Previous: >>558251717>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Mihono Bourbon (3* alt), Eishin Flash (3* alt)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Nishino Flower (Wit), SSR Sakura Bakushin O (Guts)Current CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600mMain Story Chapter 5 is out02/18 - 03/01 - Valentine Bourbon & Valentine Flash 3*+Nishino SSR+Bakushin SSR02/18 - 03/01 - The Peak of ConfectionEarly March - Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Left-handed / Winter / Sunny / Firmhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Royce & Royce (2*)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/QoL on Global when?
I'm going to rape the next uma posted.
>>558278025you only need a couple good double rainbows to hit 1200, and often you can get there just by pressing enough single rainbows.
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/85Ayg4https://jiggie.fun/85Ayg4
>>558278072
Breed with Bokumankos
>>558278220do not click, virus
I love Rice
>>558278262Evil Chevacchi.
>>558278245>>558278262Uma BoySEX with Cheva TWO!
no one asked
>>558278416>>558278434
I'm giving up on training Falco, I want Aoharu to be gone already
I'm glad I didn't roll for Fuku because fuck this bitch. That chain fails on step 1 8 out of 10 times. People give Twin Turbo endless shit for her chain's rng but I guess it's different because Fuku gives a starting bonus
>>558278602>westoid hands made this image
>>558278434And you'll never have to. I'll keep you in the loop, no worries.
Bread status?
>>558278708Anon, do you not recognize it?
>>558278416>make intentionally bad post>attach teio.jpegwow dude you're so funny, you did the thing, you did the meme! kys faggot
I hate Tokai Teio.I seriously fucking hate her.
>>558278761Fucked. >>558272314 >>558274892>>558278802Anon, that's the point...
Yeah bro Ebayan is so ugl-
>>558278925y
>>558278819>tell someone to kill themselves and call them a faggotwow dude you're so funny, you did the thing, you, did the meme!kys faggot
>3 sleep deprived in a rowWhat the fuck ElSOMEONE CALL ICE
>>558278761
>>558278602just highroll bwo
>>558278602I just got Falco. What's the problem with her?
>>558278925I'm seeing more fan art of Orfevre's daughter than of Ebayan
>cyjews nepobaby is the face of umaI don't get why they did this, theres no shot they'll live down the fraud allegations its only a dirter horse
>>558278670>fuck this bitchIndeedhttps://files.catbox.moe/pw1p8h.jpg
>>558278925design is too tryhard. like they tried to make a nu-maruzensky without understanding why she's popular.
>>558279131Sauce? Need more fukusexo
>>558279131umapyoi umapyoi~
Reminder that you will never be as based, committed, or HONEST as this jap autist.
Digitan LOVE
7 and you whiff your next Fuku SSR chain.
>>558279242Yeah but on the other hand my name isn't Cock and Balls
I've decided that I'm going to all in on late surgers and have been trying to make a good Dober parent. I'm not really sure exactly what skills I should be looking for though. I've mostly been aiming for green skills that would be universal and then first level skills so my kids can get Swinging Maestro or something cheaper. Am I doing this right or are there other specific skills I want to be getting and praying they pass down?
I hate this OP
>>558279131I think I've never seen Matikanetannhauser porn
I fucking hate all the cheaters at Haruten.
>>558278670You take TT for the gold skill you're not fishing for a gold skill off Fuku
>>558279337It hates you too
>>558279443Cute!
Who the fuck unironically likes Teio at this point?
7 and I smoke some ancient weeds
>>558278013>global thread>jp imageAre you retarded?
>>558279365I have 1 image that I can't even guarantee is her because she's not wearing a hat.
i cant help but feel like they aren't actually friends
>>558279131I thought the thread was already beyond saving, but you turned it around. Based Anon.
holy honkers
7 and I jerk it to boy umanko tonight
>>558279324Slick surge so OYL cost is negligible.
>>558279723certainly not in cingray
>>558279610Ok then post it
>>5582798737 and maya rape brian
>>558279935
Roll a 7 already, retards.
>no taking the lead 4 careers in a rowHoly shit Cygames fix your shit already
>>558280017NOOO YOU DIDNT POST FUKU WITH IT SO IT DIDN'T COUNT
>>558280113Deck?
>>558280048try again indotard
Marche's floof and dress has a similar style with Wife Nature
>>558280219works on my machinemaybe fix your internet jeet
>>558280169
>>558280102Cute wife and CB>>558280260>nature: mentioned>>558280329card games on...
>>558280017Well thats it I guess no more rolling for today
Dont forget to not roll on Fine Motion because she'll be powercrept by Ebayan wit in 4 years
>>558280329>both overhyped, nepobaby losersPerfect couples exist
Teio!
>>558280004Cute stinko
>>558280425>doesn't know about the Finemo spd that caps wit and by herself that will be released in 5 yearsRetarded losers lol
>>558280713
>>558279925of course, in cingray they are Kitahara's onaholes
I'm going to work can I have a (You)?
>>558280808My wife would let me do that
>>558280841Have a quiet day at work, Anon.
>>558280841
>>558280841dia chan owes me sex
>this couldn't beat last goal arima kinen
>>558280793>558280841Fuck (You)
Stegogogogogo
>>558281043She's kind of dumb bro
everytime i upload something on catbox i only get a link with an empty file, how do i fix ts>>558280841(You)
>HE woke up
>>558279131
>>558281221When you find yourself saying things like this, or hanging around in a community where people say things like this - you should know it's time to leave
You can only reply to this post if you like/love Super Creek.
>>558280713This is very cute, wow
>>558281063>>558281213That's the fun part, you DON'T! See the message on the main page? That's been a problem for a few weeks now, including new uploads being busted, impossible to delete and re-try. It's a huge game of luck, with NO second tries.
Post ai uma goons
>>558281221HE makes sure to let everyone know
Forever Young WIT (RIP Rudolf)Fine Motion POW (Tama was short lived)Stay Gold GUTS (RIP Orfevre)Air Shakur STA (Powercreep soon, does stamina even matter at this point)Almond Eye SPD (F Long as in Fraud)
>>558280808What's so marvelous about her anyway?
>>558281375I love Super Creek.
Super Creek is shit and there is not a bigger cringe fanbase than hers.
This random uma has a female trainer:https://umamusu.wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Main_CharactersHow do you imagine her trainer is like and how do you think she'd react if (you) raped her trainer?
>UMA (in america)>U.M.A new world (order)THEY AREN'T EVEN HIDING IT ANYMOREWAKE UP UMASHEEP
>>558281320you take bait faaaaaaaaaaaar too easily budand im 110% sure youd give me another one, especially without this 2nd sentence here just now
>>558281569Shit prompt
fraud this fraud that, you keibaniggers are the biggest frauds latching onto a gacha
today I will get a good dirt parent
I love Narita!!
>he plays the gameheh, bricked
Her hair goes fuwafuwa~ and my heart goes kyunkyun~
>>558281654Ok but Rose Kingdom is actually a fraud though.
>>558281676All Naritas are cute, but this one is the cutest.
I've got to burn up my jiggie queuehttps://jiggie.fun/SP9Cs1https://jiggie.fun/SP9Cs1https://jiggie.fun/SP9Cs1
>cannot use groundwork Falco when training FalcoNo.... What do I replace it with then?
>>558279741They are fairly big, aren't they?
>>558281856Guts BakushinWit Rudolf
>>558281676BASED
>I share a thread with literal boyfaggots and abshomosTake your homosexuality out of the thread.
>>558281780Her dad is cuter, super mega cool as well!
>>558281856bakshin
>>558281765What does nattie's hair smell like?
>>558281905At least those parts are just shitposting.
AAAAAAAAAA WHY AM I (TRAINER) SUCH A MASSIVE FAGGOT IN CAFE'S CAREERTHREESOME AVERTED!!!!!!!???!!!!!!
>>558281856This is the shit that made me stop being lazy and actually start paying the front runner tax (farming groundwork lineages). Bakushin is good FOR MANT, but I wouldn't sacrifice my borrow slot for her when I can borrow NTR or Fuku speed instead. There's simply no alternative until we get Bourbon Wit.
>>558281856Gamble inherit for groundwork, then take Helios SSR for Escape Artist to slaughter the lobby
>>558281905faggot I like bothget bent
post something cute
>>558282404
UMA ATTACK!
Ok stop being horny for once thread. Post something cute instead.
>>558281905no
>>558282404did the horse also have a puppet or what
>>558282036it looks like they took advantage of you while you were passed out
>>558282515boy I STARTED the thread with cute stuff
>>558282537Teio is a nazi too.
>>558282537PHEW ace bros i hope they don't find out....
>>558282404Why do the ohimba want to fuck their trainer so much?
>>558281375I love her.
GOD BLESS AMERICA FOR BRINGING US MORE BOY UMAS
>>558282697she learned from her father
>>558281856Gotta go back to using THAT card
>>558281905If you wanted people to post Gentil abs, you could have just said so
>>558282743SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
>>558282743Cheval if she raped kitasan
>>558282901Holy triple sexo...
>>558282036Now that we have america scenarios im taking her to newyork
>>558282714Falcocci...
>>558282901sex and marriage with windows vistasexing money out of SEGAAAsex with arda
So how does Wit Bobo compare to Ramonu?
>>558283008Cute Dia butt
>>558281497kys kingfag
tfw no brian, TM opera, seiun skytfw no mayano, biko, nice nature, fuku SSRsmy account is so bricked
>>558283102Similarly, provided you activate Ramonu’s unique.
>>558281497I love evil Laisu.
>>558283102you know that you can look these things up yourself rightcome to your own conclusion
>cheval>but with very fat tits?
>>558282901Dia's rude chest
When is the global pakatube...
>>558283454At the same time as Christmas gibs
Surely all of these torenas posting Dia have 30k saved for her specifically, right?
>>558283394>Cheva, but aggressive and rapy
>>558282901Nah, I'd win
>>558283394>cheval but nothing changes
>>558283714
>>558282404is this sloppa? he has like every new umas drawn which tells me it's ai but he has a fanbox
>>55828384210/10 panel
>>558283930bit fast for AI innit? sure you don't need a completely new model to add a single uma to the database, but still
They only announced the early balance changes like a couple of days before aoharu right? It'd be unrealistic to expect a similar announcement on March 1st?
Mambo!
>>558283579Made for nakadashi with hand-holding + interlocked fingers, kissing, and whispered confessions of love.
>>558283930At worst it's traced, but I don't even think it's that. Should be legit.
>>558283930I thought fanbox allows AI?
>>558283997>>558284060You better make these posts once I start posting rulership as well
>>558284087
>>558283858
>>558284174
>>558282743>/vst/ umaI hope her story is good.
Ai chan FORGOTTEN...
what's the /uma/rdict on ebayan
>>558284501Who?
>>558284417Neecha wife is so cute. Shame she's G1-less.
>>558284417So good it hurts
>>558284639Sex hagHag sex
Ai is the new machan
>>558284702>>558284758a G1 less cutie that's super nice and friendly, and totally never breaks your ribs
>>558284639Id feed her donuts
>>558284639Character designer understood the assignment
>>558284639>drawn with almost flat tits>B90 and is as big as daiwaI hate this image
>>558284639Her clothes suck ass. She looks great on her school uniform tho
the STRONGest!
Why do anons here say Ebayan is a hag? She comes off to me as a sassy gal teen.
>>558284639I LOVE WOLF CUT UMAS GRAHHHHHHHHH
EAR SLAPPINGTAIL HUGGINGMATING SEASON
>>558285513>wolf cut>it's just your standard steam pressed long hair????
>>558285462is a meme retard
>>558284025>They only announced the early balance changes like a couple of days before aoharu right?Yeah.>It'd be unrealistic to expect a similar announcement on March 1st?Not at all. If anything I'd say it's pretty likely to expect a big announcement during March
>>558285457why is gentil creature like this? doesn't she know the value of money?
>>558285574>ear slappingsex>tail huggingMARRIAGE
Will you umarry me?
>>558284169I will consider it.
>>558285941nyo
>>558285941sorry, bigamys illegal
>>558285649More like being a brainlet for not recognizing phenotypes. What a sad excuse for a meme.
>>558285513>wolf cutThis general is actually dumb as fuck.
>>558285971good man
Thoughts?
>>558286045>phenotypeArchetype.
>>558285941My heart belongs to my oshi.
>>558278013Having contributed to Umalator, I bet the guy is breathing a sigh of relief that he wont have to make an end-of-life plan or have to keep updating this typescript shit for another 4 years.
Gooks started a massive anti-Teio campaign.
>>558286264the spechud nd symboli clan linked up!?
>>558286264chocolate
Is it a good idea to use the free selector + 2 SSR crystal to MLB Finemo?
>>558286369Need to bring in some non-Sunday Silence blood to all these Sunday babies so you don't have massive inbreeding.
>>558286364It's alright. They can't hurt her anymore.
>>558286264>Epipipipipipipipi gets revealed>shrimp emotes in the jewtube chat
>HE
>>558286560You’re getting another selector soon, save a crystal
>>558286264oyakodon
>>558286364the gooks just like this despair porn fetish
>>558286264>special chud + symboli = baby duramente
>>558286691I worded poorly, I already mean the upcoming free selector
>>558284639The brunette hair, ponytail, and eye accessory combo reminds me a lot of El Condor Pasa and for that I like her a lot.
>>558286779See what you get off the free anni rolls before making any hard decisions
>>558286862True. I forgot about the free NTR rolls, I'll wait. Thanks
>>558286001>>558286020>>558286271>rejected by my dacchisN-nyo...
I really like that little pink horseHaru was it?Pretty dumb and cute
>>558286853>left: fluffy>right: bare meatI know who I'd rather munch on
>shop rng>race rng>training rng>will take 2 hours to reset if it sucksI HATE MANT ALREADY FUAAARk
who lost almond eye or forever young?
>everyone treats marvelous sunday's dimension pocket like it's normal>but they make fun of tosho's magicEhhhh
>burst rng>unity race rng>training rng>will take 2 hours to reset if it sucksI HATE AOHARU ALREADY FUAAARk
>>558287156>>training rngGuts/wits deck makes a lot of sense if you think about this. Press wit on training opportunities because there's no weights for wit, and slam guts (it trains three stats) on summer.
I wonder what kinds of slurs umas have for humans.
does spechud have the most amount of descendants in the game now?
>>558287413Higgers
>>558287413
>>558287428>sunday silence: spe who?
When are we gonna get Rhein Kraft?
https://x.com/abymaelx/status/2025619155899048233Umas for this feel?
>sloppa>Xitter linksNice thread babs
>>558287685soon
luna is a big fat phony, literally no actual lady archer ever dressed like this, in fact they'd wear an extra leather armor piece on their chest so they don't whack their tit with their bowstringalso I can't find any pictures of 3DPD wearing this phony outfit; woman archer shows you western style fantasy archers, woman yumitori shows you ladies in proper equipment, bare skin yumitori shows you men doing the off-the-shoulder thing with their bow arm sleeve and no women showing their chest sarashi, and bare skin woman is just porn
>>558287851my punnywife
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
>>558287685mine CRAP
>>558287428Spe is at 3 (Buena Cesario Epiphaneia), discounting Tact who isn't playable. Stay Gold is at 5 (GolShi Orfevre Fenomeno Dream Nakadashi), discounting Lilac who isn't playable.
>>558287719copano rickey
>marked
>>558287839>TI/Tsheh
>>558287851but she's a horse did you factor that in
I'm going to tribute the next uma posted>>558287903 me btw
>>558287903What is it, bro. Wanna jerk off together?
>>558288047what happens if you whack a horse tit with a bowstring?
My smaru keeps cucking my front pasa out of a&s, I might have to go NSM...
>>558288035
>Emergency alert jumpscare in the middle of my uma career AIEEEEEEEEEE NEW YORK BROS
>>558288218
Please let BrickBlazer win
>>558288265We are going to die in the snow, at least I will
mejiro island...
>>558288079>>558288086I WANT TO PLAY MANT NOW
i'm being serious, do not open
>>558288372
>>558288386no one cares about your club name niggers
Giving an ounce of spotlight to USA actually pisses me off stop giving that country attention ffs.
>>558288478That's very violent.
>>558288562I want to fuck Vivlos’s cat mouth
>>558288562I'm hoping those 8 nonces will vote wisely.
>>558288265>>558288389kino
>>558288602right, kentucky should just be its own sovereign state to be desu
>>558288548
>>558288602The entirety of japanese modern culture is to lick USA's balls
Would a healthcare in Uma Musume universe have the motto "YoU MAtter"?
>>558288749
>>558288752That's literally the case for the vast majority of the first world, almost like they've won the (last) culture war or something.
epsatono island
>>558288449There is a way for you to do that, my balls are slimy btw
>>558288932
>>558289072Why are they slimy? Can I lick them clean?
>>558288942China's coming, soon enough random children from Nigeria to Estonia will be writing fanfiction about "cultivation" or whatever the hell
when are we getting the Bong career.... our epsom DAHBY.....
I'm sad to have not heard any stories of monster Digitans in CM testing rooms that make people lose the will to live.
Thoughts on this uma?
>>558289115
>>558289210frontgawds rule umamusume
>>558289210Lates are gamblersIf you want consistency this CM, run a front
>>558289210my account that has digitan has shit support cards and my account that has good support cards has no digitan, sorry I don't want to spend what I did on the whole Morrowind game retail on one horse selector
>>558289271
>>558288752Lol could it be also the reason why the japs are so happy about the USA winning the figure skating olympics? Everyone on twitter was celebrating the win, like it's someone from their own country who won the gold. Meanwhile so quick to point at russians for cheating.
>>558289179>China's comingHence, why I've made the "(last)" addition. You're talking about the current, the new and ongoing culture war.
>>558289315Forever HERO would do this
>>558289261Soothing voice and nice tits.
Would Kris S be a good parent?
>>558289432
>>558289567Yeah, I'll make her a great mother
>>558289210Might be sleepers like the sudden burst of NY Uraras last CM
>>558289457>Meanwhile so quick to point at russians for cheating.To be fair, the Japs have had a...bit of an ongoing history with the Ruskies, so I wouldn't blame any native for yelling at Russians.Going super happy for any American winning a medal is a whole different issue. Praising a winner for an excellent performance is obviously fine, just about ANYONE just because it says "USA" on their shirt is silly however.
>>558289579
>>558289210I really couldnt be assed training for this cm I'll probably slot my tt niggas in
Twin Turbo frustrates me because her voice actress can really fucking sing but she decided to voice that fucking goblin
>spe can literally drag taiki, grass and perro de caca back home in the new scenario
>>558289567see >>558281397 and >>558282469
any idea why sweepy reading stupid training values
>>558289261how does her tits not slip during race?
>>558289731
I have a Digitan but I'm going to run a debuffer keen eye Natie as my 3rd instead of her. Debuffers are more unironically more useful than lates.
>>558289805dont say that...
bwos you promised me american boss npcs where are they....
>>558289903Because your stupid preset+deck+rng results in really stupid training values. It's all basic math.
What got everyone here so riled up jesus christ
>>558289905
>>558290004it's reading +65 on power
Everyone knows track girls a universally weak to anal but I was wondering, which umas are especially weak to anal?
>>558290134king analo
>>558290056
>>558289971I don't hate her as a character but I can't stand her voice and knowing her voice actress has a really fucking good voice and can sing Enka at a professional level makes it all the more frustrating https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-tlAHFxZW4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UmjQUXAIjQJust....
>>558289072KILL YOURSELF
>>558289805https://x.com/ImNonowa/status/1703064184454607153Yearly reminder that this happened.
>>558289457it was an incredible performance and she looked like she had so much fun doing it, she has that kind of infectious charisma that Japan loves
>>558290134digitanal
>>558289457japs got nuked occupied and became america lapdog
>>558290125Just telling you what the usual problems for people tend to be, their old presets that get busted due to updates.
>>558290246
>>558290282Kek
>>558290274say please
>>558290134Turning this shrine priestess into an anal priestess!
>>558290282
>actual black UmasWTF
>>558290282context????? i require context!!!!
>>558290134Falco, idols have trained their asshole because anal sex does not count as losing virginity
>>558290442
>>558290258just stop being an idolfag. its that easy. idol music isn't even good anyway.
>>558290282Never not funny
>>558290595You're asking the impossible.
>>558287312>Marvelous Dimension = Real>Tosho's magic = not realShrimple as.
>>558290581she said producer, not torena
>>558290581She accidentally said "Producer" (the term they use to refer to players in iDOLM@STER) instead of Trainer during an Umamusume concert.
>>558290282not beating the reskinned im@s game allegations
>>558290590gn
>>558286364I know it's the NTR nation but what set them off?
>>558290680oh was she supposed to be in character?
>>558290282Twin Turbo WOULD do this.
>>558290761damn he's literally me.
>>558290282well technically she's not wrong, I used to be a producer and before that I was an admiral
>>558287312Marvelous has magic. Tosho doesn't. Simple as
>>558290779yes
Please stop post Noshino flower this is a blue board
>>558290579lmao
>>558290779Doesn't matter. She's addressing the audience members who are mainly fans and players of umamusume who are referred to in-game and in official material as "toreina". I personally wouldn't take offense to being called a player of another game and I don't think there was a big shitfit over that even in JP.
>>558291104umapyoi
why do you all call yukino bijin yeppers and not degasu?
>>558291159
>>558291282yeppers
>>558290779Despite being in IM@S for a long time, she hasn't been in any lives for also a long time.
I bought Fast & Furious again thinking it was Furious Feat
>>558291284TSKR
>>558291282neil degasu tyson
>>558291282Blame the comic
>>558291284How does learning to take me do-Why is Urara in on this too?!
>No good parents for Hishi Amazon>No good end closers, no good medium pace chasersIt's so over
>>558291104
>>558291680
I love watching True Crime shit while doing runs. Comfy af.
>>558291259I thought she never won something, wtf
>>558291332>Tomoe got voiced in 2017>It's almost 9 years since her VA got into im@s>2017 is 9 years ago
Gentilewdonna
>>558291757It was classified G2 at the time
>>558291849ok
>>558291770>>2017 is 9 years agoYou're lying.
>>558291849
>>558291849are you ok lil bro
>>558291849torena-san?
danchou used to be the top earner now he's flatlining...
>>558291849Don't drink and chat.
>>558291680>>558291720Strange that her parents were okay with her flirting with her trainer at the onsen at such a young age
>>558291849Oh no, anon got got.
>Yuri poster>Loves watching true crimeLONDON
>>558292019Flatlining is my fetish.
>>558292121I can see it
>>558291259Why is Deep Impact not in the game?
>>558292084>strangenot in the uma world
sex with boy umagetting raped by boy umaraping boy umaimpregnating boy umamarrying boy umamaking buy uma blushmaking boy uma happymaking boy uma smile all their lives
>>558291259How come Vodka isn't as wanked as Aichan?
>>558292229
>>558291680Do NOT ponder it...
>>558291770>>558291917I was barely in middle school in 2017
>>558292369same
>>558291770>>558292369>>558292539Stop trying to make me feel old on purpose
>>558292297i am NOT gay, delete this
>>558292306Poor winrate+actual Tokyo merchant, Ai-chan is the best
>I'm browsing this thread with literal zoomer, maybe even alpha turds
>Your uma>Your graduation year
>>558292656unc...
>>558292369>>558292539You are both literally 12
>>558292297
>>558289457She's really likeable, sweet, just wants to have fun and do well. she's someone you definitely want to cheer forAlso tortured Russian 15 year olds have been dominating women's figure skating for like 2 decades (they cant skate after they turn 16 because their bodies get fucked up from insane training and as soon as puberty hits their body cant do jumps anymore because their training is dependant on them being 70 and stick thin) so anything that's not russians makes people happy. Jap skaters are very sweet and supportive anyways
>ring lightWhy are artists this way?Regardless, sex with this mare
>>558292369>>558292539I graduated highschool in 2006. Are you even allowed to post here?
how do you respond?
>>558292656mkay fossil
>>558292891
>>558292019He should honestly step down.
>>558292198Cheval did you lose your hat?
>>558292891No donuts
>>558292935Does FY eat donuts regularly? Can you even give a hors a donut and not kill it?
>>558292693Sky 2020
>>558292852unc that's when I'm born...I graduated in 2023 so yes I'm an adult
>>558292935Will they make her a fat fuck like Oguri Spe and Mcqueen?
Hag game.
>>558293127He was 580kg when he won his recent race so they better reference it one way or another
>>558292693Grass WonderI took the GED instead
>>558292848cuz they see other mentally deranged artist do it, thinking its realistic
>>558292693will this be a chart?
>>558293181>Hags hunting young trainerswhy is Tazuna allowing this?
Hey, gramps. Can you fire up the VCR for us? I wanna watch my Disney movie VHS tapes.
>>558292935
>>558292693Kitasan, 2003. Fuck me.
>>558292848i hate this dumb trend it's ruined so many otherwise good pieces
>>558292693Staygold 2010
I thought you kids were busy having your adrenochrome harvested by rich fucks. Why are you still alive?
>>558293382
>>558292848>>558293332is this some form of autism that doesn't let you ignore it or something? i've literally never paid attention to it.
>>558293276
>>558293127>>558293198Literally beat bono's fat fuck record
>>558292693Suzuka 2010
>>558293382I survived the epstein diddy goon temple
>>558290282i made it a soundpost for easy reposting
>>558292693Shakur2016
>>558293181Hags love
>>558291720I cant get over her looking like a literal toddlerwhat the fuck is she doing racingthis cracks me up thoughhttps://x.com/megasuasoaker/status/2010740723738665388
>>558292693secondary school or college?
Is bourbon's career supposed to be absurdly hard? I'm trying to make her a grandparent in my GW lineage and I think ive lost 5/6 attempts so far. This has never happened before
>>558293382Just say you weren't invited at the epstein party twin
>>558293651Have you checked what the NPCs look like? Some of them get TWO gold skills right off the bat. Feels like you have to buy skills early now given you're put up against THAT now.
>>558293620Almost like giving your "graduation year" is fucking worthless as a metric.Me for example, I had my proper one WAY later than is normal for life reasons, doesn't mean I'm super young, just stupid and unlucky.
>>5582926932010
>>558293506based
>>558293651Haruten umas are a bitch, but she has a BUFFED Haruten
>>558292693Super Creek2014
>>558293651Instead of using the Front running style, you should have her use the Fast style, so that she runs faster than the other girls.
>>558293382Epstein diddy ahh blud disciples couldn't catch me
>>558293651>absurdly hardShe's my go to for fan farming because of how easy her career is
>>558293765Fenomeno is an ultracutie
>>558293494>diddycaust survivorZoomers could do the funniest thing right now
>>558292693ryanhigh school, bachelors or masters?cause if high school then 2016
>>558293181>>558293542Hagmaxxing grandma-grandkid duo…
>>558293620school
Why are Dotoposters so hostile. Its basically punching down at this point.
>>558292693>Bono>2007
>>558293276i'm actually suddenly craving a donut after watching this and it's been years since i've had one. one of these, to be exact.
>>558293854>masters
>>558292693
>>558293821You might be a bit too old for goo goo babies, Anon. You'll get her other treatment.
>>558292693I hate these kinds of questions because I have no clue if I should put my current favorite or the one I started playing for who releases in a while. Will my current favorite end up as my favorite when who I am waiting for gets released? It is too hard to make that decision.Anyways 2014 college.
>>558293620>>558293854Most of us dipped from uni
>>558294003VF…
>>558293276Ryusei-san… one crumb of donut please…
>>558293852#MeToo 2.0, let's fucking go
>>558293931cmon anon, a masters degree is easy
>>558293830Her career is not easy at all when you're doing a parent run with a deck all over the place trying to get good skills. She has omega buffed rice villain and and humiliation rituals, if you're trying to get a good pink spark you have to also eat having B or lower in every distance but medium
>>558294003I didn't I got kicked ok
>>558294043
>>558294061This. STEM takes effort, but there are plenty of free masters degrees in business and useless shit like that.
you FAGS arguing over DUMB SHIT once moreargue about BOYUMANKO instead you FAGS
>>558294102Happens to the best of us
>>558292693cafe2007
>>558294061>>558294142i'm in stem and now i regret enrolling into a masters a few terms before the pandemic, i'm still stuck with my unfinished thesis and i can't quit because all i have to do to get my degree is my fucking thesis
>>558294245Brian would say this
>>558294086What deck are you running
>>558293981I will let her pamper meI will let her spoil meI will let her feed meI will let her clean my earsI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
>>558294102>I got kicked okHow often?>>558294259Sex with Cheva 2.0
>>558293995Live in the moment and don't worry about what's to come
>>558294325Im not him bwo.
>>558294213Yeah, never commit fraud if you don't prepare properly. If not only you use loopholes to get free tuition but also you abuse their system so your university is paying you to be there for almost a decade and you're not only not graduating but also barely going to classes they find out that shit. I tried to reapply but they blacklisted me...
>>558294372Stop calling her Cheval2She's even more pathetic than Cheval she can't possibly be Cheval 2
>>558294281the thesis is the most fun part though bwo
>>558293879Spurting to Light Hello
>>558294451her outfit looks like that zzz genshin whore mc
>>558294451
>>558294451Cheval and Evil Cheval owe me simultaneous duo tag teaming sex
>>558294434Holy based, anons could learn a thing or two from this
>>558294478Only if you actually care about what you’re studying
>>558294434
>>558294434Based parasite
>>558294543I'm fully expecting her career to have a "you guarantee lose this race without putting in effort/buying skills" race and then she debuffs herself when she loses
>>558294478NTA, but I fucking hated writing it. The experiment part was interesting at least, but writing it all out in the way the university wants you to was a serious drag.
>>558294434so fvcking zased
>>558294581>eureka! I got an idea! This could be useful for Oguri Cap's training!>stamina +10>energy -5
>>558294451I'll do whatever I want and you can't stop me.Now go and tell your husband that he owe me wild sex, same as her sister, Cheva.>>558294543My cute wife and our daughter.
>>558294434I do this as trainer in Tracen Academy. Thankfully, Rudolf is getting senile and doesn't notice.
>>558294867I'm telling Tazuna
>>558292693Nature1994
Cheval isn't as hot as this fucking loser
>>558294991Ojii-SAMA
>>558294434Inspiring. Best of luck in the future, Anon. I think you're going places.
>>558294434I'm always impressed by not only the lengths parasites go, but the shit they come up with. Honest respect, also thanks for the laugh.
>>558294451I really like how the Groove umas look. They never miss.
>>558294772STOP STEALING MY ENERGY
>>558294991
>>558294543>>558294665Whats Rulership be like? Pace?
Tracen is an ivy league jap nationalist institution, you either nepo'd your way in the urara or got hard scouted. Its just now they finally started their DEI loosening for americans.
>>558295108Kiseki.........
>>558295132Nah.
>>558295152grass bros.....
>>558292693Opera!2019
why
>>558295048Cheva = Cute as hell while having big tats2.0 = Sexy as hell while having big tatsThese are not the same
>>558294991Based otousan.
>>558293840fenomeno is omega cuteim sad I gotta wait 2 years for her but i'll be super happy when I can finally run her
>>558294991Dancho...
>>558294434People will really come up with a 100 page masterplan to become a parasite instead of just doing things properly.
>>558284252
>>558294991>2 years AFTER I was bornLet's be friends, oji-san.
GIVE ME THAT FUCKING JP BATTLE PASS! NOW!!!
>>558295329Nyanyanyo Nyoss
>>558295283As with every weight loss plan that's anything other than "eat less"
>all umas related to groove have a nice pair of titsHuh
https://x.com/applejoople/status/2025606967771979946
>>558295136Should be pace.
>>558294434>I tried to reapplyThanks Anon, that brightened my day.
So groundwork on a Pace Chaser works if you also bring a Runaway, right?
>People still pulling front runners for metaWhy do you guys never learn?
>>5582954461. tirzepatideworked for me
>>558295446but muh endomorph metabolisms
>>558295451>>558294434
>>558295529This time will be different, just you see
>>558295132An old person is especially likely to perceive that she's not a very interestingly written character. Anon's choice of Nice Nature is much stronger in that respect.
5 more brickedbros to break the tie...
>>558295449gyaru groove
>>558293930I got my donut
>>558295619Yeah but Curren Chan services old men
>>558295529How about forcing umas to be frontrunners
>>558294991sheeeet 1994 same kill merice shower
>>558295672BASED
>>558295672Why did you cum on it
>>558295634Should've gone from Bricked to Brocked
>>558294434What were you doing and how did they find out?
SUFFER ME NOW, YOU DISGUSTING HEATHENS!
>>558293930>>558295672Why are jeets plating a turd?
I just started and have been advised to delete the acc and wait until I can reroll for finemo so I can actually have non-garbage support cards. Assuming the characters I want to roll for are: Neo Universe, Sounds of Earth, Orfevre, Durandal, Fenomeno, Still in Love, Believe, Espoir City...Am I correct to believe the internet's advice that "Light Hello + Agnes Tachyon", "Mejiro Ramonu", and "El Condor Pasa Speed + Mei Satake" are the must pull banners coming up, and I should be saving for those after rerolling? Are there any other banners that are very necessary for the characters I want (apparently mostly Late Surgers but with a few Pacers, Fronts, and End Closers)?
>>558293981>You'll get her other treatment.I'm fine with that.
>>558295768followed a fellow teioposter's advice on tastemaxxing my cum
In my heart, I know it's okay to be an old man and love Espoir City.
>>558295823>jeetsI’m pretty sure those are a burger creationIf I’m thinking of the right thing, it’s similar to a funnel cake
>>558295529I dont really like bobo but my FOMO is kicking in like crazyI dont even like frontrunners but I recently got gifted a Seuin and slutty Maruzen. Cygames is torturing me with this shit
>>558295907You are among ojisans. There is no shame here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbrFmw7vpJEIt occurs to me that my grandparents are probably going to see Uma promos now
I will continue playing Frontrunners because it's the most honest style and they fuck with pace chasers.
>>558296054are your grandparents hot?
another old man recommendation
>>558295529winning is fun
Will we get 60 pulls for TopRo or 100?
They didn't care who I was until I put on the hat.
She reminds me of when I was young.
>>558288079Where the fuck were you when we needed Gentildonna tributes yesterday
>>558289903Game UI updated sweepy semi bricked
>>558296291thanks sweepchan (it was me that posted the latest comment on that issue)
>>558296114>honest stylesFront runnersEnd closers>DishonestPaceLateIs /uma/ in agreement?
>>558295868FineMo is great, try pulling for her on her rate up next month. I'd suggest to try to reroll kitasan and getting her Lb3, but that sounds too time consuming so just reroll for finemo instead and borrow kitasan when you need her. Those must pull banners you mentioned are generally good support, so yeah save for them. Since you're not focusing too much on 1 style, get those generalist support and borrow a style support when you need it.
>>558296271So like now? You're a pretty young d00d
>>558296376pace is even more honest until they start pumping out the overpowered pace umas
>>558296376>endnigger>honest
>>558296357I'm not him
>>558296151Lovey Dovey baby making with Palmer!>>558296246I cared...
Thoughts on Seeking the Pearl?
>>558296665Too hag coded
>>558296665>no lipstickwho is this
>>558296475nah pace is dishonest. every time a pace is considered viable, it's always some bullshit gimmick like "bwooooooo you instawin if you pace promote" or in the case of taiki, the most used pace, "bwo you instawin if there's 3 fronts" it's going to be even more dishonest once they become more overpowered
>>558293651>He fell for it
>>558296054>nowdid you miss the sponsorship for the DAHBY and BC last year
>>558281750>jewels>not caratsWhat
>>558296768I NEED MARUZENSKY TO RIDE MY DICK CRAZY STYLE
>>558296768why does creek look so much more horselike than the others?
>>558296376late is more honest than end
>>558296376no such thing as honest or dishonest in a competition; only the win matters
>>558296665sexy lips
>>558281750>toreina retires>finds a new promising trainee>COMES BACK FOR ONE LAST RIDEr
>>558296870SOUL, if real
>>558296376Why is Late considered dishonest when it's the biggest gamble of all?
EASY
>>558296870me when i'm a crusty ass ojiisanyou may not like it, but this is peak keibafag physique
>>558296870this grandpa is old enough to have bet on helios back in the day
>>558296768I'm fapping to this btw not even joking
>>558296870I look like this and do this
>>558297005stop giving your horses STDs, anon
>>558296967>Late causes me to lose cause they hit all their accels at the perfect momentDishonest>Late loses because they couldn't move up out of 8thHonest
Stop drinking your own cum.
>>558297235But the cum isn't gonna drink itself
>>558297295the hag clan
>>55829696750/50 is dishonest
>>558297295my busty wife and daughterwives
>>558297235Shut the fuck up ill drink your cum then
I want to give akikawa a big ol smoochHer cat too
>>558297235You're not the boss of me
>>558297295Sex with mother (my wife)Sex with cheva 2Sex with BlueSex with the rest
>>558297295My mother in law, my wife, my daughter, my weirdo shut in sister in law and her daughter.
>>558296878Because she's based on a real horse, silly.
>>558292297This needs to be updated to include pic related.
>>558296114Pacers are the direct counter to fronts THOUGH, unless it's very specific pace promoted strategies
>>558296967Because Frontcucks are still sore from getting raped by LateGAWDS in CMs despite>getting max speed and 1k wit>getting TTL>getting A&S>getting Big Runner Suzu>getting Roundwork>Getting S.Maru
>>558297630>to include pic related.>no pic
>>558296243Reply to me exactly once and I'll answer you.
What are fp even good for anymore?This card has been MLB for a while and tickets aren't worth 20kAre they ever gonna be usable again? I might buy all the sashes of races I'm too lazy to clear a million times
How's the Goldship menace in MANT
fuku speed is fucking gutter trash
>>558297770Goldship era is over bwo.
>>558297630Sunday Silence isn’t in the game bro…
>>558297708Bwo did you forget about the hint books?
>>558297630It would help if I attached the picture, I suppose.
>>558297179Truly the smartest poster ITTI've experienced that massive difference between mile CM and this sprint CM as late surger
>>558297828Thank fuck
>>558297558damn he got that aura as the kids say
I like the socially awkward freaky eyed messy uma with the unusually large breasts.
>>558297708>tickets aren't worth 20kretard
>>558297770>Mile CUnironically better than Tamamo who has E. Golshi's reign is not over yet. Expect to see her (and Taishin) again in tracks where spurt is viable.
>>558297708I dunno.
>>558297848Is that all? I already bought my monthly books
>>558297916i looked back at virgo which was ok for lates and this time the poomp window is a lot smaller
>>558297957Got, she must smell like shit. Sex.
>>558298031So its more of a track layout difference?
Dirt friends!
>>558297708>tickets aren't worth 20kjust buy themwhat are you gonna use your FP for retard
>>558298009Doesn't her debuffer alt also release during MANT?
>>558297708>tickets aren't worth 20kOnly Class 5-6 shitters think this
>>558297973>pulling r spe and another ticket is worth book incomeLmao not even good bait, here's another pity (You)
Oguri's career should be illegalHow the FUCK can you win every single race even on a bad run
What should I be focusing on now if Im not going to bother with next CM?
Oh I forgot about this.>>558297957>freaky eyedIt's beautiful though.
>>558297957SE NO
>>558298117That's literally why I'm asking blind mongoloid>>558298132If only my luck with single pulls was above negative numbers
>>558297694exactly once and I'll answer you.
>>558298165I don't get it
>>558297973don't bother arguing with the retard, next banner you're going to see him posting "I'm 1 pull short from pity and ragequitting"
>>558298165Umas with good uniques just win, kinda like how you can go undefeated with el condor pasa on pace even through the arima kinen with 300 stam
>>558298125>debuffer altThe uma itself is not a debuffer, it's a parent for your actual debuffers.
>>558298242AAAAAAAAAAAA THAT SONG NOOOOOOOOO
>>558297708>fp is a useless currency, i have too much and i don't know what to do with it>20k fp for a ticket? are you crazy? that's too expensive. i can't just spend my fp willy nilly like that.
>>558298242DEMO SONNA JA DAMEdoes Hanakana not voice any honses?
they changed wit to buff target and current speed of all skillsMax wit is now required to be competitive
>>558298116>donutsnot for ebayanalso why is falco crying
>>558298397>Are they ever gonna be usable again? >translation: will we get new items in shop that are worth saving currencyAmerican education was a mistake
>>558298165>how
>>558298468Since JP gets like 5 pages of skills, wouldn't 2500 wit be more viable than 2500 speed. Skills are overpowered after all.
>>558298468Roll Ebayan or bricked
>>558298543prefer interpret the way that means i get to be superior
>>558298165>>558298341>use xoguri>win everything with 0 recoveriesPEAK
>>558298543>Burgers are living rent free in his headYou should start charging them, you'll be able to move from whatever shithole you dwell in.
*sees your cm winrate*
>>558298468you vil pull for ebayan wit
>>558298608Yesin other news, starting from onsen onwards scenario cards will only need 0LB to get most of their benefits
>>558298679It's 0 thoughThere's nothing to look at
>604kI'm glad I'm at 608k
Im going insane please start being horny start masturbating do something
>>558298242her eyes aren't creepy enough for me
>>558298367So she gets to be a menace even on tracks where Spurt doesn't work...
>>558298543>make a blatantly retarded statement along with the question>people fixate on you being retarded instead
>>558298650It's kinda incredible how she just wins but I guess you can chalk it up to having no real super buffed rivals or brick races like spring tenno
>>558298571KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>558298786Go outsideRead a bookSocialize
>>558298468UMA MUSUME IS TRULY A WIT GAME
>>558298178Do global ever get gibs from pakalive?
>>558298456John cygames is adamant on using newer talents for umas
>>558299036Shit, did they announce her card as well?
>>558294401They were both in the anime, albiet one had more screen time than the other. Doesn't make it any easier to choose.
>>558298468>>>>>>they doubted witGODApologize right fucking now
>>558298964Go to a love hotelRead some erohonSexualize
Witgod released his uma tier listIt's JP though.https://youtu.be/mPfIuZ4fgeA
>>558299104It was in the stream earlier but yes
>>558298468witgod... won? wow
>>558299053We will in 4 years
>>558298456Hanakana barely does any voice work these days
>>558299104yes, she's your newest mlb or die
>ebayan won theECLIPSE awardso is the rest nowhere?
>>558299141And the new scenario card
>>558299141
>>558299076>>558299172It wasn't meant to be...
>>558299242Must pull anni banner. That said, there should be 120 free pulls at least
>Spending any carats before Forever Young
>>558299138What did he say about my Bokumanko @26:04
>>558299349for anyone thats curious, 200 pulls on anni banners after 4th anni dont produce a spark, they give a selector for every card released up to that pointso its always worth trying to MLB both cards naturally
has ebayan even raced in japan what the HECK is her career then
>>558299527>trying to hit 5 cards nattyI'm so fucked
>>558299527Gaslight or not?
>>558299369goofy critter that one
>>558299634>>558299645you always pull 600 on scenario banners so nothing really changes
>>558299589She won the Tokyo Daishouten!
nice uma cyjews.
>>558299645Not a gaslight, you get a selector ticket as the “spark” and of course you can still select the rate up cards but it also includes every card before that
>>558299527>after 4th anniGood to know. We're still on 1st anni, soon with Kitasan Black.
Currently I'm running Falco, Taiki, and Late Oguri, but I wonder if I should just give up the sovlless front battle and go for another late surger, and it might help taiki's position for SFV rather than Falco hurting it.
>>558299141 >>558299273https://youtu.be/ntG50eXbBtc?t=47
the flower spreading is so kino holy shit this better be her win pose
>>558299829yes because cygames hates global and will give them none of the QoL introduced yesterday
>>558299885I'd be happy with Spark Reroll, Spark Lock, and Auto Mode especially SPARK LOCK. Spark Locking is extremely necessary.
>>558299740And the Japan Dirt Classic
>>558299138>>558299489
>>558299885You will only get Evolved Skills for MANTBlazer and you will be happy
>>558299775>spends >600 on some shitty glasses and phone and shoes, but only $2 on pants and $65 on a jacket
So this is the meta pre-5th anni
Why is there an Am*rican horse in the game about Japanese horse racing
>>558299885300 thousand people watched the JP livestream, many of them EOPsI really wonder how Cygames will justify treating global like deep dogshit especially after Valentines
>>558300069I think its using periods instead of commas for some reason.
>>558299489She's meta.
>>558300073Gyaru bros we winning
Global was going to die but Eclipse Award Winner and honorary imam of Dubai Ebayan called it off.
>>558300069It was made by someone living in the third world so 2.500 is two thousand five hundred
>>558300073Cute boy spottedMY BRO and espo spotted
>>558300073smug in love
Fuck it, I’m gonna Sweep
>>558300073Cute Chrono
ebayan nts oil baron doujin when
>>558300103grass bros.....
>>558300073What the hell does Premium even mean?
>>558299172she had several main roles last year, and this season she's both a drunk school club advisor and the cute girl from the hero party I tried asking out
>>558300286i added burner account sweepy to my club
if horses cant throw up irl, then how do the umas react when they feel extreme disgust and nausea
Breeders cup really collabing with JP uma but cant get subs on the fucking video because Americans are xenophobic retards so here's the vid with actual translationhttps://youtu.be/w80We7Sb5YY
>>558297608Imagine getting teased and bullied by a gyaru uma. Man that would suck haha
>>558300073Donna and Orfe are washed now?
I'm a simple manIf my mutant doesn't get Dirt A AND Mile S, I stop the career right then and thereSorry not sorry, Danchou
>>558300360>What the hell does Premium even mean?Premium WIFE
>>558300360you can't ticket them.
>>558300360Cant get them with selectors
>>558300379they fucking die
>>558300360whale only
>>558300225Let me guess, its cropped out of some shitpost where some poor shit wears expensive shit but some rich shit wears lofers, clothes from a thrift store and drives a corolla, right?
>>558300390>implying the nips aren't xenophobicYou're a funny anon
>>558300390>JP channel got subs>The US one has NOTHING, not even build inSomeone was SUPER fucking lazy, or couldn't be bothered to prepare the mutts with subs encoded INTO the video
>>558300486Yeppers, exactly how I dress. Wish I drove a corolla.
>>558299879Isnt that an american horse racing tradition since all their major races award floral garlands?The classic gets chrysanthemums and the kentucky derby gets roses, cant remember what it is for the other major races
>>558299879why don't jockeys wear something like hockey gear? Its not like they weigh enough to matter and it might save them a broken rib or two.
>>558300551in America, if you are brown they will throw you into a concentration campit only makes sense to me that they would treat everything disrespectfully
you chuds are not ready for global pakatube
>>558300807Adding extra weight defeats the purpose of a horse jockey being under 60kg in weight
>>558300807jockeys are small so the horse can run faster and their back doesnt get fucked
Special Week has some of the worst careers I have ever ran
>Even more big titty hags being added>Even the "boyfaggot" uma have huge tits
>>558300818Cute Ai-chan plush. Apparently it talks too kek
>>558300613For kentucky derby its red roses.For preakness its black-eyed susansFor belmont its white carnationsThe American tiara has different flowers, not sure. I think almost all horse races have unique floral garlands for the horses.
>>558300980sexo
>>558300980hag boy sex
>>558300910>>558300949might as well take the helmet off and wear just a thong, shits not that heavy.
>>558300979My paizuriwife Takane
>>558301206>>558301206>>558301206move
>>558300963Some of the worst careers you have ever ran so far!
>>558299138
>>558280048The chorus for this song is such a banger, can't wait until the full version. Also Forever Young is super cute!
>>558284639Genuinely one of the best designs in recent memory and I think people will eventually realize that too.
>>558294245Big sisters...
>>558292693U.C. 0078
>>558298165
