/sthg/ #9089 - Tails Gets Swole EditionWelcome to Sonic the Hedgehog General! Here we discuss ALL things Miles!==NEWS==>Sonic the Hedgehog's 35th anniversaryhttps://www.sega.com/sonic-the-hedgehog?tab=35th-anniversary>Sonic the Hedgehog 4 to release on March 19, 2027https://x.com/SonicMovie>Paramount Developing Sonic Movie Spin-Offshttps://comicbook.com/gaming/news/sonic-the-hedgehog-spin-off-movies-report-paramount/==Comic Release Dates==Sonic the Hedgehog: Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds - 04 March 2026Sonic the Hedgehog #85 - 11 March 2026Sonic the Hedgehog #86 - 08 April 2026DC x Sonic the Hedgehog: Metal Legion #1 - 06 May 2026Sonic the Hedgehog #87 - 13 May 2026Sonic the Hedgehog: 35th Anniversary Special - 15 December 2026==GENERAL INTEREST LINKS==https://rentry.org/sthglinks>Milestone pastebin:https://pastebin.com/LJCfZhY4>Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#sonic-gamemod-recommendation-spreadsheet>Perfect System Collection:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#perfect-system-collection>Sonic comic scans:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#comics>Sonic shows:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#shows>SAGEhttps://sagexpo.org/>SHChttps://shc.zone/>#10000 Projecthttps://pastebin.com/Fb8Bt4ru>/sthg/ booru:https://sthg.booru.org/>/sthg/ OC info:https://sthgoc.tumblr.com/archive/>/sthg/ CyTube:https://cytube/r/sthg>/sthg/ Pixel World:https://ourworldofpixels.com/sthgPrevious Zone: >>558344992
>>558379870His profile in the Japanese Sonic 2 manual mentions it, and it has been repeatedly referenced ever since as Tails' favorite food/candy
>>558379678
Sheep wife
>>558379678>Self insert Tailsfag making Tails a swole faggot againDelusion.
>>558382931There's no other bulky girls, let Lanolin fill that role.
"Silver is straightforward."
>>558383017It's Sonic's fault for depriving him of his natural diet.
If Tails is Timmy Turner, then Sonic & Amy are the Pilot versions of Cosmo & Wanda.
>>558383017>seething about Tails again award
Chien fouille!
>>558404213people really do just keep winning this one, don’t they?
>>558404213>Seething about People seething about Tails again award
>>558389412What a nerd
>>558403547Timmy and Tootie are so cute. It's like Sonamy with more openness
What website is this?>>558403987>>558404265
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-RRn12Woko
>>558404523Sonamy is both the Trixie and Tootie ships. Timmy -> Trixie is Amy chasing Sonic. Tootie -> Timmy is Amy chasing Sonic. Tails is the Sonic to Tootie, and the Amy to Trixie.
>>558404409Boo
>>558404590 (me)I meant Timmy, sorry, not Tails. The T got me confused.
Douge
>>558404704Is Tails AJ or is that too obvious? Knuckles is Chester
Cream the Rabbit.
Knot the Dog
>>558404590Trixie got flanderized before everyone else so I always got surprised people took her seriously as an option. Then again people ship him with Icky Vicky
To be the best explicit /sthg/ artist, you must disturb and shift your perspective beyond what's usually fragile to the common.
>>558404525This one:https://files.catbox.moe/p619re.webm
Milk the Cow
>>558404868Timmy is Tails, Cosmo & Wanda are his Sonic. That's the fundamental root of the Fairly OddParents concept, but its held back by its status quo sitcom cartoon formula. Cosmo & Wanda at their core are supposed to be like Mickey & Minnie, but they were flanderized into an idiot and a nag over time. Cosmo in the pilot was a lot more cool and suave, and Wanda was a lot more silly and ditzy, and overall the two are very lovey dovey with each other. Timmy being an average kid whose miserable is the same energy as Tails being a bullied and lonely kid. Cosmo & Wanda showing up is Sonic showing up.
>>558404962But I don't like drawing black people
>>558404421yeah but like why is he a "nerd" at allwhat a fucking mess
>>558404962Our drawfags are lame and puritans. Have you seen Alota's ToS for comms? Lame and gay. He's definitely a boring black dude in his 40s who larps as a cat and draws them all day. I miss drawchad.
https://files.catbox.moe/wsfjv4.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/yocik6.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/iz3if3.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/q3z9dz.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/slhqv1.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/9azijy.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/mmbbqd.png
>>558404985You're not helping.
>>558405156He got tired of stealing from Shadow and Trunks and decided to steal from Tails instead
>>558404962Colono, Scribble, and LC-kun have all done rape humor. We can't have them all do it.
>>558405058haha no i would hate that
Nic
>>558404962brb going to learn to draw silver and shadow having infinite's stillborn children
https://youtu.be/bQQCPrwKzdo?si=1nmX5AK6sC3NsDpn
okay fine I'll dust off loomis
>>558405248Oh, I'm sorry for the joke. Here is the websitehttps://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%2010/EFTA01648573.mp4
Do we have a namefag for each ship/character? I'm 90% sure that an specific character or ship gets discussed at any given moment but only when they're here.
>>558405190Leave Alota alone
>>558405507I think Sonic soundtracks need to have more 1950s Rhythm and Blues/Rock and Roll
>>558405608Sure, guess mine.Sonamy
>>558405509Loomis is a meme best saved for after you've already gotten the hang of drawing
>>558404525The website known as "Photoshop" based on the disturbingly real Tiara Boobowski Myspace page by Chris Senn in the 2000's that probably destroyed any interest that Sega had in unvaulting her.
>>558405615He'd be a better artist if he didn't draw cats all fucking day. When he tries something different, it's godawful, like that ocshit comic with no sense of pacing or dynamic poses. That's why he draws ocshit because it requires no effort.
>>558405608Give some examples because I can only think of Duofag and Surge
>>558405601Cute.
>>558382950>a shirtBlaze sweetie if they're not leaving you feeling satisfied and used up what's the point
>>558405772What are some real posts?
>>558405772
>>558405792Surge / Sonurge - DuofagShadria / Anything Shadow - KrackTails and any of its gay ships including Kitails - TailspedoKiturge - VioletShadouge - Dougefag / "Bulmafag"Any more?
>>558404962>>558405190We desperately need a NotBoogie or KamiNitro-classed drawfag in these general, some walking shitpost that's basically breaking the norms of whatever mantra our drawfags go by.Also provides a lot of good art on top of that instead of occord faggotry, though they're free to share their oc if they want.
>>558405939
>>558405939Why do you guys make fun of Chris Senn for doing this when Ian Flynn literally did Bumblekasts as Dr Starline, Orbot, and Big? It's innocent harmless stuff
>>558405982Blueboard anon is a good example of what a drawfag in this general should be. Too bad he stopped taking requests lately.
>>558405660That’s what Surge and Kit are for. Surge is a hillybilly Rocker and Kit is a cajun Mod.
>>558405747Any pencil to paper is good enough as long as I force myself through it
>Godzilla is known for having human characters, who are intergal to the storytelling and lore>Take them out for no real reason in favor of generic furry animals ????????????
>>558406135A good drawfag is supposed to have good art
>>558405963Violet is Sonails and probably Shadream.Sparky probably is Sonamy and Vectill.
>>558406092
We have best girl(s) anyways.
>>558406182>put Godzilla in a world with super powered cartoon animals who can go toe-to-toe with him>but the humans???Humans can't do anything cool, they're there for moral lessons on self-improvement. Why would you need that in a crossover?
>>558406304KEKAROO
>>558406227A "good drawfag" would be someone like Colono then, but he draws sporadically.
>>558405963You're right
>>558406182Why would you need humans in a Sonic vs Godzilla crossover? The superpowered anthros ARE the humans
Non japs are not even human
Paws.Beans even.
>>558406286
>>558406403I concur
>>558406227They have to be allowed to get gud to get there. You can't expect everyone to just drop s3&ks on you. You need to let them create their Sonic 1s and Sonic CDs
>>558406403>
>>558406227In my eyes, he's a great drawfriend. He made Mimsper for me, 100% free!
>>558406274>Violet is Sonails and probably ShadreamWhy am I not surprised?
>>558406458
Why can't Sega be like Sony
You talk about the type of good drawfags this general need, but does sthg deserve it?
>>558405982I know one person who potientially could but they're so chickenshit to let his online personas spill over, which i can understand in some way.Plus they're a complete recluse, no signs of activity since covid aside a few sneaky shitposts on twitter.Hint: Flicky_Feast
>>558406640what does sony even do these days
>>558406667The good drawfags are well respected here. It's only the shit ones that get bullied.
>>558406759Woke games and Mario clones.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3_2SDKiSl0
What's the name of that power level wiki?
>>558406560He's been improving very fast. Draws fast too.I honestly wish I had the same drive to take numerous requests a day.
>>558406759Selling of billionaire properties like KPDH
>>558406759Getting money
>>558406831Which one?
>>558406920The one people keep posting, that says shit like Cream equaling SSJ3 Goku.
>>558406759letting that chud Genndy make that evil dogbutt movie instead of my heckin vivziepop/trigger/bobbypills goon slop comedy.
>>558406667No one deserves anything. We're all just giving and receiving based upon pre-established bonds, some against their will. But to answer your question: no
>>558406920The one with the power levels.
>>558406985Most of our drawfags give us nothing but feel entitled to positive attention.
>>558406341Because the whole point of Godzilla besides the monster fights is the drama with human characters, the settings, and messages about humanity arrogance +greed. Without that, you're pretty much left with Godzilla either destroying buildings or fighting some monster with no meaning to it, which will get boring very fast.
>>558406975oh idk>>558406986lol
>>558406759Begging Nintendo to do live action slop of their "matoore" adjacent franchises.
>>558407047Sonic characters can have drama too, you don't need "humans" for that
>>558407047>Without that, you're pretty much left with Godzilla either destroying buildings or fighting some monster with no meaning to it,>which will get boring very fast.maybe if you're a w*man
this shithole is continuous complaining over the most pedantic issues, of course it doesn't get anything at the end
Will Shadow job to Godzilla?
Imagine if Godzilla started talking and getting emotional
>>558406629>>558405881That's most of them, the Wayback Machine only kept so much. The Sonic Wiki Zone no longer links to it, but I found it: https://web.archive.org/web/20111205183054/http://www.myspace.com/tiaraboobowski/photos
>>558407047>expecting that level of nuance and care in a modern cashgrab crossoverBuddy.
>Cream equaling SSJ3 Goku.
>>558407198It is certain.
I'm glad Tails' arm canon is finally normalized, took people long enough.It should be blue to match the Cyclone.
Sonic Battle is still shit.
>>558406975Kirby is stronger than every Sonic character btw
>>558407228Wow lol
>>558407367Incorrect.
>>558407367No>>558407290The red looks better, and when something is older like that I prefer not to mess with it
>>558407198>Hmmph.>*skreeonk*>You're right, Godzilla. This isn't what Maria and Gerald would have wanted.
Tails is not mega man
>>558407367>t. seething shitdowfag
>>558407376It's all fictional strength, so sure.Honestly sounds about right, but I just wanted to see how they calculate it. Like feats? typical surrounding battle damage? Just bored and curious enough.
https://youtu.be/6V7bB0t0uN4?si=7P6qohByBDmhGu7r
>>558407410But what if his shoes were also blue>>558407421>GET EQUIPPED WITH>NAPALM BOMBI mean
The Big Five can stop winning and will buy everything
>>558407140>Sonic characters can have drama tooThey're not allowed to have drama or they'll be seen as OOC. Especially after the whole "Tails being angry at Sonic for trusting" shitstorm with Lost World.
>>558407550
>>558407367TRVKE
>>558407587That was the most in-character Tails was the entire meta era
>>558407467Classicsissy, Battle is a shadowfag and storywank game.You should be in favor for The Fighters in this case.
>>558407587Because everytime Westshit writers attempt to do drama with Sonic it is fucking shit. It was shit in LW. It was shit in Prime. It's shit in IDW and they use OCs there and still fuck it up.Let's start talking about when good Japanese Sonic stories do it.
>anons would rather solve 4 captchas and find the hidden dick figure for 600 posts/days than doing anything creative with their lives
Kit and Surge have a strong bond that makes me root for them. However, there is a tranny in this thread who naturally ships them because they don't understand what it means to have a family. The same goes for Shadriafag.
>>558407780but I'm drawing
>>558407780Wait... you guys didnt just buy a 4chan pass...?
>>558407776You mean like Forces? LOL
>>558407765>ClassicsissyWhy would a Classifag defend Battle? Isn’t it a Modern game?
>>558407780But I'm literally learning to program at this very moment
>>558407780>And talking about the exact same garbage ships, hornyposting, and flamewars no less with no conclusion
>>558407858Forces is good if you ignore Tailsfags shitting themselves about it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSFIjI7xFec
>>558407914Nothing about Forces is good
Vicky is for Tails
>>558379678*#9090*Previous Zone: >>558379626
>>558407880Why are you crying in concern of Shadowfaggots then when someone calls Battle garbage?or do Shadowfags also hate the game he's stupid broken in too?
>>558407841>paying for rapeape's (niggerfaggot) gooning session and hiroshit federal dataminingpassies are cocksuckers
>>558407914>Forces is good
>>558407780I still haven't seen those captchas. I only get one simple one with shapes>>558407895What are you doing currently? Tell me more!
>>558407906Sthg is insanity.
>>558407914>Forces is good if you ignore one slice of the whole shit pie
>>558408275The Fiona Silver hug gif makes me hard
>>558408275Sonic fucked this.
>>558407914Forces is garbage even if you take tailscucks out the equation. Fuck hallway simulator.
>>558408092You're already a slave for posting here. Either make your experience worth it for yourself or be a stubborn retard fiddling with captchas just to shitpost
>>558407780I'm writing, or trying to...
>>558407914I fully believe anyone who says Forces is good doesn’t actually believe it and just wants to shit on Tailsfags
>>558408275“Virtual Insanity”, you could even say…
>>558408375We were talking about story not gameplay
>>558407780I don't feel like working on anything rn
>>558407914Randomfox....
>>558408445Same deal
Forces is top kino in all aspects, only newfags and nonfans disagree (because they're ignorant retards). All Sonic games are perfect.
Anons…Where are my keks?
Mania is ooc westshit
What is Randomfox's fucking problem seriously
>>558407780I'm making a Tails x Crazyfrog yaoi/rape/schizofic. Just taking a break.
>>558408562>>558408579Now kiss
>>558408579yeah, it's overrated.
>>558408562How much is sega paying you be honest
>>558408562You only said this because you saw how many (You)s my post got and you wanna be as good a shitposter as me
>>558407367Same but it's still the best silver age Sonic on the technical and source material side. (inb4 seething dubfags)I would much rather pick up Sonic Smashdown than INITIATE RECOVERY MODE *BOOM* unless someone does groundbreaking mods for it.
Krack believes this
>forces is good>most generic OCslop award that killed designs for background characters so much that makes archie appealing in comparison>most scripted empty levels award>most parody "high stake" story award>most low effort game awardI understand if you want to force yourself to be positive after a decade of dark age but let's be real.
>>558408479>in universe gossip magazine called "THEY SPOKE">Silver and Blaze on the cover standing next to each otherBreddy gud
Nobody unironically agrees with any of randomfox's takes right?
>>558408579AbsolutelyIt's also a bit of japwank since west nostalgia fags still jerk off to the stupid Sonic 1/2 sprite.
>>558408760No, if you see a post agreeing with him, it's most likely that he's just samefagging.
>>558408668They're "paying" me by selling me even more Sonic kino.>>558408676I didn't see your post until after I posted that actually. And I can prove it, I made this other masterpiece of a post the other day. https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/557985367/#557990624
>>558408562
>>558408698KWAB
If you like mania you are as bad as idw fans
>>558408842Newfag meme.
You're not even trying
>>558408635>Tails x Crazyfrog yaoi/rape/schizofic.Why?
>>558408740Only moderntards force themselves to glaze and suck the dicks of shitty games. It's a pathological coping mechanism. Sonic Mania is right there with rich level design, fun characters and even DLC but they choose to eat up garbage games instead because it's modernshit flavored.
On January 14th, there was a debate and discussion about Rouge's role in SA2.https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/553834869/#q55385156943 minutes later, Randomfox uploaded this video about Rouge's role in sa2https://youtu.be/cqiP1DEmS3s?si=Wo4F_EoCNMF59DzN
Ritual posting for the Hesseshitter eh?
3d killed games and animation
How would Sonic react to being put in the amazing digital circus? And what would cause him to abstract?
>i have [opinion]>>well that [opinion] happens to be part of [namefag] talking point so i can discard it
Behold: Hypebeast Vector
>>558409090Sonic has an indomitable spirit, so even if he can't break out, he'll have fun and make the most of the situationHe wouldn't abstract because he's not a sadsack loser
>>558408953
>lose argument >switch to brief thread derailment by summoning one of the general lolcowYou lost Krack lmao
Who is Scarcos? I heard people talking about it on the previous thread.
I agree with 98% of what Krack says
>>558408635Some people shouldn’t follow their dreams
>>558409252A Sonictranny
>>558409090He'd enjoy all the content it has to offer then abstract because he's bored.When he abstracts though, he breaks out into the real world again.
>>558409309You will not stop me from making dinosaurs real
How is RandomFox wrong when he agrees with Sonic Team
>>558409334
>>558409225Wow you're such le epic h4x0r you know how to modify the metadata, I'm impressed.>>558409031Thanks for the video recommendation.
>>558409000Because people who want to torture tails make more disgusting stuff than actual ones who like tails. Then they proceed to project said shitty behavior because some snca rape coming wrote 20 years ago by a sadist pedophile became an internet meme.
https://youtu.be/OGMnkKDtznI?si=YglSs0qEHjuIxo6r
>>558409470Because Sonic Team is retarded and inept
Explain how letting westshitters developing games like Mania is a good idea.
>>558409358That doesn’t really help…
>>558409000If a story concept can hypothetically exist. I will make it happen.
>>558409492
>>558409634 a Sonictranny who ritualposts
>>558409634Kek
Sthg is now mad at someone for saying the Sonic games have accurate characters to the Sonic games
>>558409661Do they have a story? Like some kinda thing that happened? Are they a lot like woefag?
Sonic Forces Is A Good Game (You Guys Are Just Mean)
Sthg is now mad at someone for saying jap franchise games should be developed by jap people.
>>558409651
>>558409738Because they don’t
Deutschland vor allem!!
>krack said the sky is blue, it must be purple>ramdomfox said cars have wheels, they must have rockets>some anon who posted a pic of a character i don't like said oxygen is invisible, well now it's visiblesnively i am always right
>>558409470He's wrong because he's a Zionist pedophile
>Gooseworx when i bully xer about how OoC her Sonic headcanon is compared to idw or game despictions.
white hot take:future sonic games should focus less on speed and more on the "cartoon animals with super powers" angle, with combat and secret-finding given as much presence as speed and platformingthe classic tetralogy (origins moreso) did this well, the advance trilogy improved it, and heroes would've perfected it if it had more development timehaving games just be sonic blasting through linear obstacle courses is just not enough for me; gameplay can absolutely still be fast, but only speed type characters should have abilities capable of truly enabling it
Sonic Team does more harm to the brand than any western entity
>>558409994Mighty dick.
>>558409994Why does modernshit ruin everything it touches? Such an awful redesign.
>>558409492MY DICK IS HARD
>cartoonKys shonen franchise
>>558409895https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhWv5zpdsoo
I like Randomfox because he plays the games and has fun and makes a lot of good observations about the lore and charactersI also find his extremism funny
Middy the Armadillo
>>558410056>the cartoon platformer should be a cartoon platformer instead of glorified time trials or empty open world slopNot really feeling the heat from this take.
>>558410056>origins moresoAmy is dogshit in Origins
Are Shadowfags gonna seethe when he's drawn with glasses?
>>558410108>t. Dickless
>>558409810>mean>someone said something denoting that a thing was less than acceptable, and instead of taking the criticism to improve or wanting that idea to be improved, it will be taken as an attack
Why does randomfox hate sonic mania?
>>558410128Missed the opportunity for “ArMIDillo”
>>558410205Im not a girl so Im not sure what you're argument is trying to convey.
>>558410202Shadowfags seethe when he is breathing.
>>558410056Sounds good to meWhat did you think of the open zone platforming challenges in The Final Horizon?
>>558410202Shadow's gonna get sunglasses instead
>>558410127Random is a degenerate vorefag pedophile, a genocidal zionist and an extremely autistic sperg.
>>558410368That you’re castrated
>>558410368Eunuch.
>>558410202What characters haven't been seethed at by shitdowfags? Mighty merely existing gave them a melty.
Stop talking about R********
>>558410247He doesn't
You're just mad that he said Sonally is ooc
>>558410498>mighty existing>not mightyfags taunting them
Krack hates Mania
Muhammad is a false prophet.
>>558410460>>558410479>Projecting
>>558410427Thank you for informing me, I might like him even more now if that's true
LET’S GET RETARDED IN HERE
>>558410551Still acting like you're the victim
Please... Fiona... just a blowie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05g1BYI9ds0
>>558410617>seethingOH SHIT NO WAY ITS TRUE
>>558410551>Started with a Shitdowfag taunting MightyfagsOnly Shitdowfags can make up shameless revisionist history.
>>558410427I hope he eats me when i offer him a slice of watermelon :9
meow meow
>>558410195really?i was coming from speed-based boost gameplay in generalfrom my impressions rooftop run in the OG unleashed is what people wanted modern sonic to be>>558410197amy is absolutely fine in originsthe hammer barrier acts like an insta-shield with a longer window at the cost of invincibility, and the hammer rush is a perfectly fine fusion of a dropdash and a peelout>>558410389haven't played frontiersi know it's good but i'm still tainted from the initial pre-release footagei still dislike how every character has boost as a part of their kit, and if anything, i'd sooner have sonic bring back the strike dash from triple trouble, but both as an attack and a way to accelerate quickly to running speed
Nobody ever reads this.
>>558410702I dont claim that fag as a fellow Shadowbro
Morain sexo
I like that Randomfox writes at least three essays a day about how people who like Archie, IDW, or Satam versions of Sonic hate the character. He never stops. He must be the most passionate sonicfags.
>>558410667LOSE CONTROL
>>558410908>passionate That's one way of putting it
>>558410702Just like Shadow is a Mighty victim
>>558410828Modernfags can take a good read at this assuming they're even literate.
Reminder that Shadow is just this guy's fursona and Maria is a kid version of his girlfriend.
>>558410826The strike dash? You mean the super peelout? Why would this be a better attack than a spindash?
>>558410826The boost in Frontiers doesn't work like in Unleashed, it's only the boost in name, it works more like a run button. I'll let you decide if that's better or worse than just being the boost againBut yeah Frontiers is fun, although it's rough on a technical level at times, especially later in the game
>>558410705*calls you a faggot*
>>558410908And he is right in this case but I thought he was an IDW shill? And didn't he defend sonic prime despite it being even more OOC for sonic?
>>558411125BASED
kek
>>558410826>the hammer barrier acts like an insta-shield with a longer window at the cost of invincibilitySo it takes away both the skill and the benefit of the insta shield. I'd rather just have the insta shield>and the hammer rush is a perfectly fine fusion of a dropdash and a peeloutNot really, its just a random move that "looks cool" but is braindead functionally, because the peelout was already a move that wasnt very useful (just looks cool) once Sonic 2's spindash came out, and its redundant in the face of the dropdash. I wouldve much rather had Ray than Amy
Mobian.
>>558411174Good post
>>558411245Pawbian.
>>558411174Dunno who this is but hes right, they aint meant to be grouped.
>>558411174I have a way to call them. Onnaholes.
>>558410850#1 Shadow Fan is more of a Shadowbro than you. He got married to Shadow, Krack is jealous.>>558411153Rand literally all western Sonic stuff besides Sonic Underground.
You can't make me hate my foxes.
>>558411125Fiona, you gave a guy a blowjob in a Denny’s parking lot. I don’t think you’re one to talk on sex habits.
>>558411174SEGA never stepped in to correct anybody, just let multiple fan factions fight each other.
>>558410702>get poke by a stick by a literal nobody shadowfujo>mightybabs threw a fit and made cope fanart over it>attacking other fans for no reason >the "evidence" against pic related is literally a prior tweet of a UWUver-Blazefag loling at the discourse than throwing back>replies in the thread is real classic fans whining about the lack of wallkicking when he was substitute SonicThat tweet just expose how really fragile Mightyfags are.
>>558411363Divide and Rule
Feet.Toes even.
>>558411083
>people like usHahaha stupid freak fox he thinks his kind has rights
>>558411360>anon is hallucinating again after getting beaten and pegged by a pack of mexicans
>>558411542They have the right to be fleshlights
>>558411341I dont care about noncanon twitter takeover slop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6VL-9d2oDcZzzz......
>>558411083Nobody wants to admit Maekawa was a tropeslop savant.
>>558411363SEGA has never been corrective with Sonic and just let Americans do whatever they want until they got hit with lawsuits. The Pendering might have been a blessing in disguise for this franchise.
>>558411542I know Mr. Future KFC Bucket ain’t talking
RAPE NIGGERDOW!
People are scary.
>>558410828Diddy ahh sticky pic
>>558411737Because when he did it it was based.
>>558407780i draw, make mods for games, and make movies.
Let the aosth team cook
>>558411927Cook what exaclty?
>>558411102>Why would this be a better attack than a spindash?cause it would have its own input, be executable immediately, and sonic wouldn't have the looser control of rolling after it's donespindash would have a stronger launch but still require a charge and either need to be jumped out of or slowed to a standstill in order to stop rolling>>558411112>it's only the boost in name, it works more like a run button.that's another issue of mine, sonic should not need a run button to stay at top speed, and other characters should rely on their own skills rather than something that's essentially sonic's techniqueand if you ask me, replacing sliding with rolling in 3D games should be enough of a replacement for boosting>>558411221>So it takes away both the skill and the benefit of the insta shield.you can still hit through orbinaut shields and attack bosses from safer distances>its just a random move that "looks cool" but is braindead functionallythe hammer rush is a lot like my version of sonic's drop dash, but it still has an incredibly long duration and can scale hills easily
>>558411927Cook waht exactly?
Everyone knows i'm the best poster and am always right.
>>558410850You Shadowniggers attack other characters unprovoked all the time.
Sonic, the Wandering Jew
>>558412339TRVTHNVKE
>>558412239Fiona...
>>558412239TRVTHNVKE
>>558412339Male hedgehogs have the long noses and that's why they can go super. They're god's chosen people.
Sigh... I'm gonna have to add that too.
>>558411174Based but also pretty Seethie.
>>558412694KEKAROO
>>558411341Why does he give underground an excuse?
why are most Sonic media made consistently mediocre first of all
>>558412835By Sonic Team design
>>558412694Kek
>>558412835Master Bait
Sonic has a fart of gold.
https://x.com/archiesonicwrld/status/2026059755400167476
>>558412827Probably because of this
>>558412835Because Sonic has been about trying new gimmicks every 5 minutes instead of refining or explaining anything for the last 26 years.
>>558412123>my version of sonic's drop dashstrike dash, i mean
>>558412975He just like me fr
>>558412975>Tails Plushie in the backgroundTRUCKER-KUN! LOOK OUT!
>>558412827Joke answer: Randomfox has an incest fetishProbably answer: Sonic Underground contains none of the following>Sonic in love>Sonic needing to learn to slow down>A "smart" character who tells Sonic he's wrong all the time>Any heroic characters who are stronger than Sonic>Any situation where criticizing Sonic is the correct thing to do >any scenes where Sonic loses control to dark energy >any moments where Sonic is awkward or insecure >Sonic crying >Sonic trying to redeem eggman>Sonic having a no kill rule
>>558412106Why do people insist on the fucking archie design
Fiona>Reeks of weed 24/7>Has been banned from multiple stores and restaurants across the country>Favorite pastime is going on joyrides and committing acts of petty vandalism and theft>Has hundreds of T-shirts of rock and metal bands she saw on tour>Floor of her home is completely covered in empty beer cans>Has a new one night stand at least twice a weekDon’t say you don’t see any of that
>>558413208he was a skater boy
>>558412339nice plant. super invasive if left on the ground though
>>558413208It literally says Vegeta in there
>>558413182So is Randomfox just like a Hyper-Sonicfag who is uber-autistic about characterization and portrayal?
What is that whisper at Burger King picture where she’s banging on the wall and screaming uuuu because she wants a whopper?
>>558413327it's in-character, is what it is
>>558413310Randomfox's standard is simple. If a character trait is not in the games then it is bad. If it contradicts the games like the archie romance stuff then to him that's basically on par with rape
>>558413256Damn I think I dated Fiona in 2013.
>>558410702
>>558413327it’s funny is what it is
>>558413310Yes but only about Sonic himself. Everyone else’s characters are only to serve Sonic, he’s just like Sonic Team in this way
>>558413327Didn’t someone voice act it?
>>558413256Well at least she’s not bisexual
Are there any Sonic characters rich enough to be in the Epstein files?
>>558413274
>>558413386Did we ever get a verdict on Mighty vs. Knuckles?
>>558413553Eggman
>>558413256Why can't tails fuck this
>>558412827Sonic Underground gave most of Westnic's character traits to Manic and Sonia and left Sonic as the voice of reason role model character that rolls his eyes at their antics. Sonia is cocky and rude. Manic goes gaga over pretty ladies, cries over tragedies, and talks like a skater. In fact both Manic and Sonia cry while Sonic doesn't. Unintentionally they've made Underground more in line with the games than Satam as a result.
>>558413570Sonic Chronicles vibes
>>558413642Nah, Eggman's clean. It's Professor Tori you gotta look out for
The entire Sonic cast are in the Knuckles files. They've all been to his island.
>>558413645Because Ian sucks
>>558413553Sally
>>558413553Every monarch
Honey... your name is in this list
>>558413721Look, wanting to fuck Tails doesn’t make you Epstein-tier, it just means you have a pulse
Sonic doesn't care
Didn't this site get exposed for being manipulated the entire or something
>>558413642>EggsteinWho are his victims?
>>558413840>princess>nudist>kisses little boys>AI pusherYeah she's in.
https://files.catbox.moe/ik5g8d.jpeg
Blaze is all over the Eggstein files. She loves little girls.
>>558413973:/
>>558413997Moot was in the email logs and he coincidentally created the politics board like the same week he allegedly met with Epstein or some shit
>>558413553Are there any characters that would be the Elon Musk?
>>558414109>coincidentallysure thing goy
That uncomfortable feeling of talking to someone here and recognizing that you have spoken to this anonymous person before
>>558414112Silver. Silver would be the Elon Musk. Begging to be included, then not. Then when he finally does get the offer to be included, he’s too autistic to get it. It fits him perfectly.
>>558414208Silver wouldn't care about being included.
>>558414192I’m couching my statements, it could just be a coincidence or it could mean that all online edgy chuddery was astroturfed by Israel (or any number of other things in between)
>>558413384How were they? I guess they didn’t last long?>>558413518I can definitely see her doing it with a girl once or twice while they were in a drunken stupor
>>558413645Because Tails sucks
>>558414287>Silver wouldn't care about being included.Then he would still be the Elon Musk (at least according to the counter-narrative regurgitated by Musk fanboys).
>>558414109Thanks for the info that's interesting kinda don't care tho too though
>>558412827Because Sonic X and other western Sonic projects bear the sin of misrepresenting the games while Underground is so insane that nobody thinks it's what Sonic is supposed to be.
>>558414436Shut up Ian
>>558414392Well at least it was only twice at most
Sonic says: Reminder that when this era is over you will give people grace whether you like it or not
>>558414334or maybe people just hate you and your beliefs like "you have to let people piss on the subway or you're racist"
>>558414562Probably this. No undergroundfag gets mad at the games and says "Why isn't it exactly like Underground?" because there are no Undergroundfags.
>>558414670Thanks Sonic!
>>558413619No because we didn't really agree about what the Knuckles vs Super Sonic
>>558414684>”you have to let people piss on the subway or you're racist"No one outside of Xitter believes this unironically thoughever
>>558414813>it's just the internet>nobody is actually leftistokay boomer
>>558414692>there are no Undergroundfags.Have you forgotten the majesty that is Tamers12345?
>>558414684>>558414192
>>558414670I barely engage with this current era
>leftist are conspiratard populist retards nowthe pendulum hs truly swung back
>>558414684>you and your beliefsWhat beliefs? Are you saying I’m a leftist? Based on what? Me saying something may or may not be true? If anything, the other anon who I replied to was the one who made the accusation that the /pol/ thing was a conspiracy by essentially calling me saying it’s a coincidence goysplaining. I was just acknowledging that it *could* be something more insidious than a coincidence, or it could have been any number of other things. Did you actually read my entire post or did you just want an excuse to get mad?
>>558415124GOOD GRIEF HE'S NAKED
>>558413237Because it's good?
>>558415124Bad ideas aside I like the gag of Mighty being able to lose his shell. Was hoping it could be a story one day
I heard you guys like Shadria
>>558415231No it isn't. It's worse and ugly compared to his original and even his "sega" modern design
>>558415115>poltards are now mocking others for doing the same song and dance that they’ve been doing for years
>>558412997>Underground was windkino all alongWow
>>558412997HOLY CINEMA
>>558415318Ben x Gwen is literally a great ship chemistry wise only ruined by the fact that they are cousins. If they weren't it'd literally be seen as endgame for the franchise
>>558415456Gwen originally wasn't his cousin.
I wish I could lay down at my desk
>>558415456The Vicky stuff I understand but Gwen is taking things too far
>>558415456in many parts of the world them being cousins wouldn’t even be seen as an issue
>>558415456>>558415641Lots of anime are like that, I dropped Kaze no Stigma because of it.
>>558415759…Based?
>>558415456That's why he fucked someone who acts exactly like her
>>558415641Those parts of the world are shitty due in no small part to the fact that they allow cousin marriages.
>>558415868It actually annoyed me because I was really liking the premise of a guy being excommunicated from his family and reappearing much more powerful than them and flaunting it. Didn't help that the main lead girl was the annoying kind of tsundere, and was mainly there to flaunt her inferiority complex.
>>558415321Keep having shit taste I guess
>>558415979That is fair
>>558389412His long hair reminds some of Sephiroth>StraightfowardDoes it have something to do with a time traveler reading history books?
>>558415979You could of spoiler'd that you know.
>>558416048Can't improve classickino perfection.
At least we have the moral high ground right Sonic bros?
>>558415979Tone down your antisemitism, anon.
>>558416678>buying a game you've likely been emulating for the past two decades and has no substantial QoL fixesI really wonder if I'm the weird one sometimes. Like, what really is the point?
>>558416048Right back at ya
>>558416848>>558416678people bought sonic origins and sonic forces sold well.
>>558416848>no substantialThey put in Sevii Islands
>>558416758Who said anything about Jews?
>>558416914Origins offered more games and updated features. To my knowledge, this is just a flat release of FRLG.>>558416940But that was always in the game?
>>558416251You reminded me that someone said they dislike Silver's personality because his hair gives the impression he should be a calculating pretty male
Chaotix case files today?
>>558417313You mean how the fan artists tend to characterize Venice?
>>558417107Without the bullshit gamestop stuff
>>558417553Is it compatible with Home?
In-character right here, nothing wrong with this.
>>558417313That person is definitely a fujo
>>558417845>mommy’s remains
HAPPY HAPPY HAPPYI AM SO HAPPY TODAYI JUST WANTED TO SHARE MY JOY WITH YOUI'M GONNA MAKE MORE ART HAPPY ARTI WILL PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE YEAH
>>558417632Im sure it will be
>>558417845>Sonic realizing Manic dug up Aleena's heart so they can stop the abomination that looks like her
>>558418230>Some child looking at a beating heart as it pulses in his hand, squelching and leaking blood.
THIS FIONA ART WAS SO COOL< BUT SHE WASN'T HAPPY ENOUGHIT'S OKAY I MADE HER HAPPYSEND ME MORE SONIC ART TO MAKE HAPPY
My hypothesis is that video game characters take a shit at midnight and if you are playing the game at that time well sucks for you
>>558418727I saw it happen for myself. Totally.
>>558418778I am excited to play as Tangle and Whisper in Crossworlds in 40 hours
Sex with rabbits
>>558419206FAAAAT
I'm so horny right now
>>558418778kek
I want to fuck Whisper
>>558419310Shut up Tangle
>>558419310Shut up Whispercel
>>558419375Oooooh… Shi-I-I-I-I-t!
>>558419310Shut up Silver
>>558419375who wouldn't
>>558419310Shut up Ian
>>558419375In the future there are no more females. Silver is just doing what he saw others do
>>558419718gem
Real girls don't want to fuck Shitails.
>>558419875Shut up Creampedo
All women are for Sonic.
>>558419875I want to fuck Shadow, so I am in the clear.
>>558419310Shut up Burger King employee
>>558419310Shut up furfag
Modernshit has existed for almost 30 years now and it still has no good games.
shut up
>>558420103KEKEKEKEKEKEK
>>558420089>>558420103
Windy?
>>558420236
There's a fucking italian lurking here.
>>558420205geg
>>558420089It did sometimes. Sega UNLEASHED a new ADVENTURE in a battle of FRONTIERS and these HEROS must fly through GENERATIONS like SUPERSTARS
Ma a me piace sonic :D
>>558420313What? Where?
>>558420470i swear to god here it is the bastard >>558420438
>>558420413But we must tear through the SHADOWS and the dark FORCES and excel with flying COLORS
I think we (all of us reasonable people, that is) can all agree that Modern Sonic games and spinoff media are just awful.
>>558420413Does Superstars even count? Isn’t that a Classic game?
Why is she so compassionate guys???
>Sonic X Godzilla
>>558420584Amy is a girl operating at her best, just like how Sonic is a peak male
>>558420572True. I forgot about that.
I'M GONNA PUT HIM INA A BOXTHEN THE BOX IN ANOTHER BOXTHEN SEND IT TO MEAND WHEN IT'S DELIVERED... EH EH AHAHAHAHAH! I SQUASH IT WITH MY HAMMER!
>>558420817wut?
Randomfox do you not realize the Godzilla crossover is already ruined? It's going to be set in station square WITH NO HUMANSBecause this comic is being produced under IDW sonic rules, that means we are gettting no humans with godzilla and no humans with sonic. It's already shit
>>558420605
>>558420584
>>558420909Ian and Evan are making the chaotix case files with humans on it
>>558421073Source?
>>558418727Oh. Okay. Note to self, play shadow the hedgehog at 12:00am.
>>558421073That has no relevance to what I've said. That's not IDW. IDW is still beholden to the rules of Forces where humans aren't allowed and it's ruining the crossover. Fucking embarrassing to announce this after DC shows humans and human locations
>>558421125Other than Abraham and Tori. Mr. Kitsch, the curator, is also a human >>558421187Irrelevant. Sega can change their rules at any time
The only bad Classicfags are Tailsfags, but Tailsfags aren't Classic exclusive. Meanwhile all Modernfags are all bad. There has never been a single good Modernfag. Why would good people like bad games? They wouldn't. Modernshit games are basically interactive garbage dumps. They are just filled to the brim with random, incoherent ideas and concepts and never manage to coalesce into anything more profound than that. Modernshit games are not art, they are just piles of trash put together by a bunch of people without any skill or talent who just want money. They shouldn’t even be categorized as games.
RANDOMFOX WON WON WON HE WON A PERPETUAL VACATION INSIDE YOUR HEAD RENT FREEYOU HAVE NO ORIGINAL THOUGHT, YOU HAVE NO LIVE YOU ARE NO TRUTH SEEKER JUST A GOLEM WITH A BROKE RECORDNIGGER SCHIZO FAGGOT TRANNY SCHIZO WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CAN'T STOP TALKING ABOUT LE EPIC NAMEFAG IT'S SO FUCKING FUNSHIT EATER COCK SUCKER
>>558420909Why are you trying to set an already insane person off
>>558421465Based gamechad>>558421474Cringe comictranny
>>558420909You dont need humans to tell a good Sonic story lil bro>you need them for godzillaSonic characters are the "humans" of the story since Godzilla is obviously still way stronger than them
>>558421452You are bored as fuck uh
>>558420909doesn't that retard like Forces? Why would he care?
https://files.catbox.moe/qu6jij.mov
ASSHOLE WITHOUT LIFEASSHOLE WITHOUT LIFESLOP EATERPATHETIC LITTLE FUCKRANDOMFOX WILL ALWAYS BE MORE FAMOUS THAN (YOU)YOU JUST ROT IN THIS HELL
>>558421640KEK
Randomfox would be better if he weren't a faggot. I can't take you seriously if you get fucked in the ass.
>>558420928SCRIIIIIIIIIBBLEEEEEEEES STOP BEING RIGHT!!!
uh oh randomfox melty
KRAFK WONRANDOMFOX WONIAN WONYOU LOSTYOU ALWAYS LOSE IN YOUR LIFEYOU ALWAYS ARE NOTHINGYOU SHOULD KYS NIGGERA NIGGER WHO TALK LIKE A BROKEN RECORD
Riadow
>GNE GNE GNE GNE WHY RNADOMFOX SAID THIS>GNE GNE GNE GNE KRACK>GNE GNE GNE GNE GNE BUT SLASHY AND VIOLENT AND SPARKY AND MY ASS>LET'S TALK ALL DAY ABOUT SHIT PEOPLE NOBODY CARES BECAUSE I CAN'T HAVE MY OEN OPINIONS MY MOM DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT MEFAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOTFAGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOTKILL YOURSELF
darkness in my soul
>>558421917It’s Shadria— wait, what am I saying? Shadria is Blaze x Shadow.
Archie lost Sally lostRichmunk lostDiapers lostPoopy lost
HAVE SOME FUCKING ARGUMENTHAVE SOME ORIGINAL POSTPIECE OF SHITwaste of oxygengo fuck yourself piece of shit
>>558422007basedbaseedbasedbasedbased
>>558412123>cause it would have its own inputWhat is the input? The peelout input or a second button?>be executable immediatelyThe spindash is already executable immediately>and sonic wouldn't have the looser control of rolling after it's doneWhat looser control? Rolling isnt hard to control>spindash would have a stronger launch but still require a charge and either need to be jumped out of or slowed to a standstill in order to stop rollingWhat exactly is the tradeoff of this Dash ability though? Its just a free speed boost and attack with no downsides?
>>558422048Correct.
>>558421424>Sega can change their rules at any timeAnd they don't. Tell me, why do you think IDW is the only piece of Sonic media that refuses to show humans now?The recent issue has them go to Holoska, no humans. When they had Spagonia, there was no humans. They will go to Station Square, THE AREA KNOWN FOR ITS HUMAN POPULACE AND INTRODUCED HUMANS TO THE SERIES, and it will not have humans.Blade of Courage's Spagonia depicts humans and it's full of life.The movies depict human and animal characters, even if it's under a two world rule, it still represents the brand.The games got humans back with Sxsg and Dark Beginning solidifying Abraham Tower. Crossworlds more likely doesn't due to not having hd generic models, but that's covered allowing human dlc like Joker, Miku and Ichiban.Chaotix Case Files allows humans with Tori, GUN, and TowerDC x Sonic sequel shows Empire city and humans and animals coexisting.TailsTube is where they debuted Tori and her voice. IDW is the outlier, it's clear this has less to do with Sega and more on IDW being retarded. Sega has no qualms about humans being apart of the series.
>>558421465Is...Is he back?
>>558422474Not him but what are you implying/saying? What are you saying is the reason IDW doesn't get updated rules to show humans?
Randomfox: Sonic is blue like in the games sthg: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>558422493I still don’t get what the fuck that guy’s problem was 2-3 years later
>>558421452For every bad tailspedo there is an insufferable shadowfag, creampedo, blazetard, silverfag, rougecoomer, ect. Classichads don't nearly have as many problems in the fandom. Every notice how most of the problems in the fanbase stem from modernshit and their characters?
>>558422531IDW doesn't want it. They want Sonic to continue looking like a generic cutesy talking animal brand that takes place in generic woodlands and forests. Sega doesn't care enough to push back on that plus IDW has existed so long without humans that it'd be weird to introduce them now.
In another timeline, the movies are nothing but Sonic mobians. No humans except Eggman. And everyone is cheering as they paved the way for the games to have less humans in the future
>>558422706>not liking CreamWhat is wrong with you?
>>558422716>mobiansAnon...
>>558421465>>558422493Trying too hard to get random fox's attention. You don't have to falseflag as a schizo to support your narrative.
>>558422713When you say IDW, who are you talking about? A writer? IDW editorial/the company itself? Humans means more stuff, it means GUN and certain other characters and NPCs, who wouldn't want that?
>>558422793Why are people obsessed with this guy again?
>>558422793Oh Anon I wasn't falseflagging. That other post just genuinely reminded me of the one I posted the screenshot of (I saved that screenshot on my phone wayback when and later transferred it to my computer). Also see image for proof that me and that other guy are not the same person.
Srsly who the fuck even is this randomfox guy?
sex with obsessed anons
I’ve always hated those classic weird eyelids.
>>558422864IDW the company. The editorial, IDW itself. IDW wants to keep Sonic looking like kiddie fodder akin to mlp by keeping humans out because with humans comes edgier themes. Acknowledging that Sonic's world is a regular earth and not the cushy generic animal forest 9847 means they have to change how they market it and the branding they use for it
Any good youtube videos that really break down classic sonic gameplay philosophies? The Amy and dash ability convos got me interested. Would love to see someone tackle Mighty in Mania or similar topics
>>558423025I think they look funny
Lets not forget that there's a balding black guy who larps as a cat and draws them all day.
>>558422998A xitterfaggot who occasionally posts on /sthg/ with controversial takes. As if everybody here hasn't said their own fair share of bullshit here once.
>>558423047I think you are a retard because Metal Virus was the second arc of the comic and it put IDW on the map and that arc disproves everything you said about how they want his world to be seen
>>558423091Alota has done nothing wrong.
>>558422998https://youtu.be/0xdepIrAcRc?si=pfTtOo4w6GSJF11t Watch this video
>>558423091…Who?
Forces is bad
>>558423184Knuckles jobs.
>>558423282>>558423196
>>558423124They never marketed the metal virus for being edgy though. You don't seem to understand that their marketing only goes as far as the surface with Sonic. They'll make it looks like a fun animal adventure and only market the bright parts and then you open the book to the bleak zombie tier apocalypse setting they're not marketing it on. And I'm talking IDW itself, not marketing done by other outlets
>>558423285Thanks, Captain Obvious.
>>558406227trvth
>>558423320on-model drawfags. A lost art.
>>558423287He's doing a cannonball.
>>558423112cute boobs
They can't into edginess and this will be their downfall.
>>558423527>They can't into edginess GOOD MORNING SAAAAAR
>>558423568#Girlboss
>>558423604lol underage
Sonic 3 & Knuckles 2
>>558423527Edgeslop like what we got in the dark age is exactly why Sonic fell off in the first place.
Sonic sez: https://files.catbox.moe/qu0618.mov
What are you looking forward to the most right now regarding the Sonic franchise?
>>558423527>>558423719They already did. Dark beginnings, and the animation they made for crossworlds, march the tone they want for Sonic games, or at least Shadow, perfectly. Stop being a pathetic doomkek
>>558421268BIG
>>558423938This franchise is dogshit. What even is there to look forward too?
>>558423938good ass games
>>558423320>>558423986Made for loving rape.
Render it as mp4 you niggerI dont want to download your movs
>>558423719And they will keep pushing for muh edge instead of doing anything normal with effort, so the result will be another shadow 2005:>DUDE, HE SAID "DAMN" AND USES WEAPONS!And feels like the goofy cartoon character with stiff animations he is, in the meantime mario still does the wahoo thing and has billions of followers.
>>558424092https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u10mNypHMRs
>>558424117I didn't have to download it to watch it, I just opened it in a new tab
>>558424149We already had the 2010s where they let go of edge and it was a flop. Sonic is not Mario and will never be Mario.
>>558423334>they never marketed for being edgyYes they fucking did nigga every cover that came out was dreary as shit and every outlet heralded it for being dark and serious
>>558424317
>>558424258Sonic also isn't Final Fantasy or GTA. They need to pay attention to what they're doing and keep Sonic's tone within a specific range if they want the franchise to live
>>558424258Sonic is not humble enough for that, not because we can't
>>558424149Exactly. These kinds of manchildren have such a shallow understanding of what makes something tastefully dark or mature. Shadow the hedgehog was almost parody levels of the "edgy reboot" trope and yet they somehow think this was a good direction for the series.
>>558424317>>558424429Uhhhh…
>>558423986She isn't wearing anything down there isn't she?
>>558424281>every outletRead nigger, I said IDW itself
>>558424317>>558424429Fuck it, I ship it
>>558424490Shadow the Hedgehog isn't any darker than SA2
>>558424597Idw itself greenlit those edgy covers and sent out solicits and covers to media outlets
>>558424535>>558424670Surgolin is an underappreciated ship
>>558424685o algo
sa1 is unironically darker since you never see any dead bodies in shth
Knuckles, am I a burden to the Chaotix?
>>558424693Are you just pretending to be retarded? Talk about how IDW (company) marketed that arc, not 3rd parties. And no, the covers don't count because greenlighting the arc is not the same as marketing it. And look at the type of covers they're using for the "On the go" versions they're marketing to children.
>>558424976Now you're making things up.
>>558425010Idw's market is 12 year old boys. They like edgy cool shit
>>558425035Sonic's campaign ends with a cutscene of a bunch of dead chao. There are no dead bodies in Shadow the Hedgehog.
>>558425010*greenlighting the artThe point is, they greenlight the edgy art for sonic fans made by sonic fans, but the actual stuff they market to kids is way different
>>558425035play the games bruv
>>558424976No it's not
this is the slowest I’ve seen /sthg/ in at least two or three days
>>558425072>Muh dead chaoBarely darker than some disney movies. Sa1 has an entire campaign dedicated to a fat purple cat fishing everywhere to catch his pet frog that ends up unwillingly intervening in the main plot.
>>558425225>Sa1 has an entire campaign dedicated to a fat purple cat fishing everywhere to catch his pet frog that ends up unwillingly intervening in the main plot.Yeah and that’s based.
>>558425190What's darker about Shadow the Hedgehg? The weapons? Both games have those. In fact the classic era had plenty of enemies with projectile military weapons. The death? SA1 and SA2 both have that.Swearing? That's just the english version. All of the Sonic games have swearing in japanese. The movies have all of the above and are squarely aimed at ten year olds.
>>558425056>Idw's market is 12 year old boysHOLY KEKWe're talking about the same lgbt alphabet soup pozzed fest idw? That made transgender pregnant transformers? Of all the comic publishers, this is not the one being marketed to 12 year old boys, idws market is tumblr refugees and steven universe audience
>>558425205
Alota is a nigger?
>>558425225The point isn't that it's dark. Shadow the Hedgehog isn't a dark game. There is an independance day reference and they immediately follow it up by saying not a single civilian was killed.The game doesn't even try to maintain the aesthetic of being dark. Only the intro and the UI give the impression of a dark and serious game. The levels are even more colorful and bouncy than SA2.The pivotal moment in the game is caused by Charmy turning a computer on with his butt complete with a cartoon plane crash sound effect. Shadow the Hedgehog is openly a childrens game with at most a grimdark ad campaign.
>>558425353grass is green?
>>558425341>Monkeypitiful
>>558425341Thanks Anon. I’m not sure what this is, but thank you for sharing.
>>558425205good
>>558425205>4chan keeps adding captchas, bots can solve it but non-autists can easily burn out>4chan still doesn't moderate and create a normal talking environment without schizos>4chan pushes for deanonymization tools like "spur us" that interfere with security lists which is why we got the "please unblock these datamining sites to post">if you have the slightest criticism, 4chan bans youI wonder why we are still so many despite the bullshit.
>>558425421
>>558425476one million pity
>>558425476Coconuts deserves one million pity
>>558425225anon isn't that his point lmao. Shadow's game doesn't even reach the disney threshold
>>558425542It’s because there’s a sizable chunk of site addicts who are either willing to begrudgingly comply (like me), buy the 4chan Pass (definitely not me), or who are going to find and utilize workarounds (other people I’ve encountered).
>>558425553
there is a huge chance Silve appears in the next chaotix casefiles and I don't think Aurafags are ready
Baby monkey torture, but with Sonic characters
Sonic is for babies. Children want REAL games made for teenagers and adults like FNAF and Call of Duty
https://listofdeaths.fandom.com/wiki/Disney_(Death_Count)The average disney movie is objectively darker than Shadow the Hedgehog. Are Sonic games meant to aim lower than the 8-12 bracket?Several of these films even have (gasp) minor swears such as "Damn" and "hell". Is that edgy?
>>558425752KEK
>take old game>sprinkle on it a very superficial feel of dark, edgy and grimdark>release and pretend it's a work off artNothing ever happens.
Im sorry to say but if you're getting burnt out by captchas then you must be failing the IQ test. I can solve all 3 quicker than the ones we previously had in minimum of 3 seconds. Thank god this website is filtering out retards with short attention spans.
Fluffmy
>>558425756Atlantis the Lost Empire is extremely grmidark by the standard that shth is too edgy. The animated Spiderman movies too. Unlike shth you actually see 12 year olds dead body in the movie and a 5 year old getting vaporized later on. Nobody ever calls Spiderverse "dark".
>>558425867Reminder that the entire point of life is to reproduce. Faggots and lesbians are literally defective and broken.
>>558425830Fuck off Contrarian.
>>558425830A lobotomy is not an IQ test, it's a pavlovian experiment and we're the dogs.
Wolf!
>>558426031canonsper
>>558425998Shadow turning Sonic into a vampire so they are together forever
Life is awful because I can't sleep with Shadow
If you want a game with guns, death and swearing then play something actually fun and good like grand theft, devil may cry, ect. Branch out into different games if sonic isn't for you anymore.
>>558426190Rouge...
>>558426070>slop
>>558425830Must be different for different people.My phone simply has one slider. And I have to find one simple shape that is not like the other two.It takes me a fraction of the effort the typing captcha ever did.
what is this expression trying to convey?
>>558426295Disgust and/or disappointment.
>>558426190Find an Anon who will wear the mascot for you.
>>558426230human as far as I know
>>558426220It's what i'm trying to say, sonic as a cartoon character doesn't need the dark edgy because it feels off. Sometimes it can feel grim like sonic CD, but the whole shadow stuff is hard to adapt to these cartoons.
>>558426220>guns death and swearingWow the first Sonic movie is too dark for childre. Did you watch teletubbies until you were 10?
>>558425992I can't afford to have children
>>558426270no that's literally all the new captcha is, sometimes with extra repetitionsit's only mongoloids that think it's worse than the slow letter captcha
>>558426415>>558426220So how dark should Sonic be? As dark as a loony tunes movie? As dark as a disney jr cartoon? Why are the things that are normal for the 8-12 range too dark for Sonic?
>>558426506Clearly that’s your own fault, Anon.
>>558425324According to Ian Flynn that is their market. I believe Ian over you
>>558426540My computer has five sliders asking for random numbers of dice, complex shapes, and the number of arms on various stars. Each with 5 options you have to sift through.I don't bother posting from my desktop anymore.
>>558426610if sonic is drak it's because the villain is winning, so it's a story thing not a character thing for me
>>558426809@Sage is this true?
>>558426759knuckledragger
>>558426809I just find it confusing because whenever people point to random specific things as dark (Guns, death, swearing) it's things that are already in other childrens tihngs. Is Sonic less mature than a ninja turtles or spider man cartoon on Disney XD now? I understand swearing but since when have guns and death ever actually been a mature and scary subject? Is Sonic supposed to be like magic schoolbus?I get it if we ever got games that actually were like GTA or COD but they don't exist.
>>558426867She would agree because if eggman wins everyone is turned in a robot (she just will ok??)
>>558426930Spiderman 2 for the ps2 Is the most mature game I have ever seen as a child.Halo 2 for the xbox is the most kiddie shit I have ever fucking seen in my entire life.Shadow the hedgeog for la gamecube ... I couldn't even finish the first level, it was too dark and violent and scary!
>>558425324>That made transgender pregnant transformers?
>>558426930Disney probably gets away with more for being Disney.It's rare to see any child's media with household guns anymore.
>>558416251>>558417313He invokes the stale angsty 2000s white-haired anime pretty boy archetype without actually servicing it. He's a fucking mess.
>>558427112All true btw
>>558379678Japnic fags: WE HATE TITAN TAILSAlso Japnic fags:
>>558427129EeeewwwwwwwwBut this does mean sex is on the table
>>558427139>Disney probably gets away with more for being Disney.>It's rare to see any child's media with household guns anymore.I couldn't disagree more. Sony animated movies have absolutely no problem showing firearms in the 2010s. This idea that guns and death are inherently adult only seems to apply to Sonic. As if them being present is in any way tied to "wanting to appear mature" and not just the acutal maturity level of cartoons aimed at kids who can already read.
ultimately the only purpose of Shadow and Silver is for fujos to flick their beans to
>>558427325(o algo)
>>558427325Who likes Silver?Evan doesn't count.
>>558427406me
>>558427139The Sonic movies are literally more "dark" than the adventure era games by virtue of having>blood>swearing in every entry>direct mention of the holocaust>allusion to masturbating >alustion to pubic waxing >Murder>Broken appendages >using the word "boobs" in its literal contextAre the Sonic movies "Trying too hard to be mature"? Not asking you specifically but anyone who thinks the Dark age was actually dark. All of this stuff is normal in things aimed at 12 year old boys.
I like edgy but i would NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER say mean things.
Wait people still think Dark Shadow and Chaos Boost are different things? Why??
>>558427251I think you might be mentally ill and seeing things or you're trying to make up a strawman.
>>558427507that's why Sega invented safe edgy. It's a blade that doesn't cut
>>558427457Are you GAY?
>>558427551Because if you play the games they are. Chaos Boost is from 06, Dark Shadow is from 05 and is a counterpart to Hero Shadow
SONIC GAMES SHOULD HAVE RAPE SCENES IN THEM
>>558427567a butter knife
>>558427597yes but I liked him before I was
This thread makes me wish the IJN actually had unleashed the Bubonic Plague upon the U.S. West Coast
>>558427475The movies barley take themselves seriously more than half of the time. It's Alvin and the chipmunks combined with MCU movie tone and humor. Compared to something like Sonic 06 where they actually expect you to take everything seriously in the game.
>>558427693even thou i live in america
>>558422204>What is the input?second button, it'd be the modern replacement to the somersault -> slide combo of SA2>The spindash is already executable immediatelynot quite, it requires you to be standing still on flat ground>Rolling isnt hard to controlharder to control than running, and can't be manually cancelled into running outside of jumping>What exactly is the tradeoff of this Dash ability though?it only lasts a set amount of frames, will slow you down to running speed if travelling at figure-eight speed, and while it adds a small amount of i-frames near the start of the dash, it doesn't have a hitbox and can't defeat enemies on its ownon the other hand, it can be used in the air a la colors, can be cancelled immediately into a roll for a proper attack but with less speed than a spindash, and be cancelled into when rolling to uncurl immediatelythe dash would be used for acceleration, not increasing or maintaining speed
>>558427731So you're saying these dark elements are fine as long as it isn't sincere.
>>558427761Yeah, and?
>>558427551>positive chaos energy>negative chaos energy Everything Ikzuka makes is complete fucking drivel
>>558427731>he doesn't know they already said the next movies from now on are going to be more serious and mature compared to the first 3
>>558427874This guy hates Iizuka so much he can’t even be bothered to get his name right…
>>55842773106 is good and you moviefaggots are retarded
>>558427765Nta. Does this dash have a cooldown? Does it affect vertical velocity? Does it set horizontal velocity (ie, allow instant velocity reversal)?
>>558427949…Based.
>>558427604Except if you actually play the games you know they aren't, at all. Both are fiery super powered states Shadow gets after boosting himself (usually via violent actions), harnessing red chaos energy and culminating in Shadow's ultimate offensive ability he can't use otherwise, the Chaos Blast, what reason do we have to think they are any different? The name? Same abilities getting different names in different games isn't new, so that's not an argument. The looks? We know how Dark Shadow looks in more modern games and guess what? It's the same color as Chaos Boost.Literally zero reason to think they are different powers beyond>in this game this power is used this way, in this other game the power is used this other way
>>558428028>06 is goodI fucking hate zoomers so much.
>>558428109even me?
If only 06 had more time in the oven...
Remember than the next thread is 9091 if you forget you are an asshole.
>>558428028>06 is good>inb4 muh p06
>>558428109And I hate Gen Xers who don't understand Sonic and attack the games while demanding Sonic work like the SHITTY adaptations.
>>558428168probably>>558428221>Critique objectively bad games>Somehow this means not understanding sonic.
>>558425750Who invited Minnie
>>558428028I am one of the biggest 06 fans and I would rather have a bee sting my balls than ever say that game is goodI like playing it because of the raw bullshitery going on that game is the furthest thing from "good"
>>558428031dash would have a cooldown of around a half-second, you can spam it but it wouldn't be like SA1's spamdashit would heavily slow down if not cancel vertical velocity, and yes it would allow for horizontal velocity reversalon second thought i don't think it should slow you down when going at sprinting speeds, but it absolutely wouldn't speed you up if you do itand if it's done in a 3D game, dashing in a 90 or 180 degree angle to your momentum would absolutely slow you down to just running speed
>>558427765Second button? Bro we need to maintain one button philosophy>it requires you to be standing still on flat groundI thought the whole point of this Dash ability was moving from a standstill. If you're not at a standstill, you don't need an extra ground ability. You later say>the dash would be used for acceleration, not increasing or maintaining speedand the best place to accelerate from is a standstill>harder to control than running, and can't be manually cancelled into running outside of jumpingI guess but this is part of the tradeoff of spinning. You dont have to spin if you dont want to>while it adds a small amount of i-frames near the start of the dash, it doesn't have a hitbox and can't defeat enemies on its ownI thought you said it was an attack in your first post>on the other hand, it can be used in the air a la colors, can be cancelled immediately into a roll for a proper attack but with less speed than a spindashThats fine enough, but>and be cancelled into when rolling to uncurl immediatelyI think any ability that introduces uncurling cancels the tradeoff that rolling is supposed to have
>>558428096Dark Shadow correlates to his emotions. Chaos Boost is emotionless
>>558428208tatakai shiruva, as long as sega doesn't go bankrupt there is stil hope for a new game
>>558379678>Tails trying to decide which sock he'll use this time
>>558428571tails's harem of socks
next thread number is 9091 not 9090 , don't fuck it up
>>558428914Wow man you really care about this. It must really really matter.
>>558428996yes
>>558420928If scribble gets one more prediction I'm going to sodomize him with a firehose. NO MORE CROSSOVERS.
>>558428454>Bro we need to maintain one button philosophyfuck naka, that philosophy is why balan wonderworld failed>I thought the whole point of this Dash ability was moving from a standstill.>the best place to accelerate from is a standstilldashing would be used for acceleration, redirecting speed, and ascending steep slopes like pic related>I guess but this is part of the tradeoff of spinning. >I think any ability that introduces uncurling cancels the tradeoff that rolling is supposed to havethis ability would be exclusive to sonic, so as to give him a unique strength in being able to control when he's running or rolling>I thought you said it was an attack in your first postchanged my mindthe series in pic related, spark the electric jester, was the inspiration for this ability and would likely provide more examples of its uses if you were to look
Reminder: Sonic games will always sell whether you like them or not.
>>558429084>>558429084>>558429084
Sonic the Hedgehog is a blue rat who broke the speed barrier in the year 1990. Since that freak event, he has been chasing a high he'll never reach. In 1991, he fought against the villainout Dr Robustus Octavio Geronimo, better known as Dr Egghead.
>>558428487I'm sorry to crush your headcanon excuses but if you play the games you see Shadow can go Dark Shadow from a fucking slot machine built by Eggman, you dumbfuck, he doesn't actually need to go apeshit to use that power, 06 Shadow using it just from getting energy normally isn't a contradiction by any means, if anything "Chaos Boost" would be the mastery of that power, but still the same power.Boosted mode? Check. Chaos energy enhanced? Check. Red energy? Check. Usually violence induced? Check. Chaos Blast? Check. Looks? As per Shadow Generations, check. If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it's a fucking duck
>>558429043>fuck naka, that philosophy is why balan wonderworld failedI dont know about Balan or 3D platformers, but I do know about classic Sonic. Classic Sonic should be one button or else you are losing the plot. Otherwise i dont really mind the idea but>this ability would be exclusive to sonic, so as to give him a unique strength in being able to control when he's running or rollingWhy not on a new character? Like Honey or something
>>558429725>Why not on a new character? Like Honey or somethingcause tails has his flight, knuckles has his glide and his fists, sonic needs something of his ownif you're gonna reply, do it in the next thread, please
>>558425992>the point of life is to reproduceNot necessarily. Life propagates itself, true but that doesn’t mean the propagation of life is itself the point. That would be rather pointless. No, the point of life is survival. Not just as an individual but as a species. And reproduction facilitates this buy allowing individuals to multiply and more importantly allows for evolution. Evolution allows a species to change to maintain equilibrium with their environments, and this allows for life to persist in even catastrophic conditions. TLDR the point of life is survival and reproduction is a tool to facilitate long-term survival of the species.And even without reproducing an individual can help the continued survival of their species in other ways. For example, elderly Orcas will go into menopause and lose their ability to reproduce. If the point of life was solely to reproduce they'd roll over and die at this point, purpose served, but they continue to live and teach the next generation of Orcas, which greatly increases their long-term odds of survival.Gays can still reproduce, rug munching does not invalidate a womans ability to get pregnant and lusting for your bros ass doesn't make your nuts shrivel. Gays can even adopt and help raise the next generation that way.No. The 'defective and broken' ones are the people who refuse, or otherwise can't, contribute to the survival of the species.Every incel, every NEET, every beta male and dyke or faggot that fails at this is defective and broken.And even if you want to reduce things to simple reproductive success that still qualifies that vast majority of life as defective and broken. Pre-modern humans had 50/50 odds of reaching child-bearing age and not every human that reached adulthood would go on to reproduce.Tell me, anon, how many kids do you have? Surely you aren't 'defective and broken'? I'd be willing to bet that there are queer couples out there that have had more reproductive success than you.
>>558407410>>558407395>grindy unskippable dogshit is actually good guys!Battlefags are a complete laughingstock, always storycucks who don't actually care about the gameplay, because it's actually shit.Can't wait for this shit to get rereleased so people see how awful the gameplay was back then.>>558407467>tailsfaggot forgets Shadownigs glaze the fuck out of this game and beg about it in the Smash topic circlesYou are so goddamn stupid, it's hilarious.The best part: you're also part of this shit too btw.
>>558427551Sonicspics (aka DBZ-brained Sonic fans) aren't that exactly intelligent.
>>558429061I feel sorry for anyone that choose Supersharts over Mania
>>558429043>that philosophy is why balan wonderworld failedDid you forget Sakurai made that idea worked?Balan failed because it wasn't left in the oven longer due to Square's dogshit management prior, a character switching mechanics would have made the game from a 4 to a 7/10 easily.
>>558405274>God fucking damnit why is this my fetishfucking kek.
>>558441596>Tiara is 20 years old>Sonic is notably 15 or lessSenn is a nonce?
>>558441596She hid her tobacco in that stick of hers.>>558442023To be fair, I'm pretty sure either Xtreme was in development before STI knew of concrete ages, or Myspaceverse Tiara (with "Breaker" as not-Sonic) is not supposed to fit any continuity.
I wonder how Chris Senn feels knowing that Archie Tiara is the most canon his creation will ever get. If she ever comes back it should be as Vanilla's age-appropriate love-rival for Vector...