Hard AF Edition# Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3545926625>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245# News:>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223>[DECEMBER] Next major episode update is still many months ahead, and development information will continue to be sparse due to spoilers. A few new images and a new cutscene have been shared.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/496087542571991439# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>557947367
First for my wife Noelle, she's so pretty!
>>558351959
>>558352061YOU KNOW I LIKE MY GIRLS A LITTLE BIT OLDER
>>558352061Say it ain't so
>>558352061>julia assPawglia is TRVTH
>>558352061>faggots antichrist >stellaris killed heterosexual ALL THOSE WHO CURSE NEMLEIVANIAS ARE BTFO
>>558352061Ashley game. Ashley general. Ashley board. Ashley website. Ashley internet. Ashley state. Ashley country. Ashley continent. Ashley world. Ashley universe. Ashley fabric of reality.
>>558352692Stellaris is considered utterly extremely kusoge
>>558352385This thing is sentient, I swear
>>558351959is that incest?
>>558353708no
>>558353708>THE SISTERS, MASON. WHAT DO THEY MEAN?
>>558352061>douglas goes socially autisticIs that really what was wrong with him?
>>558354058His problem was his bitch wife and he was too much of a doormat to even tell that she was a bitch.
Threadly reminder that bratty sisters are for hard anal correction!
>>558352061Playing FF7 with your sister in the 90's must have been the most kino sibling bonding experience. That or jamming into Hybrid Theory with your sister in the 2000's
>>558351192I know I shouldn't care about the lives of random people on the internet this much, but it really makes me happy to hear that you've been having a great time together. And to think, you were hesitating to call her for a week! I hope your friendship will only grow stronger going forward.Now if only more anons would be able to follow in your footsteps... It's a great pity how some of them don't even have bad relationships with their sisters but are just simply too shy and awkward to ask to hang out with them.
>>558354815jamming it to*
>>558352061ur mom
>>558354845>simply too shy and awkward to ask to hang out with themI DEMAND AN UPDATE FROM THE ANON WHO NEGLECTED HIS SISTER'S FRIEND REQUEST YET ALLEGEDLY WENT ON TO ARRANGE A CUTE SIBLING DATE.
>>558355149As I recall he said he was starting a new job soon and he was going to visit her once he earned some money to buy her a gift. It sounds noble, but frankly I suspect he was just making an excuse to avoid/postpone the contact. I would absolutely love to be proven wrong and hear from him if and when he actually visits her.
>>558354845I'm overjoyed, I think that one hangout cured my autism. Being a good brother is really what motivates me. I hope the dishes Anon starts being sweet and nice to his sister.>>558354815It's always kino, no matter the year.
>>558355947What device did you play on?
>>558356437A hacked Wii, the same device we played Mario Kart on.
>>558354815>That or jamming in to Hybrid Theory with your sister in the 2000'sWhat about jamming into your sister in the 2020's?
Why didn't everyone agree this imagine is awesome and why doesn't everyone want to spank bad girls.
>>558358353>What about jamming into your sister in the 2020's?Anon, a bit of foreplay goes a long way.
>>558358468Because it's distracting to spank a girl, it's too difficult to make it an actual punishment.
>>558358693its a tough issue that we need to face
>>558358478However, surprise buttsecks
>>558359419stick it in the pooper
>>558354845As the anon that complained about fighting with my sister on account of our different worldviews, true. I went out with her yesterday, both behaved like siblings for once, she even teased me and I gave her my input on some personal stuff. Starting to believe she's just a bitch to me when around our parents. Anons of calg, don't let your children compete for your attention.
>>558355947Any advice on how to make my sister actually give a fuck about my recommendations or me at all?
>>558359567>Any advice on how to make my sister actually give a fuck about my recommendations or me at all?Start running and doing pushups.
>>558359480Nyooooooooooooo!
>>558359795
>>558359497Really glad to hear it! Let's hope this is a sign of improvement and that you'll hang out with her without the parents present more often.Where did you go for your sibling date?
>>558359567It's a competence issue, you have to be the family computer nerd or repair guy or whatever. Women only respect popularity, if your whole family depends on you for something then you're the most popular in the house and your sister will take you seriously.
anons you need to understand that most likely your sister is your looksmatch and you're at best (at best) a 6/10 because you wouldn't be here otherwise. Your sister can pull guys like you by the thousands, that's why you don't even register as a member of the opposite sex in her mind. If your sister was to go on a dating app (she already does) she woud get literally dozens of guys better looking than you messaging her every day.Push ups and getting a job or a hobby won't help.It was already over when you were in your mother's tummy
It's so funny how women's brains work our mom says i used to beat the shit out of my sister when we were little and now she adores me like she's in love
>>558360528>It's a competence issue, you have to be the family computer nerd or repair guy or whatever.But I am the family computer nerd guy. She comes to me when she has an issue that needs fixing, still doesn't give a fuck about what I recommend, even when it comes to electronic devices.
>>558354574Your sister's love towards you is proportional to her backdoor's grip on your visitor
>>558362461Yeah this is actually fair. Thabks for the insight. I'm still going to punch above my weight tho
>>558362572Then it's over for you... you should've hit your jaw with a hammer. I heat it's all the rage these days.
>>558362746i wish you the best
>>558362461>you're at best (at best) a 6/10Projection. I'm attractive >because you wouldn't be here otherwiseNot all of us are autistic or ugly. Some of us are normal people
>>558363169>Not all of us are autistic or ugly.If you're a woman, there's no reason for a man to play this game.
>>558363276I like it, that's reason enough
>>558363169Anon, I hate to break it to you, but you're responding to content which is intentionally inflammatory and stupid to goad people into responding. This is colloquially known as, "Bait."
>>558362461>>558362763I think I just need to get fit. She used to put pictures with me on her insta story to ward off men trying to flirt and possibly to make some of her friends who didn't know me jealous (I know this is a somewhat hopeful assumption on my part but I know my sister, that's 100% something she would do). I was much slimmer back then tho. Gotta cut back on the calories and once again hit the gym I guess.
>>558360315It was nothing date-y, really, just getting some groceries and perusing a bookshop, but we had a lot of dead time in between that we spent chatting rather than in silence, as we usually do at home, or arguing.>>558363169>Not all of us are autistic or uglyI'm actually so autistic as to be perma single despite getting more compliments from the opposite sex than my sister, which is pretty unusual to say the least and tbf was the case until I started working out.
Does anyone have a link to the Ashley portrait generator that an anon made several weeks ago? I've lost my bookmarks after switching OSs.
>>558364487https://danemadsen.github.io/ashley-creator/
>>558365989Thanks anon!
>>558364073Try making it just ever so slightly more date-y next time! Suggest dropping by a coffee shop on your way and treat her to a cup of whatever.
>>558367330>Suggest dropping by a coffee shopThis is also a great way to learn if your sister has the taste buds of an eight-year-old.>Yeah I'll have a vanilla latte>Sounds good; and for you, ma'am?>Uh, I'll have a gigantomatic macromastia triple-whipped-cream princess frapuccussi winnie-the-pooh caramel analingus delight with extra sugar and chocolate chipsI do not know how this bitch is not fat
>>558367968>I do not know how this bitch is not fatTell me about it, my sister is constantly eating sweets, yet I'M the fat one
>>558362621Ashley's sphincter can crush steel pipes!
Why yes I want to fuck Nina how could you tell?
>>558368581Time to hit the bricks, bubba. 2026 is the year of brother ascension, you need to get in shape for your sister; also for Hitler.
>>558368581Fatty!
>>558368945What the fuck anon? That last bit was unnecessary.
>>558369272It's motivational, gotta work to be Hitler's top guy in the delphostate.
>>558369272Ultimately, you want to show your sister that the closer people are to her genetically, the more superiour they are. And this is what my guy Hitler tried to do as well. Just become the best version of yourself and impress your sister. For the delphostate!
>>558369586>>558369896I do not want the delphostate to be associated with some insecure loser with delusions of grandeur!
>>558370194We love Hitler almost as much as we love sisters in this general.
>>558369586Hitler got with his cousin, not his sister. He is no delphic hero.
>>558370194>some insecure loser with delusions of grandeurHey now, he was fighting against the ToxiSoda people and hags who supported them. He was practically /ourguy/
>>558368591To be fair, who wouldn't?
>>558367968Oh, but I am the one with the taste buds of an eight-year-old, it's just I don't like flashy new things.>>558367330We were a bit short on time, like almost always, but I'll remember that for sure, thanks you anon.>>558369896Picrel.>>558370973Floozie.
>>558368945>also for Hitler.But anon, I'm brown
/calg/bros, does nemlei is.... le woke?
>>558368945>>558369896>>558371476
>>558372054>3312x2000damn
>>558373547It needs lebensraum
>>558373547>>558374493It's only that big because it was two images I edited together. Andrew also originally had yellow hair but it looked terrible so I made it the same color as Ashley's.
>>558374630It's that big because Ashley's fat ass is in it
>>558371998It's been awhile since I've seen anyone being called Alt-right, the term isn't really a part of the collective lexicon anymore
>>558355149>>558355729Alright, I thought all of you forgot about me. I'm not dead or anything, I was lurking from time to time, I was busy. I stopped being a retard and accepted her friend request some time ago. I texted her and apologized to her for ignoring her for almost a year, she said she herself forgot that she sent the request, but she's not mad.We chat with each other every second or third day, we small talk about how her day went or how mine went, we share some memes and videos and other stupid shit. I know this doesn't sound exciting, but these small things really bring me happiness, knowing I didn't totally fuck up my relationship with her. I mentioned to her that I was thinking about visiting her and asked her about it, but she said she doesn't want to and replied dryly. I pushed a little and asked why not. She replied that she's having a "bad" time in her relationship with her boyfriend or something similar, and she basically said it's her business and she doesn't want me to get involved in it and kinda wants to be left alone right now. I didn't push harder, so that's all I know, she's very sensitive about it and I don't want to destroy any fragile progress I already made with her.I don't remember if I mentioned it earlier, but my sister has been married for about four years, I didn't attend it and I basically met her guy once, for a couple of minutes, three years ago when my sister visited my mom for something and he was with her.This might sound pathetic or terrible, I know, I'm a terrible brother and blah blah, but I think I even mentioned this in previous threads, in the last months I had cold and basically nonexistent contact with my sister for a very, very long time, but I don't care, I care about the present and that I have fragile but stable contact with her right now.Sorry for being chaotic but I'm not used to writing that long, plus there is this stupid fucking limit.
consistadorhttps://x.com/i/status/2026023413576344060https://files.catbox.moe/bcyqk5.jpg
>>558377289Why is she white?
>>558377357They're role-playing
>thinking about jesus
I should've jumped.
>>558377027>She replied that she's having a "bad" time in her relationship with her boyfriend or something similar, and she basically said it's her business and she doesn't want me to get involved in it and kinda wants to be left alone right now.Now's your chance to be the man in her life and get in her panties.In all seriousness, just make sure she is okay. You got in contact again, your relationship will get better over time, even if not smoothly.
>>558380167'jesus' was the name of the mexican guy that rimmed her asshole in the alley behind the ikea.
>>558381392That's gross. Why would you think about that?
>>558381087Thank you, I have a great connection with her. I was a bit awkward at first texting her, but after half a month we've developed a great understanding of each other. She's very sensitive about some topics, like her relationship, so I don't want to push it. I can't believe how stupid I was for ignoring my own sister. I'm sure my relationship with her will only get better.
I honestly wish Andrew and Ashley weren't related. They're the /pol/ dream couple
>>558384726You know a post is stupid when you can't differentiate it between bait and someone's genuine dogshit take.
>>558384989
I don't even play TCoAaL, I just jerk off to Andrew's feet.
>>558384726>D>a lotlmao
Yukikaze retrofit soon, I feel it in my nanoda
>>558385157Then I would say that's a terrible descriptor and a pointless goal to strive for because /pol/ is a deranged-by-design astroturfed honeypot with a PPM way too high to generate anything close to meaningful discussion with any sort of frequency, and being something the general zeitgeist of that board would hold in regard is not in and of itself a desirable quality when it comes at the expense of the story. If Andrew and Ashley weren't related, they still wouldn't be the "/pol/ dream couple" because their hair is too dark, or because some retard decides Finns aren't actually white, or for a million other retarded and arbitrary reasons. On top of that, it wouldn't matter regardless because the qualifications that make them the "/pol/ dream couple" are present in literally every white couple, which means it isn't special or otherwise noteworthy, and comes at the expense of a fantastic story so some slack-jawed larper can pogface at it for five seconds and move on with his life.>>558385783That's around a Clapistani 32C or D, which isn't HUGE, but it's also bigger than you might think.
>>558385495Holy BASED
POST CUDDLY FANART
>>558384726They aren't performativly religious or espouse any equally performative politcal dogmas, and those are typically desired qualities among the Indonesian and Filipino white nationalists of /pol/
>>558386454
>>558386454Instructions unclear, posting cuddly fart
>>558387397Love this lil' nigga like you wouldn't believe
/calg/, you say it is fun and sweet and friendly to nut on your sister's face, but my sister is deathly afraid of semen. Maybe it's a feminist phobia of pregnancy, or maybe it's because her boyfriend finished in her mouth without telling her he's cumming, but she sees jizz on the same level as literal shit. She has no disgust response toward piss or vomit or most things on this planet, yet semen is one of only two things that actually offends her.
>>558389501Tell her you can help her by doing exposure therapy
>>558389501I'm going to be perfectly honest, at this point it's less weird to fuck your sister than it is to listen in explicit detail about the time some strange guy blew cocksnot into her unsuspecting gullet.
>>558391056It is NOT less weird. It's normal to share intimate stories with your siblings, it is not normal to fuck them
>>558391968
>>558391968My sister panicked and yelled "I DON'T WANNA KNOW" when she only thought I was going to say something sexual about her friend I was dating. I think that's just a you guys thing.
>>558392023I'm not saying it's right, I'm saying it's normal>>558392354Oh I'm a different guy. But my brother will sometimes tell me stories that are not ABOUT him having sex with his wife, but they mention it
>>558392354>I think that's just a you guys thing.So, it isn't normal that my sister told me about how our mother found her sex toys?
>>558392672I think that's more normal than hearing about the fat greasy wad of baby batter her boyfriend launched into her throat. Which, by the way, is weirder than fucking your sister, because fucking your sister is normal (everyone fucks their sister at least once in their lives).
>>558392672Your sister owns sex toys? Call her a harlot.
>>558392782>into her throatIt wasn't her throat because she tasted it on her tongue, which is why the event was so traumatic for her.
>>558392672...what type of toys does she own?
>>558386693The typically desired quality among /pol/es is a dick, because they're all either closet or openly gay. /polgbt/ is canon>>558391968It should be the other way around. The West has fallen. Millions must have sibling sex.
>>558365989>QUT alumnusNo fucking way one of you went to the same university as me
My sister and I sneak out the family camper to do our incest. The problem is we've been doing so much incest that the entire camper smells like biscuits and gravy now. For those of you who are new to incest, it smells like biscuits and gravy. Also, sometimes grits. How can the I get the incest smell out of the camper? When it warms up, our parents are going to want to go camping.
>>558394135>How can the I get the incest smell out of the camper?With incense
>>558385950
>>558393757Ashley if she tel aviv
>"THe GriMe SouL MuST Bounce oN IT..."
Do you think we'll get CG's/busts of Ashley with a baby bump?
>>558398124Honestly no. Chances are good we'll see her telling Andrew and we might see a baby afterward but probably nothing inbetween.
>>558398124imo I think we'll just see a cg of a baby with only the implication that it's theirs. Like the view of a baby in a stroller and you see their legs and uncoloured text for the parent's speech.
>>558398124Nemlei will pull a Katawa Shoujo Hanako ending, where we won't see Ashley pregnant outright but she'll use clever symbolism to imply it The last shot of Hanako's ending is panning into the window of a bakery; Hanako has a "bun in the oven".
>>558399602I fucking loved that game back in the day
>>558385495Duke please You need to step out of the BISEXUAL SEXUAL!
>>558399951I played it in high school and I still love Hanako very much (Rin is in very close second). Even had a phase where I really tried to get good at chess because of it lol
>>558401440>>558399602Blemishes are prettier than any makeup.
>>558391968Sibling sex and love is normal and healthy. What is abnormal is sister degeneracy and engaging in sexual acts outside of the bloodline
>>558399602That's a fucking muffin you dolt.
How do you get your sister into sneeding
>>558401713Fuck if Shots and Such didn't give me such a hard boner. I've lost the count of the number of times I've nutted to that scene where Ashley is cowering and blaming herself for Andrew hurting her.
>>558402748chuck her some seed to feed on
>>558386172Sure whatever I just wish they weren't related.
>>558405070How else are they going to keep their defective brain genes out of the population?
Ashley is cute. There I fucking said it.
>>558403790What if she hates feeding on seed, or doesn't mind but wouldn't do it if you didn't like her to?
Julia is cute. There I fucking said it.
Yeah, cute like a malformed puppy from two breeds that never should've mixed.
>Yeah, cuteYup!
>>558405259>DefectiveThat's just Ashley Andrew has got quite a big brain between his shoulders. Only bested by the demon
I want sister
>>558409150/calg/ will deny this but you can pick your own sister. Get to know any NBR woman, marry her, and you become siblings. Just remember not to try to do it with more than one girl at a time.
>>558409795Tell me more
>>558371998NIGGER
>>558409795That's not how that works.
>>558410306Nothing else to tell, it's really that simple!>>558412029It's only possible through God. Without his intervention through the sacrament of marriage you are correct that you would only be cohabitating with a hussy.
>>558391056It's weird as fuck but for some reason every modern White girl wants to tell their family members all about their sex life and how many guys they fuck.
>>558415834Because they want their brothers to snap and pin them down and fuck them hard
>>558416082No they just want to normalize extreme promiscuity and they fight on every front. Even at the family dinner table.
>>558416768This.
So... what exactly is going on here?
>>558415834>>558416768Gross tarskin. Did you learn this from /r9k/ or is it just your own fantasy?
>>558418683Grooming. Not necessarily the sexual kind.
>>558418683An attempt to groom Ashley into doing something or having a particular opinion. Which is probably not working and just going to make her (or Andrew) upset.
>>558418836I'm White and my actual sister is an example of this. She also talks about her former sexual partners in front of her husband while everyone including him is uncomfortable.
>>558419331Your sister current is or is going to cheat on him.
>>558419390She's become obese since getting married so it's hard to imagine, but guys are desperate.
>>558419582>>558419331>anon's sister is a fully liberated modern womanI'm so sorry.
>>558420091Funny enough my other sister is the opposite, a stereotypical "tradwife" though she'd probably have no idea what that even means.
>>558416082Considering the modern women, there are definitely some who would be down for that. Definitely a very tiny minority tho. It's mostly just them trying to make you accept their whore behaviour like >>558416768 said
>>558420198Please impregnate her
>>558420198I'm not surprised by that in the slightest, women are funny like that. My mom was a revolving door and my sister got bullied for it constantly (among other reasons) and that stuck with her for life, your sister probably saw the way your parents looked at your hussoid sister and was so disgusted with her it made her want to do the literal opposite.
>>558424432>My mom was a revolving doorI know what these words mean individually
>>558425920My mom had a bevy of male suitors who would traipse into and out of the house at her leisure.
>>558377027Anons are reconnecting with their sisters! /calg/ is healing!Well done on re-establishing contact, anon. I'm sorry I doubted you. I hope things will go well from there.>I mentioned to her that I was thinking about visiting her and asked her about it, but she said she doesn't want to and replied dryly. I pushed a little and asked why not. She replied that she's having a "bad" time in her relationship with her boyfriend or something similar, and she basically said it's her business and she doesn't want me to get involved in it and kinda wants to be left alone right now. I didn't push harder, so that's all I know, she's very sensitive about it and I don't want to destroy any fragile progress I already made with her.At first I was going to suggest meeting her on neutral territory, so to speak, because you don't need to actually visit someone's house to see them, you can just be in town and go out for lunch together. Ordinarily that would be a normal thing to offer, but if she is being so sensitive she might not react well. So maybe consider suggesting this at some point later, but definitely don't push it.
>>558425920visualize a revolving door, then thousands of men entering inside and leaving later
>>558424432The hussy sister is younger. My mum actually encouraged hussoid behaviour despite the fact that my parents were highschool sweethearts so she never had the opportunity to be a whore.So it's like one sister followed our mum's actions while the other followed her words.
>>558415834>>558419331Have you or anyone in your family ever tried simply verbally communicating to her that you don't want to hear about it and asking her to stop?
>>558426704Damn, guess I was wrong. Also, that's a damn shame that she's a hussy, you have my condolences.
>>558426564It's a very elaborate way of saying, "my mom is a whore"
>>558426704I don't think I can take much more of this
>>558426704Based oneechan
>>558426772I don't talk to her anymore. Nobody else in the family dares speak against her because she'd have nuclear tantrums. Including my dad, who was always soft on his daughters but completely lost his spine after our mother died.She's a "queen bee" type who henpecks everybody. Even her husband wouldn't say anything, just look uncomfortable. He's completely henpecked and barely speaks unless she addresses him, which is almost comical considering he used to look like a Chad (6'5 and was fit before they married) but has been reduced into a beta slob by her.
>>558427270Do you still talk to your older sister?
>>558426704Nature is clever like that. There was an imbalance created by there being more than 2 siblings, but it quickly self-corrected by one of the sisters becoming a hussy. It's unfortunate, but her sacrifice was necessary. Now don't fumble your part, make the effort to hang out and be at the very least good friends with the other sister.
I wanted a sister, I compromised, I played a VN instead, you see where I'm going with this?
>>558427458Yeah but we rarely see each other. We don't live close by anymore and despite the fact that we get along, and despite the fact that if I ever need anything I know she'll drop everything to help (and vice-versa), we don't talk much. I used to visit regularly but now they literally live next door to one another so I avoid going over there.
>>558427860Your older sister sounds like a sweetie, please be a regular of hers.
Porn of this game is now illegal in the yookay
>>558428035So when are they arresting the "royals"?
>>558428267They arrest the king's brother the other day for being a pedestrian
>>558427860>I used to visit regularly but now they literally live next door to one another so I avoid going over there.Well, shit. I can't blame you.Still, please maintain regular contact with your older sister, and have meetings with her outside of their neighborhood.
>>558428035>simulationI think we're good.
>>558427885She is. She's very generous, like she's always trying to do things for people and go above and beyond.And of course our other sister would claim that she's actually a huge bitch, when I would disagree she'd insist she's only nice to me. A dynamic which actually resulted in her straight up accusing her of being in love with me once. I know what that will make people here think, but no, that's insane.The older sister in question is married to her first and only boyfriend btw. I figure I better include that fact to head off any unreasonable demands.
>>558428594>A dynamic which actually resulted in her straight up accusing her of being in love with me onceYou should have lots of unprotected sex with her while holding hands (interlocked fingers)>I figure I better include that fact to head off any unreasonable demandsOut of the question. You should have lots of unprotected sex with her while holding hands (interlocked fingers).
>>558428669Are you implying that having lots of unprotected sex with her while holding hands (interlocked fingers) is an unreasonable demand?
>>558428035Meanwhile the UK have been protecting consanguineous marriages between Pakistanis. Pakis can keep shitting out severely inbred mutants while sponging tax dollars. But you're a criminal for enjoying some tasteful sibling roleplay.
>>558428594We love to meme how "sisters are cute" but sometimes family members are just worth cutting out of your life. Good for you for avoiding her, how does the other sister even stand living next door to her?>The older sister in question is married to her first and only boyfriend btw. I figure I better include that fact to head off any unreasonable demands.Well, you should still hang out and be friends with her.
>>558428669>incestIncest.>interlockedInterlocked.>what's it like to hold the hand of your sister? interlockedInterlocked.>do you long for having your fingers interlocked? interlockedInterlocked.You're not even close to baseline.
>>558428035>pornographic Game is not, therefore not effected. Still a bullshit law, however.
>>558426431The problem is that she lives in another city, about five or six hours of driving from me. Don’t get me wrong, your idea would be great if we lived in the same town, but in my scenario I would have to drive to her town and then go to lunch with her. She will think this is too forceful, especially if I don’t say anything about it beforehand. She has a birthday in June, so that might be a good excuse to visit her. For now, I will just stick to texting her. We’ve been talking for quite some time, and I can see that she’s becoming more and more comfortable with me.
>>558431097>Game is notTell that to the Home Office.
>>558431097>Game is notTell that to my oshi.
>>558428035What the fuck is wrong with UK? All I've heard about them for the past few years has been legit 1984 level shit
>>558432886They've been under a hostile occupation for hundreds of years
>>558352061>balding willing rape godumm guys...
>>558428035do I need to encrypt my hentai folder now?
>>558433236When did the uk last have a legitimate government that wasn't actively hostile to the population? I'm guessing before wiiliam and mary were put in power by merchant bankers but how far before then?
>>558431353Yeah, that makes sense. If you had another reason to visit her city or at least another city close to hers then you would have a natural excuse to meet for a lunch, but otherwise don't bring it up for now. Just please stay in contact with her through text at least. It's really heartwarming to know you've reconnected even in that form, I hope you'll remain on good terms now.
>>558406929the cutest she should have listened to her sister's warning
>>558435530Tiny Creepshley is very cute
>>558428838The UK should make sibling marriage, not cousin, mandatory.>>558433960Richard III, or if you think he's illegitimate, Edward IV Plantagenet. Henry VI wasn't outright hostile as much as a well-intended incompetent but Margaret definitely despised at least half of her subjects.To the anon who said I should marry my cousin, no I'm not doing that but will be hanging out with her soon, thinking of getting her some nerdy stuff I know she'll like.
>>558438020>To the anon who said I should marry my cousinAre you the guy who has a siblingfucking obsession in common with his cousin?
Anon, I am curious about Ashley's outfit. Were shorts and cute boots like Ashley's common clothing for girls in the 90's? Ashley looks kinda tomboyish with the shorts but strangely femenine at the same time.Would Ashley be considered an altgirl in her era?
>>558438696>kinda tomboyish but strangely femenineAin't nothing unfeminine about tomboys
>>558438780Its just such a cute outfit. And the shorts just make her look different, memorable
>>558438224Sadly, yeah. My entire bloodline is cursed/blessed.
>>558439482Please just marry her! You are better friends with her, you have things in common with her, hell, and you already have a nigh-on marriage pact with her!
>>558439642I've already told you, a) she has a bf, b) even if she didn't, she's in love with her brother (most likely) and c) so am I with my sister.We're just friends and she's one of the few women I genuinely enjoy being around. also the living together thing was just if we couldn't afford a home and I think she'll be able soon (or would be if she didn't spend so recklessly sometimes).
>>558438696Her style seems reminiscent of alt girl rock bands from the 90's
>>558440675Anon I thought you told us you are actually closer with your cousin than your sister; that you just have an infatuation with your sister.
>>558440682Is Ashley a goth or is just their world stuck in a goth fashion trend? Is Ashley actually a basic bitch?
>>558440675>>558440747https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/556726010Anon on his sister:>Definitely not (a conceivable romance option). We're close of age but she despises me and our worldviews are too different to even coexist without one of us completely avoiding any controversial topic.Anon on his cousin:>We have a deal to live together later on in life if we're both single tho>I already hang with her pretty often>we're still pretty touchyANON PLEASE ELOPE WITH YOUR COUSIN
In a thread of sisterfumblers, don't be a cousinfumbler.
>>558441356be a cousinwifer?
>>558440747>>558441095Would you just give up an infatuation you'd nurtured and cared for most of your teenage & adult life? I'm trying, dammit, but then something happens and we actually get along with my sister and hope fills my hearth despite fully knowing we'll take completely different life paths in less than 5 years. I told you I'm not one to let things go, as much as it pains me.Plus, SHE HAS A BF.
>>558428267Incest is okay in royalty but they don't want to promote incest in peasants they want peasants to breed outside of the family and to spread their possessions divide and conquer they will never rise to shit because their property is always divided every couple of generations while royalty remains the same. This is why incest became illegal in the first place
>>558441536Yes, because it's fake and gay. Your cousin is your beloved wife.>Plus, SHE HAS A BF.We've already established that he is a proxy for YOU. Sweep your cousin away!
>>558441536>SHE HAS A BFcope
>>558440903Is Splat an Andrew win or an Andy win? And what would an Ashley wins ending be like?
>>558442051Honestly I have no idea. It's the worst of Andrew's possessiveness winning.
>>558434485We're on good terms already. We've made a semi routine where we text for a short chat every morning and afternoon, every second or third day. Last weekend when we had free time we talked half a day. She's really sweet, I wish I weren't so retarded and had texted her earlier.
What would be the perfect date spot for Ashley?
>>558444926Why does she have the Vegeta hairline?
>>558444926Build-a-bear
>>558444926Apparently a church
Nemlei, look. You're a hardworking cat and I admire you, but you need to sort something out. Nearly 3 years ago you teased us with thoughts of Ashley having anal sex with Andrew. And as it stands now, all this time later, I conclude that there is not nearly enough cock currently in Ashley's asshole. Now, you figure out how to implement this into the game, but as a matter of Chekhov's Gun, as well as your own integrity and credibility may I add, it is imperative that Andrew sodomise Ashley in Episode 4 or 3B.
>>558445898This but given the emotional rollercoaster that was Decay part 1, I can't imagine any way Burial can top it.Some sodomization would indeed be a step in the right direction though...
Ashley should take a shit on my chest
>>558446674Ok Andrew
>>558441810Ofc it's a cope but I don't want to wake up in the morning and look at a male hussy who also gave up on his first love in the mirror. I already have to live with being a terrible human being.>>558441720>he is a proxy for YOUHe's a proxy for my cousin, I told you, they even sport a similar looking beard while I'm well shaved.
>>558441536>>558447223Anon. Who dares, wins. Refusing to be a hussy is simply allowing your unhappiness, and there is NO nobility in suffering. If your cousin truly loved her bf, she won't leave him for you. Therefore, if you can successfully woo your cousin, it means you deserved her. Seize your happiness, anon. Everything in this world belongs to those with the courage to reach out and take it for themselves
>>558447223Anon, love and infatuation are different. You gel with your cousin. You have the same destiny as your cousin. The hussy is your psycho false-sister distracting you from what's real. You've got one homegirl, one homegirl you've always had, and it's your cuzzy.
I wonder how many anon sisters have a boyfriend or are married. How many anons are suffering because of male hussies?
>>558440675Anon, you are not in love with your sister. You love the siblinghood you shared when you were younger, which is okay, but you have to understand that she is not a nostalgia but a person, and one who has drifted so far that you are projecting incompatible ideas onto her. There is only one woman who will give you the tender sensations of siblinghood, permanently, and that's your cousin, should you marry her.
>>558447223>He's a proxy for my cousin, I told you, they even sport a similar looking beard while I'm well shaved.Does your cousin genuinely love her boyfriend? Or is it just an unconscious way of coping?
Ashley gives me such a hardon!
Have any of you ever gotten a hard-on while in the same room as your sister? Bonus points if it's because of your sister
>>558452853Got anymore Ashley pixel art?
>>558453030Got no sister so all my life is suffering
>>558453494How do lesbians cope with being unable to tittyfuck women?
https://x.com/AzulYagami/status/2013374911318802643
Kicking Julia's teeth in so she gives better head. Removing Julia's teeth one by one with pliers to enhance her performance!https://youtu.be/rYEzBBWiJcs&t=118
>>558453494You think that's bad? I only have a sister in law i feel disgusted she might as well be a complete stranger
>>558458321>sister-in-lawThat term begs a question. Is cucking you brother incest-in-law?
>>558453030I just got reminded by this image >>558456575that there was a period in our teens where if I laid on the couch and tried to watch TV there was a good chance my sister would jump on me and wrestle.This led to a lot of awkward boners that I had to hide while playing defense and prevent her from jumping on me. I kind of miss that now. I would have appreciated my sister constantly getting physical with me more if I had a sibling fetish back then, I didn't know how good I had it.
I am home alone with my sister right now. I could rape herI'm not going to, but I could
>>558462395She could also rape you
>>558462805Not if I consent
>>558462395Do you often have these types of thoughts?
>>558463102Yes. Also, what's up with that file name?
>>558463452What do you mean?
>>558463823You've got the unicode numbers followed by the text. I've just never seen that before
>>558463979Umm, I don’t know. Most of my pics have unicode.
https://x.com/i/status/2026355045613072805
>>558452430She looks pretty happy imho. that's why I've been thinking of following her lead as of late. Seems to love him a lot, but also call him by my cousin's nickname sometimes.>>558448546>>558450541Look anons, I recognize that what you're saying about not being truly in love makes sense but it's not like I haven't tried to move on all these years, it's just I don't really know anything else and moving on is scary, that's why I'm waiting for something big to force me into action, like some kind of catharsis after my sister moves on for real or the game fully releases. Now that I think of it, the fear of taking the initiative regarding interpersonal relationships is one of the weaknesses that define my character despite being pretty reckless most of the time.>>558447710Still not taking this hussy advice. If she truly loves him, they'll marry and have children, and I'll be happy for them. If it doesn't work, well, she and I will still be hanging on for sure.
>>558465964You can't marry your sister, it's not healthy in the long run, but you can find a woman like your sister.
>>558465964So, what's your plan if you decide to give up on your cousin? Just wait for something to happen?
>>558465964>that's why I'm waiting for something big to force me into actionYou'll keep making excuses. I told you; who dares, wins. You can tell yourself that you're happy watching as life and love passes you by, or you can prove your feelings by making it happen
>>558465964>moving on is scary, that's why I'm waiting for something big to force me into actionNothing will, trust me. You will keep making excuses, always postponing things you want to (or at least think you want to) do to a later event that will "just force you" into aciton. It will never happen and you will just stay the way you are, rotting. Yes it is scary, yes it takes effort, but you can do it anon. I believe in you, even if you yourself don't
>>558470160
>>558467992>>558468137>>558469079NTA, but what do you want him to do??Express his feelings openly, get ostracized, and be seen as a freak?
>>558462395>I could rape herDo it, you coward
>>558473625Love confessions are almost universally a bad idea.
>>558473909I don't wanna go to jail
What anon says:>I could rape my sister right nowWhat anon means:>My sister is really cute and I want to spend time with her, possibly engage in some light physical contact because it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy, but I can't just outright say that so I'll veil it behind twelve layers of irony like my favorite Finnime character.
>>558474592No, what I meant was that we were home alone and I could rape her. I mean, I wouldn't be against spending time with her. But it wasn't what I meant
>>558475328Everyone point and laugh at the loser who wants to snuggle his hug bug imouto but can't admit it!
>>558473625No, I just want him to follow his feelings within the boundaries of his circumstance. If he wants to fuck his cousin he should go and try to do that. If it's not possible in his circumstances then oh well, at least he tried (or considered).Ultimately what I want is for him to take action about things he wants to do in his life. Simply venting won't change a thing.
>>558475690>somehow still mad getting squished into those fat milkersAndrew deserves to be miserable.
>>558475690He truly doesn't realize he could quite literally have it all if he wasn't so retarded.
>>558455812i want a girl to do this shit to me
Wish I could force the “You should fuck your sister/cousin, it will solve all your problems!” crowd to replay the S&S ending 100 times. No, fucking your sister pussy raw won’t solve anything. In fact, it will probably make everything worse and make you suicidal.
>>558476953You didn't even try on this one.
>hey, wanna go with me to mall to buy clothes?>"go ask your cousin"hey, wanna go to the paintball place with me?>"why don't you ask your cousin?"this is why you can't be honest with women including your sister
>>558477943I'm sure she'd be more pliable if you ate her asshole. That usually does the trick.
Jerking off onto my sister's face would solve 99% of my problems
https://x.com/Depretato_/status/2026402743917674530
>>558480176Why aren't you doing it then?
>>558480630She won't let me
>>558482135Hardly an excuse
>>558485309She has two left feet
>>558475569Well, that last bit rings true. Even if some part of me wants to keep clutching my feelings forever, it's just not feasible to remain always the same and even if it was, I think I don't want it. Otherwise I wouldn't be venting like a pathetic loser. As for >>558467992, >>558468137 and >>558469079, thank you anons, really, I promise I won't be blogposting again until I bring myself to act like an adult and not some childish romance-obsessed teenager.>>558466148If it worked out for most of my family...
>Page 9
I can't sleep, /calg/
Meow
>>558490790sex
>>558490790A cat is fine too...>unzips dick
>>558482465>>558492207why is calgary like this
>>558490409I haven't slept properly in over a month
>>558490409Why are sleepy women so hot?
>>558477943This hits a bit too close to home
>>558477943Are you the Anon destined to marry his cousin?
Every white boy deserves a sister
>>558351959This goes hard AF too
What does this say in Freedom?
>bongs are gonna have to use a VPN to see coffin artHoly shit it's beyond over for ~3 anons itt
>>558500089idk you post in the wrong general or something?
>>558500954That's clearly a Ley
>>558501001that's not very clear, pidor
>>558400842Footdrew, Footley... what's the difference?
>>558503343That is a fucking good crotch holy shit I want to stick my face in that
Ghost Trickley
>>558503750Ghost Trickdrew
>>558504679>"arts">those proportionsHola
>>558351959??? looks like THIS?
>>558442051Winning at tag is the Andy Wins ending. Andy realizes Leyley doesn't give a fuck about him (the shooting dream) and finally snaps and kills her to be rid of her (remember, he thought about killing Leyley as far back as the blood oath). Being so co-dependent, he kills himself afterward.Splat is basically just the gag ending for not having the ring. In both Splat and S&S all hope is lost, but the ring stops him from an heroingMy guess is that Andrew Wins is in Decay part 2, and Ashley Wins is in Burial. Ashley Wins will be Andrew voluntarily joining her and her Leyley persona getting in the way of Ashley savoring this victory, with some vague normalcy established at the end.
My sister told me she has pet cockroaches. Bitch, that just means you don't clean your stanky ass crib
>>558501897>>558507885God damn I want to wear girls clothing
Is Boyley an incel?
>>558507971For some reasons there are dozens of drawings of Andrew in a maid dress.
>>558508151Yes>t. Maleley
>>558508618What about this Boyley?
This needs an Ashley edit
>>558509558Still true btw
>>558508402Girls like boys wearing their clones
>>558511614>kick her teef in
>>558503343Christ I want to wiggle my tongue inside her asshole
>>558508618>t. MaleleyElaborate
>>558511703Someone should edit this to be Thiu walking in on Thiu.
Whatever happened to cousindrew? You moved in with your cousin, right? Have you eaten her pussy yet?
/calg/, I still love you. Like, a lot.
>>558510071They like to try to make it happen but hate when they succeed, like a dog chasing a car.
>>558517417I love /calg/ so much that I'm *in love* with /calg/!
>>558518195Really? Name one thing you love about /calg/.
>>558518407The funny posts people make, the smart posts about the Coffin of Andy and Leyley (and sometimes other things!), and the cool images are just some of the things I love about /calg/.
I love /calg/ so much I'd fuck it
>>558520457You'd fuck anything with a pulse you bloody animal
This is an AVSTRALIAN thread now.
Best /calg/ hours are US overnight.
>Lust is the downfall of every man.Andrew?
>>558528129He did betray everyone, even himself, avoiding or feeding his lust.
>>558508402He does spend much of the game cleaning
>>558528226Dammit, there's no winning with Andrew? He avoids it and he's treacherous; he feeds it and he's also treacherous. Isn't there a path to redrewmption?
>>558528293>Isn't there a path to redrewmptionMarrying Ashley, freeing ???'s souls, and killing it by destroying its former skeleton. Episode 4A, trvst the plan
>>558528914You forgot cutting his accidental connection to Lord Unknown.
>>558529030Lord Unknown is a metaphor for Andrew's circumcision
Imagine if they had SnS circumstances without SnS abuse/distrust. Maybe it could have worked. Ashley could have just eventually stolen an Isolated couple's ID during her day job, and they could jave just started over debt free.
>>558529939I just wish Andrew never hit Ashley
shiburingu sekkusu
>>558529939An Andrew that cared would destroy the trinket.
>>558534454Potentially and instant-death for Ashley under the SNS circumstances.
>>558513991Anon relates to Ashley more than Andrew despite being male.t. another Maleley
>>558476509Ashley wouldn't do this, she understands the health risks of eating raw organs.
>>558537956Hearts are kosherThough I don't think the blood was drained properly
>>558475328What was even the point of the post then? That's like saying "I could start a house fire", or "I could piss all over the kitchen floor", or a thousand other things that nothing physical is stopping you from doing, but that you are still obviously not going to do because it would be retarded and bring undesired consequences.No, you clearly made a post about that one specific thing because you have a conscious or subconscious desire to spend time and have physical contact with your sister. If you are who I think you are, just fucking asking her if she wants to watching something with you already. It's not "weird" and you won't lose anything. If the Facebook friend request anon was able to overcome his shyness, so can you!
Why is /calg/ so dead these days, we had more activity even just a month ago
>>558544083We're all waiting for the next devlog, which will probably come out in May
https://x.com/i/status/2026311152641441886
>>558544798You typed "March" wrong
>>558545007>thinking we'll get a devlog before Artemis IINinanon...
>>558545139I want to believe
>>558547807
https://x.com/i/status/2026085781954289688
>>558544083I'm trying man, I'll occasionally post these hours because I work overnight and usually got not much else better to do.
>>558544083Dead game -> Dead general
>>558549419The time that I can dedicate to /calg/ is pretty sporadic, so it's always a bummer when I can spend hours on /calg/ while nothing happens, only to wake up the next day to find that all the cute sister stories were shared while I wasn't here.
>>558549740The game was equally "dead" a month or two ago yet /calg/ was more lively
Getting really fucking sick of waking up
>>558550467what if you didn't
>>558550467I want to spank Thiu's butt
>>558540659>What was even the point of the post then?What's with the inquisition? I sometimes jerk off to raping my sister, that's all. Plus, /calg/ needed a bump and SnS is rapey, so I made the post
>>558540659Challenge accepted anon I’m about to piss the floor to establish dominance
>>558550745Who cares what you do in your sick fantasies! What matters is do you actually do anything interesting with your sister in real life?(The answer is no because you are an awkward autist, but we are trying to help you!)
>>558551249Alright, Post Police, arrest me!The game's got rape in it, I like rape, I felt like posting about it
>>558551236Pics or didn't happen!
>>558551546>The game's got rape in it, I like rapeBased and same
Guys this is what I found in Australia. Andrew and Ashley have been real the whole time?
>>558551546Anon, the issue isn't that you posted something that doesn't belong here. It's tasteless, but not off-topic.The issue is that we know what you are, we know why you post stuff like that, and it's sad to watch you fumble your siblinghood thread after thread.
Rape is bad...
>>558553032You know this from experience
what did anon mean by this
>>558552849Anon, please, this is too much. Can a man not post a simple rape fantasy without being assigned someone else's psychological profile?
>>558553986Let me direct you to an excerpt from your own post (>>558475328) and ask you a simple question:>I mean, I wouldn't be against spending time with her.SO WHY AREN'T YOU?
>>558552319Agreed. Same reason I love seeing Ashley bruised. SnS had me with the hardest boner, jerking it off as Andrew threatened Ashley more and more.
>>558554253>SO WHY AREN'T YOU?We do sometimes. I just was thinking I could rape her. That's really all there is to it
>>558554736So what did you do the last time you spent meaningful time together? Christmas family dinners don't count.
>>558511703>Hey grok, remove the gay fucking watermark
>>558555258We went bowling last week
>>558367968Give your sister an anilingus delight!
>>558556930Hmm... Alright, if that's true.But then this is exactly what should be shared on /calg/ and you never mentioned anything!
There exists people in this world who don't find sisters cute.
>>558554736>I just was thinking I could rape herSO WHY AREN'T YOU?
Rape Julia
God is watching THOUGH
Rape Julia and then cuddle her
>>558560603can't rape the willing
https://x.com/saruei/status/2026455032233594917
>>558562018Saruei is a whore
>>558558554But I don't WANT to talk about sister bowling. I want to talk about sister rape
>>558560806>>558560972>>558561079
>>558562216Well I want to hear about sister bowling! Who won?
>>558562018Nice, but the choker lacks the hanging thingy
>>558562195I know, isn't it great?
>>558554263>SnS had me with the hardest bonerno it didn't, femanon. women can't get a boner. men don't masturbate to cute girls being beaten into a cocked hat.
>>558562964Some do unfortunately.
>>558560972>>558561079>>558560603>>558562340I really want to know if Andrew truly raped Julia or she ended up consenting? I mean it was the 90's so people weren't so accepting of rape claims
>>558563356If Andrew had violated her then Julia probably would have said so in her letter.
>>558562195every female cosplayer is a whore, ya' dingus
>>558563356i mean, all Andrew said about the sex (as far as i remember) is that julia kept saying 'god is watching'to claim that as rape is a bit of a bold leap
>>558562773Nice feet, but I would be more impressed if she could find a realistic equivalent of Ashley's cute weird boots.
>>558562195yeah, she's frenchthis is known information
>>558563631Maybe she couldn't accept that happened to her. It wasn't as commonplace before #metoo>>558563804>julia kept saying 'god is watching'Sounds like she was whimpering and afraid, so she said that as a vain attempt to stop him since that was the only thing she could think that might stop Andrew plowing her. But as always Julia was too much of a coward to stop Andrew herself.
>>558563929>>558563634>>558562773By whore I mean she draws her self-insert OC getting blacked and also defended some other vtuber whore who got caught cheating on her boyfriend. What could be more anti-delphic?
>>558564490Unless she has a brother it doesn't matter
>>558564627>mudsharking doesn't matter
>>558563356The people who think what Julia said meant Andrew raped her have never heard of "religious guilt"
>>558564490>whore acts whorishWow, how surprising and unexpectedWho cares? Sluts are hot
>>558564780But that's the thing, if she didn't want it to happen why does it matter if its due to religious guilt or simple lack of desire? If Andrew went ahead and thus forced himself on Julia even if due to her naivety or inability to set boundaries, that would be rape.
>>558564867Oh, I forgot the Americans have woken up. My bad, what I meant to say is that having a fetish for pavement apes is respectable and in fact desirable.
>>558562523We went as a family, my brother won I think.
>>558565039Julia wasn't raped
>>558563631Julia's letter did say she was scared of him.
>>558565063Why would I want a whore to be respectable or desirable? Why would I care about the morality of a whore?
>>558565236Exactly, I keep thinking in a few years Julia would join MeToo in her world. Chances are also they'd be shot to death since their world is more dystopian than ours.
>>558564667I don't even know (or care) what that means, am I supposed to get outraged about something? She is just a random artist on Twatter who does nice Ashley cosplay, I don't really care what she does outside of that. I scrolled through her page a little, found no TCOAAL content outside of that cosplay pic, lost interest and left
>>558565518>am I supposed to get outraged about something?Yeah. He's a /pol/oid Euro butthurt about black people and is therefore unable to stop talking about them. >I looked up this cosplayer and she draws black guys!!!Statements of the utterly deranged, best to just ignore
>>558565287You're in an incest thread, announcing your preference for women whose fetish is men of a different race. Make it make sense.
>>558564867>sluts are hotDownbad much? Sluts are generic as stale bread
>>558565641Telling the truth is derangement?
>>558565645>announcing your preference for women whose fetish is men of a different raceI just said I like whores... YOU brought up black people>>558565760>Sluts are genericSometimes it's nice to play the classics. If you go see Bon Jovi live, you want to hear Living on a Prayer, not his new materialSometimes I jerk off to Ashley and Andrew, sometimes I jerk off to AU's where they never made up and she took the massage job and jerked off random men while crying
>>558566007I want to watch her whore herself out to old men for money.
Anyone have more Seruei Ashley cosplay? I'm going to save it all knowing it makes that one guy REALLY mad
>>558566212Now THAT is playing the classics. I wonder what happened to that guy, you'd think he'd have come back after 3A came out
>>558566007>she took the massage job and jerked off random men while cryingAnd then she would blame Andrew for it. Women!
>>558566365Anon has found a fulfilling career of whoring himself out to old men on camera and has no time for 4chan anymore
https://x.com/Depretato_/status/2026702613069152396
>>558566489It's like poetry...
>>558566365My favourite classic Anon:
>>558563086some women get a boner? what do you call such people? i could've sworn there was one word...
>>558566847We really have lost some anons to time, haven't we? Earlier ITT people said things were slow, but they don't remember how things used to be.
>>558562964Clitorides get erect too
>>558566992>>558567051
>>558566992>what do you call such people?AngelsWouldn't it be funny if, in Chapter 4, ??? cursed Ashley by giving her a cock? Haha, she'd have a large penis and wouldn't know what to do with it or how to control her horniness and Andrew would have to teach her how to jerk off and stuff. Haha, that'd be pretty funny
Brothers, would you still love your sister if she became a futanari? Imagine comforting her as she's crying over this change of events. She'd sob endlessly and apologize to you, and you'd tell her "it's okay, it's not your fault", but she'd continue saying sorry anyway. You rub her shoulder to comfort her and tell her you still love her and she'll always be your sister. She gets an awkward boner and hugs you, still weeping. What do you do next?
>>558567262Eh I'd prefer a flashback to when Ashley first started growing pubes and Andrew had to teach her to shave themI doubt Renee was of any use with that
>>558565092>actually just tagged along on a family event as opposed to specifically hanging out with your sister>mentions the other brotherSo you are that anon after all.I would ask what was the last time you actually spent meaningful time with your sister specifically, but there is probably no point. I don't really know what else to say. Just remember, the Sister Helpline helped at least two anons experience the joy of reconnecting with their sisters in the last couple weeks. It's never too late for you too.
>>558567654
>>558567654Nah I'm not mentally ill. Trannies and futas should be put down like DOGS!
>>558567854>Mental illness is when you continue to love your flesh and blood
>>558567854>anon cuts his sister's cock with scissors while she sleeps to save her from degeneracy
>>558566847Cute kitty, may I ask for a QRD on it?
>>558567654Tell him it's not his fault and that he'll always be my brother.
>>558568127
>>558567654As long as she still has a vagina, I'm impregnating her.
>>558568276Absolutely wholesome. We need more people like this. I hope that anon is happy.
>>558568083Why cut anything off? If she is a freak of nature, she must be taken out. Besides that's not a sister, sisters DON'T HAVE A PENIS!Ashley would never
>>558566247>Serueiit's saruei
>>558568834ashley acts sexually dominant like she has a dick
>>558569165one does not consort with the fr*nch
>>558566541>absolutely glue-gunned full of her brother's hunk spunkthat's 50% hot and 50% gross
>>558567654's question implies that the change happens through supernatural means without your sister's consent or control. If you unironically believe she should to be put down for this instead of being consoled then you genuinely deserve to have your skull crushed in.
It takes no effort for a woman to be whorish and evil that's just her following her nature true beauty is in kind, gentle and loyal women because those have to overcome their evil nature every day through great effort. Which is why Julia is goated.
Why does a lot of fanart depict Andrew looking uncomfortable, annoyed or confused when being hugged by Ashley as if it wasn't literally the thing he desires the most?
>>558564381>>558565039Good lord, Julia is the type of woman I want to marry
>>558572663It's a front. We all know it is.
>>558567654If my sister was a futanari, I'd start loving her
>>558567704I'm not whoever you think I am, but I don't think you'll believe me
>>558573968You know what, it doesn't even matter. Both the Sister Helpline's most notorious client and you - whether you are the same person or not - should spend more quality time with your sister(s)!
>>558567654Unlike many anons ITT, I love my sister unconditionally. Your circumstance seems to suggest that her becoming a futanari was unintended and sudden, which means I'd have no reason to stop loving her. It's no different than if she got in a car accident and lost a limb. I would still be there for her. The only change is that my sexual fantasies of her would adjust for her current circumstances
>>558574908The only correct answer.
>>558482135Have you asked nicely?
>>558576075Very likely to happen. Most non-sex-havers like to imagine sex lasting hours, but it's more like 20 minutes (not counting foreplay). It might be an hour in between when you shower before and after, but the actual active sex part is about 20 minutes. So I could see Ashley expecting it to last a lot longer than it does + Andrew cumming fast
https://x.com/i/status/2023890774837092801
>>558576493>but the actual active sex part is about 20 minutesNot even that for some...
>>558578148Don't tell me you actually enjoy it? Disgusting pig.
My sister walked in on me while i was playing bannerlord and she caught a cutscene of my character marrying his sister
>>558578986Well?? You can't just tell an incomplete story. How did she react?
>>558578986I wish my sister would walk in on my crankin my fuckin hog
>>558351959We're never getting a þiu OP are we?
>>558576493What do you count as "active sex part"? Doesn't the average male last 5 minutes? Asking as a virgin
>>558579245She plays too and asked if i was marrying someone powerful for stats i just hope she doesn't play on my save and sees my wife is classified as a sister-wife instead of just a wife
>>558580573>using porn mods on a shared device, on a game someone else also playsThis is a fake story but if it was real you'd be the dumbest nigger I have ever seen
>>558578986As someone who played modded Bannerlord to allow sibling marriage, there would be no way for her to tell at a glance since marrying your sister is no different than a regular marriage. Same cutscene and everything. You'd have to go to the character's own page listing his relationships to see "sister-wife" instead of just "wife". So she'd only find out if you wanted her to find out.
>>558580872It's not a porn mod It's just a mod that lets you marry anything i just let her play on my steam because she's broke
>>558581064Does she know about that obscure indie game called The Coffin of Andy and Leyley on your Steam account?
>>558580573Oh, that clarifies my >>558580874 suspicions.>>558580872The mod on nexus that allows the player to marry close relatives isn't a porn mod. It just lifts prohibition on marrying relatives (and lets you marry multiple people and the same sex too IIRC).
>>558581351I don't think so
>>558579984>What do you count as "active sex part"?I mean the penis in vagina thrusting part. Like I said, sex as a whole can take an hour "between showers" so to speak. But when it comes to the active part of banging, ~20 minutes is standard. Even 30 minutes is kinda excessive>Doesn't the average male last 5 minutes?Where did you hear that? Maybe scientifically, if you stroke/thrust for 5 constant minutes. But IRL you're going to pace yourself
>>558581927>Maybe scientifically, if you stroke/thrust for 5 constant minutes.Yeah that's what I was thinking. Thought you meant that because you didn't specify. 20 makes sense now
>>558580573Do you have access to her saves? Check if she has married her brother in the game by any chance.>>558581861What are you going to tell her when the next episode comes out and she asks why it has become your top played game for a few days?
What video games do your sisters play, anons?
>>558509107He absolutely gets pegged. >>558513991>>558537157Tbf I relate more with Leyley, as I was a loud, obnoxious kid who had occasional tantrums and bouts of guilt for not understanding how to properly socialize or even basic morals and human decency. Being self aware only isolated me more, as I knew I was rotten to the core and the only people who would stay with the real me were my family, especially my sister when we were close. Ashley saying that she wouldn't change because if people didn't like her real self, well, fuck them, really resonated with me. Irl I'm not really much like Ashley outside from being a terrible person stuck in the past with incestuous tendencies, probably bc I had love from more than one person and also was raised on vidya and novels rather than TV.>>558581404Case in point, I might have to try Bannerlord before CK 3
>>558583593I actually bought my sister Stardew Valley for her birthday and she's put 80+ hours into it so far, I call that a win
>>558583593Not.much, just mobile slop
>>558583593She played mapelstory years ago
>>558583593That's a big hat
>>558583813Anon... You didn't just buy it for her to play it alone, right? You started a new multiplayer world and played it together with her, right???
>>5585845404U
>>558583704>CK 3That reminds me, I don't think my sibling incest obsession shows anywhere more intensely than in my choice of campaigns in map games.>Plays Rome 2 Total War: 80% of my time is playing either Ptolemaic Egypt or Parthia/Media>Plays Attila Total War: Sassanids, of course>Plays CK2: Zoroastrian restorationism>Plays CK3: Founding a Christian heresy that's pro-incestNow I'm thinking of returning to Attila to play as one of the migrating hordes, convert to Zoroastrianism, and then create my own barbarian kingdom that follows the path of Ahura Mazda.
>>558567704The sister helpline also encouraged me to move on from my sister and try to marry my cousin who is currently in a healthy (?) relationship. Not that it wasn't helpful, so I'm at least following half of that advice.>>558583593She loved Among Us back then when it was all the rage, but that was a given considering she's so good at lying.
>>558582503I'm afraid to look into that stuff i would be heartbroken if she didn't >>558583593She usually plays girly games like the sims, stardew, persona games etc but usually when she sees me playing something for a long time she wants to play it too to check if it's fun, she started playing Elin, Bannerlord and Elden ring because of me
husbandrew
>>558585554I never liked Total War much but I'm willing to give it a try, especially with Ptolemaic Egypt. You might want to play Imperator Rome and enable the familiar succession law tho. My delphic fixation tends to show pretty strongly when picking novels so I'm really glad I don't have a booklist someone can read.
>>558586029The sad part with Total War is that, unlike Crusader Kings where you can actually marry characters to their siblings, the incest is left entirely to the imagination. But still, knowing that these factions allowed or even encouraged delphic ways IRL is enough to make me want to paint the map in their colors.>Imperator RomeIt's been on my list for some time. Definitely plan to give it a spin sometime this year.
>>558585616>The sister helpline also encouraged me to move on from my sister and try to marry my cousinYours is a particularly complicated case. The Sister Helpline recognizes that your cousin is spiritually more of a sister than your actual sister.>who is currently in a healthy (?) relationshipYeah, with her version of Julia(n), we know. That should not be stopping you from hanging out with her!
>>558583813>>558585617YOU ALL SHOULD PLAY STARDEW VALLEY WITH YOUR SISTERS! IT'S LITERALLY THE PERFECT MULTIPLAYER GAME FOR BONDING WITH SOMEONE! ESPECIALLY IF THEY ALREADY LIKE IT!
>>558585617>I'm afraid to look into that stuff i would be heartbroken if she didn'tCome on, rip that band-aid off
>>558576493That, and it can really change depending on the circumstance. Some days I'm actually just insanely horny for no reason, and if I don't work to pace myself I'm going nut like a virgin touching his first boob.
>>558585617This is so cute I'm actually jealous.>>558586797Ngl after tiring from playing the Ptolemaic Kingdom on IR I think I'm ready for a different iteration of one of the best civilizations in the entirety of human history. Might have to re-read my hellenistic stuff for tactics. Anyways, hope you like the game, o cultured anon!>>558586819>recognizes that your cousin is spiritually more of a sister than your actual sister.This shouldn't bring an amused smile to my face, yet it does.
>>558589939damn, egyptley looking good in that... tunic? what are those things called?
>>558589939They should be browner under that Egyptian sun
>>558578986>>558580573>tfw anon talks about incest marriage over a game mod
>>558583593My sister used to play Roblox but nowadays she is not really into vidya in general
>>558593310>used to play RobloxSo she reached adolescence recently?
>>558593520She's a college student. Come to think of it it's been a really long time since she played a game on her own. I think she only cared about video games when it comes to playing co-op games with me
>>558589939Why is he wearing a big funny hat
>>558595060Bigger hat = more powerful
>>558595060https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pschent
Should i get my sister to play this game? I'm not sure if a girl would be into this the game seems to more appealing for men
>>558595060To commemorate expelling the small-hatted people
>>558595921How would you start a talk about this game to your sister without being weird?
I need my bussy filled
>>558598417How tight is Thiu's bussy?
>>558590734By the way it only shows one brooch I'd the peplos so it's probably a chiton, but a peplos + egyptian styled shawl is still possible.>>558591471They're of pure Macedonian stock and never have to work in the fields, and so their skin is pale(r than the native population).>>558595060He's both king and pharaoh, his divine power sanctioned by Alexandros himself.>>558597546Listen to the soundtrack on loud speakers and then wait for her to get curious.
>>558599158>They're of pure Macedonian stock and never have to work in the fields, and so their skin is pale(r than the native population).Exactly my point. They're relatively pale Macedonians... under that Egyptian sun. They'd tan like crazy
>>558598897Very, he's never used it before
>>558599294They can afford to never go out while the scorching sun reigns unrivaled, except when the time for war comes and men are called upon to form the great armored serpent, the phalanx that will spread delphism to the horizon and beyond.
>>558600291>They can afford to never go outAnon, this was 200BC. You weren't staying indoors all day because there was nothing to do. Macidonianley is tanned and that is SEXY
>>558601284You underestimate the great lengths elites, especially foreign elites, were willing to go so they could differentiate themselves from the people they ruled. Even native born Egyptian nobles prided themselves on being a touch paler than the serfs of the Nile.>Macidonianley is tanned and that is SEXYNow I definitely need an hellenistic AU lel
>>558602123>a touch paler than the serfs of the Nile.>a touch>than the serfsBrownley is brown
>>558601284Macedonianley is a 駄目っ子 who can't even toil in the fields right, and no family is willing to pay a bride price, so her parents are stuck with her
Julia's pretty mouth on the tip of your cock
>>558603469She can still marry Macedoniandrew and conspire (read: murder her way) to make their children heirs to Alexander's empire.>>558602717At least not tar skin...
Based Nina (waifu) faked her death and is going to kill Ashley and marry me
>>558607285why would she kill ashley for just a prank (that clearly didn't go wrong)?
he's a lucky guy
>>558601284>because there was nothing to do.nigga they had board games, books, toysthe elites had even more to do indoors
What would happen if Andrew and Ashley move into a new apartment building and Kramer is their neighbor?
>>558464812>"DOMAIN EXPANSION!!!">"*sigh* Wrong anime, Ashley..."
So, Ashley, have you thought any more about our friendship?Our friendship? Yeah, uh, no, sorry. Still giving it some thought.Giving it some thought?Yeah.You know what, don't bother. It seems I've upset you so... offer's off the table.You upset me? How'd you upset me?You tell me.This is getting a little weird, JuliaYou wanna know what's weird? It's weird to offer a friendship to a girl and in return have old-man insults thrown at you and death threats sent to your voicemail. That's weird.Are you listening to yourself? I don't know what you're into these days, Julia. But old-man insults? And, uh, death threats? You sound unhingedAshley, I'm sorry you're in painHa, you're sorry? You're sorry? You fuck my brother, and you say you're sorry? Let me tell you something. The friendship offer, it didn't upset me, it amused me. Wooo, a nice friendship with the illustrious Julia. A chance to play at the palace. Ooh Little old me? You have no idea what's going on. You're a teensie tiny girl in a teensie weensie little bubble. You look down on me? You pity me? Walk away. That's right Julia. You know why I don't want your friendship? Because it's too SMALL. I don't care about it. It's nothing to me. It's a bacterium. I travel in worlds you can't even imagine. You can't conceive of what I'm capable of. I'm so far beyond you. I'm like a god in human clothing. Lightning bolts shoot from my fingertips!
I'm very tired of this forced meme.
>>558618324Did you forget to attach an image?
This meme is forced because I do not personally find it funny and my ego is such that if I do not find it funny then it simply CANNOT be funny to others.
>>558618774No. Use basic deduction sklls.
>>558589939>Might have to re-read my hellenistic stuff for tactics.The Battle of Gaugamela scene from the Alexander movie is pretty authentic to history. Phalanx at the center. Hypaspists at 5:17 (typically to protect the flanks). Skirmishers such as peltasts at 6:45 and a slinger in 7:04. Cavalry wheeling around for hammer and anvil. A nice condensed summary of the Macedonian style that conquered the Achaemenids. Obviously reading is far more informative as Hellenistic forces weren't all copy/pasted, especially among the Diadochi with different populations to draw their armies from, but it's a nice show of the basics.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRSaSwbiMhEAlthough the chariots catapulting their riders with such force is a bit too much.
>>558618805cum
>>558618814>BCSposting is a forced memeU mad bro?
>>558619248That's weird, I never said it was all a forced meme...why did you make such a blankey statement?
>>558619335>blankeyDawwwwwww, you need yours?
>>558619514
My sister's attempts at weight loss always fail, but I can't leave this up to luck next time, so what can I personally do to stabilize her BMI? Her boobs are absolutely massive, these things wipe away all my sorrows whenever I see them and instantly turn me into a golden retriever. Her tits mog my whole existence and that mogging gives me a strange sense of purpose. You would not believe how much joy and perseverance and motivation in life her chest grants me. She has to be an actual goddess, a fertility goddess too, because when she's in a dress she's got a belly like that Pouch GF meme. It pains me that she considers herself fat and ugly because she's become the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
>>558621530>My sister's attempts at weight loss always failGood... gooooooooooooooood
>>558624028>way>>558621530You should help her with her weight loss like a good brother.
>>558624174No, losing weight would be awful! As a good brother I should help her stay beautiful.
>>558624028Take this with a grain of salt because my legs are skinny as fuck, but I can't give her a piggyback ride unless my legs are already partially extended (for instance, if I'm sitting on a chair). If I try to give her a piggyback ride from a squat, I physically cannot stand up.
>>558625012>my legs are skinny as fuckAnon the best way to make her feel good about weight is to start doing leg day. If you can lift her up no problem, her ego will be intact
I'm curious whether the chubchasers of /calg/ are imofags or oneefags
>>558627239They're just _____fags
Fatty hours
>>558627239She ain't a big sister if she ain't a big sister.
please nemlei... please.... chapter 3B please..... ill do anything... i hope youre happy and the wait will be worth it to get all the secondaries to fuck off... but nemlei... please.... i need tcoaal so much... my babies..... please... please....
>>558627851>your babiesaborted
I get no kick from champagne!Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all!So tell me, why should it be true?That I get a kick out of you?
>>558629129>>558621530Do femanons have a desire to breastfeed cutedrew?
Nemlei was clearly a Grim Tales fan in her youth.
>>558540659>If you are who I think you are, just fucking asking her if she wants to watching something with you already. It's not "weird" and you won't lose anythingI'm that anon. I guess I'll give you an update since you care. I haven't worked up the courage to ask to watch something with her, but I did ask her if she'd shave my head this weekend, and she agreed. So we're gonna do that
>>558630640Why is your sister turning you into a Nazi?
>>558630719I've always gotten the barber to buzz my hair instead of styling it in any way, and I've recently had the realization that I can just shave my head myself. I normally ask my dad to do it, but I figured I'd ask my sister since you people are so insistent that I talk to her
What if Ashley had Coprolalia (Tourettes)?
>>558631351I'd cop a ro of her lalia's!
>>558631237Ask her how she thinks you should style your hair!
>>558632021She's told me she doesn't think I need to go bald, but I think I do. Growing my hair out makes me self conscious
>>558633084Your sister now has a stake in your hair, and you in turn have a stake in bringing a smile to her face. Get to it, soldier!
>>558595921Nemlei said she made the game with a female audience in mind, so
>>558595921Nemlei is a girl and made this game for girls >>558597546The same way you'd recommend any other game to your sister?
>>558633165She's agreeing to shave me, that means she's tacitly agreeing to my baldness
>>558633696She's reluctantly agreeing. She already said she doesn't want you to go bald, so don't do it! Let her turn you into her dashing brother.
>>558633789You wanted me to ask her to do something with me, now you want me to bail? Make up your mind!
>>558633958I want you to be sweet for your sister, and that means NOT going bald!
>>558634231>sweet for yourNo, you want me to be sweet TO my sister, which means not going bald. Sweet FOR my sister would imply that I am generally sweet because of her. And I assure you, that when I grow my hair out, I go from moderately unattractive to offensive to look at. And that is not sweet
>>558634597>when I grow my hair outWhich is NOW.>I go from moderately unattractiveto STUNNING and groomed according to your sister's preferences!
>>558634716I can't do anything right around here, can I?
>>558634946You CAN, you just have to let your sister style your hair.
>>558634995
>>558635598WHY ISN'T YOUR SISTER STYLING YOUR HAIR GOOD ENOUGH?
>>558634597Has the Norwood Reaper paid you a call? If so, understandable. But if not there's no harm in letting your sister make some styling decisions.
>>558629960>British TV showI have my doubts tbqh.
Hey, person who worked for Nemlei and Kit9 here. Nem and hubby failed to inform their team that the game was ending prematurely and has ruined my life plans as a result. I moved out to Helsinki with the expectation that I would have consistent work.
I don't have any current opportunities in the gaming industry. Nemlei even told me in private that this would be a huge opportunity for all of us. Nemlei and Kit9 are ignoring their own teams texts and complaints about their decision. Many of us are having to move home.
>>558629960>>558638185I think anon meant an edgy fanfic comic series based on Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy. It also had brother and sister (Mandy's children) as MC if I remember correctly. I've forgotten about its existence until now
Do you think we'll hear more of Cloud Chiptune in the future?Still my favorite track in the entire game and such a pleasant surprise when Ch2 released
>>558639741Yeah that's it.
>>558640376Does it have incest romance or is it just this one kiss?
I really, really, really, really, really want to be sedated by Ashley's armpits
>>558642497I want to be sedated in general.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0usV_kf-Zc
>>558642497>Ashley's unwashed pits are so foul they cause intoxitaction
>>558595921Bait used to be believable.
What do you do when faced with uncertainty?
>>558645015I grasp the happiness I have, and choose to be content in turmoil.
>>558645015Ignore the problem until I'm forced into a decision. It has not been a successful strategy thus far.
>>558631237>but I figured I'd ask my sister since you people are so insistent that I talk to herAnon, you are missing the point! This should be coming from your own heart, not out of some imaginary obligation to strangers on the internet!
What are the chances we're getting a devlog on 1st March?
>>558646705They are equal to the chance of your sister taking it up the ass
>>558633084>She's told me she doesn't think I need to go baldAnon, unironically please listen to >>558634995. Women generally have a better understanding of what "good-looking" means. If she thinks you'll look better not going bald then you should listen. I'm not saying you should agree with her on everything ever, but you need to listen to her on *this particular* subject. Let her style your hair how she thinks would look good. If it doesn't work out you can always shave it completely later, but at least give it a try!>>558634597>And I assure you, that when I grow my hair out, I go from moderately unattractive to offensive to look atTo follow up on the above, ask your sister for advice on how to make your hair look better when it grows out. Don't hesitate, she almost certainly knows this stuff better than you. And you don't need a dozen different specialized hair care products. Oftentimes something as simple as changing shampoos, washing your hair more often or just combing it in a different way can go a long way towards improving your look.
>>558645015Remind yourself that at least you're never going homeless.
>>558647126If that's so, we're never getting any updates ever again.
I had a dream where I met two people cosplaying as Andrew and Ashley
>>558647492>I'm not saying you should agree with her on everything everUnless she's your big sister, in which case you must default to a golden retriever and be at her whims.
>>558649606>give your sister the ickBegone glownigger
>>558650001You got cucked out of quads for being this profoundly wrong. Little brothers have to know their place, you especially.
Do you an hussy?
>>558649606>doing what your sister says...That's not normal, y'know?
>>558650684Big sisters are QUEENS
>>558650739All sisters are a pain.
>>558650602I do an hussy.
https://www.instagram.com/ashleykdraws/
>>558650602I HATE hussysonas
>>558649606Are you actually speaking as an older sister or a younger brother, or just out of your ass?
>>558651783A younger brother who has fumbled too many times
>>558652425>younger brother>fumbledYou never stood a chance, women like older men. Even in their teenage years they want a boy 1-2 years older.
>>558652425Are you the Linux anon? I thought you got on well again now...
>>558652490Then why did my older sister try to molest me?
>>558652562Nta, do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?I mean I use Linux but I have no older sister (nor a sister to begin with), only a little brother that is an entire generation younger than me
My sister made fun of me again
>>558646705I wouldn't hold out much hope for March unless there's something that compels her to make another "mini devlog" like the last one. April I think is the more realistic date to start getting your hopes dashed, four feels like the minimum length to be called "many months." Personally I wanna be cautiously optimistic for May, but I'd love to be surprised by anything sooner.
>they canceled Smiling Siblings
>>558652562>I thought you got on well again nowWe do! And I've learned my lesson.
>>558652774She didn't, she just wanted a hug and you're blowing it out of proportion.
>>558652778I mean the specific anon, he knows who he is. His sister is constantly complaining about Windows being dogshit so he has been nudging her to switch to Linux. But he's been a bit of a bad friend to her in general and they had a falling out a while ago. However, they talked things out recently and now they are friends again and have a blast playing old video games together. And wrestling on the couch. (I may have made that last sentence up, but I want it to be true)
>>558653238So is your lesson "I should default to a golden retriever and be at her whims"? Because I don't think it's a good lesson.
>>558653768But if I force my way she will be sad
>>558654049Anon you can't only stick to one extreme or the other. There is nuance. Sometimes if you don't push your way, your sister gets worms!
>>558654247Little brothers gotta play the long game.
>>558652774Because you are too cute
>>558653157they quit, actually.
>>558654435Anon, putting irony aside for a second, are you actually fostering an earnest friendship with your sister with mutual care and respect? Simply becoming her bitch doesn't sound healthy.
Many years ago my sister told me that if I wasn't her brother she would make me her boyfriendHow bad did I fumble?
>>558656004Meet up with her and have sex right now
>>558655705Of course, and I'm joking about becoming her bitch. But I admit that I do feel slightly submissive and breedable right now, like when a dog gets scolded. I guess that's what feeling loved is like
>>558642497
>>558656382Oh, okay. Keep it up, anon!>I'm sorry I've been a bad brother. Our friendship means a lot to me, and I don't want to lose it. I'd do... anything to strengthen it.>"Anything"?>Well, anything withing reason. But my reasons can be... stretchable.
>>558656037I must add I was 14 at the time (she's 5 years older than me) so I don't know if she actually meant it
>>558657450HAVE SEKKKKKKKUSUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!
>>558657450That sounds more adorable than sexual. The kind of thing someone would only say because they expect nothing to happen.
>>558618875>tfw I will never be a phezhetairosWatching it was a blast but you're right about the big divergence among Hellenistic kingdoms, and I'm afraid the one I've studied the least is Ptolemaic Egypt and its progress beyond raising a native born phalanx. Have you read Legion vs Phalanx by Mike Cole? pretty narrative-driven I know but imho it does a pretty good job, but of course it leaves almost entirely out Egypt, Thrace and the theuroporos.>>558627239My sister's younger, my cousin older. You tell me anon, though I wouldn't consider myself a chubby chaser as much as a pear-shape enjoyer.>>558646657No. Only sisters should touch your hair.
>>558658724>No. Only sisters should touch your hair.How does this contradict anything that I said?
>>558657094>>558654657/calg/ has taught me that big sisters are either sweet, hate you, or have tried to have sex with you.
>>558658908He should feel a very real obligation to strangers on the internet (the collective will of delphism, as Nemlei's its voice) to do the right thing and only let his sister touch his hair.
>>558658369It's over for us neefags isn't i?
>>558660080No, it's not! Older sisters are naturally protective of their brothers, and unlike imoutos, they want you to tag along with their activities! They'll even dress you up in girl's clothing too, because they understand that otoutos are CUTE. And if a younger brother should tell his older sister she is beautiful, and have her really believe it, it shall be the most joyous thing in the world!
>>558659731He should feel a very real obligation to HIMSELF and HIS CUTE SISTER to do the right thing. But he doesn't! Whenever he does something delphic it's only because random anons bully him into. It's not sincere, it doesn't come from a place of true love. Strangers on the internet can help him find the courage, but you can only give so much help to someone who doesn't really want to be helped.
>>558660080The odds are against you, but are not zero. Reconnect with your sister and show her that you are not a little 14-year-old boy anymore!
>>558659662Why not all 3?
>>558660080Correct. Reverse age gap does not work You will always be a little boy in her eyes.
>>558661990Cope harder niincel
>>558658369>That sounds more adorable than sexualThat's a good thing. Sibling incest is inherently platonic.
>mfw my sister asks me to drive her to the doctor because she's "too sad" to drive herselfWomen
he's really really really really really a lucky guy
>I don't care if you don't want to, you WILL endanger the public by driving despite your volatile emotional stateMen
>>558664925>my potatoes are too creamy and my pork is too tenderYour sister is cute and yet you spit on her.
>>558664925Are you too retarded to drive? You heard your sister, cop cop.
>>558664925Driving your sister is one of the most validating experiences you can have.
>>558660409Fair enough anon, kys (kiss your sister)>>558661990That may be right but let's not forget there are women, however rare, that do like younger looking guys. It's just, as most women, they lack the initiative to show it.>t. know at least 2, one of them my cousin
>>558665274I just don't get how one can be "too sad to drive". She seemed fine. Plus, she woke me up to take her, but I don't mind because sleepy me is a better driver than fully focused her>>558665534>yet you spit on her.No, at this point I'm bragging about it. I kinda enjoy going places with her. When we got to the doctor, I started giving them the information for her appointment and she interrupted to say "let me do it". Yet she ended up needing my help to fill out the forms because she's DUMB
>>558654657Imagining giving Julian a prostate massage and heating his little whimpers while he squirms
>>558666539Cuddling Julian from behind then reaching your hand down into his pants to play with his cock while you nibble his ear and listen to his soft noises
Julian and Thiu (merged), naked and oiled up, who's winning the twerk-off?
>>558654657Why did Jane do it?
>>558667602Both are too shy to make an attempt
>>558664369Next OP image please
>>558668273He is too innocent to let anyone else get to him
Colts legend Andrew Luck
>>558661990Almost all boyfriends my sister had were younger than her including her current one so it does work sometimes
>>558665060i like how nemlei subtly told us this was the moment ashley got impregnated because she drew her tits larger than normalbecause women's tits swell larger when they're ovulating
>>558672484I wanna motorboat that belly
^^
>>558670145>sometimesShe retained more than one boyfriend?
>>558675364please,no fat Ashley. No fat anyone
>>558677157How the fuck do you even get this from what I wrote?
>>558678320>one timeIt happened once>some timesIt happened multiple times
she's perfect
>>558668273We'll have to check her diary.
>>558670434I didn't know that. This makes it 1000x hotter.Kinda off note, but why is the thought of impregnating my sister so exciting? I don't even like kids, I don't want to have kids, and I never had these types of thoughts before I played Coffin. Is it just biology? I will never do that, but if my sister told me to cum inside her, I would do it without a second thought. That one desire/thought would be irresistible to me if it happened in reality.
>>558679529>the Jane files
My sister doesn't leave the house
>>558679529I will try to find my place
>>558679891Man instinctively wants to bolster his bloodline.
>>558661990This is why female shotacons are based
Ashley (not Leyley) will love her inbred kids.
>>558675364Fatley SEX
>>558678713Yet it doesn't mean she's had more than one boyfriend at any given time.
>>558680663Do inbred kids have better genetics?
>>558683230It entirely depends on if the parents do.
>>558670145Something I forgot to mention, I have aunts who are married to men younger than them, and also my grandmother wants me to marry a relative (3rd cousin once removed or something) who is older than me. I guess there is a degree of genetics at play here too.
>>558683336>my grandmother wants me to marry a relativegood morning saar
>>558683336What are you waiting for? Marry her!
Sex. With sisters.
>>558679432>>558677158>>558675364>>558673884ALL Ashleys are beautiful.
>>558684235You shouldn't do this.
>>558684235You should do this.
>>558683795I have no ties to south Asia (thank God) but my grandmother is indeed part of a certain minority that is famous for cousin marriages.>>5586838021) I don't even know her.2) I want someone younger.3) Despite loving my grandmother deeply, I don't want to marry someone from her ethnicity.4) Other reasons I can't tell because I don't want to give any more personal information.
>>558683230if they survive
>>558683230Yes, especially after a couple of generations weeding out the bad ones via child mortality/abortion.>>558683336Your family sounds based, mine always marries within very close age range, which seems a bit contradictory with looking for partners that basically resemble their parents.>>558675364Chubley looks cuter than Julia so I approve.
>>558685998>Yes, especially after a couple of generations weeding out the bad ones via child mortality/abortionso pakistanis are most genetically superior nation
>>558686171Unfortunately they are brown
>>558683795>>558686171Give it a rest already
>>558686171>>558686310The closest equivalent for whites would be Iceland and they seem fine
>>558686171>>558686310Not enough child mortality (despite being very hogh) + culture that ensure only the most disgenic people + the elite reproduce. Also they marry cousins rather than siblings so they don't have Nemlei's blessing.
>>558686310finns had a lot of inbreeding and they are uglier than other europeans
>>55868706315 years no devlog
>>558351959Anyone have the one member where Ashley shows off her weak points with a diagram or something
Breed your sister
>>558687063>they are uglier than other europeansPurely subjective, I think finnish girls are cute
>>558688969March devlog coming up, just for you
>>558688969finns on average look like bloated half asians with invisible eyebrows
>>558689485All of them looks fine, what's your point?
Someone make new bread already
>>558691196Anon, they get baked at page 8
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