Welcome to Sonic the Hedgehog General! Here we discuss ALL things Sonic!/sthg/ #9086 - Amy Rose's Infinite Love and Compassion EditionWelcome to Sonic the Hedgehog General! Here we discuss ALL things Sonic!==NEWS==>Sonic the Hedgehog's 35th anniversaryhttps://www.sega.com/sonic-the-hedgehog?tab=35th-anniversary>Sonic the Hedgehog 4 to release on March 19, 2027https://x.com/SonicMovie>Paramount Developing Sonic Movie Spin-Offshttps://comicbook.com/gaming/news/sonic-the-hedgehog-spin-off-movies-report-paramount/==Comic Release Dates==Sonic the Hedgehog: Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds - 04 March 2026Sonic the Hedgehog #85 - 11 March 2026Sonic the Hedgehog #86 - 08 April 2026DC x Sonic the Hedgehog: Metal Legion #1 - 06 May 2026Sonic the Hedgehog #87 - 13 May 2026Sonic the Hedgehog: 35th Anniversary Special - 15 December 2026==GENERAL INTEREST LINKS==https://rentry.org/sthglinks>Milestone pastebin:https://pastebin.com/LJCfZhY4>Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#sonic-gamemod-recommendation-spreadsheet>Perfect System Collection:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#perfect-system-collection>Sonic comic scans:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#comics>Sonic shows:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#shows>SAGEhttps://sagexpo.org/>SHChttps://shc.zone/>#10000 Projecthttps://pastebin.com/Fb8Bt4ru>/sthg/ booru:https://sthg.booru.org/>/sthg/ OC info:https://sthgoc.tumblr.com/archive/>/sthg/ CyTube:https://cytube/r/sthg>/sthg/ Pixel World:https://ourworldofpixels.com/sthgPrevious Zone: >>558307334
YEEEEEEEEEESLOOK AT MY WIDE EYED CUTIEMY REAL ONE!!!!!
>>558324668>Amy threadThe Monkey’s Paw curls…
Cream the Rabbit!
>>558324763It could of been worse like a tails thread.
>was going to do a thread where the image was a Lego Dimensions screenshot with Sonic and Blossom>amyfag beat me to itGOD FUCKING DAMN IT FUCK YOUR STUPID PINK SLUTHO
>>558324759sex with sonic
>>558324763This is clearly a female mobians thread.
>>558324668:*)
>>558324842Trve…
>>558324785Cream is only for Klonoa. Back off filthy faggot.
>>558324903but the boys are also in the OP...
>>558324896*sluthoggoddd fuckkkk minor spelling mistake nooooooo
>>558324947All mobian women are made for human men
>>558324896Calm downAt least the klunkfag isn’t dominating right now.I am still here supporting no klunk around hereWe will be safe
Harassing the waiter at the waffle house.Leaving chewing gum under the chairs.Pissing all over the floor at the bathroom.
>>558325018>Human men
>>558325059fuck you
Rosie my dearest
>>558325046...fine, I absolutely fucking hate Amy but my hatred for KLUNK outweighs it
>>558324896>>558325001You wanted a non-Klunk thread. You got one.
>>558325091i mean fuck me
>>558325018>human men
>>558325076Of course. All female anthros of every time are made for and submit to the wills and cocks of high test human males. Can you not relate?
>>558325169...god fucking damn it.
Last thread really proved there are only a few people in this general. And it looks like femcels at that.
Ok Profesor come get your science project out of the thread even im over it
>>558325137Kinda weird how we are the only ones who are against klunkCall me Scarcos>>558325169Kys right now you son of a motherfucking bitch
>>558325235image not loading fully........I have failed
>blossomnigger sperging
>>558325169>>558325273>both mobile file namesWait a minute…
Sheep wife
>>558325364anon are you seriously thinking I'm the klunkfag due to fucking filenames
Nothing ever happens.
>>558325076>>558325235>humen men
>>558325373Boromir…
Crying won't un-rape you.
Why are you posting in this troll thread when >>558321954 was clearly first and this one will get deleted?
>>558325169You are the worst motherfucking bitch I have ever met kys never come backThis is the real wide eyed cutie. Sonic is. Not uncle clanker.
>>558321954>>558321954>>558321954This thread was first, and it technically is related to Sonic in some way. This thread will soon be saged.
>>558325592we are NOT posting in the fucking klunk thread, NUH-UH.
saw someone say the mascot moms are reddit so i just wanna let that dumbass nigga know that no, all redditbro ocs are plebbit, this general will only know peace when they stop getting posted/forced
>>558325420Now let me tell you a story about a young woman who, when she was little, was led into a dark forest by a witch and almost eaten. She had fallen for the friendly voice without discernment and was led astray. She had escaped before being thrown into the oven but would have a scar for the rest of her life. When she had grown, she sought revenge on the witch and entered the forest again willingly, this time with the confidence of age and experience. She was greeted at the mouth of the forest by a young boy who offered to help guide her through the darkness. She welcomed the help and followed the young boy over the river, through the jagged trees, and toward a small house. 'Come,' the boy said, 'rest here before killing the witch.' The young woman was tired and would kill the witch in the morning. She followed the boy into the house. The oven door closed. The witch would finally have her meal.
>Klunktroons are becoming so desperate to keep their shitty troll thread alive that they’ve resorted to trying to gaslight the Jannie’s
>>558325661What the fuck does any of this mean?
You weren’t supposed to bake a new thread after someone else already did long before you.
>>558325334sorry, he died, I take care of Blossom now and she isn't leaving, sorry.
>>558325647No never we will, blossomanon. I am currently stirring people closer toward this one at this very moment.
So after a few hours removed from the events in question, do we have a verdict?
>>558325732SIX SEVENNNN
>>558325759Not him but what does some 1980s burger joint mascot got to do with Sonic?
This is why we can't have nice things.
>>558325704>young woman Lanolin >The Witch Eggman >The boyDuo (Mimic)
>>558325856I was too quick to judge blossanon, there are people here somehow worse than them
>be an insufferable fucking avatarfag>get mad at other insufferable fucking avatarfag>all of it offtopic of course but hey, it's the sonic general i need my dopamine hit>start shit every time because your autism can't be tamed>entire thread derails for the 200000th time over snca bullshitIf only i could meet all of you irl and put my hands around your neck.
>>558325873Yeah because people bake 30+ minutes after a new thread is already active
>>558325868Underage crap fuck off leave you are not meant to be here>>558325856I am on blossoms side. I will never side with clankerl
>>558325972Bro is trying to LARP as a Janny so hard lmao
>>558325972early bake btw
>>558325972again, WE AREN'T GOING TO THE KLUNK THREAD, FUCK RIGHT OFF.
>>558325972Not him but still, what does some 1980s burger mascot got to do with Sonic other than blatant shitposting?
I’m pretty sure there are only 2, maybe 3 people in this general that actually hate Klunk, even though they didn’t know he existed until a few hours ago.
>>558325961These niggers need to be dragged out into the streets and beaten to death with spiked bats to get a clue.
>>558325972The other thread was preemptively created by the Klunkfag before the first thread reached the bump limit. In other words, an early bake. Him jumping the gun does not confer legitimacy upon him.
>>558326097Uncle Klunk is central to Sonic lore
>>558326068We are staying here no matter what stupid “rules” say to migrate to the first thread.
God I wish sonic gens and shadow gens had more levelsFor shadow gens, I've been playing with the heroes stage pack which is fun
>>558326101You need to explain to me how does that guy relates to Sonic.
>>558325961shut the fuck up metal, go back to being a jobber who gets folded by BATMAN'S FUCKING BIKE
>>558326173Well Sonic told you not to smoke cigarettes, so you didn’t. Instead you went to eating crayons. Uncle Klunk is kind of a better role model.
>>558326173He doesn’t. It’s two or three shitposters max and some people who are now concern trolling on their behalf trying to act like it does in order to derail the thread.
>>558326173he's the ultimate lifeform
>>558326132YOU ARE WRONG STOP TRYING TO BE RIGHT YOU MOTHERFUCKING BITCH ASS>>558325961I would kill you first,After all, I know Anne Boleyn personally.
>>558326126They are truly the lowest lifeform on the internet.
I never got banned for reporting too much but I feel the time is coming now
>>558325961I have avatarfag fatigue.
>>558326229Ok.
>>558325961This guy is right. Klunkfaggot being awful does not absolve Blossomfaggot of also being terrible. Purge all offtopic posters.
>>558326231FuckOffYouMotherfuckingBitchAss
>>558326316There's a thread with no blossomfag posts at all >>558321954
>>558326204Kill yourself dramatranny.You have no life, no talent and no respect.Take your niggershit cartoon network stuff with you.
>>558326316I could legitimately just do nothing but cough once and you miserable losers will whine about it because there just so happens to be a Blossom picture there, my fucking god.
>>558326390You’re not even here most of the time.
>>558326352>Blatant liesThere’s one in the first five replies. Also, that thread is a Klunkfaggot thread, and thus still offtopic. Hang yourself, concern trolling faggot.
Do any of ya have good ai Sonic image generators? Tryna make ocs in Tracey yardley’s style.
>>558326352StopPromotingItYou MOTHERFUCKINGBITCHASS>>558326357Or you could fuck off and not talk smack about my bud, how about that?
>>558326352hey uh care to tell me what this is then >>558323656
>>558326438Try mobians ai
>>558326390Blossomfag you’re literally making the same argument as the Klunkposters
>>558326438you could use mobians.ai but that's the mcdonalds of ai sonic slop generators.
>>558326508Mobians ai is dogshit lmao
I'm feeling happy I want that for you too sthg and even you power puff
>>558326480Kill yourself too with alongside your "bud" you cocksucking trannies.There are always a degenerate retards behind posts like you people.
>>558326524...fuck.look man at this point I really don't fuckin know, this is just getting irritating man
Call me crazy but I'd rather have shipping wars, classictards vs modernshits arguments, tailspedo posts, creampedo posts, idw fag posting and archieslop posting happening right now all at the same timethan whatever is going on here
Guys… I think we’ve been saged…
>>558326435>>558326498>Hate the blossomfag so much you refuse to post in a thread with a single blossomfag post>Post in the thread that's at least 25% blossomfag insteadMake it make sense
>>558326552Because he is a motherfucking batch ass flanker that you should have never mentioned to start this war, klunkfag.>>558326621Fuuuuuuck…. Oooooooooooooff!>>558326657NOOOO GOD PLEASE NOOOO
What are the best Shadow-focused Archie comics?
>>558326621the only thing I even remotely see when I encounter you folks is this fucking videohttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GVm35BlstjY
>>558326552Tbh he kinda scares me. Ik it’s irrational but I’m tired and he looks like he’s gonna touch my no no parts.
>>558326657It's true, the thread stopped bumpingIt's been good fellas but I guess we all have to migrate to the backup thread now>>558321954>>558321954>>558321954
>>558326691The OP of the other thread is off-topic. The OP of this post is on-topic. I prefer the on-topic thread. Blossomfag is polluting it, but at least he didn’t *make* it. Also, it wasn’t about the quantity of posts, it was about you lying and being a hypocrite. It makes perfect sense. Except to retarded concern trolling faggots like (You).
>>558326791That’s not the backup thread, that’s the original thread.
>>558326753I remember a run of sonic universe after the reboot happened was focusing on shadow and team dark
>>558326791KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF
>>558326712Kill KlunkBehead klunkTorture klunkExplode klinkFreeze klunkBurn klunkElectrify klunkBan klunkDelete klunkNo klunk allowed
Nevermind guys the thread is still being bumped
>>558326830nvm I said nothing
>>558326791At least this thread had sonic themed OP pic, I don't see any Sonics in yours.>"Sure there is, Uncle Klank is important to Sonic lore."Uh-huh, which game was he in?
>>558326791>It’s [a lie]
>>558326994klunk adventure 3
>>558326931
>>558327023Kokichi...
>>558327045I love that game! That introduced me Sonic as a whole when I was a kid! Its a shame its so damn underrated man. Why do people hate this game so much?
Why does Blossomfag’s accomplice keep referencing Henry VIII’s dead wife?
The klunkgods wonThread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Jm3Tq_q4yU
>>558326889Don’t worry blossombud, this thread is still alive and running. The Jannies have to know that we must rebel against klunk.>>558327045Go fuck yourself >>558327112Stahp
stop engaging in bait you damn autists
>>558327045>>558327112Can't hate something that doesn't exist
Guys you do realize that even if this thread survives that we’re gonna be forced to migrate to the Klunkified thread anyway once this one hits the bump limit, right? Like I am all for opposing Klunkfaggotry, but I think this is only a temporary stopgap at best.
>>558327131I happen to like six and regularly threaten people with it.>>558327138No they don’t. Jannies, hear our plead. No klunk ever again.>>558327217Preeeeaaaach
goodnight friends, will continue work later today
>>558327196Make me.
I feel bad for peoples who's sole general is /sthg/. I at least have a cunny general to unwind in when this one becomes too shit (often)
>>558327280Good rest well
>>558327107>KokichiAnon, I think you might be lost. Let me redirect you: >>558234497
>>558327138
>>558327280Have a nice night. May we have sneak peek or WIP, please?
>>558327361KYS
person here who posted the original Uncle Klunk post, ...oh god what have I done, I was just intending for it to be a one-off joke I didn't even think it'd reach this fucking level, I am genuinely so sorry
>>558327379Should’ve been Shadow
I'm all in favor of klunk
Klunk was funny until someone pointed out how it's missed opportunity in fnaf while sonic did Now it's just tragic stop at once
Can we talk about Surge's vagina instead.
>>558327440Honestly the joke would have been over hours ago if anons stopped biting
>>558327361I'm sorry, is there another anime game character who's catchphrase is "it's a lie"?That series was interesting but served its purpose.
Are we being raided by the discord fags?
>>558327440Proof with (You)s and some sort of authentication or it didn’t happen
>>558327440you did nothing, blossomfag and his friend are 2 insufferable trannies
>>558327541WorseWe're being raided by /sthg/
>>558327440Never underestimate the dedication of bored autists who want to make other people mad.
>>558327440I feel nothing but hatred in my soul for you now, I hope you realize that.
>>558327426Did you know that if you stop posting forever there will be world peace>>558327568>>558327491I will fucking kill you both>>558327604Puhlease. At least I’m not simping for a commercial break that was lost to history.
>>558327513I was just making a joke anon. (Although my first post wasn’t an intentional reference.)
>>558327402the third request is sketched out, I'll be posting fulls when all are doneif I keep pace, I should get them done by tomorrow night hopefully
>>558327659shut the fuck up holy shit you troonella go dilate
>>558327572I'm using 4chan via incognito so sadly I can't get the (You) thing to reappear but like, why the hell would I lie about this, what would I even gain?genuinely sorry for the headaches you guys have gotten the last 3/4 hours
>>558327720No you
>>558327426>>558327440>>558327568>>558327493Holy shit your right lol damn imagine this guy lurking around and chasing after you too many fursuit characters and the humanoid ones are just one and done bosses :/
>>558327732God, I don’t want to see his up-close ugly face. Please leave and never come back.
can I just post my Blossoms in peace guys, it's all I ask for
Had a short discussion with some street urchin while I was on my way to the local gym (my home gym is currently undergoing renovations) they asked me why I was wearing a Mighty the Armadillo themed hoodie instead of someone "stronger" like Shadow.I laughed and asked him to name one feat that jobber achieved in his pathetic life.They IMMEDIATELY backpedaled and said they don't remember the games that well and mumbled something about muhriah.Unable to contain my rage due to their ignorance I simply replied, "Mighty Armadillo" and continued walking into the establishment. Imbecile.
>>558328038If you actually talk about Sonic and post Sonic related stuff more than maybe people will be less annoyed. But if all you post is Blossom, then you’re no better than the Klunkers.
Would cream becoming shadows sidekick like tails is to sonic become the biggest shakeup of sonic within the community or what?
>>558328059TRVKE
>>558328038Depends, do you want Klunk to die first, or do you want all this to be forgotten?>>558328105Hello? Human Resources?
>>558328105..fine, Sonic is in Cookie Run Kingdom, Blossom is in Cookie Run Ovenbreak, they both share a franchise they've collabed with, ...I got nothing.
>>558328105Why did you fucking respond to him you stupid fucking bitch
Do…Do the people in the other thread really think this thread is controlled by and/or was only made by and for Blossomfag and wide-eyed poster?
>>558327303I'm in two generals only, the other being dead 90% of the time
>>558327845>guardian created a a living playmate to hopefully take care of they're issues :(
>>558328230Wide eyed poster? Please, call me Scarcos.
>>558328087I'm sorry that people don't care about literal who armadillo character that was vaulted for decades because Knuckles is already a better version of him
>>558328231My other general is active af so I'm having a phenomenal time.
>>558328230I think /sthg/ is run by the Klunk mafia
>>558328230pretty much because the klunkfags want me dead. fuck them
>>558327303I lurk in or am active in three generals, sometimes more if I feel like it
So are Tangle and Whisper going to use the "from the travel ring" tag found in the datamines or will sonic team forget and cause chaos with the fandom because theyre on the same level as spongebob
>>558328274Oh great we got another namefag. If it wasn’t for you none of this shit would’ve happened.
>>558328302my other general got banished to /vst/
fucking refresh the catalog before hitting post next timeevery thread there's like 3 OP's posted
>>558328219Guys they’re laughing at us …
This West and East Germany bullshit is getting real old real fast not gonna lie
>>558328394The other thread >>558321954 was made way, WAY before this one, like half an hour beforeBut the Blossomfag and their discord keep bumping this thread, even though jannies will delete it the second they wake up
>>558328323If it wasn’t for the klunkfag none of this would have happenedAnyway… I’m tired of this…Who wants to talk bout what ships are most likely?
>>558328320Why would it matter now? They're officially voice casted now. They're canon outright. They're literally sucking me off as we speak
>>558328504Jesus Christ man the Jannies won't suck you off bro
>>558323672This guy is the only person who has been in the right for this entire shitfest
>>558328593What the fuckYou just crossed the line
>>558328297Shadow is selfinsert bait. He was introduced as a bitchboy, most people who self insert are themselves bitchboys, and goes crazy to get a power-up. Bitchboy selfinserters see themselves as "nice guys" that'll 'werewolf' and show everyone why you shouldn't mess with them. Shadow also frequently obsesses over a little girl, who obsesses over him. Bitchboy selfinserters have never received female attention and this resonates with them. Later when Shadow goes to helps Sonic he's inexplicably overpowered, a common bitchboy selfinserter fantasy. And of couse, he moonlights as a anti-hero and that is a very very common bitchboy selfinserter fantasy. There are other reasons but these are the core ones.Basically, Shadow plays into bitchboy self inserter power fantasies.
I would complain about the return of this protracted Shadow v. Mighty bullshit, but at least it’s better than Klunk
>>558328274>wanting people to call you by a name in an anonymous siteYou're much too autistic, I don't think you should be using 4chan.
Yeah so basically all this was a flop.Why don’t we talk about ships?Please.For everyone.
>>558327701All in one go? Nice.
>>558328647A lot of this sounds like tails selfinserters. Shadow isn't a nice guy at all he's very openly abrasive. Meanwhile if anyone has a substantial amount of "nice guy getting mean" art it's tails
>>558328740It was a joke, gosh.Between both threads.If anyone actually called me scarcos I would cringe
>>558328740Yeah that shit is corny ngl
>>558328843Scarcos...
>>558328843you do realize that you have forever cemented your name here, right?
>>558328843>Gosh>Sentence breaksOh you're actually underage, and a discord tag to boot. Id guess around 13-14? You should not be here man.
>>558328783Real ships.I’m not gonna be your fucking girlfriend.>>558328848Like I said, it was a joke.>>558328871Really?>>558328879My name? No, that’s not my name. I am the wide eyed poster.
>>558328843Good going, Scarcos
>>558328843Is Scarcos the username of your discord?
>>558328818lmao
>>558328818SHARTdow selfinserters like to pretend that he has more depth than he's actually portrayed with.
...oh my god check the newest posts on the fucking umamusume thread, ... the klunkfags have breached containment
>>558328754Maybe we should discuss Amy in the fucking Amy thread
>>558328647I have never seen people self inserts as ShadowTails is the self insert character that people project themselves on to, wanting him to have girlfriend and becoming uber strong
>>558328927I’m not underage, stop it.>>558328937I abandoned discord. I don’t remember my username.>>558329007What
>>558329009>fucking Amymy favorite kind of amy
>>558328930Your name is ScarcosWhat's your name?
Worst thread ever
>>558328968Meanwhile Mighty has no depth at all which is why he got vaulted
>makes it worse with plebbit
>>558328536>Why would it matter now?Because despite all that, certain people will still use strawman arguments to claim they're on the same level as spongebob while ignoring all the rest of preferential treatment they're getting
>>558329031Can verify, there are now three Klunk posts there, and counting. Started by some Anon calling attention to the chaos transpiring over here.
>>558329109Not that I wanna be part of any agenda wars, but I do feel this is basically a lie. When you look at the entire classic cast before SA1, Mighty was actually one of the more interesting characters. Of course he cannot compare since he was never brought to the Modern era, and if he was, it might've only been to be Chaotix tier, not Shadow tier
God, I hope everyone just leaves this behind. At some point I’m gonna have to change my identity. Any date after this, I’ll just be a normal poster. Can we PLEASE just talk about which characters we want to fuck?
>>558328320qrd what is travel ring tag
THE KLUNKERS HAVE INVADED THE UMA THREAD, THEY'VE BREACHED OUR CONTAINMENT >>558329140>>558329096>>558328916>>558328807
>>558329191You first.
>>558328259>programed to act like him after he drop dashed into the road>gets beaten into scrap for it >ghost magic or whatever turns it's ai hostile towards any human>doesn't believe in ghost so it doesn't acknowledge David ghost in the basement >will do anything to not be rebooted back into david On his fucking birthday too he made a cake and forced all factory employees to be guest too they even have a corny hill photo together...
>>558329191>>558329009
>>558329190>if mighty was brought over to the modern era he might've been chaotix tieroh god you're right
>>558329260Shadow
>>558329250We’re gonna get blamed for this and accused of raiding by the other generals now, aren’t we?
What the fuck is blossom what the fuck is a klunk, where is the sonic discussion in my sonic thread
>>558328647>>558328818Lmfao it's both. Fails and Shitdow each have their own set of maladroit limp-wristed manchildren as fans that endlessly hype up their characters that haven't been good since 2001. It's no wonder why people find them insufferable.
>>558329360we are so fucked man
>>558329464Holy lefty meme
wolf
>>558329360>>558329491why are they like this >>558329461
>>558329190>Mighty was actually one of the more interesting charactersFang was the only other interesting unique classic era character besides the main cast, being an antagonist and a emerald thief. He's the one who deserved to get into Modern because you can more with himWhen I see Mighty I just think of Knuckles who is already there as the red tough strong guy
>>558329445We’re trying to rekindle the fire. Don’t pay any attention to any earlier stuff. Nobody cares about it.
>>558329534UUUUUUUU FEED ME MORE BURGERS
>>558329540Oh fuck did I give them that idea?
>>558329540Clear sign of false flag operation.
>>558329270Ruins your lore
okay, maybe we could recoup our losses if the klunkers don't spread to other threads, if they do, oh god we're doomed.
>>558329553>When I see Mighty I just think of Knuckles who is already there as the red tough strong guyAnd I think this is a skill issue. If you want to talk visuals, sure, say Fang has a unique color and design. But don't say all this stuff about "he's an antagonist and an Emerald thief bro!" while downplaying that Mighty is just a red tough guy. Mighty is more like Sonic than Knuckles. He's a wanderer. He's a pacifist who has to fight. These are interesting struggles the Modern era could have extrapolated on. The only thing I would maybe concede is that Fang kind of got screwed over because of Rouge even though he deserved legacy more. But if we're being real, Rouge is a better character anyway, and takes Fang's 'best' aspect to the max
>>558329683At this rate they’re gonna make a Klunk general or something
Everyone just forget about klunk. This never happened, this never happened. Let’s talk about Perci and the ants.
I can't wait to play as Tangle this week
>>558329746You can't run from your sins...
It already spread to /akg/>>558329624
>>558329764Me too>>558329746Why did bringing this meme back mean you have to force it every thread like its funny? Like bro it was eyebrow-raisingly amusing ONCE and you spam it like its peak humor
>>558329806I can't post in that many threads at onceUncle Klunk...Forgive me...
Fact! SHARTdow did once canonically job to Mighty!
>>558329814Ok fine, if you don’t like the random things then why can’t we just talk about shipping? It it that hard?
Ok here's THE ship list. This will be a definitive list to pair up characters without any overlap while keeping pairings interesting or believable. Please not that just because I pair two characters together does not mean one or the other is the BEST option for them, only that their option had a better option or I could not fit them somewhere else as nicely. This list seeks to pair everyone. I will also be using characters who both exist and are currently recognized as canon and are alive (sorry Shadria shippers)Sonic and Amy. This is the definitive pair. THE ship of the series. They are the best for each other and probably always will be.Knuckles and Rouge. Rouge undoubtedly has better options than knuckles (shadow lol) however unfortunately for her, she's more or less knuckles ONLY option. Sorry rougefags, she's stuck with him.Shadow and Cream. Let's be honest, shadow doesn't have a lot going for him. His primary ship is split between him and a guy who has no other options, and his secondary is fucking sonic already. Some would call this bordering on a crack ship, but the chemistry of abrasive bitter man and innocent delicious child is time tested so that's what he gets.Vector and vanilla. I mean what else can I say? Espio and Charmy. This one may feel kinda incesty but Japan has always been big on boylove and the stoic ninja and his sexy young male apprentice has something for the fujos to sink their teeth into.Tangle and Whisper. It ships itselfBlaze and silver. Again it ships itselfSurge and kit. You get the idea yadda yadda yadda.Tails and Cosmo the potted plant. Honestly it's what he deserves
>>558330005Okay. I ship Sonamy. Now unite in crucifying me.
they're posting in the FUCKING GENSHIN THREAD NOW >>558329784
/akg/ is already talkin about raiding us over the klunkers >>558329991
>>558329660>Henry and William destroying a man life and business >putting the clearly hostile a.i into bots>shocked when their kids all start dropping like fliesFucking idiots
>>558328818>>558329464I think the lesson of the day is that neither tailscucks or shitdowfags actually understand their characters and make up retarded fanon personalities, cope or headcanons to compensate how shit their jobber self-inserts have been for most of their lifespans. They're evidently developmentally delayed shameless shit eaters that are pathologically incapable of maturing past autistic fantasies.
i love klunk post more klunk
>>558330024Charmy is a girl (male bees don't have stingers)
>>558330073And I told them not to. If they have any right of mind they should listen to me. Everyone is acting immature like this is supposed to be some kind of new thing. It’s not. It’s a one time thing that will leave as soon as it came.
>>558329726Fang acts nothing like Rouge, the only similarity they have is they both hunt chaos emeraldsFang as an actual bad guy who will steal anything valuable that's worth tons of moneyRouge just morally neutral and likes jewelsBabylon Rogues are also treasure thieves but they get to exist alongside Rouge
>We're going to get raided by /uma/, /akg/ and /gig/ because of the klunk postersWe might unironically have to abandon thread for the backup >>558321954
>>558330125KNUCKLES DO SOMETHING
>>558330170Please stop. You are asking for a war that was started a while ago. If this continues it won’t be as good as you want it to be.>>558330179You have a point, but charmy is a boy. It’s just video game logic.
>>558329726>He's a pacifist who has to fightYou mean Cream?
Nice thread Sonicbabs.
>>558330279Fuck off, Falseflagger.
>>558330352It's really not
>>558330279Notice how the shit posters targeted zoomer normie faggot gacha generals that they probably play. I hate children so much
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>>558330279...add /calg/ to that list,....oh god.
>>558330279What backup? You literally baked that half an hour before the bump limit.
>>558330352*smacks his plump Italian ass*Thanks Luigi
>>558330279/gig/ too? Oh my god, when will we let this go? It’s getting old, and it’s immature. This should have never happened, I shouldn’t have reacted the way I did with the blossomfag. When can I learn to shut the fuck up?
>>558330279The klunk thread was pruned
>>558330435???? That's wario lol
>>558330413Nice self-snitch, we all know it's you doing this.
>>558330352I honestly can’t tell if this is actually a Marioposter trolling or if it’s a Falseflagger trying to get the Klunkposters to raid the Mario general next
>>558330413When will this end? And why did I have to start it?
>>558329726>The only thing I would maybe concede is that Fang kind of got screwed over because of Rouge even though he deserved legacy moreThey both can exist just fine, Fang is an actual villain which this series lacks
>>558330346>You mean Crea- ACK!
>>558330229>Fang acts nothing like Rouge, the only similarity they have is they both hunt chaos emeraldsYeah, and Rouge took the Emerald part to the max. But no, they also both work as hired help. The main difference they have besides >Fang as an actual bad guy who will steal anything valuable that's worth tons of moneyis that Rouge may not want to see the world dominated or destroyed, whereas maybe Fang doesn't care.>Rouge just morally neutral and likes jewelsRouge doesn't just like jewels. They are her primary aim and what she works for>Babylon Rogues are also treasure thieves but they get to exist alongside RougeBecause they added the aspect of racing competition and ancestral legacy.If you brought in Fang today, his explicit villainy would be interesting but he'd still be crowding the existing thieves, which is why I said he was unique pre Rouge
*wink*
>>558330629Oh right I forgot that mighty faggot was also an Archiefag because that's literally where 90% of mighty characterization comes form lmao man that fucking sucks hahah
>>558330346Yes. Much like Fang and Rouge, Cream was created later and does the idea better.
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>>558330665If they were to bring Fang back they'd obviously have to make some changes, and those changes are going to be awful because these people can NOT make good decisions, ever
>>558330753I for one am happy the Classic brand gets to exist and give these characters a space to play around with
>>558330704You don't need to be an archiefag to like mighty. Mighty is a fun simplistic character on his own vacuum and in canon/IDW. Certainly a better character without the clusterfuck baggage shadow has.
Klunk it's bed time let's go back to our stage please
