Previous: >>558238080>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Mihono Bourbon (3* alt), Eishin Flash (3* alt)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Nishino Flower (Wit), SSR Sakura Bakushin O (Guts)Current CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600mMain Story Chapter 5 is out02/18 - 03/01 - Valentine Bourbon & Valentine Flash 3*+Nishino SSR+Bakushin SSR02/18 - 03/01 - The Peak of ConfectionEarly March - Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Left-handed / Winter / Sunny / Firmhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Royce & Royce (2*)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
I'm really surprised that people haven't all tasted their own cum. Is it because you're uncomfortable with your sexuality and you're scared you will like it and turn gay? Cause just because you like the taste of your own cum doesn't mean you're gay, it's like jerking off, if you jerk your penis off and you like it, that's not gay but if you jerk somebody elses penis off and you like it it's gay.The taste isn't always good for me but I've never even considered tasting another persons cum just cause mine tasted good. There really is no reason to be scared of tasting your own cum.
Teio bros please don't talk about eating your own cum this thread...
forever young won
>>558251824>...and post!
>>558251717Oguribros??? Teiosisters??? Golshitrans??? I thought you guys said your umas were the face of the franchise yet Special PEAK is the only one that survives the cut year after year?
>>558251886Nice Chipmunk
>17 years old
>>558251824>recyclingteiobros are woke???
Bros I love fat tits so much...
>>558251824I am bi though, and I'm genuinely curious how your cum would taste. Wouldn't mind tasting all Teio bros' cum, actually.
I remember when being a Teiobro meant you loved the most trainersexual uma. What the hell happened to Teiobros?
Remember that we LOVE Teio!
Why is John Cygames getting in bed with the chinese?
>>558251992>at the beach in januarybro you're both gonna catch a cold
post something cute
only a week until the monthly schedule is postedare you ready for the most divisive month for both JP and global?
Digitan LOVE
>>558251992Bros I love fat bellies so much
>>558251717oh hey it's Laurel
When's Beelzebub? Not a horse based on Beelzebub. I mean Bubs himself
>>558252098Nah she'll warm me up
JJK is so fucking kino, even the parodies are full of aura>>558251943thats a weasel
>>558251717BIG DOG WHEN!?
>>558252102Marvelous post
>>558252032I posted about the taste and how to improve them previous thread. You might want to check it if you're really curious.
>>558252098It's fine, we're vacationing in Australia.
>>558252272teio would eat her own cum
>>558251842Giving Teio a cum based diet
Sometimes I do get curious about what cum tastes like but usually the post-nut clarity snaps me out of itThe closest I've gotten was giving myself a facial then spent like 20 minutes in the bathroom scrubbing my face once the post-nut clarity hit and I realize how gross it was
>>558251717show would look better without the granny glasses...
>>558252102I love her so much it's unreal guys...
>>558252098>he doesn't go for polar swims in JanuaryIt's an odd tradition in my small town.
I...have.... all my pulls... planned... I won't.... use my 90k... on the finemotion... banner.... I won't... I won't.... I won't....
>>558251842But you told us not to talk about eating other peoples cum...
>>558252272I will definitely try that, but getting you off and drinking it straight from the source would be hotter.
>>558252354Those aren't granny glasses, they're fucking mafia glasses...
>>558252448it helps me to rememberr that fine motion is canonically a tranny
>>558252127
>Teiobros are now fat, abusive, gay cum-eatersDotoposters must be behind this
>>558252496It's ok as long as it's not female cumThat's tranny territory and that's gay af
>>558252442i was shoveling snow a few days ago for an hour and i still have fucked up sinuses and a headache
HelloI will be frankI want to cum on ebayan's shades
so what are you guy- oh.
>>558251717sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after she wins the Arima Kinensniffing Mihono Bourbon's perky, leotard-covered rear after she wins the Triple Crown sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt while she's using my face as a chair
>>558252597Nyoooo we're all normal I promise
>>558252580wait a fucking second
>>558252580That smug aura of superiority...Just because she's the boss' favorite... Must... Correct...
>>558252102SEXday
>>558252448how badly do you want an SR wit card with a small chance of giving you a gold pace skill?
>>558252787
>>558252580>>558252793Only needs glasses
>>558252854why are you comparing a speed card with a wit card
>>558252917Best girl confirmed
Ahem, I tasted mine once, from what I remember didnt taste like anything in particular.Kinda tasteless desu
>>558252974This, it was very underwhelming. Neither pleasant nor unpleasant.
>>558252998
https://x.com/chancurre/status/2025619176530821186
If you guys insist you never tasted your cum, I don't even understand how that's possible since when you sleep right after jerking off your hands are full of cum and you touch your face and mouth while you're sleeping, have you ever tasted your pee? Maybe you accidentally drank from the pee bottle next to your bed instead of the water bottle?
>>558251992>junior make debut>summer eventFucking tourist get out from this board
can you guys stop talking about cum
>>558252897
boys should like to talk about cum
>>558253182Bro...I wash my hands after doing those things...
>>558251717Why did she teach her that!?
>>558252418Mommy.
>>558252687Do you have to deal with plows creating a massive snowbank by your driveway too?It's horrible, and since I'm in bumfuck nowhere, leafland it happens several times every winter.
>>558253237And do what? Talk about the game?
Air Gyaruve owes ME sex
So Ai is just a regular uma and that's it?
what did they mean by this???
>>558253163the fang is making my dick hard
>>558253270This is a retarded as fuck image because she was the first Japanese Horse to win an international Dirt G1 was she not
As a JPchad i'm glad global helps reach more people across the globe, but it's painfully obvious this thread is infested with brownoids that probably play chink gacha games daily too and treat it like a job.Pre global uma threads were never this bad. Please hop onto the next fomo train immediately and talk about eating cum in chinktroonsamefacegacha#346789 general in the future
oh no no no no no no no no
>>558253237Telling Falco about my cum
>>558253559Curren...........
>>558253387This. I'm more intersted in the cum taste meta now. Teio bros better not have lied.
Hmm, yeah, I think I'll skip the Almond Eye card. I'm not pulling frauds! The Teio card is almost the same, though!
>>558253481Why did nonny post this in the Deadlock general?
"This will be the day we've waited for" lookin ahh
>>558253671don't say that...
>>558253380i live in the city and yeah the snowbanks get pretty big and i need to clear it out otherwise i'd get stuck on it trying leave my driveway, or the city doesnt clear the road at all and everything is a slippery mess since i dont switch to snow tires
>>558253765Nonny is silly and mixes up his general sometimes.
>>558252032Why stop at taste then? Why not just suck the cum out of us at that point?
>>558251903I’m more surprised by Eishin being the only other year 1 uma there
>>558253765I keep thinking nonny is some weird version of nonce
would you rather talk about the taste of cum or us politics
>>558254056Shut up, nonna
>>558254084Or you can just talk about Uma Musume.
>>558253750The year of BURGER is upon us. The goddess descends on the track soon!
>>558253650It's something I've tasted after experiments, and trials and errors so it's real. If you're always drinking alcohol and smoking then I'm afraid it's all over for you.
>>558254084Talking about politics is way gayer than actual dicksucking
>>558254084What side of politics are Teioposters on?
>>558253973Yes, I'd actually prefer that. See >>558252517
Still no donuts
>>558254084Both.
>>558253750I really hope uma handles adding Americans better than KanColle did. Once the floodgate opened up to the USN that's all we got for years and years and years. I'm sure Cygames wouldn't do that but that risk is still there.
Alright bros, if you could Isekai an Uma to be your wife who would you pick and why?
Tama...
>>558253445Uh yes? Have you never experienced the>boss is OP when you fight them>normal character when you recruit themshit?
>>558253775another uma that will make you call her King
>>558254317Nigga what are you smoking the ONLY american horse is an NPC, the rest are still Japanese.
>>558254084I'm fine with both, but cum is more interesting.
>Red Shift is bad for Pace/Front this CM because these styles only start accelerating on late race. Meanwhile lates and end closers start accelerating first, which is why they may benefit from Red Shift.Did I get it right? I'm still not sure why things work.
>>558254396>1 G1Ah, yet another fraud.
>breeder's cup is real
>>558254332Grass, because I think she would be a great mother
>>558254084Listen here there's NOTHING fun with talking about politics and it'll always be wrong whatever what happens and some do it because they want to prove their meaningless opinion to another side who wouldn't listen at all. MEANWHILE tasting your own cum at least needed courage to start it, it's exciting on its own way, and you don't need another person to do it since it's literally your own cum and you can then experiment if you want to take it one step further PLUS semen is actually healthy and been proven scientifically. Like with Teio and her thinking I do it because its fun.
>>558254317all the "american" umas even casino drive ended up with japanese trainers/jockeys in the end, we still dont have any playable pure-american umas
>>558254534not sure about this track, but red shift on backliners have always been about how they will be out of the activation zone of pos 1-5 and when they accelerate and overtake, the activation can be delayed to supplement going into max speed immediately during the important accel phases
>>558254465HOWDY TOREINA-SAN DESSSSS
>>558254534nyo it's cause Lates and I guess Pacers if there are lots of Fronts can activate it late depending on their place in the race
>>558254332No reason not to go with your main wife, so Screek. Sweet, kind, wholesome, the perfect mother to our children and hot af.
>>558254575>wins one of the bigger races>"LOL ONLY ONE???? DOESN'T COUNT"have you tried stopping from being a faggot?
>>558254084the taste of your cum in particular
>>558254705DOESN'T COUNT
Sanest /uma/ thread
>>558254084Cocksucking is a way better discussion by far, not even funny. But how about neither.
>>558254705I guess old catbox files are still busted
>>558254632Good pick anon>>558254772Solid choice too
>>558254778>>558254575>>558254396REMINDER THE ONLY REASON WHY ROSE KINGDOM WON, WAS BECAUSE BUENA VISTA GOT DQ'D, AND MOST PEOPLE THOUGHT THE DQ WAS BULLSHIT
The Teio cum tasting porpaganda will convince or possibly already convinced an ojisan office worker to taste his cum for the first time. What are your thoughts on this?
>>558254973No thoughts call me back when Teiobros sucked out our cum first
>>558254957Cope buutard.
>>558254957Fraud Kingdom...
>win no G1s>lmao fraud>win one G1>lmao fraud>win triple crown>lmao fraud>win 9 G1s>lmao fraudokay so what are the qualifications for not being a fraud then
>>558254973Honestly once you've done it it wouldn't feel wrong anymore and would always be able to do it if you're curious or just bored, or without tissues.
WEY WEEEEEEEY
winning a single G1 is a big deal isn't it?
>>558254957https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azJySG10WF4Seriously it's bullshit she got DQ'd for this>Waaaah just stay blocked like a cuckWhy
>>558254957wow just like Pandora winning because Kawakami Princess got disqualified over bullshit
>>558255173being ridden by take, if i had to take a guess
>>558251717>Having Buena on dirtThis is abuse
>>558255319.> /uma/ - Uma Musume General> /uma/ - Uma Musume> Uma Musume > MUSUME
>>558255306https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDeol8b0ewkSorry wrong link
>>558254726>>558254686>red shift on backliners have always been about how they will be out of the activation zone of pos 1-5 and when they accelerate and overtake, the activation can be delayed>can activate it late depending on their place in the raceKinda like this? I think I get it now. Thanks anons.
>>558254879>I'm glad I'm not a trainerwell, female trainers IRL suck anyways
>>558255430my filly musume
Remember Bricked? Remember Nice Nature danchou?
>>558254973I'm not the smartest person but after what happened yesterday, an anon pushing cum drinking with Teio images makes sense and I'm sure it's being done in a way to grift and if you drink cum in result you're retarded. And everybody has kissed a girl before making her suck your cum so it's not that weird anyway.
https://x.com/breederscup/status/2025612481767366725
>>558255551>not kissing a girl after she sucks your cumrespect women, bro
If Teiobros weren't like 400 pounds I'd let one suck my dick
>>558255638I was meaning to say after my post makes no sense with before a small typo.
>>558255641I would never let a man near my dick for sexual reason, for I am not homosexual
almond eye, dont look
>>558254703Profound
They are NOT calling the new scenario Breeder's Cup, are they?
all umas are queens
>>558255306Almost all the horses being dark brown ruins horse racing for me. I can't tell the difference between the horses at all. They should give horses war paint or something, make Twin Turbo all blue, make Urara pink, etc. Or maybe turn them into idols and give them a pretty dress or a small hat. Anything to not make them all boring and brown
>>558255551>And everybody has kissed a girlYou forgot to add nandeyanen at the end of your post
>>558255708Finally, Tazuna will not stop me
>>558255787freaky ass tanuki hands
So are cygames adding a breeding mini game or something
>>558255763this is the gayest post I've seen in this thread
Surely some of you will be pulling for Mejiro Ardan, right? Where's the propaganda?
>>558255897that's what the silks are for
>>558255787Why does the Ramón tanuki look like that?
>>558255641Chiyonobro, I'm pretty average. 75kg at 1,82m. But obviously a yurofag, so nowhere near you.
>>558255950yeah, it's called hot-springs lottery
Didn't expect Meisho Doto career to go this hard wtf it was all silly and comfy until senior Japan Cup onwards when the story hit you like a truck. I cried twice. The post-Arima Kinen BGM is amazing.https://youtu.be/CczeN5RRCik
>>558254317>I really hope uma handles adding Americans better than KanColle did. Once the floodgate opened up to the USN that's all we got for years and years and years.The fuck you talking about. KanColle has always been lambasted for being ultranationalist and held off on implementing Americans for the longest time. Even with the wave we've gotten, people still complained that they didn't implement the big hitters that everyone wanted like Enterprise to this day.Eventually Cygames will run out of Japanese horses as well. When that happens, releasing American horses with the long and storied history they have would make sense.
>>558255970What's that? the thing with the number? Too small and gets covered by other horses
February Copes here I go
>>558256054You should now redo her career and follow her evil route.
what was the thought process of turning Forever Young into gyaru
>>558256154she is richshe travels the globewhy not
>>558256056They will never run out of Jap horses bwo. They could give every uma another alt and would have enough banners to last 2 years
>>558256079Dirt B is fine, if only you had more power.
>>558256054She’s the best
>>558251717>update the funny image>never bother to update "JP Game News" partMan why even bother at that point? I get that this dog shit general has no consistent thread makers, so it's nothing but schizophrenics trying to get THEIR GAME into the op while fucking with the OP, but fuck me.
>>558256154that's not a gyaru anon.
>>558255963Ardan is my handsome husband so yes, but knowing my luck I'll only get the carats to pull for her after the banner is over. Fuck this game.
>>558256154She’s not a gyaru
hello, kaichou of the teio fanclub here, we disavow the so called "teiobro" who eats cum and does other nasty stuff all the time, he has never been one of us and his actions are not representative of the true teio fan community on /vg/thank you for your understanding
>>558256249>terrible power reduction is fine in a dirt CM with a fat fucking hill at accel zone
Uhh why are you guys discussing umas that won't be on Global for 4-5 years?
>>558256296Wife
>>558255634>>558255708HORY SHEEEEEEEEEEET
live a little bwo
>>558256378Why did you post King Halo and not Teio? Suspicious.
>>558255827they're calling it BD for big dick
>>558256378What are tanukis, really?
TEIO TEIO TEIOhttps://litter.catbox.moe/c27eof103mr3kb0b.webm
>>558255173It's simple, really >no G1sShitter>one G1Fraud, with exceptions like Doto>double/triple crownsFraud unless they live up to the hype or redeem themselves like Teio>6+ G1sFraud of the highest degree, #1 sign of being an above average horse in a shit generation (See: Rudolf, Kitasan, Opera etc)3-4 G1s is a sweet spot for non-fraud horses since it shows that they had to compete with tough competition yet still came out on top Nobody would consider Grass a fraud for example because she earned those G1s instead of being lucky and born into a generation of mediocre horses. Of course there are frauds with 3-4 G1s too like Oguri Crap who just got lucky enough to be born in the same generation as powerhouses (lmao) like Yaeno Muteki and uhh Mejiro Ardan and got fraudchecked whenever she raced with tougher opponents
>>558251824
>>558256381
Welcome, new dirt friend!
>>558256249She went from 2nd to 7th on the final corner.It really is fucking over, that -10% is mean as fuck.
Odds on EOS happening before global gets any of this new shit
>>558255963I am, the second her banner is up I'm going balls deep.
>>558256304Because it's still not out retard
>>558256585100000%
that teiofag just says what everyone does regularly but gets made fun of by people who are ashamed of admitting itwe live in a society
>>558256378>implying it's only one
>>558256564>DonutsWho allowed thisAlso where the fuck is Marche
>>558256570Post your lobbies here so we can spectate bwo
>>5582565850%it's ran by cygames. At best the "eos" will be merging global into JP
>>558255963The propaganda happened months ago and it was very effective (on me)
>>558256585High; MANT will kill Global.
>bro they had no competition brobiggest cope ever conceived, just admit your favorite uma never reached true greatness
>>558256585Now you're cooking with gas.
POST YOUR>UMA>HEIGHT>WEIGHTnow
>>558256585At least after Daring Tact, please
>>558255963I don't need propaganda, I will pull for her
>>558256549Is Suzuka a fraud then?
Can I play Uma Musume JP without a VPN?
>>558256532What do you mean? Tanukis are tanukis, they are a real thing
>>558256828teiobros PLEASE do NOT respond to this post
>>558256889nope
I'm pretty sure fucken every guy has tried their own fucken cum. It's just a curiosity thing man, I was curious what it was like. I wanted to see what all the fucken hype was about. Alright, I was thirteen years old, I'd just discovered wanking, I was like "hmm I wonder what my load tastes like", so I had a little taste, alright. Don't fucking judge me dude, I reckon half of you fuckers did it man
>>558256892Tanukis are not real, Ogurin...
>>558256652I fought the demons that would've turned me into a Teioamigo for years. I'm not going to relent now.
>>558256828>Digitan>6'2">191 lbs
>>558256889PC? nophone? just download the APK, nothing else required
>>558256748She's great
>>55825658550/50Either it will or it won't
Late or end Digitan? What parents are best for her? After rolling her with 200 spark I finally have a chance to use her in this dirt CM.
>>558256710>announcement of global server merging>after the end of Trackblazer scenario, your account will be transferred to the JP server of umamusume: pretty derby>your account progress will be preserved, and you will get access to all current contents of the JP version of umamusume: pretty derby.>to supplement this effort, we will be adding a new English language option to the JP version of umamusume>Thank you for your continued support, we hope you will continue to enjoy umamusume:pretty derby in the future
>>558256889Yes, but also no? If you play on Steam you need a VPN to make a steam account but once you make the account you don't need Steam anymore. For Phone I didn't need a VPN at all, but I also had to make a japanese google account in order to pay on google (though I later switched to the cygames webstore)
Wtf did careers always have these juiced NPCs with 1-2 gold skills? Is this why I've been losing career races more frequently now?
>>558256828where's goku
>>558257070>but once you make the account you don't need Steam anymore.I mean you don't need the VPN anymore.
>>558256828maruzensky5'7about 150 pounds in burgers idk
>>558256828Gold City1.96m100kg
>>558256828rais sjowa 171 150(burgers)
>>558257058anyone telling you to run late umas as end is a raped retard who got groomed into thinking spurt is the strongest skill everjust borrow neicha and get OYL
>>558256698It's a practice lobby filled with S and A+ umas I've saved.>>558256570>Angling, Final Push and NSM procced>1st -> 9thI'm almost convinced I'll need a power deck and Dirt A. Even when she somehows wins the mid race, she fucking dies after the final corner.
>>558256828Teio182 cm65 kg (my scale is fucked and starts at 10 kgs)We are not all fat
Mambo!
>>558257067not after MANT but in a few years global will naturally catch up to JP and then it's either going to be a standalone seperate server like CN+Korea already are or just merge but the client will just have english or JP, whichever you prefer.Trust me a global version doesn't need a lot to run, FGO NA is still ongoing but from an esports brownoid gacha earning standpoint it's not a top performer. It doesn't have to be because of how small of the team is that works on the NA version.
>>558256056>Eventually Cygames will run out of Japanese horses as wellLMAO, they don't even have 50% of G1 winners >>558256073silks are the colors the jockey wears (and on which the colors of any uma racing outfit are based)
>>558257067>no further rewards, gifts or free gems will be distributedI can see that happening
after over 15 ryan runs i finally got one with a singular dirt spark pop...
>>558257335>Thrombosis Teio
>>558257335you should have posted this months ago teiobro the repvtation is beyond saving now
>>558257335disgusting toes but not one of the worst things teiobros have posted
>>558257389>Air Jihad
>>558256950They are, there is the yokai version but some kind of racoon in Japan is called tanuki too
>>558257335what the fuck are those toes
contrail bros....where is he........
>>558257595I'm actually fucking sad and I fucking hope they announce him during a live or something because genuinely what the fuck
>>558257506>>558257465post your own toes judgemental faggots
>>558257595H-half anni for sure haha…
>>558257335>teiobro>diet coke
>>558256828Super Creek182cm (5'11)idk I haven't checked my weight in years
>>558257465>>558257506i dont get it most actual feet arent perfectly sculped like in all the japanese footfag art
why did teio became the designated bully target
>>558257335Teiobros got some FUCKED up body parts.
>>558257426an attempt was madeill run her in public rooms to see if she does even slightly well
>>558257595I believe in a stealth drop, contrail will be in Ai-chan's career!Trust me!!!!!!
Oh, Ebayan has heterophobia
holy FUCK i've missed every single fucking jiggie in the last 2 days, how does that even happen
>>558257726It's not Teio, it's her fans>>558257732All I needed to know is their interests knowing they're also deformed fucks is even more disgusting
>>558257465>>558257506Do you often look at aesthetic male feet?
>>558256828I like Kris S 155cm41.8kg
This thread need more Ardan posting.
>>558257751thats somehow better than i expected
>>558257862yeah, mine
heterochromia is peak lazy design
>>558257659stfu talk about this >>558257335
>>558257137It varies from career to career. Some Umas will have freaks with Turbo Sprint or No Stopping Me in their races
>>558256828>Cafe>6'4">around 74kg last I checked
ok for real though end closer digitan is stronger, right? I didn't waste time agonizing over parents when I could've just borrowed Neicha and called it a day, right?
????IM TRAINING FOR THE DIRT CMSHE HAS LIKE TURF F
Fuck off to umajp already you fucking cunts Stop talking about shit that we won't see for another 4 years already
>>558257389almost thought 2026 feb stakes having costa nova on it already was a mistake since its in the middle of the graph
>>558258018only with daring strike
>>558256828>UMAHard to chose, did the "test" got pic rel.>HEIGHT180cm>WEIGHT70kg I've been going to the gym since High School so I'm built.
Shouldn't Aruvu and Rulership be related since they have the same mother?
>>558254332orange
>>558258045but were going to see this shit >>558257335 for years now
>>558258107such things don't always translate to uma
Natie fucked off and didn't finish her event chain but I'm thinking this was the run, the rare ignited pwr inspo has to carry me.
>>558256828Taishin5'9 / 172 cm ? it's been a whileeither 52 or 56 kg, I don't remember which
>>558258038lust provoking Uma.
My girlfriend is cosplaying as Oguri as I fuck her. I thought you would all want to know.
brown sex
>>558258327j-jannies…
This oguri keeps placing low in practice rooms and I'm not sure whyIt doesn't look like she gets blocked but in a lot of the races she seems better than most of the competition and still places 7-9th. I'm not sure what to do to fix it.
does anyone else not find the horse girls attractive? i don't feel any sort of sexual attraction to these girls. moreso a fatherly one, so whenever they mention going on a "date" with us, i kinda scrunch up
NTR is Ryan levels of ugly
>>558256828Teio 198cm140kgI used to be 150kg but I'm losing weight, I have to make it so I stay alive for future umas...
It's literally just you.
>>558258567that's how you are supposed to feel considering they are all canonical lesbians
>>558258107according to cygame's own rules yes, we'll see if they sneak it in later under some pretext like the umas trying to pretend they're not related
>use my ticket from the event>no funny door>whatever, I'll look at the lewd picture in the thread>slightly check the other screen>why the fuck is amazon jumping around did a new event sta-oh, okaycygenerous I guess
>>558258285totally put my face in there and get a good sniffi would even dare to ask her to close the jacket and leave me there for a while as we cuddle together
Testing which of my late surgers is best is so annoying because any of them can win randomly.
>>558258673I mean Aruvu is a literal orphan, so either they are related but separated at birth or they're not related because hey it's still Uma Musume no real rules apply here
>>558258327Man...Fat tits are the best
>>558258327
>>558258403Brian is so lucky...
>>558258521>late>not gambling>all those other skillsit's glue
>>558256828maya168 cm57 kg
>>558258830>Has super lucky seven>not gambling
>>558258692I often fantasize about after-race hugs
I am not suicidal. I am in good health. I hate heights so I am never on top of a building. I always look both ways before crossing the street. I do not own a gun. If anything happens to me it was the Dotoposters.
>>558258906you know what i mean
>>558258114>>558257926Don't make me relapse.. it's only 3 days until her banner.
Bakushinposting...has transcended to mainstream posts
>>558258791Doto you are bigger her than though... don't let the stupid AI fool you
>>558258906>>558259014Not gambling if you always win, check this 7.
>>558259003You should write that in your trannynotes.
Capping aptitude upgrades at 10* has got to be the GAYEST mechanic of them all.
I want to bully this thing into being a shut in forever
>>558259175
>>558259106kinda off topic but the winter olympics were nothing but women showing their pits and firm asses
>>558259163obese, cumdrinker, deformed toes, sluglord Teio
>>558259175i want to lick her pits so bad
>>558259309You must be 18+ to post in this shithole, nigger
>>558259120
>>558259289Okay I take it back now I feel bad
>>558259163>I'll just get 18 turf sparks and Urara is not a mile turfer :)The thoughts of the absolutely deranged. The aptitude cap is to gatekeep lazyfags.
>>558259369seethe
>>558259096Come on anon, join us.
I am about to complete a career with Mummy Creek. Should I purchase Hydrate if I already have Corner Recovery?
We are not going to EOS anytime soon.They're bringing the great grandpa of gacha to Steam.
this is probably not good enough, i think
Kiseki is so horridly out of place here
>>558259495If you want a chance at a Hydrate white spark, sure
>>558254332Would Espo set me right or would we just bicker until she turns my face into paste with a slap?I could use an Air Groove wife.
>>558254465Aren't most Uma Irish-bred?
>>558259526>existing acc can't be linked with steamLmao what kind of masochist would start a sweaty ass gacha THIS late into the game
>>558259526>incompatible with the OG Grub serverThe fuck is even the point? There simply won't be enough players to do all the raids and nobody in their right mind would start over in Grub of all games.
>>558254332Doto, I like girls with big tits.The one with the biggest tits win.
>>558259459Soon. But not now
>>558259607where's the pink ranger
>>558259526Neat, will start playing then
>>558259448>owning a 9* pink>lazyCapping at 10 specifically is just meant to fuck you over by wasting a fourth slot. You sound like a beaten housewife.
>>558254332yeppers or air groove
>>558259805>>558259526Did you just say raids? What kind of gatcha it is?
>>558259773mobage has them grabbed by the balls so this is their first step into liberation. I really think they'll never escape unless they release grub 2 and completely cut ties with them
>>558259526Theyre getting too cockyThis game has aged so badly it was basically no longer worth playing like even before 2020...
>>558259913Turnbased JRPG
>>558259773>>558259805I have seen people who only played Relink and/or Versus that don't know about the mobage method that were expressing interest in itSo there's an audience.. just a very stupid one.
>>558259805IT IS the same server, japs can't play the steam version just like they can't play uma globalcygames is just retarded at times
>decide to check the rooms to see what's up>S+ and SS rank umas everywhereB finals....home
>>558259913https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M9gw_JsQtU
>>558259851Understandable, have a nice day.
>>558260273i forgot how barebones old ass gacha games looked like, nowadays its all about how much detail can you shove onto a 3d model and how expressive the animations are
>>558260273GIVE PRAISEFOR HE HAS NO EQUAL
>>558256828BMIs>558257006digitan24.5>558257203maru23.5>558257220city26.0 overweight>558257290rice23.3 how dare you make me divide by 2.2 you ambimetric prick>558257335teoi19.6. 22.6 if lying about scale. still normal anyway.>558257680creekfatty its okay we're anonymous and you can always gaslight by posting a different servant you want to slander>558257881Kris s17.5 underweight please eat something sis.>558258006cafe19.7 please use one system of measure or the other you freak.>558258095chartkek21.6>558258318taishin. used the average18.3 stickbro...>558258628teio35.7 if not a jokepost I wish you good luck on your journey>558258872maya20.2and of course it wouldn't be fair to not include myself.laisu5'9"18527.3 i'm a fattypretty surprised /uma/ seems to take pretty good care of themselves
>>558260269would it be suicidal to keep going in on A group and hope for the wins to get into B finals?
>>558260478>servant
>>558259607at least her boobs are fine
Congrats to them.
>>558259870>>558258114Need Ardan paizuri
>>558260885threesome with my beloved wives, I will get both pregnant
>>558260895
>>558256557"Stop looking and judging me, I desire water"
>>558259526>great grandpa of gachathats fgo
>>558260773sorry i'm an /alter/ transplant and they're so picky about using game-specific terms. Using the wrong term gets you called tourist or reddit and your entire post disregarded. I'm stockholmed into saying words like servant, noble phantasm, summon, saint quartz, and other stupid chuuni schizo words from Nasu's deranged mind, so they sometimes just slip out like that.
>>558260273Oh, that truly is literally an old JRP jury rigged into a gatcha. How times have changed.
>>558260547Well, I usually manage to luck into 1 win on round 2 for B finals
>>558260478Here's my scale without me on it to make sure nobody thinks I'm lying about it.
Late start ships
BC stacies…
>>558260269Got a Suzuka?
>>558261320>admitting to being an offtopic shitposting tourist niggerGood on you I guess.
>>558259526so this is the first wall right? we don't go EOS until this game dies first, right?
>>558261431Can they stop releasing cute horses.Make more Epiphaneia's and less Marche's.
HOEH?
>>558261475We wont EOS until JP goes EOS. Which mean we will probably catch up first.
>Banner in July Man...
>>558261431>ebayan is a mambo coded umaNaruhodo
>>558261578I would like it if we go to EOS they let us move our accounts to JP
>>558261369aint there a dial under it to adjust it, mine has it on one of the edges
>>558260478I wish it was a jokepost, I had a health scare and doc had to tell me in the most roundabout way possible that if I don't lose weight I'll die way earlier...Thanks for the good luck wishes
>>558261471I haven't been to /alter/ in 6 months except to say hi and close the window.
>>558261574>the precure parody the artist did featured Biko and BonoKawakami is right there...
Is there a translator for uma JP? I downloaded it on my mobile
>>558261964You should ask in the umaJP thread I'm sure they will help you.
>>558261950They both look VERY cute in this pic but yes, that was odd.
>>558261767I dunno desu, it's old as fuck, pretty sure it's older than me, my Grandpa got it when he was working at the coca cola factory that's why it's a coke scale. I don't weigh myself much and it's just -10kg anyway so I never bothered trying to fix it
>>558262026Uh, I want to play it in EN, illiterate negro
>>558261029I really appreciate how soft and inviting the boobs look... my dick could sink into those
Lupinmusumehttps://jiggie.fun/LyuGCrhttps://jiggie.fun/LyuGCrhttps://jiggie.fun/LyuGCr
>>558262130Anon you're the illiterate one if you can't read it
>>558261574https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiIrkjdGDWA
>>558261431i already love the big hat one, she's soft and adorable
>>558262130you are actually retarded
hello sweepy dev. if you read this, i think it'd be a nice feature to be able to automatically pause the bot after the april inheritances to determine whether the run is worth manually playing
>>558261431that hat is so fucking big...
How's this one? a bit low on wit but it's the best one i got so far
>>558261431God I want to lick Espoir City's navel.
>>558262487Moxie is too late I think Dodging danger without another positioning skill might be badOther than that and the low Wit it looks fine
>>558262694sex
>>558262119I love this dude’s comics
>>558262487Your Maru needs to be very lucky to be able to activate angling before kiss for courage, but if she does she wins.
>>558261431she got the oguri straps...
Can anyone stop Super Creek?She's too powerful.
>>558259526I'm pretty sure there's zero grubbers that would even be remotely interested in starting over.
>>558262965She chose that herself, and Oguri was designed by a smelly old man, and that's canon
>>558261431Just woke up, what did I miss on the JP side of things? Saw the leak last night, so I'm aware of Forever, but did they show anything of AI period? Also what's the Cheva 2 girl about?
>>558263343ai got TRAPPED and BETRAYED
>>558263343https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Odl_tgk3Pl4 AI's getting released.
>>558263343Sadly no Contrail or Lys Gracieux which sucks for Ai and Tact
>>558263409>>558263443Took her long fucking enough lmao. Still can't get over her mom releasing first, what a weird order.Anything else unexpected, or was it literally just what the image leak showed and that's it? New Scenario or something I guess, but that's too far out for globaltard me, so whatever.
>dogshit rng rolls for like ten straight>cue random mood down event>immediately get a max stack on speed but now it's half valueyou can't convince me this isn't on purpose
Since no one has done so yet, I claim Yorever Young as my little sister
>>558262217That's a lot of HOEHs...
>open /uma/>immediate gay posts from TeiofagsI wouldn't want it any other way.
>>558262796so should i swap mxie with triple 777?
>>558263594you can check the summary herehttps://umapyoi.net/news/3097
I should buy a Teio plushie so my dog has something to hump.
>>558264058Ayy that's useful, thank you!
>>558256828Super Creek6'0"150 lbs
>flatline>get rewardedjpGAWDS i kneel....
>>558264016Or corner recovery, whichever is cheaper
I think I'm going to quit soon. I treat this game too seriously and it's starting to effect me in other areas. I'm the 2nd highest earner in my club so I won't leave yet and deny them rewards but I can at least do fan runs until the day, it's not uma but me.
>>558255963i liked her before the propaganda but now don't, if she doesn't come in 3 tickets that's it
>>558257389why was the victoria mile replaced with Akiten II from 2010-2019
my b dirt ryan won a room...maybe i can use her afterall
>>558256828Super Creek6'3"120lbsI need the mommy milk.
>>558264246>Giving all of this>I came back 3 days agoFUCK ME I SHOULD HAVE WAITED
>>558256828TeioI don't want to play into the stereotype...
>>558264246Imagine not logging on for 89 days and missing out on this by a day
>>558264508you're still eligible as long as you took a 90+ day vacation
>>558264515>Teio>5'4">450lbs
>>558264429B+ club, group b finals, one or two career runs a week honestly no reason to take the game so seriously right now when all the quality of life features are missing and most of the cool umas arent even in the game yet
>>558264623Really?Nice, yeah I took a huge break, had too much going on irl.
>Barely anyone left that I recognize, or from the early days>ERA OF ZE DIRTER https://youtu.be/wNGaWwYoOZc>American tracks openly collaborating with UMA JP on social media>"UMA in America" https://youtu.be/HZsH33GvtDA
56447369564473695644736956447369cm room
>>5582568285'10240lbs
>>558264736eishin flashe's seiyuu is UGLY
>>558264117
>>558264736CHEVA, CONFIDENT AND SEXY EDITION!>>558264874So is Forever Young's, but so it goes.
>>558264429give me your account
>>558264732it says there that it's fine if you logged on jan 30 or later though idk if it counts logging for x days in a row
>>558264760join please
>>558256828Seiun Sky5'6140lb, i started going to the gym recently so i've bulking up a bit
>>558264429I used to feel that wayEven after winning 3 CMs it was miserableMy solution was to nuke that account, reroll for an uma I like and start anewNow I win less but it's somehow better
>>558256828ikuno dicktus18563
Other parent is 3* power 3* dirt... Is there even a long dirt race in the game ever? This spark system is a humiliation ritual...
Ok, thanks I guess?
>>558264928NEWESPO STAMPSBABY
>>558265192A track for it exists but it is never used
>>558264117Teiofag hereJust jerk your dog off. Then you can taste his cum.
>>558264928Only Forever Young's profile picture looks bad she looks fine in person
>>558265323I want to kiss her
American Pharoah NPC when?
>>558265323She looks like the hag that sells me veggies
>>558265243>You can choose from five different decks: general-purpose, short-distance, mileage, medium-distance, and long-distance, according to the Umamusume you wish to train!Man that is so nifty and nice to have, especially if it not only adapts to range but also the uma.>>558265323Good LORD that face... Shame since I like Flash too, but then again I don't care much for VAs so whatever.>she looks fine in personProve it, cuz her profile pic looks fucking TERRIBLE.
>>558265587You got American Negro instead
>>558256828>Fukukitaru>6'2">195 lb bodyweight>225 lb bench press>150 lb OHP>vegeta hairline
>>558265823Why did you mention your hairline?
>>558264479just an error
If Forever Young jobbed at the Breeder's Cup what would the next scenario have been instead
>>558265924Maybe almond eye is alright
>>558266019Saudi Cup probably lmao
>>558265761>From normal ranking>To UG to US>To LG through LG24What?
>>558265761borrow decks are for newfags and those returning after a lot of time
>>558266019eos
>Finally kicked from my club after 2 months of leechingDamn. They finally got wise.
>>558266019What if Forever Young actually won the Kentucky Dahby and we got her earlier?
>>558266084I get that, doesn't make the feature any less neato and cool to have. It's great QoL, even if it's only for newfags or returnees.
>>558266019Everyone jobbed at the Arc yet we still got it as a scenario anyway
>>558266019Hes gonna job the dubai cup instead
I want to have sex
>>558266080People hit the ceiling of score with US so Cygames most likely did this to not have to worry for some time about increasing the cap again
>>558265906I don't know. I was struck by the inclination.
>>558265761better
>>558265761>Maru and yeppers in every deckDamn those cards must be really good then
>>558266503I get why they made it THAT big this type, avoid the power creep going on in the scoring. What is the "LG" thing about tho?With "Ux" I just think "UMA SS" or whatever and move on. Hell, either way this rating stuff gets real silly the longer things go on, so eh.>>558266623Man some of those yes, what the fuck lmao.
>>558265924
>>558266493Relax Rice
>>558266738My guess is L = Legendary
rooms doko?
Dirtoid "wins" don't count.You can win a billion dirtoid races, but at the end of the day even an open race on turf is far more prestigious than soulless d*rt "races".
>>558266810Good enough. I will always think of the company instead, but oh well.
Ruins your platinum title chance for the next year
>>558267047All I'm missing is Kitasan
Friendly reminder that Chiyo is NOT used for shitposting
Oguri = For shit postingChiyo = For info and friendo posting
>>558266976Keep seething Turfchud, Ebayan is Cygames' baby and The John Umamusume
>>558267047>smaru
>>558267153That's not what that one gif shows.
>>558267153>>558267217dropout racer rape
>>558267047Bourbon look so sexy here
>>558267207What legend did they change?And why the fuck does Flaco stick like a sore thumb there?
>>558267285what gif? or are you TECH ILLIERATE MONOGLOID talking about the VIDEO CLIP, which can't be a gif?
>>558267207Sex with Saint Lite
>>558267336sirius started the legend of getting raped and buckbroken in france
does front taiki need groundwork? What's the consensus?
>Welcome to America! Check out all these American horses!>Bred in Hokkaido, born in Japan.>And the only actual American horse, Casino Drive, is an NPC3rd nuke might be needed.
>>558267207The Legends...and Sirius
>>558267207 >>558267336>Pretty hag>Pretty prince/king>Another hag(?)>Pretty lady>Pretty boy>Pretty boy>PEAK gentle princess>A FUCKING TEEN IDOL
>>558267461Lucky Sirius
>>558267490seethe amerimutt
>>558267490if you look at her ssr card she has a red passport, which is the color of japans passport actually
Sex with the director while Teio watches
>>558267354
>>558267696uma castling...
himbas and fillies
How come Cygays didn't breed a horse specifically to win L'Arc?
>All this JP postingI like it here
>>558267354Retardbro...
>>558267636Teio should join
is gold city+nice nature debuffing retarded?
>>558267925That sentiment will change REAL fucking quick in a few hours once HE wakes up and starts screaming about spoiler.
>>558267047Bourbon looks real sexy hereDon't stare at their eyebrows
>>558267925/UmaJP/ bwos can't keep their thread alive...
Digitan bros, any advice on how to build her for the CM?
As an EN secondary, will we ever get information on the race tracks in game in the future? Like how the fuck am I to know whether the track has an uphill part in it or not?!
>>558268001I just filtered the words him and some other retards use and it's been comfy ever sinceJP + Teio cumposts are better than manchildren having autistic tantrums
>>558268078Her lvl 5 potential + NSM should be enough
>>558267998Real chads do this: Oishi ACE + Evil OISU and whatever other debuffer you have.
>>558267698my paizuri slave
>>558267864They did but the faggots are too obsessed with Sunday nigger bloodline, if they put that much effort into Secretariat/Digital bloodline they would have conquered the world already
>>558267998Keen Eye is good, but don’t overinvest in debuffs
>>558267047Man Maru looks like such a slut I get hard everytime
Someone asked a few threads ago how she looked.She was worth every penny. I love coffee.
>>558267207>Sirius front and centerKekYou'd think she has like 8 G1s the way she's treated
jp niggers having killed their own general have decided to kill this one as well. Its no coincidence that thread quality drops immensely when the jp niggers are about.
>>558268318Underwear check
>>558268331The Symboli clan are all Legend Changers in Cygames' eyes
>>558268189you can't do that speed, seducing your future grandson-in-law is not right
>>558268001Aaaand he woke upIt was fun while it lasted
>>558268150>JP + Teio cumposts are better than manchildrenYou'd think that's a given, and yet here we are, every single damn day. I need to learn to filter stuff, not just do the sentence based stuff.
>>558268331legend changed negatively
>>558268415WifeWifeWifeWife
>>558268373Just like how she likes her coffee. Black.
>>558268606
Thoughts?
>>558268450If luna has the guts, she will ask if I like Oyakodon, simple as.>>558268453Sooner than I hoped, but what can ya do.
>>558267998why do artsits fuck up Luna's casual outfit cleavage?You're supposed to see a bit of her marvellous tiddies
https://x.com/breederscup/status/1851653610935030114
>>558268606give her a rub
>>558268606white stains after a whole day would look amazing on it...
>>558268606A modern masterpiece
>>558268606lewd
>>558268681You should kill yourself
YOU ARE USING FALCO FOR THE DIRT CM, RIGHT? YOU ARE NOT MUTATING SOME TURF DEVIL TO PRETEND THEY ARE DIRTERS, RIGHT?
>>558268681Insanely hot.
>>558268701LOOK AT HIM GO! Class act horse right there.>>558268870Perfect skin for that UGLY AS SIN dog shit character.
>>558266793I need to have sex
>>558268870she won sprint plat so she can rest i guess
>>558268681I think Rice tits are not that big
>>558268681SPECIAL SEXOBUENA SEXOSEZOZENSKYSEXO CHANRICE SEXOSEXO TICKET
>>558266793's butthole
>>558268728American finger too big for Japanese horse
>>558269041DELETE THIS
15 borrows and not a single dirt A
>>558268606Cum inside her
>>558269041MOOOOOOOODS
So, now that the dust as settled... How excited are (WE) for MANT and the death of the general and return to the original order?
>>558268681the slop machine stole the light of life from their eyes
>>558269202Eh, neutralI have a life
>>558268941Currenbros...
>>558269103me too dotobwo, but i got a single win out of a b dirt ryan, so its not all bad, and a few 2nd/3rd place finishes too
>>558268940Same
>>558268415These 4 makes jp females drenched for some reason
I have been up for 38 hours now, black tea with sugar lots of it does nothing now, I am getting really sleepy if I sleep now I will be out of comission for 12 hours maybe more, but I am also hearing weird noises and
>>558269202Heh
>>558269207Good, women with souls just cause trouble
>>558269245CORRECT ANSWER!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ussCHoQttyQ
>>558269202I'm excited for the great clvb nvkefor mant, not so much, I can barely be bothered to do 1 run a day now
https://x.com/i/status/2025575855754498107>Eibayan already umapyoi'd
>>558269354why do we sometimes get very strange and disturbing haruposters in herei wonder if its the same guy who was burning his caret stash doing careers
>>558269442the only nuked ones are manual players tho, botniggers will prosper
>>558268415>>558269350AND ME
>>558269485sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
Loves’ childhood friend is so cute…
>>5582695139 times out of 10 whenever you see a schizo post, it’s the meekposter skinwalking
Name a hotter uma, I dare you.
>>558269601She looks like Nadeshiko so she must be a whore
>>558269561>inb4 they get bannedLmao
>>558269316I wish Rice was real
>>558269641
>>558269710>inb4 nothing ever really happens and you keep seethingLmao
>>558269710ban wave coming any moment now
>>558269680I can almost hear "YOU WILL DIE" from Shao Kahn
>>558269710We’re gonna get Christmas gibs soon, too, right…?
>>558269680Man Doto looks ready to kill and use her skull as a glass to drink Temu blood
>>558269710>manual players will be bannedseems reasonable
The banwave was promised to me 3000 years ago
>>558256828>Silence Suzuka>166cm>58kg
Haha see it's funny because there's a mass shooting every day in burgerland.
>HE woke up>STEGO woke up>NTR is probably next, if he isn't alreadySensing a pattern here>>558269889This.
>>558269710if they aren't banned by 1st anni they unironically never will
>>558269687She’s another artist (autist) uma who also mostly speaks through her puppet
>>558269889I just wish they would kill Eden niggers
>>558269641I like shy ones
>>558270004creepy eyes for a puppeter
>>558266623bottom left looks kinda done with life
>>558270004blowjow while she ventriloquizes
they will never make child umas like mayano top gun again...
I judy woke up, Sunday grind soon
>>558270004NEED HER
>>558266623"WANNA KNOW HOW I GOT THIS SMILE!?">>558270147>NTR woke upFUCKING CALLED IT AAAAAAAAA THE VOICES ARE TALKING TO ME
>>558270147it's monday bozo
>>558270146When was the last proper loli released?
>>558266623"Umpyoi this, umapyoi thatUmatherfucker just fucking kill me"
>>558269954I have over 20 posts in this thread, what the hell do you mean "just woke up".
>>558267698Dick hardingly sexy
Why yes. I've been doing parent runs lately. How could you tell?
>>558270373She said it from the puppet btw
>Uma Musume originally announced 10~ years ago>Character designs were made in mind with Oji sans in their 30s and 40s>10 Years on and they're not in their 40s-50s>Designs get muddled as things do when they run for a stupid long time>Lolis become less, Hags become moreThey're adapting to their audience, schrimple as that!
BiwaEatingABanana.gif
>>558270446Is special needs a good parent?
umapyoi means sex
>>558270280nyo...
>>558270615Decent Accel unique with strong affinity for a lot of characters, yeah
>>558270615Not particularly but I was bored of doing all the other C/A/A umas.
>what the hell do you meanhaha dinos
ai-chan's seiyuu is cute desu
MeEatingBiwaOut.gif
>Eishin flash yumejoshis existShocking
>>558270870look at those NINGEN TATTIES!
>>558270551Sex with Eishin
>>558270870There's at least one for every Uma at this point.
Please stop posting the flesh golems that contain the voices of Umamusume, it makes me deeply uncomfortable
>>558270870
>event is called The Penile InfectionWhat did they mean by that?
>>558271062there's no event called that. they didn't say that.
>>558271058>>558270870I would fuck that trainer and then Flash
>Cheval cloneWhere's my Seiun sky clone...
>>558270774I wonder if she'll have any interactions with Manhattan Cafe, their seiyuus used to be a duo
>wake up>apprently I missed a couple threads with quistionable teio posters
>>558271207Clone ALL the boy uma for all I care, I'll (potentially) roll for most of them! A Cheva one so early is very appreciated tho, just need to see for the personality now.>>558271407>Questionable FAT poster in early EU hours
>>558270870what's a yumejoshi?
>>558269581Sooooo, what is club carrot?
>>558271034
>>558271646Female self inserter
Nyo Universe has 2 kids in game now huh
>>558271745She needs massive mommy milkers
>>558267207
>>558271803one looks adopted
>>558271745SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX
My top gun looks wired guys...
>>558272114>wired I think you are rerarded
>>558271803Orfe also has two now.
I don't have enough carats for all these cuties man it's not ok. The worst part is not knowing when they'll release. I swear to God if after Ai they release Aruvu into Lucky Lilac I might actually need to be put on a watch.
>>558272429HOeEEE YOU WILL GIVE CYJEW THEIR MONEY AND YOU WILL LIKE IT! :D>>558272434Crease the propaganda at once! I remember you posting P1 and 2 last night!
>>558272434
>>558271745mommy creek is impressively attractive>40 years oldplease tell me she's a mother, this universal joke would be too cruel otherwise
>>558270551but we had top tier hags in the first gen what are you even talking about?
A jiggie full of Japanese text for this umaJP threadhttps://jiggie.fun/85Ayg4https://jiggie.fun/85Ayg4
>>558272429don't worry, you have at least 2 or 3 years until they add them all
>>558271646femcel (bio) women but they gave themselves a cute name so they wouldn't be called incels
>>558272743Stop speed reading, Bakushin. The Audiences avrg age is getting older, resulting in less lolis, more hags. Schrimple as. Don't worry your silly sprint head about complicated math things.
>>558270551>>558272890>older men prefers hagsOnly in your low testo yuropean country
all the newly announced Umas are ugly
and when is the next CM where i can run curren again...?
>>558272890>The Audiences avrg age is getting older, resulting in less lolis, more hagsLmao literal western brainrotted idiot tourist
>>558273037>Someone (me) makes a fun post>NA anon instantly has a /pol/ hissy fitI know you guys have it difficult, but you might wanna chill your 'tism.
>>558269736same
>>558273224Consider it wasn't funny to begin with
>samefagging /pol/tardI guess the spoiler schizo woke up
Sex with my favorite /uma/nons.
Gud evening
>>558273224Where's the joke?
Hagchads won. No one likes a sore loser.
>Opera got me my first SI always believed in her
>oh no people caught up with retardation>it must be a samefag /pol/tard!
>>558273185>running curren on MANToh no no no nononono
uh oh meltyyyyyyyy
Can we go one thread without a melty
So... how can i make an S rank Mile runner?
>>558273185wait for wedding kalen bwo
>>558273546congrats bwo
>>558273661The moment uma.guide was removed from the OP because an autist cried like a bitch you guys gave free pass to retards to act like babiesIt's you guys' fault
>>558273736The same way you got an S rank short distance runner. Focus on Speed, strength and wits and get lucky.
>>558272881Not all femcels are yumes though. Yumes are basically waifufags/husbandofags. I've ever heard of yumes who somehow have partners even though it makes you question if they love their yume target more than their partner themselves. Personally I don't think I could ever love a real person more than the characters I yume for and I don't want to put someone through that kind of emotional turmoil.
>>558273661>two retards arguing is a meltyZoomers really can't handle anything
>>558273940>the reddit vtuber tranny site was removed>this is your fault that I have to act like a sperg out of spite now
Falcofag, it's over.
>>558273546Too bad she'll never give you a win
>>558273546Congrats, Anon. My first and only so far was Falcon. I still feel dirty and violated.
dantsu flame mogging cafe
>>558273317I wish you were rice so I could rape you
I don't think these threads will survive another 5 years...>>558272881Why are honest to god incels like (You) always so angry all the time?Even without having read >>558273947 I knew your post is a whole lot of bullshit.Not like males have equal bullshit going in the end.
I'm making my parent runs run the same schedule as I'm going to use for MANT so they don't suddenly become obsolete.
I haven't logged in today, might never do it againWhen is the is the Finemo banner? That might decide my fate
>>558274132Dantsu is TITSMAXXING and FRAME MOGGED Cafe. Its fucking over for Cafefags after the TRACKSHAMING she had to put up with
>>558274216wtf dude
>>558274167
>>558274132>the creek nendo has bigger tits than cafe
>>558274424holy SEX
>>558274132
>>558274379why is cafe so small
>>558274424
here are your feet,faggots.
5 borrows, 5 failures.
>>558264485Ryan that hits is the same as Seiun accel is so high it makes up for the debuff
>>558273736made one by accidentcap 2 statsbuy 6 gold skillsis it an effective runner? lmao
what game should i play on my hacked switch?
>>558274723
>>558274794Looks good for TT
>>558274794I don't think PoC and SS will proc consistently with that wit stat
>>558274225>I don't think these threads will survive another 5 years...I think you are underestimating the ability of a small number of warped boymen to keep a weird little chatroom going. This community will continue to fade of course, but it's very likely that an increasingly odd, increasingly insular core of "characters" will keep the flame going for at least as long as Cygames keeps the servers up.
>>558274828Umamusume
>>558274828Mr. Driller (any version)
>>558275054>the women, seaposters and troons will all quitSounds good to me
>>558275005i needed a dirt ogurii accidentally forgot to grab a dirt parent
>the etsuko mood up event is BEFORE the race fatigue eventDo they ever fix this?
Haven't even started doing ace runs yet and I'm thinking of skipping this CM. Going to focus on TT.
>>558274225I mean if FGOfags can survive for 10 years what's your excuse
agnes hebegital
>>558274225Stop being such a weak-minded pussy.If /ksg/ can survive to this day off nothing but a single game, /uma/ can survive with a server that's making bank
Sim/uma/lation.
I've won
>>558272796No, I have anywhere between 0 to 3 years (if they got daring tact'd)
>>558274846What's the keiba lore behind her hand puppet
>>558275840Explode
>>558274846Does she wear the puppet during sex?
Global threads will last for as long the game continues to be alive. The worst that can happen is the thread being populated by way too many thread personalities/schizos/off-topic posters like in some long-lasting generals. Those kind of threads REEK of discordfags.
nothing pisses mee off more than seeing tamachud after i click on rest
hakurakubros it's so over
>/vg/ generals reek on personalitiesFirst Time?>>558276120>Uma with GlassesThe glasses stay on in bed>Uma with puppetsThe puppet stays on in bed
>>558275929no idea, I only know that the puppet's military outfit is because of the horse's name
Are BNW the biggest jobber group in unity? I click into them with triangles and Xs and consistently win anyways.
>>558276521Yes2 of them have lost more races they've won, and Biwa is the exception because her gigantic head is a cheatcode
Cocks out for Ardan!
>>558276280>have to wait a year for auto careers>have to wait 5 years for race dataWhen will global be playable?
>>558276817Hopefully never because it'll die before that
>>558276895Coincidentally, that’s the same time you’ll finally be a woman
>>558276189What personality should I take? Meek and NTR are taken already
>>558276817>have to wait a year for auto careersAlready a thing unofficially, and heavily improved>have to wait 5 years for race dataAlready a thing unofficially, and probably better>B-b-b-but muh ban riskEat shit normalfag
>>558276289>/vg/ generals reekPeriod
>5th anni uma revealed>pace/late mile/medium turf umaSome things never change.
>>558276963>sees something he dislikes>t-troon!Grow a pair kiddo, we know you'll kill yourself before any of that
>>558276965Something based on your fave hons, or I suppose your most disliked one, in an attempt to ruin said honses fan bases image.>>558277085Duuuuuuuuh. Thought that goes without saying.>>558277142Simple is besto.
>>558276981People who advocate for Sweepy can never prove that they use it. It’s almost like they’re bad actors trying to get others banned.
The sprint CM almost made me forget how DOGSHIT AWFUL IT IS TO HIT S DISTANCE I FUCKING HATE THIS SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
>>558277297It's funny how they're so smug about such convenience, but the moment you suggest the possibility of bans, which Cygames has done before, they have a melty, and the very next moment they'll go "c-cygames will never ban us! shut up!"Retards or shitposters? At this point I can't tell the difference
>>558273943But for Sprints was easier, you just use wits and speed cards because Wits increses Speed, and Speed increses Power, Wits also doesn't consume Energy.In Mile i have to focus on Stamina too.Unless i have Stamina based parents.
>>558277619fuji CUTE
>>558277142most horses fall into the middle of the pack. There is a reason people love horses that do something different, like fronts
>>558277228But you are trans
>>558277297We know 90% of /v/ clubs are sweeping
I don't get how people consistently build with 2 spd 3 wit. Even on fucking 20% umas it feels like a crapshoot if kita/sweep actually land on speed. I feel like I need 3 speed for any sort of consistency.
>>558278013>>558278013>>558278013move
>>558278025halo is more consistent
Fat cocks out for Ardan's fat tits
>>558279284Ardan encouragement poster... there's only three days left. Soon my tribulations will come to an end.
