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Oh they added this
Today is Hopeful!
Wokeness claims another victim
(new) boysex
What gaslights can we make out of the livestream info?
>Wife in 3 daysI can't wait, she's almost there...
>>558238140
this thread will be super shit
>>558238251a new onahole
Digitan LOVE
>Americans went from being the depicted as a blond muscular dude with cool shades and an American flag tanktop to being depicted as niggers in less than 20 years
>>558238270>literal who
This year’s anniversary newmas vs last year’s
>>558238140nikke uma of victory
>>558238363>>558238140heh
>>558238356at least they don't have blue hair
>>558238290
SoWho Won?Who Lost?The game is become more woke now
I love Luna so much I wish she was real
>>558238356Skipping all of them
cute family
cygames will collab uma with all kind of shit but never rerun uma event in granblue
>>558238324Teio can NOT be smug.
>>558238449>game is become
The stream is over you niggers can go back to umajp now
how long are you going to meltdown about skin colour
>>558238324Teiobwo... You do know Casino Drive is american right?
>danchou is thinking of a 1m daily quota for MANTblazerwhat the fuck is his problem
Mambo!
>Your Uma wife visits America to marry you>gets shot or arrested by ICE>you must spend 6 weeks haggling with the government for access to her corpselmaooooooooooo
lol
>>558238458
>>558238589you will be raped by black umas
You can truly tell it's Jeet hours now
Bwos why couldn't I shitpost with you during the night it said my IP was blocked only in this board... I missed all the banter...
Look what I have drawn
>>558238140Can’t say I like the starting outfit honestly but regardless, cute
>>558238515Hey, come on now… it’s seriously just one tiny little mistake.We all do it, happens to the best of us.
>>558238589>gets shot or arrested by ICENo one waifus brown umas
>>558238696never draw again
>>558238692Indian IPs were premptively blocked to prevent scat posting
>America scenario>No American Uma???
>>558238356last year mogs the new ones so badly
>>558238730speak for yourself
>>558238716Kill yourself, pajeet
>>558238552Thats actually smart 1 race a day
My first S+, no groundwork but actually won more than 13k miles S 900 wit with groundwork
>>558238730They shoot white people now, didn't you hear? In fact the only people they don't seem to shoot are Indians (who they say are very necessary labor to import).
>>558238821Projecting much?
>>558238760BUT I'M NOT IN INDIA AAAAAAA
>>558238730that one hishama fag would be very upset with you
>>558238797Casino Drive?
>>558238324>smug teiobro complaining about negrosThis you?
Anyone have that image of Luna pinning (You) to the wall and she says something like "hehe, losing to a high school girl"
>>558238698
>>558238803>monkey with horse earsDeportation is a must.
>>558238356Admire Groove, Daring Tact, Lucky Lilac, Curren Boquetd'or, Forever Young (new), Marche Lorraine (new) and Rulership(new).I hate it here. There is not enough free Carats for all of this.
you WILL be buying glowsticks nonstop to inflate your fan amount, you want to make danchou happy don't you?
Holy Cygenerous
>>558238878OH NO NO TEIOBROS THE SLUGS ARE COMING BACK
>>558238890
>>558238878not me but he sounds based
>>558238915Chrono CUTE
>>558238928>her parents are both 100% pure ethnic japanese
>>558238458She was bro... But s(he)'s gone...
By the way bros when is the next big update for global?
>>558238324teiobro... did you skip CG bro? Obey Your Master even has an american bikini
>>558238917One time I gave Tama some Monopoly money and she got so excited that I couldn't find a window to tell her it's not real money.
>>558239028two more weeks
>>558239028eh, 3 weeks? 4?something like that
>surprise SatonoAAAAAAAAAA TAZUNA HELP
>>558238983>yet she's brownShe don't belong in Japan
>uma satoru gojo is getting releasedFFFFFVVVVVAAAAAAARRRRKKK
>>558239098>this account is based in india
>all new umas have huge titsflatbwos... we lost....
>>558239098Belongs in Japan more than Sirius Fraud
>>558239058>>558239073Noted, thanks bros.Have an ASS pic as a thanks.
>>558239104>gets immediately TRAPPED and BETRAYED by cygames
Orfevre has two kids in game now
I hate to say it but I regret not rolling for Smart Falcon she's easily been the most relevant and dominant uma in every single CM yet I fell for every gaslight of getting useless uma like Smaru Xguri and Vburbs that just sit there and do nothing
>>558239192Both fucking cute I HATE IT
>when you suspect that torena knows you're planning to rape him
>>558239104>Long F
>>558239192>children cuter than parentSpe-chan syndrome
>>558239206could have been worse at least you didnt roll for dober
>>558238324The niggers + blond america flag bikini whore thing has never leftthe new thing is depictions of niggresses
>>558239206Don't worry bwo this CM is the last time Falco will be relevant
Gonna start training SMaru for Aquarius, any build recommendations? Which are the must-have cards for her?
>>558239192Also Neo Universe has two kids in game too with Sounds of Earth and now Victoire Pisa
>>558239104The uma what??
DO YOUR DAILIES, JUST IN TIME FOR DIRT CMi already have front pasa + oonige + taiki ready though...
>>558238749
https://x.com/Fnsk_uma/status/2014109400999354472Man Tamamo is fucking cute
>>558238730
>>558239253>a scenario where the trainer got his uma pregnant but ended up running away
>>558239345>trainer was a niggerSo inclusive!
>>558239317EXPLODE
>nips also see Rulership as Cheval alt lol
>>558239334TAMA-CHAN LOVE!
>see the meltdown over a brown UmaDid they finally announce Michelle My Baby? I'll install the game if they announced her.
>>558239039We'll eventually get non sukumizu swimsuits?
>>558238324
>>558239396that's a not a black kid color blind anon...
>>558239425No, black NPCs
>>558239396>colorblind retard didn't even look at the comicSasuga jeet
>>558239329Don't feel too bad, you have other talents*licks your nose*
>>558238974Luka would say AND do this
>>558239470laaaaaaame, oh well. Thanks for the update.
>>558239425they announce black umas that will 100% rape you
ai-chan mogs this year's umas desu
>>558239559Another schizo wife for the collection
>>558239539>getting raped by someone's father
>>558239559she looks like the snek girl from monogatari with that hair and hat
>>558239559I posted this
Lemaire won (as usual)
>>558239629>getting raped by someone's son
>>558239631holy shit it's true
Why does she wear the puppet?
>>558239598>this year's umasit hasn't ended, you know?
so this is definitely a response to scorepushers yeah? this and the stat squish feels like a concerted effort to close the gap between UA CM umas and US CM umas by putting everyone in the same tier pretty much
We used to be at 45k now were down to 35k Project how many will remain by the end of the MANT
>>558239656besto honses
>>558239598Ai-chan looks like she fucks old men
>>558239629you will be raped by the whole family and you will like it
>>558239737>implying
>>55823971515-20k maybe a bit more
>>558239246>when torena places a Yes pillow on his sofa in plain sight
>>558239734Yeah, me
>>558238209i was feeling burned out but black cuties make me want to play again but then i remembered i am playing in global and won't be able to save them for as backup dancers in 10+ years
>>558239713>UA CM umas and US CM umashmm never seen this in the GLOBAL VERSION
>>558239713what the fuck does any of that mean
>>558239656>both gran and dia are very forward with their love for their trainersAi-chan is just gonna flat out fuck her trainer in her career huh? Especially since she’s Lememe’s #1 hors wife
>>558239631Shit I can't unsee it now
>>558239713Anon people were just closing in on max rank so they added more ranks.
>>558239848are you the type to see 100 and go "wow, ive only ever seen 1, this makes me feel like a starving victorian child!"theyre ranksthey havent changed since A+ to S
>>558239880The Peerless HEROINE will get her prize
>>558239816>cutiesDark-skinned Umas are never cute.
>>558239246
>>558239631Have (you) seen the soft crazy eyes and the usually LARGE breast that the snek girl from monogatari clearly lacks??
Ignoring the dirt C... Is this enough stam+guts?
>RULERSHIP IS A FUCKING SHUTIN LOSEROh my God as if she couldn't get any better
>2500 stat capswhat is the point anymorethe numbers are just sillymonkey brain go OOOK OOOOK NUMBER BIGGER NUMBER BIGGER???
>>558239998>censored the armpits
Groove genes...sugoi...
i did not expect rose kingdom at allare they finally fleshing out the 2010s properly?
>>558239040let her dream, bro
>>558239656this guy is a horse fucker
>>558238589>not AmericanLucky me
>>558240051Cygay needs to make a reason for metacucks to roll for stupid powercreep support cards that no one asked for.
>>558240087zamn
>>5582400511. they aren't for breeders cup scenario2. they serve to slow powercreep, not speed it up.Any stat gains beyond 2000 will be quartered.so a +40 stat boost is +r0 before 1200, +20 after 1200, and +5 after 2000
If uma were canonically running at 70kph during URA finale does that mean they are faster than sound now?
>>558240097seems so
>>558240235the piges will never allow it
Forget the umas,Breed with humans!
>>558240097Probably yeah. With her, pizza, and Flash, this gen is pretty much 'done'.
>>558239997they are actually the cutest given how little there are of them, scarceness increases their cuteness
>>558240254Yes
>>558239880will she?
>>558240097Yes I think it’s because we’re getting Red Desire early for the BC scenario especially since Victoire Pisa was shown too
First time finished this fucking chain.
>>558239997you're trying way too hard
4 circles on dazzling smiles? SEND IT>DRAWFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>558240292She isn't human
>>558240371Proof?
>>558240280MEISHO MAMBO WHENLORD KANALOA WHEN
I hate this. I hate this. I hate this.
>>558240280>Meisho Mambois that another one of the forbidden ones?
>>558240328Yeah, LemaireT would never do that to her anyway
>>558240350do you rike?
So what did Spe get?
>>558240310No.>>558240359Remember, dark-skinned characters don't sell in gachas.
>>558240021at great mood, certainly. it's only a problem if u are rushed
>>558240350good job!doesnt matter much if you werent highrolling
agnes hebegital
>>558240087now the big Grooves make sense
I wish umas were real bros :(
>>558240523imagine if secretariat is just agnes digital but black
I need 20 million more fans for the quota.
>>558240438she is a meisho horse so no
>>558240426Your mind says no, but your dick is telling you yes.
>>558240426you faggots told me she's just a rehashed Taishin when she's not even close, she's infinitely cuter than that petulant midget
>>558240578>Suzuka Mambook this one is funny
>>558240571I wish my clubbros would just play the game instead of flatlining
>>558240469burger
>>558240396
>>558240578>Suzuka Mambo
>>558240610It's not even my dick telling me yes I don't want to fuck her I just want to admire her. She's so cute.
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHBY
>>558240571I'm at 70M at the moment for this month...
We have chevacchi at home
>>558240571There's a quota? What quota?
>>558240463>>558240514Yeah I already have passable aces so remaining run are for high rolling only.
>>558240446>live sex event with her trainer right after winning the japan cupThat’s way too lewd!
>>558240672I'm not a flatliner THO
>>558240684wait so the leak image was a lie or not?
>>558240426the umappet stays
>>558240715UOOOOOOOOHHHHH DAAAAAAABIIIIIIIIIIII
>>558240620Casino's the one who's rehashed Taishin, not her.
>>558238324Both have been depictions of Americans in anime since...forever. I can find anime from the 70s where an American male is either a black dude or a blonde white guy.
mmmmmmmmmm burger
>>558240476only a faggot puts sales above cuties
The fuckAre we going to get that kind of shit too?
Why is Ebayan a Gyaru again?
>>558240814I never would have guessed cause damn what the hell is that hair
>>558240753looks like her bully version
Just earned 10 carats from doing a parent run it basically paid for itself
>>558240753This is like the Yaeno and Bamboo moment>>558240715How did you even lose with Angling>>558240814This looks like what if Orfevre was a girl
>>558240868Why nothttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQyNTKyMODw
Can you check the list of skill hints owned during the choices?
>>558240867No we won't have Japanese text
>>558240868rich bitch
>>558240868Fujita, Yahagi and Sakai said so
>>558240868She’s a mix of her owner (John Cygames) and her trainer (Fujita)
>>558240894Mods
>>558239631Now that I made the connection I like her more>>558240016>ermmm ACKSHUALLY there's few clearly different parts so the similarity not being complete and absolute make your claim of similitude absolutely INVALID *slurps semen*Holy shit this thread is filled with literal autists
>>558238698It's not that I dislike the starting outfit but more that I mentally associate it with having not put much effort into that uma yet.
>>558240867i still kek at luna being there twice with different friendship bars
>>558240945*sorry meant (Yahagi)
test testsome anon recommended gimp to remove backgrounds last threas and I want to see if I managed it
>>558240868ojisan game
>>558240806>absDisgusting
>>558240945>she's a yakuza kumicho
>>558241063lol gay
>>558240254Anon, the speed of sound is 343 meters per second. They're moving as fast as a car that isn't even going highway speeds.
STOP BRICKING MY RUNS BOURBON
>>558240806this is what ryan wishes she looked like
>>558240814This doesn't look like taishin at all
>>558241007well, the gimp tool was easy to usethanks anon
>>558241059*licks*
>>558240959kill yourself monogataricuck
>>558241007You'll want to use shrink selection after using feather select or whatever the option is called in gimp
>>558240806>>558240921I still got the Derby>How did you even lose with AnglingI wish I knew, this run has been cursed from the start and now I'm cucked out of Final Push
>>558240806>ticketDisgusting
The donuts…
>>558240814she reminds me to Fuji more
USA USA USA USA
>>558240280I fvking love DART
>>558241095>you're gay if you don't like women who are drawn to look like menuh oh closet gay projection
>>558241260now this is an america uma
>>558241260
>>558241212was Machitan ahead of the fashion trend?
>>558241007>used to do this in photoshop for fun in my youthGood timesThough I don't think this is the result you expected
>>558241185Seethe harder Nadeko fucking won
>>558241260How many friends she made are black?
what if the puppet girl kept the hand puppet on during umapyoi and she tries talk as the puppet, would that be a turn-off
>>558241395Only one (me)
>>558241339twitter humor
>>558241395most Indian post of the week award
5th anni song and BC winning live:5th anni: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-6YEg-9o1MBC: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZsH33GvtDA
Best uma wife for a coomer?
>>558241007nigga...
>>558241557What was stopping forever young from being a titty monster?
>>558240235The picture I saw said that stat gains is quartered (aka +100 training gives +25 stats) but the actual stat effect has the same scaling, aka all stats after 1200 give half the bonus. There's no further stat scaling penalty when going past 2k like you said.
>>558241548We don't waifu liberal Umas
>>558241561All the most degen gooners I know have one thing in common and it's agnes tachyon.
>>558241561any cow
>>558241608Gimp has AI now?
>>558241561Literally anyone I doubt those cum brains care
>>558241654Bro, all Yahagi umas are titty monsters…
>>558241260BORN IN THE USA YEAAAHH
>>558241190Thanks, I plan to mess around with it some more later on>>558241371No that was more or less what I wanted, the image I used was pretty low quality because it was an youtube printI wanted to make the background transparent so I got it, I plant to mess with it more but later.>>558241608I used the photoshop one to remove it and it ended removing half the character face and left half of the background intactfuck that
>>558241692I'm not sure about GIMP but PS had it since 2021
>>558241686>t.gorillafag
>>558241686how many cows are there in the game?
>>558241712Based
>>558241654She's listed at 90cm which puts her in top 15, larger than El Condor and same size as Daiwa Scarlet the cow. Her racing costume, especially the image version doesn't really show the size properly due to the black top hiding curves and having no cleavage.
>>558241260>New Scenario is American>US wins HockeyUSA USA USA
>>558240868i remember some anon posted about a japanese site with uma fan voting for their fav characters. 30-40 yo ojisans voted alot for Helios. and yeah this too >>558241051
>Recreation for mood + a little bit of energy>Karaoke>Next turn is a 60 speed rainbow>Fails 20%How do I respond without sounding mad?
I completely forgot about hint books, what should I use them on? forward march? mile maven on taiki? maestro on nyopera?
>>558241792Depends on your definition of cow
>>558241848>>558241792
>>558241908Why do Ojisans like Gyarus?
>>558241557Starting Force mogs Voltage as an anni song so hard it’s not even funny
>>558241749Ah that was Photoshop, makes sense since GIMP takes years to add basic stuff
Best uma for beating nigger umas?
>>558241848>same size as daiwaWhy does she looks so medium here though?
>>558241260>Got to see Forever Young and the USA scenario get announced>Also got to see the Leaves get RAKED in HockeyIt was a good night worth staying up for
>>558241908gold shitty bros... not even our target audience likes her...
>>558242025point me in their direction
>>558242083Because her target audience isn't ojii-sans it's fat bastards
>>558241858>crosby outdoesn't count
>>558242002old people grasping for the youth that they've lost
>>558242125>posts the ONE uma who spent an entire race getting beaten up by a nigress
>>558242172erm.... I feel like these two have a ...large... overlap
>>558241943"I-it's not like I wanted an ace anyway, danchou's cummies after a fan run is much more desirable anyway"
>>558242002gyarus usually fuck salary men for money
>uma.guide in OP
>>558242039Like I said the picture is pretty awkward, if you look really closely the black top just hides the curve of the breasts completely. Here's a shitty youtube quality picture trying to show the curve.
sex with gamblers
>>558242185Using a pussy first > > > Reusing a used pussy
I can't make uma anymore. They all suck, no Groundwork not max speed, dirt is a curse.
>>558242002you ever heard of enjo kosai
>>558242282>another flat umaboyfags can't stop winning
they have bee putting nothing but cows in the game for the last 3 years and not a single flatty, even Kraft has boobs despite being terminally illcygames went WOKE
>>558242341
When do they add topless races to the game?
>>558242271Teioblindbro...
>>558242410They're hosted exclusively in my bedroom, sorry
>>558242410the umapyoi wars happen only at the hot-springs event
>>558242178They couldn't score on a 5v3
>>558242256But I am danchou...
>>558242271>>558242423It should be added desuIf anything to keep the thread alive with autistic screeching
dog
sirius if she wasn't a fraud
>>558242410sar we hate uma skin here
>>558241528bismiumallah thank you harun umayrah
from twtter
>>558242687Holy hacks
marche lorraine jobbed debut 4 times
>>558239559>no Lys GracieuxIt was the perfect occasion to announce more himbas...
Akikawa will be replaced by a NIGGER director for the sweet blackrock founding
>>558242760why is my wife bullying my daughter?
>>558242764Does her career have us do debut 4 times as a goal?
>>558240578>Suzuka MamboTHE PRINCE THAT WAS PROMISED
>>558242829Experts predict that there will be no white umas left by the year 2100.
these two
>>558242728
>>558242583Afraid I got nothing then
can't believe Cesario fucked trainer dry then made Kris S raise the child
>>558242938don't worry, I will put a child inside Kris too
>>558242938So what happens if your Kris S's trainer?
>>558242687Maybe we just EOS global after MANT and call it a success
>>558242938Kris S is so much kinder than she looks. I gave her my child too, and got her pregnant on top of that. She will be raising that child alone too.
>>5582428615, have to lose first 4 and win last
>>558241395She's from Kentucky so less than you'd think.
>>558242728Sirius if she was the puppy
>>558242764rookie numbers
>>558243018>She will be raising that child alone toowhy are torenas like this?
btw for anyone practicing MANT with rental decks like Me dont fucking bother outside of the general deck for some reason they replaced Finemo with Bijin fucking Wit
>>558242829I'll accept this as the new director
>>558242764mejiro ryan only won on her 4th try
>>558242771Releasing Ai-chan without Lys in her career is such a bad decision, I don’t know what they were thinking. That said, Marche Lorraine is part of the 2019 mares so that’s another one in their sexo group at least
>>558241501Yeah that would legit be weird.
Deadbeat dad-toreinas get the rope.
>>558243018>Not wanting to raise your own progeny into a great legend like her motherYou're a fraud
>>558243142
>>558241501Not gonna lieIt wouldn't
>>558241501>what ifthere is no what if sir, she keeps it
>>558243137I don't have time to raise a child. I'm busy getting umas pregnant.
>>558242728Why does this look like teio and sirius had sex?
Forgotten again...
Daring Tact status?
>>558243306never ever unfortunately
>>558242829I will post the most hardcore uma porn in pixiv and make japan seethe if they do that
>>558243349next time...
>>5582433491300 more days
>>558242728one rapes you, the other let you rape her
>>558242687I love the fake training screens
I just woke up dacchis what the fuck happened? Did JP get cool content announced?
If you just want a (You) or something you’re allowed to ask for it. You don’t need to lump yourself in with the people here to stir up trouble.
>>558243452At the same time!?Nice!
>>558243349hunting bears together with her torena
>>558243508Can I get about 5 (You)s then?
>>558243142NSM is just that important
>nerdy girl susceptible to mind breakCan't wait for the doujins
>>558243349Poised to strike at just the right time.
>>558243219>raping her trainer after jobbing in FranceI thought we were friends...
>>558243608I'm glad the translation tool recognized that it's a boy.
>>558243571>>558243571>>558243571>>558243571Only 4. Greedy.
>>558243571Your greed sickens me
>>558243608>doujins*mass produced AI slop
>>558238080How did they get away with this?
>>558243571NTA, but here's one
>>558243221But what if it's a boy?
>>558243608mind breaking your uma is a must
>>558243753Probably worked in conjunction with them
I would like (You)'s please. If you give me a (You), your next borrow run will be a high roll run and you will get Mile S.
>>558243793On a scale of 1-10, how addicted to toreena's cum is Teio?
>>558243608>play snakes and ladders against rulership in her room>win>now locked in her room with her foreverMy master plan
>>558243691wait Tachyon won the Hopeful Stakes?
>>558243884As much as teiofags
>>558243884somewhere around 6-7
>558243862I need Long S for the MANT Longslop not Mile S, sorry bwo
>>558243608Man, that boy has some nice tits
Soon...
>>558243884she's a brat
UmmmmmmmmmmmmSo why is it still called the Breeder's Cup....
>>558243862>King Pervert
>>558243928technically yes but it was a G3 at the time with a different name, the movie change it to current times to inflate her winning streak
>>558244001the race is named in honor of John Breeder
>>558243928It was a G3, did you not watch the movie?
>>558243928Technically yes, technically no. The race he ran and won back in the day wasn't called the Hopeful Stakes back then, but it was renamed that when upgraded to a G1 track.
>>558243848https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w80We7Sb5YY actually might have a point
>>558244001Umapyoi after the races...
>>558244001also known as Umapyoi Cup
>>558244001you breed your uma then leave forever, making them raise the kid alone. makes sense why it's placed in america now doesn't it
>>558244001Because the races are just the side show. The real Breeder's Cup happens in the back, between umas and their trainers. It's basically one giant love hotel.
See you anons at the next race.
>Umas participate in the Olympicsimagine the amount of sex that happens in there
>>558244081I only looked at the wiki to see his wins so yeah
>>558243884Teio's addiction to cum depends on what I/trainer eat beforehand before gooning or cumming. Semen can vary from sweet to bitter or their usual weird taste.How'd I know this? Curiosity got ahead of me during the times I run out of tissues.
>>558244001It's called that to honor the fact that its first year of existed it was funded by contributions from horse breeders
>>558243608>I'm a genius>oh no!
>>558244235how are teiobros like this
>>558244001Umas have to rape their trainers as part of the race. First one to pass the finish line and get pregnant on the field wins.
>>558244235I often heard that you can get it to taste sweeter by eating lots of fruit, but I never noticed a difference desu.
Do you actually like these characters or are they just your fantasy sex slaves
Tachyon is the most fraud horse in existence 4 race undefeated record? only one was a G1superior unmatched speed? only record was in a random G2 and only 0.4 seconds over the last one1 trillion children? only Daiwa was remarkable
>>558244375both
>>558244357Stop eating cum
>>558244235does this imply what I'm thinking
I just got back from White Turf (which was awesome). Can I get a qrd of the last 10 hours?Thats the grand prix winnerThats
>>558244375Fantasy sex slaves.
>>558244091Taiki blizzard when
>>558244357It's true. From my experiments and experience, pineapples often produce the sweetest taste.
what extension do i need to hide stub
Teiobros... this is a new low...
>>558244386you sound upset
>>558244375i am their sex slave
>>558244463I'd post "ovr repvtation..." but that's probably not even top3 most disgusting things teiobros eat
GET IT THE JOKE IS RAPE WE RAPE YOU HERE WE CUM INSIDE YOU GOD I WANT A PARTNER
>>558244202>>558244431now kiss
>>558244463Yeah, pineapples are exactly what people recommended to me too. But I think it has to be a ton to make a difference. Or maybe eating meat neutralizes the effect too easily.
>>558244558come here you pink slut
>>558244375I actually read through the stories and after a few runs I'll shoot for secret events like Vodka beating Daiwa in every race or Doto being the overlord. The gameplay is fun but I stay for the characters
Bobo is quite cute. I like her.
>>558244375SEA and Latinx people have low IQs and small dicks so sex is all they ever think about
>>558244235>>558244463>>558244612STOP USING TEIO AS YOUR IMAGE CUT US SOME SLACK
Wit is noticeably more important than power for fronts but what about other styles
/uma/ club is become dead bros...
>>558244612>>558244463TEIOBROS STOP INCRIMINATING YOURSELVES
this one should look a bit betterThe jap on Twitter made an updated version of the major wins chartThis is the best quality I managed within the 4MB limitFull quality version in the link (catbox is down for me):https://gofile.io/d/AJHP9J>>558243928yeah, just the race wasn't hopeful stakes yet
>>558243142Her events are pretty nice
>>558244375You are asking this when it's midnight in indonesia
>>558244235I only tasted mine a single time
agnes goongital
Club drama... the drought will end...1... more ....week....
>Rulership
>>558244558joke?
>>558244001why is it JBC?
Jeet hours are legitmately worse than SEA hours
What compels people to make such gay posts with Teio, Curren, and Doto?
Did you know that pink haired anime girls are always sluts?
JUICY BIG COCK CLASSIC
>>558244717making her cum so many times until she can't feel anything down there
>>558244820I know a Dotopost when I see one.
>>558244820Which uma has the least disgusting posters? Suzukafags are all horny subs but they seem reasonable at least. Fukufags are annoying but don't seem particularly degenerate.
>>558244852Name 5
>>558244552>>558244645>>558244670I'm simply adventurous just like Teio>>558244612Yeah you need to eat copious amount of fruits for it to take effect and not eat much for that day, and even if you fail it wouldn't be bitter but just the normal weird taste or doesn't have much taste.>>558244706Once you did it it becomes easier to do it again since a second time wouldn't make any difference anyway. I do it when no tissues.
>Global has to wait 5 years to be able to play the US scenarioWhat does it feel like to be a secondary? Has ICE been at your door yet?
>>558244881Finally a place for me
hachimi
>>558244916All of them are degenerates and beyond help. The fewer fans an uma has, the better they usually are. So probably Ryan fags.
>>558244814I can't tell the difference
>>558244757>Rulership>Gold Shipone more and we can form a fleet
>>558244820dotoposters are just evil not gay
>>558244976We are 4 months closer now though
>>558244757>not-shy Cheval Grand with the same measurements as Air Groovesexo
>>558244959Your momYour grandmaYour sisterYour girlfriendYour (my) daughter>>558245010What if they act evil to hide their faggotry?
>>558244976Yes, but I am white so officer Rodriguez told me to have a nice day.
if woman drink le cum why can't i drink le cum too???serious question
>>558244916Maruzensky for wanting nothing but HAG SEX (pure)Gentildonna because they post the cute creature most times
>>558244976I actually live in our own country and is not an illegal so I do not care
>>558244202It was cool. Good times
>>558245102>What if they act evil to hide their faggotry?they do cause they barely post Doto's tits
>>558245136>I is not an illegalsweepy posters are black?
Fukunaga hors
>>558244386trvke but Daiwa is so cute she makes up for it
>>558245068>duramente
>>558244974Thanks, I will be trying that for the next 2 days and then taste it after fapping to Teio. I'll post an update afterwards to keep everyone in the loop.
>>558245136Deport this one
Next bread will be butter.
>>558245136Haven't you been keeping up? They don't care if you're white or brown, or whether or not you're an illegal or a citizen.
>>558245195kraft wifecesario wifeking wifedora wifecheval wife
>>558245174did you seriously expect sweepy posters to be white?
>>558245248>>558245253I mean I'm not even american
>>558244386Anon I know we play a game where you win like 14 G1s in a career but in actual horse racing if you won like...3, you're a name people will remember.
>>558245068Literally Air Groove spawn
Eat pineapple/cantaloupes, don't smoke or drink alcohol, drinks lots of water and your cum is going to taste great. Plus it has lots of nutrients, you can't waste all of that jizz every time you jerk off.
>>558245107It's not even gay if you drink your owns.
>>558244976>my trainee’s rival called ICE on her and she got deported to guatemala
>>558245253>this is what they actually delude themselves into thinking
STOP IT!!!
>>558245381Urara would say this to her trainer
>>558245465ryan love!
>>558245381Urara and Teio are so playful, they would definitely never let anything go to waste.
>event is called Mystery 4chan Ritual>It trolls you every timeReally makes me think
>>558245450There are constant reports of ICE detaining legal citizens because those high school dropout retards don't check papers, Denying that makes you the delusional one.
>>558245245Based it's really only disturbing first time but after you can experiment and explore new possibilities, and even if you fail there's always lubricants that are sweet and you can pair it up with onaholes.
>>558245553I like her ponytail hair style
so far i've never completed Fukukitaru's event my luck is just that bad
I have been playing umamusume for 5 yearsWhat did I think of it?
>>558245601>uma tries to shitpost>ojiisan torena tells her how back in his day it was called trolling, and it MEANT SOMETHING
https://umamusume.jp/contents/game/scenario/beyonddreams/>look at gameplay>It's just Unity 3.0So why couldn't global get a stat capped version of this alongside MANT?
I blame the Homunculus manga for making me want to taste my own cum. Think I've spent like nearly a decade doing that every now and then. My failed garage band even had a song titled "Cum Drinker Manifesto", just six or seven minutes of noise and screams (or until people booed us off the stage).Uma Musume Pretty Derby
>>558245450You are a retard anon, shit is bad.
>>558238290>It's about Teiofags eating their own cum and its taste as well as ICE and politicsDoto was right.
I'm learning new things everyday and it isn't even about umamusume
send them all back
>>558245843this is how your average horse fucker looks like
>>558245843He can’t stop fucking winning
>>558245739You have to play ALL the scenarios
>>558245727It insists upon itself
>>558245843One of those is a stallion, therefore gaaaaaaaay
Which umas would let you cum down their throat?
UMAMUSUME WILL NEVER RELEASE ANOTHER CUNNY AGAINIT'S OVER
>>558245878Spe does seem clumsy enough to shoot random people off the streets.
>>558245616You're so easily propagandized it's sad
What the fuck is a buttered, Fishebros!?
Anytime I see teio in CM now I'm going to assume her trainer is some degenerate sissy that masturbates on his back with his dick pointing straight down at his own mouth now
This conversation about cum is making me so horny imagine umas covered in stinky yellowish spunk
>>558245369https://twitter.com/Takiki2828/status/2025593058310697452
>>558245974stego
https://arca.live/b/umamusume/163087293thats crazy
>>558246040Next club will be buttered
>>558246059That way you risk losing the seed. Wash your hands properly before doing it, cum on your palm and then chug that glop up like you own it.
>>558245980And that's based.
>>558246019You literally fell with your hands and knees for a Jewish plot to divide Americans, and you are still on your knees slurping your masters' cum after it has all been dragged out into the light. You have no right to tell me I'm the one that's propagandized. You are the natural slaves.
>>558246071Stego WOULD like throatpies. Everyone in the gold family would to different extents.
>>558245980proof?
>>558245980we still have Samsung
>>558246019Your little safe space is going live in 2 hours
>>558246178>Liberal communist talking points
>>558246117
>>558246040Next club name will be Buttered.
Ebayan eating cum glazed donut art when?
>>558246249I didn't realize being against our government being controlled by a foreign cabal of blackmailing pedophiles made me a commie.
This is the worst thread of all time, I'm leaving for a couple of hours.
>>558246254its a korean website.. probably blocked your country
>>558244463I don't like pineapples. What could be a good alternative?
>>558246314Ebayan shouldn't do that, however she should disinterestedly jerk me off with one hand while she eats a donut with the other one.
>>558246040>name keeps getting worseUmazing. That's an honest to god achievement right there.
yamete
>>558246254Sup Kim, how's Pyongyang?https://o.uguu.se/tAmKnOJb.webp
there's nothing wrong with being a cunnyLORDall the elites do it, why shouldn't you
>>558246249shalom, how is the weather in tel aviv right now?
Rules you
Which uma would slurp my cum off the floor? Even better if I can use my foot to shove her head into it.
>>558246342who cares retard as if you or anyone will do anything about the pedo jews
>>558245960YAAAADDDAAAAA!!!
>>558246314>>558246412You are both wrong, she eats the doughnut with your dick sticking through the hole
>>558246495go easy on her, it's her first time
>>558246525Doto would say this.
Today is Friday...https://twitter.com/drunkyapsession/status/2025554088273002644
>>558246520doto as long as you gaslight her hard enough
Why do we have paid demonrat shills on /uma/?
>>558246525A fascinatingly instigatory post. I’m sure the user who posted this has no connection to any government agency whatsoever.
I am playing the acclaimed game Umamusume: Pretty Derby, highly recommend it desu
>>558245843I need to start betting exclusively on horses ridden by Lememe, all he does is win. This guy is a fuckin money printer
Sex with Verxina
>>558246040>Lots of passionate unprotected baby making sex with Super Creek. Keeping her pregnant 24/7We were so close.
>>558246640We're on to your tricks you Jewish rats
>>558246383Bananas, Apples, and watermelons should work. Also avoid drinking alcohol as it doesn't only make yours bitter but it also lessens the amount you can unload. I'm only realizing that I've actually researched this. To think this started because of no tissues.
cow game
>>558246779STOP IT
explain to me like i’m the dumbest 5 year old alive why this is bad even with double circle affinity
PLEASEPLEASE STOP THE TEIOPOSTER SLANDER
>>558246902Cute Mayacchi!
>>558246920it's not bad, it would only be bad if you were training oguri
>>558247010
>>558247010Did you know? Rice Shower prefers d*ck over rice.
>>558247010GET DOWN
>>558246779Thanks, those 3 options work for me. I'll avoid meat and alcohol for the time being.How sweet is it supposed to get though? Just an aftertaste or is it very noticeable?
great thread
>>558246640Nice Nature posters are here. You can tell since they're On Your Left.
i prefer disgusting teioposting to yank politics shitflinging
>>558247010Rice would cover it in kisses before going down
>>558247010Guys are your penises this big? Mine's only like half this size...
>>558247010Laisu treats the penis with tender love and care. Laisu is a hero.
>>558247010Thread saved. Thanks, Anon.
>>558247147
ENOUGH POLITICSTALK ABOUT HOW YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH FOREVER YOUNG
>>558247202There’s not enough yuri being posted
Air Gyaruve owes ME sex
For a game that bans R-18 fanart, these threads gets so much porn posted...
I have a confession to makeI want to have sex with Digitan
>>558247364this is what happens when you don't let her clean your room
>>558247010>Sticks straight out forward at a perpendicular angle to the tummyWait is that how dicks are supposed to look? Mine goes up... Like it's parallel with my tummy instead...
>>558246624You bastard I was going to soundpost this
>>558247331I really like fat tits gyarus but we need one that's flat as a board
>>558247394>For a gameThey delete it themselves.
>>558247485Everyone is different
>>558247446get out of the picture, tickezo, you suck.
>>558247485they only curve up right or far to the sides if you masturbate too much, sorry to tell you that bro
>>558247446I like this picture more
why are all characters in this franchise canonical lesbians despite the audience being overwhelmingly male?
this thread is just getting started
>>558247331Marche Lorraine owes me sloppy kisses
>>558247224Rice is just very small
>>558247675i've been beating off multiple times a day since i was 11 and my shit is as straight as a ruler
>>558247119It can go from fruity taste to sweet like something sweetened by a sugar. The first time I've got a taste like that was purely accidental, and it was very noticeable. I'm not sure how it works but sometimes even when consuming fruits it wouldn't get like it, maybe your mood also affects it or how much you've been doing it.
>>558247762>>558246452Teio sex
>11 attempts with KSB & Sweepy/Mayano Speed + 3 Wit>Haven't capped speed once, with Sweepy had less than 900 speed a couple timesIs Head On from Top Gun worth it or am I just gonna have to use Biko Pegasus instead? You'd think with 80/80 SP I'd be getting tons of double circles but Nah, Mayano only shows up when I'm at 40% fail rate most of the time. I'm pretty lacking in good skills for the CM on my deck though...
I like the Teiobros' new reputationit has much more aura and is more interesting
japs are now doing story revisionism and saying climax was actually peak umamusume
I swear Teiobwos only have 2 sides. They're either very deranged or very based
teio is very attractive and I'm tired of pretending she's not.
>>558247394the policy actually does work though, uma has a much cleaner image and less extreme degeneracy floating around than most other gacha games on the market.
>>558247960Forever Young design is growing on me wtf bros...
>>558247725Because it's a plot by a global child molestation cabal to make young male losers want to become girls
>>558247954>aurayou need to be 18+ to post here
>>558248029
>>558248010Your AI slop bores me.
>>558248053Ojii-san. That word is outdated.
>>558246920>cant train oguri>cant train taiki>cant train pasathere you go
>>558248053I'm unc status by now
>>558248091this meme hurts the millionaire horse owner and 8-5 japanes slave..
>>558248029Most other gacha games on the market are thinly veiled pornography, before you even get to thinking about fan content.
>>558247971TrackMANTer is the low point no matter who you ask though
>introduced gf to Umamusume via the anime and gacha a couple months ago>check her drawing tab today>Hishi Amazon of all characters as her wallpaperThe fuck, why? I get it if she had a dyke "phase" with one of the yumebait umas but why pick the most boring and generic uma?
>>558246040What's wrong with the 6th option?
>>558248038for me it's already overI want to be mercilessly teased by her
>gf
>>558248282Women's taste in Uma is unknowable. My wife is obsessed with Seiun Sky for some reason.
>>558248282if you think one of the umas with the top motherly qualities is a boring and generic uma you don't deserve to have a partner
>>558246696He's literalle Le Meme guy...>>558246779If you don't have tissues use a wall or a sock like a civilized human being
>>558247971Okay, so how bad are the ones in C tier? Or it's just that... they're boring?
>>558248091this is honestly extremely tame compared to the stuff that is regularly depicted in r18 doujins for other gacha games
>>558248447why are you taking a list that puts MANT up in top tier seriously
>>558248350Spe POV
>>558248435>use a wall or sockanon you're literally worse than the cum eating teiobwos that's just plain filthy
>>558248417she has good taste
>>558248580machan's fat tits and plump thighs
>>558247762I force my Teio to make hand signals
I haven't kissed a girl since 2011 and you guys are talking about girlfriends and wives... I'm tired... I'm tired and old...
>>558248417Impeccable taste
why do koreans make teio abuse art
>>558248091Meanwhile, in other gachas.
>>558248826Just look at our teioposters
NIGGER
>we have people with jobs in this thread>we have people with girlfriends in this thread
>>558248752You can still be saved, Anon. Don't lose hope. I started dating guys out of desperation, but grew too old to attract young, feminine ones.
>>558248010Sex with Teio>>558248136You are brown
>>558248926yeah, you.*hires you and takes you on a date*
>>558248928teiobro...
i got like no pace chaser skills this game is a fucking joke>>558248190except im not training either instead im mutating daiwa
>>558248928I like fat chicks and the guys that hit on me are always skinny as fuck, I can't even consider it
>>558248639source brah
>>558248752it’s not that hard, anon
>>558248752it's important to remember that whenever someone on 4chan mentions having a wife or gf, there's a 90% chance that their wife/gf is fat and ugly. therefore you should have no reason to feel bad.
>>558248826Because they are based. True Teiofags love abusing her and eating their own cum.
>>558248896does that deserve this
>>558248995>we have women in this threadIt’s truly over.
Today was a fun day chilling with anons and watching horses race on snowAll the private jets landing every 15 minutes was jarring but will do again next year
>>558248241>oh hey new nishishi art>check profile>AI
>>558248940I didn't see the names yet it felt like this was a Mr. CB comic
https://x.com/Terk_MC/status/2025596878600237413
>>558248926
>>558248940
>>558248447food festival was forgettable and twinkle legends is just grand masters (the one with the three goddesses) 2.0they weren't bad, just not remarkable
>>558249014you asked why it's bad and I gave you an answer
>>558249052>uglyOkay yeah that would suck>fatThat's my dream. I would like that.
is she autistichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiQYPqeA6X8
>>558249082>on snowno please... not another aptitude to train...
>>558248752Literally just try talking to girls. I promise you it's not hard.
>>558248282>>558248417my gf loves Gentildonna, and one of our foid friends loves BiwaThey both mostly love mares for some reason
>>558249168oh so that’s all? doesn’t matter that it’s an incestuous mess?
>>558249052nothing wrong with fat broads mate
>>558249052I have a horse, does that count?
>>558248926>jobYes.>girlfriendNo, but a boyfriend. I wish he were as much of a weeb as me though.And thanks to Teio posters. We will try the things you guys recommended.
>>558249082Yeah it was fun. Watching races with the bros is more enjyoable too.
>>558238356>wake up>4 new bokumankos based cygames catering to my tastes
uma abuse is hot
>>558249359Ryanbro btw
>>558249052or they are also lying and/or mentally ill
>>558249052ojii-san wives are pear shaped 6.5/10s with gentle femdom inclinations
>>558249359(me)forgot to mention but agnes is my oshi
>>558238356They really want that women audience now
>>558248886Last good design was Nyakhimov. I quit
>>558249213honestly if the racetrack was anything like the ground we stood on it was quite firm, so it's kind of like dirt
>>558249401no wonder korean men are considered second worst men in the world next to indians
>>558249080who do you think the yurifags are?
>>558249252No job or personality hold me back too much, I don't want to be a burden to anyone. And unfortunately my dumb heart thinks one night stands are lame. There's this café nearby with a chatty owner that I go to every now and then when I need to talk to a woman after too long...
>>558249359currensis...
>>558249286only matters if you were to train oguri since she gets 0 affinity from herself
>>558249213Dont worry, they explained that you cant really train for this kind of terrain. The Swiss White Turf scenario gonna be ball busting hard tho, when it releases in 10 years.
>>558249562Pure hearted manchildren like me!
>>558249359male hands typed this post
>>558249438>>558249521>>558249604My oshi is actually Manhattan Cafe.
>>558249562Me. I am a man.
>>558238356Names? Any older umas or are they all 2020-ish umas?
>>558249738based
>>558244563
>>558249562pure-hearted oji-sans or groomer trannies no inbetween
reminder that Dantsu Flame was forced out of retirement because his owner was going broke so he raced until dying from exhaustion obviously, this isn't mentioned in any way in-game
>>558249739Of course. I don't think anyone assumes there are actual women in here.
>>558249745>trying to deflect by smearing CafebwosNot fooling anyone brodacchi
Breed your trainer
>>558249824NIKKE MENTIONED
>>558249785refer to >>558244681 in terms of their careers
>>558249562>who do you think the yurifags are?the Epstein files showed us who they are.
>>558245253That's the problem. All browns need to go back.
>>558248551Nu-uh, because I make sure to wipe it off and do my laundry after the factExtra benefit is knowing my sister is using semen-washed panties
I'm going El, Oguri, and Urara this CMFUCK Curren and FUCK Suzuka
>>558250003Nikke is a real IRL goddess btw
>>558250062You forgot your Teio image
>>558249745NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>558250003>>558250104Niké, fucking plebs
>>558246040I don't get it, how do some options still have 0 votes, wouldn't the people that suggested them vote for them? Or did Danchou pick all these names? That would explain why all of them are awful
>there are actual gays itt
>>558249745Are you the guy that puts salt on his coffee?
I'll say it.Forever Young's design is ass.
This thread reminds me of the time I derailed the Granblue general because my apartment shut off the water and I really wanted to jack off and cum but I wanted to be able to wash my hands afterwards.
>>558250001Gold Ship please
>>558250339It's a good thing you're out of the closet bro, I'm proud
>>558248417that tracks, my sister loves Grass, Seiun Sky, and Teio most of all. She really likes Seiun's lazy, casual attitude and sleepy demeanor, find it comfy.
>>558250229>Nikésorry, greeks didn't have gay ass accents in their languageAlso I like the JPdub more
>>558250416Don't talk about Lisa Imai like that
>>558250416t.almond eye
>>558250346my country does salted coffee, actuallyit's kinda good
>>558250416Don't be a bitter loser Ai-chan...
>>558250416it would have been a billion times better her clothes were orange instead of green
>>558250435that shithole is forever derailed when they got mindbroken by Poseidon
>>558249963They made up for that by giving her big fat tits and thighs and a soft tummy so it's cool
>>558250484As long as it's not cheese it's fine I guess
>>558250050ebayan's cortisol probably spiked from how hard she was designmogged by a winmaxxing almond eye.
>>558244375I like Creek and she's my fantasy mommygfwifetrainee.
JUST GIVE ME A DOUBLE SPARK ALREADY
>>558250416it insists upon itself.
>>558250537>green???
spebros... we are being left behind...
>>558250562I want to fuck Mirako
>>558250416It's a bit overdesigned for my tastes but it's not the worst. I do like the glasses and hat being nods to her owner and trainer.
>>558250346No, I don't even drink coffee at all.
>>558250537>red-green colorblindness
>>558249154You get to run director's card in food festival that's automatic A tier.
>>558250778I often confuse pink and white too, guess I'm colorblind haha
>>558250704Bro Suzuka?SUZUKA?Spe can handle it because she's a gambler but SUZIE WHAT HAPPENED YOU RAN OUT OF GAS? NOOO
>>558250704>spechud slowly being replacedthey're getting ready for another anime series with another uma as the main character
>>558250476What the fuck Cygames is such a hack
>>558250704it's fine she's a late surger she will get ahead
>>558250849Colorblindness is inherently manly. Don’t feel too bad about it.
>>558249963This seems to happen way too often in horse racing. Owners getting addicted to gambling or wasting their money in other ways and then forcing their horses to run until they die.
Can you niggers fuck off to umajp already
>>558250050>Seeking the Pearl 2>cute but ruined by huge fuckass hat>boy>mob uma>isekai character>boy>boy>boy2/8 (Hat & mob)Crazy how the designs actively gets worse each passing year.Like from this image the previous anni had some umas with good designs like Fenomeno, Lilac, Gran Algeria and the brunette next to doxx genesis.
>>558249127HELP HELP HELP HELP I'M FALLING FOR THE PROPAGANDA
I'll say itI'll be the first to say itI'll be the first person in the world and history to say itIf a man's cum tastes better after eating pineapple, does it apply also to horses?What happens if a man eats pineapple and feeds his semen to a horse? Will it taste better?Do you think Umas are interested in such questions?
515 stam is doable
>>558250927she started a family with me
Is Ai-chan already out in JP? Why isn't anyone posting spoilers for her scenario?
>>558250927i had the same thought. shes not even in first place in the original splash image, shes literally fucked.
I already have my anti Teio reputation post ready for the next thread
>>558251204That Rice definitely just fucked up her Cooldown proc
holy CUTE
>>558251260Based Natiebro, I'm also going to false flag next thread
>>558251226in 3 days
>>558251204>dirt BBwo...
>>5582512262 days
>>558250927she's still top tier in game, she doesn't need to be glazed by promo art
>>558251287puppet handjobs with it's mouth
>>558251287Welcome back Doto
>>558251381>pretty derbySHE SAID THE LINE
>>558251334>classic year Dirt B>status: hopeful>senior year>NOTHING
>>558251287the puppet has an onahole inside
>>558251717>>558251717>>558251717
>>558251734bro we already used that image just last thread
>>558251796FUCK I didn't check the previous thread, gomen...
>>558251941Still a lot better than some troll inserting uma.guide in the OP. daijoubu
>>558250416It's growing on me ngl>>558250681Please God, let her appear without the jacket at least once
>>558251381who is this
>>558247554Please continue to sound post it. Please free it from its twitter link
>>558238983anon kris s is american
>>558241395Fuck off jeet
>>558243571(you)
Every cm I have bad aces because I can't make good parents with 9* power and the right pinks and groundwork/spurt/correct inherited accel. Any tips, frens?
>>558244386Insult my wife again see what happens.
>>558248752Why are there normalfags in this thread. Bwos?!?!?
