Previous: >>558317486>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Mihono Bourbon (3* alt), Eishin Flash (3* alt)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Nishino Flower (Wit), SSR Sakura Bakushin O (Guts)Current CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600mMain Story Chapter 5 is out02/18 - 03/01 - Valentine Bourbon & Valentine Flash 3*+Nishino SSR+Bakushin SSR02/18 - 03/01 - The Peak of ConfectionEarly March - Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Left-handed / Winter / Sunny / Firmhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Royce & Royce (2*)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
>>558332542that's me btw
Why did they even rename it to Slow Metabolism, when the events still state, that they are FAT FUCKS
Which uma ass should I draw? In five minutes I will draw the ass of the most replied uma.
Recently we've been getting reports regarding people viewing Rice Shower as a "wife."Their argument is that Rice is much smaller and younger-looking compared to the other Umas such as Agnes Tachyon or Gold Ship. Another reason of theirs is that Rice Shower is a lot more sister-coded/daughter-coded like Haru Urara or Sakura Chiyono O.As a solution, we decided to create a poll https://poal.me/jm58dt regarding the argument whether or not we should tolerate wife posting in this imageboard. The poll will be up for only one week so cast your votes as soon as possible. Once the poll is finished we shall announce whether wife posting will be allowed or not.Additionally if the wife posting is to be prohibited, we will see if we can create a second separate general where wife posting is allowed.You are free to debate in the comments below, however please be civil an respectful. Additionally you must provide a well thought argument instead of harassing the person for opposing views.
>>558332638>F-wordbut anon...it might hurt someone's feefee
not reading all of that trash kek
>BBQ, mirror (charming) and scholar's hat (fast learner) settledit's happening
>>558332638What's the Japanese name for it?
>>558332471the Air Gyaruve is REEEEAAAAAAAAAAL
Stop being so fucking horny holy fuck
>>558332829Over weight
You guys are so fucking funny
>>558332657Top Gun
>>558332829American
boy sex
>type uma in the catalog search>6 threads
>>558332657Teio
>>558332824sweepybros will be the only ones left by the end of MANT
>>558332901Oh well, now I get why they used that name instead of the right one
>>558332901the localizer was definitely a teiobro
>>558332959/uma/
Digitan love
>>558333054Destroy that fucking bird for making her cry
>>558332657Tokai Teio
Love your umas!
>>558333054nyoo
>>558332901Heaven forbid fatties are reminded that they shouldn't be so fat
>>558332638Because stating the obvious is bad in western culture, you're supposed to pretend everything is ok even when it's obviously not the case.>you just ate 10kg of fast food>uhhh your metabolism slowed down hehe
why is this still allowed
>>558332638I wish there was a game like Uma with the same gameplay but you get to fatten the girls instead, instead of winning races you're competing to see who is the slowest and biggest
I'm cooked, aren't I
>>558332853nyo...
>>558333352>light modejeet
>>558333268hmmmm nyo
burger time
>>558333352How come after half a year of work on umalator by global players the UI looks so shit now compared to the original
>>558333397fillies trainer
Truly the white girl uma.
Teio
>>558333409Stop eating that crapstop making me want to order that crap
>>558333397how can torena-san even control himself?
Why can't we have /v/ mods?They instantly deleted my thread in about 10 seconds.
>>558333268>full bulldozerI don't get it, do mutts actually say shit like this or do localisers just make up expressions now
>>558333352 i think you can drop NSM from her anyway, angling has the earliest activation window and condition, combined with her ult that's a win. you are at severe disadvantage as 2nd place and NSM may not trigger that early
>>558333494Why do you want moderation? Fuck off nigger
>>558332542Wait, this guy does umanko?
Its a literal winter wonderland here and its STILL snowing
>>558333494You posted a literal general bwo, that gets autojannied in seconds.
>>558333303
>>558333540She...she is supposed to be second place actually.
I love Rice
Am I the only normal Mayafag?
>>558333268>>558332638>>558333524The localizers didn't do a bad job imo, it doesn't feel like any of this was out of malice, but it was more like someone who called these shots said: "make it as non offensive as possible" in order to appeal everyone. They REALLY wanted uma to be successful. The only problem is it loops back to being just tasteless. It might have been jap autism too, as generally they don't have a good grasp about political climates, and max read a wikipedia article on this topic.This is why we get the whole Christmas/happy holiday bullshit too.
remember
>friend tells me that I'm the type that would fight curren but then end up being her toy>I don't even care about curren in the first placeWhat the fuck did my bro even mean by thisWhat
[Insert absolutely abhorrent post here]
Digitan LOVE
The next club name will be butter
What the fuck happened to the previous thread?
>>558333860#CurrenPotential
>>558333679fug :DD i forgot this is a thing in roommatches
>>558333869classic pitlicker post
>>558333731Plenty seiso Mayafags exist but only outside of 4chan and they're also viciously anti-loli
>>558333923Diddy goons crashed out
I want to be used
200 FUCKING TOKENS YOU GREEDY BITCH
hello ?
>aloud
>>558333731I'm moderately normal high functioning member of society!
>>558334101>Aloud
Take advantage of me
>>558334101Alright, let's talk about the gameMy borrow runs were all terrible today.Two of them didn't even see a good ending.Waste of my time.
>>558333731I'm gonna need you to define normal
https://youtu.be/Bv8EMV95p4M?si=g5Ay_zBbPQEPwA_S
>>558333731LAAAANDING KISSSUUU
>>558333780i will just pull for generic cards like fine motion and borrow cards for specialized position, i also run pace anyway.but im stuck with thinking whether i should pull on the NTR banner or not? because i may have to borrow her or Fuku for the entire MANT, meaning i can only run pace reliably. other positions are full of unobtainium specialized cards not for F2P...
why is nobody talking about Mexico and the cartels yet, didn't mutts wake up
>>558334553Julian...
im so fucking retarded
Uma Musume made me want to play Red Dead Redemption 2 again...
>>558334545Why are they after Festa?
>>558334553LOL
Don't leave me
>>558333780Summer is gonna be rough for us f2poors.
>>558334660you're gonna reach the "I'm afraid" scene, drop it due to boredom, and spend hours watching useless facts videos like all rdr2 fans
>>558334691dont do that
>>558334649oh yeah?
I would do this
>>558334660
>>558334101I've made a parent that's actually getting borrowed, I'm finally playing the game...
>>558334553>no chat in over a dayDead club
>>558334545>Dude you won't believe it! In [insert irrelevant shithole here] bad things happened!Breadtubers gonna have a good time, eh?
>>558334553What club? It aint Mambo, bc we are chatter boxes.
>>558334553>>558334691which club
Do we have puppetjob art yet?
>>558334086Greetings, fellow Evil Overlord Doto
>>558333731Aye copy!
>>558334691I feel that dude, the only uma I want for the rest of the year is Neo Universe so I'll save up for cards
I'm Argentinian and I don't mind talking shit about Mexico lmao
Thoughts and prayers for El's family who are in Mexico and totally not in Kentucky.
>>558334918>>558334934It's a /v/ club
What happened with >>>>558334553 , I didn't see it
>>558335061No, it's on the list
>>558335061/v/ma bro...
>>558335061wtf and /v/ clubs call us botters kek
>>558334964she wouldn’t say this…
>>558332638In Japan, you're supposed to pretend that eating disorders don't matter at all. In many other places, you're supposed to pretend that they're a billion times worse than if almost everybody were disgustingly fat, which in fact almost everybody is. Basically every culture is insane. (That said, in this particular respect the Japanese are closer to being sane.)
>>558335251wow what a hard working fellow.
>>558335251>around 7 1M runs a dayThis is F2P human achievable.
>>558335269my pov
>>558335269saggers...
>>558335269
So Almond Eye is the most beautiful and prestigious umamusume?
>>558333548Almond sexo
>>558335272my wife
>>558335269why are you brown?
https://jiggie.fun/z2qHWzhttps://jiggie.fun/z2qHWz
>>558335496he's from Okinawa
>>558335251>a literal linear growthyour club too can be +Aorder sweepy todaydon't delay
>>558335269Who is this Uma?And why is anon spamming her pics?
>>558335251that's my club
WHAT THE FUCK DID SHE MEAN BY THIS?
>>558335272please please spook my kitasan rolls in your wedding dress
>>558335483ass burger...
>>558335352>7 * 22 near 240huh
>plan my pulls around late/end cards>actually note down the umas I want>they're all pace except 1
>>558335625Based Anon. Mayano is so hard working.
>>558335528>+A
>>558335625me on the right
>>558335625Me on the middle
I'm sorry Bourbon...
>>558335723a small sacrifice to make them rhyme
>>558335964Dange.
WAAAAAAAAAAA TAISHIN CUUUUUUTO
>>558335964dumb bitch forgot the y in donkey
>>558335964Man the Valentine skins are so fucking ugly.Cygames can't design shit sometimes
>>558336069why is she covered in mustard
>>558336124For plausible deniability when Yakuza death squads break open your door.
So anywayGourmet Parade is such a cute song
>>558335560That guy isn't me.She is Sugar Light, I wanted to post her robot ST-2 because of that clunkwhatever spammer but I could only find like two images of ST-2.I don't post Bourbon porn.
>>558336069the american scenario will have lots of umapyoi
>>558336221agreed, I also want food Rice now
>>558336383>food RiceRice is food to begin with.
How does wedding Maya's skill compare to forma normal?
>>558336248I see, didn't know her.She's cute.
Nooooo.... mi virginidad....
>>558336482If she's the food then why does she bite me?
>>558336578let's see it
>>558336578si
>>558332973>>558333170
>>558336578
>>558336657Taishin
>>558336631Uma Musume is set in Soviet Russia
>>558336578whore trainer
>>558336727She's cute without her dumb mask
>>558333860You are 110% the type that would fight Curren but then end up wrapped around her finger without realizing it despite claiming how you don't care. I know exactly what your bro meant.
>>558335964EICHIN
>>558333860It means you are a woman to him
>>558336578nice
Do uma pussies smell bad or good
>>558333860He means you look like a shota.
>>558337006Depends on the uma, for example umas like King Halo and Haru Ulala will smell flowery and clean (Ulala gets bathed by King)But then umas like Tachy who pull all-nighters and don't shower for days... just imagine the smell of her lab chair
>>558336657damn anon you draw good
>>558336221Great taste
>>558333780I made my own version of this but it turned out quite useless because all my niggas are paces and basically all the pace cards are generics you already have to pull anyway
artist-san didn't read my reply :(
>players on other SNS are already doompostingDamn MANT might actually kill global
>>558337583MANT is going to filter millions
>>558337583Nigger scenario is worse than Mant
poopblazer
>>558334360Are the umas not wearing bras?
>>558337583Does MANT at least have a story? The Unity Cup one was some Disney Channel tier sap but it was serviceable. With no pal card what the fuck the umas even do there, just race to death?
Completed the Matifuku chain again, on first year too.
>>558336657no fair!!!the second teio post was after the 5 minute timelimit, and it's probably the same guy!
>>558337803why would they?
>>558337846>what the fuck the umas even do there, just race to death?yeppers
>>558334360For me, it's the dignified Gentildonna.
>>558337583now make another one with Almond Eye on the left with Long F
>>558337583ok doomposting asides. do you still need to make parents in MANT anyway even when grandlive arrive? i heard some stuffs about affinity rework that killed MANT, but that seems to come much much laterDo all of these mean we are gonna play MANT for parents even when grandlive come out? like doing URA for parents in Unity?
>>558337180This guy used to make okay stuff but his quality really dropped in the last year, probably why he keeps giving out free 6 month codes to his patreon.
>>558337972They gonna expedite the parent ticket sale on global.
>>558337803You don't wear a bra when running on a professional race>>558337938Inferior in every way to Inchou + no sound post + L
>>558337946What's wrong with her being having an F rank for Long?There are other Uma that have F ranks too.
>>558337869I can draw you some Mayano, but she WILL have a horse pussy. Do you accept these terms?
>>558337583you can tell those niggers don't know a bit of japanese and can only touch the game with the hachimi mod, they literally said BC is gonna be similar to TB, but it's not like they actually play the game
>>558338058no never ever draw Mayano, freak
>>558337972You will always need to make parents. Always.
>>558338058fine...
>>558338038
>>558337972You want to make strong parents during MANT if you wish to survive Grand Live, this is why we keep telling you MANT will filter a lot, but only the truly strong will survive GL
>>558338162Umamusume?
all I've seen from JPfags is that they don't even play the japanese version and only jerk off to the overly pandering yet ugly new umas
VF is an incel chud?
Maya Umamanko... I'm kinda curious.
>>558338058make it extra puffy
i accidentally got some jizz in my mouth and i kinda liked it
>>558338397teiobro...
4 years of hype and aura farming and they made Ai-chan ass
>>558338397Teio buhi why are you posting curren?
>>558338040like Vodka, Al is very likely to have a humiliation Long race in her Classic Year
>>558338397finally someone gets it.
>>558338318What does he mean? Is he going to oshihen?
>>558338318Red.Easy pick.
almond rape
>schizo's hourIs the thread on other board's up?
>>558338435there are skills here that proc twice in mediums and youre acting like she's shit
>>558338271>>558338117i guess i was right to prepare alot of pulls for MANT. i cant afford to borrow NTR or Fuku that long
ATTENTION you want to be saving for GODMARU Speed SSR do NOT fall for Agnes SHITyon propaganda you're looking at a +25% TE card vs a 0% TE card you will brick your account if you waste carats on the wrong card
almond ripe
>>558338318Both are ugly but I'll choose red if I'm forced to make a choice
>>558338318SHINN PILL
>Youtuber: Oh just take all of these 200 skills for the next CM>Also Youtuber: here's an example deck. It contains exactly 0 of the skills I mentioned earlierI don't get this game man.
>>558338435Asides from the Long F which you can circumvent with Pink golds, she has a unique and red skill that trigger twice on the race, on top of having the same stat grow as Gentildonna, she is a fucking monster, so I don't get this stupid meme that Ai is not good. Stop repeating what globalbab trannies say so you can fit in or whatever
>>558338614Globabs just hate Ai and want her to be bad. It’s also why they’re hung up on the Long F stuff
>>558338614Top road tits are so big
>>558338509>>558338583Good trainer
>>558338603bwo your double circle parents?
>>558338603>listening to sloptubers
>>558338590>also turned into a jobber geek when the REAL MC ebaya/kira arrived
Early good night friends!!
>>558338872hello and good night babposter
SKIP FEST FOR THE NEXT FEW MONTHS
>>558338872Good night to you
kek Danchou just kicked 5 of our worst flatliners and we dropped down to almost rank 400. At least we will still get A+ gibs
>>558337846MANT is like the arcade mode of fighting games
>>558338943>skipping Kita and Nishino retard, you have wedding Currena bit later too
>>558338534Not sure but if the /v/nons lurking here ever need to make a stealth thread you should consider using Yi Sang's heishou pack ID as the OP image
>>558338943Ardan and Dia are doing to suck me dry...My carats are in danger...
>>558338397Getting some of those nutrients back, good for you. Cum is good for your hair. It's why us cum guzzlers have majestic hair while the people that laugh at us are balding lmaooo
>>558338943>kita and dia back to backdamn thats HECKED up
>>558338038now now, both are great. Iinchou would have great respect for the noble lady.
>>558336657Cute butt
>>558338943>skipping cheerleader neichagay
>>558337846MANT will have a story but they say it's not that great and if you get a new uma and want to see her story you'll need to go back to previous scenarios
>>558338943it's easy to forget kitasan was like a super big deal even with the anime feels like cygaymes just forgot about her.
cheerleader Neicha comes with built-in NSM btw, and cheerleader Kingu is a great end/late parent for all distances
i can practically smell the nishino banner coming up...
>>558338943>skipping ardangay
>>558338943>Skipping Ayabe?
>>558338943Hmmmm keep saving
>>558339167Did she fart?
>>558339139slut umas like Nature will spook people in off banners. It's why everyone has Falco even though nobody rolled for her.
>>558339167i want her to rape me so bad
Air Shakur waiting room
>>558338943kita is meta but how is diais she at least useable or an off meta pick sometimes or am I going to brick myself
>>558339201>S3 sucks because it focuses too much on Kita>no it actually sucks because she doesn't get the focuswill you fuckers even made up your mind? I bet you think Cheval's inferiority complex came out of nowhere like all the retards who speedwatched it
>>558339209It's a last straight accel so it's only good for sprint/mile
>>558339417Not them but S3 sucks because it fucking sucks
>>558339414she's another mediocre long uma, but both her future versions are really good
>>558338943rude...
>>558337854Meh shit run
>>558339414she's not meta or anything but perfectly usable
>>558338943i NEED sweaty cheerleader kingu
>>558339414None of her versions are meta but they’re also not bad either
>>558339417>>558339201Durachad rights reveal was the ACTUAL big news from the anime KitaBITCH was a side character in her own anime
>>558339617Based and Same.
>>558339617looks retarded
kiss em
if S2 came out today it will be showered with criticism for not focusing in any of Teio's rivals other than the forced rivalry with McQueen (they only raced together once irl) and the Rice/Bourbon subplot being slow as fuck, alongside the many filler episodes but the arima kinen is a hype moment with aura so it doesn't matter
Semen Retention status?
>>558339654Durakek was basically a non character in the anime and essentially disappeared in the later half. Crown’s career does it justice instead cuz Duramente actually exists and gets to do things for once. The anime was just written like ass and besides Dia’s episode everything else was shit
>>558338943For me it’s Kitasan and Flower
>>558339831Does eating it after cumming count as retention?
>>558339702YOU look retarded
>>558339520OH BOY
>>558339831in danger next week
>>558339654I can tell you weren't there at the time, Golshi namedropping Gentildonna and Orfevre was a much bigger deal than Duramente
>>558339810Who were Mcqueens rivals?
Don't save. Just spend. Use THAT.
I love Chevacchi!
>>558339421I like how Fujita told uma design team to go wild>Feel free to use me and Forever Young however you wantI imagine the design team went>Got it boss, we will combine you with Yahagi-san and craft a new breed of gyaru
>>558339717yass my queen
>>558339951Rice and the canopus jobbers (lmfao)
>>558339520
>>558339831retained for months
Hishi Amawifemomneechan
>>558340035Hmmmmm Hi Cheval Something different...
>>558340035I've already used THAT too much. It's over for me.
>>558339897It just looks bad desu, even a Teiofat can do the moves she's doing
>>558338785What's the play then
>already bored of mewgenics>too lazy to do runsI need a new game
>>558340186>>558339995Bweeeeh misclick.
>>558340226Parent farming get those white sparks bwo
>>558340256Time to learn mahjong!
>>558340125i need taiki to smother me with her juicy american breasts
>>558340256arc raiders is worth a 40$, but can get boring after a while.
>>558340256slay the spire 2 next thursday
>>558338943>Ayabe soon>have to wait another million years for the far superior Road to the Top character to become playable
my main problem with season 2 is that Biwa got 0 screentime in 13 episodes but I'm supposed to think she's a worthy rival to Teio all of the sudden
>>558339617Damn if Nishino comes with few pulls I might try for her... but we all know how that story ends...
>>558340256Monster Train 2 DLC came out recently. It's fun.
biwho whoyahide
>>558340442ugly people don't get screentime, doesn't mean she isn't good at running.
is the hag groove family supposed to be super strong?they keep getting more members
>>558340405TORENA-SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
>>558340435>the far superior Road to the Top characterOpera?
>>558340435Opera is already playable
>>558340501MT2 was easily my goty last year. It's so, so good.
>>558340534yeah, their front attack is really strong, you could say they are 8K
>>558340534considering all the G1 Dura spawns there will be more
>>558340442she bonds with teio over their perceived mutual love of drinking flat coke
Original anime series badCingray and Starblom goodSports good, slice of moe badGimme 1997 anime already you fucking cygays
her outfit looks like the wuwa female mc outfit
>>558340585>>558340587I said superior, not a dogshit visual design with a stupid gimmick who gets shown up by Doto in every scene even if Doto has no lines. You dumb FUCKS
>>558340626>wins 2 Japanese races>fucks off and decides to be an international superstar insteadWhat did Ebayan mean by this?
>>558339810Don't careDidn't askS2 is still peak
NTR gets no development in all of RTTT AND the movie, the only thing she does is cry and say she will make her trainer happy. how? who knows lol. does she have any other goals? winning I guesseasily the worst protagonist, even Special Week had goals to accomplish
>>558340701Don't say that...
>>558340681She looks nice, I like her.
>>558340701don't shay dat...
>>558340701*rapes you*
>>558340701the raped
Uma has to downplay Operas achievements at every corner to make sure she doesn't overshadow literal who horses
What was the clas 6 threshold...? Above 610k?
She loves me
NTR is so devoid of personality that Opera looks more like a protagonist than her, but we all know Ayabe was the main character she feels like an extra in her own OVAs
>>558340256>he fell for the TBOI dev's new game
>>558340256post unplayed games in steam library
>>558340919sorry I couldn't hear you over the sound of Digitan mogging the "centurial overlord"
I took my uma wife on an AI isekai RPG adventure
NTR is boring as hell but Ayabe is still the worst RTTT character because she was rude to everyone
>>558341040she wasn't rude to Curren which is all that matters
>>558340701one has never been more raped
Reminder Digi was the real Overlord killer, everyone after was late to the punch
to public CM room enjoyershow are late surgers in the dirtCMrooms, are they winning or is it mostly front/pace
God you people are obnoxious You didn't win those races, so acting so uppity
>>558340920605k iircgoing above 610k next week is a must to stay safe
>>558341152Mostly Front.
OOOOOOO UPPITY!
>>558341152Everyone is playing front
>>558341152My Digitan wins once every few races which means she is Group B ready
>>558341152Late instantly wins if they're able to proc NSM/FF/OYL as soon as late-race starts otherwise pace and fronts' lead is already too big to catch up
>>558341106um she was THO
>>558341152lates and ends can win but they're at a disadvantage compared to the people running the cheesy ass triple front bullshit
>>558341202>>558340920in MANT the threshold is jumping another 200k points so you're gonna have to stop that parent grind to keep up for the week
Digicels do realize that she only managed to beat a geriatric past her prime Opera AFTER she had already lost to Toho Dream and sweet Doto right?
>>558339810Even so, S3 still stucks.
>>558341278curren coped by sucking 30 dicks that night
>>558341292Parent Ace and TT runs are all the same in MANT, you're running those races anyways bwo
>>558341278DESERVED
>>558338318
>>558341116Can someone post the apology form for her?
>>55834133830 dicksNone belonged to her poor torena
NTR is such a boring character that her fans had to forcibly made her into an inumusume (it went nowhere)
7 days more until our club implodes
>>558341292i kinda stop making TT uma anyway, and force feed them parfaits for better points instead
>>558333548Nta but the only argument I can think of is the complete lack of it (or rather the lack of any consistency to it) is a big factor as to why the site has gone downhill so much over the years, it turns out self-moderation and gatekeeping doesn't work against people whose intent is just to actively make everything worse and there's no real consequence for being banned when you can reset your ip.But I also have no idea how you fix that with like...effectively becoming NeoGAF in the process.
We love NTR here.
no we don't
-3 months more until our club implodes
>>558341454this?
>>558341152I still lose to late Ogufatfuck, Digitan, NY Urara, mostly due to NSM roulette
>>558341558Less, February only has 28 days
>>558341372>Parent Race and TT runs are the sameno theyre fucking not especially with race affinity change parent runs are very different and MANT is not even the best scenario for it
as bad as NTR is at least she didn't get removed from the shill club like Pokke lole
I think we're actually getting a MANT-ready Sweepy with how much it's being updated
>>558340172stinky brown
>>558341116>>558341683It amazed me when i found out her aptitudes being crazy
>>558341546I like to think Opera gave NTR's ass a quick squeeze right after she spanked her too
Stench isn't meant to be an attractive trait
>>558341683Yes, thanks.
>>558341323nice cope and attempted downplay
Pokke at least had a personality and character growth
Is Doto evil?
>>558340172>>558341819soon her shoes will be mine!
>>558341941DELETE THIS
>>558341941
>>558340312Damn, too bad farming parents is the worst waste of time in the game. Thanks though.
>>558341683>No checkbox saying "I don't like yurifiends because I am a dumb chud"The twitterfag that made this was being quite nice
>>558341941would
>>558341941god speed, you sonuvabitch!
>>558341941wtf kek, nice job
Guessing time!
>>558341992if you hate it NOW youre not gonna enjoy what it takes to make a good parent in the G1 only eraevery Dirt F parent is now a Dirt B parent from update until powercreep lowers the requirement to Dirt D
if your favorite protagonist isn't part of this picture then she's not vital to the umamusume franchise
>>558340608If Nukumizu was a trainer, which would be his umaIt can't be mambo
It's a new day!
I'm out
>>558341941that is a horse anus THOUGH
>>558342179Some perennial loser. Probably Satono Crown. Super cute, lovable, but cant win.
>>558341941imagine the POPPING and QUEEFING
I'm back with the bros
>>558342151
I didn’t see the deleted post what was it please tell me!!!!!!
>El Condor Pasa>Hishi Amazon Who's the third in my trio?
FUAAARKKK, I MISSED IT!!!
>>558341981She's roommates with a delinquent for a reason
see you next week NERDS
it was GLORIOUS
>>558341981
WHO IS THAT POKEMON
>>558342708Looks like Laisu to me boss
>>558342708
>>558342708Vourbon
>>558341981She's lawful evil
How much was TT cutoff?
>>558341981I've seen no evidence to prove otherwise.
Topro > Curren > Ayabe > Opera > Doto
>>558342861600-602k ish
>>558342557Not this time!Onsen btw
we live another day
>>558342906>2* wit grandparent
>>558342891ranking the amount of dicks sucked? nice
>>558342708congrats
>nothing but Wit and Guts sparks on my parent runsI'm gonna stab a bitch
lol see you in TB losers
>>558342989You are not in the ranking being the top 1, it's obviously not
>>558342771>>558342793>>558342809>>558343048IT'S V GUNDAM
>>558343119good try
>>558343179You got owned lil gup sit down
>>558343073I have yet to get a 3-star blue.
I always liked this design idea, too, and that zettai ryouiki is peak
>>558343135Show exchange points
>>558343293short hair = boybravo
>>558343135
phew
>>558343217>owned>lil gupdon't you mean 'cooked' poser
>this is another gold clan memberand fenomeno prevails as the only sane one
>Can't get groundwork to pop up despite 8 sparks on parents>Can't regularly get past 1000 SPD despite running MLB Kitasan and borrowing Fuku/Biko>Can't regularly get past 1000 Wit despite running 3 LB FM, MLB Marvelous and BourbonAm I unlucky or does she just not like me?
>>558343339kinda deepahaha...
>>558343427>sephiroth_i_am_not_owned.pngThis you nigga
We are so back
>>558338943>Ardan, Vega, Kit*san and Satono Diamond back to back
>>558343502browns don't own anything
>>558343469>FukuInconsistent card I don't blame ya, same goes for Fine Meme>BikoOkay that might be some fucked up luck
>>558342861605k before a few hours. Expect 610k+ this week since ppl probably rolled VBourbon and other spooks.Won't bother making much new Uma till MANT
>>558343512Kitasan has free rolls, just get lucky lmao
>>558343496Hahaha!Imaging having to spend 114 pulls.
Beautiful Girls all over the worldI could be chasin' but my time would be wastedThey got nothin' on you, DotoNothin' on you, DotoThey might say Hi, and I might say Oya!But you shouldn't worry about what they sayCause they got nothin' on you, DotoNothin' on you, Doto
oh alrightsee you next week then
are we back to songslop
STOPSTOPPPP GIVING ME GOLD INSPIRATIONSWITHOUT A SINGLE PINK SPARKPLEASE PLEASE IM FINE WITH MILE B AND DIRT B IM NOT ASKING FOR MORE
post something cute
>>558342601
>>558343945
something cute
>finally find TT opponent with all awful moods>use parfait>now his team has great mood>lose every racewell thanks for nothing retarded ass game
>>558343945here's a quick nekomusume I drew
I will not roll for AyabeI will not roll for DiapsteinI will not roll for Fujin-neesanI will not roll for Sweepy
>>558344108Nice speedtard
haha great scenario
>>558344174i hope you like RNG because here's some RNG with your RNG
>>558344174
>600k fans >GutsWhat a massive waste of time, its gonna be like this during Trackblazer.
GL won't save you from MANT
Found the WITTARDAnother safe week!
>>558338943Excuse me? Its the opposite, its the two last good parents for years. You literally have no amazing seiun tier parents for pacers right now.
Birthday girl
>american uma scenario>jerking off america constantly>>0 american umas
>>558344546I'm justI'm just going to borrow itsorry! hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUU
y-you dont need high wit on this track right...
>>558344758wit is the new speed
>>558344562Casino Drive is american bro
COME ON LADIES COME ON LADIESONE STAR GUTS
>>558344570KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~
so what the hell does a kitasan player uses/borrows if you can't use support kitasan
>>558344657Nishino is 15 speed 15 power aptitude sprinter with an inbuilt accel AND a souped up highlander+midrace catchup. Kitasan is go-to long ace up to this day.You do you i guess.
>>558344956your maruzensky speed gwo your materfaker bwo your ntr blo
>>558344956Wait until Maru
>>558344956easyyou suffer until S.Maru card
>>558344956Fuku + Topro
>>558344956
>>558344562it's a "Japanese umas visit America" scenario, so advertising American stuff is obviously part of it. as for American umas, we don't even know if cygames has any actual plans for American umas. if they do, they haven't said so.
>>558344562American Pharaoh with an Ancient Egyptian girl.Trust The Plan
>>558345201American Pharaoh should rape someone in a race like Treve
https://youtu.be/CGMwcTatIr8?si=U1ojVqgybkLp1B5G
WAITO HORSU GO HOMU
>>558344956lets just say you'll want to save up for this summer.
lol>Everyone mentioned groundwork but didn't talk about this
It's Ebayan's and Dream Journey's birthday today! (in Japan it's already 24th)
>>558345647Bakushin has a charming event too, it isn't particularly special.
>>558345790i hope ebayan gets a donut and dream journey doesn't kill anyone
>>558345860>He doesn't understand
>>558345647because like half of the cast also have a costume event that gives charming
GO DIGITAN GO
You already have Air Groove's guts card tho
SHIT YOUR PANTSSHIT YOUR PANTSSHIT YOUR PANTS
>Buttered What
So we all agree that Smaru SSR is the meta pick and Agnes is a gaslight right?
>>558344956did people in this thread forget speed Mayano exists? she even comes with a heal, so you take her over Maru
>>558346130(Formerly Le Fishe) [Formerly Bricked]
chi
>>558346186Yes
>>558346186you have to roll on the tach banner anyway
>>558346238
So we pulling on FM?
>>558346186Roll for both
>>558346473No.
>>558345860Looks good to mehttps://files.catbox.moe/5pre1n.png
>>558346395NOOO CATBOX FIX YOUR SHIT
>>558346186both are the same, only used for training fronts and pace respectively they aren't must haves and I won't recommend rolling for them because if you don't have your own Light Hello then you're completely fucked, her gold is actually good this time unlike Riko's so her R version is more than inferior
>>558346452
>>558346612Buddy I think the file got deleted.
>>558346716
Huh, metsuden got revived with a new danchou.
>saw Taishin on Enhance menu>reminds me of CasinoI PRESENT YOU, CASINO TAISHIN
>>558346785
>>558346473why would I pull on a card I already have
>>558346716Biblically accurate Rob Roy.
>>558345165>this image is still being regularly postedI should get back to making lewds for the thread
>>558346473I am but only because the first spark ends up cheaper and I'd rather gamble on the three I'm missing than hooooooold carats for half a year
>>558346473I'm taking the cbpill sorry
>>558346814Those eyes are creepy
>>558347180When's CB?
>had to take any recovery to survive Tenno Sho Spring>only choice was Extra Tank>somehow got 1st with only 378 stam
>another puppet charactermaa-chan isnt special anymore, now what
>>558347429you forget about her
>>558347429Pregnancy and retirement
>>558347429Forgotten
>>558347429Who?
All around me are familiar faces
>>558347429maa-chan? ah! you mean Mar-chan? As in Marche Lorraine-san?
chinpo windy was both the original dog and puppeteer uma but she's so ugly no one takes her into consideration
>>558346473No, I dont have enough for pity, so I'll go all win on the rerun with SMaru instead
>>558346473I'll probably pull for her so I can empty my carats and quit when I get bored of MANT
>>5583473192 months
>>558347429
>>558347429Would be funny if she ran with the puppet too
dommed and feminized by my club...
Marche Lorraine?You mean the horse that got fucked by Kitasan Black?
>>558348385Did Durandal also give him grief?I know he likes Curren because the horse was well behaved
>>558348670whats a horse
I want a playable Shikko already
>>558348385Reminder that ikezoe went on record to say that while a lot of rowdy horses like orfevre get misunderstood and they're just being goofy, dream journey is different. It is actually, genuinely a evil horse that wants to kill
>>558348670the fuck is a horse?
When the fuck are they increasing the uma slots? I have to start turning S ranks into glue at this point
Would Gold ship care if her trainer quits?She's all over the place so idk how to gauge her
>>558348871Anime Gold Ship would Game Gold Ship feels like she wouldn't. She's goofy her entire career and didn't show her serious side at all.
>>558348738Sniff stinko
I'm MANT safe
>>558348871Yeah?Contrary to outward appearances she does genuinely care about her trainer...Most of her gifts actually have meanings behind them and arent just gags, also the good ending of her career is pretty explicit in that she cares about her trainer.
Okay but seriously, when are they going to star drawing the puppet blowing trainers cock?
>>558348548i literally look like this
>"finally! my own Bourbon">looks inside>Mile and Long Bis this why Bourbon was considered hard to train back in Day1?
>>558348726Durandal was a very wild and manic horse in the stables. Basically no other jockey was able to handle Durandal properly due to his melties until the he got swapped to IKZE. His temper died down on the turf after that until he retired. Then it resurfaced again. Also, IKZE remembered and loved Durandal so much he kept him as his phone wallpaper even after he passed away, so he was definitely his favorite even though he praised Curren a lot too
>>558348548almondbro...
What happens if I cut off my trainee's tail while she's doing this?
>>558348871I'm confident the Golshi's trainer wouldn't abandon her. Did you notice the sudden shift after she kidnapped the guy then brought him to some fuckass beach?I don't have any proof but I'm sure she slipped some drugs or weird potion to the trainer that made him okay with her>fuuuuuck I don't want ANYTHING to do with this fuckass horse>gets taken to the beach>no indication of what happened in-between or how long it took>yeah sure I'll train this horse????
>>558348385
>>558349219he got drug raped gwo....
>>558348548Can I join your club?
>>558349219>tracen let this happenRELEASE THE TRACEN FILES
>>558349254Katsumi Ando (Kitahara) horses
>>558332667Those complaining are tourists, simple as. Let people wife whoever they want.Vodka and Fuku are my daughters, Espo is my wife, Ardan is my husband. It doesn't have to make sense.
>>558349219Tracen has a massive drug problem
>>558348871the anime makes it pretty clear that Gold Ship cares a lot about the people close to her
>>558349313mhm, we'll have 3 spots open minimum by the looks of it
>>558332667where's the option "i just hate rice shower"
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY PINK SPARKS
>Can't get better Aquarius aces without getting the 1/1000000000 higher-rollNow what
>>558349348
>>558349314>release the files >nothing happens>Tracen still operatesWhat's the point?
>>558345915Almost all costume events are +20 stats or +20 stats
>>558349171You need an extremely high IQ to pilot fronts.
>>558348548curren kun...
>>558349348could it be that this guy was the only jockey Scarlet ever had?
Every time I lose a banner I get so disheartened I don't want to play. I know I'll fail the Ardan banner.
>>558348062>Mar-chan>Maa-chanI didn't even realize this until now ...did anyone at CyGames? Why would they do this
That's oddTazuna doesn't even try to stop Maruzensky Is she just allowed to do whatever the fuck she wants?
>>558349754Yes
>>558349764how does one "lose a banner"?
>>558349825Yes. She's been allowing Maruzensky's grooming of umas and trainers for years. All the higher ups at Tracen Academy are in on it.
>>558345647It could be a big deal if we're still in URA. Charming doesn't do much in Unity because getting rainbows fast isn't worth that much early game
>>558349825I mean what can tazuna do when maruzensky doesnt live on campus?Tazuna has no power in maruzenskys apartment...
>>558349928when u use them for potential upgrades do u even play the game retard
>>558349848wow, how common is this in the racing world? I always thought they’d have at least two or three jockeys throughout their career
>>558349989It's not actually that common. It's more common to switch around jockeys for horses in general due to varying circumstances throughout their career
Spechud...
>>558349928I didn't get Mamazon, the dog, the futa, though I got one of them during the 10 free dailies.
>>558349825Maruzensky holds delicate info on the Tracen Files, so Tazuna can't push her too hard.
>>558350095um why is the big hat girl not holding her puppet????
>>558348871Golshi literally writes "Gold" on your forehead. Either as claiming you as hers, acknowledging you as part of her clan, or just in literal sense, you are treasure to her.
>>558349989UncommonIf Scarlet was released today, she'd be on the same level as Still in LoveAnd when the real horse likes someone, she LIKES 'em>known to throw a shitfit when her groom(favorite) tends other horseAnd what are trainers? jockey+trainer+groomBut she'd also be retarded, after all, they all said Horse Daiwa Scarlet was kinda stupid
oh boy
>>558350095No one in my country knows who that is.
>>558344956MLB Speed Suzuka (the free one or R)MLB SR King HaloMLB SR Sweepyou can also use your MLB Speed Tosen Jordan in case you don't have the above SRsThat's my actual plan
>>558350058>>558350262I see, I thought it was a special case
>>558350095Face of the franchise, everyone.
>>558350242marked...
>>558350095Meanwhile her great-grandkid Tact being in the anni art since the 2nd one yet still being unplayable...
>>558349692one costume event out of each set always has a chance of giving a status buff. just check the event helper or gametora.
>>558349989uncommon for most
>>558350334explain this comic
what can we learn from this image?
>>558350324The Brian SSR welfare is pretty good too. It's a highroll card (only 35 sp) and the 0 friendship gauge is annoying (you have to chase her around a lot junior year), but when she highrolls, holy damn that +2 speed bonus SHITS out speed stats
>>558350442Why is this horse still not playable? Any Jpfags?That shit's weird
>>558350517You stole it from /umajp/
>>558350517Most of /uma/ are keibagods
>>558350517>sexo release Excuse me?
>>558350568Because Contrail isn't in yet for some reason. They first introduced her when the actual horse was still active but even after the horse retired she's still in jail. Most people were expecting Contrail to finally be announced this anni because he also kinda needs to be in Ai's career too but he got shelved again so that means Tact is shelved even longer too. It really is a weird situation overall though, it's way too long at this point
>>558350514Buena folds paper roses late into the night to earn money, Spechud steals everything to bet it at the racecourse.
>>558350568they need Contrail to release Tact
>>558349216you get halwa sweet (mother of the v sisters), a horse with no tail
>>558350568Cygames not explaining why she hasn't been added after so long feels very tactless.
>>558350751
>>558350751I love the gold family
>>558350551That one too, I should use her more often on umas with no speed bonus
>>558350751Dream Journey strikes me as an anal only uma.
>>558350517what the fuck is an ohimba
>>558350751Dream Journey would NOT let you do anal.
>>558350869ohimba just means mare
is the JP thread really so dead that not only there's a guy spamming images the new umas on cooldown but they also feel the need post a wordcloud from there
>>558350517Global losing its presence
>>558350806Aoi LOVE
>>558350927does it actually because nothing is coming up with it as a real japanese term
>>558350751Journey would never do anal
SexAlso thanks for falling the last training and preventing you of capping speed
>getting rainbows fast is bad early game in UnityNo it fucking isntif you balance out your bonds and unity gains you could potentially have maxed bonds by the end of junior year which means an entire extra year of bomb chasing, rainbow fishing and races
>>558350517what the fuck is a ohimbais this even from /uma/?
The type of uma to lose a card game then break into her trainers office/apartment to sulk about it
>>558350937People who want to talk about the anni news are here when they should be there. Of course it's empty.
>>558350869牝馬 - himba - mare御 - お - o - respect prefixお牝馬 - ohimba - japanese side meme for mare sexy
NEW SCENARIO DROPPED EARLY!!!!
>>558351131just more evidence that they don't play the game and just jerk off to mares all day
>>558350937to even have a Global thread in the first place was stupid because Global has fucking nothing to talk aboutouhh whole thread dedicated to parent farming and TT screenshots and our valentines day is 500 carats go fuck yourself
>>558351226etto...
>>558350517>Ohimba AiAlmbondbros not like this
>1 ace run eachThis'll have to do. Maybe I'll try to do one or two more Bourbon runs before the CM, but this should be enough to barely make it to A finals
>>558350517HOLY
>>558351316I think you're full of shit, because the JP thread is dead as fuck, but the global thread isn't.
