Previous >>558402087>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Mihono Bourbon (3* alt), Eishin Flash (3* alt)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Nishino Flower (Wit), SSR Sakura Bakushin O (Guts)Current CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600mMain Story Chapter 5 is out02/18 - 03/01 - Valentine Bourbon & Valentine Flash 3*+Nishino SSR+Bakushin SSR02/18 - 03/01 - The Peak of ConfectionEarly March - Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Left-handed / Winter / Sunny / Firmhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/Timeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
ew it's the /v/ma
...So...Is Almond Eye romance-coded...?
>>558420358wanan fuck em to death
>>558420453MhmmmmSpats
>>558420426Wanna find out?
Suzuka bondage is my life elixir.
>>558420426loser coded
Any dachis have tips to deal with this?
How many points do I need to unlock the Flash paizuri scene
>>558420629Have some frozen Berliners stocked up in the freezer. You can just leave them at room temperature to thaw and eat
>you have to keep paying for every fix for the shitty game mechanics instead of Cyjews simply just fixing itI thought grubtards were joking when they said uma is only played by retarded brown goys
Why are we taking /v/trannies refugees now?
Why does she not play any role in the anime at all?
>>558420629Teiobros wouldn't know, as they all have diabetes.
>>558420792Desperate times, we need more soldiers for the coming war.
This thread will be better
>>558420792They already left bwo, also. That gif comes from /v/.
>>558420893Cafe wouldn't be this optimistic.
>>558420814I want to train yayoi...
Still unsure of how to handle this scenario, but at least it feels faster than the others.
>>558420778Everyday sweepy becomes more morally justified
>>558420958Sure she would.
7 and something terrible happens.
>>558420990Is that what you brown people say to yourselves when you pirate games?
>>558421025I want a Cafe daughter...
>>558420629>Teiofags hate paypiggies, but are piggies themselvesExplain yourself.
>New record!>515kI love reset day
>>558420956>That gif comes from /v/.No, it doesn't? It came from my gif folder
why is there almost no taiki porn? She's so sex...
>>558421041
>>558421025>meanwhile in the real world
aaaiiieee
7 and something excellent happens.
>>558421147they cannot afford to spend any money on games because it all must go towards food
>>558421041>The schizo is unironically defending a giant companyLMAO
>there is no Taiki rabimore proof this thread hates her, don't let the /v/ros find out
>>558421257YIPPEE
>>558421193If she was sex, there'd be porn.
>>558420792I'd rather share a thread with /v/tards than avatartrannies.
>>558421214>>558421267If you're poor, just say so. Don't pretend like you're justified in your actions.
>>558420426https://files.catbox.moe/5pjqrp.mp4Want some official ASMR?
i want /v/edditors to abscond
>cygames's face when piggies pay for QOL and balance fixes
>>558421257why are we posting AI slop now
>>558421257PULL 10 RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>558420309Uma EN fans the japs bros demand an explanation
How the fuck you all playing Uma without wanting a 12 gauge to blow your stupid brain off? Are you all drooling dumbasses that don't understand how MUCH GAME FUCKS YOU AT EVERY TURN?
>>558421257Praise shiraoki
i think we should all just get along
What other accels are there for Ends?How will ends win against lates when they have 10 million accels right now?
>>558421231Come on man, not in the living room.>>558421262Teiofags, is this true?
>>558421407i wonder which popular EN meme they're talking about. JP seemed to love the Bakushin one.>>558421431i bot lol
>>558421395Not sloppahttps://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/141539920
>>558421352YOU ALREADY POSTED THAT!>>558421407>NA fans are cringeWe know
>JP posters exposed as poorfags getting assraped by cyjews at every turn>exiled to post in global because they can't share the thread with actual whales>they now try to make fun of people spending because they are poorThis is reaching levels of brown never seen before.
>>558421449shut the FUCK up and eat the burger
>>558421262Akushually, junk food is a lot cheaper than real food. You can get your daily calorie requirements with just a single bag of chips and dip
But what if I don't want to have sex with my trainee?
>>558421557You still never posted proof that the anon who paid for the pass stole it off twitter.
>>558421178What are the odds of trainer's ribcage recovering?
Avatarfags are the soul of /uma/ and thread culture, pretending to hate them and acting like you prefer /v/trannies won't make you stand out newfag, if you like them so much leave the thread and go back to plebbit, idiot bitch .
>>558421573>daily calorie requirementsyou're assuming teiobro eats like a normal person
>>558421557Intern-kun...
>Buttered
>>558421296no one asked for a taiki rabi yet
>>558421557Nice try
>>558421651Nishino Flower would say this
>>558421338That's not the image I selected. >>558421407I assume they're complaining about the tranny circlejerk that posts on Twitter. At the very least the second guy clearly is. The Japs are 100% in the right.>>558421431>How the fuck you all playing Uma without wanting a 12 gauge to blow your stupid brain off?What makes you think we don't want to do that?
>>558421651The only avatarfags here are the NTR guy and the SEAtego spammer. If they died right now the thread would improve a tiny bit.
>>558421650Taiki needs to be stopped
>>558421573Just eat rice like us asians
i went to my local british restaurant and ate chicken tikka masala. very overrated
>>558421828sadly very true
>>558421431I play both jp and global and I'm content with my life, I'm happy. Why would I want to end it and not be able to play uma anymore?
>>558421835I'm not sure she can be stopped...
>>558421857A local restaurant in Britain or a British restaurant in your locality?
>>558421857I usually order butter chicken when I want Indian food
I want a hug too...
>>558421980>British restaurant in your localityI live in Wisconsin
>>558421945https://youtu.be/dpKc8N3FJsQ
People memed BRICKED BRICKED posts so much, that they begun to believe sincerelyThere is zero reason to take the game's pvp seriously unless you are really passionate about titles others cannot really see more than one at a time
I don't think I'm enjoying this game anymoreThere's no progression, it's all rngI spent the last month trying to make good parents and I only got a single 3* spark and it was wit with nothing else except like a racecourse spark When are they going to push out another update? Will those spark rerolls and auto features even help?
>>558421573I know this is sarcasm, but it still pisses me off.>>558421828There was one using Happy Meek for a while, but I think that was just the stegotranny seeing what would happen if he reincarnated with a global character.
>>558421257holy based
>>558421431I could complain that I stepped in a puddle from some snow that melted earlier today. But if that or me pushing buttons and I'm getting average number instead of big number are the worst thing that happened to me today, I'd say my life is going swell.
>>558422047I honestly wouldn't sweat it trying to 9 star parents, its already really bad RNG on top of RNG, like you need to hope the spark lands on the stat you want while also hoping its a 3 star.Just try for 8 star parents instead, there's an Agnes Tachyon event in the distant future that increases your spark's star apparently so I want to see how that works. Plus who knows, you might just randomly get a 9 star parent without expecting it too.
There will be nothing left of Suzuka
Official dirt friends!
>>558421557>this goycattle is trying to convince people to spend their shekels on what would be free updates on real gameslol
>>558421994Taiki wouldn't act like this.
>>558422020>People memed BRICKEDFormerly BRICKED*
That /v/ma visitor sure turned you all on to Taiki all of a sudden, huh?
I'm running bare minimum, it doesn't account updrafters yetWhich way
>>558422182>he says as he consumes free-to-play gacha gamesYou don't see the irony there?
>>558422210>A+ in unitygenuinely bricked
>>558422234Joke's on him, I always loved Taiki.
>>558422210Now called Le Fished, next month buttered*
>>558422047Just pay cyjews more if you want them RNG fixes bruh
>>558421835No, she shouldn't.Let her demonstrate her love for her orange friends and for her trainer.
Next club will be buttered
>>558422047>I only got a single 3* sparkBuilding 9* parents is a gaslight unless you're botting. 2* with a good pink is what you should be aiming for, and I've even used some 1*s as CM/TT parents when the pink and whites are good enough.
>>558422285This. She's cute and sexy.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Buttered
>>558422182>free updates on real gamesbwo has been "playing" gacha for so long he doesn't know how bad things really are
I choose my parents based on affinity
>>558422240>he unironically plays this gameI'm just here to laugh at you
>>558422285Everyone loves Taiki
>>558422438Sure you are, as you post a picture of another gacha. :^)
>>558421835>Taiki tries to hug trainer in her career >He dodges itMassive faggot or just scared for his ribs?
kot is universalyou can post them everywhere
Turf S or Mile S?
>>558422524True
>>558422462the best uma artist, shame hes dead
>>558422519looks more like he accepted his fate as taikis personal hug pillow
>>558422519nyooo...you're supposed to be cowgirlnot cavewoman
>>558422569This is like asking if you need butter or olive oil.
>>558422438Isn't that cat from that dead game where they eat bugs?>>558422414If you only play AAA consoleslop then sure, point taken. All the real games I would be playing if not for Umamusume are getting free content years after release though.
Friendly horses can be dangerous to handlers especially because they can squeeze and crush you with their body weightSame with cows
>>558422569>TurfIt's Mile either way
>>558422524trueuma memes aren't popular enough to spread out of /uma/ in comparison most of the time they're just reskinned ebin7 or kot memes
>do front runner aces>have like 1k+ worth of skills you couldn't affordMANT is going to be a lot of fun
>all this faggy panicking and schizo shit postingheh...
>>558421920Is topro the sexo representative of umamusume?
>>558422620I'm pretty certain umamusume have similar body weight to ningen unless it's Oguri and she hasn't taken a dump since her last meal. The beds, chairs, and desks in the game and anime couldn't handle an actual horse's weight.
>>558421920I just realized there's a sick coughing umadol in the back...
Why did they make Ebayan a scenario link instead of playable immediately
>>558422887so you faggots could get your gay ass almond
>>558422887wrong tab bwo
>>558422782:<
>>558422887Why did they make Ai part of Twinkle Legends instead of playable immediately
>>558422887Playable Ebayan would be retarded, the horse's career isn't over yet. Can't write the story yet.
>>558422704kots and rabis are as dead as their games, we love cryers here
>>558422887we're still waiting for her final goal result bwo
>>558422887Ebayan is still running bwo
>>558422819Now I'm imagining Oguri taking a massive dump clogging the cafeteria toilet.
I’m retarded. Uma for me?
>>558422918
>>558423017Super Creek.
>>558423017Super Creek will care for you and is talented enough to train herself for the most part.
gentildonna is TRASH
Shouldn't you guys be getting ready for 12 hours of burger flipping? The umapass plan is not going to pay itself.
>>558422920I can't wait to pull for Palmer
>>558422865Did your eyes wander off somewhere else?>>558422783Could be
>>558421557Firs gacha thread?
>>558421557https://youtu.be/ULeDlxa3gyc?si=yHK5TagtgX2b2vb8
>>558423075No one asked, Verxina.
Haven't posted here in a minuteDid anyone actually see an increase in onsen tickets during that event?I only saw the damn thing once, and it was a repeat.
>>558422887Ebayan’s still active. Last and only horse they turned into an uma was Tact and we all know what happened to her. Also as a side note, it seems that they’re going with “Yanko” instead of Ebayan as her nickname in uma. It’s Yahagi’s nickname for her so I suppose it does make sense
>>558423185yanko's umanko
Late stage gacha is all about ramping up the money extraction
>>558423110I’ll trade Jordan a burger for a blowjob
>>558423185yanko... manko...
>>558423158I did see a lot of them, got my first onsen tickets with a few umas too.
>>558423129Left is hotter
God I want a boyfriend with benefits so much
>>558423185>we all know what happened to her.Do we, here in the global thread? All of us?
>>558423158I got a couple but it felt about the same as before the event, got way more tissues
>>558423328She still isn't playable. It's been YEARS and she still isn't playable.
People here should talk more about Narita Brian
>>558423129right is hotter
>>558423413what is this creature
If there was an umamusume 2 mostly to do a big gameplay update, what would be cool to see?
>>558422887They're still waiting for him to run on his Arima Kinen humiliation ritual.
AAAIIIEEEEEE MORE TROPHIES
>>558423310Tinder is right there anon
>>558423480watch ebayan win now that you said that
FUCK jpiggers and FUCK /v/tards
Uma to taste test old military rations with?
>>558420309If this stats cant even win the debut well fuck you
>>558423518I said FRIEND with benefits, not some random slack to fuck.
>>558423571obuhi fat literally ate anything and everything without dying so
>>558423536@UmagrokTranslate
>>558423571Daring Tact 100%
>>558423518Don’t you have to look good for Tinder
>>558423498/uma/, what does BC stand for?
vivlos vtuber > golshi vtuber
>>558423676British Columbia
Does any anon here know if the Bourbon wit card that comes out next year is a must pull in general or is it just a perma borrow for all front runners?Is there any other card that takes priority over that one when it comes to making a front around that time?I'm trying to see how I should plan my pulls from now on and seeing what I can get away with not pulling for and just borrowing
>>558423595>4 speed
>>558423676Big Chestnuts
>>558423752Must pull because scenario cards become op as shit. It's stupid for non whales to pull for new scenario cards every few months.
They uuhBreed ... Victory
>>558423676Before Christ
>>558423536perfection
>>558423865The wit Bourbon is a scenario card? I thought that sports festival thing was an event
A quick reminder.
Espoir City is cute
>>558424125You pull it because it's a staple for front runners so you can borrow scenario cards
>>558423752Solid wit, 15 TE, guaranteed front savvy and ONLY golden groundwork ever printed? I'd say yes. Also a reason not to pull vbourbon
>>558423676Breeding Cup.
>>558423676Breeding Creek
Everywhere I go, a man is there to take my place. I've lost the right to call myself a boy seeing how even middle schoolers look so grown up. I was lost...until my club took me in. After constant bickering and being called a sissy, I one day lost it. I broke down, unable to contain my tears as they came spilling down, telling how I've had enough of being stripped of my gender identity. But instead of mocking me further, they reached out a hand to me, and told me it was okay to be different. I was astonished, "How have I never thought of this before?' I told myself.Fast forward a month, I enter club chat, and everyone is greeting me with a big smile. "Welcome back, Princess." I blush and wave back at them, ready for another day of fun activities.
>>558421267These paypigs probably slobber Nintendo cocks as well
>>558424387>mfw transcended into manhoodLookin good fellas.
>>558424417Bro, even nintoddlers boycotted FEH faster when they started locking QoL behind a monthly pass. People here are just eating that slop up instead.
Don't let the poopposting distract you from the fact that Specute is still relevant!
>>558421407Cheval better shut up before he gets voiced by a tranny
>>558424182Ah I see what you mean. Don't pull to try and MLB scenario card and perma borrow it instead.The thing is that don't most scenario cards have like 100 free pulls or something? You kinda have a head start/advantage on getting the scenario card over stuff that doesn't have free pulls (in theory)>>558424247If you are knowledgeable on this, ignoring scenario cards, what other front runner focused card should be ran also? Like obviously unless you are a whale you can't pull and MLB all the best cards for the best strategies, so what other front runner card is comparable to this?
>>558424501>secondary character = irrelevant, simple as
How am I not surprised the OP was vandalized during SEAhours
Why is umamusume actually so slow at making new umas
>>558424543Scenario cards ages badly faster and 100 pulls is nothing when the average to MLB is 400 pulls
ORANGE!
cuck
>>558421407>tweet deletedIt is afraid
>>558424543I'm not too knowledgable but i compared Taking the Lead gold (0.4 accel for 1.2) to Groundworks gold (0.4. accel for 3 seconds) and theyre miles apart, so i wouldnt pull Taiki shuttle i guess.I do know maru speed SSR is your go-to front speed and later a roaming SSR. Half of your deck is dedicated front cards,other half is generalist meta cards.Also, IF YOU DID NOT GET YUKINO BIJIN, SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR NSM FOR ENDS AFTER AOHARU. Its the only semi-decent NSM card printed. That is all.
>>558424874Wife
>>558423152His bussy got prolapsed to get that much carats? This shit makes no sense, he has more carats right now than what I'll get in my 5 years without spending
>>558424661I heard the Tachyon speed card is still pretty decent for Pacers, is that correct? >>558424791Yeah I plan on pulling for SMaru speed since that one is both good as a front runner AND general speed card.Also good thing I plan on pulling for Bijin to use on dirt, she has NSM in her kit
>>558423152>This is what Ralkos looks likeShalom, thanks friend.
I love Rice
we clanked
>>558424901That's some other whales account xhes on
>>558425069we skip this
>>558425051OUR HEROINES!!!
fat fucking chud
Warning: fun not guaranteedhttps://jiggie.fun/y3oOoAhttps://jiggie.fun/y3oOoAhttps://jiggie.fun/y3oOoA
people keep complaining about MANT idk why
>>558425069SEX
how is v. bourbon supposed to beat a seiun sky that has taking the lead and good midrace skills?
>>558425192only 35 races seems low
>>558425209same way you beat seiun sky normallyjust add even more midrace
>SEA hoursIt’s actually Kraut hours
>>558425237sometimes you skip a g3/2 if the training is obscene enough and with a modern day deck that tends to happen more often than not
>>558424901You should take note the account also has most SSRs MLBD and 6 starred umas,so that is at least another 1 to 3 mils.
>>558425415Yeah forgot to point that out>another 1 to 3 milsOh fuck
>>558425192That's absolute trash considering you have a modern day cards btw
>>558424925SSR Bijin, not the uma.
>>558425209by getting more midrace>but how do you beat a vbourbon with better midrace than your seiunby getting more midrace>but how do you beat...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZZcUdIdAt0
>>558425237>>558425543the ceiling in MANT is real lowcapped stats and 3.2k SP is above and beyond but the game will aggressively slow down rating past UG
>>558425209Same way smaru murders her, even more midrace. Its why front pasa doesnt dominate the lobbies.
>>558424896>Oops!?!?!Holy fuck what is happening in this ""translation""
>parent farming Mile spark with B MileI'm King Retard
>>558425727King Pervert
>>558425051Precious wife spotted.>>558425172https://youtu.be/X81AoBcVnaA?t=20>>558425285BASIERT! Finally, it's OUR TIME! Time to post furry content.
Is Helios really a lesbian?Is Curren really a slut?My favorite umas are flawed and now I feel bad…
It kinda sucks that unless your Uma can run mile (or you take mile which tank your chances of getting distance S) it is tough to do a good MANT run with emI can see why this is one of the most hated scenarios
>>558425727King GAMBA
>>558425885YesYesLove your oshis shortcomings as well as their strengths
>>558424336This is correct.
>>558425896
>>558426017smoking during a pregnancy is harmful but thankfully that's not a problem for her
>>558425896Sprint is going to be funny, people will be forced to mutate Mile A Medium A umas rather than use native sprinters.
>>558426017Creek doesn't smoke
>>558425896t-this was my gaslight bwo don't steal it..
>>558425896You’re forgetting about the affinity recalcsNow you too will be able to feel what affinitymaxxers have gotten to experience for the past two scenarios
>>558425209Bourbon is always going to have a better midrace since her unique is one of the strongest midrace skills.
What the fuck this is like my 10th borrow and not getting a single pink sparks on a double circle affinity
I dunnoI can just skip the scenario if it sucks
>>558426171how do you have 10 borrows
>>558426119
Another one who easily gets past trainer dorm security..........................
>>558426192same i'm planning to skip every scenario until we get DYI kino
>>558425959>love these uma who will never love you backI’m sorry, anon. I’m not strong enough.
>>558426216
>>558425885NopeJust a party animal
>>558426263Don't listen to him, Anon. As her trainer, it's your duty to fix her.
>>558426467Calm down on the glazing, Helios. I'm just a 9-5 wagecuck at Tracen.
Happy Hoppers, like Taiki Shuttle suggested.
I dont know how to get LG1 in the new scenariooooo
>>558426467>he's cute and coolHelios...
most trans coded uma? I'm thinking her
>>558426556>Taiki hops threadsoh no...
>>558425885>Is Helios really a lesbian?Lesbian, but most importantly, a loser.
>>558424528>Curiosity got the best of me and I decided to look for which video this pinned comment belonged to.Jesus Christ.
>>558421748make a taiki rabi please
>>558425885Canonically yes but as your personal trainee no
>>558421748Have you made a Machan Rabi? If not, please make one.
>guy i was following changed his perfect medium seiun with every white skill you could ever want to a shit ass curren with barely anythingfor what fucking purpose
>TomorrowYou're going to pull for her right trainer-san?
>>558425885She eventually stops chasing after rubyThis happens after that >>558426467Take it as you will
>>558426796Nyo
>>558426502Some things you can’t fix, bwo.>>558426647>>558426713>it’s overWhy do I always fall in love with the unattainable?
>>558426769This one dude on my follow whose uma I've been using as a GP for my Seiun changed to a Seiun with the uma I've been borrowing as the GP of that Seiun. I was miffed needless to say, had to look for a GP replacement.
>>558425051i want to wear those boots so bad
>>558426647>Helios>yearns for an unreachable ideal>doesn't notice the approachable ideal besides her
I'm giving up runs on 2nd inspirations if I don't get the pink sparks. Danchou would understand
>>558426467How did you get such a clean translation in the umareader?
>>558426698>>558426734i will add them to the list
>>558426796nah
>>558427042my man
>>558426861>Some things you can’t fix, bwo.I'm going to fix her anyway.
>>558421296I didn't know the Mambo rabi I requested is donee. Thanks Rabi anon!Mambo!
>>558426915Palmer comes from an elite family. She has no time for middle class peasants like Helios
>>558427220
Reminder that your favorite uma would never love (You) and would go find a better trainer if she were real.
>>558427383Rice Shower
>>558427426not all umas are narita top road
>>558427383I wonder if the men still do the physical work on umamusume world. I mean, it's a no brainer the umas should do all the heavylifting
>>558427426You’re madly in love with me
>>558427347My cool hero Tokai Teio...
>>558427289>glued to Helios hip 24/7
>>558427383cute!
hebe shower
exterminating rice shower so no one can have her
>>558427560>thanks for wringing your heart out to me, bestie! I'm gonna go harass the little girl in the back!this fucking RETARD
>>558427662Raisu is so hot
>>558427662i love painted nails i want them too
>>558424252your krravat is stuck m'lady. let me give a helping hand
Evens I quit the game Odds I sweep
protecting Rice from /uma/
>>558427795Welcome to the Sweepy army. This is where the game becomes fun.
I’ve been carefully reviewing all of my training techniques that I learned at the training academy to identify gaps in my curriculum, and it’s come to my attention that almost all of these are just sex. I don’t know how I never noticed this before.
>>558427746You know who to ask for help with that
>>558427426Just pick the low tier rejectsumas are super exaggerated so the losers will cling to me even more if the winners would leave me
>>558427795welcome to the fold. I probably would've quit long ago if I played manually only to get four 1* Guts in a row.
>>558427859You have leveled up from Rookie Trainer to Average Trainer rank.
they put joggers in my runner game
>>558426467Helios...is not lesbian...?
>>558427896i love tosen jordan now??
can they release just one canonical hetero uma in the name of fairness? i mean lesbians already have vega, agnes, agnes 2, groove, shakur, almond eye, machan, biwa, buena vista, curren, ruby, helios, daiwa, pasa, eishin, finemo, hishi amazon, jungle pocket, kitasan, ardan, dober, mcqueen, bobo, brian, taishin, ntr, festa, neicha, flower, oguri, raisu, bakushin, chiyo, laurel, dia, seiun, suzuka, falcon, spe, creek, rudolf, opera, taiki, tamamo, teio, jordan, vivlos, vodka, maya, gold ship, kingu, maru, doto, cafe etc.
>>558427957>niggerpc
>>558427795Don't be ashamed of relying to Sweepy
>>558427957wow that's black
>>558427957With fucking dreadlocks even? How progressive
>>558427957they look cute at least.
>>558427957Urara would be on constant mood down during the new scenario
>>558427957So is the entire race schedule just made new in that scenario?
>>558427426>obvious escapist fantasy isn't le realwoah…...Does the gay werewolf from the novels want me at least?
>>558428268it's all trial races that lead into breeders cuptheres only 6 races total
>>558428318Your trainee seems to be lacking guts.
mfw tranime website
>>558428403stamina is a massive problem this scenario you arent getting even passable stam without a good stam cardguts is less relevant rn
>>558428403
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.
>>558428614Happy Birthday anon. When I got that message from Laisu too it genuinely brightened up my whole day
scenario getting figured out slowly
>>558428614I'm happy you were born too. Happy birthday, faggot.
I hate Rice Shower so fucking much
Okay Voltage is really cool. The colors of the stage lights are acutally wholly dependant on who's singing. It's why Stego's is gold.>>558424874This is red>>558424782This is green.
>>558428689>>558428737thanks /uma/dacchis
Digitan LOVE
Laisu
What's sex with Eishin Flash like
>>558428701When's the best time to use a dream training? Or whatever those things areI'm still learning what to do in this scenario
new voices for songs
I got this far before losing interest:https://files.catbox.moe/rcq42k.mp4
>>558429005I will fit all of them in one hug.
Chansformationbros... This is not looking good. 10 runs, double circle affinity, only one dirt inspiration... This is gonna be brutal, do I even have enough time to make a good Uodka?
>>558427506Umamusume are an ethnic minority. There's not enough of them to do all the physical labor available. They'd probably be highly desirable in a lot of heavy lifting jobs, but desu they probably just wouldn't want to do them. Remember, umamusume are>athletes>womenthey wanna do sports and they wanna do girly things. Even if hard labor for us would be a chill comfy low effort job for them, what they really wanna do is compete till they're washed then be a housewife.
>>558429108These cute Rice Shower images are making me want to hunt down more fanart and post it here, but I will not because there are only three people left in the thread.
>>558429053Im not sure but what ive been doing is using dream training when there isnt a purple/double unity training on a good statprobably not optimal
>>558428952It even flashes all 3 briefly.It's nice.
>>558428701You going highlander? I've done two without it and I feel like it's necessary or else one stat gets absolutely fucked.
>>558428037tskr
>>558429223new cryer
>>558429223>uma has 0 original memes grim
>thread is 75% JP discussionif you guys just used your own thread it would be alive.
>>558429680>3 hour thread>still halfwayWe used to be 2 hour threads now Trackblazer is coming, JP will take back whats rightfully theirs
>>558429680Seems more like 80% silence, 15% JP posts, 5% Rice Shower, to me
>>558420629just drink some coke if it gets low
>thread mostly slow and chill>few discussions here and there>suddenly>>558429675>>558429680I'm nyoooooooooooticing
New scenario waiting roomShame it just sucks
>>558429680no shit because they had new stuff released?
>>558429176I dripfeed my folder into /uma/ daily
>>558429998Dripfeeding my cum into Rice’s womb
I forgot to login on my birthday...
Clubs with members of mostly 5m~10m fans can make the club get or stay in A+. This used to only be able to get your club to A and really tells how much global has stabilized or in doompost term, global is dying.
>>558430141It lasts more than one day so if you missed it entirely that means you're simply not playing.
>>558430141np, the birthday quotes stay for a couple of days, also hb
Post something wholesome bros
>>558430195
how?
Yanko stats.>Turf GImagine if he wins Arima. You think they'll update it
the fuck is this
>>558430161sounds comfy to medanchode should drop the 30m requirement
>>558430304DigiSHIT
>>558430275>late start>brocked>got rushed and died
>>558430084
>>558430380
>>558430616NOOOOO I DON'T WANT TO TAKE A BATH
>>558430380>Digitan has her own drawing desk in the Trainer's officeso cute
>>558430282pacegawds win again baby
>>558430616Bitch is actually obsessed with baths
>>558430616is this what she says when you win the lottery?
I love Ryan parent runs
>>558430786torena issue
>>558420309>censoring the words “Merry Christmas,”>Bobo also had the word “Master” censored. >now they even have enough authority to change the text in the unique animationCharacter’s voice still clearly says the English word out loud, but if nothing is done, I’m afraid these “localizers” will just keep pushing it further
>>558430616i can cum just looking at her eyes
>>558430761noit's not even senior year yet I stole it from /umajp/ (lol) so I don't know when this happens in her career besides being pre-senior year
>>558430786Should've rolled for a better late parent.
>>558430786>parent run>only running g1syour affinity bwo?
So what is almond's personality?
>>558430929whats wrong? g1s are only ones that matter later
>>558431102She's a winning addict
>>558430786get your skills via looping and run cards with strong initial stat + race bonus. run g3/g2 for affinity and snowball via statbloat.
>>558431236so you use 0 cards to actually give you skill you want
>>558431191if she likes winning so much why did she lose arima kinen
>low roll run>suddenly get dirt A>only get an S jobber>high roll run>only get dirt B>end with an S+ jobberThe fact that Cykagames intentionally won't fix their shitty rates to sell it later is honestly killing my motivation to keep grinding.
>>558431303anon, your loops?
>>558430616>umas that batheDROPPED
>One of our shitposters got lost and landed in /umajp/amusing
>>558431354>bricking a parent run because inspirations dont give it to youmust be a swepy user
>>558431319Delete this
>>558431501why is she tracen ondo'ing
>>558431319arima kinen is hard please understand
>>558431319Mares not named Daiwa Scarlet are fated to job the Arima Kinen
>>558430786Run as Pace
>>558431501interesting mating dance
>>558431587She is silly like that
>>558430380>>558430486>https://x.com/DasukaSuki_3GI fucking love this artist. They just keep pumping out pure gold. I also love the way they draw faces, unique looking indeed.Cafe comic from themhttps://files.catbox.moe/3qo4oh.jpg
>>558431319lmao
>>558423413damn that bitch Brian looks so ugly
>>558431501>>558431693who is this cutie anyway?
>>558431846Curren Bouquetd'or
>>558431708>last post was in Octoberis he okay?
>>558431846The better Curren
>>558431846Curren (the cute one) Bouquetd'or
>>558431846Curren-chan, not to be confused with Curren Chan
>>558431846The prettiest umamusume
CURREN CHANG
>>558431871>>558431894>>558431895>>558431913>>558431932those thighs so exposed...
nta but if she's also named Curren then she's related to the original one meaning she's also a whore?
>>558420309
JUST KILL ME NOWWHAT IN THE FUCK IS THISFUCKING SHIT GAME
>>558429680Wanna discuss how I somehow just had one of my best Unity teams somehow job in the finals 2-3 (while having a team that lost one of the early races go 5-0 in the finals yesterday), making me lose my fucking mind and mald? I'm officially tapped out and waiting for MANTblazing whatever the fuck it is.
>>558432024no?
>>558431319dont say that...
>>558432081your fault for training El
>>558432081>Harutenpasa doesn't have that goal why did you run it
>>558432097hehe
>>558432081She's also consistent at jobbing my Arima Kinen for some reason. I'm losing it more than the last URA with cocon and bitter
>>558432024Same owner so same clan name, but the horses aren't related to each other
>>558431891They posted image dump on pixiv in Jan 4.
they dont let you retry races
>>558432201>but the horses aren't related to each otheroh thank god
>>558432249Umazing
>>558432249That's only for the first time you run the scenario.
>>558432161Doing 3* blue spark sta/pow and g1 affinity runs.I got a shitton of stamina and 4 blue skills before entering the race.Today all my El runs lost 3 or more races in a single run. This feels rigged for people to waste clocks during Trackblazer.
yooooooosh! dirt A mile S career ikuyoooo!(she whiffed both inspirations)
>>558432249>6 racesare uma story goals scrapped? how does this work?
A-anything?
>>558432332You probably just whiffed the wit checksBad luck
>>558432393The whole scenario only has 6 races
>>558432394I regret not picking Maru with the ticket...I doubt I'll be lucky enough to pull her now...
>>558432393you pick a breeders cup race as your final target and the game gives you 5 races related to that distance.there's no long BC race so instead they use another medium that offers a generic evo
>>558432394happy birthday
>>558432168Boss Grass and Spechud are too strong there and loaded with gold accel skills, you can't coast last Arima without skills or good stats.
>>558432163no u
>>558432478>>558432491how do the career stories work then? Do those just not happen like in MANT?
How the tables have turned
>>558432393Same as MANT, L'Arc and GM. Uma story is removed and everyone shares or picks the same goal set.
>>558432249>Races 6Holy fuck>>5584324364 borrow runs in a row with a hidden +400 wit bonus. Maybe they really rigged the numbers.
>>558432645yeah like MANT theres no story or secret events
>>558432097I've given up on unity. I just click the top team every time. Even when it's all Xs I still win all 5 more than half the time. Tazuna's a fucking joke. her predictions don't mean shit. It's literally just there to confuse and ensnare you.And team homofag at the end? literal cointoss. great runs are destroyed by random losses there denying NSM. parent runs where i did 25 races and don't even hit team rank S by the end of finals still somehow manage to win even though I don't need to.It's literally one big diceroll shitfest and paying it any mind is folly.
>>558432668>>558432703naruhodo
>>558432645The new scenario was forced just for Ebayan so your uma's stories doesn't matter. A whole scenario made to flex Ebayan's career
>>558432828Based, I would do the same thing if I was Fujita
>>558432828Is the boy support card worth it?
>>558432645it looks like this so it would be hard to fit races inhttps://youtu.be/cQB9UIPmpTI
>>558432394Yes anon anything.Are you afraid to ask your real feelings towards such mature and experience woman? Do not be afraid, she doesn't bite... maybe.
>>558432249Qrd on the dating event of that bokumanko
>>558432940the BGM reminds me of those 2000s musicals
>>558433074She I don't speak Japanese
>plan my pulls>these 3 fuckass banners are 1 month apart man jp really got raped hard back then huhactually even with foresight idk how to salvage this besides just, not playing for 4 months
>>558433317Just hit MLB off free pulls
>>558432940Ive been meaning to ask whats better 2 speed card-1 guts like Almond + Teio + StayGold or 1 speed 2 guts like Almond + Orfevre + StayGold
>>558433317I heard JPs are running with free carats all the time so they had no trouble even as an F2P
>>558433317Nigga, just skip Rudolf Wit and save beforehand
>>558433317Theres some 10 SSR card banner where the 3 of them are in it at the same time where you choose 2 as the rate up and can pity anyone at the list.But its time to drop Rudolf Wit for Forever Young wit.
>>558432641my daughterwife can't be this cute......
>>558433317Just save 12 SSR crystals for those 3 cards.
>>558432828When you think about it, the scenario is all about racing in America.So having a career story go side by side would be silly
Does my taiki shuttle have enough stamina for cm10?
I feel like the new scenario will have a special story if Ebayan ever get released and you're training her on the scenario
>planning 2 years aheadYou'll uninstall by then. Or the game will reach EOS.
>>558433915hmmm nyoyou could try her out in some rooms though
>>558421352I need this in my life
>>558433915>uncapped speedbrickded
>>558433915There are some players with Natie on their team and they're killing Paces with 500~550 stamina
>>558433958I'm not a casualfag like you
Turns out I can drop 400 rolls on Palmer stam if i sacrifice Copano Rickey. Should I do it, frontgawds?
>>558433915you should click power more pussy
>>558433915>capped wit>uncapped speedThis is your brain on the witpill.
>>558434212bwo what are you gonna do... not click on the triple wit rainbow +80 wit?
>>558434124>if i sacrifice Copano RickeyLmao you can just get her with the paypig selector in the future.
holy fuuuck
>>558434293Sure but how soon is "in the future" how many dirt CMs are going to be there between copano and that future
>>558434212seriru did alot of damage to the uma global community, shits so funny.
>>558434212>>558434387do I need to post it again?https://youtu.be/k3TOq9_PpKg
slurping her cunt like it's hachimi
You guys don't actually care about the cap right? It is a funny meme but cmon
it's over, I can restock again...
you don't need cap speed or mile S to win
>>558434387Nah Seriru just offered a way to clear the original scenario. This fag was the final nail to witmaxxing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMzn2j1E56Y that he was even called out by other sloptubers
>Falco>mile S>1200 speed 1000 power 800 witthat's it. Everything you need to win CM10
>>558434470True, I don't care about Oguri Cap
Working a job to earn the money to whale is unironically easier than trying to learn advanced uma musume strategy.
>>558434505You're not surviving this year, bwo.
>>558434578Oh yeah that guy as well, fucking insane
>>558433915why are you spending skill points on the blue juice instead of just bringing riko?
>>558434604you forgot Turf A
>>558434418>fully explains how wit works and why you want it>20k viewsevery time
Aquarius room to test my taiki shuttle that none of you like. 4505110345051103bring it on
NEED NISHINO NISHINOW NEEDSHINO NISHINOW NEED NISHINO NISHINOW NEEDSHINO NISHINOW NEED NISHINO NISHINOW NEEDSHINO NISHINOW NEED NISHINO NISHINOW NEEDSHINO NISHINOW NEED NISHINO NISHINOW NEEDSHINO NISHINOW NEED NISHINO NISHINOW NEEDSHINO NISHINOW NEED NISHINO NISHINOW NEEDSHINO NISHINOW NEED NISHINO NISHINOW NEEDSHINO NISHINOW NEED NISHINO NISHINOW NEEDSHINO NISHINOW NEED NISHINO NISHINOW NEEDSHINO NISHINOW
>>558434662Less fun though
>>558434682it's the winning chakra bwo, I only spent skill points on one blue because I thought the stamina was too low...
>>558434662>job
>>558433648They've been releasing powercreep after powercreep to destroy any carat reserves. FM and Ebayan are the latest that give 2 skills per hint so the days are numbered for the rest.
>>558434662please censor the j word next time thanks
>>558434505Lord have mercy on this anon
>>558434662>he spends money on a gacha game instead of saving and invest for his futureGood goy
>>558434767wtf
cute!cygames, add these to global!
i need a blond retard wifewhich uma for me
>>558432507thanks!>>558432490>>558432992maru is sexo, but I liked the others too.
>>558435090>american scenario>they added niggersrofl
>>558435102almond eye
>>558434669I'll get Machitan in 10 rolls trust the plan
>>558435052taiki only used 1/3 recovery with 1200 wit.I procced sfv, A&S, native plancha, everything, I still lostkilling myself because there is nothing I can do to win at this game
>>558435171They shouldve added american bikini umas with huge tits instead
>>558435090I'm fine with left but right can go away
>>558435090>we are 100% black
>17 years old
>>558435090Ayo umas that represents me
>>558435090
>>558435549kek
this umas entire career is a horse being unable to deal with being the protagonist
>>558420629This you?
>>558435090Even L'arc wasn't this bad was it?
yep yep yep i already got a 2* mile parent with 1* blue and 2* gwi need to stop obsessing over 2* blue 2* pink 2* gwyep yep yep
gnight uma. be less gay tomorrow plz.
I don't see what the issue is, theyre just black umas
>>558435919hmmmmm nnyo
>>558435784>exposed shoulders in her casual outfit
>>558435932did people freak out when michelle my baby was a giant nigress basketball player?
>>558436030I mean you did, I guess
>>558420629
>>558435932they stole my onsen ticket and my trainee couldn't catch them...
>>558435319u will be luckier next time gwotriple front is more consistent than NSM + speed star on pace
>>558435090Right would look better with a more gungho pose. Racing pants are rare
>>558435932i dont think anyone has a real issue it's just interesting
>>558435919>Daiwa Ruby
>>558436339the issue is i need more dumb blonde bimbo umas
messed up and didnt wake up today until I was 100TP (and one run queued)
>>558435932John Henry uma when
>my Helios will never love me in the way I love herWhy did my Uma have to be a FUCKING DYKE
>>558436670
>>558436785she will still su ck the dick tho right
Does mambo have a wait list?I'd like to join at monthly reset if a spot opens upUID 631825024052
I don't understand how buhis /here/ always post 95% win rates when the cm comes around. Every time I get some 60% wr um team in 2 days and I cannot meaningfully improve it, because the game is fucking RNG, distance S doesn't matter, surface S doesn't matter, skills get whiffed with capped wit... How
I love it when maya gives me head
>>558433317>he is using crystals on powercreped cards on an accelerated schedule
>>558436889sexo suzuka IMO this happening is a message from my soulmate suzuka
>>558436670>>558436797cute comics
>>558436889GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
>>558436927watch >>558434418
>>558436887The closest member to leave was danchode but he came back unfortunately
>>558436887yea surei dont think anyones gonna quit tho the only flatliner is danCHUD
>>558433317What's so special about Stam Shakur and Wit Rudy?
HE'S BETRAYING US DANCHOUKILL HIMKILL HIM NOW
>>558436950ai and shakur are still meta and rudolf will last him for at least a year
Why didnt Cygames give us proper onigger umas
>>558437019curren would say this
>>558436996>>558436989Thanks, well if a spot opens up I'll be waiting
>>558435842They made King Halo's dad brown so nyo
cool.
>>558436887I'll make note, but everyone is on track, apart from Danchou. However he will return soon (tm). But if a spot opens up, you'll get it first.
>>558437090cause they would 100% rape their trainers
>>558434418as someone who lost the last 2 CM finals to Narita Taishin i can confirm this true
>>558437089>meta*cope options
>>558437090If Zenyatta was an uma she'd probably be black and Golshi would probably hang out with her
>>558436887What's wrong with your current club?
>>558437286you sound like a twitter tranny
>>558436887Mambo is disbanding next reset since we went back to being a B rank club
>>558434418>>558437269Im probably gonna be running End Haru and Digitan for this CM, should i take this video to heart
>there's a chance they'll make Sierra blackJaps are just yellow Jews at this point
>>558437339Elon worked tirelessly for three years to turn X into a bastion of free speech
>>558437284you niggas just keep lying
>memewithI get a good laugh each time globalbabs post that site
woke grok woke grok wont cant generate images of uma cock
YesI believe american umas are 50% black
Sex with Verxina
>>558437221Thanks!>>558437316It's not /uma/ because I'm always late to ask in the thread
>>558426796Saving for Kris and Ruby
Equinox will be black. Kitasan will get a new blackface alt.
hmmmcurrent scenario cards = meta SS tierprevious scenario powercrept cards = junk
Is turning Pasa into a frontrunner worth it
she's gonna hit me.. again
>cygays could only slide up the dark intensity on mob umas>if they do it on a playable uma no one would be pulling on it and they lose moneyroru rumao
>>558437768my daughter nice nature would not do this
>>558437691Don't expect her to beat actual fronts with early/midrace uniquesI already tried
>>558437536>>558432249Whats the point of stamina cards again in the future. All these amount of guts the boost speed and power >558432940 are incredibly absurd
>>558437851awooga! sexo agnes
>>558437792If i run a front it would just be Pasa alone in that position with the assumption she'd contest with other trainers' frontsIn that case is Pasa worth it at all? How could i get her ult to fire from Pace position in this environment?
>>558437691I have one and she's doing ok, winning some races. But she is not auto winning because everybody else is also using fronts, especially falcon
>>558437771Just give the Uma white hair, it worked for Azur LaneThey made her darker on this skin btw
what font is uma using in the game btw?
theres probably a JP version of me in that general (or was) going around screaming AWOOGA all the time too
Is SMaru really busted this CM? Doesn't she need another front runner with her?
I dont understand how vodka can randomly drop the queen vic mile and/or JP cup race (800/250/484/339/232) sometimes. I even trained power on this run on the opening run (which allowed me to have the stam), or maybe it was 1 more power training (I also gassed out in the JP derby)
>>558438121your Chocobon?
>>558437991
>>558437991whats this horse
>>558438121idk about busted but she's really solid, has mile maven to match Falco's ult during early game and speed eater is always nice. Her aptitude also means you get a fuck ton of good hints from bubbles
>>558437919It's as simple as hoping you get placed in 0 or 1 front rooms.
Sierra Leone would be black
>>558438194umas getting scared are so funny
>>558438271
Uma&Co is next on the overtake list for Mambo
>>558436889>>558436970damn girl are you a hyperscaler data center because you guzzle that watter
>>558438346we don't sweep
>>558438132JP cup and derby are tokyo 2400m track, which has somewhat high stam requirement despite being med track. 250 stam is pretty low for that. Not sure what happened with the mile races though. Did you put her on late and iybyb?
(LOL)
>>558438420its what I have been doing for months with no issues but since last week I have randomly been dropping them (sometimes I lose the mile and not JP cup, which is fine)
>>558438493t.Curren
derby is much harder to win than JP cup though if I want to go win derby I would sometimes buy straightaway recovery (even though its best not to so I can roll rec later for some hint lvls on it)
>>558438495Probably unlucky then. Try moving her to pace just to avoid getting blocked.
>>558438346Funny graphs
>>558438346it might happen since our Top Earners are Losing steamI'm sitting on my ass today too
>>558438578Mambo has fallen
Reminder
>>558438545*shaking with rage*grrrrrr u-u-umagrok replace her with curren right n-now!
my gains are going down because im trying to find a girlfriend and clean my house
>>558438646Silence. The KING has arrived.
>>558421257I love my orange cat horse. She is my g.o.a.t.
>>558438578yes...let yourself go and join the sweepy side
>>558438646Reminderhttps://files.catbox.moe/r5mmax.jpg
if I dont win all the big races (wit spark race, queen eliz, JP cup (for double roll on queen, and to do JP mile race 2), I dont get >1100 speed to lower my 3* speed spark roll chance
/uma/hjong will be looking for new members. Five slots will be opening. We're A ranked. As long as you contribute and don't flatline you'll be welcomed. Make sure to have /uma/ in your description.
>>558438707>Two kings and a bakushinwhich CM are we currently at right now
Getting closer...
>>558438680I see the ghost girl ghost you
is one front pasa and 2 debuffers good? Will I secure plancha this way?
>>558438860w-what
>>558438804Do you think toreina draft is going to go well this time, or are we again gonna find ourselves in situation where clubs will be recruiting for weeks and still fail?
>>558438886No. Pasa is shit out of luck with midrace.
the amount of VAs that are larping as their Uma's is actually concerning https://x.com/i/status/2026173068662763680
>>558438886you're at mercy of frontrunners
>>558438578No way Mambo's top earner isn't running Sweepy for fan runs. That's a very stable graph, we even had sprint CM, and currently on dirt mile
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tk1kFixU5gg
>>558438886> 2 debuffersYou have bigger problem
>>558438194I have choco bobo but I can only mutate her up to C
>>558426796It's not tomorrow though
>tfw even if your Uma was real she wouldn’t want to date and think you’re a fat loserIt’s true, I am a fat loser. Umas for fat losers? Don’t say Curren
>>558438674
I'm gonna mutate Suzuka into dirt horse, still not sure if just regular nig or runaway, and partner her with SMaru, with 3rd Uma being a dedicated deboofer. I don't have anything decent for 3rd Dirt ace.
>>558439042Chan
>>558439042gold city
>>558439042
>>558439042Teio
>>558439042teio
>>558439042Are you in your 40s? Are you balding?
>>558437991Cute horse
>>558438954my condor is stronger than whatever front you came up with THO>>558438923at least I didn't waste 160 skill points on plancha and bought a mid race white skill instead
>>558439082>>558439213W-Why her?>>558439126>>558439175Why Teio?
>>558439325>my condor is stronger than whatever front you came up with THOShow me.
fuck you buddy
>>558439114Are you saying Uber Krieg would have married Hermann Goring
>>558438915If I can't find new toreinas, I'll sick cursed doto on them. I'm confident in finding people who'll enjoy /uma/hjong's laid back expectations.
>>558439325>midrace white skills vs a full power midrace unique lol
I have a confession to makeI want to have sex with Digitan in a bed full of pictures of other Umas
king uber
>>558439289true
>>558439042Just be a trainer and you have 30% more chance to pick up a fine jorse girl.If you manage to finish her career the chances increase to 90%.
Did we merge with umaJP yet? No? Then half the posts here are off topic.
>>558439446Curren thinks she's part of the team
Why does Urara have the Sakura eyes?
>>558438707>Two Kings and a BakushinOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>>558439537becos Haru means spring
>>558439516This general was promised to them 3000 years ago
Shoot it...in here
>>558439537>he doesn't know nihongo
New toreina here. How the fuck are you supposed to do the King Halo career? Why did they give a sprinter a career full of medium and long races?
>>558439516We're actually so slow meanwhile the other thread is faster than the usual. We're the dying thread atm
>>558439364World's strongest horse girl! That's right! ERU CONDORU PASA
>>558439397Nah he married Urara
>>558439751>Why did they give a sprinter a career full of medium and long races?look up the irl King Halo's career
>>558439364that expression is too good kek
>>558439825>800 wit>As frontWho's gonna tell him
>>558439751Most of the honses careers reflect their irl counterparts' history
>>558438964big.....
>>558439674
>>558439825>no gold midrace>no taking the lead>800 witYeah nah, try that shit in rooms and see what happens.
>>558439674womb attack!
>>558439751Get just enough stam to clear it. Around 400-450 should be enough on kikuka sho
>>558439825No TTL when you already don't have a midrace ult + escape artist like V.Bobo is a death sentence bwo
>>558439709nihonglo yoku wakarimasu dess
trying to make me jerk off before i go out...
do not lewd my wife...
>>558439751Unless you're specifically training her for sprints, it's not that big of a deal. And even then, I've achieved Kingly Smile secret event many times when training her for sprint CM. Being a Late Surger helps to skirt stam requirement little bit, and lucking into much better stats in early career helps for sure.Kikuka Sho is just a run race goal, the only danger is getting a negative skill from 6th or worse placement.
>>558439751halo just sucks it's not actually a matter of distances she loses races you'd easily clear with any other character
when did this thread get raped into thinking front El is good
did ulala died a virgin?no, i make ulala mother.
>>558439449shut up dober
>>558440139el raped me...
>>558440018>>558439942>>558439898interesting theory but your front is late starting and mine isn't because I got concentration.and I'm pretty sure you don't
>>558440101I can't lewd her...she was lewd from the beginning
u-u-u-u-u-u-u-UMA!
>>558436339I don't like niggers so I have an issue with them. As long as they stay in the mutt scenario I don't mind. Mutts probably forced Cygames to add niggers in the contract after all.
>no dirt grass>no dirt king>no dirt akebono>no dirt dober>no dirt chiyono o>no dirt kawakami princess>no dirt finemo>all of these umas are possible to mutateI want to believe that oshigaming is fucking dead for this dirt CM, and everyone's only using meta umas or mutating the meta umas.We're running out of sovl, and MANT will even be more of a scenario where only metas are viable or even stronger.
>>558440161Did Dober and Digitan interact IRL, or is it just a fanon pairing solely because both are doujin authors in Uma?
>>558440325>no dirt grassI'm working on it
>>558440325Oshi gaming is still alive. I'm running my oshis - S.Maru X.Oguri and V.Bourbon
>>558440325I'm working on Dirt Ship but it's an incredibly slow & painful process
>>558440325we're currently on the worst part of the game and we'll get trackblazer before the finals
>>558439898Dirt S>>558439942Mile S>>558440018Front S
>>558440380fanon
>>558440412This but unironically
>>558440325I wish someone would shoot me in the head to end my suffering. I have yet to get a pink sparks out of all my borrows ever since I started this
>>558438578>>558438346If I spent nearly as much time in game as I do here we'd have replaced umao as the second S club
>>558440572>>558440261As i said, try rooms and see what happens. Ive met and tested better pasas and front heavy lobby just murders you to fourth place. Its not even an S Pasa.
>>558440380they both raced in the 2001 autumn tennosho (digitan won)dont think they ever bred or anything
im gonna breed her
>>558440572Wit G
next thread will be war
>>558440695>(digitan won)Of course she is such a strong uma it's insane
Aquarius room trying my condor again4593006645930066
u-ma-mu-su-me!
>>558440758open legs closed legs
Is there an uma AI RPG bot?
>takes no optional race>still 320k fandamn so Bourbon is like Golshi except I will get fucked in 3200m race if I have no gold recovery by then
Ulala...digitan.... forgotten.....
>>558440947>>558440947>>558440947
>hitting max veteran every 3 daysWhen will they increase the cap?
>>558439674sexo (daughter sexo)
>>558440781Oh, youre not that dumbass pasa braggard. Pretty cool Amazon ngl.
>>558440781Nyooooo my clubmate abused the only uma that cannot be beaten...if I actually had 2 debuffer I would have won
Wow Ai is such a dorkInitially before she got released, she comes off as a tryhard who only wants to win for her sakeWell the real truth, while still being the same tryhard, she all wants to do it for YOUR sake. She loves the shining glint in your eyes whenever she comes back from winning a race. She loves the fact that the only thing in your brain is her.You are basically the same tryhard bastard as her. Even Fusaichi Pandora (IRL mom) thinks both of you match too well together.
>>558420426>MareYou know the answer
