The Last Awooo Edition>Latest patch:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/01-30-2026-update.102822/post-207811>Steam Page:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/>How do I git in?Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.>How do I git gud?Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.Additional Resources:>Unofficial Wikihttps://deadlock.wiki>Collection of useful character buildshttps://deadlockmeta.com/>New Player Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/edit>Advanced Movement Guidehttps://www.dlmovement.wiki/>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)https://statlocker.gg/https://tracklock.gg/>Unofficial Competitive Newshttps://www.deadfrag.com/>Unofficial Voiceline Viewerhttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Threadlocked: >>558211934
Warden
Pushing Silver's factory reset button(her cervix) until she AWOOs!
>build mystic slow and hex in vortex>stack expansion>nobody can escape your ballsit's a funny build but a single creep can ruin it by catching your humongous balls
Straight bed breaking sex with Haze.
>>558243072I love Lilah Silver. Wonderful character. Looking forward to her being developed even further.
Daughter
mina's butt
>>558243084>a guy that killed millions of Russians
>>558243238>enemy escaping back into their base>ball gets caught on one trooper>kills it>gets caught on the base guardianssucks but i love having massive balls
Sex with Venator
hero like this when
I almost never see anyone play Sinclair, and on the rare occasions I do he throws the game. Is he shit, or are his players just retarded?
>>558243320>a simple mod BTFO's all the other lewd modssometimes less is more
>Sinclair echo shard bunnies
>>558243381he is shit dont let the midwit trap fool you
>>558243160's bwc
>>558243173AWOOOOO
>>558243379Actually disgusting>faggotGirl BO is horrific
>>558243381very high skill floor, which deters the average playeralso dependent on enemy lineup if they have any ults worth stealing
>>558243238>enemy sevens have the perfect trajectory that never gets interrupted and their balls perfectly curve around corners to fucking annoying me in lane>whenever I play seven some fucking melee trooper will appear out of the ether in front of whoever I want to ball to save him
>>558243379literally graves, she's the school loser
>>558243341skill issue
>>558243341It was actually trillions, he killed all the whites so the Indians had to become the wignats
>>558243084Commie larper in the year 2026 this just shows us all how much of a brainless herd of animals the russian people are.Heil Hitler, Stalingrad should have been nuked.
>>558243289why is your daughter dating a demon?
>>558243379Paige is a fujoshi femcel and Graves is a loner goth who also smells like dirt and carries around piss jars
>>558243072Queen of /dlg/
>>558243381Extremely fucking busted but needs you to know what you're doing and that filters like 95% of the population
>>558243549>loses first war
>>558243579Love is love you bigot
>Drifter up 10k souls on me tries diving me while I have ult up>shotgun him into wall, 1shot him with ultlmao
>>558243381He's unironically overpowered because he permanently has an ultimate available but his 1 is hard to hit and his visuals and voice acting are extremely unfinished so no one plays him.
>>558243549eat shit faggot
>>558243381Both.He's one of those characters where he sucks absolute fucking ass unless you have 800 matches on hima nd are meeting the exact team that you counter (dynamo, seven and lash)
>>558243581for the last time Paige isn't a fujoshi, she is a yumejoshishe self inserts as the girl getting railed by a pack of wolves
>>558243529>the russoid fails to provide any potential positives to his existance and instead just does highly retarded and faulty nationalistic retordsas always :^)hey sasha, what's it like to shit outdoors?
>>558243654AVE MARIA AVE MARIA AVE MARIADEUS VULT
>>558242850>haven't bothered to listen to themsee, thats the problem - i did, and now i can't stand the bitch>speaking in vagueriesnigga am i supposted to write out an entire list of every line i find shitty? i stated why she's ass in very descriptive terms there's no need to write an entire thesaurus for this
>>558243843I'm wondering if Lash is a Boston-born fighter since he is an asshole and he roots for the celtics in canon.
>>558243798unfathomably based
>>558243825would a man who hates werewolves go out to drink with one?
I played onhit/ad lulu top in legolegendswhich champ should I play in deadlockI have tried out graves and she seems pretty fun
>>558243843what does this meangraves has no voice lines about the knickerbockers
>>558243972He definitely is from Boston
>>558244079Shut up
>rem wins lane and then transitions into gun rem and proceeds to lose the game I have seen this happen three times now, twice on my team and a third time on the enemy team.
>>558243654>>shotgun him into wall, 1shot him with ultyou've would've gotten a better result if you just shotgunned into wall with maxed gutshot into heavy meleehis ult sucks kinda sucks ass right now
>>558244169Because he's an asshole?
>>558243381He is this game's Rubick but his basic kit sucks compared to Rubick who has CC, damage spell + debuff and a great passive also he is gimped by the fact teams are random so you can't use him as a counter pick to heros with good ults.
>>558243654Based, Drifter mains deserve worse
>champPlease leave.
>>558243529Stalin wasn't even Russian.Russian were fools and they got tricked by him, he brought them lots of suffering and agony.
Rem is the most picked hero of the last 6, I'm worried for the future of this game
I'm convinced I'll never win another game again and continue to be a worthless burden on my team
>>558244079>>558244178yordle sexwhere's our yordle hero
Is it worth it to hit the 4.8k gun spike as Mo? I was thinking fleetfoot for faster burrows and alchemical fire for teamfights and objectives
>>558243381He's directly related to ult stealing viability. If your team has good ults he's a menace. If you don't, he's shit. He's just difficult to pilot otherwise so that basic fact gets lost in the discussion.
>>558244360no
>>558244151Most New yorkers are default knicks fans
>>558244319Are you a russian or human?
>>558244345We have this nigga
>>558244434Not even close
>>558244206Yes and the Lash is proud of his Celtics shitstomping every NBA team
>>558244203I max gutshot last, he's just too squishy to be a frontliner. He's one of the only characters in the game with no sustain or escape ability with a mid-tier HP pool
>>558244389American but with subhuman IQ
>>558244047he's Irish, the call of the whiskey is too strong
>>558244514Ah... so you are Canadian?
>>558244514that was implicit when you said american but its okay I forgive you
For me it's the 50Cent warden skin
Billy watching Tyrese Haliburton rape the knicks in back to back years
>>558242474basedRussians are fucking subhuman
*saves deadlock*
Does matchmaking ever consider hero comp when building teams?
It's over for me psychologically. I accepted that playing even a little aggressive will get my health deleted nearly immediately, which will lead to me playing extremely passively which will snowball against me
is there ever a reason to not build trophy hunter early when youre playing a support hero?
Are the servers being attacked today? I tried other online games today no problem but my first match was had net jitter out the ass
>>558243394Skirt was updated or is this old?
>>558243798kek
>>558244823Heroes are grouped into basically tank, dps, support and the matchmaker gives you 2 of each but that's very rough grouping and it ignores hero winrates so you can get some hell comps
i cant stop thinking about victor im finished
>>558244878If you're down and having to babysit your lane
>>558244878Build it on Shiv
>>558244208its really frustrating how i wanna just play rubick but they make me play this ugly ass character with an aave voice that doesnt fit, not to mention their dogshit kit
>>558244756>leaves giant rails everywhere blocking the map for everyonesounds annoying. the pounce sounds OK but forcing him to get into stance first would leave him vulnerable majority of the time
Mina Ha is addicted to bratty shota's
Melee Venator is the only character in the game I see walking up to an Abrams and straight up killing him 1v1.This shit is awesome.
>>558245137If it's any consolation, his zesty black man voice acting is likely place holder because he has literally zero interactions with other characters
does anyone have a nice, gimmicky Doorman build to follow? focused around refreshing ult
>person you were up against in lane ends up having a 20 killstreak for the entire matchThere's no worse feeling
>>558244947ACK
>>558244486I mean yeah but we don't exactly have anything like a yoddle
>>558245257That's me with Haze, even if I rape that character in lane, she still comes back and rapes my team and has 25 kills by the end of it all
Who is Seven's worse match up?
>>558244360Last I checked only 2 or 3 our of the top 10 mo bought it and the top guy didntHe just has a very narrow role so its hard to justify
>>558244486>>558245392I just need a toplane looloo in deadlock to replace legolegends until they figure out that they should remove vanguard again
>melee Venator>run around in circles like a retard trying to get an angle on the wall stun>miss them all anyway>still win the game because Venator is just that broken
>>558245458I'm thinking Apollo because he can just block your abilities
>>558245512what does she do?
>>558245235thank god
>>558245458anyone that can 1v1 him wellbasically any proper gun carry and spirit bursters (Pocket, Mina, etc.)if you get up in his face there isn't much he can do
yordle futacocks destroying men three times their height!
>playing Victor>pick cheat death and refresher>jump into the enemy with rejuv>watch them spend 5 ults on me and only take 3 of my lives hehehehe
futa ruins every character it touches
>>558245635uhhhtransforms people into critters which makes them unable to attack (so like the faceless wizard I guess)is very fasthas a shieldand has a fairy companion that attacks at the same time
>haven't seen her in games foreverWhat happened? Powercreep?
>Silver routeGood ending>Mina route Evil ending>Vyper routeJoke ending>Pocket routeFaggot fujo fan service ending
>>558245750Futa fags are worse than standard faggots because they at least admit to liking men instead of performing mental gymnastics like a tranny.
>>558245771>celeste with sinclair hex and M1 auto attack abilityno thank you
ODDS = NOT FEARED
>>558243549>naziposting with a redheaded twink
>>558245942>the secret Geist route you can pivot into from Mina
>>558245929new heroes have finally broken the haze stranglehold. mission accomplished.
>>558245959explain what's gay about a futa fucking a guy. it's a woman and a man, it's straight sex.
>>558245961also has an ultimate with a knockup that adds like 25% bonus hp and slows enemies in a radius around her
Imagine being so uncomfortable in your sexuality that the mere thought of a penis sends you into fits of rage
>>558245929Common in my pisslow lobbies
>>558245771deadlock has more in common with dota and even then there's no 1:1 hero copies, so you can pretty much forget looking for LoL counterparts.
>>558245929Easy to counter + aimbros getting filtered by the recent batch.
>>558245929she's probably the best m1gger with like 53-55% winrate at all ranks right now>what happened?Hero bans
>>558246016mfw
>>558246067>Geist cucking MinaBased
Considering that at one point my winrate on this character was 30% I'm just happy to be back near 50%
>>558245771Rem is the low skill overstatted support you are looking for.
>>558246016based as fuck, warden is the most underrated character in the game
>>558246016>wardenenjoy the nerfs nigger
https://x.com/i/status/2025609997317701942Kino alert
>>558245929She's in every single one of my shitlow games and either goes 5/10 or 20/4, no in between. I am always the only one to actually get counters against her
>>558246405
Kelvin is fucking unplayable with randoms why do they actively run away from me when I have ult up
>>558244079Mirage with ricochet
>>558246405this games fanbase is doomedneed esportfags asap
>>558245771you cant really look for looloo top in this game, because the concept of ranged top isnt possible in deadlock to begin with. just a different game at a base level, at most you can try rem.
>>558246626that is the impression I got from my 2-3 bot matches too
>>558246585Seethe prude
Drifter and Mirage having sex while Nashala watches!
>>558246194Honestly I fee like something like League's Ahri would be very fun in Deadlock but her ult would probably be busted. I would welcome her ability where she shoots out a ball that then comes back to her, that would be fun to have and Celeste would've been perfect for it.
>>558243379shut up weird incel freak
>>558246771Calm down, Fujo.This is a Yume thread.
here's how you win gamepick lashultnow they are at least 1 man downbuy cursecurse some faggotthat's 2 man down6v4 at worstit's that easy
>>558246349MANY MENWISH NERFS UPON ME
>>558246950>FujoI am a man.
Holy mother of cucked
imagine Silver coming home and mauling you for not doing the dishes
>>558246194>so you can pretty much forget looking for LoL counterparts.Alright but Haze obviously has Katarina's ult so it's not like there's 0 inspiration from it.
>>558247042Silver seems like the type who would be happy to have someone to come home to at all. Instead of walking into her dark apartment full of misery she instead gets welcomed back by her hubby. She would cherish every day her lonely existence is made brighter by her companion.
>>558247026No you're not. Statistically speaking there are 3x as many fujos as gay men, thus you have a 75% chance of being a fujo which means you're a fujo until proven otherwise.
>>558247042This then breaking up with her and leaving without saying a word!
>>558246785>>558246785Funny enough Mina felt like Ahri to me due to sanguine retreat. Fuck I wish she was in Dota was so much fun kiting people in teamfights.
>>558247026Knowing this game's playerbase, you're probably a pooner
>>558247235maybe when she's soberbut momma's had too much bourbon and those hands weren't made for bein' idle
>>558247150Nope it's single target damage, it's just windranger ult but aoe instead of lock on.
>>558245942celeste route?
>>558247041can someone explain to me why a cowboy with a 3d printed magnum builds like she's donkey kong but an old bag with a wizard arm, magic and a 44 builds like she's dirty harry?
>>558246950i want victor so bad
>Venator has a proto Mp5 with a grenade launcher attachment Based and HECUpilled
Wait a minute why the fuck don't we have any unfrozen caveman characters
>>558247042how many times could i get away with it before she realizes that i like it and i'm ticking her off on purpose tho ??
>>558247453early alpha, please understand
>>558247150this is the first time ive ever seen haze's ult being compared to katarina'sit's painfully obvious her ult comes from overwatch reaper
here's your melee deadlock hero brohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7x1rtrMMXo
>>558247301i feel like she'd cope and lie to herself saying its a load off her back to not deal with a lover anymore, only to spend 2 straight days running up a tab at Jezebels pretending she's just having a good time.
>>558247484GORDON. GANK. MY. LANE.
>>558243612queen of big sleepy cock
>>558247719>25 kill silver
>>558247452DLC for 2.99
>>558247484MYASSISHEAVYwhen are we getting a hero with a crowbar
>>558247648I've always thought of it being somewhat similar to Omnislash
>>558244631does it still function? last time i tried having mods turned on they completely broke the game, but it might have been due to the parry sound i used
>>558247648Yeah I wish it was AoE but it's already so fucking strong that would be a problem.
>>558247294Only my bf gets to see my cock>>558247356Nigga..
>>558247589Because it would step on Kelvin's toes too much, in his lore a fishing boat found him frozen in a block of ice holding the runestone he has on his back, without any memory of what happened to the expedition he led into the Arctic (most likely some Thing shenanigans happened). Him being a literal undead zombie without a beating heart isn't reflected in his design at all though, he should straight up have blue skin and look hollowed out
>>558247452Celeste is a dyke my man, not canon
>sunday>only 11 hours until i have to sleep for work tomorrow>cant play deadlock because every time i queue up my brain goes "hey you're about to time travel from 11 hours left to 10 hours left"i hate this
>>558247719Wouldn't it be funny if unsecured souls made characters fatter instead of them just being a bag haha that would be funny I think
>>558247956get a 4 day work week or at least two days in a row off nigga.
I CANNOT FOR THE LIFE OF ME SECURE ANY FUCKING KILLS IT DRIVES ME CRAZY WHAT FUCKING DEADWEIGHT I AM
>>558247459share ice cream with victor
>>558247871Yeah, been playing with like 30 mods and the only odd thing that happened is me getting stuck in animation after getting rescue beamedAnd that would've probably happened even without mods
>>558245929I've started playing her recently and absolutely rapes all my gamesShe solo kill easily and takes objective insanely fastContrary to popular belief, she's more reliant on macro than aiming given the mobility she has and how easily she can kills buildings
>>558247871Depends on the mod maker if they update for the current patch. Half the skins on the modmanager are broken atm but you gotta experiment and find the ones where they aren't t-posing.
>>558247797When he's inevitably released as a future hero
EVIL DIES TODAY
>7 kill bebop out of lane>game is functionally over at 11 minutes
>>558247956this is why saturdays are the best
>>558247648Reaper ult hits everyone, a literal whirlwindHaze ult is her shooting at specific things inside her ult, one singular thing if not leveledThey are both technically based on Katarina BUT in reality they're ALL based in WC3 Blademaster ultimate
whenever i hear a good venator on the mic he always sounds kinda special needs...
>>558248453we all have special needs
Went up against M&K and Seven in lane and it seemed like there was nothing I could do but just wait it out
>>558247871The 50 cent mod works fine for me
>>558248410Her old ult was literally reaper ult though.
>>558248618and reaper ult is just blademaster whirlwindevery single thing in hero shooters/mobas go back to either TF2 or warcraft 3
>>558248578I went up against a Mo and Rem lane and holy shit that lane combo has to be up there for "fuck you, they'll outsustain you"
>>558248578pay the jizya
>>558248453I assume most Venator players will turn out to be third worlders just like Paladins in MMORPGs for whatever reasonThe one time I heard a venator he sperged out because he afk'd for 3 minutes at start of a match, got called out for it by someone(not in a toxic way) and claimed he just went to pee
>>558243381All these replies are not from Sinclair players. Good Sinclairs are absolute fucking lane bullies and there is nowhere to hide from them.Almost nobody can out trade him in a direct gun fight early when assistant is up and if you are good with bolts hiding behind scenery wont help you against him.
Which character has the funniest death scream
>>558248698never played WC3 akshully
>>558248161if only hed show up in my games... id share anything and everything with him
just had a 2 hour long nap who should I play as?no rem, can't get him in any way
>>558248813First worlders usually don't get how passively religious most of the third world is, venator being both macho and christian is like a giant flame for moths
>>558248845Warden
>>558248845wardenTIME TO CHANGE THE W-aaarRRRGH
>>558248753Surprisingly I ended up destroying their guardian first, but it didn't matter because the entire rest of the match was just CC rape
>>558247648its obviously crystal maiden
Did Mina gave twintails during her Blackmore days?
>>558248845I really like hearing Yamato and Celeste dying.HUAAAAGH
any tips for bebop lane of i'm playing a hero that fucking sucks at confirmingif i go up to melee the creeps it's free bomb stacks for bopif i hang back and let creeps come in then that's map pressure being given upit's not unmanageable but god it feels so fucking boring
>>558248927This, and spics also love hellsing so it's a double hit.
Im literally victor irl except I cut my hy hair short and Im not tall and Im made of one person btw
>>558249087Bebop is a lane hitler if the player is even somewhat decent, don't expect to win the lane, just try to reduce your losses
>>558249087I just fucking suck at confirming no matter what
>>558249087Be a hero with built in I-frames and bully him.
>>558249087Wait for the bebop nerfs but that's about it.Bebop is so insanely tanky that he wins almost all trades and all it takes is one hook to instantly win the lane.Wasn't that big of a deal in solo lanes but when you have another retard to worry about you're fucked if the hero has any clue of what he's doing.>>558249331A good bebop will force/bait the i-frame and then shit on you.Or just swap lane.
>>558248267Out of every Valve owned IP who would be the most likely to be shoehorned in? The Gman fits the aesthetic more I think but I'm not sure how powerful he actually is so may not fit in that regard unless they go a Doorman route.
Remove Bebop's hookHook characters were a mistake
I haven't seen a proper hypercarry Seven in ages, what happened?
>>558249439ricochet heroadrian shepherd
>>558247042getting dominated is homo fantasy, you're a fag and you're not fooling anyone.
Do I play Rem, Dynamo or Kelvin today?
>>558249087Unless you're playing Silver you can't get denied as long as you learn to last hit. You can also just kill Bebop if he's hanging out in melee range waiting to bomb you, depending on what your lane comp is. He's actually pretty fucking shit in lane but low ranks are scared so they don't punish his bad positioning. He can't move and he has a giant hitbox, just shoot him.
>>558249475le wholesome knockdown
>>558249475spirit carries are not a thingeven seven has to build gunand everyone in the game is a gun carry
>>558249574Bro, your Victor?
I've noticed that when a game goes poorly it's inevitably the brawler players who take all the blame even though they have no choice but to go in and thus will always have a worse K/D as the match goes on than any character that can play far back
>>558249574>spirit carries are not a thingI wish they were
>>558244208>He is this game's Rubick but his basic kit sucks compared to Rubick who has>CC, damage spell + debuff and a great passive>Giant rabbit circle, Double magic missile, Doppelganger position switching>sucksok
>>558249574lol
>>558248927Only muzzies and Amerigroids get hyped up over the performative religious shit shit, though, and arabs don't play videogames that much.
>>558249628stop trying to make victor workthe girls only like him because he is pitiful
>>558249439very early aperture science employee or robot that uses the gels in their kit that i''d think would be fun to boost and then bounce off buildings
>>558243289-wife
is venator shit or im shit, i cant make this hero work, i can get positive kda and top farm, but it always feels like its impossible to carry teammates with him
>>558249691yea his kit is fine, I think the bolt is probably the strongest nuke in the game
>>558249865>he cant click heads
>>558247324Dash characters are fun in general, Apollo doesn't really hit the same for me.Damn I wish they'd just a character that copied Ahri's orb and ult.
>>5582494751. His gun isn't conductive to stacking the usual gun damage boosts due to way burst fire works in Deadlock2. His damage is dependent on 3, which has gotten nerfed3. His ult outside of the first 10 minutes just sucks4. He needs as much farm as Victor/Wraith but has far less impact in a carry roleI did try to make the *actual carry* build work, but every time I kept asking myself why am I not playing Fern or Haze insteadI typically just build around ball, and then transition more into 3 with MM and other gun/spirit hybrid itemshe has very good consistent damage, but can't instagib people like an actual hard carry can
>>558243394someone make this but with Paige
I'm new to the party since all the apollo players I saw were the ones going 1/11 in my lane but he really is amazing annoying to play againstMost generous hitboxes I have ever seen in a game which has a fair amount of them
>>558249475The fact that there's better carries but his kit is already insanely fucking strong so he's perpetually an amazing pick in any non perfectly coordinated lobby/non pro.
>>558249497>Adrian Shephard Based Opposing force enjoyer
>>558247843naaah, omnislash is all about jugg jumping from target to target hit after hit. reaper's (and haze's) ult is about slowly moving while mowing down everything around you (well in theory a single target but a fed haze just guns everything at once)>>558248410i think her ult could be better telegraphed as single target fire by making her guns point towards the target in all of her dance poses, rather than just everywhere around at once
>>558249985Keep in mind this is the NERFED range, I could literally miss a hero by like 2-3 mo and krills of distance and still hit them before nerf which wasn't even that huge.I hate this fucking company.
>>558249865he's balanced, but he isn't easy to hyper carry with like haze is.
>>558249763sure thing
>>558249217>Im made of one personHow would you know?
>>558249439They should bring that sex squirrel from Dota2.
How do you confirm kills with Geist?
>>558249217So you're victor without his 3 good qualities...
>>558250532lol
>>558250306I suppose I can never be certain>>558250539his greatest quality is his heart of gold...
>>558250532Click 'eads.
>>558250497>lusting after HoodwinkAnon...
I hope when they do the VNs there is more tsundere moments between Apollo and Graves.
>>558250532bomb them
ALL I ask from Valve is to NEVER add a fuckass character like Demoman, Junkrat or Squirrel Girl. FUCK braindead bomb spam characters.
>>558250532I used to buy like 4 movement items but they nerfed that so Idk
>>558249497>M1 is the SMG secondary fire is him shooting a grenade from the grenade launcher>Melee is the wrench>First Skill is the spore launcher secondary fire>2nd skill is his barnacle grapple grapples to any surface while keeping your momentum from dashing Shephard can also grapple into enemies dealing damage>3rd skill is the shock roach each projectile hit shreds armor and slows down enemies>ult is the displacer canon which you can either fire at an enemy to deal massive spirit damage or use it to teleport around the map in a limited radius maxed out it allows you to teleport you and one teammate around the map
Meraamus or Saxton Hale
holy fuck when will they nerf the retarded fucking monkey called silver?
>>558249497>>558250067That would be a funny addition. Instead of Gordon or any actual main character from Half-Life coming to Deadlock, G-Man dumps Shephard into Deadlock via the multiverse.What would his abilities be? His ult should be the displacer cannon sending someone to Xen like Doorman's ult but it's a ranged shot and can be used on yourself to escape danger and heal up or something. Spore Launcher pet thing can be his bouncy grenade style ability.
>>558250861Comparing Kinoman with Redditrat and Fat Girl should be a federal offense
>>558250724I hope they get broken by Abrams.>>558250910That Gearbox trash isn't canon, though.
playing against a rem that knows to steal enemy sinner's is fucking miserable
>>558250959When you learn to play
>>558250861so checkpoint spammers? only aware of demoman, what do the other two nobodies do
>>558250861Demoman is fun fuck you
5 games in a row i had to lane against a rem im so tired
>blessed melee VenGod put me on this Earth to throw hands.
>>558251049basically the same thing
>>558250990>>558251091Yeah but I knew if I left him out people would bitch that I left out the OG.>>558251049They quite literally just chuck bombs into chokes or points and thats all. No skill involved, not interesting characters, nothing. Junkrat essentially has an ult like Gray Talon's but it's a tire and Squirrel Girl has 2 moves literally.
Every time you complain about Silver just know you're admitting to being worse than someone in initiate (me)
>>558251091KABEEEWM
if you silence a silver who's about to enter wolf forms can he still press 4 to immediately enter?
>>558250673It just seems like even landing headshots I do almost no damage
>>558244756too overwatch in that the spells are too self-contained in how the player uses them. Explosive jumping this guy has Not
>>558251390Nope. But it pops automatically after the timer of course.
My bros invited me to play Deadlock but I have zero experience with MOBA or hero shooters.How does this game work? I've watched a few replays but I have no idea what is going on on how people determine what they're supposed to be doing.
>>558251595Dumb doroposter
>Storm Spirit with no Mana >Necrophos ult in Deadlock in late game with it's old fuck you here's an extended death timer ability
>>558243072Silver goes to bars and tries to pretend she's not easy until you get some liquor in her and then she's practically dragging you out by your collar to fuck you senseless in the back of your own car. And if you ever make the mistake of giving her your number you'll get drunk texts and booty calls everytime she's drinking alone, which is often.
>>558251595there's a new player guide in the op you should look at. hero shooter just means you pick a character with sets of skills and passives and a moba is just rts where you control 1 character(usually). there's too much to really go over in one reply.
>>558251484kekked
>>558251710I just realized those marks on her leg are cutting scars that "girlfailures" like to do instead of cutting themselves in a place where it hurts.
>>558247648it was originally from Vanna or w/e they called her, the Diablo 3 demon hunter character expy, from Heroes of the Storm which came out a year before Overwatch but no one played it and everyone played OW
>>558251431Build problem, rush hollowpoint weakening headshot after lane items.
>>558251710Then a week later you find out she's carrying a litter of pups inside her womb and she talking about how they need their daddy in their lives
Slowing hex literally doesn't do dick to Apollo>Slowing hex him bro!>Parries and travels so far away you can't possibly catch him anyway
>>558251710false. She knows BSC is the only thing that can rut her good.
>>558250974Teleporting around the map for easy backdoors while being an M1 should be his main gimmick
>>558251912My kids now
>>558251917Genuinely and unironically git gud. Throw slowing hex at him when he starts casting his 3, he'll get one shot off, likely won't be able to hit 2 because he'll be during his 3's animations and then it'll cancel his 3 cast and put it on cool down when the hex runs out. If he still gets away with his 2 when all of his other abilities are disabled or on cool down then that's on you.
>>558251595Step 1 : shoot creeps and orbs in lane and don't feedStep 2 : If there is a creepwave near you go kill it and push that lane until you dont feel safeStep 3 : Kill jungle camps nearby if you can push a lane or break boxesStep 4 : Do not start or join fights that are not for an objective (guardians don't count, only walkers and mid boss or base)You are now better than most people in the bottom 3rd of mmr
>>558252182>Throw slowing hex at him when he starts casting his 3>He just 3s again because the netcode in this game is dogass tier and nothing you see on your screen is actually happening when the server says it is
>>558251917>ParriesSkill issue
Here is your Valve assigned elo terrorist for the match
>>558251917Focus on improving mechanics if you can't kill him under the effects of slowing hex while he doesn't have a lead that's like 20k souls.
>>558249876yea he shits out damage
>>558252314Stupid wolf
>>558252227>Step 4 : Do not start or join fights that are not for an objective (guardians don't count, only walkers and mid boss or base)NTA but what if my teammate is in a 1v1 and I could turn it into a 2v1 and take the other guy's souls
>>558251917If you slowing hex him in the middle of the dashes it doesn't stop him so he can finish itBy the time he finishes it the cooldown has like 4-5 seconds left He can still parry it tooIn order for slowing hex to do anything you'd need it on multiple people and you'd need the apollo to be insanely out of positionHe can also debuff remove it while casting the dashes so through parry AND debuff remover you'd need at least 3 slowing hexes and then for him to be out of position.Good luck
I am so fucking tired of retards feeding Apollo the fuck up in lane and then they don't buy slowing hex/knockdown so I have do to it and of course one isn't fucking enough because he's fed
>forced 50 isn't rea-
What do you do as Doorman?
>>558252459Joining fights that you can tell you have a clear advantage going to is fine. How much you should be looking for ganks is also a bit dependent on what hero you are playing too though. Most noobs get sucked into the endless midlane brawl over and over though because they think they need to help their team, don't do that.
>>558252507>If you slowing hex him in the middle of the dashes it doesn't stop him so he can finish itso in other words it's useless because every apollo just opens up their attack with 3 from across the world since it has the hitbox of a bus
>>558252635open doors
>>558252507what's your rank
>>558252587I've gotten celeste and graves way more then Ven, how fucking popular is this guy?
>>558252587Grey Talon players always deserve to lose.
>>558252805I play Gun GT which is based althoughbeitever
dead game
>>558252709Ascendant 1 right now after a bad streak, normally around asc 3-5Not like it matters because I could be an E6 abrahams player and you'd still debate it
>>558247042you faggots love to associate the best characters with the cringiest shit ever
Sisters, why is Rem so perfect as an orange cat analog curled up next to Victor?
>>558252928>Best characters>Silver
>>558251091You're not supposed to have fun
>>558251870Really? So the Deathy recommended builds are just shit then?
Just downloaded the game, and ran a couple bot matches first as Graves then Mina. How the fuck do I jungle? The neutrals take forever to clear and one random camp with 3 eyeball guys almost killed me. I was forced to retreat after only killing one of them.
This game kinda fucking blows to learn man. I've got like 10 games under my belt, picking a character for the first time, and get absolutely skull fucked. Constant denies, vc coordinated engages, jungle perma farmed. Check enemies profiles after the game, they all have like 100+ matches. Surely I'm not the only new player, right? It's like every match atp
>>558253089all of them are at least decent
>silver feeds apollo>gun paige flaming me>drifter blaming me for feeding apollo>had 3 deaths (im victor)>just wanted to farm lanes and jungle >blamed for not joining in fights>they all had 5+ deaths>soul gap was 10k+ >they kept forcing fightswhy
counter-specific items are worthless, slowing hex is worthless, disarming hex is worthless, knockdown is worthless, rebuttal is good, counterspell is good
>>558253093new player experience is kind of fuckedare you queueing with other people? because that certainly does it
>>558253090Jungle camps come in easy medium and hard flavors. You were probably trying to kill the hard camp which needs more items and levels to kill quickly.Generally you just shoot them and spam low cd abilities to kill them. They are just soul sacks designed to be slapped at this point in the games development.
>>558253093Just keep losing and it'll even out.
>>558253263Nah solo>>558253393Wouldn't be such a big deal if games weren't regularly over an hour long. Can't even FF
>>558253090what >>558253291 saidalso, with mina, ALWAYS be sure to last hit the creeps with rake (1), the healing you receive will outheal any dmaage they deal to you. healing with rake is part of what makes mina such a lane hitler - if you don't finish her off she autowins every trade since she can slink to a jungle camp or minion wave and instaheal to near full
How does a retarded nigger end up 0-12 as haze, I gave 40 minutes of space to farm to this nigger as Silver, and he couldn't even make a single play or carry the game
>>558252906EU or NA
>>558253481I keep posting Uma shit here by mistake, FUCK
>>558253236>VictorSimply keep farming lane and your side of the jungle and ignore everyone and pray.
>>558253571holy
>>558252635he's a clipfarm character only. you should only play him when you want to bully low ranks or go for plays that look cool but dont serve much purpose.
>Rem says GLHF>Rem is the first to rage quitVery cool, super fun.
>>558249865Build order for this dude is insanely important I've found. Like if you build 1 or 2 items wrong/out of order he becomes completely fucking useless.He also gets utterly cucked by mid-range heroes who can just stay away from him and never fight CQC
>not one explicitly black male herounironically we need woke back asap
>>558253093if you are in Initiate - tough shit, as it's smurf land
>>5582526351. push lane by spamming bells. Once they get pushed back to their guardian, put door behind/above them and harrass even harder until they die. If you lose lane, fish for the cheesy cart+door into your guardian combo2. place door inside the rope-room that connects the power-rune bridge, then farm all enemy sinners. The second someone tries to stop you, door out and start again/push a lane/ult a cunt in a gank3. buy vortex, win teamfights with your poor man's Black Hole by stunning 3-4 enemies into a wall every time. Always make sure you have an escape door set up so you can leave if things go bad.congratz you just auto-won as doorman up until oracle
>>558251710Except shes gay and wouldnt hook up with randoms anyway, stop projecting your moidpenis psychology onto her.
>>558254161glhf is for fake chill guys
I sexualize all the men in this game.
>>558249865>>558254234Games go pretty well for me if I can get humans for teammates instead of 1-3 2/18 bots that I tend to get a lot.Lately I've been trying melee into a more traditional gun build, Melee Charge, Cultist Sacrifice, Point Blank, Life Strike, Weighted Bullets then more gun items.
why is bebop's ult on a 5 second cooldown
>>558254723even mcginnis?
>>558254438I mean Infernus pretty much is in every way that matters. He's even a U.S citizen. And he isn't completely lame either
>>558251710that's not even her retards
Nerf all new characters
>>558255147no, this game is exclusive for chads only
>>558254880She's a woman
Why did they remove animation cancelling on abilities like hyper beam and burrow
>>558255178fucking knew it
>>558255219haha sure buddy
>>558255052Except Venator of course
>>558254161I've never seen anyone chill type "glhf" and the dudes that typed "gr" (good round) in overwatch were always super toxic.
>>558254438Infernus is spiritually a black male, just as Abrams or Apollo are spiritually white.>what does that even meanYou get it or you don't, it's that simple.
I've been taking a guess as to who will win based solely off the amount of gun leaning heroes upon loading in. Over about 50 matches and my prediction accuracy rate is above 80%. My rank is Ascendant btw before you say anything. Why do people pretend like gun isn't superior in nearly all aspects over spirit? The only thing I think of that spirit beats out gun in is burst damage. Gun does better at everything else, better scaling, better dps, better obj shred, significantly more uptime etc. Guns even have better items. If you have a spirit heavy team people will say "just win faster" as if you don't take much longer to destroy objectives therefore giving the gun heavy team more time to scale. I'm not saying its impossible I'm just saying it is so much easier to win with gun than anything else and I don't think its close at all.
Why does Celeste's ult need to bounce 18 times exactly? Why should it's CD be refunded partially? Any reason it should bounce 8 miles as well? Does she really need to be in the sky at all times?
I just don't even understand air strafing. I try to do it when I use a wind transporter thing and I don't feel like I got where I was going any faster.
>>558255965why shouldntve
>>558255895This thought process is pretty common even though I think it's silly. Like Knuckles and Piccolo being black. Infernus is a black guy in every way but race so he makes sense though.
alright im a new player with not great ping - i was really struggling with just trying to be an m1gger but then i picked up graves and the autoaim made me realize im probably just shit at aiming. what other characters should i play if my aim is not great?
C&C
>>558256202I started Cute and Canon™ posting you need to credit me when you use it.
>>558256192abrams and kelvin
ted k hero when
Stop playing Silver unless you want to end up like this
Please remove eletric slippers from the game, every time i get this fuckass item i know i lost the match because the enemy team got a legendary that is undoubtedly infinitely better
>>558256475>end up like thisPlaying Grey Talon?
>>558255965yea
>there are retards still playing street brawllul
>>558256192MoKrill, Rem, Paige
>>558256475>Erm... Awooo...
>>558256586its good fun
>>558255965desu the refund is the only thing I'd change about the ult.
>>558256487I won the last time I got slippers in round 5 and I was playing gun sinclair. Other team had prism blast on a grey talon.I was untouchable and gunned down 3 of them mostly by myself
>>558256475....deathy?
>>558256807Yeah but then you get slippers on a spirit character and its basically just +2 stamina
>>558256586>quick 15 min matches vs drawn out 40+ min matches where you know which team is gonna win by minute 5
>>558249865Venator's gun has horrible spread
>>558256881If you reroll a legendary you get another legendary. Dont waste your reroll in round 4 or 5
>>558256475The "Man dressed as Woman" stuff stopped being funny once Trannies became so widespread, now it just makes me deeply concerned about their mental health.
>>558256586It's fun and you don't get fucked by RNG any harder than the normal mode.
Does matchmaking take longer because it skips the rooftop pregame fill now? I kind of miss it
>>558256837she goes by zesty now
Phantom Strike really deserves nerfs, Abrams and Mo & Krill wouldn't be nowhere near as bullshit if it wasn't for it.
>counterspell doorman ult mid cast or whatever>stuck for the full duration even if i get to the door but take 0 damagehow the fuck does this work
How would you make Shadow Weave and appealing item
>>558252587
How would you make Shadow Verse an appealing card game
I ship Wraith with LashI ship Wraith with WardenI ship Wraith with Kelvin
>>558257670By removing veil walker
>>558257396PS should be a skill shot.
>>558257670already is, meta slaves just haven't caught up yet. >>558257747revert 95% of expansions
Why are all these new characters so braindead easy to play?
>>558257864then how come you don't like them?
>YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE MESSED WITH-ACK
Need a character with an RNG kit like Ogre Magi
KEEP AN EYE ON THE B-aOWWGH
>insanely good match intro>9 times out of 10 it gets ruined because some fag pauses the gameholy fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
IT'S OYLL IN DA WRIS- AAAAAaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
Gathering time
Can someone give me a retards rundown for Paradox wall?So it says it "stops time" for enemy bullets, is that just fluff wording or does it actually mean that the bullets will continue after the barriers time runs out? Or do they simply get slowed by the wall and continue flying like normal 0.5s after hitting it?
>>5582576703200 so you can get it for midgame more reasonably (Nerf the stats as needed, obviously).
>>558258395It delays projectiles passing through it for x seconds
Counterspell needs to be 6400.
>>558258395It blocks them
>>558258230Imagine her handjob game.
>>558257670I only build it on melee vindicta.
Paradox
Will rank save deadlock?
>>558258486I honestly agree.
>>558258489>>558258485
>2k hours>still 50/50 winrate
https://gamebanana.com/mods/655209
>>558258391and the shittiest ult award goes tooo
>>558258486Too many cancerous things in this game for that to be the case, if anything I wish it was 1600.
>>558258968Lame, wheres the Rarity or Twilight recolor
>>558258862that's how games should work
TORMENT PULSE SHOULDNT KNOCK YOU OF OFF ZIPLINE FUCK OFF!!!!!
FOR THE DJINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
>>558258968That's cute
>install the nude mina mod(lingerie edition)>get into game>mfw mina has gigantic asscheeks with over the top jiggle physics10/10would laugh again
Paradox's bullet drop should curve upward instead of downward.
>>558259203only gun should knock off the line just to make drifter, paige, and apollo seethe
>>558259204>doesn't explode after teleporting with his ultshit game
Why do people act surprised when they lose roughly half of their games when the matchmaking pairs you with people on similar skill level? it's the mathematical proof that it is working.
>>558259240this would be unironically kino wtf
I'm so fucking bad I hate myself so fucking much
>>558259330Funny because I'm getting stomped in Arcanist. Please just slit my fucking throat
I do not think I am smart enough to even understand how or what I am supposed to do in the basic framework of the game as I have no previous MOBA experience.
>>558259440you'll be bad for a long time so better get used to it
I just don't get doorman man all of his abilities feel useless
>>558259637look at your map, push lanes, take objectives, sometimes ignore your idiot teammates bad calls
But Krill? He monke.
>>558259724this except if your team of 5 idiots is doing something together, you should join them most of the time
When playing support should you intentionally leave a lane the carry is farming in to let them get solo xp?
how can i spectate my nigger friend that is offline on steam?
>>558259330>when the matchmaking pairs you with people on similar skill levelI can say with confidence the people getting 15+ deaths are not on my similar skill level
>>558259685You genuinely need to have 110 IQ or higher to play doorman
>>558259637dont die. stay in your lane, kill creeps, push the walker, buy items.but most importantly, dont die.
graves age?
>feed 12 kills to the enemy carry in lane>"let them end"Valve should give me a button that lets me telefrag these people
>>558259637in my expirience dotatards are the most stupid and uselless faggots those and the retards in a party who can't check if they're getting the same lane in settings so now they have to pause it and begging for a swap only to get 0-6 each in 11 minutes
>>558259637if you're close to 30 its over. you cannot learn the moba genre and eventually play at a decent level past a certain age
>be rem>sleep bebop who just ulted>beam doesnt stop???
Celeste probably has like 80%+ winrate in street brawl
>>558260072>t. hero shooter player crying that they died 1v6 because they couldn't check the minimap
>>558260137thank you for playing sinclair 2
>>55825998418, thankfully
>>558260137Yeah? That's how sleep has always worked.
>>558260243that's stupid as hellit should interrupt his ult
>>558259984>some lich beats you to grooming the goth high schoolerlife comes at you fast...
>>558260081>if you're close to 30 its overI am 38 years old
Is not dying important? Like, if my team is ass and we are getting raped, should I be proud that atleast I'm not throwing myself in useless fights?
>>558260215Too young
I got MVP for this game
>>558259836If you can find something better to do like stealing enemy jungle or something then sure. 2 people in 1 lane is worth more souls to the team total than 1 though so being in the lane sometimes isnt griefing them either
>>558259431Posted it on the forums, I geuss we'll see.
For once, I wasn't the weak link.
>>558260072>in my expirience dotatards are the most stupid and uselless faggotsdotards climb faster than shooter fags simply by splitpushing, which requires almost no mechanical skill
I saw some streamer freak out over their chat going "woah wtf" when he said Graves was hot and he did the whole "well I'm only like 3 years older than her"... dude who the fuck cares? They're not fucking real and she's 18 anyways. What is with people nowadays?
>>558260476>shivtake my shit down your throat faggot, no skill
>>558260476I do this shit with bebop. Stand stark still on top of the bridge and just hold down laser beam because theyre too afraid of getting hooked
>>558260387Not dying is very important as long as you're still doing stuff
tfw the entire match hinges entirely on whether you are able to get multiple kills in a teamfight and walk away with your life
>>558259984Thirteen, she got into HS early while Apollo got in a bit late so he's 19.>>558260294No, dudes OP as fuck.
>>558257019makes me wonder how many dudes i know might be secretly into that stufffeels like The Thing but irl, bonechilling to consider
Favorite ship?
>>558260720Theseus
>>558260387It is important, but not the most important thing. If you lost a game where you only had 0/1 deaths you probably did something wrong (namely you probably spent most of the game on your side of the map)
>>558260720Bismarck
>>558260720Graf Spee
>>558260720The LollypopIt's a good ship
I can't imagine someone turning on a game like this and being like "You know what, I want to play as Sci-Fi Aunt Jemima"
>>558260720me x venator
>>558260720ijn mogami
>>558248845that one high pitched vindicta scream. It's so short it sounds like she got instantly vaporized by something right after she saw it.
Mirage just rapes low elo games.
LET ME OUT
>>558260720me x victor
>>558258968>character is a unicorn>deer/goat legs
>>558260720russians/EU
>>558261093Mirage is one of few heroes that can hard carry any lobby
>>558261123maybe you should try another mystic
>>558261123Jesus Christ bro, what build are you doing?
>>558261138Paige…
Apollo son or Graves daughter
>>558260720Chupacabra
>>558261180Gun frenzyA couple games I really drop the ball but usually I end up mediocre while some other chucklefuck really runs it down sexual style
>>558260720Americans/Israelis cock
Archon is the most fun I've had in this game.It's a good mix of people who are good and people who suck, but most people don't have a huge fucking ego yet because it's still not a high rank. It was so much fun.I'm in Phantom now and it's 100% the rank where most people are still pretty fucking bad but think they're Gabe's gift to the lobby. I have never witnessed so much autistic team infighting from shitters
>>558261254paige cant love victor like me
>>558260612At least I got some clips out of this.
Graves sweaty feet after completing the ritual
>Silver>amazing design>amazing gun feel>shit ass looking ultimate that also has unfinished animationswhy
>>558261571Sorry, she exclusively fucks Ixian men
>>558261528
>>558261494You "gays" are so pathetic
Threadly reminder to try siphon bullets on venator
>>558261736>gay
>>558261295apollo son!
why are supports like rem and paige allowed to just shit out damage like crazy in lane? Rems gun dps is fucking insanely high for no reason
>>558261843Moments before apollo gets mating pressed
>>558261153that horse wants to fuck
>>558260720
>Apollo can parry Seven UltThis fucking cocksucking strawberry motherfucker is the worse
MINAHA
>>558261487ascendant isn't much better, it's full of hateful unemployed people
>>558261914trvthke
>>558261843me on the right
Does melee venator play more like an m1 or a brawler?
>>558262657ability spammer obviously
>>558261487>Having a bad game earlier in Phantom>Getting flamed by our Geist for being shit at the game>They are 1/9
>>558262784hell hath no fury like a feeding deadlock player
i just wanna play deadlock but my brain always guilt trips me into thinking it's a waste of time
>get fed as mina>still deal 0 damage when the lategame comesThey really need to remove the cooldown on lovebites, it pretty much gimps your main source of gun damage as a spirit-type hero in the long run.
>>558261487Everytime I've dipped in phantom I've gotten games where the enemy team and most of my team play like they're units in an RTS game controlled by a bot. Every build is the most standard shit, with minimal to no adaptations. Every always sticks to their side of the map and never takes 1v1 fights even if they're up souls. In lane they'll go for every deny and never melee, and if I got low, they would never dive, just slowly poke from far away. There's an arbitrary line when split pushing where they'll collapse on you, but before that you're almost completely safe since they'll poke instead of hard commit.It's such a weird limbo purgatory dimension of deadlock and I dread ranking up and having to play with those people again.
>>558262880everything is a waste of time if you fall in this trap
>game shoves me in a server 3,000 miles away>forced to lane against melee viscousgo fuck yourself yoshi
>>558262923That could be the t5, honestly I think spellbreaker just needs a nerf. It deletes so many spirit based heroes.
>>558262923i think you're just badSincerely ~ Another bad player
>>558261843Die and burn faggots
>>558261843SODOM WILL BURN
>Rem+Abrams lane
>>558262923Not every character should be strong in late game, especially when they are so powerful early on. Almost all spirit characters start strong and fall later on, late game is the gunners time to shine.
>>558263086>>558263330*makes out with you and frots our cocks together*
>>558263373>late game is the gunners time to shineSPIRIT HEROES DON'T SCALE...?WHO DECIDED THAT?
>>558263373Gun fucks shitup midgame or hell lane too after a couple 1600s. Most burst spirit all get deleted by spellbreaker while consistent spirit like seven melts.
>>558263517That's why I said "almost"Characters with sustained spirit damage like Victor and Seven are powerful late game, but they also start weak like most gun carries.
>>558262746Wrong
It bothers me every time, but could somebody explain me what expect retards who report me when I'm playing bad because I'm bad?
>>558260137I've been put to sleep as kelvin while beaming and it stays up but I can't aim it. I have to walk around trying to line the enemy up in the direction I was already looking. The rem that put me to sleep was visibly scared by it and jumping around like crazy, which was funny.
>>558263613Haze is not fucking weak early.
>>558260720shiv x vindicta
>saw an Apollo die because he was using macro and couldn't just spam 3 to run away fasterdo apollo fags really?
WHY AM I AS HOLLIDAY THE LANE JANNY IN FUCKING ORACLE 5 ARE YOU RETARDS THIS BAD AT THE GAME
I did it... I got to eternus 1... time to lose it next match
>>558262978so how do you escape?
>>558264142who do you play the most
>>558258395go into training mode, control a dummy, put up the wall and shoot at it, stand there, and check if you get shot
>>558264190Abrams, Mo, Ivy and Victor in that order. I've gotten some real fucking stinker matches with abrams though where my teammates were actual troglodytes so I've been doing more Mo and Victor. The match where I got to eternus was abrams though.
>>558264187good question kid
>>558262961yes this is what you should do in pub games always. you can't rely on teammates to ever play properly so everyone should play safe as to not feed away advantages to the enemy team, even if you're ahead. if you're ahead, play safe and stay ahead, gradually win the match. if you're behind, play safe and wait for the enemy to screw up so you can take the lead.this is why pro games will generally take longer even if they "could" win earlier, and it's why only pro teams should play riskier if they're behind because they have the coordination to make those risky plays work, unlike your shitty teammates who will fuck up many little things and likely make everything worse.>>558263951he still pauses and moves backwards even when flawless advancing forward
>>558263824this is a team gamethe team's fun is more important than your own funyou cannot reliably prove that you were playing bad because you were bad, instead of doing it out of spite of your teamtherefore it's safer to assume you were doing it intentionally to ruin the fun of your teammateshope this helps
>keep playing Venator because I love his design>every games feels like an absolute slog until I buy enough items>play literally any support>have fun the entire match since I don't need items to have impact in the game
>>558263896>Haze is not fucking weak early.Compared to Mina and GT, she isHaze is also a bit of an outlier in being not quite a gun carry like the others, Haze in high elo is used more like a pick assassin that surprise rapes people with dagger + silence + ult, which is why she is so hated (with reason). A carry Haze is much easier to shut down than the proper gun carries because she isn't as agile or tanky as the other carries.
>>558264460>he still pauses and moves backwards even when flawless advancing forwardno he doesn't? the fuck are you talking about, he dashes in the direction you are moving before the stab, that includes dashing forward
>>558264637wow you just explained the difference between carry and support gameplay congrats
>losing streak in fucking AlchemistI should just quit this game and kms
>>558264790at those low ranks winning or losing is decided by disconnects and leavers, not actual skill
>>558264790caring about your rank in a game that clearly doesn't care about yours is a recipe for unhappinessjust play the game, try to find joy in the losses, and you'll have a better time
>>558260720graves x hand
how 2 play mirage early game?he doesnt have anything so i just get pushed into my tower and die
>Lose 3 games>Rank increases???
Graves fanart
>>558264887There are no disconnects or leavers>>558264894The problem is I'm just so fucking incompetent and worthless. The inability to even learn. It sucks knowing how much if it is me being so fucking bad I ruin the game for my team. I can't even do the bare minimum in playing the game.
>>558264946what are you buying?
>>558265156uhhhhhhhhhsome survival and spirit items into richochetit feels good once i get ricochet
>>558265124it takes time my friend. growth and learning is a process and sometimes it takes some painjust keep at itor if it really brings you no joy no matter what you do, there's no shame in dropping the game and finding something else that makes you happy
>>558264687>Compared to Mina and GT, she isThey also rape non gun carries and are just opressive in general, it really feels like you are trying to shoehorn things into a nice little list when the reality is far more nuanced.>Haze in high elo is used more like a pick assassin that surprise rapes people with dagger + silence + ultThat's exactly how she is played in Archon lobbies so I don't fucking get what your point is here. Even noobs quickly figure out that's how you play her, it's not complicated.
>>558265242I can't get good at anything. And it makes me feel like dying.
>>558264946>how 2 play mirageyou don't
>retarded nigger lane ALWAYS feeds mina/drifter and never does anything to counter their roamingRealistically what can you do here
>>558265124>The problem is I'm just so fucking incompetent and worthless. The inability to even learn.Are you dedicating time to learning or are you just floundering and wondering why you aren't passively getting better?You can't be better if you don't know what you're doing wrong anon, watch some high elo games where the player talks about why they make choices, write notes about things you want to remember
>>558265416is there such a thing as being fed?how important is skill vs items compared to say ow which is pure skill
>>558265416anon dont you know its a team game and you are the common denominator for 3 people on your team combining for 0-35 you stupid fucking little chud
so as someone new to mobas, basically if you lose early game the enemy team gets to snowball and you can't come back, so you're forced to do basically nothing for 20 more minutes?
>>558265296i have been there, just gotta keep at it, anonchin upsorry if this seems like a plattitude but it is genuine and sincere
>>558247484Other people noticed what you noticed.https://youtu.be/86QwSIy4Jv4?si=Ne73hJ9fl14lptLv
>>558265713there are comeback mechanics regarding soul farming rates, urns, etc.if someone gets fed you either need team coordination to squash it early or team coordination to avoid enemies and take objectives while catching up with comeback percentagesits a team game
>>558265021I like it, it's a cute style.
>>558265416>Realistically what can you do hereEuthanize, play different game after loss to calmdown and requeue. Shitters think *every* game is winnable but the reality is that some are just unnwinnable not even the nr1 player in the world could win that match. That's just how mobas are, the best you can do is be really fucking good, and consistent so that you win the majority of your games and quit when you start getting chain unwinnable matches back to back.
Why are Rem players so obsessed with running into the jungle and getting caught out of position so they can contribute nothing to their team
>>558265607I've watched a lot of videos, but it's different in practice. And if I'm a brainless retard, should I really even trust my own judgment when it comes to what I'm doing wrong? That too is probably wrong, because I'm failing at the bare fucking minimum that 80% of people have no problem with.
how do you tell a teammate to just play safe and try not to feed morei swear to god people get so tilted when they die in lane and keep being aggressive ot get "revenge" and just make matters worse
Just played with a Rem who just suicidally fought all laning phase and never healed me, they need to nerf that pillow so they can actually play support.
>>558265713>so as someone new to mobas, basically if you lose early game the enemy team gets to snowball and you can't come back, so you're forced to do basically nothing for 20 more minutes?If they are very good, yes, but thankfully most people are very bad and it's just a matter of waiting for them to make a mistake and capitalising on it. i.e. Greedily pushing mid walker without rejuv when your playing Lash.
>>558266085faggot support players will disagree with me, but giving that pillow ANY amount of good damage at any point in the game was a retarded design choicelittle guy should be a menace with a teammate, but a useless faggot otherwise
How do you even play safe when diving is pretty much free after a couple of minutes? You can even dive a walker and get out unscathed.
>>558266056"Hey can you try and play a bit more safe/stay behind me"Of course, you might be saying this to a nigger with an overstimulated amygdala so he'll get mad at you, but you can try.
>>558266056You just watch them die repeatedly while building monsterrounds+greens, report them for griefing and pray someone else on the team gets just as free a lane.
>>558265271Both things you said just further reinforce my point.>They also rape non gun carries and are just opressive in general...And thus they are weak later in the game as a tradeoff.>That's exactly how she is played in Archon lobbies so I don't fucking get what your point is here.Further proof that Haze isn't a proper gun carry, as she is not as strong as other gun carries later in the game.Again, the main point is that characters shouldn't be strong in all stages of the game, especially a character like Mina that is so opressive early. The true outliers to that are Abrams (potentially top 1 character in the game), Mirage (weirdo) and Warden (not quite as broken as Abrams, but up there).
what is the most polite way to say "stop inting right into the enemy carry by invading their jungle because you were bored for 20 total seconds despite you already being 1-11 you fucking mongoloid" please and thanks
>>558266220have you PLAYED with the average player? you try to give them polite advice and they get pissed at you>>558266250i guess that's all it can be. but i also get really demoralized when my other lanes feed hard when i get a good lane. and it's always some hyper carry enemy lane that gets fed while my lane is like a support and a soft carry. at least im smart enough to rotate once i can leave my lane partner alone to farm (too many players who won lane don't do this and keep autistically staring at their starting lane like they're forced to be there)
Who names their daughter Lilah?
>>558266257Man you see the tree but you don't see the forest.
>>558255965It's a noob filter. Learn to split up.
>>558266409according to /dlg/, you have to play aggressive when behind. he's a genius, you're a moron, sorry
BWEHHH
When will they remove Celeste from the game?Zero skill and ultra broken character>auto aim M1>launch & forget ult with a refund is you miss the giant orb>baby air strafing and specific gravity that makes all movement super easy>built in lifesteal so you don'tt have to take risks>broken ass shield that also silences so the character is even more forgivingit's like a current dota character got dropped into 2015 Dotaabsolute fucking cancer of a character that plays itself
>>558266632yes? how do you think you come back from a game? by letting your enemies kill you?
>>558266595"A teamfight with no team?"
>>558266595Unfortunately I'm still in the noob ranks and my teammates with it on them group up in order to not die because they don't know how it works.
>>558266845Warpstone+run the fuck away from any allied entity.
>>558266772Making patient plays, farming, waiting for the enemy team to be out of position or put themselves at risk in some way, ????, and then profit!
>>558266917The problem isn't me not knowing what it does or how to escape it but thanks I guess.
I uninstalled the game. I know I am dogshit at it, but for some reason the game has me in the second highest rank tier. I have done the least damage in all my games for weeks. I have a 20% win rate for 2 weeks but I am still in the same rank. I would be having fun if I wasn't drastically over ranked for some reason.
>>558259984old enough to do ityoung enough to make redditors mad about it
>>558266638>make good art>add disgusting watermark instead of incorporating it into the artThese poeple should be lynched.
>>558266772so you're to 0-12 nigger aggressively feeding and pinging the enemy carry farming the t3 next to walker thinking they're "free" when the rest of the team is missing...
>>558267029just make a new account and invite yourself so you can start fresh and feel good about squashing noobs
>>558263908Never heard of that one before.
Could somone explain how the Rank works?I have been actively playing for 1,5 months, went from Alchemist 2, to Arcanist 1.BUT, i have negative Winrate on all the heroes, And my Match history is far from being very green.Normally you are supposed to be happy about ranking up, but further that goes, the more i can feel myself being raped
>>558267185There are people even worse than you.
Can someone tell me what the hell the Silver did to deserve MVP?>objective damageKill yourself
>>558265416AFK fountain so the match ends faster, play another game to detilt, try again later
>>558264142>>558264379How do you build victor? I get filtered by him, no idea why I do terrible with him vs everyone else. He should be easy
>>558266772By not dying retard.
>>558267457>>objective damage>Kill yourselfgo back to marvel rivals
>>558267457uh oh, tranny melty!
Why did they make Mina Asian? I'm Asian and white girls make objectively hotter vampires.
>>558267457tons of kill participation and a vast majority of objective damageyeah that's about right
>>558267457>manages to maintain the second highest kill participation on the team while actively taking objectivesseems like they deserve it?
>>558267457MVP is random among any player who has a star stat, you could have everything starred but healing, but the Paige with healing can still get assigned MVP
There's no better feeling than losing and getting the key player award. It's the game telling everyone that you played well and lost because your team is retarded
>>558267603For the WilhelMINA HArker reference.
Late game Vyper is the biggest cancer in the game
all my matches today have been like thisall enemy lanes pushed to our base and no one defending them
>>558260720she's going to suck the gay out of him
>>558267847i saw a jewtube short where someone said always push lanes before doing anythingi took that to heart and now my games are so much better
>>558267348Yeah, but shouldnt loosing derank me instead? Or is rank made to be relative to the playerbase, rather than just an Elo/MMR number?
can they fucking gut celeste please?or make mo and krill ult a purchasable item if they insist on adding so much mobility
>>558267847They want to have fun brooling, you get to waste your time pushing waves like a good little janny
>>558267847My favorite is when you're getting double pushed under a walker by Graves + anyone and your team is just 5 people jerking off in the far lane not even close to getting any walker
>>558265997cuz one of rem's main advantages as a character is being able to easily steal enemy jungle camps/sinners
>>558267936THis can bite you in the ass though if you *know* your retard teammates will start a fight without you *and* you have enough souls to win it.
>>558267936Wait till you learn that you have to Push and take boss when the enemy is dead, and farm when they are alive.Explaining that to teammates seem impossible sometimes
>>558268083the amount of times where we take out 4 enemies just for them to farm our own jungle until they respawn is crazy
>>558267949You do not understand, they are EVEN WORSE to the point you winning occasionally bumps you up.
>>558268036i will continue making the right playit should increase my winrate overallsometimes my teammates will fail mebut i have belief that in the long run it will bring me successthis is the mindset of a diamond hands rank grinderwe must all learn it and live it
>Statlocker says my rank is Emissary VI>Ingame matches happen in Oracle 1-3
made an image macro for all the new leak stuff even though like no one cares. wonder if you guys have any better thoughts on how Secret Bag works. I assumed it was point and click initially but it seems more like an AOE throwable since Level 1 is +15m cast range radius. i just think theres no way that doesnt look scuffed. if someone has a better idea lmk
>>558268312You are correct but you could win even more with the sub optimal play. Either way it doesn't matter both choices get you wins.
>>558267457>objective damageI know you wanted the game to be "shoot bad guy -> win game" but there's a few other things going on.
>>558268431>putting any amount of effort into cataloging obviously fake bullshit
>>558267936I followed that advice and it didn't do shit for me. Still get completely fucked even in a 1v1. If even one enemy shows up I'm done.
>>558268369this is because of yoshis retarded constant stimulus check rank boosts
>>558268369congrats, you realized that statlocker doesnt matter and its stats mean literally nothing
MVP should ALWAYS go to the player with most kills.If you're not playing the game(murdering people) you're not the best playerYou're not the main character if you do chores like spam heals or farm lanes, you're an npc.
>>558268545you're probably pushing up too muchyou don't need to push to their walker, just make sure minions are moving towards their side of the map
>>558264142Krill should be able to hop off Mo and go into the little rat tunnels. Mo digs a tunnel underground and meets him at the exit.
>>558268167Its not THAT bad that wins are occasional, i have 48% winrate, but it seems it should be enough to derank me.Unless as i said, the ranks are dynamic and based off of the amount of people in them?
New player here, gonna start doing mp soon. What's the deal with the pick 3 system? If I don't get who I actually want can I just quit and queue again?
>Abrams>Venator crying and shitting his pants to swap lane with me>Finally acquiesce>Puts me into a lane with Bebop, against Mirage/Silver>Entire lane is our gigantic hitboxes getting headshot over and over again while we can't do fucking shit because mirage tornado avoids bombs and counters my charge>Venators still feeds and goes 3-8Incredible
>>558266728>>baby air strafing and specific gravity that makes all movement super easyactually this should be the default movement settings if vavlve want this game to succeed
I need some guidance on how to play Celeste. I thought she was faceroll easy, but her attacks don't actually home in and last hiting and denies are hard with her slow bullets.
>>558260137>he put a robot asleep this is fine>robot's laser still worksliterally unplayable
>>558268523its typing a few words its really not a big deal. i did it on company time anyways im inclined to believe it after literally all of OGNB got leaked by the same people
>>558268756You're guaranteed one of those 3
>>558268573/mrg/ is down the hall and to the left, kid
>>558268756No.The deal is calling getting data to develop the fucking game, and not have 10+ minutes game search
>jumping is the most important function in the gameit took me 2k hours to understand it
>>558268756noyou put priority on your main and hopefully you will get themalso>new playerenjoy getting assraped by smurfs
>>558268782https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXBKNRQBYRghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7Zmy0FxZ-0 build around your 1 and rape
>>558267936is autopushing a thing in deadlock like it is in league?
Is anyone else getting small freezes (1sec) randomly during the game ? I think it happens only if after the game has been open for a while but I'm not 100% sure. VRAM memory leak, is that possible ?It happened at the worst possible times in the last few games and now I absolutely want to fix this.
>>558269160only Rem has that sort of cancer
>>558269160or slowpush rather
>>558268920>>558269057>noSo what is stopping me from just leaving the game when I don't get who I want?
>>558269208yeah its been happening to me. usually its when certain skills get used like venator's shotgun and such though.
>>558268745Bro they ARE that BAD that 48% let's you climb; end of it.
>>558269320getting banned
>>558269320If you leave too much, you get put into Low priority, and remain there until you win X games, where you will have to play with other leavers
>>558269320nothing is technically stopping you but you can't abandon the match and join another one so you'd have to wait it out or fuck off to do something else. then you'd get banned for being a little asshole eventually.
>still no tattoo-removal Celeste skin>but we have a trans-coded skinSkin artists never do anything right
>>558268667mods are so important to me
>>558269374Any fixes? Are the devs aware of it?
>>558269623SHE IS ONLY 18 YEARS OLD YOU SICK FUCK
>>558269587time for bikini
>>558268431Mr Ripper is the one I'm hyped for, we need a evil fucker more inline with the noir theme and this guy sounds like it.
>>558266537Kings and Queens
>>558269708
What's a good hero for a new player, former Dota 2 player, whose favorite kit is Haze but who isn't good enough at aiming to play Haze?
>>558269374Had a massive fight in midboss pit today, fps legit dropped to like 8 from 60
>Bebop hooks me as I'm on the edge of walking through a Doorman door>get stuck going back and forth and the hook doesn't pull me inDon't know if that's intended but it just saved me.
archon matchmaking is completely fucked at this point, 50% retards and 50% eternus smurfs on their alt accounts
>>558269708i usually understand the outrage behind sexualising fictional children but why were people tweaking the fuck out about this when shes literally 18. for these people when is it ok to sexualize someone
>>558269708>she is a hagdang thank you for the warning
imagine if mo and krill was a DLC character launched today, they would be able to hard CC ult you for 5 seconds wherever.
>>558269878Mo n Krill and Graves, they are more about positioning, target priority, and in case of graves area denial, while not demanding any aim
>>558269878Shes kinda hard to get into initially but if you put the time in you will probably LOVE vyper. roam heavy M1 carry thats aim independent because you are getting super close in and are often buying splitshot. incredibly fun to slide around and rape objectives on cooldown.
>Average holiday in my games is dogshit inter #13232>Finally get a good holiday who consistently lands lassos and knows how to do urnOkay I see why she's broken in high elo. Powercrept by celeste though
>>558269878just play haze anyway and improve your aim over time :)
abilities have like 10% to 20% extra range than what is says or shows you. I was playing a game where warden's ult was hitting me even though I was 6 feet away from where it was indicated. And I'm sure we've all experienced geist bombs having a bigger explosion than what the game tells you
imagine a lapdance from Celeste>but she is a tatted up who-pic related.
>>558268431Need a mummy explorer dude and mothman.
>>558270234ur internet sucks ass
>going 10/5/16 as Mo and Krill>wonder why we're losing so bad despite dominating most team fights>look at the scoreboard to see our Mina going 3/13/2 and our Paige going 0/15/4>loseIt feels so fucking bad to lose games just because you have retards on the team
>>558270234Could it just be hitbox fuckery?
I tried to do a build based around carting people into walkers/base, but that's just too much thinking required. I'm too low IQ to get value out of the Doorman.
>>558270336source engine has had good hitbox and netcode for 10 years now
>>558270243I don't think you understand, the penis doesn't get hard to tattooed women.
>Friend used to be a huge LoLfag back in highschool, addicted, lost sleep over it, got aggressive both in-game and in real life when he was playing.>Cooled down after he stopped playing it completely and admits he acted like a huge faggot back then>Started playing this with me>60 hours of just playing, having fun and learning, taking losses but whatever>Now he's getting tilted every match, shit-talking our team mates or the enemies, and played until 4am yesterday with an online friend despite working today.People with addictive personalities are a pain in the ass.
>>558270390you've clearly never had BPD pussy
>>558270448you're supposed to bust his balls about it over and over until he stops or quits talking to you bro
>>558270305it does if you consider 12 ping to be bad
opened twitter in public today and the first image on my timeline was celeste with a giant horse cock
>>558270448>used to play so much DOTA in uni it almost ruined my life>swore it off after several thousand hours>didn't touch a MOBA for years>I already have 400 hours in Deadlock>sometimes rage like a fucking monkey because people are stupid and/or bullshit happens...this isn't going to end well, is it?
>warframe director cosplaying as Sinclair>Wander and Deathy Silver/Venatorthe hell is going on
>>558270382lol
WAKE ME UP
>>558270742Its called x, also cool story bro
>>558270742basiert
>>558270804i want to watch deathy's videos but i feel disgusted every time i look at him
>>558270390>>558270243tattoos are magical wards that keep evil spirits (read: chuds) out of your body
holliday be taking that BTC on the regular
>3rd game in a row with some stupid eastern european vpn'ing>he gets butthurt because we arent helping him>he never says a word until he's already dead>ragequits at 15 minutesget these subhumans out of my games
>>558270804>Reb's unquenchable thirst has reached DeadlockGod save us.
Not playing this trash game until the gut melee Ven>600 dmg from heavy melee only during laningVery balanced!
deadlock weapons having names totally means there's gonna be new ones for every character at some point like tf2 rightthere's gonna be skins at the very least
>>558271147how can melee Venator be real just step away from him nigga
how does anyone feed apollo in lane when you can literally just stand under your tower and he cant do anything to you
>>558271221actually would be a good idea to implement facets into the game. realistically the names are just for lore chuds tho
My friends only want to play street brawl now
>>558270758>>558270448>played Dota after a friend got me into it>spent countless hours playing it, never got good>committed acts of pure autistic rage and retardation because of how that game fucked with my brain>after years of abuse, swore it off>a couple years pass>deadlock>"this game is fun">now 1000 hours in>still mostly enjoying myself, but every now and then I'll get too drunk and go full tilt like an animal, racking up 14 deaths in 20 minutesI'm sure it'll be fine.
>>558271343what's a facet in this context
>>558271323LolLmao even
>>558271409no really, literally everything he does requires him to be in tower range, when towers do like 200 dps at low level. you stall the lane near your tower and bait out his cooldowns while getting money and then drop ults on his head
Last Sunday it peaked at 112k.
>>558271408Its a choice of 2 to 6 tweaks to the gameplay.Example off the top of my head, Ogre magi got 2, 1st one makes proc on his passive ult rise with his strength, 2nd one makes him start the game with no skill points, but he gets 3 on level 2 and gets ulti at level 5
>>558271357well my friends are so fucking ass, i have to play brawl with them
https://x.com/Sotchosis/status/2025683910223442145AWOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>558271408dota 2 has a feature called "facets" that you pick from before the match starts for your hero. they change specific things about ur character to better fit ur specific playstyle.i think wraith king's is the most iconic choice
with rem do you use 1 or 2 adolflings to push a lane? 1 on each side, or 2 in one? or only use 1 and keep the other for support?
legendary slippers is so fucking fun in street brawl kek
>>558271781had a match with upgraded burst fire and legendary slippers and solo won the game
>>558271674>armpit hairi hate this kind of cowardly artist. WHY would only her armpits be hairy and not elsewhere also? If the other parts of her body that aren't wolfy aren't hairy then why would only her armpits be? FUCK this guy
>>558271298dont undermine this shit you shitter
Every game as Silver I reach this point in the match where I just can't get into ult off a solid combo anymore and I feel useless
>>558268431hey thanks anon. I don't follow leaks and it nice to have it in one place even if we don't know how real they are.>how Secret Bag worksit is probably point and click +15m just means you can point from further away. probably a spotlight kinda thing like Mina's ult or useable items.
silver's scars make my penis good
>>558271454>c&csomeone draw them playing C&C together
>>558269708We need this with Adams instead
>>5582717562
cant wait to stuff my teammate into a bag, have rem in my back pocket and have ivy carry all of us to a lane to fuck people up
heres your teammate for next match
>>558271674>off model body hair fetish trash
>>558272290And yet I'm Ritualist with 170 games played
>>558271962that's what i was thinking but them saying radius is only used for aoe stuff. like if you look at baronness for example it doesn't have a radius listed only a cast range. the upgrade also only says +2m Cast Range and not radius.mo and krill scorn vs combo for reference.
The optimal way to play this garbage is modded, if I am forced to lose because I got matched with peruvian niggers or russians, at least I can jerk off and nut to get enlightened with post nut clarity and stop being mad
>>558269919people without literacy take her as calling lash "like all the assholes from my sophomore gym class combined" to mean she's a sophomorebut that's not how anyone fucking talks, if she was still a sophomore she wouldn't say "my sophomore gym class"because they're literal retard faggot moron subhumans as first evidenced by them getting mad about the sexualization of fictional characters to begin with
>>558251870You do not buy hollow point on a hero that's always taking self damage and already has damage amp in its base kit.
>>558270550I spam "Go to bed" if I see him logged on and playing when I'm heading to bed myself, until he blocks me.
>>558268431>3 malesyawn
>>558269725>no tattoos>dressed like a stripper insteadWhy is it so difficult?
>>558272473You can tell who the virgins are because they don't know thin and fit default Graves would smell better and be a better fuck than this out of shape hog who would smell like shit and have zero agency in bed. "Thick" fags should all rope
>>558269725god her neck is LOOOOOOOONG
>>558272350i suggest to make new account and start freshmy main is archon 3 and my "new" acc is phantom 4 only played 15 games . I play SB on my main with noob friends
>>558272826well she is a horse
>>558272290Makes sense, he has positive winrate so placing him in slightly above average rank is correct!
>>558272705tbf we have no idea what gender fucking Kler is
>>558272857I've thought about it but I don't want to deal with switching accounts and all my steam friends are on my main account. More trouble than its worth. Eventually I will climb out of the trenches.
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>>558271221New Drifter weapon leaked
>>558272810Nigger just say you are gay
>>558272810i cant get hard when porn artists draw a character in an off model way yet they always do
>>558260720graves x victor
What is a humble graves player to do when he presses tab and sees his three other teammates be 0 7 at 15 minutes? Am I supposed to just buy split shot and autistically push every lane i can until someone ints and decides the game?
>>558272981whats with all the betas choosing no
>>558273130>Calls someone nigger>While obsessing over body types that have only been liked by niggers and their zoomer worshipers Projecting
How do I learn Drifter when I'm dogshit supportsissy who is only good at objective damage and top heals?How do you even begin approaching a character with a radically different playstyle like this. Should I learn an intermediate character first?
>>558273840no retard why do all you retards overcomplicate this game just fucking play drifter if you want
>when they put you up against the 36 killstreak pro in lane
>>558273024>drifteris not that a graves hand
>when the 1/12 seven starts flaming you for being passiveis it my fault that he dies so often or his?
>>558273926because this is a team game and actively being shit by playing a new hero and feeding and doing nothing is nigger behavior?
>>558271072BIG BLACKFOOT COCK
>>558274372Have some games against bots first then
>>558274243I don't see how anyone can even play fucking aggressive at all. When I hit enemies, even in lane phase it literally just fucking tickles them but if I get hit even a little bit it just fucking deletes most of my health in the blink of an eye
>>558274007Nah that shit is on fire
what the fuck happened with the matchmaking the last week? it's been completely fucked
>>558274589How so?
>>558267481Like this except I also get counters depending on the matchup.
Why can't we just not ban slavic countries?
The secret to zen is playing grey talon and laughing as no matter how hard they try to shut you down you will at least be popping off 2000 damage from far away every teamfight
i don't understand how people play m1ggers, you have zero impact on fights, you don't get to buy knockdown for seven ult or whatever so you just lose every teamfight regardless of how many souls you left laning phase with or how many times you killed the enemy laners
>>558274910is talon hanzo
I dropped from Ritualist all the way down to Alchemist
>>558274760Also I don't get radiant regen
>>558274964Idk I haven't played that game since launch
>>558274910you look like a granny
>>558274760>>558275271The reason my build has weird padding (bullet resilience and radiant regen) is because I build by going into a match without a build, get items I need and then if I do well enough I copy my build and use that.
should I buy cultist sacrifice more often?
>>558274910I started playing hard melee talon and it actually works every time. You have 4 stam by default so you’re hyper mobile. Insane escape jump. Great gun for lane and 1 works for kill confirms before you’re set up. Trap is already busted but if you play melee talon kind of like HFTF kakyoin and just have 10 traps that shut down every character and cannot be destroyed you are evil. The absolute funniest shit ever and the best part is when you start throwing ult point blank and it detonates frame 1, you get the kill, bird gives you spirit power, spirit power scales his move speed so he just gets stronger and stronger. He’s like Yoda
What does she smell like?
Why do so many builds use spirit snatch and not melee charge/crushing fist? Looking at the item stats spirit snatched doesn't seem like it gives as much, even if you use shit like toxic bullets. Is the 15 spirit steal really that good?
>>558274964in so far as they both use a bow and arrow, but thats about it.
>>558267481>He should be easyIf he was easy he wouldn't have such a low pickrate.You need to idle farm for a long long time, sadly.
>>558272410Yeah you are right. I checked other flashlight skills and they all have range. I guess it is a throwable bag after all.
>>558275707probably like a granny, but she covers it up with copious amounts of perfume
>lash and silver K/S literally every kill>they have 30 combined while the rest of us have literally 5 total>Every fight is lopsided as fuck because retarded silver dives 1v6 and we do no damage getting raped behind her>she pushes into their Rejuv'd team not once but TWICE>ask why she did this>"bro it was winnable"I love the advent of retards playing broken heroes!
>Scripted losses don't exist
>>558275718Because 15 spirit resist STEAL is very good.Crippling headshot, a t4, gives 16 shred. So that's 1% less shred except YOU get the spirit resist and thus get tankier.
>>558271394Stop drinking
>>558276209ANYONE that loses with Celste is not a human being
the fuck kind of Venator build is this?
>>558276209>63k souls in 32 minuteshow is this even possible??
>>558276209Holy shit I watched that Sinclair make highlight edits for a payday 2 youtuber years ago. Small world
>>558275693Lmao I'll try it out>>558275409Yes
>>558276406why does this street brawl have three lanes?
>>558275770they're also HONOR HONOR and use a spirit animal as their ultimate
>stuck in ritualist>create another account>the game puts me in the exact same kind of games as I was in MMR wise>calibrate Archon 1fucking kek
>>558243072So.. I just started playing with a friend and we fed for a couple of matches... Why the fuck did he got put in initiate rank and I got archon v? Does this mean I'm cooked if I want to play alone?I don't know why the game thinks I'm archon material I spent most matches spazzing out I dunno wtf I'm doing.
I can't tell if I played well or I failed to contribute enough. I ended this match with a massively inflated soul count but it was because I was usually keeping two lanes pushed up (and stealing sinners with my helpers during downtime), but I always went to a teammate to use my ult and Curse which is how I got most of my assists. Would have bought Knockdown but we only took down one walker so I was limited to ten slots. I kept my teammates alive a long while near the end when our base was getting pushed in but it never translated into getting kills, and I don't know how much responsibility I bear for that. With ten slots, what could I have changed about my build to better support my team? Should I have sold Tankbuster for Knockdown?
what does it feel like to know that a woman loves youalso what are good items for dynamo 1 spell that applies debuffs
>>558277216Enjoy the looming loss streak buddy
>>558268782first item high velocity if you aren't already
well melee venator falls off quite a bit lateI thought it was OP and would get nerfed but turns out it's simply a good build, just nothing outstanding
>>558277627What exactly is the logic behind melee venator? Trap them in a beartrap and then melee?
>6+ months until they may or may not focus efforts on improving the matchmaking algorithm and fixing calibrations and having proper rank resets
What if dashing gave us Iframes?
>>558277540Not cool bro. Is there a way to reset the account?
>>558277760Spirit stocks plummet. Gun builds on the rise.
>>558277710shotgun them into a wall and bless their anuses with your stake
>>558277710max shotgun, shotgun against wall give you a blessed melee that deals a lot of damage
>>558277493i dont know i dont know
>>558277260>hoovering up two of the three lanes souls in entire gamethat may be your problem, you can also just focus on boxes and stealing enemy camps, but I feel like the problem is you are starving your teammates
>>558277710>2 stuns and also has a melee boostMelee venator actually has built in support, the problem is melee is melee.
>Get placed in the lowest initiate rank>Begin solo queueing going 15/3 or so dynamo, vic and doorman every match>now in seeker star not even a week laterWhat the fuck is this matchmaking? Why was I put in rusty iron rank where I ruin other people's games?
>>558267457Average ivynigger
do i hate on the rem taking all the sinners ratting around in the tunnels and ending with 5k souls over our carry or is he actually providing a valuable service
>stuck in the arcanist/ritualist gamblehow do you counter the 0/15 players
>>558277260>>558278091>>558278485what good does a fed rem on your team bring to the table?nothing
Anyone have that graves mod?
>>558278567make friends and queue with people that aren't dead weight until you're out
>>558278567>he thinks arcanist/ritualist is badyou don't know true elohell until you're in archon
>60 heroes>every match has the same 5-10Great sign of things to come
>>558278567You are LITERALLY me. I have bounced between Arcanist and Ritualist for like 2 weeks because of retards like these.Even in my worst games I've literally never had games like these and yet I consistently gets teammates like them.
>>558278605yeah
>>558278661I am the dead weight and I'm going to spare others by quitting the game
Why was this update so much more successful than the September one?
>>558278930marvel rivals is killing itself rn
>>558278930a lot more youtubers and streamers and "internet journalism" which contrary to 4chan belief does drive numbers, plus a lot more talk about the game in general thanks to the updated map, the continued polishing of the game, all the new characters looking better than older ones, game being better than ever, people being bored and wanting something new to play etc.
Is Kelvin a good support to learn?
>how fun is it to play against [celeste]Your time is coming you fucking unicorn bitch
>>558276209Ive played against that Graves. Literally all he does is Gun Graves and plays like a total retard but everyone in Phantom is fucking awful so he gets away with it
>>558279112He honestly sucks ass, I enjoy him but he sucks ass
Is this normal?
>>558278930Aint shit to play right now multiplayer wise that isnt already old as dirt, stale as fuck or new and dogshit.
>>558279231the only gun item there is ricochet though
>>558279112>is kelvin a goodno
>eats your whole team cutely :3
>>558278930Pre update 100 peopleUpdate happensThese 100 people all tell their five friends to play.Now we have 600 people.ANOTHER update happens and now we have 600 people playing.Now all of these new 500 people convince 5 of their friends to play the game.Now we have almost three thousand people.And then just passive growth outside of the updates making the update booms even bigger.
>>558279406interesting mina skin you got there
>>558279020what did they do?
>>558279295Calico stomping shitters? Yeah. It is.
>>558279605every new hero is more powercreep, no one wants to play tank, healing is op, eomm, super OP characters dev team refuses to nerf
>>558278930Unironically BRawlJust like how ARAM has more players than Summoners Rift in League nowadays, Brawl got people to actually play DeadlockNobody wants to play laneslop, farmslop or gankslopPeople just want to teamfight
>>558279295yeah there are unfortunately a lot of smurfs at lower ranksreport and move on
>>558279738>>558279738>>558279738
>>558279605they only thing they aren't doing is lacking in content releases. otherwise they are quite literally killing their own game with their terrible balance practices and unfun team ups so now the game isn't fun for anybody unless they're stacked
>>558278605http://files.catbox.moe/98v6ru.rarfrom previous /dlg/ threads
>>558268667Why does every Mina mod use the fucked up looking hair? Can they not use the current one?
>>558277778No, sorry
>>558279406wait a minute
>>558255965>Why does Celeste's ult need to bounce 18 times exactly?one for every inch of her horse penis>Why should it's CD be refunded partiallyit shouldn't and it's bullshit that it does>Any reason it should bounce 8 miles as well?one for every hour of passionate bedbreaking sex she has with the female cast>Does she really need to be in the sky at all times?yes
>>558272810>only virgins act like this>"zero agency in bed"Holy fuck if you projected any harder I could stick a reel of film up your ass and use you for my home theater.
>>558245458Special mention to Drifter for actually performing his intended purpose against Seven
