558208909if we count G1s from all countries, it should be around 107 G1s won
Shut the fuck up, stop replying you fucking retard
If highlander is good this CM, is 15000 CC also good, or are they different?
>>558208856My normal Ulala has won me as end closer so that means her NY can win even more and is stronger
>>558208856I'm trying to get a Power 2 End 2 golshi as a grand parentIf I don't get one by Monday, I'll settle with LSPump is a gamble regardless you'd want Mummy and PulseAnyway, the only difference between LS and EC Urara is the need of spurtEC Urara is a BIGGER gamble she is dead if she misses a skill, LS is the easier and safer choiceIf you lose to one, that fucker got lucky
Train, marry, correction, glue factory.
so what did we learn
>>558209162They’re very different. 15,000,000 CCs is useless.
>>55820916215000 cc is bad cause it's a velocity skill that activates during accel phase for this track
>>558209190This general(global) has unironic trannies
horses are such sexy beasts
>>558209163post skillsthat's funny
>>558208840Sand is a type of dirt (soil)
>>558209190That once Wilson tesoro debuts in Uma she will be The Cuckquean Uma
>>558209131yes
>>558208885those feet look so soft and squishy
>>558209190The Japanese bow to the Frenchmen
https://jiggie.fun/ypYSSLhttps://jiggie.fun/ypYSSLhttps://jiggie.fun/ypYSSL
>>558209065>Luna chadBased>Ear biterBASed>Winter Coat EnjoyerBBBBBBBBBBBASED>>558209175GlueMarryCorrectionTrain
>Pops ult>Runs right up the ass of the OC donut steal whorse>Greenwhore tells me her power is the issue and not the fact that she is just a fucking retardI really wish I could just turn her off, she's literally useless.
>>558209175Sniff Twin Tails, Correction, Train, Glue Factory.
>>558209204>>558209216I'm not saying you're wrong, but WHY are they different? Don't they both just work on uphill?
>>558209287he can't keep getting away with it
>>558208840https://youtu.be/NqrDJmmh1AANow this is an actual dirt race
>>558209368Acceleration skill good while you're accelerating. Target skill speed bad while you're accelerating.
>>558209175glue factorycorrectiontrainmarry
>>55820936815CC is a velocity skill.Highlander is an acceleration skill.
>>558209175>Traintamamo>marryrob roy>correction inari>glue factorystego
>>558209262Snow racing starts in about 3.5 hours too
where's the usa horses you promised us bbwos....
>>558209467>>558209441I genuinely had no idea highlander was an accel move, huh, okay my bad
>>558209415KINOOOOOOOOOO
>>558209415Holy fuck look at all that wet dirt
Anyone have a list of skills that would work this CM?I don't want to read....
>>558209415So fvarking kino....
>>558209484
>>558209269It's my first Ulala attempt. I didn't have a 3rd ace to join rooms so I decided to attempt with Ulala and somehow succeeded. Taking It's On felt like a bad choice though since she doesn't activate it consistently. Competitive Spirit is because I had leftover 90 SP and I needed 99 to double circle one green.
If I'm using falco/maruzensky, is building front pasa a waste of time?She'll never keep up with both of their strong mid-races, right? I know people keep preaching 3front, but...
>>558209558I’m going to finish the gaslight guide for CM10 tomorrow
>>558209175Train Inari OneMarry StegoCorrection TamaGlue Factory ZRR
>>558209441>Target skill speed bad while you're accelerating.yeah why would you ever want to get ahead even if temporarilylmao what is this
>>558209670shity would NEVER do this
>>558209415THIS is why america is the home of dirt racingThe kingdom of dirt
>>558205124Forever Young looks like she came out from the same uma factory as Mr. Cock and Balls.
>>558209709based
>>558209383M-maybe next time, Wilson...
>>558209697Yes, it's best to just build a Pace Taiki or Late Oguri/Digitan instead if you already have 2 fronts
>>558209724Did a sloptuber make a video on this recently? Why is everyone confused on this one subject all of a sudden?
>>558209697you might want to have 1 late surger for some random luck. accels like updrafter, forward march, on your left dont mind front heavy rooms. other people will bring fronts too
>>558209697Yeah, I have a front Pasa and it takes Bourbon and Maru bricking completely to get 1st or 2nd. Then you realize she'll have to compete with opposing fronts as well.
>>558209670why is gold city recommending someone easy going when she's literally the most high maintenance uma?
>>558209697Run a late/end with Keen Eye to help your front
>>558209175>TrainStego
>>558209898she is a woman
from left to rightmarry inari, correct tamamo, train rob, glue shit gold
>>558199578>Creek doing cosplayShe will turn 40 next year btw.
>>558209898>high maintenance woman that considers herself easygoingez
I'm drunk and I had to do a tripe check that I wasnt in a jp thread /uma/ is barely recogniZable these days
How big was the stats jump in MANT?
>>558209890>he actually built dirt bourbonJesus do you just have god-tier dirt parents or something?
>>558210036Gonna cry about it?
Genuine question, how do you figure out when Prof of Cruv is bad for a track?
>>558210036Yeah it's mostly zombified at this point
>>558210075No not reallyIt just causes confusion that's all
>>558210036Funny innit? If it wasn't for the gameplay differences, we could finally merge again!
>>558210079You want it to proc on final corner before the late race.
>>558209724It literally does nothing if you haven't hit the max target speed yet. Target speed /= current speed buffs which doesn't care if you haven't finished accelerating.
>>558210036MANT will destroy this place
>>558199578...How bad is it? Is her VA a real idol?
>>558210036The great replacement
>>558210175ok but this is one of those situations that you never know if you are in one
>>558210175why can a midrace velocity carry over to late race acceleration
>>558210151I don't think the jpfags would want to associate the the schizos here.
>>558210070I'm borrowing a 7* dirt pasa parent and my own grandparent has 3* dirt. You can get lucky and get Dirt A with just one 3* dirt inspiration, otherwise you need 2.
>/uma/ skill spreadsheet isn't being updated anymoreGlobal is killNow I have to read and understand the gameThis sucks
Late oguri, or late costume pasa?
>>558210151I doubt it. I saw this OC of theirs when I failed the witcheck and was redirected there
Eishin sex!
lmao, I take a break from getting a decent dirt spark on Nyopera to do a first career run on Chocobo to get a good feel on stats and I wanted to get the Asahi Hai mission cleared for the event and uhhh, wrong pink and no Groundwork, but I guess I have a decent parent for SMaru by Aries and Taurus repeat. Surely, the affinity buff comes during MANTblazer and I can try to do some cycling and use this without having to deal with single circles. :^)
>>558210329what deck are you using for barbo?
>>558210281>He thinks the schizos don't roam both placesThe "STOP SPOILING REE GO BACK" fag does the same shit in JP, going "can you take your keibafags back?" and similar>>558210374See above. Migration will happen sooner or later, the global thread will down REAL fucking hard in the coming months and years, just look at how things changed compared to month 1, nothing like it.
>>558210398is her unique any good inherited?on paper it sounds like "Playtime's Over!" but I'm also a retard
>MANTB in kamitierI'm excited bros
>>558210428Even if the global thread comes to a handful of people who still play the game, it would still be the global thread with some extra noise from the one or two guys posting keiba or jp umas. The threads can't merge because it's two different games, and the jp players need a place where they can discuss the jp version at their own pace without someone asking if the FM banner is a gaslight. Not a hard concept to grasp that I don't expect anyone to understand but yeah. I don't mind the JP posters but they are pushing for something gay that not even the other thread wants, since they are more global posters than jp posters at this point.
>>5582104623s .15 speed with some recovery is okay if you can discount it to 120sp desu
Friendly reminder that it's the divegrass guy who doesn't want the merge
>>558210462It’s stronger than PTO, but more expensive, and it takes up one of your unique slots at the cost of affinity for most charactersIt’s not bad
>>558210620I don't mind the keibaposting since it's something both JP and Global can enjoy. The JP posting on the other hand can sometimes get out of hand, and most of the posts about it aren't even ontopic. Not to mention there's a fag who purposely steal someone's screenshots to post in here.
>>558210698I HATE DIVEGRASSGET THE 4CC BANNED FROM 4CHAN
My friend with a gigabricked account finally managed to win URA finals for the first time ever after barely playing the game on/off since launch
My gorgeous German paizuri wife.
>>558210405pls respond
>>558210568Sorry, Anon, but MANT is a huge pain in the ass. Every run takes forever.
Other from the obvious track and style skills, I have 0 idea how to pick skills
>>558210620Sooner or later, once Global syns up years down the line, there is zero reason not to merge, period.>b-b-b-but keibaPeople already double post, they've been since D1, issue being what you mentioned, the game being too different as things are now.So having a different thread for gameplay purposes is VERY understandable, but considering how slow things have become... who knows, only time can tell. Either way, I'd very much welcome JPbros, have been since day one, it's their thread to begin with.>>558210698Never not funny that all this comes down to fucking divegrass.
>>558210787Not even with Bakushin? How bricked was he?
>>558210812are flash nipples pink or brown, this is important as she's german
>>558210787not impressed!I beat Bakushin career with starter + unleveled deck
>b-b-but jp spam!This thread was born for the jp version and will still get JP posts you like it or not. You're not gonna stop me from posting Umas, Netanhyahu!
>>558210860Gold is good so obviously you get all the golds
Grass Wonder is a TWO TIME ARIMA KINEN CHAMPION and she is stuck being fucking 2 star fodder and got a meme altfor shame
>another run where I have to deal wit a low priority card who starts with low-ass friendship, no hints and an agemasen eventBEST WIT CARD IN THE GAME BTW XDDD
>>558210812Your Hurasshu is so wet...
>>558210862yeah, if both servers sync up then that's a no brainerit's only 8 years until then, imagine all the dead ojiisans, maybe even all current jp posters would be dead by then>>558210925what a baby
>>558210875Probably brown
>>558210823Most winning Bourbons I’ve seen are running 2 speed, 3 wit, and then Riko or a Stamina card (which is an odd choice to me)
jpiggers need to ABSCOND
>>558210787Is he playing one of the harder characters? It took me far longer than most to clear because I spent the first few weeks trying to clear super creek's career, not knowing about her debuff mechanic.
>>558210965God I love AI
>>558210979I hate Flash now
>>558210462If it's on a huge discount, maybe. It's one of those combo uniques (speed+accel, accel+heal, etc.) where it gets heavily tanked as an inherit. Mummy Creek and Pasa can get away with that enough because final straight accel/speed is just that strong, I'd only get it if you don't have PTO or don't have that discounted because you certainly aren't buying it for a 0.35% heal.
>>558210151Merging is a pipe dream, the average JP server vets have immense disdain for Global users which makes the Global dislike the JP users and the games are way too far apart to have serious discussion. And I don't expect Cygames to accelerate enough to bridge the gap without JP pulling even further aheadBetter to just accept the split as is and stick to one thread, or use both threads.
>>558210959Is the futa card THAT bad?
Contrail bros...
>>558210974>imagine all the dead ojiisans, maybe even all current jp posters would be dead by thenExactly my point. Wait and see what MANT will do to the thread, not to mention all the other stuff after that.
>>558210823I made better bourbons with this deck but they only have dirt B
>>558210928Her supreme Ken-sama weeb version later on is an Arima CM staple though.
>>558210979That's so hot, I love Flash now.
>>558210873He exclusively rolled for umas and didn't roll on support even when I grilled him about it around the time Kitasan's 2nd rerun arrived. He only managed to get a few new support cards during the NY free rolls.>>558210903He won with Tickezo
>>558209346*fluff fluff*
>>558210875pink but not bright pinka soft shade of pink
>>558210928>comes with fucking on your left for free AND dominator, both god-tier gold skills>also has the god-tier speed/power growths>huge race poolShe's literally top 3 best f2p horses, what are you upset about?
>>558211059This Shombori is erotic and I don't know how to feel about that
>>558210979That's a lie. I suck on them regularly and they are pink.
>>558211124
>>558211059I don't mean dead as in they stop posting, I mean dead as in literally dead. Passing away, suicide, heart attacks, strokes. That kind of dead. A lot of anons die every year and you never know, maybe it was that one ojiisan who called you a faggot, maybe tomorrow it will be that one anon who posted porn. Who knows, 8 years is a long time.
>>558209038>California hours>Seething about President FukuWhat do you expect
>>558211048The average "JP server vet" sounds fucking silly, all the more so considering how little poster there are to begin with.>>558211082This damn artist awoke something in me and I'm not a fan... the desire to taste winter coats on my punny wife...
>>558210965i'm not opposed to AI if it can produce accurate and quality images
>>558210979>>558211167Gentlemen. You are forgetting the obvious compromise. They are crème colored.
>>558210812I remember when Flash came out in JP and all the artists I followed on twitter were drawing her massive hanging udders. I thought it was nuts the yakuza would allow those. It wasn't until she was released in global that I learned that's just the end of her winning animation.
>>558211048>the average JP server vetswhat, like all four of them? None of them are Japanese anyways who the fuck cares. Our mamboposter spends more time in Japan for work than anyone on /umaJP/
>>558210925I personally don't mind the JP posting but at the same time I don't understand why post here if you want to post a content only available on JP. Are you that attention/(You) depraved that instead of posting on the dedicated thread, you'll post on the thread where most of the posters wont know or doesn't know anything yet about the thing you posted or will be posting.
My rainbow luck is downright impressive at times
>>558211269this desu
>>558210620>the jp players need a place where they can discuss the jp version at their own pace without someone asking if the FM banner is a gaslightAnd I'd like a place to discuss global without vagueposting about events that we won't get for years with screenshots in runes I can't read.
>>558211269"Can you shut up about divegrass?" Is the reply you're seeking for.Stop pressing the issue against someone who doesn't want to discuss it.
>>558211269Because this is The Uma thread. I don't support the split.
>>558210991>stamina cardi like stamina suzuka for the hints and not dying to tenno sho spring but maybe something else is better
>>558210812i like how her juicy titties have a little bit of scuff on themi'd lick them clean
>>558211267Thread's been pretty active today because Cygames had a data leak, but it's not like there's much to talk about for current uma.
>>558211305Cool parent run whalebro
>>558211269Teio wouldn't say this
>>558211350Yes, I whaled for the free selector ticket and the two rainbow crystals to MLB my fine motion, you got me!
>>558211174>Your cute uma wife will never princess carry and care for you till you're healthy againaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa>>558211269the split is gay and cringe and you're just trying to rile people up
next scenario will be worse
>>558210991Bourbon has mandatory Kikuka Sho and HaruTen which can end the career early if you're too understammed.
what if i used tanuki luna as an onahole
>>558211269teioslug redemption arc...
>>558210428we're still the 3rd/4th fastest general on this board
>>558211336I see. The extra guts might also be helpful for all the spot struggles
>>558211015Nope
>>558211446and we used to be the biggest, by a fucking mile, same for the /v/ threadgive it a few more months, or fucking mant, and check again
>>558211440Teioposters have become an issue again, they can' be seen as based.
>>558211393>he spent two rainbow crystals on FineMo instead of waiting for the free anni selector to uncap the final copy
>lunasomeone post the cap of that teio trvke
please kill yourselves fucking numberfags
>>558211426Wheres the poll I havent voted yet?
>First teiofags are FAT>now they do nothing but shit post, if not cringe post>>558211512HE SAID THE LINE
You just know this Teioposter is the very same faggot that's been posting JP stuff
Which way /uma/dacchi
>>558211496>>558211440>>558211269
>>558211269Notice how none of the replies actually answered or refuted your post. They do it for the sake of riling up, shitting up the threads or simply want validation with the yous
>>558211506Just link it >>557841210
>>558211501I'm sorry, I didn't realise I could only use that selector on a single support.
>>558211446xivg doesn't talk about the game its a glorified highschool chatroom, you can discount those
>>558210928El Condor Pasa is a 2 star and is the only one in the Golden Gen in the JRA Hall of Fame and was Japan's highest rated horse until Equinox came alongVodka is a 2 star and was a legend and tied for most G1 wins at 7(until Almond Eye came along) and was famous for being a mare than won those racing against Stallions.Just gotta live with the fact that some of the base game Umas got shafted in terms of rarity.
>>558211578>diseased>retardedDifficult choice
>>558211603>ACKTUALLY were still first, when you pull the following mental gymnastics!
