Vex editionPrevious: >>558210887>Official Wiki, Patch Notes and PBEhttps://wiki.leagueoflegends.com/en-us/>Builds/Account Statshttps://u.gg/https://www.op.gg/https://lolalytics.com/>Model Viewerhttps://www.modelviewer.lol/lolg/ OP pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/8xZvBfnZ
Lamb!
Briar won
>>558270043dangerously cute op image
>>558270168help please!!!!
>>558269536MMR system is completely screwed and I'll die on this hill. August said they can't make an hard reset because it would create an unhealthy ranked environment, at least for a while. Like, you have 3 systems that don't work together: LP make you climb or demote to a certain rank, but your visible rank isn't your actual rank because that would be the MMR, but the MMR is hidden. LP depend on the difference between visible rank and hidden rank, on top of whatever coal MMR calculator they use with their shady matchmaking.
Gg go next
>>558270043>>558270175>>558270183>all 3 of these champs
>>558270354August is an untrustworthy homosexual that faggot is most definitely in the Epstein files
>>558270354gains are currently inflated, confirmed as per content creators and certain tweets by rioters. dont tell anyone here and especially dont tell them this when they post screenshots of their inflated penis
weekly velkoz propaganda!you should play him because sylas can't do shit with stealing your ultthank you for coming to my ted talk. till then!
Just remove LP and give only MMR as ELO.Since everyone gets rewards based on only playing 15 games anyway rank doesn't matter and is completely arbitrary.
>>558270491The whole Riot is. I'm genuinely beginning to hate how dishonest they are, from the matchmaking, balance and the "We care (not) about ranked integrity". I love League but I hate what they do.
They're porting Wild Rift skins soon!
>>558270449me with annie
played 3 ranked games all of them had a disgusting player just blatantly throwing yeah i guess the sunday theory is correct
>>558270750agp sisters our time to shine!
>>558270919how do you get paid to type this?
>>558270583Doesn't improve the argument that we need an hard reset and a different MMR-Matchmaking system, but it won't happen otherwise Riot can't keep exploiting this free cash glitch that is League.
>>558270750do we get Cafe Cuties Zoe?
We are missing vital, load-bearing ritual posts its over lolg!
confession time! reply with a league confession you wish to repent for...i think yasuo players are rly hot. yasuo's who solo carry yasuo make me swoon baa-ad... hardly any other champs make me feel that type of way...
>>558270750Im preparing to cut off my dick and put on the dress as we speak
>>558271438you're a retarded faggot
>>558271770u r getting kicked out of the church
>>558271438I flirted with a Rivenposter from here years ago and never followed up despite getting some pretty clear signals that I should have and I regret it
my first ranked win on kha!but it's kinda wack cause I didn't even get to scale by the time mundo ragequitdear toplaners, stop ragequitting!
>>558271978a win is a win
reminder that Nami is soft
>>558271438League made me hate people depending on their champion preferences. Example if they dislike yuumi, malz, yi but play sylas. Blind to the bias.
>enemy jungle gets dragon after their third gank>mid lane pings jungle>jungle pings their one level lead over the enemy jungle>it takes the enemy team soul elder and 2 barons because they are actually dogshit, but our jungle is just somehow even more dogshit>profiles after the game everyone is level 500+ emerald>add jungle to ask what the fuck is wrong with him to be level 750 main jungle and still play like this>"im better than you" as an emerald 2 peaker playing the role with the most influence incorrectly this game is so fucking disgusting, like i am unable to consider this a real person that exists among us
>>558271978>12 minutes>0/5honestly good riddance. His team was better off without him
>>558271419Gp cucked swain out of a ship
>>558271978girl id go next too if i was 4’11” fym
>>558270043just in time for me to be unbanned from reddit vex mains and discord too. i hope it dont blew it again. i want to make my girl proud
>>558270183
>>558271438There are a lot of champs I dislike because of posters here ruining them
>>558272693rape
>>558271978cant wait to duo with you... please don't climb too fast! >t. your favorite gold velkoz player
briar is for love not for rape
>pic relchamps for this feel?
any girls wanna aram
>>558270895yeah i got a sivir mid earlier, games are dogshit today
>>558273204nty
>>558272949What about loving rape?
>>558272346skinwalked again award
>>558273045ivern. he started bad but just wanted to redeem himself
>>558273045There has not been a more noxian leadership coded example
no goy if diana didnt have an ability that aoe splashes for the entire lane, an attack speed steroid+a damaging shield ability so she can still kill you even if she misses the one thing she barely has to aim and couldnt 100-0 you at level 3 it wouldnt be fair you just dont understand! skill issue!we have 20 skins(tm) available for purchase in the shop for diana why do you ask?this game was like 27 to 9 at 10 minutes and they voted no. cannot envision a human being sincerely doing that. voting no on a quickplay game thats 27 to 9 on a saturday. level 7 mental illness.
We did it the ritual is completed lolg is saved!
Briar has not wonned a single thing since 1964
>>558273665cant believe bro got another account already
>>558273665do you level accounts for a living?
>>558273730Briar wonned the cold war
>>558273730I won a game with briar 48 minutes ago
why the fuck am i playing against master players one game and next game im playing against emerald players what is this matchmaking i'm d1
>>558273423its not always about you mr insecure
>>558273204Server?
>>558273831>>558273864Fake news
>>558273951euw
>>558272727Name them?
>yeah I main girly champs and have a girly ign how did you know?
>>558272754looking forward to it!
>>558273204i'm a man but i'm down
>>558274321He lets the window breeze hit his dingaling
>>558274321seriously what the fuck is wrong with these people and why are they all the same disgusting tranny faggots?
>>558274321who is the cage for
>>558274321that poor dog
>>558274638you can see the dog in the image
>>558274321Dont share hunters pictures without permission dude
this game is so fucking hard to learni keep getting rekt on all rolesfeels like im SLOWLY improving though but holy shit, sometimes i want to just uninstall it kekluckily i found some cool people here to play with that has made the experience a lot betterone day i'll be gud enough to play the vgs too
>>558273423Specifying you was mostly for funsies but the original imposter post (not even me) a few days ago has sparked in me a longing for a cute brown girl that mains Rell to duoQ with
>>558274321this is literally my pov
>>558274802you just have to spam games, that's all there is to it
>>558274802tfw getting a job has been easier than playing this game
>>558274802ign?
>>558274172morgana, karma, soraka to name a few
>>558271438you're the reason i feel like shit every day i hate you i hate you i hate you
>>558274929been at it, it can be really frustrating when it's just getting raped simulator for 40 minutes, but trying to keep playing>>558274974kek true>>558275003recoil#eu1 im new as hell to the game still
Briar losted
>>558275181shut up.
>>558275216i just added u n im also quite new to the game
https://magma.com/d/IH1G8MDC3UJoin the lolg magma!
>>558274172for me it's briar. people here made me od on briar
>>558275421nice, will accept tomorrow, we can int together :^D
>>558275489sex fox
Well I tried hecarim in 2 games and I felt like I did well, good ganks, helped my lanes, we won the matches. But my damage to enemy heroes was laughably low on both. Viego did almost double.
Finally, a skin that represents me...
>>558275238I was considering either making a Vex or Briar thread, so she did liderally losted this time.. (next chance I get i'll make a wonned edition lol)
>>558275757I once had the third highest champ dmg but we still lost, so the outcome is all that mattersYou didn't get carried so it's all good
>>558275783I have a sudden desire for a glass of milk
The Climb™ continues tomorrow
>>558275489>black history month>no black artwork
>do everything right>get drag soul, get elder, get baron>enemy bot lane is 4/25>impossible to end the game before 30 minutes
>>558272693consensual sexual intercourse
>>558276275I'll rectify this immediately: what BLACK champion should I draw?
>>558276408senna, mel, or ekko.
>>558276408raceswapped gragas carrying a huge bucket of kfc instead
Senna has a DAMN fine ass in some of her skins.
only constant
>>558276585>>558276681Senna....>>558276624I did a damn fine genderswapped Gragas last month...
>deletedkek
>>558276408Lucian but like the one skin where he's kinda white
>>558276275>>black history monthjewish bullshit month
>>558275783why do we never have unironic Sona sissies on lolg? shes so underrated
>>558277171Sissies might find a "less endowed" champion more achievable.
LTG is an acronym for "Leaving The Game."
Sonasexsloth
>>558272727any champs you grew to appreciate on the other hand?
>>558276408In your heart, you already know
>>558275783who are you mourning?
>>558277656his hairline
>>558275052you know im just a little sheep right
>>558277410A couple yes
>>558277737what sorts of things make you appreciate a champ vs posts that make you dislike one?
>>558270491I DON'T THINK BROKE CAREER FAILURE CALIFORNIAN DEI HIRES CAN BE INCLUDED IN THE EPSTEIN FILES. ONLY THE COOL KIDS GET INVITED THERE
>>558270491I'm in the files
>>558277069I have a very specific skin proposal idea for Lucian I want to draw but it wouldn't make sense for the current drawpile>>558277512You're so fucking right, anon. You know me too well. Senna, get back in line. Or rather, go sit in the back of the bus
wtf is a blessing?
>>558278301why didn't you invite me
>>558270354only time MMR reset would be good if all players collectively played in the first few weeks of it nonstopthen everything would sort itself out with time, but if you do one now it would take until a year or even more to sort things outand even then returning players,inactive and purchased accounts still cause a lot of problemswhole thing should've been nuked long time ago, MMR and visible rank is only good to mask the dogshit nature of matchmakingit's extremely detrimental
>>558278358i forgot
>>558271438You inspired me to try Kindred bot at some point and the laning phase was actually kind of nutty. I had my support help me jump their jungloid for marks but he was in a stack with his friends so it backfired fast and the rest of our team was seething, good fun nonetheless.
>>558270354there's only 1 "system" you stupis retard only mmr matters everything else is a cosmetic
Does lolg like tall girls that are actually boys
>>558279012*were boysyes
nobody knows what its like to be a princess as a boy nobody can ever understand me
I understand you, I'm a sona player too
>>558279012that dependshow big is your feminine penis
actually i main teemo
>>558279012Not if you're taller than me (193 cm)
There are few things more tilting in this game than watching someone on the enemy team play absolutely horrendously but because they're the only mouthbreather on their team they get to get away with it, I sometimes wonder if they're even self aware or do they just live in the bliss of not knowing
>>558280168opgg?
Stop thinking about sex
*aura farms while killing your whole team*
na vgs? got a lot of people on
what phenotype is this?
opgg? fuck yourself faggot. you post YOUR opgg. bitch ass faggot motherfucker
i need a lolg girl to be my project
tomorrow we hit the rift, for now we rest
what did he mean by this
>>558280794another account another day hardstuck below platinum like a dog
>>558280769piranha blowjob phenotype (would still be good)
>>558276408karma because she's the only attractive one
>>558280978not black anonbesides, there's already a really good karma in the drawpile
>>558281120Some say she's black, some say she isn't. Oh well.
Karma is Polynesian
She is indian
why are there so many people on tonight
>>558281757she definitely is not. best i can give you is bengalese and not even Malaysian
>>558281939 noone on my friendslist i guess im just a chopped chud
i meant nepalese
Is there going to be an NA lolg clash team tongiht? :D
>>558282490can i join please whimpers
>>558282110try joining vgs i always get a lot of adds from there
>>558276953try playing a champ that isnt an ult-bot?
>>558282560Only if I can sit on your lap cutie pie ^3^
I bought some RP so I can get this battle pass and the next Battle pass!! ^_^
>>558275489Is the magma at max size?
>>558270610*gives you a head pat*
>>558282914sry but im a truecel
I REROLLED TRASH SKINS AND GOT A GOOD ONE!!!
>>558283135kind of, since they want the owner to pay for basic features and I think the size as well
>>558282597*adds you from vgs*talk to you -literally never again- nigger, you're on the watchlist
Probably gonna make an ME server account and be a Shen menace over here. It isn't as shit as I thought it'd be over here just need a decent laptop and to test the connection quality. The shen webms will return...or there will be new ones i don't have my hard drives here
>>558282834stop posting this hideous alien please
alone on clash day..
>>558284859chin up, poppers! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKZ92za6Dbo
>>558284859I mean it's aram clash, not real clash
>>558285518but i want to get a mystery emote or icon..
>>558284842why may i not post lillia?
>>558285632Don’t listen to him post more Lillia she is cute
>>558283480This is why you ALWAYS keep gambling
>score is 12 : 12>team decided it's a doomed game and stop tryingWHAT THE FUCK
>>558283196thank you! good luck in your games today, I hope the enemy makes the grave mistake to underestimate you
>>558286443There's more to the game than the number of kills, maybe it was doomed
>>558282834you're an ult bot
>have to 1 v 4 in lane>win that>lose gameonly constant. video games where you create and maintain a biome? so i can stop playing this shit.
smart enough to figure out how the game works, smart enough to understand my pingsyou make the play i thought you'd make. i still get mad when you outplay me anyway
wtf? I want head pats from my lolg bf too...
>>558287038nigga crashing out in draftq lvl 10
>>558287038>tab with Drake - RBD openfrom dumb digger to a numbed nigger
It's so... peak...https://youtube.com/shorts/fyxFgHzeEe0?si=itdd3vFAT6t5yeSj
>>558287524the (im severely autistic) is such a boring faggy undercutting of an already mediocre joke
I got promoted from a Golden Goyim to a Platinum PansyOn my way to Emerald Empress~And then finally a Diamond Dickrider!!!Maybe I'll even make it to a Majestic MasterOr a Grandma GrandmasterOr even a Chinless Challenger :O
>>558286681it wasnt doomed both sides were perfectly even
>>558287169get online and I will headpat you
>>558287623
>>558288178I asked. I also thought your video was shit
>>558287038your dumb as fuck champ wins every single early game and farms people with botrk completely unskilled.So yeah no shit the champion doesn't also get to end games easily, it's a mindless k/da machine to appeal to people shit at the game so they can whine about team dif when they lose
>>558287623>>558288257samefag
>>558285632post lilia but not that closeup of that horrifying new skin of her
>>558288373cope slave
>>558288410its not that bad!...
>>558288465you must think i was born yesterday...
Is /lolg/ just a human zoo? For watching spergs and lonely coomer losers in their natural habitat?
>>558288639yes, baa.
>>558288639it's for league of legends discussion
>try fiddlesticks jundle>by the time I hit level 6 my bot and top have already collectively died like 15 timesI... maybe I should play another jungler
>forced to play three games of arurf for the quest>it's the most cancerous shit this game could possibly come up with
>>558289337it's fun when you get Kayn. constantly phazing in and out of walls while spamming q is fun.
>>558288546You don't need to hack the mainframe to add/remove (You)s, idiot. 4chanx comes with that shit built in.
>People get gigastuck in silver for yearsLiterally how
>>558289024>it's for league of legends discussionI thought it was for dating
say "youre a nigger get out of my lane" in acceptable speech ("you should really roam it would benefit everybody" x2) guy leavesscore goes up instantly despite 1 v 2.support is multi seasons emeraldyou fucking niggers really are unreal.I wish there was something not shit to play.
>>558289718Maybe if you are gay you can get some ass here
>>558289745deserved for listening to Drake
>>558289901I want a lolg girlfriend like jelly or kindred
Why is he posting normal gamesBrother who gives a fuck
30 y/o niggas naming their online personas after anime charactersBruuuhhhh im crafking the fuck up
>>558288639beautiful isn't it
twitch.tv/cydristraszFew games on the smurf
>>558290741must better naming urself after a band tbf desu
what ever happened to supermetroid (the vi player who was here loads)
>>558289449>You don't need to hack the mainframe to add/remove (You)s, idiot.i never made that claim in the first place, bubby. i just showed through one simple image, that there is an easy method to edit text on a website. relax there, sheesh.
>>558290770are you a dragon
>>558291001Yes rawr
Someone called me Ma'am and I said UwU' I'm a boy and then they laughed at me T_T
>>558291209put on the skirt
Sona "Two Shelves" Buvelle
come back we didnt even erp after the arams
>>558290990What did he mean by this?
>>558290990>bubby>sheeshyou got absolutely rattled
:3
>>558291761i doubt lolg can erp well
I'm the best sona both EUW and NA AMA
you still still me deepthroat after that pentakill
>still still me
you still owe me deepthroat after that pentakill
Reddit convinced me to come back to league for voice chat. Time to bully all these whores playing this game
how many lolgs are furries?
bullyings bad, mmkay
to willingly play a champ so cucked in the early game you must be some type of gay handless brainless freak. that was the gayest experience ive ever had. fucking a man would be less gay than playing asol.
>>558292464GLURK GLURK GLURK GLURK GLURK SLUUUUUUUUUUUURP GLORK GLORK WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR *JET ENGINE NOISES* SSHCCCCCCCCCCCLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORPPPP
I MISS YOU
>>558292138Hi cutie (>^_^)><(^_^<) I love you <3 <3
>>558283480With extra cream please.
stop
>>558292138
*writes a 12 page essay disguised as a discord dm.*
>>558291771thank you for proving my point. have a good day.>>558291821whatever helps you cope, mister
*Crits you*
you stole my hearti want it back
My pits are so stinky they've stained my shirt so sometim es I bring it up to my nose =and get hnorny
sorry no refunds
>>558270043Mating press yordles, and marry them that is all.
>>558293865>whatever helps you copeur coping like hours later because someone didn't like your indian slop mill tier tik tok vid. ur ironic facade is very easy to see through. sit down and take the L.
Soraka my cute wife!
>>558294538well, the point still stands. have a good day.
>>558276275>>558277512How your cutelow Rell looks when you compliment her RHappy Black history month!
>>558294694Cute popcorn head girl
new to the game and trying to learn ADC so I picked Ezreal since I have a difficult time against him. My question is how do you think Shyvanna would feel if Ezreal suddenly kissed her leg?
>>558294694aww, thanks. happy black history month to you too!
>>558295016Shyv is for Jarvan, son of his father (the king)
>>558294634That's one big, girthy futacock hot damn.
Why does briar get so few skins? And why do they all suck?
Had a dream I was in a locker room changing clothes with Leona and Rell . Rell noticed that I was hesitant to pull down my underwear and she showed me her cock to make me feel less shy.
>>558295176She was released in late 2023 and she literally has 3 skins. Like what
>>558295176>Why does Briar get so few skins?She's still relatively new and her pillory is probably a big part of it>Why do they all suck?I like them all to an extent, but the new one I think is my favorite non-base one, but for people that want her barefoot they do seem to keep avoiding that
id play orianna all the fuckin time if fizz didnt exist.i need a game where you fucking get like an aquarium and you put snakes and other animals in it and you manage the animals somethign like that fuck league of legends i dont want to play this gay fag shit. i found a game close to what i wanted but its low test and indie-cute cringe graphics its gay.whats a good biome simulator game
>>558295195i know you are stupid coomer but this was kinda wholesome
>>558295195I've played this game since 2012 or 2013 and I don't think I've ever dreamt of a League champion in my whole life.
>>558295176nigga in terms of champ releases she's still new af
>>558294236*puts you heart back on the shelf right next to mine*Smoooch
i cann't sleep so i stream https://twitch.tv/miximumdennis
>>558295195I wish I knew how to lucid dream but instead my stupid ass gets riled up when I realize it's a dream and then I wake upI just wanna have a doodle jam with hwei ffs
My clash team gave up and forfeit after 1 win 1 loss >_<" but I still got some good rewards!! ^_^
>/lolg/-unrequited love general
>>558295537i had a league dream once and it was that i rolled gacha skins that don't even exist on the first tryI'm not even a paypig I am convinced the jews have somehow infiltrated my dreams to turn me into one
Do you guys think League Next will save Riot?
>>558296127anons need to drop the high standards and start queueing together
>>558296547but i often want to play ranked and i notice there's a problematic (skill)gap between me and many lolg's
>>558296413No, client improvements aren't going to do anything for retention. The problem with this game is strictly with the devs.>Powercreeping damage and mobility in the game for exciting reddit clips while neglecting that it makes the game horrible to play because giving any of these types of champions a kill is the end of the game>The utter hypocrisy of balancing half the game around esports and the other half for solo q>Complete lack of talent resulting in 0 story and 0 likeable charactersThe list goes on but you get the idea. Worthless devs, game runs on aram gambling addicts.
>>558296891The lore is pretty alright nowadays. Back when I played in like 2014 it was way less fleshed out
>>558296705queue norms
>>558296891>0 story and 0 likeable charactersi like lux and i like ezreal being cucked by sylas
The true lolg queue is playing 5s with the lolgs
I love Lissandra!
>decide to learn Anivia because of muh walls being fun and playing Syndra/Viktor/Twisted Fate is unfun shovelware garbage>find out that the rank 1 anivia has a youtube channel>watch some videos and get really impressed>try it out>realize the champ is fucking garbo but blame myself for not being perfect at it and that if the rank 1 anivia was playing those games he'd carry>decide to check his opgg for non-cherrypicked games
>>558296705Proving his point
>>558296891i like how you added the bullshit claim at the end because you ran out of things to shit riot on and didn't want to make it look half assed
its so fucking cold over here my hands and feet are freezing and theres gonna be ANOTHER BLIZZARD this week how am i supposed to play in this condition
>>558297812hold your hands inbetween your thighs when you're in queue and warm them up qutie
is quinn a good champ to learn mid? i only ever played supp
>>558297812if you had a lolg they could help you keep warm
>>558297215One of those champs I almost never see, and when I do, it's an underwhelming performance.
>>558297938Nyo she is notPlay Ahri mid insteador Luggs
Old chibis = SOVL
>>558298090cute cutelyn and lugs
>>558297802Calm down riot shill, if I wanted to point out every way this incompetent company ruined the game over the years I'd need half the thread's worth of posts to do it. Go back and queue up some more mayhems addict, gotta get that OP augment just one more reroll!
>>558297596half the games its just a draft diff, one game is yi jungle (topkek), other game is 2 bots (sera+sona) doing nothing praying to get carried, there's a handful of support anivia games, a fucking teemo top (and the teemo picker doesnt even play teemo)also, brother in christ, that's EUNE, anything rank 1 eune might barely touch masters on euw, just farming valor on trash servers at best, if you have no one good to compete against, you wont grow as a player
>>558298090Ezreal looks like he's about to eat feet...
i fucking hate this season so much it's unrealWHY DOES THE GAME PUT SILVER-GOLD-PLAT-EMERALD-DIAMOND PLAYERS TOGETHER IN EMERALD HOLY FUCKIJNG SHITi am spending 80% of my game trying to navigate these people on the map because they are so losti literally cannot do extended teamfights with cooldown management because this concept doesn't exist until emerald 2 or sowhat the fuck am i supposed to do in these dogshit games
>>558298243Feetreal
>>558298243
Since other EU ADC players from here streamed recently I guess it's my turn to stream. It's 4AM here though so no mic.Still, you can witness your local piggatron demoting to emerald, live.https://www.twitch.tv/lolfirestorm
>>558298269idk but i just started playing a month ago n im getting raped in emerald lobbies
>>558297872>>558297940fuck it I'm putting on my ahegao sweater
>>558298085how come?
>>558298090>rammuscan't unsee
These are the two sides of /lolg/ which one are you?
>>558298090evil rapist Sona is real
>>558299119Gotta use the icon of your main
>>558299649I hate the illustration icons because they have the dumbass region in the corner which covers 1/4th of the icon., who at riot thought that was cute?
>>558298837Ahri and Lugs being mages with waveclear and respectable range are more emblematic of what you can expect playing mid lane, learning either or both of them will teach you skills easily transferred to other mid lane champs and will also give you an upfront look at how the other half of mid lanes normal champ pool (assassins like Zed, Talon, Katarina) will play against youLearning to play Quinn won't teach you a ton about playing Mid lane so much as it will teach you a ton about playing Quinn
i0ki says I can play lux support!! ^_^Let's gooo
love luggs
need lugs
My lolg is so fun to lane with
>>558298269I'm sick of seeing silver players in my games, they all love to spam surrender and run it down when they lose lane in the first 5 minutes because they mentally check out.Like of course the plat top laner is going to shit on him every time, I don't care if he's on a winning streak or whatever.
>>558300441cute!
>>558297938Yes the roaming is fun as hell, dont become a waveclear bot
no one played clash with me, then everyone posted about playing it
I had to play with randoms because there was no lolgs that wanted to play with me T_T I think it's because I'm a sissy who is better than them at league of legends
>>558298269half the time it feels like team is first timing their champ this season
>>558300013but i'm in love with quinn>>558301097i don't even like last hitting, i just wanna have map control and vision (due to my supp background)
>>558301406>>558301526Sorry NA bros, EUW has already taken my phone number
baaaaaaabeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>558301526>>558301406lolg is shy pls understand
>>558301865Shy or do they just not play league of legends???
>>558298240Oh so when I lose my games it's my fault but when some content creator OTP loses it's muh draft muh team?
>>558300694this was my teammate in an emerald 3 game btwi genuinely think matchmaking just pushes a bunch of people together out of desperation because there aren't enough playersmy queue times are really fast but the quality of the games is all time low
>>558302129we just know you're that bad since you're crying about it on lolg off all palces
>>558302323>check my last matches>last season diamond sion farming my gold4 zaahen IN A FCUKING RANKED GAME>people's games go up and down a whole tier on average>dude plays 1 game in emerald 2 then plays in plat 4 the next game with all gold teammatesthis has to be a fucking joke at this pointif ranked was working beforehand then why did they feel like shitting on it?
k'sante is the zestiest nigga I ever seen in my life.
>>558302790HATE KSATAN WORST CHAMP RIOT EVER MADE
lets cuddlfe up and weather the snowstorm.....2gether......forever........
tfw no duo to do this type of shenanigans every game
>>558302849c-can we kiss in twisted treeline??
i need a cute double up date
>>558302748>>558302323grandmaster seraphine here... you are correct the matchmaking got so bad with inflated diamonds in grandmaster riot had to shadow nerf mmr gains to such an extent that everyone is gaining only +11 at the highest mmrs... im not gaining +11 though... come and watch me and quinn taking over the ladder tomorrow... i'll also try to speak up more often because anons seemed to really like it when i said "chud" for some reason..
>>558303015>tristana the megling gunner jumping forward despite seeing two people going into that brush
>>558303295>meglingah nah, unc really showin' his age wit dat one, fr, fr. on my mama dis boy be an oldhead
Do not give the duo creature any attention
>>558303219you're barely master whilst getting duo boosted every game
>>558302084both
>>558303662t. jealous poster without a lolg. probably an aram player.
>>558303693im gaining +30 every game... my real mmr is gm... its not "boosting" when you identify top laners are the meta atm and if you don't have performing top laners like the majority of 400 game diamond 4 spastics coming into this elo by sheer volume you will lose at least 40% of your games...
>>558302323I'll say it again. The matchmaking doesn't intend you to climb, it intends you to either have 50% or lose. Lobbies MMRs are all over the place, I can have a Platinum 2 lobby one game and the game after I'm suddenly in a Gold 1 lobby. It legitimately doesn't make sense unless it's the matchmaking being awful, or having to fill the lobby because there are less players.
s17 why were you desperate enough to request yourself added to the onetrick website anywaydoes anyone even use it?
umm yes why don't you reply to me lol... so many people browse my broadcast from it and add me to duo... i simply didn't have the time to grind and its a worthless achievement in the early season anyway to be chally lol in such an inflated season its more of an insult to be challenger palying decays right now...going to have like a 100% winrate tomorrow... w.e...
My life dream is to climb to grandmaster and support s17 to challenger
never let your (you)s touch a dirty post
>>558303662theres nothing with playing with friends
rolled by an ap sera support how embarrassing...
>>558304619is henry the support sera sony player you?
real question lolg, say I spent 3 rolls on the viego skin and I didn't get it. does the counter reset to 80 when it leaves the sanctum or do I still have a chance to get it within 77 rolls?
>233 games...you do realize retard at this early in the season i have the least amount of games played for otps... its almost like im learning with intent and not just spamming games because i have a job or something... if i palyed 30 games a day since january i would be 1500 lp challenger from farming d4s but that doesn't require any skill... theres a reason why im the OTP with a 100% playrate (idk why it says 98%)... with the fewest amount of games on the table... because i'm simply playing the game from a quality vs quantity perspective... im better than every sera OTP on NA atm...
so is this season just top gap simulator? whoever wins top comes out 4 levels up and just dunks on the enemy team once they emerge from their cocoon at 20 minutes
>>558304908the counter does not reset but once the skin leaves you can't get it again unless riot does a special event to put it back in the sanctum
>>558305005yes
>>558305005still jg gap since top gap is usually decided by jg gap just like every other lane just like every season in this dead game
>>558305005It's sidelanes gap as a consequence of jungle gap.
>>558305274what if i secure first blood for my toplaner with a lvl 3 gank then he feeds 7 solo kills to zaahen?
>>558305170thanks.
HOLD THE FUCKING PHONEHOW DO WE NOT HAVE AN AUDREY 2 VELKOZ SKIN YETthink about how perfect it'd be and then I can spam lyrics from the musical in chat whenever I get a kill
>>558299119I've used the crab with sunglasses for the last four years
Do not forget the golden ruleIt is always bot lane
>>558305570FORGOT PIC CAUSE IM A FUCKING MESSAUDREY 2 KOZZY SKIN. RIGHT THE FUCK NOW
Looks like its only the unemployed NA chuds and EU Chads in this thread rn
Would riot even be allowed to have a not piranha plant skin
>>558305918Looks like it's time for you to main Briar - https://runeforge.dev/mods/6ef05393-0a7a-48f6-bd6c-775a1d3a6996
>>558304473see her support champ tierlist
>>558304609There is something wrong with relying on them to boost/maintain your rank though, but according to the creature, everyone is out to throw its games and its games only, so it's totally necessaryBullshit.
I think Rell's range should be doubled.
>>558306160kinobut it's not from the musical so I can't spam lyrics AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
im streaming some more rengar today..
so this fast climber shit is just a scam no? i think everyone i've seen with that is like a silver player cosplaying in emerald
>>558306482how does one even measure that. where is the line drawn
fishe
>>558305005i think most if not all of the top challengers in EUW are all top laners. pun not intended
>Every emerald top laner from last season is now mastersNo no the game isn't horribly balanced its just that every top laner skyrocketed 1000 LP in skill when the date changed from january 7 to january 8
Yone!
>>558307564Cool Fish.
>>558309243my name is Haiji btw
>>558309243hags can be e-kittens too
>>558308101every fish is cool
>enemy jg dia4>in the same game as my gold4 supportMAKE IT STOPMAKEITSTOPALREADYHOLY SHIT
What should I be prioritizing in mayhem I feel like I'm griefing my team
is that viego skin driving his playrate? gotta be the best skin they've ever made, that or OG surprise party stix
>>558309952existing and pressing your buttons. players have 4 apm wondering why the game is boring and shit and people are upset with them
>>558310046it sucks ass
>>558309952Just don't be a KDA retard that's hiding behind the turret at level 3 because he's 30% hp.
>>558309671Even this OverGrown CatFish?!
>>558310046Yeah, probably. If Kayn got a skin anywhere near that good (I know champs like Veig and Vex won't get them), I'd genuinely migrate to jungle just to play it as often as I could. It's easily one of their best.
>>558310046Not really, no. Viego's always had a relatively high pick rate and that has more to do with the fact that he can become any champ in the game along with his Zhonya's on a reset.
>literal nonsense gibberish word salad
just want to play ranked with my duo (my bf who doesn't know he's my bf) but there's always some chucklefuck joining from one of our friend lists preventing me from getting the time alone with him
>>558309891They lost 30% of their playerbase last year because of atakan so now you have to be matched with anyone thats queuing up at the same time
>>558311351>they lost X players because of atakan
>>558310443Fuck no
>>558288639I saw you post this in crpg too bud
>>558311290who is ur bf?have you tried confessing that you want romance queue alone?
And now, the end is near.. And so I face, my final curtainMy friends, I'll say it clear.. I'll state my case.. of which I'm certainI've lived a life that's full.. I've traveled each and every highway.. But more.. Much more than this.. I did it my way..
>>558312109Good. Let's eat him.
>>558308101What's Luxanne drinkin there, goat milk?
how come dota 2 general is full of people who are at least low immortal (equivalent to diamond 1/masters) but lolg is just filled with fucking gold and silver players who just use the general to erpwhat explains such contrast
gm-chall players that aren't successful streamers or proplayers (99.9% of them) are all going to be mcdonald wagies but they keep playing this game for 15 hours a day doing literally nothing else not even having fun just torturing themselves for the illusion of ever making it and they will get nothing out of it because you learn nothing playing this game and you will have the skill set of a middle schooler when you're in your late 30s and so much mental damage that your only hope is getting locked up in a mental institute
>>558313437milk of the poppy
>>558313495i dont get why they dont stream
>>558313645nobody watches them
>>558313807not even to learn to play the game? are they that unentertaining?
>>558313645rank hasn't correlated with viewers for a long time. sure, when league was massive in the west and the ladder still had prestige you could give it a fair try. the biggest proof of the deterioration of competitive integrity and ranked prestige is that when you would play in high elo in the mornings half the lobby would be CN and KR elo boosters without fail. now there are none because no one values ranks enough to pay for them.
>>558313437>>558313545Whole Milk!
>>558313495Majority of them are just employed guys and college students who only play this game and nothing else.I have a friend who's been competing in regional Dota tourneys quite successfully for like 4 years at this point and he's doing fine. Just spamming ranked is even easier probably
>>558313839the vast majority of people watches the biggest streamersthey might watch a few streams to learn something but they won't stick around long term and there is no incentive to keep streaming with no viewers
>>558313467DOTA2 has a much steeper learning curve and not so marketable characters so it attracts much more serious gamers. League if full of Filipinos :C
>>558313984
>>558313984Best drink for washing down pickled goat hooves!
i just tried AoE4 as my first forray in RTS and i immediately found it pointless because i just want to clicky click characters and make them do stuff so i booted up league again
>>558314424Only I eat goat... if you know what I mean I mean I ate real goat before and it was great>>558314280Soraka has all the options.
>>558314906Annnnnd you lost all rights to Raka. What kind of monster would literally eat their wife?
What champion is this?
>it's 2026 and there's no option to disable edge pan or a move only button
>>558315336target champs only?
>>558315395but what if i only want to walk close to the enemy champ
>>558315504click close to them
>>558315175A hungry monster.
>>558315550what if they move suddenly?
can you get banned by people just mass reporting your account? i just got a message i was suspended for one day after I got out of this game even though from what I can tell I did nothing wrong (no I didnt int the ones before this one either)
>steal baron with gangplank ult>still lose the gamei'm so shit at gangplank but he is so fun...
>>558315252Not a champion. A mix of Ashe, Karma, and Mel
>>558316314i get warnings a lot when i start soft inting and running around the jungle in games where my teammates are shit and hostaging. the game acknowledges that you are getting reported but if your score isnt bad/your time in base isnt high and you dont type anything in chat there is nothing the bot can do
>>558317384>your time in base isnt highthats probably what it was, we were turtling for like fifteen straight minutes waiting for the enemy team to push in with baron/elder
Riot said that I was too close to leaving Emerald, so now they're holding me back +18 / -21 is so dumb
>>558315645that's normal with a cutie like youwould
>>558316314>>558317384I've never been warned or banned for bad scores and I unironically go 0/15 often
>>558318097youre retarded
ok so storytime, I was playing mid but then enemy banned velkoz and took hwei. so who the fuck do I pick? then it hit me, a trip down memory lane: ziggs my zigga. I haven't played that fentanyl hamster in so long. could I pull it off? so I go ziggs and he felt so nostalgic to play and I was kinda doing pretty ok vs fizz. every lane was winning except top, and then top mental boomed and ran it down my lane so we lost. bummer, not even the fact I lost, but the reason for the loss. it was so winnable too ahhhhghhhbut then lolgs invited me to a round of norms and that cheered me up enough to do one more game and I finally got a win tonight!there's a clip here Imma make gimme a bit
>>558318097I will always despite Riot's ranking system, it's just anti-player all around.
yuumi lucian kaisa
they do it for free
>>558318238did you go back to university?
>>558318238darius mentioned
sexy mare champion when?
>>558318838lillia
>>558318838stupid sexy hecarim
i am a very lonely loligi will remain this way forever
>>558305274>>558305359JUNGLE IS... LE OW PEE....
>>558313984>>558294510alright anons I take the bait
>>558318868Correrct
>>558318863she's not a mare :(>>558318867hecarim isn't a mare either
>>558319129sometimes it makes me sad, why was i meant to be this way? it makes me very lonely
Any tips for climb through gold?I got to gold 2 and then suddenly I just keep getting matched with Iron / bronze / low silvers. While the other team is golds and plats with the occasional silver.I main top. All these idiots think they know how to play the game, but do nothing but feed and abuse the team. But they expect me to carry because im the gold player. But I usually fill on what the team comp needs. Since no one seems to play tank, I usually go that. I can't do much as a tank if the "carries" on my team just dies 0.2 sec into a fight.I try to peel. But I just don't have the damage to make up for these shit adc's and mid's. Then if I play those roles, my top laner just turbo ints.They expect me to carry, but abuse me when I try to direct the game, or help them with builds. I went from gold 2 back to gold 4. This shit is pissing me off worse than my climb through bronze and silver.
Just took a fat steaming shit on some dog shit probably trans ecouple in the bot lane as a jungle smurfing Get fucked losers I own you
nothing special but the thumbs up he gave me made me happy >>558318676oh, probably won't. but my sister is trying to get me into this other thing that sounds pretty fun. I don't wanna say anything yet though in case it doesn't work out, but she really believes I can do it so fingers crossed>>558318748he almost tiled at the start cause I accidentally ks'd early but then he was all jolly pingwise and chill and even honored me
>>558319326You weret meant to be this way, you want to be this way. And why can only you know.I dont have the badge of freudean armchair projection therapy
i spent basically all of 2025 drinking every day while playing league and now that i quit i legit cant play the game anymorelike im literally silver skill level when sober and gm level when im drunkhow do i fix this? im genuinely considering going back to acloholmaxxing to get my mechanics back
>>558319803sounds like down syndrome g
>>558319769I wish you good luck
>>558319174I'd be hecarims mare
>get ixital augment>quests are lose 10 times in a row for 400 sheckles or reroll 20 times for 10 sheckleshow do you even run this dogshit faction, this has been my experience every time.
>>558319597if you're not opting to play a hard carry, you're basically dedicating yourself to "winning your lane" and climbing slowly through being more competent than the person you're laning against, unfortunately this really builds up to you being consistent, not tilting and just averaging out a 55-60% WR which mean you'll just need a lot of games in general, as the climb will be slowif anything, dont bother trying to fix your teams lineup, and focus on playing your best champions, hopefully ones that have a way to close out games through either hard pushing or dealing with enemy carries
obviously she doesn't go to school lolall she does is waste time on a videogame
>>558318373yeah, just make it +15 -15 with no double LP or LP guards and let it all sort itself
>>558320086Who is she?
>>558319894thanks man, you too!
>>558319781well its not like anyone here wants to talk or play with me, im too dull and boring
>>558319769i thought literally anyone can go and finish school whats your problem?t. played league for hours and still managed to pass
>>558320265Didnt someone recently ask you to play and you just went "hurr durr noo you will just do hurr" something like this?You just want to spamm the shit over and over again
>>558320161https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/489920532/#489954848mentally ill druggie
>>558320639i think youre just confusing me for someone else
>>558320817Might be more than just onei a alone lolg. poster, my bad.Just add people from here then, theres a lot of cringe incels and trannys, but most people are ok
>my ritual spam has more merit than your ritual spam
>>558320932ive tried that but i just see everyone playing together without me now, im not interesting or new anymore so no one really talks to me
>>558320086Ye, but we all know that you're still in school under8bruh>>558320705Looks like a really symphatic woman with a lovely laughing voice to me
>>558309891this can't be good for that cat
>>558321021she's not going to send your feet pics kg give up already
>>558275489happy valentimes, lolg
>>558321357You seem incredibly angry? Did you get rejected by her?>she's not going to send your feet picsWhy should she send around pictures of my feet? i can send you some hairy feet if you want them so bad
>>558321010Then it just didnt work out with them? Surely theres more people
>>558319997Cheers for the advice
>>558319913i want u to be my mare though :(
What about mare maid?
least estrogen-filled botlane
>>558322471need more cafe cuties skins
>>558319769the thumbs up of approvalgood ult
Objectively correct champ annoyance tierlist
>>558322868What's wrong with Ahri? She's the most honest mage.
>>558322868>Ahri at the top of the listAre we even playing the same game?
>>558323093>>558322976I was putting them in alphabetical order, only the tiers matter
>Bard is a viable midlaner below diamond 3thoughts?
>>558322868>decent to play against>milio>neeko>twitch>udyrwhat could he possibly mean by this
>>558323283>Water is wetter in the south hemisphere sphere
>>558322471man this skin slop has really gotten out of hand
>>558322868>Made by Epstein himselfKill yourself and burn in hell Jeff.
>>558322868>Pedophile TierHUH ?! Rakan is the most honest champion in the game thoughever.If you pick Rell into him you can completely shut him down.
I don't think normal and ranked mmr are any different in current year. I played against bronze-gold in normals only ever. Then I ranked up in ranked mode without playing any normals and got up to emerald mmr.Now my normal games are emerald mmr.How is this possible if there are seperate mmrs?
>>558322471bottom lane
>Jinx and Freiren made it to the porn ads as offmodelflatfags in SHAMBLES, sonasisters winning BIGLY
>>558323921>Rakan is the most honest championthis thing just refuses to stand still while i kill it ffs
*dies alone*
>>558323921stfu nigger
>>558324415*Revives you with my champion ability*
low elo top mains are more delusional and cry more than adc mains
>>558324683*walks to enemy jungle and dies to wolves*
>>558324190on everybody soul we crackin quirk chungus
The Tribunal was fun, they should bring it backI miss League jury duty
>>558324773*Shen+Soraka ults you*
>>558325262*tanks five consecutive turret shots with the last of my health I turn to Shen to shed a single tear down my despairing before running into the fountain*
>>558325560*reality warping finger snap that immediately turns mixed your DNA with that of a darkin, bloodborne, yordle, god, watcher, ascended and celestial at the same time so you literally can't die but still be strong enough to learn to live without forcing you right now*
>>558326409Why have you cursed me.. I hate you.
>ADC autofilled>walks up on his own 1v2 while behind>keeps pushing solo no vision>does no damage>"But I'm not main ADC*I'm...like, this has something to do with the brain. It's not about being main ADC or no, how do you now understand at least to not push alone without vision? We won but dammit.
Oh so we're just not allowed to climb this season
>>558326652Sorry *ekko ults getting back in time before the curse*
>>558326658tip for autofilled adcspick hitler champ like jinx smolder and win
>>558326832yabe
>>558326832sorry babe, you know how it isif they put you against people 3 whole ranks lower than you, games which you should carry 11 out of 10 times, then the moment you fail... it is how it is, we'll be taking that LP back, yoinkage
really feels like mayhem is turning into arena 2: electric boogaloo where everyone has figured out the op augments and best champs and now its no fun allowed unless you pick meta shit
mix mix swirl mix
>>558326865*dies*
>>558322868you can tell this imagine was made by a support tranny that only no-test champs only without even seeing he last tiergraves, nunu, urgot, and anti-dive champs in punching bag tierdiana, nasus, and xin in fun to play againstksante in annoying tierkappachungus
You can't spell "fetish" without a "fish"
any tips for starting out with rengar?
>>558327245run him mid... its his best role...
>>558327245>do literally whatever the fuck you want>winenjoy
>>558327245yeah dont play him if your are below diamond you are to geneticsgapped to play him
gm lolglets have a great amazing day today
>>558327245First you click on rengar during champion select and then-TONIGHTWEHUNT
>>558327372good morning! you too!
>>558327372My day is gone and it wasn't amazing
>load in game>game crashes>re-open client to enter the game again>"Unable to connect to server etc etc">lose LP>BUT get no leaverbuster penalty(???)Has this happened to anyone here yet? this is the second time this week i had to lose lp because of this bullshit
>our jungler hard flames me all game long, his ego is completely in shambles because we gave up scuttle and first dragon>im completely unphased and we end up winning because enemy support starts trolling (another ego shattered)chills deluxebeing stoic is the biggest boost for climbing in diamond it seems
hmmm im 100lp off lowmastai couldplay my 80% winrate champ over 30 games champ and turboclimborrun it down on my 45% winrate main over 40 gamestough decision
>>558327546omg twin
the clot thickens
>>558327890this is the guy who hard flamed me btwkinda embarrassing desu
>>558327924Do you also have crippling ailments?
im fucking killing myselfwhen i play afk farm adcs my support picks cancer aggresive supports but when i need engage they pick fucking soraka lulu just rape me atp
>>558328261Poor adc baby
>>558328213no i'm just depressed and useless same as 99% of lolgs
>>558328546We can be depressed together until you decide I'm worse than you and then can feel better by saying all of those mean things directed at me to make yourself feel better.
digging in my belly button
>>558328702>until you decide I'm worse than younot possible
>>558328903Come on it will be easy think of all the ways people have betrayed you then project it onto me. >>558328715Did you find gold?
>>558328261erm ummm uuuuuh... have you tried the easy solution of... making your support pick first?
>>558329102low elo post
>>558329203i'm low elo and i understand that counter pick support is extremely valuable
>>558327890i have to mute all when people get like that, i get way too distracted
>>558329203>>558329365clearly doesn't work for this adctard if he gets the superior support counterpick
>>558329475adcsissies are always crying you already know that
>>558329365im lower elo and I almost always go for first or second pick and still watch my other teammates gap themselves on a regular basis
>>558329102NTA but the support matchup is important for lane so its better that theyre one of the last people to pick but support/adcs dont hover anything anymore for some reason. Sometimes I ask to pick at the same time as them and they still wait till the last second even after I hovered my mains. That's when I pull out the APC/Yuumi.
what a kawaii morning!
i'm so lonely bros, can i pull a girl through league?
>>558329853yeah just not any worth your timeor well if you're asking this you have to be pretty trashy so maybe someone on the same level as you sure
>>558329853go for juicychat ai and with the daily tokens you'll have enough fun to have that feeling pass
>>558329920then which game should i learn to pull a decent gf? xiv?>>558329958i want sex
>>558329853if by "girls" you mean social rejects roleplaying as girls then maybe
>>558330043correction im roleplaying as a sheep
>>558329853define girl
>>558330000nice quads, but even those wont get you sexits even worse if you're trying to go find something through a platform that isn't meant for it, you'll end up being a loser
>>558330147i'm already a loser so idc
I dont want a lol gf
>>558330292i prefer my lamb with a fully functional Vagina
>>558329853i am definitely a girl and i definitely hope you find one through playing league of legends
>>558329048no no im simply too enlightenedjust because someone else hurt me doesn't mean you're a bad person, that's silly
>>558326832TWITCH HAS NEVER BEEN A LETHAL TEMPO TYPE OF CHAMPION. YOU ONLY NEED TO AUTO A COUPLE OF TIMES IN LATEGAME AT MOST FROM 9999 RANGE AND THAT'S IT UR DONE
guys how do I win a game where my malphite is useless and enemy yorick just split pushes the entire game? Every other lane was even or ahead and it was completely unplayable. #junglelivesmatter
>>558330829Why wont you hurt me anon you must think i do not matter?
>>558322868Kalibros...we're less cancer than Ahri?We need to step up our game!
>>558330301I want a gf that plays something else with me.Imagine you have a girlfriend and instead of doing fun things with her you spend the time playing league of legends with her
back to the ranked grind.>>558330319those are out of stock
Where Shyvana? I need to see if they fix her design some more before release, and what the skins are like...
>>558331548honestly im surprised they didnt release her in q1 demacia season since now the 2nd half is going to be lockes releasemaybe split 2
>>558331601Yeah...I'd be stunned if they manage two champ releases, and I'm genuinely nervous about Shyvana's release as is. Locke hasn't been teased basically at all, unless it's that guy from the background of the Garen comic. And if THAT is the new champ, then egh...
>>558331849>unless it's that guy from the background of the Garen comic.yehonestly last year was the same deal, stuff wasn't teased all that much prior to the release window like the yunara/xin beat 'em up coming out one or two patches prior to her actual release.zaahen basically got no teaser at all and was nearly shadowdropped with how everyone expected him to be a bird and shit. the only "teaser" that came out was the leaks that nobody liked that he was this weird humanoid and not the bird from the comicnew champ releases have been bad for a while
>only +24it's over... jk it's fine>>558329406understandable but it's also a golden opportunity to hone your mind
>>558331949aurora was good. her client minigame mogs.
>>558332062what minigame did she even get
>>558331949Sigh. Well, fingers crossed.And I know, but I like having some actual fucking teasers. Some cool stuff to look forward to. Instead I look at the fucking client and feel nothing but dread.Ah well...
>>558331309ill be the placeholder bf to your emotionally stunted ass in an attempt for you to get over your ex, you can even say I lovebombed you or some gay zoomer speak when were done>>558331292if you had noone with waveclear to feed those into then it was lost in champ select. Yorick doesnt even have to win his lane to do his thing its cancer. Malphite could have potentially gone full AP and chunk at least one person even if hes 1/5
>>558332062>>558332141ohthe forge "minigame" with ornni completely forgot about it lol
>>558331849>> And if THAT is the new champ, then egh...>not being excited for Thorfinn in Leagueshaking my gigantic cockhead to be honest famalam
>more m*le champsno thanks
>>558332309Not THAT guy, THIS guy. I'm still hoping it's the white boy with motion, but given this is Riot...
>>558332370hes gonna eff ur league waifus anon oh no
>>558332545>>558332309his first skin is going to be a faerie court skinits zaahen all over againhe'll look nothing like he does in the comicits probably fighter ezreal
>>558332545i heard some shit about vayne having followers and this nigga is one of them cause of the glassesif that's real that's turbo gay, vayne being a sigma female lone wolf is way cooler
>>558332545god I hope it's not this edgy batman like dudeI'm tired of the edgy champs, gimme Thorfinn in League for fuck sake
Are you guys getting the mayhem border on your alt accounts?
>>558331465how much time do you spend on ranked...
>>558332193>Malphite could have potentially gone full AP and chunk at least one person even if hes 1/5he went 1 ap item and had 4 kp at the end of the game
>>558333467you can see on my opgg
>>558333187I don't have alt accounts because im not insecure
>>558334153ok but who asked you
>>558334825*ptoo*spits on your stupid gay face
>>558327136*Lives with a memory of this for life*
>>558333187no its not that good the level thing on the top ruins the top part which sucks
why do otps ask for last picks, im going to murder these people in minecraft
>>558334962so they dont get counterpicked obviously. if katarina first picks enemy will pick some gay chungus shit like vlad or kass
>>558334962because noone ever picks their champ and they get fucked over the most by counterpicking
>>558334897>the level thing on the top ruins the top part which sucksHow often are you looking at your profile anon...
>>558335031>>558335109that's the thing i give them last pick and these otp faggots still counterpick themselves like WHY DO YOU ASK FOR LAST PICK IF YOU ARE GOING TO SHITPICK ANYWAY
>>558335439quite often! i'm sticking with my blue
almost...
>>558335626oops i posted the wrong clip. baa...
>>558335745that e flash looked so satisfying
I can't use the Poro King banner since it's not centered / misaligned.And you now you see it too
>>558319597JUST PLAY TANKS AND ONLY BUILD EXODIA TANK ITEMS. STRONGEST CLASS OF BOTH CHAMPIONS AND ITEMS IN THE GAME JUST PERMABAN VAYNE AND U SHOULD BE GOOD SINCE THE ONLY OTHER REAL COUNTERS TO YOU ARE KINDA HARD TO PULL OFF
lowelo webms look like theyre in slowmo
>play metaslave mid>lose>play Singed mid>winFeels like most players dont know what to do when the funny fast man reaches them at match5 speed
>>558334962SO THEY CAN COUNTERPICK THEMSELVES DUH! WHY ELSE WOULD WOULD THESE SHITTERS BE CALLED ONE TRICKS IF THEY'RE NOT GOING TO COUNTERPICK THEMSELVES LMFAOOOO
>>558336842they are. the tickrate of the game increases subtley as you go up in rank
>>558337080I played against 2 Singed midlane this week, what's up with it? My only counterplay was trying to freeze to my tower so they can't get CS, but I'm left pinned in midlane in the process.
>>558334962I always ask for first pick since I know I'm counterpicking myself anyways
low elo slave moments look like they're in slowmo
>>558337641I see it I think its just the lack of movement between autoattacks lol
three wins in a row! today has been a good day in soloq
I'm stuck in d1 lowmaster d1 lowmaster d1 lowmaster
>>558335442an otp should always swap with someone that wants it or they have no right being being an otp
You wouldn't a fish.
>>558306482you don't realize the bullshit that occurs when you pick seraphine bot... random first time smolder mid top... random senna sona supports... EVERYONE fucking up the team comp to compensate for their shrimp dicks because somehow masters players think they know how to play other champions when they can only climb with one...50% of my losses alone are from people first timing champs lol... no ADC has to suffer like id o...
>>558340454Yes, everyone else should adjust to compensate for (You) when the simple, easy and proven solution is to pick a "proper" adc
so i can't duo with a d4 friend in d1 but the game still forces me into d4 mmr lobbies where is the logic in this
>>558340727How about you just play the champions that you know how to play you inbred ape... adc players don't have to get griefed by first time smolder players mid.... yet that's what happend in like 20% of my games this season... only when I duo with a quinn top my team doesn't lose their minds...You accuse me of having a victim mentality when it's simply diamond 4 retards griefing me every time due to inflation...
>Riot wrote plus instead of minus 10 when nerfing ekko's passiveLmfaooooo don't forget to roll the exalted skin gwelio
>>558341589Because you are one of millions of players and saying that this shit only happens to you is statistically unlikely, so I'm calling bullshit. You cannot change your team, you can only change yourself
I never take the rift herald because I can't handle the responsibility
>>558341792Seraphine bot has to deal with teammates first timing Champs more because their inbred brains think they need to compensate... what's so unlikely about that...
>>558341589I haven't followed the discussion but the "You can't expect the team to adapt to you" is a fair point. Really. I'm playing one champ and when it gets banned or picked I have to move to the next champ I can play, which results being an actually awkward pick in the team. It's me trying to play with the team on a gimped pick, not all the way around.
>>558342792rofl
>>558342792Because she has a 52% WR in masters+ (and E+) you absolute fucking troglodyteGet a grip, stop whining and get good
>seraphine bot nigger talking about inflationye suicidal tranny, u are not plat max on anything but that
>>558342823I'm not asking for my team to play around my pick.... I'm asking the opposite you illiterate hick... just play what you normally play even with a Sera bot my utility will carry... first timing smolder as a fucking Galio main does fuck all.. >>558343098I have more % winrate on that it's far higher it was like 80% a week ago now I'm getting griefed on my smurf.... have like 54% winrate against gms on the main lol...>>558343181So you can apply the logic to me... an otp that when I'm off my pick I don't do as well... but you excuse every one of my teammates when they do the same thing... isn't that hypocritical...
>>558343462So you have a higher win rate than the average sera bot and you're crying about getting griefed (also seemingly more often than the average sera bot)? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>team picking lethality champs in all roles>enemy has tanksThank GOD I locked in my infamous Malphite adc, I felt something was off with this lobby
>>558343680It's legit winnable if your team is good. I mean, they're not. But I see this shit all the time in high elo. Talon viego pantheon with fukken jhin ADC or some shit. And they just steamroll and get a 23 min soul or some retarded shit. Soloq is a joke
lolg forgot how to play league
>>558343672Yes...? I have lost like 100 lp across both accounts from dodging unwinnable comps... I am complaining my winrate should be in the 70% in solo q if it weren't for griefers.... the fact that I simply need my top lane duo to not int is simply enough for me to 1v5... I am a bit sad riven isn't replying to my messages though...
>When you realize it's your top laner's forced win gameGuy kept inting but no matter what the system decided we were going to win this game I guess
>>558343825You are lower elo than me, be quiet you little low masters pig
>>558343462You should know better than me that you are playing a support champ in a carry role, where everyone expects damage to be put out. Instead you play mixed support-AP. There is a perfect lane where you can do that: midlane. Shove, and you can shove because as far as I know Seraphine has alright damage and range for that, then go follow your jungler around. You could reach high than wherever you are now, so either you don't have the macro or the skill for that.
>>558344109Who the hell do you think you are? "RIOT OWES ME AN INSANE WIN RATE BECAUSE I THINK I'M GOOD WAAH WAAAH"
>its 2026 and niggers in lolg are still trying to argue with profesional ragebaiter HenryIs17disgusting, cya tomorrow lolgee
>>558344905Sometimes I hope the wall has a semblance of sentience.
>>558344532Seraphine mid is griefing lmao... look at the winrates it's legit unplayable there...>>558344632So just a coincidence the moment I duo with someone who mains their role, top the riot algorithm magically turns off...? Oh wait it doesn't... lux supp stole all my cs because she was unhappy I wasn't coinflipping vs pyke... I'm not asking for much just for my top laner to be human but its too much of an order for me not to get 4 apes every game so I can settle for 3 apes I guess... not my problem if the game doesn't want me to win solo ill just duo like 95% of the gm challenger ladder... do you find it funny how tfblade has to duo to get out of low masters... how every streamer has to duo out...? Duoing makes me smart because I realize the game is rigged from the start if you only solo.... no wonder I have a 100% winrate past few days...
lolg has no content
>>558345329*consent
>>558344905It feels as though he was trolling at first but now this fake identity became a part of his agp fetish ritual, like Sneaky or 60% of lolg avatarfags
>>558345198You can duo but then don't act high and mighty when the only reason you're climbing (fast since your WR solo is also positive you should be climbing solo too) is because of your ins4n3 skillzAlso consider that perhaps it's not everyone else's (the game, your mates, the weather, what foot you stood up with this morning) fault that you're struggling, it's YOUWhatever, I tire of arguing with someone who lacks basic introspection and critical thinking skills. Enjoy your games.
>>558345403...
mix mix swirl mixon my wayhwuh he he HA HAHAHA
been playing darius jungle lately(first timing)champ feels nice but he is still just a fucking dariusremember all those ult reset moments in montages where players get triples and above? yea they aren't as common have to buy ghostblade first else the champ is cucked? enjoy having 0 hp item on a bruiser until 2nd item componentsyou locked in darius as a flex pick early? they just drafted double control mages and ranged champs with dashes (regardless of what your teammates picked)i regret talking shit about dariusfags nowchamp fucking sucks to play in a team environment but he is still kinda fun
Imagine resting your head on Sonas huge boobs
>>558345198>look at the winratesI won't, I don't care as much you'd think.How is it griefind even? You have Xerath's range and enough damage to waveclear, you don't have to trade you just have to roam with the jungler. Come on, you are Master or something, I think you can do it.
friendlist module is down gg xD we are talented at riot games
>>558345612I don't get darius jungle, I never understood whats the point in itthe strongest moment for darius is in lane, vs some melee chud because he is fucking busted with his passive and for the long, long time until they introduced 10 other broken retard proof champs he could just rape you with no counterplay for the first 15 minutes of the game. repeatedly. teamfights and skirmishes after laning phase were always his weak point if you were above bronze. yea you farm fast in jungle because riot gigabuffed you but you still get kited like a bitch, and you waste what I think is his strongest moment in the game on PvE.I don't get it. explain it to me if you can I'm low elo scum.
time to queue support and run it the fuck down
>>558345575>would you rather play 50 games of dogshit quality games to get to the reward or 20 games of dogshit quality before getting good games with someone who won't contribute to the dogshit...Wow hard choice guyzzzz...>>558345695Mansplaining... you won't rob me of my agency to decide how I will and won't play the game when I already know the best strategy, build, and runes of the champ I have 3m mastery points on... how about you shove your ego down your throat and choke on it acting like you know Sera mid is better than bot when the #1 Sera otp 2025 by lp the entire year is telling you Sera bot is good when your teammates aren't subhuman...
ARTIFICIAL LIFE WE KNOWSYNTHETIC HEARTS ON OVERLOOAAAAAAAD
>>558345991Hell yeah
>>558322868you placed aphelios malphite malzahar shaco yone yorick ambessa jax belveth trannymere shen tahm all correctly in cancer so i won't even comment on you putting senna in "fun"
>>558346064>shove your ego down your throat>proceeds to tell me how big and great his mastery on Seraphine isFunny.
>>558345990Junglers can pick and choose when they engage the other jungler. Being able to win that 1v1 gives you a ton of options.Jungle Darius can almost always win a scuttle fight. Jungle Darius can stop his opponent from ever soloing grubs or dragon and usually kill them before anyone comes to help. Jungle Darius can invade whenever the opportunity arises where he won't get collapsed.He's basically a shitty zaaheen but with resets so snowballing is on the table
i have headache, will be cute yuumi sissy, i can't play anything else rigtht now
>>558345540Sometimes you're just in too deep to come clean. I joined a community once saying I was a girl to get more attention, not for fetish reasons, and then made actual friends who would be devastated to learn our friendship was built on a lie. To this day I still have to put up the facade.
what do you guys think of my smurf
>>558346845just transition?
Yuumibvlls run this joint.
>>558346913nice ign but very unoriginal main champ for a smurf
>>558346983Is this better
>>558346972Shut the fuck up and get back on my cock yuumi
i think i'm done with league this game fucking sucks. there's nothing i can do when my teammates are shit and i have to 1v5, which is every single game ever. i'll switch to singleplayer games instead
>>558346721>Being able to win that 1v1 gives you a ton of options.I see, that makes sense. so you basically rely on enemy jungler fighting you on early objectives and snowballing off that? I guess with darius that should be easy enough>>5583470247/10, still a popular pick amongst smurfs but allowing much more creativity in how you stomp lanes and games
>>558347164>muh teamA tale as old as time itself
>>558345640I may have been making slop related to that
>>558347347if i win my lane and don't have negative kda then the only factor remaining for why i lost is my team. you could say that i'm just not good enough to carry 1v5 and therefore i am bad and you'd be right, but I also think needing to carry 1v5 every game is bullshit.
>>558344326yeah ive seen this before. some 15 or 30% at best duo comes in my game and it's like suddenly the enemy's average elo might as well be bronze
>>558347238It's more like you rely on the enemy team to not help their jungler. It's not really in his controlLaners are pretty retarded below like, emerald. You can literally walk in and kill their jungler and they won't even leave their minion wave until after he's dead.
>>558347024>>558347238for the record, what I would consider a 10/10 pick is something like malphite. Most smurfs don't play him, why would they. But I faced off against one like that some time ago. raped me with no lube going full ap, and later wasn't even interested in winning the game, he just had a vendetta against my adc and was willing to invade our base to kill like 1/12 jinx as soon as she moves off fountain. absolute chad, I enjoyed my rape
THAT'S WHAT WE CALL GANG SHIT, NIGGERJust bought a skin, put is as my background picture, then refunded it
>>558347423My face goes there.
Yo what the fuck is this dogshit skin? They legit made a nog Ryze skin? Let's hope it feels smooth at least
>>558347423hand over the Sonasloppas
>>558347829>pale white skin>viking braids>nog
>>558348059>Guardian of the sands>VikingNigga...
Whos the Sparxie of League of Legends
>>558348508MKOI because they're clowns
>>558348508I really hate that I was able to understand this image
>>558345540wait so seraphine is 17 is actually henry or are you joking
>>558348194the sands of luskentyre
>>558348707stop jerking to porn 500 times a day
9cs/m and barely any damage!
>>558348946That will not undo the damageIt's like going cold turkey on league. Won't change the fact that I've wasted 10k hours of the prime of my only life on a Chinese children's game
>>558348724Seraphine is 17 used to be called Henry something(Not Henry eggplant thats dumbdigger it was Henry something else) before she started doing this "egirl ragebaiting" under the name SeraphineIs17/Elodie and eventually actually becoming transgender.
>>558349261it can mitigate further damage
>>558349274/lolg/ lore is crazy…
>ADC that refused to rotate and collapse against enemy ADC blames the team for losingUhm, I think it has something to do with you not teaming but we might be wrong.
>>558349881Uhm you type like a retarded faggot so you are probably wrong. Hope this help! <3
>>558349228thought this was ashe for a second xD
>>558345425she does kind of look like an alien in that pic
>>558350684she is an alien
>>558350684PLEASE stop posting this horrifying alien>>558350735thank you. someone that understands
>>558350684>>558350735still would
The absolute state of botlane interaction:https://streamable.com/e0uzhj
>>558351210xd
>>558351169maskless kindred, then?
>>558351210what the hell
i just looked at the archive and some of you need to switch up your gimmicks its been too long
>>558351210slavoj is fucking great https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qj4cxK-nOTwleague of legends kill mel and behead akshan
>>558352556why not share some of your findings?
>i just looked at the archive
perusing the tomes…
>>558350332Wow kill yourself you too!
I just checked your reddit post history and well ermm its not looking good folks
Don't kill yourselfLife is a blessing
Kill yourselfLife is coalslop
If you get upset over ontopic posts you are a retard that should kill himself.
Skewgod just manhandled ElpoyaWe need a support tho
Just found out Taliyah has a penis
League of Legends?
geedra kiddy diddla
Sneed of Legends
>>558353482you found that in the archive?
>niggertroon cloak
yes it was spongebob music
Boobers
Why the fuck would they make an MMO in 2026? Nobody plays MMOs anymore other than WOW and OSRIt's just a bizarre choice, a singleplayer RPG would've made more sense
>>558353864me on the left
>>558353864If you're going to post slop at least make sure the legs aren't fucked up
>>558353864Sona's colossal dong...
picking verified cancer picks is like putting the training wheels back on and dropping 20 bombs on jinx adc in emerald
>>558353884Riot is stupid. They're probably looking to get any money back on it after wasting so much time.
>>558349274no way he trans bro spoke on mic and he a full blown dude
>>558354604thats kap asf
how are you supposed to trade against diana?
>>558353935They arent fucked up that middle "leg" is her cockIts futa
elyoya needs to retire already
https://x.com/RiotPhroxzon/status/2025991083541545241
>ekko>get nerfed because a bit oppressive>win drops below 50%>this patch>winrates raise to 52%>his passive has 80% ap scaling>except in this current patch it has 100% ap scalingL O L we need to delete all niggers from this game starting with k'sante, ekko, akshan. karma gets a pass because she never used to be so fucking black and we should go back to when she looked like a nice cup of milky hot chocolate.
>>558355709dont let their words fool you they want to take away your lp and demote you to gemerald
>>558356165i am already a gemerald chud
>>558355709Nice for the improvement on lobby pairings but the demotion chunks sounds like just another artificial caveat to make climbing harder.
>>558356319Oh spare me the bullshit, climbing is easier in 2026 than it's ever been
>>558355709unless they reset everyone's ranks to what they had last season this whole year is cooked and uber inflated
>>558356842it was at the start of the season, but if you didn't exploit the increased gains then you just got fuckedsince the 2nd patch of this season they had a mmr calculation bug that pretty much makes you move at snail pace
>>558357072Nigger don't make me come over there and rape you. You're talking about some retarded bug that affects some challenger players, what the fuck does that have to do with you
>>558357072even if YOU didn't get to abuse +30lp shit, you got to play vs people who should be 400lp below you and should be able to climb that way
>be redside>be adc>be 2nd pick rotation>support is 1st pick rotation>initiate swap with support so they can counterpick>they swap with the jungler in 1st pick rotationMan
>>558357159>some challenger playersthe entirety of the playerbaseeven if you would assume that it only affects chall players, the post itself already says that this bug is ESPECIALLY BAD in master+reading comphrenesion is sure difficult nowadays
>>558357516>We're actively looking into a mitigation to resolve the bad LP gains in Challenger, nothing to share back yet, but mainly weighing our options.>This change would get everyone back closer to +-20LP in wins/losses, rather than +10/-30LP that a few people are experiencing currently (about 30% of Challengers)stupid rapebait
Gods2
>quick as a fox>hehehe>quick as a fox>hehehe>QUICK AS A FOX>HEHEHEI FUCKING HATE THIS FUCKING CHAMPION
>>558357893>you now remember mouthbreathers who got excited that "G2 IS FINALLY DEAD" when they were jerking off in swiss stage, like they do every fucking yearfeels good to not care about this shitshow
>>558357914
>>558358032To be fair they don't look like they will achieve anything internationally
>>558358281>>558358281>>558358281
>the clot thickens>let us pool our efforts>go ahead, be negative >I'm positive I love this dude
>>558358137I don't remember last time they looked like they had any hopes of achieving anything internationally, but thats not the point, they still clear whole EU, like always
>>558343917>remember how to play assfaggot>my brain clicks on the vampire elysium ps5 shortcut insteadyikes oof. no assfaggot then i guess
